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Two-Tier Keir’s Brave New Britain - UK Column Pathétic News · UK Column Radio

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Speaker 2: B lou Era dons.
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Speaker 1: In Britain, Prime Minister Kirs Starmer took to Parliament today
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Speaker 1: followed by his Lavelaer dog to implement rigorous two tier
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Speaker 1: segregation laws across the country after mounting tension between different
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Speaker 1: races and classes. The white, ugly straight working classes will
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Speaker 1: help be subject to strict segregation, or the diverse, beautiful
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Speaker 1: pan sexual chosen will enjoy refined privileges.
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Speaker 2: Bus stop cues will now be segregated, with.
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Speaker 1: Wugs white ugly straits forced to wait every four hours
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Speaker 1: for a six person horsing cart, while DBC's diverse beautiful
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Speaker 1: chosen will be able to board the latest modern vehicles
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Speaker 1: every five minutes. Public toilets have been a recent cultural flashpoint,
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Speaker 1: now radically simplified into two.
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Speaker 2: Options, trans or polls.
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Speaker 1: The trans will be a placial luxury of bathroom with
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Speaker 1: all mod cons, while the pause will be one ramsackle
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Speaker 1: port loop every ten thousand people. If your trans and poor,
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Speaker 1: you go in the woods. But will you make a
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Speaker 1: sound for the worst wugs offenders, those derange budis who
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Speaker 1: still drink tea and enjoy a roast dinner. They will
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Speaker 1: be made into lifelong serves for the DBC's until they
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Speaker 1: land their.
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Speaker 2: Less Look at this lovely dog.
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Speaker 1: These measures will be far reaching in endure until the
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Speaker 1: end of time or when Elon Musk builds a man
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Speaker 1: cave on Mars, whichever comes first. Pathetic news, unfortunately not
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Speaker 1: made up