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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of My
- 0:03Speaker 1: Heart Radios How Stuff Works. Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
- 0:12Speaker 1: I'm Josh Clark, and there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and
- 0:15Speaker 1: there's Jerry over there, and um, this is stuff you
- 0:18Speaker 1: should know, Stuff you should Nizzo. I'm excited about this one.
- 0:25Speaker 1: This just feels like classic Josh and Chuck. I think
- 0:28Speaker 1: so too. Took Took's gonna make an appearance. Took Took
- 0:32Speaker 1: Mike make Sweet Love, which is always fun. And watching Took, yeah,
- 0:41Speaker 1: we like to watch. He's surprisingly tender, he is. I'm
- 0:45Speaker 1: sorry all the third graders are actually, more to the point,
- 0:47Speaker 1: the third grade teachers who are standing there right now
- 0:50Speaker 1: at the head of class, they're like, oh, what happened
- 0:52Speaker 1: to the Neanderthal's perfect for the classroom? Right? So yeah,
- 0:55Speaker 1: this is very uh. I thought this is very cool.
- 0:57Speaker 1: I love this. But we've talked a little bit about
- 1:00Speaker 1: Neanderthal's in the past and Homo sapiens and uh, Dennis
- 1:05Speaker 1: Snovin's and that's right, right, there's an extra end in there.
- 1:10Speaker 1: I think Dennis Stovan's. Dennis Snoven sounds like a dude,
- 1:15Speaker 1: like he manages the ice cream factory, right, Snovin, Dennis Snovin, Uh,
- 1:21Speaker 1: this is good stuff, though, So let's let's treat everyone
- 1:24Speaker 1: so all right, we'll do our best. Put the pressure on.
- 1:28Speaker 1: So Neander neander tals it really so? Then correct pronunciation
- 1:33Speaker 1: is tall by the way. Yeah, I had a teacher
- 1:36Speaker 1: point that out, remember, very specifically in the in the
- 1:40Speaker 1: ninth grade. But when you're being correct, you're actually speaking
- 1:45Speaker 1: in Old German, not even modern German. So it's really
- 1:49Speaker 1: just a question of how you want to say it.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Either one's acceptable, no, I mean the pronunciation would still
- 1:54Speaker 1: be that in modern German. Neander tal Yeah, okay, because
- 1:58Speaker 1: I saw it spelled t a L two. Oh really yeah,
- 2:02Speaker 1: let's get rid of that age. Okay. I kind of
- 2:04Speaker 1: like it. I like how it looks, but I think
- 2:06Speaker 1: it's up to the individuals. Say taller thal okay, but
- 2:10Speaker 1: the correct way is neander tal right, okay, and Neander talls.
- 2:14Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna just switch back and forth. That's okay
- 2:16Speaker 1: with everybody, not to make a big deal out of
- 2:20Speaker 1: it or anything, but um, neander talls uh or thals,
- 2:25Speaker 1: depending on who you are. They were a species of
- 2:31Speaker 1: human beings of humans like if you think about it, Chuck, you,
- 2:36Speaker 1: Jerry me, everybody out there. Sometimes yeah, same species, one
- 2:44Speaker 1: species of human, that's it. Like you just don't really
- 2:47Speaker 1: kind of think about that. But if you dial back
- 2:49Speaker 1: a little bit, if we got on the way back
- 2:51Speaker 1: machine and went back just like forty thousand years, there'll
- 2:54Speaker 1: be at least one other species of human running around
- 2:57Speaker 1: on Earth, and they would be the Neanderthals. Yes, so
- 3:01Speaker 1: we didn't even know that there was another such thing
- 3:04Speaker 1: as another human species until the eighteen fifties because there
- 3:08Speaker 1: was a forty thousand year gap separating us. And then
- 3:10Speaker 1: that's right, So the very first fossils of a Neanderthal
- 3:15Speaker 1: was found in eighteen twenty nine in Belgium and then
- 3:17Speaker 1: again in Gibraltar in eight But they kind of were
- 3:21Speaker 1: just like, oh cool, look at these old bones. Wasn't
- 3:23Speaker 1: a big deal. What's how easy they snap on my knee? Right?
- 3:27Speaker 1: They didn't know what they were, no, And then in
- 3:29Speaker 1: nineteen fifty six in Germany, something pretty significant happened. Uh,
- 3:33Speaker 1: they found some pretty substantial fossils. I think a whole
- 3:37Speaker 1: skeleton actually, yeah, well they definitely found a whole skull um.
- 3:40Speaker 1: This was in four or five ft of clay at
- 3:42Speaker 1: in a limestone quarry cave and a site called felt
- 3:47Speaker 1: so Glad. And this is in the Neander Valley near Dusseldorf.
- 3:53Speaker 1: And this is where it all comes around. If you
- 3:56Speaker 1: hear the word Neanderthal or a tall um t h
- 4:00Speaker 1: a l and old German means valley. And so the
- 4:03Speaker 1: scientific name Homo neander tollensus means humans from the Neander Valley. Yes,
- 4:09Speaker 1: because it means that's where the first one that we realized, Um,
- 4:13Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is This isn't a cave bear.
- 4:15Speaker 1: This isn't like some some dead person. This is a
- 4:19Speaker 1: different species of human. Yeah. They saw that the what
- 4:23Speaker 1: we now know is classic Neanderthal oval shape. That that
- 4:29Speaker 1: big thick, low receding forehead and brow, very thick bones.
- 4:35Speaker 1: This uh, that was brought to the query foreman and
- 4:37Speaker 1: he said it's a cave bear. I guess you came
- 4:41Speaker 1: over from Alabama. But he said, but I do know
- 4:45Speaker 1: a teacher and a guy who's really into fossils. His
- 4:47Speaker 1: name is Johann Karl full Rot. And here you can
- 4:51Speaker 1: have these bones. He got them, did some impressions, what uh,
- 4:58Speaker 1: did some castings of these and sent though those to
- 5:00Speaker 1: Hermann uh Schaffhausen, a professor. I don't know German is
- 5:05Speaker 1: so funny. I don't either, but coming out of your mouth,
- 5:08Speaker 1: it's like it's just hilarious. After all these years. He's
- 5:12Speaker 1: a professor, was a professor of anatomy at the University
- 5:14Speaker 1: of Bonn. And they both were like, hey, this is
- 5:18Speaker 1: significant because this ain't no human. Uh no homo sapien.
- 5:22Speaker 1: But it's a human, right, we think, right, it's some
- 5:25Speaker 1: other kind of human, some other kind of hominid that
- 5:29Speaker 1: we just didn't understand before. So they presented their fightings
- 5:33Speaker 1: in the world. He said, look at this. Everybody, get
- 5:34Speaker 1: a load of this. And there was an immediate problem
- 5:38Speaker 1: with Neanderthals there there's so this is eighteen fifty eighteen
- 5:43Speaker 1: fifty seven when they prevented presented their fightings. And that
- 5:47Speaker 1: was before on the origin of the species. So before Darwin,
- 5:52Speaker 1: it was like God created all this, God created you,
- 5:56Speaker 1: God created the panther, God created the monkeys separately, like
- 5:58Speaker 1: all this stuff was all separate. And then Darwin came
- 6:02Speaker 1: along and said, no, all this stuff is actually related.
- 6:04Speaker 1: And if you trace everything far enough back, you're gonna
- 6:06Speaker 1: find the last common ancestor between two things that don't
- 6:09Speaker 1: look anything alike um, including humans and apes. And so
- 6:16Speaker 1: this was before that, so it didn't fit into the
- 6:18Speaker 1: Christian creation story. But then even after Darwin came along,
- 6:23Speaker 1: it just so happened that Neanderthals were discovered and analyzed
- 6:26Speaker 1: and and it was realized that they were in different
- 6:29Speaker 1: species of human at a time when biological anthropology was around, yeah,
- 6:33Speaker 1: phrenology and the you know, we've talked about it on
- 6:35Speaker 1: the show a little bit, the very sort of racist
- 6:38Speaker 1: practice of um categorizing humans in their inferiority of races
- 6:46Speaker 1: by the shapes of their skull. Right, look at this skull, um,
- 6:50Speaker 1: well there it's not not basically Western and European shaped.
- 6:54Speaker 1: We think it has some weird ridge. Um, so they're
- 6:57Speaker 1: an inferior race. They extended all that onto Neanderthals because
- 7:02Speaker 1: if you think, you know, if you're if you're comparing
- 7:05Speaker 1: like human Homo sapiens skulls to one another and somehow
- 7:09Speaker 1: finding inferiority or superiority, and that in the shapes of
- 7:12Speaker 1: those when you compare a Neanderthal skull to a human skull,
- 7:16Speaker 1: clearly that human skull is much more refined and developed.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Neanderthals must have been these dim witted brutes the caveman. Like,
- 7:25Speaker 1: the whole reason we think of the caveman and Neanderthals
- 7:29Speaker 1: is big dummies and and oaths. It is because they
- 7:32Speaker 1: were discovered during a time of racist science. Yeah, and
- 7:36Speaker 1: that was the view that was held, and it's still
- 7:39Speaker 1: held by some people who don't know better. This is
- 7:41Speaker 1: why we're doing that, you know, one reason why we're
- 7:43Speaker 1: doing this episode. But it was held for a couple
- 7:46Speaker 1: of hundred years. But in the recent decades things have changed.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Our picture of the Neanderthal has changed because of science
- 7:56Speaker 1: and research, and we now know that, uh, well a
- 8:00Speaker 1: lot of cool things. I don't want to spoil it yet, Okay, Yeah,
- 8:02Speaker 1: I was wondering if that was too much of the
- 8:04Speaker 1: beans getting out. I think, so let's tease that out.
- 8:07Speaker 1: That's fine with me. So, uh, we'll just sit here
- 8:11Speaker 1: quietly for a second as we go past this. Okay,
- 8:14Speaker 1: all right, we ready, yeah, alright, So the current story,
- 8:18Speaker 1: like the simple version of the current story is the
- 8:21Speaker 1: Neanderthal and the I mean, should we just say the
- 8:24Speaker 1: modern human or Homo sap That's how I was like,
- 8:28Speaker 1: how could because they're both humans, yeah, but they're just
- 8:31Speaker 1: two different species of human sapience tal and sapiens. All right.
- 8:34Speaker 1: So they separated between a half a million and about
- 8:37Speaker 1: six hundred and fifty thousand years ago, and they both
- 8:41Speaker 1: diverge from a common branch um H. Heidel their genesis rgensis.
- 8:47Speaker 1: I think the g is hard. I'm pretty sure that's right. H. Heidelbergensis. Yeah,
- 8:52Speaker 1: all right, that sounds right. Yeah. And this was in Africa, right,
- 8:56Speaker 1: that's where the divergence happened. That's right. Um. Then, so
- 9:01Speaker 1: either the division, the divergence happened in Africa or some
- 9:05Speaker 1: Heidelbergensis state in Africa, and some spread out of Africa
- 9:11Speaker 1: to yeah, into the Old World in Asia. And over time,
- 9:16Speaker 1: because of the separation, these groups of humans started branching
- 9:22Speaker 1: out and developing into distinct species. One of the species,
- 9:27Speaker 1: the first one to develop into a distinct species from
- 9:30Speaker 1: this branch, was Neanderthals, and by at least four hundred
- 9:35Speaker 1: thousand years ago, there were Neanderthals running around like distinct
- 9:40Speaker 1: species of humans called Neanderthals. Yeah, and they were developing
- 9:43Speaker 1: independently because they were very far from each other, and
- 9:46Speaker 1: they didn't for a very long time, did not have
- 9:49Speaker 1: very much, if any, contact with one another. Yeah. Remember
- 9:52Speaker 1: we did an episode on speciation where like brown bears
- 9:56Speaker 1: and polar bears used to be the same bear, but
- 9:59Speaker 1: the polar bear started drifting further and further north, and
- 10:02Speaker 1: they actually adapted to a different climate, different habitat, so
- 10:06Speaker 1: much so that they became a different species. That's the
- 10:09Speaker 1: exact same thing that we're talking at. Heidelberg ansis drifted
- 10:13Speaker 1: into two different parts of Africa and Europe, and the
- 10:16Speaker 1: climate in the habitat was different enough that it split
- 10:19Speaker 1: into two different species. Yeah. So what you've got in
- 10:22Speaker 1: Eurasia is a range from like Portugal and whales in
- 10:26Speaker 1: the west over to like Siberia. This is for Neanderthals, right, Yeah,
- 10:30Speaker 1: in the east. So that was their range in general,
- 10:33Speaker 1: and all the way down to the Middle East. Yeah,
- 10:36Speaker 1: it was a huge range, very big range. Um the biggest. Uh.
- 10:43Speaker 1: They were shorter than sapiens that we're still in Africa.
- 10:47Speaker 1: They were kind of stockier, they had bigger brains, they
- 10:51Speaker 1: were by most accounts, stronger, more muscular, had wider hips
- 10:55Speaker 1: and shoulders, sturdier bones, very sturdy, just stocky, robust things
- 11:00Speaker 1: you would not want to mess with the Neanderthal No,
- 11:03Speaker 1: and they were very adaptable. They they lived in very
- 11:05Speaker 1: cold environments. Uh, they lived in very sort of warm,
- 11:08Speaker 1: temperate environments. So it depends on the time. This is
- 11:12Speaker 1: what they think. They think that that range that was
- 11:15Speaker 1: so huge for the Neanderthals, there wasn't necessarily Neanderthals living
- 11:20Speaker 1: in all parts of that range at the same time
- 11:23Speaker 1: for four hundred thousand years or three fifty thousand years.
- 11:26Speaker 1: They think that over time, some Neanderthal populations died and
- 11:30Speaker 1: others came along and replaced them, and then some of
- 11:34Speaker 1: them moved down here and some of them were over here.
- 11:36Speaker 1: That they may have lived in different parts of the
- 11:39Speaker 1: world at the same time, but not necessarily their entire
- 11:42Speaker 1: range all at once. For the whole three fifty thousand years.
- 11:46Speaker 1: They moved a lot, and nor did they move all
- 11:49Speaker 1: together as whole populations. It was a lot of local
- 11:51Speaker 1: extinctions and recolonizations going on, right think exactly. So it's
- 11:56Speaker 1: almost like if you could look at the map of
- 11:59Speaker 1: eur Asia on a time lapse over three fifty thousand
- 12:02Speaker 1: years that Neanderthals were around in the area, you would
- 12:05Speaker 1: just kind of see these little populations kind of growing
- 12:08Speaker 1: and popping and dissolving and then picking up again. And
- 12:12Speaker 1: these are actually new groups going into areas becoming like
- 12:17Speaker 1: dying out for one reason or another. And then a
- 12:19Speaker 1: thousand or ten thousand years later, there's another group that says, oh,
- 12:22Speaker 1: this is a great spot and showing up kind of
- 12:24Speaker 1: like our real Atlantis episode. Remember there's like like twelve
- 12:29Speaker 1: feet of like fifty different settlements over thousands and thousands
- 12:34Speaker 1: of years because they're just like, this is a great
- 12:36Speaker 1: place to settle, but each one had no idea that
- 12:38Speaker 1: the last one was there. Same thing with the Neanderthal range.
- 12:42Speaker 1: So the Neanderthals are doing their thing all over your Asia.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Meanwhile back in Africa and East Africa, you've got the
- 12:49Speaker 1: Sapien doing their thing. And then they start to radiate
- 12:53Speaker 1: out a little bits, the Sapiens and then get obviously
- 12:57Speaker 1: the Middle East would be a pretty logical next place
- 12:59Speaker 1: to go from Africa, and they happened upon the Neanderthal
- 13:04Speaker 1: and they're like wow, we wow, who are you? And
- 13:09Speaker 1: then they were all of a sudden sharing space together,
- 13:12Speaker 1: right starting about a hundred thousand years ago in the
- 13:15Speaker 1: Middle East, in the Middle East, and then in Europe.
- 13:17Speaker 1: They shared space for two hundred to five hundred generations. Yeah,
- 13:20Speaker 1: they just like the Neanderthals spread out. The sapiens basically
- 13:25Speaker 1: followed the same path. But there were already people there.
- 13:28Speaker 1: It was Neanderthals and um. Yeah, two hundred generations, generations
- 13:33Speaker 1: between four thousand and ten thousand years. Very long time
- 13:35Speaker 1: to share space. It really is like that many generations
- 13:39Speaker 1: that that of just living in the same place. The
- 13:43Speaker 1: thing is is over the lifespan of the Neanderthals, three
- 13:48Speaker 1: fifty thousand years, four thousand years is nothing. It's the
- 13:52Speaker 1: blink of an eye. And around the time about so
- 13:56Speaker 1: say humans or sapiens showed up in Europe about forty
- 13:59Speaker 1: two two thousand years ago, about forty thou years ago
- 14:04Speaker 1: something give or take a few thousand years, Neanderthals just vanished.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Did they melt? We don't remember that old theory. That's
- 14:13Speaker 1: all right, they've melted. It was like nine years ago.
- 14:16Speaker 1: That was so uh. I think it's a good place
- 14:20Speaker 1: for a break. Yeah, we'll talk about what happened right
- 14:22Speaker 1: after this. Well, now we're on the road, driving in
- 14:26Speaker 1: your truck. Want to learn a thing or two from
- 14:29Speaker 1: Josh Damn chuck stuff you should know, all right, m alright, So, uh,
- 14:50Speaker 1: appearance of of sapiens in Europe before this um disappearance
- 14:54Speaker 1: of Neanderthals. For a very long time, everyone basically just
- 14:59Speaker 1: had one of two you're easy, either that sapiens killed
- 15:02Speaker 1: them off or that they were just so smart that
- 15:06Speaker 1: they out competed them for resources and they went away.
- 15:10Speaker 1: And that was It's known as the replacement model or
- 15:13Speaker 1: the recent African origin model, right, and people were all
- 15:16Speaker 1: on that train. Some people still very much are. Oh yeah,
- 15:20Speaker 1: in academia, not just not just you know, the general public.
- 15:23Speaker 1: I say, boo to that. I agree, And it seems
- 15:26Speaker 1: like there are people who are kind of chipping away
- 15:28Speaker 1: at that. But I believe the replacement model is the
- 15:30Speaker 1: dominant model for what happened to the Neanderthals. It basically says, humans,
- 15:35Speaker 1: Homo sapiens came along and our brains are so much smarter.
- 15:38Speaker 1: We were capable of things that Neanderthals couldn't even dream of, um,
- 15:42Speaker 1: things like culture and art and all sorts of men right,
- 15:47Speaker 1: um language probably um that the Neanderthals just didn't stand
- 15:51Speaker 1: a chance. Once the sapience showed up. It was like
- 15:53Speaker 1: progresses here, go ahead and die and either directly by
- 15:56Speaker 1: killing them via warfare or like you said, just out
- 15:59Speaker 1: competing them. That was it for the Neanderthals. And the
- 16:02Speaker 1: timing is definitely well sure suspect, you know, like and
- 16:07Speaker 1: I think that's what a lot of people have clamped
- 16:09Speaker 1: onto is humans show up a couple of thousand years,
- 16:11Speaker 1: Neanderthals are gone. Yeah, it makes sense, um on the surface.
- 16:17Speaker 1: But in two thousand and ten there was some pretty
- 16:19Speaker 1: startling discovery. Um, they fully sequenced Neanderthal genome, which is amazing,
- 16:26Speaker 1: super amazing, and we found out wait a minute, us sapiens,
- 16:31Speaker 1: some of us have Neanderthal DNA in our bodies. Are
- 16:35Speaker 1: Neanderthals ourselves? Yeah about depending on where you're from in
- 16:39Speaker 1: your ethnic background, but if you're European or Asian, you
- 16:42Speaker 1: have pretty good likelihood of being one to four percent
- 16:45Speaker 1: in Neanderthal as far as your DNA goes. UM. In
- 16:48Speaker 1: Sub Saharan Africa, there's not any obviously, because that's where
- 16:51Speaker 1: the sapiens were all, uh, you know, hanging out and
- 16:54Speaker 1: doing their thing right. They hadn't migrated out and intermixed
- 16:57Speaker 1: with the with the Neanderthals. So you know what that means.
- 17:01Speaker 1: That means that time period where they were all sharing space,
- 17:05Speaker 1: they're also sharing space. There was like a lot of
- 17:07Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, they were making love. Oh
- 17:11Speaker 1: that ye took took would make love and create little
- 17:15Speaker 1: baby tooktoks. We have to say for just to keep
- 17:19Speaker 1: your crownded, we're not exactly sure what kind of uh
- 17:24Speaker 1: circumstances that making love took. No, you're right, it could
- 17:27Speaker 1: have been mistaken identity. Um. And obviously the brutal scenario,
- 17:32Speaker 1: which is probably the most likely, is that they came
- 17:34Speaker 1: in by force and that was like raping and pillaging
- 17:37Speaker 1: going up. But the thing is, we don't know that
- 17:38Speaker 1: that's necessarily likely. You know, I don't know. We honestly
- 17:41Speaker 1: have such a little understandings to Neanderthal We have no
- 17:45Speaker 1: idea they might have been hippies, But we got to
- 17:47Speaker 1: throw that out there, uh as one of the obvious possibilities. Yeah,
- 17:51Speaker 1: as much as you want to just be like, oh,
- 17:53Speaker 1: that's so awesome that Neanderthals were there, the humans showed
- 17:56Speaker 1: up and rather than humans killing off Neanderthals, get out
- 18:00Speaker 1: of here, you old archaic humans, they said, let's get
- 18:03Speaker 1: it on well, not only let's get on, let's let's
- 18:06Speaker 1: let's share resources, let's teach each other things, let's explore
- 18:10Speaker 1: life together, and let's didn't go away. They just got
- 18:16Speaker 1: absorbed and because there were far more sapiens, uh, their
- 18:20Speaker 1: traits just you know, sort of got weeded out over
- 18:23Speaker 1: the years for the most part. So this is the
- 18:25Speaker 1: rival to that replacement model that's the dominant model. This
- 18:29Speaker 1: is called the multi regional evolution model, and it says
- 18:33Speaker 1: basically what you just said, that Neanderthals and humans did
- 18:37Speaker 1: it so much that the hybrid human Neanderthals that were
- 18:42Speaker 1: um that were born as offspring um, they they mated
- 18:47Speaker 1: with other Neanderthals or other humans. But because there were
- 18:51Speaker 1: more sapiens I'm sorry, more sapiens than there were Neanderthals,
- 18:54Speaker 1: the likelihood was that a hybrid would be much more
- 18:57Speaker 1: likely to mate with a sapient and then that high
- 19:00Speaker 1: bread would be even more watered down neandertal And then
- 19:04Speaker 1: over time, because of and Neanderthals didn't die off, they
- 19:10Speaker 1: didn't get chased out, they just became part of that
- 19:14Speaker 1: larger human genome. So there's another theory too that's interesting,
- 19:18Speaker 1: or another interpretation I guess it's not a theory. And
- 19:22Speaker 1: this has to do with climate change. Um. They did
- 19:25Speaker 1: a study into and well this year actually two thousand
- 19:27Speaker 1: nineteen in France, and they discovered that all you need
- 19:32Speaker 1: over the course of about ten thousand years is about
- 19:36Speaker 1: a two point seven decrease in fertility rates UM to
- 19:40Speaker 1: go bye bye. Ten tho years for a decrease in
- 19:44Speaker 1: UM first time young Neanderthal mothers that population, and they
- 19:50Speaker 1: said cut that in half basically are close to it.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Within four thousand years, you would need only an eight
- 19:55Speaker 1: percent decrease in fertility and that same group. So it's
- 20:00Speaker 1: very uh, it makes a lot of sense that with
- 20:02Speaker 1: a little bit of climate change and a little bit
- 20:04Speaker 1: of scarcity and just uh, it didn't have to be
- 20:08Speaker 1: anything drastic. But over that amount of time, if you
- 20:12Speaker 1: don't have any as many calories going into your body
- 20:14Speaker 1: in your first time under twenty year old uh Neanderthal mother,
- 20:18Speaker 1: you're not going to be successful and you're not gonna
- 20:20Speaker 1: be as fertile. And then over time that just means
- 20:23Speaker 1: you you kind of very quietly and slowly go away. Yeah,
- 20:26Speaker 1: I got this. I think I found this article from
- 20:28Speaker 1: Live Science and in it they they say, by the way, um,
- 20:32Speaker 1: if the human replacement rate dropped to one point three
- 20:36Speaker 1: babies per mother, we'd be gone in three years. So
- 20:40Speaker 1: so just a very slight drop among neandertals could have
- 20:44Speaker 1: accounted for that four thousand to ten thousand year process
- 20:48Speaker 1: of just suddenly disappearing. And again in this this interpretation,
- 20:53Speaker 1: humans didn't do anything. We didn't war with them, we
- 20:56Speaker 1: didn't outcompete them, we we didn't do anything. It was
- 20:59Speaker 1: just something happened to the environment and it was just
- 21:03Speaker 1: harder to be fertile. And it wasn't all at once.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Maybe it might have been staggered in different parts of
- 21:07Speaker 1: the world exactly over over four thousand to ten thousand years.
- 21:11Speaker 1: And the reason it wasn't that Neanderthals couldn't compete, that
- 21:15Speaker 1: they couldn't survive um, whereas humans could. Because Neanderthals, again,
- 21:20Speaker 1: their lifespan was three hundred fifty thousand years. Modern humans
- 21:24Speaker 1: have only been around for fifty to a hundred thousand years,
- 21:26Speaker 1: maybe two at the outside. So Neanderhal's had been around
- 21:30Speaker 1: for a very long time, had been very good at
- 21:32Speaker 1: adapting to a changing climate basically the whole time that
- 21:36Speaker 1: they were around, so It's not like they couldn't compete
- 21:38Speaker 1: or couldn't adapt and humans could. What they think is
- 21:41Speaker 1: that they were just way more humans, and so our
- 21:45Speaker 1: numbers probably dropped at the same rate that Neanderthal numbers did.
- 21:49Speaker 1: There was just more of us to survive and carry
- 21:51Speaker 1: on after things got better. Yeah, and in more varied
- 21:54Speaker 1: ranges in parts of the world too. That all kind
- 21:58Speaker 1: of makes sense to me. Yeah, I suppose it could be. Uh,
- 22:02Speaker 1: both of those, climate change and lovemaking right very easily. Yeah,
- 22:07Speaker 1: they definitely go hand in hand. Like should we take
- 22:10Speaker 1: another break? All right, We'll take another break and talk
- 22:13Speaker 1: about what we now the sort of current understanding of
- 22:18Speaker 1: the picture of what the Neanderthal was. Right after this, Well,
- 22:20Speaker 1: now we're on the road driving in your truck. Want
- 22:24Speaker 1: to learn a thing or two from Josh can Chuck.
- 22:28Speaker 1: It's stuff you should know. All right. By the way,
- 22:45Speaker 1: have you seen or heard of that movie William? Uh,
- 22:52Speaker 1: it was out in April, did not do well, was
- 22:54Speaker 1: not reviewed well. But it is basically a sort of
- 22:58Speaker 1: mad scientist. Not a mad scientist, but a scientist with
- 23:02Speaker 1: a mad idea. Uh, there's a human neandertal born. They
- 23:09Speaker 1: get the d n A impregnate a modern sapient woman
- 23:13Speaker 1: and she has a a Neandertal boy, William, and he
- 23:17Speaker 1: goes to high school. I did not see that. I
- 23:21Speaker 1: had no idea about that movie. Yeah, just check out
- 23:23Speaker 1: the trailer. Oh, I don't haven't seen it. It's not
- 23:26Speaker 1: supposed to be very good, and it did not look
- 23:28Speaker 1: very good. But it was very much like, you know,
- 23:31Speaker 1: I just want to fit in, and he's you know,
- 23:33Speaker 1: he's in Neandertal. He's got the regular haircut, in the
- 23:36Speaker 1: vans and the jeans and the T shirt. He's got
- 23:39Speaker 1: the big forehead and the thick It sounds a lot,
- 23:45Speaker 1: it does, and it looks like it could be a joke,
- 23:48Speaker 1: but it's real. Was there that I feel good in
- 23:51Speaker 1: the middle of the trailer or that scene where like
- 23:55Speaker 1: like a teen woolf or something where he's really good
- 23:57Speaker 1: at sports or something. Yeah, yeah, man, William, Yeah, there's
- 24:04Speaker 1: a weekend for you. I'm not gonna watch it, but
- 24:08Speaker 1: I just thought it'd be it'd be worth mentioning before
- 24:10Speaker 1: the emails come in. So, uh, the image. We were
- 24:15Speaker 1: on a quest. I think um and sciences on a
- 24:17Speaker 1: quest to sort of rehabilitate That's why you mentioned that,
- 24:22Speaker 1: but to rehabilitate the image of the Neanderthal is this
- 24:25Speaker 1: hunched over brute. Part of the problem is, uh they
- 24:31Speaker 1: sort of based in an entire species on this one
- 24:35Speaker 1: hunched over uh dude skeleton skeleton, and they're like, look
- 24:41Speaker 1: at them that they're all hunched over oaths. And now
- 24:45Speaker 1: they're like, oh, actually that individual may have had a
- 24:47Speaker 1: digener to bone disease. And what we now think is
- 24:51Speaker 1: they just walked around like we do and probably looked
- 24:53Speaker 1: a lot like we do. Yeah. Um. They think that
- 24:56Speaker 1: from you, like, sequencing the Neanderthal genome, they think that
- 25:00Speaker 1: at least some of them had red hair and light
- 25:02Speaker 1: colored skin, which, by the way, by interbreeding UM with
- 25:08Speaker 1: neandertals recent arrivals from Africa, their hybrid offspring would have
- 25:13Speaker 1: been conferred with UM thicker, straighter hair, a smaller compact frame,
- 25:19Speaker 1: all sorts of stuff that you would need UM in
- 25:22Speaker 1: this colder climate of eur Asia from having just come
- 25:25Speaker 1: up from Africa over the last few generations. So there
- 25:28Speaker 1: was good stuff, there was also bad. So they think
- 25:30Speaker 1: some of the disease that we suffer from uh IS
- 25:35Speaker 1: is actually related to neandertal DNA. That doesn't have a
- 25:38Speaker 1: context or a point or a function like it used to,
- 25:41Speaker 1: and that that now it's actually producing disease in us. Yeah,
- 25:45Speaker 1: like the same d NA. Like they could have had
- 25:48Speaker 1: the same things that we associate with diabetes and crones,
- 25:52Speaker 1: but they would have bedn't affect them like it does us. Yeah,
- 25:55Speaker 1: there's a lifestyle and everything that how we diverged precisely
- 25:58Speaker 1: really interesting, I think is actually that's the alternative explanation
- 26:03Speaker 1: for the hygiene hypothesis. I did these these both sort
- 26:07Speaker 1: of linked in some ways right there. So behaviorally, it's, uh,
- 26:13Speaker 1: we're again we're trying to get away from this idea
- 26:15Speaker 1: of cavemen, uh and things that we thought were strictly sapient.
- 26:20Speaker 1: Over the years, it turns out that Neanderthals were actually
- 26:23Speaker 1: good at like making tools. Uh. And this really interesting technique, uh,
- 26:29Speaker 1: the Leva leva loire technique, which is basically, I am
- 26:34Speaker 1: in the area where I have the resources to make
- 26:37Speaker 1: all the tools, but we gotta pack up and leave,
- 26:40Speaker 1: and we don't know if we're gonna have this stuff there. Yeah,
- 26:42Speaker 1: there's some dinosaurs after us. Yeah, so like the very
- 26:45Speaker 1: like raw resource, like let's say it's just a certain
- 26:48Speaker 1: type of stone. So we're gonna pre shape all these
- 26:50Speaker 1: things into it's sort of a rudimentary uh, a rudimentary
- 26:54Speaker 1: tool that we can later make into a hammer or
- 26:57Speaker 1: a chisel, like, depending on what we need. But we're
- 27:00Speaker 1: kind of sort of pre shape them here, pack them up,
- 27:02Speaker 1: and take them all with us, so we'll have this
- 27:04Speaker 1: little factory that we can set up anywhere we want
- 27:07Speaker 1: what we need. Yeah, that's smart, it is, and it's
- 27:09Speaker 1: a technological innovation that is definitely attributed to the Neanderthals,
- 27:14Speaker 1: Like they came up with um and tool making, Like
- 27:17Speaker 1: we knew that older archaic humans were good with tools
- 27:21Speaker 1: going back probably a million or so years. Chimps use tools,
- 27:25Speaker 1: they use termite sticks. So people are saying, like great,
- 27:28Speaker 1: Like the Neanderthals like created some sort of like new technology,
- 27:32Speaker 1: some new tool culture. Um, who cares. It still doesn't
- 27:36Speaker 1: make them smart. But there's other stuff we found out
- 27:38Speaker 1: about Neanderthals that we started that have really kind of
- 27:42Speaker 1: changed our view of them because they're doing things or
- 27:45Speaker 1: they we found out they're capable of things that that
- 27:48Speaker 1: they are supposed to. Those are the things that make
- 27:50Speaker 1: humans humans, Like Neanderthals aren't supposed to have been doing this.
- 27:53Speaker 1: But the more evidence we're getting, the with the fresher
- 27:57Speaker 1: eyes were looking at existing evidence, it's starting to look
- 28:00Speaker 1: like they were behaviorally modern like humans, or there's a
- 28:04Speaker 1: really good chance that they were Yeah like the sapes. Uh,
- 28:07Speaker 1: they could they could spark fire, so the old notion
- 28:10Speaker 1: like quest for fire, that they just had to sit
- 28:12Speaker 1: around and wait for lightning to strike a bush is
- 28:15Speaker 1: not true. They use that fire to cook food, they think,
- 28:18Speaker 1: they think, which is a big deal. It's open new
- 28:20Speaker 1: interpretation stuff. Um what else they know from studying the
- 28:26Speaker 1: injuries on the animals that they hunted, That they were
- 28:29Speaker 1: very intelligent hunters and they killed big, big animals at
- 28:32Speaker 1: close range, which meant that they were skilled, that they
- 28:36Speaker 1: understood risk, that they were brave, and that they will
- 28:40Speaker 1: get into communication more. But you've got to be communicating
- 28:42Speaker 1: to to do something like that. Yeah, because they would
- 28:44Speaker 1: hunt in packs, but they would do it in close range.
- 28:46Speaker 1: The hunt in packs and always at the velociraptor. Oh,
- 28:50Speaker 1: I think so Jurassic Park by uh the while, they
- 28:55Speaker 1: threw me off. Sorry, do you think I'd be expecting
- 28:57Speaker 1: in this episode? Though? You know it wasn't they do
- 29:00Speaker 1: hunting packs though it was I was just appropriating that line.
- 29:05Speaker 1: But what was it? Oh man, they do travel in
- 29:09Speaker 1: they do pack lightly, Yeah, that was it? Okay, so um,
- 29:13Speaker 1: the fact that these guys would take on reindeer and
- 29:16Speaker 1: bison and mammoths at close range with like spears and
- 29:21Speaker 1: javelins and like, you know, some some hand to hand
- 29:25Speaker 1: combat type stuff has really kind of undermined that that
- 29:30Speaker 1: replacement model idea that humans came in and just killed
- 29:33Speaker 1: off all the Neanderthals because they just stood no chance.
- 29:36Speaker 1: They right, Neanderthals were tough, tough mos. Yes, most um
- 29:44Speaker 1: one of the big ones here. And this is where
- 29:46Speaker 1: it gets super interesting, I think to me is the
- 29:49Speaker 1: use of symbols. That is something that we thought was
- 29:53Speaker 1: very much sapien, very sapey. Right, if if they can,
- 29:58Speaker 1: if they we can show that Neanderthals understood symbols and
- 30:01Speaker 1: had that kind of higher thought that would make them
- 30:05Speaker 1: behaviorally equivalent to humans. And we're talking like any sapiens.
- 30:11Speaker 1: We're talking anything from making a like a necklace out
- 30:14Speaker 1: of beads to wear like an adornments, to using like
- 30:18Speaker 1: pigments on the face like the precursor to make up
- 30:21Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Yeah, humans have been shown to
- 30:24Speaker 1: UM to have been doing that at least for the
- 30:27Speaker 1: last eighty thousand years. And I don't know why I
- 30:30Speaker 1: can't get that um sapes have been doing that. Uh,
- 30:33Speaker 1: there's the earliest evidences at two sites in Ethiopia, and
- 30:37Speaker 1: this is they think it was like for you know,
- 30:40Speaker 1: identity or jewelry or something like that, but it is like,
- 30:44Speaker 1: that's not something you just do like this is there's
- 30:47Speaker 1: a there's not necessarily a practical function to it, and
- 30:52Speaker 1: it's a form of art. And there's ambiguous evidence that
- 30:57Speaker 1: Neanderthals did this too, that there was body adornment, that
- 31:02Speaker 1: there was that they would color themselves and pigments, put
- 31:05Speaker 1: on makeup basically right, So here's the thing question. So
- 31:09Speaker 1: that would suggest that Okay, if Neanderthal's do that and
- 31:12Speaker 1: humans did that too, then that makes Neanderthal's equivalent to
- 31:16Speaker 1: humans behaviorally. But the people who are big time into
- 31:19Speaker 1: the replacement model that Neanderthals were actually kind of stupid
- 31:22Speaker 1: and humans are the pinnacle and the first example of
- 31:26Speaker 1: higher intelligence. UM, they say, well, if you really kind
- 31:31Speaker 1: of date some of this stuff that the Neanderthal has
- 31:33Speaker 1: made it's probably around the time that humans showed up,
- 31:36Speaker 1: and it's really just Neanderthal's copying what they saw humans doing.
- 31:40Speaker 1: But there's no symbol symbolism to it, and that like
- 31:44Speaker 1: they could copy a shell as an ornament, but there
- 31:47Speaker 1: they didn't have any meaning. Yeah, which is a really
- 31:51Speaker 1: sort of a snotty approach. I think so too. Well,
- 31:53Speaker 1: they might have done it, but they were just copying,
- 31:57Speaker 1: no copying. Remember that kid, you know the kids doing
- 32:04Speaker 1: now he or she is running the company? Is that
- 32:08Speaker 1: Dennis Snoven ice cream and manager ice crea factory manager. So, uh,
- 32:15Speaker 1: cave art. Let's talk about cave art because this is
- 32:17Speaker 1: this is the one thing that um to make art
- 32:22Speaker 1: is the one thing that traditionally have always separated sapes
- 32:26Speaker 1: from everyone else. Right, Like, if everybody's saying, okay, even
- 32:30Speaker 1: if Neanderthals came up with body adornments, that's not art.
- 32:34Speaker 1: We're gonna the bar. This is what the poop pooers say,
- 32:38Speaker 1: that doesn't really qualify as art. Cave art is where
- 32:42Speaker 1: it's at. If you could show me Neanderthals that created
- 32:45Speaker 1: cave art, I will agree that they are behaviorally equivalent
- 32:49Speaker 1: to modern humans of their era. Yeah, and they found
- 32:51Speaker 1: cave art modern sapiens. Man, they found cave art at
- 32:55Speaker 1: the same time that there were Neanderthals around caves it um. Again,
- 33:01Speaker 1: it was just like, oh, well that was the Sapes.
- 33:04Speaker 1: That wasn't the Neanderthals doing that, right? They think that
- 33:07Speaker 1: the Savings came in and made that cave art, right, Like,
- 33:10Speaker 1: we need an ambiguous proof at this point. Here's the problem.
- 33:14Speaker 1: Radiocarbon dating gets unreliable after forty years, and it requires
- 33:19Speaker 1: organic material to date these pigments. Uh, they're using mineral pigments,
- 33:23Speaker 1: not organic one. So that was a problem. But and
- 33:26Speaker 1: this is kind of mind blowing. In two thousand eighteen,
- 33:29Speaker 1: they discovered or I guess perfected a dating technique that
- 33:34Speaker 1: measures the rate of decay of uranium atoms and calcite deposits.
- 33:38Speaker 1: So that's what makes up stalactites and stalagmites. Yeah. So
- 33:43Speaker 1: the idea is if you find cave art's sort of
- 33:45Speaker 1: like the mosquito caught an amber, it's a time stamp.
- 33:49Speaker 1: If you find cave art that's underneath uh some of
- 33:53Speaker 1: this deposits that have dripped down over it and encased it,
- 33:56Speaker 1: and you can date that. Then you know how old
- 33:58Speaker 1: that cave art is? Yeah, because the cave of arts
- 34:00Speaker 1: under the caw site. You know how old the cave
- 34:02Speaker 1: the caw site is than the cave art has to
- 34:04Speaker 1: be at least as old or slightly older than the
- 34:07Speaker 1: earliest deposit of cow sit. What's the secret? Well, there
- 34:10Speaker 1: was there was a study in two thousand and eighteen
- 34:13Speaker 1: that found that some cave art in in a cave
- 34:16Speaker 1: in Spain was created sixty four thousand years ago, a
- 34:20Speaker 1: full twenty thousand plus years before Homo sapiens showed up
- 34:25Speaker 1: in the area, which means that it had to have
- 34:27Speaker 1: been Neanderthals that created this cave art. Do you know
- 34:31Speaker 1: what the brewer said? That's not really art? What s
- 34:35Speaker 1: wwhere to God? Are you serious? He's like some hand
- 34:38Speaker 1: stencils and some dots on the wall, that doesn't count.
- 34:41Speaker 1: That's the first art ye tracing their hand to make
- 34:44Speaker 1: a turkey. They are really holding on for dear life.
- 34:47Speaker 1: But it's it's some people are really swimming against this current,
- 34:51Speaker 1: like they do not want the idea that humans are
- 34:53Speaker 1: not uniquely um uh special. I guess in that sense
- 35:00Speaker 1: that people have been thinking that it was humans and
- 35:03Speaker 1: these Homo sapiens that have the ability to create art
- 35:06Speaker 1: and think symbolically. Um, and it's starting to look like
- 35:09Speaker 1: that's not the case. Not only that that not it's
- 35:12Speaker 1: not just humans, and that maybe Neanderthals did too. But
- 35:16Speaker 1: that's possible that this kind of stuff evolved even further
- 35:19Speaker 1: back in that Heidelbergensis are less common ancestor running around
- 35:23Speaker 1: seven thousand years ago, may have created art and may
- 35:26Speaker 1: have been doing all this other stuff too that makes
- 35:28Speaker 1: us uniquely human. Well. Um, another one is music. They
- 35:33Speaker 1: have found bones from k bears in southeast Europe that
- 35:39Speaker 1: had these holes and they're like, hey, looks like a
- 35:41Speaker 1: flute to me, plays like a flute. It sounds like
- 35:45Speaker 1: a flute. Um. So it's Jethro tull. Uh. That's so good.
- 35:50Speaker 1: I'm so glad that they added flute to their their outfit.
- 35:55Speaker 1: Not many groups Martial Tucker band had the flute. And
- 35:59Speaker 1: here's a little something for you. I mean, I told
- 36:01Speaker 1: the story, but I was in our little local market
- 36:04Speaker 1: getting some food about two years ago, remember that, and
- 36:07Speaker 1: there was a guy in a band clearly and he
- 36:10Speaker 1: was like, play flute for Marshall Tucker. It's like, are
- 36:13Speaker 1: you kidding? No, I'm not like, you're one of the
- 36:16Speaker 1: two most famous flutists in rock music. Sure, but it
- 36:19Speaker 1: wasn't the original guy I found out still plays flute
- 36:22Speaker 1: from Marshall Tucker agreed. Just because he didn't write those
- 36:25Speaker 1: flute parts doesn't make him any less of a flutist.
- 36:27Speaker 1: He could still play. Yeah, so uh Anyway, they the
- 36:33Speaker 1: naysayers with the flute are just like, oh no, man,
- 36:36Speaker 1: those are just they were bones chomped on by hyena teeth. Yeah,
- 36:41Speaker 1: the the flute holes, the finger holes are teeth teeth marks. Yeah,
- 36:45Speaker 1: and sure you can play aqualong on it, but that's
- 36:48Speaker 1: just because the hyenas and their teeth marks. Right. Um.
- 36:53Speaker 1: There's a there's also really good evidence, cumulative evidence. There's
- 36:58Speaker 1: one other thing about the cave art that we didn't say.
- 37:02Speaker 1: Uh well, that was one thing that they found what
- 37:04Speaker 1: looks to be stalactite like purposeful arrangements of stalactites in
- 37:09Speaker 1: a cave that's from a hundred and seventy six thousand
- 37:11Speaker 1: years sure, right um, But now there are other similar
- 37:16Speaker 1: cave art paintings in Spanish caves um are in different places.
- 37:22Speaker 1: So they think it was an actual part of Neanderthal culture.
- 37:25Speaker 1: There wasn't one particularly imaginative Neanderthal who happened to leave
- 37:29Speaker 1: it behind. Yes, and it even said this is art
- 37:34Speaker 1: love took took find me on insta at took took
- 37:41Speaker 1: Oh if only um So. The The other thing that
- 37:44Speaker 1: there's a lot of a massed evidence for is that
- 37:47Speaker 1: Neanderthals appeared to have buried they're dead. This is pretty cool.
- 37:52Speaker 1: This is enormous because Okay, not only can they think
- 37:54Speaker 1: symbolically and like art and creating representations of things that
- 37:58Speaker 1: may or may not exist, they can they're thinking about
- 38:02Speaker 1: something coming after this. You don't just bury a corpse
- 38:08Speaker 1: for many reasons other than um spiritual reasons. I mean,
- 38:13Speaker 1: you can to keep, like you know, the wolves away
- 38:16Speaker 1: because you're going to camp near the corpse. But if
- 38:18Speaker 1: you're a hunter gather, you just move camp and you
- 38:21Speaker 1: can leave the person laying out there in the bush
- 38:24Speaker 1: by for the wolves to take. It doesn't matter because
- 38:27Speaker 1: there's no afterlife. If you bury somebody, it indicates you
- 38:30Speaker 1: thinking about something beyond this life, and that is definitely
- 38:33Speaker 1: higher level thinking. Yeah, and when we say Barry, we
- 38:35Speaker 1: don't mean they just found this body like on the
- 38:37Speaker 1: floor of a deep cave, like they dug a hole
- 38:40Speaker 1: and placed a body in there, positioned them in a
- 38:43Speaker 1: specific way. They found Yeah, different like grave sites basically
- 38:47Speaker 1: like cemeteries, bodies buried in the same manner. Uh. And
- 38:51Speaker 1: they even found in northern Iraq pollen flower pollen, which
- 38:57Speaker 1: clearly suggests that they buried them with flowers. They definitely
- 39:01Speaker 1: seems to that's like, that's a funerary, right, unless it
- 39:04Speaker 1: was just an accident and they just dropped a bunch
- 39:06Speaker 1: of flowers on the way up, which I mean, it's possible,
- 39:09Speaker 1: but it seems unlikely. I don't know if I'm being naive,
- 39:12Speaker 1: but I really want to believe this. Yeah, well, it's nice,
- 39:15Speaker 1: it's refreshing to think about. You know, humans don't have
- 39:19Speaker 1: to have for sapiens don't have to have the market corner.
- 39:22Speaker 1: We can share the humanity. Yeah, here's another one. Um,
- 39:26Speaker 1: if they were just brutes who you know, who didn't
- 39:31Speaker 1: have any capacity to understand things or take care of
- 39:34Speaker 1: one another. They found individuals, and one in particular that
- 39:39Speaker 1: was deaf, likely visually impaired because of a blow to
- 39:43Speaker 1: the head from as a ute, probably from a sapien.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Maybe ye was missing his right hand and then suffered
- 39:51Speaker 1: a disease that reduced his mobility. And they found this
- 39:55Speaker 1: person lived into his forties, maybe up to fifty. Yeah,
- 39:58Speaker 1: which there's no way person would have survived without a
- 40:02Speaker 1: community of people taking care of and making sure that
- 40:05Speaker 1: this person survived and ate and got around and moved
- 40:09Speaker 1: along with them because they cared for one another and
- 40:11Speaker 1: tried to heal one another. Right, Yeah, they took care
- 40:14Speaker 1: of their sick. They're injured, they're they're disabled, they're ill
- 40:18Speaker 1: um they like, they took they shared resources with them.
- 40:21Speaker 1: People who couldn't necessarily contribute still got stuff from the
- 40:25Speaker 1: from the community, which suggests this tight knit social group
- 40:29Speaker 1: that cared for one another. And then what about language?
- 40:32Speaker 1: So this one just knocked my socks off. There are
- 40:35Speaker 1: these Dutch researchers who wrote a paper that argued that um,
- 40:41Speaker 1: Neanderthal's almost certainly spoke a nuanced language that we would
- 40:46Speaker 1: recognize as a modern language um and that not only
- 40:51Speaker 1: did Neanderthals speak this speak their own language, probably Heidelbergensis
- 40:56Speaker 1: and maybe even further back in our archaic family line
- 41:00Speaker 1: spoke language too, and that if that's true, If that's
- 41:04Speaker 1: the case, Neanderthals had their own language, and human humans
- 41:08Speaker 1: absorbed Neanderthal's both culturally and genetically. It's entirely possible that
- 41:13Speaker 1: there are traces of Neanderthal language that still appear in
- 41:17Speaker 1: our languages that are spoken around the world today unbeknownst
- 41:21Speaker 1: to us. Man, if they could find out those words,
- 41:24Speaker 1: isn't that amazing? Yeah, it's pretty cool. I love that.
- 41:28Speaker 1: I like all this. I love you Neanderthals, love you Sapien,
- 41:32Speaker 1: love you Tuck Tuck and uh. I think I used
- 41:34Speaker 1: to just throw tuk tuk around in various ways, but
- 41:38Speaker 1: then you developed a taste for watching and make luve
- 41:41Speaker 1: that's right. But let me just from this point forward,
- 41:44Speaker 1: Took Took is clearly uh deep No, clearly Neanderthal. Ohh.
- 41:51Speaker 1: I think I had kind of just threw Took Took's
- 41:53Speaker 1: name around as any kind of early man. Yeah, he
- 41:56Speaker 1: could have been Captain Caveman. He could have been the
- 41:58Speaker 1: Gego cave Man. But he could be William for all
- 42:01Speaker 1: I know. You know, I thought about it. I thought
- 42:03Speaker 1: about it. The so Took Took is officially Neandertal. Yes, okay, um,
- 42:08Speaker 1: the Geico Caveman is actually a really good parable for
- 42:14Speaker 1: the struggle between the interpretation of Neanderthals today, like everybody's
- 42:18Speaker 1: like it's so easy a caveman could do it, and
- 42:20Speaker 1: this guy's playing like squash and driving a Porsche. Yeah.
- 42:24Speaker 1: Do you remember that their their short lived TV show.
- 42:27Speaker 1: I remember that it existed, but I never saw it.
- 42:29Speaker 1: They drove one of them drove a Porsche. Yeah, and
- 42:32Speaker 1: now a word from Geico. Uh okay, Well, if you
- 42:36Speaker 1: want to know more about Neanderthals, start reading up about it.
- 42:38Speaker 1: And there's a pretty amazing exhibit funded by one of
- 42:41Speaker 1: the Koch brothers if I'm not mistaken, at the Smithsonian
- 42:44Speaker 1: where you can see a real live Neanderthal skeleton. Really
- 42:49Speaker 1: pretty beautiful. Um, what's their angle right something? Maybe maybe
- 42:55Speaker 1: they're trying to rehabilitate Neandertals for some reason to bring
- 42:59Speaker 1: them back is floated workers. And since I just said
- 43:03Speaker 1: something about the Koch brothers, time for go ahead administrative Okay, Chuck,
- 43:17Speaker 1: as I said, it's time for administrative. Is this like
- 43:26Speaker 1: a family guy where you're just gonna do that? All right,
- 43:29Speaker 1: We're gonna start this one off. This is when we
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- 43:37Speaker 1: from Crown Royal once again. The Booze company that just
- 43:41Speaker 1: keeps giving. I know, they just keep us in booze.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Thanks a lot for that, and I just wrote down
- 43:47Speaker 1: more booze. But we'll go ahead and plug the Crown
- 43:49Speaker 1: Royal rye. What about those, um, those glasses they gave us,
- 43:54Speaker 1: those are nice, So they're like these the rocks classes tumblers. Yeah,
- 43:58Speaker 1: um got a good hef to them, nice ape size
- 44:00Speaker 1: bottom and then yeah in that thick bottom th h
- 44:03Speaker 1: I C C bottom. Um. There is a laser etched
- 44:07Speaker 1: crumb Royal three D logo which is like so classy.
- 44:11Speaker 1: Your pinky can't touch the glass physically impossible. Yeah, it
- 44:16Speaker 1: just sticks straight up in the air when you're drinking
- 44:18Speaker 1: out of these glass. Oh. A lot of research went
- 44:21Speaker 1: into that design, you know, to make sure that pinky
- 44:24Speaker 1: was nowhere near the blast um. Aaron Clark, speaking of pinkies,
- 44:29Speaker 1: Aaron Clark sent us a Twinkie the Kid statue. Thanks Aaron,
- 44:33Speaker 1: that's right. Um, Monica and kam A and Fukushima Japan
- 44:40Speaker 1: send it's a nice, very nice handwritten letter and some
- 44:42Speaker 1: Fuku stuff pin stickers, calendars, magazine. Uh it's I got
- 44:47Speaker 1: at the desk can share that with you and they said, uh,
- 44:52Speaker 1: things are much better now. Good. That's cryptic, but yes, good.
- 44:55Speaker 1: I'm glad. Um. So we haven't done this in a
- 44:59Speaker 1: little I want to say thank you very much for
- 45:02Speaker 1: the Christmas cards from Heather K and Sri Lanka and
- 45:06Speaker 1: one from Renee and Eric Chester. It's very kind of you, guys.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Here's one maybe the weirdest thing we've ever gotten, but
- 45:13Speaker 1: one of the most awesome. Scott border Lan remember our
- 45:17Speaker 1: Wendy's Chili Finger episode. He sent us Wendy's chili from
- 45:22Speaker 1: that Wendy's. Wow, I think you're out of town. Yeah.
- 45:27Speaker 1: It obviously was no good by the time it got
- 45:29Speaker 1: to me, even and he was like, I know this
- 45:32Speaker 1: is not I'm not expecting you to eat this, but
- 45:34Speaker 1: he taped it up and he was like, this is
- 45:36Speaker 1: chili from that very Wendy's. That's amazing. He just thought
- 45:38Speaker 1: it would be kind of fun and it was. You
- 45:42Speaker 1: may be right, that may be the weirdest thing, but
- 45:45Speaker 1: not even freeze dried. And then there's Brooke Bergen sent
- 45:50Speaker 1: a T shirt and stickers of his work and you
- 45:52Speaker 1: can check out is very very awesome work. I believe
- 45:55Speaker 1: his it could be a girl. Um, and you can
- 45:58Speaker 1: check out there are awesome work at brooks Bergen b
- 46:03Speaker 1: r O O K S b U r g A
- 46:05Speaker 1: and dot com. That's right, and that that raises a point.
- 46:08Speaker 1: If you want to, uh send us the pronoun you
- 46:11Speaker 1: identify with, we are more than happy to abide by that.
- 46:15Speaker 1: Claire Sanchez and his skincakes, Oh yeah, very simple, delicious.
- 46:21Speaker 1: Teresa sent us really awesome quilted hand quilted postcards. Oh
- 46:26Speaker 1: that's right, yeah, beautiful. Again. We haven't done this in
- 46:29Speaker 1: a while. Sorry for everybody who's been sitting around waiting
- 46:31Speaker 1: having to listen to every episode just on the off
- 46:34Speaker 1: chance that administrative details is on. So everyone, Jerry just
- 46:38Speaker 1: stopped us right in the middle and said, I have one.
- 46:41Speaker 1: We always go on and on about Jerry and her miso. Uh,
- 46:46Speaker 1: big ups to Adam Brenton in Japan sent Jerry some miso.
- 46:51Speaker 1: How about that way to go, Adam. Jerry got our
- 46:54Speaker 1: own gift after eleven years, after all this time, our
- 46:57Speaker 1: very own gift, and meaning we didn't also getting me
- 47:00Speaker 1: so right, sure, and we even asked him she's hoarding it? Yeah,
- 47:02Speaker 1: because we share with Jerry. She didn't didn't go both ways.
- 47:05Speaker 1: We tried to. Yeah. Uh so let's see Joanna send
- 47:09Speaker 1: us delicious beer chocolates. Remember those? Um she brought him
- 47:13Speaker 1: to our Portland's show, I believe, Yeah yeah, and they
- 47:17Speaker 1: were awesome, So thanks a lot. You don't remember him
- 47:20Speaker 1: because they were beer chocolates. Tammy and Justin send us
- 47:24Speaker 1: miniature clay figures handpainted, which is very very sweet, along
- 47:27Speaker 1: with the very nice letter. We got a postcard from Vienna,
- 47:31Speaker 1: probably not Voyanna Georgia. I think it was Vienna, Austria,
- 47:34Speaker 1: like the real one from Pauline. Thanks a lot, Pauline,
- 47:38Speaker 1: Michelle and Nevin of Smithtown, New York sin his wedding invitation. Um,
- 47:43Speaker 1: happy marriage, guys, masl tov uh. And then we gotta
- 47:46Speaker 1: thank you note from Mitch m I C H. But
- 47:49Speaker 1: it rhymes with rich, so thank you for the thank
- 47:52Speaker 1: you note. Mitch Lowell Hutchinson sent us some uh oh
- 47:56Speaker 1: these are wonderful. There some hand lathed pins. You remember Lowells?
- 47:59Speaker 1: And when who sponsored our She's one of our elephant sponsors.
- 48:03Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, handpainted wood lathed pens. Yeah, man, very very beautiful.
- 48:08Speaker 1: And on that note, we actually got a lot of
- 48:10Speaker 1: pins and I don't think I wrote all of them
- 48:12Speaker 1: down because we did our episode on pens and people
- 48:15Speaker 1: felt compelled to send us their favorite pen and spread
- 48:18Speaker 1: the pen love. So if we forgot your pen, big apologies.
- 48:22Speaker 1: Yeah for real, that was very nice d o A.
- 48:26Speaker 1: And by the way, also again, um, you can check
- 48:28Speaker 1: out Lowell's turned Wood Creations and by the way, she
- 48:32Speaker 1: donates of all sales to the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust too,
- 48:36Speaker 1: So go to at c dot com slash shop, slash
- 48:40Speaker 1: l O W E L L h U T C
- 48:43Speaker 1: H D E S I g N S wonderful Joe
- 48:47Speaker 1: gather Coleson his T shirts and c d s from
- 48:50Speaker 1: his horror punk band Headstone Horrors. It's a great name. Yeah. Uh.
- 48:55Speaker 1: And then let's see, I've only got I got three more. Okay,
- 48:58Speaker 1: I've got a book from Nick Kemper. Thanks a lot
- 49:01Speaker 1: for the book. Nick. That is beautiful of you, Mike, Ennis.
- 49:04Speaker 1: And it's a box of coffee crisps and they are
- 49:06Speaker 1: delicious and they are long gone. Yeah I can attest
- 49:09Speaker 1: they are very yummy, Thanks Mike. And then uh, we
- 49:12Speaker 1: got a an amazing illustration of us with a peacock
- 49:16Speaker 1: by CALLI. Thanks for that it's a great one, all right.
- 49:19Speaker 1: I got two more um adam Ressus and us megalodon teeth.
- 49:25Speaker 1: Yes for pretty awesome. Yeah, they are in large as
- 49:28Speaker 1: you would expect. You got another one. I'm done, all right,
- 49:32Speaker 1: my last one. Then, Kathy Hutton sent us some dog collars.
- 49:35Speaker 1: She works for a nonprofit spay and neuter clinic in
- 49:38Speaker 1: Washington State. Curly Tailed Hawk is who makes these collars,
- 49:42Speaker 1: and they donate a dollar from every collar that you
- 49:45Speaker 1: can just go to Curly Tailed Hawk dot com and
- 49:48Speaker 1: get your dog a new collar already and some of
- 49:51Speaker 1: that money will go to the spay and neuter clinic,
- 49:54Speaker 1: which is great. There you go, Well, thank you everybody.
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