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Things That Must Go from April 29th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, our dear, dear,
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  Speaker 2: dear friends of the program, things that you just can't
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  Speaker 2: stand anymore. And so you think I'm at my wits end.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I'll put it down in an email and
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  Speaker 2: send it to Radio from Hell. Maybe that'll make you
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  Speaker 2: feel better if you just write it down. So send
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  Speaker 2: us an email with your list of things that must
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  Speaker 2: go and send it to Radio from Hell at X
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  Speaker 2: ninety six dot com. You put muscle on the subject line,
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  Speaker 2: and if we read yours, it might make you feel better.
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  Speaker 2: And sometimes sometimes these things do magically disappear from people's lives.
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  Speaker 2: Carry you want to go first.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll start with a few from the foot of
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  Speaker 3: Mount Dew. Too much crap on top of the bread.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I think I know what you mean.
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  Speaker 3: You when you go to the bakery and you buy
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  Speaker 3: the the bread with you know sometimes there's cheese crumbles
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  Speaker 3: on top ormary.
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  Speaker 2: Or something seated bread.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh that's and it's right on top. Yeah it
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  Speaker 3: looks pretty. I get that, but it's gonna fall off
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  Speaker 3: the second that I bite into it, and it's gonna
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  Speaker 3: make my hands messy. Mix that stuff into the dough.
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  Speaker 3: Oh just a suggestion. Also, when you thought you started
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  Speaker 3: the washer but you actually paused it, So now your
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  Speaker 3: timing of the washer and dryer stopping at the same
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  Speaker 3: time as wealf. Let's see this one from a headshrinker
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  Speaker 3: Heather and Bountiful.
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  Speaker 2: You can use my name.
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  Speaker 3: Things of us go. Poorly worded and completely unhelpful emergency alerts.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh, this is from yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Mandatory evacuation is only for West Bountiful within two thousand
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  Speaker 3: feet of eleven hundred west and fourteen hundred north. Left
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  Speaker 3: me with more questions than answers, beginning with what emergency evacuation?
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  Speaker 3: If you're gonna disturb my peace with a jarring emergency alert,
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  Speaker 3: at least tell me what's happening in the first place.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for the attention in this matter. This one
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  Speaker 3: from Suzanne A holes who always have to break glass
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  Speaker 3: beer bottles at every campsite or forest anywhere they go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you throw them in the fire and then.
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  Speaker 3: Please make it go away and make them grow up,
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  Speaker 3: or allow me to bust the bottles over their heads
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  Speaker 3: in a place where it won't litter the environment. I
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  Speaker 3: could go to their house, all right, this one from Kathy.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see who people that slow down to a crawl,
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  Speaker 3: especially in larger vehicles, to go over the raised crosswalks.
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  Speaker 3: They're not speed bumps. You can go over them at
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  Speaker 3: the speed limit.
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  Speaker 4: I always slow down.
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  Speaker 3: The lady that sits in her car and smokes on
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  Speaker 3: eighth East and throws her butts on the ground, smoke
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  Speaker 3: at home, or at least pick up your butts.
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  Speaker 2: I walk my dog along here.
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  Speaker 3: Every day, let's see. And then this one from Ian
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  Speaker 3: and Sandy earworms must go. For about a week now,
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  Speaker 3: my brain has oscillated between two lines from Joni Mitchell's
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  Speaker 3: Big Yellow Taxi and two lines from Harry Styles Sign
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  Speaker 3: of the Times, but specifically the slow karaoke version for
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  Speaker 3: Project Hail Mary. Let's see when even when it's songs
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  Speaker 3: that I love, they can become too much and listening
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  Speaker 3: to the track does not make it leave. My forgetfulness
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  Speaker 3: must go. I left it outside garbage can lid open,
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  Speaker 3: meaning to run one more trip out, but I didn't return,
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  Speaker 3: and so the lid remained up, and I collected all
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  Speaker 3: this rain again. And let's see the fact that I
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  Speaker 3: can't find on Google where the drop came from. That
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  Speaker 3: Carrie plays where they repeat Dave about eighty three times
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  Speaker 3: with various inflatation Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. I don't remember
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  Speaker 3: where all right, all right, Gina.
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  Speaker 4: In my neighborhood, I brought this up before, there are
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  Speaker 4: yield signs. Yes, yield signs mean traffic going this way,
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  Speaker 4: you stop and take a look, and if anybody's coming you.
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  Speaker 3: Go the other way.
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  Speaker 4: You just keep going. And everyone in my neighborhood treats
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  Speaker 4: them as four way stops. That's weird and I hate it.
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  Speaker 4: This one from Marion in West Valley City. Dear lords,
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  Speaker 4: My husband took me to see Phantom of the Opera
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  Speaker 4: at Eccheles on Saturday. All the tickets were not cheap.
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  Speaker 4: We were happy to pay to see well trained, well
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  Speaker 4: rehearsed professional actors, singers, dancers, and a beautifully produced performance.
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  Speaker 4: What we didn't pay for was the hag sitting two
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  Speaker 4: seeks away from us, singing along for the entire showg
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  Speaker 4: She had other adjectives there that I left out. When
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  Speaker 4: I first heard her, I tried not to pay attention,
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  Speaker 4: thinking it was just a moment of thoughtlessness.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: Twice I leaned out past her husband to give her
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  Speaker 4: a crusty look. I know he noticed, but she didn't
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  Speaker 4: seem to. She's sang the entire time. Maybe this wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: be so bad if she was a good singer, but
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  Speaker 4: she wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: You should just be happy for her.
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  Speaker 4: I have two muscoes from this, one the hag with
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  Speaker 4: the terrible voice who thinks people paid one hundred and
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  Speaker 4: fifty dollars to listen to her, and me not daring
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  Speaker 4: to say anything because I couldn't think of a rude,
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  Speaker 4: sarcastic thing to say to her, even though she was
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  Speaker 4: being supremely rude. Your lords, make it go with let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for letting me listen and letting me vent. I
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  Speaker 4: have a few things on my mind that must go.
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  Speaker 3: First.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand why people are impressed when someone gets
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  Speaker 4: the wordle on the first try. That's just luck. You
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  Speaker 4: simply guessed a five letter word.
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  Speaker 2: It's much more.
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  Speaker 4: Challenging to solve it the second or third attempt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Second, I'm fed up by people who don't pick up
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  Speaker 4: after their dogs. At the elementary school in my neighborhood,
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  Speaker 4: the childdren actually made a poster and hung it on
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  Speaker 4: the fence to shame these lazy people. I hope it
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  Speaker 4: works after all. And lastly, University of Utah parking Service
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  Speaker 4: definitely needs to go. And then this one my thing
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  Speaker 4: that must go. Lords When you're a little larger lady
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  Speaker 4: and you have to try and dresses for a wedding
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  Speaker 4: and you try and address and can't zip it. The
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  Speaker 4: sale lady says that dress runs a little small, and
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  Speaker 4: you have to buy a dress three times larger than
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  Speaker 4: my useral size. It's a real blow to my self esteem.
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  Speaker 4: Can't we just have universal size?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Here's a killer's edited list of things that
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  Speaker 2: must go. These are from Killer. Number one unvaccinated kids
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  Speaker 2: we had measles whipped two. Crappy repair of road and
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  Speaker 2: lines that go anywhere. If you follow the lines on
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  Speaker 2: thirteen South and two fifteen, you'll die. Number four apartment
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  Speaker 2: builders that don't make enough parking stalls. Yes, I can't
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  Speaker 2: park on the road in front of my house. I
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  Speaker 2: got a park somewhere. Number five people who do not
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  Speaker 2: watch their kids in public. I'm eating lunch in a
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  Speaker 2: nice place and these ass ats next to me are
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  Speaker 2: running all over and yelling. And the ass hats don't
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  Speaker 2: do nothing about it. People need to watch their kids.
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  Speaker 2: Number six people who try to butt in line because
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  Speaker 2: they think they're neater or busier than you. Number seven
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  Speaker 2: police officers that have no sense of humor. Number eight
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  Speaker 2: police officers that make jokes while your world is falling
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  Speaker 2: apart as you're being arrested. Number nine police officers that
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  Speaker 2: come over and they tell you about your actions and
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  Speaker 2: remind you how dumb your actions are. Just arrest me
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  Speaker 2: and take me to jail. Number ten judges that have
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  Speaker 2: no sense of humor. And it goes on for another time.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get to the rest of them. Killer. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for sending your muscgoes to radio from Hell at x
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  Speaker 2: ninety six
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  Speaker 1: Dot com thinks that must go on the radioson