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Some Kind of Little Dragon: Spider-Man Joins Marvel & Gamergate · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm your destination for all things
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  nerdy so look if you got any I know what you both wanting to ask
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  and both dying to know yeah I how many penises have I been sent on Snapchat
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  since I gave out my Dr yeah how many um so far it's only the one penis just one
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  penis just one penisis was little Sasquatch penis little Sasquatch penis
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  oh I'd love someone to send me some Sasquatch penis well we do have some
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  Sasquatch news but no penises are involved in it that I'm aware
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  of Terry Terry's going to be furious he's just going to be disappointed yeah and that's
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  worse yeah was a big penis you were sent Luke no that was a pretty tidy one
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  actually oh oh are you sure you sure about that you sure about that yeah I'm
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  pretty sure that was tidy we don't need to say whose it was I guess well no I
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  don't think it's fair for me to give out people's names right no I'm happy to
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  give out my Snapchat address okay [ __ ] 4 so anyone wants to continue to
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  send me Snapchats but I'm not going to give out any ones I don't think that's
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  fair okay unless you put in your Snapchat that you want me to yeah then I
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  probably still won't so if somebody Snapchats you with hey pass on my
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  Snapchat and a picture of their dick you'll be like hey everyone um there's a
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  listener who really wants to show everyone their dick and here's their
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  number yeah but is the contents of a snap
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  it's me yeah well I think you also have to be careful of those third party sites
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  that will save it for you without letting other people know right cuz
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  remember a little while ago there was that whole Snapchat um hack where a lot
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  of people's photos from Snapchat oh leaked that wasn't from Snapchat cuz
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  Snapchat don't store anything oh that was actually from one of the third party
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  sites that they stored all that information right so the people using it
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  to store other people's stuff but it was storing their stuff yes huh
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  interesting well there you go you can't trust anyone no you can trust me look
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  the funny thing is I when I first heard about Snapchat when when my friend was
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  telling me about it and she was saying that her and her friend constantly just
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  send each other like funny faces you know like funny selfies of each other
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  yeah and I was like surely this app was made purely with
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  pornography in mind like and yet my kind
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  of funny selfies to porn ratio is just
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  disappointingly low but the thing is I my user account my my username on there
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  is one that I use for a lot of stuff so I don't really want people I don't I
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  don't want it to get on you know the mailing list for all the porn yeah
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  yeah where whereas mine is what I use for a lot of stuff as well but I I'm out there
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  yeah but what I mean is like if I was going to to delve into to that world cuz
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  I think you can I think you there a site to where you can go and say Here's a
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  Snapchat address send me some you send me your boobs I'll send you my pen you
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  know I think you can do that um but you know I wasn't I wouldn't be doing that
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  with with my account and I also I don't know that I trust can I do it with your
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  account I don't know if I trust Snapchat enough to do it anyway you
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  know like that's a risk this how R you take if you're
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  sending a picture of your parts to anyone you have to imagine that they're
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  going to they're going to show people yeah yeah well they're not supposed to
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  be able to that's the problem well if if you want somebody to not be able to at
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  all buy a Polaroid no because they can still scan the Polaroid well no no you
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  don't have to scan it they could actually just show people the Polaroid
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  no but then no what I mean is only you have it here's the thing if you don't
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  want pictures of yourself naked to get out don't take pictures of yourself
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  naked that's it's the only way to be sure in this day and age and if you do
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  then just go to Dan naked.com and um fill out the form and we'll see how we
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  go from there I wonder what's at Dan naked.com I don't know if I want to
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  check if it's not registered it will be by the time this airs D
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  naked no currently it's uh
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  unoccupied really okay
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  ah excellent well you know just put whatever you want up there just make
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  sure there's a there's a contact link all right I
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  will excellent all right well should we um should we get into some news it's a lot
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  of news this week there is yeah we what do we want we want corpses we want dicks
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  we want Adam Balwin what is this sh
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  oh I I I don't know how I feel about Adam Baldwin but I don't know that I
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  want to to suppress his right to have an opinion well I actually don't
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  necessarily have a reason to dislike him unless you're about to give me one I
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  know that there are people some people are upset about something but that's
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  normal for the internet well this is one of those things where I think a lot of
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  people out there think it's a bigger deal than it is um like I don't think
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  most people even most people who be at at Supernova this is this is about
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  Supernova um are even going to know about this basically what's happened is
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  um Adam Baldwin Adam Baldwin from Firefly yeah from Firefly and Chuck and
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  and some other TV shows mhm it's well known that he's he's a very vocal Republican kind
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  of he's just very obnoxious I guess on what doesn't he like gays yeah he
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  doesn't like gays he doesn't like um he also tends to push his religion a little
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  bit as well yeah oh really cuz I remember following him on Twitter for a
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  little while because he's a [ __ ] doesn't mean that he shouldn't be
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  allowed to come to supernova no I mean I've been to Supernova there's been some
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  [ __ ] there well what's happened is gamergate happened which we tried to we
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  tried to avoid I don't really want to talk about it because I I don't I'd like
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  our Editor to please beep that out because I don't even want it mentioned
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  on this podcast all right so some that
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  that happened and he um he very vocally
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  sided on the side of the the anti um I
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  guess Zoe Quinn and Anita sesi and all all the he was very vocal in his
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  disagreement with with them and he was he was Pro gamergate and he was saying
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  that these women were attention [ __ ] and he he linked to a lot of videos that
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  were supposed to expose that that they were lying about you know how they'd
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  been mistreated and all this and anyway I'm trying to be vague because I to be
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  honest I don't really want to go into it um he tweeted some stuff about some of
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  the women who were being ganged up on
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  and um basically led to their personal information being distributed and which
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  upset a lot of people mostly game developers because and people in the
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  gamees media because they're all friends right and so they're all furious
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  with him and again in in their world um it is very important but I think they
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  don't realize that most people don't even know about this or care correct so
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  he's upset kind of a group of people and so when they announced that he was
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  coming to Supernova again he's been twice before and I'm pretty sure he
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  brings a big crowd every time cuz he's been in a lot of popular shows and
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  people like him this because the thing he's not at Supernova to talk about any
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  of this [ __ ] he's not going to talk about he's not going to talk about guns
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  he's not going to talk about you know [ __ ] gays he's not going to talk
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  about gamergate he's going to talk about Firefly and Chuck Y and I actually add
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  gun to that and I'd probably be okay with it he come out and was just like
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  right tonight I just want to talk about guns I'd be like yeah all right this about to get
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  awesome so people there was a petition that they wanted signed that said don't
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  let him come to supernova supernova cancel his appearance don't let him come
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  he's an [ __ ] and super NOA looked at the petition which had reached its
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  arbitrary number of signatures I don't know how they determine you know what
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  constitutes when it's ready to send y yeah and they told him to [ __ ] off they
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  said we will not be canceling his appearance there are a lot of fans who
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  want to see him and we don't feel it's necessary to cancel his appearance based
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  on his opinions which he won't be voicing at the event anyway and you know
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  what even if he was that's up to us to go see him or not go see him like this
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  guy's not a holocaust denier spreading hate he's just an idiot yeah and I'm that's even
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  speculative I don't even know that he's well he he he his uh his words in the
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  statement were uh I I disagree with some stuff that was said and I linked to some
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  videos that backed up my case in the comments of those videos people posted
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  personal information about the people involved I have no control over that and
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  I won't be discussing any of this at the event so sorry if I've annoyed you oh
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  there you go internet [ __ ] calm down
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  like calm down I understand that he
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  because of his position as a celebrity has a big audience and he may have I'm
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  assuming accidentally whether it it's accidentally he maybe he wasn't
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  accidental maybe he just he was just being a [ __ ] withit he shared some
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  information I'm sure he's got better things to do with his time though Matt
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  surely well J by his Twitter I don't know that he does but also despite all
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  that I'm not I'm not ever going to agree
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  with like he's got an opinion like you can't just stop him
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  from coming to an event no and one of the things about this it's his opinion
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  which he came out with and it's it's him it's not some username or something he's
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  hiding behind he had an opinion he voiced it people don't agree with it
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  here's what really irks me and maybe it's just cuz I'm getting older but if
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  you're a leftist right you're allowed to be as obnoxious with your opinion as you
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  want and and you're a revolutionary if you're anywhere right of the extreme
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  left like h if you say anything you're a [ __ ]
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  bigot you know what I mean and see I disagree with him fundamentally on a lot
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  of issues but he has a right to his opinion and he's not at this event
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  because it's not to do with any of that [ __ ] that he's at this event so just let
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  him come to the thing if you don't want to see him talk don't go see him talk
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  you don't you can still go to the event he's not going to be chasing you around
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  yelling you know yelling about gun rights and [ __ ] guns yeah exactly
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  he's going to be talking to the people who actually care well let me ask you
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  this Matt don't worry about it last year we were at it wasn't Supernova it was
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  Comic Con but and we saw um William Shatner now the weird ridiculous stuff
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  he was saying was entertaining to me but I can't say I agreed with it because it
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  was all [ __ ] nonsense right so even if this guy even if Adam Baldwin was out
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  spouting nonsense that doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy going and listening to
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  him talk yeah that's true and the other thing if
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  he he said some stuff and did some stuff that pissed people off someone else
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  who's done that lately is Anita sarkeesian and if if there was a
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  petition to cancel her talk at the opera house yeah the same people who are
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  Furious that Adam Baldwin's coming would be furious exactly right if her talk was
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  canceled because people signed a petition you can't have it both ways
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  exactly my point exactly the hypocrisy of if you're if you come down on one
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  side you have freedom of speech and if you come down on the other side you don't is
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  just irritating to me I think it's what it's come down to it's just what I've
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  been saying for a while now it's because people just on the internet they can all
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  you have to do now is click a button they may don't even know what they're
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  signing up for anymore it's just oh I me someone shared this link I need to fill
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  this in yeah people aren't making actual valid decisions anymore we need to just
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  collectively agree that we just need to all hear disabled
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  comments on every website just disable comments and let's stop this two and
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  that the internet has become let's go back to the oldfashioned way of you put
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  something on and if you want to watch it you do and if you don't want to watch it
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  you don't and if you don't like it it gets taken off because no one watches it
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  yeah that's right not because a bunch of people signed a petition that no one
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  cares about you got the most people to be angry about it this is the thing
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  nobody writes when they're happy with something so you only get letters when
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  people are angry like for every Angry comment there's probably dozens of
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  people that enjoyed it and didn't and I'm saying it like the Royal it like
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  what whatever the [ __ ] I'm talking about I worked in TV and it's the same thing
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  too like we never ever get letters on the channels that I've worked with
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  people saying great program we only get letters by people saying there's too
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  many tits on your Channel or there's not enough tits it's always about tits well
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  I guarantee that people too afraid to write a positive comment on anything
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  yeah because they know you going to get all those the trolls out there who just
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  going to try and start a fight with someone for just saying they like
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  something yeah yeah and just again to be clear I don't agree with Adam Baldwin I
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  think some of the stuff he says is [ __ ] stupid but I also don't fully
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  agree with Anita sarkeesian I think some of the stuff that she says is silly but
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  I respect their right to say [ __ ] they want sorry Matt you have to pick a side
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  and you have to detest the other side and everybody who disagrees with you no
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  you have to Matt if you're going to be on the internet that's what you have to
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  do yeah I think he says some stuff and I go oh yeah and then he says some other
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  stuff and I go you're an idiot and then she says some stuff and I go oh that's a
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  fair point actually yeah that is a bit off and then she says some other stuff
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  and I go you're playing the game wrong like you don't have to just be like
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  [ __ ] black and white about it I deleted somebody off of Facebook because
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  they made a post about if you don't think gamergate is one of the biggest
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  issues affecting us today then you will be deleted and I preempted her and
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  [ __ ] deleted her first because I I just don't understand that kind of [ __ ]
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  just doesn't fly with me yeah and don't get me wrong it's not that I don't agree
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  I just think you've blown it all out of [ __ ] proportion yeah I think the the
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  internet has created this environment where this stuff just can seem so
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  important when in reality like no one even knows this exists no one knows this
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  is going on and the same like this is super half our listeners are probably
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  really confused right now yeah I know and also this is Supernova this is a pop
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  culture event right even people who know who Adam Baldwin is don't know what the
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  [ __ ] we're talking about well I didn't you know what I mean yeah
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  exactly going to Supernova um yeah I was planning I still plan to yeah I'll go and see
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  Adam Balwin if he's there yeah I probably will too just cuz I'm curious
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  if rub it in their [ __ ] faces and I just want to come out and say not one
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  word about it because we've discussed this before people like him who do say
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  dumb [ __ ] like out loud a lot entertain me to no end oh absolutely like I saw
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  Nicholas Brendan at Comic Con right and he was charming and lovely which was
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  great but if he'd been an absolute bigot and was talking about guns and [ __ ] it
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  would have been even better exactly I I mean that would have been hilarious like
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  the best the best talk I've seen at at sub or actually this was O ComicCon was
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  William Shatner because he didn't answer anybody's question he just talked about
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  what he felt like talking about and it was hilarious he talked about his back
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  women he wanted to [ __ ] from the audience and yes he made her stand up
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  yep yeah he was Great Entertaining his kids by flying on planes and saying
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  there's something on the wing yeah brilliant so anyway Adam Baldwin's
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  coming to Supernova they're not canceling it internet just chill out all
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  right you don't have if you don't want to go to the event if you feel that bad
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  about it don't go to the event but like seriously calm down this is the thing
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  this would actually be a better way to um protest this or whatever is not to go
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  yeah not to fill in some form that no one really Tak don't go that's the way
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  to show I honestly I and I think this about about all sorts of stuff people
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  say video games are [ __ ] now people say movies are [ __ ] now stop paying for them
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  if you believe that if you really believe that here's a good one when
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  people people always complain about like a new speed camera or something going in
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  and people are just going oh it's Revenue raising and all this and sort of
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  just don't speed yeah that that that will mean they lose money on it and
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  that's the best way to show them yeah because people about people call for
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  boycotts all the time you know when a game developer does something you know
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  when EA [ __ ] around and um what did they they did something stupid a few
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  years ago and everyone was like I'm never buying an EA game again then Mass
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  Effect 3 came out and everyone was like take my money take my money like I did
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  they complained about it yeah yeah I know and then next one comes out yeah
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  they'll still buy it oh it's the same thing with being offended if you're
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  offended basically what you're saying is um my right to not be offended is better
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  than your right to free speech and having a sense of humor mhm yeah unless
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  I'm offending you in which case that's not how it works yeah that's right and
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  I'm just I'm just sick of this tiptoeing around like you don't want to see Adam
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  Baldwin go and see Charisma Carpenter or [ __ ] Christopher Lloyd or any of the
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  other [ __ ] people that aren't going to be talking about this
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  [ __ ] he's not talking about it either he's talking about Firefly and Chuck and
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  whatever the hell else he's doing now he's not he's not talking about this
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  stuff maybe at a stretch you could ask him about full metal jacket and if that
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  offends you go and see Dolph lungren he'll be
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  there and also it's not supernova's job
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  to determine who is or isn't morally suitable for the audience right it's
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  their job to get him there so that you will give them money to to listen to him
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  talk about whatever the [ __ ] it is he's talking about like they don't care like
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  their business is not to provide you with a role model you know what I mean
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  yeah that's right the the it's a business that if anything this just
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  makes him more desirable as a guest because now everybody's talking
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  Supernova yeah y well not everybody cuz like I said no one knows what the [ __ ]
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  are we going on about yeah that's right moving on anyway right let's move
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  on yeah moving on let's talk about something nice okay you want to talk about Satan's
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  [ __ ] absolutely um people in Vancouver woke
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  up one morning and found a huge statue of Satan had been erected overnight and
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  I I say erected because uh in addition to they just being a
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  mysterious satanic statue and and this is [ __ ] Satan right horn and all he's
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  also got a massive ere
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  [ __ ] yeah so yep I'm looking at it now that's hilarious yeah so who did this
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  not only nobody's taken credit for it he's even doing the [ __ ] Devil horn
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  hand signal you know yeah the two fingers in the air
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  and and his his [ __ ] itself looks like some kind of little
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  dragon you know y it's got little little
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  guard hairs on it yeah like if there was if there was
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  anything that could potentially be offensive about this they've worked it
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  all in there you know they've got everyone so I don't know whether this is
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  just somebody's idea of art or whether it's a joke or whether it's publicity
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  for a new heavy metal album that somebody's releasing um yeah but either
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  way it's uh it's pretty awesome yeah I like it so this is
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  Vancouver so are they taking it down or don't know like you know what [ __ ] did
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  it come from know the residents have filed complaints yeah but it doesn't
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  really doesn't really say whether it's going to be removed it's 9t
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  tall M that's excellent It's also uh it's in a small Park under a busy
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  overpass so it's pretty much viewable by
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  you know most of yeah Greater Vancouver
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  most of Canada yeah that's right so uh
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  whoever put up that statue I think we can unequivocally say you're our geek of
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  the [Music]
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  week so we've talked about um Char Manson on the show before I read uh not
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  his book The the prosecutor who um prosecuted him in the you know the trial
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  and everything his book um he he's still in jail obviously Mr Manson he's been
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  denied parole many many times because
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  yeah he's crazy y um I don't think they'll let him out I don't think he
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  wants to come out no well what would he do go get a job in real estate selling
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  women's shoes yeah that's right he's got no idea what to do but just uh proving
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  how crazy he is uh last year he announced he was getting
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  married uh to a young woman uh named uh
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  what's her name Elaine Burton yeah yeah
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  27 years old Elaine Burton yeah um not
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  unattractive I'll say no um but the wedding's off apparently
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  cuz apparently a it's come out that um the whole thing was just a ploy to be
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  able to take possession of Manson's body after his dead as only a spouse may
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  do uh where Miss Burton can um put it on
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  public display and uh make us some
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  money right
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  yeah did she tell him this or um well
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  that was a plan one and she just keep SE quiet about it until they got married
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  and maybe she thought that of all people Charles Manson might
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  understand but the thing that I find most funny about this is that when he
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  found out and he broke off the engagement he didn't say it's because
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  I've been played like a fool he said well I will never die so that's a stupid
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  idea to begin
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  with awesome yeah so oh yeah and it they said that he um when they initially
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  asked him to sign a document that said they could take his body when he dies he
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  um he didn't give them a yes and he didn't give them a no he sort of just
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  strung them along and he's now saying he never consented to the wedding in the
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  first place and he never will so yeah well he's uh he's got away with the
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  ladies yeah and if you're wondering if that sounds a little strange just look
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  up some videos of him on YouTube and you'll see that's actually that's that
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  makes a lot that's a lot more sense than um than he often comes out with he
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  speaks in riddles God which are actually they're pretty interesting yeah and just
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  Mis misquoted Beatles lyrics yeah also I mean when he was young he was kind of
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  you know a little bit charming and you know even for a not that you'd call him
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  a serial killer what would you call him cult leader uh yeah you know but
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  um he's getting scarier and scarier as
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  he ages like recent photos of him he
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  looks terrifying I think what little context
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  he had for other people has now just gone cuz he's been in jail so long and
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  they you know like he spent a lot of time in prison when he was younger and I
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  think you know I'm not a psychologist but that might have something to do with
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  the fact that he's you know a bit [ __ ] up yeah
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  um and and now he's just been in there for [ __ ] what since the 60s yeah and
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  he's just like okay what would he do if he got out he would he got nothing he
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  would do nothing he' probably commit suicide let's be honest like what would
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  someone like him do not in prison but he'd retire wouldn't
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  he be like uh like um sh Shank Redemption that's the one I'm thinking
• 25:45
  of be exactly like that only probably more impressive I'm sure he do something
• 25:49
  impressive well you do hear stories about that all time people who spend so
• 25:51
  much time in jail that when they get out they just commit a crime and go stra
• 25:55
  back to go back in because that's all they know yeah that's right because yeah
• 25:59
  there's like a a world that they understand and then there's a world
• 26:02
  outside that they don't so yep you listen to cial yet Matt no it's on my uh
• 26:08
  it's on my new device that I'll mention at some point in this show okay yes you
• 26:13
  got a new device I did get a new device I'll just say I I kind of wish you'd
• 26:17
  you'd listen to serial before the hype because hype has the potential to wear
• 26:21
  and everything but I I still do think you'll enjoy it so I say uh give it a
• 26:25
  listen all right would I enjoy it yeah you might do do you like True
• 26:30
  Crime no then probably not all
• 26:36
  right well I did get a new device I got uh I got an iPhone 6 nice oh you went
• 26:41
  back to Apple yeah I did I um I debated for a very long time about about my
• 26:47
  phone I was very unhappy with the Nexus 4 and insert welcome back cter same here
• 26:54
  welcome back welcome back welcome back
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  um yeah I was unhappy with the Nexus 4 because it was getting on a bit I bought
• 27:05
  that stupid Samsung camera phone thing which was a mistake because while it was
• 27:11
  quite nice to use it was also enormous and I looked like a [ __ ] within my
• 27:16
  pocket it just looked like I had a big lens poking out of my pocket all the
• 27:19
  time didn't look like you did you did yeah I did yeah yeah so I looked into all the other
• 27:26
  phones tried some out and then um I mean I use I have an iPad and I use a MacBook
• 27:32
  Pro here and you know I just I've got all these games that I previously bought
• 27:38
  on my old iPhone and I was like oh yeah I got that app I got that app I got that
• 27:41
  app you know what I should probably get an iPhone and uh I'll be honest uh this is
• 27:47
  so far the best phone I've ever had yeah so I would agree with that it's great
• 27:51
  and I was concerned about the size get the normal size one or did you get
• 27:55
  the no I got the normal one the normal size one's still pretty big which was
• 27:59
  what I was concerned about before I got it I was like is this thing going to
• 28:01
  even fit in my pocket but it's just it's it's now exactly big enough that things
• 28:08
  aren't too small to read you know yeah right I think this is an ideal size it's
• 28:13
  about the same size as my Nexus 4 I think which was a bigger phone and let's
• 28:19
  be honest like I can't remember the last time I made a call on this so not like
• 28:23
  I'm holding it up to my face all day it be well one of the first things I did when I got
• 28:28
  is I went on the app store and I went into my purchase history and I went
• 28:31
  through all the apps that I used to have on my old phone and and a lot of the
• 28:34
  ones that I I have on my iPad so yeah I've now got I've got XCOM on here I've
• 28:39
  got um I got balers gate one and two which they're unplayable on it but
• 28:44
  they're on there that's nice um have you
• 28:47
  guys had a play around with um aenor at
• 28:53
  all aonor yeah do you guys know aonor what's that so it's this game for the
• 28:59
  iPhone and it's basically just a a guessing game like a 20 Questions game
• 29:05
  and um but it is so I mean I know it all works on an algorithm but [ __ ] me does
• 29:12
  this thing impress you so you think of somebody right yeah famous person
• 29:18
  historical figure whatever and it just asks you questions you say yes or no and
• 29:23
  then it tells you who it is and like like I started thinking of you know
• 29:27
  fairly Norm people first and it would get them so I started making a little
• 29:30
  bit harder it got um Israeli singer tople um I thought of ir Rand I thought
• 29:37
  of arch duuk France Ferdinand assassinated in 1914 it got him um I did
• 29:43
  myself once and it came out you're thinking of
• 29:47
  yourself like this thing is really fun and if you play with somebody else it's
• 29:52
  really fun because as you start getting questions that are more specific asked
• 29:57
  to you and you see their expression get like really impressed with it you know
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  um yeah it's really fun to play around with it's funny you should mention that
• 30:07
  actually not it's not acinator although I have heard that name before and when
• 30:12
  you said it I thought that's that might be what it was but there's another
• 30:15
  website it's this was a website and Jenna said to me have you heard of this
• 30:19
  thing and I said no and it was it's exactly what you're describing but it's
• 30:22
  um themed so right there's like a a Star
• 30:25
  Wars one and there's a a who won and and things like that so I guess well this
• 30:31
  one know Star Wars this this one understood gmoran guard yeah right yeah
• 30:36
  okay yeah the Star Wars one and this other thing got um not only I said I was
• 30:41
  thinking of Hans Blaster but it actually came up with the model number and
• 30:45
  everything so yeah which I was like okay I didn't know that but cuz she said I
• 30:49
  was at a blah blah Blaster and I was like maybe what what is that show me a
• 30:54
  picture yeah that's it yeah yeah yeah
• 30:59
  interesting acinator I'm going to I'll grab on my phone it's hell F can impress
• 31:04
  people with my knowledge of things that I don't actually have
• 31:10
  exactly so any iPhone 6 thumbs up for me yeah I agree and I'm glad you're back
• 31:15
  man because like we all had iPhones and then everyone abandoned me and I was
• 31:19
  still kicking on everyone's telling me how much better Android is and sooner or
• 31:24
  later Dave got an iPhone again you got an iPhone Luke I'm hanging out for you
• 31:28
  to get an iPhone buddy I'm going back to Windows Luke never had one I know I know
• 31:34
  you got rid of your iPad didn't you uh yeah I got rid of my iPad because I just
• 31:38
  was not using it you have that notbook you use do you still use that your notbook
• 31:45
  no don't use that at all what do you use I go through phases of using my iPad a
• 31:49
  lot or not at all I use my phone and I use my computer
• 31:54
  at home oh okay like I just use my computer when I'm at home my computer at
• 31:58
  work and I've got my phone from between I don't need anything else yeah and I
• 32:03
  did that acinator and it scares me I used the website version oh right
• 32:10
  yeah what did you think of was it my penis Skywalker oh and it guessed that
• 32:16
  in the time that it's taken for me to tell you about it and for you to check
• 32:19
  it yes yeah yeah it's pretty good I um that's awesome I was playing this the
• 32:26
  other night and and um my friend was you
• 32:30
  know reading the questions out and when it guessed she's like oh it's
• 32:37
  you're not going to you're not going to know who this is and it just says Eevee
• 32:41
  from out of this world and I'm like yes it's [ __ ] easy Eevee from out of this
• 32:44
  world that I was thinking of like an obscure sitcom character from the
• 32:49
  80s right you know that's impressive yeah all right well check that out
• 32:55
  listeners and uh let us know what you think this is a good opportunity to give
• 33:01
  out the contact details I think yeah um get in touch with us you can
• 33:06
  send us an email podcast multipl nerdgasm tocom where M nerdgasm on
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• 33:19
  does that especially not on Facebook um there's a contact form on the website
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  which is multip nasm.com uh WR in let us know what youd like or don't like about
• 33:27
  the show or or uh if you don't have Snapchat and you'd still like us to get
• 33:31
  a picture of your penis to Luke you can email that to us or um don't post it on
• 33:35
  the Facebook page please they don't they don't like it when you do that um you
• 33:39
  get us in trouble you know what you can post on the Facebook page though what's
• 33:43
  that well we've got some mugs for sale oh we do yeah well and we've had a
• 33:49
  lot of requests for mugs now and uh if you've if you've well if you want a mug
• 33:54
  you'll get a mug um but all that we are ask is when you get your mug take a
• 33:59
  little uh mug selfie and um pop it up on the Facebook we just want to know uh a
• 34:05
  pretty good deal if you ask me yeah we just want to see our our fans drinking
• 34:08
  out of our mug it's a good mug I mean I use my mug that goes for Twitter as well
• 34:13
  if if you tweeted and um we said we'd send you one out we are sending them out
• 34:17
  they're they're going out and when you get it we just love it if you could just
• 34:19
  send us a picture and we'll um share them and show everybody you
• 34:24
  know what kind of fancy mug they could have yeah I just want to watch our fans drinking
• 34:31
  you know cuz I just like to watch people doing stuff you can put whatever you
• 34:36
  want in the mug like it doesn't have to be coffee we say coffee a lot when we
• 34:40
  when we post about it but it could be anything I mean like yeah I mean it's
• 34:43
  still a coffee mug no matter what you put into it but sure knock yourself out
• 34:47
  maybe I might keep one for myself then if you want to drink your own semen go
• 34:50
  for it how long would it take to fill a
• 34:55
  mug with and and I don't mean like specifically a multile orgasm and this
• 34:59
  is a competition I just but seriously that would take a
• 35:02
  while right although write in if you do know and we'll send you a mug to fill up
• 35:08
  tell you what if you want to do it as a challenge right in for the mug first
• 35:11
  we'll send you the mug you can fill it up let us know how long it took you now
• 35:14
  we got to set rules does it have to be only them that fill it or are they
• 35:17
  allowed to have help as long as they record the results I think it's
• 35:22
  fine as long as it's all scientific yeah look I it doesn't matter whose it is I
• 35:26
  just need to know how many separate
• 35:29
  um deposits it it takes to an average average load size per person cuz that's
• 35:35
  a that's a factor as well you know oh yeah I was trying really hard not to say
• 35:42
  not just say it that buly Matt but it's fine just you know just jump in there
• 35:46
  with it all right if you like listening to us talk about [ __ ] into a cup uh
• 35:50
  you can support us in that endeavor by heading over to patreon.com Matt Matt do
• 35:55
  not promise people jiz all right that is not one of our stretch goals all right
• 36:01
  fine there's no jizz incentive head over to patreon.com
• 36:06
  multip nerdgasm uh and you can um you can pledge to pay a certain amount per
• 36:12
  every episode of the podcast that comes out it can be like a dollar or it can be
• 36:15
  it could be $10 if you're [ __ ] insane um and you can set a maximum per month
• 36:21
  so that we can never charge you more than say $4 if you if you only want to
• 36:25
  pay like for a dollar an episode kind of thing so we can't put like 10 out and
• 36:28
  charge you $10 kind of thing wouldn't that be good if everyone just said
• 36:31
  unlimited I'll give you a dollar a podcast and we could just sit here all day making
• 36:35
  podcasts in exactly I think the quality might go
• 36:40
  through the floor but we'll see or or we tap into something that we were yet to
• 36:46
  access you know what I mean because I assume we won't be sleeping that's right
• 36:50
  well we'll just be pod in the early days we used to only get together once a
• 36:54
  month and we used to record four episodes back to back yeah someone said
• 36:58
  to me um listen I won't name people just in case somebody said that they were
• 37:01
  listening to the early ones and they said that they felt like we had a lot of
• 37:06
  threads that carried through the first few episodes and then like we referred
• 37:10
  back to stuff in the first one and I was like oh okay oh wait a minute that's
• 37:14
  because it was the same day it was 2 hours of us talking [ __ ] and we just cut
• 37:19
  it up yeah that's right yeah so maybe that maybe that's
• 37:25
  something we need to do again yeah
• 37:30
  maybe um should we try and give people an update or should we give up people an
• 37:34
  update and I summon so I summon we're still doing I summon um we're filming on
• 37:40
  the 14th of March is that right March I should really write this down in my
• 37:45
  diary so that I actually do keep that
• 37:49
  free so 14th of March we're filming um and then we'll get everything edited and
• 37:55
  pop it up and there'll be a obviously we'll send everything out to the backers
• 38:00
  an update saying you can check it out um they'll get to see it first uh and then
• 38:05
  and then we'll make it publicly available and everyone can check it out
• 38:08
  we'll talk about it more in the show but yeah so it is happening um sounds good
• 38:12
  now I have been asked by a couple of listeners um whether the hoodies and
• 38:17
  t-shirts and things come out before or after um so maybe now it's a good time
• 38:22
  to let them know when they'll be getting their stuff well I was going to wait
• 38:28
  but I feel like they've waited long enough so I'm sending them out now I'm
• 38:34
  sending them out this week right and before we move on just a quick update um
• 38:38
  The Witcher competition entries have
• 38:42
  closed it's a Witcher
• 38:47
  competition it's The Witcher
• 38:52
  competition so um we're going to be judging them over the next week um and
• 38:57
  and then next episode that you hear will be the winner
• 39:02
  announcement now I'll say this though if
• 39:05
  you had written a Witcher
• 39:10
  story and just for some reason forgotten to hit
• 39:14
  send even though entries have closed this week we'd still like to read it
• 39:20
  we'll consider abolutely we'll consider it out of competition but we the reason the the
• 39:26
  reason the entries have closed is by the time you hear this episode right now
• 39:31
  we'll all we'll be recording the next episode so it will be too late to send
• 39:35
  in you know what I mean y so because we record on a Monday and then we put that
• 39:40
  episode out the next Monday I don't know Matt Luke's had some open-ended
• 39:44
  competitions that I'm fairly certain are still running just keep going I don't think
• 39:49
  anybody has won Luke plays I agree I
• 39:53
  agree except there's been some effort put into this and I don't know if it's
• 39:58
  fair to do that to people send no no I've gotten I've gotten some
• 40:04
  good entries so excellent I can't wait look I mean depending on how many we get
• 40:10
  I don't think we should just read the winner on the show I think we need to
• 40:12
  read uh it you know a couple of the the gems as well well not necessarily all of
• 40:17
  them I mean I don't want any like real life consequences type things being
• 40:22
  submitted if anyone knows what that is I know you do right yeah I do I do cool so
• 40:27
  yeah the next week in in one one week's time from when you hear this you'll also
• 40:32
  hear the winner of The Witcher competition and if uh well you I was
• 40:37
  just going to say if you can't remember what the story was I'll um post it but
• 40:41
  by the time you hear this it won't matter because the competition will be
• 40:43
  closed so moving on yeah why are we even still talking about
• 40:48
  it yeah this is like Looper I will post the text of the competition again on
• 40:55
  this on Twitter and Facebook you just by the time they've heard this it's all
• 41:00
  over so don't worry about it to them we're speaking to them from the distant
• 41:05
  past listeners what are you talking about I posted it a week
• 41:10
  ago moving on moving
• 41:15
  on it's a witch
• 41:20
  competition it's the witch
• 41:26
  competition um you guys hear about that woman that
• 41:32
  found $800 worth of marijuana in a Angry Birds game that she brought from
• 41:38
  Kmart I didn't uh What uh how did that happened I mean I just loved this headline
• 41:45
  surprised mom finds $800 worth of marijuana inside Angry Birds game and um
• 41:51
  this is not Angry Birds the video game obviously it's some kind of merch spin-off
• 41:58
  plastic piece of [ __ ] thing uh is this a official merchandise yeah yeah yeah yeah
• 42:04
  it absolutely is and it's made by
• 42:08
  Hasbro Hasbro yep it's made by Hasbro
• 42:11
  yeah Hasbro so she uh wow look there's
• 42:16
  one one of two things you can do if you
• 42:19
  find two bags of weed in uh in something
• 42:24
  that you bought for $4.95 right number one is that you can
• 42:29
  just quietly enjoy that knowing that that
• 42:36
  that was a freebie the other thing is you could do is call the police and say
• 42:40
  there's drugs in my game I bought this from my kids Kmart should be held
• 42:45
  responsible uh and uh she took the second took the second sorry it's Target
• 42:50
  it's not Kart I'm I apologize I've slandered the name of Kmart where it
• 42:55
  should be Target I've just slandered um well I I don't I don't know if if
• 43:01
  Target or Kmart can be really held responsible of the manufacturer of the
• 43:08
  game that's the thing so uh this is
• 43:11
  Canada so of course they sent in no joke the Mounted
• 43:16
  Police and like I've not been to can I've not been to Canada and maybe maybe
• 43:21
  all the police are the mounties but I kind of assumed that the mounties were
• 43:24
  only for like rural stuff where horses would help in any way but
• 43:30
  no no no they sent a bunch of mounties to Target um and their theory is that
• 43:35
  this is some kind of drug drop that went
• 43:40
  horribly horribly wrong when somebody purchased the item that they must have
• 43:44
  thought well no one's going to buy this piece of [ __ ] but they don't know so an employee
• 43:50
  baby an employee maybe has put that in there and yes possibly perpetrated
• 43:55
  by possibly bu somebody else or possibly it goes all the way back to the Hasbro
• 44:01
  Factory we don't know right but how would they know where it was going to be
• 44:05
  delivered well I don't [Music]
• 44:11
  know Sor the py you definitely know where it's going to be delivered
• 44:15
  depending on where you are in the system so if you're if you're going to be sort
• 44:18
  of shipping drugs you're going to want someone who's at the point where it's
• 44:22
  going into the trucks to leave so you can go leave that box there that's
• 44:26
  definitely going here Matt do we have a jingle for Luke weighing in on the
• 44:30
  crimes every episode now yeah we really do need a jingle for this while the
• 44:36
  other brothers are doing time listen up it's crimes so Luke Luke let's break
• 44:42
  this down MH all right so so you work at the Hasbro Factory yep and you need to get some
• 44:49
  products I know I know which box is going to have the drugs in it yeah I
• 44:53
  know where I want that box to go y so I'm going to mark that box in a way
• 44:59
  maybe a little cross in the corner or something just something that stands out
• 45:02
  just a little bit different yeah right I'm going to make sure that one goes
• 45:05
  into the truck I want it to go into yeah right so you're the warehouse manager or
• 45:12
  maybe the head of a manager manager has no idea of that right they just know
• 45:16
  they need so many trucks to go so many so long as you're the guy who literally
• 45:20
  loads the truck then this is a foolproof
• 45:24
  plan y yeah right so we're looking for a forklift driver
• 45:30
  or or something like that I'm just
• 45:32
  saying if I was doing this you right so
• 45:37
  Target aside if this is you literally yeah no I would never I would
• 45:43
  never do anything like this Laura Bing say I'm just thinking people do things a
• 45:47
  little bit differently so this this would have been one person not paying
• 45:50
  attention to where the box is going yeah right all right well obviously that
• 45:56
  that's a theme in this seg is that Luke always outsmarts the criminal that's
• 46:00
  right little Columbo like yeah you're quite right if you didn't if you want a
• 46:05
  100% sure where this was going I mean this would be an absolute Fool's errand
• 46:09
  wouldn't it I mean it's not like you're putting in there going you know what
• 46:12
  someone might be having a bad day they might open their Angry Birds what I I've
• 46:18
  actually just noticed by looking at the picture this is Angry Birds battle on
• 46:21
  Geonosis so this is actually Star Wars themed Angry Birds didy knockoff
• 46:26
  merchandise yes um actually look clearance in the top right this has been
• 46:30
  sitting on a shelf for some time yeah but so that where it was shipped to that
• 46:35
  person was fired or something so the guys the guy's made the call he's going
• 46:38
  to plant the drugs he's like Yep they're in Canada in a Target what start driving
• 46:45
  yeah he's been going to every Target in Canada or looking for
• 46:51
  this that is that a is that a is that a movie can that should that be a movie or
• 46:55
  a TV series it's kind of I'm imagining Northern Exposure crossed with like
• 47:00
  Fargo or something yeah I'd watch it I'd watch it too I could you know what I
• 47:05
  think though how about this how
• 47:09
  about it gets sent right but then the guy who's meant to
• 47:15
  pick it up gets busted for something else on the
• 47:21
  way so he doesn't show up for it and have it be something very minor yeah
• 47:28
  yeah so this is just sitting here on the Shelf it was meant to be collected on
• 47:31
  the same day's delivery it was all perfectly executed but the one guy got a
• 47:35
  parking ticket or something and never made it there right right but
• 47:39
  unfortunately this surprised mom has found this and [ __ ] ruin the whole
• 47:44
  thing instead of it being some Curious like
• 47:50
  underachiever child yeah who like gets this and then inadvertently gets Tangled
• 47:54
  Up in this [ __ ] drug web where dudes are like knocking on his
• 47:59
  door going where's the stuff yeah is someone writing this down
• 48:05
  like this should be on H I think we're recording it so it's oh good good wait a
• 48:11
  minute whoa whoa whoa whoa you're recording this that is creepy Matt you
• 48:15
  record all our conversations well actually I was going to say the
• 48:17
  listeners have stolen the idea except sorry luk are you [ __ ] a spun out as
• 48:21
  this as I am Matt records our telephone conversations our private
• 48:27
  calls it's true how do you think people got Dave's phone [Laughter]
• 48:34
  number no but it's fine because the listeners aren't going to hear it for a
• 48:38
  week as we've established yeah so you've got time to copyright it yeah that's
• 48:43
  right just don't tell Alonso Kanan yeah that's right
• 48:50
  yeah I'd like to talk about something that's not in the spreadsheet cuz I
• 48:53
  wanted it to be a surprise oh I love when this happens um oh it's it's uh I
• 48:59
  do have a small pre-recorded piece that I want to play it's very short though um
• 49:04
  I actually recorded a duet this week um
• 49:07
  in honor of a website that we found um I don't know if anybody's if you guys have
• 49:13
  seen this before I certainly don't think we've talked about it um I think this
• 49:17
  little jingle might tell you most of what you need to know about it okay um
• 49:23
  okay but um we'll see obviously I can explain a bit more afterwards and I'll
• 49:28
  post a link um this is the
• 49:30
  Jingle w w
• 49:39
  w.com that's mhm y
• 49:43
  www. edible anus.com yeah I thought that's what I heard and you sure this is
• 49:48
  not just some unfortunate woman called like Ed blanus or
• 49:52
  something I think you'll find if you go to the website that that's definitely
• 49:55
  not the case this is um in their words symbolic as well as scrumptious the
• 50:00
  edible anus tackles the ancient Taboo in an easily digestible way join the
• 50:05
  uprising spread the joy and let's Teach the World to love themselves and their
• 50:09
  anus these are um chocolate anus an I um
• 50:15
  Anu yeah you can um well sorry I say um I say chocolate you can actually get
• 50:21
  glass or um bronze solid bronze casts of
• 50:25
  your anus um I I don't know if you can send in a um a photo and have them carve
• 50:32
  yours or if this is just well they're not sculpt surely they're just uh
• 50:36
  they're just making them mold I think you'd have to solid visit them
• 50:40
  personally wouldn't you the solid bronze one says we've taken his famous
• 50:44
  sculpture The Thinker and launched it to a new and exciting
• 50:48
  level and this is a bronze
• 50:51
  anus um they also sell poo poo cards which are
• 50:57
  popup uh gift cards where the popup is a
• 51:02
  poo coming out of someone's bump yeah look I think these things that kind of
• 51:07
  appear on the outside like some kind of bizarre work of art and when you kind of
• 51:12
  scratch the surface you realize it's just some crazy dude with
• 51:15
  filia living out his Fantasy on the internet and it just happens to be cooky
• 51:21
  enough that some people might want this well it's got a money back guarantee so
• 51:27
  you can't really go wrong well I mean also the tagline of edible anus.com is
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  the anus that made Britain great so I guess before before this
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  website was started it was just known as pretty good Britain
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  yeah um there is an unboxing and review
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  on um on YouTube will link to that uh so if you are wondering what a chocolate
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  anus tastes like or what the package is like um you know we'll link that they
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  were sold out recently for Valentine's Day unfortunately so there might be a
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  short wait before you can have your anus um they're also sold out strangely
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  they're sold out of the normal poo poo greeting cards but the Christmas ones um
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  they still got so I guess they yeah yeah I guess they just they didn't sell as
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  well as they'd hoped H and you You' probably find it they sold out during
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  Christmas but now they past Christmas just restocked why would they restock
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  them for next Christmas oh okay seems like see seems a bit preemptive but all
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  right you know preemptive wait a little while on boxing day
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  right I had hot gross buns for
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  breakfast right no literally the day after Christmas the Easter stuff was in
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  the shops so it's like once one holiday is gone it's officially the next holiday
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  already it's time to give the money for the next one
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  yeah that's right and and I've just I've just found on the site um you can have
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  your anus um cast it's bespoke anus casting service yeah um it's £1,200 and
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  it says your anus immortalized in solid bronze we are expanding our services to
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  offer bespoke anus castings set as an individual bronze artwork for your loved
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  ones please feel free to contact us to discuss the process and Logistics prior to
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  booking so um I don't know what's involved listeners if you want to
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  contact edible anus at info@ Edible anus.com and find out what the process
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  is I mean I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and assume it's similar to uh kind
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  of movie monster makeup where you know they they they do a plaster of Paris
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  cast straight onto your skin in a negative mold you know then they then
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  they kind of pour like a like a silicone mold into that
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  let that set and then they use that to
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  cast the uh bronze or or chocolate um
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  for those want wanting their ass eaten interesting by their loved ones
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  which is fine yeah that's fine wow so that's uh there you go a
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  nice little treat sorry it's it's a bit late for Valentine's Day um in case you
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  didn't catch it that URL again w w w
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  Ed anus.com um and if you work for edible anus.com
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  you can contact me and um I'm happy to license you that jingle if you want to
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  if you want to use it podcast multiple nasm.com just before you go um just have
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  a look at the T-shirt they're selling the one that says
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  anus no is there another one fascinating
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  yeah what is the other new t-shirt oh new new products new
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  t-shirt right it's just a big anus y
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  yeah I can't Brown uh go on the right hand side of
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  the page under new products there is a t-shirt it looks like it's got a
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  circular link Ed anus.com to me is just a huge anus in the middle edible anus up
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  the top oh down the bottom click on one of the where you are click on rest world
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  oh okay sorry too I'm too dumb to even work out the
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  internet sorry sorry about
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  that you know what like okay here I am
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  that's that's actually really obscurely
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  placed yeah I know oh God God I I'll agree with that yeah that t-shirt is not
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  something I would wear no sorry Ed anus.com you can still still license the
• 55:54
  jingle it's fine I'm just not going to wear a t-shirt I will accept payment in um anus
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  chocolate well careful what you say man all I'm going to say all right fine
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  uh anyway this week's episode brought to you by edible anus.com I wish we could
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  get sponsored by somewhere like that you know what wouldn't it be great if we got
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  them on us let's just let's reach out man let's reach out I mean we gave them
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  a plug all right yeah I'll see what I can do who wrote them a
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  jingle I know [ __ ] let's get on that we've also pointed out how they can
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  fix their website yeah that's right yeah make it more obvious how we get to the
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  an glaring mistakes um yeah I mean you know like we had
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  um you know they had uh extremer restraint. comom sponsoring
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  uh maim bam for a while yep so I don't see why edible anus.com can't sponsor
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  multiple nerd GM all right I'll reach out I'll see what we can do
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  yeah happy to do it you guys always know that scientists have now said that
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  dinosaurs might have been off their face on
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  drugs right yeah apparently um they've
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  uh scientists have discovered in the fossilized feces of uh love that picture
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  on the face yeah I know dinosaur this
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  [ __ ] what a mad Acid Trip yeah
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  um remnants of uh a psychedelic fungus
• 57:30
  called Urgot which um still exists today yeah and in fact they they blame Urgot
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  for a lot of kind of mass hysteria that happened throughout history uh including
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  like the Salem witch trials and stuff um and they have recently realized that
• 57:48
  dinosaurs were like chowing down on this like it was going out of style so um
• 57:54
  scientists have said where's the quote here uh the effects may have been
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  completely different something that leaves a human tripping out of their
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  mind now might have caus nothing more than a pleasant Buzz for a huge Thunder
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  lizard the idea of dinosaurs on drugs is pretty fun to think about yes it is yes
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  it is a painkiller but imagine that not
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  only are you a huge terrifying beast but you're also tripping off your tits do
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  you know what I mean yeah yeah that would be terrible and you can't be
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  reasoned with that's right yeah yeah and you just get to try
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  and convince that guy who's not gay to [ __ ] you that's right which as far as I can
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  tell is is is what just dinosaurs spent most of the time doing just taking drugs
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  and trying to convert straight men to homosexuality yeah if you don't know
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  what we're talking about listen to last week's episode or just enjoy the
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  nonse yeah exactly no no listen to more episodes yeah listen to more episodes
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  but don't you sometimes like things that are out of context yeah I do actually
• 59:00
  it's probably not as no it is funny it is funny that that was a funny segment
• 59:05
  once I was walking past two women in the hallway at um the office I used to work
• 59:09
  in and I heard this snippet of their conversation that was only this and it
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  was yeah he's hot but I just can't abide
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  incest
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  Jesus all right so you know sometimes context can ruin things
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  because they were probably talking about Game of Thrones yeah yeah right right but I like
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  to think she [Music] wasn't I haven't played a lot of games
• 59:40
  lately um you still playing a lot of C5 Dan uh
• 59:46
  let me see where I'm up to look I decided earlier in the week that enough
• 59:51
  was enough and I needed to go cold turkey because I'd reached the 50h hour
• 59:55
  mark in the second week um and I thought enough was enough I did play a little
• 1:00:00
  more and now I'm up to 87 hours so I should
• 1:00:05
  probably reconsider uh and try the cold turkey again
• 1:00:11
  yeah yeah I've been trying to play some Dragon Age um I get a couple of hours
• 1:00:16
  here and there but which I don't think you can play Dragon Age a couple hours
• 1:00:20
  here and there no I find that I just man I I I start the game up I [ __ ] around
• 1:00:25
  with my ventory for a bit and buy some new weapons sell some old
• 1:00:30
  weapons consider what quest I got to do and then I got to go do something else
• 1:00:35
  so I'm actually thinking about taking a week off work to catch up on some of
• 1:00:39
  these games well see I'm not going to be able to do that for a long time because
• 1:00:42
  I've I've now taken a month off to go to America in April so I'm just going to have
• 1:00:48
  to accept that I can't play video games
• 1:00:52
  anymore a I just finished um sunset
• 1:00:56
  overdrive oh how was that that game is not fun right I did it didn't look fun
• 1:01:02
  to me but you played all the way through it so I thought maybe I was
• 1:01:06
  mistaken it's achievements yeah figures yeah I mean it yep I sort of skipped the
• 1:01:12
  story was there a story cuz it just it just looked like craziness to
• 1:01:16
  me it was it was just craziness jumping around it's I think there is a story
• 1:01:22
  somewhere but I just skipped most of it okay we're complete opposite ends of the
• 1:01:27
  spectrum cuz I'm like ah I really really want to play Dragon Age I just love the
• 1:01:30
  story but I can't like ah I play through [ __ ] Sunset over driveing that was
• 1:01:35
  [ __ ] for achievement I've just played [ __ ] games yeah well no I have Dragon
• 1:01:41
  Age but I'm not playing it yet because I want to I want to give it the time it
• 1:01:44
  deserves stop playing [ __ ] games I put this to you Luke you will play Sunset
• 1:01:48
  Overdrive through again on hard before you play
• 1:01:53
  through uh Dron age Dron age I still going to play through Dying Light oh you
• 1:02:00
  started that obviously yeah yeah I got that I actually I've got it on Steam but
• 1:02:03
  I still went out and brought it on the Xbox one zombies are boring cuz you're
• 1:02:07
  weird and you do that yep that's what I do um I'm enjoying it um I don't know if
• 1:02:13
  you you played Dead Island yeah yeah how yeah the well I find this the zombies
• 1:02:19
  are a lot they're a lot harder to kill oh really I found myself running away
• 1:02:24
  more often than not see Dead Island um multiplayer was easier but like single
• 1:02:30
  player was wasn't a walk in the park all the time so this but this your weapons tend to
• 1:02:36
  deteriorate a lot faster all right is would you recommend it is it's good oh
• 1:02:42
  definitely I'll def give it a what am I saying I I don't have time to play this
• 1:02:47
  well I still got to play through Al alien isolation oh yeah see I really like to play that
• 1:02:54
  too what did you buy that day I will have time to play games again
• 1:03:00
  yeah I'm started to buy all my games digitally see I'm a console behind
• 1:03:04
  everyone now so I can't even borrow games off people anymore see I I'm was
• 1:03:08
  going to start buying the digitally too because I found out and I'm I'm annoyed
• 1:03:11
  that um we didn't buy Diablo I digitally because apparently if because we have
• 1:03:18
  one Xbox in the house at the moment if we were to buy another Xbox One for for
• 1:03:23
  upstairs um if we set it up a certain way I don't know if we've talked about
• 1:03:27
  this in the show before actually um but I can buy a copy on one console and set
• 1:03:34
  the other one up so that it can play those games as well as a like a child
• 1:03:40
  console to that Master one and like at the same time as well so Jenner and I
• 1:03:44
  could actually play them at the same time like it it's not limited to like to
• 1:03:50
  um you know only one person at a time like is that true listeners has anyone
• 1:03:54
  set that up like I read that that's true please I'm not sure if it's yeah I'm not
• 1:03:59
  sure if that's just true or it's just everyone in the household gets used to
• 1:04:03
  one Xbox on their account which you're able to do anyway
• 1:04:07
  this person explicitly States on on a
• 1:04:11
  forum that he and his wife do like Play games under that scenario like he buys
• 1:04:17
  one digital copy and because the other Xbox is set up as just like a slave to
• 1:04:22
  the the other Xbox it it can't buy games itself but it can play any games that
• 1:04:27
  the other box has I will look into this and find out for you thank you
• 1:04:32
  appreciate it I could do it myself but I got I don't you know I do this podcast
• 1:04:37
  so I don't have to do that but no um I've started buying
• 1:04:40
  digitally because I'm lazy it's a little bit more expensive still which still
• 1:04:44
  annoys me yeah it is and it I can't resell it yeah and I can't loan the
• 1:04:51
  games yeah because of the internet complaining about Xbox connecting every
• 1:04:57
  24 hours you can actually because I can play some of your games on mine
• 1:05:02
  sometimes yeah yeah but that's because I logged in and installed it it thinks
• 1:05:07
  that you're here sometimes it pops up and says hi Luke and then I'm like oh
• 1:05:11
  guess I can just so you know Matt anytime that happens Luke is somewhere
• 1:05:14
  in your house yeah doesn't surprise me doesn't surprise
• 1:05:20
  me yeah Lego Avengers it does that um that actually leads me into something
• 1:05:27
  quite nicely actually um Avengers Age of Ultron comes out soon
• 1:05:34
  and something that fans have been hoping for for a long time is that
• 1:05:40
  Spider-Man could appear in a film with the rest of the Avengers cuz he was in
• 1:05:44
  the comics an Avenger at one point um he was one of the original ones I believe
• 1:05:49
  that's right uh and he he obviously is one of the most popular Marvel
• 1:05:52
  characters and everyone's like why isn't he in these movies um and that's because
• 1:05:57
  Sony um bought the rights to Spider-Man a long time ago and they keep making
• 1:06:01
  movies so that they don't have to give them back um yeah when I first read that
• 1:06:07
  Spidey was rejoining Marvel I got really excited because what I thought it meant
• 1:06:12
  was that Sony had given the rights back to Marvel pictures um no and and and the
• 1:06:17
  reason that that's exciting is not necessarily because Marvel make better
• 1:06:20
  films or because Spidey deserves to be there but just because they
• 1:06:26
  that they have with Marvel they have to make a Spider-Man film every 5 years or
• 1:06:31
  they lose the property and so it just means that they just churn out [ __ ]
• 1:06:35
  Spider-Man movies like and they're not good like we've really lapsed into
• 1:06:41
  Spider-Man is [ __ ] and it's not a comfortable place for me because I
• 1:06:44
  happen to really like Spider-Man and um but what's happened is
• 1:06:48
  that they've licensed Spidey back to Marvel so that he can appear in The
• 1:06:54
  Avengers yeah yeah yeah that's right but that's cool
• 1:06:58
  too yeah um I does that mean they're still going to do their own movies I
• 1:07:03
  thought that that meant um Amazing Spider-Man was done nope they are still
• 1:07:07
  going to do their own movies and they're still completely in control of
• 1:07:10
  Spider-Man in terms of the pictures but they have just licensed him to Marvel
• 1:07:15
  pictures well it's good advertising for them yeah oh yeah sure oh and this must
• 1:07:20
  cost them a fortune it's going to be odd though because I assume Marvel will
• 1:07:26
  recast so we'll get somebody else I say it's going to be confusing
• 1:07:31
  it's not going to be confusing no one's going to be confused yeah wait which
• 1:07:34
  Spider-Man is this yeah I know you know what they should do they should [ __ ]
• 1:07:38
  with it and they should hire Toby McGuire to play him this is like this is
• 1:07:42
  like Adam Baldwin like I care too much and I'm being ridiculous no one's going
• 1:07:46
  to notice confused but here's the thing I don't know it could be part of their
• 1:07:50
  licensing a dreamer that they have to use Garfield what's his name Andrew
• 1:07:55
  Andre Garfield uh or it might not be because I mean as we've discussed on the
• 1:08:00
  podcast before there's a lot of double up characters between the X-Men world
• 1:08:06
  and the Marvel world so there's you know there's a different person who plays
• 1:08:11
  uh like Quick Silver Quick Silver for example yeah yeah exactly so it could it
• 1:08:16
  could be the same I don't know that's kind of exciting though they could have
• 1:08:20
  another actor playing Spider-Man because I don't think that Andrew Garfield is
• 1:08:23
  necessarily the be all and end all of Spidey no I think he made an effort and I don't
• 1:08:28
  dislike him I think like we've talked about it before I'm not as I don't like
• 1:08:33
  their version of Peter Parker as much as Sam ry's I think they made him a bit too
• 1:08:40
  cool he's not doesn't feel particularly nerdy to me he's just kind of like seems
• 1:08:44
  little jerky to me yeah he's just I don't know he it it's not not my
• 1:08:50
  Spider-Man but but I'd be quite surprised if they actually do change I
• 1:08:53
  think they will try and get G they will have Garfield for it maybe cuz if Sony
• 1:08:57
  are liting it back and they to me it would be they're thinking even though
• 1:09:01
  they're not releasing a movie it's still keeping Spiderman in the eye which is
• 1:09:04
  good for them so to me I think they'd want to have the same person playing it
• 1:09:09
  well and Avengers makes a [ __ ] ton of money yeah like Age of Ultron is going
• 1:09:15
  to make [ __ ] shitloads of money so
• 1:09:20
  yeah well not on paper um
• 1:09:24
  but but um yeah but it will so it'll be
• 1:09:29
  interesting to see yeah it's exciting yeah when's the next movie coming out
• 1:09:35
  comic book movie is it may may I think
• 1:09:38
  yeah so soon canot
• 1:09:43
  wait Luke you been watching any TV
• 1:09:49
  oh okay yes I may have caught 15 minutes of a show because I couldn't turn it off
• 1:09:55
  but I started watching it it's like watching a car crash you can't look away
• 1:10:00
  that's exactly what they want to hear yeah um there's a new show out
• 1:10:05
  called goggle box and the whole idea of
• 1:10:09
  it it's a show where you watch people watching
• 1:10:14
  television right that's it yeah look what is that
• 1:10:21
  sounds horribly boring and and I was assured it was one
• 1:10:27
  of those things that oh no no no it sounds crazy but just wait till you see
• 1:10:32
  it it's amazing is it what is it or is it
• 1:10:36
  stupid cuz it looks actually way for them to me it's stupid but for them it
• 1:10:43
  is a great way that they get to
• 1:10:46
  advertise other shows as well so because the first episode from what I watched it
• 1:10:51
  was people sitting down watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here all
• 1:10:57
  right and do they only watch shows that are on the same network as it I'm going
• 1:11:04
  to guess yes because they actually show parts of the show to go hey this is
• 1:11:09
  what's happening and then this is what people are saying when that's being
• 1:11:12
  shown so there's no way they're going to be showing Game of Thrones or anything
• 1:11:16
  it's a big ad so yeah that's kind of so what it's literally they get some people
• 1:11:23
  in and film them watching show and looks like it's going to be the same people
• 1:11:28
  every week and they've got like a
• 1:11:31
  family um a family a brother and
• 1:11:36
  sister just all demographics and they sitting there at home watch television
• 1:11:41
  and talk to each other so it's like that sounds that's the show it's like big
• 1:11:47
  brother if all they did is watch Telly and you're supposed to kind of get
• 1:11:51
  involved in the people and kind of go oh I really like what Susan says but I
• 1:11:56
  don't like what Mark says and that kind of thing is that people like this
• 1:12:01
  show I don't know if people like it but I think it's just the I think it's still
• 1:12:06
  going to do well because based on what it sounds terrible I don't even I still
• 1:12:11
  don't really understand like no no that you get to watch people watch television
• 1:12:17
  here's the thing I think what this proves to me I mean every when reality
• 1:12:20
  TV started really taking off like in the early 2000s I know it was around before
• 1:12:24
  then but when it started really taken off and everyone said oh well there goes
• 1:12:28
  TV like it's just lowest common denominator [ __ ] now um apparently at
• 1:12:33
  that point it was still doing okay but now I think it's officially lapsed
• 1:12:39
  into literally people will watch anything now [ __ ] hell they' yeah they're
• 1:12:45
  having I don't get this they have a reality show of I'm a celebrity and then
• 1:12:50
  they got a reality show of people watching I'm a celebrity oh it's kind of
• 1:12:53
  met isn't it I feel like one a question I did ask are any of these people
• 1:12:58
  celebrities yeah right I'm a celebrity get me out of here I don't want to watch
• 1:13:03
  I'm a celebrity get me out of here that's the new show that I'm pitching I
• 1:13:06
  did see five minutes of I'm a celebrity get me out of here I only recognized two
• 1:13:10
  people M Hughes is on there if anyone remembers cricket stars from the 80s um
• 1:13:16
  and um Mara Brady from The Brady Bunch
• 1:13:21
  is on there what yeah and everyone else I I I have no idea who you are no never
• 1:13:27
  heard of them all right goggle box so an
• 1:13:33
  Australian thing that's um that's every I'm a celebrity version that's out there
• 1:13:39
  yeah they've just got this is been on before because I've I've heard of that
• 1:13:43
  show before is this this is It's British it's a British show the AUST the first
• 1:13:46
  Australian one yeah I believe so yeah that's why it doesn't have any big
• 1:13:51
  celebrities on it well I I don't think British one did I I read that quite a
• 1:13:56
  few kind of possibly interesting Australian people were approached and
• 1:14:02
  turned it down wasn't Rose Burn was
• 1:14:05
  it I'm a celebrity get me out of Dave's
• 1:14:11
  basement so Shane War turned it down and if you're doing something that
• 1:14:17
  Shane War says I don't want to be associated with that then you
• 1:14:21
  know you've if Shane ju doesn't say yeah yeah you've got a problem that's right
• 1:14:27
  why would you want to watch Shane Warner TV show anyway Sophie Monk turned it
• 1:14:32
  down oh yeah and she'll she proved earlier last year that she'll do
• 1:14:36
  literally anything for cash yeah that one shocks me I thought that she would
• 1:14:40
  have said yes to it I'm talking to her putting her vagina in magazines not the
• 1:14:44
  ad she did with me oh I was going to say you got some uh behind the scenes
• 1:14:47
  stories have you hey who doing a bit of freelance work on
• 1:14:52
  the side yeah yeah no she's um what's that
• 1:15:00
  skip why are we're still on television we spoke about Stan a little
• 1:15:05
  while ago we're on the television yeah did you give it a try what we a few
• 1:15:12
  episode ago about St have you given Stan a try no no because my internet is still
• 1:15:18
  [ __ ] I get the ab uh yeah NBN not the ABN I've got an ABN I get the NBN
• 1:15:23
  tomorrow okay so uh I might try it I might wait for Netflix because I looked
• 1:15:28
  at a bunch of reviews and most people said Stan is fine I guess but it doesn't
• 1:15:32
  really have much content so wait for unfortun even Netflix isn't going to
• 1:15:37
  have a lot of its content till next year yeah it's got to get it all its licenses
• 1:15:44
  back right see the other thing is I don't watch a whole lot of TV so I feel like
• 1:15:50
  i' be getting I'll be getting it to try it and then I'll be like wow that works
• 1:15:53
  great and then I'll never watch it the thing I it's I like it because I can
• 1:15:57
  watch television the way I watch television is I binge watch right so
• 1:16:02
  I've actually gone back and I'm starting to watch
• 1:16:05
  Stargate right oh yeah from the start
• 1:16:10
  nice sg1 yep nice and then I think I'm thinking about even going back and
• 1:16:15
  theyve got Star Trek on there so I'm thinking about doing that as well oh the
• 1:16:19
  original series or next Generation original and next gen ah
• 1:16:25
  and I don't know if you guys were big into Breaking Bad no I never watched it
• 1:16:30
  oh I started to I didn't like it yeah I watched Breaking Bad well you know the
• 1:16:34
  better call soul I was dubious but I've seen a poster for it and literally just
• 1:16:39
  looking at a poster made me want to watch it Jesus no I just I kind of I was like
• 1:16:46
  ah shitty spin-off and then I saw the posted and I realized no that could be
• 1:16:50
  awesome because he kind of was a really rad character okay but obviously Matt if you
• 1:16:57
  didn't like Breaking Bad there' be literally no point you watching this
• 1:17:00
  everyone keeps saying uh give it another try don't give it another try and here's
• 1:17:04
  why the first two episodes except for one or two down the track are the best
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  so if you didn't like those don't watch it right you know that the first two
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  were really [ __ ] exciting so if you thought that was boring it will get
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  really boring for you down the
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  track all right yeah done yeah if I were you Matt I would just give yourself
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  permission to forget all about it well I haven't watched any of it and I
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  won't taking a stand yeah why I understand why Matt doesn't want
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  to watch it cuz he watched a bit of it and he didn't like it but you just
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  arbitrarily saying you're not going to watch it I just I just have a feeling I won't
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  like it no that's fair you probably won't fair enough to be honest there's
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  look I'm about say it's a bad show I'm not saying that other people shouldn't
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  watch it I just feel well you wouldn't know you would know it was a bad show
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  there's a lot of drama in it and and it's probably the kind of drama that
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  that I know gives you the shits so you're probably quite right in giving it a
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  Miss how many spaceships are there in it exactly very few yeah very few very few
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  very but there's some some uh there could be some in the background what did
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  when do the aliens arrive That season there's also no there's no Iron Man in this
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  um what there's no zombies I mean like so Tony Stark in it just he's Iron Man
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  is that what you mean that's right sit before Iron Man right right it's a
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  prequel yeah yeah some might say that's all for this week thank you for
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