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9 - Bathroom Wars (Should Luke move his stuff to the empty bathroom ?) · Arguing Ever After

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Hello and welcome to Arguing Ever After.
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I am Luke and this is my angelic wife, Amber.
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Hello. Together we are the Lord and
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Lady who lock horns. The count and Countess of
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contention. The Duke and Duchess of
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Disagreement. And the king and queen of
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quarrels. We have been together since
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making a mixtape on cassette was a sign of true love.
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We've argued about pretty much everything and we're still
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together and happy. In this entertainment only
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podcast, we will bicker about all things big and small and the
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audience gets the final say on who the winner is.
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We do not claim to be relationship experts by any
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means. We will debate lots of things,
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many of which are frequently submitted by our listeners, so
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if you have a topic you would like us to quarrel over before
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you do it at home, please send it to us at
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arguingeverafter@gmail.com. Perhaps this completely
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unscientific method of letting the masses decide who the winner
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is can help settle your fight before you even have it.
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And so here we are at episode number 99.
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Wow. In German, that's no.
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I was thinking the same thing. Nine.
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It's no way we've made it to 9. That's pretty awesome.
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It is awesome. Yeah, it's been pretty bonkers
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to think about the fact that we've been able to do this
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successfully for 9 weeks in a row.
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Plus the two bonus episodes that we've prerecorded for disasters.
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Right, right, +2 bonus episodes. And all of this during a very
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busy summer. We've we've been able to commit
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to something which is awesome. And our viewers have committed
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too. I mean, we've had a lot of
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repeat viewers, which is a lot of fun for us.
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And we said last time we're going to continue shouting out a
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couple places. And our two new states are
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California 'cause they know how to party.
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They do know how to party in California.
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Yeah, and Rhode Island, because they want to get in on the fun,
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too. We've got the literally maybe
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they're not the biggest. It's the tallest state and the
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smallest state. Pretty fantastic I accepting
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Alaska. I think Alaska's bigger.
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But California's super tall. Yeah, Yeah.
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Well. So I mean, that's totally
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amazing to us that there's people across the country.
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Are we at 20 yet? What's?
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I don't know. I can't count that.
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Hat that's a lot of numbers. We're gonna be in trouble.
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I don't think we're at 20. We're getting close though.
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I feel like that looks like maybe 17 or 18 on.
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The well, we're, I mean, we're coast to coast now.
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That's true. I mean we have been.
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But now we're really like that's locked in, locked in and and
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North and South. What's the South do we have like
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Florida? Oh, look at that.
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Can you get more South in? Florida.
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Is Texas more South in Florida? From Canada to the Gulf and from
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the Atlantic to the Pacific, What's?
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Up. I think we're nationwide.
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Yeah. And of course, we still have
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some worldwide listeners too. So, and in an exciting
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announcement of our local Quasi fame, our collaboration with the
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wonderful local band Quirky, who has provided with our theme
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music, has invited us to be the opener for their next live show.
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Does that mean we're a band? I think it doesn't mean we're a
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band, but we're going to be in front of people who like bands,
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so that could either go really well or really terribly.
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I know I'm excited for this opportunity to see how our show
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is live. I mean, as you've picked up, if
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you're in the ninth episode, it's not like we do that much
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editing. So I feel like we'll be able to
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wing this no problem now. Well we pretty much are at like
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0 research and 0 editing so far. Yeah, yeah.
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And we were. And we were invited to do this
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show. So that's going to be on, what
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is that, September 13th? At the white square.
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At 9:00 PM, get into it. You're a local and you want to
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come see this magic in person live, which I'm sure is going to
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be just amazing. Yeah, Come on down.
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Let us know you're coming. Say something on social media.
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Send us a message. Yeah, we'd love to see at least
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two people there. That would be good.
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That would be larger than our current viewing audience.
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It really would be. We don't have a live viewing
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audience right now. We're at 0.
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Every once in a while, the dog wants to join.
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Well, every time The dog wants to join, but he also would like
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to be right here. Yeah, in this area and mostly
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just on top of her face. And we didn't try, but his pant
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thing is too loud. It makes it not fun.
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Although he's way cuter. Yeah, we don't have a way of
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silencing him. He gets very.
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Which is probably good because he's he's a fun dog.
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He is very fun, but I don't know anyhow, so if you, if you're
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bored or if you're really excited to see if this works
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live, yeah, it could be our one and only show.
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Could be it could be the beginning of something.
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Or if you want to just see here. Wait, great local music that's
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just show up a little earlier just to try it out?
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And then much like we comment on the podcast, if you're like,
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these guys are lame, that's fine.
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At least you showed up. Yeah, and you'll get a live show
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of good music after us just talking for a little bit.
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So I don't know it's worth the shot.
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It is. So we would love to see a couple
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people there. Yes, we're totally excited.
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Yeah, yeah. But just one more thing to add
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into, you know, all of the things that have added that have
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made our lives busy and full is great ways for us, you know,
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full about us, not just our child having a full life and us
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just, you know. Being an accessory.
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Yeah, being an accessory and I was going to say kind of
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drudging to work every day, but I love my job, so it's not quite
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that. I know it's I, you know.
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She actually does. I do.
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I have a really awesome career which I won't talk about at all
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on this podcast, so. So do I Just side note and I
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might talk about it at some point.
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It would make sense for you to talk about you.
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Maybe I could get them to. They're never going to.
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It doesn't make any sense to sponsor us.
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We get, we get like actually famous then.
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They would. They would jump on board real
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quick. Like hey.
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Yeah, I don't know what my work would do if I were to get
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actually famous. They.
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Probably. Want to shut it down and say.
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Oh man. Stay where you are.
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No I don't think they would. My my work is pretty awesome and
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supportive so However I was just at a work trip recently.
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Oh yes, you were. And that it rare.
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It's very rare for me to leave home ever.
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And then it's even more rare for me to leave home on a work trip
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that is overnight. It's It's interesting to see how
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the household works without me and.
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It's much easier now that our child is a teenager.
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Yeah. Much easier.
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Yeah, when, when I got home after being gone for a few days,
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it was evident that the dog missed me.
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I mean, I'm because #1 almost 24 hours a day.
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So when I came home, my pillow was completely Askew.
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But apparently I thought it was the dog who had moved the
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pillow. But it was it was my daughter
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which was touching and she. Took your pillow?
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I don't want to embarrass her, but.
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It was, and the dog. For what it's worth, while he
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did miss you terribly, no joke, he also really liked your spot
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in the bed. Yeah, he was like, oh, I can
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just stretch out all my arms and legs here.
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Yeah, I mean, he'll do that if if I'm in bed though, too, or if
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I'm home. He has this thing of like trying
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to beat me into my spot. It's this fun game for him.
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But he's also, well, a very nice, sweet, cute dog, a little
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stubborn and moving out of the way for me to get into the bed
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is not not that. Easy not having it.
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No, he wants to be where we are. So the thing that I wanted to
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kind of talk about though today and while I was on this
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convention was having all of my own space and how much.
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Space did you have Here it was. Huge.
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I don't even want to brag, but it was a lot of space and the
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thing that was super amazing was having the bathroom completely
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to myself. And within the space of having
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the bathroom completely to myself, they have like a lot of
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hotels, the double sink, you know, or the, you know, the his
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and hers sink. And I had a wet sink and a dry
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thing. And I was telling Luke this on
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the phone and he's like, what is a dry sink?
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Yeah. What does that even mean?
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Because it's literally it's made for water.
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Why? What's a What is a dry sink?
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Please tell the tell the audience who doesn't have a clue
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what you're. Talking.
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I mean, it's just a sink that you don't turn on and things can
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fall into, and it's not the end of the world.
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So like what items do you place around the dry sink versus the
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wet sink? For me personally, yeah, it's my
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makeup that was around the dry sink.
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Because if you wear makeup which you don't but I do not did, you
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would know that you don't want to mix it with water, any of
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your brushes or anything like that, OK?
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It's really important to keep those things dry.
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Like, how often do you accidentally drop a brush into
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the wet sink at home? Is that a thing that happens?
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Oh, that's a face. So more often than I'd want to,
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OK, I don't want to drop a brush ever in that unless I'm cleaning
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it. So there's that if.
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You're clean the brushes. Well, yeah, I don't.
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Know anything about makeup that sounds?
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Crazy you have to clean the brushes.
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That probably gross if you didn't.
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I mean you're putting it on your face.
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Is it like paint? Much like paint, you have to
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clean it off when you're done. Well, you should, I mean,
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otherwise you're going to get. Do you use makeup remover on the
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brush? Like 'cause you are thinner on a
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paintbrush. There is like a brush I guess
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shampoo products that you can use in there.
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I just thought of something funny when I said you can use
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paint remover for a paintbrush and we're talking about makeup.
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I thought of Death Becomes Her, the movie that's.
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A great movie. That's a great movie.
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Just spray paint your skin tone right on it because you're dead.
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Yeah, yeah. And you're not going to actually
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regenerate, but you are dead and you can live forever and look
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young forever. Somehow that magic does not
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create like a regenerating body. I I love that movie that.
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That was a great premise. For I think that's my favorite
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Goldie Hawn movie, OK, and probably Bruce Willis movie.
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And I know I'm gonna get a lot of heat for that because he's he
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was in a lot. He was in a lot.
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Is was was. OK.
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But of course, Meryl Streep, I mean.
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Yeah, the legendary Meryl Streep.
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I don't even know where she began, but for me, that's where
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she began, OK? I'm sure.
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I don't know either. I'm sure it was before that,
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yeah. Yeah, I mean, just that was a
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that was a movie. So if you haven't seen it, go
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see it. I feel like a lot of our
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audience has they. Could go see that movie anymore.
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You probably got to just find it on your home television.
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Yeah, you probably do. But they made it into a musical
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production. They did.
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Yeah, yeah. And if it ever hits our state, I
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would love to go and maybe they would sponsor a ticket not to
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future. Potential sponsor the touring
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Broadway musical. Of death becomes her Yeah, yeah,
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I I don't even. I would love to hear the musical
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numbers and I know I could probably just Google it, but I'm
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not gonna be that. That sounds like a lot of extra
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work. I wouldn't do so, but just.
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I don't want to give spoilers away because what if people
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haven't? It's literally like 20 years
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old. I think at this point it's OK.
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I know, but some of our younger audience might not have seen it
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yet. But I don't think that the
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spoilers bother the young kids as much or the young adults as
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much. I feel like they like a spoiler
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and they're like oh that sounds cool I'll watch it.
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That's a good question. And let's see if does the
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younger audience and what is younger to you?
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By oof, I don't actually know the answer sub 25.
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OK, there's a one group that we have not hit in the.
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Or demographics we're talking about now we're coast to coast,
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north to South. Yeah, we've got zero to 10 or
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something. We've got.
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This is the they give us metrics on the on the Spotify creators
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thing where like it says the demographics.
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So we've got like up to there's one that's like 60 plus or 65
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plus or something they represent and then there's like a zero to
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17 or. 17 Yep. And we've got folks in there.
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Yep. What we're missing is from 23 to
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27. That's a short little gap.
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It's a very powerful gap in, I don't know because they have not
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watched or listen. Why does a four year gap of
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people get their own category? I don't know.
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However, if you know someone in that age gap, yeah, please share
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this with them. Especially if they're thinking
14:03
about getting married because. And tell them they should do
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something nice for the elderly and that would be watching our
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show. We're the elderly in.
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This, I mean, for them, yeah, he was just.
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Offended all the elderly? No, he didn't.
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Oh, OK. How did I offend the?
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Elderly. I know you got real high pitched
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just now so I. Don't think I did.
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You might not have. If I was older, I would love to
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be grouped in with the younger group.
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Maybe, maybe everybody care because.
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You know, we'll say from what I've witnessed of the elderly,
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and by that I mean for the most part our parents, they don't,
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they don't seem as easily offended.
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I, I think it depends. But you know what?
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Again, again, we're not starting an age war.
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That's true. That's how that is way too
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controversial for our show in my opinion.
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Well, none of them are as old as Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep
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were in that movie when they spray painted their makeup and
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their bodies. Still young, but none of them
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were as old as the woman who gave them the formula.
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She was. She was ancient.
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She was ancient and gorgeous. What's that?
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What's her name? Isabel.
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What's? What's her?
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Name. You're going to say a name and
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it's the face disease where you think.
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Isabel Rossellini is that? No, probably not, but that's a
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person. I think.
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Just so you all know, I don't know if we've said this before
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and it needs to be said, Amber will randomly remember a person
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who's an actor or actress, remember that random person's
15:28
name, and then just assume it's a like a multiple set of people
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that looks sort of like, like, oh, is she pale in complexion,
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has dark hair and is, you know, movie star level attractive And
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between the ages of 35 and 50, it's these seven people and
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they're all this. She would probably throw that
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name. Yeah, 'cause that could be, I
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think. I got 1 and I set her.
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That's just the one. Yeah, OK.
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But I mean, if you were going not pale, I'm sure I have like 3
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then. OK, so you know four people.
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Yes. But you're gonna think it's 20
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people is my point. There's that other one.
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She was also kind of pale, and she was in maybe Robin Hood.
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Also gorgeous, that English actress.
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Let's get a name going because I'm excited.
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I'm not, I have no idea her name.
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Yeah, but she was in a lot of things for a little while now.
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Which Robin Hood? Because there's been about 12.
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No the the 1 Prince of Thieves. OK.
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That's the one with Kevin Cosman.
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Yeah, yeah. And Morgan Freeman, yes, and
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that one English lady. There was 2 though.
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No, Well, I mean. You're talking about the one
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that was Maid Marian? Yeah, OK.
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I don't know who that was. I I think it's the woman.
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Is it the same person from The Princess Bride?
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No Robin, right? Oh, you're right.
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That's a different person. I know she had curly hair, the
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one you're talking about in the movie.
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I don't know if that was movie or natural, but.
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Yeah, she was in a lot of things during that period.
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So I don't know. There's someone out there who
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knows the answer, and there's probably someone out there who's
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Googling the answer. And either way, it won't matter
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because I won't remember her name when I think of another
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movie she was in. You got to stop saying the G
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word because we might spark off a bunch of random searches
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around the house. Yeah, OK.
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I'm I didn't know what T word I. Said keep it safe.
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People, that's fine. It can certainly do.
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It should do more. It should work.
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I mean, my gosh. But it doesn't all the time.
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Wouldn't it be nice if it did? I don't know.
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Anyhow, that has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
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That's true. We were talking about beautiful
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women and makeup. We were we were talking about
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beautiful women and makeup. So anyhow, so my brushes like I
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was saying they stayed dry. OK, because she had a dry sink.
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Because I had AI mean really honest.
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I want this to be a thing so bad.
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Like if you're, let's say you go to a makeup studio or a salon,
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whatever they would call that. Does the artist have like
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literally a dry sink? This was just something I
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made-up. I honestly wish that there was
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instead of the two sinks. OK, I wish the whole thing would
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have been. Just one sink.
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But but a really long countertop.
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Massively long top. Yes, yes, OK.
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But they do. It's nice that hotels will
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sometimes put in two sinks so that you have, you know, I have
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my spot and you would know you have your spot and you don't mix
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spots. Well, first of all, you do,
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because I don't have a spot even in a hotel that has a long large
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countertop. You do have a spot.
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OK, I've been in the hotel. Yeah, you have a spot.
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I have a spot it. Just moves around because it's
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in the way. But you shouldn't move it
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around, it should. No, my stuff moves around.
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I don't move it around. Oh, that's OK.
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It's. Being moved.
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OK, because you put it everywhere that's not true.
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And you say this space is mine and this space is mine and this
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space is mine and this space is mine.
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It's. Not true and very organized.
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You're not at all. You think you are well, but you
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like to like I say, OK, here's my spot and I put my stuff there
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and then you're like great, but I'm also going to put my stuff
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there. So that's probably why your
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stuff moves, because. Cuz I put it in your spot.
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You encroached my space. Yeah I see.
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So I was supposed to use the other, the non existent part.
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No, there this check it exists. It exists is the point.
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OK, there's like it it. I do have more stuff, I mean,
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I'll give you that. I I do, there's a lot more that
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goes into making the space. Yeah, this, this space over
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here. It just needs some stuff to
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shave it every once. In a while.
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And your shaving stuff's pretty big.
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Well, your razor. Your the size of a normal razor.
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I know, but then your big old like shaving cream.
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Shaving cream, your trimmer, your I don't always beard oil,
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your brush, your beard brush. Just a lot.
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I don't usually bring all that stuff with.
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I feel like it's always there, Your Cologne, your.
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Are you gonna always bring that? You do free, you do most of the
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time your deodorant. So you have your items are all
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bigger like my stuff tiny and fixing a little bag and then I
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have another bag that's larger. Which has stuff like oh, hair
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dryer that's. Why I put my hair dryer in
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there, I don't know. That's a separate item.
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Depends on the vacation. You know it will never go into
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the bag. You're talking about my little
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black travel bag that has. Oh no, I just been in general
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sometimes. Yeah, I honestly, I prefer
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having my own hair dryer because the hair dryers in hotel rooms
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are very low wattage. Yeah, which I'm sure is great
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for them to save electricity and I'm sure they're really
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inexpensive and my hair dryer is not an expensive hair dryer.
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However, I don't want to be taking twice as long to dry my
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hair on vacation as I would at home and they're not that big.
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So I and anytime I have not brought a hair dryer, it's been,
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it's been when they don't have a hair dryer in that room for
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whatever reason. And you know, it'll be like, or
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it won't work and you don't necessarily realize it's not
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working until you go to dry your hair And you're like, great.
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Now I have to wait until someone comes, which again, sounds like
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a boozy problem, but but with certain haircuts you need to be
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able to style in the time frame of what to dry that you need to
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be able to style. OK, There's no air drying this
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hair, no. Not I mean it can, I've seen it.
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And I know it gets a. Little WAVY.
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A little I yeah, I don't know, I I, I definitely prefer to just
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dry it right away. So anyhow, that's why I always
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wear a hair dryer, because then I know it's gonna work for me
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and. Friends there.
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It also just happens to be larger than my stuff, which is
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fine. Yeah, I mean, yeah, but I can
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come off the counter. That's the thing.
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I can bring stuff off the counter and put it elsewhere.
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But you never knew. You just leave it there.
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I'm like, oh, I realize that I'm in your space, so I need to move
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this or my straightener. I realize that I'm in your
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space, so I need to move this. You're making yourself sound
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like you're just so chivalrous. I mean, I when you're sharing
22:27
space in a hotel room and you have no other choices, Yeah.
22:32
Plus we have a whole third person in our household that's
22:35
sharing the same bathroom. Let's not bring her into this
22:37
just yet. I just want to point out that
22:40
what you believe you do and what you actually do are two very
22:43
different things. So I think you're I'm.
22:47
Going to start taking pictures just for evidence to be like
22:50
look what you did. But please do no problem because
22:54
then I'll take pictures as I. Actually thought about taking
22:56
pictures this week while we were leading up to this episode to
22:59
point out how much real estate you occupy.
23:03
I know, I know. I'm not saying I don't.
23:07
That's the thing. I'm not saying I don't occupy a
23:10
lot of real estate. I've I maybe, maybe I did in the
23:14
beginning. I might have said, but you also
23:15
do. That's not true.
23:18
You do. I have no commerce space except
23:20
for it all goes back in the in the cupboard.
23:23
Yeah, mine does. Nope.
23:25
No, no it doesn't. But.
23:27
A lot of it does. OK, but most of it doesn't.
23:31
No. I would.
23:32
Actually tell you that if you think most of it doesn't.
23:35
You know, you do have that bowl like apothecary below the sink.
23:39
I kind of forget about that and it's.
23:41
Full. It's full.
23:42
It's. Full.
23:43
And it's not just full of you have that and there's lots of
23:46
things. You have the the counter top.
23:48
It is like all love your bathroom or personal care items.
23:52
So yes, I mean it is certainly full.
23:56
Yeah. But but it's in there, so it's.
24:00
So my counter space occupying zone is like, these are the
24:05
things that I don't put away. I could, but I don't.
24:08
I feel like everyone leaves out their toothbrush and toothpaste.
24:12
Pretty much everywhere you go, you see that.
24:15
So toothbrush, toothpaste, there's a I have a little like a
24:19
nasal spray thing. The the allergy, I can't
24:22
remember what it's called a little.
24:24
There you go. It's a little.
24:25
Sponsor us? Just kidding.
24:26
Not necessary. It's a little, just a little
24:29
tiny little squirt bottle. So toothbrush, toothpaste,
24:35
squirt, bottle, mouthwash, and then there's like a little cup
24:39
for water. There's also a machine that like
24:42
cleans out your braces. That's for our kids retainer.
24:47
Also you. No, no, that's not fair.
24:50
So. Do you not use it?
24:53
Sometimes I actually don't frequently use it OK.
24:57
But you use it. So for those audio only
25:02
listeners, just to clarify, I have currently I'm on like way
25:06
too long a year and a half or something.
25:08
I have Invisalign and you rotate those like every week.
25:12
So you don't really like you clean them daily, but you don't
25:15
have to do like the ultrasonic deep clean unless you have it
25:19
for a like a longer span of time.
25:22
So that's happened a few times where they like have to
25:24
resituate the the braces or whatever and they print a new
25:28
design thing for your teeth. So it takes like a month or two
25:32
for them to do that. Those are the times typically
25:35
when I'll use the cleaner. I was just gonna say even the
25:38
video audience is not gonna notice they have Invisalign.
25:41
Well, that's fair. So and.
25:44
I don't wear them during the podcast cuz it makes my s s
25:48
sound a little different. Interesting.
25:50
I didn't. Felt I did not.
25:53
For the most part, I don't care, But I care about you, listener.
25:56
You. You one singular listener
25:59
somewhere out there. Yeah, I was not annoyed by the
26:02
SSII get annoyed when I go through and I hear certain
26:06
sounds. So hopefully we clear up most of
26:08
those things before you get to them, but.
26:10
Yeah, now we've figured out a little better our audio editing.
26:14
Yeah, we keep getting a little slightly better, I think.
26:19
Yeah, maybe by like episode 50, we'll sound like we know what
26:22
we're doing. That's a lot of pressure 50.
26:25
Well, it's going to take us. I mean we've.
26:27
Already done 9 episodes. That's why I said 50, because I
26:31
feel like it's taken us this long and we feel like we're kind
26:34
of getting there. Yeah.
26:36
Yeah. So, you know, yeah.
26:38
I think you're true on. That slow but steady progress.
26:41
Yeah. Anyway, so back to my counter
26:43
space. I feel like I could, I covered
26:45
the whole thing, which like if you put, I don't know, the space
26:50
of two hands together, that's about what I take up constantly
26:54
on a countertop. So that's maybe, is it a square
26:57
foot potentially? I don't know if it's that big,
27:00
12 by 12, it's probably not that big.
27:02
It's probably more like 6 by 10 of stuff in just the one
27:07
bathroom which I share with our child.
27:12
I wish that I would have measured my space because I feel
27:17
like that's the space that I take up in the other bathroom
27:23
because I'm I'm pretty sure that it's just a tiny little corner.
27:27
It all fits into the. Corner Well, I just described
27:29
the items, so let's just do an item review.
27:31
So mouthwash, you have that check it's on a counter.
27:34
Toothbrush. Yep.
27:35
Toothpaste. Yep, a cup.
27:37
Yes. Nasal spray you don't have.
27:39
That I do OK, no, but I don't, I don't think I'll leave it on the
27:42
counter. You also have a little counter
27:44
caddy back corner triangle. Which the toothbrush and
27:49
toothpaste and cup are all that's fine.
27:51
That's fine. I'm just, OK, so they're all on
27:53
that little and that's probably, that's probably like 6 by 6, but
27:57
it's in a triangle. So yeah, there's more
27:59
measurements. And then on the other side of
28:01
the sink is where you have like the mouthwash and some sort of
28:05
cream. Those always live there.
28:07
And then there's a whole row from the left sink handle to the
28:12
end of the countertop that doesn't stay up against the
28:15
wall. So it's got some some motion of
28:18
like another 12 to 1512 jars. OK, 6 to 10.
28:27
No. Oh, for sure.
28:28
Gosh, we should have counted. No, I'm counting in my head.
28:32
I have two day frames. Why don't you count for?
28:35
2. Because I got more frames,
28:37
there's the comb. The comb is always out and
28:42
there's some other thing that I can't remember that's not one of
28:44
your one of your many jars. I think it's 6 do.
28:48
You have 6 jars. Yes.
28:50
Plus the foot green, plus the mouthwash, plus the corner
28:53
caddy. That's about 6 inches, yes, plus
28:56
a comb. Yes.
28:57
There's no more space left on the counter top.
29:01
Well, it is a small thing, I'll give you this.
29:03
It's a small. Bathroom, but it that's true.
29:05
It's fully occupied though, just that.
29:08
Yes. And then you have the
29:10
apothecary. Underneath cuz it's being not
29:12
all fit on which. Is like, I bet it's like a foot
29:14
wide by like maybe 3 drawers, 2 feet tall, 2 to 3 feet tall,
29:20
something like that. It's. 3 drawers.
29:22
That's under the and then I learned the other day cuz I left
29:24
my head shaver on the bedside table, which is just outside of
29:30
our master. That's that's a word for sure
29:34
our. Owners.
29:36
Owners suite, Suite bathroom. Yeah, there's like a table right
29:43
outside the bathroom. Doing my night stand.
29:45
Her night stand, do you hear that?
29:47
I forgot my shaver there because I was in a hurry and then when I
29:50
got home that day it was moved into the bathroom, which is not
29:55
the one that you have claimed as your own.
29:58
I'm not. So I just felt personally
30:01
affronted. You were like, get your stuff
30:03
off of my stuff. Yes, because I have like, OK, so
30:08
as far as night stands, like you have a whole another night
30:11
stand, you could have put stuff on, you have a huge dresser, you
30:14
could have put your stuff on, but you chose to put it on
30:16
Myspace, which is actually ends up being my additional counter
30:19
space when I'm getting ready there it is because there's not
30:22
enough space on the camera for. Everything that I think to.
30:25
Do because remember what I said earlier, I was talking about a
30:28
dry sink. That's true.
30:30
So I we don't. Have a dry sink.
30:32
We don't have a dry sink, so I put my makeup brushes and things
30:35
like that off on the counter or, sorry, on my night stand.
30:39
And why not? So that it stays dry, of course.
30:42
Yeah. Because otherwise I'd run stuff
30:43
and have to buy new stuff. And we're not trying.
30:45
I mean like how? Big's our sink.
30:47
I don't know it's sink size normal. 22 by two by two by
30:51
three, two by three, 3 by 4. I feel like you're making it
30:55
much bigger than it is. 2 feet's not that big.
30:59
I don't know this one. I bet it's two by three.
31:03
I have no idea. So that area, the wet area, and
31:07
then on the side you have another little section.
31:10
Yeah. OK.
31:12
Mm. Hmm.
31:12
Cool. Yeah.
31:13
I don't see the problem with that.
31:15
I know. I mean, here's the thing, like I
31:19
said, I when I get ready to go out of the house or at night,
31:25
like there's, there's a lot more steps I take.
31:29
That's true, and I have commented unendlessly about your
31:34
face. Yes, last week you said my skin
31:37
was shiny. And you, you.
31:39
Yeah, So there's. Oh, and then you told me that
31:41
the correct terminology was Dewey.
31:43
Oh, well, yeah. And I don't know if this has
31:46
always been the thing, but shiny is too shiny.
31:48
Shiny is too. Shiny as an adjective.
31:50
Yeah, for skin you don't want to have.
31:52
Shiny. I just don't have a lot of
31:53
adjectives for the description of someone else's skin, so I
31:56
went with shiny because it was shiny, but Dewey is the correct
32:00
mixture. I would rather.
32:02
Moisture and not moisture. Not too moist, yeah, not like,
32:06
see shiny to me, like feels greasy.
32:09
OK, so like. Sweaty.
32:11
Well, that would be. That's their level.
32:14
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel sweaty.
32:17
You work out. I do work out.
32:18
I haven't at all this week. So I feel really, I'm really
32:21
feeling it. That's OK.
32:23
I was at the convention. I could have while I was there,
32:26
but they had like a it was a really small aerobic room.
32:30
I don't even know why they say that they have when you have
32:33
like 2 treadmills and they have. To have it, it's like a thing
32:36
now, every place has to have it. I I really do appreciate when
32:39
places have it, but I appreciate it when they have it and like
32:42
then they have water nearby. This had a lake outside but
32:47
there is no water nearby. So if you were to get thirsty,
32:51
you better have brought your own water and not need a refill.
32:54
Like just suffer. I can't, I can't work out
32:57
without water. I don't know.
33:00
So anyhow, with the back to what we were again talking about,
33:05
it's really easy sometimes to get me off track.
33:07
And I'm sure you all have learned that by now.
33:10
But back to what we were talking about with the sinks.
33:13
And you're complaining about the space?
33:17
We actually have two other sinks in the house.
33:21
We've talked about one of them. Yeah, one of them is the one.
33:23
This is the one I share with our daughter which you all would
33:29
like me to not share. I mean.
33:32
Because feels a little ridiculous.
33:33
The reality is, there's a third bathroom.
33:38
But here's the thing. OK, so in the in the main, main
33:44
bathroom, is that what it's called?
33:45
It's so on our our house is a split level house and the main
33:50
floor has like the living room, the dining room, the kitchen,
33:53
the sun room, kids bedroom, master.
33:57
They don't need a whole blueprint of our house.
33:59
Well, it's not the end of the world and I'm almost there.
34:01
So then you get master bedroom, master bedroom, master bathroom,
34:04
and then we have the main bathroom and owner suite and
34:09
then the the main bathroom has a really big sink countertop.
34:13
Like it's probably like. Yeah, that's. 5 or 6, No, it's
34:17
not 6 feet. It's probably like 5 feet by
34:19
three feet. Like it's pretty large.
34:21
It's. Very.
34:21
Large that's where I leave my my nightly dental and morning stuff
34:26
with the teeth and the whatever. And then in there we have the
34:32
machine that you thought was mine.
34:33
That's actually for our child. That's why we bought it for her
34:36
retainer. And then she has a, she has like
34:39
a little water flosser. We actually kind of share that
34:42
with two different heads and anyway, and then she also has
34:46
like a little caddy, hers a little larger than yours.
34:48
I think it's like maybe it's like a 6 by 12.
34:53
OK. Well, but it's important because
34:55
we're talking about bathroom space.
34:58
And then for the most part, the rest of it's sort of an
35:00
unoccupied space, which is nice because you can spread out your
35:04
stuff. Like in the morning when I shave
35:07
either my head or my, I was gonna say face, but it's really,
35:13
I have a beard. So I shave my cheeks above my
35:16
beard and my neck below my beard.
35:20
But so that's I can easily put like my little shaver and the
35:24
shaving cream and the razor and the aftershave for that event.
35:29
And then I put it away when I'm done.
35:31
Yeah, except the one time when you had to move it and it's.
35:36
Been more than once. And typically most of the time
35:40
my schedule and our kids schedule don't mix except coming
35:45
up school starting in a week and it's going to maybe be a
35:48
problem. So I might have to get up really
35:51
early. The reason I have this issue
35:52
with the whole claim of of air quotes we have a third sync is
35:57
it's just a sync. There's no vanity.
36:01
So like there's a toilet next to it and I don't want to put
36:05
really my face stuff on a toilet even though it's clean.
36:08
It's just feels wrong. And then and then there's the
36:12
sink, which has like just enough space on the sides for like a
36:16
bar of soap. That's it.
36:19
So since in a perfect world, you would have your own bathroom,
36:25
which is technically supposed to be ours by definition, but it is
36:28
a tiny sink. And then we have the big sink
36:32
that I share. And the reason I like sharing
36:33
that is because it's on the same level as everything else in our
36:37
house. So our bedroom, the whatever,
36:40
it's like, you know, you're getting ready in the morning.
36:42
You don't want to go up a floor, down a floor, up a floor, down a
36:44
floor. Like I'd be doing stair workouts
36:46
just to get ready for work. Well, if you're efficient, you
36:49
wouldn't. Anyway, I'm.
36:52
So, OK, I don't. I think the reality is that for
37:00
myself and our daughter is we need more time in the bathroom.
37:04
That's true. And where we come into problems
37:09
is that everybody wants to get ready at the same time.
37:14
And sometimes it's logical and sometimes it's not.
37:19
And, and where we have problems is when it is logical that
37:23
everybody's getting ready at the same time, which is like 9
37:26
months out of the year because I have to work before anyone is
37:31
out of the house. So I have to get ready and I, I
37:36
certainly, yes, could I wake up earlier, but I wake up really
37:40
flipping early. And if I wake up any earlier, I
37:43
would need to go to bed at like 8:00 at night.
37:45
And that's just not realistic. Our child also has a bus time
37:49
that she has to get to. And as she's gotten older, she
37:52
cares more about her parents. It's not like some when she was
37:56
eight, it was a hair brush if we were lucky, and brush your teeth
38:00
and out the door. But no, she's a teenager.
38:02
She wants to do her hair, she wants to do her makeup, and she
38:06
needs like quite a bit longer in the bathroom than either you or
38:10
I 'cause I don't. I mean, I care about what I look
38:14
like, but I don't care at the level of a teenager caring what
38:17
they look like, 'cause. And you're a, you're a skilled
38:22
veteran of your own situation. I'm.
38:24
Going to tell you, right? Well yes, but our kid is way
38:27
better doing makeup than I have ever.
38:29
I didn't mean like makeup skill, I mean like you've done it so
38:32
many times that you could do it faster than her.
38:34
Right, but the person who takes the least amount of time and
38:38
also likes to wait to the last minute and then get upset that
38:42
other people are in their way is you.
38:46
Me. You get upset that other people
38:49
are using the bathrooms and you bounce between our bathroom.
38:56
You just almost said my bathroom.
38:57
I. Sure almost did our bathroom and
39:00
interrupting both of our flows of getting ready again, knowing
39:06
it takes us longer. So when you come into one of
39:10
those bathrooms, you're hard stop on whatever we're doing
39:14
because you're like I need the whole sink.
39:16
Luke spreads out not just his stuff, but his body like he's
39:21
like I need a wingspan of 6 feet to be able to shave myself so no
39:26
one can share. And the other thing is to
39:29
everything you're doing is wet, adding water.
39:33
That's true again. For me, no dry sink.
39:35
No dry sink. That becomes a problem for our
39:38
daughter. No dry sink.
39:41
So really, Luke, let me ask you a question.
39:46
Caught me off guard and now the moment you have all been waiting
39:49
for in this corner claiming to weigh in at 195 lbs.
39:56
A 135 lbs. You're paying attention.
39:59
That's what I weigh, just in case anyone's wondering.
40:02
And got some serious stank eye looking at me right now is
40:09
Amber. And the current record is a
40:15
little, a little in the Gray area.
40:17
So well, because the votes are still open.
40:21
So right now from the last episode, which is whether or not
40:24
I should get capris for men, we're tight, no?
40:31
So oh, in that episode, yeah, OK.
40:35
So currently the tally is what? I have 4 losses and three wins.
40:42
That's less than, so I'm winning more.
40:45
Yeah. This could could work out,
40:49
except I feel like this one is not going to go so well for me.
40:54
And in this corner we have Luke, who also has said that he's
40:58
weighing in at 195 lbs. 185. You are sporting this glorious
41:03
red beard that apparently takes a lot of work, a lot of product,
41:09
and I think if you're going to want to keep it, you're going to
41:13
need some help today. Let's just start right on that
41:17
beard topic for a second. First of all, right now it is
41:20
long. It is really long.
41:22
It needs, I don't. Like trimming it because it
41:23
takes so long and it's anyway any, any guy with a beard out
41:27
there knows what I'm talking about.
41:28
If you got a full beard and you got to trim it, it's like it's a
41:33
whole process and it's like there's all kind of little with
41:38
the buzzer thing, little hair cut.
41:40
Hairs that go everywhere I. Clean it up.
41:43
I mean, I will tell you as the main cleaner in this household.
41:48
OK, well I it's it's a whole situation.
41:51
I lay out like a bunch of paper towels to catch the hair and
41:55
then when I'm done I throw it away in the garbage and wipe off
41:59
this. Anyway, this beard does take a
42:02
little work, but it's all the hair I got because Mother Nature
42:06
turned on me. OK, OK.
42:09
A. Little hair on the top of my
42:11
head anymore. So I just said, you know what,
42:13
I'm going to shave it off. So I shaved my head as well.
42:16
OK. Hey, I had a question for you
42:19
and I think you forgot. I didn't.
42:22
You're delaying the question. OK, fine.
42:24
You can get official. Let's get official.
42:26
Here we go. So given everything you know
42:30
about everybody, not just yourself, but everybody's issues
42:36
with timing in the morning, would you please and could you
42:45
please just do your morning stuff in the third bathroom?
42:55
Because you aren't just taking one, you're taking two every
43:04
morning. OK, I will officially answer the
43:08
question no and let me explain why.
43:13
So first of all to that to the I take 2 bathrooms.
43:17
Every morning. It's not true.
43:20
I go where I can, that's what, except for the third bathroom.
43:24
And the reason for that is when it's whatever time it is, 6/30,
43:28
7:00 in the morning, and I'm trying to shave my head and, you
43:33
know, bounce around and take a shower.
43:35
A lot of times I can't go in one or the other bathroom.
43:39
I have I have showered and shaved in the downstairs
43:42
bathroom. Yeah, I have, but only when I
43:45
have to for a couple reasons. The downstairs is always colder.
43:52
And when you don't have hair on your head, it's real noticeable.
43:56
So I get really cold if I have to come downstairs.
44:02
That's one of the reasons. Another reason is if if I didn't
44:08
have to share space like or if it was more.
44:13
I feel like I just don't understand why I need to have
44:16
the sink that doesn't have a countertop.
44:18
Like if we had a countertop downstairs, I mean I would still
44:23
dislike it because it's a whole nother flight of stairs away and
44:27
I don't want to walk a bunch of stairs in the morning.
44:29
Like I'm not active yet at 7:00 AM.
44:32
Sometimes I do work out in the morning and that's a whole
44:34
different thing. But regardless, I don't want to
44:36
like come downstairs to go to the other bathroom which doesn't
44:39
have anywhere to put my stuff. It does though.
44:42
But it doesn't. It does.
44:43
There's a whole cabinet. Well, you try it, OK?
44:46
You're not ready. No, no, no, no.
44:49
That's the problem is remember how I space Delilah needs?
44:54
Space Delilah. That's what I'm saying.
44:56
I need space too. But like at the exact moment
45:00
you're using one item, and like I said, there is a cabinet
45:04
directly adjacent to the sink that would fit what you claimed
45:09
earlier. I thought you said you had very
45:11
few items. I do.
45:13
It would easily fit those very few items.
45:16
While you're in there, you're shaving cream.
45:17
Boom, put it back in the cupboard.
45:19
Put it on your face. You.
45:21
There's definitely enough space on the sink to hold a razor.
45:25
Great, now you're razoring. Great.
45:27
Razor's done. Put it back in the cupboard.
45:29
Wonderful. You're.
45:30
Training me on how to take care of my house and body.
45:33
OK, as if I needed a step by step.
45:37
Training. OK.
45:38
And then your next thing for your hair buzzer, right?
45:40
Like yeah, that would fit on the sink as well.
45:44
All of these items that you can really only use one at a time
45:48
would easily fit on the sink, and the cabinet is right next
45:52
door. So so this is just you answering
45:55
a question for me. No, this is me talking about the
45:58
question as well as you were. So the technical answer is, of
46:05
course anything is possible, Could I do it?
46:07
Could I do it? Of course I could do it.
46:09
Should I do it? I think is in question because
46:12
we have all these spaces on the main level of the house, which
46:15
is near the bedroom where one gets ready where your clothes
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are. I mean, if I got to come
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downstairs to take a shower, I got to bring all change of
46:24
clothes with me just to go out through the house and there's
46:30
ample other space and time. What if we just figured out
46:33
here's my my proposition as a counter?
46:35
What if we just figured out how to schedule it right?
46:37
We like here at this time. I'm getting ready at this time,
46:41
she getting ready. So that means that this time you
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get ready. That would work only if
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everything followed as planned and no one waited the last
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possible second. This is not the world we live
46:52
in. No one wants to.
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I could do it. I didn't do it.
46:56
No, I'm talking about plan out of schedule.
47:00
It would be only only good for you.
47:02
So is that true? Are you are you done?
47:04
Is that your answer? No, because I get kicked out all
47:07
the time too. That's.
47:09
And there's an emotional component as well that I haven't
47:13
even got to yet. OK, I'd like to hear the
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emotional. First of all, I live in this
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house on the same level as you. 2.
47:20
Yeah. And there's two bathrooms.
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Yeah. So I feel like, I mean, I grew
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up in a house with one bathroom for four people.
47:27
You grew up in a house with one bath?
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Well, technically there was. Yeah, it was 1 bathroom.
47:32
You had two bathrooms. For five people.
47:35
And yet somehow, while all of you and your sisters were
47:38
teenagers and your parents were parents, you figured out how to
47:40
survive it. Was timing.
47:42
Same thing with me and my brothers and my mom.
47:44
We figured, you know, we survived.
47:47
I I don't think anyone's saying that we're not surviving.
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I'm just saying like it could work.
47:52
And when, when I have you and our child trying to kick me out
48:01
to go downstairs, it's like you're just saying you're not
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welcome here. I'm unwelcome in my own home.
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Oh good God. It's just the deep, deep wound.
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Wow, wow. Just feel all I need and just I
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want to tell you how long it takes me because it's a true
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reality, the truth. You just haven't even heard my
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time. Frame yet I'll hear you this.
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Is how long I think it takes me to get ready in the morning
48:29
bathroom specific? I shave my head pretty much
48:33
everyday. Bathroom time for shaving my
48:38
head is 12 minutes. Putting away and getting out the
48:42
things to do that gets us up to 15.
48:47
The brushing of the teeth and the mouthwash and the braces
48:50
situation at tops is 5 minutes. And then the shower part with
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going in and out is probably, I mean, let you help me on this
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one, but I'm going to say it's 15 minutes.
49:04
I would say it's closer to 20. OK, that's only 5 minutes.
49:09
That's fine. So 20.
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So I got 15 and I got 520 minutes and I got 20 minutes.
49:17
OK. I don't think that's that much
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different that well, I think she takes longer than that.
49:22
Yeah. Do you take longer than that?
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I take about 20. I take about 40 minutes from
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shower to, I don't know, maybe about an hour.
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So I'll take the least amount of time.
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Y'all just kicking me out? No, OK, that's.
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OK, OK. Are.
49:38
You done. The answer is I don't want to
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move downstairs. I know you don't want to move
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downstairs, I'm just saying for the flow of the household it
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would make most sense instead of you interrupting in both
49:54
bathrooms because when you want to be in there you're like.
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I need to be in. That's not true, I ask.
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I said. Can I get in there?
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OK, No, no, no, no. There's a difference between
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asking and assuming. And you say, can I get in there
50:05
and you walk in. That's not true.
50:06
There's a huge. I would never ever walk in on
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our kid in the bathroom because she closes the door so that
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doesn't happen. Well, you walked in on me in the
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bathroom. That's not true either.
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You have the door open and and I say, can I get in there?
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And I say no and you say leave no.
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You get mad and pouty and say I need to be in there in 2 minutes
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or whatever. That's true.
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I skulk away. Also, we have the best shower.
50:31
OK, continue. And yet your debate is done.
50:36
My point is that if you would like to have a more harmonious
50:39
household without upsetting everybody else, if you could
50:44
just like stick to 1, that would be wonderful.
50:49
But you don't, you want to have your stuff in one room, your
50:52
stuff in another room. You're like, I like to shave in
50:55
this room, I like to shower in this room.
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And we're both myself and our child are just trying to get all
51:03
done at once. And you're like, oh, wait, no,
51:06
now I need some coffee. I just shaved.
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And so, like, you're not singularly focused.
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You are flitting about and interrupting.
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And it makes it difficult for people who are just trying to
51:20
get the job done. And for me, getting ready in the
51:23
morning is getting the job done. So I would think that if there
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is anyone who should maybe be regulated to an A bathroom like.
51:36
Relegated. You're right.
51:38
You want to regulate too though. I want to regulate love.
51:41
Yeah. Mount up, mount up.
51:44
Go downstairs. It's actually the nicest
51:47
bathroom we have by far. It is the newest stuff in there.
51:53
It is our nicest bathroom. OK.
51:56
And it is, yeah. OK.
51:59
It is their nicest. One just needs a vanity.
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Isn't that what I mean when I say a vanity I?
52:03
Don't know what you mean when you.
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Think with a countertop. I don't know, but I really it's
52:08
a really beautiful pedestal sink and not beautiful, but it's a
52:11
nice pedestal sink. I wouldn't want to replace that
52:15
with some big old, ugly, clunky sink.
52:17
I mean, like the bathroom is it's a nice design.
52:20
There are certainly things we could do to make it more usable
52:25
for what you're talking about. However, putting in a whole new
52:30
sink, which has been the only solution, you're I'll only go
52:33
downstairs if we put in a huge new sink.
52:35
I mean, it's an unreasonable solution.
52:38
I think you could open the cupboard door, which is
52:42
literally right next to the sink and use that space.
52:45
It's not right, no. I will also say you were saying
52:50
and complaining about the temperature in the basement.
52:54
It's. A little chillier in The Who.
52:56
In this house is the one who wants the house gold.
53:01
Well, you. Me.
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You. So the fact that it's too cold
53:06
in the basement is your own fault.
53:10
No. You could solve that problem.
53:12
It's the fault of science just because if I set the upstairs
53:19
temperature, which is currently set to 74, just for the record,
53:25
the basement's like 7068 I. Understand because I work in the
53:30
basement. I know, but you got a space
53:32
heater and no tile floors. I OK.
53:36
In your office. I think the question has been
53:39
asked and I hope the voters have heard this debate.
53:44
Me too and heard both reasonings and the fact that we are so
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fortunate we bought a house on purpose with three bathrooms so
53:55
that we all would have our own space to get ready in the
53:58
morning. And you are you are ignoring
54:03
this fact and saying I don't care that we bought a house with
54:07
three bathrooms, I am going to occupy 2 that are already
54:13
occupied. It's messed up.
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That's that's what it is. Just wanted to kick me out.
54:21
Wow, Nope. Just wanting you to use the
54:23
third bathroom we pay for. So there's there's the question,
54:26
everybody. Oh my goodness, there it was.
54:29
I guess throwing in last minute curveballs, some heat on them,
54:33
that's what we got so well. So now all we need you guys to
54:39
do is vote for me. No.
54:44
No, and you can comment in the app, you can comment on social
54:48
media. Let us know who you think one
54:52
this very emotionally charged debate.
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This is a big battle in this household.
54:57
This is a. Household.
54:59
Battle, a household battle, and the democracy has not worked in
55:05
this House for changing this problem.
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I thought we were done debating I'm.
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No, I'm just saying we need, we need our listeners slash
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viewers. To come install.
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No, to just come and answer the very basic question, we would
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really appreciate that. Where can they find us, darling?
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Apple and podcasts. Yep, and a a few others that you
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keep seeing a. Few others, but I don't know
55:39
what. Do you remember some?
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Sort of generalized, yeah, yeah. Feed to the iron world.
55:44
Speed, yes. OK, that's a text.
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We're just maybe that's how we got to Russia.
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You just click the button and it was like, send it to Russia.
55:51
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