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One Legged Whale · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well this morning, freak show.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm kind of sad that I took a shower
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  Speaker 2: this morning. Why Well, because I smell fresh and clean
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  Speaker 2: and nice. Why if that's sad? Well, because yesterday was
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  Speaker 2: our daughter Addison's nineteenth birthday. We took her out to dinner,
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  Speaker 2: went to Itchy Bonn in Wexford. And let me tell you, Bud,
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  Speaker 2: when I left that place, okay, you smelled like meat.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I smelled like kbachi so bad. I could smell myself
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  Speaker 2: all night long, like it was delicious. I had such
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  Speaker 2: a delicious smell. You should have not showered. I know
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  Speaker 2: I'm here smelling meat. I'll be distracting all show.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you know, sometimes maybe you could catch a whiff
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  Speaker 2: of like the the scent of your partner, like maybe
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  Speaker 2: their cologne or their person. You'd got me over here
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  Speaker 2: like a deer and heat. I'd be a deer run
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  Speaker 2: over here. Maybe I know why I showered them because
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  Speaker 2: I know you could not handle my body and clothing
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  Speaker 2: still smelling like cabachi, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, and deer start acting crazy when they get in
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  Speaker 1: a rout man, your youn't want to come in here
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  Speaker 1: and smelling like Meads. I was gonna wear the same
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  Speaker 1: pants that I wore yesterday just to see if the
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  Speaker 1: pants would be enough to smell. I really should be
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  Speaker 1: chasing you around while we're playing songs. Get over here.
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  Speaker 2: I should have wore Habachi clothes just for your day.
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  Speaker 2: They should make a Haibachi spray, you know. They should
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  Speaker 2: shoun take home. There should be a Hubachi meets clown
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  Speaker 2: that just you smell like you went to Habachi the
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  Speaker 2: previous night.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad, I'm clean. I guess thanks.
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  Speaker 3: You know I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: You don't chase me around the studio start licking me. Hey, listen,
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  Speaker 2: it's a big day for me. Bob can already tell
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  Speaker 2: it's a big day by the shirt I'm wearing today.
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  Speaker 2: We will get into that coming up next here and
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  Speaker 2: the Kiss Morning Freak Show also a paraday in May.
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  Speaker 2: We'll tell you what concert ticket you can win on
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  Speaker 2: the station today around eight am. Your chance to win
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  Speaker 2: one thousand dollars this morning around nine ten to two.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, It's mikeym Bomb ninety Kiss Wow.
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  Speaker 2: The friday leading into Memorial Day weekend, How was the
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  Speaker 2: parking lot looking out there?
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  Speaker 1: Bob?
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  Speaker 2: I was the first one here today. I was here
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  Speaker 2: pretty early. I was the second one. Nobody else is here.
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  Speaker 2: There's not another.
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  Speaker 1: You're the only two. Yeah, which never happened. That's not good.
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  Speaker 1: Why are we here? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one
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  Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, it's a big day for me.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big day for a lot of us. You
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  Speaker 2: just gotta let listen. If you got a Star Wars
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  Speaker 2: person in your life, you gotta let them nerd out today.
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  Speaker 2: All right, the Mandalorian and Grogu is in theaters now.
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  Speaker 2: I am wearing a Mandalorian and Grogose shirt today.
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  Speaker 1: You did wear your shirt.
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  Speaker 2: I am that guy who is going to see a
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  Speaker 2: Star Wars movie and needed to wear a Star Wars shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get to a talk back messager, Buddy, Steve and
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  Speaker 2: the Berg went and saw it last night.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, it's up Stephen the Burg just leaving, Uh, Mandalorian
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  Speaker 4: and Grogu. You know I had to see it opening that.
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  Speaker 4: I can't take a chance to any spoilers. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: thought the movie was great. It was fun Star Wars
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  Speaker 4: movie if you go into it knowing the star Wars franchise.
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  Speaker 4: You'll have a good time. I'm tired of these critics
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  Speaker 4: every time a movie comes out.
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  Speaker 1: It's the death of Star Wars. It's over.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not. It's fun. Bluddy stregsting in here and there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I had a blast, Mike, you'll love it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, had birthday, but it's not bob'spir day. Thanks Steve,
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  Speaker 1: bobspirth day. Is that? What's the death of Star Wars?
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  Speaker 1: Get out of here. Star Wars ain't dying on my watch.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that right now. I'm dying before Star
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  Speaker 2: Wars dies. Don't tell everybody that right now. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: out you. Hey, listen, I got two tickets. I'm perfectly
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  Speaker 2: fine going by myself. I have an open seat, so
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  Speaker 2: if you want to go with me, Bob, I got
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  Speaker 2: room for one more. I know you're not Star Wars,
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  Speaker 2: but I got man doing Brogu.
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  Speaker 1: I got two seats. I got Are you taking me
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  Speaker 1: for my birthday and we can have a movie theater
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  Speaker 1: birthday party.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not beating the Chargers that it's not your birthday
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  Speaker 2: today when I'm taking you to the movie. It's not
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  Speaker 2: your birthday today. But you're more than welcome to come
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  Speaker 2: see Mandalori and Groko with me.
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  Speaker 1: You just can't look at me your talk.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Stephen, Colbert's final late show last night fifteen came
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  Speaker 2: out with surprise guests. I think everybody come out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we'll get to that around six twenty five. It's Mikey and.
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  Speaker 1: Bomb the Mikey and Bob Podcast. Mike and Bob, your
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  Speaker 1: show is like getting hit in the face with a
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  Speaker 1: sausage out of a T shirt cannon. Oh my godness,
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  Speaker 1: screams the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
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  Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, let's check in with our Oklahoma ins are real
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  Speaker 2: quick here talk back messages brought to us by One
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  Speaker 2: Team Media, Oklahom.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Mikey Bob, your birthday swims with Addison.
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  Speaker 6: We didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, come on your birthday, Bob and Addison. No, it
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  Speaker 1: was my birthday twin now, not Birthday twins with my
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  Speaker 1: daughter Atison. No, her nineteenth birthday yesterday, and your birthday
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  Speaker 1: is New Year's Day, this birthday twin, despite the fact
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  Speaker 1: that our listeners think your birthday is every day.
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  Speaker 2: Here it's Mikeyobob the Kiss Morning Freak show Stephen Colbert.
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  Speaker 2: The final late show aired last night. He had about
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  Speaker 2: fifteen different cameos. It started with a couple of people
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  Speaker 2: in the audience that stood up and asked if they
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  Speaker 2: were the last guest. Brian Cranston, Paul Rudd, Tim Meadows,
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  Speaker 2: Tig Natarro Ryan Reynolds, and then everybody was waiting for
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  Speaker 2: the guest, right, And there were rumors because Stephen Colbert
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  Speaker 2: is a very devout Catholic, he's very religious man, there
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  Speaker 2: were rumors that he got the big the big, get
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  Speaker 2: the Pope.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what everybody thought. The Pope doesn't go on
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  Speaker 1: late night talk show. They thought it was going to
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  Speaker 1: be the Pope. Right, he's got the know, I mean
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  Speaker 1: he's US Pope, Chicago Pope. Yeah. Uh so here Stephen Colbert.
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  Speaker 7: Who was definitely my guest tonight, has canceled.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, and we already send the other stars away.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we already set the other stars away.
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  Speaker 1: This is terrible. Who's going to be my last guest?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 1: What about me?
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  Speaker 2: He got a Beatle that's not that's not bad of
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  Speaker 2: a poll. It's Paul McCartney was his final Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was Paul McCartney and uh yeah, that was his
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  Speaker 2: final guest. He gave him a signed photo of the
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  Speaker 2: Beatles performing famously sixty years ago. I don't know at
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  Speaker 2: the Ed Sullivan Theater where they, you know, did the
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  Speaker 2: late shows.
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  Speaker 1: Never seen. This is the picture he gives him, signed
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  Speaker 1: by Paul. Is that here?
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  Speaker 8: That's he?
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  Speaker 1: That's here?
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  Speaker 7: Why here?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Stephen's looking at it. Stephen, You're better than the
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  Speaker 1: Beatles art. That's what I read, because he's just looking
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  Speaker 1: at the picture of the inscription you're better than the Beatles.
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  Speaker 1: Paul McCarty's like, no, no, no, doesn't say that.
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  Speaker 2: So, uh then Paul McCartney is the final guest. Neil
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  Speaker 2: deGrasse Tyson was on because there was a there was
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  Speaker 2: like a green portal door backstage that was like a
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  Speaker 2: running theme throughout the sort of night.
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  Speaker 1: John Stewart was there. You had people popping in.
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  Speaker 2: Now Andy Cohen got sucked into the void and then
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  Speaker 2: all the what do they call it, the Strike Force
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  Speaker 2: five or whatever their podcast was. It was John Oliver
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  Speaker 2: seth Meyer's Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Fallon show up to sort
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  Speaker 2: of you know, wish him goodbye, and then Elijah would
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  Speaker 2: also with a little sneaky Lord of the Rings sort
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  Speaker 2: of moment there too. So all no, I think it
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  Speaker 2: was about fifteen guests and he didn't have the Pope though,
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  Speaker 2: but almost almost on the level he had a beatle.
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  Speaker 1: One of the most famous human beings to.
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  Speaker 2: Currently walk the earth, true, probably Paul McCartney. So that's
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  Speaker 2: it for Stephen Colbert.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up next on the show, Bob has already had
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  Speaker 2: an interaction at a drive through this morning where he
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  Speaker 2: saw an item that had him absolutely stunned, something we've
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  Speaker 2: talked about on the show before. We will get to
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  Speaker 2: that coming up on the Kiss Morning Free Show. Around
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  Speaker 2: six forty and a pair a day in May, your
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  Speaker 2: chance to win concert tickets will tell you what concert
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  Speaker 2: you can win tickets to.
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  Speaker 1: Around eight am this morning, it's Mikey and Bob the
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Bob Podcast. It is the Summer of Kiss Kickoff.
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  Speaker 2: Two pm today, we start playing your party songs randomly
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  Speaker 2: throughout Memorial Day weekend through Monday. It is Mikey and
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  Speaker 2: Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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  Speaker 2: And then remember on Sunday night, it is the Summer
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  Speaker 2: of Kiss Kickoff. Cruise our guy Justin who does the
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  Speaker 2: night show here is gonna be hosting twenty one and
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  Speaker 2: over on the Gateway Clipper this Sunday night. Get your
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  Speaker 2: tickets at nine to six to one Kiss dot com. Uh, Bob,
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  Speaker 2: why don't you tell me your drive through story this morning?
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  Speaker 2: You were down the hill at Duncan. Right, I went
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  Speaker 2: through dunks.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh? And I look in as I do my order. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I had eyes on it. You saw it. It's
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  Speaker 1: bucket dayd Duncan. Dude, this is unbelievable. The forty eight
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  Speaker 1: ounce buckets are there. They get like they get like
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  Speaker 1: twenty five per store. I saw that last night on
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  Speaker 1: like Instagram. Twenty five forty eight ounce plastic buckets at
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  Speaker 1: Duncan and you can get them filled up with your
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  Speaker 1: favorite beverage. And I'm thinking, I thought, why do they
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  Speaker 1: only have twenty five per store? That seems really low.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna sell out. This is this is the United
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  Speaker 1: States of America. We we love bigger better. Is there
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  Speaker 1: anybody that's gonna drink forty eight ounce?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 1: I could drink. I could do it. Yeah, I could
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  Speaker 1: drink the bucket. Could I could? But should you? No? No?
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  Speaker 1: Not probably not, so what happened to drive through? I
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  Speaker 1: looked at the guy and I handed me my coffee.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, how much those buckets going for? He's just
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  Speaker 1: like they're expensive. He was pushing you away from them.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, you don't want this. But and then I
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  Speaker 1: looked up online when when I got in here, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, all right, let's see how much they really
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  Speaker 1: They started twelve ninety nine for I guess you just
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  Speaker 1: the buckets twelve ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, hold on, think of how stupid this is.
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  Speaker 2: You're paying like thirteen dollars for a plastic bucket that's
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  Speaker 2: not anything like I don't you could go get it
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  Speaker 2: like five below for like two bucks. I should need
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  Speaker 2: a bucket for anything like that. Yeah, that's not a
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  Speaker 2: collector's item or anything. I don't need to put that
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  Speaker 2: in a cabinet at my house.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, that's going to live there for the
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  Speaker 1: next ten years, right, yeah, like that exactly. It's a waste.
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  Speaker 2: So I so it's passed thirteen bucks to start with
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  Speaker 2: just the bucket.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess you know, the pricing, bake it,
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  Speaker 1: oh and whatever else you want to put in it.
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  Speaker 2: So who knows you're looking at Probably like you could
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  Speaker 2: probably go wild with one. I mean, you're gonna probably
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  Speaker 2: pay forty fifty dollars for the dunkin coffee, the most
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  Speaker 2: expensive bucket ever. Yeah, you can have the most expensive
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  Speaker 2: tumb of coffee today. Somebody's gonna do it. Somebody's gonna
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  Speaker 2: go into work today with the dunkin bucket and.
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  Speaker 1: I got thirty five pumps.
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  Speaker 2: And then probably poop their pants and have to throw
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  Speaker 2: their underwear underwear.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like that's not safe. Somebody shows up with
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  Speaker 1: a bucket today, keep an eye on him, on him
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  Speaker 1: at all time. Okay, they can't be trusted.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We will get to today and for each other history
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  Speaker 2: coming up next here, and then a pair.
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  Speaker 1: Of day in May.
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  Speaker 2: We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win today
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: on the station around eight am.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: It's mikey Bob. We're getting wet, wild and fun this weekend.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Sand Castle officially opens this weekend. Idle Wild and Soak Zone.
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  Speaker 2: Officially opens for their one hundred and forty ninth season.
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  Speaker 2: Still out here doing It third oldest operating theme park
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: in America. Hell yeah, well soaks in out here doing
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: it not great weather though, uh No, the weather is
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: supposed to be crappy this weekend. For Memorial Day weekend
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  Speaker 2: highs like in the low sixties today, in rainy Saturday,
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be in the upper fifties, rainy Sunday, low seventies, rainy.
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  Speaker 2: I think Monday might be our best chance at not
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: a ton of rain with highs in the mid seventies.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: So yeah, the weather is not looking summer fun Memorial
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Day weekend vibes. This is the kickoff of summer. It
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: is looking like it's gonna be a yeah, a rainy weekend.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Freak Show. Hey, Bucco's won yesterday out in Saint Louis,
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: sixty to win. Braxton Acraft strikes out nine banners. He's
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: gotten at least twenty outs in four straight outings. No
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Pirates pitcher has done that, not even Paul Skeins. Joe
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Muskrove in twenty eighteen was the last one to duove
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: musk Grove. Man's so nice. Six to two in for
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  Speaker 2: the Bucos. They go to Toronto next. They're playing the
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  Speaker 2: Blue Jays. That weekend series starts tonight. Also, did you
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: see the Ininser Palooza reveal yesterday? So many people send
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: it to us. The Pirates are getting together with the Pit.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: We want to pull by Pirates Marketing Department. Yeah, we
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: love that show. Obviously they are making a doctor Robbie
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Ravenovich bobblehead.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable. It's doctor Robbie from the Pit Bobblehead, Doctor Robbie
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  Speaker 1: bobble It's gonna be part of a good one gins
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  Speaker 1: aer Polooza weekend July twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't have to buy a special ticket for it.
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  Speaker 2: But that means it's possibly gonna start a riot the
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  Speaker 2: first twenty twenty thous Oh jeez, So it's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: lined up for to be lined up across the bridge.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: That type of vibes for the Doctor Robbie Bobblehead. July
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  Speaker 2: twenty fifth at the Buckle game. All right, right around
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: seven o'clock time for us take you back to a
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  Speaker 2: moment the show that made us laugh made a smile.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go to a lot of people. Bob will
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  Speaker 1: send us messages when they have dreams about us. We
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  Speaker 1: always say, maybe you're listening to too much of the
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  Speaker 1: show too much of the podcast. If you're having dreams
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  Speaker 1: about us, but Bob Geo from Cleveland, Bob had a
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  Speaker 1: dream about us.
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  Speaker 5: Here we go, Mike and Bob from Cleveland areas. I
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  Speaker 5: have this insane dream that involved you too. It was
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: at a Pirates game. It was against the Phillies and
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  Speaker 5: it was Mikey and Bob Knight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, Mikey Mob Knight will never happen at the
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  Speaker 2: Pirates game. Like you think there aren't a lot of
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: people going to Pirates games, Now, wait till they do
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  Speaker 2: a Mikey and Bob Knight.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty people at the most. And that's only if we
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  Speaker 1: give away the tickets. Oh no, there's an untold story
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  Speaker 1: from years ago where we almost had our own Bobblehead
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  Speaker 1: day at the Pirates. Oh my gosh, that's right. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not saying anything. How did that almost happen?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they legit, the Pirates were gonna have a Mikey
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  Speaker 2: and Bob Bobblehead night. I'm not even joking. We were
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  Speaker 2: stunned that they even wanted to do it. It didn't
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  Speaker 2: make any sense to us.
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  Speaker 1: Like we even got the prototypes of the bobbleheads. I
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  Speaker 1: think me and you have the only two that there are. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the Pirates actually had Mikey and Bob like mock up
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  Speaker 1: bobbleheads made of us. I still have mod so do.
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  Speaker 2: I wish they would have made a bunch of them,
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: or made real Mikey and Bob bobbleheads.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it'll ever.
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  Speaker 2: Happen, could come to Yeah, why would they ever consider
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  Speaker 2: doing Mikey and Bob Bobblehead Night now? Like, are you
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  Speaker 2: trying to turn fans away? All right, let's get to
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  Speaker 2: the rest of Geo's dream.
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  Speaker 10: Here the stadium gave out replica Bob mustaches.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, maybe we don't need Mike and Bob Bobblehead Night.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we need Bob mustache fake stash.
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  Speaker 10: Also in the dream, Bob, you throughout the first pitch
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  Speaker 10: in this dream. You did it beautifully.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, So me and Bob have actually thrown out
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  Speaker 1: the frost. Well, no, actually, I don't think I I
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  Speaker 1: threw it. I threw it.
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  Speaker 2: You threw the first pitching Pirate game before. Do you
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  Speaker 2: remember if you threw a striker perfect strike?
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  Speaker 1: Did you? Did you throw from the mountains? You did
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  Speaker 1: perfect strike? Wow? Man all right.
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  Speaker 10: Also, when the Philly players struck out, they were sent
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  Speaker 10: to the cross rooms.
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  Speaker 1: Geos having a full dream or Mikey, hold on, we're
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  Speaker 1: not done yet.
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  Speaker 10: You do super Buker run dressed us all off? You
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  Speaker 10: nail it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I hold on, he's just dreaming about this a
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  Speaker 1: vivid dream. How long did this dream go on for?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I want gurinated the bed and all off costume? When
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, uh, in my third is gonna wake
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: up Floody after this?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Or with Urine in his bed?
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Do you miss any of our live show you can
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  Speaker 2: always get caught up their Mikey and Bob podcast on
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  Speaker 2: the uh the free iHeart radio app. You know, if
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  Speaker 2: you've missed a couple of shows, you can catch up
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  Speaker 2: this weekend with our Mikey and Bob podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, let's get today. It's something together. Right now,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: It's time to find that what the hell is this?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Sitting with Mikey and bad Hey.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: This Kyle Busch stuff is incredibly sad. I mean, I'm
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: not like a NASCAR guy, I'm an F one guy.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: But I know his name absolutely.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I think he used to drive the M and m's car.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: He is big enough where I know his name.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Two time NASCAR champion Kyle Busch dies at the age
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: of forty one after being hospitalized with a severe illness
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: three days before he was supposed to compete in the
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Coca Cola six hundred this weekend. It's a little over
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: a week after Kyle Busch radioed into his crew near
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: the end of a race asking for a doctor to
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: give him a shot after he finished the race. He
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: had been struggling with a sinus cold.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I think it's gonna be
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: a mystery.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: How and why this guy died didn't have to do
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: with him racing and like his brain.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Didn't he like that. I read some place that he
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: collapsed on a like a racing simulator.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. But there's also his last win
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: was this past weekend. He's in like the truck Series now,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: so like NASCAR. But this interview now after he won,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: now is just I mean it, How did this You're.
• 18:11
  Speaker 11: Sixty ninth victory in this series, your fifth right here?
• 18:16
  Speaker 11: Why do these moments never get old? Kyle?
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: Because you never know?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: And the last one is that's insane wild. It was
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: his last race, and that's how he went out saying
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: it like that. So it's got a family and everything
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: just sucks. NASCAR champion Kyle Busch ded at the age
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: of forty one. Britney Spears some videos come out of
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: her March d U I R s Now she's speaking
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: in a British accent.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: She's been known to do that from time to times. Yeah,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: that's nothing new. Britney weaves in and out of the
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: British accent. Yeah. I mean, if you follow her on Instagram,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: you've seen a roller coaster. Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: So in this dy video that came out, she's she
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: offered him make the cops Lasanya.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I had to get out of jail
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: free car. By the way, did somebody tell her one time,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: just if you ever get pulled over and you're in
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: a lot of trouble, cops love lazagna.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Or did you think the lazagna was like code word
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: for something that you didn't want to say?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I can't do again. I got the lazagna at my house.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: We could forget this u I ever happened. So here's
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: the interaction with the cop and Britney Spears wife over.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: You give them to my house, I'll make your food
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: and lasagna.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Whatever you want.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: You can come to my house. I'll make you food
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: in lazagna or whatever you want.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: You want to come to Britney Spears' house, have lazagna,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: hang out.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: It's just weird, Like I mean, we grew up in
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: the age of Britney Spears and the boy bands and
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: everything like that, and it's just weird here in twenty
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: twenty six to be talking about Britney Spears getting pulled
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: over dui. Yeah, just faster to make the cops lazagna
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: far too rich and yeah, just I mean you richie.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: There's so many ways to get a ride and not
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: get a DUI like my got Yeah, what are you doing?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Mandol earning Grogu The first Star Wars movie in like
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: eight years out in theaters today.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Who's excited? It's your hand, it's your hand. This guy's
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: going to see it after the show today. Bob might
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: come with me if I can convince it. Who wear
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: their shirt? Were their shirt? Who were stores?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: We learn didn't bring my lightsaber in today. Thought that
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: might be a little much the trunk. You gotta keep it. No,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I don't, No, I don't have my lightsaber in the trunk.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: It stays at home. I can't be trusted with a
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: lightsaber in my car.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: You should make a car holster for it, just in
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: case you need to whipping out them.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I can't be in these streets with the lightsaber. I
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: can't trust myself with the lightsaber out in these streets.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I'll do. Also, another movie that's
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: made just a ton of money at the box office,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: the Michael Jackson movie Michael right on a on a
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: earnings call, the Lionsgate film chief said that they got
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: another Michael Jackson. Oh yeah, they do. You see how
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: much money that's made.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: It had, Oh yeah, they do.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: It had a budget of one hundred and fifty five million.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: It's already grossed over seven hundred millions.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: So everybody who has a hand in the pocket for
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: his music and screaming, and that's all through the roof too,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Like everybody's always know all the family, the kids and
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Yeah, Like he's had some crazy album
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: jumps and song streams since then.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: So yes, there will be a sequel. It looks like
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: to the Michael Jackson movie, Michael Jackson. Deuce, Michael Deuce,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I think you should call Michael Jackson.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: This is when it gets a little weird.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Kiss.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling good today because it's Friday, and I'm feeling
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: good today because we got an extra long weekend. And
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling good today because going to see a Star
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Wars movie today. Medalori, Brogu, Mandalori and Brogu.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I'm a little excited, man, A little bit, just a
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: little bit. It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Free Show.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, we've been talking a lot about animals on the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: show lately.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Actually, we talk about animals a lot on the show
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: because we both love animals. I love going to the zoo,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I love seeing all different animals.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I have eight cats. I feel like we've learned a
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: lot about animals over the years.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, animal education is a sneaky thing on our show,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: it is right, I mean, we always play animal mating noises,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: but learning about animals this week has blown our minds
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: because we learned that horses don't have legs.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Those are their fingers.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Wild And yesterday we learned on the show that giraffes
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: also do not have legs. They have isn't it fingers
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: in the front and toes in the back. Yes, so
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: when you say this, it's a true statement.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Giraffes don't have legs.
• 22:50
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• 23:04
  Speaker 12: A Boys Mashed Potato, have Theola's lady here. Okay, so
• 23:08
  Speaker 12: you guys are talking about the giraffes and the horse
• 23:12
  Speaker 12: fingers and toes. I first of all, this makes me
• 23:15
  Speaker 12: so uncomfortable. Second of all, my whole life is a lie.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm uncomfortable with it too.
• 23:21
  Speaker 13: Lie.
• 23:22
  Speaker 12: Third, I always tell my sister, who has a degree
• 23:25
  Speaker 12: in biology, about your animal facts to see if she
• 23:28
  Speaker 12: knows them.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: And she told me that if.
• 23:30
  Speaker 12: That makes me uncomfortable, not to look up whales, Bob,
• 23:35
  Speaker 12: I look it up?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: You wow?
• 23:37
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: What am I looking up with whales? I don't know
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: whales don't have legs. Listen if if she tells the
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: breadcrumbs and didn't tell me what to look up, if
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: she's telling somebody though that knows all about biology, that
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: horses and drafts don't have legs, yeah, and the response
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: is wait to hear about whales. I don't know what
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you need to look up? Wait, did wales have legs
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: at one point?
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: That's what it's gonna be. There's a lot of things. No,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of things out in that ocean that used.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: To have legs. Dude, that used to have legs.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, let me get all right, start bunking
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: out whales real quick. But let me get to another
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: message before we get into whales. Okay, I want you
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: to do proper whale research to blow everybody's.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Mind with wale. Want to know? Hold on, Bobo, the
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: mailman would like to.
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: Speak listening about all the things with horses and drafts,
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: fingers and everything. So does that mean does a donkey
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: have fingers? And would that be ass fingers?
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: Ye?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go through all listen, you need
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: to call them down, Bobo. First of all, ass fingers?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean yes, people, jacket has another name for
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: a donkey, is right?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: So that's obviously not googling that. Yeah, not today, you're not,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: but you probably have. Yeah, the company flagged him afore looking.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: At the fingers. Hey, this can't be true. About donkeys though,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: right the donkey Oh no, oh my gosh, I got
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: a whole zoo up on my Shrek will never be
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: the same Google third, right now, do donkeys have legs? No,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: don't do this. The knee on the front, it's equivalent
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: to the human wrist, and the one on the back
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: is equivalent to the ankle. And uh yeah, man, the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: long bones are just they're just fingers, bud donkeys, fingers.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Donkeys are on these fingers. No, not donkeys, it's it's.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: We have mind blowing what we've discovered horses, giraffes.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: And donkeys this week on the show. By the way,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: speaking of donkeys.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Who's ready for an educational adventure in nature?
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: Wild Animals decided to next week love and share their
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: beautiful song with the world for animal making Noises with
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: Mikey and Bob.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, let's send you into the weekend with some donkeys.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, hold on, I got another donkey here.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Oh they're going the.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Fingers all right, yep, educational show we have here and uh.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have our mind blown about whales coming on us. Also,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: a para day.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: In May will tell you what concert tickets you can win.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Today on the station around eight am, it's Mikey and Bomb.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: She said, we have an East Liberty batman that has
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: made the Pittsburgh Police scanner. We will get to that
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: coming up around h seven fifty five. Here on the
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob and
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: uh we're we're a little into the animal kingdom right now. Okay,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: we were told to look up whales because our mind
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: has been blown this week to learn that horses, donkeys,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: and giraffes don't have legs.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: For horses and donkeys there what fingers? Yeah, giraffes got
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: fingers in the front, toes in the back. It's a
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: whole thing. Man, I don't know.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: We're just telling everybody some truth about animals.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: This ain't conspiracy stuff. You can look it up yourself.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You didn't have to go on this journey. But here
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: we are, and here we are learning about whales. I
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: don't know if I even wanted to learn this ever. Okay,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: what but here I am yep, here we are with
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: whales now because we were told to look up whales.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: We were told generically to look up whales. I thought, well,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: maybe wales had, Whales had legs, bud whales had legs.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody whales had legs. Yeah, yeah, whales had legs.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of things. I'm telling you.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of things in the ocean that you know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: a long, long time ago. Yeah, there used to be
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: fish walking around everything like that. Yeah, man com messed
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: up anything else.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: You might think, like, oh, how they know whales had legs?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Oh mythical Yeah, whale creature that nobody on this earth
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: has ever seen in person with legs.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Sure, and honey, they let me draw this. Uh dude,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: the modern whale that we know now, these giant beasts
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: that the whales are the ocean.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, modern whales still have hip bones, like deep inside
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: their bodies. Like when they find modern whales or you know,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: looked in the modern whales them whatever or blow up. Yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: but I mean we've all seen them whale videos. Right
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: when a big way gets washed up. If you can't
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: do nothing with it except Philip old dynamite, close the
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: beach down and blow it up. Modern whales still have
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: hip bones that just live in their body. Jeez, they've
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: evolved away from legs, thank god. Can you imagine a
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: whale just come walking on.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I'm starting to think, like all these like Godzilla and
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Beasts of the Ocean movies, they're way too far fetched, right,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: it's somebody It's told on if somebody really wants to
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: make a scary movie. When whales decide to pop them
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: hip bones out and start walking again, uh oh, we
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: whale attack.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: When these whales decide to pop something, we're all in trouble.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't want dude, I don't want to
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: see a whale popping. But they still got them hip bones.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Dude, a whale on four legs as wild? Are you
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: looking at whale walking photos now?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Of like, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at like I think
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: generated but uh yeah, it's nightmares. It's pure nightmares.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Sperm whales produced the loudest sounds of any animal on
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: the planet. Their their clicks can reach two hundred and
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: thirty decibels, surpassing the noise level of a jet engine.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Sperm whale that's not crawling up on the beach the loudest,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: the loudest animal on the planet. Bailean whales communicate through
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: mones and grunts and such small frequencies that their songs
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: can travel for hundreds of miles underwater.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: MoES and grunt Oh, hold on, once I heard it,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you don't have.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Love and share their beautiful song with the world.
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: It's time for animal mating noises with Mikey and Bob.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I got two animal noises here, mating noises of the
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Bailean whale.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Here's the first one. Oh, here's the other whale.
• 30:54
  Speaker 14: Oh oh oh ohal sounds like he's got mustache and.
• 31:09
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• 31:12
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• 32:00
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• 32:01
  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob. Also new Music Friday here
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  Speaker 1: on the station.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: We will play there's this World Cup song that's out.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: It's called Goals. Lisa Anita are in it, so we
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• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Coming up next.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Also, whis khalif our guy. Him and MGK put out
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• 32:25
  Speaker 2: To Olivia Rodrigos got a new song out today. To
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  Speaker 2: new Music Friday on the free iHeartRadio app. Right now, though, Bob,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: it is time to check in with the Pittsburgh Police
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Scanner again.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: A couple of people will just listen to Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: They do great on social media putting things out there.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: They got their own website, pghdash scanner dot com. It
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: is time to find out what is happening in and
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: around our city. He's Liberty at the target, Carr said.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: A bunch of kids just took his bike.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Carr City's also wearing a Batman shirt and he's chasing them.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Down one at a time. You kids messed with slibberty Batman.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, slibberty chasing. Can you imagine you can
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  Speaker 1: learn today? You imagine learn today.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Driving through East Liberty yesterday by the target and you
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: see kids taking off on a bike.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Now, probably one kid stole the bike. Got a bunch
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: of kids running away with the.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Bike, and all of a sudden you see a guy
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: in a Batman shirt chasing him Batman's un patrol.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sad that the guy got his bike stole. We
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: can't be doing that kids, But also that vision, Yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: is something right down to see the sleberty Batman out
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: on these streets. Oh it says a caller said he
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: got his bike back. Dops were informed where they can
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: find the kids who didn't. Nobody masses with sliberty Batman.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Batman got his bat bike back in East Liberty. That's
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: what's happening in and around our city.
• 33:53
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  Speaker 2: why you want to go see Kesha? And uh whe
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: he was gonna win Kesha tickets today here on the station.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Good luck new music Friday.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Here my Heart Radio music.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, I promise I'm done after this for the day. Okay,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: maybe not. I don't believe you. Mail Whales mail keep
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: their reproductive organs tucked completely inside their bodies when they're
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: not mating, which reduces drag and helps them swim faster.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, watch out.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Put that kickstand away if you want to pedal the
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  Speaker 2: bike down the road.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Dude, unbelievable. Hid the kickstand?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Bud Whales out here in the ocean never know when
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: they're gonna grow legs again and just decide to pop
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: them hips and make it work.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: On land. It's Mikey and Bob Weird Friday Show. We're
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: in the middle of here. You have me feel one legged? Well,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: start swimming in the other directions. Give up, give up.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You see a one legged whale, give up. It's over.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: It's over.
• 35:29
  Speaker 15: If that thing walks on land, warn all the humans
• 35:33
  Speaker 15: because it's over dude.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm gonna say it right now.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I heavy.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I'm very confident that warm crying, one legged Whale is
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: going to be the name of our podcast today. All Right,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Freak Show.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Stephen Colbert said goodbye last night. It was his final
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: late show. He had plenty of different cameos, Brian Krantz
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: and Paul Rudd, Tim Meadows, Uh, Tag Nataro, Ryan Reynolds,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: they were all in the audience, did a quick thing
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: of like, I'm not the last guest, and then there were.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: The rumors that he was gonna have the Pope on Uh.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Stephen Colbert has been through a lot in his life,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: lost his family at a very young age, and he's
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: been a very religious person.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: He's a devout Catholic.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: A lot of people thought he was gonna have the
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Pope on his Last Hope Room or even start.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like the Pope is such a pole
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: that had to.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Have sucked for everybody that works on Colbert because they're like.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: They're bookers, They're just like what, yeah, they're like to
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: get the Pope who started? We're not gonna be like
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: the Pope. The Pope's not gonna do a late night show.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: So this how Stephen Colbert sort of handled the rumor
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: of the Pope being on his show, which he was.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: He was knocked.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: The pulp who was definitely my guest tonight, has canceled.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did a whole thing where they didn't have
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the correct style Chicago dog.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Room.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: So the Pope laugh and we.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: Already send the other stars away. Yeah, we already set the.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Other stars away. This is terrible.
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: Well, who's gonna be my last guest?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Hey, see what about me? Okay, I mean not a
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: bad poll he got he got a beatle.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Paul McCartney was Stephen Colbert's final guest on The Late Show.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Neil de grass Tyson also made an appearance. Andy Cohen
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: made an appearance, Elijah Wood, John Stewart, and then there
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: was a moment with the other late night guys, John Oliver,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Seth Myers, Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon. There was a
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: whole thing where there was like this portal that was
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: opening backstage.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: So he's with the other late night host.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: Jimmy Seth, John Handsome Jimmy Jay, Jarge.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: You're here and you get to the most we came
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: to say, we're gonna miss you. Late night is not
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: going to be the same without you.
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: Without you, where will Americans turn to see it? Middle
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: aged white man make jokes about the news.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: The news, Why what's going on? It's okay yet, you
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: guys being pulled into Actually one of these holes opened
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: at my show last year, but it went away after
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: about three days. Happen to me too, I mean that
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: was the time when the show. At some point this
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: may come for all of our shows. But Stephen, what's
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: important remember is tonight to it is going to be you.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I love that they are so self aware of how
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: late night TV is just it's a it's a clip thing. Now, Yeah,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: nobody's watching any of them, Like well, John Oliver late
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Night on a Sunday kind of cooks, but like, is
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: there anybody that stays up like and it watches the
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: whole show see the clips the next day. Yeah.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: So Stephen Colbert says goodbye, and his final guest wasn't
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: the Pope. It ended up being uh, Paul McCartney, which
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: is a pretty good poll too.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, I thought we were done with the animals.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Then we find out that we may need to start
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Morning humanity. About it one legged whale, But hold on.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: A listener wants to talk to us about elephants. Coming
• 39:04
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• 39:06
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  Speaker 2: This weekend also is our Summer of Kiss kickoff weekend,
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  Speaker 2: Our guy Justin who does the night show here, will
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• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I'm struggling with my throat right now, Like before we
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: talk to my turn the microphones zone, I was coffing
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: here for like three minutes straight. I was going on,
• 40:30
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• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, all right, going down a sip? What
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• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just I think I would coffee went down
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: the wrong.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Pipe and some point. All right, let's uh, let's learn
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: about elephants here.
• 40:50
  Speaker 13: I listen to the podcast late, but you guys are
• 40:52
  Speaker 13: talking about horses walking on fingers because they have one toenail.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, again, this is a whole thing on this.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: We're so much past horses walking on fingers. But we
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: have learned that whales used to have legs. Giraffes, giraffes
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: have fingers in the front toes in the back. We've
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: learned so much. Donkeys have fingers ass fingers.
• 41:15
  Speaker 13: And if you want another weird foot fact from the
• 41:17
  Speaker 13: Animal Kingdom, elephants actually walk on their tiptoes.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I think I can handle that. If
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: that's true. You look at the structure of their foot.
• 41:26
  Speaker 13: They actually have like a pad underneath what would be
• 41:29
  Speaker 13: their heel, So they walk on their tiptoes like they're
• 41:31
  Speaker 13: wearing heels all day. Just look up a picture of it.
• 41:34
  Speaker 13: It makes more sense when you see it. But yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 13: elephants walk on their toes.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: So giant beast walks on its tippy toes all day.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Now, the first question I want handle is do elephants
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: have legs?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Because I feel like I need to question every animal
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: mouth that didn't got legs.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I'm already digging in. Dude, looks like it's got legs.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: But do elephant The simple question to handle. First, do
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: elephants have legs?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, elephants have all right, elephants, Finally we signed an animal.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: That actually has legs. Then do they walk on their tiptoes?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: They do walk on their tiptoes. Elephants looking you out here,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: strutting like it's through Paul drag Race with the heels on.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: They have a cushion on the back of their foot.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: The ACKs as like a natural shock absorber because their
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: bodies are so big and like they've just evolved over dude,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: evolution of animals is wild. I mean, evolution of humans
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: is too. But like wales had legs, okay, yeah, all right,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Wales head legs at one point.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, could you imagine if humans, like, the bigger
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: you are, the more cushioning you get on the bottom
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: of your foot just because you're putting that weight down. Dude,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: you could have been walking on these doctor shoals all
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: these all this time. Man. You know, thanks to the
• 42:49
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• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Basically, big people just need Good feet Store.
• 42:54
  Speaker 15: Dude, Dude, thanks dude, the Good Feet Store. Man.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: The tick just triggered in my brain. We are having
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: a Friday today. No elephants have legs, and they're I
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: guess their bone structure. The elephant's bone structure is what
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: has caused them to have legs, not like the other
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: four legged animals that we've learned at are walking on
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: their fingers. I guess their bone structure is very dense
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: and very thick. Oh my god, I have elephant trying
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: to be educational.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Animals decided to make sweet love and share their beautiful
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: song with the world.
• 43:32
  Speaker 9: It's time for animal mating noises with Mikey and Bob.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Have elephant mating. Oh no, that's the elephant's seal. I
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: get it. I always see elephant there, and I.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Always think it's gonna be an elephant, and it's always
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: an elephant seal recorded. I recorded elephant mating over here.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Hit the thing again, hitting again. We don't Indian intro again.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: H Who's ready for an educational adventure in the nature?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: You got some.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Sweet love and share their beautiful song with the world.
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: It's time for animal mating noises with Mikey and Bob.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I recorded that. That was from a safari last time
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: you were on yeah, last time I was out on
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: a safari. I recorded that. I did not know it.
• 44:32
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• 44:36
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• 44:39
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• 44:49
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• 44:51
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• 45:13
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• 45:23
  Speaker 10: Happy Birthday, Bob.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: All right, well thank you. It's not Pob's birthday today,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: it's Birthday's New Year's Day. I don't know how many
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: more times I need to tell everybody you name. Kasha
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: was a lot of people's spirit animals. Let's get back
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: to the animal kingdom.
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: Here.
• 45:37
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• 45:40
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• 45:42
  Speaker 12: Stupid thought Okay, if horses don't have legs.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, we have established this on the show.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that we've gone into this, but no, horses
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: do not have legs.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Those are fingers. Then are they racing on their fingers?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: They are fingers? How do I want to watch the
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Kentucky Derby?
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: That's what it is, all right, guys, let me move.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Here's here's what I need everybody to do.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Now, if you're not driving, take take your index finger,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: your middle finger right, and then turn your hand upside
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: down and then you know how you do.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: The little person walking with legs. Then take your other
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: hand and do two behind that. Just so that's a
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: horse night night. Yeah, horse racing, you're just watching, You're
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: just watching horses on their fingers out there. All right,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: let's get back to Wales. Good Morning Radio, and you
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: guys talk about whales and their reductive Morgan and hey,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: it's Friday.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: If there's any day to talk about whales reproductive organs
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: and learn about that and it's educational.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: It feels like a Friday type vibe out.
• 46:52
  Speaker 16: When you guys start talking about that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mikey, you didn't start playing animal mating those well,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: Okay, so sad you brought that up, but said we
• 47:03
  Speaker 11: need to hear whale making.
• 47:06
  Speaker 16: Guy.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: We've heard it's.
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: Ready for a nature in nature, some wild animals decided
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: to make sweet love and share their beautiful song with
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: the world. It's time for animal mating noises with Mikey
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: and Bob.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: This whale looks like a wall Ris whale's got a mustache. Oh,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Summer a Kiss Kickoff weekend party songs start today at
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: two pm and then Sunday night.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: It is the Summer of Kiss Cruise on the Gateway Clipper.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: You can get your tickets at nine to six one
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  Speaker 2: Kiss dot Com. Let's get to this talkback messager on
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  Speaker 2: the Kiss Morning Free Show. It's Mikey and Bob, brought
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• 47:59
  Speaker 17: Welling from lower Borough.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Happy Friday.
• 48:02
  Speaker 17: Hey, the wife and I kind of sort of wanted
• 48:06
  Speaker 17: to go to the Summer of Kiss Kickoff Cruise. But
• 48:09
  Speaker 17: we're like, what are we supposed to wear? Because like,
• 48:12
  Speaker 17: if you go on the website, like the dress cut
• 48:14
  Speaker 17: doesn't really say anything, Like neither of us have been
• 48:17
  Speaker 17: on the Clipper in like fifteen years, and like I
• 48:19
  Speaker 17: don't know like the protocol here, So like, maybe ask
• 48:22
  Speaker 17: the experts here, what are we supposed to wear?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Just get that you want? I knowbody invites us to
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: a party and there's not like dress code or something.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, Oh, can I wear what I usually
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: wear every day? Or I gotta get a little fancied
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: up skateway clipper on a Sunday night?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Wear anything you want where way or underwear or or
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: don't don't or don't choose your adventure.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Kiss.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go down to West Virginia.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: It's been a while. I think West Virginia's been on
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: good behavior lately.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: But let's go down to West Virginia and I see
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: what's cooking down here?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: This story right, and a.
• 49:00
  Speaker 18: Man has been arrested after police say he called nine
• 49:02
  Speaker 18: to one one repeatedly to report zombies, ghosts, and a
• 49:05
  Speaker 18: UFO at his residence.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Man walk going on at one home. That's the West
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Virginia Triple Crown right there. Zombies, ghosts and the UFO,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: not just one of them. Bigfoot's driving the UFO.
• 49:20
  Speaker 18: As doesn't know that this After repeated nine one one
• 49:23
  Speaker 18: calls from Clinton kneelant, man.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I want to hear these nine one one calls worse
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: than anything.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: An call he's a big bearded man down in West Virginia, zombies,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: ghosts the UFO. I think Bigfoot's driving.
• 49:35
  Speaker 18: Please say they made contacts and Nieland made several false
• 49:38
  Speaker 18: claims that he was being harassed, as well as that
• 49:40
  Speaker 18: he was a police officer from Louisiana.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Oh bh, gone from the bio. I'm up here handling
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: justice in West Virginia.
• 49:48
  Speaker 18: He was arrested for the misuse of a local emergency
• 49:50
  Speaker 18: telephone system and impersonating a law enforcement officer.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he gets arrested. He'll he'll get some charges
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: just because he was calling nine to one one saying
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: he sees he sees a zombies ghosts in UFO, which
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: didn't get probed. Who or maybe that's what he was
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: looking for. By the way, speaking of alien abduction, this
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: is our favorite alien abduction story that we've ever covered
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: on the show.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Two of them got a hold of Charley, Oh, Charlie,
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Charlie Gordon.
• 50:22
  Speaker 19: One of them got a hold of myself all right, Instantly,
• 50:25
  Speaker 19: I felt like that I just got relaxed.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Parker and Hickson were levitated into.
• 50:32
  Speaker 19: A space crime Wow, and the old big ugly creature
• 50:35
  Speaker 19: that brought me in. He took me and laid me
• 50:37
  Speaker 19: on an examination table.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Are we about to get butt stuff here?
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Where's his boy? Feel like? This is a butt stuff
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: build up?
• 50:44
  Speaker 19: And there was something about the size of a deck
• 50:46
  Speaker 19: of cards that came out of the sailing.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Calvin, get your butt ready, and.
• 50:52
  Speaker 19: It hoovered about a foot in front of my eyes.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Is he trying to say that the deck of card
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: thing hovered? Yeah, but it's and.
• 51:03
  Speaker 19: It hood about her foot in front of my eyes.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Hoover right in front of my eyes.
• 51:09
  Speaker 19: And and this song more feminine looking creature came out.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe he thought when the Lady Alien robot came out,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: maybe he just thought, like I knew then and there
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: it was time for butt stuff, and I was ready
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: for it, and I was very calm. I was very
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