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Notable News 26 - Sexiest Man Alive & Santa causing crime rates to spike? · Notable Nostalgia

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Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that was
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Speaker 2: Cats can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always
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Speaker 2: mean that they're happy Yet.
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Speaker 3: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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Speaker 3: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't part
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Speaker 2: of the issue.
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Speaker 4: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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Speaker 4: for Janas.
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Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate EI there, but let's see.
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Speaker 4: What's up.
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Speaker 3: Nostalgic nerds, Welcome to another bonus episode of notable nostalgia
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Speaker 3: called Nostalgia Nugget or Nugget Notable notable nugget.
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Speaker 2: Always then it's the news, news of the news of
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Speaker 2: the nuggets, News of the nuggets.
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Speaker 3: I don't know why I can't remember when I'm when
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Speaker 3: I'm putting these episodes up. Every time I have to
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Speaker 3: like look at a previous song because I can never remember.
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Speaker 2: I don't know why we're news or whatever. Now we're
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Speaker 2: here with hard hitting news because right now and in society,
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Speaker 2: we have such polarizing news, and this is the news
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Speaker 2: that matters to Americans and earth lanes alike. Yes, So Andy,
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Speaker 2: what breaking news do you have this week?
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Speaker 3: So when this subside comes out, it's gonna be later
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Speaker 3: on in November, So a lot of people are going
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Speaker 3: to be starting watching, you know, some of their favorite Christmas.
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Speaker 4: Shows or holiday shows, whatever you're into.
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Speaker 3: I growing up, one of my favorite things was to watch,
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Speaker 3: you know, Christmas shows, and one of my favorite ones
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Speaker 3: was Santa Claus Is Coming to Town. And that's starring
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Speaker 3: Fred Astaire as a narrator, Mickey Rooney is Santa Keenan
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Speaker 3: Wine as Winter Warlock, and Paul Freeze as Burgermeister Meiserberger.
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Speaker 3: There's other people, of course, but those are like the
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Speaker 3: main characters. But this is why it's new.
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Speaker 4: Because this is weird.
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Speaker 3: So this movie was released in nineteen seventy, so I
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Speaker 3: wrote down some stuff. So the story is a mailman
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Speaker 3: decides to answer some of the most common questions about
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Speaker 3: Santa Claus and it tells us a story about a
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Speaker 3: small baby named Chris who was left on the doorstep
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Speaker 3: of the Kringle family. They were toy makers. Right when
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Speaker 3: Chris grows up, he starts to deliver starts to deliver
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Speaker 3: toys to the children of somber Town, but it's Burger
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Speaker 3: Meister meister Berger's town. He's mean and he doesn't want
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Speaker 3: toys around. And to make things worse, there's an evil
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Speaker 3: wizard named Winter who lives between the Kringles and Somber Town.
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Speaker 3: Chris manages to befriend the Winter Warlock and be friends
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Speaker 3: with him.
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Speaker 4: The next time.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so then, just for the backstory, I've never seen this,
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Speaker 3: so they meet, right he let me just say one
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Speaker 3: of my favorite things about this Every time I watch it,
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Speaker 3: I always laugh. But Santa meets this penguin and he's like, oh,
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Speaker 3: are you lost, buddy, And the Penguin's like yeah. Basically,
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Speaker 3: he goes, where are you trying to go? And then
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Speaker 3: the penguin goes or whatever, but he goes the South Pole. Well,
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Speaker 3: you're about as lost as you could be. That's so
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Speaker 3: fucking funny because that penguin couldn't be any.
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Speaker 4: More loss he's on the North Pole.
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Speaker 3: But anyways, so Santa befriends this Winter Warlock, turns him good.
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Speaker 3: The next time we see Winter Warlock, he loses his powers.
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Speaker 3: They don't explain why. So the thing about this movie
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Speaker 3: that blows my mind is since they don't explain how
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Speaker 3: the Winter Warlock loses his powers, all we know is
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Speaker 3: that he was mean, but then Santa gives him a
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Speaker 3: toy and now he has no powers. So it kind
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Speaker 3: of teaches kids to not be nice to people because
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Speaker 3: it will cause other people to lose what makes them special.
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Speaker 3: So that came out in nineteen seventy, right, So then
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Speaker 3: I was thinking about this at work and I was like,
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Speaker 3: I want to do some research about this. So violent
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Speaker 3: crimes and crimes in general in America started skyrocking and
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Speaker 3: skyrocketing in nineteen seven, So I wonder if this kids
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Speaker 3: show had a direct impact on people getting raped and
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Speaker 3: murdered and robbery and burglary.
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Speaker 4: So check this out.
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Speaker 3: So in nineteen seventy there were about sixteen thousand murders,
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Speaker 3: and this came out December of nineteen seventy, so that's
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Speaker 3: basically I would assume most of those murders happened before
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Speaker 3: the show came out. In nineteen seventy one, seventeen thousand,
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Speaker 3: seven hundred and eighty murders, That means almost two thousand
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Speaker 3: more murders nineteen seventy two, eighteen thousand, six hundred and
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Speaker 3: seventy seventy three, nineteen thousand, six hundred and forty seventy four,
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Speaker 3: twenty thousand, seven hundred. So just four or five years
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Speaker 3: after the show came out, violent crimes were on the rise.
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Speaker 3: So for this being a news segment, I think we
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Speaker 3: really have to start thinking about murdered like kids that murderer.
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Speaker 3: So I don't really know where I'm going with this.
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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe like lawyers that are like defense lawyers are
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Speaker 2: listening to notable news will use like the Santa Clauses
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Speaker 2: coming into town defense that they were. You know, they're
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Speaker 2: brainwashed into thinking that if bad, if you do bad things,
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Speaker 2: you'll lose power.
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Speaker 4: Well, if you do good things, you'll lose or lose good.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because they stopped to being evil and then he
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Speaker 4: lost his powers.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you keep being evil, you'll keep your
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Speaker 3: powers or something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Really know what I'm gonna on this, But there's some
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Speaker 3: kind of correlation there that I think us as a
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Speaker 3: news organization really need to focus on.
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Speaker 2: We need to do a deep dive into this.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, burglaries all went up to not as much as murders,
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Speaker 3: but murders went up, and assaults went up.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, a rape went up. Insane. I don't like. I
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Speaker 4: don't know. I don't think. Well, maybe I don't know.
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. We don't know what the reason was.
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Speaker 3: But in nineteen seventy or nineteen seventy, thirty seven thousand rapes,
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Speaker 3: seventy one, forty two, seventy two, forty six, seventy three,
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Speaker 3: fifty one, seventy four, fifty five, all the way up
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Speaker 3: to nineteen seventy seven where it's sixty three, and then
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Speaker 3: seventy nine, seventy six thousand rapes happened in America, just
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Speaker 3: the ones that were reported, So from thirty seven thousand,
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Speaker 3: from nineteen seventy where there was no Santa Clauses coming
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Speaker 3: to town. A decade later we're at seventy six thousand.
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Speaker 3: That's a huge fucking that's forty that's more than double.
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Speaker 2: And then the and then you didn't even add like
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Speaker 2: the because of Santa and him doing this, it increased
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Speaker 2: like our capitalists like oooh, like anxiety around holidays. I
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Speaker 2: think personally, I love the whimsical, like imagination, like the splendor, splendor, whatever,
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Speaker 2: I'm thinking of Santa and that kind of fun. But
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Speaker 2: at the same time, I'm not the biggest fan of
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Speaker 2: it because then at like kids at school will be like, oh,
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Speaker 2: Santa brought me x y Z and then this kid
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Speaker 2: over here is like Stander brought me, you know, new
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Speaker 2: clothes or whatever. So I don't like that aspect of it.
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Speaker 2: But I did learn a lot from that movie. And
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Speaker 2: I learned like when people when kids ask like, oh,
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Speaker 2: why do we decorate Christmas trees for Christmas? Well, that's
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Speaker 2: what the animals did for for Santa Claus and Jessica, Like,
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Speaker 2: I love that they gave her. Her should have been
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Speaker 2: something like maybe of that time, but Jessica, like they
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Speaker 2: should have named Yeah, they should have named her like
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Speaker 2: you know what they do is the name that they
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Speaker 2: named her, like Tiffany or like Crystal or something like Jessica. Anyways,
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Speaker 2: and then I love like onside bar I love the
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Speaker 2: songs like so Chris Kringle teaching the Wizard Warlock guy
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Speaker 2: write or whatever to be God. Yeah, he like can't
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Speaker 2: walk anymore, like he suddenly can't walk but one foot
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Speaker 2: in front of the other. And then and what's the
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Speaker 2: other song that that really what's a toy song? Oh
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Speaker 2: when you're the first toy make ger to the King.
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Speaker 4: That's that's my second song. I love it so much.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, no, exactly one hundred percent that whole Okay,
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Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's because of this that crimes went up,
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Speaker 3: but I'm saying we should look into it.
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Speaker 2: We should look into it exactly. And those movies influenced me. Like,
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Speaker 2: my favorite one of those movies is The Little Drummer
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Speaker 2: Boy because that's when I got my alias. That My
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Speaker 2: my alias name that I use is Samson. So like
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Speaker 2: when I go to like Starbucks, I give him Samson
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Speaker 2: or like Jeremy like does like a Jimmy John's order
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Speaker 2: and I go pick it up and it's under Samson.
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Speaker 2: That's my aliens. I super famous anyways, but that movie
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Speaker 2: influenced me a lot. I go up to people that
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Speaker 2: are like unhouse people and I start hitting drums next
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Speaker 2: to them. They just gave birth to a baby and
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Speaker 2: little fucker. But I like, I like his moxy. I
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Speaker 2: like that he's like, no, none of this, yeah.
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Speaker 4: For my drums.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, I love that.
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Speaker 4: Andy.
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Speaker 2: There's a cour we need to do more that, like
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Speaker 2: what's another heart felt, like uh Christmas?
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Speaker 3: You know what, we could probably look up Homeward bound,
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Speaker 3: Homeward Bound and the probably some correlation with like because.
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Speaker 1: That came out with ninety two, Yeah, big big Bolt.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well gang violence had a big rise in the
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Speaker 3: mid nineties, So yeah, we could all look up the
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Speaker 3: numbers and see how homeward and bround affected gang.
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Speaker 2: Violence, and like maybe there might be like you know,
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Speaker 2: Forrest Gump might might have impacted like big Pharma, you
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Speaker 2: know what I mean, whatever, it might be.
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Speaker 4: Maybe a lot of these things that we need to
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Speaker 4: start into the questions.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why that's what we're here. We're reporting the
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Speaker 2: hard hitting news.
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Speaker 4: This is exactly what all these fuckers do.
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Speaker 1: Like they don't actually say anything, They just like get
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Speaker 1: people scared.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we're doing. Okay, So I have a
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Speaker 2: couple of before I get to my big breaking news
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Speaker 2: story of the week, I do have a listener who
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Speaker 2: uh sent a voice memo about a recent episode. The
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Speaker 2: episode was our notable nugget where we talked about Andy
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Speaker 2: talked about Comedy Central Presents, and I talked about convenience stores.
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Speaker 2: And here is the voice memo from one of our listeners.
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Speaker 5: Set the record straight, Jeff, while I appreciate your ever
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Speaker 5: so kind gesture and going to the convenience store in
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Speaker 5: the middle of the night, because I was craving orange juice.
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Speaker 5: Once you got there, and I decided that I wanted
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Speaker 5: flaming hot Cheetos and Lay's beaned it shout out to
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Speaker 5: ask Travino. I decided that I didn't want orange juice anymore,
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Speaker 5: but you ultimately guilted me into getting the orange juice, because,
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Speaker 5: as you reminded me, that was the entire reason why
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Speaker 5: you went to the convenience store in the first place.
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Speaker 5: I just don't want anybody out there thinking that I'm
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Speaker 5: this psychotic individual that can't be trusted because I eat
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Speaker 5: acid reflux inducing snacks, because I'm not. I just accepted
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Speaker 5: the orange juice because I didn't want your trip to
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Speaker 5: be made entirely in vain. Like get the story straight,
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Speaker 5: ra love.
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Speaker 1: You, Okay.
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Speaker 2: So that's Jeremy. So he still didn't acknowledge the fact
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Speaker 2: that and I want to bring you and the listener
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Speaker 2: into our our marital issues. But he also asked me
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Speaker 2: to FaceTime him when I got to the convenience store
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Speaker 2: to show him the chip options. And if you're telling
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Speaker 2: me to go to the store, or I chose to
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Speaker 2: go to the store in his in his fairness, but
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Speaker 2: like just for chips and bean dip, that's not word.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's worthy of a trip to
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Speaker 2: a convenience store at night. I think you need to
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Speaker 2: be like a drinking snack. I think.
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Speaker 1: But I would say, was it a small bag or
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Speaker 1: a large bag.
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Speaker 2: Of Oh it was like a I would say medium size,
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Speaker 2: like not it was one that you could like a
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Speaker 2: shareable bag.
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Speaker 1: I would say it's worth it.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: If it was just like one of those little individual bags, yeah,
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Speaker 3: probably not.
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Speaker 4: But I would say he's in multiple sessions.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a multiple snack situation. So yeah, I guess.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I will concede on the whole orange juice chip thing,
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Speaker 2: but I will not concede on the anxiety that it
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Speaker 2: causes to have to FaceTime somebody while I'm at a
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Speaker 2: convenience store. That is stressful. That is stressful. Okay. So
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Speaker 2: my breaking I love you, honey. So my breaking news
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Speaker 2: of the week is they just announced and when this
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Speaker 2: episode comes out, it's been a few weeks a listener,
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Speaker 2: you probably have picked up your copy. They have announced
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Speaker 2: who the sexiest man alive is.
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Speaker 4: Oh.
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Speaker 2: Yes. And so we've had heavy hitters like like Gerbil
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Speaker 2: the Butt, Richard gear back in the nineties. We've had
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Speaker 2: Mel Gibson, We've had Brad Pitt obviously, George Clodony, we
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Speaker 2: had your arch nemesis Jim from the Office was last year?
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Speaker 4: What yeah, are you kidding?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's so mad. Yeah that makes total sense. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: but listener that reference to the Office. We'll go back
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Speaker 2: and listen to last week's episode when we go talk
12:53
Speaker 2: about TV villains of of the of yesteryear, I would.
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Speaker 4: Even say villain in general, not even TV.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, just jill up, like we're world villains. Like it
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Speaker 2: goes like you know, Saddam Hussein. Yeah, we've had We've
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Speaker 2: had good ones. We had Paul Rudd, which that makes
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Speaker 2: total sense. I think he's adorable and like approachable. George Klinton.
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Speaker 2: I don't personally find him fuckable, but like he's he's
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Speaker 2: doing good things for the world, so I would I
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Speaker 2: would bend over for him. But and I'm okay with this,
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Speaker 2: even though we're trying to move away from like misogyny.
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Speaker 2: I think it's okay to like objectify men still, but
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Speaker 2: this one is one that unites everybody. I think good.
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Speaker 2: This one is the best choice outside of Alba because
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Speaker 2: fuck me, he's so hot. Do you have any guesses?
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Speaker 2: And who might be super popular? Has uh is on
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Speaker 2: a TV show that's like a worldwide phenomenon. He is
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Speaker 2: coming out. He was in one of the top movies
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Speaker 2: of last year. He's gonna be in one of the
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Speaker 2: top movies of this year. Yes, motherfucking movie. He's the
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Speaker 2: He's the first openly gay, one gay man to be
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Speaker 2: voted to be at this he is just so fucking
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Speaker 2: hot And listener, the this is the this is the
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Speaker 2: photo Andy so fucking delicious. But look at one of
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Speaker 2: the pictures. This is not when I said this. So
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Speaker 2: I have a little group chat going with a couple
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Speaker 2: of my gal Shout out to Jane, shout out to
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Speaker 2: Melissa that are were obsessed with Jonathan Bailey. This is
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Speaker 2: one of the pictures in the spread. It's not photoshop.
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Speaker 2: Melissa thought it was photoshop. She's like, how did you
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Speaker 2: make this picture?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: That is he knew what he was fucking doing with this,
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Speaker 2: So listener I'm sure you've already seen it. He's wearing
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Speaker 2: a slightly v neck like kind of yellowy cream sweater,
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Speaker 2: has glasses on which I just noticed the glass necklace.
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Speaker 2: That's really delicious. He's wearing tortoise colored frames on his
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Speaker 2: sunglasses and he is going after a yeah, like yeah,
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Speaker 2: like my little subart kind of orange thing like like
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Speaker 2: oh my god, like look at like just a zooming
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Speaker 2: of that mouth, like, oh my fucking god. So like
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Speaker 2: throughout the day today, my algorithm is last a couple
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Speaker 2: of weeks ago or a couple of days ago, my
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Speaker 2: algorithm was telling me all the time about Hillary Duff's
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Speaker 2: new new uh song that came out of her new album. Today,
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Speaker 2: my algorithm is Jonathan Bailey non stop. And I'm okay
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Speaker 2: with it because I had a harder day today. Every
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Speaker 2: time I pulled up my phone, it was Jonathan Bailey.
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Speaker 2: But I did tell Jeremy he might be the sexiest
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Speaker 2: man alive to people, but Jeremy, you are my sexiest
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Speaker 2: man alive ever because we are right ordye each other.
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Speaker 2: But Jonathan Bailey is just fucking amazing, And he's all
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Speaker 2: the comments on the posts that I on my algorithm
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Speaker 2: a lot of people are saying, who is this? I'm like,
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Speaker 2: fuck you you you should know who he is and
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Speaker 2: you have eyes like unless you're hell In Kellor, Like
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Speaker 2: this makes sense. And then a lot of women are saying,
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Speaker 2: like I'll be his lavender bride, like his lavender marriages
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Speaker 2: are like to make sure that the you know, a
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Speaker 2: gay guy and a straight woman kind of that's what
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Speaker 2: lavender manes. But yeah, Jonathan Bailey just fucking hot and
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Speaker 2: just amazing.
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Speaker 3: With the people list, do they with the sexiest man?
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Speaker 3: Do they have lists as like top twenty or times
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Speaker 3: and then they break how's that work?
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Speaker 2: So they have like different categories like like funny guy.
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Speaker 2: You know, they have a lot page that's like twenties, thirties, forties,
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Speaker 2: fifty sixties, that kind of thing. So I'm excited to
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Speaker 2: do like a deep dive on like who's what now?
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Speaker 2: But this is the only one that makes sense this
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Speaker 2: year because Wicked it's I know, I'm I'm like a
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Speaker 2: as soon as Halloween's over, I'm thinking Christmas. This year.
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Speaker 2: It's a little different because I am one hundred percent
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Speaker 2: in Wicked. Because it comes out in a couple of
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Speaker 2: weeks from now. It comes out on the twenty first. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: And I just had like, honey, if you're listening, like
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Speaker 2: close your ears for a second. When I think it
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Speaker 2: was last night it was announced I had a dream
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Speaker 2: about Jonathan Bailey. So I'm in the I'm in the Wicked.
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Speaker 2: I'm a Wicked character, like a new character, just je
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Speaker 2: Like there's like the ten Man, there's this you know whatever,
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Speaker 2: and then there's Jeff and Glinda and I make it
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Speaker 2: so like Jonathan Bailey Prince for wherever it gets with me.
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Speaker 2: And then when we never hook up in my dream,
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Speaker 2: but we went and saw Wicked? How many is that sure?
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Speaker 2: So I'm in Wicked going to see Wicked with somebody
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Speaker 2: from Wicked. I was like, this is a fucking crazy dream,
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Speaker 2: but do not wake.
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Speaker 1: Me up Thursday at like nine pm whatever when it comes,
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: So that would be the that would be the type
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Speaker 2: of dream like if I you know, if you sleep
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Speaker 2: in for like you know, a few extra hours one day,
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Speaker 2: your dream magic it feels like it lasts longer. That
17:37
Speaker 2: would be the type of dream to have. If I
17:38
Speaker 2: was like in a coma, Yeah, you know, if I'm
17:40
Speaker 2: in a coma, I don't want to have like a
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Speaker 2: nightmare or whatever. But I do want to be like
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Speaker 2: hanging out Jonathan Bailey.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, especially because you get like a movie too, You
17:48
Speaker 3: get like a two and a half hour movie.
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Speaker 4: You get enjoy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, fucking Jonathan. He is gorgeous. He was
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Speaker 2: in a Jurassic parking me but I didn't watch it,
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Speaker 2: but I'm going to watch it. But and he wears
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Speaker 2: those like a sex sexy kid glasses. He's just amazing.
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Speaker 2: I think that the world is so divided right now,
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Speaker 2: like people are like, oh this and that and you
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Speaker 2: know that. Kind that's my impression of the world being divided.
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Speaker 2: But I think the one person that can really unite
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Speaker 2: all of us is Jonathan Bailey because even like the
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Speaker 2: homopolks will be like, yeah, I fuck that, and you
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Speaker 2: know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you watch him in Wicked, like the
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Speaker 1: way he moves and everything.
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Speaker 4: He's just really fun. He seems like a really lovable character.
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Speaker 1: So to be able to play that, I feel like
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Speaker 1: it have to be like really lovable in real life.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, that's that makes total sense. Yeah, He's the
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Speaker 4: number one the.
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Speaker 2: Ty that really made my day. That's so pathetic that
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Speaker 2: made my day, but it really made my day. And
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Speaker 2: I was watching like the Countdown and then I you
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Speaker 2: know how Listener and Andy, I get the news alerts
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Speaker 2: on my watch and stuff when like pop culture things
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Speaker 2: I subscribed to. So I got announced because he announced
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Speaker 2: it on Jimmy fallon which I can't stand him. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: he's way He's my number one villain. I just cannot
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Speaker 2: fucking stand him. And it's the whole nepotism like SNL
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Speaker 2: kind of. He's not funny.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't find funny at all. I don't get
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Speaker 4: it yet.
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Speaker 2: And he's not as a good straight person either. I
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Speaker 2: think that role of Tonight Show hosts like Johnny Carson
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Speaker 2: was amazing. Straight man, it's still your show. Let this
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Speaker 2: person be funny, and he always blocks them from taking
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Speaker 2: that extra step and being it's just calm down. You
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Speaker 2: have the Tonight Show. Yeah, yeah, let's target him and
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Speaker 2: get him off the air.
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Speaker 4: I don't, I've never I don't get it. I don't.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's back in the day, good looking cat,
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Speaker 3: nothing special. I don't think, at least I don't think
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Speaker 3: he's His comedy is anything special. You'd just be like
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Speaker 3: if we got an okay, looking dude on the bus
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Speaker 3: going like, hey, you're gonna be a comic fucking superstar.
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Speaker 4: Now, and be like really, I'm like, yeah, it's like
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Speaker 4: Pete Davison. I hate that motherfucker.
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Speaker 2: Both of those any of those SNL guys pretty much,
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Speaker 2: all of them that I don't really care for. They
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Speaker 2: make me want to take a bat and go to
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Speaker 2: a museum and like just destroy stuff. But you know
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Speaker 2: who I do?
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Speaker 4: All of them that I don't care for.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, okay, who's that one the kind of no
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Speaker 2: I hate him? Yeah, but who's the one you were
19:50
Speaker 2: talking about the other day that's kind of hairless and
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Speaker 2: like an NEPO baby. Yeah, so we don't like, we
19:56
Speaker 2: don't like him. But you know what talk show hosts
19:58
Speaker 2: I think, and I'm gonna say this that I think
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Speaker 2: is doing pretty good. Kelly Clarkson, Like you have to
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Speaker 2: get past like the insufferable like singing part of it,
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Speaker 2: because she's always like putting in her ass in front
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Speaker 2: of like her voice. But she is the fan. She
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Speaker 2: is us talking to these celebrities, and I appreciate that
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Speaker 2: she doesn't act like she's not interested like she had
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Speaker 2: Julia Roberts. And I'm like it's fucking Julia Roberts like
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Speaker 2: and she acts like a fan. So I'm like, good
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Speaker 2: for you, Kelly. Give Kelly Clarson the Tonight Show. Tonight
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Speaker 2: Show with Kelly Clarkson. Let's do that. I bet what's
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Speaker 2: his name? Uh yeah, Johnny Carson is probably rolling out
20:31
Speaker 2: his grave because he was always like he hated he
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Speaker 2: hated women. So anyway, so yeah, my big news of
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Speaker 2: the week is Jonathan Bailey sixties a man alive. I
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Speaker 2: think that's probably gonna be like I think they should
20:42
Speaker 2: just drop it now and like that, just make that permanent.
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Speaker 2: He's only going to age amazingly. So I love that.
20:49
Speaker 2: So listener, let us know what your news. What you
20:52
Speaker 2: want our news team to discover uncover if you want
20:55
Speaker 2: us to connect, you know, boy meets World with with
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Speaker 2: the meth or yeah, or like how the Golden Girls started,
21:04
Speaker 2: you know, the war in Gaza. I don't know. Whatever
21:07
Speaker 2: it is, we're on this.
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Speaker 4: We can find a connection.
21:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're here for you.
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Speaker 4: Andy.
21:11
Speaker 2: What do you got going on right now?
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Speaker 4: Nothing? Just doing dad, daughter and diploma's check that out.
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Speaker 4: It's pretty fun. That's really about it.
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Speaker 2: That's pretty big. I think it's an amazing show. Listen
21:22
Speaker 2: to it. Invite if you have like teenagers, have them
21:25
Speaker 2: listen to it. Inspire them to do things. I love
21:27
Speaker 2: this about your podcast is that it's a hobby and
21:30
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21:34
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21:37
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21:39
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21:42
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21:44
Speaker 2: for a little bit. Listener, if you want to know
21:46
Speaker 2: what I'm doing, I'm taking pictures of my goddamn shiuaa.
21:49
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21:52
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Speaker 4: I am ay trugle like that or I terrify that.
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Speaker 2: Yes, like he really fucked up society for us anyways,
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