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OUTRO: Transfusion Confusion [R18] · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Actually gonna be by a disclaimer on the disclaimer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't listen to that disclaimer you get everyone hoody j
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  Speaker 1: from the Big Show here. Now, this isn't absolute, but
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  Speaker 1: we are thinking about putting a disclaimer on we're speaking
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: This is well, are we this.
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  Speaker 3: Around your kids?
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  Speaker 1: We're putting a disclaimer on this, and don't play this
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  Speaker 1: around your kids.
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  Speaker 4: It just gets a bit ra a teen, just a
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  Speaker 4: bit filth. Well, Caysey gets filthy talking about in particular, there's.
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  Speaker 3: Some shocking stuff revolving around jizz.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, do we have to do another one now?
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  Speaker 2: For all you.
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  Speaker 1: Mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even
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  Speaker 1: closer on.
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  Speaker 3: Instagram, YouTube and tictu for targets for to seven every
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  Speaker 3: weekday on Radio correct.
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  Speaker 2: How are we going, fellows, it's a new shirt.
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  Speaker 3: You got the jament.
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  Speaker 2: It's not new. It's my goal.
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  Speaker 3: Shoot, That's what I'm saying. Is it's new to my
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  Speaker 3: eyes because it's got trees and ship on it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, actually, you know, I think it's just
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  Speaker 2: like part of.
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  Speaker 3: My shirt covering human cocks. Okay, and we that and
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  Speaker 3: you won't even know what is it is that human
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  Speaker 3: cox I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Actually I would seriously wear that ship because.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to cock is a type of bird, so
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  Speaker 4: you'd be like, no that that chicks out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, human, Yeah, I don't know how it's ever come
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  Speaker 1: to this. But you know that's just life, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: It is you just you just put a shirt on
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  Speaker 1: and carry on with you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, fuck it, who cares?
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  Speaker 3: Get on with your life? Look at Keyesy dominating that
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  Speaker 3: water year by, that's how you do it.
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  Speaker 4: A scolded me.
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  Speaker 1: Sweet of God, that Keys he must drink ten fucking
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  Speaker 1: glasses of water while we do the show, and every
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  Speaker 1: single time we go to go to the car, I've
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  Speaker 1: gotta go wheeze.
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  Speaker 2: Then he takes fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, now he's added the mustard because he's realized this.
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  Speaker 3: Most of my water here.
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  Speaker 4: You know why I drink lots of water because it
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  Speaker 4: directly affects how much energy I have on the show fever.
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  Speaker 4: I'm feeling a bit like, I'm like, fuck, I bet
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  Speaker 4: I haven't drank much water. And then I'll scull a
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  Speaker 4: couple of glasses of water. Boom, good to go. And
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  Speaker 4: if I get to five o'clock, the five o'clock top
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  Speaker 4: of the air. And if I haven't done weeze yet,
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  Speaker 4: that's a sign I need to drink more water.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay, yeah, because your body is absorbed it, obviously
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  Speaker 1: you need.
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  Speaker 4: To and it makes for some reason, it makes me go.
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  Speaker 3: And it's always water.
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  Speaker 2: It's always because I don't have enough water.
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  Speaker 4: Back in the day, would have drank like coffee and
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  Speaker 4: blah blah blah. But it's actually just water.
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  Speaker 3: So she just water.
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  Speaker 4: So I just need I just need water.
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  Speaker 3: That's a secret mant of people. But you get it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it. Water and arrist me and throw
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  Speaker 4: away the key if I lock me up, Jason, throw
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  Speaker 4: away the.
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  Speaker 3: Me up and put me in the corner and pull
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  Speaker 3: down my pad.
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  Speaker 4: With me, because I need to go wheezy.
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  Speaker 1: And look at your swollen, water bloated testies.
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  Speaker 4: I don't store urine in my testies?
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  Speaker 2: What where do you store it?
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  Speaker 4: In the bladder? I've got a mate who like always
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  Speaker 4: it's a joke, obviously, yeah, but he refuses to lit
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  Speaker 4: it up that he believes that your urine installed in
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  Speaker 4: your balls.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good one.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like, well, it's just where it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Always thoughts that you know when you get the old
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  Speaker 1: snip snip.
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  Speaker 3: Or decision.
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  Speaker 1: The sect to me that you didn't jiz anymore, But
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  Speaker 1: they mean I since.
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  Speaker 4: Lond you're pleasantly surprised.
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  Speaker 2: You still jizz. But it just doesn't have.
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  Speaker 3: This sperm asola. It doesn't have the sperm. It does
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  Speaker 3: have the sperm epizoa, the liquid. That's just the yeah
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  Speaker 3: ship because that was what initially tasty stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Where's the sperm go?
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  Speaker 3: The sperm obviously you get tied up, so it still produces.
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  Speaker 3: Your testicle will still produce your testes of course still
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  Speaker 3: produce sperm, but they're just absorbed through the walls right
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  Speaker 3: into the into your bloodstream.
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  Speaker 4: Right then they just die.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just gone. So your blood is just filled
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  Speaker 3: with hipms. So when you get blood transfusion, if it's
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  Speaker 3: from a dude like it is going to be full
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  Speaker 3: of jizz and STDs.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that seems like a huge decision you'd.
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  Speaker 3: Have to make.
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  Speaker 2: There was this weird thing when I like.
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  Speaker 4: Someone's dying, they're like, quick, we need a blood doner,
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  Speaker 4: and Hody j comes out here take my the like
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  Speaker 4: in the day, the big guys.
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  Speaker 3: That will be like, I'm not good, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: any of that blood blood. Yeah, so I've got a
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  Speaker 3: lot of g's in my blood because I'm naturally blocked up.
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  Speaker 3: It's a concern for me, right, So you're naturally blocked up.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what. We don't know what's happened there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just blocked up, right, So I'm shooting zero zero
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  Speaker 3: jizz like I've had the snip. Yeah, So some kind
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  Speaker 3: of a natural blockage just happened there. But what if
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  Speaker 3: it naturally unblocks and I become a father, Yeah, just
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  Speaker 3: a flood of speA.
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  Speaker 4: Not me, Maggie Manogi, He'll be in high school at
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  Speaker 4: the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know if you guys recall this something
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  Speaker 3: I should have it professionally done.
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  Speaker 1: In the mid nineties where people were getting blood transfusions,
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  Speaker 1: because that's when I donated back in the mid nineties,
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  Speaker 1: and there was just this outbreak of pregnancies.
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  Speaker 4: Right because of your Hey, that's such as So you
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  Speaker 4: had of a sick to me in the mid nineties.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, man, when you were fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The Wholchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hierarchy,
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  Speaker 4: the Wacky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: That's what actually stopped me from getting the snip snap
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  Speaker 1: was I thought, I don't want to not be out
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  Speaker 1: of Jez anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Right, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Around? He loves it.
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  Speaker 4: That's your favorite part? Is that like the missy afterpart?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my favorite shame of it?
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  Speaker 2: The humiliation?
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  Speaker 4: Does it look different?
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  Speaker 3: Tastes the same? Everything?
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take your word for that.
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  Speaker 4: Bogie still reeks, It's still still.
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  Speaker 3: Smell still bright yellow, it does.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay. I remember actually.
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  Speaker 1: Reading this very good biography of Oscar Wild when he
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  Speaker 1: was arrested and then subsequently put in prison for homosexuality
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  Speaker 1: and the gay The warden was talking about how he
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  Speaker 1: changed him completely and he just became a very broken man.
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  Speaker 1: But walking into his cell and it just stunk of.
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  Speaker 3: Ejaculate, really and that did he know?
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  Speaker 1: The warden who was looking after Oscar Wild?
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  Speaker 3: I thought you'd get there and every sort of cell
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  Speaker 3: that you go to would already smell.
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  Speaker 2: Probably would. But does the.
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  Speaker 4: Water know what it smells like?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Probably smell know what it smells like? You know, a
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  Speaker 4: mile away, CAZy, a mile away, someone's is a mile
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  Speaker 4: away from here, And I'm like something recent z. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: you're a sick Yeah, especially in the CBD. I can't
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  Speaker 4: come down here because it's just I.
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  Speaker 3: Get a work of jaculate.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I feel like that Warden's full of ship.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to hear a good quote from Oscar
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  Speaker 3: Old Casey that might inspire you?
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  Speaker 4: Mean?
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  Speaker 3: I think that's one in particular, be yourself CAZy. It
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  Speaker 3: was very specific. I'll be chris Key, be yourself Casey.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone else has already taken. Yeah, another one, that's a
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  Speaker 3: good man. Okay, we're all but looking at the stars.
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  Speaker 4: Is that like some of us are aiming higher for that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Learning I don't know any Oscar.
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  Speaker 3: I could resist everything Kezy, but except except come on, Jonation.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing is the only thing worse than being
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  Speaker 3: talked about. Kesey has not been talked about.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a famous story to Keysey when he traveled
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  Speaker 1: overseas and he was and he was going through customs
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  Speaker 1: and they said, mister Wilde, do you have anything to declear?
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  Speaker 1: And he said, I have nothing to declare but my genius.
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  Speaker 4: If that was me, I'd be like, what a.
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  Speaker 2: You get?
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  Speaker 3: Rubber?
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  Speaker 4: That shot man? Where to go?
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  Speaker 2: But it is cool, Kesy.
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  Speaker 3: God he is looking weird these days. Jason.
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  Speaker 1: I know it irritates me when I reference Cool Keysy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the issue is that no one listening knows what
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  Speaker 4: you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: There's a guy that walks works here that goes past
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  Speaker 3: that we have dubbed Cool Keysy because he looks sort
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  Speaker 3: of nothing like the same as as a call Hordy
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  Speaker 3: j that looks nothing like him. I'm pretty sure it's
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  Speaker 3: an old woman is where there was a woman, yes,
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  Speaker 3: and then Coole Mowgi is the guy who walks really
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  Speaker 3: straight up. Oh that's right, yeah, very red, that's right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but he's a spot on. So Cool Kesey wears all
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  Speaker 3: sorts of snaarzy clothes. You know, he's an individual baby,
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  Speaker 3: but he's sort of started getting a bit carried away.
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  Speaker 3: He's gone too fast years because a guy in Levin
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  Speaker 3: when I was a kid, and he walk around and
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  Speaker 3: he's sort of dressed like Cool Kesey wear a long
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  Speaker 3: trench coat, yeah, dark sunglasses and that, and you'd often
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  Speaker 3: see him be sitting on a bench. We used to
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  Speaker 3: call him double sex because he was like a spy.
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  Speaker 3: Seemed like a spy, but he wasn't quite you know,
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  Speaker 3: so he's double sex. He wasn't double O seven your name,
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  Speaker 3: but I think he was. I don't know what the
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  Speaker 3: you know, the rights, but I think he was mental.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think cool key. Just lets listening. He's probably
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  Speaker 4: mid twenties. This is the thing that's weird about it.
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  Speaker 4: In his mid twenties. He wears like a long trench coat,
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  Speaker 4: He smokes a he smokes a vait like a pipe
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  Speaker 4: pipe and wears it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and he's got weird glass.
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  Speaker 3: I think we can get this specific, can we not?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Okay, especially that just that thing
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  Speaker 3: that you see at the end of the pigs. Can
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  Speaker 3: we get the time on that? Maybe if we just
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  Speaker 3: cut out that part? Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, because
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  Speaker 3: the rest of it was pretty vague. But that narrows
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  Speaker 3: it down a lot, because he's the only one that
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  Speaker 3: does that.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of wanted to get back to him though.
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  Speaker 3: Bugger, he's happy in his life totally.
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  Speaker 4: His happiness is making me furious, so he should Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He should change that seems fair.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair.
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  Speaker 1: He probably looks at your prison jacket and goes, God,
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  Speaker 1: he's just getting fucking weirder and weirder.
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  Speaker 4: That dude, Jase, you have no idea the amount of
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  Speaker 4: compliments I've had on this jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Really under the prisoners.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this one dude come to me, He's like, man,
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  Speaker 4: I love your jacket. I was like, man, you wreak
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  Speaker 4: of jizz. It was Oscar wild true story.
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  Speaker 2: Wrap it up. Put a disclaimer on this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, can you put a disclaimer that says quitting
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  Speaker 3: this one?
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  Speaker 4: It was like.
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  Speaker 3: What you tell you?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 3: They look shiny and new.
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  Speaker 4: Turned on. Man, whatever is one of the left bigger
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  Speaker 4: than the one on the right wider?
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  Speaker 2: You're na, na, I think they're the same.
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  Speaker 4: So I fucking do my head and if I noticed
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  Speaker 4: something like.
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  Speaker 1: That, it's maybe half a cend to meter smaller.
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  Speaker 4: All right, we'll do as well. That's bullshit. As we'll
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  Speaker 4: sign off here and then we'll record a disclaimer.
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  Speaker 3: We'll put it. Okay, yes, all right, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: This is the big show, four or seven week days
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  Speaker 4: on HODAK. You'll love it.