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Things That Must Go For March 12th 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, these are things that are bugging you, things that
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  Speaker 2: are just on your mind. You can't get them off.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it just drives you crazy. You say, I
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  Speaker 2: got to get these things away from me. Maybe if
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  Speaker 2: I send them to Radio from Hell, I'll feel better
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  Speaker 2: about it. And sometimes we understand if we read yours
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  Speaker 2: on the air, these things do magically disappear from your life.
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  Speaker 2: Send yours to things that must go Radio from Hell,
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  Speaker 2: Things that must go. Let me start that again. It's
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  Speaker 2: Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot com. You
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  Speaker 2: put Musco in the subject line, and that's how you
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  Speaker 2: get it to us. You want to go first, carry Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: the first.
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  Speaker 3: One from the foot of Mount Doom. The freeway electric
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  Speaker 3: sign usually tells you about traffic. Occasionally it says silver alert.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah warning, Yeah, go to website. You know, while you're driving,
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  Speaker 3: there's still plenty of room on the sign. And I mean,
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  Speaker 3: can you give me a little something?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it means it means there's an old person wandering
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  Speaker 2: around on the freeway.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but a little more like a little.
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  Speaker 3: More yeah, the clothes they were wearing, the car they
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  Speaker 3: were driving. I I don't even know what website it is.
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  Speaker 3: It just says, go to a website, like we all know,
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  Speaker 3: just a little something, just a little all right, let's see. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: you can use my name, Scott, don't hold it against me.
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  Speaker 3: Kaysville burrito distribution errors must go. You get a fully
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  Speaker 3: loaded burrito and the placement or distribution of the contents
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  Speaker 3: within results in bites isolating one item only depending on
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  Speaker 3: depending on which burrito quadrant you bite or fork into.
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  Speaker 3: For example, south end, right side might be a glob
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  Speaker 3: of gualk up north bite pork chunk. Maybe if lucky,
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  Speaker 3: it bumped up against some sour cream as it helps it.
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  Speaker 5: Really a big problem.
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  Speaker 3: Distribute burrito contents in the manufacturing is to allow consumer
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  Speaker 3: enjoyment of items simultaneously and harmoniously.
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  Speaker 5: All right, that's what he puts. Say this one from Zane.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say one quick thing that must go people who
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  Speaker 3: spell photo with an F. Yeah, it's faster, it's pH
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  Speaker 3: not ft o.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you Zaane. And this one from Vanessa.
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  Speaker 3: First thing that must go are the multiple flowering pear
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  Speaker 3: trees that were copiously planted in my neighborhood. Do we
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  Speaker 3: really need eleventy hundred of them. The flowers are pretty
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  Speaker 3: in the spring, but those tiny pears just litter up
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  Speaker 3: the sidewalk and get all over my shoes when I
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  Speaker 3: walk my dog, and then it looks like I've stepped
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  Speaker 3: in dog poop. But it's not as dumb pears. Another
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  Speaker 3: thing that must go is creatine doesn't dissolve in water,
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  Speaker 3: so taking it from my menopausal brain every day is
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  Speaker 3: a labor in grittiness. It's like drinking sand beach water.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for attention to these matters, your humble servant, Vanessa.
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  Speaker 5: Got it.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go next. This one says, please feel free to
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  Speaker 2: use my name. It's Brian or b Ross, as my
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  Speaker 2: friends call me. Longtime listener. Not the first time I've submitted.
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  Speaker 2: I have a few things that must go. When there
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  Speaker 2: is any moisture on any U DOT road, the inability
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  Speaker 2: to see the hug and lane markers seems like we're
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  Speaker 2: all driving in a NASCAR race. Gina's traffic updates where
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  Speaker 2: she states at mile marker nine point three, what city
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  Speaker 2: is this, Gina?
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  Speaker 5: What county is it? Now?
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  Speaker 2: I realize Gina is only as good as you DOT provides.
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  Speaker 2: This does not happen on every traffic update, but the
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  Speaker 2: mile marker identify their needs to go. We need specific
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  Speaker 2: locations or county and city. This must go is coming
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  Speaker 2: from someone who does not drive through Salt Lake City
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  Speaker 2: every day. And the most important must go. Whenever I
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  Speaker 2: say to myself throughout my chaotic day at work that
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  Speaker 2: I should send this into Musco and then I don't,
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  Speaker 2: that must go. This one says number one. Irresponsible pet
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  Speaker 2: owners must go. Don't have a pet if you can
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  Speaker 2: not afford to pay the vet when your animal is
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  Speaker 2: desperately ill and needs assistance. Don't have a pet if
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  Speaker 2: you're not willing to clean up after it. Don't own
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  Speaker 2: a pet if you're just going to keep it in
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  Speaker 2: your yard. Twenty four to seven. And the other thing
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  Speaker 2: that must go migrains. That's all thanks. And finally this one,
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  Speaker 2: this is a very odd must go. The section of
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  Speaker 2: I fifteen between the spaghetti Bowl and thirty third South
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  Speaker 2: must go due to all of the confusing smells within
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  Speaker 2: the same vicinity. We have Daily's Premium Meats, makers of
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  Speaker 2: delicious bacon, where it smells delightful, and then we also
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  Speaker 2: have the sewage treatment plant. Over time, this is confused
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  Speaker 2: my sniffer. Multiple times there are yum smells and then
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  Speaker 2: suddenly bum smells, So it must go. My sniffer, being
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  Speaker 2: trained not to differentiate smells over time, must go. I
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  Speaker 2: have been conditioned by the sewer meat plant like Pablowed's dog,
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  Speaker 2: and from time to time, while using the bathroom, I
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  Speaker 2: start to crave a club sandwich. Of course, this kind
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  Speaker 2: of makes me make sense because our digestive system transforms
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  Speaker 2: one into the other. But finally, the sewer treatment plant
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  Speaker 2: smell really must go. This is because, if you think
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  Speaker 2: about it, this is the baseline aroma of everyone's stuff
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  Speaker 2: mixed together. I oh, I didn't need to know this,
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  Speaker 2: so that also needs to go as well. Keep a
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  Speaker 2: loose down there, and don't let your farts get stuck
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  Speaker 2: into the program.
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  Speaker 5: Jason, all right, Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, just one must go. As anti vax parents. I'm
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  Speaker 4: in my forties and finally got my MMR vaccine. The
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  Speaker 4: current outbreak scared the hell out of me. Just a reminder,
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  Speaker 4: vaccident your kids and yourself. If your parents didn't do you.
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  Speaker 3: Do it for you.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks for letting them. This from boyse fop Mark.
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  Speaker 4: The next door app must go because it's become a
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  Speaker 4: haven for pearl clutching people posting about kids. Oh well,
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  Speaker 4: there's four shady looking teenagers and hoodies stalking our neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: I saw this group of kids driving home. There were
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  Speaker 4: just four kids walking home from school in their wrestling hoodies.
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  Speaker 4: This is not a problem. And finally this one and
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  Speaker 4: I have looked into this. Oh hello people, this is
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  Speaker 4: from Hunter. What must go is the lack of information
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  Speaker 4: about the upcoming Man in the Arena event to be
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  Speaker 4: held at the Mavericks Center.
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  Speaker 5: What is this?
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  Speaker 4: Who's putting it on? Who will be appearing? What are
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  Speaker 4: they doing? None of these questions can be readily answered.
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  Speaker 4: I looked into it.
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  Speaker 5: Hunter.
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  Speaker 4: Looks a lot like Alpha Con.
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  Speaker 3: The Bro convention.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Man in the Arena, the picture that they
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  Speaker 4: put up, it's guys with lions, not sheep hats. They
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  Speaker 4: all look like Pete Hegseth. And here's what I found
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  Speaker 4: out about.
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  Speaker 5: It is okay?
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  Speaker 4: What is Men in the Arena? Jim Ramos is a
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  Speaker 4: best selling author, speaker, and the founder of Men in
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  Speaker 4: the Arena and international ministry focused on equipping Christian.
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  Speaker 5: Men in the stress bubble of.
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  Speaker 4: Life married with kids at home, struggling to lead their
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  Speaker 4: families and communities.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's bro.
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  Speaker 4: Men, it's bro men, men power.
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  Speaker 5: It's leading men to their best version. Gina, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: It's focus on the family is supporting it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, stay away from this.
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  Speaker 4: It's all I needed to see is the lions not
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  Speaker 4: cheap hats. And you went out and I so so
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  Speaker 4: hopefully that's helpful.
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  Speaker 5: Hunters.
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  Speaker 4: Stay stay away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, stay away, thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The seminars are awful.
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  Speaker 2: Abortions, abortions, hidden impact on men, dealing with your wife's
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  Speaker 2: sexual history. These are all the seminars that men in
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  Speaker 2: the arena. This is really terrible. Don't go