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These White Folks Crazy with Kerwin Claiborne · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically Black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 1: talk back.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, y'all?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for tuning in for a new episode of
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  Speaker 3: We Talk Back, a show dedicated to you, you and you.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Shit. Stop.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that little.
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  Speaker 4: Sad, disgruntled, depressed donkey. Hi, everybody. What's up, y'all?
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  Speaker 3: Listen, it's your girl AJ and that's Tam. She don't
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  Speaker 3: feel like talking.
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  Speaker 4: I love y'all still, but she.
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  Speaker 3: It's the first of the month. It's the time of
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  Speaker 3: the month. I wish men have to go through this
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  Speaker 3: type of shit.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Actually, men do PMS.
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  Speaker 3: They don't want to admit it, but they definitely be
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  Speaker 3: having a time during the month when they acting like
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  Speaker 3: they on the rag, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I wish they had this and not us. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: going to lie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't because, you know, a lot of people may
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  Speaker 3: take it. Men are very emotional, man. So imagine adding
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  Speaker 3: a period on top of that.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't give a fuck. I'd rather them go through
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  Speaker 4: this than me.
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  Speaker 2: It would be way more murders. Like those men are violent.
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  Speaker 3: So imagine if they period, like they straight going to
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  Speaker 3: be slapping the shit out of everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Like the things we be wanting to do, they'll actually
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  Speaker 4: act on it. Population control. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 4: tell you.
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  Speaker 5: Shame.
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  Speaker 4: Well, how was your weekend nonetheless? Yeah, it was, it
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  Speaker 4: was cool.
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  Speaker 3: That's not like my motherfucking weekend every weekend it was
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  Speaker 3: cool what i did this week bitch we was in
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  Speaker 3: charlotte is that right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah well sunday and monday yeah friday and saturday.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't do nothing friday and saturday for real i
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  Speaker 3: actually missed one of my best friend's daughter um graduation
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  Speaker 3: celebration um trying to get to charlotte but That's about it.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't really have no plans this past weekend. My
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  Speaker 3: birthday is this week, y'all. When y'all hear this episode,
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  Speaker 3: it's going to be my.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be on your birthday. Yes, exactly. Or maybe we
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  Speaker 4: should sing to you real quick. Go do it.
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  Speaker 6: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, D.A.J.
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  Speaker 4: Alizé Jenkins.
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  Speaker 2: When you say Alizé Jenkins?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you.
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  Speaker 4: And many more. Period, bitch. We made it. Oh, I
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  Speaker 4: got about 24 hours. Hopefully I make it. Nigga, we
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  Speaker 4: made it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wish me and Kanye West a happy birthday, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Just you. Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get into stupid internet news. What happened? Girl, let's
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  Speaker 3: talk about Trey Songz for a second. Y'all, we definitely,
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  Speaker 3: there's some taboo shit in the black community we act
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  Speaker 3: like we don't do that's exclusive to white people. But
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  Speaker 3: Trey Songz is a predator. It's just been too many
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  Speaker 3: allegations against this dude.
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  Speaker 1: My grandma said if somebody, if too many people accuse
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  Speaker 1: you of smoking crack, you smoking crack.
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  Speaker 3: There's a video online. So there's another woman now suing
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  Speaker 3: him for $ 10 million. And it's a video online of
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  Speaker 3: him exposing her breasts like in the middle. Just like
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  Speaker 3: imagine you being at like a pool party. Bathe the
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  Speaker 3: suit on you and your friends. And then some guys
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  Speaker 3: and their friends and you talking amongst people. And, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I think the guy, one of the guys was about
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  Speaker 3: to take a picture with her, take a picture of
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  Speaker 3: her or something. And he just flips this girl's breast out.
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  Speaker 3: And she's like trying to cover it up and like
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  Speaker 3: laughing like uncomfortably. Because sometimes when you're embarrassed or even scared,
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  Speaker 3: you kind of laugh it off. You don't know what's
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  Speaker 3: about to happen next when something unexpected like that happens.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, this nigga is wild.
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  Speaker 2: A dude I.
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  Speaker 3: Know posted it on Instagram, and he was like, if
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  Speaker 3: I were to ever see one of my friends do this,
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  Speaker 3: I'm walking away immediately.
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  Speaker 4: So they can go to jail by themselves. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Because what makes you think that every woman is just...
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  Speaker 1: At your disposal.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you putting your hands on people? Accessible to
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  Speaker 4: you in a sexual manner. Watch out. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And so I feel like other men need to check
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  Speaker 3: this behavior. The other men that was with him should
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  Speaker 3: have said something.
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  Speaker 4: Like, dog, you tripping. Relax.
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  Speaker 2: Where's your manager?
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  Speaker 3: Where are the people who supposedly care about you to
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  Speaker 3: make sure you're not fucking up?
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  Speaker 4: They know who he is.
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  Speaker 3: And look, birds of a feather flock together. I was
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  Speaker 3: telling one of my guy friends that the other day.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I know a lot of good women.
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot of good single women. And based
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  Speaker 3: on your dating history, nigga, I know you've ran across
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  Speaker 3: a lot of good single women that you just didn't
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  Speaker 3: do right. You passed up on them.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 3: I also know a lot of whack-ass dudes. And based
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  Speaker 3: on the conversations he tells me about some of the
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  Speaker 3: people he knows, like his guy friends, they ain't shit.
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  Speaker 4: Terrible.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like, why do you hang with him? I
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  Speaker 3: know he's a nice guy, but he won't settle down.
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  Speaker 3: That's his only drawback. The rest of them, these guys.
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  Speaker 4: Are not good people.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you hang with them? It's something about you
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  Speaker 3: and them. You see yourself in them a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he don't show you that side of him. He
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  Speaker 1: probably ain't shit either.
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  Speaker 3: He definitely ain't pulling people's titties out and putting women
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  Speaker 3: in compromising positions and shit like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wild. That's horrible. That's horrible. Men don't spend
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  Speaker 4: enough time checking other men. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Pull my titty out if you want to. Only ten
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  Speaker 1: niggas with millions so I can come on and take.
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  Speaker 4: You to court. Right. Ten million dollars is this lawsuit
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  Speaker 4: right now against him. Rightfully so. Yeah. And she should
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  Speaker 4: get every penny. Put that nigga in debt. And she
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  Speaker 4: should get every penny. Don't touch my body, sir. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: You got me fucked up. Yeah, he's definitely wildin'. I'm
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  Speaker 4: the only one who pulls my titties out in the public.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do it when I'm ready.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: You don't get to do it. The fuck?
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  Speaker 1: This ain't Mardi Gras, bitch. I ain't got to ask
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  Speaker 1: you for no motherfucking beads.
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  Speaker 4: He just had a random ass party on a random
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  Speaker 4: summer's day and this shit happened.
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  Speaker 2: That is fucking wild. So did you see this article?
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  Speaker 3: It's a Tennessee woman accused of hiring a hit man
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  Speaker 3: to murder the wife of a man she met on
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  Speaker 3: a dating app.
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  Speaker 4: It says, damn, she wanted that nigga bad. Give me
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  Speaker 4: that dick. But here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: He was already got one foot out the door, girl.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't had to kill that lady.
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  Speaker 4: He on a date nap. No.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So he wasn't married yet. Or tried to kill that lady.
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  Speaker 4: He was engaged. The guy.
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  Speaker 2: Why is he on a date nap? I guess because
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  Speaker 2: you're free until you're married.
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  Speaker 6: Shit.
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  Speaker 3: We need to realize that. Bitch, you're single until you're married.
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  Speaker 3: You got to act like a wife to be a wife.
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  Speaker 4: That's what T.D. Jakeson is.
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  Speaker 3: You end up being a wife to all these niggas
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  Speaker 3: who never wife you. That's what happens oftentimes. A Tennessee
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  Speaker 3: woman landed herself in an unfortunate legal trouble. According to reports,
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  Speaker 3: Melody Sacer is being accused of hiring a hitman to
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  Speaker 3: murder the wife of a man she met on Match.com.
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  Speaker 3: The environmental compliance specialist was reportedly arrested on May 18th
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  Speaker 3: and is being held as a suspect who allegedly attempted
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  Speaker 3: murder for hire. M4H is what I like to call it.
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  Speaker 4: Damn, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: The 47-year-old allegedly threatened David Wallace and his wife, Jennifer,
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  Speaker 3: and also tracked them using a fitness app to send
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  Speaker 3: time updates and information to a fabricated assassination website that
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  Speaker 3: tipped off law enforcement. Okay, so people be buying hitmen
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  Speaker 3: on the dark web, and you can only pay in Bitcoin. So,
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  Speaker 3: Sacer compensated $ 9, 750 worth of Bitcoin for.
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  Speaker 2: To the online killers market.
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  Speaker 4: Like, you really thought you could just go to the internet?
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  Speaker 2: Bitch, you dumb.
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  Speaker 4: It's the cart of murder. Get your stupid ass. Your
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  Speaker 4: big dumb ass.
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  Speaker 3: So she went to an online killers market site using
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  Speaker 3: the username Cat Tree. Reports claim David and Cesar matched
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  Speaker 3: on the dating site in 2020, but the nature of
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  Speaker 3: their relationship isn't clear.
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  Speaker 4: He hit that pussy. Things between the two.
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  Speaker 3: Hikers got rocky after David disclosed to Sacer that he
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  Speaker 3: was going to marry his then-fiancee, Jennifer, according to court documents.
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  Speaker 3: And listen, she responded back to him about getting married.
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  Speaker 3: She said, I hope you fall off a cliff and die.
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  Speaker 3: She meant that shit.
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  Speaker 4: Damn. And if she's convicted, she can... What's her name?
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  Speaker 4: Her name... Melody. Melody.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's Brandy from Thin Line Between Love and Hate.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very thin line between love and hate. So
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  Speaker 3: if convicted of the murder for hire charge, she could
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  Speaker 3: be jailed for up to 10 years.
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  Speaker 5: Damn.
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  Speaker 4: No more hikes for you, hoe. Shame. It ain't never
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  Speaker 4: that deep. Never. She tripping. She is tripping.
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  Speaker 1: She seen the ad. Remember that movie where they was like,
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  Speaker 1: look at seeking a man for a man. He said
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  Speaker 1: he does wet work and the man came to pee
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  Speaker 1: on him.
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  Speaker 2: What? No.
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  Speaker 1: It was horrible bosses and they were trying to get
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  Speaker 1: their bosses murdered. Oh, he found the ad in the
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  Speaker 1: newspaper and it thought it was supposed to get pissed
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  Speaker 1: off instead of getting.
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  Speaker 4: Snubbed by the kill.
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  Speaker 2: We are a man looking for a man. You watch
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  Speaker 2: too much TV, man.
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  Speaker 4: You a kid. Yeah, I love it. Favorite pastime. All right. So, girl,
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  Speaker 4: the baby did a summer jam.
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  Speaker 1: And as he was leaving backstage, a fan backstage, literally,
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  Speaker 1: there's video, walks up to him and asks to suck
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  Speaker 1: his dick.
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  Speaker 2: Right now and she's like pull it out pull.
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  Speaker 1: It out right and he like he uh act like
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  Speaker 1: he was unloosening his pants buckle but you know obviously
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  Speaker 1: he didn't do it and then kept on walking and
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  Speaker 1: she was like you playing you playing.
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  Speaker 4: Who is raising these girls? Bitches who wasn't raised.
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  Speaker 1: So if he pulled his dick out, you was going
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  Speaker 1: to drop down in the middle of backstage summer jam
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  Speaker 1: in front of all those people and put his penis
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  Speaker 1: in your mouth?
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  Speaker 4: I actually saw that at Bikers Weekend one year. Like
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  Speaker 4: a woman do that. I don't know. I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 4: Just landed it free.
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  Speaker 5: Extra free.
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  Speaker 3: If we was in Dubai, you get your damn head
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  Speaker 3: chopped off or some type of shit like that.
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  Speaker 2: We got too much freedom, man. It's just too much freedom.
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  Speaker 1: If I suck your dick, it's a reward for something
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  Speaker 1: that you've done for me. Right.
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  Speaker 2: It's never.
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  Speaker 4: Because I just want to.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't just want to suck dick.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: This is a Scooby snack, nigga. This is a treat
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  Speaker 1: for you because you behave.
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  Speaker 2: Not a Scooby snack.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all just out here. See, that's why the game's so
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  Speaker 1: fucked up now. That's why dating is so hard. Because
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  Speaker 1: there's girls out here just ready to suck your dick
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  Speaker 1: for clout.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: We set the standard, ladies. These men cannot do... The
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  Speaker 3: bar is low as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: The bar is in hell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's real low. Yeah. Pull your dick out. I'll suck
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  Speaker 4: your dick. I thought she was a crackhead. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: she wants some crack. Is this Friday? Felicia? Right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's terrible, man. What's the thought process?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I always think, oftentimes I think about, like, girls that, like,
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  Speaker 3: in high school and shit like that.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I know several girls in high school that got, like,
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  Speaker 4: real-life trains ran on them by other high school boys.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what's the thought process? This one girl used to
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  Speaker 2: call her wee-wee mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Like.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I know, man.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, and another girl used to call her ooze mouth.
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  Speaker 3: They said she had green stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Coming out of her coochie.
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  Speaker 1: There was a girl, they used to call her Ben
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  Speaker 1: Wallace because she Ben Wallace.
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  Speaker 5: Shut up. You get it?
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  Speaker 2: I got it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. It was witty.
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  Speaker 3: It was witty as fuck, but it was mean. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's like, what's the thought process? Like, you got to
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  Speaker 3: have a little bit more self-love than that, man.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't no way.
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  Speaker 4: I'm backstage.
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  Speaker 3: And I guess the groupies backstage, Michael Jackson sung about them,
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  Speaker 3: them Dirty Dianas.
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  Speaker 4: But listen, yeah, you're right. But you don't even know
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  Speaker 4: if that dick is safe.
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  Speaker 1: Just because a person is on TV and rich, they
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  Speaker 1: are not exempt from.
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  Speaker 4: Diseases and STDs.
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  Speaker 1: He could have a bumpy face and you're just ready
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  Speaker 1: to slam it down your throat.
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  Speaker 3: You saw Charleston White talking about blue face. In the
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Christian Rock shit situation.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, all of these dudes got that bumping dick.
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  Speaker 4: And they all having sex with the same girl, so
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  Speaker 4: they all bumped up, bumping into each other.
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  Speaker 2: It's the truth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. You just got to be careful. Do better.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I know we said that was it, but I
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  Speaker 3: want to talk about Erykah Badu right quick.
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  Speaker 2: Erykah Badu... She done put a hex on blue face ass.
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  Speaker 3: And with the energy of all black women around the world,
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  Speaker 3: he better be goddamn careful. So she reposted, he did
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  Speaker 3: a video where he had all these other pregnant women.
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  Speaker 3: And again, it's about women setting standards because these clowns
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: gonna clown, right? But there should be no pregnant woman
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  Speaker 3: that would allow herself to be objected, subjected to the
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  Speaker 3: bullshit in a video that to basically harass his now
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  Speaker 3: pregnant girlfriend or ex-girlfriend, whatever she is to him. She's
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  Speaker 3: pregnant with your child. So you're using other women, and
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: they're allowing you to use them to taunt her. That
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  Speaker 3: is fucked up. So Erykah Badu reposted this shit on
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  Speaker 3: her story. She was like, this nigga is trash. Universe,
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  Speaker 3: do your thing.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. But here's the thing. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I agree with what you're saying, but I also feel
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  Speaker 1: like she has to take some accountability because this nigga
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  Speaker 1: has been consistent with the bullshit for at least two
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  Speaker 1: years now.
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  Speaker 3: And if he doing his shit on camera, imagine what
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  Speaker 3: he do to them women off camera.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't never been no prize as far as I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 4: You knew who you got pregnant by.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And the streets do say he got that bumpy D. Yeah, man.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: So just get a C-section. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't talking about Chris Sean Rock in that instance
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  Speaker 3: saying that. setting a standard. I'm talking about these women
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  Speaker 3: that participated in the video.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Like why would you participate? You're pregnant too. Why would
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  Speaker 3: you participate in a video? Y'all gotta be some crackheads.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't no way, bruh. You want, you need money that bad.
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  Speaker 3: You're pregnant too. Like I know the emotions, you feel
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  Speaker 3: the emotions. This woman is going through the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you do that to another one? Why are you,
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  Speaker 3: why would you participate in the taunting of another pregnant woman?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he even want to make that as a video?
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  Speaker 1: This thing is nuts.
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  Speaker 4: He's disgusting, man. Disgusting.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He's disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: But, I mean, they're allowing it. They're allowing it. He
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  Speaker 3: got mommy issues for sure. You know, I believe his
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: mom is young. She probably like our age. They grew
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: up together.
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  Speaker 2: That's the problem.
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  Speaker 4: No, she probably like your age. Like they older than you. Girl, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Your birthday tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm still younger than you. I'm turning 34 this year.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to just start identifying as a rich white
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  Speaker 3: lady man. Actually, a rich white man. I want to
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  Speaker 3: identify as a rich white man.
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  Speaker 4: Because they got all the power. And if you're a gay, rich,
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: white man, shit, you run the whole world, bitch.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Not you yawning on the mic, y'all. Listen, let's wrap
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  Speaker 2: this up.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: I did? Yes, bitch, you did.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: But anyway, we got a special guest on We Talk
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Back this week, y'all.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: One of the funniest, okay? I love when we have
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: a funny guest, though. Me too, man. It just makes
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: shit easy. It's always a lot of fun.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Y'all, we got Kerwin Claiborne on We Talk Back this week.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: He's doing a show in Charlotte. If you missed it,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: you missed it. But he's still on tour.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: What did he say? I think he said he'd be
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: in Shreveport?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: No, I think it was Oklahoma or something like that.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: But anyway, he's still on tour, y'all. He sold out,
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: so you can't go no matter what. And his show
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: is good, okay? It is good. He's funny.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: And he didn't start doing stand-up.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: He started doing those skits online. But it's hilarious.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: His show is really, really good. So check it out.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Y'all tune in. We'll be right back after this commercial.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: All right, y'all, so clearly we got a funny motherfucker.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Another one. Oh, we talk back, y'all. And another one. Hey.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Can I do gang signs? Yes, do whatever you want.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Book, book, book. Y'all, it's Kerwin Claiborne in Charlotte, North
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Carolina tonight. What's up, man? Hanging out with We Talk Back, y'all.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: What's up with it? What's up with it? Mike Chick,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Mike Chick.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for coming, man. I appreciate you, for real.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: Thank y'all for bringing me here. Because this is my
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: first time experiencing this.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: It's nice in here, right?
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: It is. At first, you scared me. I was like, oh.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: When we took you down that corridor.
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, we finna go in the dungeon
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: or something. I tell my manager, I say, hey, get
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: it right now.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Let's see where we going.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: But does he have a pistol on him?
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: No, he got hands. He brought the hands? Yeah, he
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: brought the hands.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: We can fight, too, though. Exactly. I've been learning how
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: to kick sweet niggas mid-sentence.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: So I just got to tell you, one of your
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: videos that I absolutely love, and I stole it from you, low-key.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: All right, you did a video. Remember the silhouette challenge?
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Where they was doing the red, the red background. You
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: was like, ooh, if your wife could see you.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: I'm going to tell her.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Baby, I did my silhouette, and then I cut to
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: you saying that shit. It was funny.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Every husband that was in my DMs, I sent that
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: video to them.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: I'm about to block you.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: ASAP. We be telling.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. So tell us and
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: our listeners how you guys started.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: I was doing, just doing like funny videos. Well, before
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: the videos, we ain't have nothing.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I'm from the country, deep in the country.
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: So what we did for fun, we was always, me
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: and my sister had a game called Make Me Laugh.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: So I decided to grab one of my grandmama wigs
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: and put it on my head and then imitate a female.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: And she ended up posting it on Facebook and it
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: blew up.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Like it hit a million views.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Like, Oh, damn so i was like you know what
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: let me try it again just to test it out
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: i did it again that one blew further and my
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: following blew further i said okay that's what these folks want.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: So you weren't doing comedy.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: No initially No, I never.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Thought I'd be going viral.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: And then the ones that you think don't hit, they hit.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: All videos I would drop hitting me. It just stayed
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: going viral. So I was like, okay, let me stay
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: consistent with this. So my manager, he from my hometown.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: he was known for bringing all the big comedians in and.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Stuff like that. So he hit me up. He was like, man,
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: I want you to host a show. I'm like, who
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: is this nigga? I ain't funny like that.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: This nigga?
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that nigga. I was like, I'm not funny on stage.
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: I'm funny in videos and stuff like that. He was like, man,
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you. He was like, come out. You're going
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: to have a good time. I'm like, this nigga do
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: not know what he's talking about. I'm like, I'm going
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: out of time. I blew him off about three times.
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm going out of time, dog.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: I ain't got time.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: So he hit me up the last time. He was like, man,
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: I know you ain't going nowhere. He said, just come
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: to the show. Do the show, and I guarantee you're
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: going to like it. So I did the show, heard
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: the first laugh.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: I said, hold up now. Okay. And ever since then,
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: we've been going five years straight, nonstop.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So you wrote a set. Like you wrote out like
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: a set, or you just went up there and improvised?
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: I just went up there. And that's the funny thing
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: about it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: We just experienced that ourselves, girl. That shit is fucking scary,
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: but you be ready for the next time.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: So I just, I mean, I tried it out and
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: I'm like, okay. Because when I first was doing tour,
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: I had my characters. The old lady, the old man,
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: and then the Keisha character. So after that, now I'm
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: just doing the Keisha character.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: And it's been going good.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: So these characters based off of real people or what?
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my family.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: How they feel about that?
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: My sister, she's like, nigga, is that me?
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: Because my sister, she stayed. That's why I tell everybody,
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: please do not follow my sister.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: For nothing. She go to jail, she fight. She do everything.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: This girl been locked up all her life.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I like her.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: I be like, don't follow her.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: I block her.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: How'd you block your sister?
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: She got about eight pages and I block them all.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: She like, follow me on this page. I said, uh-uh.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: She sent it to me. I hurry up and block
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: that one. I said, I ain't finna follow you. Too
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: much miss.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Is she younger or older?
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: She's older. She's my older sister.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: How many siblings do you have?
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: My mama got two girls, two boys. My brother passed
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: last year, my oldest brother.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: He passed last year. So, yeah, it's just me and
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: my two crazy sisters.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: So, now, I want to ask you this, because you
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: do some female characters, and there's criticism that goes along
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: with it, black men doing female characters.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Don't care, but go ahead.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I was about to say, how do you deal with
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: the criticism? Hey, that's fucked up. You see?
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: I used to, when I first started, because everybody was like, ah,
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: you know, he gay. And I'm like, nigga, I'm not gay.
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: And I was telling myself, I'm like, look, I'm finna
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: stop this because I don't like it. And my sister
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: was like, man, you know, she like forget them. Let
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: them know you slaying dick. Fuck them people.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: And I just, every time I say I want to
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: stop doing it, I get a message from somebody telling
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: me how my videos helped them.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, you know what, forget them folks. And
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: then I'm getting paid for it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I was like, man. Not you getting paid to be
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: a black lady.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: To be your sister. She already told me.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I'm going to need my money.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: I'll give her this.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: I'll put some gas in her car. But the reason
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: I do it because I feel can't nobody nail my
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: character how I want them to nail.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: So that's why I do. I was like, I mean,
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: I could have got somebody, but it's not going to
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: be right how I pitch it. So I do it myself.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: So you would have somebody act like this with you
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: doing a voiceover?
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about like the female character. Being the
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: skinny one.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: I actually write it for you and I want you
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: to never like that, but the voice got to be
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: the same. I'm like, I'll stick to myself. And then
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: my fans selfish. They only want to see me.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: They'd probably be mad if you had somebody else.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I don't like her. That's your real voice though. I
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: thought that was like you was putting on. No, that's
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: my real voice. So you ever got booed doing stand-up? Never.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Never?
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: I might just boo your ass for that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Every comedian that probably say they got booed, I never
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: got booed. I never.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: No cricket moments? Like, damn, that joke didn't grow.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, if it happened, I'm going to just get
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: down on stage and tickle you. Like, you don't lay down.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: You don't. I'm going to point you in your stomach. Like,
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: you're going to do something. You're going to say something.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: But no, I never. I mean... Because I have fun
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: in my show. Like, we all, like.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: So you're never nervous? Like, the first time you did stand-up,
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: because you said you was putting your manager off.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: How many of the time blocking your blessing?
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: I ain't going to say I ain't. I've always been nervous. Now,
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: because looking, standing up in front of.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I get bubble guts.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: A lot of people... That's why I always... I used
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: to get a drink before the show.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Just to knock all the nervousness out. But now, I'm like, hey,
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: you going to laugh?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Laugh. If not, I'm still going to get paid.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: So... That's a fact. Now let me ask you this.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: What's your Mount Rushmore of comedy? Like your four greatest
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: comedians that like help inspire you.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Edda Murphy. Richard Pryor. I like Jamie Foxx. Who else?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I like the new comedians too. I like Carlos.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: He's one of my favorite.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Mississippi.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: I like Carlos.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Me too. He's funny.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: He's real funny. Okay.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: So you build a following overnight basically, right? How long
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: did it take you to build your following overnight?
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: I've been doing this since 2012.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: What you been doing before you started making skits? Nissan.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I seen it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: I'm going to have to block this girl.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: This girl. This girl, for real. I knew that, but
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: I wanted him to say that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: No, I know why y'all would search that. Like, how
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I had to block you.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: You don't know what she did. She was like, this
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: nigga used to work at Nissan.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I was going to ask you if you could work
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: on my radio.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Before you go back to Nissan.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: Nah, I'm going to tell you if you got a Nissan,
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: take it back. I done missed some buttons and everything
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: on those radios. I'm like, y'all, sure y'all want.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: To see this car?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: If you weren't doing comedy, what would you be doing?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Because you said you would never go back to Nissan.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: What would you be doing?
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Probably stripping.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: A male stripper?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I can see that. You can see it? I can
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: see that. I started to create a whole thing. What
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: would your name be, though? What would your stripper name be?
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Big Duck.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Big Duck. Big Duck coming to the stage, y'all. We'll
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: make some noise. Get your ones ready. What's your favorite city.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: That you go to to perform?
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Houston.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I like Houston.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: I say Houston. I don't know.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: That's your biggest following down there?
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Houston, New Orleans, Memphis. I got a lot of them.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: A whole lot. But my favorite one would be Houston.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: I just like the city.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: You be going to the strip clubs while you're out there?
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: I never been to a strip club.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Ever?
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: I went to Atlanta, and I had a bad experience there.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: First time going, I just did a show, got some money,
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: a lot of money.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: And you spent it?
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I was like, let's go to the strip club.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: I was like, cool, let's ball out. And I was like,
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: I took $ 200. I'm like, you know what?
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: This is all I'm going to spend on everything.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: And they brought this girl out. This girl, I'm talking
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: about this girl, was built. This girl was so thick.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: I'm talking about she was ripe. Dark skin, low cut chocolate.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: She come, it's like the wind was blowing.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: First when she, I didn't even do like this. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: just handed her the money.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, go put that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: In your pocket. I gave it to her. I said,
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: go put that in your pocket. I told my partner,
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: I said, I'm finna go to the ATM and get
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: about $ 400. She stayed in my section the whole time.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: I spent about About $ 1, 200. Yo. Because I was borrowing money.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: I couldn't get no more out of my car that night.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Not you borrowing money.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I was borrowing money for all my homeboys. Let me
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: get $ 200 from you, and when I cash the check,
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: I'm going to pay it back.
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: Man, when I tell you I got in that car
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: and I realized what I did, I went on their
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: Facebook page.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, listen, I need to find that chocolate
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: girl to get my money back.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: That's a pussy.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: They were getting drinking everything.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: I'm like, throw it. Everything she was in there.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: I was like, uh-uh.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: That's how the strip club do you. They keep getting
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: your money. And as soon as that money stops, the
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: strip is dispersed.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: She left. I said, where the girl at? She gone.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: I'm like, you need to tell me her name. I
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: need my money back. That's why I don't go. Everybody
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: in Atlanta be like, come to the strip club. I say, nope,
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: unless y'all find that girl.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: She owe me.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: For real. She got me good.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: I told the girl when she was dancing, I'm like, listen,
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: I need to take you to see my mama.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: I said, you need to meet my mama and grandmama.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: She had me. That's what I'm saying.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: That was the whole job. She was doing her job.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: I was thinking about it. I was like, we finna
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: get married and everything.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Y'all future together. He just wanted to make love in
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: the club. I hear that. What strip club? Magic City?
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: What strip club that was? Might be with Blue Flame.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It was a house and it was gated.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: A gated house?
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: It was like a... Was it blue?
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Was it a strip club?
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: It was a strip club.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: There might be Magic City. No, hell no.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: No, they won't walk or flock or stuff.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: It might be Blue Flame.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a White House.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: Everybody be there. It's gated. It's a black gate in
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: the house inside the gate.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: That sounds like the White House. Oh, I've been there.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: I went there for a QCP birthday party.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: The after party and it's like a nice white house
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: and you got to go in the gate yeah okay
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: i can't i couldn't tell now it was yeah it
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: was strippers.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: In there i finished seeing that whole uh club 1099s.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: I ain't forgot i got to file.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: That what's your wildest story that happened on the road
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: like craziest thing that.
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: Ever happened I got booked to do a show in
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: Texas I was hosting a stage play it was with.
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: What's them folks it was the boy from Stump the
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: Yard Columbus Short yep.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: It was him.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: And there was a lot of people I can't even
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: remember their name but they booked us and we was
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: like you know this legit you know so we got
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: the front end So when we do a show, we
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: get the back end before we go on the show.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: So didn't nobody find a promoter. So they were trying
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: to start the show. And everybody was like, we're not
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: finna start this show till we get paid. So he
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: was telling everybody, I'm finna get the money. I'm finna
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: get the money.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: So come to find out. Everybody was looking for him.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: So they came to get me.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: They was like, man, your manager got the promoter locked
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: up in the room.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what?
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: They was like, please go get him. I'm like, nah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: this nigga owe us some money. I said, I don't
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: finna lock him up in the room myself. So end up,
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: my manager, he was like, I'm gonna write y'all a check.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: My manager like, nah, you finna pay us right now.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: We ain't finna take no check. So I got paid
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: and all the other people didn't get paid.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Like, Columbus. I don't know if they paid them now,
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: but they didn't get the money. So they were sitting up.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: They were like, man, can you tell your manager to
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: go in there and get my money? I'm like, y'all
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: better tell me y'allself. And I was like, I would
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: never do that. Everybody. Amina. Amina girl was there. She
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: hit him up. She was like, can you go get
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: my money for me? I'm like, y'all better tell me.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: I'm mad at this.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: My manager did what he had to do.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he locked them up. They had security and everything.
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: Security didn't even go in the room. I'm like, man,
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: these motherfuckers, y'all only cousins doing security.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: They was not doing nothing.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: So what's your process for preparing for your shows? How
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: do you come up with your content? Aside from your
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: characters on social media. You do that on stage too, right?
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: So if we come to the show tonight, we can
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: expect that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: You can expect some coming. I do stand up.
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: So I might hit you with a piece of stuff
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: I do. All my videos, but it's stand-up. Like, I'm
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: transitioning to stand-up.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: So, I'm a B-sitter.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: So, you'd be up there just, like, picking at people
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: out in the crowd, like, oh, why you got.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: No.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: That look like my wig you got on out there.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: I might not. I might test it out, but normally
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: I don't pick on the crowd. Okay. That's why they
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: love me, because I don't do that. Now, I might.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: If I see something that catch my eye, I'm like, oh, yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: I'm finna say something about you.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: But it's just all love. That's all.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Any crazy fan stories?
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Yes, a lot.
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: I always tell these stories. I was in Michigan, Southfield, Michigan,
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: and I was doing some shows. You know them girls
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: down in Southfield, big.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: This nigga's fucking crazy.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Not like out of shape. They like big, like stout,
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: like manly, some of them. And we ended the show,
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: and it was three girls that stayed. These girls big.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: These girls like football players. And they stayed around, and
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: they was like, we want to take some pictures. I
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: was like, come on, y'all take the picture. And the
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: girl was all up on me. She was like, what
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: y'all finna do after this? I'm like, go to sleep.
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: So she was like, y'all not trying to do nothing?
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: And then she was like, your manager look like he scared.
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: I said, listen, we just come here to do a show.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: We ain't trying to do that extra stuff.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: So we get in. Mind y'all, it was snowing. It
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: was snowing.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: So we take the pictures. We get in the vehicle.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: They loaded up in a tie holder. It was a
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: tight hole.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: The door was faded.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: It looked like it had just been wrecked or something.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: And we started pulling out. And I see the same,
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: every turn we was making, the truck was making. I
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: told my manager, I say, nigga, them girls following us.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: He was like, no, they not.
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: I say, watch this. We get to our hotel, but
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: we turn to a hotel before ours. They turn right
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: behind us. We pulled up to the front of the hotel.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: They pulled up to the front. They let the woman down.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I told my manager, I say, nigga, I
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: told y'all. They following us. And he told, he was like, man,
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: what y'all on? Like, what's up?
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: She was like, nah, we was just trying to show
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: y'all how easy it is. Like, y'all didn't know we
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: was behind y'all. And I was like, nah, we seen you.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: And I seen the girl in the back texting somebody.
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: I told my man, I said, nigga, you better pull over.
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: She calling somebody.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: And we got out of there. And it was crazy
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: because our postman did a promo for the woman. And
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: she was like, Let us get y'all a room at
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: the casino. I'm like, why would I let you give
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: me a room so you can have a key to it?
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: And you come in there and rape me. Because I'm
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: going to say no. I'm going to tell you no.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: But go on and get it since you.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Beating me up.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I'm like, uh-uh. I'm like, just go on. Because you're
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: going to take it even if I say no.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: Just go on.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, uh-uh. I ain't going. That's why I
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: say I go to Detroit. I'm heavy security. For real.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: For the women.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: Yes. Especially the women. Damn, ladies. We got to do better.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: The big women. Man, these women were Andre the Giant big.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Giraffe pussy, huh?
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: Because the girl grabbing me, she was like, you really want?
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: I was like, ma'am, listen, madam, please let me go.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Madam.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: That is too much, man.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: That's the only scene it happened in. Like, this girl
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: show up to every time I come to Southfield.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: And I be telling my phone, I say, watch that
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: one right there. She don't get no pictures. We ain't
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: doing no pictures with her.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: She your biggest fan. You need to give us some.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: You can't feed that energy, man.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Get her some. No, indeed. That girl going to kill me.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: I'll be in the hospital. Hospital. I can't do that.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: So you came up on social media. So what do
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: you think some of the negatives are with social media?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I've been getting dragged from just making a comment recently.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: Man, they block me for everything. I can go live
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: and spit outside. They're going to block me. Like, it
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: don't matter what I say. I always get blocked.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Always. On all accounts. TikTok, Facebook.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: For what?
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: You don't even be saying nothing crazy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: I don't be doing nothing.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: No cuts in. Man, they took monetization from me and everything.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: So I can't do nothing.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: So what are you making money at now online?
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: I'm not. That's what I'm saying.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: You're stand-up now.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I do my stand-up. I get paid from stand-up.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: But for my videos, I've been putting out free videos.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Even on YouTube?
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: You're not monetizing YouTube?
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: I'm monetizing. And the thing about YouTube, I don't push it.
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: I got like 65,000 subscribers and I don't push it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: But you put the content out there though, right? Or
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: other people posting your content.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, other people be going viral off of my videos
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: on YouTube. And then I try to put it. I
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: get like 1,000 views. I'm like, nigga, they blowing up.
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: They got like 500,000.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to get an algorithm. That's a lot
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: of shit. We working on YouTube now. That shit is
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: a job.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: For real, for real. But it's a big check if
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: you can get an algorithm. I'm going to try to.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: If you got 65,000 followers, it's like $ 9 per 1,000
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: views is how it is.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a nice little $ 46 check recently.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of money. What y'all doing here?
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: We going to go buy a Rollie or something like that?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: A massive Rollie. I got $ 20 in my account on YouTube.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: I said, I'm going to let that bill up.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: I didn't get $ 20. I said, it's Tater Chip money
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: We back. So I definitely was Googling that ass trying
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: to figure out.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: You would never find nothing. I'm so secret. Me either.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: My shit ain't on Google.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: So what's up? So you married?
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not married.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Oh. No.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: We ain't got no churn either.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: No chill?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: No.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: We ain't got no dogs no more.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: What y'all doing?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Shit, this right here.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: God.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: This is what we doing.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: No kids, no dogs.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: I'm going to buy me a baby next year.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Buy you one? Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: A man or a dog? The baby. Oh, a kid. Adopt?
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I might.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: I don't want none of that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: She's focused on her money.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Yep, that's it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: They're going to get to how, ooh, I wish a
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: nigga was here. Oh, Lord.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: If you think, yeah. Oh, I can't. So, yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: I got to pour the water in my hand to.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Do like this. So you're not single, right?
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: How is the weather out here? The weather is really good.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: It's fucking ugly outside.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: It's nice.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: For real, this is a nice area up in here.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: For real.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: So, Ari, you're very secret about your relationship.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: I am very secret. I don't... I feel... I'm going
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: to tell you why I'm not so secret.
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: Because social media only focus on me.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: I can put out, I'm.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: Married, I'm in a relationship, all that.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: So they ain't going to like that. They don't be
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: wanting to see that. So I separate.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: My personal life from yours. It's good you was able
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: to do that from day one. A lot of people can't.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Baby mama get on Instagram, everybody talking shit. All in
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: the comments. You got kids though, right?
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you do post a little girl I've seen before.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a lot of kids.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: How many kids? At least tell us how many kids
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: you got.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: I got a lot. I mean, it's enough to fit
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: in a van. I got some kids, though. Yeah, I
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: got some.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Do you want more?
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: If I get them, yeah. I ain't going to stop.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: Keep going, because when I pull in, I park, if
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: that makes sense. I'm bagging in, so I'm there for
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: the whole night.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: That's how that go. I'm not mad at that.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: I ain't leaving the car warm, though. It's off. Keys
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: on the dress.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: So I want us to play a game called Trading Places.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: So you play female characters.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: We want to know.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: First, the first question.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: If you woke up a woman for 24 hours, what
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: would you do with that time?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: What's the first thing you're going to do if you
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: wake up as a woman? And you're period on.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, why you got to say that? Stay in the
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: bed all day.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Oh, Jesus. I don't know. I mean,
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: You play this female character. What would your sister be doing?
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: What would Keisha do? What would Keisha do? I don't know.
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: Just go out and be messy. That's basically what she do.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: Go be messy, get in a fight, and.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Then go home. I don't know. I don't know. Because
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: I couldn't picture myself saying, do something.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: Nah man I don't know next.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Question nah that's the game though I can't.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Say yeah you can okay my answer to that would
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: be um.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: You ain't gonna go buy a rose nothing like you
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: ain't gonna see how I feel to have an orgasm.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Now you know what that probably would be fun get
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: that rose and.
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: Put that suck on high and be like oh this
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: is what they be feeling okay okay yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: I can't do this yeah yeah yeah All the females
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: So this is why y'all be doing that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Alright. Would you go 50-50 in a relationship as a woman?
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Yes. Why? Why not? What's wrong with going 50? Y'all
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: don't do 50-50? So you want the man to pay
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: for everything?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Not everything, but not 50-50. So what is it, like 75-25? Yeah,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: that sounds about more realistic.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: It's still 100-100.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Right, but you know in the black community it's always this,
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: who pay the bills? Who pay the mortgage? Who pay
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: the rent? There's other ways that women pay. Yeah, they
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: bring value in different ways. Monetarily as well.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: But I'm not doing no 50-50, no.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I don't even think I like men who want to
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: go 50-50 with me.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Well, let me say this.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: I can't speak for a woman, but as for a man,
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: I mean, a man supposed to, you know, Do all
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: the bills and do all like that.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: At least aspire, right?
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: That's all we be asking.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, I'm supposed to do it. I mean,
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I just know me, so. I don't know.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: So if you did wake up a woman and your
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: period was on, tampons or pads?
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: That's so weird.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: I don't even know how I should answer that. I
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: don't know. There you go. Putting something in there. It'll
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: have to be pads, for real. I don't know.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: Because I probably would know how to do that. I'd
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: be calling my sister, how the fuck y'all supposed to
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: push this in here?
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: For real. This thing wiggling or something.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: It's wiggling? Who woke up with a big coochie?
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: That's fucked up.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: All right. I have one.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Would you wait for your partner doing a 10-year.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Bid as a woman? No.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: When them doors close, another one open up.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Your girl, 10 years.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: You think I'm finna wait for you for 10 years?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Ladies, y'all hear that?
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: It's mental illness if you wait for them niggas for
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: 10 years.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: 10 years. It's so much you could do in 10 years.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: And when that last year comes around, that month, whoever
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: you with, hey, this nigga finna get out of jail.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: He crazy.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I've been there.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: I've been there. 10 years. You on the phone with him. Yeah,
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: I ain't doing nothing. I'm going to wait for you.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Soon as that phone hangs up, you out. Party. For real.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I definitely had to get rid of a nigga before
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: another one came home before.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Because I feel like I didn't break up with you.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: The fans broke us up.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: See? Then you tell him, he find out, like, who
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: that nigga you? I thought I was your nigga. Yeah,
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: you my nigga in jail. He my nigga at home.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: See, I feel.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Like men expect women to, like, hold me down while
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I'm locked up.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I think women who wait for men to come from
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: prison have mental health issues.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: It's like... I want to know where this nigga at
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: all the time to.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Get a nigga in jail. I ain't no woman. You
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: can't tell me a woman actually waiting for a man.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Some women meet men who are in prison.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: They meet them via somebody else. In a full-blown relationship,
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: getting married.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: That long? Like, no. A woman can tell you she's
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: going to wait for a man. She's not. She ain't
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: going to let you know her business. She's going to
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: be doing something.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Do you think Papu's waiting on Rami Ma?
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: No comment. But one that don't follow me, no comment.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: How you doing, Remy?
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: No comment. I don't know. All right.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: If you woke up a woman, middle part or side part?
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: What, hair?
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Your hair. No, did we see them wigs he be wearing?
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: That shit got no part.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: He do have a part.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: That shit ain't got no part, especially that little choppy
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: brown one.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: You need to throw that shit away.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, no.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: That's like your bite.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: They call that the apple pie weed. That's not apple
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: pie weed. I don't know. I say middle.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Middle part?
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, middle. Bust down? Yeah. Middle part.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, you wake up and your period is late after
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: a fling. You keeping it or you going to the clinic?
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Going to the clinic.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Straight like that?
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because you never know who you might be like, oh,
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: I did it with this nigga. and go to the
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: clinic or get that plan b probably swallow two of
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: them it's.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Too late for the if your period late it's too
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: late for plan b it's.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Over something happened you got 72 hours.
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: Something happened i'm finna get it out myself i don't
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: even come to the dog like y'all just take me
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: through the procedure i.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Got everything here show me how to face sign me
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: show me how.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: To get this out of me I got everything in.
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: I got everything in here. I do not want this
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: baby to hell with Benjamin Button disease.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Get this out of me.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: It might wiggle, but it won't walk. You paying for
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: first date?
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: As a woman.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: As a woman.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Let's do some as a man. As a woman. First date.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Nigga, you playing a woman.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: We just want to see your perspective because oftentimes men, like,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: how they feel women should behave is not how they
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: feel men should.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: So, I mean, I ain't no problem with paying on
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: the first date. I'd pay on the first date.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Would you let a woman pay for the first date?
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been out with a guy and tried to pay.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: He's like, man, you trying to chop my dick off?
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Nah, it's not that.
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: If it's the first date, I'd rather pay for the
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: first date. Now, the second one, I'm going to be
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: looking at you like sliding that tab. Like, you going
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: to get that one?
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Tag team that.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: You ain't doing that No I'm really not I'll pay for.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: It I'm not paying for no date I'm not I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: mean not no first date That's why No not the
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: second date either Probably not the third.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Date If I invite you out I'ma pay Or I'm
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: going to expect to pay.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: So if you invite somebody out.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: But I still expect you to pay.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I see when I'm very meticulous about how I invite
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: people out. I invite them to take me out. So
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you want to take me to the movies
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: this weekend?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, you going to throw it out there. I'd be like,
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, you going to pay for it. I'll take
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: you out.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: And then you ain't taking me if I pay for it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, I'm picking you up. So it's like 50-50.
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: I pick you up, put the gas in the car,
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: and we get there and you pay for it.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: So.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: But after a while, I will start paying for things.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: But not in the beginning. A year later? No, just
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: not in the beginning. Because I want to be courted.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Some of these niggas be pimps, man. You got to
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: be careful even letting niggas know you got money for real.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, y'all deal with the wrong ones.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: You just never know. You never know. You don't know
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: people until you know. You know what I'm saying? You
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: just don't know.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You know how these niggas, I know they be big
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: homie-ing you to death in Mississippi. Big snuggle, my big homie.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I know what be happening.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know that when they call you big homie,
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: they want some money. Right. Like, I can have folks
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: tell me they whole life story.
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: I'm like, let me stop you short because I still
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: ain't got it after this story.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I'm broke. That's why you got to ask them first.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: As soon as they come with the, damn, man. I
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: need to pay my such and such. You got to
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: throw out your problems quick.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: I just paid mine. I'm broke. That's crazy. They'll ask
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: you for so much money. I got folks inboxing me
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: that I don't even know. My car finna get repoed.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Can you send me $ 2, 900?
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: I'm like, they sent me the picture and everything in
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: the car. I'm like, the car not even worth that much.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Like, the car worth five. You need to let them
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: repo that. Baby, boy, I'm telling you.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Random stranger.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Random. I'm finna get evicted. Can you send me? I'm like,
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: where's your family at? You don't even know me.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a bleeding heart for anybody that
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: reached out to you and you was like, man, I'm
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: going to help them?
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: You know what? What get me is when they do
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: the babies. Y'all don't know if it's a scam or not. Man,
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: my baby ain't ate or nothing. I'm like.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to see how to slide in your
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: DMs next week.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to block you after this show.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Duvall literally just posted some shit like that because somebody
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: tried to scam him a couple months ago. They had
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: three kids. Now they're sending the same message. Now they
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: got four kids. I don't know if they had a baby.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: In between times.
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: I mean, it don't be them like 20. They be
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: like 20. No, they be like 20, 25 to $ 30.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: One person. I did it for one person. I'm like this.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: Just $ 25, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I'm
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: doing a good deal, whatever happens.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Well, they said they needed milk money or something like that, $ 25.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: What can you do with $ 25?
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: They won't send. I'm like, $ 25 ain't nothing. I sent it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: You can't do shit nowadays.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: You ever had a, I'm in a bond, Nate, kind
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: of moment where a woman was like, You know, give
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: me that money and I'll just throw you this pussy
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: real quick.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Never. Never?
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't tell us if you did.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: I would tell you. I haven't, for real. I haven't.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: I don't know if they don't do it because they
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: think I'm going to blast them. But, nah, I don't
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: never have nothing like that.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: That heavyweight from Detroit going to get you next time.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: She is never going to see that.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Never.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: Because I'm probably going to, if I get booked, I'm
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: going to do my shows on Zoom for Detroit.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: She'll never see me again.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Never.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: She ain't got to worry about that. Oh, goodness.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: So, listen, we have a segment in our show, right?
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: It's dumb bitch stories. And then, you know, the male
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: side of that is simp series.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: Boy, there's no real easy way to say this, but look,
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: you're a simp.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Simp.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: So just for you to give us a time where
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: you got played by the opposite sex.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I was saying sex, but opposite sex. A simp story.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Don't tell us no shit from high school either. We
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: always have to make that discussion too.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this from high school. This when I was on
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: before comedy.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Niggas always like to go back to high school.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: Because I really don't have nothing like doing comedy.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: These niggas don't be getting played out here. The women always.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Got a recent story. Men always talk about when I
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: was in the 10th grade.
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: I'm so slick, though. Let me tell you something about me.
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: You can't... I won't say slick. You can't play me
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: because I'm already hip to females. I got two sisters.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: They put me on game. So you can't play me.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: I already see.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: The bullshit before I come.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: I be in class with my sisters.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: So what happened in 10th grade? Tell us what happened.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, not 10th. 7th grade. Nah, I can't tell y'all that.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: You ain't never had nobody finesse you.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: You ain't never flew nobody out and they was on
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: some bullshit, went off with somebody else.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: No, no. I don't got no story like that. I'm sorry.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: I ain't got nothing like that.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Boo, nigga, boo. I feel like you lying.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: I'm not lying.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Everybody gets played. No.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, the person you went, how long y'all been together?
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Because maybe that's why you don't want to tell it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: Y'all been together a long time? No, it's a story
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: I can't tell because the girl following me.
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: And I don't want her to know that.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Boo.
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: No, this was a long time ago before coming. So, yeah,
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: she followed me. I actually did that story before.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Do it again. I can't.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: She said I hurt her feelings. I'm serious, though. And
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: I didn't know she was following me.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Well, it sounded like it was her fault. Why her
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: feelings hurt?
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: It's how I told the story.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Well, we got a dumb bitch story from one of
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: our listeners. So she says, I tricked my grandma into
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: refinancing her home for four years. Excuse me.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Refinancing her home four years ago. And I spent the
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: money on plastic surgery, skin treatments, and a new wardrobe.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: It was an investment to earn more at the club
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: and or marry a rich man.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: That didn't happen.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: My husband faked his rich lifestyle and is poor. I
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: plan to leave him. COVID hit and I didn't have money.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't make any money dancing in the club. Meanwhile,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: my grandma's mortgage has doubled and she doesn't understand why.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: She may lose her home and will have to live
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: with us. My husband is cool with it, but I
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: can't take care of a dementia person while I'm trying
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: to get a better life for myself.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Advice well you should have took that dementia money then all.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Right you're going to hell.
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: Grandma finna get a room right you took that money
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: you're gonna have to deal with that for real and
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: get her the master bedroom.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Right because that's her house now period give me her
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: name so.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: I can box up no and give me your nigga
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: right you deserve nothing no that's evil that's really evil
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: to do that to your.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Own granny shame on you Whoever sent that.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Who sent that?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I hope your shit don't work out.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get your phone hacked and find out.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: People ask for anonymity, okay?
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: That sounds like a celebrity story.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: I got to go on your page and see. I
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: ask everybody, your grandma got dementia.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of people with dementia right now and shit.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: I have one last question for you.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: What advice would you give people who are trying to
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: start like doing comedy on social media and then transition
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: to stand-up and things like that?
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Get out the way. It ain't enough room for y'all.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Move out my way. Y'all blocking the spots and stuff.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Get out the way. Ain't no room for you. For real,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: it's already full. Go do something else. Go cut grass
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: or something. We do not need y'all holding up the
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: spots for us.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: He said, fuck your dreams, y'all.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: For real. Nah. I mean, I... I don't know. I
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: just tell people, if that's something you want to do,
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: try it. Take that step. You never know where you
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: might end up.
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: That's what I did. I never thought I'd be doing this.
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: So pray about it and go forward. If God tell
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: you different, get out of our way because we got this.
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: We don't need no more help.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: What's next for you?
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Movies.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: Period movies and voiceovers cartoons.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: All that I can see you doing that definitely the
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: cartoons yes because.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: The animal videos oh my god like how you come
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: up with that shit.
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: I just I normally just press record and just say
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: whatever on my mind like there's no rehearsal none I
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: mute the video none I mute it and just go
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: straight to one take one.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Take that's wild that's a talent for sure Because them
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: monkey videos be hilarious.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: The monkeys with the baby and the mama. Oh, my God.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: I be dying. You crazy. All right. Tell everybody where
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: they can find you.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Y'all can find me on OnlyFans.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: Type in OnlyFans.com slash BigDuck.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: I'm on PlentyOfFish.com. Black people, me, I'm everywhere. Like, for real,
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: I'm on there.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Christian Mingle.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: I'm on there, too. I'm on there.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: Now, you can find me typing anywhere, the real Kerwin Clayton.
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: It's going to pop up. Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, anywhere.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: And your city is the shows. Like, where are you
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: going to be at next, where they can come see you?
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, click the link in my bio. All right. I'm everywhere.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: I'm everywhere. I'm gone every weekend.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Busy.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: All summer long. So, this episode comes out on Thursday. So,
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: where are you going to be at, like, Thursday, Friday,
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: next week? Our listeners can hear.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Dayton, Ohio. Okay.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Ohio. Y'all come see him. He's a funny guy.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: It's already sold out.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: Oh. Next time.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: You can speak through the door.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: Next time, you guys. All right, y'all. We really appreciate you, man,
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: for pulling up on We Talk Back. Yes, we do.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Thank y'all for real. I love this environment.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: It's nice, right? It's nice, right?
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: It's a good.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: I like this. And we're going to come hang out
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: with you tonight. We're going to come watch the show. No,
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: we're coming to the show for sure.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Sit in the front. I'm going to make sure y'all
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: are in the front.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Okay. I'm going to sit right up in the front.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: And we're going to try to go out after. Y'all
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: trying to hang out?
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: First of all, not with you because you brought me
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: old peanuts. So I already know she's going to try
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: to go to a hole in the wall.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: We'll go somewhere else. Yeah.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: I'm coming too. That's okay.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: She's like, dude, we got this little spot to check out.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: We'll get in there. It's number senior citizen.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: I'm like, hold on.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: This is a nursing home, man.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: This is a VFW. It's a good time.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Stop in there playing bingo. Come on, Marie.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Y'all, all right.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Listen, this is Kerwin Claiborne.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: We talk back.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: If you enjoyed this episode, y'all tune in every Thursday
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: on your iHeartRadio app and wherever the fuck you get
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: your podcast at.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: This is your co-host, AJ Holiday 2.0. What's up, Tam?
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: This is official Tam Bam. Y'all follow me on Instagram.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: I love you guys so much. Remember to speak now.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: And never hold your peace.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Always remember, speak now or forever hold your peace.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Nah, nigga, we don't hold our peace over here. And never, never.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: Okay, they talk back. Okay, well. Bye, y'all.