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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 22 - Nashvegas · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Let's get it on. Let's get it on. I just
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  Speaker 1: date Sweet Green, and I feel like it should have
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  Speaker 1: energized me, but it's making me feel sluggish. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: peeling pretty pretty tired. Slug the fuck out. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: from the weekend. It was a long weekend, really what
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  Speaker 1: you do? Alright? Ready? Yeah, what is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 4: is October fourth, It is Monday. It is three three pm.
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  Speaker 4: Set your clocks Set your clocks right?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? What was the time changed already? Yeah? When spring back? No?
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  Speaker 1: Fall forward? When did they change them last night? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: No way, you don't remember that? We just daylight saved really? Yes? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you feel like sluggish? It's getting Was it gonna
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  Speaker 1: be dark out in like an hour? I think some
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  Speaker 1: bullshit like that? Yeah? Bro, October third, daylight saving time.
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  Speaker 1: It is upawn. It has descended upon us, and you're
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  Speaker 1: sass guy with me?
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  Speaker 3: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Guilty as Vember seventh. I just pulled the
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  Speaker 1: wool over your eyes and you believed it just like that.
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  Speaker 1: No I didn't. That's why googled it. You believe anything.
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  Speaker 1: If I believed it, then I wouldn't have googled it.
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  Speaker 1: You believe anything, anyone will dump down your throat first off.
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  Speaker 4: Which proves to me that you're a liar, pathological and
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  Speaker 4: I'm an honest man.
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  Speaker 1: You thought I got accused this weekend by you of
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  Speaker 1: being a pathic, pathecological liar and We'll get into that
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  Speaker 1: because and it was proven that I was not a
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  Speaker 1: pathecological liar. We will talk about this weekend. We will
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  Speaker 1: talk about Sas getting removed from a bar for being underage.
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  Speaker 1: We will talk about the fact that you just said
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  Speaker 1: what is up everybody? And it was missing last week
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  Speaker 1: and now you're back. I know. And but first before
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  Speaker 1: we get into any of that, we need to get
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  Speaker 1: into our presenting sponsor. And our presenting sponsor is we're
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  Speaker 1: looking for a new producer. That's untrue. We are not
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  Speaker 1: looking for a new producer Das. We're not looking out
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  Speaker 1: for one. If we find someone who's better than Owen,
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  Speaker 1: and the only requirement to be better than Owen is
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  Speaker 1: just be here. And No, Owen's a good producer. No
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  Speaker 1: owns a great producer.
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  Speaker 4: He's a great I Owe's a gat producer. He's busy with something.
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  Speaker 4: He's busy with something right now.
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  Speaker 1: He's just across the hall recording another podcast. He's just
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  Speaker 1: a man of many podcasts. Yeah, just tough to find
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  Speaker 1: out where you are in the totem pole. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're top I think we're top dogs, really,
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  Speaker 1: because he's doing something else right now.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but he said that this is the only
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  Speaker 4: week it's gonna happen, and then the next week he's
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  Speaker 4: gonna fix it.
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  Speaker 1: Fix what what do you mean fix it?
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  Speaker 4: He's going to schedule it better. So I think we're
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  Speaker 4: gonna start. I mean, we've said we wanted to start
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  Speaker 4: recording before the act, but.
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  Speaker 1: Now I can't do that anymore. Someone else filled that slot.
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  Speaker 1: Who Coach Prime? Jesus Christ broy just start doing a
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  Speaker 1: lot less like me and do one podcast and whittle
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  Speaker 1: it down. Coach Prime will like that one bit. Coach
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  Speaker 1: Prime will be very upset at you.
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  Speaker 4: How about I get Coach on the phone, I smack
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  Speaker 4: him around a little bit and I tell him to
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  Speaker 4: kick rocks.
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  Speaker 1: Are gonna do that to fucking Coach Prime? And I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna call him Dion'm not gonna call him whoa whoa
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  Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa whoa bo Yeah, I'm gonna disrespect him.
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  Speaker 1: He'll fucking r d t you if you pull some
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  Speaker 1: shit like that, he'll r ko.
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  Speaker 4: Look, Dion, I'm not gonna call you by your stage name,
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  Speaker 4: but uh, something's got to change here.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Dion is his stage name. His real name is Ralph yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but doesn't he not like when people call him Dion, Well,
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  Speaker 1: Dion's like his stage name. Ralph is his Christian name,
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  Speaker 1: and then Coach Sanders is his uh program name. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw that interview with people of him being like,
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  Speaker 1: don't call me, don't call me Dion, right because he
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  Speaker 1: called me coach. Either called me Ralph or call me
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  Speaker 1: coach Prime. And no, obviously he doesn't want to be
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  Speaker 1: called Ralph. Is his real name really, Ralph? Yeah, Ralph Sanders. Geez,
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  Speaker 1: it's like you could tell why he didn't go by
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  Speaker 1: Ralph if he's Yeah, yeah, it's smart. But yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: tried to call me a pathological liar this weekend. I did,
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  Speaker 1: and uh it was proven wrong because I actually got
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  Speaker 1: up on stage and did karaoke. You did, and you
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  Speaker 1: didn't fucking believe me. I didn't believe you. But the
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  Speaker 1: fact we were even at a karaoke bar was because
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  Speaker 1: we tried to go to a concert this past weekend,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, well, start at the beginning. Should we start
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  Speaker 1: at the beginning. Yeah, it start at the very beginning,
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  Speaker 1: just so for the whole weekend. Yeah, I fucking guess,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, we went out to nash Let's
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  Speaker 1: let me talk about some info warshit.
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  Speaker 4: We went out to Nashville. I heard the vaccines are
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  Speaker 4: a soft kill. We went onto Nashville to do Busting
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  Speaker 4: with the Boys. Podcast might be coming out today too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know when it comes out. He didn't tell us,
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  Speaker 4: but uh yeah, we went out to Nashville to do
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  Speaker 4: Busting with the Boys and it was fun. It was
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  Speaker 4: a good time, great setup, good people there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they played They're Busting with the Boys or two
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  Speaker 1: guys who played for the Nashville Predators and uh they Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they had us out on their bus on the on
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  Speaker 1: the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: It was a good time and we uh we basically
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  Speaker 4: that was all we did when we were in Nashville
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  Speaker 4: for work at least. Well, I guess some of us.
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  Speaker 4: I made a video some of us. Some of us
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  Speaker 4: don't really stop grinding on the weekends. Other others do.
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  Speaker 1: Really. Wow, I thought you were the guy who only
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  Speaker 1: had one show. Suddenly you're making willy nilly videos for
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  Speaker 1: yourself just to post up on the fucking internet wherever
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  Speaker 1: you want.
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  Speaker 4: I like to promote. I like to promote the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, so it was more of a vacation than
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  Speaker 4: it was a work a work trip. We stayed out
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  Speaker 4: in Nashville for front. We were there Thursday morning. We
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  Speaker 4: stayed Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, left Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good trip, strong trip we had. We Roane's lady
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  Speaker 1: friend came down and wife. There's another word for that.
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  Speaker 1: You make a team like it's like Marilyn Monroe, I'm
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  Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy. Ron's out of a cake. Ron's lady
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  Speaker 1: came down for the weekend. It was fun.
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  Speaker 4: And my buddy from goes to school at Vanderbilt, we
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  Speaker 4: met him up there and we just, I mean us
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  Speaker 4: four were just inseparable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were like the cast of friends. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you just it was just too many good times and
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  Speaker 1: you just could not keep us away from it. We
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  Speaker 1: just had our arms link just skipping down the center
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  Speaker 1: of Broadway and Ville. We did. We were it was
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  Speaker 1: it was our town for that week. It was We've
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  Speaker 1: got a bachelorette party bus. Oh he just fucking rode
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  Speaker 1: around the back of a track. They're fucking whooping out
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  Speaker 1: of calling, cat calling anyone that we saw. Really, how
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  Speaker 1: would you describe Nashville for uh, like or the part
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  Speaker 1: of Nashville that we saw to somebody who's never been there, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Broadway and like the real downtown part.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I said before, it just seems like a
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  Speaker 4: smaller version of Times Square.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Disney It's like, yeah, it's Disneyland for
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  Speaker 1: bachelorette party grown up. It's like extremely extremely touristy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just people. It's it's cowboy cosplay. It's like Las Vegas
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  Speaker 1: for like cowboys or like people from like uh d Luth,
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota who want to like pretend to be like a
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  Speaker 1: cowgirl for a weekend with like their other forty year
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  Speaker 1: old friends who are on a bachelorette party who think
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  Speaker 1: they're going to like break out from their crew of
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  Speaker 1: twelve and have sex with one of the country singers
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  Speaker 1: that every single ball it ain't happen. Yeah. When I
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  Speaker 1: was at the airport yesterday, there was a girl in
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  Speaker 1: security wearing like a light up pink cowboy hat that
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  Speaker 1: was flashing, and it's like, I mean then something, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: that in the back. That's fine for Nashville when you're there,
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  Speaker 1: but like, don't be bringing that back to New York. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna wear that at home? Like what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing. You just wanted to be your personality
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  Speaker 1: now that you went to Nashville.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, which I'm sure is a lot of people's personalities.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, my friend Matt always said he is, like,
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  Speaker 4: it's super touristy. There's everyone with the cowboy hats. And
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  Speaker 4: it was like as soon as we got off the plane,
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  Speaker 4: it was like there was live music at the airport.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The first part at the airport was packed, like it
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  Speaker 1: was a real restaurant and it was ten in the morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people were like standing in line to try and get
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  Speaker 1: a seat at the bar so they could see a
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  Speaker 1: country singer. Yeah, some dude with like fucking bulging biceps
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  Speaker 1: and a cutoff plaid shirt or something. He might have
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  Speaker 1: been super famous. It might be like someone who's a
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  Speaker 1: top forty country artist. But your buddy Matt, who we
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  Speaker 1: hung out with, looks exactly like you. Now, he has
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  Speaker 1: the same archetype as you. To a police sketch, he
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  Speaker 1: would look exactly like you. Maybe if you did a
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  Speaker 1: crime and someone described the two of you, it would
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  Speaker 1: be identical. He looks like you. Times Christopher Robin divided
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  Speaker 1: by Bo Burnham and uh and uh, you guys talk similarly,
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  Speaker 1: and you even uh, you even like uh like when
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  Speaker 1: you were sitting at at the karaoke bar together, you
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  Speaker 1: like kind of sat like with your upper arms touching,
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  Speaker 1: like twins who like uh who like need to like
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  Speaker 1: have like subconsciously need to have some kind of physical
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  Speaker 1: contact with each other. Yeah, I don't know, it was cute.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was cute. We're good buddies, great buddies.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, it was a good time. We went
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  Speaker 1: to a comedy show out there. We saw Adam Friedland
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  Speaker 1: and Mike Racine. Funny dude. Funny Dude's very funny. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's sip to say that Adam is definitely a
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  Speaker 1: friend of the pod now officially. We talked to him
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  Speaker 1: for one minute outside yeah, and then Roan cut us sweet.
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  Speaker 1: We almost had everything, and then Roan cut us short
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  Speaker 1: and he was like, our ruber's actually here. The uber
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  Speaker 1: had been sitting there for five minutes. The guy was
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  Speaker 1: just flashing his lights at me. Yeah, He's like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna torpedo your uber, right, And that's the
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  Speaker 1: only thing I fucking had in this world. My four
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  Speaker 1: point eight one on uber.
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  Speaker 4: Is I'm rocking like a four point seven, and I
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  Speaker 4: would love to know what where the rating come comes from?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, where did they go to talk? I don't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what could possibly be like the reasoning
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  Speaker 1: that I wouldn't have a perfect five? Are you ever late? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's my thing that I'm worried about. It's like, and
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  Speaker 1: it's always when I'm with somebody else and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: fucking a little bit late and I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 1: bomb my ranking. Yeah, that's why you never late. I'm
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  Speaker 1: never late.
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  Speaker 4: It's more just like mainly because you have two minutes
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  Speaker 4: when the time with the uber arrives till they can leave.
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  Speaker 1: And you were just asking like where's stove? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we were like where's Nick and stop? Just like people
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  Speaker 1: are always. We were like do you think where's stand
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  Speaker 1: and day? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: We're like do you think we can come on sometime?
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  Speaker 4: And they were like he was like, I don't really
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  Speaker 4: think you guys have what it takes.
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  Speaker 1: From what it looked like from how hard you guys
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  Speaker 1: laughed at the jokes during stand up. I was looking
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  Speaker 1: at both of you judging you, and you didn't laugh hard.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't seem like you really got what we do over.
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  Speaker 1: You did get the jokes, So no, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna really work out for you. But yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want a torpedo. The Uber rank in that bad
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  Speaker 1: and it's still probably backslid a couple points. If I
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  Speaker 1: if I check right now and I'm below a four
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  Speaker 1: point eight, I'm gonna be incensed. I'm gonna be absolutely furious.
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  Speaker 1: But we uh went to a little comedy show. We
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  Speaker 1: hit Broadway. We hit Broadway many times, practically lived there
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. I think you had a night on Broadway
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  Speaker 1: the one night, the first night. Yeah, I think you had.
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  Speaker 4: I think you are like not like fully like you
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  Speaker 4: left and we left like thirty minutes later it did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you got I thought you got lit up.
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  Speaker 4: No, we left like right after you left. We went
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  Speaker 4: to like one other place and then we're like, all right,
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  Speaker 4: let's just go back fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: Every place is like, hey, we got the real honky.
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  Speaker 1: This is the last real honky talking down. And every
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  Speaker 1: bar was fucking identical. It had everything. They all look
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  Speaker 1: the same. Damn im. Allright, dude, I think ubers down
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  Speaker 1: right now? Fuck what the fuck? Bro Uber's down? Its
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  Speaker 1: States is under attack, right now what the fuck is
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  Speaker 1: happening right now? They say, they say a cyber attack
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  Speaker 1: is actually the most dangerous type of attack, like a
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  Speaker 1: blackout attack. I read a book on it. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: worse than a nuke. I'd rather because because you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be able to have your phone, which is worse than death.
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  Speaker 1: It would be like the apocalypse. People just wander in
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  Speaker 1: the streets like fucking no phones because you wouldn't have it. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's like you wouldn't even know what's going on. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't know what day it was. No, people just out
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  Speaker 1: like with their ears ringing, like a bomb just went
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  Speaker 1: off or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: It would be it would basically turn into an apocalypse
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  Speaker 4: because it would be like widespread panic. The police wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: even know what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: How long would it take you to go to cannibalism
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  Speaker 1: if all the Internet went down?
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  Speaker 4: I don't even think it's about the Internet. I think
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  Speaker 4: it's more about like electricity and like phone signal and everything,
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  Speaker 4: Like you wouldn't be able to keep food fresh like
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  Speaker 4: it would be. Everything would be would be fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if Instagram goes down, it's like how are you
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  Speaker 1: going to be able to keep your lettuce from well,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't even make sense, bro, laugh it up, laughing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking I'm woke to it. We'll see, body, you'll
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  Speaker 1: see I'm fucking. I tried to start a scene in
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  Speaker 1: the airport on the way out, trying to get everybody
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  Speaker 1: to take off their masks. Yeah, like, let's join heads
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  Speaker 1: and take off our masks. Let's march on the Southwest headquarters.
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  Speaker 1: They said that the COVID didn't really happen in Nashville. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't. They didn't have it down there. Their dead
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  Speaker 1: ass was a guy at the bar who was like
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  Speaker 1: he was trying to convince the waitress to take off
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  Speaker 1: her mask. He was like, you know, the mask is
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  Speaker 1: making you sicker. She was like I know, just like
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  Speaker 1: trying to appease him. Yeah, like you should take it off,
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  Speaker 1: you should really take it off right now. And the
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  Speaker 1: guy next to him was like, dude, like like just like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, like leave her alone, And he fucking
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  Speaker 1: started flipping out on the dude, screaming at him. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: you fucking fat fuck. I'm not gonna have to listen
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  Speaker 1: to you, you fat fuck. You don't know what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck you're talking was this on the way out of Nashville,
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  Speaker 1: because he made a massive scene at the airport bar.
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  Speaker 1: He definitely thought he was just like hitting it off
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  Speaker 1: with the waitress. Yeah, he thought he was about to
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  Speaker 1: get some pussy off of his political off his vax stances,
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  Speaker 1: and then some fat fuck came and ruined it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When we were at the bar after the comedy show,
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  Speaker 4: we were like, me and Matt were like watching this
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  Speaker 4: one dude talking to the bartender and it's like so
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  Speaker 4: uncomfortable because it's like it's literally like the same type
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  Speaker 4: of you who like think that like a stripper likes them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's like they're doing it for tips and like to
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  Speaker 4: get money from you.
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  Speaker 1: They're at their job. Yeah, and honestly, like at least.
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  Speaker 4: A stripper, it's like that's kind of like you know
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  Speaker 4: what's gonna happen as a bartender, Like most likely that person,
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  Speaker 4: the bartender probably fucking hates you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, just leave me the fuck alone. Yeah, Like stripper
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  Speaker 1: is like that, that's at least transparent in that job.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they're trying to entice people with some type
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  Speaker 1: of sexuality with Like a bartender, like she has eighty
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  Speaker 1: five other people to serve.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, like well, and one dude keeps calling her
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  Speaker 4: over to like ask her what her favorite color is?
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: What's your side? Yeah? So where are you from anyway?
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Just like screaming at someone in a loud ass bar,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: they could barely hear you. Yeah. Yeah, it's a it's
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: a tough scene for someone that's trying to like what
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: you what is? She just gonna like stop her shift
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: and like fuck you jump over the counter. Hey uh,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah, you guys just fill up your own
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: drinks for a little bit.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go have I mean realistically, it's like the
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: premier probably get a pretty good tip bye by leading
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: somebody on. Yeah. Yeah, people are just uh, people are
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: just freaks. Freaks, I don't I don't know. They just
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: think that they're about to scoop somebody. Even at airport bar,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: it's even weirder, like you're fucking flying out in one hour,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: like you gotta go catch him playing, like what do you?
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Just like I think I got from a guy's perspective,
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Like the dream scenarios, they meet someone at the airport
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: and then they like fuck in the bathroom and then
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: he like goes on his plane never sees them again,
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: which has probably never.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Happened, has never happened to a human being. Yeah, yeah,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: did it happen to George Clooney in fucking Waiting or whatever?
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: The fuck? Or up when it was the movie George
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Clooney just going to a bunch of airports? No idea,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: you've never seen it George Clooney movie, probably not?
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: Have you not?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: No?
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: I have.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: George Clooney is this handsome older guy.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I know, I'm aware. George Clooney is well dame some
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: of his flicks, the one, the one where he goes
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: to the airports and he seems so uh.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, you do know it? Tip of the cap,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: my good man. Yeah. So then basically the third night,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: our last It was our last night. I guess was
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: it our fourth night? It was our fourth night, thurd night, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Saturday night. True, it was our third night. We went too.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: It had a pretty easy day, pretty relaxed day, just
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: kind of chilled for most of the day, and then
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: we went to Roan was like, oh, I got us
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: on this list at a concert, like my buddy manages
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: the My Buddy's a manager there.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he manages a couple a bunch of music musical acts. Yeah.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: And one of the music acts that I hit him
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: up when I was coming into town, like what are
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: some cool things to do here? He gave me a
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: long list, just a great friend, and we're like, all right,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: let's go to one of the things that he's up
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: that he's saying. So he got his four seats, four
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: tickets on the list or whatever. Yeah, yeah, and uh,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: we were off to the show and it was a
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: shit show. Things didn't go well for us, sass that
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: that day. The music was good, but it's the music
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: was great as soon I was really enjoying the music,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: it was for the ten minutes that we saw. Yeah,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: you were bopping your head. Yeah, relatively sober too, because
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: we got to the front door and uh, and the
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: guy was it was a bouncer wearing a He was
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: wearing a pink sweatshirt and a pink hat. Pink cat
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: flashed in my id and I knew the boys behind
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: me were rocking some fakes, and so I decided to
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: start to butter him up, throwing a little bit of
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: the classic road charm, and uh, I was like, cool,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: hat Man. Yeah, I like your ring, like that sweatshirt.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I tried to. Yeah, he didn't want anything to do
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: with Ron though. He only wanted to do with the
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: two boys behind him. Yeah, he swam moved because he
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: had your your his eyes on you both, and it
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: seemed like he had his eyes on me from the jump. Yeah,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: you were given up. They might they might have someone
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: might have tipped him off, and I was coming. We
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: got some underage bogies that might be coming into the
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Later on, I get.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: He's doing his job, but if you later on in
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: the story, you'll country realized it was like it seemed
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: like he was one of those dudes he was.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: He was acting like he was like in like the
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Secret Service. Yeah, that you were trying to just take
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: my eyes white taking the job a little too serious
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: because you showed him your ID.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: When the when the outside bouncer makes his way into
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: the concert to get eyes on his on his on
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: his suspects.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Even the way he put it, he's like, I have
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: reason to believe that this idea might have been a
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: fraudulent ID.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: He so he takes my ID in my VAX card,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: which I'm not saying to do this do as I say,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: do as I say, not as I do. This was
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: dumb with me, But I photoshopped my VAX card so
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: it matched the birthday of my Should I say them
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I allowed to say that?
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Or am I going to get like arrested. You're not
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: gonna get arrested. They know what the fuck it is.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I photoshopped my, uh my vax card to match my idea,
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: to match the birthday of my idea.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: You have a legitimate VOX card, and you just have
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: a double verification of your fake IDA in ninety nine
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: at the end, because I'm a two thousand and one baby,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: right and I'm almost twenty one, right, And you showed
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: him a fake ID and a fake and a fake
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: VAX card, and he took it inside, and so he
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: looked at it for like a second. He's bending it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't really.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I kind of thought, like I was, like, this could
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: go either way. When I've since i've changed the VAX card,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: it's actually been a lot easier to get in places
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: because they're just like, oh they match up.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You're good, yes, which is so that was a smart
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: move on your part. Yeah, And I've only used it,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: like I've only done that a couple of times, but
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: both of them in Nashville pretty much. Yeah, usually there's
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: no problem getting into places. Usually it's like in New York,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: it's like you don't even get ID. You can just
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: go in anywhere. And for all the shit you talk
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: on New York, that is one redeeming quality. Yeah, that
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: they let underage kids do whatever they want. Yeah, in
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Nashville it like so.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: I mean also, I've heard though that concert venues are
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: a lot harder to get into places because they sell
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: probably because they make so much money off of liquor. Yeah,
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: and they don't want to lose their liquor license.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is weird. But you did have that inkling
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: even the night before Christopher Rob and your buddy got
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: kicked out of the bar for but they just ate
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: he didn't get kicked out. They were just like we
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: we think your boys ID might be fake. Yeah, and
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: it was fine, Like that's okay, I don't I don't
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: dislike that. That's not a problem. I get it. But
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: what this guy did.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: This guy brings us inside. There's a massive line of
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: people behind us. He brings us in and he's looking
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: at my ID and he's like, I have I have
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: reason to believe.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: That this is there's a reasonable suspicion that, yeah, I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: have reason to believe that this is fraudulent.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Night afore he's documents and I was like, catch me,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: and there's nothing you can say. You're like, oh really.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: He's like do you get that a lot? You're like no,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And then he was like how long have you had
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: this ID? And I was like, I don't know. A
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: year and I don't even know if that matches up
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: or not. But I was like, I don't know. And
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: by that time, he had a magnifying glass on the Yeah, yeah,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at a led light. He was looking at
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: it like Sherlock Home. Yeah, And he was like, so
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I think this is fake. And he was like, where's
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: your other ID?
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: And I was like, I don't know because I'm like
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: at this point, I'm like, like you can get in
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: a lot of trouble for having a fake ID. So
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what's going on here? I'm like, is he
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: gonna take my real ID? And then like he hold
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: that and the police.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: He was being cool or yeah, being on your ass.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: So he was like I'm gonna need He's like he's
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: like where is your other ID? And I was like
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I don't have another ID, which was dumb, but I
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: was also just like I don't know what to say.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: And it's also like it was embarrassing as fuck because like,
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: you guys are there, your wife is there, my friend's
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: right behind me, and like it's like just.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Like ten minute, yeah, tisk tisk.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I know she must think that just happens to us
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: every time we go out, because like the two times
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: we went out with you guys, that happened, and.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: And it did make me feel like, uh, I was like,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: am I furnishing here? Am I like, uh, chaperoning this
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: boy about town? Like yeah, So like eventually when we
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: got kicked out, like I like told told my boy
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: who like got us the tickets, and like I don't
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: even think he thought it was like a funny story.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I think that he thought like I was a scumbag.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, you're a piece of shit. Like
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: things have really gone backslided since we were in college together,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: because I.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Mean, like most people my age have fake id's, and
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I know I'm probably gonna get much It'll be like dude,
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: that's so not true. But it's like everyone all of
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: my friends including me, have had fake ID since we
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: were like juniors in high school and in college, everyone
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: every single person has one.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's I think it's so town specific,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: like some towns, like when I was in state college
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: at Penn State, like you just don't do it because
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: people will.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Like I mean, I'm sure it's also probably different if
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: you go to school on a campus where you're going
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: like frat parties, then it's like if you go to
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: school in the city where and you can only go
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: out to bars exactly, like yeah, when I went to
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: De Paul, you need a fake idea or else you
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: can't go out.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: And Yeah, and at like smaller schools, they'll like really
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: crack down on like underage drinking, like if someone gets
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: hit by a fucking bus or something like that, they'll
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: be like, Oh, we're gonna find all the bars like
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars or some bullshit like that. So
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: people have to be a little bit more scrupulous about
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: who they're letting in. Yeah, but they eventually, uh came
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: to the conclusion that your ID was fake, that you
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: didn't have a real ID, and so he's asking me
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: for my real ID and then he's like, I'm giving
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: you one chance, and I was like, okay, I'll look
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: for it. Obviously it's in my wallet.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: The first thing, it's like sticking out ticket, So I
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: give it to him. He says to my other friend,
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: he's like, if yours is fake too, like, don't even
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: give it to me.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: And they just give him like these straight up boun
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: vertical massive exes on our hands.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: And then we get in there and I'm like, well
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: that's oh. And he took my ID, which was really annoying,
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, we get in there and I'm like
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: that sucks.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was kind of frustrated. I was like, well,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I would have from rather just not let me go
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: in than take my ID, because then it's like I
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: don't have an ID now. And and then one thing
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: led to another. We ended up getting drinks. Oh. He said,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: don't wipe off the xes. He said, the exes fall off,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: come back to me. Yeah, up front, I would saying
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: that you should have got ship faced and just gone back. Yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: can you help me? So you said don't drink and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: don't wipe off the xes. So obviously we went directly
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom and we wipe off the exes and
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: they came off easily. Usually with things like that, like
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I've I've only been xed up a few times, and
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: usually like it's pretty it's hard.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: It's pretty hard to get them off. Like this was like, yeah,
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: I think this was like dry erase marker. It came
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: off in like one wipe of water, like it was
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: like it was like chalk or something.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just like it turns into like the little
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: like rollie balls. Yeah, scrub it off without any type
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: of soap or anything. Yeah. And uh so, yeah, we
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: were there. We were drinking.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I was very on edge the whole time because I'm like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: what's gonna happen if he catches us? Like, am I
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: going to get like straight up like arrested or something like,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: And had a drink. Saw the first band. First band
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: was incredible. Yeah, second band was good too. Second band
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: comes on stage. We see a couple of their songs,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and then out of the corner of our eye we
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: see Pink hack to the room and.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Then he's and then he goes up on this staircase
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: to the right of us, and he's just hawking us
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: the entire time. And it's just and so it's making
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: direct like like it wasn't like us being paranoid. It
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: was like, okay, clearly he's just staring right at us.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: And I was holding holding on to Harry's beer. So
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: at this point I actually am furnishing. It is like, yes,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: the law what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm just not not
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: only am I affiliated, now I'm participating in the underage
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: drinking racket that's going on here. And and one time
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: he left like our eyesight, like he left his perch
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: and I was like, yo, you want your beer back?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: And you're like no, like he was like yeah. I
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: was like he's still here, and he's like somewhere here,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: but I don't know, like the Phantom of the Opera,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: he's just in the fucking rafters looking down on you
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: like a half mast that he left his like post
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: from the front of the bar. To go into the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: it was like to get into the venue, you had
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: to go through a bar and then like through another
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: door and then they checked your IDs again and there
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: it was like a speakeasy TikTok. You had to go
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: through eight different like bombs to get into and he's
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: there just clearly watching us and no one else post
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: for the night and uh, yeah, yeah my new mission.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: And then uh and then eventually my buddy Matt had
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: a beer in his hand and he comes up and
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: he just puts his hand on his shoulder and he's like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: you got to go. And he was like, and what
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: he said, he he said to him, he was like,
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: you guys were looking at me way too much. Like
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I knew you were being suspicious, Like dude, cause you're
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: standing on a fucking You're standing ten feet above us,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: just staring directly at us during the concerts, Like I
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: couldn't even like I was trying to just like dance
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: and enjoy myself like an act, like not suspicious, but
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: it's like I literally feel this guy's eyes on the
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: on my fucking head.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Anytime I would look slightly to the right, I would
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: just make direct eye contact with him.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: But yeah, but I feel like looking at him and
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: then like looking away real quick is like the most suspicious.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, but I wasn't.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I would like look over and I would like look
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: at him and then I'd look back and just acting
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: the thing happened.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And then eventually I turned around. You and I was like, dude,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: this guy is hawking us. It's like when you're cheating
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: on a test, though, and you like keep on looking
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: up for your teacher, and your teacher's looking at you,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and you have you got to get back to your
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: paper real quick. You like look up at your teacher
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and then you got to snap back to your paper
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: real fucking fast. It's uh, it's it's definitely suspicious. Yeah,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: it was redely we're doing something wrong in direct violation
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: of the law and what he told us to our faces.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But we're at a fucking concert, bro, We're in Nashville.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: We're trying to whoop it up at a fucking honky
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: talk and here's some fucking live music. Yeah, so we go.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: So we go in and uh so he comes up
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and he basically is like, you guys gotta go or
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: he said. I didn't even think he was gonna kick
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: me out. I thought he was just kicking out Matt
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: and your wife. Yeah. I was like, Okay, that's not
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: gonna happen out to your wife and was like you
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: are directly affiliated with And I laid on the ground
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: and started fucking having a screaming tantrip. I started kicking
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and screaming. He wrote, directly affiliated with the criminal and
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: uh and yeah. So basically eventually he walked us all
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: out and he's like on a walkie talkie while he's
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: walking us out, and he's like, we got.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Four coming up to the West Wing as he speak. Like,
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: the dude clearly thought he was in like fucking law
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: and order or something.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, he thought he was secret service. Yeah, he thought
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: that he was like running a security detail for the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: fucking taj Mahal or something for approaching West Wing as
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: we speak forces. And he did have people like come
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and flank us like otheryre just like fat secure.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And that was the thing too.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: We saw them at first, it was pretty dark in
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: the room. They all all the security guards were like
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: dressed in the same thing and looked exactly alike. So
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: at first when we saw the guy with the pink
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: hat again, I was like, that can't be him, Like
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: he was running the pink sweatshirt and it was him,
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: And uh, he.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Took off the pink sweatshirt to go in cognito mode
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: so he could go undercover and yeah, catch your underage drinking.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we got kicked out, but could have been worse.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: I really thought we were gonna get like a lot
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: of trouble. I was ready to like throw the wheels
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: on get out of there. Were you actually gonna run
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: if he was gonna call the cops? Yeah, you were
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: gonna run.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What else? What you wanted me to just stay there
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and take it? Do you want me to just also
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: have to run? Or you want me to stand there
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: and just be like, Yeah, I don't know who he is.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: We just met him on the way over here. Yeah,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He just hopped in the uber with
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: us and came to came with us, and we were
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: having a jovial conversation when you saw us first. But
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: we don't know who the fuck he is.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have put yeah pretty much. You would
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: have gotten in way less trouble than I would. They
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: would have been like, Okay, don't do that again.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: To me. They would have been like a night in
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the slammer. No, I'm saying like, if if you ran away,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: they'd be like, who's your friend?
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Are we just gonna be like we don't know who
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: our friend is? Yes, that would have been much easier
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: than anything else. I mean Luckily out I don't talk
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: to cops. Luckily I don't answer questions. It was yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: so it was like a whole thing. I mean, it
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: was I don't answer questions. It wasn't like the like
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I get the guy who's doing his job, and I
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: always like, I'm never like mad when someone's like, oh,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: this is fake, Like I don't care because I'm like, yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: it is fake. Yeah, you're just trying to have a
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: good time.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: It was just annoying that he was like a fifteen
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: minute process standing at the door like it was mortifying,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: and it's like, dude, you know it's fake. Just like
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: either kick me out or tell me like I can
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: get it the exes or something like we don't need
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: to be like playing these mind games.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't toy with me. Don't play with your food
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: like a cat was like, where's the other ID? Where
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: is that one? That's my question. He was like snapping
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: a latex glove onto his hand. Yeah, don't make me
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: do this though hard.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Way I thought he was. And he had my phone.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I forgot about that. He had my phone.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: He took cause my VAX cards on my phone.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So he goes inside with my phone and the ID,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is he like calling my mom
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: right now or something? I was like, what's going on?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: When we got back inside, he was just scrolling through
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: your pictures? Yeah, no, I think he will.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I think he legitimately did, because the one to the
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: next of that is my actual VAX card.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Oh really, and he scrolled to it. I don't know.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I think he might have been scrolling. He's like, dude,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: don't scroll, bro. Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: So I get in there and I and I instantly
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: took my phone off the table in case you had
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: the run. And he was like, so, basically, my problem
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: here is why does the date of the vax card
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: match up with the ID?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: He was trying to like, I don't know, he was
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: trying to really implicate, Yeah, because that would be some
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that would be some bad shit. I think that is
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: like the feral. I'd be going to prison for that. Yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: big time, go in for that for sure.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Then I knew the risk. I knew the risks going
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: into the concert, and you still took it, and I
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: still took it. Called it Calculator live music in Nashville.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking dream.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I more just felt bad for you. Guys, because I
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: was like, well, now we just ruined the night for everybody.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah and yeah, so we end up having a good night. Anyway,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: we had a great night.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: We went outside and like right next door was the
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: karaoke bar, the best singing karaoke bar. Like eight of
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: the first ten people on stage were just fucking beautiful singers.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: All the employees were good people, and we uh fantastic service.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: We met all kinds of people, Goth folks, Papa John's employees, yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: fucking music executives. Yeah, really really everything.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: It was a smoking bar. You could smoke in side,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: and for like everyone was just ripping SIGs.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Three days afterwards, Yeah, I've been stinking like smoke ever since. Yeah,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: me too. I got a wall. I didn't realize that,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: but now I'm like, I gotta wash on my clothes. Yeah,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: which is probably a first. Fore you why washing my clothes?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Owen's back. Owen's back in the room. Roan was trying
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: to talk smack on you, but I stopped it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: What are you saying?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: He said, we need a new producer. Yeah, we're we're
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: actively looking for a new producer. Fair, no, never, fair, brother,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: don't stand, don't stand down for that. He uh sat
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: stopped me. He put his hand on my chest. He
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: was like, don't talk bad about Owen. He put his
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: finger to my lips, was like, don't you dare say
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: a bad thing about Owen. And then Roan pulled out
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: his wall and he's like, he has like seven fake
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: id's in it. I just have old I DS. No
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: those were fake, I asked the guy. He went back
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: to the bar and I was like, I just took
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: these IDs from my friend. I need you to check
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: them with the light. I was confused at one point
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: this past weekend because you were like, didn't Owen make
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: a fake ID for you? I thought you did, yeah,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: like very poorly. I forgot that you had made that
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Notre Dame ID from last year when we were trying
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: to break into the Notre Dame game. And uh yeah,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: that didn't work at all. I mean I broke into
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the game successfully. It was just a backup plan. Some
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: people have backup plans for when they're their first plan
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: of breaking in somewhere doesn't go well, and other people
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: just don't know what to say.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: It really was mortifying. It was the most like mad
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: I've been in a while. Really I was like texting
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: my parents about it. I was like, if I go,
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: if I got arrested tonight, like, don't be surprised, were
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: you actually yeah, because then Roan's just feeding me beers illegally,
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, dude, like this is not a good idea.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: And then as soon as I got I wiped off
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: the ex's I was like, that was a mistake. I
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: was like, I should just I was like about to
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: go ask the bar hunder for a sharpie so I
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: could put him back on.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: You should have gone to the guy in the front
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: and just asked for him back on. That would have
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: been fucked up. Dude, I fucked up. I fucked up again.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I should have done That makes him bigger. I had
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: had a lapse in judgment. Yeah, my conscient waivered. Yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: ever so briefly, Sarah, please.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: And like expensive as fuck to get those IDs, and
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: they cost a lot of them, like they take like
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: two months to come.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Swhack, but you know it's not whack. Bare bottom clothing, Yeah,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: that's true. Bare bottom clothing isn't. I'm wearing bare bottom
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: shorts right now as we speak. Actually the boys were
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: wearing Will Compton was rock and bare Bottom as well.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Everyone is I just noticed it around this penis are
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: future of clothing. It's just an incredible set. They have
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the they got the stretched jogger, they got the fucking
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: tech tee, the hoodie. I'm I'm a shorts guy though,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna wear their shorts. Last year
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I decided to do ice coffee year round. I think
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: this year I might just go shorts year round, just
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: like an absolute hammer. Just get the legs for it.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Oh In, don't fucking butter me up just because I'm
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: trying to kick you off the show. You're never gonna
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: get kicked off the show. Were sorry?
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Where where are you at? Though? Uh? Jeff's pod? What's
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Jess pod? Let's shout it out bro? Other friends of
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: the program, and we're allowed to cross promote on here
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: a bracket show presented by LCB. Shut up, that's dope.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I hope someday they get bare Bottom as their sponsor
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: as well, or you get Barebottom as your sponsor over there.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: We'd love to have them all on. Who's on the show? Nick, Kyle,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Jeff Ken, Jack, Stephen, Shay Jay Jay Shout out Jay,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Shout out Jay. We should have him on the show,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: for sure. It'd be fucking hilarious. How the first episode go?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Who's good? Sounds hilarious? It sounds really good. Yeah, bare
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Bottom's great.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: you think college is.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Get uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: Uber and Uber eats with deals this good. Everyone wants
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: to be a student joined for just four ninety nine
• 35:08
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• 35:11
  Speaker 1: It will cut your buttock in a way that will
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: be turning heads up and down. Broth does it does?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: And actually I've noticed that it makes my ass look bigger. Yeah,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: and I have an inverted ass, so it's hard to do. Wait,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: so what does it just make your ass look flat?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Or are you saying it gives a bubble to it?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: It pops? Yeah, pops. Your booty is pop, it explodes.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: You have a jungle ass. My ass explodes, doesn't pop?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Speaking of, we drove past the uh, the place where
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: that bomb went off in Nashville. Yeah, what were you
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: just a terrible scene? Why'd you laugh at that? What's
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: funny about that? And why'd you I'm laughing at the
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: fact that you laughed, though, and I'm not laughing at
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the how terrible this scene was in Nashville. It was devastating. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and honestly, well, what was terrible to me was how
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: may they stare because they call it like the nine
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: to eleven of the Nashville Yeah, but I was. But
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: the only thing is they forgot to have to never
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: forget behind it. Yeah, it seems like everybody's forgotten. Yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: like people are just going around Nashville willy nilly, fucking
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: like there was there wasn't an attack there on American
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: soil from a domestic terrorist, the most dangerous type of terrorists. Yeah, honestly,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: fucking and they're trying to call the people who, uh
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: who just don't want their kids to be vacks in schools,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the domestic terrorists. No, there's actual domestic terrorists who are
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: setting off fucking explosive bombs, explosive like your ass in some.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Fucking spare bottoms explosive van bombs. And it was really devastating.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I mean we we posted up there for a good
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: two hours and just try to remember. Yeah, it's actually
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: pretty crazy because like you get to Nashville. That was
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: like they blew up half the city.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Say Nashville is a small town. Yeah, it kind of
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: is a small town. But you take down one block
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: of Nashville, that's like of it. All this left is Broadway. Yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: way has fallen, mister President. They just got Broadway. But uh,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Nashville in general was, uh, it's very dope. You didn't
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: get any hot chicken while you were there, though, which
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: is disappointing. I did not. You got no local fair,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: you had no local foods or you know, we really
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: did it. I was like super low.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I ate a lot of hot Cheetos, though at night
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I would take down a whole bag of hot Cheetos
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: from the hotel.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was making your ass explosive diarrhea in the morning.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know if it was that or
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the bare bottoms that had your ass so so damn explosive. Yeah,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: but Uh, yeah, some hot Cheetos. Hot Cheetos will do
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: that to you. Yeah, they will. Yeah. I wasn't, especially me.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I wasn't fully prepared for it. No, Oh, did you
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: miss saash Ale weekend? I did.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: I was away as well, though. Oh I went to Charleston.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: Uh y thirtieth birthday.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Wow, shit shout out to wow, not thirty not oomps
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: getting up there.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I went to a donut shop this past weekend and
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: uh in Nashville. In Nashville, it was a it was
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: actually the best, some of the best donuts. It was
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: called like five Daughters or something like that. But uh,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: the women in front of us ordered some donuts and
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: as they got u as they like got to the checkout,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: the lady who was checking them out was like, oh,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: you guys understood the assignment. Jesus, they should have executed
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: her right there. They just dumped the donuts on the ground,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: stopped on them, and walked out of the shop. The
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: bachelorette parties were probably the most stunning thing about the
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: whole city because they're all just the same variant of
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the exact of like the exact same people.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: It's just crazy. It's like there's just these buses going
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: around and we weren't. It's not like we were there
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: on like a special weekend or anything. We got there
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: on like a Thursday, and like ten am, the bachelorette
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: parties are running through.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Very average buses and they're all they drive through Broadway
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and the women just screaming at everyone. They just stand
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: and scream. But if you look at them, like two
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: blocks before they get to Broadway, they're all like sitting
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: there like super bored, not having that great of a time.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: And then they see another bus and they're like women
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: instinct comes in where they're like, I gotta be having
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: more fun than this pitch and they just turn the
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: fuck up and they're just who And they're all old too.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: It was like exclusively old people. Old people, and uh,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I mean they cat call you pretty aggressively, like eighty
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: year old. Oh yeah, like octogenarians, Like they had pacemakers
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: up there.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: If you don't like getting cat called, you shouldn't go
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: to Nashville, because we got we were getting it from
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: all ends. We got it from, of course, the ladies
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: on the bachelorette park. Yeah, the old women in sea
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: paths whistling at me as I walk, yes, for sure.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: And then we got those dudes who were barking at us.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Remember yeah, those guys at night that were barking at us.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: It was super weird. They were just hanging out of
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: their cargoing right, it was like and then dudes hanging
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: out of one of them people doing like a chihuahua.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, real real, he was a pre pew besting barker.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: He hadn't fully gotten his bark down yet, which is embarrassing.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Like his boy's probably roasted him after the fact. I
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: remember distinctly I liked someone was like barking at a
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Sixers game one time when I was like probably a
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: junior in high school, when I was at a Sixers
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: game with my buddy, and I tried to bark along
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: with the guy, but my voice hadn't fully changed yet,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and I sounded like a bitch barking, and the entire
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: section at the basketball game started laughing at me, pointing
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: and laughing at me like I was fucking Bart Simpson.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: It was fucking horrifying. It was horrifying. I was just
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: trying to bark at somebody, but I'm like scrappy do
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I sounded like an absolute bitch. But it was a
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: strong bonding weekend for the boys. Got to got to
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: meet Harry's Harry's friend and they talked the same, not
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: only did they look the same.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Who was it?
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Was it?
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: Bo?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: That was Matt. I was trying. I've been trying to
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: meet Bo. He won't let me meet Bo though. Was
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: the one who started the voice. No, Matt is the one. Yeah,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Matt started it. And he even like when you even
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: said that, You're like, yeah, Matt's gonna do the up
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: talk thing that we do and that he does it
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: kind of talks like everybody, and like that's actually what
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: he does it. He does it aggressively. It's like every sentence,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: every sentence. Yeah, And but even at that time, I
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: was like, damn, like you know that you do it?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: You ever find yourself doing it when you spend too
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: much time with him. Ever since this weekend, I've been
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: doing it. I've been writing it out the entire Sunday night.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of days with Harry. And you started
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: going to start talking like this, Yeah, No, Matt does
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: it a lot because you were aware that you got
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: it from him. But I even remember I I like
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: was talking to him at one point and he was like, yeah,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I think I got it for my brother. He started
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: doing it, and I started doing it too. I have
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: no idea. I don't really know when it started. It's
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: like you could play it out on a piano, Like
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: it's like climbs. It just goes. I think he gets
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: like excited and then he like doesn't want to take
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: a breath, so his breath starts getting shorter. It does.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: But he also, like I think he like he doesn't
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: want to say anything definitively, because I think that makes
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: you look like you're a try hard if you're like yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: like like actually my sister did that, it's like okay,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: fucking know it all like but it's like actually my
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: sister did that. It makes it just seem like way softer.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: It's like a social thing of just like being way
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: more inclusive to other people. But the fact that he
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: knows that he got it from his brother, that you
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: know that you got it from him, that I know
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: that I got it from you, and like, yeah, it's
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: just contagious here. People are catching it like a play. Yeah,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: it comes along quick. I hope that some of our
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: listeners come and talk to us like this. I hope
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: they don't do that actually as fun he's doing it,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Like why what is this psychological reasoning behind it? Because
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get to the bottom of it. I
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: don't think, all right, I don't do that. Annoying as fuck,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: let's stop. Yeah, I can't put I can't stop myself,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: throw myself off the building. You gotta stop doing it first,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: be the chase way more annoying when you do it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: But you can't because you can't even hear. I can't
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: control it. You can't, but you know you're doing it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: What you gonna make it right? What do you mean
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: you can't control it? If you're aware of it, it's
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have the answers. Okay, fair enough,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: But sometimes you break out of it, and I think
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: that's when you spend time with the city slickers in
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: New York. Yeah, the city slickers. It's nice to be
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: back among the city slickers. You got some more dates
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: coming up? Yeah, I'm doing a show and stand up
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: comedy dates. Doing a show on Wednesday that I'm just
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: not ready for. In the slightest I have no material.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: So that's fun. That'll be a fun one. Yeah. Dan
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: soders On like, no, I think he's not on anymore.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You got taken off. He was like, oh, they bumped
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: him for it. I think they were probably like he
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: was probably like what the hell is this show? Or
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: he was like, wait a second, I'm gonna be fucking
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: coming after him. He probably took notes from the chick
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: who was at here, the young lady, the woman, the
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: grown woman, the grown adult female who was at after
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you last time. Oh yeah, oh the bitch no and no, no, no,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: don't say that. But yeah, that's gonna be sick. But
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: do you uh, like, do you wish that you still
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: had your material from last time? Yeah? I'll probably just
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: do it again. Yeah, just do it again. Yeah. Now,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: everybody who's bought tickets based on seeing you that time,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think there was that many tickets left when
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I once I promoted it. He was like, he said,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: it was almost already sold out. So I think I
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: probably have like five people they are going to see me.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: You just put it over the top a little bit, yeah,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: fuck it. Just do the same shit. Yeah, and then
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: if people like aren't laughing, just turn it on them
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and be like, what are you pissed off that I
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: said all this already? Yeah, just having an outbreak. Just
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: become an outbreak comedian. Yeah, I don't know.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I really don't want to do it. I think it's
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: just because I'm also just exhausted right now, long weekend.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Just claim panic attack then, yeah, it's a good idea.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I'm actually having a panic attack. No, I can't go.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: What's anybody ever going to say to claiming panic true?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Nothing to get out of jail free card clay panic attack?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: How was your flat home last night? You get it?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You get a lot of turbulence. Ours was getting just bodied.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: They were shaking and they're flying through a storm. Also
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: was a small ass planet. It was only a two row,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: two seat per row type thing.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you meant two rows like a biplane.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I thought you like bought a ticket from American Airlines
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: and they put you on something with propellers just pitching
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: up and down like crazy.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: No.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I flew parallel to a lightning storm though. It was terrifying.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like it was lighting We were getting
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: lightning on the side of like the in the distance,
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: like the whole time.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Like what happens if a plane get struck by lightning.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I looked it up.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Actually, I don't think anything happens it like it apparently
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: like it hits like the shell of the plane and
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: then like the energy like disperses throughout the plane or
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: something along the physics outside, So it doesn't never hurt.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: It doesn't hurt the inside of the plane.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: What do you mean hurt it though, Like, wouldn't it
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: be fucking terrifying? Wouldn't it be loud as ship? Yeah,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: it's probably like jarred from the air real quickly. Probably.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think it would. I don't think the plane
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: would crash though. Yeah. Still though, like I just don't
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: think i'd be able to like psychologically process how traumatic
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: that was.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, when we were flying into Nashville, we're like landing.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: This was horrifying for like a second. But we're landing,
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: like we're like what We're like, we're like twenty feet
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: off the ground, like wheels about to touch the runway.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, you hear the engines fire up again,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: and he's like it's like and all of a sudden.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: We're taking off again. We're going back into the air,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: and everyone's like, ah, did you guys bounce or no, No,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: we didn't hit it hit around.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: We just all of a sudden, all of a sudden,
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: we're like, we're like we're thrown back and we're going
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: back into the air. And I'm like, what the hell
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: is going on?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: This bachelor rett party in front of me like put
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: their ventilators all up to their faces, like all their
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: oxygen tanks. You get faces. They're like, oh no, yeah,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: they're about to die. And they're fucking old age. Yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: just terrified geezers. They're like, not before I could go
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: see Broadway, Not before I get to Jason Aldi's Yeah,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and uh, I gotta get the kid rocks.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: And it actually was kind of fucked like it could
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: have been a lot worse. The pilot comes over the
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: thing and he's like, yeah, we didn't see there was
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: another plane on the runway. That would have been crazy.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: We just land on top of That's like where all
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: the worst plane crashes happen. Is like, is like plan
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: on playing collisions on the runway, Like the worst plane
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: crash that's ever happened?
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Is that?
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Because it was like two fully packed like
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and when they flowed and they both hit each other
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and exploded. Like seven hundred people died. Oh my god,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: never forget that. Yeah, people, people love to fucking forget
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: every tragedy except for one. Yeah, isn't that weird? Isn't
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: that weird? Was that it was large? No, it wasn't.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: That was lurch from four Play? Well, better fucking back off.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I know all these other podcasts. Better back especially after
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: it called out Adrian Forrester for a rap battle and
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: then I just heard cricket the entire time. These guys
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: want the they want the fucking smoke and they can't
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: deal with it. Four play could be the same way.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Should we have a golf contest against four Play? I
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: would love to do that. That'll be fun. Yeah, get out,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: get out to uh somewhere tropical Tory Pines, Tory Pines.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: We need to actually get overseas to someplace where they
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: speak American but have actions.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was seeking. We gotta we got to come
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: up with some ship for the winter. Let's go out
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: to Colorado.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Go skiing, all right, skiing content in the winter, Yeah,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: that would be dope, would be super fun. Nobody has
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: skiing content. I love skiing. What if it's just a pro. Yeah, yeah,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: what if the contents Like I raced back in the day,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: shut up, Yeah you really did? That was on the
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: ski team. Shut the fuck up? Yeah you mean yeah, Coke?
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: What uh?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Where did you high school? Where did you even go? Where?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Like you're you're from, Like Boston area? Are there?
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Fuckingland has like some of the best skiing in the country. Yeah,
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: but you would to go until you have the best
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: fish in the country. That too, very very good place
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: to live. No, Like New Hampshire and Maine is like
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: two three hours away, so you just would go after
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: school to fucking New Hampshire or Maine. Yeah, me and
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: my boys, wou'd buzz off early, we'd kick, we'd kick
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: school after launch, and we'd head right out to the mountains.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: The rest is history. Just hit the slaloms. Yeah, like
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Sean White like, yeah, no, I love skiing growing up.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I still do like it. I just never get the
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: opportunity to do it anymore because I'm so tied down
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: to this goddamn job. Well, you just love to fucking grind.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I know that, I know that you have to make
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: sacrifices when you're in a position like you are, like
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: give up everything that you care about. No, I really
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: do think that we should go to Uh, I'm sorry,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: and it's just you scream crying in your car, Like
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I had to give up skiing so I could podcast.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Skiing is one of my few joys. It was my pleasure.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: That's why I hike now hike all year round because
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you just love a mountain. You love a slope, you
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: love a grated fucking there's no greater feeling than conquering
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: a mountain. Yeah, going up or going down? You love
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: going down on a mountain. I do, just like the
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: guy from Game of Thrones. So, uh, maybe the series
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: is like grown learns to ski from little sass, like
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: you could teach me. Yeah, I feel like that's what
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: some of our series are that we have here. So
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: and so learns to do this. So and so learns
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: to gamble or learns to play golf or learns to
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: skiun Like I would love to learn to ski, and
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: that'd be good content. Maybe we will put that one
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: out on the Son of a Boy Dad channel. Yo,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: great promo. Yes, but it's like a series where we
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: keep on having to go. Also, but I certainly have
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, we have to go to like a
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: guy like me, like Park City, Utah or something. Guy
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: like me would get paralyzed real quick on a ski
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: slow we should uh, I would wrap myself around the tree.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: That would be great for the podcast. I'm just like
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: talking on a speak and spell like Stephen Hawking. Well,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: what is up? Everybody? Welcome back to sign out?
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Hey boy dad shame shamelessly. I was the entire time
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: that we were getting kicked out of the bar. I
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: was like in my head, I was like, if we
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: got arrested, this is gonna be so good for the podcast.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Sick for the show like this, the numbers on this
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: are going to be insane. That's why you tried to
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: fight the bouncer. Yeah, and you like took a swing
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: at him and then winked at me. You're like, it's
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: for the numpies. Yeah, and then he grabbed my fist
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: and crushed it. He was a big dude. He was
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: easily four hundred pounds six or four fucking hulking. I
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: left a crazy Yelp review. Did you read it?
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I said, pink hat will be dead within twenty four hours.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I said, this is not a typical review, this is
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: a promise.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: The dude in the pink hat was more of a
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: pussy than the people who were protesting Trump in twenty seventeen.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, then those pink hats. He's the true He's
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: the new pussy. Pink hat. I said, pink hat, you
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: just made a big mistake. Unfortunately it's too late for
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: you to do anything about it. You made it powerful,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: and you made a powerful enemy. And you should be
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: apologizing to all the artists who work at your bar,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: because we were going to shut you the fuck down. Yeah,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: no more live music in Nashville, if we have anything
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: to say about it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Super embarrassing because he's like kicking me out, and I
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: was like, you have any idea who the fuck I am?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Asshole? You were like pulling up the podcast ranking. He's like, wait,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: it's not refreshing. Yeah, what's your WiFi password? I'm about
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: to show you something that's gonna make you feel real dumb.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Thirty sixth episode, thirty sixth Best comedy episode.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: So how does that sound to you? Does that fucking
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: baby change? I was like, I could buy this whole bar.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Fucking sue your ass. Do you know who my podcast
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: producer is? Fucking Roan Best battle wrapper ever, and he
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: was like, look, man, you really gotta go. You need
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: to get the fuck out. I don't need to do
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: fucking shit. Just sloshed off of a half bud light,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: half of a sixteen ounce bud light and threw up
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. You just had like throw up caked
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: around your mouth, and your fucking collar was all bent
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: out of shape. One shoe's missing. Check the fucking charts, bro,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: check the charts before you disrespect me. No, you fucking inbred. Yeah,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: but it was a close shave. But uh, close shaves
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: are something that that you go through all the time,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: especially if you're in bed with good folks, like like
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: manscaped sty'll close shave your penis right still close shave
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: your buttthole. You can use manscapes on your chest, your
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: pubic mounds, your happy trail, and you can even you
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: can even clean up your armpits a little bit.
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: Golf season is in full swing, and getting out there
• 53:27
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• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I was gonna talk about an advertisement that we did,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: but they're not on this podcast, so I'm no longer
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: going to talk about that swallow that thought.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Fucking sorry, guys got to chase a bag. Every time
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: we act down, they bring up a sponsor that's not
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: currently sponsoring. In the episode Dave gives us, Dave spanks us,
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: he bends was over and Stephen ja. Yeah, they take
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: turns like in Dazed and Confused, one for slap for slap.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: They just line us up. Yeah, it's like freshman day.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: They're like spot us walking out of the pod room,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: and we're like two freshmen. We'll see him like coming
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: around the corner, sprinting after us. We like grab our
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: backpacks and try and sprint home through the city as
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: fast as we can. They're like hanging out of the
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: fuck in front of a PT cruiser trying to punt
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: us down and slap us with their paddles. Paddles, they
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: get pissed. Thresh meat, fresh meat, you guys, fucked up
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: a fuck up an ad read again, Come here, freshmen.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: What else happened this week besides Nashville? I mean Nashville
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: was just a trip. The Penn State video came out.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Penn State video did come out, To the tune of
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: of a rampant h disc grunt told Barstool fans, yeah,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: he's just saw this way I can.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: A lot of the men who question their sexuality don't
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: don't like the idea of even seeing a gay person
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: because they thought of a gay person turns them on
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: so much and confuses them that they lash out in
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Instagram comments.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I thought I was supposed to be getting the college
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: football video now getting rock called what the fuck is this?
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: I saw a comment and it was like, what the
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: fuck is this? Barstool I followed this for sports. I
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: don't know where that was going to scratch. We'll take
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: that part out.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: No, I mean it literally was. That was where people
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: were saying the comments were ridiculously stupid or it's just
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: like I felt high school juniors who are on their
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: baseball team being like disappointed in you men. I'm following now.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I was looking at the comments on your thing and
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: they were like, love you Roam, but this absolutely is
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: not your best work. And I clicked it's a funny
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: ass video too. I clicked on one of the dude's
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: profiles and he's like a nature photographer. Yeah, it's like, bro,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: what dude?
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Anytime I something like that, you click on the profile
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: and it's like the profile picture is like a dad
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: with like their two babies in the background.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: It was so many dads with their with their young
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: childs who are like, hey, man, this shit is not it. Yeah.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't force myself to have sex with
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: my wife for you to be able to post whatever
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: you want on Instagram. All right, man, took a lot
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: to get that seed out. I honestly imagination, and now
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you're letting my imagination run away the other way. Yeah.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I felt bad for the besties because they're awesome.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: They're awesome, and I just I feel like they I
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: feel about people like unless it's like someone unless you're
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: one of the few people who comment on the Barstool
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Instagram like trying to say the meanest things you can,
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: or you're someone who's been posted on the barstool Instagram
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: like us, and you realize that basically anything that's posted
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: on the Instagram, the top comment will be like, what
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: the fuck is this?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: De lete this? Why do I follow this account? Still?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: So I feel like it was going downhill.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I feel like that they probably don't realize
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: that it's not even as much about them. It's more
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: just like it was gonna happen no matter what was posted.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: It just I think it sucks for them because like
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: they have like such a like generally positive online space,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: like everybody like all they do is post about like
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: positive stuff and jokes, and like they're all their fans
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: are just like so like appreciated. It's just like women
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: who are like fuck yes bestie, like sligh and like
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: just yeah, bigging them up, and then they get thrown
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: into like the fucking dungeons of the internet. Yeah, where
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: it's just like this acid, fucking pool of people just
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: being like fuck this content.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: They don't even like the half of them probably didn't
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: even watch the video. They just see the other comment
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, I'm gonna try and comment this
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: because I want to have the top comment on Barstool Sports.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Whatever. We're gonna keep on fucking making good shit and
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, and it's a great video. It's hilarious video,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: funny video, and they're just I mean, we're the besties
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: were great. Besties were great. We're gonna keep on pushing
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: and keep on making ship like that. But I genuinely
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: like felt bad for them.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we knew it was gonna happen too. We
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: talked about it before it even came out. We were like,
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: this is gonna be a shit show.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I had a dream last night that I gave
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: one of the besties of flower and they ripped it
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: up up. Really, I don't know what the fuck that means.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I felt bad too. I mean, the kid
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: was seemed upset. He was crying on his uh TikTok vide.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: That being said, though they got some numbers. Though it
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: did do some numbers in the top comment was this
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with Full Assassin Rown. They were delightful. Yeah,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: it's just literally the sweetest people ever, which shout out
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to the Bestia. They were actually the sweetest people ever. Yeah,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: great people. Yeah. Yeah, hopefully we can make it right somehow,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Hopefully we can uh change the world. All the people too,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: were just like, I mean, it's been in my in
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: my mentions for the last five days, people just like
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: arguing about the pedophilia of Penn States.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Like, dude, that's not what you care about. You care
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: about it because you're homophobic. Yeah, and it has nothing
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: to do with the with the pedophilia at Penn State.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: Like I think, look at the history of literally every
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: other college.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Institutions, Like anytime there's an institution, pedophilia will soon follow. Yeah,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Like anytime that there's like a power structure, a lot
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: of money involved, and people who have their own interest
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: at mind will like protect themselves and let bad things
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: happen to other people.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Like Yeah, I had these two dudes in my mentions
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: talking about it, and one of them made a good
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: point because he's like he's like, you don't actually care
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: about what happened at Penn State, Like you're just using
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: that saying that so it makes you seem like a
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: smart person, like.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: You're super like or like well conscientious of like what, like.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: You don't actually give a fuck about what happened there,
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Like you only care to make yourself seem smart.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People love. People love a nice conspiracy for themselves,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: or it's not even a conspiracy, but people just love to.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I guess it was an actual criminal conspiracy, yeah, but
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: not a conspiracy theory. It's just an unfortunate turn of events.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: But that was very good.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: But it's like, so because that happened, like however long ago,
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: like fifteen years ago or whatever, like we aren't allowed
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: to make Penn State videos and that.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Was what people are saying. They're like literally, they're like hey.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: They're like, great for you backing up this this thing.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, it's a school where like fifty thousand
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: people go. Yeah, kind of hard. Just sweep that under
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: the rug.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I think I like more than like fewer than one
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: in a hundred of all Americans have a degree from
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: penns to it's like one of the most like widely
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: uh attended schools, especially with all their online programs and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: satellite campus. It's like almost everyone has gone to Penn State.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Like what the fuck are we talking about? This is
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: just it's insane. Yeah, but we also had a Washington
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: tailgate video come out, Eagles tailgate videos coming out this
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: next week, and you also had a video coming out
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: about you had a video coming out of you just
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: being an alpha on Penn State's campus. Oh yeah, which
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: was badass, but some people got pissed off about that.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: They're like, fuck Penn State from that in that perspective. Yeah,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: and uh and one about vaxes. In one about maxes
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: and Bibles. You kind of were nice with the edit
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: on that one. Yeah, like you just shot that in
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: your hotel on your phone sideways. Yeah, and then throw
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: what'd you edit it in premiere? Yeah? Yeah? How long
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: did it take to edit? Hour and a half's fucking go, bro. Yeah.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: The thing is, though, with me editing stuff, it's usually
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: I film something and I'm like, all, I'm gonna edit this,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: and then while I'm editing it, I'm like, oh, actually
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: I want to add this line, and I like so
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: the whole entire time, I'm like, I'm basically building it
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: as I'm filming it. Got so I'm constantly like, oh,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: I want to switch this out or do this part better,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: so then I'll like record something else and then that
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: and then throw that in.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Like your b roll was even good if you just
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: like kind of like like giving yourself the sign of
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: a cross. Yeah, that was funny. Dedication to the game.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: I was very bored and I want to do something.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Why were you bored.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know because I had this Bible. Well it's
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: not my bible. There was a Bible in the hotel room,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I want to do something with
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: this Bible. So I was either going to do a
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: therapist who prescribes the Bible instead of like antidepressants or something,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: and then I was like, I'm just going to make
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: this more relevant and do the VACS.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I genuinely think there are therapists who prescribe
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: the Bible. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, you know that like Alcoholics
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Anonymous is like it's like the twelve steps or whatever,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: like half of them are just like religious steps. It's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: like you have to like accept Jesus as one of
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: the twelve steps. It's like you can't pass alcoholics Anonymous
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: or like a lot of the anonymous, like narcotics and Onymous,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: unless you like accept Jesus as your savior or some
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: shit like that. Yeah. I have no idea. KB would
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: know more better than we did. You'll be in Narcotics
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Anonymous soon enough. Brother. No, I heard your backpack. It
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: sounded like a mariachi. I thought there was a rattlesnake
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: in the airport. I was like that Oh, it's just sass.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: His backpack and all the pills that he has in there. Yeah,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: that shit was rattling around. You can hear him coming
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: from a block away.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: I know, like I gotta get caught in balls to
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: stuff them. I have a lot of vitamins. I take probiotics,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: vitamin D, is aloft and or chlorophyll or whatever it is.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: Chlorophyll Yeah for the stomach.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Really yeah? Does it help your digestion? I just started
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: taking all this ship after I had the whole thing
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: with my stomach, like when I thought HO had to appendicitis,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: because I was like this is like that was so uncomfortable.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Do you think it works? Yeah? I've been trying to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: get into ginko because I heard that people who when
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: when you die, people who have the healthiest brains are
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: people who take ginko. Like if you die and your
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: brain is bisected and they fucking look in it and
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: like the people who are taking ginko their whole lives.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what ginko is. I thought ginko
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: was like the smelly trees, do you know what I'm
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: talking about? Like a gink on a EA. Sometimes I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: just go to whole foods, and there's just things I've
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: never heard of, and I'm just like sweeping them off
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: the shelves. It's so hard. I'm like, I guess this
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: will probably help, does it? Like does it ever? Do
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: you ever feel something?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Or does a probiotics I feel like do help cause
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I mean they also like the thing is with all
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: of those, it's like they also help with like your
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: immune system and like your overall like mood, like probaotics
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: and vitamin.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: D obviously is that real though, or is it like something?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: So I like taking vitamin D in the winter, especially
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: like around now when it's getting dark at like five, Yeah,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: since it's daylight table, Yeah, did you set your clock?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That's a good man. She owns you're a
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: like a liar too. We know when the data is.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: It's November seventh, we all we all know this. We
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: have it in our calendar and checked that calendar every
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: day to make sure that it's right. He was calling
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: me a pathological liar because when we were at karaoke
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: this past weekend, he thought that I didn't sign up
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: for karaoke. I was like, I just went and signed
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: up because I went to the bathroom and he comes
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: back and he's like, yeah, just signed up and I
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: was like, no, you didn't, and he did. You're a
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: pathological disbeliever.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: I'm a pathological liar when it comes to you, because
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: you lie a lot to me. What you're a pathological liar?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: You are he lies constantly? Yeah, like what like saying
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I signed up for a song with karaoke and then
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: two minutes later I'm up there singing justin Bieber. Everybody's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: fucking snapping along. I was so bad I the lady,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: and the lady singing from Roe was like, come on,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: you got it, you got it. She was trying to cot.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: She was like, have we played it now? Now I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: stitch it into the episode. My voice is terrible in it.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: We'll let the people be the judge of that one.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I don't care though. It was fun. I had a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: great time. My friend Matt really shit the bed hard.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're gonna really hear it. Oh no,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: it is bad. I don't want to hear it anymore.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: And it was so annoying because like obviously Roan like
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: actually has like a sense of music. So we were
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: all like, oh my god, Roan's going up and then
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: he just like does well. But uh, Matt really sucked.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: You did not do that bad. You really didn't do
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: that bad. And you, yeah, a good stage presence. I
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: was dancing and uh and see like you uh you
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: you sung pretty well. And I'm not even saying that facetiously.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I think that you like hit some notes, you like
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: kind of went on some runs or like there was
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: one point when you hit a note and I was like,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: oh my god, is this fucking Aretha Franklin up there?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: And maybe I didn't mean Maretha Franklin, but I was
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: surprised pleasantly at one time at a note that you hit.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: You were just Bob Dylan in the voice so much
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: that it's like, uh, it was fun. It was a
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: good time. I had a great time. I've been wanting
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: to do karaoke so funny and goofy, you know when
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: we did when we were in Kennesaw. We went to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: that karaoke spot to get get up and to go
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: because they, like your buddies were the last ones. Yeah,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: and they had to do five songs. Yeah, yeah, they
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: signed up for five songs. Are like, sorry, there's not
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: room for anyone. Else. Yeah, well it was like no,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: there was like one dude.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: There was like we have two more slots, and the dude,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: the second to last dude, picked Stairway to Heaven and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: we were like, come on, man, doing a fucking fifteen minute.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Song with a long ass breakdown. Yeah, and you just
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: like stood there for the breakdown. Yeah, just looking at
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: the potato wedges. It was a good time though, always
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: good to get up on some karaoke shit. Yeah, karaoke's fun.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Oh what's your karaoke song?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: I sang She's So Gone by Naomi Scott from the
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: Lemonade Mouth soundtrack.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, and my how's that go? In my quad?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: It's cool? How does that go? Don't look us in
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: the eye. It's always tough to look at his eyes
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: when you sing. I don't know. But she takes like, no, no,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you do know because you sung it so on. SaaS
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: has big balls now days.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: But she takes the napkin holder of the cafeteria and
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: she looks at herself in it while she sings it.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: And you did that. Yeah, that's pretty fucking good.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Fu.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you got stage present, it's about us. You
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: got some bot as this boys bout us. Uh, you
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: got some stage presents, Owen, it's not being shy. Why
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: are you being so coy? A little coy coy, You're
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: such a little toy boy. Are you guys excited about
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: next week?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Nah?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: No, we're actually going to cancel the show. Yeah, actually
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: can't do it anymore. Roan's got this thing with Dion,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: so he's coming to the live show. Deon's open.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: You see, Kanye West was at the stands last night. Yeah,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: what Yeah, because Dave Chappelle was doing Dave Pelle did
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: like a two hundred dollars a ticket show at the stand.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Is that a lot or a little very.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Expensive the stands like fifteen dollars tickets, Buddy obviously with
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Dave Chappelle and I think it was just him and uh,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: and then then the standposts say Kanye West was there
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: with him?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Damn. Does Dave Chappelle like he has a special coor
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: so he's like he's craft in his Yeah did it
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: come out yet or has he filmed it yet? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: it's out and like it's out. I think it's out
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: on Friday or maybe sooner. So he's just promoing right
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: now and just doing the same act or something like that. Yeah,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean take all a thing. It's
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: like a thing that he just goes to like small
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: comedy clubs and like we'll just like go up and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: talk for like an hour with like no material. He
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: did that at the Cellar one time when I was there. Yeah,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: and I recorded it in my on my phone, and
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: it's like not even worth listening to the recording because
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: he talked for so long, just like, uh, it was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: just like a podcast. He just like knows up and
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: does a podcast. It's not like super punchline heavy. It's
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: funny because he's a funny guy, but it wasn't just
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: like joke after joke after well polished joke. It just
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: goes up and like smokes a bunch of cigarettes. Yeah,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: and people just love. He screamed at somebody at the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: show that we went to when we saw him because
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: they were the ha their phone out. But also that
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: was like a situation where we were like our phones
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: were like locked away. How did he scream with him?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: He hath them kicked out of the show, no way. Yeah,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: what were the words that he did that he used?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: He said, get this guy. Recording blah blah blah, and
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: the security went and got him and he was like, man,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: that's disrespectful, Like I come here, we do this, we
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: put on this big show. And he's like, when you
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: get to a certain level, you'll understand too, you'll start
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: appreciating like privacy, And then he goes he was Asian too.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: First off, what do you mean when you get to
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: a certain level that you'll start to appreciate privacy like
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: that Asian guy's on the Dave Chappelle trajectory or something
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: that he's eventually going to be Like, I think he
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: was just trying to, like explaining why he doesn't like
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: the cameras. But I think like he does it, and
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I think a couple of other those comedians do it too.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Once all you guys get super rich and famous, you'll understand. Yeah,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I mean I feel him, but also it's like no
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: one else is ever going to be able to empathize
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: with him on that uh, on that specific note right there.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm assuming it was like a journalist
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: or something like trying to And then when he said
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: the Asian thing, he was like, no one's gonna believe
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: I'm racist now, because because we took away his phone.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, that was nuts. That is fucking nuts. Makes
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: me want to do some civil disobedience, Yeah, it makes
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: me want to get yelled at by a fucking comedian.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I would just ship my pants if that happened. There's
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: not a lot of comedians who would even make me
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: feel less than by yelling at me. Most of them
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: would with me. You were trying to you were trying
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: to heckle at the Adam Friedland show. No, I wasn't.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: That's how you we met him there? Better, I'm better.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I was telling I was trying to get everyone there
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: to switch over to Son of a Boy Dad. He
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: was canvassing human to human. He was just knocking on doors,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: just going door to door, just trying to trying to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, have you heard of our little podcast
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: that were It's me and my buddies are doing this
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: little thing. Uh, this little podcast. Yeah, just unsbscribe from
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: the other podcast that you're listening to.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: It's crazy to like the drop off in in like
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: quality of comedy from like leaving New York and going
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: somewhere else.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, he's dude. The show wasn't funny at all.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I did not say that, but I said,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: like the openers were like like I've seen, like I'm
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: obviously I'm people are gonna try and make this thing
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: because make it out to be like I'm saying I'm
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: better than them or anything like that, but like people
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: like I've seen, the people had like open mics who
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: did better like it was. I think it's because like
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: they don't have a lot of open mics in other cities,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: so like probably like that might be like one of
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: their first times even doing a show, like a ever
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: doing a mic is doing a real show. But it
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: was like the like the difference between like the first
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: it was like four openers, and then when mike ro
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: scene went up, it was just like a breath of
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: fresh air.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: It was like, Okay, finally like someone who's actually funny,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: like he like and he like fucking crushed and it
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: was like it was just insane. I thought all the
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: openers were hilarious. You didn't. I couldn't stop laughing. Almost
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I almost flipped our table. There was one opener who
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: was really bad, But there's and and you can look
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: at the show list and you can guess which one.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're even on the show list. And
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: then Adam Freedlan was really funny too, Yeah, very funny.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: He said that he almost got hired at Barstool once.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: He did really Yeah. We talked to him after he
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: said you boys from He came up to us outside
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: we were waiting for Auber and he was smoking his
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: cigarette and he goes, are you guys from Stoel And
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I went yeah, Viva, and he he did not laugh
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: at all. I do not think he knew I was joking.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: He didn't know you were a joker. He was super uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Viva brother. Yeah. I was like, yeah, Viva, it's a
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: little inside baseball of a joke. Yeah, I don't know
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: that one being sarcastic. Then you actually think that they
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: like are that? Yeah? So when was he almost hired
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: a while ago? You gotta get him on and have
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: him tell the story, yeah, because that might be breaking
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: news even No, I don't think it is. No, I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: think Mikey's told us a little bit. Mikey told us
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: about it, and Greers told us about it, and I think,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: but did they tell you that on the podcast or like,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: so it is breaking news? No, like Dave follows them
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: on like social and stuff. But did it. I also
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: think that that doesn't mean that people know that he
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: almost that. I don't know that it looked likely that
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: they would be hired. I don't know. I'm assuming it
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: was a while ago. I mean they've had their podcast
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: for a very long time. Yeah, I think it was
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: at the inception of radio or when I think, I
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: don't know, we'll have to we'll have to ask we
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: should ask Dave, but we actually have to have Dave on. Yeah,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: we have like a list, we have like a growing
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: list of people we're supposed to have on, and then
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: we just keep on recording the podcast with just us.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: How should we do it when we actually have people on?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Should we have people should weigh in on this? Should
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: we have like half of a show that's interviews with
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: people and half of us like just chopping it up.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Should we have a whole show with certain people? Should
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: we like have a short interview segment with people, like?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: How should we do I don't know.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: I mean I would be down. I'd be down to
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: do a whole show with some people. Maybe try out
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: half a show with some people. But I mean, obviously
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: depends on who it is, Like, if it's someone, So,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: if it's a really good guest, you think the.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Boss man's gonna give us a full hour? No, well,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: what if you let him paddle the fuck out of
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: you first? I guess yeah, probably. I don't like, I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what we're going to talk about. If he
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: comes on, we just interview him at all the things.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: You've never had a conversation with him. I don't think
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: that there wouldn't be a conversation. So, Dave, when did
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: you start barstool? Like? What is the interview? It says
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: here that you used to give out newspapers. Yeah, you don't.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: You and Dan meet? You don't think you could think
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: of one good thing to ask him, or like one
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: good like common ground to be like, why are you
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: so afraid of me? You don't think he could run
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: with the dogs? I'd be cool having him on just
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: to talk about how they almost hired to come town.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you you don't think they just
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: for that second, I can't believe you don't think he
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: could run with the dogs. You think he's got comedy chops.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, I think he could run with the dogs.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: I just don't know if I'll be able to run
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: with the dogs. I think that's the man, weren't the
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: main concern.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Really, you're scared for yourself.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: When you're hungry out there, you started acting like a
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Snickers comes in.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: everything else. Snicker satisfies man, that's a winning play.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Do you remember real early on in the podcast, I
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: said that I was trying to buy like seventeen acres
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: of land in such a Pennsylvania with a coin.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna happen. I think that the deal
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: is about to happen. We had trouble finding the guy
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: who was who was selling the land because he doesn't exist. No,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: my buddy Mike found him the past weekend. Uh in
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: central Pennsylvania. He said he caught up with the guy
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: a mike that you don't know, a whole different mic,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: all different mic, but he said that, uh, it was
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: seventeen acres. He really doesn't want to sell it because
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want it. It'd be tough to develop. But uh.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I was like to my boy, like, I'm in right now, like,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: let's fucking do it. And then like two hours later
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: later he was like, all right, I'm gonna get his number,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: let's figure it out. Two hours later he was like,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: the guy with the land just gave me four E pills.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy it because the vibes feel right. The
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: guy just gave him four E pills. She's like, I'm
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: buying the fucking land. And I don't know if he
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: was just buzzing off the pills only shit or this
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: guy is just the man? How much? Like how much land?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Does it? Seventeen eight acres? I don't know if it's
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: yeah in aren't you paying like fifteen K for it? Yeah,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: that's a good deal. Yeah, no matter, how no matter
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: if the land is all cliff like, if I can't
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: do anything on it, it's twenty eight dollars a year
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: in property taxes on it, and uh, what are you
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: gonna do with it? Turn it into a flying squirrel sanctuary?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck? Yeah yeah, bro, there's also something we can
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: build a studio up there. Yeah, let's do it. We
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: can have like a whole compound. Yeah right, four wheelers,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: shoot armadillos with guns and shit like that. Let's turn
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Son of a Boy Out into like an amusement park. Yes, yeah,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: why not? Yeah, we could just have a ranch of
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: a Boy Dad. And there's just flying squirrels Everywhere's.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: Flying squirrels everywhere, and there's so many that you can
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: hunt them respectfully. Yeah, because it's a sanctuary. But we
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: don't want overpopulation. Yeah, we're gonna protect them so much
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: that they're going to start to overbreed. Yeah, flying squirrel
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: the official animal Son of a Boy Dad.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Can we well, I don't know if we want to
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: jump to conclusions or so. It's in the running. It's
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: in the we'll fick. What are some other animals that
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: are in the running? Walrus, a bear, I'm a big
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: bear person, bare bottom of course, you really actually like
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: bears though, I love bears. I love bear bottom shorts.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm wearing them. Yeah, you look like a bear.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: That's a compliment.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: I'll drop your ass on some bear shit. Yeah, you'll
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: probably slash my throat with your Paul claw your face,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: try and rip my face off and breathe down my
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: neck to see if I'm paralyzed on some DiCaprio shit.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: On some DiCaprio shit. Um, DiCaprio is a Uh he's
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: an actor. Yeah, I don't aware. He was like George
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Clotoney's how long are we? And we're deep because I'm
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: getting real sick of Ron's voice in my ear. We're
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: an hour twenty five the brother Oh.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: Really, all right, we can wrap it up. Uh, make
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: sure to make sure to sign up for the Patreon
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: and uh bonus episode should be out by the time
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: you guys are hearing this. All right, everybody, that was
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: this week's episode. If you want uh the bonus episode,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: make sure you go to patreon dot com slash son
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: of a Boy Dad.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: We got to put up a poll for people who
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: people want the next guest to be? Yeah, we do. Also,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: the Patreon doesn't exist, so don't do that. M Yeah,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: who do you want the next guest? To be Dave
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Dylan Friedlin Gillis, Yeah, well.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: We don't know if it was also a little part
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: of the story that with the Adam thing that we
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: didn't talk about. What was it when we asked him
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: to come on the pod and he was like, yeah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: I see you guys around.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't say yeah, we're just assuming that. Yeah, but
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: then he followed me on Twitter like an hour later.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: So I mean, in sasage world, what greater love is there? No,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: no greater love than a man following a man on Twitter. Yeah,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: so we'll see. If it was me, I would listen
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: to this entire podcast to hear everything that was said
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: about me. So uh yeah true, which we said all
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: good things. Yeah. Yeah. So we want to start getting guests.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: We want to start We have a live show that's
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: coming up next week. It's going to be in New York.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: It's all the way sold out.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: Also, if you're just like an average guy who's looking
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: to get on the pod, make sure you shoot owing
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: a DM and as.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: People just come on being like hey can I I
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: want to rant for twenty minutes about like the vaccine
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: or about Trump anything people me samples. Yeah. I like
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: when people who say, uh, not even let me on,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: but get me on. Yeah, like get me on the show. Yeah,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna pull stream. And we got extra mics
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: right here, yeah too, that could be you. They're fired
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: up right, Yeah, those are working. We leave them on.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: More the merrier.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: By the end of this podcast, we want like thirty
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: mics in one room and we're all talking and you
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: just can't even hear over each other.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I want to completely lose the dynamic of two
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: people and uh and just make it a free for
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: all exactly. People are just trying to shoehorn their jokes
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: and yeah, dump them out. It'll be great. All right.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Make sure you like subscribe comments,
• 1:20:36
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• 1:20:39
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• 1:20:41
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• 1:20:43
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• 1:20:46
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• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: we do. Owen actually gets to have lunch. Oh, we'll
• 1:20:51
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• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: make sure you are we doing another live show. There
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: might be another lie, I should be another show. It
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: was a crossover with another brand in here.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that'll be October fourteenth and Philly with Chicks
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: in the Office.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's already sold out, so there's no need
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: to promote that. November third in my voice, November third,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be in Boston, yeah laugh. Fossteron Tickets will
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: be up soon and they're going fast. Assassin's whole ski
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: team is gonna be there, getting the boys back together.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be in full ski outfits in the front row,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: just bandex. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, thanks for listening. Peace. Long ass episode