Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #397 We Don't BOUNCE PODCASTS the Same W/ 3 Plates Tommy
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- 0:00What up? And welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the
- 0:04same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting, and uh,
- 0:08thank you everybody who has been subscribing to The Patriarch. I told you at
- 0:11four hundred, at four hundred subscribers exteriors getting up, that got that tattoo?
- 0:16And what did I say I was gonna get dang? I forgot it
- 0:21was the conversation though. It was something outrageous though, yeah, yeah,
- 0:25So just know that there's two tattoos being being people are gonna get tattoedy.
- 0:31Uh when we had four barbecue tattoos. Oh no, I'm not gonna tattoo
- 0:35of hate, a tattoo of hate? What is it? Joining me?
- 0:41Surprise he hasn't interrupted me, replacing Xavier the one and only three plays.
- 0:46Welcome back, Tommy, what's up everybody? You already know what the motherfucking
- 0:51deal with out here Saturday morning, lighting up big motherfucking joints. We got
- 0:57the freak crazy tip on their fucking feel in the hand. So lou Temmy,
- 1:00Oh, I said I was gonna get gonuitos. I was gonna get
- 1:03the Conuito logo. You know what ohgcs sous. Is it fucking little candies?
- 1:14Yeah, the little racist candies. No, whe they have black face.
- 1:19Oh dog, you haven't seen these fools? Ky? Are you gonna
- 1:21put up the commercial? Goitos tasting the other day? Did I never taste,
- 1:26Chris d I don't like it. I just tasted the other day,
- 1:30and I I never thought that I would like that ship, but I did.
- 1:34Maleens the Aleans. You never yes your first time, and I'm like,
- 1:38nah, Gongitos and they have a albino one too, lo, that's
- 1:47funny, that's real. Yeah, food in Spain Gonitos and they have a
- 1:55commercial like from nineteen seventies, super fucking racist dog gotta love it. It's
- 2:00it's just fucking it's. It's like because it's it's it's from a time where
- 2:05like that, people didn't really care about that ship. Bro, Like,
- 2:08is that like foods for the congo? Is that what they're Yeah? Yeah
- 2:15with the gorilla? Yeah yeah. Also joining us is the one and only
- 2:19Ray. What's going on? Right? What up? I got the bag
- 2:22going right here? Shout out to Steph Tone for the Dominoes. Yeah,
- 2:24shout out to Steph Tone for the dominoes as well. Man served well for
- 2:28a well balanced breakfast. Who came out here with the volcanom Mo when the
- 2:32volcano first came out like one of the homies Big Brother had it? I
- 2:37know, like I don't. Every time I saw a volcano, I didn't
- 2:38try it till like I got here, because I always saw like older foods
- 2:43like doing it, and I was just like, who just passed me the
- 2:46blood? Yeah, just passed me the blood like a fool. We didn't
- 2:52talk about it. But smoking weed, you believe, I don't look for
- 2:58Here's the thing. Every time some food like that, like for example,
- 3:01God forbid be real to ever stop smoking weed? I would I would literally
- 3:06be like, what did the doctor tell you? But you know what I
- 3:08mean, Like that's what I would fucking like say, like or number one
- 3:13that like Snoop smoked a lot of blunts though, Like I'm not gonna lie,
- 3:15like you're not supposed to be having anything your lungs but air real real
- 3:17talk. But but if you're putting like tobacco in there, like, yeah,
- 3:22I think after a certain amount of time, it's gonna do some damage.
- 3:23I'm not saying he's sick. Yeah, they smoke a gang of blunts.
- 3:27Yeah, and then Food they skinny ass blunts more tobacco than weed exactly.
- 3:32I was gonna say that right now. Food, When do you see
- 3:35snoop out with a fat ass blunt? Never maybe for a special occasion,
- 3:38like all they did. I think that's you. Just all my Monentio homies,
- 3:44like all the brothers, like like for real, like not for nothing,
- 3:47bro. Like every time I see like some of my black homies smoking,
- 3:52it's a backwood, but it's like little ass backwood except for the homie
- 3:55bitch I'm high. That's a different top of type of black homie walk kind
- 4:00of sou my homie Food, we would have a little bit of weed.
- 4:04It would be like a little nug and he'd be like, oh that's a
- 4:06blunt. Yeah, hell knowd He's like, give it to me from me.
- 4:12But then when you hit it, you'll cough because of the fucking tobacco,
- 4:14not the fucking Yeah. I used to hate that ship, bro,
- 4:16Like somebody. I remember one time Food when I barely I barely started working
- 4:21here and I had an alchemist and this who smokes splips, and we were
- 4:26passing ship at the time, Food and I think like like he just mistunk
- 4:30it, like past it or some ship like or just forgot it. I
- 4:33was like the food next to him and I passed that ship and I was
- 4:35I just remember and then he was like, oh ship, my bad,
- 4:40like like yeah, yeah, tobacco with a little bit of weed and that
- 4:44ship. Yeah you're like, just smoke a cigarette, doc. Fuck,
- 4:47then we ain't in Jamaica. Homy bahomie Jay smokes splits all day. Yes,
- 4:51fire, you gotta put the mic a little bit more in front of
- 4:56you. I think I got a lot of my mother fucking I'm hitting twitch
- 5:00just on the there. It is just because it's because I have tom Hey,
- 5:02I had the chair all fucking high. Tell me you do have headphones
- 5:05just so you know, so you can hear yourself better when you talk.
- 5:09Okay, okay, okay, yeah we're eventually. Hey man, I've been
- 5:13looking at rich you know, to get in ears and all that, but
- 5:15you know we're making it. Those in hears are only fifteen bucks to be
- 5:16fair for Yeah, I think we can. We probably What about the customization
- 5:21on the ears and ship? What are you talking about? Like did the
- 5:26b real earphones like he got tired of these earphones. So he's just like,
- 5:29man, he's like, you got these eier ones all the just yeah,
- 5:32like and I was just like and this one was like, he's like,
- 5:34yeah, I know. I was like. I was like, I
- 5:36told him. I was like, and then I saw Caddy Blaze with it,
- 5:39and I was like and then I was like, money for sure.
- 5:42I was like when I seen both of them, I was like, both
- 5:44of y'all got money, so this must be expensive. But I heard they're
- 5:46not that expensive though, Well, it just depends on what you get.
- 5:49Got to talk to pop on, see what's up, tell them what you
- 5:53borrow them? Tell me. This is how we ended up with our own
- 5:56office because they got tired. They got they got tired of us borrowing the
- 5:59same set. Although we did take care of that set though we did clean
- 6:02up. We did everything we could when we were sharing sets with the Doctor
- 6:05Green Thumb Showy, except for that one time where he got mad when I
- 6:10brought a cat up there and there was a bunch of cat hair, or
- 6:12Will Will brought a cat up there, remember, and I put and I
- 6:15put Perdick's dog in the table. Remembered a little puppy a little puppy and
- 6:19then it got mad because the little puppy was He's like, we podcast what
- 6:24about uh? When Will had his fucking cat and that's the one bucket in
- 6:28a little bear like what is like a fishball back? Yeah, that was
- 6:32that shit got loose here remember he got Yeah, the cat got loose,
- 6:35and he was like, I gotta get it. Does he still have his
- 6:38cat? Yeah? I always check in on we have a dog. Yeah,
- 6:41he got rid of it though. Damn he had a he had a
- 6:44golden retriever. Remember, And you know what's crazy for this fool gave it?
- 6:48He gave it to Punky. Uh, Punky the lesbian from the comedy
- 6:53Store, the comedy Chick, the comedy check. What's his name, Punky
- 6:56Johnson or Punky Brewster like that used to be a bartender. Like she you
- 7:01know she looks she she kind of lesbian, you know what I mean?
- 7:03Like she kind of tamboyish. Yeah, like her. That's who has Will's
- 7:08dog. Now he just gave it to her. Food here you go,
- 7:11yeah, because we'll we'll give some ship to some girls. Bro. And
- 7:14I'm just like Will, like, how come we never give your homies gifts?
- 7:16Like that, you know what I mean, because they don't have that
- 7:18monkey you fools on that little fucking he didn't he didn't bone his chick?
- 7:24Why did he? Why did she get? Probably trying to tells himself that
- 7:28he might be able to you think he was like, look, man,
- 7:30I know you can't have kids because you know you're lesbian and all. But
- 7:33you know, like, I mean, she could she gonna need a Penis
- 7:40you think that that's a sour taste in like lesbians? Fool? Like you
- 7:43think that like lesbian? Like I wonder how the artificial essemination goes down because
- 7:47does it come through a dial though? Like did they get or is it
- 7:51like turkey baster? Just wish? What about that? Speaking about artificial sevenation?
- 7:57She has twenty two kids? She's twenty six, No, she has
- 8:01twenty two kids, like she's a surrogate mom two people, or like you
- 8:07know she's done that ship. I'm like, how can you do that?
- 8:09Shiit twenty two times? It takes nine months have a baby. You're pretty
- 8:13much marching out at that point. Or did she have like a gang in
- 8:16stead of twins or some shit? All right? Like serious question? Do
- 8:20you think that ship? Like if you have that many kids, like the
- 8:22pussy is it just you can stick your head in there or like like like
- 8:26I'm just saying like this, like when you've had like that many kids,
- 8:30does the pussy just stay loose? No, it gets every time they have
- 8:33a kid that gets a smaller and smaller what I'm sure it like goes back
- 8:41to it original size. I'm roughly guessing yeah, but I'm saying, like,
- 8:48fool, like, let's just say Octomon's pussy. Damn man, whatever
- 8:52happened to Octamoon's kids are like twenty now huh yeah, probabm like in their
- 8:56teens or whatnot. I was suppose to like at least eighteen now, oh
- 9:00for sure, fucking twenty five. Maybe one of them got the tattoo and
- 9:05shit, like, how long do you tell me? How long do you
- 9:07have to wait to fuck your wife? Like after you like she gets birthed.
- 9:11They say, it's the six weeks. That's a long time. When
- 9:16I put it away six weeks, it's a month and a half. Well,
- 9:20my Hobie, my home from work. This fool's kid is ten months
- 9:24old and he's having another baby on the eleventh of December. What yes,
- 9:31I'm Hoddamn the fuck did he bone her as soon as she got out the
- 9:33hospital Rige twins, bro, I'm like Irish twins. He's like that,
- 9:37when you have a baby before a year apart, that's Irish twins. But
- 9:39the pussy didn't even recuperate. And that's what myselfs Damn you were going in
- 9:43that motherfucker right there. He's like, I was like, handle, I
- 9:48think my other homie. I don't know if it's that close, but it's
- 9:50kind of close. My other homie too, he has babies that are like
- 9:56a year apart or less than a year apart. Fool. I feel like
- 9:58I almost feel bad for like the girl. Like it's like, hey,
- 10:01like, let the pussy recuperate. Thought it was nine months and then the
- 10:03ship got stretched out, Rudy says, My brother and I are eleven months
- 10:09apart. Damn. Your dad couldn't wait, couldn't wait to tear it up
- 10:15again. Your mom couldn't wait either, now women, yeah, quick for
- 10:20sure. And we're watching that film the other day, like, hey,
- 10:24I heard you, like having babies eleven months apart, pitch podcast of it
- 10:28and he's like, I heard you. I heard you like having babies eleven
- 10:31months apart. Pitch he thought you'd be on the six o'clock with the Kids
- 10:39eight speaking about you're not ever gonna have kids? Yeah, I think especially
- 10:45like after like not gonna lie, like the whole experience. Hey, the
- 10:48episode we Don't give birth the same watch with the whole experience of like losing
- 10:52my dog and like or one of my dogs. I kind of started giving
- 10:58thought like I was just like, now I see white foods, like kind
- 11:01of have a kid, Like a kid's kind of harder to die, you
- 11:03know what I mean, Like like you know what I mean, Like it's
- 11:07not like a dog, like it doesn't have an expiration day, you know,
- 11:09his companion, you know what I mean. But then I'm like but
- 11:11then I started. But then when I went to I went to Universal Studios
- 11:15with my lad No, I want Universal Studios with my lighter and his daughter.
- 11:20And then I was like, you know, I was like, you
- 11:20know, we're just we're walking around because I was gonna go by myself,
- 11:24and he was like, hey, for I'll join you, you know,
- 11:26if you're cool with my little daughter taking and like I was just like,
- 11:28you know, his kid is well behaved but then I was observing like other
- 11:31kids and ship like that, and I was just like, hey, man,
- 11:35there's some bad there's some badass kids. Bro. Like somebody said life
- 11:39expect to see longer for kids. I'm sorry I said it like that,
- 11:43bro, but like like I was a little like what, but yeah,
- 11:50there's some fucking there's some bad kids out Like you think that's genetic, don
- 11:54get to some I don't know. Well, my little kid that was bad.
- 11:58But he listens ship like he'll get not like hit him. But like
- 12:01you, they don't be they don't be doing ship like were they deserving a
- 12:07guy like that? Why? Why did we do like that? Because I'm
- 12:11not flipping over some chips. He's just looking at the mama. Get you
- 12:15a little more so weird? Like what would be something? You have a
- 12:18boy and a girl? Right? Yeah? How old is a boy?
- 12:20He's about to be two? Okay, that's not it's not whooping age.
- 12:24Yeah no, like yeah, like I think you're gonna you're gonna get You're
- 12:28gonna get You're gonna get your your your whooping Gagster's gonna big taste. It's
- 12:31gonna be tested when he's like going through the ages of like four to like
- 12:35eight. What they say is like the ages were were with like males get
- 12:39diagnosed with a lot of uh what is it? A d h D and
- 12:45all this ship But in reality, it's like you're supposed to let your kid
- 12:46run around. He's just my little son. He's just a ball of energy,
- 12:50Like you're supposed to let him have that. Like we just let him
- 12:54do ship, Like just as long as you don't break, he's cool.
- 12:56He's chilling and he don't he ain't getting hurt. He who fucking that feels
- 13:01crazy. I'm telling you. Try to jump from to couch and ship.
- 13:03That's crazy that like you're that you're like that, bro, Because like I
- 13:07always wonder, like I was like why did we get hit? Bro?
- 13:09Because like we're our parents really going through something because they could have handled their
- 13:13past. We were already. I think that's what I think. Getting on
- 13:18their parents were probably like probably even worse what they were when they were parents.
- 13:20You know what I'm saying if true? Because yeah, it's true,
- 13:26bro, Because when I hear about the ass whoop is my grandma used to
- 13:28give her kids from my uncles, I'm just like, damn food, Like
- 13:33this is torture, Like what the fuck? I was like, if are
- 13:35you I push my grandma down right now? Like if I was, I
- 13:39would have push your hands off the walk. Like my mom saying something should
- 13:45be like telling stories about her when she was little ship, how she used
- 13:48to get hit or they used to get hit, and I'll be like many
- 13:50I was a funck about ship, you know, I'd be like I wouldn't
- 13:52even be cool with those, mother, did you ever get casty? You
- 13:56ever get causty? I would like dust? God, I used to get
- 14:00punished like that. I didn't really used to get hit really like that.
- 14:03And I used to do bad ship when I was a little kid. When
- 14:05I was little fool, I did bad stuff. Was it really bad?
- 14:09Though? Like because I don't ask fool. I think the only time I
- 14:11just I want to justify my parents ass whoopings to me was when I stole
- 14:16money from my mom. That's justified like I was. I thought I was
- 14:20slick, and I learned. I never did that ship again, bro,
- 14:22Like like I won't even touch a dollar if it's not mine, bro,
- 14:24Like I remember I stole some ship. My mom just acted like I was
- 14:28going to go to jail, go tell the man. And then I got
- 14:33it and I was like hey, look and then when I walked off with
- 14:37this ship, he's like you know you what happens And my mom's all yeah,
- 14:41and he's like you have to go to jail. I was She's like
- 14:45here, my mom's all take him. I'm like nah, I was all
- 14:48scared. He's like if the police are coming right now. I was like,
- 14:50fuck, little ass kid like food. So like I remember, like
- 14:56that was one of them when I was like, all right, I deserved
- 14:56it. And then the other time was I was a teenager. Though I
- 15:00think like I don't think like my dad should have fucked me up that bad.
- 15:03Like I want to say, like when I got when I came home
- 15:05drunk, I came home under age drinking and I'm still friends with the homegirls
- 15:11on that. Then I went shout out to you, Cynthia, Yeah,
- 15:13like I got I got my I got drunk at Cynthia's keen sane. It's
- 15:18some of you guys know Cynthia because she's like what homegirl for life as well
- 15:20as her man. You were were you and her keensa or you just were
- 15:24at the bot. It was like a fool. That ship was a ratchet
- 15:26as king sent because like you could tell that you know who. Game was
- 15:28the beers, the theals, like the deals are letting all the kids get
- 15:33beer. Yeah, And I was just like, oh yeah, dog,
- 15:37and I knew. I knew it was over because like I fucking threw up
- 15:39in her bathroom. You were the food that threw up. Yeah, damn,
- 15:46I really got to throw up that or did you did you make it
- 15:50into the toilet? But I made it in the toilet. I was yeah,
- 15:52but you were throwing up and everyone was like you know who? And
- 15:56then and then and then what is it? Uh? Isaac was there with
- 16:00me underage, drunk, like with me, dog me and imagine that was
- 16:06a fond memory of my my homie, Isaac. I love you, bro,
- 16:08rest in peace? What is it like? Yeah, like I remember,
- 16:14that's a fond ass memory I have with that fool. Dog Like,
- 16:17and his sister came to pick us up and she's like, oh my god,
- 16:19look at you. You guys like you guys were toast, like we
- 16:22were fucking drunk and I was being Isaac were throwing ship like taking these lemons
- 16:26from the tree or something and just throwing them like we were waiting outside,
- 16:30like just doing stupid shit. You're drunk, brottle drunk ass kids. That
- 16:33little drunk ass kids. Yeah, I remember those were the only two ass
- 16:37whippers that I felt like I got justified. But like, oh you got
- 16:38sucked up that day. Yeah, fool, I got home my dad whooped
- 16:41my ass dog. He's like, fucking punched me dog. Yeah, yeah,
- 16:45like that fool punch me doll. I was like, damn it,
- 16:47this fool was mad because my dad didn't drink, Like you know, he's
- 16:51not a drinker. But it's like, I don't know. I'm always like,
- 16:55man, those those little times where you get faded and then I think
- 17:00every little fool has to go through that ship. But every other time,
- 17:03though, I justus that took it too far, and you're like, damn
- 17:07off, That's what I'm saying. I think like some parents, like our
- 17:10generation, they took it that they took their anger and their failures and frustrations
- 17:12out on us. Bro. Like that ship was kind of fucked up,
- 17:15bro, because like I'm just like I don't know, bro, Like I
- 17:18look at I was like I'm like, hey, bro, like I just
- 17:21you could have just told me not to talk back to you. You didn't
- 17:22have to hit me in the face. Yeah, you know what I mean,
- 17:26Like like like after the first time that you hit me in the face
- 17:27for that, like I would have understood already. I'm not to say that
- 17:30word, but you don't have to like hit me every time. Bro.
- 17:33Yeah yeah yeah. Like but like that's some parents, bro, Like they
- 17:36grew like they fucking dish it like that. Somebody in the chat room said,
- 17:38not all parents are ready to be parents. Sometimes you just figure it
- 17:42out as life goes on. That's ing to be true. But child ever
- 17:48ready to be a fucking parent, But you never figure it out at the
- 17:51child's expense though, Like you know what I mean, I'm not gonna whoop
- 17:52your ass because you fucking took a ship on yourself. Bro, I'm gonna
- 17:56show you like yeah, like you know what I mean, Like I'm not
- 17:57gonna fucking beat you up because you're crying too much, you know what I
- 18:02mean. But there's some fucking fucked up parents. But there's some kids that
- 18:03do some fucked up just stealing ship, like stealing fucking you know when you
- 18:07see them older, motherfucker be like eleven doing bad shit, you'd be like,
- 18:11hey, get you a little bits out over here. And so somebody
- 18:15said traditional foods had no time for feelings, so they had more trouble expressing
- 18:21them. I really think that's what it is, too, man, because
- 18:22like I'm not gonna lie, bro, I don't think that. Like like
- 18:25when I look at my grandma and the way she is, and then like
- 18:27I look at how like the relationship between her my mama was like you didn't
- 18:30tell my mom I love you enough? Like you know what I mean,
- 18:33Like I fucking see it to this day, but I just keep it to
- 18:36myself, like I'm just like, this is why my mom has trouble expressing
- 18:38ship, Yeah, you know what I mean. And and I'm sure she's
- 18:41not alone. That's like an immigrant parent, like they like that. And
- 18:45it's not my grandma's fault either. She's like, bitch, I ran the
- 18:48border to your heads over here. Well that's what it's like. All of
- 18:52them, you know, they all went through crazy experiences in life that we
- 18:59never went through, which is good, but because we have it pretty fun
- 19:03and then times were different, and then the way that they everyone does it
- 19:07by example, you know. Yeah, but like like me like, uh,
- 19:11that's why I ask you if like you hit your kids, like right,
- 19:14I don't. I don't hit my kids, but I just try to,
- 19:17uh to just be with them and let them know, like, hey,
- 19:21don't be doing that ship like that. How do you? I know
- 19:22what's up? But I was talking about the emotional ship, like my parents
- 19:27never told me I love you, you know, like or you know,
- 19:30it will be like crazy where they'll be like, oh they get a mooch
- 19:33or something like that like Christmas or birthday, not even you know. And
- 19:38uh and me as a parent now, it's like when you do have kids,
- 19:45like every day I let these kids know, hey, I love you,
- 19:48and they know about each other like that, I love you, I
- 19:52love my brother. You know. We I make sure to show them just
- 19:56because you know, it's like, uh, you're a parent now and you're
- 20:03able to break it. You're showing that, You're showing them, Hey,
- 20:06it's cool to to to love somebody. It's cool to show people that that
- 20:11you show love. So I try to show that because I wasn't shown that
- 20:15that's good and I'm like, I'm able to do that, so I want
- 20:18to do that. A lot of ship that's tight because like a lot of
- 20:21people don't break those chains of uh what they call them chains of trauma,
- 20:25you know what I mean, you pass them on. But I really,
- 20:27I really didn't have no trauma. Like what but like your parents were cool
- 20:30as fu okay, like breaking that those those patterns and that those behaviors,
- 20:34you know what I mean. Like you're like, I'm going to be more
- 20:36expressive towards my kid because I know that maybe if I would have heard it,
- 20:38I would have had more confidence in myself. Yeah, you know what
- 20:41I mean type of ship talking to me. I remember even talking like my
- 20:45dad. Uh, when I was a little kid, it was like,
- 20:51I don't know, I would have like a weird feeling when I would talking
- 20:53to my dad, and uh it was just on some different level ship,
- 20:59you know, And and uh now I understand ship. I'm like, damn,
- 21:03you know, like my dad was always showing love, but it was
- 21:07just in his way that he was he knew how trouble expression. Yeah.
- 21:11So I'm like me, I let my kids know, hey, you know,
- 21:15I love you, And I let them every day. I let them
- 21:18know. I tell them and they tell each other and they know what's up.
- 21:22With love, you know. Yeah, And that's the that's the whole
- 21:25goal is to teach people love, you know, and and to to feel.
- 21:30Uh. Somebody somebody said Tommy would be at the top of the charts
- 21:33of his dad who told them I love. But I'm just saying, like,
- 21:38that's the whole the whole goal is to just teach fools loved and to
- 21:42be good fucking people. Like it doesn't matter what you have or what you
- 21:45don't, just be good people like fucking you know. That's what it's all.
- 21:52The good message to me, it doesn't matter what you have or what
- 21:55you don't. Good people. I needed to hear that this morning. Ray,
- 21:59What about what about you? Man? Like, how do you feel?
- 22:00I mean, you have you don't have kids like you think there are
- 22:03kids of your own. You have step kids, you know what I mean?
- 22:04But like do you like how do you deal with it? Bro?
- 22:07Like, well, I don't hit them, no, of course I'm not
- 22:10saying, but like it's disciplined hard for you like you like you cause you're
- 22:14like it's differently we've been homies forever, but like, how do you how
- 22:17do you sit down? Like somebody like look food like stopt or like you
- 22:21know what I mean, Like well sometimes they know or like sometimes they just
- 22:25they just got to get burned to actually know, you know, when you're
- 22:27tell them, hey, don't getting near the fire because I burn yourself,
- 22:32you know. But my son, I just taught them. They got to
- 22:36experience it to like to know, experience that part of life, like like
- 22:40sometimes you know, like you got to fall off the bike, bro,
- 22:41to know if you don't get back on again, which is se text for
- 22:45always listening to me, fool my little son. I let them do ship
- 22:51my girls, Like why'd you let them fall on them? Like, because
- 22:53that's who knows If you get on top of that and try to get up
- 22:57here and you're gonna fall, you gonna so now you knows, Like let
- 23:00me be more careful to do it, which is cool. Like there's like
- 23:04I've seen Ray and some of its parenting, like you know when we're bolding
- 23:08and like yes, like I'm like because raise a very calm ass motherfucker.
- 23:12Bro. Like rais very calm. He has a lot of patience. I've
- 23:15seen him angry, very rare, But you know I've at the same time,
- 23:18like like you know, it's always get like like you're like like,
- 23:22yeah, but that's not even angry, bro, Like that's but like he's
- 23:25uh you know when I when I seen like it's like the parenting, I
- 23:27was just like, man, bro, it's like a different kind of patience
- 23:30that just snaps in. Like I was just like, man, I mean
- 23:32after a while, you do like gain the patience, you gain that that
- 23:37like you know, like all right, she's acting up, All right,
- 23:41just keep it cool because it's not going to be bigger than like what you
- 23:44think it could be. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. That's what
- 23:45I'm That's what I'm saying. Like you could tell you parent with love,
- 23:48bro, Like you know what I mean, Like there's no like hey,
- 23:51like you know, like fuck this this happened in my So I'm ruin your
- 23:56ship, you know. Yeah. I feel like our generation with the fun
- 23:59are generation kind of like is the generation that you start to see that a
- 24:03lot of course not And it's not every it's not in every household. Not
- 24:06everybody fucking breaks those chains, you know what I mean. So yeah,
- 24:08there's fools that I'm like, dam it's the same ship like that they grew
- 24:12up in. Now they're in the same shit growing up and there's people that
- 24:15have fucked up ass lives dogging and I you know, like my girl would
- 24:19tell me stories about people that she knows and shit, and I'm just like
- 24:23so she'll be like, damn this girl, this is happiness and that and
- 24:26I'm like, man, Helen' up shit fucked up lives. You know,
- 24:30they how they grew up fucked up life and then now it's still fucked up
- 24:33life because raising a kid is hard food, you know, I'm talking about
- 24:38like, yeah, the same ship, Like it's it's just crazy how uh
- 24:45you know what what the differences of people's lives dog and how they say you
- 24:49never know what the fuck somebody's going through? Yeah, but do you Sometimes
- 24:53you ever think about like some of the people that are on skied roll and
- 24:57you're just like food. I imagine you could like get get a projector from
- 25:00their brain and just play what happened in their kid and their childhood like where
- 25:04like like where you can play the fucking where that that the wrong turn happened
- 25:08and it all just went down because like I'm pretty sure like a lot like,
- 25:14yeah, I have a homie that he unfortunately fell into the tracks and
- 25:19he's he's out there, you know, but you mean no, he's out
- 25:22there in the schedule, and everyone's trying to help him, you know,
- 25:26and his his mom and they his what's telling tell the story about him?
- 25:32Well, my homie, he was a he's a he's a good dude,
- 25:34solid ass cat. He would he grew up a rich crest. No,
- 25:37he grew up here, l A. He was a good kid, good
- 25:41family, like had both parents and ship his both parents and then his parents
- 25:45I think they separated a divorce, but he was still good, good kid
- 25:49always. Then later on in life just love dog being in love with the
- 25:56fucking broad or something that turns a different way and and you you if they
- 26:03do a certain drug maybe or got into duce or something, and then you
- 26:06start you're with him, like by our homie was a regular cat, had
- 26:11fucking money and everything dog and he fucking some fucking broad introduced him to,
- 26:18introduced him into getting high and to that ship after yeah, and then got
- 26:22into doing getting high off age and then like got off it, got on
- 26:26and got off it. Damn. He injected her story into everything and then
- 26:30uh, you know, it's just fucking was on the street back home you
- 26:37know, and like this wool has money, like his family has money,
- 26:42you know, and and everything, and they've tried to help him and bring
- 26:45him home. But he like he's like, no, this is escapes.
- 26:48This is what I chose, This is a life I chose, and this
- 26:52is what I want to do now. And it's like, man, that's
- 26:55fucked up, dog. You know, everyone is trying to they've tried to
- 26:57help you and try to get you out of that, you know. And
- 27:02he's like, na, this and this was a right now yeah, and
- 27:06he's just like that's his ship, like you see their fools. Know.
- 27:07I'm like, hey, what's up? And what's up? Like he's like
- 27:11one of the fools now, like one of those people. Now, dam
- 27:14that's nuts, bro. And it's like, man, that's that's in the
- 27:17homies. And I'm like, woo, how the fuck do you fools leank
- 27:18up with this fool? You know, how do you lean up with this
- 27:22fool? And and uh like fucking we like dragon is ass out of there
- 27:29and the homies are food. We have the homie drug is as show almost
- 27:33just too late? What the fuck? Dog? Like nah food, like
- 27:37you could get high here or whatever. I think you gotta do it like
- 27:41like how people used to do it in the nineties when people were hooked on
- 27:42crack. There was cases where like somebody like I think the best depiction of
- 27:48it was in that show Snowfall where Homie he like his girl got hooked on
- 27:52crack and he and he needed to savor. So it's who fucking kidnapped her
- 27:56chained her up in the bathroom dog for like like in Confederate did all this
- 28:00ship, but like just changed her up and it's like you're gonna get through
- 28:03this withdrawals, I don't care and all this ship and like she got clean.
- 28:07Yeah, but I heard that that was a real thing. Bro.
- 28:10Like parents that their kids will get hooked on certain ship, Like there'll be
- 28:12parents that wouldn't give up on them and they're like yeah, like like you
- 28:18gotta treat them like a fucking like a horse. That's just crazy. Ship.
- 28:22Like you're seen that movie Basketball Diaries, Yeah, that ship. Damn
- 28:26that ship was fucked up. Dog. You seen that movie Ray, Yes,
- 28:30I have. I haven't seen that a long time. It's really it's
- 28:33hardcore when you watch that ship. Yeah, that's a good most of its
- 28:37kind. That's like before reccuum for a dream. Remember, Hey, you
- 28:41feel bad for the mom? Yeah, I feel so bad for that.
- 28:45He was good at ball. No, that's that's basketball. That's basketball diaries.
- 28:49You know what I'm saying. Dream. You know I'm saying like I
- 28:53was talking about basketball diaries. But yeah, both yeah, both months.
- 28:57But he was good at basketball, like and that ship and then like he
- 29:00just fell into it. I'm like, bro, like, you're good,
- 29:03Like why are you gonna like? And he was injecting in the feet and
- 29:07then one thing when that they're no food fucking locked that fool up and then
- 29:11he was like crying and that'sh it's hard to watch. Dog. That fool
- 29:14should have got to Oscar a long time ago. Dog, Yeah he was,
- 29:18he was good. He was fucking Gilbert greb food member, fucking he
- 29:21wasn't Gilbert Grabe. He was fucking already. She that movie with that fool
- 29:26with the Indians Flower is it still packed? What is it? Movie?
- 29:36Three hours? Food? Like? It better be good, it better be
- 29:40good. And I haven't heard no reviews. I haven't heard nobody talk anything
- 29:44good about the movie. What do you mean? She got nominated for so
- 29:47many things? What is it called like something in the Flower Moon or something
- 29:52called Killers of the Flower Moons. That score says he dude, that was
- 29:55bound again. It's gonna be like some tombstone ship you got Leo in there.
- 30:00I'm not a big tombstone. Leonardo Robert. That's a classic. And
- 30:06then the cop who plays the sheriff, did you watch it with his name?
- 30:08I'm at senior. I want to see a real bad part of my
- 30:11November series. You gotta watch it. Yeah, I'm probably gonna watch it.
- 30:14I'm either gonna go bowling or watch movies today. Probably. Yeah.
- 30:18Hey, what's up with those fucking pills you have? Oh? The rs
- 30:22O pills dogs? You're not ready, dog? They're crazy? Yeah,
- 30:25I mean they're pretty it's pretty much caster medication dogs. So like it's for
- 30:29foods to have, like hell, chronic pain. But like you know,
- 30:32and you would do you take ten pills? I've taken ten? Which one
- 30:36gets? You look at it like it's it's just a it's about the milligrams,
- 30:38bro, and you're just higher what anybody said? A thousand milligrams?
- 30:44Uh? Like it up, You're gonna definitely feel intense, bro, Like
- 30:47it's gonna be very intense, like I literally felt like super edibled out,
- 30:53like kind of your pedal because I'm like, nah, yeah, like I
- 31:00just like I'm just like in like stark fool, like I'm just like,
- 31:04fuck, I'm high. Yeah, yeah, I think I told you.
- 31:07I told I called my sister to take me to the hospital for what.
- 31:11I was all fucking I ate fucking three bags and fucking edibles, didn't remember.
- 31:17And then I started feeling weird, and I was like, hey,
- 31:18what the fuck. I feel like I'm like I don't feel right. I'm
- 31:23like, what the fuck's happening? Like hit me like a roller coaster food
- 31:27like a fucking punch. Was like I thought I was gonna pass out.
- 31:32And I told my girl call my sister right now to tell her to take
- 31:34me to the hospital because my girl doesn't drive. Yeah, So my sister
- 31:40came over and she was just like, what's wrong with you? I was
- 31:42like, I don't know, fucking I'm all like sweaty, I feel like
- 31:45I don't know what the fuck's up, Like I just feel like like I'm
- 31:49gonna fucking fall or some shit when I'm trying to get up. And then
- 31:53she's like what and then my girl's like, hey, did you eat these?
- 31:59And I looked and it was three bags anything. I was like yeah,
- 32:00oh yeah, laughing right there, like ye aw stone yeah oh.
- 32:07I told my brain, oh yeah, you're high. You're supposed to be
- 32:09high. And then I was like cool after, but I was like that
- 32:14you do get to that level where you can't control it, you're not used
- 32:16to it, when you start sweating like crazy and you start going through it
- 32:20like you were a Disneyland. Yeah, I've been a Disneyland. That's very
- 32:22farm. I've been in a Cypress Hill concert all those. I've done a
- 32:25thousand milligrams. What about shrooms, I don't I do them, but like,
- 32:30I just I don't I respect the mushrooms, doll. I like to
- 32:32be in control. I just don't like. I don't like uh like you,
- 32:37I don't want to know what. The one thing that I hate about
- 32:38mushrooms the yawning part. For real right now, just thinking about mushrooms,
- 32:45I wanted a yawn like I cannot with when you're and then you fool when
- 32:51you when you're on rooms, you see somebody and you know their whole life,
- 32:53You're like all this fool, right, here's And I mean it depends
- 32:58on the trip. Like I'm I just I just get in my own head,
- 33:01like I'm just like damn, and then like what I enjoy too is
- 33:05like like closing my eyes and then looking at the patterns. Are we?
- 33:09Are we? Anybody else? So I'll just be looking at the sometimes.
- 33:14But when I'm not on shrooms, I wonder how that's like on shrooms.
- 33:16Try that. No, like I'm talking about, you have your eyes closed,
- 33:20you can see different sh Yeah, that's what I know. I'm close
- 33:22my eyes right now, trying to look at so see if I see some
- 33:24patterns and ship. All I see is a little damn fucking sun lights and
- 33:28ship. Yeah what do you see? And like like different colors? It
- 33:35is dark. You can't be mushrooms. You can see ship under your eyes,
- 33:37you know. But when I'm on mushrooms, so I'll just be looking
- 33:39at the leaves, I'll be like, yeah, I remember mushrooms. Dog.
- 33:44It was a windy as day, dog, And I remember I stayed
- 33:45at for a while. You're like, okay, so this fucking leave right
- 33:51here has a meaning. It was fucking it was made, It fucking grew
- 33:54and times with somebody said, if if you rub your eyes, what is
- 34:01it you see patterns and colors and stuff. It's trippy. Damn. I
- 34:07don't think that's healthy. Though you do see colors, No, but sometimes
- 34:13for a while I see little I'll have little floaties like the sun. You
- 34:19just see a little sucking and then you move. You ever get up too
- 34:22fast, and then you fucking get winded and you're like, I'm gonna fin
- 34:23I'm gonna face, yes, I'll get up. I'll be like, oh
- 34:25ship with the I hated real quick. Yeah, Like, it's just weird.
- 34:31You ever been to disconsole gardens. It's like some fucking place with food.
- 34:37You need to go right there in the night. Food they have sick
- 34:39gass lights. It's like a channet forest and food they have like a light.
- 34:45Yeah, in the night. It looks weird talking about these crazy fucking
- 34:51you walk on these lights and all that ship it's like a fucking purple They
- 34:54have all different lights on the trees. It's just crazy. If we can
- 34:58go there, you know, And uh, but what the fuck was I
- 35:01gonna say about? Oh they have a tobacco tobacco plant And the homie was
- 35:07like, fool you. He ripped off a piece and then he started chewing
- 35:10it and he thought chewing and you get like a yeah, like yeah,
- 35:15that's exactly what tobacco does. You just a leaf. So I was like,
- 35:21I wanted to tear up a whole leaf and then try to dry it
- 35:22out and roll the blunt with that ship I have. You have to know
- 35:27how to dry him out. So I I remember, like, uh,
- 35:30one time I had somebody I should have just turned to crumble. Somebody had
- 35:32some leaves that from from from Cuba and ship and like they were like they're
- 35:37they're they're uh for cigars, just roll cigars and ship and I was like,
- 35:40let me get some food. And I rolled the blunt with it.
- 35:43Worst thing ever. Dog. Yeah, yes, it was too harsh.
- 35:45The tobacco is too hard. I'm telling you, Yeah, it's way too
- 35:49harsh. This is natural. That's what it's supposed to taste. Like,
- 35:52motherfucker put something else in the cardboard. Whatever they're putting it back with is
- 35:58just to write about all right. So that's what I'm saying. Backwoods is
- 36:00just a leaf foo. Yeah. But when I got the actual tobacco,
- 36:05bro like and you know, full on fucking like I guess in process,
- 36:08and I was just like, dude, that ship is just well, you
- 36:10could get that big ass leaf. No, yeah, you could, like
- 36:15it has to be brown, has to be dry though. No, I'm
- 36:17talking about you could buy like papers and it's a big ass leaf. Yeah,
- 36:22the god believe, I don't know what it is, but I see
- 36:24that blacky'll be ripping off. Yeah, they'll rip off and roll blunts with
- 36:28that ship. Now I see why black foods buy that ship, like like
- 36:30that sheet for a while, because that ship must last them a long ass
- 36:34time, rolling them little ass bloods, little ants, Yeah, little ass
- 36:37blunts like that food like food roll off fucking big ass. Yeah, that
- 36:42one, we just ripped it off and ate it. And then mint.
- 36:45You're a fuck with mint. I like mint. You get it and you
- 36:50smell the food. I didn't. That's what it's called, right, If
- 36:52you buy it, is it taste mintea? Yeah? Bomb, you can
- 36:59smell your own. No, I know food, That's what I'm saying.
- 37:00I got a leaf and I smelled it, but I didn't taste it because
- 37:04I was like, I ain't trying to fuck around because when I was little
- 37:07damn a gang of when I was little stories, but there was like leaves
- 37:12out there was this flowers outside my uncle's house. And then my homies like,
- 37:15oh, you could pick the leaves and you could bite them. And
- 37:19I fucking picked the leaf and I put I bit it and I put it
- 37:22on my tongue food, and it fucking burned my tongue, like it felt
- 37:25like little ship was steeing it like little animals Like ah, I was fucking
- 37:30food. Water didn't take it away. Fucking brushing it didn't take it away.
- 37:34You know what I saw? I fucking bad dog. And I was
- 37:36like I ain't never fucking eating no fucking leaves again. Know what I want?
- 37:39Fool? I wish I had to tobacco. I wish I had like,
- 37:43like I wonder how come nobody here has grown the cocaine leaf. Hey,
- 37:46I always say that, like like I wouldn't make cocaine, but I
- 37:51just want chew the leave. No, I would just be like, oh,
- 37:53look that's a cocaine plant. Wouldn't that be cool? You'd be like,
- 37:57yeah, look this cool. I mean it would be cool if it
- 38:00was like not get cocaine seeds or something. That's what I'm wondering. I
- 38:04was like, what do cocaine ses look like? Maybe the Swami and I'll
- 38:07ask him where the fun can we get cocaine? Tease everybody? If anybody
- 38:10listen, you cannot, We're going to Patreon. Everybody going to Patreon.
- 38:15That's it actually found something on that. All right, We're going to Patriot
- 38:17real quick. Sorry, Twitch, But you know, you know the deal
- 38:22man, Black Friday. The prices stay the same. Yeah, yeah,
- 38:27honestly though for all the new members. Though for Black Friday, I might
- 38:30drop the membership tier to like fucking like three dollars. You guys, there
- 38:34it is, and you guys could all support if you guys complained about three
- 38:37dollars. But then it's like, let'sen a pack of gum. Yeah,
- 38:42good gum, but delicious. God. You know what, I haven't seen
- 38:46this big league shoe, the sour apple one or the grape one. Nasty
- 38:52regular. See the regular. I used to I used to go to the
- 38:57story and I used to get the big bags of big lead too, and
- 38:59I used to get the whole fucking thing, just fucking chew it. And
- 39:02I remember just just put it in the ball, just by the ball,
- 39:07who know, And then it's like you remember broing the big as bubble and
- 39:08I remember one time, dog this ship pop and then it got fucking dog
- 39:13dogging. No, it got stuck right here on my fucking eyebrow. And
- 39:16then I remember I had to fucking like take this ship off and I had
- 39:20to pluck it. And then there was like a big pat. Yeah,
- 39:22he used to pluck your eyebrows in high school. I still do. I
- 39:27just don't go as often. Honestly, Like a lot of people have been
- 39:30seeing my beard and they're like, they're like an outdoorsman find out. I'm
- 39:35like, I love you get it. Look like everybody that got your eyebrows
- 39:39threaded. Yeah, she heard. You'll die if they do it to you.
- 39:44I mean you look like you have roots in your eyebrow. Dog that
- 39:49like that that they're pumping oil out of it. Well, my fucking barber
- 39:52the first time, he's like, hey, dog, let me hit your
- 39:54eyebrows for the roast for the roast, and popy, He's like he came
- 40:00to cut my hair off, fucking and then he's like, hey, let
- 40:05me fucking do your fucking eyebrows. I'm like what, and he just hit
- 40:08him with the fucking on top and there's a grab hair that came out and
- 40:14you can't even tell that he did it, Yeah, because yeah, Tommy,
- 40:15you right, fool. And then he hit my ear. Tell me
- 40:19you have like Robbin Williams knuckles in your fucking eyebrows, fool. I have
- 40:22fucking sick ass eyebrows. But when I was in high school, I did
- 40:28a little lines to shaped it. Tell me your eyebrows like Saudi Arabian broo.
- 40:34I wanted to get a fucking eyebrow per so much when I was young.
- 40:37I should have got it, my dog, I'm not gonna get that
- 40:42ship that has eyebrow I wanted to. That's cool though, man, Like
- 40:45your dad's considered like a cool thing, like it's next and ship. You
- 40:49know, he's like he's living. You got your nose, Pearce, No,
- 40:52I never did that. I have a fat ass nose, and and
- 40:57shout out to I'm surprised you don't got your your can straight up? He
- 41:00get here. You seen that movie or drama? You seen that movie,
- 41:04mister three thousand burging mack No, I'm talking about three thousand I saw.
- 41:07Did anybody hear? Motherfucking Andre three thousands fucking new music. No, I
- 41:13did not hear it. It's just fun. That fool playing of flute,
- 41:15that fool playing of organ, that's all fucking yeah, you're like, dog,
- 41:19what the fuck? I thought he was gonna come out something. He
- 41:22thought he was gonna do. Hey, y'all party. Yeah. I don't
- 41:27know that song. I'm that song. I don't give a fuck one songast
- 41:32dog at Aliens whatever those fools. That whole song instantly ghetto was cracky.
- 41:39It gets an instant. I don't know which I don't know which one.
- 41:43It was one of the outcast albums. Who has like a child instrumental?
- 41:47It has like an instrumental on it? Is that what it says for?
- 41:52I used to kick the sickest flows to that. She's I tell your daughter
- 41:54that a child is a child, not a pay check or something like that.
- 41:59He's so about cocaine plant. It is illegal to cultivate, possess,
- 42:02or distribute these plants, regardless of the intended purpose. The only exceptions would
- 42:08be like research scientific purposes. I just want to chew the leaves just so
- 42:13I know. You gotta just go get a sack. Want to chew,
- 42:17shoot, chew the fucking sack. When it's empty. There you go.
- 42:22You don't need no more leave. No, I could have the leaves,
- 42:24not have no fen. That test. No fen is a fucking third party
- 42:31thing that you put in there, like it doesn't grow in the plant.
- 42:35That's the ship to be killing, That's what I'm saying. So like if
- 42:37you just had the leaves, you could just like just be chewing leaves like
- 42:42the fucking workers chewing weed leaves if it tastes a good yeah, or if
- 42:49you ever try to fucking sprinkle weed before eating nugs before in the sandwich.
- 42:55But for real, when I was younger, dogs just I wanted to see
- 42:59if it was going to go, and I remember it just like made my
- 43:00teeth sticky. I remember, yeah, Like I just like I thought,
- 43:05I was like, well, am I gonna eat it? And then I
- 43:07just remember, like I don't know, I didn't even break it up like
- 43:09like maybe like to get into like three pieces. I was like, I'm
- 43:12just gonna chew it like just like a broccoli piece, remember, Yeah,
- 43:16And foods would have a grab fucking key, like fucking like a whole little
- 43:21container with a grip. Foods are just fucking isn't gonna do nothing. What
- 43:28is it? Just fucking dried up leaves and crust crush up leaves. No,
- 43:32Keith is just like the little the hair is a little dust from the
- 43:36fucking weed and then crust up leave. No, no, it's the trichomes.
- 43:40Yeah, dig but a lot of it is crushed up ass fucking like
- 43:45little leaf. I mean with that ship, you can make those motor rocks,
- 43:49right yeah, yeah, you dip them, dip the whole dis it
- 43:53and then you fucking like cover them up like sticky enough. It can get
- 44:00I smoked stems. Oh af feening, like give me these fucking stems right
- 44:05here to that through and this ass tray. I remember for you know what
- 44:08I did when I used to do on some fiend ship, dog but bro
- 44:12blunt roaches. I used to I used to do that. I used to
- 44:15do that for sure. Yeah yeah, like you all the blunt you'd be
- 44:17like, damn, dog, You're like damn, I was smoking some strong
- 44:21ass wheat. You know what I what I I I used to do when
- 44:23I used to smoke pipes. I used to get that. I used to
- 44:25get a pipe with a big ass fucking ball. Right, So when I
- 44:28used to smoke all the time, so I used to flip it upside down.
- 44:30It fucking light up the top dog with the resin. You smoke resin,
- 44:35Oh yeah, dog, you just get fucking out of your broke dog.
- 44:37I'll be smoking redsin just to clear my pipe. I'll be like,
- 44:42man, this motherfucker ain't hitting, so I just hit it without the fucking
- 44:44with no wheating it. I'll just be blowing it in and blowing it out
- 44:47like I don't inhale it. Sometimes I'll be I'll be like, fucking I'm
- 44:52gonna take a fucking big ass rip of this. I remember that, remember
- 44:57bawling up resin and fucking saying, fucking let's go. That's what I'm saying.
- 45:00And then that ship will smoke like metal pipes. It'll smoke like fucking
- 45:05like when you smoke a little ball hash huh. Like I'll just fucking burn
- 45:07and ship. Yeah you just cuput. That's something little fienash it right there,
- 45:12the Fienus of the fiends. Honestly, at that point, I wish
- 45:15that I would have had access to edibles, though, because I probably would
- 45:17have just been edible tolerance would have been so fucking you ever take GT's GT's
- 45:23the fucking with a bottle, the bucket gravity b Yeah, yeah, but
- 45:29that's just messy. The water stinks. How the fuck does the water smell
- 45:31food? Don't even you go all the way down to the gold in your
- 45:35mouth? No, like you just go, I'll just pull it up.
- 45:38Yeah, but I'm saying after a while, like if you do like three
- 45:40four hits like it's in a stink, ch I'll do it in the lake,
- 45:47the fucking river. That's nastier. Take chill. What do you mean
- 45:52you don't drink no fucking lake water, No, the river water. No,
- 45:55there's bacteria in there, Tommy, fool. I'll drink fucking Kurn river.
- 46:00I'll drink that fucking water from the stream. Tommy. I'll tell you
- 46:10look at my aunts and uncles. They would fucking gally that ship up and
- 46:15bring it back to l a home the river water and they be drinking that
- 46:19ship. See. Can you drink straight fresh water river water? It's gonna
- 46:25be great. You know. We hitting them with nothing but the fresh spring
- 46:29water for h okay, here we go. Here's something. Here's something.
- 46:31We test the water. Ship you can get we test the water samples immediately
- 46:37after this was reported, and the public health experts at the state Water Resources
- 46:43let me read it, Tommy, Tommy, I got the fucking answer.
- 46:49You know what I'm not reading drinking water confirmed there was no acute risk to
- 46:53public health. So you can't drink it. You could drink it, yes,
- 46:58you can. Come on. Everybody thinking I'm saying, I'm telling you
- 47:01my uncle and aunt, they used to fucking just put the gallon of water
- 47:05into the stream of the river when they that shit was flowing food. But
- 47:07it would be like we would walk food and then you see the river like
- 47:12on some natural shit, and then they would just dip the little gallon into
- 47:15the river and then they would fill up the gallon. They would drink it,
- 47:19or they would follow the have like four gallons and take it home when
- 47:22they would come back home to La. Even the tap water is safe to
- 47:25drink food in Rich Kressdog, the tap water is fuck it. I don't
- 47:29know if it's still bomb, but it was so bomb. It was like
- 47:34better than bottled water, good fresh, natural, nice good water. Chrisp
- 47:40I love living out there in the desert. Where would you drink your water?
- 47:45I would just drink water food, Like where were you drinking from the
- 47:49sink? The sink straight up from the water holes. When I was a
- 47:52little kid, they were just fucking water holes. It up, y'all.
- 47:55Will never like clean the hose or anything like that, y'all. Never just
- 48:00up front, just up front. You don't let you don't let the hose
- 48:06fill up and let it, you know, just let it, you know,
- 48:08rinse out all the Yeah, the holes will be on for a while
- 48:12and then you just hit it and rich crest. It would be one hundred
- 48:16and twenty five degrees and the water would be one I'm just telling you,
- 48:21like, it would be so hot, dog that you would it didn't matter.
- 48:24You would be like, give me this fucking hose water right now.
- 48:29And then the coolest thing was sometimes that it was so cold in the morning
- 48:34you would turn on your water holes and it would just come out of big
- 48:36ass strip of like cold ass like a big ass icicle fucking of water of
- 48:45like ice. You know. All right, So what was that conclusion?
- 48:46Can you drink crink? Yes? Yeah, yes, it's drinkable. Damn.
- 48:53Even the tap water is good to drink out there. Yeah, But
- 48:57I'm telling you, dog, somebody says Nando said, this will teeth killed
- 49:01all the bacteria. For my uncles and aunts. They they would bottle that
- 49:08ship up. I was selling ray and was selling food. They would come
- 49:13with they might. We would go to to to rich Crest and they had
- 49:16we found we found a little part of the river pool and they had beavers,
- 49:22little dam beavers straight up. We're like, what that's straight up beaver
- 49:28walking? You see the big at tall out there on some on some nobody
- 49:32knew some ship about their current river. And then uh, but was I
- 49:38gonna say they were When we would go hiking, we would go up to
- 49:42the trees and there was the pine nuts. There was like a grip of
- 49:45pinnuts. Being honest, they are pinnuts. They were like little they looked
- 49:50almost like some flower seeds, but they were just brown little pinnuts from the
- 49:53pine cones. But I guess you well, they would pick all these and
- 50:00have bags and bags of them, and we were just chilling and then peel
- 50:02them and then eat them like some flower seats. Can you eat them?
- 50:09And they were pine nuts and they were bombed, but we would eat them.
- 50:16My parents would they would have bags of them and ship and they would
- 50:19take them out. Well we were rich cresting our uncles and ants. They
- 50:22would take them back home to Tally. There are a lot of animals that
- 50:27you can see in the current river. I was just looking at it.
- 50:30What can you see? And there's these hawks called spray. It'll show up
- 50:35on the screen right now. There's everything mound lion, that's what the mountain
- 50:40lions. Over there, there's a right so you can see that bird right
- 50:44there. Beavers. There's beavers. Dog. There's there's a California golden traps.
- 50:49One of those. Me and my homie. OOO. Those you can
- 50:52hear them purring from far do You'll be You'll be walking and then you hear
- 51:00you just hear like get that and you're like what And you look over and
- 51:05then you see around the rocking and you'll see them way over there and they
- 51:07blend in with the rock. You can't even tell that they're sitting laying on
- 51:12the rock full. You just look up and you'll be like, oh shit,
- 51:16that foo will be moving. He'll wake up because he heard you.
- 51:19And you'd be like, all right, dog, you better bounce ful because
- 51:22this was gonna book it towards your ass. But they'll be way up there
- 51:25but you can't even tell. And you'd be like, oh shit, that
- 51:28ship that moved. There's a fucking mountain lion. That's bounce. There was
- 51:31mountain lions out there. I fool, I swear dog. There's bigfoot out
- 51:37there for sure. What about that footage they debunk it. There's like new
- 51:43footage of like somebody in Denver that got that fool like walking Nah, yeah,
- 51:50a real new one. Yeah, what's something ray full bigfoot? Well,
- 51:55they's tommy, okay, a bigfoot. Were in Seattle and I was
- 52:00asking fools like, hey, what's up with bigfoot out here? You fools
- 52:02always have bigfoot stories and ship And then they're like, dude, there's these
- 52:07little fucking rural towns because food. If you go out there, there's a
- 52:10lot of the place. It's fucking straight mountain forests and all this ship,
- 52:16you know, and he's like the people they were here for a long time,
- 52:21like back in the day. They would tell stories and they were it
- 52:23was normal to see them, like if you would see a bear, it
- 52:27would be like oh, you would get like oh shit, but they would
- 52:30go away. You know. They're like now it's so much city that they
- 52:34go far as fuck, as far as fuck that you can you can't see
- 52:37them. So they're whenever you see foods by a trail and it's a video
- 52:40of them, they're like, it's not true. They're like they're they're de
- 52:45deep deep in. He's all, but they're the locals and the natives.
- 52:53Where is this denver or going on? And it's what what? Why didn't
- 53:05walk? Why didn't he go over there? By him? Look at he's
- 53:07in a train? Oh? No, yeah, And he's like, what
- 53:13the fuck is that over there is? Nah? I don't know, man,
- 53:21I don't know. Dog, that looks like a Chewbacca suit. Can
- 53:23man, No, I can't because it's too clean, Like the hair is
- 53:27too clean. You gotta think groom themselves, but you gotta think food.
- 53:31These suits are out here in the brush. Dog, they're not like a
- 53:35bear. Like a bear isn't groomed and nice. They have fucking yeah,
- 53:39they have dreadlocks and the hair and like lions with the man, they have
- 53:44long hair. They have big dreadlocks. He's supposed to be smart, though,
- 53:51I don't know. Maybe you never know. Maybe they did contact humans
- 53:54and they know what's up. They just stay far far away. But the
- 53:58man said, he's like, whenever you see bigfoot, they're gonna be far
- 54:01far away from any like civilization at all. Like maybe someone got lost over
- 54:07there and fucking filmed in the fucking hot air balloon or some shit into that
- 54:13deep up their area, they might be able to see them. But he's
- 54:16like, they're not right there, but there's like natives and locals that they're
- 54:20like, yeah, there, they would see them. Like if it was
- 54:22like like when you were see a beer, he'd be like, oh shit,
- 54:25chill, chill, they're leaving. That's it. That's crazy shit though,
- 54:30that's Seattle shit, that Seattle folk telle. But real fucking story from
- 54:36out there. Because I was like, what's going on with all the Seattle
- 54:39out here? And he's like, oh yeah, my family seat here.
- 54:44All the bigfoots out here in Seattle. Better you've been in Seattle for no
- 54:50I want to go out. I was thinking about going for the LAFC semi
- 54:52final game, but I don't want to go out there just to get heartbroken
- 54:54two times this month. It's nice you should, huh, what'd you say?
- 55:04Rights? Good? Go to Seattle. I was thinking about it,
- 55:08but well into Yeah, I drove to Seattle for work. Yeah, I
- 55:15drove to Uh, that's where I went to I got There's where I got
- 55:19the hand. I went to the fucking All Star Game and I went to
- 55:21the home run derby. Nice that. Yeah, children, I got to
- 55:27see the foods practice. Get to keep get. I got a grip of
- 55:30stuff, Tommy, just have a yard tel. I want to have a
- 55:34yard cell. God, let me go. Can buy this and then I
- 55:37have a whole bunch of stuff. Uh I should give it to you.
- 55:40Huh. I have a fool. I have sick ass ship MLB stuff.
- 55:45I have shipped that, you know, really cool stuff. Well, we
- 55:47were there. We we seen the foods that were practicing for the national anthem,
- 55:52the fato that just won American Idols and some mom fool right him,
- 55:57he's saying the national anthem. Have you seen him practice? We've seen them
- 56:00there. He was right there, like right here, just walking like,
- 56:01oh hey, we're gonna be singing. Yeah yeah, yeah, cool guy,
- 56:06because we're doing a VIP party like before the game. The VIP foods
- 56:10that they fucking put money in to make this fucking shit happen. They were
- 56:16all right there and they have this big ass party and we're right there.
- 56:20Food. They had bomb ass food and all this ship. I was right
- 56:22there just eating, chilling like a game, trying to have foods again on
- 56:24the podcast, you can still still, you can still eat this. We
- 56:30set up, you know, we just set up like how to make it
- 56:34look nice. And then there's a company that goes in there and sets their
- 56:37catering and ship. We're just we're we make the party food like we make
- 56:42that ship, and we're right there. Yeah, you're you fucking go.
- 56:49You go back to your room, you fucking shower, change, come back
- 56:54to the fucking party, and you're part You're just right there having a good
- 56:58time. You watch the whole fucking game. You can't do anything until way
- 57:02after the game. And then so yeah, so you're you're pretty much forced
- 57:06to watch the game. No, you could do whatever you want. You
- 57:08can explore the city. I just I explored the city. I fucking went
- 57:14everywhere, and then uh we uh we went to go watch the game just
- 57:20because it's cool. Dog. It's like, you know, I gonna say,
- 57:22hey, I went to a fucking All Star game in Seattle and watch
- 57:25the game and chilled. We had fucking we We had food, we had
- 57:30beer, drinks. Everything that's tight. Are you get in trouble if you
- 57:34get drunk. No. The people that were they're like, dude, here's
- 57:38here. They would give us a card and that We're like, get beer,
- 57:40get food, whatever, Like we're chilling. So we just party and
- 57:45chill, get faded and go back to the room, right and then leave
- 57:51and whatever, and then come back the next day and fucking set up everything.
- 57:55It was tight. It was a cool experience for that whole drive up
- 58:00there. Dog Like Mount Shasta if you ever been there, it looks like
- 58:05like a fake, big ass, nice ass mountain. You're like, damn,
- 58:08that looks nice volcano, And I bet you is it it would look
- 58:14And then when it snows out there, it's everything's covered in snow, nice
- 58:17as hell. And you believe volcanos like like are those those things even around?
- 58:24For real? You know what I'm saying, Like are volcanoes even still
- 58:27around? Yes? Food Shasta is an active volcano that has a rupt that
- 58:31at least once per eight hundred years for the past that any time foods don't
- 58:37know when there's gonna be an eruption, gonna be like what causes that ship.
- 58:43It's gonna be on time and nobody knows that pressure just yeah, it's
- 58:46just like an earthquake, an earthquake and be like what and then it's like,
- 58:51oh, ship, you're looking in You can't, you can't. What
- 58:54is it? You can't fucking like Yosemite they say, they say that ship
- 58:59if the one that Yosemite or not yellow yellow, that mother that it's a
- 59:05wrap food. That's like the one of the dinosaurs died because it was all
- 59:07covered in ash. They said that could be that, but I'm thinking,
- 59:12I don't think said Grassy. He said no, he said it's Neil de
- 59:17Grassy. What do they call him? Well, that fool that's his name
- 59:23right right, yeah, de Grassi. He's like going to be that big.
- 59:29It'll be big, it'll be huge, but it's not gonna be effects
- 59:32though. I think if anything like Wyoming is gonna die, but like you
- 59:36know, we're gonna be all right. If you think that, like,
- 59:39if there were to be a really big earthquake, California could like separate afraid
- 59:45of that ship because like food, I mean, how do you think it
- 59:49would look? Okay, everyone thinks everyone thinks that it's gonna be like,
- 59:53oh fucking gonna be like it just goes into the fucking ocean whatever. It's
- 1:00:02like, nah fool, it's just like the side by the beach, all
- 1:00:06that whole fucking area is just gonna fall in. Yeah, so it's it's
- 1:00:10just gonna but it's not gonna fall in all crazy word beach out. Everything
- 1:00:14seems it's just gonna fall in like this much. Yeah, like this much,
- 1:00:17but everything becomes that land. So that's what it's gonna be. Dog,
- 1:00:21It's not gonna be like where you see fucking Ben Her mother fucking split
- 1:00:24the motherfucking season ship fo the ocean scares me so much just thinking about it.
- 1:00:30Bro, Like you ever seen Ben Hern Ben Her? You know,
- 1:00:34Dog Ray you never seen Ben Her Dog old ones. Yeah, food in
- 1:00:37no new Ben badass movie. Dog, These foods were on chariots like foods.
- 1:00:45These foods it was back in the back in the day. The Romans
- 1:00:49and ship. It's a movie. It's a film about it, long ass
- 1:00:53movie too. And it's where Moses split the the oceans. Is it Moses?
- 1:01:01I don't know, Tommy sound very well us. It's the one where
- 1:01:06but food they race and they're on these chariots and you remember, you know
- 1:01:09how in Texas they have the wheels where they pop out like that, the
- 1:01:15rim the hubcap comes out like that. Yeah, you ever seen that ship?
- 1:01:17What's that ship called? I don't know what it's called, but those
- 1:01:20biggest things. Yeah, well they had those on the chariots. Food and
- 1:01:23that we're rolling up next to the other. Fuck they were racing and that
- 1:01:27food rolled up on the food and stabbed that food's wheels with his little fucking
- 1:01:30spike that comes out fucking burk those fools on some crazy ship. But that
- 1:01:36movie, Ben Her is an old school, fucking nineteen thirties forties movie.
- 1:01:40Man, that shit sounds boring. This shit sounds like, why did you
- 1:01:45bring it out? Why'd you bring it up? Tommy? There's nothing to
- 1:01:46do. We were talking about natural disaster. You're gonna think when you split
- 1:01:52the seas and ship and on Ben Hurd fucking split the water, Moses,
- 1:01:58dude. First of all, Tommy, people are saying that La could slide
- 1:02:01into the ocean. There are caves under La County. Do you believe that?
- 1:02:07Why you read it like that? Why did you read it like that?
- 1:02:08Because that's what he wrote. People see somebody said the Inland Empire will
- 1:02:15be the new coast. Imagine hitting the beach about the right here in the
- 1:02:20dino at the beach. Damn fuck, that's gonna be a ghetto ass beach
- 1:02:27bag it ghatow ass if it breaks off, if tat ordino because the coastline
- 1:02:31I'm moving, I'm gonna take you not thinking about the millions of people that
- 1:02:36are gonna die. We're thinking about it's gonna be over there. You're like,
- 1:02:39it's gonna be fucked up over there now, Yeah, maybe maybe invest
- 1:02:44into a boat, dick. I think the water will be moving too much
- 1:02:49crazy and don't have too much uh stuff. It's gonna flip your ship over.
- 1:02:52Flip your ship over, or your fucking blades are gonna get sucked up.
- 1:02:58And what happens then hell copter, hungry fucking sharks, hungry fucking seals.
- 1:03:02Seals are fuck you up too. They think just structs about you a
- 1:03:07seal coming. I saw his video as I saw his video of a seal
- 1:03:10like just going up to yourself, fucking kayakers fool and that fools like shows
- 1:03:15up. He's like what's up and just starts trying to tip their ship over,
- 1:03:17like what's up? And they're like stop, man, stop, Like
- 1:03:21this fool was like nah, fuck you like just fucking trying to tip your
- 1:03:24ship over. Dog. I seen in a boat, like a fishing boat,
- 1:03:29like the foods where they fish, and it's like not a big ass
- 1:03:31boat, but a fishing boat, the big ones where you stand on and
- 1:03:36ship there's like a row of seats. Well, fucking big ass sea lion
- 1:03:39like that foo came up with wal wrists bob and landed on the boat and
- 1:03:44that ship was all fucking falling, like almost sinking in the water food big
- 1:03:49gass sea lion and the man's like, get off, and then he got
- 1:03:53off and the whole boats just like but fool, he almost sunk the boat.
- 1:03:58Big ass fool. Yeah, I see. Yeah, those things are
- 1:04:01fucking huge. Have you seen how big deal? Yea? You know,
- 1:04:03have you ever seen a wares? Not in person, but like a waris.
- 1:04:06Those things are fucking huge. They put up a picture of a Walris,
- 1:04:11right, how big is a Walris? What about the elephant seals?
- 1:04:16They're probably like the same ship. Are they bigger than a Warice? What's
- 1:04:20the bigger the elephant seal or a Walris. A Walris is more rare.
- 1:04:26I think like those things are rare. Is the one with the fucking the
- 1:04:31teeth, the biggest tusks? Yeah, I think those are rare as fun
- 1:04:36to see. Raymond Thomas, everyone in rich Crest Food. They don't know
- 1:04:45bigger. I've been Thomas, the Wallas. The Walrus is clearly bigger,
- 1:04:53bigger. Are both those things alive? Behind that standing foo? Yes,
- 1:04:59full of the elephant seal? Look at that. That's a fool standing right
- 1:05:03there, dog Looking how big they are. It's a Walris still alive,
- 1:05:06and it's like a dinosaur. Wris is dog? What are you talking about?
- 1:05:12Where? Where can we go see a real warice? Probably like the
- 1:05:15Aquarium of the Pacific. Can you Yeah? They have one right there?
- 1:05:23Uh they don't have a Wris? Think they do? Yeah? Yeah kind
- 1:05:28of Where can you see us elephants seal? Probably like Africa. When I
- 1:05:36was a little dog, I used to think, like all the animals were
- 1:05:39in Africa. What's an Edgar's favorite country to visit? Africa? Stupid?
- 1:05:48That's a name. That's the lame joke man. Yeah, oh, Dick,
- 1:05:54this is I'm talking about fucking eyebrow piercing. This who has an eyebrow
- 1:05:56piercing sometimes? Have you seen my face? Tommy? And I know Dick.
- 1:06:01I'm just telling you right now, dog, I wanted that ship,
- 1:06:04I know, Dick, and I never got it. And then I went
- 1:06:11and I pierced my ears. I pierced my ears, fool. And then
- 1:06:15fucking my uncle's like, he's like, hey, yes, this pink Chiete
- 1:06:24Tito's kid. And I was like, I don't know what the fuck I
- 1:06:27was even thinking a pierce of my ears and I took that ship out,
- 1:06:30fool. Damn he Tommy, I heard you went to the dentist recently.
- 1:06:33Yeah, I fucking I got fucking veneers. They did not get veneers to
- 1:06:39No. I just got my fucking right here, fucking fixed the front.
- 1:06:42But they're gonna fucking hook up my whole ship. What did they tell you?
- 1:06:46I walked in that motherfucker and they just threw me in right away,
- 1:06:50signed my name, and they're like, sit right here. They do the
- 1:06:55X race first, they put you set you down, like have you done
- 1:06:58that ship? Hey? Food? They fucking sit you down with the fucking
- 1:07:01feather all over your chest. And then make you bite. They make you
- 1:07:04buy some ship. Yeah, I couldn't do some some of them. And
- 1:07:08she's like, fucking just do these. And I was like, why didn't
- 1:07:11you just start with these? They are easy? I just chilled. They
- 1:07:15take a picture, man, let's go they I'm like, why'd you make
- 1:07:19me do all that biting ship? I'm gagging food and she's all smile.
- 1:07:23I'm like, my fucking eyes are watering. I'm like, dog, what
- 1:07:27the fuck? And you know, you know what I hate when they do
- 1:07:30the mold for a crown and they have that pink paste and they fucking go
- 1:07:35and then and and it starts driving down food. One time I threw up.
- 1:07:39I gotta get a fucking cause it made me gag. And I was
- 1:07:42like, you stupid bitch, Like what the fuck like cause she fucking pushed
- 1:07:45it all the way up and like it started dripping into me. It was
- 1:07:47like text shirt. So I was like, and I just fucking threw up.
- 1:07:50Dog. Dog. If I hold a fucking like anything, I'll be
- 1:07:58like, oh, I'll start fucking gagging. I if have like a fucking
- 1:08:00pin or something. Do you guys gaging? You guys brush your teeth Oh,
- 1:08:03yeah, a little bit, so I do when I brush my tongue.
- 1:08:06When I brush my tongue, I'll be like, ah, like my
- 1:08:12girl's like what the fuck. I'd be like trying to get them back.
- 1:08:14I know they're saying, actually is getting a Princes offer for four hundred subscribers.
- 1:08:18Oh for real? Let the homegirl bby Moth do it. Hey.
- 1:08:24Also to you guys are everybody has been asking too. They're just like,
- 1:08:28why is rocking out here? Rock had a family emergency he had to handle,
- 1:08:30So lut Rock will be here next next week. But yeah, that's
- 1:08:34what he had to handle. Also to stop sleeping, you guys, get
- 1:08:39your tickets for the High and Hungry Toy Drive, a high hungry experience and
- 1:08:43crap, your king is going back. It's coming back. We have over
- 1:08:45twenty vendors, dope ass vendors, bomb ass food vendors. Make sure you
- 1:08:48guys come out of toy drives. So make sure you guys bring a toy
- 1:08:53to donate. If you guys are in the holiday spirit, of course,
- 1:08:55let it be a new toy, you know what I mean, not something
- 1:08:57that's like old and shit. That's the only way, the only take those
- 1:09:00kind of donations and uh also, yeah, we're gonna have a lot of
- 1:09:02new merch and just come hang out smoking section, the drinking section, and
- 1:09:08I have a pretty good amount of vendors over there. So make sure you
- 1:09:12guys pull up, come to your last minute shopping or shop for yourself.
- 1:09:15You know what I'm saying. At High and Hungry Toy drive dot event bright
- 1:09:17dot com, get your tickets for free. Yeah, you're you gonna go
- 1:09:23till this time, Tommy. Yeah, I'm gonna be right there making it
- 1:09:27a day. Yeah, the sixteenth. Yeah, there's a lot of good
- 1:09:30stuff going now it's going down. I'm ready to eat some bar barbecue.
- 1:09:34I don't know. I think we're gonna switch it up, like I don't
- 1:09:38like. I don't know. We might switch it up because I have I
- 1:09:40wanted to do four different vendors every time, or like three different vendors every
- 1:09:44time. So those last three vendors, they're pretty good. So I might
- 1:09:46get like a different burger person or like somebody who has done I got a
- 1:09:50homie, I got somebody in mind. I asked, might I might ask
- 1:09:54stuck up to pull up. Yeah, it's very good fucking burgers and he
- 1:09:59has truck now, so yeah, it's doing pretty great. Yeah, and
- 1:10:04then then you can guess on Beasto theres he actually has it there. Yeah,
- 1:10:09yeah for s what Beasto Oh yeah yeah he has a lot of it.
- 1:10:14Oh well, get fucking bestow down. Yeah, it was up with
- 1:10:17that said, how come you're always tagging that ship? Said that's they re
- 1:10:21sponsor. They sponsored my podcast. Yeah, yeah with them and twelve seat
- 1:10:26the podcast bring because I fucking was supposed to go podcast yesterday and that my
- 1:10:32our guest fucking wasn't able to make it in so I would I didn't go
- 1:10:36too because I was I'll stop at the at the brewery, Chail, get
- 1:10:41beers, and then I go to the podcast. Nice, but I'll bring
- 1:10:45you the pre game it a little bit, a little pre game. No,
- 1:10:47not pregame. I just go and pick them up, like I'll let
- 1:10:49him know, Hey, I'm gonna go and pick up a bats for for
- 1:10:53the shows, and then I'll pick it up and then I'll go to the
- 1:10:57to the show. But this time I didn't because the fool fucking canceled the
- 1:11:00day of in the morning. It sucks. We're gonna have them on.
- 1:11:05I'll probably have them on next time, but I better have Monday and then
- 1:11:11on Friday. Podcast again. Okay, live or pre record, it's just
- 1:11:15pre recorded. We're not doing live yet, not not yet, but I
- 1:11:20don't know fucking why. But we're not doing live yet, but we're gonna
- 1:11:26do another live. Did you get the room developed? It's already there.
- 1:11:30It's just the only thing we need to start getting everything in there, like
- 1:11:35all the the engineering and everything like that. So it's just taken while,
- 1:11:41but it's it's coming along. Yeah. No, I was, like I
- 1:11:45was. I was one of the first ones there. Yeah, you know,
- 1:11:47you know where I'm gonna be at on Monday. But I got asked
- 1:11:51to do George Breast stories again. Oh sh after episode fucking they're on episode
- 1:11:57like four hundred and now. I haven't been on since episode seventy six.
- 1:12:00I think, no way, no way, Yeah right, you've been in
- 1:12:03the episode one hundred. No, I have not been there. You didn't
- 1:12:08go to the one where it was with Red Band and it was at the
- 1:12:11Ship Club. I didn't go up. You were there though, No.
- 1:12:15I was there, but I wasn't a guest. You didn't go up.
- 1:12:19I don't know the fuck, that's cool. You're gonna be on there.
- 1:12:24Fucking yeah, I haven't whatever, it's been a while, it's been fucking
- 1:12:29that's a long fucking while for that's like three years. You know you're sober.
- 1:12:32I'm not not drink, but I just don't do. But like you
- 1:12:35know what I'm saying, it goes down. It's kind of cool though,
- 1:12:40because you know, I just I guess it's better. Like I don't know,
- 1:12:43I feel I feel better now that I'm not doing drugs. Yeah,
- 1:12:46I feel like more level headed and make a lot better decisions. I'm not
- 1:12:51really, I don't know. Like cocaine makes you do a lot of weird
- 1:12:56shit, bro, And then and then and then like sometimes you look,
- 1:12:59what's the weirdest thing? Like you you get really thirsty on coke, like
- 1:13:03you know what I mean, Like when I was single, bro, and
- 1:13:05just doing coke, Like that's just making horrible decisions. Or you'll be texting
- 1:13:12for everybody, Hey, what's up with you? I haven't talked to you
- 1:13:16for three years? Up? Yeah, like everybody, you're just like,
- 1:13:20man, and then you and then the next day you're like, why did
- 1:13:23I do that? Man? Like, why the fuck was I texting everybody
- 1:13:28last night. Yeah, and then you're like having conversations with yourself sometimes like
- 1:13:33not like literally but like texting people. I'll just be texting foods and not
- 1:13:38hy nuts. But like before, oh yeah before, back in the day,
- 1:13:43I'd be fucking texting fucking high nuts and ship. But I'm talking about
- 1:13:45I'll cast myself when I'm faded. I'll be like, Yo'll be like,
- 1:13:53what's what's cragging with you? When of the foods that would come over and
- 1:13:56fucking drink or something, I'll be like what somebody said, cokey goes infinite
- 1:14:00drinking. It kind of does. Sometimes he me, huh, fools again
- 1:14:05to me, like how would you your wife never told you nothing from getting
- 1:14:09home cooked out like that pretty coll and ship fool. She stabbed me one
- 1:14:13time. No, she didn't tell me. No, I just always fucking
- 1:14:18just sneak in and just be chill food. But you're what do you mean
- 1:14:23be chill? She'll be like she don't. She was like what time did
- 1:14:26you come in? Like twelve? Yeah? See, I'm like I remember
- 1:14:33leaving that house at like three am? Did you laugh like that when you
- 1:14:36told her? Nope, you probably did. Being all cooked out. I'll
- 1:14:43be all fucking trying to It'll be fucking two hours when I got two hours
- 1:14:49before I just got there, go wake up to Bab like eight in the
- 1:14:51morning. I'll be like, she's like, you're gonna wake up. I'm
- 1:14:55like, yeah, sucking Tobby, I don't even know why you're laughing though,
- 1:15:03what dick. Sometimes sometimes I just really don't know, Like I haven't
- 1:15:09party of since the kids like that are crazy. But before food, before
- 1:15:13the everything, I fucking mind knows to be talking ship to me because I'd
- 1:15:16be, hey, Tommy, you think he could have been a crack deader
- 1:15:21back in the eighties or just like in just you think you could you had
- 1:15:26it in yourself some crack so mother crack fool still bike crack. I think
- 1:15:30it's off fan now. But I was looking at this one fool who like
- 1:15:33he used to sell crack, like he used to say, like he used
- 1:15:38to transport the people that are getting rehabed the wrong crack, and then he
- 1:15:41avcentually became their dealer. So like it was crazy how this fool was talking
- 1:15:45about the whole crack adventure and the ship and then I was just like damn,
- 1:15:47and he said that like, the government will give these fools like houses,
- 1:15:50and these fools wouldn't even sleep in there and in the apartment. So
- 1:15:54this this fool would just fucking punk the homeless for the fucking house and be
- 1:15:58like, fuck you bitch, this is my house. He'll fucking beat up
- 1:16:00crackheads for the money and ship and all this crazy Like he talked about some
- 1:16:03crazy shit, bro, That's what I'm just saying. I'm like, when
- 1:16:05you're selling cracked, he just like different. I don't know, but like
- 1:16:11I feel like the crack game will make you that animal, like I feel
- 1:16:13like me at some point, like you eventually it would just be like,
- 1:16:15man, I'm gonna have to slap this bitch. Well, those fools were
- 1:16:18fucking rich as fuck. The soul crack, I mean, New York and
- 1:16:24the ship in the eighties were paying selling crack. Those fools were fucking balling.
- 1:16:29But that was at a certain time. Though. I don't think you
- 1:16:30get rich off crack like that no more though, And I'm sure motherfuckers were
- 1:16:34rich off crack, but I think foods did crack, and then that's what
- 1:16:38fucked them up. From making a grip of money off that ship. It
- 1:16:41was just like you're cracked out. They just stopped and just became crackheads.
- 1:16:47Would you ever try it? I never tried crack because I was like,
- 1:16:53I'm gonna I never wanted to do crack because it's like crackheads. And I
- 1:16:58was like, I don't know, I don't crack. Food isn't crack,
- 1:17:01right, but it isn't cracked technically, but even coke. No, but
- 1:17:04it's like even like when food smoked dogs and ship, I never crack is
- 1:17:09made from coke, right, yeah, but it's it's it's a whole different.
- 1:17:13It's a whole different. Huh, it's crack. I don't give a
- 1:17:16what it's crack for. It's like whatever it is. It's like, give
- 1:17:24it whatever name you want to give it. It's like it's crack dog.
- 1:17:27So I was like, I ain't trying to smoke crack. Small crystal in
- 1:17:30the blunt, how what the fuck? How the fuck you smoke crystal?
- 1:17:35Like I remember when nobody smokes crystal in the bloom. They do crystal in
- 1:17:40the it's crack whatever it was. It was like crystally, yeah, it's
- 1:17:45that's that's crack, and they put it on the fucking on the it's the
- 1:17:49pea dog. Yeah, well I guess that, and then they smoke,
- 1:17:53Yeah, that's I was just like, damn, why did you guys give
- 1:17:56me it was a bomb? It was in high schoo? Was the bomb?
- 1:18:01Is it a kickback? Just like I don't remember like really feeling it.
- 1:18:04Like I was just like, I was like, what the fuck?
- 1:18:09Bro? And then I saw that the homie was like he was rolling up
- 1:18:11another one, and I was like, oh, I just seen no that
- 1:18:14that was That was a fucking p dog. But uh, for sure it
- 1:18:19has to be that where they put crack in the yeah. And uh but
- 1:18:27I remember when the homies would would smoke that ship. They were all fiend
- 1:18:31out like in a circle and they'll be like, hey, hey, hey,
- 1:18:33fucking like waiting for their fucking turn on the blot and be like,
- 1:18:38damn, I said, crack is yellowish. He is the the full Like,
- 1:18:44is the phone thing charged? Can we see what we have? Any
- 1:18:46voicemails in there? Hey, give me the phone number. I don't even
- 1:18:53know what Tommy, I really don't, but needed call in. Tell me
- 1:19:00the fuck what's upbout you? Though people still call you hell yeah, fool
- 1:19:06fools will call me like at four in the morning or six in the morning,
- 1:19:10or and they'll leave me voicemails telling you what fucking it's okay with Linda
- 1:19:18fucking some ship like that, and then or they'll be like, oh,
- 1:19:23answer it, because I'll be like, is it some food from work?
- 1:19:26Because I'll be waiting, like at the food, I'll be like, is
- 1:19:29that the lead? Is that the lead that I'm supposed to link with because
- 1:19:31they have our number, like hello, and I'll be like, we's sold
- 1:19:34three plag what's up? Fool? I was like, oh, what talk
- 1:19:41motherfuckers? And they'll be like, hell, you're wrong, It's just some
- 1:19:44ship, good morning food. Fuck yeah, And then don't fucking hang up.
- 1:19:47Look at these motherfuckers. But yeah, fools leave me messages and fucking
- 1:19:51text messages all the If I weer to prank call you, I would just
- 1:19:55fill up your voicemail with three karn the chicken strip calling callingto the to the
- 1:20:01podcast right now, I'm like, Dick, I don't even know the phone
- 1:20:05number to it. Hey, people are wondering, how come you haven't saying
- 1:20:08today dog going on with your dog? Fuck dog? I've made a fucking
- 1:20:14couple of corridles of the Exorcist corrido smoke. And then the other day I
- 1:20:21did a TikTok singing my old school fucking I forgot about fucking sing about about
- 1:20:30Snoop dog not smoking no more on time. You know you got this,
- 1:20:41Yeah, the fool Snoop loggain the fun was that guy's food because I'm thinking
- 1:21:00he yet out all that for my head, Snoop DOGG. Yeah, let
- 1:21:04it go and I can then get on that can then bu lie can't tell
- 1:21:11isla and try come on someone he got there he say about that cad Okay,
- 1:21:17I can't see what about fucking want Snoop was fucking Snoop lion dog.
- 1:21:26They made a whole documentary about it, rosta far and then now he's just
- 1:21:30Snoop like that's the same ship he's doing right now, Like when he's like
- 1:21:34going through a little something, he's like, oh ship, let me make
- 1:21:36some ship up and get all over the news and ship and he's gonna say
- 1:21:41he stopped smoking. That ship was on the news. Dog, We were
- 1:21:45watching the news and it was on the news. Oh Snoop DOGG. Cannabis
- 1:21:49Uh enthusiasts says he's quitting marijuana. I'm like, what the fuck this shits
- 1:21:55on the news that Snoop Dogg quit weed. Yeah, everybody knows them to
- 1:22:00have a little blunt. Remember he smoked the Super Bowl? Who he said
- 1:22:03he smoked at the White House in the bathroom. Hey, so we have
- 1:22:08voicemails. All right, let's fucking run him. Let's see what people have
- 1:22:12to say. These are old voicemails. Like they called during the week last
- 1:22:17time, somebody called up and they said that they had somebody, uh like
- 1:22:21somebody was murdered, Like they knew somebody that was murdered. Type of shit,
- 1:22:27or it was a crazy story. Now these people have stories, all
- 1:22:31right, what's up? This is Florentino from Chicago. I just wanted to
- 1:22:39leave a voicemail to share a paranormal activity story. I know he's on like
- 1:22:44ghost stories and he always asked the guests about him. I figured i'd share
- 1:22:47one and if you like one, maybe I'll drop a couple more. So
- 1:22:50I have, you know, a number of experiences with the paranormal, to
- 1:22:56be honest. That's the story I'm gonna tell right now. Is actually about
- 1:23:00my little brother when he was three years old, going into preschool, he
- 1:23:05hadn't imaginary friends. He would say, oh, Diego said, uh,
- 1:23:11you know, we did a good job today. Or Diego says he likes
- 1:23:14talking to me, and he's saying all this to my mom, you know,
- 1:23:17and my mom didn't think nothing of it. She just put up with
- 1:23:20some other kid in class. And then my brother another diegos, Oh,
- 1:23:28Diego came. Diego walked me to the bus today. We were talking on
- 1:23:30the bus. So that's when my mom started to ask more questions. She
- 1:23:34asked the teacher, like, do you guys have a Diego in your class?
- 1:23:38He said no, there's no Diego. So that's when my mom started
- 1:23:42to get a little alarmed. I name is he Brian. My little brother's
- 1:23:47name is Brian. Brian. What else? What else would Diego say to
- 1:23:51you? What do you guys talk about? And he said, oh,
- 1:23:58man, I'm kind of sucking up the story, but he was basically saying
- 1:24:00how he says, Diego is sad that he has no parents. And that's
- 1:24:06that's when my mom got really scared. He would speak to my stepdad like,
- 1:24:12what should we do about it? He says, I if our son
- 1:24:15isn't scared, then we shouldn't be scared either. So my mom lives to
- 1:24:18go on for a little bit. She likes to go on. And then
- 1:24:21she asked him one more time, Oh, how's diego? What did you
- 1:24:25guys talk about today? And my brother says, I can't talk to you
- 1:24:30about that anymore. She goes why. He says he doesn't like us talking
- 1:24:34about him. He was very mad that we were talking about him the other
- 1:24:38day. It's like, what do you mean why would he be mad?
- 1:24:42Like because he lives with us and he heard us talk talk to him about
- 1:24:45him, And that was that. I hope I'm not sucking up the story.
- 1:24:50I'm driving right now, but that was that. Bro, my brother
- 1:24:54had an imaginary friend that would always fucking talk to him and every friend and
- 1:25:00not vie with us. So there's that little ghost story. Bro. If
- 1:25:05I was you dog, you still live in that same house, man.
- 1:25:08And to be honest, I've come in contact with that little kid every now
- 1:25:12and then, and I don't know. I think he's just a lost spirit.
- 1:25:15Man. I don't know the story behind him. I'd be walking around
- 1:25:18like I wish I told it in a better way. I'm driving right now.
- 1:25:26Shit, maybe I'll call back and share another that just scared me right
- 1:25:30now. Low key hi key, Yeah, Tommy has look, tell me
- 1:25:34has goose boops in his arm dog? Okay, hey man, take that.
- 1:25:40Thank you for that story, and I appreciate that. Somebody said jump
- 1:25:44that food. Yeah. I don't know, bro, you got like I
- 1:25:49would just get that ship cleans. Bro, I don't know why your mom
- 1:25:51would let it go out for so long the moment my kid would haven't imagineary
- 1:25:54friends. Get this food out of here, right, so we don't smoke
- 1:26:04the same. Don't trip about the name. I didn't say it, but
- 1:26:10I was listening to other college talked about how he stabbed his wonderful at his
- 1:26:15school, and that kind of reminded me of Ice Die In this continuation,
- 1:26:21schoo Park North Point their season right near SISA where Hezo was at. Dude,
- 1:26:27so it was on the east side of season all right. There was
- 1:26:31this one ful. His name was Avi. He was like some Armenian fool,
- 1:26:36cool ass cag and seen as fools, you know, twin looking at
- 1:26:41his motherfucker's dog, and then he was getting into it with this one full
- 1:26:45name, Nick Sanchez. Don never forget this one full motherfucker's dog break take
- 1:26:50Tom even the last and then the fucking nick Sanchez Mechicanish school stopped ship.
- 1:26:59Then he mentioned this fool's mom dogs and fucking as right there, fucking veris
- 1:27:03perishing view of the whole day. Fun rolls, grabs a fucking pencil and
- 1:27:09stabs this motherfucker ride on his fucking cheek, dog even lying full that was
- 1:27:15in there and everything's at but the teacher no fucking class like I'm talking about
- 1:27:20men class full dick stack shoot something ship, laughing on his fucking desk,
- 1:27:27looking behind him because the full Abby was behind his ass and ship and Abby
- 1:27:31just fucking stands up, grabs the tensa fund another person's desk fork and stabs
- 1:27:38him. Mind conversation. Everything everybody was fucking shocked, dude, and this
- 1:27:44mother dog he didn't get no consequences because it was a continuation school. If
- 1:27:49the fucking he's doing, if you know about that ship's right near see son
- 1:27:54north point dog, they used to have this one room cast a quiet room.
- 1:27:58Don't fucking talk your ass and that ship mister speak fucks speak and fuck
- 1:28:03that right eyes. Yeah, you would grab your ass and toss your ass
- 1:28:08in there. It's like off, padding down and ship. They I went
- 1:28:12back there, like fucked two years ago to see what stuck with a teacher,
- 1:28:15Mister de Mark. Shout out from mister Mark. I was only fucking
- 1:28:19seventeen when I brought that gun to the school and you fucking hit it.
- 1:28:21But when the dogs game, you made me pick it up at the school
- 1:28:26from your car. Dog, Hey, you saved me a big ass charge.
- 1:28:29D Mark and Dude, they used to grab fucking kids and throw them
- 1:28:32inside that phone the room man to the school north point. Crazy ass bot
- 1:28:38fools were inside that ship. And always remember we don't fucking smoke the shames,
- 1:28:43all right, Hey, bro, get up for a run of a
- 1:28:46plot. That was a good ass storyteller, Dog, somebody said this,
- 1:28:50dude sweats Hey, brother, that fool was a fucking good ass story.
- 1:28:58Damn that feel stabbed them in the cheek food, How hard do you think
- 1:29:02it will be to stab somebody through the cheek. You could probably do it
- 1:29:06with like with a dabber, for sure. Like Tommy's cheeks would be hard,
- 1:29:14Bro, Tommy has big ass cheeks. You ever trip out and grab
- 1:29:16your cheek? Yeah, I've done that. Before yourself. No, just
- 1:29:20go like this like that's just like that. Yeah, because you think it's
- 1:29:28thin, but it's not. It's pretty thick. Broom. It must have
- 1:29:34been a sharp ast pencil. If you remember those old school pencils, they
- 1:29:40used to say California on them and you had them in elementary school and they
- 1:29:43were big as fuck. Bro, the blue ones for you. I want
- 1:29:47some of those pencils so bad. Yeah it's in California, dog. You
- 1:29:51know what I recently got at the swami old school pencil sharpener from fucking like
- 1:29:57school dog. Yeah, tattoo. Yeah it was two bucks. Why did
- 1:30:03you nostalgic the fucking drawing ship? Yeah? I thought you even like the
- 1:30:10electronic one. No about the one with the fucking it has a little clip,
- 1:30:15the one that you're just thinking in is nah do that ship? I
- 1:30:20remember three different sizes. This one only has one size, but you could
- 1:30:25adjust the clip to things like that. Yeah, that's the one I got.
- 1:30:29Those are dope. Yeah. I was like, that's just cool.
- 1:30:30I was like, sometimes you just sucking. And then my dumb ass bro,
- 1:30:33like I had this pencil. I bought the nots Verry farm dog like,
- 1:30:36and I was just like, oh, man, I was like,
- 1:30:39oh, it's kind of sharpening. Man. I was on a pencil from
- 1:30:42very I thought it was a regular pencil, but the only the outside was
- 1:30:45the pencil, but it was a lead pencil in the middle. Yeah.
- 1:30:47God. And I was like, oh, come, the ship won't sharp
- 1:30:53And then I was just like, oh it is plastic in the middle.
- 1:30:56Dog. Oh it was a but it had a wood the OUTSI so I
- 1:31:00thought it was a regular principle. Yeah, come on, you ready for
- 1:31:05Thanksgiving? Toby? You're gonna go three plates? What's going on? Man,
- 1:31:10You're gonna go through? Steady dog? What do you do for Thanksgiving?
- 1:31:14Tommy fool? We go to my mom's and fucking everyone brings some ship
- 1:31:21or I'll take something. I like making deviled eggs a lot. That's just
- 1:31:26nasty. People don't like that ship. I don't like devil eggs. I
- 1:31:30like them. I actually do like them. I'm gonna do them. I'm
- 1:31:31gonna make bacon and then I'm gonna fucking put some bacon on top, and
- 1:31:36I'm gonna and I think I might make stuff mushrooms. But we're taking a
- 1:31:41fucking big ass the honey bacont honey bake cams. You know those hams.
- 1:31:45They're supposed to be super Bomb. So I'm gonna get it's your first time
- 1:31:48having you know, you gotta get to that bitch early, right, Yeah,
- 1:31:50So I'm gonna be at the place that four. Yeah, you have
- 1:31:54to be there, super I'll be There's one down the street from my house,
- 1:31:57So I'm gonna be there early. Food and there we camped there sense
- 1:32:00the day before. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, No, there's
- 1:32:02foods that do that ship. I'm gonna go and get that ship or you
- 1:32:05can't even get it and then they'll they'll put you could get one that you
- 1:32:10put it in. I ordered to try Tips Bomb from Barts no love.
- 1:32:15I was like save the love. No but and you know that fool say
- 1:32:18he makes his food with no love? What I mean, dick like he
- 1:32:24he looks all said Tommy got he just said he was like, yeah,
- 1:32:27I'll put all love in my food. You know, it's just business.
- 1:32:31That's literally what he said. Man, that's it full And it doesn't that
- 1:32:36kind of hurt a little bit. Got of what the fuck is he doing
- 1:32:42it for business? Yeah? But it's like you want motherfuckers to taste this
- 1:32:48fucking food that you take your fucking time to make and learn these recipes.
- 1:32:55You know, it's more than that, But fucking it ain't to some people.
- 1:32:59Then't some people it's just like that. But Dick's I know, but
- 1:33:03they're happy with what they do. That's what I'm saying. If it ain't
- 1:33:08about the love of doing it, why the fuck are you out there every
- 1:33:11day doing it? Doc? You're cooking me, you're cooking it. Ain't
- 1:33:15you own a business. I know motherfuckers that are business motherfuckers, and they
- 1:33:19own restaurants, and you don't see them in there fucking cooking ever, straight
- 1:33:25up never. They're never the restaurant cool, come fucking eat right here,
- 1:33:30come check it out. You walk in there, and they're not fucking oh,
- 1:33:32come check it out and fucking cooking right now. Never. If and
- 1:33:36they're and they're they love it. They love the fucking food that they're putting
- 1:33:42out. You know, they might make sure that that shit's getting cooked with
- 1:33:44love. You know. Damn that's everyone's hurt right there, Like, hey,
- 1:33:50dog, give his number out and tell them to be like put more
- 1:33:54love? Yeah, is this a food? Hey? Everyone tag fucking going
- 1:33:59to Barton, But hey, is is all this stuff not cooked with love?
- 1:34:05You should just you know how he's all telling foods the fucking you know,
- 1:34:09you should like you should just tell people to call him and then in
- 1:34:12his voicemail leave that. Where is the love with the world, Mama?
- 1:34:24Whatever you do put in those motherfuckers are bomb. I'm saying if I ain't
- 1:34:28love whatever it is, it's working. Yeah, I mean, I'm not
- 1:34:30saying the food is bad. Bomb. He sent me a fucking burger when
- 1:34:34I was at the Upscale with Tommy the other Timmy and I was like,
- 1:34:39for my girl always is like, hey, look he's gonna be right here.
- 1:34:42He's gonna be right here. My girl loves fucking bart and she's like
- 1:34:46she's all the time. I was like, Oh, I forgot he's gonna
- 1:34:49be It's already fucking it's already three, you know. So I'm like,
- 1:34:56we always missed him, Doc, I need to get the wool. He's
- 1:35:00it's going to be there or maybe not, I don't know, Like,
- 1:35:01hey, after this dog, the toy drive is more of a love Yeah,
- 1:35:09yeah, it's an event full of love, you know, enjoy.
- 1:35:14That's not just another business for me. You know. I mean, I'll
- 1:35:17be happy to sell some shirts, but you know I'm just saying, but
- 1:35:23my heart and soul into this ship. Bro. Yeah no glove, no
- 1:35:27love dog remember that ship. You think foods are scared to get STDs?
- 1:35:31No anymore? Yeah, do food still get all crazy? Like people are
- 1:35:38not You're not wearing condoms, bro, Foods are just boning Like yeah,
- 1:35:42Like people are just fucking just raw dogging it, bro, And like like
- 1:35:45literally bro, like the STD rates like it's not alarming, but like,
- 1:35:48bro, like it's alarming. Bro. There's a lot of people that are
- 1:35:51walking around with like herpes and like gone rhea boning and they might not even
- 1:35:56know it, bro type of ship. But you'll know if you have gone
- 1:36:00to real, you'll start dripping that ship and then your your your dick will
- 1:36:03stink like puss. And not that I've had it. I like I took
- 1:36:08sex at four times in school because motherfucker, like everybody else, they kept
- 1:36:14they kept switching me fucking tracks. I started off C track, then I
- 1:36:17went to B track, then I went to A track, and every time
- 1:36:19I was taking that same health course and I was just like I already know
- 1:36:23about the human and yeah, like I was just like I've seen this lady.
- 1:36:26She gives birth to this baby black the Black guys a baby daddy.
- 1:36:30Like you know, I was already. I was just like I've seen this
- 1:36:30film hell times right, I don't how the vagina works. Yeah yeah,
- 1:36:38dog, fucking hilarious shit though, remember little kid, uh science it or
- 1:36:43whenever the sex ad classes when you were you know, the game had made,
- 1:36:46you'd be trying to ask us was it just me? I did not
- 1:36:48know because trying to ask questions when I was younger, bro, Like,
- 1:36:53I just remember like she had changed, you know that I'm like no longer
- 1:36:56a little kid, no more. When like you were like fucking like thirteen,
- 1:37:00You're like, oh, I want to hold her hand or like I
- 1:37:01want to kiss her on the lips or something like that. But that's it.
- 1:37:03You never thought about boning the bitch. The game changed when you thought
- 1:37:06about boning bitches. Dog. And then all of a sudden, money thoughts
- 1:37:11started coming on bender us down, like like like you start having money,
- 1:37:18I got thoughts, bro, like, h like I'm boner like this I
- 1:37:26was kid, Yeah yeah, because you know you're like you're full of fu
- 1:37:30harholes dog trying to fucking go through it because you're fucking all fucking holding the
- 1:37:35out when you're fucking high school dog. Sometimes I don't know, not all
- 1:37:41kids are like, were you boning in high school? I bone to like
- 1:37:43late high school for my cousin food that food bone Like in fifth grade,
- 1:37:48I was like, damn, you were boning already? Yeah, my god,
- 1:37:54that fucking crazy ship and then sucking. He I'm pretty sure he can't.
- 1:38:00That fool was like being in a relationship after Yeah, that's why I'm
- 1:38:03like, damn, what happened to you? Mother fucking fifth grade bony.
- 1:38:06I remember we were in I don't even remember my remember. I remember we
- 1:38:11were in second grade and that was like, hey, I'm gonna kiss uh
- 1:38:15this girl Vanessa, And I was like damn and he and he's like watching
- 1:38:18a kisser And we were in the library food and he went the kiss her
- 1:38:20and he fucking like made out with her, and we're like what the fuck.
- 1:38:25I remember, we were all like what the fuck is going on here?
- 1:38:29And they got in trouble for and uh, but this was like tongue
- 1:38:34kissing, like there was no little kids. We were just tripping out on
- 1:38:38that ship. I was like, damn, what the fuck was that?
- 1:38:41There was a fool shock little kids? And in middle school there was a
- 1:38:45food like that that got caught. Bro. He used to scam with this
- 1:38:48bitch and like uh like like on these stairs like and they used to be
- 1:38:53in the cut and the third floor. I think they changed that building.
- 1:38:56So I remember like they got conn it was a big deal. They called
- 1:39:00about their parents and ship and we're like fucking like fifth or sixth grade,
- 1:39:02no, sixth grade, And I was just like, damn fool Like,
- 1:39:05but don't you ever stop thinking about it? Like you're like, what's going
- 1:39:09on in these houses? That they had that kind of sexual energy? Yeah,
- 1:39:12that's what I was like. That ship is your dad boning your mom
- 1:39:15in front of you. They seen some ship or something. That's what I'm
- 1:39:18saying, like, like, how did you How did you know to be
- 1:39:21like I'm gonna stick my dick in there? Yeah, Like I didn't know,
- 1:39:25Like I didn't know the get down. So I saw porn them.
- 1:39:28Yeah, once you watch I was like, I was like, that's what
- 1:39:30I was supposed to do. My I remember, like that's it, that's
- 1:39:36just a thought, right, that's what that doesn't that cross your mind?
- 1:39:40This is You're like, that's what I'm supposed to put it at. Like
- 1:39:43what yeah, Bro, You're like dude, like you're intrigued. Bro,
- 1:39:49Like I remember, like you do you remember when did you first bone?
- 1:39:57I was like, like, high school, bro, you were in high
- 1:39:59school. I was in high sch I remember I was in high school.
- 1:40:01I remember I tried once and I couldn't. And then later on I had
- 1:40:04a different girlfriend and I did it. I was like, oh, Ship,
- 1:40:09You're just like damn, this is what I always remember what I was
- 1:40:15thinking. I was in my head when I was fucking doing. I was
- 1:40:17like, I was like, I'm fucking boning right now. I remember that.
- 1:40:23Ship. I was just telling myself. I was like, what the
- 1:40:26fuck? You never forget dog, I never I remember boning. And then
- 1:40:30it was like, I remember we stopped boning. I don't know what the
- 1:40:36fuck. I don't remember what happened, but I remember the dad one of
- 1:40:41the times that we're boning came in and he was like, oh, he
- 1:40:45closed the door and he walked out that he never said nothing the check you
- 1:40:50were bone yeah, and he I feel like, I'm not even fucking that
- 1:40:59seems like a lie fucking story. I don't not even fucking I don't know
- 1:41:03about the dad bro the mom. Maybe she's a too, but like,
- 1:41:09I don't know that dad came in and he was like oh and then he's
- 1:41:13like, hey, fucking whatever, and then he told her like they're gonna
- 1:41:16be doing that stuff. You guys gotta fucking we're using protection and stuff.
- 1:41:20And I was like fuck, And I remember just fucking running home. Put
- 1:41:27a Paul, it's Tommy lying or not? No real. I remember running
- 1:41:30home and I was like, oh my god, what the fuck? She
- 1:41:34was like on some weird ship and then nothing ever said was said. Fool
- 1:41:39was like, oh ship, that's crazy, and I remember I, uh
- 1:41:44yeah, that was my girlfriend for a little while. My homies were me
- 1:41:46and I was like, I don't care. I'm moaning. You ever seen
- 1:41:49the transvest i temmy and you're like, damn, this bitch looks bomb And
- 1:41:54then you're like what the fuck, like be honest, like not ever got
- 1:41:59it a bitch, but you're just like, they fooled me. Every transvest
- 1:42:02out I ever seen looks like a fucking food with a little half beard and
- 1:42:05ship nah dog. I was watching I was watching this ship on TV right.
- 1:42:11I was on YouTube and it was like a contest bro, and it's
- 1:42:14like they have it like Thailand or some ship. Dog, you would fuck
- 1:42:18everybody would get got in this room, everybody would get got. They're like
- 1:42:25they're on some other ship. Bro. When it comes to Thailand. Bro,
- 1:42:28like you're like, hey, that to my homie, he was like
- 1:42:31hey, he's all, would you go to Thailand. I'm like, I
- 1:42:34don't know. It seems dangerous to me. Like you gotta like if you're
- 1:42:38a single man, you gotta watch out over there. He don't have that
- 1:42:40problem. He thought you be with the it should be all fine. But
- 1:42:45then you have a dick. I'll be like oh. He's like yeah,
- 1:42:49you won't even know until you're about to do it. I'm like dog for
- 1:42:55like the reason I said, because like they interview, they interviewed these bitches.
- 1:43:00That's why foods go to guess some of them, but they interview these
- 1:43:04bitches go to Thailand. Nobody go to fucking Thailand for the food. You're
- 1:43:08gonna go to God though it's not food all with their dirty as hands,
- 1:43:13like foods try to avoid food. Probably over there, foods are going out
- 1:43:15there to just bea bro. That's that's that's that's the whole thing. It's
- 1:43:19like it's called sex tourism. In my lying dog foods that go to Thailand
- 1:43:26are not going to be like, oh it's beautiful out here, fucking the
- 1:43:30food's amazing. Nah, They're going out there to be their stories all day.
- 1:43:34Tell me about fools getting got foods. They go by themselves too,
- 1:43:39They're like, oh, I go overy here, who you go? Just
- 1:43:42going by myself? Yeah, that guy is a fucking weird. My whole
- 1:43:45thing though, is I don't understand how you don't You don't fucking tell like
- 1:43:48when you're getting God like, it's not you could tell food. Yeah,
- 1:43:54but you know how, but some foods like I guess, like I guess
- 1:43:57if you have the food surgery and then like you o them and then you're
- 1:44:00just like in our own body. I always trip out on foods on Maury.
- 1:44:04It would be like God foods on Maury, and they'd be like or
- 1:44:08Jerry Springer and they'll be like, hey, I want to let you know,
- 1:44:10and there would be a fool, but like you didn't know that that
- 1:44:12fool's a fool. I'd be like I didn't know, Like, motherfucker,
- 1:44:15you can't tell this. Motherfucker. Somebody in the chat room who wholk hands
- 1:44:18five four says I was in the Navy, and I know, fools,
- 1:44:21they got god see, bro, that's just happened this. Who got got
- 1:44:27this? I know I got a friend they have They have a whole they
- 1:44:30have a whole competition out there. Bro. I saw this whole thing.
- 1:44:32I don't want to say its Vice, but it showed up after a Vice
- 1:44:35video and I was like, you're watching. I was like, this is
- 1:44:39like it's like a Patrick fo Yeah, fool, you're just like no,
- 1:44:43moms like not looking at it like with like lust or anything like that,
- 1:44:46but you're just like this has gotta be like unfair. Like I was just
- 1:44:50admiring a beautiful fucking form of human, like looking at anyone else. You
- 1:44:56look at this, you'd be like, yeah, what's up with this ship?
- 1:44:59You already you're gonna tell me? And then you were like, oh
- 1:45:01ship, but no, bro, Like like I was looking at it the
- 1:45:04former just like damn, this is some Frankenstein ship. I'm telling you.
- 1:45:10That was just some crazy ship though. Black Yeah, like the Janner and
- 1:45:14ship you think you think somebody's boning her or boning him. I guess it's
- 1:45:20that fool's into Hainah. It's like or she, Caitlyn is into Hainah's.
- 1:45:25So she's well, she had a boyfriend. Now, yeah, you think
- 1:45:28that fools pounding her for sure, Like you think that you think she's getting
- 1:45:33pounded in the house. They all live together, right, Nah, they
- 1:45:36don't live with He don't live with the Kodashi just no more food. He
- 1:45:39has his own pad, crib and ship. He's not married to that bitch.
- 1:45:44No, oh yeah he's not. He's he's a man, he's a
- 1:45:45female. Yeah she I'm telling you she has a boyfriend and all that.
- 1:45:50Damn. Caitlyn Jenner says she will never have a relationship. She's seventy three.
- 1:45:59Damn, she's got to get pound. How old is the mom from
- 1:46:02the Kardashians, Hey, that's the Olympic gold with her? How old is
- 1:46:05the mom for the Kardashians. Hey put up a picture of what he looked
- 1:46:09like when he won the Olympic gold gold medal. It just looks like a
- 1:46:13regular white dude fucking with the shades with athletic as like Dick he's like a
- 1:46:18skinny white food, like a white man fucking and he had fucking shades the
- 1:46:23brainbow cos Bro. It is like Steven Tyler, like Michael Myers. It
- 1:46:30looks like a you know when they put those masks on, the fake mask,
- 1:46:33but that looks like like like that's what that looks like. A stripper
- 1:46:38called Phoenix in the middle outskirts of the desert. Joe got a cigarette.
- 1:46:44Han, how old is she sixty eight? And that's that's nah, Nah,
- 1:46:55that's a man eater. She ain't going. Damn, she has a
- 1:46:59lot of she's going. That's that's that's she's got to go. No,
- 1:47:02I'm talking about it's gone. Would you give her a beating? Not giving
- 1:47:09her no stabbing? Oh? No? Dog? That ship she just looked
- 1:47:15like she's like a little evil ass wage your dog. Yeah, Like that
- 1:47:21ship is fucking crazy to me. They're fucking billionaires who all of her daughters
- 1:47:26are billionaires, and then the one that was fat and normal, they made
- 1:47:29her look like them and she's a billionaire and then she got rich. She
- 1:47:34looks finer now, long, Chloe. They're getting Michael Jacksony, Yeah,
- 1:47:41all of them are getting Michael Jacksony I just to fuck with came back in
- 1:47:44the day. But I'm just like, you know what now, she like
- 1:47:46she got rid of the ass, she got rid of the tits, and
- 1:47:49be like, you know what, don't even call me no more? Came
- 1:47:55you remember, like every dude that she dates just don't matter no more.
- 1:47:58With the exception of like rage, I told you that I seen Kylie Jenner.
- 1:48:03But I was a fucking Beyonce concert food and I was in the side
- 1:48:08and and they fucking she walked right in front of me. There was with
- 1:48:11her new boyfriend, some little fool, and I was like, because I
- 1:48:15was like, ain't she with bad Bunny? But I was like, oh
- 1:48:16no, that's a whole different fucking food. And then Travis Scott, because
- 1:48:20Travis Scott was there, and she was there with her new boyfriend, and
- 1:48:26they walked right in front of me. Food. I locked the eyes with
- 1:48:28the Hina. Here we go, guy, I'm not even with the eyes.
- 1:48:35Who do you say, exactly? Food? Look it up? I
- 1:48:43was, I have a video right there. I'm showing the video with jay
- 1:48:46Z's right there that food, little dirt. You would be posting this on
- 1:48:51Instagramma, every fuck Alicia Keys, the Swiss Beats. They were all right
- 1:48:58there, Food jay Z, were are you working there? Yeah? I
- 1:49:00was right there. That was I was on the gig. So I'm right
- 1:49:04there standing and then Kylie's coming out and I'm right there and I'm just standing
- 1:49:10like against one of the things, like the side, and then I looked.
- 1:49:13I looked at her and I was like, Oh, that's that's that
- 1:49:15girl. That's Kylie. And then she looked at me, and then the
- 1:49:17food the whole time, and I was like, damn, I superfucking tam.
- 1:49:28I looked away. I looked away, and then I looked back and
- 1:49:30she was still looking. I was like, damn. She said, look
- 1:49:33at this guy's teeth. No, she was just like, where do I
- 1:49:36know this motherfucker what I'm saying? Locked eyes. I think she even reads
- 1:49:42out like when she was walking right past me. I think she even hit
- 1:49:45me with the little shoulder rub like he rubbed her little shoulder. Tell me,
- 1:49:48I can't say I can't sit here. I got a video right here.
- 1:49:51Send the video to Ray. Send it to Ray. We're gonna come
- 1:49:55to sils. We're gonna play that ship at the bottom of this No,
- 1:49:58but he for real. I've seen her. I can run there with the
- 1:50:00new boyfriend, and I've seen all those fools, you know them. I've
- 1:50:03seen Brionce's mom Cammy three caps over here, Kendrick, Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick
- 1:50:12Lamar came out food and his microphone. It wasn't on that first And I
- 1:50:17even told my girl, Hey, Kendrick Lamar went up on stage a beance
- 1:50:21and that foods his microphone didn't go on. Watch It's gonna be on fucking
- 1:50:28like, say Tommy. Like the next day they're like, oh, there
- 1:50:32was a malfunction of what Tommy, you lost already. I'm all right,
- 1:50:36you know what I want to I want to thank everybody for tuning in today.
- 1:50:42Thank everybody for tuning in. Uh for that we don't smoke the same
- 1:50:45podcast rock. I hope everything works out, Uh Xavier, fuck you for
- 1:50:49leaving for your daddy. Ray shout outs, shout out to three plays,
- 1:50:55Thanks for coming through, dog as always interrupting, you know the player as
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- 1:51:15I'm gonna do a I pretty soon with Rock Sampson. Rock Sampson, take
- 1:51:18care of bro, take care of what you gotta handle. Man. Hey,
- 1:51:20let's do bleooding blood come through and we'll do it. I'm gonna do
- 1:51:26fucking me and you do the blessing blood out before I get Jesse. No
- 1:51:36more cat, let's go. That's just nearby my house, bro, like
- 1:51:40we can set it up though. I'm right, Yeah, let's do it
- 1:51:43all right, he's on. What's up everybody? Uh, thank you guys
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