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NBA and NHL Conference Finals, Will is the Pringles Man, NFL Win Totals · Three For The Money

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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Brian Gumbel had a show on HBO called, isn't it Real Sports with Brian Gumbel?
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Yeah.
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I'm pretty sure that's what it's called.
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All right.
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That could be the beginning if you want it.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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We're here.
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We're back.
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It's three for the money.
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New episodes every Thursday and the conference finals in both leagues have begun as of yesterday.
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Yes.
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But before we get into that, how are we doing guys?
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How are we doing, Chris?
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Doing all right.
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Baseball.
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I was doing all right in baseball over the weekend and it's been kicking my ass again.
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I went two, three and one last night.
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I think the Laker, I had the Lakers plus six.
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I really wanted, I saw it at six and a half in the morning.
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I got to it late.
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I was like, I'll take six.
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I mean, considering they were down by like 25 at one point, I guess a push is fine.
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But I think they had multiple like 20 point deficits.
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Yeah, something like that.
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I stopped paying attention.
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Honestly, when they were, I think it was like the third quarter, like how could the third
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quarter in there still get in their asses kick?
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Yeah, whatever.
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And I had to get a notification.
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It was like close game alert, Nuggets lead 124-121.
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I was like, oh shit.
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I turned it back and then just, I mean, it wasn't painful because I didn't lose, but
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I was like, damn, yeah, I could have won if I would just wasn't so slow.
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The game was nuts.
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It was a good game.
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Yeah, it was a good game.
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Darren Revelle said it could be the best game ever.
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Okay.
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Let's see.
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It's not.
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Yeah.
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Darren Revelle's a moron.
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Anyway, but yeah, I'm doing very eh, eh to slightly blow.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So, meh?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Is that, yeah, I guess, yeah.
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More than eh.
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Marlon's 1-4-2.
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Well, Sean, I know that you're responsibly retired, but I think you had sort of a relapse
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today.
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Well, not like a, not an addiction.
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Yeah, it's not like a voluntary relapse.
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I got two free bits from unnamed sports books.
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So I made a, I'll just read off the single game parlay that I made for the Celtics Heat
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game that's about to go on in about 20 minutes, and I also got a $25 free bit that I used
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for Haney Mukar to score and Nashville SC to win tonight.
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But the same game parlay is Heat plus 8, BAM over 8.5 rebounds, Tatum over 25 points,
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BAM over 17.5 points, Al Horford over 6.5 points, and Jimmy Buckets over 5.5 rebounds.
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And it was plus 17.34.
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So yeah, I feel really good about that.
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I did a lot of research on that.
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Can't wait for that to win.
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Yeah.
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But yeah.
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I think maybe like the, maybe the toughest leg of that would probably, surprisingly would
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be the Al Horford over 6.
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I think he had a game not too long ago where he had like zero points.
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Well, luckily he does zero shots.
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Luckily he doesn't need points.
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He needs rebounds.
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Oh, I thought you said points.
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Yeah.
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He needs six and he needs seven rebounds.
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Oh, okay.
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He's decent at that.
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Yeah.
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He's very tall.
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He's the second best on the team that surprisingly under Tatum, which is taller.
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Yeah.
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Can't do it all.
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That dude's been in the league for probably since I've been alive.
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Not that long.
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That's not true.
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It's not true.
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He's old.
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He is.
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He's old.
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He's an old guy.
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I remember him in the finals last year and I was like, wait, is this guy still playing?
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Yeah.
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I'm very excited for that to win.
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I am responsibly retired, but if you don't use free bets, you're just wasting an opportunity.
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If you're going to waste an opportunity, you might as well go big.
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You know what?
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That's why I made, I was like, I'm not going to play it safe.
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I'm just like going to go all out.
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I'm going to make up, how many legs was that?
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Seven.
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Seven, I think.
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Six.
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Six leg parlay.
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Still good.
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So yeah.
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I like it.
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Chris, you rode that, didn't you?
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I did, of course.
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Of course.
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Will, how are you doing?
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I'm doing all right.
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Since last week, I bet on game six over in Seattle Dallas and that was easy.
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And then I tweeted out, I need Seattle to finish this game so I can smash this over
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one last time.
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And then I forgot that overs in game sevens typically do not hit.
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So that sucked.
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Let's see.
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After that, last night, I did have the over in the basketball game.
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Easy.
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Yeah, that was easy.
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And then that hit in the third quarter.
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That was like two, was like 220 or something like that?
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It was like 202.
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Oh, was that low?
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I think it was pretty low.
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It was like 222.
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Oh, 222.
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Yeah.
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It was still easy.
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Yeah.
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Still easy.
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It was like 40 points.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So I only watched the first half of that game.
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I mean, it was very entertaining.
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One of the more entertaining NBA games I've actually sat down and watched.
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But yeah, other than that, we don't have AC in the house.
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It's kind of hot right now.
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It's not too bad.
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It's not that bad.
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But because it is, you know, the sun's going down.
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So yeah, and someone today called me the Pringlesman.
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Like on the street?
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No, like at work.
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You do kind of look like the Pringlesman.
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Yeah, that's you can't be like, what?
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Yeah, you can't.
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Oh, I laughed.
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I thought it was hilarious.
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Okay.
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You call me the Pringlesman and I, I was like, that's, that's hilarious.
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That's funny.
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But, but yeah.
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That's about it, I think.
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Just a little tidbit from my dad that I share with y'all thought it'd be funny.
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But yeah, both leagues going in the conference finals.
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Conference finals is just typically like you're supposed to get, these are like the best four
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teams and I think that we have them like in the NBA, you know, Lakers and Nuggets, though
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both of these teams deserve to be here.
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There's no flukes, none of that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Here just dogs.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, they're, you can't say they don't deserve.
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Yeah.
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They're like, they're not the best, but yeah, they're, I mean, the plan great.
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Yeah.
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They're all wagon.
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Yeah.
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I mean, hockey, I mean, it's kind of a, it's, yeah, it's fine.
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It's kind of dumpy.
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Yeah, it's kind of dumpy.
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Yeah, it's kind of dumpy.
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I like the East.
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I like Carolina and Florida.
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Yeah.
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Just because I don't have anything against either of them.
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I hate Dallas and I don't want Vegas to win.
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So whoever comes out, I'm going to be upset.
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Yeah.
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I, it's, it's tough for me to picture any of these teams winning.
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I don't know.
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Cause only one of them has won before.
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Yeah.
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No, two on one.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So, but still.
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Because like all of these teams have something that's been kind of like going against them.
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Like with Dallas, it's like this crazy series that they just played with Seattle, like they've
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had to pull out in a couple of times.
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You know, it's, it's great that they were able to come back and beat Seattle.
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But then like Vegas, they're on like their fourth goalie.
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Yeah.
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And I don't want to see them win either.
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So in, you know, he's making the saves.
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He was able to beat the oil.
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Oh, that's another thing.
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I lost my Oilers future.
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Yeah.
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Which made me really, really sad.
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So, but that's okay.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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It's not a big deal.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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I still have my Celtics future.
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There we go.
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You do.
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Yep.
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You know, I've been on the heat plus eight tonight.
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I still think the Celtics will pull that out.
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No, no, no.
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This is over.
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You know, yeah.
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You all can.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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We have the over tonight.
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I can't remember what it was.
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I think it was a two to 11.
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Yeah.
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That over is very enticing.
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I know it.
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I know we're giving it out a little too late, but both of these teams are seven and three
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in their last 10 on the over and the over is eight and two in their last 10 meetings
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in Boston.
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So really, I love it.
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Honestly.
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I think it's good.
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I think we've got Jimmy G buckets and Jason Tate him.
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I mean, G stands for gets.
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Yes.
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Straight.
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And I mean, in the in the East and the NHL is, you know, it's Florida.
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They haven't been this far.
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Long, long.
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Since they went to the final, right?
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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The year of the rat.
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Yeah.
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I hope they bring that back.
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It's not the year of the rat though.
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Was it the year they went?
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Yes.
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Like on the Chinese?
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Yes.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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I thought it was because I saw like a rat in the locker room, but it lined up.
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They should still bring it back.
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That'd be cool.
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I think they've been throwing them not like, you know, a tremendous amount.
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Yeah.
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Like at the end of games, good, they'll throw a couple.
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Good.
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Like some people, they should throw a dead rat.
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No, a dead rat.
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Like, like we throw the catfish in Detroit, or they did, I don't know, they still do.
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They throw the ox.
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Just throw mouse traps.
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No, just throw a lot.
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Yeah, just dead rat.
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Yeah.
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In a mouse trap.
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No.
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I mean, if you want to do that, yeah.
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Just a carcass.
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So you know it's fresh.
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Hey, I found this outside.
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Just keep it the whole game.
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In your pocket.
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Gross.
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Okay.
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I mean, that's kind of, that's grosser than having like a dead catfish or, I don't know.
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Well, the smell for the catfish or an octopus, I thought it would be worse.
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Yeah.
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Because they're sea creatures.
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But they throw it out like at the beginning of the game.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So there's not a lot of time there.
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But with Carolina, like they have terravina and possibly coming back other than that,
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they have two of their top six that are out.
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And their goal tending has been, meh, it's been okay.
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It's won them games.
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I think their goalie has only been chased out once in that blowout game by the devils.
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So I mean, Bob's kind of been on it.
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Bob's been on it.
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It's just tough to see Florida going all the way.
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It's like he's not in it.
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He's not in it, in it, I guess.
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Like he's not like, the only thing that I can really associate it to is when the Preds
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went all the way to the finals.
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They didn't, I don't say all the ways.
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They went, they won it.
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But Peca was on it.
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Yeah, he was on it.
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Peca was too good.
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah.
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As much as that pains us, yeah, take a drink.
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Damn.
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Damn, damn, damn.
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Do you think, oh, guys, the future thought.
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That's just kind of like, I mean, just, I don't really see any goal tender being in
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it.
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Like they're too...
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Not like just standing on his head.
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Yeah, they're just not standing.
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They're not the backbone of the team right now.
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There's no goalie right now other than Anderson, I would say.
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Anderson has been on it.
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Yeah, plus 800 on the consmyth.
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Okay.
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That's pretty good.
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Because I was going to break up.
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That's pretty good.
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Florida's two to win the consmyth are Bob.
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To Chuck and Bob.
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Plus 900 inch to Chuck at...
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Just saw it.
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Oh, 700.
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Yeah.
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Where'd you find these lines?
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On the extra 247 sports book.
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Yeah, so...
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But yeah, so I was thinking Bob to win the consmyth.
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So I feel like if they win it, it would...
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I wouldn't be because of him, but he would have to...
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He did come in and kind of save that series.
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If they be...
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That series, that Bruins series.
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I think Vegas will be Dallas, unfortunately.
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If they beat Vegas, it would be because of him.
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Because I don't think Florida can just outscore them.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And you know what?
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If it ends up...
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I really...
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I don't know about y'all, but I'm kind of all in Florida right now.
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I like Carolina.
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I like Carolina.
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I'm like...
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Florida's just scrappy.
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It just reminds me of 2017.
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I would rather Florida win, but if they lose, I'm not gonna be like, well, damn.
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Now I have no way to care.
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It's like I'd rather a team that hasn't won a cup, won a cup.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think it's gonna be Vegas.
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Except Vegas.
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That's why I'm all in on Florida.
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It's a Florida.
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That's why I'm all in on Florida.
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But if the matchup is Vegas, Florida, and Florida ends up winning, I think it will be
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Bob.
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Yeah.
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It's not a wild...
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I might sprinkle that.
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He's just been kind of ass since he got to Florida.
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And now he's just...
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They showed up.
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10 million dollars.
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Yeah.
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They paid him 10 million dollars and then he started sucking.
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But if they get a cup, it's all worth it.
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That's worth it.
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It's all worth it.
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That's all worth it.
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Because...
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Nothing else matters at that point.
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Nothing else does.
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Yeah.
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Like, I was watching the NHL draft.
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I was watching the NHL draft like a year or two ago.
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It was last year.
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And the predators picked their player and then it cut to them interviewing Joe Sackic
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after the Avalanche just won their cup.
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And then it had a little graphic next to him that said, draft picks this year, a sixth
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and a seventh.
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They gave it all up.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Go all in.
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And that's what Florida was...
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Were sellers at the deadline.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They sold.
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What did they trade?
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They...
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I can't...
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I know they gave something up.
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Yeah.
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I think they traded with Toronto, actually.
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If I'm not mistaken, I think they gave something up to Toronto.
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I think you're thinking of Verhagi.
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But Verhagi was traded when he was an AHAler through someone else and then he ended up
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on the Panthers.
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I believe you though.
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I don't know.
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I can't remember.
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Fucking...
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Oops.
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But I mean, that's...
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I mean, kind of it.
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There's not a ton of games to talk about, obviously.
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I did take the over in tomorrow's hockey game today.
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Yes, today.
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Because I thought it was today.
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That's just...
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You thought it was...
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Today, Wednesday, but it's actually tomorrow, Thursday.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Here's a pick over, five and a half.
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I'll be taking that as well.
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Tomorrow.
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Carolina, Florida.
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Both...
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It's tough seeing that series, like any of those games you go under.
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I don't know.
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Because it feels like...
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I can see it, unfortunately.
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Unless Bob, like, you know...
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Just keeps going.
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Keeps doing what he's doing.
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I can very much see that any of those games going under...
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Well...
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Not game one.
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Not game one.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, because they got to find themselves.
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They got to play to their competitions.
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Then game two, you hammer the under.
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Probably, honestly.
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We'll see.
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I mean, that's kind of it, honestly, for NBA.
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I mean, Jokic last night, I think you had a double-double at the end of the first quarter.
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That's crazy.
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That's insane.
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But AD though, the quietest 40 points ever.
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Yeah.
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The quietest 40 points ever.
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That was insane.
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Yeah, I just looked at the box where I was like, oh yeah, he has like 40s.
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I was like, win.
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Yeah.
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Man drop 40 just out of the clouds.
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Just out of nowhere.
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Because of all the noise about like if the Lakers can go all the way is like, if AD can
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perform to up to his standard, then they can go all the way.
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And so...
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That he played above his standard and they still lost.
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Granted, they almost came back.
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I like AD.
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He's fine.
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I like AD.
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He's fine.
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I like him.
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He's fine.
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He's not hurt and not being like a pussy, basically.
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Because that's what he is.
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But when he like balls out, I'm like, that's the AD I remember from college.
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When he was in college.
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Spot on lock.
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I know.
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Kentucky.
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I got you.
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They were so good.
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Yeah, I know.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, he's fine.
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Yeah, I dislike him because he gets hurt all the time for like the wind blowing.
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Every day I wake up and I break my arms and then I break my legs.
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I mean, when he's on it, it is fun to see.
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Yeah.
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Also, it's the same Final Four as the bubble.
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Bubble count.
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It might.
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We're going to see.
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We're going to see.
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We're getting close.
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I'm into where next week I'll wear my Nuggets hat.
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Oh yeah.
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I'm going to wear it today.
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But right on.
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Maybe that was fat.
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Yo, kitchen.
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I mean, he's still not like skinny.
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No, but you know.
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Yeah, it was the bubble.
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Everyone was eating Taco Bell because you got drafted during that commercial.
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Sons were getting like blowjobs in their hotel rooms.
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It was a wild time, man.
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You can be a bubble sounded like Jimmy Butler and Rachel Nichols.
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Yeah, man.
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They go to like strip clubs and stuff.
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Lou Williams did.
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He left the bubble to go get some chicken wings.
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Yeah.
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And he's in Atlanta.
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Didn't you say he was going to like one of his family members funerals or something?
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And then like he ended up going to a strip club.
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Yeah.
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It was just like some guy.
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I forget who it was.
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It's going to piss me off now.
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He had to be like isolated for like a week because he left the bubble for like five seconds
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to go pick up DoorDash.
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That's rough.
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COVID was wild, man.
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COVID was wild, but I forget how that was.
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But yeah, it was crazy.
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Yeah, we won't.
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We won't go into all that.
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We could, but we won't.
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In other news, the Spurs will be getting Victor Wimminjana.
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Yes.
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Is that how I say it?
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Yes.
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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Close enough.
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Yama Yama.
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He's French.
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I don't know.
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So it's just kind of like his pop going to stay.
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I don't know.
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He was like for a few more years.
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I saw a theory that pop like tanked to get this spot.
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I think he was pretty open about that.
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Yeah.
22:35
He was like, this was like, this is his legacy.
22:37
He's like, okay, I tanked.
22:39
I got you this piece.
22:41
I'm going to go stick around for a couple of years.
22:43
Well, he won't be head coach, but he'll stay in the front office.
22:48
Like he'll move to another position.
22:49
Yeah.
22:50
And then he'll be head coach for another year or two.
22:53
Yeah.
22:54
He just looks so old.
22:55
Maybe at least one more year.
22:56
I mean, he is so old.
22:58
See the oldest coach?
22:59
In sports?
23:00
Sports.
23:01
That's either him or Pete Carroll.
23:02
Yeah.
23:03
Pete Carroll looks great.
23:04
Pete Carroll looks over 70.
23:06
Yeah.
23:07
I don't know what he does.
23:09
Actually, how old is Bill Belichick?
23:10
Because I think Bill Belichick's up there too.
23:13
I'm looking at Pete Carroll right now.
23:15
He's Carroll is 71.
23:17
I thought he was a little on that.
23:19
He looks great for 71.
23:22
I hope to look like that when I'm 71.
23:24
Greg Popovich is 74.
23:25
So he is leading.
23:26
Yeah.
23:27
And Bill, I think Bill Belichick.
23:30
Bill is 71.
23:31
Yeah.
23:32
So Pop is the oldest.
23:33
I can't think of anything.
23:34
I think Bill Carroll, or I think Pete.
23:36
Pete Carroll is still older than Bill Belichick.
23:40
Probably, yeah.
23:41
Months.
23:42
Yeah, I guess I mean, they said, they've said for years, he's the oldest coach in the
23:46
NFL.
23:47
So I didn't know Bill was 71 as well.
23:49
He looks okay for 71.
23:50
Yeah.
23:51
He looks like a garbage bag.
23:53
For 71 though.
23:54
He looks good.
23:55
He doesn't look like Pete Carroll.
23:57
Pete Carroll is phenomenal for 71.
23:59
Yeah, sure.
24:00
Pete Carroll looks like 55.
24:01
Yeah.
24:02
He's looked old for a while.
24:04
When he was at USC, he had gray hair.
24:06
He was like 30.
24:07
Jesus.
24:08
What, 30?
24:09
He was younger.
24:10
Yeah.
24:11
Oh, he's a significant one.
24:14
But yeah, that was, I turned on the draft because, oh, I forgot that it was yesterday,
24:24
or the lottery was on yesterday before the Laker game.
24:29
And it was like, turned it on, it was right.
24:31
It was like, all right.
24:33
Now that we're back from commercial, we could pick the final four.
24:35
And I was like, oh, sweet.
24:36
I missed all the garbage.
24:37
And then you picked the, you missed like the Pistons and the Pelicans and the Pacers.
24:44
Poor Pistons.
24:45
It was Pistons, Rockets, Spurs, all had 14% chance to get number one in the Pistons
24:50
City and get in the top four.
24:52
Yeah.
24:53
That's awful.
24:54
That's rough.
24:55
Still up there looking like a brick shithouse though.
24:58
That guy.
24:59
That guy's mean.
25:00
Jack for like 40 years.
25:03
That guy's a mean bastard.
25:06
Damn.
25:07
Oh yeah, like they called the first two teams and I was like, oh wow, that was really fast.
25:14
And then it was the Hornets and the Spurs.
25:19
What?
25:20
The final two.
25:21
Oh, I thought you meant the first two.
25:23
Okay.
25:24
No.
25:25
You're right.
25:26
The Hornets and the Spurs.
25:28
And I was like, this is, it has been like 30 seconds.
25:31
I've had the TV on for 30 seconds and a future, futures have been changed tremendously already.
25:37
And I'll just gotta rebound.
25:43
And then he was like, all right.
25:45
And with the second pick, the Hornets and the dude for the Spurs was like, yeah, let's
25:52
go.
25:53
And it was, it was really funny.
25:57
For the Spurs percentage.
25:59
They had the, they were 14%.
26:01
It was them, Houston, Detroit were tied for the most.
26:05
Yeah.
26:06
Houston got like, I think they got the fourth pick.
26:09
Third or fourth.
26:10
Yeah.
26:11
Third or fourth.
26:12
Yeah.
26:13
He gets Portland got the third.
26:14
So they got the fourth.
26:15
So that was, that was interesting.
26:16
And then like a game started and I was like, oh man, this is great.
26:22
Great NBA content.
26:24
Yeah.
26:25
And just like all the like in between like, like timeouts and TV commercials is just like,
26:34
hey, what do you think about Victor women?
26:36
Yana, and then it's just like, it was like, oh, he's, he's gonna be better than LeBron
26:40
James.
26:41
And it's like, well, let's, I mean, they woe said he is the best professional professional
26:48
sports prospect ever.
26:50
It's silly, but it's what they say.
26:52
Yeah.
26:53
Like this guy has to be first bout Hall of Famer or he's, I guess technically a bust.
26:58
Yeah.
26:59
Which is insane.
27:00
I mean, if he can turn the spurs around then spurs.
27:05
Yeah.
27:06
Yeah.
27:07
But all you need is that one generational talent.
27:10
And it's still like the spurs, like they have name, they have the name brand.
27:13
Yeah.
27:14
Where they could get people to come if they spurs that they have.
27:17
I know.
27:18
Greatest basketball player ever born.
27:20
Charles Barkley is praying for Vickering.
27:23
Big women down in the center.
27:25
They will crush him.
27:27
They will break him like a stick.
27:30
What I got them big old women in San Antonio.
27:36
I would like to apologize to the women of San Antonio.
27:39
I recently had one of your churros.
27:42
Those things are delicious.
27:44
I now understand why would in big old women are here.
27:47
Chuck's the best man.
27:49
Yeah.
27:50
Chuck's awesome.
27:51
Let's go.
27:52
Bam.
27:53
Let's go bam.
27:54
Need that rebound.
27:55
Pull up.
27:56
Oh, oh, oh.
27:57
Yank.
27:58
All right.
27:59
All right.
28:00
Do we, do we want to get into win totals?
28:07
As last week has promised.
28:09
I'd love to.
28:10
All right.
28:11
Christopher, would you like to use one go like one by one?
28:15
Or do you just want to do all three?
28:18
Let's go.
28:19
You, you, me, you, you, me.
28:22
So one by one.
28:23
Yeah.
28:24
Okay.
28:25
Yeah.
28:26
Okay.
28:27
Okay.
28:28
Cool.
28:29
I'll go first.
28:30
Like you just said.
28:31
How many do you have?
28:32
Three.
28:33
Five, seven.
28:34
Holy shit.
28:35
Okay.
28:36
Do three and then we'll come back with three next week.
28:39
And then one the weekend.
28:41
I didn't know how many we were supposed to do.
28:44
I said three.
28:45
Oh, it did?
28:46
Yeah.
28:47
I think it was, I thought it was two, but I made three.
28:50
Okay.
28:51
Okay.
28:52
Well, that's fine.
28:53
I'm over prepared.
28:54
Sorry.
28:55
Fucking nerd.
28:56
All right.
28:57
Um, my first one, I have a Pat's over seven and a half wins.
29:02
Really?
29:03
Yes.
29:04
I was thinking about the under that one.
29:05
No, I love it.
29:06
Um, I've, I've guaranteed wins home against the dolphins at the jets, uh, home for the
29:14
giants at Vegas, home for managers, home for Colts at the giants.
29:20
And then those are my guaranteed wins.
29:22
So that's one, two, three, four, five, so that's seven guaranteed wins.
29:25
I see toss ups.
29:26
I see at Dallas, um, at Pittsburgh at Denver home with the jets.
29:33
So if they can win, I see seven guaranteed win in my eye.
29:38
I think they split with the jets.
29:40
Regardless, so that's why I just picked the, the first one to be the win.
29:45
I think they split with the jets and either way, that's still seven guaranteed wins and
29:50
four tops.
29:51
Yeah.
29:52
Four toss ups.
29:53
So I'll take that.
29:54
I think they win one of those.
29:55
I think I can see them being the Cowboys on the road or the Steelers on the road.
30:00
So I could, I could see the Steelers or split and splitting the jets.
30:06
Their schedule is pretty easy.
30:08
I don't think the dolphins are going to be very good.
30:11
I thought they had a hard schedule.
30:14
It, they play like the really good team.
30:17
Like they play Philly.
30:19
They play the jets twice, obviously.
30:21
Buffalo twice, the Chargers, the Chiefs.
30:27
So they play all the really good teams.
30:30
There's a bunch of cupcakes in between.
30:33
So I think set and also like some wins, like for eight wins, that's not, that's not a lot.
30:41
That's still eight, eight, nine.
30:44
So they can still be like, I don't think that'd be very good, but eight, nine isn't very good.
30:49
So that's my, I'm going to take a pause right now.
30:56
We have the windows open because our AC is out.
30:59
Yeah.
31:00
So in birds.
31:02
Yeah.
31:03
If you all hear dogs and birds in nature, that's why.
31:07
All right.
31:08
Well, I guess I'll do mine.
31:10
Do you want to close the window?
31:11
No, no, no, we need that open.
31:14
I'm already like sitting here.
31:16
I'm sweating.
31:17
I am also sweating.
31:18
I'm very hot.
31:19
I'm quite comfortable.
31:20
Well, isn't that lovely?
31:23
The back of my knees are sweating.
31:25
It's gross.
31:26
It is.
31:27
It's gross.
31:29
So one total I got that I like that, I don't know, kind of stinks, but I'm taking it anyway.
31:37
Lions over nine and a half wins.
31:40
Here's why they went five and one in the division last year.
31:46
And the only, the only reason they lost against the Vikings was because of a, I can't remember
31:53
what it was.
31:54
Vikings.
31:55
It was some bullshit thing.
31:56
Yeah.
31:57
It was like a late drive to either force overtime or win.
32:01
I can't remember.
32:02
Cause I remember I had the line spread in that game and there were dogs and the dogs didn't
32:08
win.
32:09
So the dog that didn't eat.
32:12
And the way that I look at it, they didn't win the division last year because the Vikings
32:21
made the playoffs.
32:23
And Packers got worse.
32:26
And the Bears got a little bit better, but they're still going to need a lot of players.
32:31
And since they didn't win the division, their schedule kind of favors them a little bit
32:37
because they were a good team last year.
32:39
They put up points.
32:41
They were most weeks.
32:43
And so over nine and a half wins minus 120.
32:46
All these lines are brought to you by the X 24 seven sports book.
32:49
Yeah.
32:50
Sean.
32:51
So we kind of go opposite for, you know what, I'm just going to read something different.
33:04
Yeah.
33:05
I have the Seattle Seahawks under eight and a half wins.
33:09
Oh, interesting.
33:10
It's at eight and a half.
33:12
Yeah.
33:13
I mean, they won last year.
33:16
10 mid playoffs.
33:17
Yeah, they did make the playoffs.
33:19
See actually the playoffs.
33:21
Yeah, they got bouncing first round.
33:23
I guess they're wildcard, but I think the Rams will be better.
33:27
They got to.
33:28
Yeah, they've got to be better.
33:29
Much worse.
33:30
You can't get much worse.
33:31
I think they split with the Rams.
33:33
I think they get swept by the nine.
33:35
They went nine and eight last year.
33:37
So they play the Rams.
33:39
I'm counting the Lions game as a loss.
33:43
It's in Detroit.
33:45
They play the Giants on the road.
33:47
They play the Bengals on the road.
33:48
They play the Ravens on the road.
33:53
They play the Cowboys on the road.
33:54
They play the Niners again on the road.
33:56
You're saying these are all losses?
33:57
Yeah, they're losses.
34:00
Steelers on the road.
34:02
I think they that's toss up for me.
34:06
They play the Eagles at home.
34:07
That's another loss.
34:09
I don't really see them winning nine games again.
34:12
They go eight and nine.
34:14
Yeah.
34:15
Again, Niners will win in this division.
34:17
No doubt.
34:18
Yeah.
34:19
Yeah.
34:20
I don't see this team getting nine wins.
34:23
That's fair.
34:24
So, I like it.
34:27
And that is, that's plus money.
34:30
Plus 105.
34:31
So for my next one, I have Vikings over eight and a half minus 115.
34:36
There's to be the first six weeks.
34:40
What?
34:41
Over eight and a half.
34:42
That's minus 115.
34:44
That one.
34:45
That's a steal.
34:46
Yeah.
34:47
I can already tell that's a steal.
34:48
First six games are rough.
34:50
They start out with Tampa dub.
34:52
Yeah.
34:53
Then they go to Philly Chargers at home.
34:55
I have that as a toss up at Carolina dub.
34:59
Then they got Casey at Chicago.
35:02
Because I think I think the Vikings will take a step back.
35:05
But at Chicago, you never know, division game,
35:08
then San Fran loss.
35:10
So I will take if I can go three and three or three and four,
35:15
three and four right there.
35:16
I'll take it.
35:17
Because then you go to Green Bay dub to Atlanta dub home for New
35:22
Orleans dub at Denver.
35:24
I'll say toss up because I think Denver is going to be pretty good,
35:26
but I think they could win that game.
35:28
Chicago at home dub at Las Vegas dub Cincinnati at home loss.
35:34
Detroit at home dub then Green Bay and then at Detroit,
35:38
both toss ups.
35:39
So that's eight.
35:41
I say eight.
35:43
Don't say guarantee because it's the NFL eight games.
35:45
They should definitely win and five toss ups.
35:49
So I'll take that all day.
35:50
Yeah, it's pretty good.
35:51
Especially minus 115.
35:53
That's a steal.
35:54
Yeah.
35:55
For a team that won 12 games last year, 13.
35:57
Yeah.
35:58
Best record in the NFL.
36:00
Yeah.
36:01
So just win nine games.
36:02
I think they'll take a step back, but they'll still be really good.
36:05
Yeah, especially with the trade for, they traded Zidaria Smith,
36:11
the Browns last week, earlier this week.
36:15
We'll see how much of an impact that makes on the team overall.
36:20
I don't think it'll make a huge impact.
36:22
I don't think it's five wins.
36:27
Yeah.
36:28
So, yeah.
36:30
And they drafted a stud receiver again, again.
36:35
They draft refreshment.
36:37
Zay flowers?
36:39
No, that was Baltimore.
36:42
Yeah.
36:43
I can't remember who they dropped.
36:44
They dropped the purple team.
36:45
Yeah.
36:46
Oh, Jordan Addison.
36:48
Jordan Addison, yeah.
36:50
That's all they need.
36:52
Another wide receiver.
36:53
Yeah.
36:54
Well, I guess they only have one.
36:55
So, yeah.
36:56
What's next?
36:58
Will.
36:59
My next total, this is a slight Homer pick, but it's a little juicy.
37:05
It's minus 149, Jags under 10 and a half wins.
37:10
That's too high.
37:11
Yeah.
37:12
It's a little too high.
37:13
Yeah.
37:14
That's why it's minus.
37:15
Yeah.
37:16
Exactly.
37:17
They barely made the playoffs last year.
37:20
This is like their first time playing a division leading schedule
37:25
for, you know, since they almost went to this Uber Bowl.
37:32
It's tough to see them come, be able to compete with the chiefs,
37:38
the bangles, you know, all these really good teams.
37:43
49ers.
37:44
49ers, you know, all these division leaders and you have the Jags.
37:50
See, that's, yeah, it's like.
37:52
Jags have never won division titles in a row ever.
37:56
Yeah.
37:57
That doesn't surprise me because they're the Jags.
38:00
Like people like, yeah, they just wanted to throw that out.
38:03
They got white hot halfway through the season last year.
38:06
Yeah.
38:07
People forget.
38:08
They were terrible.
38:09
Yeah.
38:10
They got white hot after they beat us the first time in Nashville.
38:14
Like they were terrible before that.
38:17
I'm not saying they're going to be terrible, but they're not going to be good.
38:20
They're going to be good.
38:21
They're going to be good.
38:22
They're going to be a good team.
38:24
Yes.
38:25
And they can make the playoffs here in London's team.
38:28
Yeah, they got two London games.
38:30
That's two more home games.
38:32
That's a brutal though, man.
38:35
Yeah, that's pretty brutal.
38:37
So under 10 and a half.
38:39
Pretty simple.
38:41
And I mean Titans could split one with them.
38:46
But I'll save my third one for my Titans.
38:51
I guess.
38:52
Spoiler alert.
38:54
I figured we would talk about it.
38:57
If no one brought it up, I was going to.
39:00
Who else are the Jags playing in London?
39:03
I don't remember.
39:05
They're playing the Falcons.
39:07
And what's a dub?
39:10
I don't know.
39:11
London games are weird.
39:13
Yeah, London games could be weird.
39:16
We're on the street is they're terrible to play.
39:20
Oh yeah.
39:21
I mean, who would enjoy that?
39:23
I don't know.
39:24
Especially two.
39:25
They don't even do anything.
39:26
They show up.
39:28
Well, they're staying over there.
39:30
They're playing the Bills in London.
39:32
They're going to Falcons in the Bills.
39:34
They're going to win that game.
39:35
The Bills game?
39:36
Yeah.
39:37
It's a London man.
39:38
Shit's weird.
39:39
So it's interesting.
39:40
And I'll get into my thing after this thought.
39:44
What's interesting is that I think that's not too crazy that the Jags will win that second London game.
39:53
Because they play back to back.
39:55
And when you stay in a country for a week, you get more used to the climate and the time zone.
40:05
And you're not so inflamed from the flight, which NFL players often get because air travel messes up your muscles.
40:16
It inflames you.
40:17
It inflames you.
40:18
So the Buffalo Bills landing, you know, few days before.
40:23
They're going to be inflamed.
40:24
Get off the plane straight to practice.
40:26
Inflamed.
40:27
They don't want to be there.
40:28
They don't want to be there.
40:29
The Jags have already been there.
40:30
They just want to get home.
40:31
We're here.
40:32
We're here.
40:33
We've been here, dog.
40:34
So I don't think that's too crazy.
40:36
I don't think it is either.
40:38
So my next one is I have the New Orleans Saints winning 10 games.
40:45
Oh, okay.
40:48
The AFC South is playing the NFC South this year.
40:55
Both divisions are terrible.
40:57
Yeah.
40:58
But I think the Saints are the better team in the NFC South.
41:03
Okay.
41:04
Yeah.
41:05
They could easily rack up eight wins.
41:12
Well, they need 10.
41:13
I know.
41:14
Oh, oh, yeah.
41:15
You can easily rack up eight wins.
41:16
Oh, just there.
41:17
Just within those two divisions.
41:20
Easily.
41:21
I wouldn't be surprised if the Saints could sweep their entire division.
41:26
I know Derek Carr isn't the best quarterback, but he is the best quarterback in the NFC South.
41:34
Who's going to be the quarterback for the box?
41:36
Either Baker or Tresk.
41:40
I thought they drafted someone.
41:42
No, they didn't.
41:43
Isn't it Kyle Tresk?
41:44
I guess.
41:45
I think it's Baker.
41:47
I think it's the Baker show.
41:49
Interesting.
41:50
CJ Stroud, Desmond Ritter, Baker Mayfield, Derek Carr.
41:56
CJ Stroud's on the Texas.
41:58
Bryce Young.
41:59
Yeah.
42:00
Bryce Young.
42:01
Yeah.
42:02
Yeah.
42:03
Authors.
42:04
Yes.
42:05
And the others that I just mentioned.
42:08
And Caroline is not going to be good.
42:10
But yeah.
42:11
At all.
42:12
Well, Caroline wasn't like, they weren't awful last year.
42:18
They had fight.
42:19
They had a lot of fight for the team.
42:21
They had a lot of heart.
42:22
You're like, and I mean, when you're that bad, heart, I get like, when the C&T have that much heart is surprising.
42:30
They had a lot of heart, but they also play Packers, which could kind of be a toss up.
42:39
That's a we'll see.
42:40
So we'll see.
42:42
Play the Bears.
42:43
Another toss up.
42:47
So I don't know, like I just feel like they're over 10 wins in that division.
42:54
And the schedule that they have the easiest schedule.
42:58
They literally they have the easiest schedule in the entire NFL.
43:03
Prove me wrong.
43:05
They can get over nine and a half wins.
43:09
They can get 10 wins in this season.
43:12
I always feel like the Saints are just a weird team to get a read on.
43:15
Yeah, like these past there, I feel like they're scrappy.
43:19
Yeah, they're scrappy too.
43:22
So that's plus 100.
43:26
So it's not like to outlandish plus money, even money.
43:32
Okay.
43:33
So yeah, that's I feel like you have an opposite.
43:36
I have the exact opposite of the Saints under nine and a half.
43:38
I count four guaranteed wins.
43:43
Home against Tampa at Houston.
43:45
Home versus Chicago.
43:46
Home versus Carolina.
43:47
Home versus Atlanta.
43:49
I think they lose week one to Tennessee.
43:52
I could very well see the Titans losing.
43:55
I don't.
43:56
They're not good.
43:57
Neither are the Titans.
43:58
They're better.
44:00
I'll be ecstatic if we win.
44:03
I think we I we win that game.
44:05
I'll be like, we're back.
44:08
No, I'll be I'll be depressed if we lose that game.
44:11
We need to want that team.
44:13
They're not.
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I felt about the Giants last year.
44:16
The Giants turned out to actually be good.
44:18
So but then they go to Carolina.
44:20
I thought being a toss up just because it's week two.
44:23
Anything happened at Green Bay.
44:25
I have them losing.
44:26
I just don't wear Saints in white jerseys in Lambo.
44:31
I don't like it.
44:32
I just don't like it.
44:34
I'm with beating Tampa at home.
44:36
What's the date for that?
44:38
It's week three.
44:40
Oh, I went with the Green Bay.
44:41
Yeah.
44:42
Yeah, it's week three.
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Tampa at home.
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Dub and then to New England.
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Loss at Houston.
44:48
Dub Jacksonville.
44:50
Home loss in the at Indy toss up.
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Chicago.
44:54
Dub is at that at Minnesota loss at Atlanta toss up Detroit loss.
44:59
Carolina dub Giants loss at the Rams toss up because I don't know.
45:03
I don't know anything about the Rams.
45:05
I'm thinking which was at Tampa toss up Atlanta home.
45:08
So I heard a lot more toss ups than I heard.
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Dubs or losses.
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Yeah.
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So they are.
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I count four dubs.
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And one, two, three, four, five toss ups.
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So if they went all five of those toss ups, they'll still be nine.
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So I just don't like.
45:25
I just don't know.
45:27
And indeed could turn out to be good on his with.
45:30
Oh, what's his name?
45:33
Richardson.
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I don't think they will, but they could turn out to be like, I could honestly see decent
45:38
fourth in the division.
45:41
I don't.
45:42
Houston's so bad.
45:44
Yeah.
45:45
Houston has that like any more.
45:47
Indy could be fourth in a lot of other divisions.
45:49
Yeah.
45:50
Houston's trash.
45:51
I think, I mean, third or fourth is a toss up for me between Houston.
45:56
Yeah.
45:57
I just don't, I just don't see it.
46:01
Like they play a lot of like, I mean, they do have the easiest schedule, I believe,
46:05
but like some of these teams are sneaky.
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Like the Rams were obviously trash last year.
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They'll be better.
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Hopefully.
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They were banged up real bad last year.
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And then them and Tampa, it's always weird.
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Yeah.
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So I just, I just don't see it with them.
46:22
So it's interesting that we've that, that line caught both of our eyes for different
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reasons.
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I just saw it was like, I'm just going off of like 10 games, strength of schedule.
46:32
That's crazy.
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Like, oh, also, I don't have the, I didn't, I can bring homework for tomorrow or next
46:41
week.
46:42
Steelers over eight and a half just cause they always.
46:45
Yeah.
46:46
They, yeah.
46:47
Mike Tomlin.
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Yeah.
46:49
Mike Tomlin.
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I think it's a juice.
46:51
I think it's like minus 140 or something.
46:53
Yeah.
46:54
But I saw it.
46:55
I think it's like, I could just say what I just said.
46:58
Steelers over eight and a half cause of Tomlin.
47:01
But yeah, that's all I got.
47:03
Okay.
47:04
Well, my third one is the only one I got left.
47:08
Titans over seven and a half wins.
47:10
I think that.
47:12
I love that.
47:15
With.
47:16
With us not making the playoffs last year.
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And us sort of getting some more pieces.
47:25
Trailing Berks is in a second year.
47:27
If you can take that next step, then I think we could win the division.
47:32
Like it's, it's really, really how it goes with, with Berks, honestly.
47:38
And we kind of need him to ball out with, with, with jig.
47:44
And I mean, like the Texans got nobody.
47:50
Yeah.
47:51
They got like nobody.
47:53
So I feel like when both of those games, I feel like we could split one with Indy and split.
48:01
I think both with the Jags, just because I mean, we've kind of been the Jags daddy for years.
48:11
But we could.
48:12
Not last year.
48:13
Not last year.
48:14
But I feel like we could sneak one of those out in Jacksonville against Jacksonville.
48:22
And the Colts always play us tough.
48:26
It's tough to, you know, see us winning both of those games.
48:32
It's also kind of tough imagining what kind of team the Colts are going to be with Richardson.
48:38
It's that was a little tough, but we didn't make the playoffs last year.
48:43
So our schedule, our schedule is like fairly easy after the buy, incredibly easy.
48:50
Yeah.
48:51
What, who, who we playing the Falcons.
48:53
So that's after the buy.
48:54
I mean, we haven't really by so it's a lot, but we have Falcons at Pittsburgh, Tampa at,
49:02
or at Tampa at Jacksonville, Carolina, Indy at Miami, Houston, Seattle at Houston,
49:11
Jackson.
49:12
Yeah.
49:13
The hardest team is Miami and I don't think they're going to be very good.
49:18
I can do a play a full season.
49:22
I don't know.
49:24
So I just, I think after before the bites, or yeah, the first five games.
49:31
Five games are brutal.
49:33
Like New Orleans is the easiest one.
49:35
That's why things like, Hey, we got to get this because then it's like, it's hard.
49:41
And then I don't want to keep listing teams.
49:45
But yeah, after, but I think after the buy it's K and I think the same thing games.
49:50
But like, I don't think that's crazy.
49:53
I don't think we can hear Landers back losing seven games isn't hard.
49:59
We, you know, like we were seven and three at one point last year and we had a monumental
50:06
collapse.
50:07
So barring a monumental collapse, I think this team can win 10 games.
50:10
Yeah.
50:11
Daniel's playing on one leg.
50:13
For yeah, for most of the season.
50:15
Yeah.
50:16
For at least half the season.
50:17
Yeah.
50:18
And we had no line.
50:19
Our line is still not very good, but it's there's something resembling an offensive
50:24
line.
50:25
Yeah.
50:26
That's supposed to last year.
50:28
Landers back.
50:29
I'm not worried about the defense.
50:31
Yeah, I'm not.
50:32
I'm a little bit worried about the second image worried about secondary, but it's always
50:35
but it'll be fine.
50:37
Yeah.
50:38
So past rush will be good enough for it to be fine.
50:41
Should be at least so that's my.
50:45
No, I love that.
50:46
That's plus money to get us plus five on the X 24 sevens workbook.
50:50
I love that.
50:52
Going off the dolphins.
50:54
I have the dolphins minus or I have the dolphins under nine.
50:57
And a half wins.
50:58
Love that.
51:00
Their first five games are kind of rough.
51:03
I thought about doing that.
51:06
At Chargers at Pat's Broncos at home at Bill's Giants at home.
51:15
That's kind of a rough schedule.
51:17
That's kind of a rough five games.
51:19
Giants is the easiest one.
51:21
And they were.
51:22
And they're on goes.
51:23
I think the Broncos could be the easiest one.
51:25
I think they'll be better.
51:27
Just because it's like at home.
51:29
It's tough to think that the Broncos will be worse.
51:31
Yeah.
51:32
We're Sean.
51:33
The same.
51:34
Yeah.
51:35
With Sean Peyton.
51:36
Yeah, but taking away Russ's office.
51:37
They also they also play the Eagles and the Chiefs.
51:40
They have to play Aaron Rogers twice a year.
51:42
They have to play Josh Allen twice a year.
51:45
They play the Cowboys and they play the Ravens.
51:49
No, they're under nine and a half wins.
51:51
I'm counting 12 losses just right.
51:53
Honestly.
51:54
I'm counting 12 losses just right there.
51:58
Best stuff.
51:59
Then winning five games or six games would kind of be a miracle.
52:04
Yeah.
52:05
And also like you just said, can't do a play of full season.
52:10
I don't think he can.
52:12
I don't think he can.
52:13
I mean, I don't think it's healthy for him to be honest.
52:18
I mean, I just don't think he can.
52:21
He's I mean, he's good when he's healthy, but he's he's so fragile.
52:26
Yeah.
52:27
So yeah, that's and that is minus 115.
52:31
So it's not too juicy.
52:33
Pretty good.
52:34
That's probably the juiciest one I have of I like it.
52:38
My seven.
52:39
I also don't think they're going to be very good.
52:41
So yeah, I really, I like that dolphins.
52:45
I saved the best for last.
52:48
I like that one too.
52:51
But that's probably going to do it for the wind totals.
52:56
I don't know.
52:58
Well, I mean, we'll probably revisit this like a week or two before the season.
53:01
I mean, if you have seven, we can just keep going with it.
53:06
We've been going for a while.
53:09
Well, Chris, like later on.
53:11
Yeah, I mean, later on, like we don't have to do it like a week before the season starts.
53:14
Yeah.
53:15
Well, Chris.
53:17
Let's go.
53:20
All right.
53:22
What?
53:23
Mr. XFL slash now with a dub slash Mr. USFL.
53:29
We'll see how did last week I went one two and one in the USFL last week.
53:36
So fine.
53:38
I'm still up on the year.
53:40
I'm four, three and one.
53:42
So that's fine.
53:43
It's early.
53:44
Yeah.
53:45
Early for me.
53:47
It's middle of the season for them.
53:49
But let's get into it.
53:51
Okay.
53:52
Start off showboats plus two and a half.
53:55
They've won two weeks in a row is outright dogs.
53:58
So I'm just going to take them again.
54:00
Who did they play?
54:02
Oh, they play the Mahler.
54:04
Smallers had a big one last week.
54:06
Don't think they're very good.
54:08
So I'll take them plus two and a half might.
54:12
Might sprinkle money.
54:14
Cause that's that's intriguing to me.
54:17
And then we have the stallion, the Birmingham stallions playing the Michigan Panthers.
54:22
Stallions favor favor by six.
54:24
I watched the Mahler's Panthers game last week.
54:28
The Michigan Panthers trash.
54:31
The Mahlers aren't good and they ran all over them.
54:35
They were just every play run with the middle seven, eight yards.
54:38
It was insane.
54:40
So sounds like the Titans.
54:42
It does.
54:44
So I'll take Birmingham stallions minus six.
54:47
They can air it out.
54:48
They're pretty good team.
54:49
They got his quarterback.
54:50
I don't remember his name.
54:51
It's kind of silly, but he can run.
54:53
He's like, I saw them.
54:55
They were playing.
54:57
I remember I watched some of it.
54:59
They were backed up like their own three.
55:01
They had a second and long.
55:03
He rolled out and he was like five yards and back to his like, fuck it.
55:06
I'm just going.
55:07
He ran for like 30 yards.
55:09
So I'll take, especially against the Panthers team, we can't stop the run apparently.
55:12
I'll take Stallions minus six.
55:14
And I'll take the New Orleans breakers minus seven.
55:17
They are playing the Philadelphia Stars.
55:21
Breakers broke my heart last week.
55:23
No pun intended.
55:25
They played the showboats.
55:26
They were also minus seven in that one.
55:28
They're also minus seven in that one.
55:30
They lost outright.
55:32
They needed to bounce back week and I think they'll get it here.
55:36
The Stars, I don't know if you saw this.
55:44
Okay. Stars one last week.
55:46
They won 24 21.
55:49
Eight field goals.
55:51
That's a Jeff Fisher stat.
55:53
Eight for eight.
55:55
Gross one in overtime.
55:57
Yuck.
55:58
I hate that.
55:59
Yeah.
56:00
It was disgusting.
56:02
I think they're playing Houston.
56:04
I think they're running back fumbled three times.
56:07
So they won on a fluke.
56:10
Don't think that'll happen again.
56:12
Breakers need to bounce back.
56:13
I'll take them out of seven.
56:15
I think that'll be a wampin.
56:16
And then generals gamblers over 45 and a half gamblers score a lot and they give up a lot.
56:21
And that's pretty much it.
56:22
Generals are no slouch.
56:23
I don't really have many stats for them, but I just know gamblers have scored.
56:28
I think the most points in the league and have given up the second most.
56:32
So I feel like 46 should be easy.
56:35
And that is whatever week that week three of the Chris's US fell gambler corner.
56:41
I think we're on week six of the season.
56:43
So it overlapped with the XFL.
56:46
Yeah, I was in a zone.
56:48
Yeah.
56:49
Yeah.
56:50
25 15 and one in the XFL in the year.
56:54
We take that up 10 units.
56:58
Yeah.
56:59
So let's go.
57:01
Hell yeah.
57:02
I'm just excited for football.
57:04
Hell yeah.
57:05
I saw a screenshot of week zero college football on the ESPN app.
57:10
I saw that.
57:11
Oh my God.
57:13
I'm so ready.
57:15
I got a semi.
57:17
I got a semi already.
57:19
Yeah.
57:20
Yeah.
57:21
Yeah, man.
57:22
Oh, I'm so.
57:23
August can't get here.
57:24
It can't man.
57:25
Soon enough.
57:26
Actually, I kind of want the summer to last a little bit.
57:29
So it's like kind of torn.
57:31
It can get here.
57:32
It can get here when it gets here.
57:34
We'll say that in like a month where it's like July.
57:36
It's like, all right, what do after the fourth of July?
57:38
It's like, what summer after the after the fourth of July, it's like,
57:41
all right, football.
57:42
That's that's a fair assessment.
57:45
Yeah.
57:46
Then I'm just like watching training camp clips.
57:48
And just like, yeah, I'm watching hard knocks.
57:50
It's like, God damn it.
57:52
For string watchers.
57:54
He were taking baby mama out to dinner.
57:57
But yeah, but I'm so excited.
58:01
I caught the tail end of that championship game.
58:05
The XFL rocked.
58:07
That game was good.
58:08
It rocks.
58:09
That was a fun game.
58:10
Yeah.
58:11
Renegades.
58:12
No, I had the Renegades plus six and a half went out.
58:14
Did it go over?
58:15
Yeah.
58:16
Yeah.
58:17
Yeah.
58:18
Well over.
58:19
Yeah.
58:20
Yeah.
58:21
It was tight.
58:23
It was fun.
58:24
It was a fun season.
58:25
The XFL.
58:27
It was pretty cool.
58:29
The U.S.
58:30
It was kind of boring, but XFL was it rocked.
58:33
That one week where I took all of your XFL picks,
58:38
that was the worst week you had.
58:40
Yeah.
58:41
I was just like, I was like, I'm not taking the picks.
58:44
Because I feel like I'm a curse.
58:46
That's fine.
58:49
And after that, you kept winning.
58:51
I had a skid there for a little bit.
58:53
It was because I was taking your picks.
58:55
Yeah.
58:56
Maybe.
58:57
I was taking your picks for like two or three weeks in a row.
59:00
And then it was just like, I'm not doing so well.
59:03
And I'm like, fuck, I gotta stop doing this.
59:07
Just take them in silence.
59:11
Well, that's probably going to be it for us for this week.
59:15
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59:18
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59:19
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59:20
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59:25
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59:28
Well, all right, that's going to be it for us.
59:30
We'll see you next week.
59:32
There's three of us.
59:33
Now let's make some money.
59:36
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59:37
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59:38
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