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He’s A Gonna Win: Fallout London Mod & George Lazenby Retires · Multiple Nerdgasm

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recording now it's a two hour long shows for recording it adds up very quickly
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that's true yeah I mean I I I don't want to open with a plug for the patreon but
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last week again for the second time this month the Afterparty was literally
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longer than the main show so you're actually you're getting less than half I
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cut some out oh yeah yeah
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yeah find out why in the after body it was still find out find out what Matt and I said
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that needed to be removed welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy um I need to ask this very serious question how the hell did I not know
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that your wife went to school skulla yeah so this was one of those times
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where I thought I was going to have to M explain something to my wife only to be
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well and truly put in my place so do you want to give the listeners a little
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introduction to why we were talking about skulla good point so I went and
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got a new tatto went and got a new tattoo yesterday and I can you show us
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or is it somewhere that you can't show it's on my car so it' be a bit awkward
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I'm going to bleep
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that but we I we kept put a photo up on the Instagram in I'm going to beep the
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word beep in that sentence map
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[Laughter]
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too so I went and found skull's first album Morgan to the moon and I went I'll
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get that tattooed on me and then I said to your photo go here's my new tattoo
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and then you take over from here yeah so I just said to my wife oh Luke got a new
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tattoo and she goes what is it and I showed her the picture thinking I would
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then have to explain she could say what the [ __ ] is that what skulla were who
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they you know how they fit in why and then she went oh skulla and I was like
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uhuh what why do you know skulla by name
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by sight of this album cover tattoo Luke has and she just goes I went to my
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school and I was like [ __ ] so I [ __ ] Googled it and they did they
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were a couple of years ahead of her but you were like I don't believe you yeah was
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like which actually means I probably know like cuz I was friends with people
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who also went to school with them and so there's people that I probably know who
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know which is sort of crazy small world it does make sense that you would have
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tried to make friends with norshore all girls high school girls back in the90s I
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was I was sa age at the time which yeah no I'm not implying anything just no no
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for the listeners let's be clear about that that's fair
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yes and yeah there's a reason I would have wanted to become friends with them
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I do like how said sex with them Luke said how did how did I not know that
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your wife went to school with SK like skullo are so famous that surely she
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would have mentioned it yeah well to me they are no no no I understand that but
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it's not like you know like oh yeah I mean if you didn't listen to Triple J
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that one year that they were in the top 100 you can be forgiven for not and I I
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thought I was going to have to be like an obscure band from No She really put
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me in my place it's not like if I just Huff a hand and said oh yeah no genu to
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school with Ryan Reynolds and you guys were like hang on what the [ __ ] like
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Ryan Reynolds is a good I was going to call you out for a strange go-to on that
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but actually Luke would be [ __ ] impressed if J went to school with Ryan
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Reynolds I like R up in Canada first of all so that would be impressive but
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okay he's a nice watch did anyone who watch the Olympic opening ceremony
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morning I saw I saw a photo of the the
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bridge with the smoke was it for three
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and a half hours it was that's normal and I assume that the meeting
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that happened before they planned it was right we need to make this the most
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French thing anyone has ever seen
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nice it was so [ __ ] French more French than alo
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alo Aloo L level French for sure yeah
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[ __ ] yeah what the British show yeah no
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um ballet dancers in the Lou you know just just I was waiting for people to come
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out with baguettes but their their uh clim CL I don't like using the word
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climax their um what happened their big cool thing that happened at the end yep
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climax is the word I mean it is
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was SEL Dion singing on the Eiffel Tower um just on the top who is Canadian yeah
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she's French Canadian French Canadian she is French Canadian right she singing
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in French and people [ __ ] loved it don't get me wrong but it's like well
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that's not a French person but yeah Hanah watched it and she
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said like the commentators were a bit The Strain commentators were a bit weird
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and not really explaining anything weird yeah and it was like it's so funny like
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so it's hot air went up at one point and and my daughter was like why why a hot
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air balloon and I'm like I assume it's because the Mongolia brothers who
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invented the hot air balloon back in 1783 were from France and she's like
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okay cool a good 10 minutes later one of the commentators was like anyway it's a
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dently um says here he must have Googled it in balloon was invented by the Mongolia
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me to be fair you could have said be like true that's not what they
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taught me at school dad I have five or six weird facts in my brain and it doesn't
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come up very often that I get to PP outad why is there aot air balloon in
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France this for your time to shine no cuz I've learned [ __ ] year L will go
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why and I go I used to go I'm not really sure but now I'm like just say whatever
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it doesn't matter so I just make up something fun and she
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Jesus just make her laugh all ask follow-up questions of
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why yeah just say something funny laugh distract I uh so Hara likes books I
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assume L likes books as well oh yeah oh yeah kids love we have to give her book
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tickets I can explain that finish your story and then I'll I'll explain that if
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you want me to I definitely want you to um but hara's decided she's bored of
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books that exist now and she so she
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wants original material every night made up on the spot and it
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is so difficult so I basically I just I just tell her The Hobbit I've just told
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her a chapter of The Hobbit each night with her as The Hobbit right so last
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night she was in the [ __ ] woods with the the trolls tricking them to keep
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talking so that they turn to Stone when the sun comes up she's like Dad that was
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a [ __ ] great story one day she's going to go up and Sue tolkin estate be
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like my dad told me this as a kid you my dad wrote this 70 or 80 years after
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talking
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all right book tickets uh so she can have five she can pick five books and
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that's it before she goes to bed otherwise because otherwise it go on it
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never [ __ ] ends what happens if she wants the same book read again in the
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same session is that a separate ticket that hasn't that actually hasn't come up
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that's interesting what last night I read unicorn micor
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three times yeah well
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no it hasn't come up uh actually the skull hasn't been getting a lot of
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rotation lately if you want to know what the skull is listen a few episodes ago
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that was that was number one I still I still think the skull is is a little too full
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on she lik it she liked it I've got one that she um I bought
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her it this is too advanced clearly because it doesn't go so well but it's a
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book about Marcus aelius but it's written for children
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she wanted it by um Ry S Brook no it's by Ryan holiday because he does he does
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uh kids history books as well yeah I looked at his um but I think they're a
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bit older again exactly and I mean this is too I didn't I just got it but I mean
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I think he are for 12 year olds yeah yeah and yours might be for sixy olds
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but they're still too old for threey old yeah yeah but she asked asked to read it
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and then but then even she asked Jenna to read it the other night too and Jenna
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was like that book's not she gets bored like real Qui and you just turn handfuls
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Pages at that point and she for once is not complaining when you do that she'll
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tell you she knows the B are there any pictures of Russell crow in there no no
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unfortunately little picture of Russell cry but could that could not be a good
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way to do it like she gets bored with it she's maybe sort of so you can just Skip
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and sort of get through the process a bit faster I say normally if you if you
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try that she knows like even if it seems like she's distracted you skip a page
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she go she'll just stop and she'll like grab my hand she'll go you missed a page
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she knows she knows she's like and she and lately she'll go don't ever do that
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again okay today we're throwing a ball back
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and forth and I threw it wrong whatever that means and she goes Dad if you don't
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throw it better I'm going to take it
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away okay amazing amazing did she give you any instructions to what you did
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wrong no no no just not that i' just like to take a quick minute just just
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speak directly directly to angry people on YouTube yes the picture on the
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thumbnail is something we'll talk about we'll [ __ ] get there The Show Goes
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for an hour all right we also just want to catch up on our lives right deal with
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it okay comment all you [ __ ] want mate I think we've been doing this for
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so long we have we have I know you guys you guys are new on you new YouTube
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people and we appreciate that we appreciate you turning up at all but
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we've been told people like this [ __ ] so some people only listen for the banter
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and stop talking stop watching as soon as we start giving a review all right so
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as soon as we mention Star Wars they leave yeah yeah we've got paid members
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card carrying members of the Afterparty that turn off if we talk about Star Wars
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multile that's where you can have your
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voice uh we don't have I like you no
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no Star Wars news beet there is some the boy news not in the spread sheeet I was just
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watching that yeah I'm in season 3 but I've slowed right down because I must
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admit it's gotten a bit boring or maybe I just went into three too soon after or
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four rather too soon after three evid it's going to end yes four now yeah uh
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it's going to end with season five yeah I heard that but they've just announced
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they're doing a prequel series oh oh yeah okay this like how it all started I
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guess Origins because yeah we're coming to the end but we want to make more
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money and we don't want to come the original so let's do this yeah Game of
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Thrones it does seem like they've run out of juice on the on the on the show
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kind of it's you know I'm I'm not surprised one story line a long way and
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started they shot himself in the foot by going season one the bad guy is
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unbeatable yeah go right Five Seasons I mean the books go for longer
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so I would have thought they'd be material but maybe the book I don't know Comics
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are uh less dense I guess yeah so that might you have to you can you need
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explaining Less in a comic book you're allowed to just say something in a comic
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and people go cool I'm following this yeah yeah yeah people just tend to
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accept stuff a lot more with television shows they don't just accept anymore as
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we've learned you need to spit out for them yeah that's right I've still been
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watching Reacher I in season 2 um it's still it's pretty good it's not like a
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you know solid you know 10 out of 10 or anything like that but it's it's pretty
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good it's uh it's fun it's light in a
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way I think I told you it's light and not light at the same time like it's
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very violent but light if that makes sense look one thing that's starting to
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scare me cuz Apple while they are a terrible streaming they don't have a lot
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that we want the stuff that they do have is really good super high
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quality like yeah um but I've read an article recently that Foundation they're
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going to slow down their spending because they're okay it's been spending
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a lot of money like TW so evidently Severance cost $20 million an episode
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where is this money going I if season I read this too if season two isn't very
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different than season one like one set mate it's got a lot of computers from
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the 80s so yeah someone's but even I don't know 20
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million an episode that's a huge Stars I mean they're
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walking yeah yeah but yeah but he's not in season two or
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maybe not who knows I've done tooro he's he's famous he's famous but I don't
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think he's a billionaire but yeah Apple's been spending all this
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excellent in Transformers but I don't think they're getting the return on the
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investment because I you forget apple is there more than any other streaming
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service I have to imagine apple is what what people do apparently these are
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these are like there a uh probably going to be number one for streaming companies
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the people who sign up watch a thing cancel I think because Apple stuff is
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very high quality but there's not a lot of it they would suffer from that the
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most because you'd get people pay 10 bucks watch everything you know like Ted
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lasso people love that comes out people will sign up pay 10 bucks watch it all
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cancel now you can leverage that well and KO do that remarkably the sports
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streamer here in Australia it is the most expensive it's $25 a month for
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single screen you want two screens you pay again MH but they know you don't
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watch every sport year round they know you likely have one sport you just watch
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a season of and they will they will say cancel anytime no problem but we will we
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will we know you'll be back next year at this exact time and we'll start to just
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send you a couple of emails being like vroom vroom coming soon but I think with
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something like K though there's you may sign up for just for that but then there
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is a ton of other stuff on it because you'll be like what else do I like yeah
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but with Apple TV you go and you watch the sance and so stuff and then you go
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what else is here and there's not a lot no I imagine that most people that have
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Apple TV have it for the hardware right sure and then the the the channel is
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just a a bonus but you no you have to pay for it still I still have to pay for
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it if I want it like I do have an Apple TV I have an Apple TV upstairs living
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room and then at the treadmill just cuz it's so much better than any other
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[ __ ] device for for for it but I still have to subscribe but
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yeah so my theories is that maybe the quality is not going to continue for
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future things I think the current stuff that they filmed is good but I think
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they get the free check Coast is another one on Apple that was very good oh yeah
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didn't they do or aren't they doing the Brad Pit F1 movie isn't that Apple oh
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maybe am I wrong about that Apple streamers still haven't found out
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the exact right way to make money though because Apple original film mhm oh there
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you go I'll be watching that but probably not on Apple TV but
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the streaming that I think they're still try because you know that Amazon have
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just introduced ads oh here used to not have any ads I actually as soon as I saw
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that I went here's more money I've been watching I went I went well I'm I'm
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sailing the seed for the rest of the boys so the boys has ads at the
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beginning and that's it which is nice Reacher I've just been putting up with
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it cuz like I said I'm on the treadmill so it doesn't really matter cuz I'm not
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like El to be at that when I'm doing that but it's got ads at three points in the [ __ ]
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show and it's been so long since I've had to put up with that like it's like
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30 seconds like three I I can't do it I came up once first d i just no here's
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money go away it did make me the other day though if I'm not getting free stuff
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with no ads uh I'm not going to be doing their Prime day delivery now I'm going
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to order it and I w't hear the next [ __ ] day cuz they they do this thing
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where you know [ __ ] me nomin Prime day so by default everything comes on a
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Monday it's like no no no tomorrow that's what I'm paying you for when I
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want it yeah yeah but that's you've got
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to because like if if people tuned into Channel 10 only because I don't know the
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Simpsons was on that's a bad example because it's on all the time but you
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know literally all the time and then stopped watching it then that would just
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mean ratings went down you know spiked during The Simpsons advertis they could
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charge advertisers more for slots in The Simpsons based on data but you know we
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constantly hear about shows that raided really really well on streaming getting
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cancelled because they didn't have they didn't gain new
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subscribers get subscribers for new shows what I love sometimes I load up
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Netflix and it'll go like made like there's a whole thing like made by
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Netflix and you go canceled canel canel and all canel after one season but their
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nextflix exclusives and it's s like they used to get you to sign up mhm
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and some of them are quite good but I do wonder what the numbers are on
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that is it better for like say Amazon's a good example because they're doing it
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now are they making more money off selling the ads that go on there now and
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if so is it a lot more it could be right could be quite a lot more in theory are the
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different no to me they or are you seeing like the same
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again like just constantly no it's um they're different like I do see the same
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ad a couple times I I don't think I've seen the same ad during an
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episode once you know what I'm saying but the next come on I might see the
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same ad again I think I stre when Fox started doing ads you would just have
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the same three ads on repeat every every break which is just really annoying hey
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you get that on KO because it's just a sort of just shows F and it's just the
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same ad and like 30 seconds of AD go whatever
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show them something and it just makes me get annoyed by the companies not Mak me
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want to buy from them Matt explain this to me podcast ads
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right which which which we've never done uh are they some kind of
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automated thing that something because when I go back and listen to an old
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episode of something and I hear a brand new ad that I've heard on other new
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podcasts I'm taking it back it's interesting right so there's different
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ways you can do it uh yeah that is the way that they do it now generally
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speaking um I don't like those but that's that's that's a very popular way
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to do it so what you do is when you upload your episode to the
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service you I guess ideally beforehand put spots where you're going to have ads
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so that you can so it's like not weird um yeah so it doesn't interupt go in the
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tool and you go all right here put an ad and then they'll just put one and then
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it's it's actually spooky in a way because I literally will get ads for
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stuff around here in Rhode Island oh on
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like that on [ __ ] you know the JFK podcast or whatever and it's like just
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always like still like it's like come down to Providence and it's like hang on
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a minute what the [ __ ] yeah okay better go to Providence yeah it it's just weird to
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hear them targeted whereas podcasts never were it
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was like you know uh [ __ ] Casper mattresses or whatever not Casper
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mattresses prefer [ __ ] Providence
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I have also noticed cuz I I'll binge
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podcasts back to back quite often I'll let them let them stack and then binge and I've
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noticed especially on the rest is history because they always throw to
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their ads so they they they say they're going to an ad and then they expect the
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ad to be put in there so you know where the ad break is but if I've listened to
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three episodes It's almost like I've gotten my ad quter out of way because
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they'll throw an ad and it'll just be a second of silence and come straight back
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to the show after about two episodes so it might be a certain thing is if you if
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the same listener has heard all the ads in succession they're it'll be like um you
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know when you record stuff off TV too like if you download podcast episodes
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and save them somewhere the MP3 file cuz that's all they are you could kind of
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archive you know did you download podcasts at all
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now cuz I I'm like 100% streaming only well you can't stream in uh the new
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version of overcast so I use something else now oh yeah
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actually yeah I use uh I actually have a folder on my computer here uh called
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podcast archives where I Do download them now because I mean that's cool that
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you do that for posterity anyway have a command line tool that I used Dan Allan
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because there have been podcasts that I didn't do that with and then you just
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can't get them anymore yeah yeah Pocket Cast I use now I can't remember I used
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to pay for overcast and now at some point it did something that I didn't
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like and and I switched but I can't even remember the new version is
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um unfinished I being it's still good but it's like missing some features like
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it does just you can't just you can't stream anything anymore you have to
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download them fully before play I don't know if that's a technical limitation or
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if he just decided it's not like you it's a good thing downloads take like
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seconds for a podcast that's not a no but imagine but you're right because
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imagine you taped something off the TV on VHS right and years later you were
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watching it but it was an ad for something that was coming up now you
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know like that's what it feels like when you listen to a podcast an old podcast
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yeah when you're getting fed new ads but say for example Luke if I'm if I'm
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leaving here to drive to Vermont and I'm like oh let's play this and I go to hit
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play and I go to drive and it's like oh no I have to wait for it to download now
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yeah we're waiting seconds not on my not
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on my phone reception here oh really yeah no no no no I don't I got if I'm on
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the Wi-Fi at home of course but oh yeah no I can download like an audio book in
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quickly here well here in the house yes no no about even on my phone just when
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I'm out and about well it's that sweet Australian infrastructure I guess good
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old 5G there not a lot of things we do well
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but yeah you got those 5G chips implanted in you just after yeah I
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got mine yeah away everything maybe that's yeah maybe that's why he took out
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the um yours CU Land of the Free that's right yeah we caught him we caught him
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and we made him take him out me yeah [ __ ]
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idiots got a new candidate for president oh yeah do you want to talk about that
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because it'll be a week from now when anyone hears
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this someone else listening back to last week's show before yesterday and we're
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like [ __ ] someone took a shot at Trump and Biden's freaking out about it
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like that's yeah and then now it's like [ __ ] Biden's like you know what you
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guys don't want me [ __ ] off then yeah but now everyone's like should we vot
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Trump he's quite old and it's like well that that that's it's funny they're
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pissed about it because it is it is funny because they spent so much time
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and money talking about how old Biden was and then now was backfired cuz it's
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like oh [ __ ] Trump's the oldest candidate ever yeah yeah it was Biden now it's trump it
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was yeah how old is Trump 78 I think okay could be I could be wrong
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with that actually he looks pretty good for a 78 I say that but yeah no he
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probably would be 70 must he been kicking around for [ __ ] ever yeah 78
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and it's our agent home alone too and then not it moves so fast though because
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then Biden was like you know what I've listened and I've heard what you said
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and fine I won't run and and we were like oh [ __ ] and then and I was like
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[ __ ] I'm going to have to learn about who all the potentials could be cuz I
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guess they'll do something to the DNC or that and then all of a sudden it was
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like Biden said oh I nominate or I'd like to back back uh CA Harris and and I
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was like oh we'll see how that goes and then literally everybody who matters
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said yeah we'll back her and although Obama still hasn't technically said he
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backs her he has now I think yeah but the reason why just how fast it moves I
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think I said this in the chat when we're talking about that I think the reason
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why they had to do it they had to show you front cuz if they were mhm sort of
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fighting over here one thing they can do yeah it would have sort of put doubt on
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the votes and then you sort of would have been Trump against multiple
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candidates while that's being sorted out and so it's better to do just it could
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have been a [ __ ] disaster and I I would have put money on it that would
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have been a disaster getting rid of I mean nobody was going to vote for Biden
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other than people who would just die hard didn't want Trump that was the only
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reason you would vote for Biden you wouldn't vote for him because you
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thought he was going to be a good president because I mean yeah either
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that or you know the if you just I mean the policies you know you vote on the
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policies as well like I kind of imagine you know anyone you know kind of what's
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the word um liberal would uh would vote
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Republican no matter who the candidates were so but I but you would never go
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would do it because she thought he's be so good yeah exactly yeah yeah he's
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gonna he's gonna revolutionalize our revolutionalize no he's going to survive
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and yeah [ __ ] please please live for four years disaster he was he may not
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have been like the strong as there but he was good at putting putting the right
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people in the right positions and and I got to say to put aside personal
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ambition and say okay fine I will step
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Trump would you imagine Trump doing that yeah exactly I'll say this about America
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America has uh I mean maybe you're hearing different stuff Matt but has
27:28
impressed shocked and impressed me Harris coming out guns blazing I've not
27:33
heard the black or woman in any conversation about it there has been a
27:38
bit and then uh there I saw some clips and apparently there was like a memo
27:43
that went around at like Fox News that said our demographic is pretty different
27:47
these days and the people that would agree with you using that vernacular are
27:52
going to vote for us anyway we need to not scare away the others so shut the
27:56
[ __ ] up with that stuff yeah yeah right okay that's interesting and good because
28:02
they're listening for the wrong reasons one clip of some host going
28:07
talking about uh I don't I'm going to not worth repeating but it was just
28:11
something about being like a black woman and then and and it was like you see all
28:15
the other hosts were like are we doing that the closest I saw was are we doing
28:20
that the closest I saw was one this morning that says yes she was born in
28:23
America and can be the president because obviously cuz someone's like hard on she
28:28
doesn't look very
28:34
American when do you vote uh November oh it's not until November
28:39
November yeah so there's some time yeah that's pretty
28:43
interesting so I'm now going to learn all about Carmela Harrison to see what
28:48
yeah what's she about seems okay so far she seems pretty so far it's going like
28:53
for the Democrats going remarkably well
28:57
that like huh I'm surprised by how well this is going yeah exactly when when he
29:03
stepped down I was like oh this is going to be a [ __ ] disaster apparently not
29:06
apparently it's going fine so [ __ ] that clip that you sent us Matt of the of
29:13
of Obama announcing the death of Osama bin Laden contrasted with I couldn't
29:19
even tell who he was talking about Trump talking the head of Isis I can't I can't
29:26
yeah don't I'm going to mispronounce it if I try say it but yeah it was the two
29:29
pretty sure he did as well yeah yeah so
29:34
different yeah amazing all about him very different
29:39
people all right let's let's move away from politics yes
29:44
um let's uh I I read this week George lasenby is retiring from acting he's
29:51
retiring full stop cuz cuz I haven't seen him do a lot
29:56
of acting recently yeah cuz I I read the headline and I was like okay uh he's
30:02
he's just retiring from work because he actually to do anything correct
30:07
apparently he uh he did bond in the article it says that he declined to do
30:12
anymore that's not how I heard it but fine whatever it depends who you ask I
30:16
think we will never know the truth yeah I heard that he was too it for himself
30:21
and wasn't invited back yeah it was too cool wouldn't get a haircut wouldn't
30:24
dress up at events wouldn't do what the [ __ ] the studio wanted and they said
30:28
he's got to go yeah grew a big hippie beard straight after and did all the
30:32
interviews with that and they said no you're supposed to be James Bond and he
30:34
was like [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah yeah in that exact voice probably the one Australian
30:41
bond that we had so he's retired and then apparently
30:45
after after acting in in bond and some other stuff he went into real
30:50
estate and he's been doing that plus he does conventions and stuff and some
30:54
other he's done odd acting things here and there as in personal real estate or
30:59
like he was an agent because if I went to a [ __ ] showing and George la me
31:04
was like buy this [ __ ] house son I'd
31:06
be like okay sure it says he began his career as a model and only acted in
31:12
commercials when he was cast to replace Sean connory he declined subsequent films
31:19
uh he moved on into business and invested in real estate right and so
31:25
what he's he's announced this week here this hasn't been easy to ision but it's
31:28
time to announce my retirement from work therefore I won't be doing any more
31:32
acting or making public appearances doing any interviews or signing any
31:36
autographs or anything as of today so I think that's why so he's like 84 I think
31:41
he just wants to just he's made his money he just wants
31:45
to me alone now but also don't forget that earlier this year he made an
31:50
appearance at a screening of On Her Majesty's Secret Service and was asked
31:55
to do a talk afterwards and went up and was just like can somebody please
31:59
explain this transsexual craze that's going on at the moment and and and it
32:06
was like he her them I don't know what to call anyone now and everyone was like
32:12
what the [ __ ] and then people and people and they're like ah could you just talk
32:15
about James Bond and then apparently he was like yeah anyway while I was
32:18
shooting James Bond I had a threesim with two of the women in the cast and
32:22
then and they're like shut it down shut it down all right
32:28
maybe I think his management has probably said to him maybe just it was
32:32
like the Biden situation they were like I need you to step down mate Biden had
32:38
been like you know I had a thre two women in over
32:42
office but the Riverwind Stan Lee was getting to the end of his sort of life I
32:48
like they should have let him I would I wanted him toti because it just felt
32:52
like they were Wheeling him out to make more money whereas literally Wheeling
32:56
him out to make that that story reminds me of the opposite of Carrie Fisher when
33:00
we saw Carrie Fisher and she was up on stage going I [ __ ] him and I [ __ ]
33:04
him and I [ __ ] him and every was like yeah more more more who else did you
33:10
[ __ ] were you high I was always high and I was always [ __ ] everybody yeah I
33:17
don't know who my kids dads are she was [ __ ] she was hilarious
33:22
excellent she's great and also um Shatner is also good
33:28
too going do another movie let me tell you why I love
33:33
horses he's funny in it I I like it yeah cuz he's just heard everything he
33:37
doesn't [ __ ] what you are he doesn't yeah he doesn't care what your question
33:40
is he's going to talk about whatever comes to mind tell story yeah you know
33:44
surprised prompts than questions yes but you know who surprised me who's still
33:50
who's still acting that should retire as well Christopher
33:54
Lloyd remember when we went to see him at shocked me
33:59
years ago and he didn't know where he was it cly seemed that way yeah he was
34:06
remember when he was talking about his role on Star Wars as if he had played
34:09
Captain Kirk yeah he said he was in honor to play Captain Kirk and then
34:13
everyone was like what I was like yeah he doesn't that was odd yeah but yeah
34:19
he's still kicking on but yeah maybe I think it's time for him to sit back but
34:23
no he's still acting when he's acting he's sort of good in what he's not
34:26
terrible in what he's doing doing but is it a case of what they're doing with um
34:31
what's his name Die Hard Bruce Willis where they're basically taking the
34:34
scripts to people to read your lines because you don't know where you are
34:37
update on that you know he's non-verbal now Bruce Willis oh God he can't he
34:41
can't speak that happens so quickly who
34:45
yeah that's insane but man like we made
34:49
so many jokes about that run of bad movies that he had yes without knowing
34:56
he was just like save as much money [ __ ] family as we were like why is he
35:00
doing this he doesn't need to do this he did need to do it apparent
35:04
absolutely can't even remember his lines he's got an earpiece and somebody's
35:07
reading his lies he's mentally deficient his brain is melting literally yeah yeah
35:13
yeah terrible very sad because actually we thought he oh he's lazy he can't be
35:19
bothered learning the lines that was the worst thing no it's not that yeah awful
35:25
because actually it's it's it's easy to forget how much you like Bruce Willis as
35:31
an actor because he did get a bit to Hollywood and he got back die hard is's
35:36
[ __ ] Charming he's great and what's the what's the show any of those moonl
35:41
yeah that's right [ __ ] great still great when you watch it Austin Wells is
35:45
on an episode of moonlight yeah like when they're making those move towards
35:49
end what was like $4 million budgets like a quarter went to him and he was
35:53
just like banking a check just to try and make as much as he could just to cuz he's
35:58
got all on one day there was one that I was watching where he's hiding behind a
36:04
tree watching the action and he just comments on it and it's clearly a tree
36:07
in a complete it's not in a forest it's clearly just the tree outside his house
36:11
or whatever it's just comped in with an action movie there was an anecdote I
36:14
think we talked about it on the podcast there was an anecdote that from somebody
36:18
I don't even know where I heard this that somebody had been on set from one
36:21
of those and they were like Bruce Willis was like get a mate what are you doing
36:26
well not get a mate cuz he's not australi but he's like what are you
36:28
doing and the guy like what I'm the grip he's like what do you mean what's all
36:31
this what are the cameras and stuff and he was like I'm making a movie and he's
36:35
like oh so yeah oh who's in it you are [ __ ] hell you're one of the biggest
36:41
movie stars in the world mate we're all laughing about it like oh what's he on
36:45
but like yeah no
36:50
um now it's gone yeah don't worry yeah really sad I I can't remember why we
36:56
were even talking about this but L and be re and we're just going through
37:02
and talking about all the other actors who we think should have retired and re
37:05
that's right oh you know who should retire from public appearances and and
37:08
and I love this man so I'm not being funny but is um Tim Curry he he needs to
37:13
go home oh he literally cry the photos
37:18
anytime people show photos oh I met Tim Curry Tim Curry doesn't know you were
37:22
there he doesn't know where he is this is the Stanley thing all over again him
37:28
back home put a blanket on him bring him
37:31
a cup of tea Stanley spoke to me right and and and even I felt bad but like
37:38
Yeah Tim Curry you're painted yourself green yeah exactly yeah yeah why are
37:43
they doing this to Tim Curry yeah like although you guys probably you still
37:48
haven't watched the Val Kilmer documentary guys no it's should
37:51
documentary of the [ __ ] year it is so good but he still does conventions he's
37:57
like because he was like I didn't do this
38:02
when ious I was too good for it and now that I'm an old man and I'm very sick I
38:08
realize that actually without the people that go to these conventions and stuff I
38:12
was nothing these are the people who made me famous by loving me and he's
38:16
like so people still come they want to they don't care that I'm old and that I
38:20
don't look good they just want to meet me and tell me that they [ __ ] love
38:24
Doc Holiday and do you remember that you know the captains documentary about
38:30
the Star Trek captains and they were talking about William shanton was
38:33
talking about how hated conventions because he was a serious actor and
38:37
people would come up to him at these conventions and call him Captain Kirk
38:40
and he's like I'm not [ __ ] Captain Kirk I'm William Shatner I'm a serious
38:43
actor and then and like for for years and years he wouldn't do them he hated
38:46
them and he was always a prick and then uh apparently Patrick Stewart yeah who
38:51
is a very serious actor like he's a and and he Bic said to him he go isn't it
38:56
wonderful that that you've done something so iconic and so so wonderful
39:02
that these people associate you with this art that you've created and he said
39:05
it just like flicked a switch in his head and now he loves
39:10
it and they it's like yeah we were yeah
39:15
but even like I there's people from Buffy that are
39:20
like not big I'm not even talking about Nicholas Brandon and stuff like what's
39:23
the guy from Angel who plays the Green faed Karaoke sing he died fure [ __ ] has
39:30
he I don't know that I knew that but he did for years right and I remember
39:35
thinking at one point like oh come on no one's gone to a con to see
39:39
you but actually like if you get on one thing and it's nerdy enough and your
39:45
character was likable you can ride that forever if you know how there are people
39:51
at rhod Island Comic Con I'm not going to name anybody because I'm not sure I
39:55
remember their names but they're local actors who have been extras in
39:59
television shows and have a booth where it says like yeah again I'm not gonna
40:03
name the show just in case sure but you're like I've been in these shows
40:05
I've been in these shows standing behind actors that you would recognize yeah
40:11
yeah fair enough why not cash in a little bit I bet that little that little
40:16
guy from uh furiosa is going to be doing some cons I would if I was him [ __ ] yeah
40:21
recognizable I'd be like yeah that's me out there I um this is a slight tangent
40:26
but it just popped in my head talking about cons and stuff like that cuz Simon
40:29
tangents is what we do that's right oh yeah Simon Peg Simon Peg was on Katie
40:34
sackhoff's podcast last week oh [ __ ] you should listen to that it's very good he
40:38
told this story about how they're talking about how they keep in touch
40:41
with with people from the various things they're on and these days apparently
40:45
they have WhatsApp groups for like a show you worked on or a movie you were
40:49
in and they all chat and stuff and keep up and they said it's really nice
40:51
compared to the old days and then Simon Peg told this story about how when they
40:56
were doing the Third Star Trek movie there was some I forget the name of it
41:00
social media app where you would just send like videos and [ __ ] to each other
41:04
and it was all you know like Snapchat where you put your phone number in and
41:07
it it that's how it links you up and all that kind of stuff so they're filming
41:11
this movie The Star Trek what it was it uh the third one whatever it was and
41:16
they're sending each other stupid [ __ ] Snapchat videos or whatever in
41:19
costume on set goofing around like except being very inappropriate at times
41:24
sending videos to each other all kind of stuff everybody's joining in except they
41:27
know it's like Carl never sends any Carl Urban oh yeah yeah and then so one day
41:31
he sends a message on the app to Carl and he goes Carl mate get the [ __ ] in on
41:35
this and they get this message back saying I'm not Carl and
41:41
then like what and then so he goes and talks to Carlo and and he goes That's
41:45
Not my phone number phone number yeah he that's that's the that's the phone
41:49
number I had for a brief time in LA um I've got my kiwi phone number now and
41:55
and and then says he said he got called everybody together and and he's like
41:58
we've signed ndas we're in costume oh wow sending [ __ ] messages to some
42:04
random person so they tracked him down the studio tracked him down and he was
42:08
like a landscape Gardener who just got Carl Urban's old phone
42:14
number amazing and they gave a bunch of gifts and stuff like that and said please
42:20
don't tell anybody that you saw it also like he didn't really care like he
42:24
didn't how cool would it be to know that phone number no just start get you start
42:29
getting [ __ ] video messages from Simon Peg just random at first I was
42:34
like why would he say something I was like I wouldn't I'd be like oh yeah keep
42:37
them coming you you guys uh you know you're sending me this why was I added
42:42
to this group yeah but imagine that Simon Peg would like you to join a group
42:47
called you know at cast of [ __ ] Star Trek and then like it's got Chris Pines
42:52
in there [ __ ] Zoe s they just sending me [ __ ] Snapchats now you've got their
42:58
number yeah yeah I was about to say Tom Hardy but I'm mixing up my Star Trek movies
43:05
now is he in oh he is he's in Nemesis he's in in
43:11
Nemesis that' be cool I found it just talking about things owned by other
43:14
people I I read Errol Flynn's biography recently autobiography right that he and
43:20
who owned I own it now I've of it but um no
43:25
no but he grew up in Hobart Tasmania right and uh yes yeah knew that I think
43:32
I knew kind of off hand that he was Australian but he doesn't Tasmanian I
43:37
would never have thought so yeah but no he just talks about growing up in we've
43:41
got a lovely Tasmanian listener hopefully more than one I [ __ ] love
43:45
home I love heartbeat it's my favorite
43:49
place um but so I was just looking at we were down there last year I was looking
43:54
at houses there there not that we're going to move there I just wanted to know what it
43:58
cost way less than Sydney if anyone's wondering um from what I pay for this
44:04
place you could get a waterfront mansion in Hope but uh it suddenly occurred to
44:10
me I'm like cuz he lived in a bunch of places I'm like you could own a house
44:14
that Errol Flynn owned like his parents owned you know Errol Flynn lived in and
44:18
like you wouldn't even know necessarily so I like tried to find out like live if
44:24
those houses are known and they are um so that' be cool imagine being like yeah
44:29
this is this house was Erol fln's house that's like I watched there was an old
44:32
uh it the mark gtis uh series about horror movies might have been um got
44:37
some Mark Gus news have you [ __ ] off that's a coincidence um but uh Peter
44:44
Cushing's house is in a little town I forget the name of the town in England
44:48
think kind of southeast of London um and someone lives there he lives in
44:53
Stonehenge didn't know Southwest someone didn't know
44:57
someone owned the house didn't know it was pet Cushing's house there's a little
45:00
Park up there now but just someone owns pet Cushing's old house I guess great
45:05
fascinating Museum around the corner a Peter Cushing Museum around the corner
45:10
not in his house right someone bought it that's so funny yeah but a lot of houses
45:16
like really lean into it this was the house that you know [ __ ] William
45:21
Shakespeare lived in or even sure you know we we know where all Lovecraft
45:25
every house he lived in one of them a Starbucks has a PL on one of them
45:30
Starbucks it yeah and where they hanged those witches is now Walgreens but uh that's
45:37
true I love that uh [ __ ] where was I going with
45:43
this oh yeah I hate James Corbin I [ __ ] James Corbin but there's one
45:48
episode that he goes back to Liverpool with
45:54
um never remember anyone's names a non ctis with a beetle not John Paul
45:59
McCartney Oh and Paul McCartney Just knocks on a house and he's like hi I
46:03
used to live here do you mind if I come and look around and the person's like um
46:07
sure come in James Corbin and whoever you
46:13
are no the mark gtis news that I uh have have you guys seen a show called inside
46:20
number nine inside number ABC no I may have heard of this is he
46:26
the prime minister in it no uh so actually I
46:29
hav Seasons there's nine SE no no no no
46:33
it's not that Steve pton is it he writes
46:36
it so it's the guys pimpton gtis and the
46:42
other guy from League of gentlemen League of Extraordinary Gentlemen oh
46:46
sure this is a horror Anthology not sketches like their other shows every
46:51
episode is self-contained goes for half an hour comedy horror sometimes more comedy
46:57
sometimes more horror sometimes extremely good sometimes just okay but
47:03
there's season after season the first one I watched was the Christmas special
47:08
and it was like somebody watched an episode of uh GTH marangi and said oh
47:14
this would be funnier if it took itself deadly [ __ ] serious right what
47:20
and it it's so good not all of them are
47:24
as good as each other but there was one where it set you know the game sardines
47:30
where you it's like hideand-seek but if you find someone you've got to hide with
47:33
them so you end up with a whole [ __ ] bunch of people hiding together so it's
47:37
a game of that in this like Posh old
47:41
timey Mansion um with a bunch of PE everyone in it is someone from another
47:47
British comedy but it's there just something a bit off weird kind of
47:51
secrets in the butd but the script is so tight it's some of the best written
47:55
comedy I've ever I've ever seen I I think you both really like it luk
47:59
because you love British comedy M you love horror like it's just straight down the
48:04
middle get through oh sure that's not what it not what I thought I don't know
48:10
for some reason I saw this when when it was in here earlier when we logged on
48:14
and for some reason I was like oh it's thing about someone who lives next door
48:17
to the Prime Minister but clearly that would be if that doesn't exist that
48:21
would be very funny that's what I that's that's a great opportunity and I don't
48:25
that [ __ ] down where I've come up with that like is there a show that's about
48:28
that is that where I've come up with that I know anyway whatever but here's
48:33
something for you Dan um evidently they're turning it into a West End stage
48:37
play that will premere next year okay there you go got to get myself to
48:42
London I when I was going to London and I didn't go because of Co had London
48:48
news and I was going to go and see uh the a stage version of upstart crow
48:54
which I didn't even like the show of wanted to see David Mitchell wait David
48:59
Mitchell in it yes full cast of Jesus Christ that would it was it's his worst
49:05
show yeah I don't care and I like Shakespeare but I just couldn't yeah
49:10
terrible I guess if I had the choice of that or just seeing a filming of who liy
49:14
oh no uh would I lie to you I probably go would I lie to you that would be
49:18
pretty good to see true oh I never thought of that I wonder if you could do
49:22
that surely you they do film them in front of audiences right I want to see
49:27
of 10 cat do countdown I want to do a Qi you know what I watched I don't know
49:32
why YouTube recommended this to me I was think I must have watched something with
49:34
Jimmy car I did I watched the podcast with Jimmy car I watch hates of Jimmy
49:38
car and it was the episode of uh I don't know if it was eight cats or if it was
49:43
one of the other shows but it was it was just after his tax stuff had broken no
49:47
yeah and it's so good because he just has to sit there while all these
49:53
comedians rip him to shreds and it's so funny and they still bring it up to this
49:59
day because yeah it's so funny because there's like a story about like you know
50:03
nurses and stuff not you know not getting paid enough all that kind of
50:05
stuff and it's and it's like tax yeah you know what they you
50:10
know what pays their wages don't you Jimmy very
50:17
funny he didn't own that whole tax was good on him for sucking it up it wasn't
50:23
seems like it was an honest mistake he said yeah his account called him and
50:27
said do you want to pay less tax and he said yes yes of course and count did it
50:32
and then it came out and he went oh I'm doing something terrible people assume he knew the
50:38
specifics which if he wasn't famous and it didn't come out in the news that he
50:42
was doing it he would have just kept doing it I'm positive of that well he
50:45
potentially wouldn't have known right because he's paying somebody to do I
50:48
mean give him the benefit of the doubt maybe maybe he just didn't know I had an
50:52
accountant that was just like do you want to pay less tax I'm like yeah do I
50:55
need receipts he's like mate I got re seats don't worry don't you worry your
50:58
head about that right here mate yeah he was like that and uh and then one day he
51:05
just stopped answering my calls and he wasn't he wasn't working at The Firm
51:08
anymore but man he saved me a lot of money on Tax for a couple years in a
51:12
row um Jimmy Carr is great because he doesn't care about being canceled he's
51:16
like [ __ ] try and cancel me like I'll tell offensive jokes they're offensive
51:21
they're meant to be he said in this interview he said that he thought he he
51:27
said honestly when the when the tax thing came out he was like this is it
51:30
I'm [ __ ] that might be it and then he said jokes about the Holocaust yeah no
51:36
that's that's and he said some people he was he said it was very educational in a
51:40
way because some people that he was very close with like abandoned him over it and he
51:47
said it was just so interesting just just to learn about people in a way [ __ ]
51:52
he's gotten in good shape he is like so skinny now he always uh no he got a bit
51:57
chunky didn't he no he got very he got very chunky for a while then he spent a
52:02
lot of money on not being making himself look that way yeah right he's had a lot
52:08
of work done but he jokes about it like he's completely o Open about it
52:15
and he's open about [ __ ] everything and I think that's why why it works he
52:20
doesn't shy away from anything he just owns it yeah yeah yeah you can't call
52:24
him on it CU he's not ashamed of anything it I did see the other day I had to
52:29
click on it because I was just one of the little recommended YouTubes was um
52:32
Jimmy car's most offensive joke and I'm like I like to hear what his most
52:35
offensive joke is and he was on some show and they're like what was what's
52:38
your most offensive joke and he's like okay here's my most offensive joke if
52:42
only there were more mosquito Nets in Africa we could save millions of
52:46
mosquitoes from dying needlessly of
52:48
[Laughter]
52:53
AIDS look speaking of call on it he [ __ ] London what's that video about uh
53:00
he makes a joke and it's Anthony Kus yelling at him in the crowd I don't
53:03
remember the specific there's a Jimmy car video it's a clip where you can see
53:07
he makes a joke about a musician and somebody starts telling him to shut the
53:12
[ __ ] up in the crowd and he rips into him and it turns out it's Anthony Kus
53:16
from the Chili Peppers is like in a shouting match with Jimmy Carr at a show
53:21
wow yeah I don't remember the specifics but look it up I want to look that up
53:26
did you see the footage of Seinfield getting heckled in Sydney I heard
53:32
recordings of it on a podcast and I heard about it yeah I watched it yeah he
53:36
he handled it pretty well because I mean he's Jewish yes and the closest he's
53:42
come to ever being political is somebody once asked him if he thinks Israel has
53:46
the right to exist and he said yes I think they do um and okay he not said
53:52
anything at all I just assumed he must have said something very very little and
53:57
uh and and that's why when these people got up to protest Palestine he was like
54:02
I I understand what you're doing but honestly it's got nothing to do with me
54:07
he's like this is like he's like he's like I hear you got some social problems
54:10
with your indigenous people here that's like me doing a a gig [ __ ] up in
54:15
Montreal and and making a protest about that like you're talking to the wrong
54:19
people like no one no one here can do anything about it you know yeah I heard
54:25
he handled all right it did kind of it it basically did ruin the show show it
54:31
threw him off yeah the mood was just very yeah it's not not nice like Jimmy
54:37
car who begs people to Heckle him so that he can say you my comeback we'll
54:41
scrape it off your mom's throat yeah but yeah like I think it's it's a bit
54:46
different to a normal Heckle because it's not a it's completely putting you
54:51
off on purpose not even about him to be honest yeah so that's what he was like
54:55
he's like I've got nothing to do with this just every Jewish person now is
54:58
responsible for this are they yeah rough
55:03
it is rough yeah let's talk about something fun remember when he was in
55:08
his 40s and he had that 17year old girlfriend that was funny that was funny
55:12
that you can make fun of him for heck of about that yeah um speaking of London
55:16
Fallout London is out it is a mod oh for
55:21
uh full only PC only yeah I would assume so it's got to be two big you got to pay
55:27
for it from Gog do you that's interesting no I do have a PC
55:33
but I don't think it's going to run this quietly so it's a mod for full out 4
55:38
apparently it's uh you know it's independent not even see this I guess
55:41
it's interesting that they've been allowed to do this but it's been um made
55:46
independently and it is a DLC sized
55:50
Fallout 4 mod made I'm looking at it now by people home extremely cool yeah it
55:55
does a good thing it's it's Bethesda is good with stuff like this and mods
56:01
always yeah but you got to pay for it that's that's a kind of a
56:06
sometimes there's the mod storefront so Bethesda getting a cut this Bethesda is a
56:12
cut like you know Lucas film was always okay with you doing Star Wars films but
56:16
if you tried to do something commercial they'd say no yeah that's right yeah
56:20
that's why there is like the mods there you can buy mods even on the Xbox you
56:23
can go buy mods and you have to pay for them and stuff but there is getting a
56:27
cut of that and good with that it's a shame this is just a PC mod because this
56:31
does I would I would like to play this I yeah I think it's there were rumors for
56:36
years that there was going to be an English Fallout and so people got stick
56:40
of waiting and just made it yeah yeah I assume this is just too big in scale to
56:46
do on you know like you've got to modify more things than you can do on the Xbox
56:51
I guess um probably I don't I think it is possible to come at some point oh is
56:57
possible to come I promise you at some point but yeah you got a small team
57:03
working on it they're just going to work on what they know I don't need a small
57:08
teammate hold on hold on hear him out I want to hear I want to hear about this
57:12
what this small team does but it's a small team working on it
57:16
they managed to get this this far and I'm sure with a bit more Health we can
57:22
get it to everyone yeah yeah no I would love to play this but I
57:29
don't have anything to play Fallout 4 on that's not my Xbox so I do hopefully hopefully it
57:34
will I you're not going to get any achievements from this don't get
57:38
achievements so it's a the achievement you will receive is join playing the
57:43
game I know but but they do say on here um if you're no pleasure from that
57:48
anymore Dan so at the moment you will need to buy the game from either Gog or
57:53
steam in order to play the mod I'm play the game by PC copy or from the epic
57:58
game store you can't so there's something they do it and then or Xbox or
58:04
PlayStation consoles but um that won't be on release but look to the Future it
58:09
may be coming I'm excited about that so imagine steam I bought something on
58:14
Steam this week $6 that was well worth every one of those
58:19
$6 it's called tachon dreams I don't know if I'm saying that right tachon the
58:24
faster than light particle wait te I've heard of
58:28
this world it is made like a Sierra
58:33
game and uh it looks like kings Quest police Quest you know the prev VJ
58:39
versions except it's science fiction so it's more like space Quest I guess you
58:43
are the Lone Survivor on a spaceship mhm you are the
58:48
dishwasher and you're the best they've got and um best diser very space you're
58:55
theor EX correct yeah so it's direct ripoff of that you're you you're speaking so
59:00
basically the AI of the ship has said everyone else has gone you're all that's
59:05
left um you you have to basically save save the future and so you can travel
59:11
back in time 3 million years or forward in time 80 years and uh you can get
59:17
things from the past take them to the Future and things like that so was a
59:19
little bit like um day the techical as well like that I don't think it's a huge
59:24
game I think it's I mean $6 it can't be that big right but it is fun as [ __ ]
59:29
it's very fun and it feels just like you got to text commands and everything like
59:34
is this run on Mac I would play this PC
59:39
sorry well I can this would probably run in
59:44
oh yeah I have Parallels for that kind of stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah if you can
59:48
boot into Windows you definitely be able to play that's how I played um dreams in
59:52
the witch house oh [ __ ] that was good that was keep thinking of playing that
59:57
again too I'd love to play that again oh this looks good cuz I I ruined
1:00:01
everything when I played that by the end yeah no no my first play through was
1:00:05
terrible I didn't even know so dreams and the witch hatch is a point and click
1:00:09
adventure game um you know like uh I guess in the more in the uh I guess it's
1:00:15
more of a later Lucas art style but it's a love crafty in and there's way more
1:00:19
going on and like for example you have to go to class and I didn't realize when
1:00:23
you go to class mechanic was over my head for ages yeah
1:00:28
yeah listen cuz you have to then go to exams
1:00:33
exams physically take notes or on your computer take notes you the human not
1:00:38
you the you have to take notes about what is what they're put what the
1:00:40
teacher saying same thing when you research later on you research about
1:00:43
witches you get led into the like game the game isn't going to remember for you
1:00:48
you have to remember what you have read yes and you have to make notes I didn't
1:00:52
know that first it's not like Monkey Island where if somebody tells you
1:00:55
something that character Rush knows yeah
1:00:58
exactly no you will have to remember it
1:01:02
yourself um I've been playing a game I've been playing Super Mario
1:01:08
Odyssey or as my as my daughter calls it Super Mario morisy Mory yeah from from
1:01:15
The Smiths yeah please please please or the dowser game um oh
1:01:21
yeah so daer yeah yeah yeah dser
1:01:26
that's what I said um so we were playing links Awakening AKA you heard of Waluigi
1:01:32
this is we were playing links Awakening
1:01:35
aka the egg game um and then we had
1:01:40
played Super Mario Odyssey very briefly before that and then just one day she
1:01:45
goes dad I want to play that game with
1:01:49
dowser and I said oh Super Mario Odyssey and she was like sure so so I put it on
1:01:56
we finished the [ __ ] game the other day oh really what yeah and amaz she
1:02:01
loved it so and she's just happy to sit there and watch you play it she plays a
1:02:04
little like I'll give you the controller every now and then she'll does do some
1:02:07
stuff and then she'll go ah you do this bit dad and then like it's great and I
1:02:11
got to say share the controller when we do that so like I tell her she puts her
1:02:14
finger on yellow and I'm like that's jump and when I say jump you jump yeah
1:02:19
no like uh Donkey Kong Country 2 did his Conquest that way oh nice yeah so when
1:02:24
we get to the boss fights and stuff she's like you take this but I got to
1:02:27
say I have not finished a [ __ ] Super Mario game in I don't think I have 30
1:02:34
years 30 years 20 years and it was so nice just to play through a game like
1:02:39
that like honestly and and then now I'm like I want to play more so I'm like s
1:02:45
like let's let's get another one yeah Luigi's Mansion yeah I've got Luigi's
1:02:49
Mansion 2 and three on the switch I've got um I got the Kirby one because she
1:02:56
said she liked Kirby but then we started playing the Kirby one and there was a
1:03:00
bit where you know Kirby eats stuff and turns into it yes yeah there's a bit
1:03:04
where like at the start he eats a car he turns into car and she goes spit that
1:03:06
out I don't like this this is the game and she goes I
1:03:11
don't like it when he eats the things just spit them out yeah so and then so I
1:03:17
was just walking around and I was like okay we have to eat the things she goes
1:03:19
no I don't like it when he eats things is she is she okay when um Yoshi
1:03:24
eats things in Mario we um we talked about Yoshi so he's not in Super Mario
1:03:30
Odyssey yet he's around we haven't found him yet so we finished the game but you
1:03:34
go back and you can still do more and we never found him not like Super Mario
1:03:37
World where it's like hi but she loves dinosaurs so I said oh Yoshi Yoshi's a
1:03:41
dinosaur and she was like well let's get him
1:03:45
then let you ride him so I'm going to on the switch if you have the online
1:03:52
subscription you get the you know the old N64 games and the games and they're
1:03:56
all in there I got that just for Golden Eye okay yeah so I'm going to go uh the
1:04:02
apparently the N64 Yosi game is good oh
1:04:06
okay cool but yeah
1:04:10
anyway Mario Kart with Harper recently because we go to this little indoor
1:04:15
playground thing at the mall near us it's pretty cool but they they had this
1:04:19
little I don't know something they they do it up all the time they bring in new
1:04:23
things and they've brought in this Mario Kart 4 player arcade thing and uh it's
1:04:29
fun as [ __ ] and right so we we fing played that for we went out to when we
1:04:34
were in Australia we took lra to uh we went out to roads I think it's roads you
1:04:39
know where we looked for apartments Dan is that roads that that area yeah okay
1:04:44
there has a thing yeah the the place the place place she talks about that place
1:04:51
all the time she's like oh we went to Ikea last week and H the this is where
1:04:56
my favorite place is yeah yeah that's so funny we Harper was in the car park
1:05:03
outside ouria and she's like I've been here before and I'm like yeah you have
1:05:06
and she's like this is my favorite place I'm like we're not going there today
1:05:11
yeah anytime she sees photos on the the photo frame of Sydney she goes I want to
1:05:16
go to Sydney I want to go to the ball Place ball place was it just a big ball
1:05:20
pit or something Orit with slides and yeah and like you know like can can
1:05:27
I yeah well if you had a kid yeah I mean you could go watch my kid in there I
1:05:33
guess if we come back I don't want to watch the kids I just want watch my kid
1:05:37
too and Matt and I could go for a drink and you can just they sell coffee there it's not
1:05:43
great though they do no and if actually you get a free one if you um oh that's
1:05:47
true like because you buy the you you got to pay to get yourself in as well
1:05:51
yeah which is a bit cheeky but they honestly it was pretty good yeah
1:05:56
um we're probably at the end of this show already uh we've come to the end
1:06:01
but listeners the journey isn't over um if if you've got the
1:06:07
green not a lot of it
1:06:12
garia there's this one episode of inside number nine I watched last night where
1:06:18
um he makes friends with this homeless man who was outside his house so the
1:06:21
homeless man kind of like guilts him into letting him inside but the the
1:06:25
premise is that he slowly becomes like the homeless man as they go along but in
1:06:29
the first scene he's like oh I guess you can come in and he's like you want me to
1:06:32
take my shoes off he's like yeah if you wouldn't mind and he takes his shoe off
1:06:35
and his foot's just like P coming out his toenails and stuff he's like
1:06:39
actually [ __ ] it put your shoes back on oh
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1:07:42
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