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Fast Five Shorts | A Waymo Win Lightning Round · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:00
  What's
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  one
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  thing
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  that
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  the
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  lack
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  of
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  driver
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  improved
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  about
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  your
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  journey
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  and
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  one
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  thing
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  you
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  miss
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  about
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  having
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  a
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  driver
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  behind
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  the
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  wheel?
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  Oh,
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  and
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  I
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  miss
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  nothing.
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  I
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  love
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  not
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  having
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  to
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  drive
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  behind
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  the
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  wheel.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh,
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  my
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  God,
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  it
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  was
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  so.
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  I
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  mean,
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  God,
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  you.
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  Many
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  times
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  we've
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  gotten
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  into
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  Ubers,
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  and
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  we
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  have,
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  like,
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  disgusting
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  old
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  McDonald's
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  bags
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  in
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  the
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  front
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  seat,
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  and
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  the
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  guy
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  smells
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  like.
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  Like,
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  you
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  just
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  smoked,
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  like,
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  16
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  joints,
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  you
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  know,
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  as
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  well.
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  Like,
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  that's
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  just
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  not
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  there
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  anymore.
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  I
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  love
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  it,
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  and
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  I
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  have
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  the
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  confidence
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  that
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  the
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  machine
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  knows
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  how
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  to
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  drive
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  better
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  than
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  the
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  person
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  does,
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  actually,
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  so
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  I
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  think
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  I'm
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  hooked.
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  Waymo
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  is
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  the
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  future.
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  And
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  you
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  also
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  don't
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  have
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  to
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  tip,
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  which
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  is
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  just
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  amazing
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  as
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  well.
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  So,
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  you
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  know,
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  you
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  don't
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  have
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  to
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  give
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  a
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  rating
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  on
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  it
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  either.
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  You
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  know,
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  it's
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  just.
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  It's
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  great.
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  All
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  right,
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  three
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  stars,
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  Waymo.
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  Three
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  stars.
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  Yeah.
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  I
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  mean,
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  my
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  brother,
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  my
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  wife,
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  everybody,
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  we
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  all
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  just
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  absolutely
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  loved
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  it.
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  It
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  was
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  such
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  a
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  fun
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  experience,
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  and
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  we
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  tried
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  to
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  do
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  it
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  as
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  much
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  as
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  we
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  could.
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  All
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  right,
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  number
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  two,
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  Hugh
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  Jackman
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  and
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  Sutton
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  Foster
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  recently
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  stepped
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  out
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  hand
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  in
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  hand
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  for
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  a
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  dinner
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  date
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  in
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  L.
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  A.
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  And
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  if
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  you
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  could
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  date
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  one
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  of
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  the
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  X
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  Men,
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  which
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  X
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  Men
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  would
• 1:03
  it
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  be?
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  Let
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  me
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  just
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  Google.
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  Who
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  are
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  X
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  Men?
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  Quick.
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  I.
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  I
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  don't
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  even
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  know.
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  I
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  think
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  the
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  people
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  that
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  come
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  to
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  mind
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  for
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  me
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  are,
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  like,
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  Mike,
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  Mark
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  Ruffalo
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  and
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  Paul
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  Rudd.
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  But
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  they're
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  not
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  X
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  Men.
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  Right
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  there.
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  No,
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  they're
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  not.
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  They're
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  technically
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  not
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  X
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  Men.
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  And
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  I
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  wasn't
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  actually
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  going
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  for
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  the
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  actor.
• 1:21
  I
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  was
• 1:21
  actually
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  going
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  for
• 1:22
  the.
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  The
• 1:23
  comic
• 1:24
  book
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  character.
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  Like,
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  would
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  you
• 1:25
  date
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  Wolverine?
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  Would
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  you
• 1:27
  date
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  Cyclops?
• 1:28
  Would
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  you
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  date.
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  I
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  don't
• 1:30
  know
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  who
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  they
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  are,
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  Chris.
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  I
• 1:31
  don't
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  even
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  know
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  any
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  of
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  these
• 1:33
  people.
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  Like,
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  I
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  know
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  that,
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  you
• 1:35
  know.
• 1:35
  Like,
• 1:35
  I
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  know
• 1:36
  Mark
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  Ruffalo
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  played
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  the
• 1:37
  Hulk.
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  Like,
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  I
• 1:38
  guess
• 1:38
  him,
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  but
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  he's
• 1:39
  not
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  even.
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  Oh,
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  God,
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  I
• 1:41
  don't
• 1:41
  know.
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  Yeah,
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  no,
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  you're
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  fine.
• 1:42
  You're
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  fine.
• 1:43
  Hulk
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  is
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  sitting
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  for
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  my
• 1:44
  personality.
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  I
• 1:45
  think,
• 1:45
  actually,
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  like,
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  now
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  that
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  I.
• 1:47
  Now
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  that
• 1:47
  I'm
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  thinking
• 1:48
  about
• 1:48
  it,
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  like,
• 1:48
  okay,
• 1:49
  yeah,
• 1:49
  the
• 1:49
  Hulk,
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  sure.
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  Just.
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  Powerful
• 1:51
  person.
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  Yeah.
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  So
• 1:52
  I'm
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  thinking
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  big,
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  bad
• 1:53
  Colossus
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  fits
• 1:54
  your
• 1:54
  personality
• 1:54
  type.
• 1:55
  Who
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  plays
• 1:55
  that?
• 1:56
  Who's
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  Colossus?
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  Nobody.
• 1:57
  It's
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  never
• 1:57
  been
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  a
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  big.
• 1:58
  It's
• 1:58
  never
• 1:58
  been
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  a
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  big
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  feature,
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  but
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  you
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  should
• 2:00
  check
• 2:00
  him
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  out.
• 2:00
  I
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  think
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  he's
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  your
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  type.
• 2:01
  Of
• 2:02
  course,
• 2:02
  he's
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  all
• 2:02
  metal
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  as
• 2:03
  well,
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  so.
• 2:03
  So
• 2:04
  that
• 2:04
  might.
• 2:04
  Might
• 2:05
  provide
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  a
• 2:06
  few
• 2:06
  difficulties
• 2:07
  for
• 2:07
  you.
• 2:07
  But
• 2:07
  I
• 2:07
  think
• 2:08
  when
• 2:08
  he's
• 2:08
  non
• 2:09
  metal
• 2:09
  state.
• 2:09
  I
• 2:09
  think
• 2:10
  you'd
• 2:10
  like
• 2:10
  him
• 2:10
  a
• 2:10
  lot.
• 2:13
  Oh,
• 2:13
  my
• 2:13
  God.
• 2:14
  All
• 2:14
  right,
• 2:14
  Chris
• 2:15
  Target
• 2:15
  just
• 2:15
  launched
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  a
• 2:16
  new
• 2:16
  athleisure
• 2:17
  apparel
• 2:17
  line
• 2:18
  in
• 2:18
  conjunction
• 2:18
  with
• 2:19
  with
• 2:19
  creator
• 2:19
  Cassie
• 2:20
  Ho
• 2:20
  called
• 2:20
  Blog
• 2:21
  a
• 2:21
  Lotties.
• 2:22
  If
• 2:22
  you
• 2:23
  started
• 2:23
  an
• 2:23
  apparel
• 2:23
  line
• 2:24
  when
• 2:24
  you
• 2:24
  started
• 2:24
  writing
• 2:24
  Omnitok
• 2:25
  the
• 2:26
  blog
• 2:26
  back
• 2:26
  in
• 2:26
  2017,
• 2:27
  what
• 2:28
  would
• 2:28
  be
• 2:28
  one
• 2:29
  or
• 2:29
  two
• 2:29
  hero
• 2:30
  products
• 2:30
  you'd
• 2:30
  create?
• 2:31
  Oh,
• 2:32
  my
• 2:32
  God.
• 2:32
  First
• 2:32
  of
• 2:32
  all,
• 2:33
  Blog
• 2:33
  A
• 2:33
  Lottie
• 2:33
  sounds
• 2:34
  like
• 2:34
  something
• 2:34
  I
• 2:34
  would
• 2:34
  100%
• 2:35
  create,
• 2:35
  doesn't
• 2:36
  it?
• 2:36
  Like
• 2:36
  that
• 2:37
  sound
• 2:37
  like
• 2:37
  a
• 2:37
  name
• 2:37
  that.
• 2:37
  I
• 2:38
  thought
• 2:38
  of
• 2:38
  that
• 2:38
  immediately
• 2:39
  when
• 2:39
  I
• 2:39
  saw
• 2:39
  the
• 2:40
  press
• 2:40
  release
• 2:40
  about
• 2:40
  Blogilates.
• 2:41
  I
• 2:41
  was
• 2:41
  like,
• 2:42
  oh,
• 2:42
  God,
• 2:42
  Chris
• 2:42
  is
• 2:43
  loving
• 2:43
  this
• 2:43
  so
• 2:44
  much.
• 2:44
  Right?
• 2:44
  I
• 2:44
  know.
• 2:45
  Yeah,
• 2:45
  I
• 2:45
  know.
• 2:45
  Right?
• 2:45
  And
• 2:46
  who
• 2:46
  knows
• 2:46
  how
• 2:46
  it's
• 2:46
  doing
• 2:46
  too?
• 2:47
  But
• 2:47
  you
• 2:47
  know,
• 2:47
  it
• 2:47
  makes
• 2:47
  me
• 2:48
  curious
• 2:48
  about.
• 2:49
  It's
• 2:50
  like
• 2:50
  sold
• 2:50
  out.
• 2:51
  It's
• 2:51
  crazy.
• 2:51
  Yeah.
• 2:51
  How
• 2:52
  much.
• 2:52
  How
• 2:52
  much
• 2:52
  did
• 2:52
  they
• 2:52
  buy
• 2:53
  to,
• 2:53
  you
• 2:53
  know,
• 2:53
  that
• 2:53
  whole
• 2:54
  thing,
• 2:54
  like,
• 2:54
  you
• 2:54
  know.
• 2:55
  I'm
• 2:55
  sure
• 2:55
  it
• 2:55
  is,
• 2:55
  but
• 2:56
  so
• 2:56
  this
• 2:57
  one
• 2:57
  was
• 2:57
  fun.
• 2:57
  And
• 2:57
  so
• 2:58
  for
• 2:58
  me,
• 2:58
  I
• 2:58
  think
• 2:59
  I
• 3:00
  would.
• 3:00
  I
• 3:00
  would
• 3:00
  debut
• 3:01
  a
• 3:01
  line
• 3:01
  of
• 3:01
  OmniTok
• 3:02
  inspired
• 3:02
  Canadian
• 3:03
  tuxedos
• 3:03
  because
• 3:04
  you
• 3:04
  asked
• 3:04
  me
• 3:04
  to
• 3:04
  go
• 3:04
  back
• 3:05
  in
• 3:05
  time
• 3:06
  because
• 3:06
  very.
• 3:06
  On
• 3:06
  trend
• 3:07
  right
• 3:07
  now.
• 3:08
  I
• 3:08
  know
• 3:08
  it's
• 3:09
  on
• 3:09
  trend.
• 3:09
  And
• 3:09
  our
• 3:09
  first
• 3:10
  Omnitox
• 3:10
  followers
• 3:11
  were
• 3:11
  overwhelmingly
• 3:12
  Canadian
• 3:13
  because
• 3:13
  I
• 3:13
  think
• 3:13
  they
• 3:14
  like
• 3:14
  our
• 3:14
  sense
• 3:14
  of
• 3:14
  humor
• 3:15
  and
• 3:15
  our
• 3:15
  self
• 3:15
  deprecating
• 3:16
  sense
• 3:16
  of
• 3:16
  humor.
• 3:16
  So.
• 3:16
  So,
• 3:17
  like,
• 3:17
  I
• 3:17
  think
• 3:17
  I'd
• 3:17
  go
• 3:18
  with
• 3:18
  the
• 3:18
  Canadian
• 3:18
  tuxedo.
• 3:19
  I'm
• 3:19
  not
• 3:19
  sure
• 3:19
  how
• 3:19
  much
• 3:19
  they're
• 3:20
  fans
• 3:20
  of
• 3:20
  Canadian
• 3:20
  tuxedos,
• 3:21
  but.
• 3:22
  Well,
• 3:23
  Trudeau
• 3:23
  is
• 3:23
  available
• 3:24
  now.
• 3:24
  Trudeau's
• 3:24
  available
• 3:25
  to
• 3:25
  be
• 3:25
  our
• 3:25
  spokesmodel,
• 3:26
  so.
• 3:27
  Right.
• 3:27
  Let's
• 3:27
  just
• 3:28
  dive
• 3:28
  on
• 3:28
  him.
• 3:29
  Sure.
• 3:29
  Oh,
• 3:29
  yeah.
• 3:30
  Oh,
• 3:30
  yeah,
• 3:30
  yeah,
• 3:31
  yeah.
• 3:31
  Good
• 3:31
  looking
• 3:32
  gentleman.
• 3:33
  All
• 3:33
  right.
• 3:33
  And
• 3:33
  Peter
• 3:34
  Yarrow
• 3:34
  of
• 3:35
  the
• 3:35
  folk
• 3:35
  music
• 3:36
  trio
• 3:36
  Peter,
• 3:37
  Paul
• 3:37
  and
• 3:37
  Mary.
• 3:37
  I
• 3:37
  just
• 3:38
  lost
• 3:38
  my
• 3:38
  headphone.
• 3:39
  Coincidentally,
• 3:40
  the
• 3:41
  first
• 3:41
  concert
• 3:41
  I
• 3:42
  ever
• 3:42
  attended
• 3:43
  died
• 3:43
  yesterday
• 3:44
  at
• 3:45
  age
• 3:45
  86.
• 3:46
  Yeah,
• 3:46
  it's
• 3:46
  very
• 3:47
  sad.
• 3:47
  And
• 3:47
  it
• 3:47
  was
• 3:47
  literally
• 3:48
  the
• 3:48
  first
• 3:48
  concert
• 3:48
  I
• 3:48
  ever
• 3:48
  did.
• 3:49
  I
• 3:49
  know
• 3:49
  that.
• 3:49
  So
• 3:49
  I
• 3:49
  ask
• 3:50
  you,
• 3:50
  are
• 3:51
  you
• 3:51
  more
• 3:51
  Stuball
• 3:52
  was
• 3:52
  a
• 3:52
  racehorse
• 3:53
  or
• 3:54
  a
• 3:54
  Puff
• 3:54
  the
• 3:54
  Magic
• 3:55
  Dragon
• 3:55
  fan?
• 3:56
  Because
• 3:56
  I
• 3:56
  know
• 3:56
  you're
• 3:56
  a
• 3:56
  big
• 3:56
  music.
• 3:57
  Yeah.
• 3:57
  I
• 3:57
  was
• 3:58
  not
• 3:58
  familiar
• 3:58
  with
• 3:58
  Stuball,
• 3:59
  so
• 3:59
  I
• 3:59
  listened
• 3:59
  to
• 3:59
  that
• 4:00
  one
• 4:00
  last
• 4:00
  night.
• 4:01
  But
• 4:01
  Puff
• 4:02
  the
• 4:02
  Magic
• 4:02
  Dragon
• 4:03
  for
• 4:03
  sure.
• 4:03
  That
• 4:04
  just
• 4:04
  goes
• 4:04
  down.
• 4:05
  Anytime
• 4:05
  I
• 4:05
  can
• 4:06
  talk
• 4:06
  about
• 4:06
  Jackie
• 4:07
  Paper
• 4:07
  and
• 4:07
  Hana
• 4:08
  Lee,
• 4:08
  I.
• 4:09
  It
• 4:09
  just
• 4:09
  brings
• 4:10
  a
• 4:10
  smile
• 4:10
  to
• 4:10
  my
• 4:10
  face.
• 4:11
  So
• 4:11
  for
• 4:11
  sure,
• 4:11
  pop
• 4:12
  the
• 4:12
  Magic
• 4:12
  Dragon,
• 4:13
  without
• 4:13
  a
• 4:13
  doubt.
• 4:14
  I
• 4:14
  have
• 4:14
  no
• 4:15
  surprise
• 4:15
  there.
• 4:15
  Panama
• 4:16
  Red.