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#454 We Don't ENTER THE WANG the Same with George Wang and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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Hey yo, okay, check in, Hey yo, A little smoke stack,
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Mac A YC and Lane. Yeah, yeah, okay, that was
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it already. Oh no, I didn't really ready. No, I thought
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you were listen, y'all check it. As soon as they hear the name.
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Everybody know the fucking face when they see the beard I put them in
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the fucking days talk ship. Ain't nothing change. I'm finally at the table.
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We don't smoke the same, and everybody know it's mad ways we y'all
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here the chill smoke a couple of zones. I head up the zone.
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What it do, homeboy? No chill? Oh shit on that og shit
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pro pen no pin getting hit in the forehead. I'm trying to hear the
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motherfucking block and rock with Rock Sampson talk shit. Motherfuckers know that shit be
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cracking. And when I'm feeling kind of thucks, he go, I slide
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over the x GE. What up though, That's an smoking fucking couple bones
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to my boy. Morning shots. Motherfuckers. No, I'm always coming off
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the top, and I'm a usual suspect. I talk shit and I don't
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get drunk in public because I don't drink no more. But I used to.
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Nowadays, I smoke everywhere I go and I pass the drove word up.
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We're getting high and hungry, yold hell yeah, all right, salute
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to everybody, Welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the same
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podcast, sal It was a different way to start the fucking podcast. And
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I know that I know that people that were talking shit in the room listen,
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all right, Hey, sometimes we gotta ship to get gotta gotta get
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the ship together. It's not always gonna run smoothly, but it's a matter
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of how you keep it going. Number One. Big shout out to Mad
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Ways for doing that freestyle and Rock Samson for fucking making that happen. That
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was pretty sick. I had a good time with that. Uh all right,
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well yeah, welcome back everybody. Also joining me is my toxic co
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host x G. What's going on? What's up? Dog? What's up?
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You're smoking this joint already? Hi? Thanks for the all right there,
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my boy, you sound like Tommy every time you're like, yeah,
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what we here? Like, all you need to do is say what the
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fuck's up? Tom XG, and the motherfucker hears out, motherfucking his house.
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I'm holding it down right now, BZZT in the building out to Tommy.
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Let's do a moment of Tommy after we do it the intros, like
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we all just do her for thirty seconds, all right, Yeah, just
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interrupt each other, all right. I starts, the Exavier starts seeing also
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joining us next to Xavier before our what is it our schedule? Guest comes
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in because George Wang is gonna number one. He's gonna be performing at the
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comedy show Sinco de Hio, So make sure you guys pull up. He's
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a funny motherfucker. He's a Chinese Motherfucker's gonna be chopping it up with all
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the Mexicans and Latinos at fucking Sinco de Hio. Get your tickets, don't
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sleep because it is filling up. But yeah, he's gonna come and chop
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it up with us, with us. He's a skateboard teacher as well.
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He recently broke his leg, and you know, I have a lot of
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things. He's a cool dude, very inspirational dude. He's on his ship.
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Speaking of inspirational dudes and always being on their shit, this guy's always
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He's been on the grind bro every time shows up to every event, and
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I'm like, I don't know how he made it happen or how he keeps
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making these things happen. But then again, I do know, because this
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motherfucker is persistent with his ship. Give it up for mad Ways come and
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joining us for the first hour, slut to mad Ways. Gotta say something
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on the mic food, What is that noise? It's coming from the machine
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that has like her? There we go, all right, there it is.
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You gotta get closer to the mic though. For sure, though,
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bro, when computers have STDs are called viruses, called hers. It's not
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called her, it's computer called the virus. It's also have an antivirus on
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it. Did you do you take your computer to plant Parson? And also
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called the virus when you get it? All right, how do we get
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to that already? Okay? First of all, right, salutor mad Ways
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for coming by and joining us and talking some ship here with us. Also
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doing the boards is the well is the one and only ray? Thank you
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Morning Shot Films doesn't have a mic at the moment, and last but not
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least holding it down with the beats and just overall just just holding it down.
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Rock Samson, Hi, how you guys doing how you feeling rock chilling?
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After that set? You've been busy, bro. I was here since
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twelve and then you showed up at like three, and then you've just been
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like you've just been like just straight out fucking just kicking it. Bro.
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Yeah, man, not just kicking it, but just doing fucking like beat
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says after beats it after beat sets work hard. Baby. Uh yeah,
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no, I uh yeah. I did a live set for Dawn for the
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Doctor Green Thumb Mixed Show, and then did a pre recorded one for you
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know, whenever he needs to use it. But yeah, actually I was
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telling him, I was I've only been doing a little thirty minute sets,
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but I plan on doing a excuse me, a full hour set. Uh
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but yeah, I plan on doing a full hour set real soon. That's
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gonna be exhausting, but we're gonna, you know, it'll be a fun
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challenge. Heh. Yeah. Well, it's good to have you here with
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this on Thursday. I'm loving Thursdays, dude. Yeah, I mean it
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took over Saturday for the meanwhile to the blogs. But also, well,
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I mean, what's up with you? Asked what were you talking already about?
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What he was talking about STDs and computers. Yeah, dude, I'm
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just saying, if an STD gets a computer, it's technically a virus.
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If a computer gets an STD, whatever, I think if an STD gets
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a computer, it just becomes an advanced STD. If there was one thing
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you could turn an inanimate object that you could bring to life, what would
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you bring? That's a really good question. Ah fuck, Okay, hold
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on, come back to me on that one. Anybody have a straight answer,
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Like, what do you like an inanimate object? Like, I don't
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know why. I feel like Xavier would choose a fleshlight. He's like,
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it's a real pussy but clean? Does it clean itself? I mean,
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you have better cleans itself? Does it already come with arms? Dog?
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No, you gotta, yeah, you gotta do it out. But it's
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a real pussy No no, yeah. Part part of the reason that I
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don't use the flesh slights because you gotta clean that ship out. Nobody wants
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to clean something out after you're fucking nothing it all right, So what would
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you choose? You don't have anything? Huh. I don't know why I
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thought about it, but like I guess, like I don't even know if
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this makes any sense, but like a lamp. So I have like a
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Genian lamp that makes sense. That's that's not the exaber. That's not answering
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spid. We don't have a talking lamp. Yeah, that is that.
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That is so fucking stupid. I can't. I can't make an I can't
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make it a question. I can't. No, you no, you can't.
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Just you can't. Just it's not that kind of scenario. You have
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to choose a nam an object, like, hey, bro, my bong,
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I wanted to bring it to life. It's gonna talk to me like,
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like, you know what I would choose. I would get a nice
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car and then have it have it be like night Rider. That's what the
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fuck I would do. You know. I would have like my own night
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Rider, and then that fool would just picked me up and be like,
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oh are you drunk? You know, and then and then I'll be like,
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yeah, you're gonna have to take over. Okay, So you made
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a good point. I was gonna say my air fryer originally because maybe it'd
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make me some good ass food. But now I'm thinking the car thing is
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a good call. However, I would want to do my car for sure,
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because I just got a little Honda HRV, so I don't have to
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worry about it. Like the most scared car is gonna be like Japanese,
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It'll be like exactly. I mean, yeah, I mean if I had
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a nice car that got yeah, and I was about to say, like
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no offense rock, but like I wouldn't waste it on like my like the
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Hanta Civica had, I wouldn't know. I'm going to save it for he's
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gonna be a dying person. Yeah, I don't know, man, I
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feel like, you know what, you know what, this is a really
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good question because there's so many good answers. But like I feel like,
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yeah, if you had a talking car, like it'd be cool to use
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that for a minute and then you'd be like, hey, I'm gonna sell
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the world's only sentient car. Who wants it? I would never backstab my
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car like that. If it was like to laughe, I'd be like,
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dude, just let me know what's wrong, so I know the mechanics not
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fucking me up, you know what I mean, Like it would be like
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the best fucking kind of relationship. What about you, mad ways, what
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would you choose? Bro? I would do a funk pop I have a
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mad ways pop ring. Why b he's like he's being bars, he's onto
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something. He's onto something. Now that he said that I don't want to
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make. I'd pick my b real funk pop that signed up my pad,
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because then he might start singing like be real because it is be real.
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So I can throw concerts, little little concerts. You don't be real owns
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his I p right, you won't make no money off that. He's gonna
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kill it, dude, he's anybody you can pick. Tony soprano comes out
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of Tony soprano. I would for sure make the Tony soprano. What did
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that lot? The podcast? All right, but he's not a fucking making
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wish from this. You get one, So you gotta choose. You gotta
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choose pop. Choose it was me, So that little is gonna wrap too.
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Just oh my god. Somebody says the little food charges you for a
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show too, I know, my warf motherfucker. Yeah bro, he still
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knows he's worth like told maybe yeah, and the head like yeah yeah,
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so you and it would just being business with making micro fight pop's fucking concerts.
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Bro, Bro, no invite little people to them, they can experience
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like normal people. All right here, what I mean, I'm like,
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you guys want to little people. You want to experience to be real normal,
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like how we experience them. My crime out this motherfucker is talking about
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having a fucking funk. You're my idea visionaire, you get. You know
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what pisses me off about this ship, Broy, is that when I fucking
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say I want to start fucking major it real estate. You know what I
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mean, everybody's like, that's fucked up. It's fucking stupid. Bro,
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How are you gonna start major real estate? There are people too together.
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They're little people, bro, the little houses. That reason I feel that
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dumb. Oh. The reason that's the stupid idea is because, well,
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you know, these people have normal family members in their life. So their
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kid, they they have a kid, what do they do with the house
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that's only meant for little people and the baby comes out normal? You're right
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on that part. That is a risk, very high risk. You know
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what mortgage is a third year reading three risks. So you're I mean,
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you know, you just you just make a little doghouse for the kid.
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It would you bring the chucky though, I'm not bro. Like, think
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about it, bro, because if you could bring any antam, if you
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bring that food life, I wouldn't do a grogu. I was about to
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say, there's a grogu, right, yeah, I would put that,
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but then he could kill you though, Like I'm not like the fact that
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there's an argument, even though I don't know about Star Wars, the fact
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that I do understand that this motherfucker is powerful, baby or not. Oh
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he's not like he's not that thing. That thing can kill you, dude,
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And like if you were to be he's fifty years old. He's like
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a hospital of Star Wars. He's not even really thinking. I don't think
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you're thinking. What about like if you animated like a like a real dinosaur
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Jurassic Park one, Now you have a real technically if I go to Jurassic
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Park and that's what you pick. So you go, you go to Universe
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on you just approached the dude in the Veloci Raptor cost like I would.
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Now you're an animated one animated one, That's what I'm saying. No,
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not the one in the Cost, No, the animatronic. Yeah you can
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pick that. Now you kind of have a real yeah, but dude,
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they could go so bad, Like what if I can't control this shit and
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it just starts killing kids and ship in the park, Like I don't want
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to put anybody in danger. That's like bringing like like what would be a
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bad thing to bring to life that's in a namenology like Chucky is a good
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one? A dinosaur? What's what's that? What was that? Ray?
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Then you were here last time? But why did we let them get the
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nukes? Like idiots? You know that right? They stop? Stop,
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they just stop. Don't even go there. What would be a genuine what
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like a terminator would probably be a bad idea, Like probably, yeah,
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a terminator. What else would be a bad idea? Oh? Like one
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of those animals at the zoo, like an extinct animal, like if you
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see like a saber tooth tiger at the Natural History Museum. Honestly, yeah,
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like an animal would be like God, I just don't know what animal.
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You know, they're talking about bringing the wooly mammoths back, Yeah,
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but I don't see that being big grib is back. Baby. So so
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we get to fucking like we get to fucking have Sesame Street in real life
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now, you know, like we gotta snuffle up. I guess Snuffy was
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sick. It's sad that he's an imaginary friend, like you know he's sick.
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But no, uh, it's crazy that they're about to be able to
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pull you know, uh use the DNA from old wooly mammoths. All right,
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what about bringing what about? What about another fucking curve ball for everybody
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in the table. If you could bring somebody back to life, good or
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bad. I like how this motherfucker threw bad in the mix. I feel
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like Zaber would be like, well, what if we just bring back Hitler
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and change his mind? He could like it would be a good leader too.
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I feel like has logic. I feel like a world maybe then we
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would have not given up the nukes. I feel like I feel like a
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world with a good Hitler is a good world. Yeah, like that is
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such a fucking XG. Motherfucker wants to rehabilitate Hitler. Yeah, he's gonna
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carr in the whole world. Bromo could have convinced them, Someone would convince
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them that the Jews aren't that bad. It would not would have been aren't
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that bad? Bro? They were doing ship. They just had money.
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We talked about it the last fucking podcast Going there again, bro, like
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we're rehashing this. My views went down after that. On my Instagram,
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I was like, man, the Jews were watching Dog. You gotta you
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gotta uplift you know, you gotta uplift them everywhere I am, you know,
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like, I'm sorry, no, but for U. So if you
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could bring back somebody back to life, bro, like anybody who would you
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bring really fast? I did see somebody in the comments Eskimo j Gangstaboo I
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fully agree with he died. I thought, I'm not thinking about Honey boob
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I'm sorry, not honey. She's I know, no disrespect to the homegirl
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r I p you know, but I you know, I just hear Boo,
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Yeah, I get it is honey Booboo still live, she's skinny.
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No. The fact they got to ask if she's still alive, it is
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so sad. You know you would have bring like all right before you say
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it, I'm I'm gonna really choose an honest guess. I feel like bring
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back that is a good. That is a good, that is a good
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one. I mean, thinking Mac Miller, I guess if we're gonna go
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back, Mac Miller's Yeah, Miller would be a good God. Damn,
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I want to bring I want to bring Scarface. I didn't like when he
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died. It was sad. That's a fictional character talking about this motherfucking wasted
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whatever work. Don't make a part two. You know what though, if
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you really want to relive, like if you want that wish the Scarface video
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game. I think it came out. Yeah, that was a continuation.
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He didn't die. Yeah, he he like escapes through a tunnel and then
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you become you like have to regain Miami, which is fucking dumb because it
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was your scarface and you disappear for a second. It's like, fucking who
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is the the the cartel guy that got out of prison? Chop oh?
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Yeah, Like he didn't have to restart when he got out of prison,
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Like you know, there's a gang of fools waiting for him to help him
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out. Well, you know, Tony Montana did not do it for as
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long, but when you have that much capital, and I don't know,
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man, there's just something about natural talent. Somebody said, somebody said bring
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back Jay Cole before he apologized. Alright, so you said mac Miller and
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uh and and Charlo. Right, alright, cool, all right, what
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about you? Mad? I wasn't nobody famous. I'll bring back moms.
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That's a real answer for I was gonna say that. I was gonna say,
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like, first of all, would be family first for me. But
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if I could get a second wish, you know what I mean, Like
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it'd be hard. I'd probably bring back Elb's Elvis is your goal to?
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Yeah, I like Elvis gonna fix something that was out there dating a seven
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to fourteen year old Eventually she turned eighteen. Eventually it cannot ship. That
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was a different fucking time she had kids with him. Bro, Like,
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what the fuck? Who was out there canceling foods at that time? Bro?
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What am I doing sitting next to XG Right now? I'm just saying,
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bro, like, look look at who's defending this bullshit. I'm not
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defending what he did, but I'm just saying, you just want to bring
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him back? Okay, someway, Okay, Look well let me give you
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an example. Bro. My grandpa got with my fucking grandma when she was
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like sixteen in this fool was like twenty something. What am I gonna do?
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Punch my grandpa? He's been great till my grandma fuck him up your
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trouble. Like, I'm like, you know what, you want to bring
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him back though you legitimately for the music, bitch, I'm not saying I'm
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here for you. Look at how the teenagers have a bove not saying that,
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bitch, Like he would be a whole different person, bro, Like
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you know what I'm saying. But yeah, but I'll probably be Ovis or
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like, really you still go? If if I was gonna go first,
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he was fucking iconic as fuck? What's that Michael Jackson that if I figured
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out for sure, Michael Jackson, I will I will say there are people
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that were just prolific in the past. Like I don't know how Freddie Mercury
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j Max fucking said, it's I just want to do coc I mean,
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I bet that'd be tight. But it's like, you know, you think
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about your artists that you want to bring back. How would Kurt Cobain be
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right now? How would Freddie Mercury be right now? You know? The
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one artist that I can think of that I would want to bring back because
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I genuinely think they were taken too soon is Prince He kind of killed himself.
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He was doing fan oel lollipops. Bro. Well, and I'm not
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saying that he died from fucking unknown. He might just get so mad.
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We can bring that up people. Was like, dude, he was only
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he was not doing it that much. Yeah, he did well, he
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died right like he had a lollipop. I've seen them. Yeah, yeah,
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Ray fucking like Ray said. Ray said he would bring back off at
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IRiSS so he could tell you he bringing back a guy who dropped nukes.
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Wow, Oh, we'd be on top, bro, he would, we
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would reaping the king of the world. Man who said us is still not
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number one? What about? What about Carl Sagan? He he would just
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be angrier. Carl Sagan wasn't angry. He was the guy. He was
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the Neil deGrasse Tyson and okay, my bad, my bad space guy.
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I don't know, man, you know, good people like that are good
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to have around. You're gonna pick Vulner, Broun or whatever. What dude,
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you just at this point. I'm at this point, I'm convinced,
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like Xavier has suffer for ct or you know who that is. You probably
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don't know who that is. Yeah, that's the guy. That took us
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to the moon. That's the creative guy who created Operation paper Clip. I
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love here, but you really used I know that. You know it sound
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like you pronounced it. You know what, though? Will you bring him
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next? Or Walt Disney? I bring my best friend. I would bring
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back Walt Wall would be an interesting one for sure. In Club thirty three.
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If I bring him back, like yeah, I can't air be and
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be that fucking room where he's like Disneyland all the time, smoke weed,
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I'd be the only person allowed to blaze it in the park, not even
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be real. Not bring him back? All right? I thought of my
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person him Varney. I don't know who that is. Ernest Scared Stupid.
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Oh okay, yeah, he was a gem. He was a fucking huge
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gem man. One of his last movies was Sames Christmas. No, that
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was actually before Ernest Scared Stupid, but uh. One of his last movies
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was The Beverly Hillbillies. He did an amazing I used to watch him when
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I was young, but now this is a stupid. He was like,
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listen, dog, I'm a perpetual thirteen year old. All right, I'm
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gonna watch that motherfucker kiss a fucking troll and go e look he was.
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He crawled so fucking Larry the Cable guy could run. I'm gonna go no.
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But as far as the branding goes, yeah, Jim Varney was.
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He wasn't a redneck, but he was redneck adjacent as somebody from Texas.
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I will say. It was like Joe Dirt. You know. It's one
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of those that's like you got Joe Dirt, you got Ernest and you got
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It's like Joe Dirt with autism. But he has like the really defective autism.
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You know, he doesn't he doesn't get to be like good at planning
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things. Somebody said, all right, some people have been saying some good
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answers in mind, I changed my mind. Kobe. No, Brittany Murphy,
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damn, how dare you I woult to say, all right, yeah,
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I don't care. I'm thinking something. I'm thinking. I'm really thinking
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now you know how I'm bringing back Eddie g because when you bring him back,
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she gotta she gotta come to me. Brittany Murphy, bring back Britandany
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Murphy. That's my she got. So you get you're like, gosh,
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she owes you. No, she's mine. What's not? Baby girl?
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Look who brought you back to life? She's not talking about There's no way
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this okay if you okay in a perfect universe. I gave what you're saying.
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In a perfect universe. I gave what you're saying. You know you
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all thought about Itim no, no, hell yeah, Brittany Murphy, I'll
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bring him back. Man, Brittany Murphy was a hard loss. You're right
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on that one. But you know what, I did see a comment who
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said that ship I want to be a couple of serpents. Some Pimpronald Reagan
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bitch. I know I'm joking. Yeah, yeah, r Kelly could boone
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her again. I mean, man, we just hadus in her back because
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she would come back. She finds me, she finds me. Let me
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see what. I don't know how I don't want to call yourself now,
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homie. Yeah, did say Selena, that's a good one. You're hating
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bro that what we have? That was a better why you need to leave?
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Nobody likes everybody would choose Selena over that from the blocks. Fucking some
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bitch who doesn't know when she's happy or not, Like, get the funk
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out of your how many rings? Do you need tobe instead of the funk
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out of here? Can you pull up the generated uh Selena? Future Selena?
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She looks like not cot dog, not nowhere near j long dog.
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Jay is top top notch at the age of fourty five. Jesus Christ,
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I mean, Jaylo is beautiful. Let me look like, let me burst
24:08
your bubblo, let me burst. You wouldn't you wouldn't peak, Sorry,
24:12
you wouldn't compare Jaylo to Seleni if it wasn't for Selena in the fucking first
24:17
place. What people say played that's the There had to be a lege.
24:23
Sorry, you're trying to say the imitation Jaylo don't have enough talent to bend
24:29
something. Yeah, I know her neighbors don't even enough. How about enough,
24:33
guys, you guys enough, have you guys seen enough? That's a
24:36
great one. I gave a prefers invitation crab watching fucking enough ship I get
24:45
in Manhattan, I get you fucking like imitation crab over fucking regularly really bad
24:52
California roles and get your head like the fly girls. Yeah, Jayla was
25:00
attractive. I ain't gonna say that she's not, but like, but to
25:03
put her on that scale. Bro, Like, hell, no, that's
25:06
insulting. She did way more for Latino people. Selena would never like look
25:11
the longevity, What the fuck are you talking about? Sexist type of incredible
25:17
career that still shines. He wasn't people just be ben affleck did he had
25:23
like a couple of songs pedophile, No, diddy, you're trying to tell
25:30
me Selena would not be as bumping. Hey, look if that's if that's
25:34
the AI of Selena. She looks like a good representation of what a fucking
25:38
Mexican woman would look like traditionally. Bro not fucking plastic, like the ship
25:45
that fucking George Burres would be like, oh funk that heigh? Now,
25:48
Like I mean like that was like like like bro, a girl like that
25:52
is probably like bro, like every every food, a Low Riders show,
25:55
fucking dreams like that. Like, man, just don't don't talk to Selena.
26:00
It's like you guys didn't grow up watching Jlo fucking music videos on MTV.
26:04
I didn't every MTV video. I was like, Bro, jelt so
26:08
hot dog. Everybody in the nineties was the fucking same. You had Braddy
26:12
Spears, you had Jlo and all of these people are still relevant today.
26:18
Jlo is not fucking special. In fact, right now, she's in the
26:22
limelight for trying to do a biopic and it's falling apart, and none of
26:26
their famous homies Like, I want to get down that part too, straight
26:32
up. The fact that Snoop Dog wasn't available homie. That guy's available for
26:37
everything. What does the ideo that have to do with how hot Jal is?
26:41
We're not? Oh my god, that's all I said this, motherfucker.
26:47
It was because you, because you brought Selena a legend Alex. Alex
26:51
said her best XG with wife Selena Powell for the Cloud Am I like,
26:57
let's yeah, bro, Look man, I don't know, man, I
27:03
feel like you shouldn't dis Selena. But Jaal's over here canseling concerts I heard
27:07
because she can't sell them out. She's becoming the jaw rule of fucking like.
27:11
She's on the Who's Her? She's on group on right now? Who's
27:14
her? Fifty life? Dudeka? Dude? Bro? My favorite clip that
27:21
I've seen recently was her going back to her old neighborhood. Yeah, the
27:26
old bitch is like, who are you like? Jenny? Who She's like
27:30
Jenny from The Black I used to live right here, and they're like,
27:34
who are you? That is god? Yeah. See that's what happens when
27:41
we ask you fucking questions that you're just supposed to answer with like one or
27:45
two cents. Exaber chooses like I was pussing. You guys got mad.
27:48
I think the problem. We got mad. We got mad at you,
27:51
Eddie started Brittany Murphy. And then this is why you need to put your
27:55
headphones out so you listen to what say, we got mad at you,
27:56
Dielena, We didn't care about you bring back dead bitches. I mean like
28:00
we got mad that you did. Listen to Lena that I have a better
28:03
that I like my preference that I find jal Oh Hodder, Oh my bad,
28:07
I distract. I didn't. I didn't say her music was horrible.
28:07
I didn't call her ugly. All I said was I find jal Oh Howder.
28:11
That Yeah, you guys, then that's young guys. Problem. Sounds
28:15
like you guys got your little pennies in a bunch. You're wrong. Yeah,
28:18
that sounds like Yolanda. That sound like Yolanda. You guys sound like
28:23
a club, y'all sound like her fan club over here, and you'll need
28:26
to chill the fuck out. I just said, jal la out of here
28:30
fucking mouth from a fucking Texan bro. First of all, the headphones ain't
28:36
even that loud, so like, I don't even know, I don't even
28:37
know what the fun you're like. Honestly, I was worried my mic wasn't
28:40
work. Yeah, me too, I was dripping on that I was,
28:41
But then I read the chap Of course, the chap room would have been
28:45
the first one to be like, fuck you guys, good sound quality.
28:49
I know those were mikes that you guys bought it a good store, but
28:52
fuck you guys. Anyways, this is what I'm little Patreon, What good
28:55
will did you get those? So? Yeah to all those people, fuck
28:57
you? Yeah? So can anybody else answer what the question was anymore?
29:07
Who would you bring back? But yeah, I mean we said Jalo is
29:10
still alive? How did we even get to that point? Because I said
29:12
Brittany Murphy and someone said Selena, and I was like, what's the point
29:15
when you are jail conversation? This is straight fashion. That's so funny.
29:22
How he was he was like, if I bring you back Brittany Murphys,
29:23
because she owes me. So that was a conversation, shows me money for
29:27
fucking heroin. She wasn't a heroin. But what was she on? Mold
29:33
infection? Yeah? I thought she died from thought her man beat her down.
29:37
Nah, she died from ammonia from a mold and but so did her.
29:47
It's a crazy situation because she was living with her husband and then her
29:49
husband ended up with the mom. It's a crazy this whole some scumback ship
29:56
like selling off her jewelry or something, or he was buying fake jewelry and
30:02
fucking getting all the money from her some ship. I fell in love with
30:04
her even though she looked grimy and shady there she did. She wasn't even
30:10
that fine though, Like she was pretty, but she wasn't all due respect.
30:14
I don't think you know what you're talking about. Which one was the
30:17
moment? Which one was the movie? Was hot picture just married or some
30:22
ship? I forget that one, but that one was cool to her.
30:25
And in Sin City though, Man, super Let's Go since one of my
30:33
favorite movies ever and it was filmed in Austin, so you know, I
30:36
got I have love for that. But like, hey, mad love,
30:38
let's go that was yeah, her in Sin City, dude, I remember
30:42
being like, damn and then she died like a year or two later.
30:47
Cincinnati, Yo, anybody from Cincinnati. I hope you call it sin City.
30:55
Jesus Christ four picked to the right, she's hot. H yeah,
31:00
real, yeah, that's well if that hurts one right, no even the
31:10
Q one right right to the right of that? All right? What about?
31:15
No? Not really? That was mold? What about this other?
31:18
What about? I got another question? If you can stop a fucking world
31:23
changing event, which one would it be? Nine eleven? Damn? He
31:29
was Ray said he would stop the JFK assassination. But okay, but let's
31:36
just say all your your answer was like, hey, I'm stopping it,
31:45
all right, Exavier, coming from well conspiracy theory, you will stop that
31:49
out of all I mean, I'm not saying that. That's not what I'm
31:53
saying. I know, because you might say pro Harbor, but the people
31:56
of Pearl Harbor wore were basically military people. These were innocent people. If
32:00
you believe what went down on nine eleven. There's a lot of stuff that
32:04
I could be. Like, some people say that that the towers are technically
32:07
empty, the empty buildings like right now, a lot of not empty.
32:12
A lot of buildings are empty. They claim their soul full of people.
32:14
Ain't no one going in these big ass buildings in l A. They're not
32:16
full. They're not full. But I can't you hit people there. There's
32:20
people there, but we don't I don't know curity guards, security guards,
32:22
That's what I'm saying. We don't know how many people die, so I
32:24
don't know. It's crazy. You're right, I don't know what what what
32:28
I would stop? But nine eleven is probably top three? All right,
32:30
that's all right? Let him let let me, let me marry. Yeah,
32:34
I don't hear my ship like, all right, they're damn perfect.
32:37
Finally that was perfect us. Yeah, I was like that ship was like,
32:39
all right now if you hear myself perfect? Let him marinate? Who
32:43
used to? What is there? All right? So do you have a
32:45
top three? If you have a top go, I'm gonna stick with eleven.
32:46
Maybe when you I'll think of something, it'll nine to eleven. How
32:51
do you say Jeopardy answer? It's like exavier for nine to eleven. Yeah
32:53
too, though, because he's the one who kinds race. You figured it
32:58
out that Ray said to hey, Israel, Loya has got it on point.
33:02
He said, the last election, on God, Bro, I would
33:05
fucking I'd be my one dog, keep Poppy Trump up there, dog,
33:10
there would be no immigrants in New York, free loading from the hard tax
33:15
paying people. Everybody knows it, crooked Joe Biden. No, no,
33:21
no, no, I just said I second that. That wouldn't been my
33:23
first hold on mad ways. What would you go to the next set that's
33:28
about to happen, Oh the few Damn you damn you flipped it about to
33:32
do some ship so you would like be like, yo, fuck it if
33:35
World War II was in the future, I'll stop that. Okay, all
33:37
right, Damn that's a good one, bro, that's a good one.
33:40
I feel like Rock would say something white like slavery, like get up,
33:49
what's up? What's up? We don't smoke the same fathu your boy?
33:51
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34:46
see what his answer would be. I really if I hit it on the
34:50
fucking day head like, if I hit it on point, I'm gonna fucking
34:54
scream and just walk out of here. It's just so happy. Wow,
34:59
my rock. Please, if you can change any fucking life or historic if
35:05
just out of history, what if it would you choose? What would you
35:07
stop that? I was trying to think about it. Give me two seconds,
35:10
uh real fast, just just get me caught up. What was everybody's
35:15
answer real quick? Like ten minutes to thankful? He said. He said,
35:17
that was not a ten minute piss. He said nine to eleven.
35:21
He said, a future World War three? He said, JFK, I
35:24
haven't said mine, Okay, okay, so what would mine be? Fuck
35:30
uh damn, this is our one, just any any major. I can't
35:37
believe you don't have one, like straight out of guilt, Like you would
35:38
just have a straight out of guilt slavery. You're just trying to stop slavery.
35:45
You should be like, that's the right answer, fucking rock, That's
35:46
the one we were looking for. Damn it, I am a bad white
35:50
person. I'm sorry. Cancel him, please. I would if I would
35:52
have, and then I would have thought he was gonna top it up by
35:54
saying I woant to shot Christopher Columbus like I was trying to think, Well,
35:59
the problem, man is my brain went all the way back to like
36:01
Pangaea being separated. So it's really trying to figure out where in time i'd
36:07
want to make an adjustment. Somebody's fucked up, bro, but somebody already
36:12
guessed it. Somebody said I was stopped the meteor for meat to see.
36:15
See. That's what I'm saying. I was. I was digging deep dog.
36:20
We could be the modern day Flintstones. Bro, you really think the
36:22
dinosaurs we wouldn't have to pay taxes, you know, imagination child child issues
36:29
sound right now? I think the dinost would just let us row Jesse Jurassic
36:31
Park only trained the fucking raptor. Also, what if, like what if
36:37
the lizards stayed the dominant species when we were all well, no, hold
36:44
on, hear me out, what if we were born as a little dinosaur
36:46
people? I'd be sick as fuck. Somebody you know who Beto kid is
36:55
in the chat room because you see the answers. Stop Christopher ko He's like,
37:00
stop the train inside? All right? Yeah, but all right,
37:04
So that's a good one with Toby Superfice. What about when Mexico sold all
37:07
that lamb to the United States? Yeah, you want, homie, you
37:14
wouldn't change you wouldn't change the outcome of certain wars, no, fool,
37:20
Like we're rap right now. I don't know. I feel like X you
37:22
would be like World War two could have ended better, yeah, without them
37:27
getting the fucking nuke, because if you know what I mean, no,
37:31
even even even without that, though, like I would have like I would
37:34
have just been like I wouldn't have stopped like Pearl Harbor. That would that
37:37
was America's flex. Something had to be done. It's sad that the ja
37:40
you said, It's sad that the Japanese had to pay the price as much
37:43
as I nothing, But yeah, we knew they were in Obamas. We
37:49
knew that we've had to just like you know, about nine eleven, we
37:52
knew pro har was gonna condolence and rights was over there. Like yeah,
37:54
you knew that. Sad things the American people, all the American people,
38:02
the American people didn't want to go into war. So yeah, so we
38:07
had to find a way for us to convince American people. So prol Harbor.
38:10
You know what, it's another thing, I will stop. The American
38:13
people were like, go handle those Nazis, go handle it. And then
38:15
America was like, let's go, I'll stop, I'll stop the savador in
38:17
civil war. So my fucking country could fucking like come up more ahead of
38:22
time, like you said more. I thought you didn't say number one.
38:23
Well, because first of all, if that wouldn't not happen, bro,
38:29
maybe some kind of capitalism or some kind of different structure would have hit that
38:32
country. And then we would have been like a micro superpower, like how
38:36
we are right now? Like that ship is crazy, bro, Like it's
38:38
a beautiful thing was happening in the Salvadoria. And I'm like, imagine if
38:40
you would have had a bouquetia beforehand. No, you know, my old
38:45
me, old me maybe like stop Pancho, I'm dying, old me,
38:51
like take the land out of Lucas. Oh no, no, cut let
38:55
me cut me, old me. Before l a f C won that championship,
39:00
I would have Wantablo Escobar to die. I'll bring him back. We
39:01
have cocaine right now. Bob wanted to die and he would have. His
39:06
plan would have came out like when I said for back in my coke days.
39:09
That's been a great thing. He's been on top of that idea bring
39:15
back and you no fencing on the cocaine. You know, you know you
39:16
wouldn't let it happen. But do you think that ship for an l AFC
39:22
game. You know what I would bring who I would have bring back he
39:23
could party with us, bring back Maldona Dad. That would be a sick
39:28
ass fucking like we have to get the vi PC. I'll be like,
39:30
hey, but I don't wanna say, we have to be down there,
39:32
bro, and he said, we turned the cameras up. We brought him
39:36
back to turn the cameras off. We said we He said, we have
39:37
to have a eight ball or party would have. He said, he's gonna
39:39
you know, because you have to do coke, and then we can tell
39:42
him we can bring him back to life even if he dies again. Oh,
39:45
he's gonna go harder. Yeah. I Also, I love the fact
39:50
that you imagine you're gonna be like Doctor Frankenstein and this ship, but you're
39:53
not just gonna make a wish and they're just gonna appear somewhere else alive.
39:57
All of a sudden, you're like, nah, man, they're gonna show
39:59
him right here, and they're gonna know that they owe me. I think
40:02
I was. You don't think when I was bringing Brittany Burkey back to life,
40:05
I wasn't bringing her back in her prime. I was bringing like Brittany
40:08
m I bring back Bruce Lee. He be my bodyguard with that logic than
40:15
row and we everywhere. People would show up and be like, yo,
40:20
bro, you get to get a dope ass hip hop show and you get
40:22
to see Bruce Lee like being a fucking what is hype man? He do
40:27
it flips up there bro breaking fucking breaks and can you can you read that
40:31
one? He's on? No, Santiago said I would change the annoying up
40:35
and not welcome. I agree. I don't think we would have been World
40:38
Cup champions, but we would have made it to the Semis and that you
40:43
can talk some ship with will deserve it more than you guys. That was
40:45
even Brazil. They won that cup though, didn't they? No, yeah,
40:52
in Brazil he was France. We we motherfucker you know what? Up
41:00
and not fuck Norway for that that weekend was no Way. Yeah, that's
41:06
the man. That's damn. Nobody said they will stop the Holocaust. That's
41:08
fucked up. That is well, I mean respectful. Like what I'm saying
41:16
is that nobody said he's like your old stars, like nobody said, damn,
41:22
I want to stop fucking covid FU that hell yeah, straight up.
41:27
Yeah. I was about to say, I do see old granddad put bush
41:32
bring back Who's man. That's the I mean, it's r I p to
41:36
that man, but I just say that's the who. That's what you would
41:38
have put the wish on. Look man Bushwick. Bill is a Texas ledgend
41:42
baby Bill. Yeah, from the you have half a left? You have
41:45
half a wish left? Because he's like, like, if I bring back
41:51
Vert Troy, Like, bro, I got the whole seventy percent of the
41:53
wish left, let me just break. Troy comes with Bushwing. That's you
42:00
still have fifty percent there, Bro, No, that's just that's such a
42:02
stupid ass fucking answer. You should die, you should die. He comes
42:07
to life. He literally takes care of earlier. Like, that's such a
42:09
dumb answer. Who's that? Like Beetle Juice, what are we do bringing
42:14
back beetle Juice? Too? Is even dead? He's not dead. He's
42:16
still alive. I thought he was going out a part two. Yeah,
42:19
but he's no. The movie the other Beetle Juice, Yeah, the Howard
42:25
Stern Beatles. I thought he died. Yeah, I thought he died too.
42:30
But no, he's still alive, miraculously. Because people always tell me
42:35
that little people don't live too long, So I thought he. I thought
42:37
he was already at his something. Some of them do and some of them
42:39
don't. Yeah, some of them, some of them, you know,
42:43
I have normal lives. But then you know, you know I'm bringing back
42:46
No one even said this Jesus though. I'm bringing back Jesus. Looking back
42:52
Jesus, and then I'm gonna get extra miracles because I brought him back.
42:54
You know what I mean? You disappointed. I'm bringing back Jesus, bringing
43:01
back Jesus for wishes the wine. Yeah, and you didn't be like,
43:05
of course running back, yes, thinking that motherfucker is the Bible literally talking
43:09
about thinking about like Jesus back, like number one, number one, bringing
43:15
Jesus back, ole world will be different. Jesus women died, you know
43:19
what, based on like how the Bible's got it figured out, like that,
43:22
He's just going to come back on his own. I feel like he
43:24
would come back because of you, and then he'd look at you and be
43:28
like, bitch, I wasn't ready and then just disappear, waste of a
43:31
wish, Jesus. Bad answer, dog, Jesus, A great answer.
43:37
You said that you're going to upset the chat room and set the algorithm.
43:39
Oh no, rocks, not a Christian whoops, sucks. I'm trying.
43:52
So when I ever met Jesus, what's that guess you be coming with us?
43:55
I mean I'm a good person, I'd be fine. Oh no,
44:04
easy, Yeah, damn. I don't really know who else I would bring
44:10
back from the dead from the past, man, I mean, like,
44:15
who's Roger Corman? Oh okay, sick. That's a that's a good one.
44:27
I feel like I'm trying to think, man, people to bring back
44:35
is a is a weird one to think about because you only get like one
44:38
and you got to really like hone in on, like what's your goal?
44:40
What's your focus? Because it's easy to say like Nikola Tesla or Albert Einstein,
44:46
but then you're like you think about, yeah, they were brilliant,
44:50
but they were brilliant for their day and age. They may be able to
44:52
adapt to all of the information we currently have, but would they would they
44:57
be that good? You know, might be a waste? What's crazy that
45:02
you said that bring back? This conversation and what it's crazy made me think
45:07
about like when I took that radio broadcasting courses at community college, or like
45:13
you can get in trouble for like dead air. Yeah I didn't know that.
45:16
Like I always wonder why the radio is NonStop twenty four hours all day
45:20
every day. They like they get you can get charged money for dead air,
45:23
which is like soon like they would literally play anything. Yeah, yeah,
45:28
yeah, you gotta keep going. Seconds. Every fucking minute is accounted
45:31
for on radio. Seconds yeah, seconds, No, you're right, that's
45:35
why they got to talk. They talk over each other sometimes. I like
45:38
talk. I like talk radio a bunch, but you know, also just
45:43
you know standard classic rock or whatever, like they have the talk show and
45:45
then they play music and blah blah blah. Yeah. They man, they
45:51
focus on everything. Like there's a radio station. Yeah, there's a radio
45:53
station in Austin one on one X. It's one of the bigger ones.
45:57
And I asked one of the radios one time. I was like, why
46:00
do y'all play this old bullshit music on repeat when there's so much new stuff
46:07
coming out that's topping charts. And they're like, oh, well, we
46:12
get paid to play those specifically, so many times a day I got played.
46:16
When I was taking those classes, I was like the English classes,
46:22
broadcasting classes, and I was like the host and uh, it's crazy because
46:27
there's like a timer and you're supposed to like start the song like right before
46:30
they start singing, if you get what I mean, right before the words
46:32
start so you know, I'd have to be on there. I'm like,
46:36
welcome back to o C rock Radio. This is at she marks the spot.
46:38
Now you're listening to Blink one eighty two. Now you listen to Blake
46:43
one eighty two by whatever album it was, and everything would be there,
46:46
but you would have to like end it right before they started singing. Yeah,
46:51
like yeah, you know, I know exactly what you're doing intro.
46:55
Yeah you can't. You can't talk over the song. It's timing as fun
46:59
and obviously the professionals at it. I got a degree to do all that
47:01
shit. Man, I really wanted to be in radio before. I applied
47:05
to every radio station in calif and Los Angeles, and I did not get
47:08
hit back from not even get an internship. No, I aprobably to every
47:13
radio station. I haven't said this ever on air or anybody any interview,
47:15
but when I got out of college, I knew I was qualified to be
47:19
on air personality, you know, or at least to try out. None
47:22
of these bitch ass radio stations in southern California called me back, and I
47:27
agreed it. I get it. It was probably a gang of people trying
47:30
to do it. Bro but I was like, I ain't giving that shit
47:32
up. I'm just starting my own ship. I got a call back.
47:35
I got a call back for an internship, but it was at a jazz
47:37
station. Why didn't you do it? I did it? And then internship
47:40
was over and I tried to get hired and they're like, yeah, well,
47:45
where's that social? And I was like God and the they were like
47:53
telling me God damn. And that's when I hit up George Press. Like
47:58
literally two months later, I met George friends. I was like, yo,
48:00
I can't be on the radio, so let's start podcast. That's why,
48:04
that's why, when, that's why, that's why he had to leave
48:07
BJ's too. He was like, hey, we've noticed that you have never
48:09
given bring your social. He was like, that was before I was a
48:15
dreaper. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I forgot to say it
48:17
in the beginning. Yeah, all the super chats are entered to win.
48:21
Some unlucky person is gonna get a gift from winning myself and I will be
48:24
at uh what is it? Doctor green Thumb's van nights tomorrow from four to
48:28
seven. Make sure you sure you will be there? Yeah, make sure
48:30
you guys pull up? What is it? Four to seven, and Van
48:35
eys doctor Green thumbs. I will be out there. I mean, we're
48:37
happy to be on the shelves right there. You know. It took us
48:39
a while, so I need everybody to show out and be giving away some
48:42
ship. I'll be giving away a gang ship. I'll be signing ship.
48:45
Just pull up, bro, like, pull up. I'll be there from
48:46
four to seven. That's in my neighborhood. I'll come see you. Yeah,
48:49
pull up, that'd be here, predicuous even pull them up. But
48:51
he's messed up leg Oh, don't say that. He's already pulling up.
48:54
He watches the show dog for he's gonna put the seven. I bet you
49:00
he's gonna say something right now. Oh yeah, how the fuck do I
49:07
know? I was like, yeah, sure, he's right there, but
49:08
he's watching. He's gonna say I'm not pulling it up no more. I'll
49:13
bet you how much you want to bet he'll say something like that. The
49:15
pastas man, the passas and let's read some of the super chats. We're
49:19
at it, but we're waiting for the for the other guest who should be
49:22
on his here on his way shortly. By the way, get your tickets
49:25
to Sinko the Hio, The Sinko the Hio. Get your tickets. We're
49:30
about halfway sold out a capacity, so make sure you guys get your tickets.
49:34
It will be a good time. Every every general admission, well all
49:37
they Every ticket gets you hooked up. We don't smoke the same way.
49:40
We got a dope line up. Johnny Roke is doing comedy and he's hosting.
49:44
I'm going up there is uh is? What is the Tommy hits you
49:47
up? He's going, I don't know, but predicting the chat room dog
49:52
not going. I didn't ask Tommy going. Now he's really not going to
50:00
the comedy show he's supposed to. Yeah you said, yeah, yeah,
50:01
yeah? All right, cool, So Tommy three plates, what is it?
50:05
Martin Rizzle's headlining, George Wang and Rick Thornon. I think I'm gonna
50:07
add him as well in the beginning, So make sure you guys, you
50:10
guys pull up. It's gonna be a good time. And Johnny Rook is
50:14
also bringing an opener as well, so it's gonna be a dope lineup,
50:16
smoking friendly. Go get your pro pens hopefully at the store at the Higher
50:22
Path. If not, go to Green Angel or Green Thumb's but yeah,
50:24
and there's gonna be don't worry if you missed out on this comedy show.
50:29
Hey, there will be another one in the future, so please please please
50:32
make sure you guys get your tickets. It's just twenty five bucks, y'all,
50:37
and it's a Patreon exclusive. And then I don't know, let's put
50:40
a poll. Should I put the link up and then change it tomorrow on
50:44
the regular chat room right now for the people that are in here, put
50:46
a pole? Should I? Should I leak the fucking link so people can
50:50
get it cause it's only like twenty tickets left. Oh shit, Yeah,
50:53
that place fills out quick and like it's good, Like we have to be
50:58
the ones to fuck it hot box it like it's never been hot Box before,
51:02
which I know we can do. I'm honestly man, Like I'm really
51:06
sad. I'm not gonna be there for this one. They'll be in Vegas,
51:09
but uh, prostituting. I gotta make some money somehow, all right,
51:14
I'm gonna be in the house. Bro DJ Pass shout out to DJ
51:16
Pass. Oh hell yeah, let's hey, DJ, are you like that's
51:22
my bro right there? Like high level prostitution or like on the streets.
51:25
Oh, I'm desperate all street streets, streets, I'm on the streets.
51:31
What're not allowed to you know? You know what it's because you don't see
51:35
them there. You see them at the little fucking bars at every fucking casino
51:38
and they go from bar to bar. They have like a time limit like
51:42
we've seen we've seen them before where we're just like, yo, these bitches
51:45
is going around trying to find anything in common with anybody. Like they'll say
51:49
something'd be like, oh, it's a nice sweater, x ge I've been
51:51
to a Laker game and then like yeah, they literally would be like you
51:54
know, yeah, niggas just like she's filling me door. I told you
51:58
to got they roll. They were stupid as will say some shit like that.
52:01
I literally that exactly the exact thing happened to me. Take you dog.
52:07
It works on people like you me a while, But no, I
52:10
was just twenty one. I didn't know well, I didn't know that they
52:13
came to you. You're literally by the bar chilling like two thre in the
52:15
morning and the homies come. She comes to me and I'm like what the
52:19
like she wants it and then it kind of figured out it kind of when
52:22
she was like, oh, well, like it's and she finally said it
52:24
cost gonna cost some money, and I was like, oh, you're a
52:28
Oh no, we got to go on a date first. Fucking disappointed.
52:30
You're not just gonna start gobbling my dig right away. That was the goal.
52:36
That was a bit too much. I know. Yeah, the fuck
52:38
is wet works? What wet works? Somebody said, Rock do you offer
52:44
wet works? Damn? I like a golden shower. You want to get
52:49
pete on. That's what they asking. Wet works probably like a golden shower.
52:52
There into like that category goal of what what what works? I don't
52:55
know. You're the one who asked. You mentioned curious probably some fucking golden
53:00
shower activities. That's wild. He have you ever been golden showering with mad
53:05
Ways? You ever been golden showered? Hell? You said, yes,
53:07
Ray, that's not golden shower on his own, it's some kind of gold
53:15
shower. Uh. Does girls like squirting count because people say that's you beat
53:21
on your foot instead of in the drink. No, I think it's significant
53:25
relationship. Yeah, relationship, I'm not saying his wife okay, like just
53:30
yeah, yeah, what is it? Uh Rock? What did you say?
53:36
I just said, like I know like when girls squirt people like squirtings,
53:39
it's some kind of piss Okay, but so I've had that. Okay,
53:43
yeah you can say that, like I've had that as well too.
53:45
But yeah, yeah, you're just bro like when you're just like when you're
53:59
young, for you just like you're like, what the fuck is look for?
54:01
Not for nothing? Boat? Look no, the first time you make
54:05
that happen for you're like, I'm a poor star. No, like not
54:07
like give my life, bro, like make that shit happen the first time.
54:10
We're just like I should try out for portal. No. The first
54:15
time it happened, I'd never experienced it. I was like nineteen and this
54:20
girl was riding me and then scored it on me, and I remember just
54:23
being like this, it's just piss on me and it's super warm, like
54:29
it's like bodies you've never seen porn? I mean this is like two thousand
54:34
and four, dude, Like there was some porn out there, but it
54:36
wasn't as easily accessible as it is now, Like you had to go to
54:39
weird ass websites that had like ten second clips, so you just watch this.
54:45
You gotta watch this fucking clip for ten seconds, or put it on
54:49
repeat and just try to get your shit. I had that. We didn't
54:51
have the luxury of porn. I'm not that much younger than you, but
54:55
like I had still had fucking before I had before I fucking bonu, I
55:00
had already seen some crazy shoitt I saw two Girls one cut before I had
55:01
boned. Oh okay, wait, I forget our age difference because I was
55:07
way past the situation I'm talking now when that came out, like being squirted
55:14
on, Like that happened to me while I was in college in like two
55:16
thousand and five, two thousand and six, Girls one Cup came out like
55:20
two thousand and nine, twenty ten, but there was bad Born by five.
55:24
Yeah. But like I wasn't trying to fuck up my computer, so
55:29
I would try to hit websites that were just like yeah, man, Like
55:32
I think the one I did as a kid was Bunny Teens, and you
55:37
would just click on a fucking image and then it was like four clips like
55:40
the blowjob, the strip, the main fuck, and then the fucking comes
55:45
shot and they were each like ten seconds long. And yeah, you got
55:49
to see a little bit of every the first time I saw a full because
55:52
like Fool, I used to like in the in the hood. Dog,
55:54
you see a bunch of like liquor stores. Obviously we have liquor stores and
55:58
churches in every corner. Like Fool, all these liquor stores I would go
56:01
into and try to buy blunts and all this stuff. And for I remember,
56:05
I was like, what this old portals here? And I remember I
56:07
started buying portals from the liquor story and they were some raunchy ass portals.
56:10
Dog. Okay, sorry to interrupt you. I got I got real insider
56:15
news about porn, Saturn news. DJ Will just texting me, uh today
56:21
today at eight o six, Will wrote, there wasn't there wasn't score porn
56:25
in two thousand and five, Rock is right this God damn dude, you're
56:31
gonna take somebody serious on a topic like that. Gotta give it up to
56:37
DJ Will. This guy Ramone started it from me in two thousand and eight.
56:42
What is that? Dog? All right? That's give me give me
56:45
the kognak bull out of the fucking thing that deserves a shot, that does
56:50
deserve a shot. Yeah, the fucking Kognak bull, the fucking Armenian fucking
56:52
bull. This one right here makes you can make fraud here. If you
56:57
guys need any more porn facts, poor news, you hit a DJ Will
57:00
can we have Will just do it like a porn fact of the week.
57:02
Yo, I'm super born fact of the week. DJ Will can call in.
57:09
You heard that, well, you're down for DJ fucking born fact of
57:15
the week. I'll take a tiny shot in here. Drinking koyak man,
57:20
were about to feel black as fuck? The Mega man's in the chat room
57:24
though he's the real maniac and other moniac. You don't you don't drink mad
57:29
ways, I don't drink. Yeah, another maniac in the building, Mega
57:32
man. I think the guess is ye, I'm gonna get him. I'll
57:35
drink one of those, or like I'll get you one, I'll get you.
57:38
Somebody says, does DJ Will do porn stats? That might need to
57:43
fucking happen. He knows, he knows facts like you like if he could
57:46
give us the stats and then we make baseball cards out of him, you
57:51
know what I'm saying? Like it's got this. John Holmes is a holographic
57:53
for sure, dude. Yeah, oh you gotta have me a Khalifa two
57:57
in there. Like, I know she didn't do as many films, but
57:59
she was still pretty big. What's that for? What just being like to
58:08
start with a few. But you really think these hores are gonna let you
58:12
sell baseball cards from them and they're not gonna sex workers? Man? Yeah,
58:19
also known as horse exactly wores for hire like like fucking he's on said
58:25
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, they gotta, they gotta, they
58:27
gotta file taxes, dog either way, But nah, what do you call
58:34
it? I got a union? Nice for me to give a fuck.
58:37
There is a there's a porn union. It's called it's called the Pimp Convention
58:43
book Jesus Christ. But yeah, so people people are mad at me and
58:49
Khalifa for her success. She's mad at the world too. She don't like
58:53
man either. That's nice. She's she's she's trash human being. Wow.
58:57
I don't honestly, you know, other than drinking off for her, that's
59:00
just let's keep going. I was gonna say, respectfully, Yeah, I
59:05
kind of don't really investigate porn stars that often. I think uh Will does,
59:10
Will goes deep deep down the rabbit hole, like what year she was
59:14
born, what year she started pouring? What year was what year in mounch
59:16
did anal what you're inted? He got deep deep down the rabbit hole.
59:22
Will don't funk around dog. You know, you know, good good good
59:29
for Will Man. It's a he's got a hobby. It's more than a
59:31
hobby, it's a part some job. That's what he would say. I
59:36
seriously, I think he should make the fucking baseball cards. Man. Trading
59:44
card gets them the autograph. The funny thing is straight up triple I don't
59:49
know well enough. We we'll start the trading card things. And then he
59:51
wouldn't even want to trade him. You want to get this actually, you
59:55
know what, I like this one too. He started getting him Simon not
59:59
sell them, Savannah saying, now you know, I'm gonna keep that one.
1:00:01
I'm gonna keep that one. I'm keeping all of them. That's so
1:00:06
fucking funny. I just feel like there needs to be more trading cards and
1:00:10
like like sports related ship for like other endeavor. What's on the picture,
1:00:16
Like on the bat she's doing porn in the front and she's playing sports under
1:00:20
the front. I feel like sports like a little bit more cloud. If
1:00:22
you're auction, you have to have something you can put on TV. So
1:00:25
just put her in l on the back. Don't have her whole card,
1:00:29
like, man, she fucking how many dicks she had at that moment in
1:00:31
time? How many BBC her batting averages, batting average? Yeah, dude,
1:00:37
the fucking average average particips and her only fans at the bottom in case
1:00:42
you want more of her dog this is the business. Will let's get on
1:00:45
this money A little bark hole, yeah, a little QR. Yeah,
1:00:49
dude, I'm getting deep in this fucking trading card. I know you,
1:00:52
I know you were gonna go ahead, mister Adam twenty two here, all
1:00:54
right, So he was gonna take it and run with it, all right.
1:00:57
So I want to go ahead, And first of all, are business
1:01:00
warner. I'm down, but I want to go ahead. And first of
1:01:04
all, I want to thank I want to thank mad Ways for coming in
1:01:06
here and just he's gonna be on next Wednesday for sure for the whole show.
1:01:09
But I want to thank him for coming up in here and just chilling
1:01:12
with smoke with smokestack Mac who's out here just on vacation and having the time
1:01:15
of his live drinking the Malta laala and shit while we're out here doing it.
1:01:19
But we're gonna bring on the homie George Wang, what is it?
1:01:22
Who? What is It? Is going to be performing at Sinco, Tohio
1:01:24
at for the Patreon exclusive show and what is it? Where? Can they
1:01:29
follow you? At mad Ways at mad Ways on ig on YouTube, everywhere,
1:01:35
all streaming platforms, and you can also check me on the usual.
1:01:38
Suspect says. After after this this is over, we'll be We'll be live
1:01:45
and you can check us out. I've been on there as well, So
1:01:47
make sure you guys check him out all the fifty one fifties and check out
1:01:52
all the music he has coming out. He has music with Psycho Les who
1:01:54
also who also has an album coming out with be Real. Uh we just
1:01:58
announced it, So saluto. Salute to everybody that's out here working together.
1:02:01
So thank you so much, mad Waye for coming by and I'll see you
1:02:04
next Wednesday, Bro, thank you, thank you. Good jam by the
1:02:07
way, that was a lot of fun and then yeah, the freestyle was
1:02:08
sick as fuck in the beginning. Oh yeah, okay, we got to
1:02:13
think about an area. I told the guests. I was like, hey,
1:02:15
for we're really about all gay Chinese art, all right, but uh,
1:02:20
for real though, this was the homie dog. I'm honestly and I'm
1:02:22
I'm gonna all right, let's bring them on. Bro Walk walk George Way.
1:02:27
Hell yeah, they just give it up for George Way coming up in
1:02:29
here. Look, I'm gonna be how do you how do you drink this
1:02:35
thing? Broyeah? Oh you got it? And then pull it back,
1:02:38
hold on, pulling the chair forward, taking seat first, and we'll figure
1:02:40
it out righty, yes, sir, where the earthquake happens, take that
1:02:45
tab that's up and then just pull it towards you, towards me. Yeah,
1:02:50
there you go. I got an opening. There you go. Brow.
1:02:54
Honestly, I feel like they should do more drinks like that because you
1:02:57
can seal it back up. It doesn't really prison serve the carbonation or anything.
1:03:01
But you know, germs, that's pretty dope. What up, fellas?
1:03:06
What's going on? Man? Hey? Man, Hey, it's good
1:03:07
to have you back. It's been a long time. George Ramow, Yeah,
1:03:12
it has man, and number one for everybody who hasn't gone on their
1:03:15
tickets for Sinco the Ohio. Uh you will be performing up there as well
1:03:19
with all the other comics as well. Bro, We're out there doing the
1:03:21
dope ass for twenty show, well for twenty Style show you know, on
1:03:23
Sinco de Mayo, and it's only for Patreon exclusive and it's almost sold out.
1:03:28
So salute to everybody who uh you know what I mean, is out
1:03:30
there. And I also want to give a big shout out to Caldi Blaze
1:03:32
as well. I'm smoking a dope Caddi Blaze hash hole right now. I
1:03:36
can smell it. I know. I was. Hey man, you know
1:03:38
I told you I was going to get fucking high, you know what I
1:03:40
mean? And today has been one of those days. First of all,
1:03:44
Dog for first of all, what I want to say this, Bro,
1:03:49
the last time I had you on here, it was like the beginning,
1:03:52
yeah, pandemic. Yeah, like the beginning of that, bro at the
1:03:53
beginning. Yeah yeah he is. And and I've seen I've seen you know
1:04:00
before that we had a conversation and I told you to you, I told
1:04:03
you I was like, hey man, I was like, the relationship you
1:04:05
got with your dad is just on a whole nother level. Bro, I
1:04:08
remember I told you. I was like, man, I'm kind of jealous,
1:04:11
right yeah, yeah, yeah, And that stuck with me because at
1:04:14
that moment, I wasn't speaking to my dad. I didn't speak to my
1:04:15
dad for sixteen years, right, oh wow. Yeah, Like it was
1:04:17
a long time, Bro, And you know, like, and I didn't
1:04:20
understand why that one of the on was one of the things that resonated with
1:04:24
me, Bro, like for so much, because I was like, man,
1:04:26
like a deep down inside, I always wanted that, you know what
1:04:29
I mean, Like, I was like, man, I want to be
1:04:30
cool like that with my dad. And since we last talked, I have,
1:04:33
you know, reconnected with my dad and we're like fucking cool, which
1:04:36
is like kind of cool. And it's like I understand now why I fucking
1:04:42
felt that way, but like the fact that you were that you would constantly
1:04:45
post stuff like that, and I always have, always has, Bro.
1:04:48
It helps motherfuckers like myself for other people that need to mend a band aid
1:04:53
and they don't know that that's a part of the healing process. So that
1:04:57
just the whole relationship you have your pops always stuck with me. Bro.
1:05:00
I wanted to share that with you because I'm like, now I'm cool.
1:05:01
Like that with my pops, well, weren't cool. And then my mom
1:05:05
got cancer, and to be honest, I hated my dad like we were
1:05:11
not even cool the way you see it. And then when my mom I
1:05:14
would have never thought that. Before my mom passed, She's like, the
1:05:16
one thing I want you to do is just be cool with your dad.
1:05:20
So after that, I just kind of like, you know, just like
1:05:25
a girl or anyone, you got to court a relationship. So I rebuilt
1:05:29
a relationship with my dad and I started creating this v log online called on
1:05:33
Saturday. I'd call it Daturday. I remember that, and I would chill
1:05:38
with my dad and do all the things that he would do with my mom,
1:05:40
like you know, sneak into movies, go to buffets, you know,
1:05:45
go to the casino and like all the Chinese shit. Yeah for sure.
1:05:49
And in that process, dude, I just I like re fell in
1:05:53
love with my dad because I think, like anything that you do in life,
1:05:57
like any relationship takes work. Just because you got a bomb ass relationship
1:06:01
with your dad, it's not a bad thing. It's not like we were
1:06:03
always fucking you know, silver spoons, like I had to work at cultivating
1:06:10
that relationship. Yeah, Like it took some work, right, and now
1:06:13
I know how important it is because now it's just me and him and it's
1:06:16
it's kind of crazy because like you know, when you're a kid, you
1:06:19
be all annoyed when your parents like are in your business. But now like
1:06:24
now that I'm kind of like you want to be in their business type.
1:06:27
Yeah, Like it's kind of like my dad is my son now because he's
1:06:30
always like you know, he's got health issues. Yeah, so if I
1:06:33
don't hear a phone call, like I'm calling him like the crazy dad,
1:06:36
like where you leave me wrong? You know my home umber Relax, But
1:06:44
I'm like freaking out, like I sent the cops. I told you I
1:06:46
have that mister Wynn impression down point bro, because dude, because do you
1:06:50
know who mister Winn is? No from Hey Arnold, the Tenancy labor.
1:06:57
He would get like so like there's this cartoon in the nineties for all the
1:06:59
nick Lodian kids like myself, uh you know, non diod Old, So
1:07:03
so Hey Arnold. They used to have a hell of characters in the boarding
1:07:08
house and they used to be this guy named mister Wynn. He was actually
1:07:10
Vietnamese, but like that accent, like the way he talks. There's like
1:07:13
a Christmas episode just kind of fucked up right, like where he's like he's
1:07:15
like, Arnold's like, hey, mister Wayn, why do you hate like
1:07:17
Christmas? And then he's like, Arnold, I have to give my daughter
1:07:21
up. He's like there was war in my country. And then you know,
1:07:25
and he was like and I never forget every Christmas, you know,
1:07:29
And then he tells his whole story, and I'm just like, I'm like,
1:07:30
yo, Bro, was like, why did Nickelodeon just he talks very
1:07:33
normal and like just for that story, like they just made him. I
1:07:38
was like, Yo, what the fuck's up with this ship? Like he
1:07:40
didn't have an accident until you yeah, yeah, Oh Nickelodeon also rapes kids,
1:07:45
so you know. Yeah, I mean that's why I said, no,
1:07:47
did Old? You know that? Fucking what's sad? Who wrote that
1:07:54
ship? Dude? Yeah? But I mean, so back back to your
1:07:58
pops, bro, like, because the one thing I wanted to bring up
1:08:00
to and I was talking to Ray because you know, we have a high
1:08:02
hungry blog right like we do with food reviews. We've been doing it.
1:08:04
Yeah yeah, And I was telling Ray and I'm like, hey, bro
1:08:08
like, because your dad's kind of like a legend. Yeah, he's a
1:08:11
retired chef, like but like not just that bro like, so like say
1:08:15
say, like say it loudly what he fucking did in Denver. So my
1:08:18
dad is basically like you know how like Google, Like there was a Yahoo
1:08:23
right before Google blew up. Well that's how like my dad would have been
1:08:27
with like Panda Express and all the commercialized Chinese food, you see, because
1:08:31
he was like a pioneer. Like we moved to Colorado when I was little.
1:08:34
They had no Asian restaurants, and my dad was like kind of the
1:08:38
first to serve that white people Chinese food. You know. Yeah, he'd
1:08:41
be like I to make yeah, I need to make more. I give
1:08:44
these people so much orgs did you get? Hey, they don't even want
1:08:46
the orange you get? Like, and so like what happened was, you
1:08:51
know, he grew this huge reputation. He was like the first dude in
1:08:54
Colorado to kind of monopolize like the Chinese food game should you walk? Was
1:09:00
doctor Fu Manchu. He's a Denver to Colorado catch my ship. First second,
1:09:10
I was like, bro, come on, bro, that was like
1:09:12
a little bit too much. No, it was. I got a tattoo
1:09:14
of it. Right here is doctor fu Man Shoe. This little that was
1:09:16
your dad's restaurant, doctor doctor fu Man Shoe. And then and then he
1:09:21
had a restaurant called George Wayne's Dragon Palace. He had twenty five restaurants,
1:09:26
got but damn he was dominating out there, dominating it like crazy bro jokes
1:09:30
aside, was he really the first guy to bring that star foam full to
1:09:33
the top because he had like a there's a picture of his daddy on it,
1:09:38
like falling bro, like with the fucking like my fucking famous the contact
1:09:43
guy. Yeah, like like the picture there's a picture of your dad in
1:09:45
front of a magazine. And I was like, yo, this ship looks
1:09:47
like the buffet where they come singing karaoke to you. You know, yeah,
1:09:50
yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a picture of it too.
1:09:54
Yeah he was. He was there like right before Panda, right before Benny
1:09:58
Hannah like all that ship it blew up, But I'm gonna show you a
1:10:01
photo just like how boss he was. The reason I brought that up too,
1:10:06
man, is because so Ray have me Ray myself have High and Hungry
1:10:10
and dude, we want to interview your dad. Bro, you think you'd
1:10:14
be down? Uh? Probably not, Bro, I don't know to talk
1:10:20
about It's like shot, he stepped into this No not here. I mean
1:10:24
like you know, like like you know, like in a regular place,
1:10:27
like in a restaurant that he's cool with and we just talked cameras. Yeah,
1:10:30
I'm not gonna be smoking around him, Like I just yeah, like
1:10:32
I understand how that you know it's he's o g so like that it's perceived
1:10:36
differently. Yeah, I think he. I think he'd be down, like
1:10:39
if we, like if you chose you like yo, me and my dad
1:10:41
go eat at this restaurant, Like he'd be cool if we just asked.
1:10:44
He just came and yeah we're like, hey man, what's up? Our
1:10:45
food? Lug is called high and Hungry? But you know we're not getting
1:10:47
high in front of you, So don't even like we could do it like
1:10:50
a like a Chinese restaurant that we eat at or because like not for nothing,
1:10:54
bro, Like that's like a cool part of like history because Denver is
1:10:57
not only like a very weak friendly state. They were the first to legal
1:11:00
ship, but like it's one of like it's where I picture actually buying a
1:11:02
home because it's more realistic than here, you know, at some point.
1:11:05
So and I actually like the mixture of like weed shit and like outdoor shit
1:11:10
because I feel you have to be kind of zen and you also have to
1:11:13
be business orientated. So it's a balance, you know what I mean.
1:11:15
Like it's it's a very hard thing to keep in a balance, and I
1:11:17
feel like that environment's great. It's like, hey, bro, Like it's
1:11:20
almost like how I feel when I go to Japan. I'm just like,
1:11:21
look, bro, there's a business district here, but there's a strain.
1:11:25
There's a shrine here in the middle of the building, so everybody could come
1:11:28
chill the fuck out in case they feel like we're fucking but we weren't in
1:11:30
Denver wearing Colorado Springs. I mean Colorado Springs is known for the state that's
1:11:36
still Denver. It's still it's still Colorado, but it's about two hours from
1:11:40
Denver, Okay. So they're known for ice skating. Oh damn, Like
1:11:43
all the all the heavy hitters ice skating came out of the bottom worn bro.
1:11:47
So that was like kind of because at the time. My sister was
1:11:50
a figure skater, so they kind of wanted to be around that just to
1:11:55
kind of like help with their career. That's like kind of like figuring.
1:11:58
I think figure skating bro like like it's a very Chinese thing, Like is
1:12:01
it Chinese? My dad will kind of like rich kind of thing. I
1:12:03
think. I'm like, that's kind of like like the people that're fucking on
1:12:05
the horses. You know, it's like the prestige of figure because you notice
1:12:10
like Asians chill it at a fucking figure skating like and golf. Well,
1:12:15
think about all the Asians and skating like Michelle Kwan, Christine Paguchi, the
1:12:19
Nathan dude from Irvine, Like, I don't know what it is. Why.
1:12:24
Yeah, there's no fucking there's no snow in like these Asian places either,
1:12:27
Yeah there is. What are you talking about? Highland Japan? There's
1:12:30
there's hello snow in Japan, Fuji? What the fuck are you talking about?
1:12:33
Like yeah, and it's just snow all year around. All you really
1:12:36
need is the ice skating ring. Yeah yeah, yeah, so you can
1:12:40
kind of Dubai is fucking they got snowboarding in Dubai and ship they can do
1:12:45
anything in Dubai, but drugs. I think it's just like our drink,
1:12:48
okay. Like so I think it's just like that kind of like that Ogi
1:12:50
Asian mentality where it's like, no matter what I do, I'm just gonna
1:12:54
go hard at it at no like no matter like you know, cause like
1:12:56
when I see like I've been going to like Japan like every year and that
1:13:00
plan to keep going, and it's like, bro, like I like the
1:13:01
cultural shock that I get out there when I see I was like, Yo,
1:13:04
these kids have Helli manners and I'm like, I can't go to a
1:13:06
fucking kindergarten. Ca. Yeah, Like, if you go to Japan,
1:13:09
there's no litter. Bro. Dude. Bro, It's like it's literally like
1:13:13
walking into a hotel, but the street is the hotel. Like everything is
1:13:17
so clean because people they are like kind of well mannered, you know,
1:13:20
talking about like they got them all pan in China. My dad's been to
1:13:24
China. There's not a lot of savages out there, bro. They you
1:13:27
know there is, but they're caught. But they're in the underground railroad and
1:13:30
ship like they're they're they're lurking, you know what I mean. Yeah,
1:13:34
you gotta really be grimming to be a criminal in any of the Asian countries.
1:13:39
There was one dude I think he like poisoned the subway. You can
1:13:42
look him up, but they do some like sinister like he's like an anime
1:13:46
villain, bro, Like look him up. He threw like poison his gas
1:13:50
into the subway. But dude, no, no, he's laughing at the
1:13:55
chat. So he's right though that it does take it every now and then
1:13:58
you'll get a crazy motherfucker, bro, because like my algorithm on YouTube shows
1:14:01
me nothing on like stuff to like uh to like watch out and like whenever
1:14:05
I go to Japan again and stuff, and then it's like serial killers in
1:14:08
Japan. I was like, all right, I want to see who the
1:14:10
crazy motherfucker is. Right, So there was this one dude like this about
1:14:13
mean to laugh, but it's just kind of bizarre how this happened, and
1:14:15
you had to really think about this to make it happen, right. So
1:14:17
people are very nice out there, bro. If they see a very homeless
1:14:20
person or they see something in misfortunate, they'll help you out. They'd be
1:14:23
like, oh, you seem thirsty, let me give you some water,
1:14:25
or like hey, you seem to be down on your luck, let me
1:14:27
give you a meal. So, like, they had a promotion of this
1:14:30
one drink like for a while in the vending machines where it's like you buy
1:14:32
one, get one free, and not everybody like this drink, so people
1:14:35
would leave it on top of the vending machine to like, hey, whoever
1:14:40
whoever wants to come get it. So there was some sick fuck out there
1:14:43
who was like, I was just gonna put cyanide there, we drink,
1:14:46
and then foods just fucking kept taking the free drinks to get all. Japan's
1:14:49
like such a great place with it, and they fucking does Like how trustworthy
1:14:54
is that that you just drink a fucking I mean you're a japan though,
1:14:57
Bro, I want to drink there, Bro, Like if I saw it
1:14:59
out there, bro, would I wouldn't touch anything, Bro if I didn't
1:15:01
know where it came from. Why do you keep hitting the gong every time
1:15:08
I talk? I hear it? Okay, he does that regularly. But
1:15:13
it's like you're you're one of the few Asian homies we have here, Okay,
1:15:15
So like yeah, I can see how like the like, yeah,
1:15:19
because I talk about Japan a lot. It's like I want to retire there.
1:15:23
It's really annoying to us. So every time you bring he's an illegal
1:15:27
every grade, so he just can't go nowhere. Hate. Yeah, I
1:15:30
just found it funny. I'm like, every time I talk, it's like
1:15:32
the reason he gets the reason he gets so mad is because he's like he's
1:15:35
like, man, he's the good. I can't picture myself loving any place
1:15:39
ruling America. And I'm like, that's because you can't leave here, motherfucker
1:15:41
you. Like I was like, if you have the fucking ticket to travel
1:15:45
with, like you travel around? Yeah, yeah, look like where have
1:15:47
you where he lives? Yeah, because like for he could, like where
1:15:50
else where else are they gonna pay him to be a skateboard teacher? That's
1:15:54
an American ship? This is the great place is good? Let me let
1:15:58
me, let me let him cook. Come on, don't let pain.
1:16:00
Like every time I travel, I can't wait to go back home. Like
1:16:04
I love La, like the way LA was set up for like a guy
1:16:08
like me, Like I make a living off teaching kids skateboarding because the weather
1:16:13
and we got so many we got so much space, there's so many parks,
1:16:17
bro, I make a like I'm gonna say that you got to make
1:16:21
a full time career skateboarding. Bro can't do that like in the East Coast
1:16:27
because he got weather ship. And then like I just I just love La,
1:16:31
Bro, Like this is home to me. Bro. Like I'll go
1:16:33
anywhere else and they'll be like, man, go I know a good Chinese
1:16:36
spot. I'm like, Bro, I'm from the six to six. Bro,
1:16:40
there's no egg roll you could show me that. It's like gonna be
1:16:44
as hard as Monterey Park. No Taco, that's gonna be as fire as
1:16:47
East La. Like I'm like, I don't know, man, you've been
1:16:49
into the shops and said Anita, but like yeah, like that place is
1:16:54
pretty like yo, like that that mom might as well just have like all
1:16:57
the Asian country. He's a mad Asian ass, dude. I love.
1:17:00
That's my favorite mall out of all the places, like just one because I'm
1:17:02
like it's the cleanest. Nobody ever loots the stores and motherfucker's like yeah,
1:17:06
there hasn't been like yeah, like so so like I see all this ship
1:17:11
and I'm just like, okay, cool, I like this. I feel
1:17:13
safe in this mall. The movies are great here you know, it's like,
1:17:15
yeah, it's a great place. So yeah, Like but I also
1:17:18
got into like like try like one of the like the best Ramin spots from
1:17:24
Japan that ended up. They're like, oh, this is like this final
1:17:28
in Japan for I've been going for the last two years every February, so
1:17:30
hopefully next February I'll be going. I go there for ten days every year.
1:17:33
Okay, I'm trying because I'm trying to get citizenship out there. No
1:17:36
he can't. He's leaving, but that's what I tell him. I'm like,
1:17:40
you only go for ten days, you went for three, come back
1:17:44
famous. Yeah, I would love to see a homeless I did homeless.
1:17:47
I filmed them. No, if you left for three months, you'd come
1:17:50
back just wanted to see home. Maybe you should do that, like live
1:17:54
somewhere for half a year. I just kind of see. Well, when
1:17:57
I did go talk to this real estate person, they're like, look,
1:18:00
if we get you approved after like the fourth time you visit, because we
1:18:01
could show the government like look, this guy is all about like killed Iaboon,
1:18:06
which his brotherhood, you know, just like you know what I mean,
1:18:10
Like like out here, he follows the rules and ship, you know
1:18:12
what I mean. Like like I'm like, I'm sure that they would fucking
1:18:15
consider it. And I have homies out there that are like DJ's and ship,
1:18:17
so they're like, yo, bro, I would sign like I have
1:18:19
a homie. He's a I don't know if you know this dude, Chris
1:18:21
Chan He's like he's like the most popular dude on YouTube for skating. But
1:18:28
he'll just go live in a country for like five months and just that's it.
1:18:31
Like I like I saw him last year. He's like, I'm gonna
1:18:34
I'm gonna dip to Japan. He never came back. He's just like out
1:18:40
there, Bro, that's gonna happen. One of the trips that I know.
1:18:42
Just be like, yo, I sold everything on whatnot and I only
1:18:45
have a backpack full of shit, so bye. Yeah, like all my
1:18:47
pets died, so I'm out. Yeah, Like I mean that's good for
1:18:51
like your sole life journey, bro, like by the end before you die,
1:18:55
you know, cause you know, like not for nothing, bro,
1:18:57
Like I think about it like this, I'm like, look, I'm working
1:18:59
my ass off. I'm like fair successful to my expectations out here. Of
1:19:01
course, I always want more for myself, but like you know, like
1:19:03
it's like it's like, Bro, you're you're you're a skateboarding teacher. Bro,
1:19:06
I get high for a living, bro, Like you know what I
1:19:09
mean, I so fucking merch with weed shit on it. Bro, Like
1:19:12
you know how fucking hard it is to fucking still teacher. Let me say
1:19:14
that, like you couldn't get high for a living in like Singapore with fucking
1:19:17
exit. That's the reason I'm saying. I was like, look for right,
1:19:19
like you know what i mean, I'm like thinking like future sense,
1:19:23
Like I'm like, okay, cool, let's just say. I'm like,
1:19:25
you know, I'm like, I'm like fucking sixty five and my lady been
1:19:28
married for a while. And I'm like listen, like I got a communications
1:19:30
degree. Japan will give us a house if I just go teach Spanish.
1:19:32
Yeah yeah right. I'm like I could be a Spanish teacher out there.
1:19:36
I have a bunch of homies who did that, Like, and I'm like,
1:19:39
and is there such a demand for it where I'm just like, listen,
1:19:41
if a tsunami hits me, I got a five bedroom how out of
1:19:43
Japan house in Japan? Bro, Los Angeles, I'm paying fucking two grand
1:19:46
for a fucking a room is big, bro? Yeah right right, yeah,
1:19:49
shout out to be real for not charging me that much for this,
1:19:53
bro. Yeah. So what's like the average age that usually you're teaching cases
1:19:58
skip to skateboard, dude, I teach just famous. I've gone as far
1:20:00
as like two years old, bro, but it's too hard, too hard.
1:20:03
If they pull up with a two year old, I'm like, yo,
1:20:05
put that dude back in the car. He's not read because he's not
1:20:09
ready. And so I started as old young as too, and I've taught
1:20:13
as old as seventy Bro. I tossed seventy year old skating Chinese lady fucking
1:20:17
cancer survivor. She's like, fuck, it's my last quarter of my life.
1:20:21
I want to learn how to skate. I thought it was a joke.
1:20:24
She came up to me. I'm like, no, uh, what's
1:20:26
your grandson's name? She's like, grandson, this ship's for me. And
1:20:29
we did like a two month little uh a little run in. Bro.
1:20:33
She didn't drop in, but the way she was skating, like I'm at
1:20:38
a Chinese park with a bunch of old Chinese people. Is that where you're
1:20:41
feeling. Yeah, you know the one that they don't know how to use
1:20:44
the exercise machine. Yeah, he's doing like AVS. It looks like they're
1:20:46
turning up. Yeah, he's doing like AVS on a chest press and ship.
1:20:49
Yeah. So these and they're and they're walking. Dude, she's just
1:20:54
skating past them, bro, And they'll look because they think it's a prank
1:20:58
helmet and everything too. Yeah, help, I'm a fucking I'll shoot you.
1:21:02
I mean, I'm gonna let you finish. Because you know I've been
1:21:04
blogging lately. I got the most brilliant idea. Listen, bro. I
1:21:08
always wanted to skate fool, and I always feel insecure because I'm fat,
1:21:11
you know what I mean? No, no, no, no, But
1:21:14
but then I started getting confident, like fat homie my boy Donald look him
1:21:17
up like now I fucking like you know, like I go bike riding and
1:21:19
BMX with these fools, and I'm like, hey, hell yeah for run
1:21:23
six miles an hour, bitch, I'll smoke you skin fools. So like
1:21:26
I know, I'm like all right. I started to get that confidence.
1:21:28
So for the vlog you want to do a skate lesson, bro, I
1:21:31
had collect Matt boards. I'll get trucks and everything, and I'm like any
1:21:35
smoke, I just need they go together. Bro, if you could just
1:21:39
teach me how to just all. I don't want to learn how to do
1:21:40
nothing, just simple all you think that he could? I get that?
1:21:45
Yeah, all he's easy. I'll get you all my boys to skate too.
1:21:47
Yeah. Oh hell yeah, yeah I know I didn't. You're just
1:21:50
gonna be there to be that bad Mexican parent. Bro, Like I knew
1:21:54
you shouldn't have had this. I've had you so like I'm a I've been
1:21:58
amposer of a lot of things. Was a poser skateboarder. I literally ali
1:22:02
kickflip and I learned how to drop it because I just want to kick it
1:22:06
with. That's not a poser right there. If you get kick flip and
1:22:10
drop it like I had a kid today, he just did a drop in.
1:22:13
He started crying. Bro, dropp in his hard like you eat a
1:22:15
lot of ship the first couple of times, and then they're scared from the
1:22:17
top and to all the people that are talking in the chat room saying I'm
1:22:19
a bust mask health this shirt just dropped in his first drop in, and
1:22:24
look at him he's like he's so happy. He's like he should be.
1:22:28
It's a good thing, dude. Dropping in its top because then it just
1:22:30
opens you to so many things. Well, it's just so psychological. It's
1:22:33
so scary, bro, because I'm also like that, Well I'm also scared,
1:22:38
but get high. Get high as fun because I'm also at that point
1:22:41
where like, you know, like bro, like good get me. I'm
1:22:43
just like hey, bro, like you know, like like I've learned to
1:22:45
accept because look bro, like you grow up in like you know, I
1:22:49
mean, it is easy once you figure it out. But the lead up
1:22:53
to the drop in is like psychologica. It's for me, it's like that.
1:22:57
It's like that feeling like no matter like how many times you go up
1:23:00
on stage, you're always gonna feel one to throw up. But that's like
1:23:02
yeah, the first five minutes, that's what's dropping in. But then once
1:23:05
you're like they're like, oh she wants there, and I got that laugh.
1:23:09
I got that laugh. But there's levels to drop in it, like
1:23:11
when you see those, you can also bomb drop it. So you gotta
1:23:15
like a fucking real vert rapp left skate. No, that's like every street
1:23:21
skater broll we'll take it to a limit. I'll do mini ramp. Yeah,
1:23:26
okay, listen, I'm not trying to tony hawk it, bro,
1:23:28
like, I'm just trying to be like, look for just how I can
1:23:30
go on these bike rides if the homie, if I wanted to go to
1:23:32
the liquor store here to buy some Hennessy, let me skate there, bro,
1:23:35
you know what I mean? I have a board, like fucking bro
1:23:38
like if but I'm down to fucking make let's do this. Listen, Let's
1:23:42
set a date and let's set a goal, like you want to, Alie,
1:23:45
and what a month because I wanted Alli by fucking August. Bro,
1:23:47
I know, I know, okay, yo, but we like I'm scared,
1:23:51
Bro, I don't fucking like what a Rocky say? What's wrong with
1:23:55
you? Bro? I'm scared all right? Right? Is that what you
1:23:59
want to hear? Have you seen that Kanye clip where he got it in
1:24:01
like a day? Yeah, you can something like random dudes like hitting Kanye
1:24:06
look it up and he does a weak ass allie, but he kinda he
1:24:11
kind of got how how it goes. It's once you do, it's like
1:24:14
a skipping motion. Like I don't know what's what's your favorite trick? And
1:24:17
to all the haters in the chat room, fuck you. I paid premium
1:24:19
health insurance, bitch like I fucking have gone there, bro, like they
1:24:24
tested me for everything. I went to the hospital where rich people live at.
1:24:26
Bitch, fucking assholes talking to my favorite trick front side flip all day.
1:24:30
That was like my dream trick and it was funny. I grew up
1:24:32
skating and I couldn't do that when I was like eighteen. Now I'm forty
1:24:36
two, yeah, and I learned it like maybe like six years ago.
1:24:40
I'm like Chad Muska, Now, bro, I just do Brount side flips
1:24:44
two Broke in love. I'm forty two, dude, I swear to God
1:24:45
like I like, if I were to Asian, don't raise him bro like
1:24:47
Like it's kind of It's kind of like when I found out the dude that
1:24:50
came out in the real life Ninja Turtle version of Ninja Turtles, and I
1:24:55
was like, yo, he was like thirty something. I thought he was
1:24:57
like nineteen. But see, Asians, we either look real young or we
1:25:00
fucking look anxious like white people. It goes like it's like you're yeah,
1:25:04
you look like Shane Sound from Mortal Kombo. Bro, Like we look like
1:25:09
we got like ancient secrets and ship but for a long time we look hella
1:25:13
young and like like this skincare is a big thing in the Asian community,
1:25:16
Hella big. My girlfriend just be going out of her way to fucking buy
1:25:20
like Asian skincarehido and ship dude. Like when we were she was like she
1:25:25
was usually you know, Google Translate like all day. She was like,
1:25:28
yeah, I need they go hard with that ship dude. But then I
1:25:30
was like, think of all the Asians with the sun visors. What do
1:25:32
you think that's all about? The ones that was like robocope, It's like
1:25:35
we make fun of them, but they okay. So like a tan of
1:25:39
them is burning your skin like I did a girl. I was like,
1:25:43
you want to get town? Why I want to burn my skin? I
1:25:45
was like, no, you get a tan and look good. Nah,
1:25:46
I kill my Like they see it more as like that's bad for your skin,
1:25:51
Like I do. I do feel that, bro, because it is
1:25:54
a very big thing. Bro. And it's like when I go out there,
1:25:57
bro, like not for nothing. Every Like I'm like this is where
1:26:00
I come up with most of my jokes and ship like that, because I
1:26:01
just like I look at ship, bro, so I would be looking at
1:26:04
the differences, and I'm just like you can Facebook if you were just similar
1:26:09
person, like you can just face all these cheesecuse they got the nicest skin,
1:26:14
you know what I mean, Like you're just like yo, this would
1:26:15
just be like it's a flesh Like yeah, like you're just like you just
1:26:18
grab a grip, like just just go bro. But but and then I'm
1:26:24
just like, yo, man taking care of like your skin just goes on
1:26:27
a whole on the level and it's like it's he bro, It's like preserve.
1:26:30
It's like how you know how beasts preserve that rose in that jar.
1:26:32
That's how they preserve skin. Do you use skincare? Yeah? My girlfriend
1:26:35
has me on point with that ship. Okay, use a vino or some
1:26:39
ship. No, it's just what Macy's. It's like it has this little
1:26:43
tree on there that yeah. No, that ship's legit. Yeah. And
1:26:45
I mean it's like it's made my land home, but it's for men,
1:26:47
And like, look, you bitch my skin right now. Water period face
1:26:58
gets lucky. If I even put the fact that you just keep hating on
1:27:01
my fucking like, just your regimen. We're gonna pay your nails next.
1:27:04
I'm not. I'm not. You get a face max too. I can
1:27:10
see you. Hey, hey, look I do have a fucking face mask.
1:27:13
Bitch. Zone XG thinks he's tougher than the fucking sun. Yeah,
1:27:17
past right, dude, wait till you get skin cancer, because that would
1:27:20
be cancer number two. Ain't nothing. I don't really use anything, but
1:27:26
like to be honest, like, I'm not like mad at you for using
1:27:30
I don't go hell up processing. I'm just like, look, there's a
1:27:32
scrub. There's a scrub in the shower. And then they're like, bro,
1:27:36
there's well, I mean, I don't know the fucking shower thing is
1:27:39
supposed to do all that ship and then after that, I fucking just wipe
1:27:42
out all the dirt because I smoke a lot and I have resin on my
1:27:44
face all the time. And then I'm just like all right, bro,
1:27:46
bro, you look good. And then I'm just like, hey, fuck
1:27:47
it, I'm just gonna do it. I'm like, look, man,
1:27:49
if I if I'm gonna treat myself to anything, bro, because I don't
1:27:53
have hair anymore, I'm just gonna take care of my face, dude.
1:27:56
This is the moneymaker. Dude. Yeah, there we go. Bro.
1:27:59
As sooners you start doing that, the better. Okay. Look, he's
1:28:01
like he don't got no he like, Bro', nothing's going wrong for mister
1:28:05
lu king hare Bros. Yeah, just fucking just straight up, bro.
1:28:10
He has fucking Russia's fucking straight hair. I'm like, you ain't. You
1:28:13
ain't going ball, bro? Like you did not inherit your dad's jeans,
1:28:16
bro, Like you're like, what forty something already? Yeah, my mom
1:28:18
had a lot of hair. Come on, dude, Like that's I feel
1:28:20
like I could have gone both ways because my dad's side has like fucking my
1:28:25
grandpa to like my grandpa who has dementia still has fucking So, do you
1:28:29
have hair on your head or do you have? I can grow it still?
1:28:30
You hide it with the hat. I just shave it. I go
1:28:33
straight out clean. Yeah. The cool thing is it's like so like I
1:28:38
tell him all the time, I'm like, listen, bro. I was
1:28:40
like, because he has a little patchy going on and he's trying to go
1:28:42
to Turkey, I was like, you gotta get citizen your first what I'm
1:28:44
jealous is like, even though I got hair here, I can't grow facial
1:28:47
hair. Bro, Dude, I took, I can't. Bro like,
1:28:50
like see like I want that ship like that big on the Secret. It
1:28:56
doesn't your face. Look look he's gotta be bro like, you got your
1:29:03
beard, it lose good. If I grow a beard, I look like
1:29:04
Judge Eto from the OJ Trio. Bro Like, I look crazy with a
1:29:08
beard. Bro, I have the pog with mustache. I look like a
1:29:13
Calfish bro Like. People will try to eat me. Come on, man,
1:29:15
I'm like I'm Hafish bro like like, but what's crazy is like Asians,
1:29:19
we don't grow any facial hair, right, But you know, like
1:29:21
what if you just grow the fucking anime whiskers instead of the beard? Yeah,
1:29:27
like the yeah, like I want to grow the dude. That's a
1:29:30
hard ass. But you know why I don't want to grow beard. People
1:29:32
will think I'm Bobby Lee. Bro, you got to show your dick,
1:29:35
bro like, yeah, you got it. Just every show you gotta be
1:29:41
Like, by the way, everyone, this is my small penis I say
1:29:44
because I've seen his. I'm not saying just you know, yeah, but
1:29:46
I'm saying that you wouldn't know the difference because hopefully it's not as small as
1:29:49
well, and he'll take a bluetoo. Before he'd been like, I'm look
1:29:53
how excited I am to be. Hey, it's not about size, It's
1:29:57
about surprise. Okay, gentlemen. The art of hey bro, smooth flow.
1:30:01
What do you mean by the art surprise? Are you like? Have
1:30:03
you ever heard of the bro? I got that Ninja Penis bro. The
1:30:08
art of surprise. That's the naked art of war, art of war?
1:30:13
Right, sun zoo finish her? No, what's the naked man? That's
1:30:17
that's the art of the surprise, our surprise. Have you heard of the
1:30:19
naked man? It's a sex move. Let's say you're right, it's not
1:30:24
a sex move. It's a scenario move. So like, let's see,
1:30:28
you're on a day with the girl. You know how all the time,
1:30:30
right before you're about to have sex with the girl, she was like,
1:30:31
give me a second. Yeah, She's like, let me a second.
1:30:34
I gotta go freshen up. So she go uses your bathroom or her pat
1:30:36
uses her bathroom right before you guys about to bone. She knows what it's
1:30:40
about to have right in that moment in time. So what do you do?
1:30:43
Huh, they don't know. But in that moment in time, you
1:30:45
while she's busy getting ready, you just get butt naked and you're just waiting
1:30:47
for her. Okay, that's our the surprise. That's the Danny Masterson Bro.
1:30:53
Yeah, Bro, that's now we know it. She's game plan know
1:30:59
this. She's over there like Jeff Goldbluman. Yeah, just taking like Michael
1:31:05
Jackson bad. She's ready knowing you're ready to fuck. Yeah, you're ready
1:31:10
to go. I mean it's actually a thing on the show. On the
1:31:14
show, we all know that. The way to know if it's ready to
1:31:15
go is if you're able to fucking swipe a little bit and touch it and
1:31:18
you're like, oh damn, she's ready, you know what I mean?
1:31:20
Like if you're able to get if you're able to fucking advance, bro,
1:31:23
and you're able to touch a titty or a pussy now and then before anything
1:31:26
you said, you know what I mean? Because I don't get me wrong,
1:31:28
bro, Like any chick will stop you, Like if she don't want
1:31:30
to fucking you to scam on her, remac on her, she'll stop right
1:31:34
there. Bro. But if you could get past the fucking scam and then
1:31:38
you fucking touch a titt or a pussy, bro, Like you're in b
1:31:42
Yeah, You're like, there's no in especially if you go underneath. There's
1:31:44
like a gauge between like chilling, creepy, you know what I mean,
1:31:47
And you gotta know that gauge, Like you can't surprise her. She's not
1:31:51
into you, and ever been of surprises, not in the seduction era.
1:31:55
Bro, you have to make sure every know what else you go down.
1:31:58
Your apartment also depends. Nice apartment is your apartment? Type of dinner?
1:32:03
You just what you guys and everything. Yeah, she you know the signs.
1:32:09
You're like, oh yeah, what's the point. Yeah yeah, dude,
1:32:13
man, hey dude, that's all recently that you were dude, somebody
1:32:16
was somebody hit you up on some OnlyFans girl ship. They were like,
1:32:18
yo, I'll fly you to Switzerland and come teach my kids. Bro,
1:32:21
that's some baller. Yeah right there. You don't gotta funck nobody. I
1:32:26
started thinking about those like movies, you know what I mean, Like yeah,
1:32:29
down there and ship, Yeah, sick ass hostel or fucking uh you
1:32:33
see that movie the New One, Baby Reindeer, The show. It's about
1:32:38
this comedian who gets stocked. Oh dude, I don't want to do it's
1:32:41
fucking crazy, but you gotta watch that. Yeah, it's pretty wid He's
1:32:45
got some no he dude. I say that because he has that girl,
1:32:48
he has that fan that wants him to fuck it. Yeah lady, and
1:32:53
yeah, and he's gonna be at the Post Pizza. Buy tickets if you
1:32:55
want to go see that this Hey, that guy, buy tickets to my
1:32:59
show too. Mars was gonna be in my show too, so I shout
1:33:00
out, Yeah, that's my boy, right, that's gonna be he's in
1:33:02
headlining. Oh he's headlight Yeah. Hell cool cool, Hell yeah, that's
1:33:05
a shout out tomorrow. Rizzo, dude, we gotta you've seen all our
1:33:09
videos we've been putting out. I love I love that fucking dynamic. We
1:33:12
have seven on that bro. I'm like millions, bro, seven videos because
1:33:17
we just reversed the Asian hispanic stereotype, like we did you see the sketch
1:33:21
at home, Depot? I seen the boost on sketch. I was I
1:33:25
was like, yo, we got one to hold Depot. I was like,
1:33:27
yo, I'm Salvadorian. Bro. I couldn't have my mom make you
1:33:29
for boosters all day? Are you a savor? Hell? Yeah, I'm
1:33:31
full bread bro, not even mixed. Bro. Yeah, I'm ready,
1:33:34
dude. I know people don't even think that. Like I'm like summer dog
1:33:38
and like he's a dog, full bread dog. You know how hard it
1:33:41
is to find full bread dog with Kelly these days? Bro, He's integrating
1:33:44
everything in the country. Yeah, full bread, Hey, Bro, both
1:33:47
my parents from Bro. Thank you. Ray, I'm full bread mex Nah
1:33:53
funk that I I ocause he's illegal, Bro, that's what full bread means.
1:34:00
Hey, Bro, come on my English bulldogs. Because I'm not short,
1:34:01
you read because you're short Salvadorian. That makes you authentic, Bro,
1:34:06
Like raise over her here was like you ain't even short for you. That's
1:34:13
the only time a fucking fellow Salvadorian turns on once. I'm I'm one hundred
1:34:16
percent white, just a savy. We could tell you, Bro, you
1:34:20
can tell you look like Jesus. Yeah no, but yeah, I'm I
1:34:25
grew up in a fullying home. I'll take it. Yeah, that's a
1:34:27
a compliment, like my grandma was. She's not that great of a compliment.
1:34:30
Fucking and then smuggled all her kids. Hey, you did your dad?
1:34:36
Like, how does it work? Bro? Did your dad? How
1:34:38
did your dad get here? Bro? Like did he gets smuggled? Like
1:34:40
some No? No, no, he it's a crazy story. My dad's
1:34:45
dad. Okay, my grandfather was a was a pim, Like yeah,
1:34:49
he he he ran he ran a brothel and one of the clients was a
1:34:58
fucking dude who had a ship, and he's like, Yo, how could
1:35:02
I you know, like, how could I do you pimp in Usa?
1:35:06
Man? He they literally took my dad. They just took my dad to
1:35:09
America on the ship and then my dad got some sort of like dude,
1:35:15
that sounds like such like offen your dad? So your grandpa was a triad
1:35:17
pimp something like yeah, like dude, that is has you ever have you
1:35:25
ever talked about this? Not really no, I'm so glad I asked that
1:35:29
question. But because like I always wondered, I was like, yo,
1:35:30
is there a border? Because I'm like, how do Like I always wondered.
1:35:33
I was like, Yo, European immigrants get on are on a ship.
1:35:36
I was like, is that the same way it works for you?
1:35:38
Like? Yeah, So he basically came here he had like that, you
1:35:42
know, typical like immigrants success story, like no money and then he got
1:35:46
his job as a as a cook and just worked his way up the kitchen.
1:35:50
And then once he figured that out, he moved to a place where
1:35:53
they had no Chinese food and made Chinese food. He dominated the market,
1:35:58
you know what I mean. So like he went where he knew that that
1:36:00
ship would be high end demand. Did you meet your grandpa when he was
1:36:04
a pimp? I have never met him. You see pictures of him?
1:36:06
Was he like? No, there's no pictures of it. It's weird.
1:36:10
It almost plays out like a fucking like Chinese mafia movie because my dad won't
1:36:14
talk so much about it. He was like yeah, and I'll just see
1:36:16
like one black and white photo of his mom sometimes he used to carry in
1:36:19
his wallet. And that's that's about as far as it goes. Oh,
1:36:24
so you don't have that. You can't pick his brain for like history type
1:36:27
ship like that history he's told me about, like you know, kind of
1:36:30
like what went down, but like I never had a relationship, Like I
1:36:34
don't know my grandparents, like you never made grandpa. But it does sound
1:36:38
pretty dope though, like you know, I mean, look, I'm saying
1:36:41
that because obviously I'm like the most American fucking Latin, like we're born here.
1:36:45
The way I look at it was I don't need to learn this shit,
1:36:46
you look, but it is. It's good to know the roots,
1:36:49
you know, Like when I found out, I was just tripping, Like,
1:36:53
damn, dude, that is a crazy Like my grandfather was a pim
1:36:58
bro and and he fucking hooked up my dad with a free ride to to
1:37:02
the US through some navy dude ship. Your grandpa was like, but it's
1:37:10
crazy, like our parents' story of how they got here, because our ship
1:37:14
is just so boring, like fuck born and sint Prorences hospital, Like there's
1:37:17
no funking you didn't sneaking on a I have an uncle during the Korean War,
1:37:21
Like, dude, I have an uncle who evaded the fucking Civil War,
1:37:27
right, Like my grandma paid top dollar to having smuggled without her kidnapped
1:37:30
in the middle of the night, sinth on the train and having meet my
1:37:33
uncle here at the fucking border a TJ in a hotel room. That's why.
1:37:38
Like our parents are the real ones, bro, like the ones who
1:37:41
went through ship like that, like to actually like, don't you feel like
1:37:44
a bitch? Bro? Like, no, my dad used to you know
1:37:46
you're rocky. I don't make love with your mom in North Korea because you
1:37:49
know normal skimboard. If you bull notes Korea and normost skateboard, normal comedy,
1:37:55
you do comedy. There is a cute dude tried. Yeah, he
1:38:00
would be like, dude, you're so lucky, like you need it,
1:38:03
like thank me that you're here, because if I ended up somewhere else,
1:38:09
bro, you would have never done anything. And that's why that goes back
1:38:12
to why I love La Bro, Like why I love like. I didn't
1:38:15
start my life till I move from Colorado to the San Gabriel Valley. That's
1:38:19
when I felt like, boom, this is it, this is home.
1:38:24
How old were you when you did that move? Fourteen? Damn okay,
1:38:27
see you were like full long, like you could grasp everything. You were,
1:38:30
not like a baby. No, yeah, yeah, you for sure
1:38:32
could get like you're at that prime but the one to fit. You didn't
1:38:35
see other Asians. So when we came here, it was like what it
1:38:41
was like you know that Martian and Toy story when he gets dropped into this
1:38:45
that the thing with That's how I felt like saying years, like, what
1:38:47
the fuck, there's more of you in the nineties, brocause like look food.
1:38:53
And it was weird because they were all like crazy Asian gangsters like hey
1:38:56
man, your call, go go drink bol bomb and I skayed and had
1:39:00
they fucking hated me? Man? You white? WHI man? Why you
1:39:02
play with stick? What do you say? Man? Let's go through Opium?
1:39:05
Man? Come on, man, let's go. Let's go fucking go
1:39:09
through k Town dream man, Like I'm fucking twelve. Why do you make
1:39:12
it sound like the Moone gangs and fucking brow like when they're trying to come
1:39:18
on cousin come in. Yeah, bro, he's like twelve and he's thirty
1:39:23
on a living. I grew up in the nineties of Asian gangs. That
1:39:26
was the one that was the craziest. You guys had the Latin experience,
1:39:30
but it was just Asian. It was all fuck. It was nuts,
1:39:31
all the v boys, Dude, you get fucking clapped up at Asian pool
1:39:35
hall, bro, like rolling with the Watchings and all that ship. That's
1:39:39
where I came into I went from all white to fucking come on man,
1:39:43
let go man, go Entry club man, dude, the gangster, I
1:39:47
kill you this ship? Oh cool man? Fuck fuck you man. Like
1:39:51
it was just like crazy, Bro, was like, what the who was
1:39:54
the primary gangsters for the Asian community? It was Asian boys at watching,
1:39:59
but like, like, where are they coming from? Is the Vietnamese Cambodian
1:40:01
So the crazy ones were the V boys, you know what I mean?
1:40:04
Yeah, because the Chinese ones like kind of came from good families. Yeah,
1:40:09
but the Vietnamese dudes came from the Jungle War Show and they came here
1:40:14
and they were like the parents that didn't give a fuck. But the Chinese
1:40:17
ones, their parents were like, well they're doing good. So they were
1:40:19
like thinking these kids were going to U c l A. Yeah, but
1:40:23
they're buying up all this ecstasy and just going fucking raving all day and it's
1:40:26
kind of like the white kids that go to USC kind of. But the
1:40:29
V boys are kind of like the they'd be like the MS thirteen of fucking
1:40:32
That's what I was gonna say. It was they were crazy, Bro.
1:40:34
I was gonna say, like, Yo, those are the grand Chorino fucking
1:40:38
like Asians the ones that, Yeah, that was the only gang i'd see
1:40:41
roll up, bro, demon matter do you be playing pool next? You
1:40:45
know, the fucking sticks broken over you. Come on, I mean they're
1:40:47
throwing the fool balls at you like Mario and shit, and he's on fire.
1:40:49
Come on, man, fuck you man. That movie was so real
1:40:53
when he was like, yo, let him go, huh because Cleve Eastwood,
1:40:57
which is a legend, fucking and then the whole outcome of it,
1:41:00
how he went out and he protected fucking uh. I forget his name,
1:41:05
whatever the kid's name was, and then he was like, Yo, I'm
1:41:08
willing to die for this ship. And he came up the car. That
1:41:11
was That's what sold me on this ship. When the Asian kid was rolling
1:41:14
in the car with the dog, I was like, Yo, you won,
1:41:16
dude. Fucking that white guy loved you more than America, bro,
1:41:20
and he fucking risked asked for America. You know why he built a relationship
1:41:25
with my dude. Yeah, so that it went, It went more than
1:41:28
race, And that goes to my dad, Like I built a relationship with
1:41:31
Like you can build a relationship and that's the most important thing. Like it's
1:41:35
not the race, but that relationship will make you oversee the race. And
1:41:40
realize, oh, you're just fucking stupid. It's it's it's either good or
1:41:44
bad, you know, stupid or smart, whack or fucking dope. That's
1:41:47
it, bro. Like it's not the race sometimes. Yeah, I feel
1:41:51
like, you know, make a lot of us. Yeah me, bro,
1:41:56
you know it's a it's you're right, bro. I feel like that
1:41:59
whole perspective of like, hey bro, we can focus on like one thing
1:42:01
like race. You're like a type of people that's an American because when you
1:42:04
go outside of here, you're just like, hey bro, Like they just
1:42:06
tell you. They're like, yeah, don't go there. There's bad people.
1:42:09
They don't tell you, Hey bro, don't go there. There's X
1:42:11
people here, white people here. They're just like, hey bro, this
1:42:14
can happen to you. It don't matter. You know. Like well,
1:42:15
when you grow skating, it was either like you were whack or you were
1:42:18
fucking good. And so whenever I left skating, I became the Asian guy
1:42:23
all of a sudden, like don't let the Asian guy drive. I'm like,
1:42:27
what the fuck? I go back to my skaters and it's all about
1:42:29
like, yo, who can kick flip these three stairs? You know what?
1:42:30
I mean like like, so we never saw shit in race. We
1:42:34
were just like, who is the dopest dude out of the crew, and
1:42:38
so like That's why I like growing up with skating, because I was able
1:42:41
to see between all that bullshit. The most I've heard, not not even
1:42:45
that much, just ten that's a lot. That's not a lot that compared
1:42:49
to today. That's all what happened skating. You still do that with your
1:42:54
with your new cyborg legs. Fuck no, no, I'm I'm like one
1:42:57
of those old guys like you know how I skate like that old guy at
1:43:00
Rutgers Rucker Park. He just shoots streets all day, like that dude from
1:43:02
He Got Game. Oh, you're like, I'm all about being smooth and
1:43:05
like the foods that play poppy football. No, I'll go in there.
1:43:09
I'm not gonna throw a banger down a fucking double set, but I'll school
1:43:12
you on the ledge with some style. I want a snowboard, I'll do
1:43:15
a Manny bro, I'll go tech. Yeah. A lot of my homies
1:43:17
go snowboarding and it looks like fun, but they take it kind of serious.
1:43:20
But I just want to be like you on the snowboarder. It's just
1:43:23
like just so I can go kick it with the homies and go to the
1:43:25
because they go without me and it looks like fun. And I'm like,
1:43:27
man, who's yeah, you just gotta know your limit, bro, I'm
1:43:29
forty two. I want to preserve this to me. This is my career.
1:43:31
So I'm not I'm not trying to be that little kid jumping downstairs anymore.
1:43:35
I'm trying to train that little motherfucker, that four year old to jump
1:43:39
off the So then, what do you think about Tony Hawk always pushing the
1:43:43
limit at his age, Because I think it's amazing. I think I think
1:43:45
it's amazing. I think the fact that that dude stayed relevant until today from
1:43:50
the eighties because even no one who knows skating, they always pull out the
1:43:55
Tony Hawk. They're never like, what's up do you want? They're like,
1:43:58
no, what's up? Fucking Tony Hawk. That's all they know.
1:44:00
Nobody knows. It's like knowing basketball and the only guy you know is Jordan's.
1:44:05
You know. It's like, uh, but that's how relevant Tony Hawk
1:44:09
is. Like he's the only known skater outside of skating with that household name,
1:44:15
and that's that's nuts. That's pretty sick, you know, props to
1:44:18
Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk is on some ship bro like that motherfuckers, like
1:44:21
for sure legend. He's like the people that know skateboarding know Rodney Mullen and
1:44:30
Day one song. But my favorite is always gonna be Chad Muscow. Yeah.
1:44:33
If you don't you know Tony Hawk, you know Nija. Who else
1:44:39
is there? Like a fame? Chad Musca was like the every old school
1:44:42
guys. I used to skate with Tony al but it's always the same.
1:44:45
My god, Tony I used to go out with Tony ol but me fucking
1:44:48
Jay. It's funny when he talked like to the old guy who used to
1:44:51
skate and like he's always bringing up these dudes. You don't even know who
1:44:56
they are. Yeah, Me and fucking White Washington used to just fucking bombed
1:45:00
and Bark Darrow like on a roller skate wheels, bro, And you're like,
1:45:03
what the fuck? Yeah, dude, back when they had just planks
1:45:08
of wood and fucking wheels. Yeah, Like, I don't know any of
1:45:11
those guys are I was like nineteen forty eight dude, So I gotta ask
1:45:15
you. Everything's crazy with the prices. Is the inflation on your classes gone
1:45:19
up? Are you still affordable for like the regular I heard celebrity prices?
1:45:26
You still got Like he's still affordable for the hood. I'd say I'm the
1:45:28
skate coach for the hood because compared to like I've I've actually done a price
1:45:32
check to see what other coaches are charging, they charge way more. But
1:45:36
my thing is if I can charge at like something affordable but also like it
1:45:42
feels like right, I'll get more business because if I'm gonna do a good
1:45:46
job, I'll just I'll like triple my business because I'm not gonna be that
1:45:49
guy ripping you off. I'm gonna like under deliver. I'm gonna like,
1:45:55
you know, under I'm just over deliver. And what's the right right age?
1:45:59
Like if you have kid right now and he's on his iPad all day,
1:46:01
You're like, dude, I need to get it. I need to
1:46:02
get this kid out of this. Yeah, right, Okay. The youngest
1:46:06
I'll start is four, but the best age is like six or seven,
1:46:09
seven because they're not scared, they don't know what pain is, and they
1:46:11
also can kind of get it better. Yeah, because you'll see it,
1:46:15
like if I have a class with a four year old and a seven year
1:46:16
old. The four year old is tapped out in like twenty minutes. This
1:46:20
dude is just lost. But that seven year old he might go a little
1:46:25
longer because he could kind of understand shit a little better. He's seen videos,
1:46:28
YouTube videos like like they're more into that, right a little bit.
1:46:30
Yeah, he'll watch YouTube shit. Like I've had some kids like come back
1:46:34
and have all these out of nowhere because I know he's probably watching YouTube shit.
1:46:39
Yeah, so it's crazy. I grew up skating and there was this
1:46:44
little neighbor kid that lived behind me. He was like eight, and I
1:46:46
think I was like fourteen, and my little brother was like younger as well.
1:46:50
So just all the kids hung out and skated, right, and I
1:46:55
remember what they said, you hated him, fuck him, no, But
1:47:00
it was fun because me and uh, yeah, his name is Shane,
1:47:02
and you know, I taught him to skate or whatever. And through social
1:47:06
media, like I haven't seen this guy since he was maybe eleven, and
1:47:12
he still skates. He's Oh he's great, Yeah, he's he's I mean
1:47:15
he's no respectfully, not not like Nyja or anything like that. Like was
1:47:19
weird. You know what I mean, that's like really hard to get there.
1:47:24
So what you're saying is, you know p Rod. I have a
1:47:27
signed tea shirt for I know p Rod's dad. We do comedy with Pro's
1:47:30
dad. I know p Rod too though, Yeah, has been here.
1:47:34
Last time he came here, he got us drunk off tequila because he's like,
1:47:38
nobody went drinking me. I was like, I'm the alcoholic here.
1:47:41
I got which p Rod Junior. Yeah, and then when now, when
1:47:44
Senior came in here, I really wanted to ask about him crying on Philippe's
1:47:48
podcast and then I was like, come on, man. But then I
1:47:51
was like I had to respect just as the o G. I'm like,
1:47:54
YO, can't ask him. Yeah, Shane, p Rod, those are
1:47:59
all the one. So obviously there's evolution to everything. Are these new kids
1:48:04
gonna out do Tony Hawk and out do Nigel? You're looking at these story
1:48:09
you have been well yeah, but like you mean the the like the kids
1:48:13
I teach are the kid yeah? Oh yeah, the new kids like the
1:48:15
kids you teacher. Just in general. Are these kids just like they grasp
1:48:17
it so fast as a YouTube and like they're just watching videos and doing like
1:48:20
a dark slide something they can do tomorrow, and the dark slides like that
1:48:25
thing. We're like, yo, dude, no one did it. One
1:48:27
person did the dark slide once and then it was on a fucking I'll be
1:48:31
honest, like, I love my kids, but it takes a certain someone
1:48:34
to become a nicer Tony Hawk. And for sure that fool wouldn't be taking
1:48:39
skate classes, like I know for a fact, like that dude would be
1:48:43
with some crazy dad taking them to a hand, you know what I mean,
1:48:46
Like they on have you send any potential though where you're like, oh,
1:48:50
yeah, this this kid, this kid's got something. I have one
1:48:53
kid and he's rushing, bro, but he has that like Drago Russian Like
1:48:57
I'm gonna be the best skating nice bro in like a year. He just
1:49:01
tray flipped off of the block. He allie to ten stare. I mean
1:49:04
this is one year. One year. I took this guy from not even
1:49:09
knowing how to push, but he went to Russia during the winner, Bro,
1:49:14
every time I clicked out his story, I'm fucking doing flip. How
1:49:18
old is the winter time? Every fucking every story, I do three flip
1:49:25
verdio flip like the guy is how old is Skeith? More than anyone?
1:49:29
I know? It doesn't matter what time did he hit the story fucking board
1:49:31
slide. He's like, he's like seven, dude, but he just lined
1:49:35
it seven. He's like seven or eight, bro, but he's That's what
1:49:40
it takes. You gotta be possessed, bro. You gotta be like you
1:49:45
like just doing it all day, every fucking day. It's not even a
1:49:49
treat it like part of your life. It's your life. That's what you
1:49:54
gotta treat it like how we treat weed. Yes, all day. You
1:49:57
gotta go in every fucking second, Bro, He's on literally, he's on
1:50:00
ax like Weed is sending him checks to them all. It is bitch in
1:50:04
a way, in a way, and thirty five stories with my fucking pant.
1:50:08
I'll be there tomorrow and fucking talk the Green Thromw's van eyes. But
1:50:12
it's not gonna fucking demo. But it's not. Yeah, if there was
1:50:15
no yes it is? What do you mean if I would never well,
1:50:17
how else would I validate my page? You sit here hit all day.
1:50:20
You're not gonna get a million dollars? What I'm trying to say? Yes,
1:50:23
people gonna want to smoke my ship. I do agree with you,
1:50:26
there is some there, but you get what I mean. I own for
1:50:30
his weeed store. Ya people, thank you for reminding me right now.
1:50:33
I won't forget it. Give me the money, puts your flip. Yeah,
1:50:38
hey, all right, so all the super chatters listen if we don't,
1:50:40
if you don't read them, I did put everybody's super chat in the
1:50:44
fucking raffle. So huh you can't read? Hup, you don't got a
1:50:47
bike? Yeah no, no, no, it's cool because I know we're
1:50:49
going over time, so so it's cool. I'm probably just gonna do the
1:50:53
raffle to begin with. So I'm gonna go ahead and are we gonna pick
1:50:58
a winner right away? You want to do the drum rom? Alright?
1:51:01
The winner, put drummer on your ship. The winner is Clumsy three two
1:51:14
three with a cake Clumsy three two three favorite Skating two three out of the
1:51:18
super bro Thank you DM me on Patreon please, because that's the That's what
1:51:25
I grew up. It was like the the Guy Mariano part, you know,
1:51:30
the long hair. I think for me it was either dying to live
1:51:34
or yeah right, Oh those are two of my face. Zero Yeah dude,
1:51:40
yeah yeah, right, yeah right is it to me? It was
1:51:42
like zero. Dying to live was really good if you were going to go
1:51:45
hit some stairs or rails, but zero. What about skaters? It ain't
1:51:47
talked about no more like there's a lot. But he still does like like
1:51:54
Olympic ship. No, he's he's I mean not to the young kids.
1:51:57
They don't know who he is. But I remember picking him on. Yeah
1:52:00
yeah he's Bucky Lastic buy Lastic bro. Yeah that ship was crazy. Yes,
1:52:05
some cool boards. I was like, yeah, he's like Winter Soldier,
1:52:09
Yeah, Captain America. He's loan, but yeah, but not that
1:52:14
loan. You know, I've never heard of this guy, Dolan Stern.
1:52:19
Is he a rapist? Damn professional skateboarder that I grew up with. So
1:52:26
he's an actual homie. So he's definitely not a right Why didn't you show
1:52:30
him a picture of him grinding a skateboarder instead of like a munk shot?
1:52:34
Yeah yeah, that was very mugshot. Sorry, now shoutout, Well that's
1:52:38
the picture on the fucking on the Wikipedia. You know what I mean?
1:52:42
Well, he needs a better anyways, I was just saying I was just
1:52:45
saying he was. I remember growing up in high school, he was already
1:52:46
pro. I remember growing up in high school, this kid was already pro.
1:52:51
He was always that one, like he was remember a kid in high
1:52:56
school pro. It was so easy to make the super rich pro. But
1:52:59
like got he was signed by bands and you would get geared like and when
1:53:02
you're like, bro, yeah he's good to me. Yeah yeah, and
1:53:06
he's still killing this. Yeah. All right, well all right, before
1:53:11
we go to rock Samon's close out, what was the what was your favorite
1:53:15
skating brand growing up? I'll go first, my Ship and Always Forever will
1:53:18
be Blind. Oh good one, Yeah, I remember that blind logo.
1:53:23
Yeah, the Blind logo. I fucking that was my first board, and
1:53:26
then Ronnie Craiger and then now I now I enjoy Now I collect fucking Zeros
1:53:30
because they're the only cool boards that be doing collapse that Element. But Element
1:53:33
be having some fake ass boards out there something. Yeah, I was gonna
1:53:42
say, yeah already, no dog hook you know they've still got fires Ship
1:53:46
Yeah, Jeremy Kleine hook Ups. You know what was cool was like hook
1:53:50
Us was so low key when it came out, like you had to go
1:53:54
to like special shops. To remember he had shore they used to sell all
1:53:59
the anime shops and ship like a skate shop that had a porno section.
1:54:03
Yeah, because it was like porn boards. It was all hand tie and
1:54:09
ship machine was dope to me. What about what about you, George Power
1:54:15
Parata all day? All right, I'm all I mean growing up, growing
1:54:19
up, I'll be honest. I was a girl skateboards guy. But now
1:54:24
now am I older, I'm all power. I just skate every bones,
1:54:27
bearings, fucking power Paraza, flight diags. You know what if I independent
1:54:30
trust, if I had to build a board, I want some pig tires,
1:54:33
remember but that, dude? But I know, are they still around?
1:54:39
Dark around? I have some dark store sold out to Amazon. They're
1:54:44
like Amazon. I have some vintage fucking like CCS ship still with the packaging,
1:54:48
a pack of four wheels that I keep in my fridge from Spit spitfire.
1:54:51
It is gone bad, bro, don't remember Alien Amp Alien Warshop that
1:54:58
was yeah, was a good one in class, dude, that was a
1:55:01
good one. Habitat Habitat was sick with the Panda that was enjoy It was
1:55:06
h the big b What about enjoy Joy is sick. Yeah, that wasn't
1:55:12
No, that wasn't Running Moon, but that was oh my god, letty.
1:55:17
He had the fucking what about the super Races like it went Independent?
1:55:20
Remember it was like yo, white power? Yeah, bro, like what
1:55:24
the fun? Bro? Like, well, yeah, because it is the
1:55:27
weird racist cross. Yeah, I don't see it at all. I just
1:55:30
see I see it, and I'm just like all right, dude, so
1:55:32
like, yeah, even Independent got fucking me too, bro. I mean
1:55:36
if if I know what he kind of means, because that's kind of how
1:55:40
I feel about s r H. I never grew up. What's that r
1:55:43
H Or is it r H that brand? Uh that's probably not even probably
1:55:47
say oh yeah, no, no, no, no it was it's uh
1:55:49
no because I'm in literally as I could be right. It was like with
1:55:55
LRG, No, I loved LRG. S r H was like that,
1:55:59
like that fucking bro hos that they would sell like a fuck. I can't
1:56:03
even look it up. What about what about Shorties? Shorty was hard bro,
1:56:09
dude, Rosa. I used to have a crush on Rosa girl.
1:56:11
She'd be in like Shorty's hardware, like naked in the video game. No,
1:56:14
it was like a famous like pin up girl name named Rosa Shorty.
1:56:18
I'm gonna look this up. Yeah, like she's fine. Damn that yeah,
1:56:21
Shorties was fucking crazy. What about favorite skating shoes? Bro? I
1:56:26
wanted a pair of chad muscas. Yes, is so bad? So fat
1:56:30
around We're the o Cyrus D threes. Dude, Oh my god? What
1:56:33
was the budget fucking version of Van's Airwalk? You remember that ship airwalks?
1:56:39
This is what you guys don't remember this? No, bro? What I
1:56:43
had no idea? No you remember this? It was like super I lived.
1:56:48
That looks so fucking look super white, right, Bro? No,
1:56:53
it looks Are you from Russia? Bro? What are these brands? Crazy?
1:57:00
Guys? Have never seen? Bro? Put that up? Has anyone
1:57:02
on the internet seen that? This is? This? Is like everyone right
1:57:08
now? If anyone know? This is all over the I this was like,
1:57:12
that's our age, It's all right, I'm not I'm not because there's
1:57:15
all kinds of brands. It's real. I've never heard of it, and
1:57:17
like I'm saying hippies. But he spells this thing with a Z. Bro
1:57:21
like like you're gonna say it was just that brand that I thought about racist
1:57:24
white people. I mean, obviously they weren't a lot in Tamcula. It
1:57:27
was like it was like a local racist brand. Yeah, what was the
1:57:31
other one, the one in the cage? Everybody wore white people always warm
1:57:35
when the fight. When the UFC first started tap Out, tap out,
1:57:39
top I was also another like ra it was they sold that next to top
1:57:43
Out. It was that top Out like it was that stoner wreaking havoc was
1:57:47
Yeah, just stoner wreaking havoc. It was like, never heard of that
1:57:50
motocross a motor that they're wreaking havoc. We're more chilled. What about Have
1:57:57
you guys heard of meta militia? Yeah? God, coming right next to
1:58:00
that meta militia, it's that that that fucking I feel like you drink a
1:58:04
fucking rock star right now. Maybe I'm in that crowd because I did.
1:58:09
Nobody wrote fake ass brand, nig I see what he's saying. There was
1:58:14
those certain brands. Not a lot of people knew what Algy Juggles, probably
1:58:17
Militia, you're right, Mont's rockstar energy, tap out? What else was
1:58:25
there? White people loved them? Yeah, d g K got their own
1:58:33
like Lolaane nlarg That's why I enjoy was chill because they were just fun.
1:58:40
You know, did you wear any audio the Kenny Yeah Audio. I had
1:58:46
the Jeremy Rays. The Jeremy Ray fours was the cleanest good shoe. But
1:58:51
to me, the best skate shoe they made was the Kenny Anderson's because that
1:58:56
toe cap was fucking invincible. Dude. You know what, how do you
1:59:00
have some good ship? Dude? Ideo was on it. And then you
1:59:01
also had like the Apple Tree. Uh what's that guy's name, Mark Appleyard,
1:59:08
Mark Appleyard, Thank you, Mark Appleyard. Shoe was pretty good.
1:59:11
And then uh uh the bandmar Jeron Ones kind of sucked, but they were
1:59:15
pretty Yeah, but well of course the excel Man like remember a circa ship.
1:59:21
I had the Jamie Thomas Circus and they fell apart, dude, they
1:59:26
were so badly made, dude, and Lopez this stitchy you do one,
1:59:31
Ollie, the whole stitching breaks apart. That's how I felt about every except
1:59:36
for the D threes man. Every Osiris shoe outside of the d threes well,
1:59:40
who ever said that warl Cyrus everyone, dude, that ship was hot.
1:59:45
The Red and White Ones that it came out when I warmed the school,
1:59:48
like I fucking I broke the fucking internet, bro, like I broke
1:59:53
that school. Like they had no idea what hit him when the Osyrius fucking
1:59:57
hit the campus, Dude, it was it was a he's gonna hit his
2:00:00
campus with the heelies. He I would rock some he came in hot with
2:00:06
the he I just don't like how they roll, like how they set up
2:00:11
for it. And yeah, when someone that knows how to do it do
2:00:15
it, it's pretty cool, though I see some people know how. It's
2:00:20
just kind of douchey, bro, just just to roll away on your heels.
2:00:24
I feel like, I feel like, I just don't. I don't
2:00:26
know if you're gonna do that. You either got to be like dead ass
2:00:29
serious when you do it, or you gotta be like a little sassy with
2:00:32
you. All right, So you just got beat up by some gang,
2:00:34
stressful and then he after he goes, fuck you bitch, he heals off.
2:00:39
What would you do? Honestly, I would respect that. I couldn't
2:00:42
talk on call him, call him the wort. We're not allowed to.
2:00:46
I can't about the ship out of you and fucking inspector gadgeted his way out
2:00:50
of that situation. Like I don't know. That's why I'm saying. You
2:00:53
either got to be like dead ass serious and nobody can fuck with you,
2:00:57
and you're just a serious ass, dead face dude. That's just like yeah,
2:01:00
I heally or yeah, yeah right, you're right. You gotta be
2:01:03
about it either that or it's got to be like an attitude thing. Like
2:01:09
like myself personally, I don't take I don't take yeah exactly. Don't think
2:01:13
myself seriously. So if somebody put me in a pair of heelies, like
2:01:15
i'd pull it off. Okay, you know what I'm saying. But I
2:01:17
mean I also wouldn't be like ladies check this out, yeah straight up.
2:01:25
But if I knew how to use them, I'd get up. I get
2:01:27
up on stage with them on the mic like a couple with it, a
2:01:33
couple bits with it you have with yeah around, but you gotta be good
2:01:38
with it. I think, yeah, you fall, that'g gonna be a
2:01:41
good look on stage. I think it'd be great for comedy. I think
2:01:44
you because it's not really a prop, because you're not bringing up because if
2:01:47
you bought a skaper on there anybody would be like, that's hacking. That's
2:01:50
one way to win. Yeah, I don't bring the skateboard, but the
2:01:55
healing would be funny, just a quick one because they wouldn't even see you're
2:01:57
wearing it. It would be got I gotta catch them all stick like a
2:02:00
heart, Yeah, dude, and then pull pull up with your pull up
2:02:03
with your heaths. When Thompson Girl is a judge on don kill Tony,
2:02:06
you'll win for sure. He's gonna have you on your mom's house the next
2:02:11
week for more for like h May fifth. You know, I might pull
2:02:15
up with some heels to that commedation. You're out of fucking town, you
2:02:18
bitch, bro, Are you gonna be in town? Yeah? I was
2:02:23
like, I'm putting this, pulling this production up myself. Shout out to
2:02:27
shout out to rock though, but yeah no, it's gonna be a good
2:02:29
time though. Pull up though in a solitarybody who's been buying their tickets already.
2:02:32
I'm gonna be there, your boy. I hope you enjoyed the dispensary.
2:02:38
That's where I'm at. It's gonna be fucking smoked out, bro,
2:02:42
hey man, And if you show up anyone who wears a pair of heels?
2:02:45
Do they get a discount? Or I'll if somebody brings a heals,
2:02:50
I'll give you eighth or one of my pro pens. Gotta be you gotta
2:02:55
be wearing them though, you can't just bring a pair. But another stipulation
2:02:59
like he's like you can't skate in so I don't give a fuck that you
2:03:04
have to wear the wheels. Yeah no, yeah, you can't stand normally.
2:03:11
It's like the heels have to be popped out. Yeah, well,
2:03:14
like you know you heel bro? Do even heel? Do you even heal
2:03:16
bro? We took them out? What the fuck's the matter with you?
2:03:18
Are you going to get out of a risky situation? You know, there's
2:03:21
like professional healing. We just haven't see like sick ass heelers. Well,
2:03:25
it's like I remember back in the day soaps with sneakers with the right Yeah.
2:03:32
Wow, you brought up the soaps, dude, But here was that
2:03:36
Jesus I was in middle school. Man had to be like ninety ninety five,
2:03:41
ninety eight, Like soaps like that constituted an ass beating. Oh well,
2:03:45
I mean it was like I don't so I'm originally from San Antonio's.
2:03:48
I was born and out there. Rollerblading was huge. That's huge. So
2:03:54
like I had a pair of Solomons and then I got a pair of soaps,
2:03:57
and like, you're right fucking school and your little grinds on off.
2:04:00
That is pretty sick though, I mean it was sick when you're in the
2:04:01
middle school. You know if you're an adult that just like, can't I
2:04:05
don't know, go do your skating for a minute and then be a normal
2:04:09
person. You gotta keep doing fucking grinds when you're like out and about,
2:04:13
like I don't know, grow up. Yeah, but but yeah, I
2:04:16
know that they got Healey's with grind plates. If I'm not mistaken, that
2:04:20
looks a professional to meddings. Stop, I want to see that's straight professional.
2:04:28
They deserve a fat check every month, no, sir, because they
2:04:30
step on their Haley El Toro. Oh my god, fucking El Toro.
2:04:39
Bro. Somebody did oh God, like, do you that man of check
2:04:44
just looks give that yeah, oh yeah, this guy he's funny. Dude,
2:04:47
Give that man a check. I mean he's probably getting a check that's
2:04:50
got a billions. I want to hang on the Healey community. I know
2:04:58
he's joking. Let's see if it's like a like a more serious heally guy
2:05:01
that was not a joker there. I want to see a CGK Hey guy
2:05:05
like hip hop. No. No, but on the road though, you
2:05:09
know what, there really are professional scooters. Yeah, yeah, that blows
2:05:13
my mind. I see some tricks sometimes, like, bro, you're risking
2:05:15
your life. They're good, I say, where I teach all the time.
2:05:18
Yeah. The thing is is you can do like any of these dumb
2:05:23
things and be really good at it and stand out. Like fucking unicycling,
2:05:28
Scootering is maybe a little harder because I think there's more funcks. There's some
2:05:30
pro ship, there's some pros Like in Pains, there's some good ass scooter
2:05:34
kids. Like I hate on it at the park because it's annoying when they
2:05:38
get in your way. But when that sick ass fol rolls up, you're
2:05:41
like, I gotta I gotta respect that because it's it's pretty crazy. That's
2:05:44
my point. Be just really good at something and people have to respect you.
2:05:47
Yeah, that's where you're right. I don't know that's not true.
2:05:50
Man, Like prostitutes can't be really that good. Ain't nobody going there's yeah,
2:05:58
top to your clientele. You I don't think that. You don't think
2:06:00
they talk about each other like man that yeah, that's that bitch. That's
2:06:03
that bitch. There's always that big that bitch. I guess the strip a
2:06:09
period. She don't care. She got she got, she got rested two
2:06:13
hours ago. She here, pitches are in the strip. She's the leader.
2:06:17
Whoa. You know you also have like top tier, like you know,
2:06:23
sex workers that cost a lot, like the ones I go to Dubai
2:06:27
and like ship on them and stuff ship on the chest. I was thinking,
2:06:30
like more of the ones that fucked Trump. That Stormy Daniels, Right,
2:06:33
she's probably she probably cost him a lot of money. It's not like
2:06:36
I'm not paying a lot of money for Stormy Daniels. What I did with
2:06:41
that woman is neither of mine, your business, and everybody knows it.
2:06:45
Hearing god, Yeah, that's my best one right now. I'm pretty high,
2:06:49
all right. I usually I've done way better, but you know,
2:06:53
I usually do a better one when I'm thinking about the being deported. Inspiration
2:07:00
a little inspiration. Hey man, uh hey dude, I want to thank
2:07:03
you for coming on. Bro, No, like for real, bro,
2:07:08
I mean I know you joined. I didn't know it was going to turn
2:07:10
into the night club. And Ship what you mean that's a skateboarding podcast because
2:07:14
it got all was cool. We all well, I mean we're on nineties
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kids for the most part, so it's like skateboarding. Like I remember signing
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up for c CS skateboard magazines and I didn't even know what I had.
2:07:26
Look, I had East Bay and CCS being mailed to my house like I
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fucking was an athletic fat kid. And Ship. I just wanted to shoes
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bro, and I wanted to be like I would take We're gonna make you
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learn how to ali by August, right, Yeah, dude, I'll have
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Rizzo like help me with you. We'll go go double team or better be.
2:07:43
There was good too. I was pause. My boy Rizzo is he's
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one of those guys like sometimes he'll be like caught off guard because he'll just
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go in. At any moment he's like me, I warm up, He'll
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just like go off a roof like before you know, you're like, he
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just goes bro. He has no filter. I'm gonna learn how to Yeah,
2:08:07
we'll get you. We'll get you there, bro. I literally about
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that. Literally and then you got help here. I just bought the new
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the New Simpsons zero board collapse, I got. I got four of those.
2:08:16
I'm gonna get it about four. I'm gonnamon boards the sound of cruisell
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ones. Dude, that's true. I did. I'm gonna buy one of
2:08:24
those. He's don't hate. He's on hates when people stock up and he
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can say on Nike and looking at him. I got four of those.
2:08:31
I got four different ones. All right, It's not just fucking Homer four
2:08:37
times. It's Homer, Maggie, Marge and Bart. Lisa matter with you,
2:08:41
dude. Lisa was such a bitch. Dude, donsaking hap it over
2:08:46
here? Bro, I was here, come back our age. He almost
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like he almost thought he was like he was gonna throw something down him.
2:08:54
You're an agro bro. No, that's just us BROA Yeah, but where
2:09:00
can they follow you at brouh You follow me up to my house? I
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live on a skateboard. Uh? You follow me on my George Wayne ship,
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George Wayne Junior on Instagram, Jackie Ham on porn hub, and uh
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George Wayne Junior on TikTok. Make sure you guys check him out. Also
2:09:22
if you watch your kid to fucking be good at something. You could pay
2:09:24
him to teach him to fucking find a passion in life, like skateboarding.
2:09:28
Teach him young, bro, yet on Minecraft. Bro, shit gets harder
2:09:31
when you get older. Bro, I'm learning Japanese and I'm gonna learn how
2:09:33
to skateboard and it's hardest funck you remember all that shit, especially while hi,
2:09:37
So teach him young. He won't lie, you know what I mean,
2:09:39
he won't lie to you. Two weeks in he'll tell you for your
2:09:41
kids, Tony Hawk or not. Yeah, I'll let you know quick.
2:09:43
See. The thing is, I'm not trying to be Tony Hawk. I'm
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just trying to be the fact guy on the board that I can trying to
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be that. You'll lose a lot of weight. You won't be fat anymore.
2:09:50
Bro, You'll just skate all tell him that he'll never quit. I
2:09:52
just start pushing everywhere. So I just said, because like, it's not
2:09:56
like riding a bike. People want to check you for a bike when you
2:09:58
have a skateboard. Nobody wants jack that ship too. Yeah, it's like
2:10:03
you can get away quicker and ship. I don't know we've been jacked before
2:10:07
I would think with the bike, because like when I ride a bike and
2:10:09
when I go with the cruise, like a lot of the foods know that.
2:10:11
Like, hey bro, that backpack just don't have water in there,
2:10:13
you know what I mean. Like, so I'm just like, hey man,
2:10:16
I was like, how you need an electric skateboard? Bro? You
2:10:20
doesn't. Honestly, I've been thinking about one of those. I was just
2:10:22
like, you'll get the balance of I'll teach you all that ship too,
2:10:24
dude. I honestly think you'll like that more. That'd be sick. It's
2:10:28
just more I mean, honestly, like if I didn't skate and I had,
2:10:31
I tried both, the e board is is pretty fun, dude.
2:10:35
It looks hell yeah, bro, hey man, we gotta definitely have you
2:10:39
back on for sure. Martin Rizzo's coming on next Thursday. Oh ship shout
2:10:43
out. Yeah. Talked him about our our fucking I mean, he's like
2:10:46
he's like Benjamin Button, like he just never agent said it already. I
2:10:50
think he drinks a drenal con. People like, well, how does he
2:10:52
get it? Fucking Philip It like go of comedy, dog Like look at
2:10:56
the fucking a. You know what it's gets paid in adrenochrome. He's like,
2:11:01
yo, I don't know, Manli Philippit doesn't seem like he would have
2:11:05
the plug on that because he wouldn't be like a fat vegan. Like he's
2:11:07
like the only like kind of like big vegan that I know, bro,
2:11:11
just like I don't really know too many, like you know, like yeah,
2:11:13
but he's probably like the vegan pastries, like the vegan little debbies.
2:11:16
Yeah, he in salad. Yeah, he's ain't like the vegan the good
2:11:20
vegan vegan deep fried ship. Yeah, I mean there, you could be
2:11:24
fat ast fucking vegan. I would just dude, if I was young,
2:11:28
maybe if I were. No, he's not, dude. He's like forty
2:11:31
almost Dad Schnyder's vegan. He looks. I think Felipe clowns him on it
2:11:35
on that ship all the time. Bro. And I was just like,
2:11:37
yo, because he's how old is it? I think he's like, I
2:11:39
don't know, he's almost forty. If I had guess, I could say
2:11:43
I thought he was like thirty three, and I'm only Pelipe. Yeah,
2:11:46
Marian Martin, No, Marin, Marian's thirty four. I think thirty eight.
2:11:52
No, No, he's definitely like low thirties well you know, but
2:11:56
you know, keeps some young and skating bro and like having fun. If
2:12:01
you if you don't stress out, bro, you you'll stay young. He
2:12:05
does seem like one of these fools who lives his life like boss baby.
2:12:07
You know what I mean. We show all the time that fools. Just
2:12:11
he's NonStop, just fun like he's he's always looking for for the laugh.
2:12:16
You know, he's a hold on the ASO. Yeah he is, bro.
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The moment somebody says porno on the fucking what's up? Who said porn?
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Yeah? I listen to that podcast a lot too. So it's like,
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as much as he says he's not down for that cock activity ship,
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he brings it up and talks about it too much. I'm like, I
2:12:35
know you weren't taking a guy who wants to to fuck his wife show up
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to go to high I'll give you free tickets, bro, fucking and let
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he says she's all right, He says she's kind of fine. Said for
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