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Speaker 1: This ain't dickens. The plot never thickens. It's a vicious cycle,
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Speaker 1: is all. There's no third act. That's just a fact.
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Speaker 1: Fewer than ever answer the call. These are the best
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Speaker 1: of times, these are the worst. I'm always the second,
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Speaker 1: I'm never the first. It's more like orwell, we're ringing
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Speaker 1: the doorbell. Big brother's been watching for years. From Pig
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Speaker 1: to Man, Sam, I am the culmination of all my fears.
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Speaker 1: Every required read has truly been a seed