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DONKEY: IRS Is Asking For Thieves To Report Stolen Income · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Don't be at the base you get day you know
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  Speaker 1: you are. Huh, I'm gonna fatten all that around your
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  Speaker 1: want this man to Dogen Blowers. Man, they wait for
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  Speaker 1: Charlomagne to make a judgment. Who was going to be
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  Speaker 1: on the Donkey of the day. They chose you the
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  Speaker 1: breakfast club bitches, Who's donkey of the day to day? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Donkey today? From Monday, March thirteenth goes to anyone out
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  Speaker 1: there who is reporting stolen property in bribes to the IRS.
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  Speaker 1: What okay, uncle Charlotte, what the hell are you talking
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  Speaker 1: about on this Monday morning? Listen to me. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: usually tell y'all do whatever the IRS tells you to do.
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  Speaker 1: But this one, this one sounds like all the alphabet
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  Speaker 1: boys are conspiring to make sure you end up under
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  Speaker 1: the jail. Okay, this sounds like a coordinating plan between
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  Speaker 1: the IRS and the FBI. Because if you stole a
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  Speaker 1: car in two thousand and twenty one, took a bribe
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  Speaker 1: in two thousand twenty two, the IRS one you to
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  Speaker 1: report on your taxes. Okay, see what a stolen call?
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  Speaker 1: Yes see. These provisions went viral Monday, I think it
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  Speaker 1: was last Monday, after a tweet went out and it said,
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  Speaker 1: a tax season is around the corner. Remember to report
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  Speaker 1: your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Fox Bob News for the report. Please
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  Speaker 1: the IRS or just people to report just about everything
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  Speaker 1: that IRS says. If you seal, report its failed market value,
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  Speaker 1: and if you receive a bribe or get extra cash
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  Speaker 1: from illegal activities, make sure to include that in your
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  Speaker 1: income as well. For those worry the IRS won't pass
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  Speaker 1: the information to law enforcement, that's because federal taxes prevents
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  Speaker 1: federal employees from sharing tax return information. Okay, don't just
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  Speaker 1: get animus back. What are you talking about, Babby? It's
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  Speaker 1: the last day my black folks don't even want to
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  Speaker 1: report cash aapping square exactly. You're gonna ask me to
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  Speaker 1: report a stolen call. Ain't gonna tell you it's not
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna tell you they're not gonna turn it over
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  Speaker 1: the law enforcement. Don't you fall for that? You going
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  Speaker 1: to jail. Ain't nobody stupid enough to do that, Nobody,
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  Speaker 1: nobody with out skin color. I don't fall for that.
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  Speaker 1: All the alphabets right next to each other for a reason. Okay, FBI, I, R, S, C,
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  Speaker 1: I A, DA, FB, I G. They all part of
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  Speaker 1: the same family. I don't care what anyone says. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you trust it. If you steal property, you must report
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  Speaker 1: this fair market value in your income in the year
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  Speaker 1: you steal, unless you return it to this right from
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  Speaker 1: owner in the same year. Or what if you're dealing
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  Speaker 1: drugs like miss pat used to do. Okay, you don't
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  Speaker 1: stop bringing my history over there and the king the
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  Speaker 1: ChIL okay, like you had an old script club. You
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  Speaker 1: also got to report bribes and kickbacks. You hear that,
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  Speaker 1: All you DJs and program directors out there taking money
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  Speaker 1: to play records, you have to report your bribes and kickbacks.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that, Okay. Who in that right mind is
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  Speaker 1: about to fall for this. It's not even something you
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  Speaker 1: should entertain with a lawyer president, Okay. The whole point
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  Speaker 1: of committing these crimes is a to get some money
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  Speaker 1: and being yeah, to get some tax free money. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I've literally been reading Ray Kwon's memory from staircase to
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  Speaker 1: stage all week. Memoir. I hear what I said. It's
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  Speaker 1: my visit line, okay, and I've been reading it all No,
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  Speaker 1: it's why won't you take him off you trying to
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  Speaker 1: keep him straight? Ain't you that ain't necessary? Can't about
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  Speaker 1: to see you take your visit line. I got to
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  Speaker 1: wear them at work. Y'all know I should have just
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  Speaker 1: said book, but I've been reading. But I've been reading
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  Speaker 1: the book call Weekend, okay, And he talks about one
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  Speaker 1: of the perks of drug dealings that you got tax
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  Speaker 1: free money. And I don't remember the exact quote, but
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  Speaker 1: he basically says, why would he get a job, work
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  Speaker 1: all those hours only to get the government half legal
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  Speaker 1: activities and make all that tax free money? So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know we live in this era where people alcohol
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  Speaker 1: liberated and they want to act like they're accepting of
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  Speaker 1: all things. But I'm telling you right now, this is
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  Speaker 1: the equivalent of your significant other telling you just tell
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  Speaker 1: me you cheating. I won't get mad. Just go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and met your dirt, telling me what you did, and
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  Speaker 1: it's all good. You ever did that to say, not
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  Speaker 1: what I did? I did. I ain't ain't paying on
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  Speaker 1: tax on a dope dealing money. But though I went
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  Speaker 1: to the skating rena bought me some joys and some
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  Speaker 1: Levi's different color fleet lines. They won the government problem. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: the government ain't never helped me bagged up a rock,
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  Speaker 1: So why would I give them a percentage of it?
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  Speaker 1: They didn't stand on that corner. They didn't help me
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  Speaker 1: put that dope in my kids draws. They didn't help
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  Speaker 1: me pull it out of my draws. You didn't participate
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  Speaker 1: in the business. Help meant just what you mean? Line
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  Speaker 1: is confused. All I'm saying is, don't fall off for that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right? You think the same government that that does
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  Speaker 1: nothing but lie to you is gonna be truthful with
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  Speaker 1: you now? Okay, I'm gonna trust the same government that
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  Speaker 1: has proven time and time again that they had not
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  Speaker 1: to be trusted. Okay. I think they saw how people,
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  Speaker 1: how stupid people work with their PPP loans, and they said,
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  Speaker 1: what else can we do to get more of them
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  Speaker 1: to lock themselves up? No, let me say this in y'all.
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  Speaker 1: If it don't require you so security number, don't report it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I I say. Then the PP loan required
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  Speaker 1: your was so security enough? My friend gonna get that
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  Speaker 1: p PP. One of my friends, I went to a
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  Speaker 1: one point five million dollars and they're looking at me
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  Speaker 1: like they crazy. I know they broke, but I ain't
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing. I'm gonna keep my mouth ship. So do
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  Speaker 1: you do you think people should uh you know, file
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  Speaker 1: their crimes on their taxes? Who the hell that the
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  Speaker 1: a capone file heir crime on her taxes? M If
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  Speaker 1: the whites don't do it, then the blacks don't think up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I capone ever fire taxing. That's how
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  Speaker 1: they got out. Listen, the only way this would work
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  Speaker 1: is if everyone who actually did this was a granted
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  Speaker 1: immunity from prosecution, pstitution prosecution. If there's no legal protection
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  Speaker 1: for that, there's no legal protection that shielded them from
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  Speaker 1: criminal prosecution for the offenses they're report on their taxes.
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  Speaker 1: What's the point if you think this government is about
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  Speaker 1: to give a tax return for committing crimes. If you
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  Speaker 1: think this government is just going to accept those crimes
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  Speaker 1: like legal employment, then go ahead do your thing, because
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  Speaker 1: I need content for donkey to day. Any Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: remember back in the day, they were asking everybody to
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  Speaker 1: turning their guns to go see Janet Jackson. Y'all remember
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  Speaker 1: that in the land. Why Janet Jackson. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what was going on, but they asked everybody to turning
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  Speaker 1: their guns for free concert ticket. Then two weeks later,
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  Speaker 1: everybody get shot because he don't gush. Damn you don't
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  Speaker 1: do you remember that? You look it up there in
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  Speaker 1: the Lanta they were asking you for my Janet Jackson ticket.
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  Speaker 1: You turn in your pillston and everybody got shot the
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  Speaker 1: next week. Don't do it. Please give everybody who will
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  Speaker 1: be reporting their stolen property and broad to the i
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  Speaker 1: RS the biggest he hall because I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: miss Patch some people are gonna do. That sounds like
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  Speaker 1: me in the bed, what with my lags up? Charlemagne
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  Speaker 1: as to me with my legs up? When the crimes
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  Speaker 1: get the coming? Oh my god, alright, your hand on
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  Speaker 1: the back of my behind, just holding me. Let's open
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  Speaker 1: up the phone lines five A five one five one.
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  Speaker 1: What are we asking people? You ain't never girl, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course you got that visian. Listen. Now we know
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  Speaker 1: there are going to be some people who do this. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they're going to be some people who actually listen to
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  Speaker 1: the IRS and report their crimes on the report their
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  Speaker 1: crimes to the RS following on their taxes. So what
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  Speaker 1: do we ask? What's something that you stole or bribe
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  Speaker 1: you took or scam you committed that I just want
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  Speaker 1: you to remain anonymous what you did in the past year.
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  Speaker 1: So we're asking, what's something You stole, a bribe, you
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  Speaker 1: took a scam, you committed that you would have to
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  Speaker 1: claim I tell you would drugs? What crime would you
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  Speaker 1: report on your taxes? Let me ask you something. So
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  Speaker 1: if you let somebody rub knowing you for some money,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta report that too. Yes, yes, yeah, you got
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  Speaker 1: some money to Clay. We'll talk about it when we
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