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New Dirty Little Secret:I’m Not in Love..I Just Love the Boat” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: Secret Mix one oh two point nine and Bill at
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  Speaker 2: a Kid Candicelow Pens producer pull.
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  Speaker 3: We got a thousand dollars coming up next.
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  Speaker 2: If you want it a grand we do it in
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  Speaker 2: the forties every hour, pretty much all day. Okay, fat
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  Speaker 2: stacks of cash, get your money. Next, Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: If you've got one, feel free to reach out anytime
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  Speaker 2: and confess and you do.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I want to say that I.
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  Speaker 4: Know I'm gonna sound terrible, but I promise to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm basically staying with my boyfriend or his boat.
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  Speaker 3: For his boat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, boat, Hey, yeah, I know, I hear it, I
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  Speaker 1: hear I get why you guys were laughing.
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  Speaker 2: I sound How is there any way to justify this
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  Speaker 2: without being super fit? I mean, I'm here for I'm here,
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  Speaker 2: I'm listening, But how is there any way to justify
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  Speaker 2: going Yeah, I'm only staying with his dude because of
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  Speaker 2: his boat.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, all right, I know, I know it's the
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  Speaker 1: show and I sound like I'm this horrible villain, but
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  Speaker 1: I also I have been on Lake Lewisville pretty much
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  Speaker 1: every weekend for the last two summers and.
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  Speaker 4: It is so much fun.
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  Speaker 1: But everything, Yeah, but like every single weekend are out
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  Speaker 1: there tied up, the party posts, music, people everywhere, the
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  Speaker 1: drinks are flowing, and like, honestly, it's the best and
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  Speaker 1: I look forward to it all year and I bet
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  Speaker 1: you do. I don't know. I just I do not
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  Speaker 1: want to miss out on anything. And even my friends
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  Speaker 1: are like, do not break up with him yet? We
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  Speaker 1: need the course? Wow, doing it for my friend.
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  Speaker 3: So, I mean, I appreciate you admitting it.
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  Speaker 2: And it's we always say it's a non judgment zone,
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  Speaker 2: but it's kind of hard not to judge when I
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  Speaker 2: feel like a guy's being used.
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  Speaker 3: First, Yeah, I feel bad for him. I do feel
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  Speaker 3: bad for him. Judge, and you and your trifling friends.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, right, you're a bunch of lake rats on
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  Speaker 2: the boat and I love.
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  Speaker 3: Party Cove too. I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I want to have fun too, but I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I could stay with somebody, get a paddle boat,
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  Speaker 2: paddle out there by yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, those are fun. And there's a bunch of dudes
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  Speaker 3: with exercise.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if you have if you're a girl
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  Speaker 2: and you're a woman and you want to get on
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  Speaker 2: a boat. It's easy. It's not so easy for a guy.
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  Speaker 2: No one's like, God, I can't wait to get more
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  Speaker 2: dudes on my boat.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all. I know, I know, I like, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like a jerk. I feel like I honestly, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm brave enough to admit it and honestly, before you
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  Speaker 1: guys judge me too hard, He's not this boyfriend of
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  Speaker 1: the year that you just feel so bad for, like
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  Speaker 1: at all. What I meant, I've got him texting other
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  Speaker 1: girls more than once, so there's a reason. Not being
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  Speaker 1: super crazy, but like definitely flirty, definitely crossing lines and
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  Speaker 1: like honestly like I let it thread, which probably says
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  Speaker 1: more about me than him.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The truth is, I'm not that in love with him.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I care about you can tell.
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  Speaker 3: You, Oh yeah, I had a feeling.
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  Speaker 2: So you two are just there. You're in a situationship,
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  Speaker 2: is what this is. You like him for his boat,
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  Speaker 2: and he probably likes you because you're still hot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I am hot, but I'm also really cool and funny
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  Speaker 1: and he's just like whatever. So I see those messages
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  Speaker 1: that gives.
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  Speaker 4: Me like the A okay, So like that's how I
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  Speaker 4: sleep at night as long as I'm right, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: he's not, as long as he's not embarrassing me publicly.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not about to ruin my summer over him texting
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  Speaker 4: a couple of chicks.
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  Speaker 1: Like I know that sounds ruthless, and maybe it is
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  Speaker 1: a little ruthless, but my guys have been doing this
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  Speaker 1: since the beginning of time. We're both using each other, right,
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  Speaker 1: And he gets a hot, fun girlfriend to show off
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  Speaker 1: on the boat, and I get the boat with all
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  Speaker 1: my friends.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, when you put it like that, when you
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  Speaker 2: put it like that, I love. Guys have been doing
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  Speaker 2: this since the beginning of time. Do you think do
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  Speaker 2: you think Noah brought a couple of chicks on the art?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Like, hey, why not? Yeah, let me
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  Speaker 2: get two blondes to brunettes, you know, just in case.
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  Speaker 3: And they were only using him because they weren't getting
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  Speaker 3: into his beard. Were definitely using him for his boat. Yeah, true, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: they had to.
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  Speaker 1: Noah told me it was okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if Noah said so, then tie up.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see a party cove this weekend, right, but whatever
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  Speaker 2: weekend Memorial Days coming. Wow, So you're just rind it
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  Speaker 2: out and just see what happens. And I mean, you know, obviously,
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  Speaker 2: if your boyfriend's texting other people and it doesn't bother you,
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  Speaker 2: isn't that a sign it's probably not?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right on exactly. Yeah, I'm fine with it. We
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  Speaker 1: both get what we want.
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  Speaker 2: Well, good luck, have a great summer, and I probably
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  Speaker 2: will see you out there. Tell me what kind of
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  Speaker 2: boat it is. I won't say anything to him, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: It's the biggest boat, That's what I will say.
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  Speaker 2: Oh whoa, okay, all right, And there's some big boats
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  Speaker 2: out there, so if he had a tiny boat, you
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  Speaker 2: would have left