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You Should Have Gotten Out of the Way! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: You should have gotten out of the way. It's one
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  Speaker 1: more thing. I'm strungy, one more thing. So it's probably
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to exaggerate. Once every two weeks I
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  Speaker 1: come close enough to running over somebody on the way
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  Speaker 1: to work that it's bothersome. It's because of the uh
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  Speaker 1: unhomed population around the radio station that has a tendency
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  Speaker 1: to just wander across the street in the dark and
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  Speaker 1: all black, not at a crosswalk, funky junk as and
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  Speaker 1: uh in my straight.
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  Speaker 2: Now funky junk ass under your feet.
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  Speaker 1: Or on your hood in my new comeding car of choice,
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  Speaker 1: the Cyberbeast, which.
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  Speaker 3: Had this ah about this funky junk as satin fires
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  Speaker 3: cow funk he junk ass under my tires yowl yeah,
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  Speaker 3: as inspired by the late greats Sylvester Stallone or I'm
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  Speaker 3: sorry sly Stone. Different fella, completely different yeah, very different fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway back to you, I'm done song of Fiant.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So it would never be good to run over
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  Speaker 1: a homeless person. I mean, even though the drug addict
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  Speaker 1: wandering across the street in all black, in the dark,
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  Speaker 1: not across walk, it would not be my fault. I
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like and the defiant.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna look because you've got to stop
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  Speaker 2: for me.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta believe it would be quite the headache to
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  Speaker 1: deal with, especially in my new Cyberbeast. The big truck
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  Speaker 1: with the stainless steel, completely flat front end like a
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  Speaker 1: semi and at weighs seven pounds, I think it would
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  Speaker 1: just pulverize somebody. But the reason I started thinking about
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  Speaker 1: this was Governor DeSantis of Florida just stated, because they're
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  Speaker 1: expecting protests in Florida this weekend, my clip, just my
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  Speaker 1: picture just disappeared like it got erased. Let me go
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  Speaker 1: into my deleted that's.
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  Speaker 3: Bad because I keep coming up with nude versus of
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  Speaker 3: my song. Hit it and we're probably better off now,
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  Speaker 3: probably better off, not okay.
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  Speaker 1: Ron DeSantis just said, if a mob surrounds your car
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  Speaker 1: and threatens you and you hit them, that's their fault.
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  Speaker 1: He announced that as the governor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well yeah, there was a notable episode of that.
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  Speaker 3: Where was that that angry rioters surrounded a pickup truck
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  Speaker 3: pulling like a horse trailer and the guy was afraid
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  Speaker 3: for his life and he kept driving and he hurts
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  Speaker 3: several people, well, several people were hurt in trying to
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  Speaker 3: hurt him, but the laws said, no, he's perfectly justified.
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  Speaker 1: Man. I've seen lots of people get surrounded before and
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  Speaker 1: they they you know, because there they've got more humanity
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  Speaker 1: than me or something or whatever. They they they don't,
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  Speaker 1: but they're surrounded by these people, and I think f that,
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  Speaker 1: especially if my kids in the car. No, I'll hire lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: I'll deal with this later. I'm not sitting here waiting
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  Speaker 1: to see how this turns out.
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  Speaker 3: No place google the name Reginald Denny right right, dragged
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  Speaker 3: out of his truck and beaten to the point his
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  Speaker 3: brain was never the same in the Rodney King riots
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  Speaker 3: just for being a white guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is horrifying.
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  Speaker 4: I'm watching a video from yesterday in Chicago with the
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  Speaker 4: anti Ice riots in this car gets stuck in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of it and they drove right through, just gunned it.
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  Speaker 1: Do it well, it won't have it won't have to
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  Speaker 1: happen very often, very many places before the word gets
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  Speaker 1: out that, oh, you can't just stand in front of
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  Speaker 1: a car anymore. Okay, I guess I better not do that, because,
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  Speaker 1: at least for quite a few years now, the message
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  Speaker 1: has been sent to this crowd, and it's the same
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  Speaker 1: freaking people often at all of these things, like the
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  Speaker 1: literally the same people. But they've they've gotten the word that,
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  Speaker 1: oh we can get in front of a car and
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  Speaker 1: harassed people and they'll just sit there and put up
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  Speaker 1: with it and be scared.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they won't hit you, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, Well DeSantis announcing Yay, you do that and you
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  Speaker 1: get run over, that's your fault. So I'm happy to
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  Speaker 1: hear that there's only one member of this show it's
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  Speaker 1: ever ever run over a human being, and it's cute
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  Speaker 1: little blonde Katie Green, Katy Katy in the news Lady,
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  Speaker 1: why did you run over this person? He didn't like
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  Speaker 1: the looks of him or what was the story, Katie?
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  Speaker 4: Well, now, in my defense, I did not run over anyone.
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  Speaker 4: I hit him and he rolled over the top of
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  Speaker 4: my car. So let's just he didn't go under my
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  Speaker 4: tires or anything.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So the so the inertia carried him up onto
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  Speaker 1: your hood as opposed under your car, and you get
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  Speaker 1: a credit for that. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, ten points no, so wow, Okay. To set the scene,
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  Speaker 4: I'm in a prom dress. It was my senior ball night,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm in San Francisco and I was driving.
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  Speaker 1: We want to explain how I ended up driving.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm driving my car and we're at a stoplight,
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  Speaker 4: and I have two of my friends in the car,
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  Speaker 4: and this totally out of his mind. Junkie throws himself
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  Speaker 4: over the driver's side of my car and kind of
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  Speaker 4: onto my windshield, so his arms are like across my
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  Speaker 4: windshield and his body is up against my driver's side window.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, f this, and I hit the gas
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  Speaker 4: and he did a nice little spin and went up
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  Speaker 4: and over the top of my car, and I took
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  Speaker 4: off because I didn't want to even take a second
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  Speaker 4: to figure out what he was trying to do.
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  Speaker 1: I would do the same thing even did anything come
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  Speaker 1: of that? Did you call the police or did he
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  Speaker 1: track you down and sue you or no? He didn't
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  Speaker 1: even fall.
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  Speaker 4: He was Steve remain Standing said, I saw him, you know,
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  Speaker 4: in the street, yelling at me with his arms up.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, all right, he's fine, I don't
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  Speaker 4: need to call for help, gotcha, But I mean, it's scared.
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  Speaker 4: And I didn't see him coming. He came from like
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  Speaker 4: my blind spot, so it startled me, and I just
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  Speaker 4: I gunned it. That was it.
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  Speaker 1: And you're what, you're a seventeen year old high school girl.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was seventeen.
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  Speaker 2: Points for a stick in the landing junkie boy, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, counterfactual or whatever you call it, when if things
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  Speaker 1: have gone differently, you look back and he's you know,
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  Speaker 1: bent into a pretzel and there's blood all around him.
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  Speaker 1: You keep driving, but you call nine one one problem. Absolutely. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was in that situation. And with the way that
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  Speaker 4: I was raised, I'm like always hyper aware, and I
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  Speaker 4: was in it address that was too tight around my
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  Speaker 4: knees for me to be able to run anywhere, and
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  Speaker 4: I was in heels, and I was just like, if
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  Speaker 4: I got out of the car and something goes off,
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  Speaker 4: I am in no shape to a defend myself or
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  Speaker 4: b get away.
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  Speaker 1: So I just stayed in the car. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: if I just stretched on him in my boxing gear.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get out of my car and
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  Speaker 1: like fend for my life because this lame o jumped
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  Speaker 1: on my Oo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I had seen that I had hurt him,
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  Speaker 4: the first thing I would have done was called nine
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  Speaker 4: one one and give him the intersection and say this
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  Speaker 4: is what happened, and here's my contact info if you
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  Speaker 4: need hmm, okay, I.
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  Speaker 1: Wonder are be a little worried about that in San Francisco,
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  Speaker 1: where they would love to make you the you know,
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  Speaker 1: white perpetrator of violence or something, you're the patriarchy a
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  Speaker 1: girl or oh yeah, well this this is no way
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  Speaker 1: shape or forms.
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  Speaker 2: A female face of white supremacy.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I am. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean that's in no way, shape or form
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  Speaker 4: advice or anything.
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  Speaker 1: That's just what.
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  Speaker 2: Advice. D would you still go to prom?
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  Speaker 1: It was prom night? I did still go to prom?
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  Speaker 1: Or you were on a way too prom? I was
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  Speaker 1: on my way too prom. I was switching on the
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  Speaker 1: way home. No, wow, How long did it take you
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  Speaker 1: to calm down?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I everybody at prom knew about that by the time
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  Speaker 4: it was I mean because I.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, ran over a dude.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so yeah, because that did that happened to
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  Speaker 4: me several times.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you hit a homeless guy on your way here,
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  Speaker 1: wait to mow down bums tells.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, wow, wow, that's crazy. So I'm sure in
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  Speaker 3: a lot of jurisdictions, all you have to say is
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  Speaker 3: I was afraid for my life, and that is clearly legitimate.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if you like, roll down your windshield a
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  Speaker 3: couple inches. I'm picture and being surrounded in a riot
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  Speaker 3: or something like that, and say I am going to
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  Speaker 3: accelerate in three seconds, fair warning, three two one, and
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  Speaker 3: then mulm down.
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  Speaker 2: Take that Antifa.
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  Speaker 1: Huh premeditating what?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so I am afraid for my life.
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  Speaker 1: You should have asked them if they were hungry, and
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  Speaker 1: offered to buy them some food.
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  Speaker 3: Then I pop in my eight track tape of Funky
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  Speaker 3: Junkie by slying the family stone, rank it up so
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  Speaker 3: I can't hear the screams, and I hit that accelerator.
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  Speaker 1: I turn it up so I can't hear the screams,
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  Speaker 1: and bumbump off.
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  Speaker 2: I go right, got places to be, well, I guess
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  Speaker 2: that's it