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- 0:00Speaker 1: Old time is here. No time to fear.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Corella is so near because show time is here.
- 0:06Speaker 1: So on with the show. Let's give it a go.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Carrella is the one that you need to know now
- 0:16Speaker 3: it's show time.
- 0:35Speaker 4: Sorry, I was fixing my desk.
- 0:39Speaker 5: Oh, we have so much to talk about that does
- 0:40Speaker 5: not involve me fixing my desk. From Donald Trump's Wealthy Child,
- 0:49Speaker 5: it is the Carrell Show. I am Carrel.
- 0:52Speaker 4: Happy July first.
- 0:54Speaker 5: Oh we're here, we made it to another month. I'm
- 0:58Speaker 5: so glad you are with me. We've got so much
- 1:01Speaker 5: to talk about today. In history, nineteen seventy nine, Sony
- 1:06Speaker 5: officially released The Walkman and changed portable wearable music forever.
- 1:10Speaker 5: How many of you remember your first Walkman? I certainly do.
- 1:15Speaker 5: I converted all of my vinyl to cassette tape. I
- 1:19Speaker 5: would buy these basf they sold thirty cassette tapes in
- 1:23Speaker 5: a holder and they were blank, and I would convert.
- 1:26Speaker 5: I had like what four of those, so one hundred
- 1:28Speaker 5: and twenty cassettes because I had one hundred and twenty albums,
- 1:32Speaker 5: thirty five or forty of them. Back in the day
- 1:34Speaker 5: was Barbara streisand oh yes, Barbara, Barbara, Barbara still with
- 1:39Speaker 5: us at eighty four and working on a new album.
- 1:42Speaker 4: Oh I'm Barbara's dry.
- 1:44Speaker 5: Sand No I wish I were. Don't tell me not
- 1:48Speaker 5: to live. Just sit and patu les candy and oh
- 1:51Speaker 5: yes I could do it. I could play her in
- 1:53Speaker 5: a movie with a whole lot of help of AI.
- 1:58Speaker 5: So today in history nineteen seven, the Sony Walkman was released.
- 2:02Speaker 5: How many of you remember it? Did you love your
- 2:05Speaker 5: cassette tapes because you got to learn so much with
- 2:07Speaker 5: the cassette tape. For instance, you got to learn you
- 2:09Speaker 5: could stick a pencil through one side and do this
- 2:12Speaker 5: round and round and round to make it fast forward.
- 2:14Speaker 5: And many of you learned that if you took an
- 2:17Speaker 5: exacto blade and sliced it and then put a piece
- 2:19Speaker 5: of Scotch tape, you could fix a broken cassette tape.
- 2:24Speaker 4: Oh the things.
- 2:25Speaker 5: See these young these young fuckers, they don't know shit.
- 2:28Speaker 5: They just pressed play and it plays. We used to
- 2:30Speaker 5: have to do things like fix the tape. Okay, And
- 2:33Speaker 5: remember when your record had to be cleaned or it
- 2:35Speaker 5: was warped. How many of you would lay something heavy
- 2:37Speaker 5: on top of your warped record and then put it
- 2:40Speaker 5: outside for a minute. To see if it would flatten out.
- 2:43Speaker 5: One time I put my records in the dishwasher.
- 2:45Speaker 4: I did.
- 2:46Speaker 5: I did not let it go on the heat cycle,
- 2:48Speaker 5: but you know I washed it worked. Oh yes, they
- 2:52Speaker 5: never changed a needle. Well now some of them have
- 2:54Speaker 5: with the vinyl today, but oh yeah. So the Walkman
- 2:57Speaker 5: and cassette tapes, and then remember the CD Man came
- 3:00Speaker 5: out after that. It was a portable, bad re operated
- 3:03Speaker 5: CD player and you really couldn't you know, the Walkman
- 3:07Speaker 5: you could jog with and do everything because tapes don't skip.
- 3:10Speaker 5: But with the with the CD Man, you had to
- 3:12Speaker 5: set it down because if you tried to jog with it.
- 3:15Speaker 5: They tried to make it so you could jog with it,
- 3:17Speaker 5: but you couldn't. It would skip. The CD would skip.
- 3:20Speaker 5: People think CDs don't skip, but they do. So yeah,
- 3:24Speaker 5: so there's all that going on in the world.
- 3:27Speaker 4: On today.
- 3:27Speaker 5: In history, I like to start the day with the
- 3:29Speaker 5: day in history. Every day, a little bit of history,
- 3:31Speaker 5: a little bit of monica, a little bit of history.
- 3:34Speaker 4: By my side.
- 3:36Speaker 5: There was some other history today. What was it I
- 3:39Speaker 5: to forget? I get an email every morning about this
- 3:41Speaker 5: day in history, and there were some other There's some
- 3:45Speaker 5: big time stuff that happened today in history. It's so
- 3:48Speaker 5: weird because we're making history every day. You know, they'll
- 3:51Speaker 5: read about the things going on right now, you know,
- 3:55Speaker 5: in the history books. So we're making history, you know,
- 3:59Speaker 5: as we see. Princess Diana's birthday is today. She was
- 4:04Speaker 5: born in nineteen sixty one, so she'd be sixty four,
- 4:07Speaker 5: sixty five years old. Dan Aykroyd was born today, born
- 4:10Speaker 5: in fifty two. The nineteen oh four Olympic Games, the
- 4:14Speaker 5: first ever held in the US, opened in Saint Louis
- 4:16Speaker 5: today in nineteen oh four. In eighteen sixty three, the
- 4:20Speaker 5: Battle of Gettysburg began. In that something, Canada established itself
- 4:25Speaker 5: as a self governing state. Today, isn't that something? The
- 4:30Speaker 5: Battle of San Juan Hill that happened today? What else happened?
- 4:35Speaker 5: US Post Office introduced zip codes today Zone Improvement Plan
- 4:41Speaker 5: ZIP Zone Improvement Plan in nineteen sixty three. Just think,
- 4:47Speaker 5: when I was born, there were not zip codes. Zip
- 4:50Speaker 5: codes did not happen until nineteen sixty three.
- 4:53Speaker 4: Isn't that? Isn't that something? And today?
- 4:56Speaker 5: In nineteen eighty four, the PG thirteen rating came in
- 5:00Speaker 5: to be nineteen eighty vo under Reagan. Nancy Reagan, she's
- 5:07Speaker 5: the one that got the PG thirteen because he used
- 5:10Speaker 5: to be g PG r X that was it. Now
- 5:14Speaker 5: it's g PG PG thirteen r X NC seventeen, which
- 5:22Speaker 5: is basically pulling. So yeah, uh yeah. If Scotch tape
- 5:29Speaker 5: didn't hold, the end disappeared into the cassette, that's right,
- 5:33Speaker 5: you lost him. However, however, I popped open a cassette
- 5:38Speaker 5: before and redone the tape.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Oh yes, and then at the back together.
- 5:44Speaker 5: How many remember eight tracks? There used to be portable
- 5:46Speaker 5: a track players, remember eight tracks.
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- 6:14Speaker 3: Correll is the one that you need some no.
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- 6:26Speaker 5: my patrons, I love you. I lost a couple of late,
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- 6:41Speaker 4: To keep the show going.
- 6:42Speaker 5: Sandy says that she just bought four hundred dollars worth
- 6:45Speaker 5: of fancy news sheets and betting that you don't need
- 6:47Speaker 5: of course you need it. You spend one third of
- 6:51Speaker 5: your life in bed, one third. This is what I
- 6:55Speaker 5: never understand about the kitchen and the bedroom, which you
- 6:59Speaker 5: can combine if you'll work it right.
- 7:02Speaker 4: But in the.
- 7:04Speaker 5: Bedroom, people skimp. They skimp, They spend the least amount
- 7:08Speaker 5: they can on sheets.
- 7:09Speaker 4: Not Andrew.
- 7:10Speaker 5: Oh no, I have a good training in this, Andrew.
- 7:12Speaker 5: When we were dead ass broke, Andrew would go to
- 7:16Speaker 5: Macy's backstage or Nordstrom rack or wherever, and he would
- 7:21Speaker 5: still buy the Egyptian cotton or the thousand thread count sheets,
- 7:25Speaker 5: aateen sheets. We slept on great sheets, even when we
- 7:28Speaker 5: were poor. There was time, but all we had was
- 7:31Speaker 5: a mattress. But we had good ass sheets, honey, Because
- 7:34Speaker 5: you know what, life is too short. You spend one
- 7:37Speaker 5: thirty of your life in the bed. Your bed should
- 7:40Speaker 5: be sumptuous and welcoming. And you should spend the most
- 7:44Speaker 5: money on two rooms in your house. Two rooms, the
- 7:48Speaker 5: bedroom and the kitchen. Fuck the media room and the
- 7:51Speaker 5: TV and all the stereo equipment.
- 7:53Speaker 4: Nah.
- 7:55Speaker 5: The two rooms you should spend the most money on
- 7:58Speaker 5: in your house, the bedroom and the kitchen. The bedroom,
- 8:03Speaker 5: because it should be your refuge, your place, your sleep.
- 8:06Speaker 5: Oh my god, my bedroom is something. I've got a
- 8:09Speaker 5: portable air conditioner over in the corner. I've got a
- 8:11Speaker 5: humidifier on the desk. I've got an air purifier at
- 8:15Speaker 5: my feet and a so No speaker. So at night,
- 8:18Speaker 5: the son No speaker plays airplane sounds of a jet engine.
- 8:21Speaker 5: That way Ember sleeps when we travel. The fan on,
- 8:25Speaker 5: the air purifier is going, the humidifier is going, and
- 8:30Speaker 5: the air conditioner is going. I sleep in a sixty
- 8:32Speaker 5: nine degree darkened tomb and my pillows and sheets.
- 8:38Speaker 4: Baby.
- 8:38Speaker 5: I go to Macy's backstage and I get the good
- 8:41Speaker 5: stuff now it's on sale. Get I get like five
- 8:44Speaker 5: hundred dollars sheet sets for under one hundred dollars. I
- 8:47Speaker 5: just wait to there at Macy's back I don't care
- 8:49Speaker 5: about the color. See a lot of times all the funky,
- 8:52Speaker 5: weird colors are the ones that are on, So I
- 8:53Speaker 5: don't care who's gonna see it. I don't care what's
- 8:55Speaker 5: on the color of my bed. They could be pink, purple, lavender.
- 8:58Speaker 4: I don't care.
- 9:00Speaker 5: And then the kitchen, everyone says, oh, Correl, you have
- 9:03Speaker 5: so many gadgets in your kitchen. I don't have all that,
- 9:05Speaker 5: And I look at them and say why, Like I
- 9:08Speaker 5: don't have a pasta maker. Why Why don't have a
- 9:12Speaker 5: kitchen aid stand mixer?
- 9:13Speaker 4: Why?
- 9:15Speaker 5: Oh, I don't have the zojerishi? You know, one gallon
- 9:17Speaker 5: of hot water at at your disposal?
- 9:19Speaker 4: Why not?
- 9:21Speaker 5: I don't have a food processor? Why not a blender?
- 9:24Speaker 5: Why not a VitaminX? Why don't you? Well they're expensive, Yeah,
- 9:31Speaker 5: but there's a couple things in life you have to do. Eat, crap, breathe, sleep.
- 9:37Speaker 5: That's what you should spend the most money on. Good
- 9:40Speaker 5: toilet paper or a bidet because you crap a lot.
- 9:46Speaker 5: Some of you are really full of shit, honey. And
- 9:48Speaker 5: then good stuff in the kitchen, good plates that you
- 9:52Speaker 5: love to eat off of, fabulous tea sets that you
- 9:55Speaker 5: love to drink out of, and fabulous gadgets to help
- 9:59Speaker 5: make cooking easier. Air fryer, Soljeriici hot water, rice steamer,
- 10:05Speaker 5: pressure cooker, multi cooker, Brava oven, Vita mix Yes, yes,
- 10:15Speaker 5: kitchen aid stand mixer, Hello, pasta maker. Hello? Is this
- 10:21Speaker 5: thing on? You gotta eat, children, which means you gotta cook.
- 10:27Speaker 5: Have all the tools, every gadget you need. So spend
- 10:31Speaker 5: the money on the bedroom. Spend the money on the kitchen.
- 10:34Speaker 5: Spend the money on the bathroom, the rest of your house,
- 10:38Speaker 5: whatever happens, happens. But those rooms, child, child, you gotta
- 10:45Speaker 5: have the nice sheets and the blankets and the mattress pads.
- 10:49Speaker 5: You could die up in the bed, and granted you'll
- 10:52Speaker 5: soil the sheets, but you won't be there. So you
- 10:54Speaker 5: know what, Let them carry you out in fabulous sheets.
- 10:58Speaker 5: Let the corner or the ParaMed go, Wow, they died
- 11:01Speaker 5: in some nice dead, didn't they? My goodness? So yeah, Okay,
- 11:06Speaker 5: there's a tangent we got off on, isn't there. I
- 11:10Speaker 5: remember how the cassette player would eat your tapes. It
- 11:13Speaker 5: only ate your tapes when your heads were dirty. Now,
- 11:16Speaker 5: dirty head can be a good thing, but not on
- 11:19Speaker 5: a cassette player. Okay, so you had to clean the
- 11:22Speaker 5: heads with alcohol, Honey, clean the little wheels. It only
- 11:27Speaker 5: ate your tapes if it was dirty, dirty, dirty cassette.
- 11:32Speaker 5: You're dirty pillus. Oh lord, So what's my outrage of
- 11:36Speaker 5: the day. I ranted yesterday, I rant in today. We'll
- 11:39Speaker 5: have this gay week tomorrow and then Friday through. I'm
- 11:42Speaker 5: off Friday, Saturday, Sunday. So you know what, I don't
- 11:46Speaker 5: care today. I don't care. I don't care. Although, when
- 11:50Speaker 5: I heard that that motherfucking orange turd of a human
- 11:53Speaker 5: being last year made two point one bill million, like
- 12:01Speaker 5: mister evil, two point one billion dollars. When I heard
- 12:07Speaker 5: that Donald Trump, while being a seated president, made two
- 12:13Speaker 5: point one billion dollars, more than any seated president has
- 12:18Speaker 5: ever made in office. To put that in perspective, what
- 12:24Speaker 5: Donald Trump made last year alone, you could spend fifty
- 12:29Speaker 5: five thousand dollars a day for one hundred years. That's
- 12:35Speaker 5: how much money Donald Trump made last year alone, enough
- 12:41Speaker 5: to where he could spend fifty five thousand dollars a
- 12:46Speaker 5: day for one hundred years. You see, every time I
- 12:52Speaker 5: throw these figures around two point one billion, whatever, I
- 12:55Speaker 5: want you to try to understand exactly how much money
- 12:58Speaker 5: that is. It's fifty five thousand dollars a day for
- 13:03Speaker 5: one hundred fucking years, and he sat there in our
- 13:05Speaker 5: White House, with every bit of conflict of interest and
- 13:08Speaker 5: made that money. One point four billion off of crypto,
- 13:11Speaker 5: six hundred and eighty five billion off of something else.
- 13:14Speaker 5: All of them scams, all of them to curry, you know,
- 13:16Speaker 5: with people, to curry favor with him. It's disgusting, it's wrong,
- 13:21Speaker 5: and the ain't shit we can do about it.
- 13:23Speaker 4: He's got the money.
- 13:26Speaker 5: Fifty five thousand dollars a day, and he releases this
- 13:32Speaker 5: figure out a time where we you know what, Yesterday
- 13:34Speaker 5: I cried, I'm going to share something with y'all. I
- 13:37Speaker 5: cried yesterday. I actually cried, boohoo tears. I called about
- 13:42Speaker 5: my car, okay, as you know, it blew up a
- 13:45Speaker 5: week and a half ago, and they said, okay, you know,
- 13:49Speaker 5: we'll have to fix the radiator to see if the
- 13:51Speaker 5: rest of the car is okay.
- 13:52Speaker 4: I said, okay.
- 13:54Speaker 5: So they said it'll be six hundred and fifty bucks,
- 13:56Speaker 5: four hundred for the radiator, two hundred for the radiator,
- 13:58Speaker 5: four hundred for labor.
- 13:59Speaker 4: I was like, okay.
- 14:01Speaker 5: When I get there, it was eleven hundred and eighty
- 14:04Speaker 5: eight dollars.
- 14:05Speaker 4: That's double.
- 14:07Speaker 5: And I said what, and they said, annie freeze to
- 14:11Speaker 5: fill it up, hoses to connect it, and then I
- 14:15Speaker 5: needed two more things called ignition coils, because that's why the.
- 14:20Speaker 4: Light was on.
- 14:23Speaker 5: So I paid the man. I got in the fucking car,
- 14:27Speaker 5: drove halfway home. The VSC check engine light came back on.
- 14:32Speaker 5: It heated up past halfway on the gauge. Oh, we'll
- 14:36Speaker 5: drive it for a day and if those lights don't reset,
- 14:39Speaker 5: bring it back on Monday and we'll put another ignition
- 14:42Speaker 5: coil in for one hundred and eighteen dollars, but I
- 14:44Speaker 5: won't charge you labor. I got that car four years
- 14:47Speaker 5: ago when I bought it from when Steve.
- 14:50Speaker 4: Gave it to me.
- 14:51Speaker 5: It needed two thousand dollars in work, and I thought, well,
- 14:53Speaker 5: it's an old car, and it's you know, that's a
- 14:56Speaker 5: cheap price, you know, because he gave it to me.
- 14:58Speaker 4: So I paid that.
- 15:01Speaker 5: Two years later, it needed one thousand dollars, so that's
- 15:03Speaker 5: three thousand. In May of this year it needed twenty three,
- 15:07Speaker 5: So that's fifty three hundred. Now with this eleven hundred,
- 15:10Speaker 5: that's sixty five hundred dollars I've spent on a two
- 15:13Speaker 5: thousand and one Lexus with two hundred thousand miles on it,
- 15:16Speaker 5: and I don't have it. I had to put it
- 15:18Speaker 5: on a credit card, and I started crying on the
- 15:21Speaker 5: way home. When the light came back on. I started
- 15:24Speaker 5: crying because I don't have any more to put into it,
- 15:27Speaker 5: and that means I probably lost a eleven hundred that
- 15:30Speaker 5: I just spent on it. I mean, I'll could sell
- 15:34Speaker 5: it probably and get that much out of it. So
- 15:37Speaker 5: I don't even know what to do with it. Take
- 15:39Speaker 5: it back and see if he can put another engine
- 15:42Speaker 5: coil or ignition coil in and if that makes the
- 15:44Speaker 5: light go off, you know. I turned on the heater.
- 15:49Speaker 5: He said, if you turn on the heater and it
- 15:51Speaker 5: keeps getting hotter, the head gas gets blown. I turned
- 15:54Speaker 5: on the heater and it didn't keep getting hotter. The
- 15:56Speaker 5: gauge didn't go down, but it didn't get hotter. Said
- 16:00Speaker 5: that was a good sign.
- 16:01Speaker 4: But I cried.
- 16:04Speaker 5: Because eleven hundred dollars, I mean, I don't have it.
- 16:07Speaker 5: And so when I hear that the president, my president,
- 16:11Speaker 5: the president of the United States, made enough money to
- 16:14Speaker 5: spend fifty five thousand dollars a day. That is most
- 16:18Speaker 5: people's annual salary, and he can spend a year of
- 16:22Speaker 5: someone's salary a day for one hundred years. It just
- 16:29Speaker 5: it made me so mad, you know, it just it
- 16:34Speaker 5: made me so angry because here I am crying over
- 16:38Speaker 5: eleven hundred dollars, literally crying. You ain't going to hear
- 16:40Speaker 5: another host say these things to you. But there I
- 16:44Speaker 5: was in the car, just boohoo, Like what do I do?
- 16:48Speaker 5: Like I don't even want this car. I mean, it's
- 16:50Speaker 5: a lot like Alexis is my dream car. I want
- 16:52Speaker 5: a convertible something I want to live where I don't
- 16:57Speaker 5: need a car. And then that's the other thing. My
- 17:02Speaker 5: HOA broke me.
- 17:03Speaker 4: Yesterday.
- 17:03Speaker 5: I deleted my Facebook account. I cannot. I was on
- 17:07Speaker 5: there fighting with people from the HOA on our we
- 17:09Speaker 5: have a rain tree group on there, and I was
- 17:14Speaker 5: fighting people on it and calling people names, and you
- 17:17Speaker 5: asked whole of this and I thought, I don't need
- 17:19Speaker 5: this in my life. And then under my comments on Facebook,
- 17:23Speaker 5: under gay pride post and stuff, there was this guy
- 17:26Speaker 5: who goes tell me, as a gay man, what rights
- 17:28Speaker 5: I'm losing? And I thought, if I have to tell you, you
- 17:31Speaker 5: stupid fucking moron, and I thought, no, see, you're upset.
- 17:34Speaker 5: I deleted my Facebook yesterday. I'm like, I don't need it.
- 17:38Speaker 5: I will post to Instagram and TikTok and I will
- 17:40Speaker 5: not go on there, and I will not read the comments.
- 17:42Speaker 5: I will simply post the videos to try to get
- 17:45Speaker 5: interest in my show. I can't take it anymore. There's
- 17:51Speaker 5: too much negativity. I was crying yesterday over a car
- 17:55Speaker 5: because I don't have eleven hundred bucks. I mean, I
- 17:57Speaker 5: have it. I put it on a charge card, but
- 18:00Speaker 5: I was boo hooo tears. I thought, you know what,
- 18:01Speaker 5: you gotta get happier. And if this place where I live.
- 18:05Speaker 5: I love my condo, but if it makes me sad
- 18:10Speaker 5: because every time I walk around I see deferred maintenance,
- 18:13Speaker 5: I see a waterfall not working, or I see sprinklers
- 18:15Speaker 5: that are broken, or a car port that's turned upside down,
- 18:18Speaker 5: and that gets me angry, then I have to move.
- 18:23Speaker 5: So yesterday I thought, well, maybe I should move in Vegas.
- 18:27Speaker 5: You know, maybe I should move another place here until
- 18:31Speaker 5: I figure out where in the world I really want
- 18:33Speaker 5: to be, just to get out of here and get
- 18:36Speaker 5: in a house that doesn't have an hoa or if
- 18:39Speaker 5: it does an HOA that is professionally run and well
- 18:43Speaker 5: run and all of that. So yeah, I cried yesterday
- 18:48Speaker 5: and then I thought, I've got to leave my house.
- 18:50Speaker 5: And I wanted to leave Vegas, but I thought, where.
- 18:52Speaker 4: Would I go?
- 18:53Speaker 5: For real? Like, for real, where would I go? Ember's
- 18:57Speaker 5: vet is here that she loves. She's eleven. She's had
- 18:59Speaker 5: this vet since she was two. Well, she'll be eleven
- 19:02Speaker 5: in November, and I know she could learn to like
- 19:04Speaker 5: a new Vett. But you know, I have some doctors
- 19:08Speaker 5: here that I like. I thought, well, maybe I should
- 19:10Speaker 5: stay in Vegas another few years and then move it
- 19:14Speaker 5: to see.
- 19:14Speaker 4: I don't even know. I don't know.
- 19:16Speaker 5: Trump has got me. I don't know where I'm coming
- 19:18Speaker 5: or going. And that's the truth. You know, the midterms
- 19:22Speaker 5: are in November. I'm like, maybe I should just wait
- 19:25Speaker 5: here at this condo until November, because.
- 19:28Speaker 4: Then if we do lose the midterms, I don't.
- 19:31Speaker 5: Know that I can stay in this country. I mean
- 19:34Speaker 5: maybe because we'll have be halfway through his term, but
- 19:38Speaker 5: if the Republicans have control of one or both houses again,
- 19:41Speaker 5: I just I don't know. Because one of our topics
- 19:45Speaker 5: today is how these motherfuckers in Congress who get one
- 19:48Speaker 5: hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year plus benefits for life,
- 19:51Speaker 5: and they all come out millionaires. These bitches went home early.
- 19:55Speaker 5: They went home early because the conservative faction of Mike
- 19:59Speaker 5: Johnson's party is trying to attach this Save America Voting
- 20:04Speaker 5: Rights bill, which will make it almost impossible for half
- 20:09Speaker 5: of America to vote because you will have to show
- 20:12Speaker 5: a birth certificate or passport proof of citizenship. A driver's
- 20:17Speaker 5: license will not be enough because that doesn't prove citizenship.
- 20:21Speaker 5: They are trying to get a bill through and so
- 20:24Speaker 5: they want to put it on the Defense funding funding bill.
- 20:27Speaker 5: But Mike Johnson knows if they do that, Democrats and
- 20:31Speaker 5: some Republicans will not pass the Defense funding bill.
- 20:34Speaker 4: So he sent them home.
- 20:37Speaker 5: And when they come back, they work for two weeks
- 20:40Speaker 5: from July fifteenth to July thirty first, and then they
- 20:43Speaker 5: go out for an August recess. I want that fucking job.
- 20:50Speaker 5: They don't do shit, they don't vote on anything, they
- 20:54Speaker 5: don't get anything done. They're not doing their checks and
- 20:57Speaker 5: balances on the President of the United States. And they
- 21:00Speaker 5: only work one hundred and forty eight days out of
- 21:02Speaker 5: the year.
- 21:03Speaker 7: And now they're gone away for two weeks, they'll come
- 21:07Speaker 7: back for two weeks and go away for a month
- 21:09Speaker 7: without doing shit while we suffer. They're not lowering prices,
- 21:17Speaker 7: they're not ending the Iran warbeat.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Stay now is shoes.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Rachel Mira.
- 21:40Speaker 5: Rachel Mira in the chat room. You are correct, she said,
- 21:47Speaker 5: get off of social media. It's bad for your sense.
- 21:50Speaker 5: She's right, it's bad for your mental health. Because yesterday
- 21:53Speaker 5: I decided that fuck all this. I am sixty three,
- 21:57Speaker 5: going to be sixty four. I need to be happier.
- 22:00Speaker 5: If this condo, being in this complex, with this agoa
- 22:04Speaker 5: is making me unhappy, then I have to move. Whether
- 22:07Speaker 5: it's here in Vegas and I only move for a
- 22:10Speaker 5: year or two and then sell that house, or whether
- 22:12Speaker 5: I wait until November, until the it's only July, so August, September, October,
- 22:16Speaker 5: four months. You know I can wait four months? So
- 22:22Speaker 5: do I wait to the midterms, and then if if
- 22:24Speaker 5: we lose the midterms, truly just leave. I mean we
- 22:28Speaker 5: all say that, right, we say that if the Democrats
- 22:32Speaker 5: lose the midterms, there'll be a lot of people fleeing America,
- 22:36Speaker 5: and those people will have means to do it.
- 22:39Speaker 4: But you and I.
- 22:41Speaker 5: If I only have one hundred or one hundred and
- 22:43Speaker 5: twenty thousand or one hundred and fifty thousand to leave America,
- 22:47Speaker 5: could I if I went to Thailand, I could do it.
- 22:50Speaker 5: And I don't want to count that out. I mean,
- 22:52Speaker 5: you know, I don't think i'd like it there. But
- 22:55Speaker 5: you know, if I'm truly escaping the United States, do
- 23:00Speaker 5: I go north to Canada, which became a country today,
- 23:05Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 23:06Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 23:08Speaker 5: Will some of my friends be more apt to come
- 23:10Speaker 5: with me if we lose the midterms?
- 23:12Speaker 4: Maybe? I don't know.
- 23:17Speaker 5: You know, it takes three months for escrow, or you know,
- 23:20Speaker 5: at least two months. So if I sold my house,
- 23:24Speaker 5: you know, and it's going to take months to sell.
- 23:26Speaker 4: Why that's the other thing.
- 23:28Speaker 5: I could put my house up for sale right now
- 23:30Speaker 5: in July and not sell it until the midterms. It
- 23:33Speaker 5: may not sell until until November. It might take four
- 23:37Speaker 5: months to sell. So maybe I should put it up
- 23:40Speaker 5: for sale right now and then you know, see, I
- 23:43Speaker 5: don't know. It's too much to think about. And I
- 23:44Speaker 5: just want to be happy, you know, I just want
- 23:49Speaker 5: to be happy. Go where the water is. Yeah, you
- 23:55Speaker 5: can't live on one hundred and twenty k in Canada. No,
- 23:58Speaker 5: you can't go where the water is. Well, where is that, James?
- 24:02Speaker 5: Where is their water? I've asked chat GPT this thousands
- 24:05Speaker 5: of times. Chicago. Have you seen their winters? It's worse
- 24:11Speaker 5: than our summers? You know, Massachusetts. Yeah, what entertainment is there?
- 24:19Speaker 5: You know, I am an entertainer. I would like to
- 24:21Speaker 5: stay around entertainment and the possibility of performing. You know,
- 24:27Speaker 5: New York can't afford it. I'd love to move to
- 24:31Speaker 5: New York, but not where I could afford in New York.
- 24:35Speaker 4: You know.
- 24:36Speaker 5: So I know a lot of us would like to
- 24:38Speaker 5: leave if the midterms don't go our way. But realistically,
- 24:41Speaker 5: the entire world is becoming too pricey. You know, people say,
- 24:46Speaker 5: what about Dublin, You love Ireland. I do Dublin cost
- 24:50Speaker 5: as much as Los Angeles. I could live in the
- 24:53Speaker 5: center of Ireland or the west of Ireland, but that's
- 24:56Speaker 5: an isolated kind of life and don't want that. I'm
- 24:59Speaker 5: not ready to retire, although I really have. It was
- 25:05Speaker 5: kind of in a dream. I bought a pub and upstairs.
- 25:08Speaker 5: I lived upstairs in a three bedroom unit. Upstairs and
- 25:12Speaker 5: downstairs was the pub and I was the proprietor and
- 25:15Speaker 5: we served vegan pub food, and we had a stage
- 25:19Speaker 5: and I performed and I had acts that came in
- 25:22Speaker 5: and yeah, it was a dream I had. But and
- 25:25Speaker 5: it was a pub in the middle of Ireland. It
- 25:26Speaker 5: wasn't in Dublin. It was in a village and I
- 25:29Speaker 5: was a hit in the village and everybody loved me.
- 25:31Speaker 5: And that sounds like a lifetime movie, doesn't it. But again,
- 25:36Speaker 5: I ain't got the money to buy a pub, you know.
- 25:40Speaker 5: So east of the Mississippi, yeh, most of those states
- 25:45Speaker 5: are red.
- 25:46Speaker 4: Eh. That just leaves the.
- 25:48Speaker 5: Massachusetts, Vermont, a few other states, New York. I ain't
- 25:53Speaker 5: living in a red state. Oh hell to the no.
- 25:57Speaker 5: So we got Trump making two two point one billion
- 26:02Speaker 5: dollars fifty five thousand dollars a day for the next
- 26:05Speaker 5: hundred years. We got Congress going home.
- 26:09Speaker 4: That's it. I'm out of here. I'm going home.
- 26:12Speaker 5: We got Congress going home with their job not done,
- 26:19Speaker 5: coming back for two weeks in the middle of July,
- 26:21Speaker 5: and then going out again for a whole month in August.
- 26:25Speaker 5: What a useless, useless Mike Johnson should just be struck
- 26:30Speaker 5: by a meteor. I swear to God, just the most
- 26:33Speaker 5: useless human being on the planet, along with Donald Trump
- 26:36Speaker 5: and Jade Vance and that Marky mark whatever his name is,
- 26:40Speaker 5: Marky Wayne whatever.
- 26:41Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 26:42Speaker 5: Every time that guy is so full of contempt for women,
- 26:46Speaker 5: for everybody, I want someone to literally smack the shit
- 26:50Speaker 5: out of him. He is one of those bullies that
- 26:53Speaker 5: actually need to be beaten up. You know, there's some
- 26:57Speaker 5: bullies that won't back down until they have the shit
- 27:00Speaker 5: it smacked out of him. He's one of them. Him
- 27:03Speaker 5: and that Peter Heggsberth. They need a liberal progressive to just,
- 27:11Speaker 5: you know, some senator to smack because he's yelling at
- 27:14Speaker 5: the senators and showing them disrespect. One of the senators
- 27:17Speaker 5: should get up and just smack him in the face.
- 27:21Speaker 4: But they won't.
- 27:22Speaker 5: You know, back in the olden days, they would. In
- 27:25Speaker 5: the early days of the Continental Congress, people would get
- 27:28Speaker 5: shot on the Congressional floor. I am making that up.
- 27:30Speaker 4: Look it up.
- 27:30Speaker 5: Three people have been shot on the floor of Congress.
- 27:34Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Tempers used to flare, honey. Now, I'm not
- 27:38Speaker 5: saying he should be shot. He shouldn't be and he
- 27:40Speaker 5: shouldn't be killed. He should just have this shit smacked
- 27:44Speaker 5: out of him by a liberal that he's being so
- 27:47Speaker 5: such a bully too. He bullies people. He should not
- 27:51Speaker 5: be allowed to be a bully. But you know, that's
- 27:55Speaker 5: advocating violence, and I don't like violence, so I don't
- 27:57Speaker 5: want to advocate it. Oh Lord, what happened to us?
- 28:03Speaker 5: Are you saying what happened to us? Or what happened
- 28:05Speaker 5: to the US? I don't what are you saying? Because
- 28:11Speaker 5: I think both are appropriately true. So Congress has quit.
- 28:16Speaker 5: They basically quit. Mike Johnson couldn't get the members of
- 28:20Speaker 5: his own party just to vote on a defense bill
- 28:24Speaker 5: and not tack on this Trump voting bill. And since
- 28:28Speaker 5: he realized he couldn't get them to vote the way
- 28:30Speaker 5: he wanted them to, he sent.
- 28:31Speaker 4: Them all home. I want a boss that.
- 28:35Speaker 5: Sends me home weeks early with pay, and they're getting
- 28:38Speaker 5: paid and then two weeks off, come back for two
- 28:42Speaker 5: weeks in the middle of July and then August off.
- 28:46Speaker 5: What a gig, Alexa. How many days per year does
- 28:51Speaker 5: Congress work?
- 28:56Speaker 4: Do you see? How useless?
- 28:57Speaker 5: No wonder we're all switching to chat GPT, you know,
- 29:00Speaker 5: because chat Pipettino's the answer that question.
- 29:03Speaker 4: How many days per year the US home. Let's see
- 29:13Speaker 4: all the computer power in the world.
- 29:16Speaker 5: They've been legislative stand one hundred and forty seven, one
- 29:20Speaker 5: hundred and sixty five legislative days per year.
- 29:25Speaker 6: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Yours listen daily to.
- 29:31Speaker 6: The corell cast on your favorite streaming service. You're listening
- 29:42Speaker 6: to the corell cast driving you home or driving you crazy.
- 29:49Speaker 6: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view. Yours
- 29:54Speaker 6: listen daily to the corel cast on your favorite streaming service.
- 30:05Speaker 6: You're listening to the corelle cast driving you home or
- 30:10Speaker 6: driving you crazy.
- 30:24Speaker 5: So the average American works about two hundred and fifty
- 30:29Speaker 5: days out of the year. And that's were the two
- 30:31Speaker 5: week vacation which most people don't take, so out another
- 30:35Speaker 5: ten days. So the average American works about two hundred
- 30:39Speaker 5: and sixty days a year. Meanwhile, the average Senator works
- 30:45Speaker 5: one hundred and forty seven days out of the year.
- 30:52Speaker 5: So the most important governing body in our land works
- 30:57Speaker 5: about little more than one third of the year.
- 31:02Speaker 4: That's it.
- 31:03Speaker 5: One hundred and forty seven is what percent of three
- 31:06Speaker 5: hundred and sixty five ALEXA one hundred and forty seven
- 31:10Speaker 5: is what percent of three hundred and sixty five? So
- 31:19Speaker 5: the average congress person works forty percent of the year.
- 31:24Speaker 5: Alexa two hundred and sixty is what percent of three
- 31:27Speaker 5: hundred and sixty five? So you and I with a
- 31:33Speaker 5: full time job work seventy two percent of the year.
- 31:37Speaker 5: The average congress person works forty percent of the year
- 31:42Speaker 5: and gets one hundred and sixty thousand dollars a year
- 31:45Speaker 5: plus benefits for life. Nice work if you can get it.
- 31:50Speaker 5: If you can get it, won't you tell me how?
- 31:56Speaker 5: And you see why the worst people run for congress. Lazy,
- 32:02Speaker 5: no account, good for nothings. That's that's what we have
- 32:06Speaker 5: running our country. Lazy, no account, good for nothing. So
- 32:09Speaker 5: only work forty percent of the year. And they say, oh,
- 32:13Speaker 5: but they spend a lot of their other time meeting
- 32:15Speaker 5: with constituents. No, they fucking don't. How many of you
- 32:18Speaker 5: go meet with your congress person. I'm being serious here.
- 32:22Speaker 5: They don't meet with constituents. They meet with donors, they
- 32:25Speaker 5: meet with money people. They don't meet with you and I.
- 32:28Speaker 5: You and I meet with staff. I've met with Susie
- 32:32Speaker 5: Lee's office for five years in a row. Now for
- 32:35Speaker 5: the Music Advocacy Day, and guess what, we met with
- 32:38Speaker 5: staff every single time. Susie Lee ain't meeting constituents. She's
- 32:44Speaker 5: meeting money donors. And I love her and I'll vote
- 32:46Speaker 5: for her. But I'm just saying they don't meet with constituents.
- 32:50Speaker 5: It's all a freakin' lie. And now they're not even
- 32:54Speaker 5: in session. They got sent home early by then they
- 32:59Speaker 5: come back on July fourteenth, They stayed for two weeks
- 33:02Speaker 5: and go out for August. And meanwhile, how's the work
- 33:06Speaker 5: of America getting done? Well, that's simple, it ain't.
- 33:12Speaker 4: It ain't.
- 33:15Speaker 5: I agree with Rachel. Democrats shouldn't have gone home. They
- 33:17Speaker 5: should have sat there and had to sit in and said, no,
- 33:19Speaker 5: let's fucking legislate, it's do our jobs.
- 33:22Speaker 4: Did you see in some state.
- 33:24Speaker 5: I'd have to look it up, but a Democratic Socialist
- 33:26Speaker 5: who's only twenty nine years old beat a fifteen term
- 33:30Speaker 5: or a fifteen year Republican or no Democrat, another Democrat,
- 33:36Speaker 5: a very secure Democrat, a Democrat that was secure in
- 33:39Speaker 5: her seat lost to a twenty nine year old Democratic socialist. Oh,
- 33:46Speaker 5: two people have climbed the top of the Empire State
- 33:47Speaker 5: Building and unfold a banner. No, what's the banner say,
- 33:51Speaker 5: I mean, you're going to climb all the way up
- 33:53Speaker 5: the damn Empire state building.
- 33:55Speaker 4: They've been taken into custody.
- 33:58Speaker 5: What they say, when the power of love beats the beats,
- 34:02Speaker 5: the love of power of the world knows peace. So
- 34:06Speaker 5: why were they arrested? I mean, really, it's a great message.
- 34:11Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but they arrested, honey, cause you can't be climbing. Yes,
- 34:16Speaker 5: in Colorado a Colorado primary defeat. Her name is Maylotte Kiros.
- 34:23Speaker 5: She's a Democratic socialist and she beat a fifteen term incumbent.
- 34:29Speaker 4: Yep.
- 34:30Speaker 5: Democrats better be careful because young people want Democrats socialists
- 34:35Speaker 5: like mandami. I want democratic socialist. I am the left
- 34:39Speaker 5: of the left, okay, I am. I don't think Democrats
- 34:43Speaker 5: go far enough to the left. I think energy should
- 34:47Speaker 5: be socialized. I don't think you should pay for electricity, gas, water,
- 34:51Speaker 5: any of that. I think it should all be free.
- 34:55Speaker 5: Oh I am a socialist, honey. I believe we should
- 34:58Speaker 5: have high speed trains that go all across the country
- 35:01Speaker 5: for free. Oh yeah, and who pays for it? The
- 35:07Speaker 5: twenty five million millionaires and billionaires at this country.
- 35:11Speaker 4: Bad.
- 35:13Speaker 5: Yes, I would take some of the money you bet
- 35:15Speaker 5: I would.
- 35:17Speaker 4: Hell yeah, if.
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- 35:48Speaker 4: Love is in the air everywhere out of Korral. Love
- 35:53Speaker 4: is in the air everything and every sound.
- 35:56Speaker 5: Taylor and Travis TNT getting married this weekend at Madison
- 36:01Speaker 5: Square Garden, spending millions of dollars on their wedding?
- 36:05Speaker 4: Are you invited? Are you going?
- 36:06Speaker 5: I didn't get my invite obviously, shouldn't have my mailing address.
- 36:10Speaker 5: Graham Norton's going shares probably going. I ain't going, but
- 36:13Speaker 5: I should be. Uh, And I got to thinking, you know, now,
- 36:18Speaker 5: granted they're millionaires and billionaires. Okay, but that being said,
- 36:23Speaker 5: can I just say there is conclusive research, conclusive research
- 36:30Speaker 5: that the most money you spend on your wedding, if
- 36:33Speaker 5: you spend a ton, you have a higher chance of divorce.
- 36:38Speaker 5: Ain't that something People who spend more on their weddings
- 36:42Speaker 5: have a higher divorce rate than people who don't. Do
- 36:47Speaker 5: you think Travis and Taylor gonna make it? You think
- 36:50Speaker 5: they're gonna be the Paul Newman and Johanna Woodward of
- 36:53Speaker 5: the of our modern day era? Are they gonna? Are
- 36:55Speaker 5: they gonna make it? I mean they've made it for
- 36:58Speaker 5: several years now, and they love And he's not threatened
- 37:05Speaker 5: by her because he's famous and got millions of dollars.
- 37:09Speaker 5: If he wasn't famous and poor, that would be different.
- 37:11Speaker 5: But he ain't poor, and he's hot as hell, and
- 37:13Speaker 5: I bet he's got a beautiful you know what, I
- 37:17Speaker 5: bet Johnson, and Johnson is strong with him. But you know,
- 37:23Speaker 5: are they gonna make it? Are they overspending? And she's
- 37:27Speaker 5: a billionaire, so dropping ten million on a wedding, that's
- 37:31Speaker 5: that's nothing. And by the way, she is very charitable.
- 37:36Speaker 5: She gives to millions to charity. She takes care of
- 37:39Speaker 5: her staff. At the end of her tour, she bought
- 37:42Speaker 5: the trucks for her truck drivers. She gave them one
- 37:45Speaker 5: hundred and fifty thousand dollars bonuses. She gave some of
- 37:48Speaker 5: her staff two hundred thousand. Her personal assistance at the
- 37:52Speaker 5: end of the tour. So she's a good girl. Okay woman,
- 37:57Speaker 5: she's a grown woman now, but she's I've met her
- 38:00Speaker 5: several times, sat with her at a table at an event.
- 38:02Speaker 5: She's very, very nice and she deserves all the joy
- 38:06Speaker 5: she's getting. She really does. And she's so smart. She
- 38:10Speaker 5: bought her tour buses years ago and she rents them
- 38:14Speaker 5: out to other artists when she's not on tour. Very smart.
- 38:19Speaker 5: That's like that Lyle Wagoner, remember Lyle Wagoner from a
- 38:22Speaker 5: Wonder Woman and all those other shows. Carol Burnett. He
- 38:26Speaker 5: was on location once and he was in a trailer
- 38:30Speaker 5: and he asked the studio where they got the trailer
- 38:32Speaker 5: from and they said, oh, there's this guy that owns
- 38:34Speaker 5: this ranch and he's got ten trailers and we rent
- 38:36Speaker 5: them from him. And Lyle Wagoner said, oh, there's an opening.
- 38:41Speaker 5: So he started Star Wagons. You've seen them. They wagg ons,
- 38:49Speaker 5: wagons with two g's after Wagner. So Lyle Wagner, the actor,
- 38:56Speaker 5: made a fortune because he started Star Wagon and they
- 39:00Speaker 5: were trailers meant for actors and actresses, tailored to what
- 39:04Speaker 5: they had, a makeup station, the bathroom and shower and
- 39:06Speaker 5: all that all because he was on a chute and
- 39:09Speaker 5: realized that there was no central place to go get
- 39:11Speaker 5: trailers when you needed to go do a shoot, so
- 39:14Speaker 5: he started Star Wagons. Well, Taylor Swift bought. She's managed herself,
- 39:20Speaker 5: so she didn't pay commissions. She doesn't anymore, but she
- 39:22Speaker 5: used to. She walked away from a record deal at
- 39:25Speaker 5: fifteen years old because they weren't putting her stuff out
- 39:28Speaker 5: with RCA Records, and she found an independent label that
- 39:32Speaker 5: would sign her and she stayed with that label ever since.
- 39:36Speaker 4: That label is very happy. Oh yeah.
- 39:40Speaker 5: So she's a good lady, and she hates Donald Trump.
- 39:45Speaker 5: Hates him and went against management and parents and everything
- 39:49Speaker 5: and made it clear that she hates him. He's not
- 39:52Speaker 5: invited to the wedding. So she's a great lady. And
- 39:56Speaker 5: from everything I've seen about Travis Kelcey, he's a nice guy.
- 40:00Speaker 5: He's an LGBTQ advocate, which is rare for sports stars.
- 40:04Speaker 5: He's gorgeous, he loves his family, his brother, his mother,
- 40:07Speaker 5: you know. So, I mean, I think they've got a
- 40:09Speaker 5: fighting chance. I do, but I don't know the pressures
- 40:14Speaker 5: of being Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. So I don't know.
- 40:17Speaker 5: I mean, Andrew and I fought a lot. We really
- 40:19Speaker 5: did because of the pressures of being the gay couple
- 40:23Speaker 5: at KFI, So we fought a lot. So I don't
- 40:26Speaker 5: know if they're going to but they're spending a fortune
- 40:29Speaker 5: on their wedding, a fortune like millions of dollars, and
- 40:34Speaker 5: statistically that means they have a greater chance of divorce.
- 40:39Speaker 5: So down below in the comments, tell me do you
- 40:40Speaker 5: think Travis and Kelsey are gonna make it? Travis and Taylor?
- 40:44Speaker 4: T and T. Do you think T and T are
- 40:46Speaker 4: gonna make it?
- 40:47Speaker 5: I certainly hope they do. I hope in ten years
- 40:51Speaker 5: they're happy and have children and all of that.
- 40:54Speaker 4: I really do.
- 40:55Speaker 5: I wish them nothing but the best. There's some celebrity
- 41:00Speaker 5: like today, the lead singer of the Village People, Victor Willis.
- 41:04Speaker 5: He died died did seventy two years old. I think
- 41:09Speaker 5: some aggressive disease. And when I woke up and I
- 41:12Speaker 5: saw that, I was a horrible person because I said,
- 41:14Speaker 5: oh good, and I thought, oh stop that don't rejoice
- 41:17Speaker 5: in someone dying. But he turned maga. He tried to
- 41:23Speaker 5: say that YMCA was not a gay anthem, that he
- 41:26Speaker 5: didn't right it as a gay anthem. He's such a
- 41:29Speaker 5: fuck tard. You know, all of the group left. They
- 41:33Speaker 5: all left because of him. The cowboy, Philippe, the Indian,
- 41:38Speaker 5: the David Hodo, the construction worker. They all left the group.
- 41:43Speaker 5: When you go see the Village People, it was not
- 41:45Speaker 5: the original Village people. They left. They couldn't stand him.
- 41:48Speaker 5: And when he allowed Donald Trump to play their music
- 41:52Speaker 5: the group, the rest of the group left. They were like,
- 41:55Speaker 5: uh no, so he would tour with a fake Indian
- 41:59Speaker 5: and a fake construction worker, and he tried to say
- 42:03Speaker 5: that their music wasn't for gay people, which is the
- 42:06Speaker 5: biggest load of crap.
- 42:07Speaker 4: Ever. So when I heard he died.
- 42:10Speaker 5: To day, I was like, eh, big deal, good riddance.
- 42:14Speaker 5: And I felt bad for that. I thought, oh, I
- 42:17Speaker 5: feel badly. I'm a bad person. I'm bad. But he
- 42:23Speaker 5: was an asshole, so you know, so yeah, I think
- 42:29Speaker 5: one of her parents is an attorney, maybe helped her
- 42:32Speaker 5: make some sort of her decision, so maybe, so yeah,
- 42:37Speaker 5: you know, I hope Travis and Taylor make it.
- 42:40Speaker 4: I do.
- 42:41Speaker 5: I hope that now if they don't, he can always
- 42:42Speaker 5: confine me, because oh lord, I must be thirsty because
- 42:48Speaker 5: this morning on the way home from the park. We
- 42:50Speaker 5: walked four and a half miles this morning. There was
- 42:53Speaker 5: a shirtless man and he had a chiseled chest and
- 42:55Speaker 5: a domino V. I followed him for like five blocks
- 43:00Speaker 5: walk in my way, but I could have passed him.
- 43:02Speaker 5: But I like to look from the back that t
- 43:04Speaker 5: shape on a man. Oh my god. He reminded me
- 43:07Speaker 5: I was gay, because honey, if I were thirty years younger,
- 43:10Speaker 5: i'd have walked right up to him and said, do
- 43:12Speaker 5: you need some help with you know, do you need
- 43:15Speaker 5: a little happy ending this morning?
- 43:17Speaker 4: Uh? Because oh I had to lick those nipples raw.
- 43:21Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 43:21Speaker 5: He was just so handsome. He was so handsome and
- 43:26Speaker 5: just chiseled, and I thought, oh, girl, you're thirsty because
- 43:30Speaker 5: look you are just staring at him. But oh he
- 43:33Speaker 5: was shirtless with little tiny shorts, little tiny shorts and shirtless. Oh,
- 43:39Speaker 5: bronzed muscled. Oh oh, I'm getting the vapois dear lord. Oh,
- 43:47Speaker 5: the prenup for them probably is what one hundred pages long?
- 43:50Speaker 5: Two hundred pages some happy lawyers. I'll tell you that.
- 43:54Speaker 5: What if they don't do a prenup? Oh, bullshit, They're
- 43:57Speaker 5: doing a prenup she's a billion they're doing a prenup
- 44:01Speaker 5: because he would get spousal support, and even though he's
- 44:03Speaker 5: a millionaire, she's richer than he is. So yeah, do
- 44:07Speaker 5: you all think there's a prenup? They haven't made that public.
- 44:12Speaker 5: I see.
- 44:14Speaker 4: I would never sign a prenup. Ever. I would never
- 44:18Speaker 4: sign a prenup. Ever. I don't care what my lawyer said.
- 44:24Speaker 5: I would never sign a prenup because it implies you're
- 44:29Speaker 5: going to break up. Besides, the only way to leave
- 44:32Speaker 5: me is to die, ask Andrew.
- 44:34Speaker 4: Ha.
- 44:39Speaker 5: My husbands don't get out alive, honey, So no, I'm serious, though,
- 44:44Speaker 5: I would never sign a prenup ever.
- 44:46Speaker 4: Ever.
- 44:46Speaker 5: Ever, I would not marry someone that I would think
- 44:48Speaker 5: what happens if we get a divorce, because I just
- 44:51Speaker 5: to me, that wouldn't even be on the table. And
- 44:53Speaker 5: I know a lot of you are all, oh, no,
- 44:55Speaker 5: you gotta have it, No, you don't. I would not
- 44:57Speaker 5: sign one. I would never sign one.
- 45:00Speaker 4: Ever. If I fell in love with some rich man and.
- 45:04Speaker 5: My whole life was ahead of me to be fabulous,
- 45:07Speaker 5: and all I had to do was sign this piece
- 45:09Speaker 5: of paper that says if we ever get a divorce,
- 45:11Speaker 5: that you know, Nope, I would I would walk away.
- 45:14Speaker 4: I would You all like, no, you wouldn't. Corell.
- 45:17Speaker 5: If there was some rich man wanted to take care
- 45:19Speaker 5: of you the rest of your lot, uh huh. If
- 45:21Speaker 5: he wanted a prene up, and they always been phrasing
- 45:24Speaker 5: like I don't want this, you know, as far as
- 45:27Speaker 5: I'm concerned.
- 45:28Speaker 4: But my lawyers, ah.
- 45:32Speaker 5: No, no prenup. Yes, only see that in Vegas. Oh,
- 45:40Speaker 5: my tongue was hanging out this morning. Ember was like Dad,
- 45:45Speaker 5: she was trying to walk faster. Auld my, we ain't
- 45:47Speaker 5: passing that Manna, I'd have to walk backwards. Then we
- 45:52Speaker 5: are right up behind him too, very very close. He
- 45:54Speaker 5: smiled and said good morning. He turned around, looked, he goes, oh,
- 45:57Speaker 5: good morning. I was like, it is now, and I said.
- 46:00Speaker 5: He turned around and looked at me, and he goes, oh,
- 46:01Speaker 5: good morning, and I go it is now.
- 46:04Speaker 4: Oh. Oh.
- 46:05Speaker 5: His chest just perfect, just not too big, not too small,
- 46:09Speaker 5: perfect nipples, the abdominal V. You know what I mean,
- 46:13Speaker 5: you know, the two cuts on the side, the abdominal V.
- 46:16Speaker 5: The six pack that wasn't too pronounced. He didn't look overdone.
- 46:21Speaker 5: Muscles in his arms, but not like vainy bulge.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Oh is a heater on.
- 46:28Speaker 5: We need to shun the air conditioner up in here
- 46:30Speaker 5: because chah who. The prenup is a business decision, not
- 46:37Speaker 5: a romantic one. Sorry to me, it's a romantic one.
- 46:43Speaker 5: See this is where I disagree. I will never ever
- 46:47Speaker 5: ever sign a prenup, nor would I ever make anybody
- 46:50Speaker 5: sign one ever ever. First of all, if you divorce,
- 46:57Speaker 5: it should be amicable. You should hate each other, and
- 47:03Speaker 5: you know, if they cheat or whatever, and you go
- 47:05Speaker 5: to court, the judge ain't gonna give them half your
- 47:07Speaker 5: shit if they're the cheat, if they're cheating. So no,
- 47:12Speaker 5: no prenup. No I'm old fashioned. No, no prenup. I'm
- 47:18Speaker 5: sure Travis and Taylor have one. I would not have one, No,
- 47:21Speaker 5: nay no. I would do a verbal agreement. I would say,
- 47:27Speaker 5: if we ever get divorced, you leave with what you
- 47:29Speaker 5: came with or what is yours, you know, but you
- 47:33Speaker 5: don't split up. And then I would want to split everything.
- 47:38Speaker 5: If my partner help me get a better house, like Andrew.
- 47:42Speaker 5: Andrew inspired me to be better all the time. Well,
- 47:47Speaker 5: he pushed me, he made me. He was like, no,
- 47:49Speaker 5: you're gonna go work, No, you're gonna bring in the money. No, yes,
- 47:53Speaker 5: so I did. But you know he he would have
- 47:56Speaker 5: deserved if we ever got a divorce, he would have
- 47:59Speaker 5: deserved half of everything I had because he helped build it,
- 48:04Speaker 5: you know. And I had nothing before him, so it's
- 48:08Speaker 5: not like I was a millionaire prior to him. So
- 48:11Speaker 5: we got our money after together. No, I have nothing,
- 48:17Speaker 5: say I'm Whitney Houston.
- 48:19Speaker 4: I have nothing, nothing nothing, fire down.
- 48:26Speaker 8: Term you you.
- 48:35Speaker 4: You you you.
- 48:39Speaker 5: I have nothing. If I don't have them, take the money,
- 48:42Speaker 5: take the house. I just need you.
- 48:45Speaker 8: You see through right to the hall.
- 48:52Speaker 6: Me.
- 48:54Speaker 4: You break down my walls with the strength of your love.
- 49:00Speaker 4: You know you're all singing along. You know you are.
- 49:04Speaker 4: Oh heaven news. Oh I can't sing.
- 49:08Speaker 5: Amber will start singing with me, won't She will down,
- 49:11Speaker 5: she will start singing with me.
- 49:14Speaker 4: No, prene up.
- 49:15Speaker 6: No.
- 49:17Speaker 8: Besides, if it's that missy of a divorce, I'll have
- 49:20Speaker 8: you killed. If I am that wealthy, I'll just tell you, bitch.
- 49:27Speaker 8: You try to assume me, you will disappear.
- 49:29Speaker 4: Okay.
- 49:31Speaker 5: I have watched enough forensic shows to know how to
- 49:35Speaker 5: make your ass drop dead. And nobody suspect to think, Oh,
- 49:40Speaker 5: it's so easy to do A quick little shot of insulin,
- 49:43Speaker 5: that'll do it. For a non diabetic, A huge jab
- 49:46Speaker 5: of insulin, they're done. Dijoxin a heart medication. They don't
- 49:51Speaker 5: screen for it on a talk screen. Oh no, especially
- 49:54Speaker 5: in older people. Just a quick shot of dijocsin and
- 49:58Speaker 5: they're going vizine and the car I'll do it, yep, undetectable.
- 50:03Speaker 5: Oh yes, lots of ways, lots. I'm not saying you
- 50:09Speaker 5: should do any of them. I'm just saying I don't
- 50:11Speaker 5: need no prena. I'll make it clear. You leave me
- 50:14Speaker 5: in a pine box. I better not get married to
- 50:20Speaker 5: get another husband die, because y'all will come back to
- 50:22Speaker 5: this show and say he killed.
- 50:24Speaker 4: Him, he did it.
- 50:29Speaker 5: And if Travis Kelsey dropped dead one day, we'd be
- 50:33Speaker 5: better be looking at tailor going what no prena?
- 50:37Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'll be loud.
- 50:42Speaker 6: All.
- 50:42Speaker 5: My niece is in the chat room. Hello, Fawn, My niece,
- 50:47Speaker 5: Fawn is.
- 50:47Speaker 4: In the time.
- 51:03Speaker 3: Now it's show.
- 51:05Speaker 5: Side, all right. Last segment of the day tomorrow is
- 51:11Speaker 5: this gay Week with my friend you know. Now see
- 51:15Speaker 5: there's a man I date. Oh he's straight, but that's
- 51:18Speaker 5: Scott that I do this week every week the show
- 51:20Speaker 5: that I do here with Scott. Isn't he just the
- 51:23Speaker 5: dreamiest He's so cute and he's so informed and just
- 51:28Speaker 5: a world traveler. He's been in war zones all over
- 51:30Speaker 5: the world. And a great writer. Oh, he's such a catch.
- 51:35Speaker 5: Of course he's straight. I would find the one man
- 51:38Speaker 5: that I like be heterosexual, and that's just something.
- 51:41Speaker 4: But what if?
- 51:42Speaker 5: So Scott and I will be here tomorrow with this
- 51:44Speaker 5: gay week, and then Friday, of course I have off because.
- 51:47Speaker 4: It's the third of July. Are you gonna celebrate? I
- 51:51Speaker 4: bought some impossible.
- 51:52Speaker 5: Beef yesterday, you know, the fake meat, because I'm gonna
- 51:56Speaker 5: have a burger. But I couldn't buy buns. I could
- 52:00Speaker 5: have bought some buns this morning, honey. Oh, I could
- 52:02Speaker 5: have put my nose right in. Oh, honey.
- 52:04Speaker 4: Oh.
- 52:05Speaker 5: And he had a little bit of sweat going down
- 52:07Speaker 5: the back right and the small of his back. There
- 52:09Speaker 5: was some sweat just dripping. I wanted to lick that
- 52:13Speaker 5: right off. But anyway, I couldn't buy buns because every
- 52:18Speaker 5: bun that I read that I wanted to buy, there
- 52:22Speaker 5: were like eighteen ingredients that I did not know what
- 52:24Speaker 5: they were. Pinsodium, potassium, hydrot loopers.
- 52:27Speaker 4: It's like, what the fuck?
- 52:29Speaker 5: So now tomorrow I got to start some dough going
- 52:33Speaker 5: so I can bake fresh hamburger buns for the Fourth
- 52:37Speaker 5: of July. And I'm gonna make potato salad, but not
- 52:41Speaker 5: with mayo, because no fat. I'm cutting out all the
- 52:45Speaker 5: fat and calories that i can. Well a quarter cup.
- 52:47Speaker 5: It'll have a quarter cup of vegan veganas and the
- 52:50Speaker 5: rest will be pickle juice and Dijon mustard and stuff
- 52:54Speaker 5: like that.
- 52:55Speaker 4: I'll show you.
- 52:55Speaker 5: I'll tape it when I make my potato salad, so
- 52:58Speaker 5: next week you can I'll see how I may eat
- 53:00Speaker 5: my potato salad. So I'm gonna have a hamburger and
- 53:02Speaker 5: I'm gonna well our fresh big bun and some potato salad.
- 53:07Speaker 5: I might even make some coal slaw.
- 53:09Speaker 4: I might.
- 53:10Speaker 5: I like coleslaw, throw some crazins in it and a
- 53:13Speaker 5: little pineapple in it.
- 53:14Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like that stuff. I do, I do,
- 53:16Speaker 4: I do? I do?
- 53:19Speaker 5: Oh Alan Rixon, Oh, someone get me him. Oh lord,
- 53:23Speaker 5: I do have a crush on that tall stranger.
- 53:25Speaker 4: Oh yes, I do.
- 53:26Speaker 5: But Alan Rixon there's another one. Now he's heterosexual too,
- 53:30Speaker 5: But oh my god. Channing Tatum oh oh, and John Cena.
- 53:38Speaker 5: He's so nice and sweet and protected his gay siblings,
- 53:42Speaker 5: and he's just handsome as hell. And there's more than
- 53:47Speaker 5: a few people out there that I would definitely I
- 53:49Speaker 5: must be thirsty. I must be because child men are
- 53:52Speaker 5: looking good all of a sudden. I sometimes I just
- 53:56Speaker 5: don't even notice. I'm like whatever, who cares? But today
- 54:00Speaker 5: I was noticing child even when other people picking up
- 54:03Speaker 5: the trash at the park with the vesta because they're
- 54:05Speaker 5: doing community service, blonde hair go tee tattoos down his
- 54:10Speaker 5: legs and his arms probably thirty years old.
- 54:13Speaker 6: Woo.
- 54:15Speaker 5: I was like, oh, there's some rough trade right there.
- 54:18Speaker 5: But anyway, enough, Well, what do we want to talk about?
- 54:21Speaker 5: Trump being an asshole making two point one billion dollars
- 54:24Speaker 5: or fifty five thousand dollars a day? Congress going home?
- 54:29Speaker 5: I did want to talk about chalans because we are
- 54:32Speaker 5: talking about dating and men and all of that, and
- 54:36Speaker 5: there's a new trend among the young people, and it's
- 54:38Speaker 5: called chalants. Instead of dating first and second dates, where
- 54:43Speaker 5: you're supposed to act non chalant, you're supposed to act
- 54:46Speaker 5: not too interested. See I'm not that way when I'm
- 54:51Speaker 5: at Tyler Banister. Even though we were just going to
- 54:53Speaker 5: be friends. He gave me his number. I texted him
- 54:55Speaker 5: on the way home. I said, let's go to tea
- 54:57Speaker 5: this afternoon. Right away, we jumped into the friendship. When
- 55:01Speaker 5: I meet someone, I like, I'm all about them right away,
- 55:05Speaker 5: Like I want to start spending time with them right away,
- 55:09Speaker 5: not like, oh, well, let's see each other next week.
- 55:11Speaker 4: Oh no.
- 55:12Speaker 5: If I go on a date with you and I
- 55:13Speaker 5: am interested in you, I'm going to tell you I'm
- 55:15Speaker 5: interested in you.
- 55:16Speaker 4: Can I see you tomorrow.
- 55:19Speaker 5: That's called chalants, and nowadays it appears that kids under
- 55:24Speaker 5: thirty like that more than people who are nonchalant, like
- 55:29Speaker 5: oh yeah, that was fun. I'll get with you next week,
- 55:31Speaker 5: or let's try to put something on the books, or no,
- 55:34Speaker 5: I think you're cool, Yeah, let's do this again.
- 55:36Speaker 4: You know. Ah uh.
- 55:38Speaker 5: They like people who are all in from the get go.
- 55:42Speaker 5: I read a whole article in USA today about the
- 55:45Speaker 5: rise of chalans, and I thought, well, that's me. That's
- 55:50Speaker 5: how I've been for my whole life. If I like
- 55:56Speaker 5: someone as a friend or as more, I let them
- 55:59Speaker 5: know right away. I like you. We should see more
- 56:02Speaker 5: of each other. I don't play all koy and like, well.
- 56:05Speaker 4: Maybe i'll check my schedule and you get back.
- 56:08Speaker 5: I know, No, if I go on a date with you,
- 56:13Speaker 5: you better text me when I get home. Okay, when
- 56:17Speaker 5: we leave the restaurant or leave whatever we have done
- 56:20Speaker 5: and we separate. Of course, if you're gay, we're gonna
- 56:23Speaker 5: have sex on the first date, because that's what gays do.
- 56:26Speaker 5: But you better text me when you get home or
- 56:31Speaker 5: the next morning. All these people, do you think it's
- 56:35Speaker 5: too soon? We went out on a date last night.
- 56:37Speaker 5: Do you think it's too soon to send them a note?
- 56:39Speaker 4: Think no? And now people want that.
- 56:44Speaker 5: Back in the day, I guess they thought it was creepy,
- 56:46Speaker 5: or you were a stalker, or seem too needy or
- 56:49Speaker 5: too or too rambunctious. Now they want rambunctious. It's called shalance.
- 56:57Speaker 5: I say, if you like something, let it be known.
- 57:00Speaker 5: If you like someone, tell him from the get go. Look,
- 57:04Speaker 5: I fell in love with Andrew the minute I met him.
- 57:06Speaker 5: And that's the truth. The minute I met him. I
- 57:09Speaker 5: fell in love with him the minute and he went
- 57:11Speaker 5: home with someone else. He went home with Dan Campbell,
- 57:15Speaker 5: and I went back to the bar that Sunday that
- 57:17Speaker 5: was on a Thursday. I went back to the bar
- 57:19Speaker 5: that Sunday and let him know we were going to
- 57:22Speaker 5: be dating, and he laughed at me. I said, well,
- 57:25Speaker 5: you better get over this job as a waiter here
- 57:27Speaker 5: at the frat house because I'm not having my boyfriend
- 57:29Speaker 5: have men's hands all over him. He said, well, it's
- 57:33Speaker 5: a good thing I'm not your boyfriend. And I said,
- 57:35Speaker 5: well you're going to be. He's like, oh am I really.
- 57:38Speaker 5: I said, yo, yeah, you're gonna be my boyfriend and
- 57:42Speaker 5: he was like yeah no and I said yeah yeah,
- 57:45Speaker 5: and he goes, well, not this weekend because I'm going
- 57:47Speaker 5: to Big Bear. And I said no, no, no, Sunday,
- 57:50Speaker 5: you're going meet with me to a game and Vesta
- 57:52Speaker 5: Williams is singing, and we're going in her limo. We're
- 57:54Speaker 5: going to sit in a box and then we're going
- 57:56Speaker 5: to watch the Laker game and then we're going to
- 57:58Speaker 5: go out with Vesta afterwards. He's all, no, we're not.
- 58:01Speaker 5: I'm going to be in Big Bear. I said no, no, no,
- 58:03Speaker 5: Sunday at two in the afternoon, I'm meeting you in
- 58:05Speaker 5: a limo and we're going and he said no, I'm
- 58:09Speaker 5: all be in Big Bear. So Saturday I called every Howard.
- 58:13Speaker 4: In Big Bear.
- 58:14Speaker 5: I'd only met him twice. I called every Howard in
- 58:17Speaker 5: Big Bear, and on the fourth Howard I got the
- 58:19Speaker 5: right place. Is your son there?
- 58:22Speaker 4: Uh? Yes? And he's all, hello, who is this? I go.
- 58:25Speaker 4: It's me Charles And he's like, why are you calling me? Here?
- 58:29Speaker 4: I go because you're coming back to go with me?
- 58:30Speaker 5: Right Gus who came back and went with me and
- 58:33Speaker 5: who moved in the following Thursday, and who I was
- 58:37Speaker 5: never a part with more than twenty four hours in
- 58:39Speaker 5: twelve years.
- 58:41Speaker 4: I am corral. You'd be who you want to be.
- 58:43Speaker 4: So I haven't hurt anybody because I am not non strong.
- 58:47Speaker 4: I love you all. I'll see you. Have a STAVEM
- 58:49Speaker 4: and happy fourth.
- 58:50Speaker 5: We're going to do this gay week tomorrow and then
- 58:52Speaker 5: it will be the fourth, So have a happy four's body.
- 58:55Speaker 6: From a completely different point of view, yours daily to
- 59:00Speaker 6: the Coral cast on your favorite streaming service. You're listening
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