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Reactions to today's WAR OF THE ROSES and NOISE MACHINE! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich Ryan. Good morning. Your thoughts on
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  Speaker 1: War of the Roses?
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, brother, Hey, what's what's going on? Guys? That
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  Speaker 2: was one of the more interesting War of the Roses
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  Speaker 2: in recent memory. It started out I either figured he
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  Speaker 2: either knows the bit or he's legitimately flirting, And as
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  Speaker 2: it went on, it was like, oh my god, he's
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  Speaker 2: actually flirting, like it wasn't even a he knows a
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  Speaker 2: bit and the jig is up.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I thought too. When he's like, well, hello,
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  Speaker 3: how are you, I thought he knew exactly what was
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  Speaker 3: going on, was just playing us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, exactly, it was. It was just kind of
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  Speaker 2: that that almost like that fake acting type of thing
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  Speaker 2: that's happened on other episodes.
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  Speaker 4: So all right, dude, have a great day, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: It was funny Noah was sending me text message of
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  Speaker 1: his friend of a friend of his screenshots where she's
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  Speaker 1: like freaking out by.
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  Speaker 4: O, we need a contest.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna play a game eight seven seven ninety three
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  Speaker 1: seven one O four seven the prize Madison Beer tickets.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, bro, I'm listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Rows in the car with my mom and she's got
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  Speaker 1: me like this, mouth wide open. Anyway, So while we
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  Speaker 1: wait for a contestant, You guys, I have some current
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  Speaker 1: information on.
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  Speaker 4: Father's Day is Sunday, and there was a survey.
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  Speaker 1: They said, dad's what do you actually want for Father's Day? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the answer can't be beef tjerkey and mugs? Like, what
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  Speaker 1: do you want for Father's Day? So rich, you're a dad,
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  Speaker 1: what do you want for Father's Day?
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  Speaker 3: I want to watch a movie with my kids and
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  Speaker 3: have some barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Peyton, what do you think your dad wants? Have
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  Speaker 1: you talk to him? Are you getting anything your Father's Day?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: We don't exactly know what we're gonna do for Father's
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  Speaker 5: Day yet, but we have some things in the work.
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  Speaker 5: I think my dad probably just wants to be left alone, truly.
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  Speaker 5: He's a virgo.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, I completely understand what he's saying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heeds around people all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, here's some of the top answers.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to be listened to without having to
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  Speaker 1: repeat myself. One dad's had a pressure washer. Oh that's good,
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  Speaker 1: ice cream cake. I want a handmade cart and to
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  Speaker 1: smoke meat all day. I love my family, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: an introvert. The perfect they would be my wife leaving
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  Speaker 1: me with the kids, leaving with the kids at don
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  Speaker 1: and not come back to bedtime. One dad's had a sword.
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  Speaker 1: This guy says to play around the golf with my
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  Speaker 1: son and my father.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice.
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  Speaker 4: I love to go on a long walk with my
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  Speaker 4: kids a baseball game.
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  Speaker 1: Number one answer is to be able to spend time
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  Speaker 1: with my family and not be expected to go out
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  Speaker 1: to a meal with my in laws.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the pressure washer is such a good idea
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  Speaker 3: because it's so satisfying, and it's not like actual work
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  Speaker 3: when you use one.
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  Speaker 5: Because it's doing all the work for you.
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  Speaker 3: All you're really doing is it's holding a hose and
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  Speaker 3: watching it do stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, another satisfying Another Father's day thing. I know we
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  Speaker 1: haven't contest already, but it's funny. Get this father's same thing.
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  Speaker 4: I guess they.
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  Speaker 1: Rated the Disney dads by hotness famous, so.
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  Speaker 3: I can't go with Bell's dad. No, no, he's give
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  Speaker 3: me gim me.
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  Speaker 1: I have all the top ten Disney dads by hotness,
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  Speaker 1: So Jasmine's hot.
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  Speaker 4: Not hot Jasmine Dad. The Sultan is.
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  Speaker 3: Number nine on this lefty he's like a little tiny
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  Speaker 3: old man.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't he number ten?
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  Speaker 1: Is Anna and Elsa's dad, King Agnar, He's number ten?
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  Speaker 3: What about Sleeping Beauty's dad? He's good looking? The King,
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  Speaker 3: I remember him.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's not in here, but rich you said?
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  Speaker 1: Bell's Dad's number eight, a Land's dad's number seven, Rapunzels
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  Speaker 1: dads number six, move Fassa.
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  Speaker 4: Is number five, number one, Zeus.
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  Speaker 1: Hercules number four, Tarzan's dads is number three. Tiana Tiana
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  Speaker 1: Dad's James, Princess Frog's number two. It's fine the number
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  Speaker 1: one dad. The number one Disney dad of all the
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  Speaker 1: Disney shows is King Triton from Little Mermaids.
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  Speaker 4: His dilf rating is an eight out of ten.
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  Speaker 2: King.
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  Speaker 3: He has like the eight pack. Yeah, he's good looking.
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  Speaker 6: About who Jepetti?
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  Speaker 4: There no no a good morning?
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  Speaker 3: How are you.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So you're playing a game with us for some Madison
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  Speaker 1: Beer tickets, Nick, what game are we play?
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  Speaker 7: You guys are playing Noise Machine today. The biggest movie
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  Speaker 7: of the year is going to be Toy Story five.
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  Speaker 6: It's out this weekend.
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  Speaker 7: I have pulled some clips of your favorite, very favorite
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  Speaker 7: Toy Story characters. If you can tell me who they are.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna get a point.
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  Speaker 6: Sound good? Okay, perfect. We're gonna start with John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going for fearsome ear, but I just don't
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  Speaker 3: feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
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  Speaker 4: So this is a Toy Story character. It's somebody from
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  Speaker 4: Toy Story. Yes, yeah, man, that's so hard.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: The slinky slinky is a good guess, is anybody It's
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  Speaker 7: it's incorrect, Go ahead, pain, that's.
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  Speaker 5: Mister porker, Porky, Porky.
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  Speaker 7: What's are you thinking of the piggy bank? His name
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  Speaker 7: is Ham? Yeah, that's also incorrect. You're looking for Rex?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, who's the voice of that?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 7: It's the same as the principal from a goofy movie.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so it's not a famous person.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's it is. It's the guy from It's
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  Speaker 3: the guy from Princess bry They so clearly I cannot
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  Speaker 3: cuose the cup in front of me. That guy, Oh
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  Speaker 3: the that guy? Yeah, he's bald.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway, good try John Jay, Good try Peyton Rich to
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  Speaker 7: your turn.
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  Speaker 2: Oh only you could see how much Andy misses you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's either Jesse or bo Peep. Doesn't sound
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  Speaker 3: like Jesse. That's bo Peep.
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  Speaker 6: It is bo Peep played by.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Cusack. No, John Cusack's Jesse. That's the lady from
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  Speaker 3: Designing Women or something like that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was thinking a Ghostbuzzards, but yeah, Andy Potts
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  Speaker 7: an Rich at one point that wasn't Peep.
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  Speaker 6: Uh. So we'll move on now to Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: First thing you gotta know about me, I'm a hugging
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  Speaker 2: that's the villain.
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  Speaker 3: That's lots so bear.
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  Speaker 6: That is lots of hugging, hugging Bear.
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  Speaker 7: Good job, Peyton one point ties up Rich like strawberries.
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 6: I hope you're a Toy Story fan because it's your turn.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying you, guys. I'm like I watched it a.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Here's your clue for the guy
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  Speaker 3: that's Woody.
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  Speaker 7: Indeed, that's right, all right, So everybody on the board
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  Speaker 7: after round one except for John Jay.
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  Speaker 6: He can redeem himself right here them go.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure his precious Candy is dying to play with
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  Speaker 3: a one armed cowboy doll.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it sounded like a doorstop.
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  Speaker 6: The the first was a dart.
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  Speaker 4: So is that the kid? Is that sid? Is that
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  Speaker 4: his name?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: We we've already we've previously mentioned this character in the game.
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  Speaker 4: Can go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: It's Wendy the right, that's her name.
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  Speaker 5: The other one she does look like Wendy.
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  Speaker 6: Wendy. The other one is Jesse. Is yeah, we're like
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  Speaker 6: for Jesse. She does look like.
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  Speaker 3: You should almost give her next.
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  Speaker 7: Week is just uh fast food mascot, and then we'll
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  Speaker 7: use Wendy.
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  Speaker 6: Good try, guys.
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  Speaker 7: That was That was a fun little tangent. We'll move
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  Speaker 7: on and around to Rich.
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  Speaker 3: I am not a toy. I'm a spark. I was
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  Speaker 3: fay for so solid maybe chili and then the trash.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I think about this a lot because Kyle
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  Speaker 3: quotes Forky all the time on the show. What she
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  Speaker 3: does that's Forky is correct.
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  Speaker 7: Two points a Ridge taking commanding lead. Round two continues
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  Speaker 7: now with Peyton, and we haven't I.
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  Speaker 1: Would have remembered love your Legwarmers Life.
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  Speaker 5: That is Barbie and Ken when they meet in twenty Storty.
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  Speaker 7: Three Barbie and Ken. Two points for Peyton in round two. Mia,
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  Speaker 7: you can win the game here though, if you can
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  Speaker 7: tell me who this is.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh, infinity and beyond here buzzlight hear is correct. It
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  Speaker 6: doesn't matter if you whisper it or not, it's still correct.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Mia, Congratulations, you're gonna go see Madison beer. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: thank you guys so much.
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  Speaker 2: I was so surprised to get through the call.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my.
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  Speaker 3: God, see you got through. You did great, hold on
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  Speaker 3: the line.
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  Speaker 4: Very cool.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, this is kind of I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to call this breaking news, but I think it's exciting news.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I have this nose spray that I love and I
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  Speaker 3: get at the dollar Store, the dollar Store now spray,
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  Speaker 3: which is just straight up chet fueld I But every.
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  Speaker 1: Time I go to the dollar store, you can't help
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  Speaker 1: but like, oh my god, I can't plaselves a dollar.
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  Speaker 1: And I just saw this Dollar General's reducing prices on
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  Speaker 1: two thousand items to less than a dollar.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good for you, Dollar General.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Man's that's like big freaking news.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's nice because sometimes you go into a dollar
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  Speaker 5: tree and now you have sections that are like three
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  Speaker 5: dollars and five dollars and ten dollars, so they're like
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  Speaker 5: going backwards a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Also, there's a news report on occupations with the highest
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  Speaker 1: divorce rates based on data from the American Community survey
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  Speaker 1: the jobs with the highest divorce rates, and I have
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  Speaker 1: the jobs with the lowest divorce rates.
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  Speaker 3: Can we guess at the highest? Yeah, I would say
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  Speaker 3: personal trainer, because I gotta figure you're training something's good.
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  Speaker 3: Look at it, and you're gonna put it up.
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  Speaker 4: Guess what not in the top ten?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, what about a doctor or like a surgeon, someone
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  Speaker 5: who's not really home a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Like they make their face good looking with like okay
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  Speaker 3: surgery to.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go over it because you're kind of right.
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  Speaker 1: So number ten, practical nurses. Number nine, psychiatric aids. Number eight,
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  Speaker 1: ambulance drivers. Ambulance drivers. Number eight, highest divorce stress. Number seven,
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  Speaker 1: correctional supervisors for the highest divorce rate. Number six carcare supervisors.
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  Speaker 1: What that's number five? Press machine operators and they get all.
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  Speaker 5: The chicks like press things down and make it into
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  Speaker 5: like flat sheets of metal.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Number the number four highest divorce rate job bus drivers?
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  Speaker 6: What the number makes sense?
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  Speaker 1: The number three highest divorce rate job massage therapists.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: I can see that.
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  Speaker 4: Number two is telemarketers.
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  Speaker 3: What I just think they're probably unhappy, so they're probably
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  Speaker 3: Unhappy at home took number one.
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  Speaker 4: Healthcare practitioners.
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  Speaker 1: That's number one, so that's why I figured maybe doctors
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  Speaker 1: falling out category. The top twenty also includes casino workers, bartenders, ushers,
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  Speaker 1: home health aids, animal control officers and security guards.
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  Speaker 3: Bartender makes sense to me.
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  Speaker 1: The top jobs with the lowest divorce rates priest, oil
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  Speaker 1: and mining engineers, solid atmospheric scientists, teachers, pharmacists, clergies number seven, right,
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  Speaker 1: physicians priest physicians those.
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  Speaker 3: Are healthcare workers is the highest, but physicians for.
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  Speaker 1: The lowest divorce rate, Physical therapists lowest divorce rates, software
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  Speaker 1: developers lowest divorce rate, IT specialists lowest divorce rates, physical
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  Speaker 1: scientists lowest divorce rate, and the number one lowest divorce rate.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what this is, actuaries. What's that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like smart people, and probably because they
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  Speaker 3: can't afford to get divorce because they're probably paying off
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  Speaker 3: school loans, so they're going to stay with it.
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  Speaker 1: The top twenty also includes surgeons, chemical engineers, speech pathologists, optometrists, dentists,
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  Speaker 1: and maccareical engineers.
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  Speaker 5: An actuary is a professional who uses mathematics, statistics, and
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  Speaker 5: financial theory. To assess and manage risk.
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  Speaker 3: Seeing smart people
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  Speaker 4: Fascinating