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It's Always The Husband's Fault | Monday April 14, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Mallley. He's
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trendholme. Today is Monday, April fourteenth, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Happy to have you inside the treehouse. It's the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of a new week, and I'm starting out a little,
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  Speaker 1: a little little bum. I got a bum wing trail.
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  Speaker 1: You can see across the studio there I got. I
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  Speaker 1: look like I'm wearing like one shoulder pad on one
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  Speaker 1: side of my body. That's just a it's probably melted
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  Speaker 1: by now, but I take it out. That's my ice
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  Speaker 1: pack on my bum shoulder. I now have a bum shoulder.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you do?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the worst thing about getting older
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  Speaker 1: is you get injured and you don't know from what
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  Speaker 1: or And this is my this is my favorite thing.
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  Speaker 1: You'll do something that actually started the process of an injury,
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  Speaker 1: but it doesn't complete the process of the injury until
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  Speaker 1: you do something seemingly innocuous like sneeze or get out
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  Speaker 1: of bed, or just bend over to tie a shoe.
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  Speaker 1: And that's when all of a sudden you can't walk,
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  Speaker 1: when in reality it was because you were moving or uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, lugging pavestones around the backyard or something. That's
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  Speaker 1: what started it. But then you like just go one
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  Speaker 1: morning and just you're just a puddle of yellow on
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  Speaker 1: the floor. So I don't know what I did to
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  Speaker 1: my shoulder. I just know it hurts. It's hurt for
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  Speaker 1: like a month. It feels like when I jacked up
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  Speaker 1: my rotator cuff when I was like fourteen. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it feels like, except it won't go away because I
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  Speaker 1: keep doing little things to reaggravate it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, there's a good chance if you jacked
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  Speaker 2: up your rotator cuff before that, this is now coming
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  Speaker 2: back to haunt you.
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  Speaker 1: I know. But betray when I jacked up my rotator
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  Speaker 1: cuff before one two, Oh my god, that was thirty
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  Speaker 1: years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sweet Jesus, did you have it repaired?
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  Speaker 4: Then?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was fine. It really wasn't even that bad
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  Speaker 1: of an injury at the time. Like I heard it
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  Speaker 1: playing football and didn't know it until I went to
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  Speaker 1: baseball practice and picked up the baseball to try to
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  Speaker 1: throw it, and it buckled me to my knees. That's
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  Speaker 1: when I realized, Oh, now I know what a rotator cuff.
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  Speaker 1: Is he had me do was He gave me an
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  Speaker 1: anti inflammatory and said, rested for two weeks, you should
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  Speaker 1: be fine. It was an inflamed rotator cuff with tendonitis.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of what it feels like now. Unfortunately, our
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  Speaker 1: current medical system doesn't allow me to self diagnose and
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  Speaker 1: just say, I know what the problem is. Can we
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  Speaker 1: try this before you charge me thousands of dollars to
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  Speaker 1: meet my deductible for the year. Just give me an
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  Speaker 1: anti inflammatory and let's see if that works. If it doesn't,
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  Speaker 1: then I'll come give you buckets of money.
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  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, there's a wonderful anti inflammatory called
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  Speaker 2: ibuprofen over the counter.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm kind of numb unfortunately to that.
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  Speaker 2: So let me ask you the first question. How long
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  Speaker 2: has this been bothering you?
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  Speaker 1: About a month?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how long? How much rest have you been given it.
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to give it a lot of rest.
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  Speaker 1: Like I haven't even done any weights at the gym
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  Speaker 1: in like three weeks, so that's a big thing. But
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  Speaker 1: I've done other things to aggravate it. Like the other
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  Speaker 1: day I put on a shirt and that hurt really,
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  Speaker 1: really bad because I I see. I see how I
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  Speaker 1: can't even move my shoulder past here right now?
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  Speaker 2: The other day the other can you can you raise
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  Speaker 2: your like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can raise it. It's stiff, but I can
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  Speaker 1: do it. That's also at least it's probably stiff because
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  Speaker 1: I had the ice back on it.
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  Speaker 2: But well, yeah, typically if you can't raise your arm
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  Speaker 2: above your head, that's rotator cuff.
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  Speaker 1: I can feel it like it hurts right here when
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  Speaker 1: I make the l with my with my arm. You
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  Speaker 1: know that looks like I'm about to testify before Congress. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: that's that hurts when I hold it in that position.
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  Speaker 1: I can raise it up and it probably hurt, but
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  Speaker 1: I can feel it.
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  Speaker 2: You probably got like a torn laborm or some stuff
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  Speaker 2: floating around in there that you know, a little orthoscopic surgery.
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  Speaker 2: Get that cleaned up.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you taking me straight to surgery, doctor Trendholm,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, bones, let's can we do like a little
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  Speaker 1: non invasive work first.
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  Speaker 2: You can all day long, but at a certain point,
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  Speaker 2: especially especially if you were a baseball player, you gave
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  Speaker 2: your shoulder a lot of wear and tear throwing the ball,
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  Speaker 2: and so chances are you've got some loose cartilage and really,
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, it doesn't disappear. It
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  Speaker 2: just has to be cleaned up.
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  Speaker 1: I just hate thinking about what you said, like you
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  Speaker 1: probably just have something floating around in there, because things
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  Speaker 1: just floating around in space have never caused any problems ever.
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  Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately, the human joints, especially the shoulder, which is
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  Speaker 2: just a remarkable joint, but the nature's padding, which is
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  Speaker 2: cartilage kind of like every other padding, you know, after
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  Speaker 2: a while becomes Warren Haggard and it just starts breaking
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  Speaker 2: off in pieces.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sweet Mother of God. So here's here's my new.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I'm going to try before going to
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  Speaker 1: the doctor. Okay, what I'm going to do is because
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  Speaker 1: when I was fourteen, it went to the sports med doctor.
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  Speaker 1: He gave me an anti inflammatory called Naperson. I still
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  Speaker 1: remember it. So what I'm gonna do is I believe
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  Speaker 1: the over I believe the over the counter equivalent to Naperson,
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  Speaker 1: the anti inflammatory is a leave. So what I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to do is go get a bucket.
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  Speaker 2: Of a leave.
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  Speaker 1: And self medicate for like a week for sure, maybe two,
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  Speaker 1: and just take that and see how it does well.
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  Speaker 2: If you really want to be smart about it, There's
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  Speaker 2: something else you should do, which is go get a
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  Speaker 2: sling and put your arm in it and reduce the
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  Speaker 2: motion of your shoulder as much as possible.
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  Speaker 1: I think I can do that, although I think my
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  Speaker 1: wife's gonna look at me and say, oh God, I'm
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  Speaker 1: married a puffin man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's gonna do that anyways.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, come on, that's done.
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  Speaker 1: He's trade Trendhome. Today is Monday, April fourteenth, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Enough complaining out of me, let's step into some serious,
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  Speaker 1: serious stupid news. There's been a huge spate of teachers
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  Speaker 1: going absolutely crazy with screwing their students lately, and this
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  Speaker 1: is the one. While they all stand out on their own,
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  Speaker 1: this is the one that stood out especially far for me. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I talk for a living, but this story has actually
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  Speaker 1: left me speechless. A teacher at an elite Catholic boys'
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  Speaker 1: school in Ohio admitted she had sex with a seventeen
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  Speaker 1: year old student and sent him nudes. And that's not
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  Speaker 1: even the most shocking part. Are you ready for this?
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  Speaker 1: When her husband filed for divorce, she blamed him for neglect.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I've gathered a few thoughts. Being cheated on
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  Speaker 1: is an awful feeling, but there are degrees to it.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife banging a student is the worst. Any One
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  Speaker 1: else in the school would have been way better, Like
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  Speaker 1: it wouldn't have been as bad if she had hooked
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  Speaker 1: up with the principal or the school resource officer. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: even the janitor would have been better than a student.
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  Speaker 1: Was the lunch lady available that might have spiced things up,
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  Speaker 1: or the woodshop teacher for obvious reasons? But is there
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  Speaker 1: anything scarier than your teacher wife hooking up with a student.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you had the story a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 2: ago where the teacher was hooking up with multiple students
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  Speaker 2: and making him wear the scream mask.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing scarier than your teacher wife hooking up
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  Speaker 1: with a student is her getting railed by multiple students
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  Speaker 1: at the same time while wearing scream masks, which also
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  Speaker 1: happened recently. Trey your thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, the uh, the inner child in me,
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  Speaker 2: you know, goes, well, why couldn't my hot teacher's been
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  Speaker 2: like this? I think of the Pete Davidson sketch on
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  Speaker 2: SNL and you know, go, hey, good on you. But
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  Speaker 2: the adult in me goes, oh, this is awful. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, bad teacher. Although he's seventeen, technically most states,
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  Speaker 2: you're an adult. But yeah, the.
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  Speaker 1: Husband, it's still an authority position, a position of power,
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  Speaker 1: possibly taking advantage of someone a little on the naive side.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, did you know a lot of seventeen year
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  Speaker 2: old guys that you know wouldn't have loved to have
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  Speaker 2: been taken advantage of by their teacher?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I still remember in high school hearing
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  Speaker 1: about that. Was that Mary kay Laturno, And I think
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  Speaker 1: there might have been a couple of other isolated, very
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  Speaker 1: isolated instances where a teacher hooked up with a student.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, most of us in high school, you know,
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  Speaker 1: junior seniors like raise their hands. Yeah, okay, sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: as long as it's not missus Reynolds, my ap English teacher,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm open. But to go and blame the husband afterwards,
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  Speaker 1: is some truly next level sociopathic gas lighting type stuff
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  Speaker 1: going on. I mean, you know, he, well, my husband
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  Speaker 1: neglected me, so I decided to screw the football team.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe he was he wasn't being attentive to
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  Speaker 2: her needs. Maybe maybe he wasn't asking her about her day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what a seventeen year old's gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he made her, you know, pick where they had
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  Speaker 2: to eat.
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  Speaker 1: It's easy when all you want is a happy meal.
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  Speaker 1: You just want some Dino nuggets.
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  Speaker 2: Chuck e cheese all day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to jump in the ball pit with me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh seems a little crowded, honey, But it.
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  Speaker 1: Really is troubling the fact that this teacher has sex
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  Speaker 1: with a seventeen year old student then accused her a
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  Speaker 1: husband of neglect when he filed for divorce.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, that's uh man, I it's it's just an extreme,
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  Speaker 2: extreme version of things I've been through before. You know,
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  Speaker 2: where I've got upset with some what I was dating
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  Speaker 2: because I said I'd had a bad day and she
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  Speaker 2: didn't ask you know why what happened? Was I okay anything?
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  Speaker 2: And uh but that I it was my fault, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because I expected I should have just told her what
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  Speaker 2: was going on, And how dare I expect her to ask.
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  Speaker 1: About your day?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel like you were in the wrong on
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  Speaker 1: that one. I feel like, hey, honey, how is your day.
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  Speaker 1: It isn't just a good foundational thing to have in
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  Speaker 1: a relationship, it's just polite, Well how are you.
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  Speaker 2: In the course of conversation, if someone you know goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm having a really rough day, you go, what, okay,
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  Speaker 2: what's going on? Anything I do to help? Just give
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  Speaker 2: them standard things you think when you're dating, not oh,
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  Speaker 2: five hours later, Oh, I'm just getting home from going
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  Speaker 2: out with my girlfriend, how's your night?
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  Speaker 1: This is my favorite type of person. Ready you come
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  Speaker 1: home and you say, who man, I've had a really
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  Speaker 1: rough day, And her response is I had a rough
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  Speaker 1: day too, let me tell you about it, and doesn't
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  Speaker 1: shut up for half an hour about her rough day
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  Speaker 1: and doesn't even remember the fact that you started the
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  Speaker 1: conversation about your rough day.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know you named my ex.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dan, He's Trey. Today is Monday, April fourteenth, twenty twenty. Trey,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready for the baggage wars?
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  Speaker 2: Sure? Who's got the most emotional or what I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: win that one? No?
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  Speaker 1: Like actual baggage luggage luggage wars. Maybe I should have
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  Speaker 1: been more specific.
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  Speaker 2: Like airlines.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we talked about this. Last month, Southwest Airlines
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  Speaker 1: ended its bags fly free policy, and now other airlines
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  Speaker 1: are swooping in to steal those pissed off customers. Delta
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  Speaker 1: Airlines is directly targeting Southwest customers by offering Elite status
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  Speaker 1: for switching loyalty to Delta instead. Southwest A List members
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  Speaker 1: will be elevated to Delta's Gold Medallion status, which comes
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  Speaker 1: with benefits such ads, free checked bag each way, priority
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  Speaker 1: security line access, and priority boarding Frontier Airlines also when
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  Speaker 1: so promotion offering customers a package that included free checked baggage.
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  Speaker 1: This is exactly what we said was going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: But I believe the devil's in the details with this
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  Speaker 2: because it's a free check bag, because you can only
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  Speaker 2: your carry on can only be so like, got you
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  Speaker 2: talking about checked on like your carry on.
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  Speaker 1: For Delta, they're talking about a free checked bag each way,
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  Speaker 1: plus priority security, line access and priority boarding. Frontier announced
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  Speaker 1: a promotion offering customers a package that included free checked baggage.
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  Speaker 1: So you're right. Neither one of those mentions carry ons,
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  Speaker 1: which carry ons is a separate thing that most of
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  Speaker 1: the airlines have said they are going to start adopting
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  Speaker 1: the European rules on that, which is a smaller carry on.
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  Speaker 1: They're just so far they're targeting that free checked bag
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  Speaker 1: policy that Southwest used to have. Now with the Frontier thing,
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  Speaker 1: it says this is a promotion that they announced, so
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  Speaker 1: since it's a promotion that may not be permanent, the
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  Speaker 1: Delta thing, the Delta thing looks to be a permanent
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  Speaker 1: thing going after Southwest priority customers.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think Spirit's going to get involved.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, you pay for everything on Spirit. They're not
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  Speaker 1: changing their model.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to elevate you. They'll actually get your bag
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  Speaker 2: where you're going.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'm surprised that's not already a fee,
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  Speaker 1: because in my mind, Spirit would charge you a fee
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  Speaker 1: to put the bag on the plane. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to get the bag back when you get to your destination,
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  Speaker 1: that would be an additional fee. It's not, but it
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't surprise me if they ever went that route, especially
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: since they're going through bankruptcy stuff. Now, keep in mind
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  Speaker 1: the bags fly free policy that Southwest ended did not
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  Speaker 1: go over well with its customer. Southwest has received a
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  Speaker 1: lot of criticism for the decision to end its policy
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  Speaker 1: of free checked baggage, but Southwest Airlines has remained insistent
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  Speaker 1: that it will move forward with a new policy no
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  Speaker 1: matter how much criticism the company receives from angry customers. Look,
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  Speaker 1: this is interesting. I support not cow telling to a
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  Speaker 1: few angry Yelp reviewers, But if you've managed to piss
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  Speaker 1: off all your customers and you don't care, that's bad business.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Granted, I don't have a business degree and I've never
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  Speaker 1: been the CEO of a fortune five hundred company. But
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  Speaker 1: I know stupid and this is stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it'll it'll. It remains to be seen if their
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  Speaker 2: numbers go down. But I'm sure one of the things Southwest,
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  Speaker 2: you know, is counting on is especially like Dallas for example,
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  Speaker 2: I don't care how mad people get at Southwest. Flying
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  Speaker 2: out of love Field is far more convenient if you
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  Speaker 2: live inside the city of Dallas than it is is
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  Speaker 2: going to DFW. And that's even you know, huff and
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  Speaker 2: puff and everything else. But at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 2: people are still going to fly Southwest because of convenience.
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  Speaker 1: For that specific thing. Yes, However, so many people live
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  Speaker 1: around Dallas, right, It's they live in the suburbs around it.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you live in Plano, it's actually easier to
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  Speaker 1: go to DFW and might take less time than it
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  Speaker 1: would be to drive to love Field you live in
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  Speaker 1: Fort Worth. Same thing. The other thing this opens is,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't think they can do it because of
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  Speaker 1: ordinances and local laws, is would there ever be an
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  Speaker 1: opportunity for Alliance Airport north of Fort Worth to open
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  Speaker 1: itself up a little bit and be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more like love Field and try to take on some
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  Speaker 1: of that regional carrier stuff, so people aren't driving from
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Wataga to Dallas.
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  Speaker 2: Does Alliance even have like commercial flights?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's all private, but I mean you've got
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: infrastructure there. They can do it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: They could, and I believe there was Wasn't there an
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: airline that tried it and it failed. I mean I
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: don't even know. Uh you know, JSX has become pretty
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: popular as kind of a upper tier way to travel.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I mean it's it's what is airlines?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Huh what is JSX?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: It's a it's a startup airline. Where they fly I
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: think it's MB eighties, but they're all like first class seats.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: There's only like eighty seats on a plane, I think,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: and uh they go, you know, like Dallas to love
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Field is one of their big routes. I'm sorry, I
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: mean Dallas to Vegas got it, okay, But they fly
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: out of love Field and uh, you know, they seem
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: to be doing doing pretty well. I mean over our lives,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: we've seeing a number of airlines come and go that
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: have tried to like take on Southwest and that model.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that is a good A good answer is
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: you basically have three types of airlines, right, you have
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: the riff raff, which would be your Spirit Airlines and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: your other you know, low budget carriers where God only
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: knows what's going to happen on those flights. Then you
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: have the middle upper like the ones you're talking about
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: that it's uh, it's nice, but it's not quite Emirates nice.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: And then Emirates would be like the uber luxury where
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: you've got the bar and the showers and the beds
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and and Jennifer Aniston is in the seat next to
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: you type of stuff. Because that that middle road where
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Southwest typically occupies, or a bunch of these other ones.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I think it's just they're going to have to decide
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: which way do they want to go. Do they want
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: to go cheap or do they want to go a
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: little higher end?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Well it and this will be a really good litmus
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: test in business wise because Southwest is based now controlled
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: by a large hedge fund type you know operation, and it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Comes with all the hedge fundy type ideas like pissing
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: off your customers and saying you know what, you know
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: this policy we've had for years that you all love
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: f you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And if customers actually take the fu to saying okay,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: we're going to fly another carrier. Sooner or later, they'll
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: they'll change their policy. But I'm sure what they're betting
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: on is that they'll ride out the storm and people
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: will fly south keep flying Southwest.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Don't let them do it. People, don't let them. Don't
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: let him grip you so tightly by the scrowt.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Well, it's where it's risky is. Southwest has not exactly
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: had a stellar like, let's say, last five years. I
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: mean they're a computer problem away from having an absolute meltdown.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've given me an idea.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: They've got update from Windows ninety eight.
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  Speaker 1: Dan Olmley. He is Trey Trendholme. Today is Monday, April fourteenth,
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  Speaker 1: two thousand, twenty five. Already been a lot of excitement
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  Speaker 1: in today's show, a lot of interesting moments, and this
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  Speaker 1: is going to be one that stands out from the rest.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, all right, Trey, have you heard of the
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: gay beam machine. It's not from the same company that
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: did the mystery machine from Scooby Doo. This is a
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: very different thing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Just FYI, the gay beam machine, I have not heard
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Prepare to be enlightened, Trey.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: All Right.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: A Christian nationalist pastor named Andrew Isker made an inflammatory
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: claim on his podcast that he calls the number one
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Christian nationalist podcast in the world.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Isn't Christian nationalist another way for white supremacists.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: You'd have to ask a pastor, uh ask isker Iker
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: whatever it is. Anyway, here he is to tell you,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Trey about the gay beam machine.
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: Patriot at was act was passed.
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: Right, give me a break, Like I had to be
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: molested at the airport to go to Florida, right just
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: to get on an airplane because I'm not going to
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: go through the the gay beam machine.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: At this point, I wasn't sure if he was just
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: kind of joking around and like being kind of silly
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: on his number one white Christian nationalist podcast in the
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: world type of thing. But then he goes then he
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: goes deeper.
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: An airplane because I'm not going to go through the
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: the gay beam machine.
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: I didn't let Cej do it. I wouldn't let him
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: do it.
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: I said, you're getting padded down to buddy, I don't
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: want them turning you gay.
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: It appears having a guy touch you all over the
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: place is on its face, seems worse.
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: But you don't really know what's going on, what those
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: things are doing to you.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: So where the imaging goes or what the.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because it's like yeah, like yeah, who they can
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: just take a picture of me, Like no.
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: Virtual adrenochrome system back there?
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: Maybe maybe so.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: The gay be machine. Really, so.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: We're now questioning the technology of X ray, yes, and
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: other imaging devices that I'm sure you'd be happy to
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: have if you were hurting in the hospital.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: But and.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: This just sounds like the This just sounds like the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: excuse they're going to use when they get busted with
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: another man. It's not my fault you caught me kissing Kyle.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's that gay b machine at the airport.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: That mustache. That guy kind of looks like he you know,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: you could find him in a in a gay bar
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: on a Sunday afternoon. But you know, and and in fact,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: most people would find having someone else touch you all
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: over would be far more violating than the gay beam machine.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and and he and he touches on that in
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: here by saying, I sy, I'll back it up here
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: a gay beam machine go.
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: To Florida right just to get on an airplane because
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: I'm not going to go through the the gay beam machine.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: So he's not going to go through the gay beam
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: machine because he thinks the machine will turn you gay.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: But there's still the problem trade like you brought up
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: of the physical pat down.
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: I didn't let SEEJ do it. I wouldn't le him
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: do it.
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: I said, you're getting padded down to buddy, I don't
• 28:39
  Speaker 9: want them turning you gay. It appears having a guy
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: touch you all over the place is, on its face,
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: seems worse.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: See see he's he's truly, he's truly analyzing here.
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: But you don't really know what's going on those things
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: are doing to you.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: So where the imaging goes or whatever. Yeah, so he's
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: saying that being touched is better, But it's sort of
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: like the better bad choice. He doesn't want to be
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: turned instantly gay by the gay beam machine at the airport,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: so he's electing for the physical molestation by TSA agents.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: And he still thinks that even that is dangerous territory
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: because that can also turn you gay. But it's a
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: better choice than them having the digital images of your
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: naked body. And that's the other aspect of love about this.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: This is one of the things that it always fascinates
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: me with dudes thinking that there's some perv in the
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: back room that just can't wait to see the naked
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: photo of you. Look, I'm looking at this guy. No
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: one wants to see a naked photo of this dude.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And that's that's one of the things that's always fascinated me.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: When people say want to do that, they're gonna be
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: looking at me. Are you do? You think you're so hot?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: That's that that some man is not going to be
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: able to control himself around you. I mean, my god,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: that's that's some serious ego.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: And he doesn't know what the gay beam machine looking
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: at him, because what they'd find is a unicorn that sparkles.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: And you're right with that mustache. He looks like a walrus.
• 30:30
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• 31:35
  Speaker 1: He's trade Trenholm. Before we get into birthdays, there is
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: one more little part I wanted to touch on inside
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: the Gay Beammachine Worry from the Christian Nationalist Pastors podcast.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of titles. So he's afraid of the
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: big gig, the big gay beam machine at the airport.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: He doesn't like being padded down either, But he'd rather
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: be padded down than have someone get free neked images
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: of him to do whatever with when he's not around,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: or keeping in some sort of file somewhere because they're
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: just waiting for him to walk through and going, oh,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: thank god, it's him.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, and maybe you know, because you know, sometimes
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: in a pat down you get a cavity.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Search only if you're really lucky. But you heard it
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: in that clip. His co host interjected to speculate that
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the gay beam machine scanning process might somehow involve virtual adenochrome,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: which is a reference to the chemical compound produced by
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: the oxidation of adrenaline, which plays a big role in
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: QAnon lore about wealthy elites and alleged child trafficking rings.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Iker and Ingle, the two hosts these critical thinkers, moved
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: to Tennessee with aims of creating a community of heritage
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Americans who are depicted in their social media posts with
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: images of Norman Rockwell's idyllic depictions of mid century life,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: and they have explicitly stated their longing for the American
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: way of life before women joined the workforce and civil
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: rights ruined everything. I don't care what Howard Stern and
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh said throughout their careers, these guys are the
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: real shock jocks.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: That's uh, I.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Mean before civil rights ruined everything?
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: God, oh, I mean the whole pedophile thing. Unfortunately, Epstein
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: has really thrown a wrench and us making complete fun
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: of those idiots.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but these two idiots, they're a fair game.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The fact you want to go to pre World
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: War two.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Time and let's hop in the way back machine to
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: where most of us don't have rights anymore, but.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Me and and women and women joined the workforce. Now
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: did they want to Were they okay with women voting?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Or they trying to get that knocked off too.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know their thoughts on the suffrage movement, but
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I I have an idea.
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so they're what, go ahead, They're not all wrong. Wow,
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: sounds like they just got a new listener. Terrey's signing
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: up for their Patreon right now. All right, let's salvage
• 34:34
  Speaker 10: this mess with birthdays.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Today is Monday, April fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: along with Abigail Breslin. She is twenty nine today. She's
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: an actress. She played Chanelle Number five on screen. Queens
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: also a baby in the Dirty Dancing remake. She was
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: also the cute little girl from Signs, the one that
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: left the cups everywhere, you know, and little Miss Sunshine.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: And she is the butt kicking junior zombie killer in
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Zombie Land. Okay, yeah, there you go. You're going to
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: recognize her from one of those projects.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: So, Abigail Breslam turns twenty nine today. Happy birthday to her.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: How was the Dirty Dancing remake? Remake?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I love that you assumed I saw it?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: How was it?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I actually didn't see it. I actually have.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Not seen it.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm serious. I haven't seen it. I
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: don't have time to watch the remake. My wife makes
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: me watch the original way too often, fair enough, And
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you know where I am when I watch Dirty Dancing.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Tray in the corner. You damn right.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Don't put baby in the corner, but my wife will
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: put me in the corner in the heartbeat. No, I've
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: actually never seen the remake. I really have no idea.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Speaking of remakes, are you ready for a Blood Sport remake?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I saw the other day. One of the new hot
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Hollywood studios is A twenty four. They're the ones that
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: been that have been behind some really impressive box office
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: success and critical success projects. A twenty four is a
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: studio that looks like they just purchased the remake rights
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: for the movie blood Sport. That was Jean Claude van
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: dam sort of coming out movie, which also had the
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: guy that played Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds as
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: his best buddy.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but do we have a modern day Jean
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Claud van dam.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in one of the Expendables remakes. He's
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: been in a couple of.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: No, but a modern day like a new version a hero,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: like with the whole martial arts thing.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I got you, I got you, an up and coming
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Jean Claude van Damn type actor to take the role. Honestly,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: the closest that I can think of at the top
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: of my head would be maybe Simu Lu who was
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: in the Marvel movie Shang Chi, just because of martial
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: arts stuff. But there really has only been one Muscles
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: from Brussels, so maybe they hold an open casting call.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because he was a relative unknown at
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the time, that's true, so I really don't know if
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: there's if there's another JCVD running.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Around, we can always hope.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I do have hope. I'm sure that m M. Maybe
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: one of those, maybe one of those side characters in
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: the in Cobra Kai TV show. Maybe one of them,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: maybe Hawk, there you go, Hawk from Kolbri Kai makes
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: the leap into blood Sport and does the Koobie tea.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe they just see if John John Klouda Van Damn
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Sin's got one more in them.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I think they won't have to ask. I think he'll
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: just be on set banging on the door begging to
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: be let in.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: And Steven Seagull will be waiting in the wings.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Eating eating craft services.
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  Speaker 1: He's Tray. This is the Treehouse Show for Monday, April fourteenth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. We keep discussing on and off Tray
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Star Wars stuff. And because we've talked enough about Star
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Wars on the show. My phone has heard it. My
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: phone hears all sorts of things, and because of that,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it feeds me things that are not of my choosing.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: It just listens to me and it shows me things
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: when I'm signed online, right, a lot of.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Instagram, like the hemorrhoid deal from the other day. Let's
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: not blame the show. This is a lot of this
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: has to do with your personal life.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: No, this is show related. The only person I look.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to my wife about Star Wars stuff
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: very often. You and I. It just to naturally come
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: up in conversation. I'm not talking Star Wars with Bella,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: my chihuahua, So it's you and me. It's the show's fault.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: My phone is listening, and I'm not completely opposed to it,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: because sometimes it sends me some really interesting gems. Other
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: times it sends me things I didn't want, like the
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: orthopedic old man shoes or the hemorrhoid serum stuff that
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: we talked about. Yeah. No, this one was actually a
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: little bit friendlier, although it is concerning. Okay, because of
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: all the conversations we've been having on the show about
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Star Wars, my phone was listening in and it showed
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: me this on Instagram last night, a Star Wars plot
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: hole theory set to a Burton Ernie meme. So the
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: photo is Burton Ernie in their separate beds, right, and
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: at the forefront you've got Bert wide awake, looking very annoyed.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: He's trying to go to sleep, and behind him from
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: his bed, Ernie is saying, in Return of the Jedi,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: how could the Ewoks have addressed that fit leya unless
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: they cooked and ate a woman her size? I have
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: seen Return of the Jedi countless time since it came
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: out in nineteen eighty three. Not once have I thought
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: about where the Ewoks got addressed for Princess Leah until today?
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Have you?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: No? No, I have had never pondered that.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: You're thrown right now, aren't you?
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I am? It's an interesting point in Return of the Jedi.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: How could the Ewoks have addressed that fit leya unless
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: they cooked and ate a woman her size? Because that
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: was part of the Ewoks introduction, right. They had c
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: three Po, they had Luke, they had hon, they had Chewy,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: all being brought in on on on spits and set
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  Speaker 1: over a fire to be roasted and then eaten by
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the sweet cuddly little Ewoks.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you couldn't you know, say that they
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: are you know, had a seamstress in the back. So yeah,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: that's a seems mm hmm.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: And by the way, I got it wrong. See three
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Po wasn't on the spit. He was the one they
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: had in the throne because they thought he was the god.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: But everyone else was, you know, ready to be turned
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: roasted and rotisseried, Which does beg the question with Chewbacca
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: being rotisserid by the Ewoks? Is chewy chewy? Right now?
• 42:55
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• 42:59
  Speaker 1: tray away? What's stupid? Thanks for hanging out with us
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• 43:09
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