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The Fifth Hour: Chasing Down a Canadian · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
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  Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
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  Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
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  Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
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  Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
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  Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's a clearinghouse
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  Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth
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  Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Mahler starts right now.
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  Speaker 3: All right, before we get started, a quick disclaimer, No
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  Speaker 3: matter what Ben Mahler says right now, don't worry, still
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  Speaker 3: gonna have him live in Vancouver, which he doesn't know
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  Speaker 3: about yet, even though he's yapping on and on about
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  Speaker 3: how it's a best of and we hardly ever do that. Ever,
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  Speaker 3: don't worry. I'm still gonna get him live to tape
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  Speaker 3: on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: Here.
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  Speaker 5: Great.
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  Speaker 6: Let me just first start out by saying, I'm a
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  Speaker 6: huge dandy defen ooh yeah.
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  Speaker 7: In the air everywhere.
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  Speaker 8: Now most podcasts, by the way, it's the Fifth Hour
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  Speaker 8: with me, Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio. Now, most
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  Speaker 8: podcasts do this multiple times a year. Right, We literally
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  Speaker 8: and figuratively do it for one weekend one weekend, So
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  Speaker 8: I can be hanging out Malord, meet and greet, oh Cada.
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  Speaker 8: This is the best of the Fifth Hour, as good
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  Speaker 8: as all the rest of the Fifth Hour.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we will, I promise, but I'll spice things up.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, here's what I'm gonna do right now, even
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  Speaker 3: though Ben is in Vancouver. Let's do something that's live
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  Speaker 3: on tape right now. I'm gonna actually dial up Ben's
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  Speaker 3: cell phone here. He doesn't even know I'm doing this.
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  Speaker 9: Please leave your message for three.
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  Speaker 6: Nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 3: Hey Ben, it's Danny G. I was recording live to
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  Speaker 3: tape and I was gonna get some comments from you
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  Speaker 3: about Vancouver. I'll try calling you back again. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 3: so let's start the best of pod here and I'll
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  Speaker 3: try Mallard back again. That is a professional radio teas
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  Speaker 3: right there. Fuck, thanks Marcel. And also I will have
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  Speaker 3: some of the most famous Mallard drops like that one
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  Speaker 3: throughout the next couple of days, and some flashbacks to
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  Speaker 3: old overnight shows.
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  Speaker 1: Do not touch my cow. Okay, that's my heifer. That's
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  Speaker 1: not your hef as mine. There we go, Mailer's Mountain
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  Speaker 1: of money.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have what it takes? To get to the top.
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  Speaker 4: Probably not all right, let's do it.
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  Speaker 7: It's malls amount of money. We say hello first of
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  Speaker 7: all to our contestant.
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  Speaker 1: Lets mean them right now. Then we'oks playing the rules
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  Speaker 1: of the game.
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  Speaker 7: Jeff in Tempe, a former Balderdash contestant. If I remember correctly, Hello,
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  Speaker 7: Jeff hy Welcome back to our show.
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  Speaker 6: Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, a man, a few hours. Are you still there, Jeff?
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  Speaker 1: Did you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm there.
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  Speaker 6: I'm there, cut out for a thing.
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  Speaker 1: And you work at a casino. Is that right?
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  Speaker 6: That's correct? I remember you?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 7: Hold on sex So we have Jeff the casino guy,
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  Speaker 7: and you will be going against with team competitions.
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  Speaker 1: Chris in San Diego. Hello, Chris. Hey, how's it going, Chris?
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  Speaker 7: If I was any better, I'd be a pod but
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  Speaker 7: not a San Diego Padre because they got probs.
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  Speaker 6: There's no way i'd be a fan Diego Padre fan either.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Good point. What do you do for What do you
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  Speaker 1: do for a living? Chris?
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  Speaker 6: I'm a bartender here at the casino as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look at that a couple of casino guys.
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  Speaker 6: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, very cool.
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  Speaker 4: We hold on a.
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  Speaker 1: Sec so the way this works.
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  Speaker 7: It's in many respects a ripoff of the Pyramid game,
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  Speaker 7: except we call it something else that the lawyers don't
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  Speaker 7: sue us.
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  Speaker 1: And we've changed it a little bit. We've made it
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  Speaker 1: our own game. And so we have a list.
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  Speaker 7: We have four different categories. We'll give you the names
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  Speaker 7: of the categories in the moment, and it's we'll give
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  Speaker 7: you clues. We won't give the name of the person
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  Speaker 7: we're trying to get the name. We'll give you a
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  Speaker 7: lot of clues. It's very simple to play the game. Jeff,
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  Speaker 7: who would you like to partner up with? You can
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  Speaker 7: play with me Ben, you can play with Eddie, you
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  Speaker 7: can play with virtual Eddie. You can play with Danny
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  Speaker 7: G Radio, or you can play with the Kobaloop.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna play with Ben Maller.
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  Speaker 7: Oh look at that, Jeff, you're a great American who,
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  Speaker 7: as Sean Hannity woulday.
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  Speaker 1: All right, hold on a sec. Jeff's stay right there
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  Speaker 1: and Chris in San Diego.
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  Speaker 7: Chris, you can play with Eddie, Garcia, Danny G Radio,
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  Speaker 7: or the Coople Loop.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go to the Google Loop.
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  Speaker 7: All right, Coop, You've been selected, and so it'll be
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  Speaker 7: Jeff you write this down here, Jeff and Ben.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be the team.
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  Speaker 4: They're right down.
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  Speaker 7: Win with that there, And then we've got Chris and
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  Speaker 7: the coop. Chris and the Coop. Ye, And what are
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  Speaker 7: the categories?
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  Speaker 3: Eddie's gonna keep score? And it is the December edition, Honikah.
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  Speaker 3: That is Category one, Category two, Christmas, Category three, New
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  Speaker 3: Year's Eve, in category four Winter Solstice.
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  Speaker 4: So Jeff, you get to pick first.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go it Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Good Jeff and Chris, what would you like your first
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  Speaker 3: category to be?
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  Speaker 6: Let's go a few years?
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  Speaker 4: New Years?
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  Speaker 1: All right, good choice, Chris.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff and Ben, you're up first. I see why, Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: These NBA players all had memorable Christmas Day games. Forty
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  Speaker 3: forty five seconds on the clock.
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  Speaker 4: Ben, you ready, of.
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  Speaker 1: Course, I was born for this. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Go all right?
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  Speaker 7: Former Chicago Bulls sells a lot of basketball shoes, all right, Yes,
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  Speaker 7: Cleveland Cavaliers star, all yes, all right, former teammate with
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  Speaker 7: Lebron in Miami, still with the Miami He yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 7: slept with twenty thousand women, scored a few Yeah, that's right. Yes,
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  Speaker 7: greatest winner of all time for the Boston Celtics, the
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  Speaker 7: center for the Boston Celtics. Yes, Human highlight film for
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  Speaker 7: the Atlanta Hawks and the ninethe Yes. Former Houston Rocket
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  Speaker 7: play with the Orlando Magic NBA scoring champion in the
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  Speaker 7: early two thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, great work you have with five seconds left, you
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  Speaker 3: ran the board.
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  Speaker 5: I thought that Wilt chamberlintle with me, but I didn't
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  Speaker 5: play in the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Well if you if you count, you count all the
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  Speaker 7: adult movie?
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  Speaker 1: Sure, all right, all right?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, if my math is correct, that's three hundred and
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  Speaker 9: forty points for Ben and true.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to sweeping?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: The category?
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  Speaker 7: Who would you like to concede defeat right now? Or
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  Speaker 7: do you want to have the painful agony of having
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  Speaker 7: to play the game?
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  Speaker 11: Now, Let's let's do this, Okay, all right, Chris, You
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  Speaker 11: guys need to sweep your category as well.
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  Speaker 6: How do you compete with that?
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  Speaker 4: It is new You're gonna have them, all right, sweep
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  Speaker 4: them New Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 3: These athletes have been known as sports biggest part of yours.
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  Speaker 3: Forty five seconds on the clock, coop a loop?
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  Speaker 4: You ready? Yes and go?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 11: Quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, always getting in trouble all right,
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  Speaker 11: tight end for the New England Patriots. Yep, this guy
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  Speaker 11: played for the Bulls. Always had weird color hairs. He
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  Speaker 11: dated Madonna. Uh, this guy his name was Broadway. He
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  Speaker 11: kissed Susie Koebler on the mouth.
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  Speaker 10: Alright, was it her?
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  Speaker 11: Michelle Tafoya one of those uh guaranteed to win quarterback
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  Speaker 11: for the Jets?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 11: No, okay, an NFL player liked cocaine. Broke thisman's leg
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  Speaker 11: and half?
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  Speaker 6: Uh Lark Taylor?
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  Speaker 11: Yes, Uh, he played basketball with the Calves and a
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  Speaker 11: lot of other teams. The party has got a lot
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  Speaker 11: of tattoos, a.
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  Speaker 7: Lot of other played with the Cavs.
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  Speaker 4: And a lot of other teams failed.
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  Speaker 3: All right, you're looking for the one and only j R. Smith,
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  Speaker 3: formerly of the New York Knicks.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got hung up on Joe. Yeah it's Susan Quiber.
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  Speaker 7: I don't I don't know what you said, but that's
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  Speaker 7: not say you were close. You're in the ballpark Broadway, Joe, Joe,
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  Speaker 7: And that's my philosophy, Cooper names.
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  Speaker 1: I'm close, That's how I used to so.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 9: The score after one round is Ben and Jeff three
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  Speaker 9: hundred and forty Chris and Coop one hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 9: very competitive.
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  Speaker 1: Ben got the easier.
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  Speaker 7: I did not get the easier. Kedgor, you were praising
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  Speaker 7: the category. You were like, good choice with the category.
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  Speaker 1: You were celebrated.
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  Speaker 10: You did do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't celebrate my cat.
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  Speaker 10: You're up again, Coop. Let's see if you can get
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  Speaker 10: back in the game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, Chris and Coop, you're gonna go here with
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  Speaker 3: winter Solstice or hanukkah Chris oh Man.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, these athletes.
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  Speaker 3: Could be considered cold when it comes to the media.
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  Speaker 3: Forty five seconds on the clock, Coop, you ready?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Go?
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  Speaker 11: Running back for the Seahawks, currently injured much Yes, uh,
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  Speaker 11: Ben doesn't like him.
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  Speaker 4: He anybody?
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  Speaker 11: He was sticking up for Kobe Bryant. He plays for
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  Speaker 11: the Oklahoma City Thunder.
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  Speaker 6: Kim Durant.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, he's the home run King, but he did steroids. Oh,
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  Speaker 11: Barry Bond, he is an injured running back for the Texans.
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  Speaker 11: He's really good when he no for the Texans.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, let's skip it.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 11: All time points leader in the NBA played for the
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  Speaker 11: Lakers and the Bucks.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, pass all right, the big unit.
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  Speaker 11: He pitched for the Diamondbacks and the Yankees attacked the camera.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, and Adrian Foster, Foster Foster, give it to him,
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  Speaker 7: give it to.
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  Speaker 1: That's arrogance right there. I like that, Jee, that's some man.
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  Speaker 1: That's some quality arrogance right there.
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  Speaker 9: That's uh well, even if we did give it to him,
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  Speaker 9: it would be three hundred and that's not enough to overtaken.
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  Speaker 10: And Jeff who had three forty in the first round.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jeff, just for fun, these are some of sports
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  Speaker 3: best Jewish athlete.
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  Speaker 4: Tonka, I'm confused.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just point out. I'm confused by the ten
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  Speaker 1: pointint name. But I'll go I'll do it anyway. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's a bad job.
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  Speaker 7: But you idiots, no, I know, I know, I know
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  Speaker 7: what you're getting it, but I think the positioning is
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  Speaker 7: a little wrong in it.
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  Speaker 1: But that's all right, we'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, okay, forty seconds on the clock.
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  Speaker 1: Go all right.
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  Speaker 7: He's a former pitcher, but he's got the same name
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  Speaker 7: as a Toronto Blue Jays slugger that had a big
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  Speaker 7: home run in the playoffs. No this year, this year
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  Speaker 7: for the Blue Jays in the playoffs. Oh all right,
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  Speaker 7: pass Milwaukee Brewer, known as the hebrew Hammer. Current Milwaukee Brewers. Yes,
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  Speaker 7: new evend Patriot wide receiver.
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  Speaker 1: He's hurt. He's Brady's go to guy slot receive. Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Former Dodger uh no, pitcher for the Dodgers, one of
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  Speaker 7: the Just Saw Young.
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  Speaker 1: Awards back in the sixties, retired young.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know that name, all right?
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  Speaker 7: Former former New York Nick Dallas, Maverick Phoenix sun Star.
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  Speaker 1: He converted to Judaism.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, oh, he laid in a bath of wine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he liked red wine. No, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And it's a big fifty points.
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  Speaker 7: Coop, the great Jew that he is, he had Jose
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  Speaker 7: Bautista as a ten point question because every Jew knows
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  Speaker 7: that Jose Battista, the former pitcher.
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  Speaker 4: Was Jewish.
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  Speaker 1: Great job by you, Coop. Way to go, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: I think he thought it was the current slugger.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, Jose, but you're talking about I think that.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's Jose Batista, who pitched for like a zillion
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  Speaker 7: teams and was a generic starting pitcher from the Dominican Republic.
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  Speaker 7: Who's uh anyway, that's not important. But it was Jose Battista.
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  Speaker 7: We were looking for that. Sandy Colefax.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, did you get that?
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  Speaker 1: Facts you didn't get that, you know.
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  Speaker 6: No, I didn't get We won anyway.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, final score if we give Coop and Chris that
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  Speaker 9: one extra arian foster because apparently it was Jeff that
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  Speaker 9: wanted to do that, final score will be uh, Coop
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  Speaker 9: and Chris three hundred and Ben and Jeff three ninety.
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  Speaker 2: That's so.
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  Speaker 7: Good job by you, Jeff, and I'm better. Thank you, Chris. Also,
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  Speaker 7: thank you well you lost it password? Also you do
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  Speaker 7: we split last game of password last week? You want
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  Speaker 7: to play an extra round? Me and nerd Christina came
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  Speaker 7: back and beat your ass in the next round.
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  Speaker 1: We just owned you.
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  Speaker 7: It was a rat kill, is what it was. We
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  Speaker 7: will puck you don't play the buzzer? Who hit that button?
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  Speaker 1: Danny? That was not you? Was it?
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  Speaker 4: Who?
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  Speaker 1: We will play? Well, we know I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: I want to do puck the world now if Eddie
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  Speaker 1: hit the buzzer.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't hit the buzzer?
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  Speaker 1: Danny? Did you hit the buzzer?
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  Speaker 4: Kobe did it?
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  Speaker 1: We might or might not have fucked the world. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to it potentially next.
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  Speaker 1: Mahler Show and nothing about hockey.
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  Speaker 10: Here's Ben Mahler.
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  Speaker 7: Eric writes, and he says, Ben, come on, my six
• 14:05
  Speaker 7: year old could answer those easy questions. Too easy. He says,
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  Speaker 7: that's that's going to Eric. And here's the thing about
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  Speaker 7: malars mount of money. We have made it more difficult
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  Speaker 7: for the nerd community, and it makes for horrible games.
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  Speaker 7: It makes for just terrible games, kind of like when
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  Speaker 7: Coop had Jose Bautista as a ten point question in
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  Speaker 7: the Honuka category on Mallos amount of money. Because everyone
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  Speaker 7: knows of the great Jewish Dominican baseball players. There have
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  Speaker 7: been so many it's hard to list them all that
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  Speaker 7: have come out of the Dominican Republic who are of
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  Speaker 7: the Jewish faith. There are so many of them, it's
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  Speaker 7: just tremendous.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a different.
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  Speaker 7: Look up the Wikipedia page of Jose Bautista, the Jewish Jose.
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  Speaker 11: But it was funny because when I was doing research
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  Speaker 11: for the bait, I was like, Jose about you really?
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  Speaker 7: Wow, you were shocked? I know that, Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 7: who knew? I mean he keeps kosher. Adam Sandler hasn't
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  Speaker 7: mentioned that in one of his little songs.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Danny G back to live on tape one
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  Speaker 4: hour later. It's Danny G.
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  Speaker 6: Hey you doing man?
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  Speaker 4: Are you in the middle of something right now?
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  Speaker 6: I'm actually eating what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: When you have a chance, I'm gonna be here for
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  Speaker 3: the next couple hours. I just wanted to talk to
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  Speaker 3: you in Vancouver for a couple of minutes to put
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  Speaker 3: it in the pod.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, problem, I saw the number. I didn't recognize the number.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's it's that old green rotary phone in
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  Speaker 3: the AUC studio.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem. I'll hit you back.
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  Speaker 3: All Right, you heard the radio tycoon. He's eating breakfast
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  Speaker 3: there in Vancouver. So we'll check in with Ben mallor
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  Speaker 3: Live to tape back to more of the best.
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  Speaker 5: Of a Please say that, Marsha.
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  Speaker 1: Because I had to chew the testicles.
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  Speaker 5: You heard upon your touching Eddie.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, good morning to all of you. Welcome in to
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  Speaker 12: Mornings with Marcel and Friends. It's gonna be a fantastic
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  Speaker 12: thirty minute show. Shouts to mister Ben Maller. Yes, mister
• 16:27
  Speaker 12: Ben Maller hosting a Fox Sports radio overnights and now
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  Speaker 6: I think I heard it all at this.
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  Speaker 5: Point, I'm gonna been that rating, Sir dumbas.
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  Speaker 6: That's how loud.
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  Speaker 1: Tell coopwy Ohio is a great place.
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  Speaker 5: Well listen, have a good day.
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  Speaker 10: Go snatch was good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good bunky chicken and rumbo good bunky chicken and
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  Speaker 5: oh your mind, wake.
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  Speaker 6: Me up before you gogo.
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  Speaker 1: I was so excited I wanted to pick more guys.
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  Speaker 1: I love it, Oh the man, enjoy.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Me and you fret.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Ben Mallard Fox Control to Ben Mala.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Everyone loves the donkey, and I like being the donkey.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Fox Control to Ben Malaw.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I love losers. I'm a fan of loosers. Check your out, besen.
• 17:37
  Speaker 9: Down, good your headphones.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: On Fox Control to Ben Mallow, he's.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Got the cleanest ash. Magic radio box turned.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: You paid me five hundred thousand dollars on the doors
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: of Game magazine.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: Look for Graham Lenzen Brothers.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: You want to co pie.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: He's got the cleanest ass.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: We at Man.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: No play for mister Gray Joey Batch my ass. Listen.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: The Chargers are not going to the playoffs. It's not
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: going to happen. Funny ass now, man.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: The head is good, but the hump is thick.
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: You know what I mean?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I said it was on my list.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Here it is.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: The Golden State Warriors will win the NBA Championship in
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: six games. It will be a very similar feel to
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: last year. And then the focus will turn fully to
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: Kevin Duran and possibly King James, because this very well
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: could be the Swan Song in Cleveland again for Lebron,
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: he might want to run back to his BFFs in
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: Miami and hang out with the Miami Heat, but that
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: down the line. The Warriors win the championship and give
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: the Calves a couple of games, they will will hold
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: their own for a while. But when push comes to shove,
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: the Warriors are going to be crowned back to back
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: champions in the NBA. And then the finger pointing and
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: the all of that that comes with losing will will
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: go the way of the Cavaliers. All right, So it's
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: not gonna be a butcher We're not looking to full
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: on butchering. It's the Ben Mothers Show on Fox and
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: now to make his bowld NBA Finals prediction, because there's
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: nothing people want to hear on the radio, then just
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: random baseless predictions. Eddie Garcia making his prediction right now.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: I agree, Ben, thank you ed Warriors and Six's a
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: tremendous job by you.
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: Great annas my fault you picked, you took my pick.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Well, you can change it up if you want. You
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: feel free to change it up now.
• 19:49
  Speaker 10: Now, I'm not going to change this because you decided
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: to pick the same as me.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I went first, though you know I was at it first.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: So all right, anyway, Danny, you I want to go six.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Well you want to know I'm going to be the
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: contrarian because the last series I predicted Golden State and
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: seven and.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: I hit it. Of course.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I actually got it right last year. I had
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: the Warriors in five and I got it right.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: No, seriously, but I'm gonna take the Calves in seven.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Calves in seven. It's a bad job by you. Wrong again, idiot.
• 20:25
  Speaker 11: Vial.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: It's hard to watch.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: You put the great American Will Rogers. I never picked
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: a fight with a small man, only big people, and
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: you're a great man.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Those are horny rules out you Roberto as the first pick.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Alexander Vatskin, it's not a good pick. Whatever, I don't care.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: You should have picked he's got covid.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Oh damn pick, give me Alex Vechki cool.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: Great pick.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: It's a wonderful pick.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Marcelf listening, Tom down, serious question. Who is worse?
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Who is worse? Blair in Maine or Vladimir Putin?
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Blair in Maine.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: He blew me off. Greatest boxer in the last in
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: fifty years, the Carter? Why the great invention? You don't
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: want watery balls?
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Then then Bonito my ben, then Bonito.
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: Super Boom talk at the tanactis. I'd like to talk
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: about the Houston Astros, who are miserable cheaters.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: I like losers. I love losers. I'm a fan of losers.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: All right, straight to the boys.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: What you got?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: What did it start with?
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: What letter did it start?
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: Oodles and noodle.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Google?
• 22:11
  Speaker 13: A tight end for the forty nine ers, Uh Totle,
• 22:23
  Speaker 13: I'm all ready to go whenever you want to do it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I waited two minutes every night.
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: I mean, that's awesome.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I guess I'll just put it nicely and pass on
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: the opportunity to get involved in talk radio. Danny g
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: back here in the fifth hour podcast studio. Let me
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: try Malor again. Third time. He's not a charm. Third
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: time sucks because that means you failed two other times.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah it is radio is radio legend? Ben Maller available.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: No, no, he stepped out. He's uh a Canadian now.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to see how things were going in Vancouver.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: The world wants to know.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's been it's been great. The uh the weather
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: has been been perfect. We had the big meet and
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: Greed the other night and it was it was jamming,
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: it was packed. I was I was little concerned. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: didn't know, Danny, We've been on. We've been on and
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: off in Vancouver for a while, so I was a
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: little concerned. But it was. It was a good turnout
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: with people all over Canada came out. So a few
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: people from the States came up, so it was awesome.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I saw the pictures of the poutine and I was
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: super jealous. I've only had that one time and it
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: was somebody trying to copy it here in the States.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: What's it like in Vancouver.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's amazing. I've not I've not been over to
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: Montreal where it was like the birthplace of the boutine
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: was in Montreal. But it was it was great. The food.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: I got to tell you. Our guy Nico, who hosted
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: this event was next level Dan. He rolled out the
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: red carpet, He had the full mallear. If you saw
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: the food, it was not just poutine, like chicken sandwiches,
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: fried chicken sandwiches. It had pretty much my entire diet
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: right on the table. Was awesome and everything was first class.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: So it was it was great. The putine was wonderful. It's, uh,
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: you think of Canaday, you think of politeness and poutine
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: and that that's that, but it was, it was. It
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: was really a lot of fun hearing everyone's everyone's story
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: and all that. So these things are great and I'm
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: just enjoying Vancouver. I'm actually right next to the Aqua
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: bus station. They have a little bus taxi like a
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: boat taxi, which is kind of cool. Back and forth
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: to the main part of Vancouver.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Nice. What's planned before you leave to come back to Cali?
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: More poutine? It was pretty much, Well, I'm not just poutine.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: I'm actually at the Grandville like markets, like a food
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: hall right now, wandering around and then seeing the cruise
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: ships coming up to a Alaska, wandering around the downtown area,
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: and I'm only gonna seel like a very small part
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: of Vancouver. Vancouver is huge, and I'm going to try
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: to get today to the Big Park, which is bigger
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: than Central Park in New York. And they've got bikes
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: and surrounded by water and it's just beautiful. It's got
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: a little bit everything that's got a giant downtown. I
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: love the skylines, so it's huge, a lot of skyscrapers,
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: but it's also got like the great outdoors, waters everywhere.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: It is obviously surrounded by water, and it's been great.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Inquiring minds would like to know who had more Coop
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: with weed or Lorena with gifts that were given to her.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Well, I think the the malad militia that showed up
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: came prepared to take care of Coop and Lorena, so
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: I think they they both were gifted some of Canadian's
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: finest dandy if you know what I'm saying. There, they
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: they were. They were very happy with the generosity of
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: the fine people of Vancouver who rolled out the green carpet,
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: if you know what I'm saying. So they were, they
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: were very, very very pleased with the listeners.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Definitely smoke weed every day.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: It's been great. I was look concerned when we came
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: in because my flight was delayed. I'm going to get
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: into all this in depth next weekend. But got in,
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: it was delayed. It was rush hour traffic, so I
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: was a little a little worried about that, but made
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: it to the hotel, got over to the event, and uh,
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: and I had the full If you saw the photos,
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: I put on the tuxedo, so we went full Canadian
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: tuxedo with the bolo tie. So I spared no expense
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: on the wardrobe for this particular meet and greet. But no,
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: I mean, the whole thing was great. Well, there's tons
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: of stories to tell and we'll get into it. I mean,
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: people from Winnipeg and Montreal and all over, like I said,
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: all over Canada came out to to hang out. So
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: it was a lot of fun. And I'm gonna be
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: here for today and taking off early tomorrow and then
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: back to do the show tomorrow night and we'll yap the.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Night away, all right, perfect man.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I'm sure that the listeners the p ones will be
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: happy to hear your voice even though it's officially a
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: best of podcast. But you know, we always go the
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: extra mile for our fifth hour audience.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: Well, considering this is added content, this does not qualify
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: as a best up because this is original audio. So
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: this is not some leftover. It's not that we don't
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: like leftovers, but.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: This is fresh.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: You know, this is not something anyone's ever heard before.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: And I'm sure I'll still get complaints, Danny, because the
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: one thing that the Mala militia loves to do is complain.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: So you'll go fully, you know, fill my email up
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: and let me know about that. I'm sure Blind Scott
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: send me seventeen emails right now complaining about something that
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: I just said, even though I said nothing, nothing offensive.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: Because I'm walking around, there's a bunch of people around
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: looking at me. Why are you talking on the phone
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: as I water around? But no, it was a lot
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: of fun. I want to think everyone that came out.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: It was a Thursday night, it was at night, you know, seven.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: We actually stayed later than we were supposed to. There
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: were so many people who wanted to talk and tell
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: stories and all that stuff. A lot of people missed
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: the NBA here that I was surprised by that. They
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: were like, we got to get the Grizzlies back. They
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: were already plotting to take the Grizzlies back from Memphis.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: So they got this whole plan which kind of blew
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: me away, but it was a lot of fun. We
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: got tons of stories for next week, for sure.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: I man, I have a good flight home.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: And you know they never give enough snacks on these
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: airplanes any longer, so make sure you pack your bag
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: with some illegal snacks from Vancouver to bring back home.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Oh. The greatest snack they have here by far, so
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: far as these cheeses. My guy Nico hooked me up
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: with these cheeses. They're like you know we had in
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: the States, we have the Cheetos, but they have like
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: real cheese. It's like a legitimate product here. It's amazing.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna go to Costco and get a
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: jumbo sized bag of those things and I'm gonna put
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: those in my care are on the way back. But yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: you can't the airlines, I mean, forget it, but they
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: were starching like four dollars for headphones for headphones for
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: for a flight, a three and a half hour flight,
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: and what are you doing? But anyway, no, it's a yeah,
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: I'll if I finding I'll uh, I'm gonna expore some
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: other snacks as well. And I'll have a full report
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: on the on this podcast next week, all right.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know you'll obviously be reacting to the
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Knicks as they try to extend the series to Game
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: seven in Indiana later today.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and hey, I'm all I want a Game seven.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: As you know, Danny, we're in the content business, and
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: game sevens are generally they don't suck. We've had some
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: real dud game sevens in the playoffs this year in
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: the NBA. But I'm all for one extra night because
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: that means one extra night a T and T. Because
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: whenever the series ends, that's it for them as a show.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: They're gonna never They're not gonna be the same on ESPN.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: They'll they'll they'll be there supposedly, but they're not gonna
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: have the same fun that they're having right now.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Exactly. The Knicks can cause two deaths, right.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: For a two for one special for then?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you, brother, enjoy the rest of your
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: time there, all right, Old Canada.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Oh Canada. Bafflation