Latest / The Avid Indoorsmen / A.I. EP. 210: “WE GOT A BLEEDER!” - There’s Something About Mary 25th Anniversary
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- 0:00Dead and maiden. The sun is shining, not a cloud in the sky.
- 0:05We wouldn't know because we're so happy inside. Some people boat boot on
- 0:12some skis, but we would rather sit on down and talk some movies.
- 0:17Where the Abbot indoorsmen gun. Listen to our show where the Abbot indoorsmen at
- 0:25home or on the go, where the Abbot indoors man, we hope.
- 0:30So come on in and stay. We'll do our best to make you smile.
- 0:35We're indoors man. What's happening? I'm rab Lundquist by Bouts, and
- 0:45we're the Abot Indoorsman. How are you today? Buddy? Hi everybody.
- 0:48Oh, I felt like we're inviting people into a lounge or something there,
- 0:52you know, felt very very lounge, very sexy vibes. No baby at
- 0:59me. I'm doing well. How are you today? I am good.
- 1:03Not a whole lot to really talk about. Life is good. I am
- 1:11just chilling out. I actually I did actually go in in record today.
- 1:17I'm not just doing nothing nice. But yeah, it's been pretty chill man,
- 1:23that's beautiful. I went into an office today and did work. It
- 1:26was weird. Whoa I hated it. No, I didn't hate it,
- 1:30but I don't need to do it every day. That's no. No,
- 1:34we had like an in person meeting. It was weird, but sure,
- 1:38that's fine. That's good for it made the day go fast. Yeah,
- 1:44you know, just change it up a tiny bit. But yeah, yeah,
- 1:46I know Kelsey. She she has been doing the whole telehealth thing,
- 1:51like over the internet, um, and she has recently gone back to the
- 1:56office and she actually really likes doing it because she gets that like time to
- 2:01herself with a commute and not totally get that yep, immediately becoming mom as
- 2:07soon as she opens up the door. So especially, Yeah, it's not
- 2:10like the stuff she's thinking about is like, you know, during work is
- 2:15all very easy and right. Yeah, so she can kind of decompress a
- 2:20little bit and she really likes that. So it's great. Love that.
- 2:23Yeah, that's nice. But what do you think should we talk about the
- 2:28last movie you watched? I think we should, buddy. I went to
- 2:30a theater I do, I do, and I saw the latest Wes Anderson
- 2:37film. I saw Asteroid Cities, sinsys. That's what I was going to
- 2:43talk about. My God, we're so cute or whatever. Tell me everything.
- 2:50Yeah, I really really enjoyed this. I thought, once again,
- 2:53it is. I mean, even if you didn't know, you would know
- 2:58this is a Wes Anderson film, you know what I mean, Like pretty
- 3:00early, you'd figure it out very soon. Yeah, it's very stylized and
- 3:06weird and fun, and yeah, I think we both share this. I
- 3:12really just like his vibe. I think he comes up with really kooky but
- 3:16fun settings, and his like his dialogue is all just so yummy and weird
- 3:23and silly and yeah, I just and he can get so many people to
- 3:29be in his movies. It's absolutely insane, it really is. Yeah,
- 3:35I I loved it. I don't know what else to say, really,
- 3:39I mean, it was just so much fun. I think everyone that likes
- 3:44his style should go see it right away. If you don't, I get
- 3:50it, Like you probably don't have to bother you know what I mean.
- 3:52Like it's so specific that it's like, well, if that's just not your
- 3:57vibe, then I get it, no big deal. But don't he's not
- 4:00changing for anybody, you know, Like, no, you know, so
- 4:04it's his own thing. Um, but yeah, super weird, super fun.
- 4:09I had a great time. I loved it. Yeah, I have
- 4:12a similar take on that. The cast is absolutely bananas, like you said,
- 4:16and he got some people he's never had in his films before, the
- 4:20biggest being Tom Hanks. That was really fun. But there's been some other
- 4:25folks, you know, Margot Robbie was in there and there. Yeah,
- 4:29I don't know if Steve Carrell had done a Wes anderson movie before this,
- 4:32So Jeffrey was in there. Yeah, I don't had he done stuff with
- 4:38him before? I guess I don't know. I feel like he might have
- 4:42been in Graham Budapest, but oh, you might be right. But anyway,
- 4:47this is one of the weirder Wes Anderson movies I've seen. Yeah,
- 4:53I'm not sure what the overarching theme is to this one. We get some
- 4:58black and white scenes that are fun, but then we get this like turquoise
- 5:01brown and yellow palette that's really fun to look at. Yeah, desert vibe,
- 5:08desert vibe. But then you get this really bright red that Scarlett Johansson's
- 5:13character brings in, and it's just it's very it's very fun to look at.
- 5:17Um. So I'm into Wes Anderson as you are, and I like
- 5:21his style so much. But I think if people aren't big Wes Anderson fans,
- 5:27they might not get much out of this one. It's kind of how
- 5:30I feel about especially if you really like like a tight story, you know
- 5:36what I mean, like real easy through line to see that this isn't it.
- 5:43It's more not it. It's almost like his last one literally was kind
- 5:47of vignettes of sorts, and this one is less of that, but still
- 5:51that same kind of vibe almost, you know, like he finds sort of
- 5:56a loose way to tie all these little set pieces together. Kind of what
- 6:00it feels like almost, Yeah, but in a great way, not a
- 6:03that sounds almost like a criticism, and I don't mean it that way.
- 6:08Yeah, yeah, I mean it. I don't think it's kind of middle
- 6:12of the pack Wes Anderson. For me, it's not. It's not one
- 6:14of my favors of his. Yeah, I get that. I just every
- 6:17time I go to one of his movies, I'm just like, yeah,
- 6:19what a weirdough. I love it. It's a weirdo. I honestly think
- 6:24this is my first time seeing Wes Anderson movie in the theater. I always
- 6:28wait so I see it at home. Yeah that kind of makes sense though,
- 6:32I mean you don't have to see them in the theater. I don't
- 6:35think now French dishpatch in the theater. And I loved it a lot.
- 6:43Yeah, I like that one. I like that one more than this one,
- 6:46I think. Yeah, I don't know, they're so hard to compare
- 6:48even but yeah, anyway, yeah, anyway, yeah, I think if
- 6:53you like it, you're gonna like it. Yeah, yeah, cool.
- 6:58What have you been streaming? So? I streamed the first episode of A
- 7:02Secret Invasion last night? Oh nice? Yeah, a little marble action.
- 7:10Yeah, I'm super pumped for this story. I don't know a lot about
- 7:14it, but I know, like the comic book NERD folks are super into
- 7:18it. It's a really fun story arc, I guess. And it's gonna
- 7:24feature you know, Samuel l a lot as Nick Fury, which is always
- 7:28good. Yeah. Yeah, and I think it's like a I think it's
- 7:31sort of a limited release, right, Isn't it only like a few episodes?
- 7:36Like six or eight is what comes to mind. But I don't know,
- 7:40so I don't know that information. Yeah, it's a kind of a
- 7:45clandestiny almost spy, you know, vibe, and it's really cool and I
- 7:51don't know how they're going to get out of this crazy thing, but it's
- 7:55gonna be fun. Yeah, it was fun seeing Amelia Clark and h yes,
- 8:01yeah, there's another dude in there that I like, and um,
- 8:05well Ben Mendelssohn is in it again. Yea, Kingsley, that was the
- 8:11guy. Yep, what's his last name, Kingsley, something like a deer
- 8:15or something. Yeah, yeah, hold on, I'm clicking on him.
- 8:18Benedier Yep, you're right, You're right. He's super fun. And how
- 8:22about that guy in the he's in that one of the first scenes, but
- 8:26he's got that crazy deep boys. Did you recognize that guy? I did
- 8:30not recognize him at all. Put that voice something it was it was scary.
- 8:35But yeah, I'm super pumped. And uh, you know, ever
- 8:41ever since I saw Nick Fury cut his sandwich diagonally and talked about on the
- 8:46pod, it's one of my favorite things. So yeah I remember that.
- 8:50So yeah, I feel pretty good about my nerdy self during that. But
- 8:54yeah, it's super fun. I'm really excited to see where it goes.
- 8:56And it kind of like I feel like we're getting back to like a superhero
- 9:05film that's kind of lower global stakes. I mean, still big global steaks,
- 9:09but not like universe wide. I don't know, but maybe it will.
- 9:15I don't know find out. This one snuck up on me, dude.
- 9:18I didn't hear anything about this show, and I seriously saw yeah when
- 9:22I was like on Disney Plus checking out to you know, look at something
- 9:26to watch. Yeah, and it was like the first thing. I was
- 9:30like, oh, oh, okay, I guess I'll watch this. I
- 9:31watch. I only watched the first half hour. I felt like they didn't
- 9:35like pump It as much as they have you know, other projects in the
- 9:39past. But maybe they did and I just didn't see it. I don't
- 9:41know. I'm with you though it I knew it was a thing because people
- 9:45were excited and then snuck up on me that was coming out this soon.
- 9:48So I'm with you. Yeah, Yeah, cool for sure. Nice.
- 9:52What have you been streaming? Guests? I love the new show and Apple
- 9:56TV Plus called Platonic with Seth Rogan and Roseburn. It's on my list.
- 10:01That looks so fun, It's wonderful. I've gone through the first seven episodes
- 10:07and currently while we're recording this, that's all they put out. The eighth
- 10:11episode that they come out on Wednesdays perfect. But man, those two they
- 10:18play off each other so well. They both were made for these roles.
- 10:22Seth Rogan is a recently divorce guy who doesn't have kids and likes his freedom
- 10:26and being trendy. And Roseburne plays a housewife like mom who wants to get
- 10:31back into the workforce after being out of it for so long. But really
- 10:37some genuinely hilarious scenes and some really really awkward scenes where you're like watching it
- 10:45through your fingers, just like, oh, don't say that, you don't
- 10:48do that. Stop it kind of like the Office style, you know,
- 10:54sure where you just feel embarrassed for them. You don't love that style all
- 10:58the time, right, like it like like the original Office, like the
- 11:03Ricky Gervais one that like gets gets borderline too much for me. Yeah,
- 11:07yeah, I like a little bit of that, Yeah, you know,
- 11:11and sprinkle this this is there, this is in the right. But I've
- 11:18been really enjoying it. I'm gonna keep watching it. And mat Apple,
- 11:20I feel like has been doing great with the shows. Yeah, they like
- 11:24they're killing it. I can't wait that I've seen the add a couple of
- 11:28times. I thought it was a movie at first, and I was like
- 11:31in and then I was like a series. Okay, it's great, twist
- 11:35my arm, you know, really fun. And and I wasn't super familiar
- 11:39with the other supporting cast, but they're all great. Everybody's wonderful too.
- 11:45Yeah, well, good, good God. Seth Rogan is acting too.
- 11:50I mean I think he has been the whole time, but he was producing
- 11:52so much stuff and all that. The directing yea, yeah, he's writing,
- 11:56yeah, he's and he's just perfect in this. It's like made for
- 12:00him. Love it nice, very cool, buddy, Well, what do
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- 13:13Going to be a fun draft. Also, a lot of them are
- 13:16kind of gross, so if you're not into that, this might not be
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- 14:00en yep. I suppose that makes sense given how time generally works. Okay,
- 14:05let's move on. But we're here today to talk about another fabulous movie.
- 14:11It is called There's Something About Mary, and we are just so excited,
- 14:16and we had to bring in a guy that we also just have a
- 14:20large crush on. I think both Rob and I are just enamored with him.
- 14:24We get to sort of the pustules on our eyebrows anytime we think about
- 14:28him because we're so nervous all the we'll talk about that that was a choice,
- 14:35that was a choice, but we really truly and deeply love him.
- 14:39Everyone give it up our Neil Gosh? What's up? Neil? Oh?
- 14:45Hello? How Hello? It's good to see sure, good to see you
- 14:50guys. Been a minute. I know, how have you been? I've
- 14:54been great, man, It's been a nice slow time of year, getting
- 14:58out there and enjoying the sunshine. Can't complain. I love it. I
- 15:01love that man joined that Pacific Northwest. Are you that's right. I keep
- 15:05giving bugs the sales pitch to move out here, but so far it really
- 15:09does. You would do well of it there. He loves I agree.
- 15:13He loves the rain. I love the rain. Yeah, he would do
- 15:18well. There's lots of pretty things. There's lots of tasty things. This
- 15:20is a great place to be. Man. You're there and you're pretty.
- 15:24There's a whole tour of pizza that I have in store just for you,
- 15:28just for Youson to me. My residence in your location has nothing to do
- 15:31with that pizza list, but we'll do on that pizza list. It's gonna
- 15:35be rob and I'm gonna love it. I'm gonna love every second of it.
- 15:39It's gonna be fun. Yeah, man, nice. Uh you wanted
- 15:43us to plug for you? Uh? Something called the Adam Chance dot Com.
- 15:48Never heard of it, but they have merchandise there. So yeah.
- 15:50He was a kind stranger I met on the street one day. It's giving
- 15:54me sort of pirate vibes. I don't know. He didn't rob me,
- 15:56but he did have some cool merce for sales. So you know, you
- 15:58want to check it out and feel free, very prity and speaking of pirates,
- 16:02go to get to Skull and Bones available for pre order. I don't
- 16:07know. At some point, what do you want from me? I don't
- 16:08want them. Cool, they're going to pre order it at some point.
- 16:12Cool. Yeah, I don't know how we do things, but yeah,
- 16:18it's a fun song that Adam Chance wrote four Home Free. So I meant
- 16:23the game. You can pre order the game, got you, got You?
- 16:29Okay? Cool? Yeah? Do that? Give Ubisov some money they
- 16:33presumably they don't have enough. They seem like they're struggling. Buy the song
- 16:37first, You're right. Nope, you're right. Buy the song first,
- 16:40listen to it roughly nine million times, but then also get the game,
- 16:44because then, you know, you guys presumably will be used for a lot
- 16:48of things. Then after that, and we love being used, you're it
- 16:51will be an ascending cannonball into the side of another person's ship. I don't
- 16:57I'm not good at off. This metaphor is drifting away a little bit.
- 17:02It is, it's drifting. It's we need to raise the jib Okay,
- 17:07Oh, let's talk about a fun movie here, Yeah, to talk about
- 17:10there's something about Mary celebrating it's twenty fifth anniversary that is a sobering number.
- 17:18Isn't that crazy? Nineteen ninety eight year for media, Yeah, it really
- 17:26was. It really was been a good year for anniversaries and things. But
- 17:30Rob, I would like you to get us started with just a rough synopsy.
- 17:36I'd love to, okay. Ted's dream prom date with Mary never happened
- 17:41due to an embarrassing injury at her home. Years later, Ted hires Pat
- 17:47Heely to track down Mary so he can reconnect with her. Pat lies to
- 17:51Ted about Mary, and he finds out everything he can about her to trick
- 17:53her into dating him. Ted travels to meet Mary and as to weave through
- 17:57the web of lives that Pat and Mary's friend Tucker have woven to try and
- 18:03win her over. Beautiful, well done, well done, well done.
- 18:11Let's go to rotten Tomats and everything they have to say. Critics have this
- 18:14coming in at kind of a surprising eighty four percent. Yeah, yeah,
- 18:19I was shocked by that a little bit, saying it's bad, but just
- 18:22like, well, okay, we just recently did The Great Outdoors, which
- 18:27is one of my favorite comedies of all time, and critic had that at
- 18:30forty one percent. Wow, that's like, how how are we going to
- 18:36have this at eighty four, but yeah, whatever, I think it caught
- 18:40a lot of people in their peak though it was it was kind of true.
- 18:45Yeah, I don't know, it was before people started hating on them
- 18:48toos Bose. Yeah. Interesting. Audience members didn't like it nearly as much,
- 18:52though they had it at sixty one percent, which I also found kind
- 18:57of interesting. Yeah that is surprising. I would have thought those would be
- 19:00reversed. Yeah. Same, Yeah, I can't tell. I feel that
- 19:03these crazy critics you just never know, you never know, you never know.
- 19:07But let's find out what we think and let's get into our hot take.
- 19:11Ooh, spicy, that's a hot take. That's a hot take.
- 19:18I never get tired of hearing that. By the way, I know it's
- 19:21so fun. I can't remember who we had on recently and they were like,
- 19:23that just gets longer and longer. That one had more burn injury than
- 19:27previous. I feel like I'm very badly get a second degree. I think,
- 19:34yes, exactly, it's robinized. The only reason we still do the
- 19:38pod, to be honest, rest of it's gravy. You can just shut
- 19:42it off right here. We already had the highlights. We're good for sure.
- 19:47For sure. My hot take is I really liked this movie a lot.
- 19:52Uh. I used to really love it. I still do as well.
- 19:56Um, it ages no awesome in all fronts, that's for sure,
- 20:03but not the worst it could, so it's not terrible. There's a lot
- 20:06of like, uh, like gay slur stuff. It's like sort of said
- 20:12in like a mocking tone, so like it's it's kind of hard like are
- 20:17they making fun of that? Are they just saying it? It's hard to
- 20:19really tell. So that doesn't age great, but a lot of it is
- 20:25still really great. I think like Cameron Diaz is still is so charming in
- 20:30this movie, so fun. Ben's diller is he's like usual brand of like
- 20:37underdog that you think is kind of a dufus, but you like him.
- 20:41You know, he's not playing the other role he plays is when he's like
- 20:44a complete psychopath, and he's not that in this one. He's the lovable
- 20:48doofy guy, which I like a lot. Uh. There is an exceptional
- 20:52amount of Cameron Diaz nipple shots in this movie, like it is she didn't
- 21:00is really something how much they emphasized that everywhere they filmed was chili. For
- 21:07sure. It was crazy in Miami apparently. I don't know, but but
- 21:17yeah, I don't know. I liked the music. I thought, like
- 21:19the bit parts with all the crazy idiot Stoker guys, we're pretty funny.
- 21:25For the most part. They were pretty silly and fun. I found out
- 21:29I watched the extended edition because there was a whole plot line that I didn't
- 21:33remember, and then in trivia I found out why interesting. So that's fun.
- 21:37So we can talk about that a little bit later. Um. But
- 21:41yeah, I just overall, I think it's a pretty funny movie. Still.
- 21:45It's it's got like a sweet little thing, and it goes from sort
- 21:49of that hard comedy into rom com in a way that I know I appreciate.
- 21:55So I had a nice time with it. I loved it. It
- 21:59was full hot take but scorching hot Miami summer hot. Yes. I remember
- 22:08this movie coming out and thinking it was hilarious. I wasn't a huge Bend
- 22:15Stiller fan at this point, um, just because I hadn't seen him in
- 22:18a bunch of stuff. But I was a huge fan of the Fairly Brothers
- 22:22because they had made Dumb and Dumber and Kingpin before this yea, and thought
- 22:26that they were making the funniest movies out there. I think they come up
- 22:33with the best bits, and then it feels like they weave a story around
- 22:38those hilarious bits. And like you said, some of these things you probably
- 22:45can't do today, I don't think you can still have someone playing a mentally
- 22:52handicapped person. Even that's a super good point that, Yeah, that's tough.
- 22:56I will say that with the caveat that, I thought that w Earl
- 23:00Brown was incredible in that role. So I don't know how that works,
- 23:04but I don't even can't really do it anymore. It was good that they
- 23:10didn't like make that the butt of the jokes though, like it was more
- 23:12in defense of like treating people who are mentally handicapped in a more humane way,
- 23:19Like every time somebody did something mean towards him, they were swiftly punished
- 23:23for it kind of thing, which is like actually to show good people from
- 23:27bad people, right, Like mostly at least I think, yeah, I'm
- 23:33with ye, But still, yeah, it was tough that part stuff.
- 23:37But I remember thinking it was both great and awful that Brett Farve ended up
- 23:42being the Brett that they were talking about. Like, I thought it was
- 23:45funny, but also being a die hard Vikings fan or like Brett Farv.
- 23:52Come on, I of all people, seriously, I wish it would have
- 23:57been Randall for Randall Cunningham at that time. Mary's from Minnesota. It's in
- 24:03her backstory right, unbelievable could have had Randall in there. But um yeah,
- 24:11I just it's a really great comedy. I hadn't seen it for a
- 24:15very long time. It was fun to rewatch. And also, can we
- 24:18bring back the gag rail during the credits because those are so much fun to
- 24:22watch? Yeah? Always great. I enjoyed that whole ending. It was
- 24:27so much fun. I do have a hot take, Oh Rob, please
- 24:32my hot take. And maybe this is controversial, but I do not find
- 24:37Chris Elliot funny at all. Something about him, something about him rubs me
- 24:45the wrong way. And I don't believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
- 24:52I just don't buy it. Waits, because he's been in some of
- 24:59my favorite things, such as Groundhog Day, Ship's Creek, I love Shit's
- 25:03Creek. Just can't stand him. He is probably my least favorite character.
- 25:10And but I mean, that's that's interesting. I don't know that the boils
- 25:14on his face helped with that, it's visually disconcerting as well. Yeah,
- 25:18yeah, I have about that later then she's gonna love that. But yeah,
- 25:22I have never been a Chris Elliot fan ever. Well, this is
- 25:27an awkward time to bring this up, but let's bring him in from the
- 25:30waiting room. Chris Elliott, good to see you. He didn't that would
- 25:37be fun, wouldn't it. It would be his His daughter is in the
- 25:41bear and I think she's pretty great. But watch that Abby Elliott. It's
- 25:48um, it's his sister that like runs the books and stuff. She was
- 25:52on Saturday Night Live for a while. That's his daughter. Yeah, oh
- 25:56I didn't know that, or I forgot it. If I did know that
- 26:00from a previous episode or something. Fun. Yeah, yeah, I love
- 26:03her. She's great. I like her. Yeah yeah, she was fun
- 26:06on SNL too. Ye motion to retroactively edit Abby Elliott into all of Chris
- 26:11Elliot's roles for the sake of Rob blood Christ. I'm I'm there, I'm
- 26:14there. That's I don't usually throw too much negative stuff out there, but
- 26:18I just say I can't. I can't get behind Chris Elliot. I'm sorry.
- 26:22Oh that's funny. Yeah, I didn't know this about you, and
- 26:25I love it. I love it. I'm only going to bring up Chris
- 26:27Elliot now to you. He's my dude. This is awkward. Yes,
- 26:37I hadn't. I hadn't seen this movie in probably fifteen years, at least
- 26:40ten years in a while. It had been a long time. I definitely
- 26:44you know, this was super popular at the time that it came out,
- 26:45obviously, but it's been a long time since I watched it. So it
- 26:48was fun to rewatch because there's a lot of little moments in this that I
- 26:51had completely forgotten about. Agree, Like the whole premise made me feel much
- 26:56more gross at thirty five than it did at like nineteen, So like all
- 27:00of this, I just felt like, was like, it's a it's a
- 27:04gross feel in today's social environment, and I was like, I don't think
- 27:08that the premise of this is going to play well if it was made today
- 27:11in general, just like the sort of manipulative, whole objectifying situation. But
- 27:18having said that, there was kind of some interesting moments in it too that
- 27:21were like weirdly empowering towards Mary as a character, where she is like actually
- 27:26very independent and like doesn't really fall for the bulk time, so like that
- 27:30was kind of it was. It was interesting to see like it was written
- 27:33in a way that wasn't like surface level. And of course, like the
- 27:36twists in this were great reveals, Like I remember the first time around not
- 27:40seeing any of that stuff coming, so like the actors that played all of
- 27:44the bit parts and finding out gradually that like all of them are trying to
- 27:47pull the same game, like was an awesome reveal the first time around watching
- 27:51that movie, And it was kind of fun to knowing that, you know,
- 27:53rewatch the movie with that knowledge in mind from the beginning and seeing like
- 27:56the little cues and hints that get dropped early on for some of these things,
- 28:00which I thought was was pretty funny. But yeah, I enjoyed it.
- 28:03It was really funny. It is one of my favorite I think,
- 28:07well, I don't know, it's one of my favorite Ben Stiller movies.
- 28:10But he has a pretty powerhouse list, so I mean, and that's yeah,
- 28:14it's hard to separate really the wheat from the chaff on that one,
- 28:17but I enjoyed it great time. Agree with you. Biggs. Cameron has
- 28:21super charming. She like to be the character that everybody instantly falls in love
- 28:25with I thought she nailed that, Like she is a character that everybody very
- 28:27easily can fall in love with. Y just like kind of doesn't have a
- 28:32lot of flaws. She's like a little bit quirky, but like an incredibly
- 28:34good person and just does all these like good person things, you know.
- 28:38So yeah, I think you could change the movie out around Ben Stiller way
- 28:42easier than you could around her, right, like swap someone in and out,
- 28:45it would be tougher. Yeah, it's it's actually kind of interesting to
- 28:49me that most of this movie is carried on the supporting roles, and like
- 28:53the main actors, the main two people really do the least to move the
- 28:57story forward. It's kind of everybody else that makes it go. So I
- 29:03thought, anyway, yeah, that's fun. I like that. But it
- 29:06is a good time. I enjoyed rewatching it. Nice man. Hot take.
- 29:10Well, you kind of started going into talking about some of your favorite
- 29:12performances, and I think we should go there now and talk about the dude,
- 29:18dude noise. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me,
- 29:22you know that, or his dude nous or duder or you know eldudrino if
- 29:30you're not into the whole brevity thing. We got that one neum so I
- 29:34had pull on mine. Notes here make sure I don't misquote myself from earlier
- 29:41today, My dude, I had Matt Dillon, who played Pat Healey the
- 29:48Detective, as my dude, I think, I mean, I didn't look
- 29:53up numbers on this, but it feels like he had maybe the most screen
- 29:56time or close he's He's in the vast majority the movies best, the majority
- 30:00of the scenes, even in parts of where the main characters are not,
- 30:03So he had quite a lot to carry with his character, and I think
- 30:07he did a pretty good job of it. He's not like obviously a likable
- 30:11character because he's like a total pos but like I thought, he did the
- 30:15smarmy pis so funny guy really well. So yeah, I had him his
- 30:19mind. I definitely had him up there. And I think that was the
- 30:25first time I ever saw Matt Dylan play funny, Like he was always in
- 30:30dramas, and you know, this was the first time we saw that he
- 30:34was like very funny. He has some of the most ridiculous lines in the
- 30:38whole movie. He's got no tact super unpc, those teeth were hilarious.
- 30:45I was very impressed with him. But I'm gonna pick Cameron Diaz as Mary.
- 30:51And it's pretty much from your hot take there, Neil, everything that
- 30:56you had said. You know, she had to be so cool, so
- 31:00gorgeous to be worth all these guys losing their minds over. And I thought
- 31:04she was casted perfectly. She was funny, realized she could get any guy
- 31:10she wanted, and was quick to give them flak when they would just kind
- 31:14of be like a yes man to her. Yeah, Like she didn't want
- 31:17that. She wanted like a real person there with her. I thought that
- 31:22was a fun way to play it. And yeah, I just I thought
- 31:23she was perfect. Yeah, I also picked Cameron, Yes, yeah,
- 31:30all those same reasons. I just you know, she she had to play
- 31:36the perfect role of like men wanted to be with her, women wanted to
- 31:40be her, you know, like all these things. She's like a little
- 31:44bit of a tomboy in it, which is fun because she's sporty, which
- 31:48is neat. And and like you said, they didn't make her dumb.
- 31:52They didn't make her anything other than maybe just you know, like a bit
- 31:56naive and trusting. People are who they say they are. Is that even
- 32:00naive or just you know, like a great person? But yeah, I
- 32:06just I thought she was great and perfect and the movie needed her. She's
- 32:10also, I think only twenty years old, I believe in this, which
- 32:15is that young? No, someone like that. Somebody to fact check me
- 32:20on that. I might be to look at up checking, look it up,
- 32:22look at up. I think she was like twenty six seventy two?
- 32:28Oh okay, okay, sent twenty six Yeah, nailed, rob, But
- 32:32I disregard what I just said. Pretty young, yeah, to carry the
- 32:38sort of like title role totally, And I think I don't know what else
- 32:43she had done. I know her first thing was the mask. Um,
- 32:47she probably seemed so young she was that age during the mask? Actually sure
- 32:52that? Yeah? Yeah, because it would have been before dumb and Dumber
- 32:59right or what? Yeah? Yeah, anyway, we die anyway, It's
- 33:04fine. She was very young. Yeah, she was young young. Well,
- 33:09like you said, um, a ton of supporting roles in this,
- 33:13and I think we should now go to that tord Tochy. What do you
- 33:20got for this one? Neil? All right? So I don't I think
- 33:22I'm gonna pick a different person than you guys are gonna pick, but it's
- 33:25really centered on like one scene which we're gonna get to later. But I
- 33:29have Lee Evans as Tucker as my coach Nice Nice that partially because he is
- 33:35British and so much. It's hilarious to me that his like British accent fake
- 33:42character was his real accent and then his real life his real character was a
- 33:46fake accent, which I thought was actually really hilarious, but kind of he
- 33:50sounded like he was on the Californians if you ever saw that, absolutely very
- 33:54like stoner surfer dude vibe. Yeah, but his his character reveals, I
- 34:00think the one that I saw coming the least in in like the same first
- 34:05viewing of its like it just he did such a good job as a convincing
- 34:08like friend as the other architect or whatever. It's like, so sincerely worried
- 34:14about, like I have some information about your friend Pat Healy just like you're
- 34:17really buying into it, and then you know, having that reveal with him
- 34:21just being like a pizza delivery guy was just great. So I had him
- 34:24this my coach Nice. I did not have him. Um, I went
- 34:31with Puffy the Dog. That's amazing. Puffy just because anytime Puffy was on
- 34:39screen, it was a very funny scene. Um made me laugh so hard.
- 34:47Yeah we'll get into that, into into the dinghis for sure. But
- 34:52yeah, I think Puffy the Dog was brilliant. Um really had to do
- 34:58a lot of special effects to do some some crazy choreo. Big big fan
- 35:01of Puffy. Nice nice, Yeah, I love it, I love it.
- 35:07Uh. Well, shout out to the guy who I think is the
- 35:10funniest person in this film, Chris Elliott. Just think he's always a gem
- 35:15and so great. H Do you genuinely love Chris Elliott? I feel like
- 35:22love is too far, but I definitely don't hate him, yeah for sure.
- 35:25Yeah, yeah, I think I just don't believe yeah right right right,
- 35:30Yeah yeah, I sort of get that. I think I'm more towards
- 35:36love than you are, for sure. Yeah yeah, yeah, for sure?
- 35:38Should Elliott actors? Uh some sort of draft around that? Maybe?
- 35:45Is that the next one? Five? We got the Sam's got the christ
- 35:49the people we don't get movie stars we don't understand though. Yeah. Um,
- 35:58well Ben Stiller, we haven't really mentioned him a lot. I thought
- 36:00she was very good in this film. Um, I just think he's like
- 36:07you know doesn't always make the right choice, but is like an overall a
- 36:10good dude which comes through a lot in it. Yeah, which is fun
- 36:15and tries to do the right thing and I love that. But also shout
- 36:19out to Richard Tyson, who is the cop in the investigation scene and is
- 36:24also the dad from Kindergarten Copy. It was like, I will only see
- 36:31him as in Kindergarten Cop for sure. For sure. And during the during
- 36:38the gag reel at the end, they did this one thing where they're like
- 36:43singing and walking out and he does not look like a very jovial man.
- 36:46No, not at all. He didn't look like he was, you know,
- 36:52being a sour pus. But he just looked like I don't sing and
- 36:57dance a lot. I love that, which I thought was pretty great.
- 37:02Um, And shout out to Richard Jenkins. So I forgot was in this.
- 37:06He's the same dude, the therapist therapist guy at the beginning. Really
- 37:12funny. Yeah, there was Um, Sarah Silverman. I didn't remember her
- 37:15being in large. I kind of forgot. She too, had no idea.
- 37:20She had a couple of funny lines. I didn't remember. Jeffrey tam
- 37:22Tambore was in it or in it in the extended edition. Oh okay,
- 37:30interesting Marky post as Mary's mom. I always loved her from Night Court.
- 37:37Um, I'm dating myself here, Oh yeah, sure. But David in
- 37:45the business, Yes, dude, I love Keith David And he was so
- 37:49funny. He was really good in his his time on screen too, Like
- 37:52he was very funny in those scenes. He was amazing and like I had
- 37:57said, like you can't do it today, but I thought view Earl Brown
- 38:00was incredible in that role and so free and yeah, I enjoyed his performance
- 38:08a lot, and I've seen him pop up in other things and yeah,
- 38:15I feel like he really changes his look and everything because like I sometimes forget
- 38:19he was even this, you know, yeah, totally. We just saw
- 38:22him a Rookie of the Year. Remember yes, it was the catcher.
- 38:25Yeah, the catcher person. He was like the bullpen catcher. Yeah yeah,
- 38:30for not a lot of time. Yeah yeah, a good call many
- 38:32You know what, I'm really proud of us as three Vikings fans that none
- 38:36of us picks Brett Farve for any acting words. Yeah, no way.
- 38:40But also award he was like, wouldn't even in that yeah, true,
- 38:47and I hated him at that time. Had this come out in two thousand
- 38:51and nine, I would have been singing a different tune. It's such a
- 38:54bummer because I went from hating him to loving him to now being like,
- 38:58what we're stealing? Well, fair money for a volleyball court? What's happening?
- 39:01Allegedly? I don't think it came out allegedly. I don't know.
- 39:06We don't want to. It came out in like, if you know,
- 39:07December of O nine. I don't think that we would be very happy about
- 39:12it either, that's true. Yeah, that was just a magical year though.
- 39:15Yeah, it was really fun watch it was. It was a tense
- 39:20time just waiting for the wheels to fall off somehow, and then they did
- 39:23and then I found it and then from the circle about this. Yeah,
- 39:30anyway, anyway, lots of really great people in this. UM. I
- 39:37think now we should talk about some of the hilarious scenes and let's pick the
- 39:40dings. So Dingas is quite simply reallyass. I could talk about my Dingas
- 39:47all night long. Alright, what do you got what's your favorite scene?
- 39:51Okay, so I have at the top of my list, and this is
- 39:54Honestly, the reason I picked le Evans as my tach was that him dropping
- 40:00his keys in the office absolutely kills me time, just the like full body
- 40:08bends forward and backward, and then like the shaking and she like a little
- 40:13bit further away the best, and then she like picks up the keys and
- 40:16throws it at his hand a couple of times, just like answer to and
- 40:21then he goes in the next room and you just hear the keys drop again
- 40:23and she just closes the door. That whole scene absolutely kills me so key
- 40:29like a belt chain or something like what are we doing here? The commitment
- 40:32to that bit so beautiful. That was also like very typical Fairly brothers to
- 40:38just let it go for such a long time, agreed, But that was
- 40:43probably that is That is probably my favorite scene in this whole movie. That's
- 40:46the ones that I think are more famous. Of course, the hair gel
- 40:51scene. I think it's the first thing that everybody thinks about when they think
- 40:55about this movie. Yeah, um the scene where um Pat and Tucker are
- 41:00throwing the dog treats with the speed in them and one lands in Magda's drink
- 41:05and then the dog. It's the other ones and all of the chaos that
- 41:07ensues when they come in. That's my number one scene. She's lifting up
- 41:13the couch the like door banging in the bathroom and he's like that kind of
- 41:22dog, did you say you have all that noise across the floor? I
- 41:29mean that's the top of the rest of the moves dropping on it. Yeah,
- 41:32that's so funny. That's that whole scene. It's hilarious. And then
- 41:37right after one, that one when Puffy's in the full body cast and Ben
- 41:40still have leaves him on top of the car drive back and plays it off
- 41:45like he just took him out. He's like opens the door and it's like,
- 41:50oh, yeah, I just got him out. That's a good one.
- 41:53And then I had the Brett fare reveale because that was a fun little
- 41:57twist. It was man because they mentioned him throughout the whole movie and they
- 42:00call him pac Man and stuff, and I was like, man, they
- 42:02actually dropped. Nobody would see that kind of nobody did. It was really
- 42:07well done. Yeah, yeah, well you picked a couple of Puffy scenes.
- 42:13I picked all the Puffy scenes. Um, there is also one where
- 42:17uh, he pretty much kills Puffy and so he has to do mouth to
- 42:22mouth with this dog. He then like hot wires, some like paddles,
- 42:28and like with the lamp shot this stuff. Dog is like on fire,
- 42:35on fire, oh man. And then once he throws the water, then
- 42:38it wakes up and but they just see him all wrapped up in a towel.
- 42:44O, man killed me. I just loved all of those. When
- 42:51he tears the leads out of the lamp and then like sparks, that's fun.
- 42:55It was so funny. Dude killed me, man, I love that
- 43:01you have. Those are all great. I don't know that I think about
- 43:07this movie without thinking about the frank above the beans or the beans above the
- 43:13franc I should say that that is the Yeah, it's so funny to me,
- 43:20that whole thing. And then just like the parents coming in him being
- 43:24mortified. Also they apparently live in like a palatial estate where he can be
- 43:30looking out at a bird from the bathroom and into her room somehow like what
- 43:35is she in the other wing? What'd exactly? Yeah? Yeah, um,
- 43:45But just that that whole thing is so funny. I just love it
- 43:49so much. Into the We've got a bleeder and oh that might be the
- 43:52title for this this episode, they drop him on the ground, which I
- 43:57read in trivia was not into like, it was not planned. It just
- 44:01happened. Yes, yes, yes, which is so funny. Oh god,
- 44:08that whole scene absolutely kills me. And then we have her brother Warren
- 44:15as Ted is being brought to the ambulance, just screaming. He was so
- 44:23good, dude, that's I love all the scenes you guys said, but
- 44:29that one is the one for me. The yeah, the beans above the
- 44:31franc is just I mean, I've been around zippers, I've had some things
- 44:37happen, but nothing like that. And told them we just have to reverse
- 44:42the track. That is the dumbest plan I've ever heard. Bad plan.
- 44:49I like that. The cop was just like outside the window too. Yeah,
- 44:52and then a fireman and the window apparently in their yard, because again,
- 44:58what's happening with this host? I don't know. But that fireman,
- 45:00he's a comic and he's been in quite a few things like that Rescue Me
- 45:06show for a while. And yeah, yeah, but um yeah, that
- 45:10that whole scene, the scream that he makes is unbelievable. It's perfect.
- 45:19You can really feel that pain. We got. It's such a good too.
- 45:28Yeah, we gotta later. Yeah, So great. Yeah, I
- 45:31think I think that might have that might have to win the dinghis because that's
- 45:37incredible. Yeah, that's a pretty signature signature moment for sure. I think
- 45:43I think we choose it. Okay, let's pick it. Feel good about
- 45:45it. I also like that Warren sticks with the nickname Frank and Bean's the
- 45:50rest of it. It's so good. Well, we're kind of getting into
- 45:57it now, but should we say some more quotes and go to give us
- 46:09a couple of quotes? But all right, man, I picked a couple
- 46:14of deeper cuts on this one too. But um, the one there's a
- 46:19couple that I like, sort of again forgot about because they were like almost
- 46:22throwaway lines, like in the background of things. But uh, the one
- 46:24where so Pat Healey just went and like fell in love with Maryon is lying
- 46:30to Ted when he comes back and give him the whole report and talking about
- 46:31how like she's all gross and in a wheelchair and fat and all these things
- 46:35and has all these kids. And then he says something about going to Japan,
- 46:37and Ted goes Japan, what's she doing in Japan? And heally goes,
- 46:42oh, you've heard of mail order brides. Well they go that way
- 46:44too, What are they desperate? She's a whale. You can't forget.
- 46:47It's a sumo culture, ted, they paid by the pound over there,
- 46:50sort of like, uh, tuna, so good, it's so funny.
- 46:55It's sumo culture. Sumous a ridiculous, ridiculous reply, and that's great.
- 47:05We got the healy I work with. Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
- 47:08Oh my god? Maybe? But hell, no one's gonna tell me who
- 47:10I can and can't work with. That was so good. Jesus. They
- 47:17have those like exceptional shirts and when they're doing that montage him like trying to
- 47:23be a good dude, and he like beats one of them in whatever they're
- 47:27playing, like football or volleyball. It's like exceptional, my ass. There's
- 47:36a couple of montage. Yeah. Sure. Then the other one I had
- 47:42was the do you want to go out to dinner and maybe catch up on
- 47:45old times? Didn't we just do that? And that's awkward silence? After
- 47:49working Camerond has a delivery of that line is perfect. Yea, even better
- 47:54because she's messing with him, but just like it's just so like innocent but
- 47:58slightly like just but didn't you just do that Oh my heart. Oh yeah,
- 48:04I guess we did. You're right. Um, there's a bunch of
- 48:09others obviously, but oh for sure. And we've said a few the beans
- 48:14above the franc he was masturbating. We got a bleeder. Those are all
- 48:17amazing one that Ted said, So he's like, I think I still want
- 48:22to look her up. And Pat's like, who roller pig? Are you
- 48:25nuts? As if you said she was a real spark plug. Pat says,
- 48:30no, I said, butt plug. She's heinous, so dumb,
- 48:38but it killed me. M my favorite guy in here, Chris Elliott says,
- 48:45are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun.
- 48:49Of course, that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please said
- 48:52please, look, after you've had sex with a girl and you're lying in
- 48:54bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not. Why he's
- 48:59like, because I'm tired. He's like, wrong, because you ain't got
- 49:01the baby batter on the brain anymore. I never heard it called baby batter,
- 49:09and I found that very funny. And then it led to the hair
- 49:15gel scene. Um, and then last one I have is what about Brett
- 49:20fav Rurets. Yeah, that's buddy, what do you got bugs? How
- 49:30the hell did you get the beans? Above? The franc is just one
- 49:34of my favorite lines of all time. I love it. I know we
- 49:37mentioned it already, but you know, um, let's see a fatty who
- 49:43likes beer and golf. Geez, Mary, where are you gonna find a
- 49:45gem like that? Sarah love that? Cameron Diaz. You know, I
- 49:53don't think we have enough meats on sticks and like, honestly, I've never
- 49:59been more attracted to any woman in my life. Then they have not been
- 50:01to the Minnesota State Fair. That's all I have to say is true.
- 50:06They're missing out for sure. Um oh, let's see. Oh when Chris
- 50:14Elliott, who we love uh when he is uh is like revealed and then
- 50:21Ted's like, but you're married, you have a wife and beautiful kids,
- 50:24Ted, please, if you love him so much, be my guest,
- 50:29which I think is extra hilarious because his wife is like the like she's just
- 50:34always like doing it, like makes her go make cookies, and Ben still
- 50:40are just like, no, I'm good, like I don't need any would
- 50:44you springs out cigars and beer? And then yeah, it's just really funny
- 50:49that he's like watching wife like the nicest like partner that you could ask for
- 50:52her. And then he's like so sick of it. And when he's watching
- 50:55Cops and and she's going down on him. Yes, that's right, and
- 51:01they see we didn't even talk about that scene him getting caught at the rest.
- 51:07Are Harlan Williams at all such a ridiculous role? Funny, that was
- 51:14a very funny scene that was like his like head twitch when he says talks
- 51:19about the six minute abs. Yes, dude, that's all just like crazy
- 51:24not processing, stepping in my office. Why because you're fired? He's just
- 51:30crazy. Yeah, it's great. And that whole bit was also set up
- 51:35by like one thing, one line of saying, well, you know,
- 51:37rest stops are just stood right like hook up ground for the gays or whatever
- 51:43they're saying. Yeah, just you know, like okay, I guess we're
- 51:45going with that, all right? Sounds good. Yeah. I was just
- 51:49trying to go to the bathroom too, me too, Like it's like twenty
- 51:52people they just come out of the grass like sound so great, so great?
- 51:59Oh, let's see. I also, I guess I do love Chris
- 52:02Elliot because I have another line of his when He's like, hey, Brett,
- 52:06what are the chances I get you could give this little autograph on this
- 52:08pump here something for the wife and kids. Maybe. Then Mary's like really,
- 52:13and he's like, what, oh, shut up, you horrible,
- 52:19horrible line reading. It's really good on he loves her shoes, which is
- 52:24silly, and we he did. He did have another funny one when um
- 52:30it's revealed that Ted had the zipper incident and he's and and uh dom like
- 52:37mentions and he's like, I never told you that. He's like, well,
- 52:40christ, Ted, I was only four towns away. Yeah, it's
- 52:45pretty funny. Four And I know we we don't, you know, we've
- 52:52we've spoke how we feel about the man. But when he's like, what
- 52:57the hell is Brett Farve doing here? And he's like, I'm in town
- 53:00play the dolphins, dumb ass, It's just look such a stupid funny line.
- 53:04I like that a lot. He was instantly so mad, he was.
- 53:10I think that was all the ones I have. Nice, Well,
- 53:14why don't we move to bugs boohoo moment. Oh wow, strong men also
- 53:20cry strong man. Also, I think we have another zero on our hands
- 53:25here, and I feel like there's been quite a few of those recently.
- 53:30I'm gonna go with zero. Great, great, Okay, I'm gonna I'm
- 53:37gonna go with one. Okay. It's just at the very end when she
- 53:40says I'm a Niners fan and they kiss. Yeah, that dude, get
- 53:45me. That's nice. It's a nice moment. By the way, I
- 53:52also want to point out that if she is from Minnesota and then moved to
- 53:55Rhode Island and then moved to Florida, why is she Nineers fan? Where's
- 53:59that coming from? Where was that coming from? I mean, yeah,
- 54:00you went from Montana to Young you know, Jerry Rice the whole time.
- 54:07But I feel you set well with her talking about Montana and then subsequently talking
- 54:12about Young thirteen years later, which I thought was a nice touch. Yeah,
- 54:15but very random giving her characters backstory. Agreed and given my obvious biases,
- 54:21Yes, I also agreed. I feel good about that as well.
- 54:24Yeah, I love that. So was that? It was? Was there
- 54:28more than one? Now? That was it? Yeah? Right, You're
- 54:35so tricky. It was just that one. I liked the end. It
- 54:39was nice. I think another reason why that doesn't get me is because you
- 54:44get you get the reveal that dude that had the She kept giving that dude
- 54:49the apple who was like on the dock. He ends up having sex with
- 54:52her roommate, Magda or whoever it was. Yeah, yeah, and she
- 54:58was hilarious in this too. By the way, I don't think um,
- 55:01but he's just like I was moaning you to get to Mary and the shoot
- 55:07after my girl right there too. Yeah, that was really funny. That's
- 55:13a good call, good call for sure. Nice. Just one, just
- 55:17the one, just the one, just the one. Nice. Uh,
- 55:21let's go in and do a little movie trivia. What do you guys say?
- 55:23I'm for it? Yeah, we already said that. They didn't.
- 55:28They didn't mean to drop him on the stretcher. They had to cut the
- 55:31shot to make sure he was okay, But then everyone thought it was funny,
- 55:35so they left it in, which I think is fun Oh they oh.
- 55:39According to Bobby Fairly, the scene where Ted accidentally gets his scrot him
- 55:45stuck in his pants fly was inspired by a real incident when their sister was
- 55:49listening to some records with some eighth grade students in the basement of their house.
- 55:52One of the kids went up to the bathroom and he zipped himself up.
- 55:57He was in there for a long time. My dad was a doctor,
- 56:00actually had to go in and say, hey, kid, are you
- 56:01all right? His parents never told him the story until years later because they
- 56:07wanted to save the kid the embarrassment, and Fairly says when they told us,
- 56:10we were laughing so hard. We're like, oh my god, we
- 56:14have to work this into a movie. So totally like that kid, Yeah,
- 56:21tough day. I hope he didn't get the frank above the means.
- 56:22The dialogue between Mary and Ted about how there aren't enough meats on sticks was
- 56:29originally written for an episode of Seinfeld that never aired, which Fairly brothers liked
- 56:34it and bought it for the use in this movie. Makes a lot of
- 56:37sense. That's something serious Seinfeld banter right, for sure. I was going
- 56:39to say, like that whole conversation sounds ad lived like it just it's so
- 56:44out of left field. I was just like wondering, they just made this
- 56:46up? Yeah, what is the deal? What is the deal with meats
- 56:51on sticks? Matt Dylan and Cameron Diaz were dating in real life during filming,
- 56:55so that's fun. That makes more sense. Why in the the gag
- 57:00reel he just blatantly grabs her breasts. Yeah. I was like, that
- 57:06is very forward for easy buddy. Um. We said this already, but
- 57:14Lee Evans is actually English. Um. But what we didn't say was a
- 57:19film critic said that his accent was quite possibly the worst fake British accent in
- 57:24a movie ever. And that's why we don't go by critic ratings. Yes,
- 57:34oh so funny, so so funny. Let's see uh blah blah blah.
- 57:39Almost all the crew members who are at the uh, the the rest
- 57:45stop. You know, all the people in the field are crew members.
- 57:47Crew members. God, sure, that's kind of fun. It was silly.
- 57:52H Let's see, Rob, you'll like this. Chris Elliot had to
- 57:55share a trailer with the dog that played Puffy Tiler. I think, in
- 58:01Rob's opinion, puppy had to share a trailer with Chris Elliot. Exactly good
- 58:07call. The Fairly said that Harlan Williams was impossible to direct, and then
- 58:14said, whatever, you're right, He's going to do it his own way,
- 58:16which I think is pretty funny and it works. So whatever. So
- 58:21the Jeffrey Tambor thing, Uh, there was an entire subplot involving Healey as
- 58:25his uh he was Healey's friend that was cut from the original release and it's
- 58:30in the extended cut. Basically, he starts out as a policeman who's been
- 58:36sober for nineteen months, and after being reacquainted with Heale, he turns back
- 58:40to drugs and booze and uh eventually just like spirals and is eaten by his
- 58:46pet pathon. So Jesus. Yeah, there's a whole subplot about it,
- 58:52and I was like, I don't remember any of this part. I can
- 58:57see why if you had to cut something. Yeah, absolutely it was.
- 59:00There was a he had a funny line too, though, when they when
- 59:02Healy first gets in his car and his dogs in the back and he's like
- 59:06does he bite and Jeffrey Tamborg goes a little a little, yeah, a
- 59:09little. He also said that he looked wicked. Pissa. I was like,
- 59:14who is this guy? Really funny? Un Rob, you might have
- 59:19had this one, so sorry if I'm stealing it, but uh. The
- 59:22football star Steve Young was originally supposed to play the part of Mary's secret love
- 59:27Um, but he's a practicing Mormon and he declined due to the nature of
- 59:30the movie, which seems fair. I just learned that information right this second.
- 59:36Yeah, I didn't know he was more of that. Oh yeah,
- 59:38uh is it his grandfather great grandfather was Brigham Young, Like he's from the
- 59:45whoa what? Really? Yeah? Yeah? And I even knew he went
- 59:51to BYU, but didn't ever think of that. Yeah he is, that's
- 59:58wild. Yeah cool. Yeah. I remember reading he was descended from Brigham
- 1:00:01Young, and I was like, oh damn, okay, yeah, all
- 1:00:05right, all right, um. But yeah, Also, it would have
- 1:00:07been less believable if her like dream quarterback was her ex and she still chose
- 1:00:13Ben Stiller. Yeah. I think it had to be a quarterback of a
- 1:00:15team that she didn't support. It kind of makes act. Would the ending
- 1:00:19line be? Right? You know? That is such a good ending line.
- 1:00:22They really salvaged it, they did. Um. Oh, I thought
- 1:00:27this was funny. On The Tonight Show with Jane Leno and ninety it's just
- 1:00:31ninety two, but that must have been when it started. Anyway. The
- 1:00:34Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Cameron Diaz admitted to being the dead body inside
- 1:00:38the bag carried by the hitchhiker. So by Harland Williams, she's the dead
- 1:00:44body there I guess right for that or how that was. I don't show
- 1:00:51the body. It doesn't make any difference. You could just put anything in
- 1:00:53there. It didn't have to be a person at all. Nope, but
- 1:00:58interesting commitment. But I don't know. Uh. And robbiell like this.
- 1:01:01Woogie's gross facial wartz and shoe fetish were ideas of Chris Elliott, who is
- 1:01:07a genius and a god amongst men. We can all agree. Were they
- 1:01:10real wars? I don't think so. I don't think so. The one
- 1:01:19eyeball that looked so painful and awful that he really really gross. Yeah,
- 1:01:25but that was all I had. Did you have any trivia about a I
- 1:01:28did. I had a bunch of stuff for like people up for roles and
- 1:01:30stuff. Um. The studio was initially reluctant to allow Ben Stiller, the
- 1:01:36Fairly brothers first choice, to star, so the brothers decided upon a then
- 1:01:39unknown Owen Wilson instead. When the studio was even more reluctant to let Wilson
- 1:01:45star, they agreed to allow the Fairlies to cast Stillers. Ben Stiller wasn't
- 1:01:51like leading movies at this point, so this really Yeah, that's interesting?
- 1:01:55Yeah? Um, after the financial losses suffered from Kingpin, which is a
- 1:02:01hilarious movie but didn't do well. Yeah, the Fairly brothers thought that their
- 1:02:06film, uh, that that film would be their last, so they decided
- 1:02:09to go all out and deliver the most hysterically black comedy that could dream up.
- 1:02:13When this film became a box office smash hit, Fairly's careers were safe
- 1:02:16to continue. It's pretty cool. Yeah, I didn't know that was such
- 1:02:22a money loss. I didn't know that either. Yeah, I didn't know
- 1:02:28that. But Dumb and Dummer. You know, they came out with Dumb
- 1:02:30and Dummer. I can't I mean, and that one had to have made
- 1:02:35all the money. Yeah, for sure, you got it right. You
- 1:02:37know that was actually Comic Studio didn't pay them a lot to make that.
- 1:02:42I can't imagine, right. So Yeah, by the way, I only
- 1:02:45saw Kingdom for the first time like last year. Really. Oh, it's
- 1:02:50fun right time. I like that movie. Um, I saw that Chris
- 1:02:54Farley was considered for the part of Warren. Ridiculous. It would have been
- 1:03:01very ridiculous, it seems. I'm scared for what that would Yeah, I
- 1:03:06think that would have been way more over the top. Yeah, sure.
- 1:03:09I saw that Cameron Diaz was always the number one choice to play Mary.
- 1:03:13The fair Fairly Brothers thought that she was the perfect woman. And I saw
- 1:03:17Bill Murray was originally considered for Pat Healy, but the Fairly thought he was
- 1:03:22too old for the part. Yeah, Hanks Area, Cuba Gooding Junior,
- 1:03:28and Vince Vaughan were also considered. All interesting. Yeah, Vince Vaughn would
- 1:03:34have been interesting for sure. Yeah, I think it would have would have
- 1:03:37worked. Cuba Gooding would have been a weird choice. I'm not sure if
- 1:03:38I can see that. It would have been kind of interesting to see how
- 1:03:42that played out. I can't seem character he's just so charming. Yeah,
- 1:03:46that would have been that would have changed his career a lot. Yeah,
- 1:03:52for sure. I saw that Jim Carrey was considered for the role of Ted.
- 1:03:58Oh wow, that which is interesting. That had been kind of fun.
- 1:04:02And I also saw that John Stewart auditioned to play Ted. Oh fun.
- 1:04:10Yeah, because that was it for me. I honestly think that that
- 1:04:13the character of Ted could be played by like a lot of people. I
- 1:04:16don't think it would have affected for sure. Yeah, agreed, Jim Carrey
- 1:04:19almost like too funny because it's such a straight character. Otherwise he would have
- 1:04:25been very funny for like the Frank and Bean scene. I think yeah,
- 1:04:29but like basically the whole second half of the movie, Like I don't know,
- 1:04:31maybe not. I mean there's I guess there's enough physical acting situations that
- 1:04:35he's put through cold. Yeah, that would have been a ridiculous scene for
- 1:04:41sure. That would have been absolutely picturing, like ace Ventura struggling with the
- 1:04:45dog on the floor, like absolutely full you know, physical comedy. That
- 1:04:48would have been pretty funny. Yes, for sure, that's interesting. Nice.
- 1:04:53Yeah, that was all I had though, Neil, did you have
- 1:04:56any of you came across or anything? I do not nice, don't worry.
- 1:05:00Uh yeah, what about Judgment A? Do we think sequel? Man?
- 1:05:06I don't know, probably not at this point. It's been twenty five
- 1:05:10years. But they did just do a dumb dumber sequel, So who knows.
- 1:05:15There's that, but um, I don't think they will. The biggest
- 1:05:17being, uh, Cameron Diaz seems to have quit from acting. Yeah,
- 1:05:24so she just kind of stopped, hasn't She said, like she's just kind
- 1:05:28of sick of Hollywood. Was going to tell her that she you know,
- 1:05:30needs to age differently than what she is because she's a woman. So she
- 1:05:34was like, I'm out basically. Yeah. Yeah, and I mean I
- 1:05:38think she's doing other very successful things for her. That's great. Yeah,
- 1:05:43she was just done. I think Annie was her last movie maybe maybe,
- 1:05:46which I never saw, But that's going on like ten years ago. Now
- 1:05:50she's been she's been out of the game for a minute, which is a
- 1:05:55bummer for us, but good for her. Man, Yeah, that's the
- 1:05:57right thing. Good for her. Yeah, that's great. I can't blame
- 1:06:00her. But yeah, probably not a sequel then, probably not. Probably.
- 1:06:03I also don't know storyline wise what you would do with a sequel for
- 1:06:09this. Yeah, like a short of introducing an entire newcast. I don't
- 1:06:14really know what you I mean. There was a pretty gary Yeah, we
- 1:06:18make it like a story of a Bent version. Yeah, yep, we
- 1:06:24can do that. Sure, I like it. All right, it's all
- 1:06:29I got. Well, I appreciated that. That was very nice whole idea.
- 1:06:33Do you guys want to play game? Oh yeah, always always enjoy
- 1:06:40losing these games, buddy. Well, I decided to make a plot tub
- 1:06:45time machine. So I'm just gonna save the name I'm gonna describe a plot,
- 1:06:51and then you're gonna ring in with your name and tell me what that
- 1:06:55movie is. Yeah, it's pretty pretty straightforward. Um, and all of
- 1:07:00these do have something in common. All ten films of something in common.
- 1:07:04When you note it is just ring ring in with your name and you can
- 1:07:09answer it anytime. Are we good? We are good? Number one.
- 1:07:17When Tim Lake is twenty one, his father tells him a secret. The
- 1:07:20men and their family can travel through time. Although he can't change history,
- 1:07:25Tim resolves to improve his life by getting a girlfriend. He meets Mary,
- 1:07:29falls in love, and finally wins. Yes, bugs, is it about
- 1:07:32time? It is about time? You guess that correct name through me?
- 1:07:38Yeah, man, Neil, you overseen about time? I have not.
- 1:07:43But can I guess at the theme? Yes? Is it movies with characters
- 1:07:46named Mary? That's a very good guess. It is not that very good
- 1:07:50guess. Main characters named Harry. It's not that characters with the name Mary.
- 1:07:59Maybe bukes? Can you am I cutting out cans? Are you having
- 1:08:06a stroke? Is Mary keep going keeping? Is it movies with the word
- 1:08:24about in the title? Neil has a point. Oh, look, that's
- 1:08:28exactly what let's go. That's gonna make these easier. I will say that,
- 1:08:34Um, the last five are tough, so let's let's get going.
- 1:08:42There's no go through your head and think of all the movies. I'm with
- 1:08:47you. It's gonna be tough. So now we know that we got it
- 1:08:51out of the way. You guys are both on board. Things are good.
- 1:08:54Let's go to number two, about a comedy drama about a man named
- 1:08:59Will, a rich, child free and irresponsible Londoner and his thirties who,
- 1:09:03in search of an available woman, invents an imaginary son and starts attending single
- 1:09:10parent meetings. Bugs about a Boy about a boy n the Nick hornby novels
- 1:09:18who I'm a big fan of. Um, yeah, and I think that
- 1:09:26kid ended up. You know, he's Nicholas Holt, who's grown up and
- 1:09:30really things. Yeah yeah, Um, all right, let's go to number
- 1:09:35three. Cat is beautiful, smart, and quite abrasive most of her fellow
- 1:09:41teens, meaning that she doesn't attract many boys. The Unfortunate ten Things I
- 1:09:45hate about you Way to go, Neil impresses that is one of Bugs's faves.
- 1:09:56So I didn't think that was going to happen that way. I'm impressed.
- 1:09:59I guess it's a classic. Quickly nice agreed based on the Taming of
- 1:10:03the Shrew. Indeed, agreed. You know we're gonna love the terminus what's
- 1:10:09thrown around most often? Yes, Oh, I love it. I love
- 1:10:15it. Let's go to number four. A quiet X insurance actuary is unhappily
- 1:10:20married to Helen and brooding over the forthcoming wedding of his daughter Jeanie to Randall
- 1:10:26Hurtzel. When Helen suddenly dies and he finds love letters to her from his
- 1:10:30best friend, he's inspired to try. Yes, the greatest hot tub time
- 1:10:34a hot tub scene in all time. This is a movie called about Schmidt.
- 1:10:39That is correct. Bugs has brought up about Schmidt and that hot tub
- 1:10:45scene so many times on this podcast. I was really excited to have about
- 1:10:50Schmidt in the game just for that. Oh man, good. I think
- 1:10:57I could have told you the rest of that plot, but I got it.
- 1:11:00I remember it all right. Let's go to number five. Before going
- 1:11:08on vacation, a self involved psychiatrist has the misfortune of taking on a new
- 1:11:12patient, Bob Wiley, an example of needing it. Yeah, what about
- 1:11:16Bob? That's correct? Such a great one, and now it gets hard.
- 1:11:23You guys, I hope you enjoyed those easy five ones. Getting much
- 1:11:28stupper? Where are we after five bugs? I've got four and Neil has
- 1:11:31two? Everybody okay, all right? Well, fingers crossed for you guys.
- 1:11:38So he was number six. Encouraged by his fiance, a man and
- 1:11:43his father spend the weekend with her wealthy and exceedingly eccentric family. The gathering
- 1:11:47soon develops into a culture clash, allowing father and son to discover the true
- 1:11:51meaning of family. That is the plot synopsis. It was released this year,
- 1:11:59starring Robert Nero and Sebastian Meniscalco. This year. This year. Oh
- 1:12:05actually, I saw a preview for this. Yep, five four, three
- 1:12:13boys about two or something something that was not it? Neil, do you
- 1:12:16have a guess? This was a movie called about my father? Um?
- 1:12:23Yep, I told you this was tough. Let's go to number seven.
- 1:12:29Hero in her groom to be Claudio team up with Claudio's commanding officer, Don
- 1:12:33Pedro the week before their wedding to hatch a matchmaking scheme. Their targets are
- 1:12:39sharp wooted Duo, Benedict and Beatrice, a tough task, indeed, considering
- 1:12:44their corresponding distaste for love and each other. Meanwhile, meddling Don John plots
- 1:12:49to ruin the wedding. This was released in nineteen ninety three. It's based
- 1:12:55on a Shakespearean farce starring Kenneth Bruna, Emma Thompson, Denzel Washington, Keanu
- 1:13:00Reeves, Kate beck and Sale, Michael Keaton and more. Wow. Five
- 1:13:09four it is a Shakespearean forest, by the way, I think I wrote
- 1:13:14based on but it is a Shakespearean sounded Shakespearean it is. I don't know.
- 1:13:20Five think about four three two one, Neil much ado about nothing,
- 1:13:30Neil on it nicely done at the buzzer. Damn. I had to watch
- 1:13:35that in school for some reason. For some reason, it was I've never
- 1:13:41seen that film version. I didn't. That's a huge cast though, dude,
- 1:13:44it was crazy. I remember being like, that's a lot, and
- 1:13:46Keanu was very like, was it like straight up Shakespeare though, like,
- 1:13:51yeah, yeah, it was reinvented to be like a more recent thing.
- 1:13:56You know that sometimes right? Yeah? I was in yeah shakespeare style.
- 1:14:00And Kenneth Bruna directed it as well. Oh yeah, um cool, Let's
- 1:14:08go to number eight. Backstage story revolving around aspiring actress Eve Harrington. Tattered
- 1:14:15and forlorn, Eve shows up in the dressing room of Broadway star mega star
- 1:14:20Margo Channing, telling a melancholy life story to Margo and her friends. Margo
- 1:14:25takes Eve under her wing, and it appears that Eve is a conniver that
- 1:14:30uses Margo five four three two us. Hughs mad about you. That's a
- 1:14:43great show, Paul Riser, and I just thought it could be a movie
- 1:14:47title. It certainly could be, but it is not this one. This
- 1:14:53is a classic that I've never seen called all about Eve. Oh, I've
- 1:15:00heard of ye Wolf. So let's see in these last two pretty obscure.
- 1:15:06So where where are we sitting at? Going on number nine? I've still
- 1:15:10got four and Neil's got three. All right, we'll see, we'll see
- 1:15:15if you guys know these here number nine. Abbey hosts a popular radio show
- 1:15:21about pets. When Brian calls in to ask about his quirky great dame.
- 1:15:26The two surprisingly hit it off. Brian pushes for a date with Abby was
- 1:15:29shy and a bit insecure, so she talks her dizzy neighbor Noel into taking
- 1:15:33her place. While the Confused and oblivious, Brian try to figure out why
- 1:15:38his date is so different from the host he spoke to. Abby must work
- 1:15:42up the nerve to confess as Noel is also falling for Brian. I'm gonna
- 1:15:50look up and when it was Yeah. This was released in nineteen ninety six.
- 1:16:00It starred Janine Garofalo, Uma Thurman some other people. Five four three
- 1:16:09What about the Dogs Too? Pretty close? Dude? This movie was called
- 1:16:15The Truth About Cats and Dogs? Okay, I think I have heard of
- 1:16:20that said yeah, and the only we got to hope that you've seen this
- 1:16:27last one, which I feel like I may me and my family might have
- 1:16:30been the only people who saw this. But we're gonna go to number ten.
- 1:16:35Grace Bischan, who is managing her father's riding stable, discovers that her
- 1:16:41husband Eddie is deceiving her with another woman. After confronting him in the middle
- 1:16:45of the night on the streets of their small hometown, she decides to stay
- 1:16:48at her sister Emma Ray's house for a while to make up her mind.
- 1:16:51Breaking out of her everyday life, she starts to question the authority of everyone.
- 1:17:00Now this movie came out, yes, but about face that is not
- 1:17:09correct, turns herself around. I like it. I like it fun.
- 1:17:15This came out in nineteen ninety five and it starred Julia Roberts, Dennis Quaid,
- 1:17:24Um, Kevin Bacon's wife, what's her name, Kia Sedgwick, Oh
- 1:17:28yeah, Robert Duval, Annie Guests, Neil. It's also a famous Bonnie
- 1:17:38Right song. Oh, come on, that doesn't help. Three two one
- 1:17:45bpp. This is, of course something to talk about. Oh, which
- 1:17:54is really funny because the next movie that we're doing is Step Brothers, and
- 1:17:58in that movie he started singing something to talk about It is so funny.
- 1:18:05That's that's great. Nice. So very very close game, you guys,
- 1:18:12very close game. I was glad we didn't have to get into My bonus,
- 1:18:15which was a horrible movie called All About Steve. Did anybody see that
- 1:18:20movie? Not seen that? Sandra Bullock, Bradley Cooper. I've seen the
- 1:18:27like picture on various streaming services. Yeah, it was like the one movie
- 1:18:30where Sandra Bullock went blonde. Yeah, it doesn't really. Every time I
- 1:18:34look at it, I'm like, it can't be good. And you were
- 1:18:39right, you were right these people, it can't be good. Horrible dude,
- 1:18:44So bad. What do you mean these people? I love rom coms
- 1:18:49and at those two people, and if they're in it and I haven't seen
- 1:18:53it or heard about it, gotta be bad, right, yes, this
- 1:18:58point? Yes? Who but bus is going to tell us how we do
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