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Full Show 7-7-26: The Booger Bandit · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama.
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  Speaker 2: Show yesterday, Yes, I learned that if you complain about
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: So I started ordering Hello Fresh. You know those meal
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  Speaker 2: boxes where it sends you the ingredients and you cook
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  Speaker 2: the meals. Yeah, well, yesterday was my delivery. It got
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  Speaker 2: delivered across the street.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and I had a.
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  Speaker 2: Picture from FedEx. So I walk across the street to
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  Speaker 2: get the box. The people had already got it and
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  Speaker 2: brought it in. So then I knock on their door.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody answers, they like freeze, nobody comes to the door
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  Speaker 2: or nothing. I was like, they're gonna steal my freaking
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  Speaker 2: eighty taller Hello Fresh box. I call FedEx, I call
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  Speaker 2: Hello Fresh. Nobody can help me. So I posted it
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  Speaker 2: of it on their porch. Five minutes later, they brought it.
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  Speaker 2: They brought it back, the people did the neighbors. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and because I called HelloFresh and said it got delivered
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  Speaker 2: to the wrong address, they didn't charge me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's pretty nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's a nice little light little cherry on top right,
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  Speaker 2: things people are doing in the news at six fifty
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  Speaker 2: It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about? On the Alabama Show, a man got caught
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  Speaker 2: stealing steak in his pants. Why what guess where this happened?
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  Speaker 2: Had be Florida. A Florida man is on the run
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  Speaker 2: after trying to steal steak and brisket from a grocery
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  Speaker 2: store by shoving them down his pants. Listen to the
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  Speaker 2: owner of the store talk about.
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  Speaker 4: It, big pants. I think they're like mad first stealing.
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  Speaker 4: You know, he hasn't blocked at the bottom so it
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  Speaker 4: doesn't go through. Game over here looked around to see
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  Speaker 4: if anybody was looking, and he shoved it in his pants.
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  Speaker 4: He ended up going across the street to publics. One
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  Speaker 4: of my employees was on break and saw all the
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  Speaker 4: rest of the stuff that he had brisket, wine wine,
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  Speaker 4: called the cops and we got everything back.
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  Speaker 2: Last one for the Yes, what Disney character sings let
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on to men, I.
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  Speaker 2: Wanted to think about four minute things you should never
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  Speaker 2: do in a public bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Alabama with producer Blake this week because I saw
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  Speaker 2: something and I cannot stop thinking about it, and it
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  Speaker 2: is driving me nuts.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where this is going.
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  Speaker 2: So I've started going back to the gym. Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 2: been doing great. I go to my local YMCA. It's summertime.
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  Speaker 2: People go to the pool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The middle ground to get from the gym to the
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  Speaker 2: pool is through the women's locker room. Okay, there's a
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  Speaker 2: bathroom right in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm in a stall yesterday, okay, and there's somebody
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  Speaker 2: in a stall next to me, a grown woman, not
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  Speaker 2: a kid, grown old lady.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm following.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you sit in the stall sometimes you
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  Speaker 2: look over it at the feet next to you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta see what they're wearing.
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  Speaker 2: Barefoot, barefoot in the public bathroom, no shoes on, no sandals,
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  Speaker 2: feet touching the bathroom floor.
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  Speaker 5: There's the bathroom floor is dirty, it's got water. It's
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  Speaker 5: a wet bathroom floor. I don't I don't care if
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  Speaker 5: it's pull water or not. It's a bathroom floor. When
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  Speaker 5: you flush the toilet, particles fly.
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  Speaker 3: How do we know it's pull water? That's the throat off.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know. That's why you wear your freaking shoes
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  Speaker 2: in a public bathroom. They would walk into a public
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  Speaker 2: bathroom barefoot. That's the crest thing I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you. I've done this.
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  Speaker 2: You are nasty.
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  Speaker 3: I've had to before broke.
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  Speaker 2: You're a disgusting human.
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  Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 2: Wear your socks or something. I don't go barefoot. I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't even set my purse down in a bathroom floor.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how many germs are on a bathroom floor?
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  Speaker 3: You know how many germs are on your phone?
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  Speaker 2: You can't do my phone in my per My phone's
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  Speaker 2: not going on the bathroom floor.
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  Speaker 3: There are worse places to put your to put your dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Don't got barefoot? Your dog's bit me mean your feet?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but you can put them anywhere. Well, you
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  Speaker 3: can clean those.
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  Speaker 2: I think anybody who walks into a public bathroom barefoot
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  Speaker 2: is a terrible human.
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  Speaker 3: It needs to go.
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  Speaker 2: Back to kindergarten. Fight me on this call to show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're being a little over dramatic here.
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  Speaker 2: What's the worst thing you've seen somebody do in a
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  Speaker 2: public bathroom? And if you're a barefooter, call to Crack
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  Speaker 1: If you were listening to the Alabama Show, to.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I saw an old lady in the public bathroom barefoot,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm still grossed out. Now, wonder she has gout?
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  Speaker 3: How do you know she.
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  Speaker 2: Has because she was barefoot in the public bathroom. Trust me,
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  Speaker 2: she's got gout. Eight three thirty five by one and
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  Speaker 2: never do in a public bathroom? We got some comments
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  Speaker 2: you should never shave your legs in a public bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: That one I agree with. Why don't be shaving in
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  Speaker 3: general at any bathrooms?
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  Speaker 2: Sarah says, don't use the phone. This makes me mad
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  Speaker 2: when I'm in a bathroom and somebody else is in
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  Speaker 2: a stall and they're having a loud phone conversation and
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  Speaker 2: they won't hang up, especially if I have to like
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  Speaker 2: let it rip. Yeah no, well yeah, what don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be on the phone in the public bathroom. It's nasty.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you do that. Don't take pictures.
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  Speaker 3: That one gets me too.
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  Speaker 2: Don't take taking pictures in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: Of themselves, like in the mirror or whatever, like you
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  Speaker 3: know where they're like flixing when they do that. Don't
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  Speaker 3: do that either.
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  Speaker 2: call the show. Good morning, who's this Katie Hambling? Katie?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning? Where you calling from it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on in Mississippi?
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  Speaker 3: Girl?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 6: The worst thing I've seen in a bathroom?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, what's the worst thing you've seen in a bathroom?
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  Speaker 3: People flicking boogers on the wall.
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  Speaker 2: That's not funny. How old were they? It was at
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  Speaker 2: my job? Okay? Was it kids or adults? Who's still?
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  Speaker 2: Who's flicking boogers on the wall? Where do you work?
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  Speaker 2: What's your job?
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  Speaker 6: I don't have a job now, But what was your
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  Speaker 6: job more than ten years ago?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Where was it? Was it at a gas station?
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  Speaker 2: What were you doing?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: It was called Boundtree minical warehouse. I'm okay.
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  Speaker 7: And the whole wall across corn and bullets was full
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  Speaker 7: of boogers that you flick over there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad we don't have a bigger wall in
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  Speaker 2: our bathroom.
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  Speaker 7: The cleaning gal, Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: Who does was that your ball?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 7: We had accompinated plain okay.
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  Speaker 2: But who was clicking the boogers on the wall? Was
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  Speaker 2: it somebody? We don't know?
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  Speaker 7: But the thing is it was a woman's bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for this call. Kate Katie? Is that your name?
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  Speaker 6: Katie Katie? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: All right, I have a great day you too.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand eight
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  Speaker 1: call the showow Tory, Good morning, Where are you calling from?
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  Speaker 7: I'm calling from Uh, well, I'm calling from Birmingham. I
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  Speaker 2: I'm for Millbroke. Okay, well, thank you for listening. What's
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  Speaker 2: something you've seen somebody do in a public bathroom?
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  Speaker 7: It's similar to the present recent caller about the booger
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  Speaker 7: but it was definitely one of the employees, and it
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  Speaker 7: was an employee bathroom, so it was male and female.
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  Speaker 7: But buggers. But we have a name for it. We
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  Speaker 7: call it the Booker bandit.
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  Speaker 2: What is going on the people and boogers on us?
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  Speaker 2: Why did they got so bad that there's toilet paper
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  Speaker 2: right there? Why did you not just blow your nose?
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  Speaker 7: That's saying it eventually stopped after a certain person left.
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  Speaker 7: So that's just my suspicion.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all figured out who what? Y'all found the booger bandits.
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  Speaker 7: But they got bad that the owner had to send
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  Speaker 7: an email out about it.
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  Speaker 2: What in the email?
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  Speaker 7: I can't remember exactly what said, but it's pretty much
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  Speaker 7: just like being sanitary and uh, you know, not putting things.
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  Speaker 1: On the wall.
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  Speaker 2: The curious case of the.
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  Speaker 7: Let the Booker bandit lives on.
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  Speaker 2: I need I needed to know your suspicions was it
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  Speaker 2: a guy or girl.
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  Speaker 7: I think it was a girl.
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  Speaker 2: The books again, I gotta go. I can't handle this.
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  Speaker 2: So you went to the beach last week and he
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  Speaker 3: Correct, I did not take any And we all.
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  Speaker 2: tan now.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I'm a little tan now, more tan than I have
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: been in a long time.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I see white skin with freckles. You were not tan, buddy.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: What are you trying to get a tan for?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Kind of look good for myself.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Did you get any sun anywhere else beside your arm?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: A little bit?
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Just pulled his shirt down and showed me the top
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: of his chest. What about their legs?
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Hold on, look, I got.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: They are so white. Her legs are whiter than a
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: piece of paper.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: I got.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: They're more tan than they were. They're more tan.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: You got no sun, buddy.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: I was out in the sun for like eight hours
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: a day, minimal.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Did you wear sunscreen?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Not really, mostly just tanning oil. And oh, look, my.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: My ankle shows that I've got a ten you're gonna
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: get cancer. Look, I'm just telling you, like, okay, do
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: you have a tan line?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: This is great because I have decided to help you out. Buddy,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: get your legs out of your hair, put them back down.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I have brought in today thanks to TikTok Chop. Oh
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: go what self tanner?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Don't?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: We're gonna give you a spray tann on the show today.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: A spray tan.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna we're gonna take a break. We're gonna
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: prep producer Blake and get him in his Jim shortz.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: And if you would like to go follow TikTok live,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: go follow the Alabama Show and you could watch me
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: put a spray tn on Producer Blake.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Is this gonna get on my clothes?
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: We'll do that next.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Are you ready for your spray Tann?
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: No?
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I'm Alabama with Producer Blake. You gotta take your shoes
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: off so we can tan your feet. Uh huh, you're
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: gonna have a tan line.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Anyway, we brought in Lazy Tan with the mint and
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: We're take you. I would take your watch and your
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: bracelets off. We're gonna do your arms in your legs.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: And why are we doing this, buddy?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Because you don't think I'm tan enough.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Because you wanted to be a tan tan man for
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: the ladies.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I don't want a this type of tan spray.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: This is the healthiest type of tan, so you won't
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: get sun cancer.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna spray it on your head and rub
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: it in?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what you do with the glob roll your
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: sleeves up. You had questions? What were your questions? Is this?
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Can I wash this off?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: The tan?
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it'll it'll wash off in the shower today.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: My gosh, what are we doing here?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Or make any brown?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: It don't smell good. I don't like that smell.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: It smells like coconuts. Okay, what.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: This is hot? To see any difference?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: This is a waste. It's gotta set raise your arm up.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Anyway,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: we're going to finish this spray tonn on Producer Blake.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: If you would like to hang out, go Pollo The
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Alabama Show on TikTok Live.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Why are you shaking your head and making a face.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: This is stupid?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: What is stupid doing the whole tan thing? I don't
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: want Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: with producer Blake.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm coated in sunscreen that's too thick.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: We gave producer Blake a spray on fake tan just now.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: And you said it washed off.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: My biggest pet people watch you lie?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Why did you lie it?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't it. We'll wash off.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Week like it's going away today, won't.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: You're starting to darken up a little bit, dark it
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: up a little bit.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Just stop doing this. It's not darkening up.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: If you want to hang out with us behind the
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: scenes and watch producer Blake's meltdown, that is starting to happen.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, taking give it four to six hours.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You got to see a full melt down for four
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: to six hours is when the tan develop followed The
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Alabama Show on TikTok.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand Amazing free on the iHeartRadio app.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow we find out how awesome producer Blake Sprytand is.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Going to be.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: My assumption is not very well, if you missed it,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: go follow the Alabama Show. We put a spry tan
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: on producer Blake. It is still currently developing and we
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: will update you on the progress in the morning. Enjoy
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: the rest of your day.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.