Latest / Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show / Q Morning Show #762 - 08-07-26
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's ninety three Q Houston's Country Leader. Good morning, where Rigs,
- 0:03Speaker 1: Caitlin and Erica would set three beers cheers this morning.
- 0:06Speaker 1: It's a cheers to your weekend. By the way, can
- 0:08Speaker 1: somebody pull up our Facebook page? I threw it up
- 0:10Speaker 1: on our Facebook cheersing to your weekend. What do you
- 0:13Speaker 1: have happening this weekend that's worthy of a cheers that
- 0:15Speaker 1: you can't drink a beer for right now, we'll do
- 0:17Speaker 1: it for you this morning.
- 0:18Speaker 2: I need, I need, we need to talk about the
- 0:23Speaker 2: size of the beer that Mason brought into.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Yes, because we're all sharing one big beer.
- 0:27Speaker 4: Guys.
- 0:27Speaker 1: It's a growler. Fine that it's a growler of beer,
- 0:30Speaker 1: I think is what you'd call that, right, Yeah.
- 0:32Speaker 4: It's not quite a can. It's not quite a growler.
- 0:35Speaker 4: It's a crowler.
- 0:36Speaker 1: It's a crowler.
- 0:37Speaker 3: That's what you call it. A crowler?
- 0:38Speaker 1: Yeah, right there?
- 0:39Speaker 2: All Oh, it does say it on that. It looks
- 0:41Speaker 2: like a joke. It looks like something you would get
- 0:43Speaker 2: from Spencer's Gifts. Like when you open it up, an animal,
- 0:46Speaker 2: a stuffed animal pops out.
- 0:47Speaker 5: This looks like a standard Australian beer.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Now, this looks like what Fosters.
- 0:52Speaker 4: A morning beer.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Drink beer in Australia.
- 0:55Speaker 1: Mason was this brute? Was this canned locally? You had
- 0:57Speaker 1: somebody can this because I had a friend with a
- 0:59Speaker 1: brewer in Milwaukee that has a cannery, Like he will
- 1:02Speaker 1: can these big crowlers for you. Yeah, they'll do what.
- 1:06Speaker 1: I'm on the spot. You just pick what you want.
- 1:08Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:08Speaker 1: So bayliss And Brewing Company.
- 1:09Speaker 4: It's over off of Bisonette in your Rice University.
- 1:13Speaker 1: It's like house yeah uh and yeah. So instead of
- 1:16Speaker 1: like to go six packs that is heavy one you
- 1:21Speaker 1: get one on the table one more time.
- 1:25Speaker 2: I mean you can knock somebody out. You could kill
- 1:27Speaker 2: somebody actually with that, you could you guys.
- 1:31Speaker 4: Yes, this is actually one of the best things to cheer.
- 1:33Speaker 4: Jennifer says that she has absolutely nothing going on for
- 1:37Speaker 4: the first time in three weeks, and she feels so great.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Jennifer's of a cheer.
- 1:42Speaker 4: I would love to have nothing going on.
- 1:45Speaker 1: When you're an adult and you say you have nothing
- 1:47Speaker 1: to do, it's so good.
- 1:49Speaker 2: When someone cancels plans on me, I'm like, I am
- 1:52Speaker 2: so thankful and grateful.
- 1:53Speaker 4: For I don't want to kiss you right on the
- 1:55Speaker 4: mouth for canceling our plans.
- 1:56Speaker 1: I've never done drugs, but I would imagine that's what
- 1:58Speaker 1: doing drugs feels like, is canceling plans, you know, feeling
- 2:01Speaker 1: of canceled plans.
- 2:02Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so sorry. Please don't be.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Give it to me.
- 2:05Speaker 4: Please.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Cheers to that, Cheers to that, well, cheers to you
- 2:09Speaker 1: not doing anything. What was your name again, Erica, Jennifer, Jennifer,
- 2:11Speaker 1: shout out, Jennifer. We're gonna cheers to you. Are We're
- 2:13Speaker 1: gonna open that giant beer.
- 2:14Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Also, Mary's attending her baby shower for her first granddaughter.
- 2:18Speaker 4: That's pretty special.
- 2:19Speaker 7: Nice.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Cheers to that as well. Erica. We have your soda
- 2:23Speaker 1: over here as well. Are you ready to try? I've
- 2:27Speaker 1: got a twelve variety pack that we purchased for you
- 2:29Speaker 1: that arrived from Amazon the other day. We all decided
- 2:32Speaker 1: on this, Caitlin Mason and myself, that you would have
- 2:35Speaker 1: a variety pack of twelve delicious sodas this time around.
- 2:40Speaker 1: No more games, No more games.
- 2:42Speaker 4: You aren't trying these?
- 2:43Speaker 1: Then? These are all really good? Like this one. What
- 2:45Speaker 1: is this one called, Mason?
- 2:46Speaker 4: This is goodie green Apple soda.
- 2:50Speaker 8: It even says it's good right there on good.
- 2:55Speaker 2: The bottle wouldn't why, surely it wouldn't bottle too it does.
- 3:00Speaker 1: There's a little there's a little nineteen fifties boy on
- 3:03Speaker 1: the top on the bottle. You got to crack it
- 3:05Speaker 1: open with an actual literal bottle opener because it's like
- 3:08Speaker 1: a nineteen fifty soda.
- 3:10Speaker 4: I'm gonna drink this for Rob, who's turning fifty seven
- 3:12Speaker 4: this weekend.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Fifty shout out, Rob. Cheers to you. You can also.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Different different Rob Okay. I could hear in your tone
- 3:21Speaker 2: that you thought it.
- 3:22Speaker 3: Was Rob Rob.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Thank you. Caitlin Hagan seven one three three seven zero
- 3:27Speaker 1: ninety two nine. You can also call if you'd like,
- 3:29Speaker 1: we can cheers to you live on the radio because
- 3:32Speaker 1: we haven't officially cheers yet.
- 3:33Speaker 2: Also, Taylor Castleberry, her middle child and only son, is
- 3:37Speaker 2: turning three on Saturday.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Nice Happy birthday. A three year old birthday party can
- 3:43Speaker 1: be a fantastic time. By the way, for the parents,
- 3:45Speaker 1: it's totally for the parents.
- 3:47Speaker 4: The pine candy, what are you drinking over there?
- 3:50Speaker 5: My coffee? I'm trying to get some tilan all down.
- 3:53Speaker 4: You just down that tailand all with black coffee.
- 3:56Speaker 5: No, no, no, I have some cream and sugar in there.
- 3:57Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. Okay, but in my.
- 3:59Speaker 5: Mouth would have waited for the apple.
- 4:01Speaker 4: So okay, this actually smells good.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Green apple soda. Give a little swig. How does it taste? Uh?
- 4:09Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, that's not It's like refreshing, gollie. It's good good.
- 4:17Speaker 4: See the bottle doesn't lie.
- 4:18Speaker 1: You're right, Mason, You're right, all right. So cheers to
- 4:20Speaker 1: the weekend. Cheers to all the cheers.
- 4:21Speaker 4: All y'all cheers not gagging this time. It's great.
- 4:24Speaker 3: What about our beer?
- 4:26Speaker 1: There were very few cups out there, Yeah, were short
- 4:28Speaker 1: on cuts.
- 4:29Speaker 2: You're not all just taking pools out of the beer.
- 4:33Speaker 4: I have a coffee cup. You guys have syrophone cups.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Wow, that is jolly good. I like that green apple soda.
- 4:41Speaker 3: Wait did they Is this their own here?
- 4:44Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 4:45Speaker 5: Yesterday I went I.
- 4:46Speaker 4: Was you got to use the same cup. You just
- 4:49Speaker 4: drank the green apple out of them, which.
- 4:52Speaker 1: May or may not affect the taste of the beer.
- 4:54Speaker 4: But I don't think that's a good idea.
- 4:58Speaker 1: We'll see if it is not. Eric, I don't know.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I've never tried to mix it them. It's a half
- 5:01Speaker 1: of iizen. Oh fantastic, it's gonna good with the jolly
- 5:09Speaker 1: can't four from a can's.
- 5:11Speaker 4: Gonna swapper in here.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Guys, look at the size of this thing.
- 5:14Speaker 4: This could be a hinge seven three three seven.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Ninety two nine. Cheers, by the way, Cheers to you, Caitlin.
- 5:20Speaker 6: Cheers.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Do you amazing?
- 5:21Speaker 3: Guys?
- 5:23Speaker 9: Erica?
- 5:23Speaker 1: Do you have your soda? Cheers?
- 5:24Speaker 4: Do you like one more drink left?
- 5:26Speaker 3: No, she's a much better mood on a Friday morning
- 5:28Speaker 3: now because she's.
- 5:29Speaker 4: Drink I'm not drinking elllavor so exactly.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Buffalo Hot Wings, Ranch Dressing, Soda. It's ninety three Q.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Welcome to the weekend. We're Riggs, Kaitlyn and Erica. How
- 5:40Speaker 1: ninety three Q?
- 5:40Speaker 4: Were you giving me the bottle?
- 5:42Speaker 1: Do you know what to do this weekend? We got you.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Let's crack open the weekend six back with Riggs.
- 5:47Speaker 7: Kaitlin Erica.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Plenty going on this weekend, starting with while going on
- 5:51Speaker 1: pretty much throughout the whole month through September, is Houston
- 5:54Speaker 1: Restaurant Weeks, one of Houston's favorite traditions. Hundreds of restaurants
- 5:57Speaker 1: serving little prefixed menus where you can kind of go in,
- 6:00Speaker 1: try out the super fancy restaurants you've always wanted to
- 6:02Speaker 1: go to and they got like discounted dishes. This is
- 6:05Speaker 1: a delicious to do it, and it all benefits the
- 6:07Speaker 1: Houston Food Bank. So I would go check it out now.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Houston Restaurant Weeks happening right me out all over Houston.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Number two Caitlin, also.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Happening all over Houston and Texas is tax Free Weekend.
- 6:19Speaker 2: The annual tax free weekend in Texas is back for
- 6:22Speaker 2: back to school shopping. It runs from today all the
- 6:25Speaker 2: way through midnight on Sunday. During this event, most clothes, footwear,
- 6:30Speaker 2: school supplies, backpacks, diapers priced under one hundred dollars per
- 6:34Speaker 2: item or exempt from state and local sales tax.
- 6:37Speaker 5: Now. This does not include items.
- 6:39Speaker 2: That are over one hundred dollars or more computers and software, textbooks,
- 6:43Speaker 2: sports equipment, and like jewelry, handbag accessory types.
- 6:47Speaker 4: I've ever been to the mall during this weekend and
- 6:49Speaker 4: thought to yourself, I'm gonna pay that tax.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Glad to pay the text So good luck shoppers.
- 6:55Speaker 1: That's all weekend long. Number three Erica.
- 6:58Speaker 4: The Circus is in town. Don't miss ringing O. There's
- 7:00Speaker 4: greatest show on earth. This is They're gonna actually hear
- 7:03Speaker 4: all through this month, and they do have shows today,
- 7:06Speaker 4: Tomorrow and Sunday as well, so you can look online.
- 7:09Speaker 4: But it's so much fun.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Number four in Sugarlant a Constellation field, a bunch of
- 7:14Speaker 1: synchronized drones are going to light up for a Harry
- 7:16Speaker 1: Potter themed drone show.
- 7:19Speaker 4: Whoo, it just sounds like cool.
- 7:23Speaker 1: It's Friday and Saturday night and Sugarlanta Constellation Field show
- 7:26Speaker 1: begins at nine o'clock. Number five Caitlin.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Man talk about a Houston celebration. DJ Screw's legacy is
- 7:33Speaker 2: celebrated with a full day of music, cars and good vibes.
- 7:36Speaker 2: On the eighth is that that's Saturday, right, So you
- 7:40Speaker 2: can celebrate the legacy of DJ Screw at the George R.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Brown Convention Center and they are gonna obviously have a
- 7:46Speaker 2: lot of wild festivities going on. So whether you're a
- 7:49Speaker 2: diehard fan or just new to the Houston scene, in
- 7:51Speaker 2: Houston culture, it's a good time to go get yourself
- 7:54Speaker 2: fully immersed in that scene.
- 7:56Speaker 1: So yeah. Finally, Number six, Erica, if you all.
- 7:59Speaker 4: Don't want to pay a ton of money on school supplies,
- 8:02Speaker 4: you could join me. In ninety three, Q it's gonna
- 8:04Speaker 4: be this Saturday tomorrow from eleven to one. I'll be
- 8:07Speaker 4: at Planet Forward in spring free backpack giveaway. And those
- 8:10Speaker 4: backpacks are full, oh by three ring binders, pencils, folders, notebooks, erasers,
- 8:16Speaker 4: rulers like, there's so much stuff. They also have like
- 8:19Speaker 4: snow cones and bounty houses and all kinds of stuff.
- 8:21Speaker 1: For the kids. Is there a Hunts snack pack in
- 8:23Speaker 1: that backpack as well? Because I love a good pudding package.
- 8:27Speaker 4: I'm not seeing that it's also gonna one hundred. It's
- 8:29Speaker 4: gonna be a little hot for putting packs boosticks in there.
- 8:32Speaker 4: That's your thanks.
- 8:33Speaker 1: I can eat some blues, that's your thing. There's your
- 8:35Speaker 1: weekend and six pack. Enjoy responsibly. It's Riggs, Caitlin and Erica.
- 8:38Speaker 1: By the way, tickets to the Pasadena Livestock Show and Rodeo.
- 8:41Speaker 1: We'll got your keyword of text and win coming up
- 8:43Speaker 1: in less than six minutes on ninety three Q, The
- 8:47Speaker 1: Q Morded Show, The.
- 8:48Speaker 4: Q Morning Show with Riggs, Caitlin and ericat present.
- 8:51Speaker 9: It's mo de.
- 8:54Speaker 1: But you get to this side, it's time for jerky
- 9:00Speaker 1: just fast, and I'm so glad that this guy did
- 9:03Speaker 1: this in his relationship because I'm on his sign for
- 9:08Speaker 1: jerk or justified one hundred percent.
- 9:11Speaker 5: Such a rage baiter.
- 9:12Speaker 1: I'm not a rage for bidder because this is something
- 9:14Speaker 1: I would have my wife's sign as well. Go ahead.
- 9:17Speaker 2: First of all, she wouldn't signed it, but anyway, there's
- 9:21Speaker 2: a viral relationship story that people are debating, and we
- 9:24Speaker 2: want to know what you think.
- 9:25Speaker 3: So, Hey, Caitlin, this guy says.
- 9:27Speaker 2: He's been waiting over a decade for Grand Theft Auto
- 9:29Speaker 2: six to finally drop.
- 9:31Speaker 4: So was Riggs.
- 9:31Speaker 3: He pre ordered it. His girlfriend knows it's a big deal.
- 9:34Speaker 2: She's watched him follow every trailer, talk about it NonStop,
- 9:37Speaker 2: the whole thing. Knowing he's going to be obsessed when
- 9:40Speaker 2: it comes out later this year, he made her sign
- 9:42Speaker 2: what he calls a GTA six launch week contract.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Here's the agreement.
- 9:47Speaker 2: From November nineteenth of twenty twenty six through November twenty
- 9:50Speaker 2: ninth of twenty twenty six. I can play Grand Theft
- 9:52Speaker 2: Auto six as much as I want. Walking in front
- 9:54Speaker 2: of the TV or monitor while a mission, cutscene, heist,
- 9:57Speaker 2: or online session is in progress is strictly forbidden and
- 10:01Speaker 2: will result in consequences. Three If I fail a mission,
- 10:04Speaker 2: get wasted, or get busted. Do not say A, It's
- 10:09Speaker 2: just a game. B you can do it later, or
- 10:11Speaker 2: see haven't you been playing long enough?
- 10:13Speaker 3: Four?
- 10:14Speaker 2: All hugs, kisses, conversations Aaron's and can you help me
- 10:16Speaker 2: with this? Really quick request must wait until I have
- 10:18Speaker 2: completely finished my current mission or reached a stapehalse and Five.
- 10:22Speaker 2: If you purchase the game for me or contribute at
- 10:24Speaker 2: least forty dollars towards the game, you may eliminate one
- 10:27Speaker 2: stipulation from rules two through four. Two through four only, Oh,
- 10:34Speaker 2: I guess the other ones wouldn't really apply.
- 10:35Speaker 3: What do you think?
- 10:36Speaker 2: Is this guy a jerk for asking his girlfriend to
- 10:37Speaker 2: sign a contract over a video game? This is a
- 10:40Speaker 2: ten day contract, by the way, if you do the
- 10:41Speaker 2: math on that. Or is he justified because he deserves
- 10:44Speaker 2: a little piece and quiet when the game finally drops?
- 10:47Speaker 1: So justified?
- 10:48Speaker 4: New Ick unlocked, new Ick eric co Gross? Yeah, oh man,
- 10:53Speaker 4: that's so gross. Why for one for ten days?
- 10:56Speaker 5: That's ridiculous.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Ten days. It's a big video game, people are.
- 11:00Speaker 4: Very child is not summertime.
- 11:03Speaker 1: But it's not twenty four hours a day that he's
- 11:05Speaker 1: going to be playing the game, and if it is,
- 11:06Speaker 1: who cares. It's only for ten days, it's not the
- 11:10Speaker 1: end of the world.
- 11:11Speaker 2: I think he's a jerk for obvious reasons. But I
- 11:13Speaker 2: also think this is a very slippery slope because you're going.
- 11:16Speaker 5: To start drafting up some contracts. I got some for you, buddy.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Oh really?
- 11:19Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
- 11:20Speaker 1: Are they as important as the release of Grand Theraft
- 11:21Speaker 1: Autos six to it?
- 11:23Speaker 4: Let me tell you all this stuff you're going to
- 11:25Speaker 4: be doing.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I would be very careful if I was that.
- 11:28Speaker 1: What do you think? Is he a jerk for proposing
- 11:30Speaker 1: this contract? She's signed it, by the way, or.
- 11:33Speaker 4: Yeah, because she's about to leave him. She's like, I
- 11:35Speaker 4: don't care, dude.
- 11:36Speaker 1: She's leaving him on November eighteenth.
- 11:38Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like, I'm out.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Or is he justified because the guy deserves to have
- 11:43Speaker 1: a little piece of quiet while he plays the game?
- 11:44Speaker 1: He does, he really does.
- 11:47Speaker 2: He don't even offer her in a prize at the
- 11:49Speaker 2: end of this. Not that that's I mean, it's a contract,
- 11:52Speaker 2: so you should, but like, she's.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Not a contract benefits one person, the prizes, that the prizes,
- 11:57Speaker 1: that things go back to normal.
- 11:59Speaker 2: Then he's even saying that if she pays him additional
- 12:01Speaker 2: money on top.
- 12:02Speaker 3: Of all these requests.
- 12:03Speaker 4: You guys, he.
- 12:05Speaker 2: Could have at least put number six on here, like
- 12:07Speaker 2: if you abide by all of these requests on November thirtieth,
- 12:12Speaker 2: he didn't, though, I will take you to dinner or something.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Seven three seven oh zero ninety two nine. Is he
- 12:18Speaker 1: a jerk?
- 12:18Speaker 3: He's a jerk?
- 12:19Speaker 1: Is he justified? It's only ten days? You guys are
- 12:25Speaker 1: rage baiting me. I love it. It's Jerker justified next
- 12:29Speaker 1: to ninety three Q. What do you think ninety three Q?
- 12:32Speaker 1: Houston's country leader Jerker justified. This morning, there's a gentleman
- 12:37Speaker 1: who has drawn up a contract with his girlfriend about
- 12:39Speaker 1: the upcoming Grand Theft Auto six game this November, which
- 12:43Speaker 1: I think is a brilliant idea to draw some boundaries
- 12:46Speaker 1: and be able to play a video game that is
- 12:48Speaker 1: going to consume his life for a while. But he's
- 12:50Speaker 1: just going to limit to ten days.
- 12:52Speaker 4: Right, Wow, he's so giving.
- 12:55Speaker 1: He's only asking for ten days. It's not that.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Long, But only asking for one and signing a contract
- 13:02Speaker 2: is wrong.
- 13:02Speaker 1: It feels like a bit much for you. That's why
- 13:04Speaker 1: you think.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Sign a contract?
- 13:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't Espec's anything wrong with.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Him asking, Honey, this game's come in. I'd really like
- 13:12Speaker 2: to have some time where I can play it and
- 13:14Speaker 2: enjoy it.
- 13:15Speaker 4: Actually be okay with that?
- 13:16Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 13:16Speaker 4: Fine, that's the whole contract and all the rules in there.
- 13:19Speaker 4: They're just so gross.
- 13:20Speaker 1: So what do you think about this? Aaron?
- 13:21Speaker 9: He is a very immature You need to grow up
- 13:25Speaker 9: the video game? Thank you your girlfriend. You I'm a
- 13:29Speaker 9: husband and a father of two.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Grow up, get a hobby that that is his hobby
- 13:37Speaker 1: though it's his stake. He likes to play video games.
- 13:41Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?
- 13:42Speaker 5: And let me ask you this is she supposed to be.
- 13:47Speaker 1: It is an adult hobby.
- 13:48Speaker 4: It includes I feel like he's like, boh, where's the
- 13:50Speaker 4: medi loaf?
- 13:51Speaker 1: I know?
- 13:52Speaker 2: And is she supposed to be attracted to him at
- 13:55Speaker 2: any point during this ten day period? You know what
- 13:56Speaker 2: I'm getting out here that I can't really say on
- 13:58Speaker 2: the air, like is she supposed to be doing and
- 14:00Speaker 2: other things during this ten day period?
- 14:01Speaker 4: Because she's not. You know what's not attracted? A man
- 14:04Speaker 4: sitting there with headphones on his head playing a video game.
- 14:06Speaker 1: It's not days.
- 14:08Speaker 9: Really don't take.
- 14:10Speaker 8: I feel like you can smell what this guy's living
- 14:12Speaker 8: room smelled by by hearing the contract.
- 14:15Speaker 1: Oh this guy, yes, well for ten days, it's gonna
- 14:17Speaker 1: smell terrible for ten days. As will that throw up there?
- 14:21Speaker 9: Like have an adult hobby, Go buy a boat and
- 14:25Speaker 9: go spend time with your wife on the lake.
- 14:26Speaker 4: That's weird, golfing or something.
- 14:29Speaker 1: So you think he's a jerk, he's an immature jerk.
- 14:32Speaker 8: And if that's the president for any other contract based
- 14:35Speaker 8: stipulation in a relationship.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well, thank you for calling this morning.
- 14:38Speaker 1: We appreciate you listening. We'll speak with you again tomorrow.
- 14:41Speaker 9: Man right, thank you.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Good morning ninety three. Q. Who's this Brandon? Good morning?
- 14:47Speaker 9: Good morning?
- 14:47Speaker 1: Is he a jerk or is he justified? Uh?
- 14:50Speaker 9: Justified?
- 14:50Speaker 6: Bye?
- 14:51Speaker 3: Why the girls interested?
- 14:54Speaker 8: People have a bunch of different hobbies and things like
- 14:58Speaker 8: if a guy was gonna.
- 14:59Speaker 9: Go fishing for days and he told his wife.
- 15:02Speaker 8: I'm gone, you know, he would be gone and she
- 15:03Speaker 8: wouldn't give a contact. But this is a hobby where
- 15:06Speaker 8: he's at home, right, Yeah, so maybe this is his
- 15:09Speaker 8: time to.
- 15:10Speaker 9: Do what he wants to do.
- 15:11Speaker 8: It's it's not fair that he doesn't get to do
- 15:13Speaker 8: it because it's at home.
- 15:14Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying, but.
- 15:15Speaker 4: I feel like fishing or hunting. You're bringing home food
- 15:18Speaker 4: that's so cave man sexy, like you're gonna be.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Able to make money theft Auto six.
- 15:22Speaker 3: You'll be talking to me right now.
- 15:24Speaker 4: I'm playing games.
- 15:24Speaker 7: Ew that could just.
- 15:26Speaker 9: Have a problem with guys playing video games.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my husband does it on Monday nights. That's
- 15:32Speaker 2: like his game night, you know.
- 15:33Speaker 8: But I do agree. I do agree with Caitlin, though
- 15:36Speaker 8: I think this is a slippery slope for the future. Yeah,
- 15:41Speaker 8: but I understand where he's coming from, where wanting his time,
- 15:44Speaker 8: where it's a hobby he can't get away.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Okay, so you say he's justified because he deserves his
- 15:48Speaker 1: time for his game. That's his hobby. Sure, cool, Thank
- 15:51Speaker 1: you for calling up this morning. Talk to you tomorrow.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Good morning ninety three. Q. Who's this Chyenne? Good morning?
- 15:57Speaker 6: Good morning?
- 15:58Speaker 3: Jerk or justified?
- 16:00Speaker 1: I am?
- 16:00Speaker 4: What do you think you know?
- 16:01Speaker 6: I'm gonna go fuld your It's ten whole days and
- 16:05Speaker 6: it's over the Thanksgiving holidays.
- 16:07Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't even't think about it about that. You just,
- 16:11Speaker 5: oh my gosh, you just included a whole new level.
- 16:13Speaker 3: Of boy rage.
- 16:15Speaker 1: I didn't think about that either.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Now I'm already going to.
- 16:17Speaker 5: Be cooking and cleaning and doing all the things.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Not necessarily know, you're just assuming that she's going to
- 16:23Speaker 1: be doing all this stuff. What if they don't do that,
- 16:25Speaker 1: What if they don't celebrate Thanksgiving like that? What if
- 16:27Speaker 1: somebody else is going to be cooking. That's not fair
- 16:29Speaker 1: to make that assumption. Come on, now, come on now,
- 16:32Speaker 1: he's like, seriously.
- 16:36Speaker 2: I want the guy to have his time, then just
- 16:38Speaker 2: ask for his ask for your time.
- 16:40Speaker 1: That's what you're doing.
- 16:41Speaker 2: A relationship where you have to draft a contract with
- 16:44Speaker 2: your significant other, you guys have some issues.
- 16:46Speaker 1: That's what he's doing.
- 16:47Speaker 4: You should have just.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Said to your wife, Hey, the game's coming in. I'd
- 16:51Speaker 2: like a few days where I can really walk into
- 16:54Speaker 2: this game, because when you say that, she should be like, okay, cool,
- 16:57Speaker 2: But that it.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Happens like this, Oh, it's just a game. You do that, like,
- 17:00Speaker 1: can't you just pause it?
- 17:01Speaker 9: No?
- 17:01Speaker 1: I can't just pause it. I'm in the middle of
- 17:03Speaker 1: a mission right now.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Very fine, man.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Why you got to ride that in a dang condra
- 17:07Speaker 4: is so embarrassed.
- 17:08Speaker 2: That's that's fine. I'm gonna hit you with the contract
- 17:11Speaker 2: for my stuff too. Ready, I'm drafting it up right now.
- 17:15Speaker 1: That's not fair. No, no, no, that's not fair because I
- 17:17Speaker 1: will know what's going to be in that contract exactly. No,
- 17:19Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like it. So you say he's being
- 17:22Speaker 1: a jerk.
- 17:24Speaker 5: I do it?
- 17:28Speaker 1: Is that like listening to your parents argue? Was it
- 17:30Speaker 1: really awkward?
- 17:32Speaker 4: A little bit?
- 17:32Speaker 1: But thank you for calling this morning. We really got
- 17:37Speaker 1: into it, it didn't we.
- 17:38Speaker 2: I just think couples make things so complicated for themselves,
- 17:41Speaker 2: Like I think you could have made this request to
- 17:44Speaker 2: your significant other and she probably would have said, okay,
- 17:46Speaker 2: I get it.
- 17:46Speaker 1: And if you look in the story, it was very
- 17:48Speaker 1: much done in jest the guy with his girlfriend. But
- 17:50Speaker 1: still it poses the question that has some discussions about
- 17:54Speaker 1: this up. Frett. You don't need a contract, I guess,
- 17:56Speaker 1: but respect each other's boundaries. Like if you wanted to
- 17:58Speaker 1: do something cool it.
- 17:59Speaker 4: Was mark hobby and he's like, you know what, I
- 18:00Speaker 4: want to take a couple of days just focus on,
- 18:02Speaker 4: I'd be like, yeah, you're hear a thing.
- 18:03Speaker 1: And likewise, for you guys, if it was one of
- 18:04Speaker 1: your hobbies, I'd be like, you know what, go and
- 18:06Speaker 1: watch the Taylor swift eras tour for three days.
- 18:09Speaker 4: Why would that be our hobby?
- 18:11Speaker 9: Not?
- 18:11Speaker 1: I'm not saying I know. I'm saying I know guys
- 18:14Speaker 1: that have women that that is their hobbies. And you
- 18:18Speaker 1: can go argue about this at our Facebook page. Ninety
- 18:20Speaker 1: three Q Houston Stark had justified with Riggs, Kaitlin and Eric.
- 18:23Speaker 5: Bo and Janelle went out on a first date.
- 18:26Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm already laughing all because both said he's
- 18:29Speaker 2: not hearing back from Janelle, and he assumes that she
- 18:32Speaker 2: is busier than a moth and a mitten.
- 18:34Speaker 1: A moth and a mission.
- 18:36Speaker 2: First time we've heard that one, But it does sound
- 18:38Speaker 2: like a busy activity, a moth trying to get out
- 18:40Speaker 2: of a mitten. Is that why she's not calling him back.
- 18:42Speaker 2: We're going to find out right now with second date update.
- 18:46Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, is this Janelle?
- 18:49Speaker 1: Yes?
- 18:49Speaker 6: Can I ask? He's calling you?
- 18:50Speaker 4: Sure?
- 18:51Speaker 9: Can?
- 18:51Speaker 4: My name is Erica. I have Riggs and Caitlin here
- 18:53Speaker 4: with me, and we're from a morning show here in Houston.
- 18:56Speaker 4: It's called Q Morning Show on I three Q. You
- 18:59Speaker 4: heard of us.
- 18:59Speaker 6: Hey, Hi, I'm a little confused.
- 19:02Speaker 1: Can I help you here? Like basically we're reaching out
- 19:05Speaker 1: because a friend of ours wants to go on a
- 19:07Speaker 1: date with you. Very simple.
- 19:08Speaker 6: Uh, so you just randomly call people to ask people
- 19:11Speaker 6: out on a date.
- 19:12Speaker 1: So then i'm kind of because, I mean, you've already
- 19:15Speaker 1: gone out with this person before, So we don't just
- 19:16Speaker 1: call strangers that haven't met before. We're not in that business.
- 19:19Speaker 1: It's called second date update. So we're helping somebody get
- 19:21Speaker 1: a second date where they may not have gotten a
- 19:23Speaker 1: shot and or maybe something went wrong on the first date.
- 19:26Speaker 6: Oh okay, and who were you calling about?
- 19:29Speaker 2: Well, we're calling you about a guy named bo. I
- 19:32Speaker 2: would assume that's who you recently went out with. Do
- 19:34Speaker 2: you remember bo? I?
- 19:36Speaker 6: Remember my David Bow? How could I not?
- 19:38Speaker 4: So the date was memorable at least right if you
- 19:40Speaker 4: remember him. But he says he hasn't heard from you.
- 19:43Speaker 4: He did let us know that he's not your typical type.
- 19:46Speaker 4: So is that what happened? He just wasn't what you
- 19:48Speaker 4: were looking for?
- 19:49Speaker 6: H Yeah, his type was definitely new for me. The
- 19:51Speaker 6: first time I ever swiped on someone who was holding
- 19:54Speaker 6: up a station in his picture. But he was handsome,
- 19:57Speaker 6: and I figured, just what the heck? I live in Texas? Now?
- 19:59Speaker 5: Why not Yeah, everybody's got a fish picture here.
- 20:03Speaker 6: Women.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Did something go wrong for him to not going to
- 20:07Speaker 1: call back from you after the date?
- 20:09Speaker 6: Listen? I am all for trying new things. I tried it.
- 20:13Speaker 6: It was an experience, but I'm not quite sure if
- 20:16Speaker 6: it's for me.
- 20:17Speaker 2: So what exactly was it about bo that gave off
- 20:19Speaker 2: this side to you that you weren't really used to
- 20:22Speaker 2: being a city girl.
- 20:24Speaker 6: Let me tell you, guys. We went to grobbed some
- 20:26Speaker 6: food at a restaurant on the water, which was nice.
- 20:29Speaker 6: He got there before me. He saw me walk in,
- 20:31Speaker 6: got up to give me a hug. And let me
- 20:33Speaker 6: tell you what this man was wearing. You know, typical
- 20:38Speaker 6: outdoorsy stuff, A trucker type hat, like one of those
- 20:41Speaker 6: fishing shirts, shorts, and flip flops that were like actual fish,
- 20:45Speaker 6: like fish swap fish flop.
- 20:49Speaker 1: I love those.
- 20:50Speaker 4: I have really seen those things at academy, but I
- 20:53Speaker 4: was like, who would actually wear these?
- 20:55Speaker 5: I saw a guy new Bronzewell was wearing a pair
- 20:57Speaker 5: while he was floating the river.
- 21:00Speaker 4: Fish like you put your feet in.
- 21:01Speaker 1: That's where that belonged, though on when you're floating on
- 21:03Speaker 1: a river.
- 21:04Speaker 6: I don't know where he got him. But that's that's
- 21:07Speaker 6: one hundred percent what they were. So I was sitting
- 21:09Speaker 6: there having dinner with a man wearing fish on his feet,
- 21:12Speaker 6: and I couldn't help a laugh in my head at
- 21:14Speaker 6: my situation because like, how did I end up here?
- 21:18Speaker 6: Wait a minute, so wait, did I have misread the
- 21:21Speaker 6: whole situation?
- 21:21Speaker 9: You will laughing at me, not not with me?
- 21:24Speaker 6: A dinnis both.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bo he's he's been listening on the other line.
- 21:27Speaker 1: That's how second date up day works, ufol.
- 21:31Speaker 6: We were having a good time laughing together. I was
- 21:33Speaker 6: just wearing my lucky fish flufs.
- 21:34Speaker 9: You know, I caught out the biggest fish in my.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Loss and wearing them.
- 21:37Speaker 6: So you know, now it's kind of like a superstitious thing.
- 21:41Speaker 6: I figured going on a date maybe day would help me.
- 21:43Speaker 1: You know, real you in too likes pun?
- 21:49Speaker 6: Uh see you really do? Did? You did make me
- 21:52Speaker 6: laugh on our data together. You you got a great personality,
- 21:56Speaker 6: You're funny. But in the end, I think we're just
- 21:59Speaker 6: a little too different. Our interests are too far apart,
- 22:02Speaker 6: and like we ever started seriously dating, those fish flots
- 22:06Speaker 6: would be going into the trash never to be seen again.
- 22:08Speaker 6: Oh I had to break it to you, but you're
- 22:11Speaker 6: too sandwiches short of a picnique.
- 22:12Speaker 7: If you're thinking I'll be getting.
- 22:13Speaker 9: Rid of my luck.
- 22:16Speaker 6: So many of these, I have no idea what that means.
- 22:20Speaker 6: But again I really have I did have fun, it
- 22:24Speaker 6: just wasn't for me, and I wish he's the best
- 22:26Speaker 6: in the future.
- 22:29Speaker 1: She hung up on you man, hung up And to
- 22:32Speaker 1: think I almost offered some of my pocket on day two.
- 22:35Speaker 2: Oh pocket j J Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 22:39Speaker 9: You know I always carry jerking my shirt.
- 22:41Speaker 6: You know, snack anywhere.
- 22:43Speaker 4: You don't put it in a bag ohlint. Unfortunately, Bo,
- 22:49Speaker 4: you did not get a second date that you were
- 22:51Speaker 4: hoping for, but at least you got an explanation.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, Well you know you got some new
- 22:56Speaker 1: friends because I want to hang out with you.
- 22:57Speaker 3: Bo, me too.
- 23:01Speaker 9: I love to hang out with you guys.
- 23:02Speaker 1: No pocket jerky for you, Erica, it's the land, you know,
- 23:06Speaker 1: it really does it for me.
- 23:07Speaker 6: You're not loose laundry.
- 23:09Speaker 1: I do laundry, okay.
- 23:10Speaker 4: Fair enough, tie jerky all right then?
- 23:15Speaker 9: Fine?
- 23:15Speaker 1: Pop culture questions, you get zero clues win money from
- 23:24Speaker 1: the bank account. It's Caitlin can't lose Houston Federal Croda Junior.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Caitlin can't lose. Yeah, let's go, Donna, Welcome to the show.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Good morning, Donna. Hi, how are you feeling, Donna? I
- 23:43Speaker 1: don't know.
- 23:45Speaker 6: I mean I try to answer that when it's going on.
- 23:51Speaker 9: But you know how that goes.
- 23:52Speaker 1: See how we'll see how it goes this morning, Donna.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Maybe your luck will be on your side. Who knows.
- 23:57Speaker 7: I don't hope. So I think it's great that I reached.
- 23:59Speaker 1: You get more questions right than Caitlyn should give you
- 24:02Speaker 1: a thousand bucks. Sound good?
- 24:04Speaker 6: Okay, sounds great?
- 24:05Speaker 1: All right, Caitlyn, please step outside, Donna.
- 24:11Speaker 4: Donna, Oh, she knows that song. She knows it.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Donna knows it. Here we go, five questions, Donna. If
- 24:19Speaker 1: you don't know what answer to one of these, just
- 24:20Speaker 1: make something up or you can say pass. That's okay too,
- 24:23Speaker 1: all right, okay. Question number one. This famous biker won
- 24:27Speaker 1: the Tour de France a record seven times in a row,
- 24:30Speaker 1: and then had those titles stripped from him after he
- 24:32Speaker 1: was found out to be dope. What's his name?
- 24:35Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I can see his face.
- 24:40Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to pass.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Question number two Today is also National Purple Heart day.
- 24:45Speaker 1: When is this medal given to a soldier.
- 24:50Speaker 7: Was injured in war?
- 24:51Speaker 2: Okay?
- 24:52Speaker 1: Question number three? What does the T in TSA stand for?
- 24:59Speaker 7: Oh, that's the that is the thing at the airport TSA.
- 25:06Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I have a TSA certificate.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Your TSA breed didn't know what the DS dance for?
- 25:13Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, terminal, I don't know.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Okay. Question number four? What's the primary ingredient in nok?
- 25:19Speaker 9: And what nok nok bananas?
- 25:24Speaker 1: Question number five? Nolan Ryan pitched an incredible and still
- 25:28Speaker 1: records seven no hitters. Name one of the four teams
- 25:31Speaker 1: that he pitched for in the MLB uh Rangers. Okay,
- 25:36Speaker 1: we'll bring Kaitlin back yet, come back, welcome back? What
- 25:43Speaker 1: did you say?
- 25:44Speaker 5: My favorite thing is happening in.
- 25:45Speaker 4: The breaker right now?
- 25:45Speaker 1: What's happening in the breakroom right now?
- 25:47Speaker 5: There's a man and he's got possums with him. You
- 25:49Speaker 5: know how much I love possum discuss.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Oh, my Erica, they're actually.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Very clean marsupials.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're so and they go, well, they're playing
- 25:59Speaker 2: dead right now, so it looks like they're all dead,
- 26:02Speaker 2: but they he assured me that they are alive.
- 26:04Speaker 1: I'm going to stay in here until those are gone.
- 26:06Speaker 1: I'm terrified of.
- 26:06Speaker 3: Me either one of you.
- 26:08Speaker 1: They're scared. No, they're terrifying looking the teeth. No, No, thanks,
- 26:13Speaker 1: more for you, same questions do you Caitlin?
- 26:15Speaker 4: You're ready?
- 26:16Speaker 3: I'm ready.
- 26:17Speaker 1: John, You're pretty all right. We'll see how you do.
- 26:19Speaker 1: Question number one. This famous biker or cyclist won the
- 26:22Speaker 1: Tour de France a record seven times in a row
- 26:25Speaker 1: and then had those titles stripped because he was doping.
- 26:27Speaker 1: What's his name, Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong.
- 26:30Speaker 3: He's also only got one really cool bike.
- 26:34Speaker 9: Oh.
- 26:34Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say he only has
- 26:36Speaker 1: one reason to steal bike.
- 26:38Speaker 3: Ah.
- 26:39Speaker 1: Question number two today is National Purple Heart Day. When
- 26:43Speaker 1: is this metal given to a.
- 26:44Speaker 5: Soldier when they're injured in combat?
- 26:46Speaker 1: Yeah, killed or wounded in combat. It's correct. You can
- 26:49Speaker 1: get more than one purple heart.
- 26:51Speaker 5: No, I did not know that, it's true. I guess
- 26:53Speaker 5: there's multiple instances, right.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Question number three, what does the T and T s
- 26:58Speaker 1: A stand for?
- 27:00Speaker 5: Uh?
- 27:01Speaker 3: Terrorism?
- 27:04Speaker 1: No, both of you failed. It's transportation Transportation Security Administration.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Hey, okay, does terrorism Security Administration sound that far off?
- 27:14Speaker 1: I guess so?
- 27:15Speaker 4: I know that like the plane is transportation, but I
- 27:17Speaker 4: don't really see it.
- 27:18Speaker 5: Yeah, same, thank you.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Question number four, what's the primary ingredient in Noki potato?
- 27:23Speaker 1: Potato is correct? Question that she said banana?
- 27:27Speaker 3: Banana interesting, could.
- 27:30Speaker 1: Be delicious, make Nokia dessert. Question number five, Nolan Ran
- 27:33Speaker 1: pitched an incredible and still record seven no hitters. Named
- 27:36Speaker 1: one of the four teams that he pitched.
- 27:38Speaker 5: For Astros Astro the Rangers.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Rangers is what she said. We also would have accepted
- 27:42Speaker 1: the New York Mets or the Anaheim Angels.
- 27:45Speaker 5: Oh, that's Righty to play for the Angels.
- 27:47Speaker 1: That is a final score over there.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Erica is Donna to Caitlin four.
- 27:54Speaker 5: It was even.
- 27:55Speaker 1: It was better than getting zero, Donna. We've had people
- 27:58Speaker 1: getting zero Goose.
- 28:00Speaker 9: I was afraid of that.
- 28:01Speaker 4: Donna. We're not gonna let you walk away empty handed.
- 28:03Speaker 4: We will see you at Little Big Town at Hobby
- 28:06Speaker 4: Center on October thirtieth.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Oh's and you did win one thousand dollars from Caitlin.
- 28:10Speaker 1: You gotta tell everybody why.
- 28:12Speaker 9: Because Caitlin cannot lose no ever.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Thank you, Donah.
- 28:15Speaker 3: Would you like me to sing to you on the
- 28:17Speaker 3: way out?
- 28:18Speaker 7: Oh? Yes, that would be great.
- 28:21Speaker 6: Come on, Donna.
- 28:22Speaker 1: If you want to get signed up to play, Oh,
- 28:25Speaker 1: get sign up to play. Caitlyn can't lose. At Q
- 28:27Speaker 1: morningshow dot com. We play every morning at this time
- 28:30Speaker 1: on ninety three Q, you might get serenaded by Caitlin.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Thank you, Donna.
- 28:33Speaker 7: Thanks, it's great talking to you.
- 28:35Speaker 1: You're a great American Donna. We love you. Thank you
- 28:36Speaker 1: for listening. Bye bye, Houston's Country Later ninety three Q,
- 28:39Speaker 1: Good morning. It's rigs Caitlin and Erica. Erica. Caitlyn gets
- 28:44Speaker 1: so cocky when she gets that.
- 28:45Speaker 4: Goat trophy, and that's you a different person.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Two weeks in a row, she's had it now I will.
- 28:49Speaker 2: It's because I never get it in my hands, and
- 28:51Speaker 2: now that it's here, you have to pry it out
- 28:53Speaker 2: of my cold dead fingers.
- 28:54Speaker 4: She said, I can't call her Kaitlyn anymore. I gotta
- 28:56Speaker 4: call her Dad. Joke Winter, Kaitlyn.
- 28:57Speaker 1: You know she tried to put it on a chain
- 28:58Speaker 1: the other day, like wear it around her neck.
- 29:00Speaker 2: And you guys don't act that way when you have it.
- 29:03Speaker 2: Erica doesn't even let us look at it when she
- 29:05Speaker 2: has it. She locks it away in our life box
- 29:07Speaker 2: so much.
- 29:07Speaker 1: It's just like I never even get it. Come on now,
- 29:10Speaker 1: maybe today's maybe a blind squirrel will find a nut
- 29:13Speaker 1: to day.
- 29:14Speaker 3: Take it easy on you.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Dad Joke Friday is coming up next. But we should judge,
- 29:18Speaker 1: we do. Yes, it's seven three three seven oh zero
- 29:21Speaker 1: ninety two nine. You do have to be a parent,
- 29:22Speaker 1: at least have a child.
- 29:24Speaker 3: You don't have to be dad.
- 29:25Speaker 5: You can't be a mom, but you need to be
- 29:27Speaker 5: a parent.
- 29:27Speaker 1: You can't. And on the way next for.
- 29:30Speaker 4: Dad Joke Friday.
- 29:32Speaker 3: Oh, bad joke Friday.
- 29:33Speaker 4: What'd you drop?
- 29:34Speaker 7: Oh?
- 29:34Speaker 4: Now, my headphone is hard.
- 29:37Speaker 1: It's coming up next with Riggs, Caitlin and Erica. It's
- 29:40Speaker 1: Houston's Country Later ninety three Q Riggs, Caitlyn, and Erica.
- 29:43Speaker 1: Welcome to dad Joke Friday. Bad Joke Friday. They're dad
- 29:49Speaker 1: jokes and they are bad jokes. And welcome to the show.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Ashley C. Good morning, Good morning, Ashley. You're a mom, right,
- 29:57Speaker 1: I am my son.
- 29:58Speaker 6: Actually met you guys at Waterburger for that meet up. Yeah.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Yeah, was there our five hundredth show or was that
- 30:03Speaker 1: our one hundredth show?
- 30:04Speaker 5: Five hundredth that was five hundred Yeah.
- 30:06Speaker 1: Yeah, we we're old man, we're old all Right here
- 30:10Speaker 1: we go where he's gonna tell a dad joke. Erica
- 30:12Speaker 1: is the current reigning championshow so she gets to go first? Erica?
- 30:16Speaker 1: You have before?
- 30:17Speaker 4: Okay, what did the pooh say to the fart? What?
- 30:22Speaker 6: What?
- 30:23Speaker 4: You blew me away?
- 30:25Speaker 1: Okay? Going with poop jokes out of the gate, right gate, Caitlin.
- 30:29Speaker 2: William Shatner's new line of women's lingerie hasn't really been
- 30:33Speaker 2: doing well. To be fair, he probably should have come
- 30:37Speaker 2: up with a better name than Shatner panties.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Oh oh, man, I don't have a poop joke.
- 30:43Speaker 4: You really messed up here, buddy.
- 30:46Speaker 1: But I did have an officer at my door last
- 30:48Speaker 1: night saying that he was looking for a guy with
- 30:50Speaker 1: one eye, and I was like, you'd find him a
- 30:52Speaker 1: lot better if you used both of your eyes.
- 30:54Speaker 4: That's such a dad joke.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Who gets the point, Ashley?
- 30:57Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't a good joke, but it was a joke.
- 31:02Speaker 3: Yeah, wed her panties. You know why?
- 31:05Speaker 4: Because we use poop jokes on a woman, they don't
- 31:07Speaker 4: work as well.
- 31:10Speaker 6: But took it.
- 31:12Speaker 4: If she was a man, we would have won that one.
- 31:13Speaker 3: Okay, All right, okay, there's another round everybody, and it's okay,
- 31:16Speaker 3: it's okay.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Go ahead, Erica, go ahead.
- 31:18Speaker 4: What did the elephant say to the naked man? How
- 31:21Speaker 4: do you breathe through that thing?
- 31:23Speaker 5: Good one?
- 31:25Speaker 1: I don't believe you went there, babes.
- 31:29Speaker 3: Where does sheep go to drink in Boston?
- 31:32Speaker 5: The bar?
- 31:35Speaker 4: I love it, a good one, the bar.
- 31:40Speaker 1: Why can't NASA put a duck in space?
- 31:43Speaker 5: Why?
- 31:43Speaker 9: Why?
- 31:44Speaker 1: Because the bill would be astronomical joke. That's dad joke Friday.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Of course one?
- 31:53Speaker 4: Okay, good, I'm out because I did not have a
- 31:55Speaker 4: third one.
- 31:55Speaker 1: She never has a third I never.
- 31:57Speaker 4: Had a third joke.
- 31:57Speaker 1: Never, never to have a third joke.
- 32:01Speaker 5: I do have one. I got a couple side? Which
- 32:03Speaker 5: one I want to go with?
- 32:04Speaker 1: Fair?
- 32:06Speaker 4: All right?
- 32:07Speaker 2: What did the pirates say when he was asked about
- 32:09Speaker 2: the steering wheel in his pants?
- 32:11Speaker 3: What are it's driving me nuts?
- 32:16Speaker 4: Her faces make the whole joke.
- 32:18Speaker 1: I'm so glad she took she took her own twist
- 32:20Speaker 1: on that. What's a What sound does a porcupine make
- 32:24Speaker 1: when they kiss? What? Ouch?
- 32:29Speaker 9: Oh?
- 32:29Speaker 7: Okay, kay, lend me that that one.
- 32:33Speaker 3: So long since I've won, Dad joke Friday.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Than he's hand the goat trophy to Caitlin did Caitlyne,
- 32:40Speaker 1: would you like to thank anybody this morning?
- 32:42Speaker 3: I'd like to thank Ashley. What do you mean?
- 32:44Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you so much, Ashley, thank you for
- 32:47Speaker 1: Do you have a dad joke you'd like to tell us?
- 32:49Speaker 1: Do you have any in your quiver?
- 32:52Speaker 7: Not that I can think of the top of you
- 32:54Speaker 7: appreciate a good dad joke?
- 32:56Speaker 1: Yes? Absolutely? Do you want to give your kids a
- 32:57Speaker 1: shout out?
- 32:59Speaker 9: Hey?
- 32:59Speaker 4: DJ Morgan, I hope you get every day.
- 33:00Speaker 1: There you go, Ashley Q. Thank you so much for
- 33:03Speaker 1: being our judge this morning for dead.
- 33:05Speaker 3: Joke Friday, bad joke Friday.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Congratulations Caitlin, you got the go trophy this week.
- 33:12Speaker 3: Guys.
- 33:12Speaker 4: Good job Calen.
- 33:13Speaker 2: All right, time for another second date update, and this
- 33:16Speaker 2: time we've got Ryan on the line with us, who
- 33:18Speaker 2: said he went out on a great date with Chelsea,
- 33:20Speaker 2: actually said it was incredible. Everything went right until suddenly,
- 33:23Speaker 2: you know, it didn't. That's why he's calling us.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Ryan.
- 33:26Speaker 5: What's going on?
- 33:26Speaker 9: Hey man, Hey guys, I mean honestly, I'm stumped. I
- 33:31Speaker 9: can't figure it out, so I need your help.
- 33:32Speaker 1: All right.
- 33:34Speaker 9: So I met I met this woman Chelsea through through
- 33:38Speaker 9: a bunch of friends and not an app, which was
- 33:40Speaker 9: awesome and honestly kind of refreshing. Old school yeah, right,
- 33:44Speaker 9: the old fashioned way. You know. We we set up
- 33:47Speaker 9: a nice little date. We went for a walk, we
- 33:50Speaker 9: head up some food trucks for tacos, you know, just
- 33:52Speaker 9: totally low key and she was all about it, which
- 33:55Speaker 9: is great, total chemistry. Uh. And afterward I got my
- 33:59Speaker 9: shot and invited her back to my place for drinks.
- 34:02Speaker 9: You know, nothing weird. I just wanted some like right,
- 34:06Speaker 9: I mean right, I mean everything sounded just alone time. Yeah,
- 34:09Speaker 9: so the plan was just like wine and music, she said, yes. So,
- 34:12Speaker 9: you know, I just thought everything was going well, which
- 34:14Speaker 9: is why I don't. I don't get it.
- 34:16Speaker 5: Okay, what happened after that?
- 34:17Speaker 1: Sounds like it's going well, so well so far.
- 34:19Speaker 9: Yeah, so I thought the same thing.
- 34:21Speaker 7: Right.
- 34:22Speaker 9: So she was only in my place for like maybe
- 34:24Speaker 9: like ten minutes. She was just kind of looking around.
- 34:27Speaker 9: She seemed really distracted, and then suddenly she like looks
- 34:31Speaker 9: at her phone and says that she got a text
- 34:33Speaker 9: from her friend who had a tire blowout on ten
- 34:36Speaker 9: and that she had to go help.
- 34:38Speaker 4: Oh that's a lastic emergency exit move, ye.
- 34:42Speaker 9: Right, right, And I thought it felt a little made
- 34:45Speaker 9: up at the time, and so I offered to kind
- 34:48Speaker 9: of call an uber for her friend, but in case
- 34:50Speaker 9: it was real, I I don't want her in that situation.
- 34:52Speaker 9: She said no, and then she just left. I've texted
- 34:58Speaker 9: her since and nothing.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Do you think of anything? Like the date? Day went well?
- 35:02Speaker 1: Everything was well. You just you can't think of anything
- 35:03Speaker 1: you went that went wrong anything.
- 35:05Speaker 9: No, I cannot think of anything that went wrong at all,
- 35:08Speaker 9: Like I legitimately think the date was amazing, Like I
- 35:12Speaker 9: just I don't know what happened.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Well, we'll get her on the phone and find out
- 35:15Speaker 1: what happened. Ryan, sound good?
- 35:16Speaker 9: Yeah'd be fantastic.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Thanks, We'll get Chelsea on the phone. Coming up next
- 35:20Speaker 1: on ninety three Q Second Date Updates. So Ryan met
- 35:23Speaker 1: Chelsea the old fashioned way through a group of friends.
- 35:26Speaker 1: That's refreshing, right, Yeah, that never happens. It went out
- 35:29Speaker 1: for some taco trucks, went back to his place, and
- 35:33Speaker 1: she ended up leaving because her friend had a flat tire.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Sounds very made up. What the heck happened? We're gonna
- 35:38Speaker 1: find out right now with ninety three Q second Date Updates.
- 35:42Speaker 2: Hello, Hi Chelsea, good morning. This is Riggs, Caitlin and
- 35:46Speaker 2: Erica from ninety three Q Morning or Morning Show. I
- 35:48Speaker 2: know we're kind of coming at you hot.
- 35:50Speaker 7: Hi, but uh, good morning.
- 35:52Speaker 3: Morning, good morning.
- 35:54Speaker 2: We have a segment called second Date Update, where when
- 35:56Speaker 2: you went out with someone and they didn't hear back
- 35:58Speaker 2: from you.
- 35:59Speaker 5: They call us to try and figure out why.
- 36:01Speaker 7: Yeah, uh, okay, I think I already know who this
- 36:07Speaker 7: is about.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Would it be Ryan? Maybe?
- 36:09Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 36:10Speaker 4: Yes, Ryan?
- 36:11Speaker 1: Yeah, you said your dinner was great, but then you
- 36:12Speaker 1: went back to his place and you bail with the
- 36:14Speaker 1: flat tire.
- 36:15Speaker 4: Excuse old check in the book.
- 36:17Speaker 7: Yeah that was aay. I panicked, and look, Ryan's a
- 36:22Speaker 7: nice guy, He's sweet, and dinner was awesome. I was
- 36:25Speaker 7: totally into it until I walked into his apartment.
- 36:29Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, was it weird? What happened?
- 36:31Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 36:31Speaker 7: I don't even know how to say this. He has
- 36:33Speaker 7: a house full of like even I think I'm making
- 36:36Speaker 7: it up. It's it's just bizarre.
- 36:38Speaker 1: Like what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
- 36:40Speaker 1: We'd think of it like the one two three? First thing?
- 36:43Speaker 1: Do you think I've go.
- 36:45Speaker 7: Whimsical taxidermy?
- 36:48Speaker 4: Wh whimsical?
- 36:51Speaker 1: Okay?
- 36:52Speaker 4: Ah, like taxidermy.
- 36:57Speaker 7: It's like really it's real taxi jermy, but like goofy,
- 37:01Speaker 7: like a stuffed raccoon wearing a cowboy hat, playing a
- 37:05Speaker 7: ban joe, and like I remember there was a squirrel
- 37:08Speaker 7: on skiz I think, and I forget what other animal
- 37:12Speaker 7: was in a karate uniform. Like everywhere it was like
- 37:15Speaker 7: every kind of animal in costumes.
- 37:18Speaker 5: So yeah, it's kind of awesome.
- 37:20Speaker 3: This is a theme in his whole house.
- 37:22Speaker 7: Oh right, And there's also a beaver that was dressed
- 37:25Speaker 7: up as a viking in the hallway and I was
- 37:27Speaker 7: kind of scared to go to the bathroom in case
- 37:29Speaker 7: there was like a I don't know, raccoon plumber in there.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Do you imagine?
- 37:33Speaker 9: Hey, those are art pieces, Okay, I collect like custom taxidermy.
- 37:39Speaker 9: They're fun, they're conversation starters, and they're part of my personality.
- 37:42Speaker 1: That's right by the way. He's been listening.
- 37:44Speaker 7: Hi.
- 37:45Speaker 9: Hi, Yeah, I don't understand this is that weird.
- 37:49Speaker 7: I'm glad you have a hobby.
- 37:51Speaker 9: It just kind of freaks me out a little bit, okay,
- 37:53Speaker 9: Like okay, well, I'm I'm sorry, Like I don't understand, Like, like,
- 37:57Speaker 9: I'm sorry, my hobby is like weird. Like there it's art.
- 38:00Speaker 9: It's legitimately art, Like I don't understand what the problem is. Right,
- 38:05Speaker 9: They give me joy.
- 38:06Speaker 7: So had you mentioned you had a house full of
- 38:08Speaker 7: Honta choky cheese, dead animals and outfits, maybe I would
- 38:12Speaker 7: have not come over.
- 38:13Speaker 9: It's called it's called character, okay, and people love it,
- 38:17Speaker 9: kids love it all right. I've got a whole like
- 38:20Speaker 9: Golden Girls theme Gurabile coming next week.
- 38:23Speaker 4: Wait wait, you have a Gerbil dress.
- 38:26Speaker 9: Like Blanche Yes, and she's fabulous and I'm really excited
- 38:30Speaker 9: about what It's a fun, silly thing. Like guys, like
- 38:33Speaker 9: we're being way too serious about it.
- 38:35Speaker 5: This reminds me so much of Dinner for schmucks.
- 38:37Speaker 3: I love this for you.
- 38:39Speaker 2: But do you think that other have you ever had
- 38:41Speaker 2: someone think that it was odd?
- 38:43Speaker 3: Do you think maybe other people might perceive it as odd?
- 38:45Speaker 9: No, No, it's not odd. It's unique. It's me. And honestly,
- 38:50Speaker 9: like if somebody runs off, because like that's I mean,
- 38:52Speaker 9: that's on them.
- 38:53Speaker 7: Yeah, and for me, I'll be staring far far away
- 38:57Speaker 7: from giusetti the pasta possum like that's not for me,
- 39:01Speaker 7: thank you.
- 39:03Speaker 9: I mean, we'll just find someone who appreciates creativity. That's
- 39:06Speaker 9: not problem.
- 39:07Speaker 4: So Chelsea Taxidermy just too much for you, huh yeah,
- 39:09Speaker 4: or at.
- 39:10Speaker 7: Least one who doesn't mind being watched by like a
- 39:12Speaker 7: moose in sunglasses.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Really, I kind of like the vibe of that place, Yeah,
- 39:17Speaker 2: I mean, can we come check it out?
- 39:19Speaker 1: It sounds really cool. I'm not gonna lie group.
- 39:21Speaker 3: Can we come over, Ryan?
- 39:24Speaker 9: I mean, like there's room. But that's the point.
- 39:29Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm sorry I didn't work out for you
- 39:30Speaker 1: this morning, Ry, but we really do think that that
- 39:32Speaker 1: sounds like a fun place, and hopefully somebody will find
- 39:35Speaker 1: it just as charming and awesome as we do.
- 39:36Speaker 9: Man, I mean they will, honestly, they will.
- 39:38Speaker 1: They will love it.
- 39:40Speaker 9: We do.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Let's make fun of stupid people this morning? Shall we
- 39:43Speaker 1: start the day.
- 39:47Speaker 5: The dings of the day being stupid?
- 39:51Speaker 1: Then totter run away.
- 39:53Speaker 8: That's all.
- 39:56Speaker 5: I've read.
- 39:57Speaker 1: A taco bell craving so bad that you committed a
- 39:59Speaker 1: federal crime.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Uh, it's been close righth never usually after two am.
- 40:04Speaker 1: Yeah, this dingus did his fourth meal came inside of
- 40:06Speaker 1: some felony charges. A guy from Laredo, Texas pulling up
- 40:10Speaker 1: the I thirty five check point this week with a
- 40:12Speaker 1: bag of taco bell in his passenger seat. Can I
- 40:15Speaker 1: knew nit? However, immediately checks and was alerted to the truck.
- 40:18Speaker 1: Turns out the dog wasn't smelling the beef. It was
- 40:20Speaker 1: smelling the burrios stuffed with pure bundles of meth.
- 40:24Speaker 4: Oh wow, the old meth burrito trick.
- 40:27Speaker 1: The guy had twenty two pounds of meth worth over
- 40:30Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars, and.
- 40:31Speaker 2: He thought that they weren't going to pick up on
- 40:33Speaker 2: that because it was wrapped in a taco bell.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Barrito driver was arrested, of course, proving that you can't
- 40:39Speaker 1: full of person with a fake burrito, which you can,
- 40:41Speaker 1: you can't full of dog who knows the difference between
- 40:43Speaker 1: a crunch trap and crystal meth.
- 40:45Speaker 3: No, my dog will spot a pill and some cheese.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Okay, So well my dog.
- 40:51Speaker 3: And you're thinking a drug.
- 40:52Speaker 2: Dog's not gonna spot some mess inside a burrito.
- 40:54Speaker 1: I'll just layer it between these bats. Yes, don't be
- 40:58Speaker 1: a dingus actually into Texas. I'll come for you, man,
- 41:02Speaker 1: I'll come for you.
- 41:03Speaker 5: I mean, you really shouldn't try and transfer meth in
- 41:05Speaker 5: any way.
- 41:06Speaker 1: No taco bell, Yeah, and a burrito, but just to
- 41:08Speaker 1: eat the burrito by itself. It's way better that way.
- 41:11Speaker 1: Meth free burritos, it's ninety three Q