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Episode 537: More Than A Shape Up · Not That Serious

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: I say, damn, now we're just gonna have to start over. No,
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: he just he turned it down.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Hey, what's going on everybody? Not that serious podcast here, Michael?
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Hi Keenan's the.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Moon aka dtr Waffle ak a a peanut butter prophet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you're seeing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're Anita.
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  Speaker 3: But profit els. He's not here with us.
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  Speaker 4: He is on a pilgrimage to Tel Aviv.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he was gonna be a pack mule for
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  Speaker 2: the cartel, same thing, same day.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: It might be better.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think he's gonna have to swallow him like
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  Speaker 4: they're going to tell them shove it up?
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  Speaker 2: The both both fends two way street to it up
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  Speaker 2: and open up, have spit rot like a pig that's
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  Speaker 2: like it's a stick of apple in his mouth. I
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  Speaker 2: would like to try that one day. That did never
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  Speaker 2: looked advatation.
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  Speaker 1: I never did, but at all, like it don't just
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: trying the animal over the fire, like did you you
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  Speaker 1: ever ate?
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  Speaker 3: Like eat?
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  Speaker 4: Like the fish were like their eyes they can't look
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  Speaker 4: at me, can't look at me? Yeah you know what?
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  Speaker 4: How was that?
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was interesting because the restaurant that we
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  Speaker 5: ate it a was like around nine pm.
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  Speaker 3: They caught it at four pm that same day's.
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  Speaker 4: Fire super fire, super fresh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah causin Yeah, if you guys don't know, obviously,
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Corey is mare and he just went on the honeymoon
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: in Spain and they do that siesta thing right where
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: it's like everything shut.
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  Speaker 4: Down for like the middle of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, some places, some places. But the thing that I
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: thought was the weirdest the sun didn't set to like
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  Speaker 3: after ten. That's hockey lit.
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  Speaker 4: That is lit, but it's definitely would be jarring to
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  Speaker 4: be like.
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  Speaker 3: The sun is still out.
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  Speaker 1: It's because it's further north than us. If you look
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  Speaker 1: at a map, it seems like that would be like level,
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: but they're so much further north compared to where we are,
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  Speaker 1: So it's like like what happens in like the Scandinavian
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  Speaker 1: areas where it's like actual midnight sun.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, interesting, But a lot of the seafood that
• 2:45
  Speaker 5: they eat out there is fresh, so right, no.
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  Speaker 1: DOOKI flew out there.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: They got some good health regulations.
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: Just base regulations, better than basic.
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  Speaker 6: We used to have big Yeah, we used to have
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  Speaker 6: We used to have basic cable, We used to have standards.
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: We have standards.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: We don't have standards anymore.
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, man, we're here.
• 3:07
  Speaker 4: How's everybody feeling? How's ever doing? Our is life?
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  Speaker 1: Spotify?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, shout out to speaker Spotify. I keep forgetting
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  Speaker 2: you guys, but you're always first and our hearts. Okay,
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: So shout out to you, guys, Shout to all the
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: beaters everywhere, Shout at the discourse, subscribed to YouTube, Spotify,
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  Speaker 2: all that good stuff.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: We are so.
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: So tantalizingly close to that twenty K. It's like, I
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  Speaker 4: can all.
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  Speaker 3: Corey join us in that.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: I got to cover his tongue. That's only for his wife.
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: No, give me eye contact.
• 4:00
  Speaker 4: So yeah, we're almost there. So keep supporting us in
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  Speaker 4: that way. I mean, even if you.
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: Because subscribing on YouTube is free. Don't caught your die,
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: not Narry. Okay, how's everybody's week been? I had a
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: revelation on the drive here today.
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  Speaker 3: What's that?
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  Speaker 4: I remember a while ago, a long long time agose
• 4:25
  Speaker 4: days when we had a thought of if you were president,
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  Speaker 4: what law would you make?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 4: I would make a law and I know I've changed
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: this multiple times, but I would make a law where
• 4:38
  Speaker 4: once a year you get to fight somebody. No repercussions, okay,
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  Speaker 4: because I feel like I'm due for a fight. I
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  Speaker 4: want to fight today, Okay, I wouldn't want to put
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  Speaker 4: my hands on somebody today.
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  Speaker 3: Who and why?
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  Speaker 4: So I was in the men's league and it was
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  Speaker 4: a play on the other team. It's just like, like
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  Speaker 4: I understand, like you know, playing playing with passion, but
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  Speaker 4: and antagonists. I don't like the antagonists. I don't like
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  Speaker 4: to be antagonized.
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  Speaker 2: Oh he was on his Dylan Brooks out there, like
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  Speaker 2: like not even Dylan Brooks because most of this stuff
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  Speaker 2: is just verbal. And the thing is, it's like people
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  Speaker 2: do that because they know that nothing's gonna happen, nothing
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  Speaker 2: can't happen. So I just feel like people wouldn't do
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  Speaker 2: that as much if one time a year they get
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: their ass beat. Now on the opposite side, I think
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  Speaker 2: that you should also get one mulligan where it's just
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  Speaker 2: like not today, not this time. But he could say no, yeah,
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: but but but the thing is, but but his thing
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  Speaker 2: is like you because because sometimes like you, it's just
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: you might just have a bad day and it's just
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  Speaker 2: like listen, I'm sorry, So like one time and it's
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  Speaker 2: trapped through the government.
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  Speaker 4: So once you use once, you use that one time,
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  Speaker 4: you can't use them more. So now you're gonna be
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: walking straight and narrow for the next year. Okay, okay,
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: because I literally want to fucking put my foot through
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  Speaker 4: his chest, like I just want to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was he saying?
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  Speaker 4: It was saying it's not the fact that it was flagrant,
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  Speaker 4: it was just unnecessary.
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  Speaker 1: It was like the game was was very scrappy.
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  Speaker 3: It is a co ed fuging adultly.
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  Speaker 1: This wasn't coed.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, this this Oh yeah, so I
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  Speaker 4: thought it was just so coled adult league.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: So you guys are paying any place where you got
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: to pay the reft, y'all should not be talking crazy ship.
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  Speaker 4: Well. Also, I also wanted to fight the raft too,
• 6:36
  Speaker 4: almost to throw the ball at his chest, but but
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  Speaker 4: at the last minute I slammed it down.
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  Speaker 1: That all right, Julian Newman, No, because it's he's fighting
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  Speaker 1: everybody get one, And you know what it would have
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: been instead, it probably would.
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  Speaker 4: Have been a ref. It's thirty seven and under.
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  Speaker 1: It's just twenty five and up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's eighteen. Damn, yeah, I think it's eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: But it's just like like with the ref.
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  Speaker 4: So my team is bigger than the other team, right,
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  Speaker 4: which means that the other team is allowed to have
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  Speaker 4: a physicality that we can't have or match. So if
• 7:15
  Speaker 4: I'm going up right and there's a whole hand on
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  Speaker 4: my shoulder like this, pulling me down, but there's no foul, huh,
• 7:23
  Speaker 4: call a jump ball, I'm like a jump ball? All right? Okay,
• 7:28
  Speaker 4: Another time I'm driving to the basket again, I get hit.
• 7:32
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, are we serious right now?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Are we dead ass?
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  Speaker 4: Again?
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  Speaker 1: We paid these refs.
• 7:38
  Speaker 4: We gave you thirty five dollars, so I need thirty
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  Speaker 4: five made calls. And it was thirty five minutes a
• 7:44
  Speaker 4: dollar a call, and it was thirty five misses.
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  Speaker 1: Now the other team paid seventy so you could no.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: Now that's what you think.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what probably two twos. So like e's
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  Speaker 2: ref get thirty five dollars. Okay, these ref get thirty five.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, honestly, for thirty five dollars, you're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna get that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not getting officiating. You're getting thirty You got what
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  Speaker 1: you paid for.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I only need thirty five calls. Give me,
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  Speaker 2: give me thirty five made calls. Yeah, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: you paid for thirty five. You paid for four seven.
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  Speaker 4: Dollars per call.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll bump it up to five.
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  Speaker 3: I am paying you to be here.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I could have got somebody else, but they chose you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you.
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  Speaker 3: They got nobody else.
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  Speaker 4: Then we would have just played a regular game and
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  Speaker 4: then I would have called you. We would have kept
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  Speaker 4: thirty five dollars in our pocket. And then also with
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  Speaker 4: this league, which is fucking dumb as hell, you can't
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  Speaker 4: foul out. So the niggas that that was all the
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  Speaker 4: fouls kept failing, then all right, that's nuts. So I'm
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: over here, like, bro, if I started throwing my weight,
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna be And it was just a little short motherfucker.
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  Speaker 3: He really wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: He's probably five nine ten, okay, And we was boxing
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  Speaker 4: out for a rebound and they did like the little
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  Speaker 4: arm grab. I'm over here trying to put my arms up,
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  Speaker 4: but he's holding onto me. So I shoved this lad.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, get the fuck off me, bro, What
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  Speaker 4: are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: He's doing arm bars during during this and then looking
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  Speaker 1: at me like you with the cop ath league.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch, get off me. Get off me. If it's
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  Speaker 4: a co ath league, why are you fouling so hard?
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  Speaker 4: Why why are you holding me down? It's a coed league.
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  Speaker 4: Women's not the problem. It's three Yeah, motherfuckers. Did y'all win?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: We lost?
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  Speaker 4: D oh no no no us Now us losing was
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: all on us. Like so in the first half, they
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: got all the free throws. The second half the restaurant
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: to make it up, but we couldn't. I kept splitting
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: free throws every time. I'm like what I was like,
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: I was mad at myself and then I'm also getting
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: hit my fucking big tail. I'm over a limping because
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: I jammed that ship, which means and.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: You want us to go out and play basketball? Get
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: it at him?
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  Speaker 3: Does anybody want to do We're not doing that.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: We're not holding each other. We're not going to be
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: found your toe.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm the reason why jamling fun because motherfuckers
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: is hacking. We wouldn't be hacking. We're just out there. Nah,
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: Gary just want to go for ankles. But we just
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: out there for car Yo Cardio, good times. A couple
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: of laughs, that's it. But yeah, so once a year,
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  Speaker 4: you're able to fight somebody, no repercussions. Give it two
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: minutes because anything along than two minutes is too long,
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: and then.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: I go about your business. You know what, I actually
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: I agree with that. I also want to piggyback off
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: that rule. I want to do that same thing.
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: But you get one free road rage incident with no repercussions.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: What is that like ram into somebody's car.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe not ramming to somebody's car, But like you
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: start a altercation, like based on a row of a thing,
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: So you got a casual.
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: Then I want a vehicular.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: So like what you follow him home and like whatever,
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 2: My one, whether we fight on the turnpike or we
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: fight at your house. The genesis is a vehicular of
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: a vehicular nature.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: They got to set up an octagon on the turnpike.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they set service centers and then they charged easy
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: pass to watch. If you want to stand and watch,
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: you got to pay an extra Philly since at the
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: easy pass you watch it from your car, can't get out.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: You have to watch him a card everybody, It's like
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: a drive in movie theater.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: Get back to your car.
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: Get like.
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  Speaker 2: Because on Saturday I went to Brooklyn. One of my biggies,
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: one of the biggies uncles was eightieth birthday, damn. So
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: actually we went back to her house where she grew
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: up in in Canarsi. So yeah, we went out there
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: and Brooklyn, bigie, you already they own both houses, so
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: like they still got the house.
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: And no, no, no, they it's his uncle's out but
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: they were just living copy in his house or whatever.
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm driving in there.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: You know, you know, I have a longstanding issue with
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: New York. But like it's cool, Like I went in there.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Once you get to the Averrizona Bridge or whatever that
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: bridge is, after you get off that into the belt Parkway,
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: it gets fucking.
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: Insane and there don't even be no accidents.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: On the belt you it's just straight full to the
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: brim of cars and just wildness.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: And then you're on there and it's like moving slow.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: You already get I'm already frustrated.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: And then like.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Now we're in Brooklyn proper. And that's when niggas really
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: all start to lose their minds. So I really like, looking, Okay,
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: these niggas, all you niggas out here can't drive. It's
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: a level of insanity that is in like it's so
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: prevalent it's crazy, Like like a bus was honking at
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: me because I wouldn't move up, but it was a
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: red light anyway, So it's like, my nigga, where am
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: I going?
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  Speaker 3: Where?
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: Where? Where?
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: What are we?
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: What are are we actually doing? You know what I mean?
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: And then you know, I get to the place, we do,
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: we have a good time, and then we're leaving, and
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: then we're leaving and you know, these Brooklyn streets are narrow,
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: so it's only room for one car to go at
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  Speaker 2: a time. I'm going, I seem to not be going
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  Speaker 2: fast enough. This is where my fre nigga would come in.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I seem to not be going fast enough for this
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: nigga behind me. This motherfucker is swerving side to side
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: aggressively behind you, flashing his high beam and honking like
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I can't go anywhere, my nigga, it's a light. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't gone up to it yet. Calm the fuck down,
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: and like what all this beefing for? Like you're trying
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: to it's literally like this is the lane right here,
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I'm occupying the whole there's he couldn't he couldn't get
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: through if he.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: Got his ass out of his car and tried to
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: walk through, that's how tight.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: It was, Like, motherfuck like that I wanted to that's
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: New York for you, though, Like that's why I hate
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: that play.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: I hate it so much. I hate it and I
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: couldn't wait to get the fuck out of that cesspool.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: And you know what I was as soon as I
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: saw that Welcome to New Jersey, Governor, Mikey Cheryl, welcome you,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, thank you, governor.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Back home.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: I can't back home. But it wasn't I it was nice.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Uh, let's look like a good family out of it.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got nothing to say about one week r
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I p hated Pinnatier though, h wait, I need a
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: moment of silence. We don't shout out white women too
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: much on the show, but hating Penny. Hating Pinnatier, R
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: I p a real one one of my first snow bunnies,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you know, the gateway to little Bunnies. Literally hated Pintier.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Literally Hilary Duff going too soon, mm hmm. Yeah, she
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: was like thirty six, only thirty six.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I realized that she was that close to us an
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: age I did, like I.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Was just because I was like, you know, maybe if
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I play my cards right, you know, something like happening.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: If we're walking down the street, see me, she sees me,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I see her.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: We see each other.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: The next thing, you know, we're married under the Eiffel Tower.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: She never knows now I do know, but well, but
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: yeah it's Hayden Penetiera, Uh bring it on all or
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: nothing fames. Remember the Titans dot from Bugs.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: I did not know she was doted from bugs life.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: You did not know that at all.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: And it's just so wild to see like people that
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I guess with like the changing of the times and
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: like how much everything is on, everything is like publicized.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: It's like seeing people be born or grow up and
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: then seeing them also die. It's like that's just yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's wild. Yeah, it's very well.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: And then for for for you know, the few black
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: folks that's this one. Why are you'll over here more
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: than about this?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Noboddy shut up who said that that's what they were saying.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: That he's right that that wasn't on my part.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, we we we don't do this for everybody, Okay,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: so when we do it, there's a purpose you may
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: not be privy to the purpose.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Shut up.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: M hmm. Let us do what we gotta do. Not
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: gonna go about it business.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: She she gave that legendary performance and bring it on.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Those movies will never be goals, will never be forgotten
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: her and Solange. Wow, man, that's a Hood class. Ice
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Princess too.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: You can call that that's a Hood classic because because
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: that was straight to VHS. Oh yeah, that was a
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: straight to VHS and everybody seen it so or DVD?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: What what?
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: The who is that movie? I didn't either you never
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: seen bring it on? All or Nothing?
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Not that one.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: I've only seen original, seen the original that was.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Suburb Babies.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe babies go go test some concrete.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: I've been on grass too much.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: How many games games of football need to play on concrete,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: on the asphalt, gravel?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Too many?
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Honestly?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Never mind me, so did I.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I just also.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Like I've run into another barber dilemma that I want
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: to highlight.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Well, another barber dilemma.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well why your your Instagram story was good about
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: the barber. Yeah, yeah, no it's not not that.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: It is that, but it's not that, Like, so I need.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: A haircut because I had the outing this weekend, right,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: and I went to the app to schedule my appointment
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: with my barber, but the usually the one I usually go.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: To, he wasn't available. So I was like, Okay, what
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: the funk am I gonna deal? And I saw the
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: available people.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: It's like three or four barbers in there at the time,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: and the only person that was available was the nigga
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: in the first chair. Now, we all know in barber
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: like black barbers, like you know, the nigga nigga, the
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: first chair is the nigga that's ass nigga.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: The first chair is normally the nigga that owned the place.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Sometimes sometimes it's either that or that or that or
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: in the case of willis both.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Damn right everybody.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I knew he didn't own the place because I know
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: it's a lady that owns the place. So he and
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I had further proved to believe this was it's a
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Dominican place. I had further improved to believe that this
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: place was asked because the dude that isn't he got
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: he he got the mohawk dreads.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: As a Dominican man.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: So I was like, Okay, he was like, this nigga
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: definitely don't know what he's doing. But I was like,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: all right, I'm kind of desperate and let me just
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: book it. This nigga was amazing. The dilemma is so first,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: and this only hurts more because you're moving. I'm I'm
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: not leaving a good barber behind. I'm leaving two good
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: barbers behind.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: To come back here where I have fucking nothing.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you can find another Dominican barber around here.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: I'm just it's but it's like me in that situation
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: was so perfect.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I thought it was already perfect and I was already
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: mad about leaving it, but then it just got more perfect,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: and it makes it even.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Hard to be like, oh my god, I mean, you
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: can always travel up there for a head cut.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Some I think somebody suggested that. I think because when
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: you posted that, I was like, yo, the nigga went crazy.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know, like, I don't know how it is
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: your head, to be honest, I've seen your head. Yeah,
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: so yeah, yeah, not saying that the other Dominican nigga wasn't.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: But I think that this cut, like you said, it's
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: better than the other one. I'm a great witches. Yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: cre to uh fervently tried to castigate me and people.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I didn't like that.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Now the barber before the first Dominican Ah, that was
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: five dollars though, Yeah, yeah, yeah he was what he guy,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: what it is?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: What it is? He just got in. Nig nigga went
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: crazy like he he had all the equipment, like he had.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Extra c and that was even more scared when saw
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: him at a klin He got too many tools. He
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: must because he don't know what he's doing with all this. Yeah,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: he just doing like a nigga got he got like
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: some ship on his glove and he got like a
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: little risk, a risk like holder for his clippers.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, this he spent all the VC.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, but he's a sixty.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: But he got he got all the tattoos. He's a
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: mascot with a fucking fifty four rate.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, I'm.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I'm about to give Oh my god, he looked like
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: a ninety nine, but he got brown shirt game. I'm like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: oh god, but the nigga went crazy like and then
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: he did something real for you. I don't know, is
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: he your don't when he did his own, like, is
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: this nigga trying to poach me?
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: So he had like this little hot uh hotel hot
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: brush thing that he like straightened out my beard. He
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: put the hot comb on the beard. Yeah, I was
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: trying to fuck kind and then like he like you know.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Clipped it, and even I was like, okay, he did
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: that on purpose because that was your first exactly what
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. I'm like, he's trying to he's trying to
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: he's trying to poach a nigga, But little did he
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: know I can't do that, and I'm about to be
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: going anyway, So all or not?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: One question for you, Michael, Yeah, how much did you
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: tip him?
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: I gave him ten?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, no, let's take except further. How
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: much did you pay for it? Sixty five?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: And you tipped him ten on top of that?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, that was including I was damn Saturday
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: five ginners. Yeah, pretty yeah, you don't.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I did that.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: He got off the shirt that he did that extra ship.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: He should not expect it often. But what if he
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: always does the extra.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Ship, then five you need to pull out some war ship.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Look at the mind niggas, ain't I already saw those
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: bells and whistles.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: You gotta give me something else, Give me something.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: You needed something else. You know what I'm saying. Start
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: singing and something.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Niggas sing in conto or something.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Do some ship, yeah, do something? Yeah, get freaky Jarvis.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, Jarvis need.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: A vacation.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yard beating me? Shep but yeah, man, yeah, So wait
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: you you know no other burbons down here.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's got a solid guy down here. Don't
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: want to. I don't. I don't. I don't, Lou, huh, Lou.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that nigga is.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: I think he's at a different place.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: I chasing it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: This is the thing, Like, that's not chasing Michael. Do
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: you want a good cut or do you want to
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: get cut?
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: I do?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: But it's like then, it's like, see the niggas down
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: here is They're like you set up an appointment up there.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Your appointment time is your appointment time.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I never go in there talking about Oh I got
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: sixteen niggas in front of you, And.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I go in and I get cut and I leave.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: It's good and fast both I'm not waiting there an hour.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Or two every time I go in that one of
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: those shops. And I'm not going to be smirched the
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: name I'm in there minimum hour every single time, appointment
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: or no.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: So I actually don't pay at ten to Michael when
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: he starts talking like this.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Why because Michael.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Is spoiled, especially when.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: He knows air you're used to being abused. Don't use
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: so much.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: That you like it.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: It's away with a lot because he has a good
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: grain of hair and he has a full beard.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: What does my good grain of hair have to do
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: with keeping hair?
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: We do?
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: We're keeping an appointment high.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: I just think that you're not You're not a let
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: me gather my thoughts.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: You're gathering up.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: The issue is.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: When you're dealing with like barbershops like that and nine
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: times out of ten, but what I've noticed, you get
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: haircuts after work.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Right normally?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Correct?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, right now?
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: This is and I always say this, and a lot
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: of people think a bullshit, And being a barber is
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: almost like being a pilot, right And what do I
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: always say we should never book flights in the afternoon
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: or the evening because there's so much that has to happen,
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: and that has to go right in order for your
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: plane to take off on time at four pm, five pm, right, Right,
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: So if his first appointment on Thursday morning is twenty
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: minutes late, and then that twenty minute spills into that
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: second appointment, and then maybe he has to take lunch,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: and then the third appointment comes, and then what if
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: what if he's still on time.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: And he never made up for that twenty minutes. Now
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: that affects you when you when you were leaving your
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: full time job. That's not on the barber. There's so
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: many things that happens on.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: The barber that first person should have been like, Nah, sorry, and.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: That's what we're That's yeah, that's that's what we're.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: The person should Yeah, I'm not saying that's not on
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: the barber, but that's what I'm saying. Like, you know,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the barber could still be like all right, you're too late.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to make another appointment.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you work on commission.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: That's not that's why you set it up where that
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: that's guaranteed you.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: So what's the point of appointments? Then I get yout
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: it be a free for all that at that point
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: if be late.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Then you you you cook because I got another nigga
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: that I'm not making another nigga wait because you fucked around,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: but because you want the bread, I'm gonna inconvenice everybody.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: So I still don't even that doesn't hold up.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Well if that's and again, when are you cutting cutting
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: hair in the afternoon, you're not cutting niggas at Tuesday morning.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yes they do some people, Yes, they do, not a lot.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: You'd be surprised, Michael bro you'd be surprised. I don't.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that. Man.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Them niggas be sitting around as nigga because I ask
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: niggas be saying.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: The nice niggas be sitting around. They be running errands. You.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I see it all the goddamn every time.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, I say, I'm gonna get ahead and
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna sneak in on a Wednesday at at at
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: one two.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: No, they just fucking off doing shit whatever I mean. Oh,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: he went to the store, went to the store. This
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: is his job.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Does he know he's working? Did he know U set
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: up an appointment for two But he's at the store.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: This is what I'm talking about. I don't have these
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: problems with Papa up up top, but I do with
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Tyreek down here.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you need to pop up down here.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: I do wear the Popa's down here.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Saying I had a conversation with my barber this Saturday.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: And then hold on, and then you got the nerve
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: that you want to charge sixty seventy dollars while.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Being late and want to tip suck my dick. I
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: really truly mean.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: That now that I agree with. If you're late, tipping
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: is kind of just like.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: It's out the window, That's what I say.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: And then another thing, You got the nerd, the one
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: that all this and you take it forty five minutes
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: to cut my hair when it's no way, and I
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck how good you're doing it, because
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: the niggas I go to now are really good and
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: they get it done.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: In less than twenty So damn, that's what I'm saying.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: This haircut took twenty minutes.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Twenty This is the probably one of the best top
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: five aircuts I've ever had in my life, probably when
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I first got the bitch.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: This is this is set in at this now, this
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: is twenty minutes.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: And he was a little slow.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Because the other the original Dominican bull, he takes five fifteen.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: They gotta do a buffer coke at the beginning of
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: this ship because these other.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Niggas, Man, we keep crazy, we keep no, it's crazy.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: This is what it's like.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like discovering socialism for the first time.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: That's like, oh my god, the government can work for you.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: These barbers actually don't have to fuck you and take
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: fifty minutes to let you get fucked, and then after
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: they fuck you, take the money on the table and
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: go tell you the fuck off. I'm telling you, bro,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: these barbers, I'm not nigga, I promise you. Because know
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: sometimes you be in the chair like that buzz to sleep.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: You know how confident I am. I never fall asleep
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: in there because I don't have.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Time to fall asleep.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have time to fall asp I don't have
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: time to fall asleep.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I go there regularly on my lunch break, and I'm
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: there before my promo. I'll get there at one ten.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I'm back by one thirty five, including travel to and fro.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: That's how efficient these are.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Mind you, it is just down the street, but still,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: but you know what I think.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I think the barber's down here are other places they
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: take their time because they want us feel like you
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: actually like what they're doing is more valuable.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: But I also feel like, and this is no shades
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: any barber down here.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: But a lot of them all shame man, fuck these niggas.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Man, when are you moving down?
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Like next morning? God damn it. All right, So this
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: is what I need to do next time you get
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: a hair cut. I need you to make a video
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: like all I need to see it's twenty minutes, because that's.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I probably wanted two more comforts from Officially, that sounds crazy.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm telling you, Keenan, They quick and good. You
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: don't have to do that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Text the chat when you get to the barbershop. Text
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: the chat again when you're back in.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'll FaceTime him the whole way.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: And then I'll promise you if he were to leave home,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I'd be back in my house before he gets home.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I'd be there and back, probably get a beat off
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: before he gets jarvist. So again, it's like, what are
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: what are you niggas actually doing? I know it's a
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: whole bunch of goddamn nothing.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: He'd be taking his time.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: That's his bag though.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: See these are the excuses. This is excuses, excuse, this.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Is his bag.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: He's just like that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That's that's just his way.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: His way is ship could be good, though.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I find my cut be good too. And I'm not
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: there all day and I'm not chasing the nigga around town.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: He told me, he told me on Saturday, he don't
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: cut on Saturdays.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: No more.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I don't ever, how the fuck says thats like a
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: football nigga say, I don't play on Sundays.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Nigga. This is prime time. This is when you this
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: is when niggas during the week.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I'm telling y'all, y'all in Stockholm, they have got a
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: ball bro My barber works fucking I mean also, like
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: I swear to God mother barbers.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: And I don't believe that.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: And I've said this on Twitter. As a barber, you
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: shouldn't be traveling or taking pt up no excuse.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: You're sitting on your feet for eight hours. They are not,
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: they're not okay. I've never seen a barber stay for
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: eight hours. Never, You've never been in the barbershop for
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: eight hours.
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: So like, and I've been there for one, and I
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: see niggas twiddling in them chairs because they don't have
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: a somebody to cut at the That's what I'm saying.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: So they're not fucking humming. But but it's just a
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Saturday where you know, that's the bread and butter. Apparently
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: nigga he don't cut on Saturdays.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: He making them.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: I'll be having it chasing. Yeah, I ain't chasing that nigga.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Fuck like nigga. I wish I got four barbers told
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: me I don't cut on Saurdays. I swear to god,
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: I might punch that nigga in the fucking throat.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: That's your one, because that that is my one right there,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Because how dare you this is cair cut down every
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: what the fuck?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: I got four barbers, I got three four m.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: If one's not available, how one well now too because
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: one just about about to have zero, about to have zero.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: I mean you can always still go up there, That's
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: what I said. It might it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: No, I can't justify that that's an hour just to
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you do it once a month, it's
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: a twenty minute haircut, so technically it should be less
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: than an hour. How long talking about getting up there, bro,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: it was about forty five forty five.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: To drive longer than the cut.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: There.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Get some botchy, make a day of it, Make.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: A day of it, treat myself, let car to see
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: the the little Onion volcano and then record I watched
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: O God, thesegas man and now I start from ground zero,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: just searching around for one of these nig nogs speak.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: So, if if you're a barber, use the app in
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: the in the.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: In the in the Burlington Greater Burlington, Greater Burlington area,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: and you're not asked, and you won't piss me off.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Preferably Dominican, preferbly Dominican. Uh Negroes will be accepted. Whites
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: need to go through a.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Strict and rigorous, vigorous, rigorous barbers training.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Process.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I need to see an Instagram page if you're white,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: if you feel free to hit me up at homebody
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: mic and on Instagram.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Usually there's an app called the Cut.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Use that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: That's where I found my other two barbers, and you
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: could see their cuts before you, so you could see
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: the great But I'm sorry, it's okay.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, speaking of useless nig nogs, I
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: sent you guys a voice note about my PC Richards
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: and Son issue. I don't know if you listened to it.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: This is like weeks ago, perfect you didn't listen to it.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: So PC Richard's son is where I got my dryer
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: and my washer from a few years ago, and we
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: got like the extended warranty plan. Good thing we did,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: because the dryer completely stopped working, like it wasn't drying close.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Everything was just it was just tumbling around with cold air.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: So I called the service people. Someone came out on
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the twenty third of July. Robert, you're a bitch. Robert
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: came out on the twenty third of July. He was
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: there for like five minutes. He said, Oh, it looks
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: like it's just this part. I'm gonna order the part.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I call you in like three to five days. I said, okay,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: it's I think it was Friday. It was Friday later
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: later in the day, so I was like, it might
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: as well be Monday, business days. So I was like,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: all right, I'll give him the whole week. So the
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: week goes by, I call the following Monday. Come to
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: find out, Robert took it upon himself to put in
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the database or whatever fuck it's called him PC Richard
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: and Son. He put in the database that there was
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: no problem anymore, that the problem was completely fixed. He
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: cleaned the filters, he cleaned out the outside lint, and
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: the driver was.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: I was gonna ask that did he clean like the
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: drive we didn't go outside?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, because we recently did that at the house
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: and like our ship drives great now.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I mean I always cleaned it after every time.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: But no, no, no, no, there's like a vent that
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: goes outside.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I checked that. I checked that to check.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I checked the hose. I was unplugging stuff. I was
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: looking everywhere. But we had someone else come out. Shout
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: out to Corbin. He actually did the job. He bought
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: the parts to the limit.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: No.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fixed within a week. And now I
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: gotta working dryer. Robert. I had faith in you because
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you're an older black man, and you deceived me.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: How dare you?
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: You know what I gotta say old black people, I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: gotta watch out for you.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, did you?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Because did you complain about it? Should have?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I should have? I mean, I still can't put these
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: niggas jobs.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: A niggas. You gotta go full caring brand. It was
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: already free.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It was everything was already free. That's okay, everything's free.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I mean I could you get camps for something?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I mean I think PC Richins Sun Service. Sure, I
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: could get something. I'll give it to you.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Your dad flipping mister Lawrence to put it in shad
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: microwave before you got back.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: People.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: No, it's like listen, dealing with older players. It's something
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: about they just have like especially they only do this
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: with younger Black people. Yeah, they do this thing where
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: it's like we in our black culture, we have this
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: reverence for the elders, which is I value that I
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: really do.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Sure, but a lot of times some to a good
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: amount of times these older black people some and not
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: like older older older.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: But it's like in this when they're in that fifty
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: to sixty fifty, they get real funny and they get
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: real like I can get over on you, like I
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: can do whatever I want and you're gonna take it
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: just because I'm older and you're young, and you you
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: don't know shit. You don't question anything I say or do,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: even though technically in this situation, I may be your employee, yes,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: but I'm.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Not gonna act like I'm working for you right now.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I might look like I could be your son or younger,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean you just fuck up my dryer
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: and leave like we weren't drying clothes for like three weeks.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: And again you would do this to me.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm not just some rand away dude, like
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you could fuck him over, not me. Why why would
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: he do this?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: It's not what It doesn't even help you.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: It just hurts me to go in the commuter problem
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: fixed and you verbalize that there was a problem.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said it. He said to my face, I
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: gotta order this part three to five days. It should
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: be here. Nothing said, nothing.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: See.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: And then another thing.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: We're going on on the on, the on the old
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: people again.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: And I can say this as somebody who wasn't even a.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Server in a restaurant. They are the worst, the worst
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: people in customer service. You know I didn't do it,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: so it doesn't have to be food, because just customer
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: services general. Because when I worked at the Moti vehicle,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: the worst people to deal with in customer service, if
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: by a good amount. A lot of the problems I
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: have either outright racist white people, which obviously right, Yeah,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: and somebody who's supposed to be my auntie.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: But you know, I sort of my my democratic socialist
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: brain kicks in because I think, like, damn, they probably
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: don't even want to be working, shouldn't be working anymore,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: they should be retired.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: But it's like that doesn't mean that's fine for that
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: that I'm working. When I'm working, you don't got to
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: be a dickhead to me.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, because you're talking about when you were working.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Yea, when I'm doing, like when they're the customer, the
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: worst customers you can ever ask for.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: And I think he's right because when I work at
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: that same job as you at Cracker Brow and when
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: I sold furniture, my worst interactions were with that demographic.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Mmm.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: It's like it's it's an entitlement thing like but like again,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: they only do it with us, like they don't treat
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: the little the little white boy to white girls or
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: anybody other like that.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: It's like it's us.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: It's like, bro, what are you like, Like I'm not
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: your son, like the fuck out, like we don't know
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: you a favorite.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not your nephew. I don't give a funk
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: about you. Sylvia I'll like air your shit out here.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: What are you doing yelling at me over string beans?
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Quite literally?
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, like yeah, yes, bitch, you haven't had a
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: picture taken in twenty years.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: You gotta get a picture taken, dummy. We can get
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: to that too.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: That was crazy.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: That is crazy, Patreon, Yeah, that's Patrio. But it's like yeah, man, but.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh circling back speaking about more old people and
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: hate him Penetier. The wrong white people are dying. Someone
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: said it, yes, and the wrong.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: White people are dying, dish nigga. He's waking up every day.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Too, many of them, not just him, but yes, he
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: is included.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Man, evil doesn't die.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Old Turtle Man allegedly still alive.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, the one who's had a twenty minute conversation, the
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: one that's the you're talking about, Mitch mcconny about. Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I remember, because I remember we was when they were
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: first doing that speculation about him being dead even though
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: he's definitely dead. Stop trying to pull the wolver niggas
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: like that. Nigga was dead when he was alive, so
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: he's definitely dead.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Now Weekend at Bernie Mitch McCombs, Yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Nigga, this one pundit.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I guess Scott Jennings, He's like, yeah, I just had
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: a twenty minute conversation. We were talking about positive You
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: weren't talking about a motherfucking thing.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: You were that nigga was dead. Niggas still dead.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: We were talking to a bathroom fan for twenty min nigga.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: He was talking to a representative. Yeah, but we almost
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: had a close call. Oh oh, I forgot about that.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: I forgot about that.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Operator probably doesn't even know about what the Operation Orange Chicken. Yeah,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Operation Orange Chicken.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: That okay, that's Operation Orange Chicken.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Bringing up so Operation Orange Chicken is and basically an
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: incident that happened with uh the president. Uh there was
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: like I guess there was a threat on a plane
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: that was being boarded by go to the plane thing. Yeah,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: we had President Trump and like a whole bunch of
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: other people like congress people or people in the cabin
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: people like that in White House employees, white House employees
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: right basically saying yeah, we're gonna we're gonna blow this
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: nigga up.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: And he found that out.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, nah, he basically fronted like he was
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: getting on the plane Air Force one or whatever, right,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: or whatever plane you're on. Then he did like a
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: little jup move and went into like a food truck.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: And he only brought it like it was mad. People
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: on the plane that they knew it was probably threatened
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: to get blown up. It took him some his little
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: his little his little uh little yeah, his little yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: his little yeah, yeah, his little wipey wipey yeah yeah,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: and I think a couple other people maybe, and let everybody.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Up there to just possibly perish, okay, possibly perish.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: And yeah, that's why they call him the Operation Arms
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Chicken because he's a chicken in these arms.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, I mean I would have got on
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: that plane either. Oh yeah, but not. Don't tell everyone
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: else to get on the plane.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: You don't got to use him as bait, like you
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: could just say we're not taking all. We didn't say
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: we're not doing this.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: The threat is that serious, don't take off exactly.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: He literally just said, fuck them, they could go.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: They expect one of us.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: In the records, that's literally.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: What he says.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: He literally did the bane.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: He did the bane the fire risers.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Goddamn, the straight will always will never remain will always open.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: The straight would always be open.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Israelized the right to devent itself.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: There are are brothers, our brothers, our brothers and brothers
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: in all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And apparently I guess, I
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: guess the White House spoke the representative of Caroline.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she resigned recently, that she actually she did.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're saying it's kind of the rumor is
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: that it's because of that incident, because she was on
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: the plane.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was on the plane.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: If you're willing to sacrifice my life, yeah, I'm working
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: for you anymore.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: I just had too baits, I have two fresh ass babies,
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: and you were willing to sacrifice me.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You know what, Actually I don't really need this
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: job like that. There's no job I need. Like it's
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: literally fucked this country at that point, my husband at
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: that point, fuck this country.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Because what Yeah, that's rough twenty eight though, rough twenty eight,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Oh the roughest.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: That's what all those years of lying will.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Do to you. Yeah, that's what being a bad person does.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: That's what being an evil person does.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: But we have beata bagate question or something else?
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: What you got?
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, damn, we had to be there. I missed it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, pull it up to.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Talk about Daniels bitch.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, whoa he got like a little bit ain't.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: No, that's I saw something else.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: He acted fucking entitled.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: That sounds like, but yeah, Beatablegate Question of the Week.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: The question this week was what's your personal first world problem?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: And someone said, I highly relate to this because I
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: have to deal with it multiple times during the day.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Two factor authentication is understandably for safety, but God is
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: annoying it is? Yeah, every time it is.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I hate it when, like in our unique
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: situation where we all have access to one account.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, you can only access in the one volle so
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: you all just gotta hit.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Up who's that.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Who's that trying to sign into the pod page? That's me.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: That's me. Yeah, let me in, Let me in, let.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Me in, let me let me.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: It's better safe than sending.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Into Samsung Galaxy S twenty three x five T I'm like, yeah,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: your G.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Note one, Okay, thanks, Okay, Yeah, that's that's me.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It says you're in west West West Bank.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's men.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: That's me.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: That's I'm down by the river.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: But yeah, said, what's your personal first world problem? When
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I stream HBO Max from my TV it always buffers,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: so I'm forced to cast it from my phone. Oh
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: that ah, that's really not even that much a problem, though,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: because you're still casting it from your phone to your TV,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: at least from up That's what I'm understanding.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: No, he's saying, so he probably has a smart TV
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: with the app on it, and going to the app
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: is buffering, so then he can't use the app, so
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: he has to streaming from his phone to the TV,
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: so it's doing an extra step. I mean, it's unnecessary.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: That is Actually that is a textbook first world problem
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: because it's not a problem at all.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: It's not a problem because it's your TV apps work.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: But even still, just want to watch a TV show,
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: you had to bring out your phone. So now you
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: can't use your phone while you're watching this. You can't, Yeah,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: you can't. Never mind, Yeah, take it back. What Yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: it's not like a you problem, my boy? What if it?
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: What's your first what's what's the name? Oh, what's your
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: personal first world problem? Okay, what's your personal first word?
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: First world problem? The free food at my job sucks,
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: you know, you know, I.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think, what I mean, did I ever
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: work in the job that had free Now I've always
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: had to buy it.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: No, but I will say it's supposed to be a
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: benefit of the jobsized food at the state is eat.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I mean it's a state.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: But people be like, yeah, but it's subsidized, right.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: But because I still gotta eat it. You know.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: It's even worse is like when they try to do
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: that like horrible excuse for like complimentary food.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: We're talking about like like oh, you guys had a
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: great month or yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Or just like hey, we wanted to do something nice
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: for you guys. Here's these stale dunck and donut munchkins
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: in the.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Box of Joey.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: I don't want this.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I want I want more workable conditions, Like I just
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: want to breakfast get me. Yeah, I just want you
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: to not clock me when I leave my dad. I
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: bought a pizza. I brought a pizza. You can if
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you have time to step away, you can have a slice.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: But don't be too long.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: I cut this medium pizza pie into forty eight.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Slices like Chucky GE's reminiscent of your pizza parties in kindergarten.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, but don't don't take too long. Dailly downing
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: eating that swallow of pizza.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah, that's what I remember about working at CVS,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: even though I work inside at Target, so it's like
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: the best possible situation to be working at CBS. Even still,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: we had like quotas where like we're busting our ass
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: to get through everything we have to do in the day.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: But even still, it's just like, damn, we did that
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: and guess what, gotta do it all again tomorrow. Yeah,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: it's like and it's just like for what to say,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: It all got.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Done for nothing.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: It's just like, why not just have a little more
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: help so you can get everything done comfortably. But that
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't that doesn't cost more money bottom line?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shots capitalism, Yeah yeah, shoutouts, like it's just like yeah, yikes, yikes.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: All right, so it says, what's your person, no first
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: world problem? When I moved away, I moved the just
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: read it. It's supposed to what it's supposed to say
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: exactly when I moved away, when I moved to a
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: different state from New Jersey and I had to pump
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: my own gas. Yes, I don't understand why Jersey is
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: the only state that has gas.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Attendance because they keeping jobs.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Like we we.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: We like states, like, oh, we got to get more jobs,
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: get more jobs. You know how many fucking gas stations
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: are on probably your highway. A lot of people to
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: pump gas, A lot of people to pump gas. Like
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: why do I have to get out of my car
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: to pump my own gas? Hire somebody there? What I
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: could sit in my car? And now you just made
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: hundreds of thousands of jobs. Hundreds of thousands of jobs.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did, especially for like the big change, like
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: big widespread grocery stores. Like if you're going the sheets
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: wos oh.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Bro, I mean not for nothing. Staffing at BUCkies would
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: be crazy if you did that.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Oh well, oh well you complained about jobs.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Hey hey hey hey, because I think like a BUCkies
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: has like fifty pumps.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Hey hey, we.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Don't need fifty people.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: We eat ten. And I think it's like a lot
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: of people.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna say ten. I was like, you, like
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: twenty five, you don't need twenty five? Yes, you do
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: not need twenty five.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: You didn't keep going that is crazy.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: No, you don't think about there's maybe like pumps, maybe
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: like ten there's two people.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Not for nothing.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: I feel like those wars are understaff at the pump.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: They should never be because it should never be a line.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they be cutting off half them pumps anyway.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: They put that cone in there because they don't want
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: to do it. Yeah, I'm gonna go to wall right now.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: It's like ten pumps, but they're gonna cut off.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Like I mean, it's it's late night, that's they be
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: doing that ship in the heat out there.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I've seen a line at the Bronton City one midday.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, people are calling out sometimes. So when people
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: call out, there have more people. So that when people
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: will never be called out, you got people.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: So what is the other people going to do?
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Do something else? Sweep up. I don't know everybody work
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: one pump that's not I don't know.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Anybody that's wasteful.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: But yeah, just just think about especially you you cold
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: or hot states where you gotta get out and it's
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: a blizzard. Somebody's getting paid to do that.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: So you don't got to do that no more.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: M hm. Politicians make the like do the thing, do
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: the thing, do the thing. Because I don't get gas
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: in Pennsylvania. Me, you remind I don't get gas.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Price not for not being.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: I mean there's some there's some places like I can
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: get to that relatively close to Jersey. But the fact
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: that me getting out the car to pump it, now
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: I understand why COVID went stupid, Like like when Kobe
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: went stupid, I had to pump my gas. I was like, Oh,
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: this is why people getting it.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: But they ain't even safety.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: What I means, be doing dumb stuff.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Well, people rob you at the that's a very common.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: You said Pennsylvania. I thought you meant Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: but you said Pennsylvania. Thought you mean Ben Salem. What's
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: going on in Ben Salem today? I don't want to
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: move to Ben Salem.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: You could just move right, I mean I could, but
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: it's more expensive over here. Okay, I can get the
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: same house and Been Salem in my taxil be seven thousand.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: True true, true, But you're still Been Salem.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: They got a big ass school, their high school got
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: a swimming pool.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have high school kids?
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Not yet? So yeah, that's worried about that, And that's
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: sticking way too years. And what did that? Nigga don't
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: even want to swim? And now you just moved to
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Nail at least they probably got taken to the gym atleast.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: So now because my parents want to move and.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Self the house in decades.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Oh that's happening. They keep talking about it. I'm like,
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: y'all not going to where.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: That's like my grandparents, they kind of have to. I
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: feel like New Jersey's rated the worst state to retire.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, because it's just so expensive.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Not only that the taxes, Uh well here he is
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: dumb and that shit.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Keeps going up every year. But hey, pay off the
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: house and he's just paying taxes.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Exactly boom wang.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: I mean if you run out of the house. I mean,
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: I think there's also reasons that we don't have to
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: get into that might uh put strain on the financials.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I got another response, this is a real first problem.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Someone said the outlet is too far and the court
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: is too short for my fan to be next to
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: me at my work from home desk, and I'm too
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: lazy to get an extension court.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Oh I feel it though, like because I'm been playing
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: at my desk and it's like right in front of me.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: On your face.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it's like if I'm here, my fan sits
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: on the desk, Like right here.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: That's too much air.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Nah, Like you like the feeling of a winter.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: I love a breeze.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: I love a breeze all the time.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter when I and like Biggie hates it
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: because I always keep the windows open, no matter when.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: The year, I just keep the windows.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, like right now, Yeah, your windows are open
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: in your house.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about when I'm driving. Oh, I can
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: see that. Yeah, like when I'm driving, it also sounds crazy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can know why you would do that, but
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: I can also see how that's extremely annoying.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Now yeah, yeah, it's eighty five degrees you got the
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: windows open.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I'm driving, I got the window. Get a breeze.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: The breeze is the AC double breeze. But then you're
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: wasting AC, You're wasting gas.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: I feel it. No, it's not staying in the car,
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: but I feel it. But it's not there's no retention.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I just feel it. You could feel you can open it.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm gonna wind.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Tunnel on the Alps.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Life is a week, all right, what's your personal first
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: world problem? Somebody says, all these streaming subscriptions.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am, I am, I am, I am.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got us.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I'm tired of it.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: They cooked us over. Capitalism wins again.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: It should never be hard.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: To like watch c It's just that so many fucking like,
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: there's so many different avenues of streaming platforms. And then
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: they got the TV shows, specifically photo streaming plat uh huh.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: It's it's just too much. Just just put it on
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: cable and then go back to cable.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: And oh they are slowly but surely like, oh if
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: you have this and that this, and then you bund it,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: bundle it together, you get a thirty percent discount.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: I don't want a discount. Just put it on national television.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Put it on national television.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Pretty much cooked.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I got Expindity, I got Infinity still too. And you
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: know my box, it's pretty much just a streaming box.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't have the box.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: I just have Exfinity.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: And because I got Infinity, I got paramount.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Is a paramount peacock.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Your peacock comes free.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but for my cable box, really random talk. It's
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: not even like a cable box like how we used
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: to grow up and it was like the cable through
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the wall and it's going through the actual cable.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: There's a Wi Fi streaming box.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty much just a Wi Fi streaming box.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: So that's all it is. It goes it shows the
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: cable TV, but it's just a streaming box. And I'm like, man,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: what am I paying for the Wi Fi?
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Fu don't blame Yeah, Like, as a society just needs
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: to say fuck streaming.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: We all just go back to cable.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: And now like, but I have shows to watch, Keenan,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I don't fuck those shows. There's nothing like the stuff
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: we want to watch isn't even on cable. How do
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: you how do you stick it to these people? When
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, don't burn down the building, because motherfucker's
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: gotta work, I was like, just stick it to them.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Buck those shows go back, go back to cable. And
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: then once they realized nobody's watching no shows on the
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: stream platforms, they'll put it on cable or we just
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: get ice ice school a man and put it on
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: plex M.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, the alternative option is just to watch it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: They are they are hankering down on these websites.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: As soon as one guy shout out shout out to
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: the pirates man, it's like.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: A hot like the hydro off one more.
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: Shout out to the boys, but it's like a shout
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: out to the boy. I'm tired of going out and
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: looking for the new jont sports. I give you niggas
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: resources every day TV showing movies.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I need a new sports nigga. That same website I
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: gave you it has a.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Sports live sports section.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: How you putting in the free media? Heck yes site,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: m h y remember this tomorrow, I'll text.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: But like, yeah, like with the football season starting, like
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I thought, like Sunday ticket and like because you know, biggie,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: you got it last year, but it's like, yeah, we
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: can't get it this year because like that's just too
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: much expense.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: I get a house and everything, and it's.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: Just like.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: I just want to watch some meaningless football games, and
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: y'all are making it so hard for me to watch
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: fucking Cooper Rush well play.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: I just want to watch Cooper Rush throw some some
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: some b l T s. I mean it's easier for
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: us now than it was back then.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: At least with you moving back, you'll easily be able
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: to watch all the Eagles games.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: And that's yes, yes for sure.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: So that and when This episode comes out or two
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: days from the start of the Premier League season. Shout out,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: my boys are boys Manchester United.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I can say to y'all. I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: don't know who's my team.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Again exactly Manchester City?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Manchester because I needed somebody Chelsea right, No, No,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not about one of the Liverpool Liverpool.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: I want.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Liverpool man. I don't know what y'all doing.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Boy ship the Jeff base Oh yeah, yeah, y'all, y'all
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: didn't full agents.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: They stopped it.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because Genie Buss didn't vote.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she's fighting it.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: I thought she was selling the rest of her ship,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: so that just went out before it was actually finalized.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: But but she's fighting it.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: She's like, nah, she she is her Apparently her vote
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: is more because she has the title.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Is her dad?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Her dad designated her to like have this title, so
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: she's like you her.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: His sons were tarts obviously because she also fired them.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're tarts.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I mean they're trying to sell it to those Joe Schmo's.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: So yeah, shout out to Genie man we.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: Already got the whitest team in the league now starting
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: to add up.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a lot about to be white. I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: got some questions for you. Nasty the most letter we
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: get buckets, but.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: So nasty.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Pick and roll. Huh, screen screen screen, screen outlet past.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: So it says that she is the controlling shareholder. Yeah,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: and she said my vote Trump's all of you.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Guys, Geenie fights, fight so hard. Don't let that ship happen.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Because I would like to stay a Lakers fan. I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: don't think Lakers fan if it's owned by the Trumps. Queer.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was queer fair, I agree.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Ask.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, ask all the questions. Got some
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: questions for y'all. First question it said, the guy I'm
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: dating doesn't masturbate because it's gay. Question mark. I'm honestly
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: so thrown back by this. He just told me today
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: that he doesn't masturbate because it feels gay. I thought
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: men genuinely love masturbating. I'm so confused by his thought process.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: This is actually hilarious thoughts.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gay.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: He actually might be gay.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gay. He's something going on. He's gay, because
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: is it gay? When you take a piss, you're still
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: holding your dick.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: He's oh, it might be a little different.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Why he said, He's like, he doesn't he doesn't want to, man,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: he doesn't feel Yeah, you're the man.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: You're the man in this situation. There's no one else's
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: hand involved.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's stupid.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're honestly, you just don't even be dating just
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: because he's an idiot. Yeah, Susie would have sy that
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: you should have just got up in like idiocy if
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: that degree might just spread, So just stay away. Yeah,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: and it would be fucking horrible. Your offspring is just
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: a stupid.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, keep keep yea and making sure that that gene
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: pool dies.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: If he's so afraid of busting from a man's touch,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: he's definitely gay.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Hell yes, creshed.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, he's over here, Like what's his name? R P?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Not really r I P.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham. He's like with his lady, feel good. If
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I do it, it must feel good.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: If Mike was to do it to me too, that
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: might be the case. But you gotta do it. That's
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: what he's thinking. That's what he's thinking. That's what he's thinking.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: That's what he's thinking. He's thinking, why are we acting
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: like that's not what he's thinking. I just put names
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: on it. It's just that Mike is sitting next to me.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: That's so.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: I got another question for you.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Would you rather live with a ghost who cooks delicious
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: meals for you every day or live with a ghost
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: who cleans your home every day?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: I could cook so clean my home.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah that cleaning ghosts.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: And the cleaning means.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: You're doing the dishes after I cook. After Yeah, you clean,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: you go to sleep, and you just leave a messing.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm just using plates, I'm using I'm putting seasonings
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: in full porcelains. I mean, you don't got to be
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: an asshole to the ghosts. That ghost over here sweating,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, because they're doing your favorite You don't
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: gotta be You got what am I gonna do? Keenan
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: work them to death, But you don't gotta He could
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: go to a different house.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: He's bound.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: You don't got to be.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Ghosts don't travel. That's the nature of have you not
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: seen paranormal activity? That definitely travelers. That's those weren't ghosts.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: Those ghosts are bound to the areas that nigga.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: He gonna work like he's using his ghost like a
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: slave act like he's using the admittent.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: I'm making the lights on this ship.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Spiritual boot, Nigra room, spirituals.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 9: Massmica, go make me cleanish food. I'm going to mew
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 9: the dishes and keep it cute. Oh, Massimiica, don't weep
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: me so bad?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: What is the punishment when he's not cleaning the dishes?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: I'm sucking.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna get exercisest appreciate and just start those
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: salt water They.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: Don't do ghost I don't, I don't know, I don't know.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get the Ghostbusters suck him up. What was Calligi?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Both Luigi's.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: What's he gonna do?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, re submitted. Oh what's this? What's this? What's this?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: H God, damn god, damn.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Better get them from around here. If you don't clean
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: and cleans it up, Massive, Micael gonna get us in trouble.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what you mean by this, but
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh wait, maybe I read this before. Yeah,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I read The Lady Beating. Yeah Smooch's bookies and they
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: were asking about the book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll find
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: out real soom real realsom wilsom. Oh, there's a.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: M ah.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I the asshole in here. Hmm h yeah,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: am I the asshole for telling a girl she's too
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: quiet to date? I'm thirty three. Oh, I'm thirty three
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: went to a queer Oh thirty three sorry, thirty three
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: year old female went to a queer speed dating event
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: in my city. Because I'm in a smaller city, the
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: queer dating scene is a bit small, and a girl
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: who hangs out with other people I'm friends with also thirties,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: was also there. I talked to her before giving her
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: rides a couple of times, but we're not exactly close friends.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I talked to her when it was my turn, just
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: like I talk to everyone. The thing is, even with
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: the dates being so short, there was a lot of
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: awkward silence because she's extremely quiet. I've noted this about
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: her before, but doesn't mean I don't like her. But honestly,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: it's part of the reason why I haven't tried to
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: get close with her. When I've run into her at parties,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: we end up in the same conversation. She doesn't talk.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: When I give a rides, I try to make conversation,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: but she doesn't give much besides one word answers. After
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: speed dating, I got a couple contacts from people I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: enjoy talking to. A Few days later, the other girl
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: DMed me, asking if I wanted to chat and see
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: where things go. I declined and told her that I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: wasn't interested. She seemed to think this has something to
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: do with her appearance and gender presentation. I told her no,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: but I generally like to date people who are at
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: least loud or as talkative as I am.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: Then she blocked me.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Mutual friends said that I should have left it in
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: a left it at not interested, But I thought I
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: was being reassuring by not letting her think it was
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: something she has little control over and trying to make
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: it as clear that it's just not a it's just
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: a personality mismatch. Am I the asshole?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: No, Shane passed the vibe test. She was just usually
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: for rides for real real.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it was just a a car circumstances,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: like we're going the same spot.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: She just ain't pass test. Lean this car together, I
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: mean the one.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking enough to even say that.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, nobody want to talk to a dry ass
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: person especially if you're a chattering if you're a chatterboxing
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: and nobody's responding to your.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Chatter one word answers.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: At that point, I'm gonna stop talking.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: I guess you don't want to talk.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: What do you like to do? Nothing? Read?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: What are you reading?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: A book?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Is it a good book?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: I like it? What was it about?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Love?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: What else?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Dragons? Okay? Thanks?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: Thanks?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: I don't Yeah, that's end this interaction immediately. Yeah, here's
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: your stop. This is a bus stop. Yeah, get out.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's uh.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: We've learned that Keenan is brutal when it comes to
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: get out. You don't go through nothing.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Don't go don't go through nothing with Keenan.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: He'll go through it.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 10: It's not.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: It's not through sickness and health.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: It's through health, health and prospect.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: Listen, if we're going if we're going out on dates
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: and you have baggage, don't bring your baggage to the date.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: If you bring your baggage to the date, you shouldn't
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: be dating. I'm Keenan, I'm perfect, I'm I ain't perfect,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: but I wouldn't bring no baggage to no date. I'm
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: supposed to get to know you okay, okay. Every time
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: I'm with you, you crying.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: On the third link.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Shut up here.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: You always sad. Call me when you're happy.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: Goodbye, God damn, that's crazy. Call me when you're happy, nigga.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: That's probably why she was with you the first day,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: because she's said, I got a lot of sad mentions.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: They was well adjusted. I got him in the first lady.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: I called him when.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: They was down.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: That was my bag.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 10: See are you going through the ship? I'll take care
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 10: of Yeah, you're a predator. You're a predator. You're seeking
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 10: out the week. I'm not seeing how they just happened
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 10: to find me mentally vulnerable. When they start talking, I'm like, oh, this.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Against some sympathy. I ain't gonna stop though.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Mike is sitting outside the therapist office, just like.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Just scout, just scouts outside, just calling the suicide prevention hotline.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: Hey, you guys, everybody that's getting calls?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Who are you?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Who are your last five callers?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Do you feel like you would have ended all? After dinner?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Next week? This nigga over here and patching into the
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: phone line, so they're calling him. He's like, yeah, it's
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: getting really dark.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: The days.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: The days are working, I don't know. Every day is
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: harder than life. Yeah, but you want to get drinks tomorrow?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: BROCOLI?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: I want to go see a movie. Do you like her?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Bat? What?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: What movie do I want to see? M M, I
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a couple of things on Netflix
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: if you want to come over here and you.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: Know something light like The Fault and All Our Stars Notebook,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Marley and Me.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 11: Star, keep it, keep it like you know, you know,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 11: Shindler's List, nothing crazy, you know, boy and stripe pajamas,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 11: you know, real, real mood lifters.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Let's watch boys, Let's watch Hardball, you know, watch the last.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Thirty minutes you would watch John Cue.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what I.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: Wanted to bring up to huh real quick? I remember
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: were talking about.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: You know how we saw like we how we saw
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: the Odyssey in forty X right, Yeah, And I was thinking,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: what are some of the worst movies that could be
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: in forty x?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: And I.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Sh listens for.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: You see you see, but but you don't even get
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: that with you. That's the boy in the stripe pajamas.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Good, No, We're good.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Another one that would be bad and precious, precious, precious,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Why not much happened so.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: They wouldn't rumble in the theater would shake when she's
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: like walking, No, that's crazy.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: That's not.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: That's me. I was talking her when she's getting beat up,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: getting abused on.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: About what she was running out up the stairs when
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: she's still in the chicken she brother.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: Apparently that scene they had to kept doing a couple
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: of times because anytime that Monique was trying to give
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: her lines and the camera wasn't on the other girl,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: She's at the top of the stairs just making faces
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: and doing dumb ship while my Nika is trying to focus.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, you bring that white bitch and my motherfucker
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: buzzle bitch.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: I still haven't seen that movie.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: I have no one.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: It's a one time watch. If you watch it, that's
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: who you don't need to see.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Twice, I saw this a clip that was talking about Hardball.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: He's talking about how Keanu Reeves was like a real
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: gambling addict in that movie.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was. He was like a real I was
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: bad as a child. I didn't realize. I don't remember
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: he was.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Real, real gambling uniforms.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: He was gambling. He was gambling.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: He called the number and the lady.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: The lady with the number, all of it.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he like he was gambling on the kids.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: I don't he was gambling on the kids, I remember.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that. I don't think it was that degenerate.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: But I think he took the kids.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 10: Like.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: I think he was like with the kids out somewhere.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: He was like watching like a game he was gambling
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: on or something like that. On the Cubs, I think
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: because they when to go see same Sosa. No, I
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: think he was yeah, when you go see Samme Sosa.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: But I think he was like watching like the bulls
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: and like it was gambling on the ball. He was basketball.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think he was like breaking down, Oh, oh
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: my god.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Not a game, Mikey, not again. I'll never do this game, Mike.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: And then they ran out the bar.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah you're right, yes, And then he got he got
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: elated and started singing big Papa because he hit the
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: parlay or whatever he did.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: They hit the under over whatever they do.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: With five hundred a week for ten weeks. Okay, that's
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: an expensive coach, that damn.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: Week a week.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: In the early two thousands, that's ship. That's a good bread.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: Bread that sound like a damn career.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: That's good bread.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: Where you really your job is probably not depending on
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: you winning or losing, just you showing up.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: In the Chicago housing projects. I don't know where that
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: money is coming from, but for some reason it's going
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: to the Little League.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: That's God damn, that's a hell of bread. That's crazy bread.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: For I don't even know how many times you practiced,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: maybe like twice a week, maybe because it wasn't like
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: high school.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I might answer this before, but this question says if
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: the group chat got leaked, who would be the first
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: person to get got or canceled.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: Either micro Q.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, c Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Which group chat are we talking about?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: He's just gonna let him say he sends messages to Yeah,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: even a work group chat.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: He's pretty a pretty upstanding.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Guy, you know what, very upstanding.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: He just has some views. He just has some views.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Huh, what are you gonna say?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring it back to the forty X thing
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: to even it up. They definitely should do like I'm
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: a style you get the mist going, or like.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Like roots roots and forty X roots.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, hell no, they put a little singing things in
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: the back of hell.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Electric shots on the back of the seat.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: To me, they just making mad hot when they're on
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: the field.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: Technology from sit just get the seats you and that
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: theater swam your ass, yo.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: They just turned it up in the winter mad cold?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah nah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's love got to do with it? Forty X
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: what's that the Tina Turner I turn.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: Goodbye, shaking again, goodbye ser term.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: Well, okay, they have a little whipped cream shoot the faith.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: Have you never seen that?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: That movie? No, well, that's a good movie.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Angela Bastin played her ass off as Tina Turner and
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Lawrence fitzhburn went was Ike Turner.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: It's a good movie. Yeah, I was scared. I was
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: scared for her in that movie.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think I ever looked at him the same
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: after the movie, I'll be honest with.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: It was rough. It was like, don't touch Angela past
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: like that. He was whooping her ass.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: He was wait, when did you see this movie.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: As a kid?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: As a child, whooping on her?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: My family wasn't watching. Let me watch domestic violets.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: I watched playing domestic violets.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: In the movies in the movies.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: In the movies, in the films, because they were very
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: living with niggas hitting bitches in these films, it was
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: they were they let that color purple.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: A lot of beatings going on. And I've actually never
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: seen that movie what never.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: I've only seen the new adaptation of it.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't have a desire to watch it.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: It's a good one.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: I know, I believe it. I just like. But if
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: I could go back, I wouldn't have watched Freshers either. Yeah,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: that one was rough. That was just and it's based
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: on real stories.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: They know that one. It's like, there's no ups, it's.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Just down down, and then how bad it gets work
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: and then how.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: Bad it get once you think it hit the ground,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: you get dragged.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: They give you a.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: Shovel like mm hmmm.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Speaking of worse, who would make the worst sleep paralysis?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Demon?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: They want me to yea. Have I seen those those
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: that trend on TikTok and the sleep paralysis?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: Hello?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: They said, Ronald, who would make the worst paralysis? Baby?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: I'll be in there, pleasant life, but no, but who
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: would be the worst?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Every few hours? What the hell is going on what
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: is going on?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Just out of know, Oh.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: We're sleep.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: Fucking Uh.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: What's his name? Uh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Godfrey. What's Gilbert Godfrey?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: That's always why god not Gilbert Godfrey? As we stuffed
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: the crackers down your throats?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: What princh a b boo?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: What a film?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: I swear I could.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: Watch like that.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: That's like I could watch that over and over again.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: It's still laugh That ship is great, great movie, great movie,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: best of all time. Debate in my madea hello, yeah.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Medea not not a good sleeper oalystem at all. The
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: worst yeah listeners in the comments let us know it
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: would be the worst sleeper oules demon.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson, the fucking what if Tyler? You cast such
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: a marble Tyler.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Kinds of storm?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: If I had read now, what's that? More is like
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: as who he could be Cyclops?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Somebody I forget it was probably Cyclops.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: I think he could be a Cyclos. But have you
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: seen people putting uh Jim carrying black movies?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, those ships have.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: And the thing is, I don't I don't they all
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: look good for already, like they all look like he kind.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: Of could have fit the role he wasn't living color.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: He was living color.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: He's now when he goes, you black motherfuckers, y'all gonna
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: let us moan.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: About that one.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you black motherfuckers, you chim chim jabbooks all, y'all. Motherfucker,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: y'all gonna let us moan about that.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: One, all right?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had just store.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Speaking.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: At least make him thor ship.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Speaking of the new X Men cast getting released, I
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: had this tweet that I wanted to say. It was
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: all four of like the who will be the lead actresses?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: And someone said I'm not surviving this X Men movie, bro,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: and so what key? And someone quote tweeted and said,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: you're gonna start beating your shit in the theater or something.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: What the fuck does this mean?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 9: Bro?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Like I'm happy? So like people were putting out like
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: feelers on who they think should play Storm. Now was like,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: Storm has to be a badge. Storm has to be
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: a babbie, she has to be cute, she has to
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: be divine, she has to be you. Look at her
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: who I want you? And I think they got that.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: I congratulations to Maya Boid.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, congratulations to my boyd. I think that they got that.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: Rogue a little too skinny for me.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: India or India have Indie not already?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's a little for me.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I think they're gonna go with the gothrobe from X
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Men Evolution. Yeah, I was thinking that. I think that's
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: the I was thinking that too.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: And plus they're young as well, like they're exactly younger,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: which I don't know how they're gonna do that with
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Professor We'll see because Professor X supposed to be older
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: than all of them.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: He still looks older though he's old enough, not enough?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: Is that the girl that plays.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sadie Sink, she she's getting a few pros. Sadie
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Sink as Jean Gray Tomorrow weaving shout out to you,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: as I say, Stone, just like you didn't.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: I think that's a good casting. That's a good casting,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: very good, actually asked me. Uh the guy that's playing
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: side Cops, I don't know his name, but I feel.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Like that's that's a good casting.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: He looks pretty good and uh yeah, yeah, man fucking
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: two years for it. But hey, eight, I believe we'll
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: be there.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be there.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I will be there, be there.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Nasty question. Which one of you is most
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: likely to fall in love with a fake i G account,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: including all of us. Keenan, you have an answer, stop
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: looking say say.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: I think it would be you. No, Court, I don't know.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know, like I just I
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: just feel like, so, boy, what is the thing you
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: have to do to get Corey?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Like what what?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: What? What? What?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: What does this individual look like? What is you about
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: to piss me off? She looks like, you know what,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not staying for the pat episode.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: I was about to see what she looked like. But
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: then I'm not. I'm not going to do that.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: You're getting But if I had to fix I think
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: it would. It's not not no no, But again I
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: don't think it is.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: It's not here to defend himself. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: I will say to Keen's point, there have been a
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: few pages that I've seen that are AI pages.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, I thought he's for real.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: I will say one of our friends or one I'll
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: keep it simple. One of my friends has been sending
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: me some AI baddies and I have to say, this
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: is not real.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: Got to send them the SpongeBob me.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Boy is not really I'm not telling you. I'm not
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: telling you on camera. There's been numerous occasions.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I got two guests, bro, this is not
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: this is a I Like I go.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: To the page, one swipe, this is a I and
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: click on the page.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: This is like oh like really like genuinely like like damn,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: she better yes.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Because she's generated. That's what the prompt said. Those those
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: ones and zeros are quite thick.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like that.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: You know, there's gonna be a surplus of AI porn
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: as well too. Now granted we we we've had like, I.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Don't know what you're talking about, Kenny, You're on the
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: nastiest side of the internet.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: To me, I am, and that's okay.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: But I said I'm not too bad at the you know.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: It was like you know, and because like nah, noa
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: I need to that. That's why I go like, that's
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: why my go to is the amateurs. I need the
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: real I don't need the forty lights. Nah. So once
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: once it gets a little two pixelated.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: I mean for the xxx.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is give me for the XX. The more pixels,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: the better, the better sex. The less the pixels, the better, say.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: Contradictions. Oh, speaking of AI, another question, which one of
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: you could be replaced by AI in the group chat
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: without anyone noticing.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: Because because I go and I give my two cents
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: and he see me for like a week.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: I'll be acting him. He doesn't even respond because disrespectful.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: I'll be missing it. I'm not gonnas and then I'll
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: see it like a week later.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: But I understand it.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: But all right, then just remove keenan other than Keenan
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: who could be replaced by your eye.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: I was just saying, just just Keen.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: I would say Army because a lot of his gifts anyway.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense because Army
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: doesn't usually say words.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: He just say yeah yeah. Actually they learn his humor.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: You can pretty much.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: Just replicate that, yeah yeah, Army gift no response.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I asked you a question, you.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: Give me a response. In reactions to your message.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: It's like you didn't answer my message with this gift.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: It's like bumblebee transformers, Like you can't respond to actual words,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: just have to use other things to respond.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: Use the radio.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: Every text message is a game of charade.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Like what is this?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: Like why are we going all around the.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sand dune couns if you guys are a
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: spoon sand dunekun if you haven't been here too for
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: too long. That's who Army is.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the one that did the one Chip challenge.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: With us free on YouTube if you want to find that.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: Oh these are yeah, good question, I think possibly.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: If your personalities were a flavor, what would it be?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: Strawberry?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: That's pretty basic. M hm fair enough, mm hmm.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: Flavor, any flavor, just a flavor, any flair, any flavor, flavor?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Cinnamon? How are you cinnamon?
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: Yea to your personality are too vast for these basic
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: ass strawberry?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: Like what does it have to do with strawberry?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: Make a chocolate? Honestly, I don't know how to answer
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: this question.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie to you.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: Thank you your personality? Like, like, what is Michael in
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: a nutshell?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Sweet and sour?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: There you go, Okay, there you go, there you go,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: sweet and sour, sweet and sour sauce.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, okay, little mango hob and arrows like a
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: freaking airheads sowers sweet whatever whatever.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: Sour patches, airheads. I'm like, there's nothing sour about the air.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think mine would be like a reverse sour patch,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: if there was something that was like sweet sweet sweet
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: on the outside and sour on the inside.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: He's so polite, like, oh, he's actually a fucking dick.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: He's so nice and trim and put together.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: Put together and proper, and then get oh he's a
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: fucking degenerate.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: All that would goes sometimes mm hmm, its just proper.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: That's how you trick people.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: I think I think mine would would be the chocolate
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: dark chocolate, okay, just.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: Licorice.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: I would why you disrespected me ship, I owe you that.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: I would probably say the licorice flavor because because when
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: you think you got canny, you don't. Okay what I said,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: the mystery area of flavor never because I don't care
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: when nobody say they changed those flavors around. It's never
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: the same flavor.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: It's never the same.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: It was the same.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 4: It's not the same flavor.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: I think it was na.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: I don't care what their personality is, like one of
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: the bean boxes.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: Bean boxes, you don't know what you really don't know
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: what you're gonna get? What oh the little That's what
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, Like boozled bean boos. Every day it's like
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: it's a box.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: Like sometimes it's a fucking it's a it's a strawberry day.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: Another day could be a wet dog sock day.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: A wet dog sock goddamn pick a struggle. You know what?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: It's actually saying that Keenan was right, thank you.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, they are changing these flavors. There's no way
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: it's the same flavor. What was the rotation of flavors.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's just like the leftover flavors combined together,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: so it changed depending on what was left over.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: I knew my taste buzz worked for real.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I'm still.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: I'm like, this is not the same. This is really
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: just really I don't know.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, air is never gonna tell you.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: I need to know.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: Ah, but yeah, one more cush what we've done. I
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, all right, okay, okay, okay, all right.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: Mmm you last fruit fly just die.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: There's oh there's only one left, I think, so the
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: final fly.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: I get him before he populates.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: It's the final count.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm. Football coming out and football the other day.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: Question answer it?
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: Come fast?
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I got my answer, So I'm gonna
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: say it. This will be a quick one. Would you
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: guys take a three million dollar a year podcast deal
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: if it meant the world thought Keenan and Mike were dating?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: Knew they would be on board.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: We could actually date.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we could do that for free.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: What what huh mm hmmm, well not free free, not
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: if that was playful banter I think so.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: No, no, oh no, I'm talking about just like I'm
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 4: in banter within the pod.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, I didn't know. I wasn't about like
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: actual dating.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: I got in shirt.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: Well the three worth three mil. You's gonna know where
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: I'm coming.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: From, not in his eyes, so you can see where
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: you're coming from.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: And you're gonna let me bound them debbies.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Okayndred thousand per I have to go.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: We can afford it undred thousand.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: Per Well, I still need some money.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: I know you got it. Get yours, clapp and you're
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: not getting none. I mean we can, we can podcast,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: I mean we can, we can go.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not a dominant percentage because, oh, for sure,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: the majority of that is staying in the Winfield Dixon household.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: No One said, you had to actually clap cheeks. It's
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: just the world thinks you're dating, huh.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: Like I thought it was going to do what I
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 4: thought and and the thing is, like were bringing like
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: which would be like one big happy family on the
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: one roof.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: At the end of the day, watch up.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: Like we weren't. We wouldn't touch each other's women. We
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: just get each other.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: Hey man, whatever you want to do for this three
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: million dollars. We just have to keep up the straight
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: while we're recording the podcast.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: For third, we need a little little cream in the
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: company chocolate.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be a little caramel for the snicker
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be there.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just know once you walk in the house,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: we locked the doors behind you.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Where you're going put your keys in the bowl.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: Dick in the bowl.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: At the beginning of the Greens movie.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 4: Draws in the bowl.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: Freaking yes, freaks who freaking y who.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: Once you said all you know, it is time to go.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: And at the end of the day, of the day
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: is the most surely gonna end.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: We had a wonderful time with you guys today. Make
• 1:38:03
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• 1:38:08
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• 1:38:12
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• 1:38:32
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• 1:38:34
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• 1:38:36
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• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: We'll see you.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: Also, we got mercht.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, look out for that new new merch, new merch,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: new merch is there? New merchant is coming from?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I about to say no, no, no other
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: new damn but the new news of the end that
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: me fat fat fat. But yeah, we'll see you guys
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: next week. Saying time, saying place bye.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: And whoever said this question, which isn't a question, what
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Probably just making joke. They said,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: you can tell Lemon doesn't give a fuck about Michael,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: because how are you a pharmacist and you haven't looked
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: to bake up with a sak or some kind of
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: kop wants you think I just have drugs coming out
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: by my horse and he he's just gonna be like,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Hey'm pushing the drugs no more.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: He's just making sure that they get they need to
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: me now, right, And.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: Even even if I was like sneaking drugs, I don't
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: need to table.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Now you
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: Think, yeah,