Latest / Multiple Nerdgasm / Put In: The Batman Review, Obi-Wan Kenobi Trailer & Putin Butt Plug
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- 0:00I just want to point out that last week because I'm so dedicated to this podcast
- 0:04I was able to do it while having Co last week but not this week last week I don't
- 0:10know this week I may still I think I still have it the way I sound I think I
- 0:13still have it in hindsight you did sound a bit sick last week I didn't notice it
- 0:17so much at the time but when I listened back when I was editing I was like he
- 0:20does sound a bit sick sound like he is sick or the stuff he was say was just
- 0:24sick just sick he was being he was
- 0:27filthy yeah welcome to multiple
- 0:32nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:37Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
- 0:42Things nerdy I would love that if Luke got so
- 0:49delirious with Co that he was just back back to his old pre PC self who knew Co
- 0:56makes you so racist yeah the prew woke luk I'd love that I miss that so how are you
- 1:02feeling this week the listeners I'm sure curious not I mean they don't know yet
- 1:06better but I guess no but I've had I've had a terrible week having having a very
- 1:11sore leg and a cough that aggravates the
- 1:15leg does not help you know what I reckon is the only thing worse than having Co
- 1:21and recovering for an operation is being married to a man who's just had an
- 1:26operation and has Co so oh my wife is us
- 1:32Sint to put up with me because under normal circumstances you're [ __ ]
- 1:38annoying cuz see I've I've just felt terrible so I've
- 1:44just wanted to not have anything to do with the world so I've just locked
- 1:48myself away but then still need someone to bring me
- 1:53food I resent you but can I resent you making me some
- 1:58pasta I love you Hannah thank you so much yeah you're and you will actually listen to
- 2:04this so yeah you're a legend Hanah absolutely and she also W wakes me
- 2:09up to be on the podcast yes yes unfortunately she has to do that otherwise you wouldn't be
- 2:16here 9:00 in the morning's early yeah well okay yeah no you're right you're
- 2:22right I had to get I had to get up at 530 but you know but that's America 5:30
- 2:26mat totally good point good point yeah yeah yeah time it's the same time that's
- 2:31right I mean you get woken up by the bald eagle cockadoodle doing it that's
- 2:36true crack a dawn anyway right it's exactly you have to get up
- 2:40and salute it don't you I do I got my passport the other day oh oh they gave
- 2:45it back no no no I I got my us one you got one I got my us one I've got three
- 2:49now so now you have three man you supposed to admit that you've got a
- 2:52whole bunch of passports they all got the same name on them right I'm I'm
- 2:56displaying them to you but obviously listeners can't
- 4:00what they're saving so much money on I say that I haven't been anywhere in ages
- 4:03because of Co but before that it still before Co I mean I maybe I was just
- 4:07traveling in certain countries that that always did but I was collecting a lot of
- 4:10stamps that's kind of half the fun okay yeah know cuz I bopped over to Europe a
- 4:14couple times from here and they never stabed yeah I think what a CLE it
- 4:19depended where in Europe I think some places did some places didn't um I don't
- 4:23think Japan did either I think yeah a lot of places are just going away from
- 4:26it Japan no Japan definitely has computers to do things I'd be
- 4:31disappointed if I got to Japan and they were like here's a stamp like what's up
- 4:34supposed to be like the yeah unless it was an old man calligraphy in the stamp
- 4:40by hand with a tiny paint brush that would be amazing yeah yeah yeah super
- 4:45traditional super futuristic at the same time that's Japan also weirdly perverted
- 4:51but you can't show dicks yeah a nation of contrasts I
- 4:57really Japan's great yeah you'd love it Absolut go there one day and we will go
- 5:01go-karting in the city I would love to do that I'm super into F1 the princess
- 5:05I'm surprised we haven't done that oh Matt do you not know about this
- 5:11he's confused me go on explain oh Luke
- 5:15you in Tokyo like in the city of Tokyo you could organize to go go-karting and
- 5:21dress up as donkey as Mario Kart characters oh okay so now it makes sense
- 5:25okay fine like but you actually go go C carting on the streets of Tokyo okay yes
- 5:30that sounds amazing let's do it so I the princess people that have done make it
- 5:35clear wait can I be Waluigi no you cannot be Waluigi and I don't I'm
- 5:40offended that you would even ask Waluigi
- 5:43wins no W would not win [ __ ]
- 5:47you you can be Wario at best
- 5:51Wario do I have to eat an onion he [ __ ] loves
- 5:56onions man we got a lot of stuff this week for some reason a lotu been I know
- 6:02it's big news week big news week where do we start do you guys want to talk
- 6:07about I I think people probably expecting us to talk about this did you
- 6:09guys watch the Obi-Wan trailer I did I watched it and I'm I'm
- 6:15torn interesting I'm a sucker I I watched it and I was like okay fine I'll
- 6:20watch it but all their trailers are good Matt that's the problem do you remember
- 6:25the phantom menace trailer it was so good was the B Fett trailer good cuz the
- 6:30show wasn't probably we watched it I don't remember I we would have watched whether
- 6:35we saw a good or bad trailer yeah this I've got higher hopes for but also a
- 6:41higher expectation for so I'm excited I'm cautiously optimistic but I I'm also
- 6:47expecting it to utterly let me down see what I think I'm going to what I think
- 6:52we're going to struggle with is the same thing I think we've all been struggling
- 6:54with all this time is it's a character that we know and they're going to try
- 6:58and go yeah but he also did this now which is where we've struggled
- 7:01Mandalorian was great because brand new character we know nothing about we
- 7:05couldn't say we went but not only that
- 7:09we've only seen at most six films with Obi-Wan in it there are kids out there
- 7:1520-year-old kids that have seen dozens and dozens of episodes of cartoons they
- 7:20know General Kenobi we're going to be going that's not what Obi-Wan would do
- 7:23and they'd be like uh dude you don't know him at all one thing I did find
- 7:28quite interesting it is they had Uncle Owen in it yes and Uncle Owen's been a badass wait
- 7:34what what did you miss him no no no I saw him but he was it looked like he
- 7:40Owen's going to play a bit more of a I saw a shot of him standing there and
- 7:45then that was all I saw I I got the impression that he he he could he could
- 7:49fight you think he hung that Jedi that was hung there in the scene yeah hung
- 7:54like a Jedi I do I do wonder who that was actually cuz it seems like they're
- 7:58on T like were there other Jedi hiding on tne or was that just they hung
- 8:01somebody to try and find out where the Obi-Wan was probably the ladder I don't
- 8:05what I'm going to be find it very interesting if they're hunting Obi-Wan
- 8:09and then they just decide at some point go eh well should we check I mean that's
- 8:15where the Skywalkers are from they're living in their old
- 8:19compound is Kenobi there Obi W Kenobi no should Weck specify Obi One I mean yeah
- 8:25there there is a Kenobi living very close by but isob where everything always happens
- 8:31should we there yeah but yeah I don't know we will watch
- 8:36it I why know I will and absolutely I don't I'll it looks good I do like the
- 8:42fact that they've got like the the the Jedi hunters and stuff Sith inquisitors
- 8:46I like those yeah but you know what that just means it's really really prequels
- 8:50adjacent and that makes me very nervous okay the prequels have been here for 23
- 8:56years they're not going anywhere but like when they made the whole sequel
- 9:00Trilogy they were like let's just not talk about anything that happened in the
- 9:05prequels and now they're like no prequels man it made me think of fall in
- 9:09order which I'm okay with I liked fall in order so I think the reason why the
- 9:15they didn't really talk about the prequels in the new movies I think it's
- 9:19just because JJ and Ryan didn't like them either so they
- 9:24just would we just ignore them a little bit but yeah it's a different generation
- 9:30making these ones mhm mhm I saw a clip from uh last year the other day and I
- 9:35got to say like credit where credits do that end sequence is beautiful despite
- 9:42it's one of the best looking Star Wars movies out context out of a lot
- 9:45beautiful I just didn't like the movie unfortunately we don't have to go tried
- 9:50to like it the listeners have [ __ ] heard this before they are saw that is
- 9:56that with the bread underneath Sal Planet so beautiful
- 10:01beautiful he has to leak it salt does that somebody would have told you before
- 10:07you landed on that planet that it's a salt planet and have you been waiting
- 10:10the whole time to be like is it salt I'll know it's salt when I [ __ ] lick
- 10:13it it can't be salt imag he like oh that's cyanide yeah yeah oh we're on a
- 10:20[ __ ] Planet aren't
- 10:25we and then Ryan Johnson's like
- 10:34yeah she was just trying to mix it up so there wasn't they did go to
- 10:40Ted we should letar mov Planet cing C
- 10:45bit salty yeah yeah it is slippery lots of
- 10:52protein it's good for your skin why are you still licking
- 10:58it
- 11:02oh God I don't know how to segue from
- 11:07that go straight the sex toy news play the
- 11:14jingle new toy to put inside of you you
- 11:19listen to sex toy news sex to
- 11:24news look I'm surprised it took so long
- 11:27for um Vladimir put in to come
- 11:31out but it's out or should I say in
- 11:36great this is a go on it's an Etsy store
- 11:41that's selling uh Vladimir Putin butt plug or they were it's currently
- 11:45unavailable sold out sold out yeah well
- 11:48no the shop is also gone oh oh there's also horribly kill yeah there's also a
- 11:54reason why that it's there's probably cuz there people who support I can buy
- 12:01this right now I'm on this Etsy store right now do you want me to buy you one
- 12:04Luke what I'm on the Etsy store right now and I can't see it I'm on here right
- 12:08now I'm looking at it looking at this but B of in Australia I I must I've got
- 12:14to say something here I'm scrolling down and either there are some [ __ ] up
- 12:20products on Etsy or we're on a joke page because Matt have you seen the outlet
- 12:25safety plug pacifier which is which is a
- 12:30[ __ ] wall socket electrical plug cover that has a baby dummy on it so
- 12:35that I don't know why you would want that sure I did like this uh Pokemon you
- 12:42buy that on Amazon although I've seen those before those but hole cover pet
- 12:47butthole cover oh yeah no I I I'm telling you now I'm on Etsy let me put
- 12:54the link in uh the show notes I'm on Etsy right now and I could buy one of
- 12:59these things or at least it certainly seems like I could let me put the L in
- 13:03there it's in the spreadsheet Vladimir Putin butt plug oh here it lets me go in
- 13:09there you go that's what that's what his butt plug said
- 13:16so umbilical cord charging cable it's
- 13:20the most disgusting thing I've ever seen yeah you're right there are some
- 13:25strange things I am bookking this for later what's wrong now I'm logged in on
- 13:32Etsy oh no oh now now I'm buying
- 13:38stuff no now it's going to think I want this
- 13:42ah oh well and now your recommendations are going to be quite interesting indeed
- 13:48indeed all right so listeners a longtime listeners will know that you have a
- 13:53magic eightball b plug Luke do you still have that I I'm I probably do I have no
- 13:58idea where it is I've got one idea where it might be so you purchased that for the show
- 14:05obviously I purchased that for the show you've also got a camora which is a a
- 14:10flashlight that's supposed to be gamor
- 14:13yes vagina right also purchased for for the show for the show sure why did you
- 14:20stop talking is said I don't purchased
- 14:23four and then you got really quiet I I
- 14:27don't know and Matt had to you yeah is that is that the two there any sex toys
- 14:32you've bought yeah what I've thought about buying for the show was the uh the
- 14:37alien
- 14:40one oh yeah yeah yeah the osit just what
- 14:46just for research purposes I still think about that one that one's just so what I
- 14:49love about that is that it requires quite a bit of pre-planning too because
- 14:54like it comes with the little saet of that stuff that you've got to make up
- 14:57like jell put in the fridge you Lo to the alen dick it [ __ ] and
- 15:03impregnates you You' got to really know that later on that same day you want to
- 15:08get [ __ ] impregnated by an alien weird well I don't know how long do the eggs
- 15:13last maybe you've got like a week what are you asking me for how am I supposed
- 15:17to know ideally I'd be surprised by it I wouldn't know what it was going to
- 15:24happen oh man all right so you going to order are you going to order this for
- 15:28research purposes no oh fine I'll look into it again all right um this one
- 15:33wasn't cheap though if I recall um the
- 15:36Putin but 30 bucks oh okay yeah cheap Au
- 15:4150 $50 is that I mean I've never bought a butt plug what uh is that comparable
- 15:47to oh we talking either Dan wink I thought we were talking about the alien
- 15:51one no I'm not going to get the the vadir plut Putin
- 15:56vadir is that the name of this episode probably shouldn't do
- 16:01that I mean I'd say that he's coming after us but they turned off the
- 16:05internet in uh Russia as far as I know I'm worried about oh they've got this
- 16:10guy's got some weird [ __ ] on Etsy I wish now see I wish I hadn't clicked through
- 16:15yeah I don't think this is just he's probably had this on sale for a while oh
- 16:19Luke an osit is going to set you back about 150 bucks but you can get God
- 16:25versions of this shaped like all sorts of think you want to buy a cheap version
- 16:30of something like you can get you can get a dragon of
- 16:36repositor that's a huge swollen purple
- 16:40dragon dick that lays Dragon Inside you okay then maybe you would want oh alien
- 16:47alien dick um L like ice serpent ice
- 16:52serpent yeah it's quite oh it's
- 16:57one these are just disgusting I'm sorry I don't mean that like like oh filth filth
- 17:04I just mean like just the the shape of some of these
- 17:10dicks um so I'm just having a look and it appears that with the the Vladimir
- 17:16Putin butt plug this isn't a new item they're selling so it's not something
- 17:21created just for what's happening in the world selling this for a few years they'
- 17:24just gotten lucky because of the whole situation they're one of the few people
- 17:28in the world that's who knew who knew exactly yeah my time has
- 17:33G oh there you go oh no guys I'm I'm down a monster dick dildo rabbit hole
- 17:39right now you have fun there there's one
- 17:44that's a [ __ ] monster mouth with nashing teeth and the actual dildo is this
- 17:51long like rickety tongue coming out God
- 17:55who wants these I mean no I mean I shouldn't say that I mean whatever
- 18:00whatever whatever you want to do but like hey there's someone there's market
- 18:05for everything animal parasite dildo I'm closing this I'm
- 18:11closing
- 18:15it just got a shiver up my spine all right the next thing I want to talk
- 18:19about you guys saw a movie both of you have seen a movie now
- 18:25Luke you mentioned you'd seen it last week and then we just forgot but now Dan
- 18:29has seen it but but also now because when this comes out it's going to be two
- 18:33weeks we can actually talk talk about but Matt hasn't seen it
- 18:37true oh yeah and you care about spoilers well he also cares about Batman I don't
- 18:44think I care about this Batman honestly I'm not sure I do care about it I'm torn
- 18:48mat whether to I don't know not say anything until
- 18:52you see it or whether to prepare you for it by just telling you everything about
- 18:57it in advance you know well there is that there's that
- 19:01whole theory that right if you if you already know you actually enjoy it more
- 19:05because you w be disapp because you just go in and and and enjoy the experience
- 19:08yeah yeah so um I guess I don't care Luke when you saw it I think I asked you
- 19:15offline whether you liked it and and your answer was yes or no it's a movie
- 19:20yeah um I agree with you I'm not it's it's not it's not something you're going
- 19:26to sit down and watch over and over right God no not the least of which is
- 19:31because it is far far too long
- 19:35unnecessarily long right yes like Return
- 19:40of the King level long yeah 3 hours 15 minutes right is the more I think about
- 19:45it the more creepy and creeped out I am by the
- 19:50villain right which
- 19:53villain ooh when he's talking to the camera
- 19:59glasses y um just really creepy and weird I
- 20:06liked I think there's a lot to like about this movie but I think it falls
- 20:09short in a lot of ways too especially in the storytelling I think aesthetically
- 20:14it's great I thought all the performances were really good I think
- 20:17there were a lot of things set up that didn't necessarily pay off as well as I
- 20:23was hoping for and I think there were some missed opportunities and my main main criticism
- 20:29for it was that it seems to just be Matt Reeves's primary goal to just prove to
- 20:35you that he's read more Batman comics than
- 20:39you right but this is just cramed with Easter eggs and references
- 20:44to Dark Knight Returns year one you know
- 20:48like all like it's it's very you know like at one point he gets a letter from
- 20:54the solicitors Miller and Mo and it's like okay settle down settle down right
- 21:01all right yeah I don't know I I don't know if you'll like it or not Matt
- 21:05honestly I don't know I think he will I think he might it's not like I think
- 21:10it's not definitely not like any other Batman movie but here's the thing Luke you're
- 21:15right about that but it irritated me
- 21:18when this was like just another Batman
- 21:23movie and it irritated me when it deviated away too far from the Batman
- 21:30that I was expecting as well and that's an interesting and confusing place to be
- 21:35the one thing that's all always
- 21:39was no no okay like which the way it was like the games I think it's more like
- 21:46the games aesthetically okay but goth as
- 21:50just this kind of nightmare City it was meant to be he was actually a detective
- 21:56this time okay all right that's way it was sort of I thought it was meant to be
- 22:02yeah and they really but but he's a terrible detective No in fact the the
- 22:07whole thing is him not quite following along with what's happening it's it's
- 22:11like Raiders Of The Last Arc where ind's always one step behind Okay but it was
- 22:17also weird like cuz he gets like a clue sent to him and then Alfred works it out
- 22:22goes oh yeah it's this I've been working on this with when I'm drinking my tea
- 22:25and this is what it is and it's all like no is it made to be the one that's going
- 22:30oh it means this yeah but even Alfred got it wrong at one point too cuz
- 22:34there's one and Matt I won't spoil it for you I want to I want to with all my
- 22:38heart but I won't but there's one clue that I'm like no way you got that no
- 22:44human being would have made that mental
- 22:49leap and and that's the thing like with someone that is like the The Riddler
- 22:55coming up with something where you have to solve the zodiac right down to the hood
- 23:01right but um they would they would create sort of
- 23:08hints and clues or things that no one else would get because it's their
- 23:12thinking is sure just not possible like and you hear about this all the time
- 23:16where you got like there's a homeless person who's been writing in code for
- 23:19years and years and years and they're trying to work out people try to
- 23:22decipher like you're never going to get
- 23:24it because it's ins yeah yeah sure yeah
- 23:30and you know what that aspect of it I quite liked like Riddler he's not some
- 23:34colorful Jim Carry character he's a [ __ ] psychopath right and it's like
- 23:41but so is Batman Batman's not some charismatic Bruce Wayne elong mus type
- 23:45billionaire he's just like a weird even Bruce Wayne is not yeah um and I liked
- 23:51all of that I liked all of that where I felt this failed was in the storytelling
- 23:56there was a lot of moments that I just didn't feel were earned and a lot of
- 24:01character motivations that I was like oh really like I need to ask one thing
- 24:06though did you wait for the post credit scene [ __ ] good no I was warned do not
- 24:11wait for it there is one not really not really wait so there's something but
- 24:17it's not something I want there's something but it's not worth hanging
- 24:20around at all what I could save myself what 5 minutes is that not worth it why
- 24:27wouldn't I tell you what it is Now Matt see tell him cuz it it means nothing at the end
- 24:33they but no no no actually giving telling what it is is kind of a spoiler
- 24:37for something that happens in the movie but it's not worth hanging around for at
- 24:42the just go on Reddit you'll find it it's it's not a scene put it that way
- 24:46okay yeah fine guess I'll watch this but it's not a Batman the Batman will return
- 24:52the problem is if I want to see a movie now at the movies I need to find a
- 24:55babysitter and I can't be bed for this noly the right just take no because I've
- 25:02no because I've I've yelled at somebody for doing that
- 25:06before yeah here apparently they do a session at like 11:00 a.m. each day
- 25:12where you're allowed to bring babies and it's not kids movies it's adult movie
- 25:16adult movies but like basically it's like bring your baby you will hear other
- 25:20babies and then you you just make sure your baby can't see what's going on yeah
- 25:25um saw this which I think a great I saw this in Gold Class cuz I thought
- 25:30that would be more socially distanced um and it and it was gold class is really
- 25:34great if you like watching a movie with constant interruptions oh can I get you
- 25:40anything almost constantly bringing drinks constant waiters walking around
- 25:44lights on all the time it is awful that's why I like but I still love it
- 25:49cuz they bring me alcohol Alamo Draft House I feel like we should all go there
- 25:54somehow we should all just go to Austin because they come to before you
- 25:59write your order down they take it before the movie starts and then at some
- 26:03point through the movie they'll sneak up and pop it in there and if you turn if
- 26:07don't turn turn your phone on turn your light on do anything they'll kick you
- 26:10out none of that [ __ ] which I I'm I'm all for that people who just there was
- 26:16there on their phone there was a couple of people couple two dudes that were
- 26:19just chatting the whole movie now I think maybe one of them might have been
- 26:25on the Spectrum so when I got that Vibe I was like I'll cut him some slack but
- 26:30they were basically just giving a running commentary through the whole F senseless
- 26:35but Robert Batson style I told him though you're lucky
- 26:41you're lucky mate people love this movie though I've
- 26:45gone on uh I've I've gone online and
- 26:48people are enamored by this film yeah I also get the feeling that people like it
- 26:55because they've seen a movie that they're going I'm meant to like this
- 26:59yeah it's almost like the film is winking at you going yeah yeah I do
- 27:04think that happens sometimes well I saw that they they're doing a spin-off
- 27:08series a penguin spin-off series I mean that's fine he one of the most
- 27:14underutilized characters in the film okay yeah I don't know how to feel about
- 27:17that cuz I haven't seen it but but I did hear that that's a thing one of the
- 27:21things though when I was sort of watching it was giving me it feels like
- 27:25it was sort of a darker version of the television show the like totally the
- 27:31Adam West one y no no the the Animated Series I was going to say yeah no not
- 27:38even better the live action series like where they play like where like the
- 27:43Penguin's there but he doesn't have powers and like it's just oh Gotham that
- 27:46one Gotham yeah yeah yeah yeah it made me feel a bit like that I've never seen
- 27:51like cuz Gotham sort of set before like
- 27:55when Batman's a kid and stuff yes it of like wanted
- 28:01that as kids as well because they did Smallville and then everyone Smallville
- 28:06was popular so they were like well let's do Batman as well Smallville theal Super Boy the
- 28:12Smallville thing was always that was always a thing oh yeah but in Smallville he
- 28:17started flying around and stuff later on and got a bit silly and he fought brein
- 28:22and like characters that Superman's encountered when he was like a man so
- 28:28yeah I know you a Superman met you when I was a kid James Masters played
- 28:35Brainiac did he yeah okay that was good he's getting some work I didn't like
- 28:39that show I watched the first episode this about 20 years ago Luke he's not
- 28:43getting I don't know what he's doing now he's not getting work not the convention
- 28:47long time I never saw it so for all I know it's still running it wasn't for us
- 28:53it's very TV so Dan you were paying attention did penguin have a sigy no no
- 28:59no one did did you but in the credits they do say they did not take any money
- 29:03from credits yeah but yeah I forgot about it I might have stuck around to
- 29:07the end just to see that just to see that not the post credit scene did the
- 29:11penguin snort coke off anybody's dick I'd love to see this is that the
- 29:18post credit scene don't around for it you don't want to see it mate they went
- 29:23way too far yeah and then it just pans up to Matt Reed and he just goes got you
- 29:28go yeah he didn't want to see this but now you've seen
- 29:32it it's Matt Reeves's dick I fed this whole movie is me snorting cocaine off Matt Reeves's
- 29:39dick and Matt Reeves is loving reminded me of
- 29:45anyway well that's what I was doing whilst watching it so I just saw this in there what's
- 29:51that which one the that Jonah Hill oh yeah I just I just saw that too I I I
- 29:58love this Jonah Hill heard they were doing this heard there was the Riddler
- 30:02and went in and was like I'd love to play The Riddler and they're like we see
- 30:05you more as a penguin and he's like [ __ ] you no I want to play The Riddler and
- 30:09they're like penguin or nothing honestly I could I could I think he could have
- 30:14done a good ridock yeah I agree and I think he lost all that weight didn't he
- 30:19he did he did and I feel bad for men do not mention it to him though well yeah
- 30:25because because people ask him the most inane questions like and and you can
- 30:28tell that he's like come on there was an interview where they were like oh do you
- 30:31you know do you still feel like you're the fat guy the funny guy cuz you were
- 30:36fat and bar these questions and he's like can we talk about something else
- 30:39yeah like anything else like I'm not I'm not a fat guy I'm I'm an actor like can
- 30:45we talk about anything other than the fact that I used to be fat for [ __ ] sake
- 30:49yeah yeah and it's been a while like it's not like he's just lost it or
- 30:54anything it's been years now but I think he could have done great job it was kind
- 30:59of his thing at the time like when he did those comedies and actually I don't
- 31:03think he I don't think he would have been right for penguin in this cuz
- 31:06penguin in this is like a rough character and I think Colin Farrell
- 31:11although this didn't physically resemble Colin Farrell in any way at all um but
- 31:15he's the right kind of [ __ ] witht to play this character I think Jonah Hill is too
- 31:20nice sure is he like a cockney [ __ ]
- 31:24he's no he's he's he's [ __ ] Brooklyn oh all right cool all right he he's sort
- 31:31of older he's hardened from running his Empire for a long
- 31:36time that'd get me
- 31:41hard yeah all right I mean I'll watch it at some point watch it because I watch
- 31:47it if only to tell me if you like it or not because I want to know if you're
- 31:51annoyed by the things that annoyed me or whether you like the aesthetic of it
- 31:57enough that you can just go n it's [ __ ] great very long I don't think
- 32:02I'm going to get to the movies to see this so it's going to have to be when it
- 32:05comes out I remember sitting there going
- 32:08please God will this movie End yeah good
- 32:15review at some point some points I'm enjoying it and then other points I'm
- 32:19going all right let's wrap this up like Return of the King you know Return of
- 32:23the King the movie ended there was five more scen oh come on
- 32:30when will this end it'll end when I say it's
- 32:35end um like there's a scene Luke where it's
- 32:40like it's ended the film's over everyone said their goodbyes mystery cameos have
- 32:47happened and finished and then it's like am I just now watching two bike
- 32:51enthusiasts riding off together in a sequence that's just far too long like
- 32:57like that whole scene like if there was going to be a sequel or another one
- 33:02maybe works for a standalone movie oh they're hoping this will be a sequel for
- 33:08sure for sure like the last 10 minutes of this movie is
- 33:14basically coming to looking straight into the camera and saying Brothers yeah
- 33:21yeah I've got ideas let this happen is Bookworm in
- 33:25this [ __ ] Rony McDow wearing Giant Book suit I [ __ ] wish I wish but my
- 33:32favorite maybe King Tut I say King yeah
- 33:36no I no see Luke you alluded at this but I actually think there was some
- 33:40similarity between this and the old Adam West Batman in a way and in a way this
- 33:47is the most comic Booky but not not those same comic books yeah cuz the
- 33:52comic books didn't have the tone of that show they did have the zaniness to a
- 33:56degree but like even the old ones you know Batman had the blue suit I don't
- 33:59know if he has that these days but you know he used to have a blue and gray
- 34:01suit and he didn't he never wore black back in back in the day when we were
- 34:05kids I and I read Batman but it and it did have zany characters like it had the
- 34:10was it the ventriloquist was it just the ventriloquist that guy yeah and but they
- 34:14were always they were always a bit creepy but they they hinted on something
- 34:20in the show in the movie so are they no sorry I interrupted your train of thought you
- 34:26keep going no no no I was just going to say that the comics like I said they
- 34:29they like the the the TV show that you know the' 60s one or Whatever Whenever
- 34:34never quite captured the creepiness it just went for all the the the goofiness
- 34:38but the the comics always had kind of a dark Edge to them not as much as some
- 34:42people claim that they did CU people say oh Batman was always dark it wasn't that
- 34:46dark but they always have a bit of an edge ESP sure this movie is humorless
- 34:53though yes this movie takes itself incred
- 34:58seriously and and that's why I think some people are going to like it because because of
- 35:04that because it's taken so serious they think I have to like this otherwise yeah
- 35:09yeah cuz this is what people have been asking for like oh even Jonathan Nolan's
- 35:12Christopher Nolan's Batman's just like oh well there was still still a bit too
- 35:16much light-heartedness in there like yeah
- 35:20right I've enough of the Wayne family as you know who my f my favorite character
- 35:26in yeah you have no I I love um oh you wouldn't be interested in that you know
- 35:33like uh oh yeah yeah yeah the the lucious
- 35:37Luan yeah lucious is my favorite what a luscious sorry that was the porn parody
- 35:43luscious Fox Bruce wayang we've talked we've I
- 35:49love that we've talked about this movie so much without saying really much about
- 35:53it but uh I would said nothing about this movie well look I haven't seen it
- 35:57no idea hopefully even listen who who have or have not seen the film will
- 36:00still enjoy the conversation cuz like yeah I've still enjoyed this I would
- 36:05have Lov to have enjoyed a Bill Murray Batman movie oh yes yeah what's what's
- 36:11the deal with this so Bill Murray says back in the 80s he and Ivan
- 36:17wman wanteded to do a Batman movie where
- 36:22I guess it was going to be Bill Murray as Batman and a comedy there's no way
- 36:28that this was not going to be a comedy so I just I just wish Eddie Murphy as
- 36:34Robin I just wish this existed somewhere in some capacity I wish they done some screen
- 36:41tests or something yeah it might have just ruined it forever probably for the
- 36:44best that it didn't because we wouldn't have got I I I'm going to put this out
- 36:48there this would have been something that coming up when there was a lot of
- 36:51coke around sure I think that can be said about just about any of Bill M's
- 36:57early career well he says they they decided to make Ghostbusters instead
- 37:02which fair enough that worked out pretty well that worked out pretty well [ __ ]
- 37:06well they probably also just worked out that that they probably weren't going to
- 37:09be able to do with Batman then anyway yeah no one was going to give them the
- 37:14Batman license Ghostbusters is so good how is it that we can't make a
- 37:20movie just from scratch like that like because there wasn't I mean I know it's
- 37:25Loosely based on a thing but not really I I think they just stole the name for
- 37:30it that's what I mean why can't we make movies like I mean I know that they kind
- 37:34of do but like come on Ghostbusters they sometimes do but yeah like instead of
- 37:40doing Ghostbusters two and three and four and five like yeah give them give
- 37:45those same guys that came up with that yeah whatever money they want to come up
- 37:49with another original idea but then I guess look at the stuff I mean they get
- 37:52these these are all Saturday Night Live guys and then they do let Saturday Night
- 37:56Live people make movies and that is well now well no now they let them Saturday
- 38:01Night Live people do Ghostbusters that's the problem as well that didn't work out
- 38:06anyway yeah I just think a Bill Murray Batman directed by Ivan wman would have
- 38:13been a thing that I think would have been interesting but maybe it's for the best
- 38:18that it never happened so speaking about movies that other people wanted to make
- 38:24that it's probably best that they didn't happen um did Grimes ever think she was
- 38:29actually gonna be the director of Dune I don't know that she thought she was
- 38:33going to be I only know Grimes because she's Elon musk's baby mama and I know
- 38:39that's awful but I don't know her music or well you know they now have two kids
- 38:45right apparently so a secret they got back together organized a
- 38:51surrogate they know that [ __ ] hell yeah it's fire surrogate did they have
- 38:56the first one fire s good or no well either that or they faked those
- 39:02photos where she's pregnant naked that they used she used as an album cover but
- 39:06oh is that is I'm pretty sure it was an album cover no look I like Grimes she her
- 39:12music's I think what I've I haven't heard a lot of it but what I've heard of
- 39:16her I like she's done some good collabs with bands that I like like Bring Me The
- 39:19Horizon and uh a couple others I think she's talented and she seems like an interesting
- 39:25character uh I don't know that she she said that she
- 39:30was kind of had always dreamed of doing like a hodosi style June directing she's
- 39:36very into sci-fi you could you could tell immediately if you look at her
- 39:39stuff okay and so she just kind of always dreamt of doing it so I think
- 39:43this article's kind of making more of it than there really is like she just kind
- 39:48of you know like like I dreamt of making a Star Wars movie right but that was
- 39:52never about that all the time it's probably best that I don't cu I don't
- 39:57know yeah but yeah but evidently she
- 40:01like as a as a consolation prize signed on to kind of be an
- 40:07official social media influencer promoting Dune and that would
- 40:13have been good that would have been a good fit I think except except for her
- 40:18little prank that she pulled that got some got a little too much press where
- 40:23she was reading the um Communist Manifesto uh and for some reason people
- 40:28were too [ __ ] stupid to realize that she was that was a joke she was making
- 40:32fun of because she had just broken up Elon Musk a billionaire yeah yes and so
- 40:37she's now a communist yeah exactly and it caused so much bad press that they
- 40:42were like sorry and she was wow didn't get to do that she says though that she
- 40:46would have done a really woke version that gets rid of the white savior Trope
- 40:49and I'm not sure Dune has a lot to offer without that that's kind of the point of
- 40:54it For Better or Worse much you could really I don't understand could you
- 40:59really change that cuz I wouldn't have thought so without changing the entire
- 41:02story because it's based off a book yeah and yovi was going to change a lot of
- 41:07stuff not that but he was going to change a lot of stuff too and all it
- 41:10meant was that it just wouldn't be like the book right yeah maybe that was her
- 41:14plan as well yeah the the reason that
- 41:18the Dune movie is such a masterpiece is because
- 41:23Deni took a book that when most people
- 41:28imagine it like off the page it becomes
- 41:32very cheesy sure like it's words are fine but as soon as you put it into
- 41:38image it's it becomes a little silly I know you yeah absolutely yeah the stuff
- 41:43in the book that's not in the movie and there's a good reason for that yeah I
- 41:47still need to ask have they started filming the second movie yet I don't
- 41:51think they have but they have G out there saying it's not happenening well
- 41:55they there's casting rumors now it's coming out next year apparently yeah and
- 42:00it's got I'm happy about the the casting Florence Pew as a princess she's great
- 42:06she's [ __ ] awesome yeah she's great I love it that they waited to the second
- 42:11movie to even cast that and like David Lynch his version it's like she narrates
- 42:14that she comes out first yeah she's like the first I mean in the book she's the
- 42:18chapter headings right she's she it's her memories yeah um that reminds me
- 42:23enough to talk about it right now but I finally watched Hawkeye speaking of
- 42:26Florence oh oh what did you think [ __ ] great yeah it's really good what
- 42:30a great Series yeah she's great in it which is why this reminded me character
- 42:37is just a great character yeah but yeah what a great little series like you know
- 42:41uh yeah might be one of my one certainly one of my favorites of the Disney shows
- 42:45which is not what I expected because no and you know what you know why it's so
- 42:49good it's because and I like I like Loki but like it didn't play with [ __ ] the
- 42:54[ __ ] Masters of the Universe and all time
- 43:00threat no it was just one little selfcontained story very well there is
- 43:05there's L there's one thing about it that I feel like maybe I must have missed
- 43:10something because I didn't watch all of Daredevil right so I mean we can talk
- 43:14about spoilers for this show it's been out for long enough Daredevil certainly
- 43:17has right so Kingpin is in this and I had a feeling that it was Kingpin he was
- 43:23talking about cuz he kept saying the big guy and all this kind of stuff it went
- 43:25on and they showed it V back as Kingpin and I was like oh that's great but he's
- 43:32just a guy except he's not clearly did I miss something when did that happen no I
- 43:38don't I I never watched Daredevil so I didn't read into it okay all right Fair big big and
- 43:44powerful man I I just I just bought it I bought it yeah fair enough I just I was
- 43:49just like did they ever explain why he was able to get blown up but he's fine
- 43:54but then whatever well in the comics no no I know that but I just did they
- 44:01ever yeah it doesn't matter probably they didn't like I I just don't remember
- 44:05in the Daredevil show I only watched two seasons of Daredevil but at no point was
- 44:08he a [ __ ] superhuman so I was like oh I think they may have changed it from oh
- 44:15no cuz they're all tied in Lally just have been their way of saying this he's
- 44:20superhuman now don't worry about it just is but did he play it the same as he did
- 44:25in Daredevil I know it's the same so as far as I know he's the same
- 44:31character it's just in I did not in deadevil see him survive scenarios that
- 44:35like he does in Hawkeye where clearly they're telling me there's more going on
- 44:40here he's not just a normal man right it's not like Ryan Reynolds has played
- 44:44Deadpool twice but you're not meant to assume it's the same character sure
- 44:48right I I got I definitely got the impression that they've now and because
- 44:53I know I know we don't have to talk about this too much I've seen the new
- 44:57Spider-Man but I know there's more to this m mhm so
- 45:02yeah um I have an either May something to do with that Al cuz I thought too I
- 45:07still haven't watched eternals or Spider-Man I thought maybe it's
- 45:09something in one of those movies that expl don't watch etern don't watch
- 45:12eternals Matt do I need to have watched the eternels to watch Spider-Man because
- 45:16no you need to have watched eternels to do anything just so you're aware Dan
- 45:20Spider-Man's available uh for watching
- 45:25is it that must be new checking okay great great we do get a new Marvel TV
- 45:31show this month do we we get moonnight Moonlight oh I'm excited about
- 45:37that excellent yeah apparently not excited enough I didn't know it was
- 45:41coming out but yeah it comes out in the 30th so I know it was a series qu told
- 45:46me I thought it was a movie and I was excited about a movie I'm even more
- 45:49excited about a series Oscar ISAC what a
- 45:52guy yeah he's a [ __ ] he's great yeah cuz I was trying to find there's been a
- 45:58rumor of something else being made into a television show but I can't remember
- 46:02what it was a Marvel thing or something else it was a Marvel thing h i just
- 46:08remember reading it somewhere and I can't remember what it was and I went
- 46:11that's going to be interesting but no completely forgot so we'll well there's
- 46:15one more piece of Dune news that I interrupted with my Hawkeye [ __ ] but uh
- 46:20and it's not really news news it's just the screenwriter has said maybe June
- 46:24part two is only the beginning m so maybe get to see super weird [ __ ]
- 46:31that happens later in the D the very fact that they're casting a such a
- 46:37prominent actor as princess irelan who doesn't really feature in the first dune
- 46:43book and therefore probably won't feature a whole lot in the next June
- 46:46movie but features very prominently in June Messiah um means that they probably
- 46:52planning on at least going to the third one see I don't think Beyond I don't
- 46:57think we know how Luke feels about the second one I can't even Luke's
- 47:01definitely going to be down on this one I don't think they should do it as a
- 47:05movie either it should be a television series yeah they've done that though
- 47:10have you seen yet Luke did you watch it no no doesn't even care why are we
- 47:16listening to it he does care I'd only watch it for one
- 47:20scene sure well it's in there only scene I know yeah it's in there it's in there
- 47:26but it's not I with something like this I think it would be benefit from a television
- 47:30series where instead of having like 2 to three hours you'd have 10 hours tell
- 47:34normally completely agree but matter is right they did that they made it very
- 47:40very faithful to the book and it wasn't very good it was yeah yeah very boring
- 47:46but doing it today with how now that they they make TV
- 47:52differently yeah they make TV differently now you can have
- 47:57dicks in it couldn't do that back then mhm not in Japan you could have tits but
- 48:02yeah no dicks in Japan no dicks no now
- 48:06you want dick have dick I will thanks very much
- 48:11thanks appreciate it um I saw the trailer for morbius uh yesterday when I
- 48:17was watching the Batman yeah I saw that that doesn't look good that looks awful
- 48:22and and I I I'm very surprised that some
- 48:26body I.E Sony Pictures thinks Jared Leto
- 48:30can be a leading man when he is kind of
- 48:35the joke supporting actor these days like he has proven he's been fine in a
- 48:41couple of things uh was fine absolutely
- 48:43fine in uh Blade Runner but he has done
- 48:48several support roles where he was really panned for his performance mhm
- 48:54and one of them was a comic book movie yes yeah yeah yeah I don't know he uh I
- 49:01mean people like him so do they yeah yeah he popular he has a whole cult
- 49:07following him and his band apparently yeah for his music I'm talking about his
- 49:12performance as an actor yeah sure well I mean those people will go see it though
- 49:16right yeah I guess so yeah and uh but yeah I'm I'm not going to see no
- 49:21interest in it he was good in American Psycho he was good in that Mr Nobody
- 49:25movie he's been good in and uh Rec Rec for dream he's in yeah Rec for dream he
- 49:30good ensemble cast American Psycho support actor again sure he's done a
- 49:35perfectly good job of some of them good point I've been told and I haven't seen
- 49:39it because I've got no interest in watching House of Gucci but evidently
- 49:43his performance single-handedly ruined that entire film I think it's called
- 49:47House of gu yeah House of House of cooch house house of
- 49:55grundle um no I think yeah I think that I'm going
- 50:00to skip I saw the trailer and I went no I don't care for this at all and the
- 50:04fact that it's also it's a Sony one that Marvel's not really involved in so it's
- 50:09not even tied into they're doing CRA H as it'll it'll
- 50:13tie in it'll tie into Venom and it'll tie into Spiderman but nothing beyond
- 50:17that uh Craven the hunter is Russell Crow's in it I forget whether he's
- 50:21Craven or he's has Craven no I don't know if he's CRA I think he's too old to
- 50:26play it but i' out yeah it's
- 50:31got Craven the hunter Christopher Foreigner maybe I made that up
- 50:37about Russell Crow joins Sony Marvel movie okay didn't make it up Russell
- 50:41Crow's set to join no but it has Alan Aaron Taylor Johnson in the lead role
- 50:46and he's very good he was kickass and he was also that oh yeah soldier with the
- 50:51beard in um what's
- 50:55Nolan's time travel James Bond movie uh tenant you know the soldier with the
- 51:00beard that you like think if they did a sequel he'd probably be one of the main
- 51:03characters cuz there's definitely something going on with him yeah he's
- 51:06that guy okay all right well they're doing that movie as well okay at some
- 51:12point I more likely watch this than morbius
- 51:17morbius I think the next movie I'm going to probably see will be the next Marvel
- 51:21one which is Doctor Strange yes yeah I can finally watch the trailer
- 51:26watch Spider-Man I don't want to watch Spider-Man I'm don't watch the trailer
- 51:30rather until I've seen Spider-Man cuz I know it follows up I am
- 51:34surpris Thor oh oh I remember what the rumor was for a television show from
- 51:39Thor remember shehawk uh no that um The
- 51:45Rock dude oh voiced by oh c evidently just red at him getting a TV series
- 51:51about him all right I would watch that watch the [ __ ] out of that watch that as
- 51:55well yeah as especially if uh no need to be scared unless you're made of
- 52:01sciss and I think and YT would have to have something to do with it cuz he's
- 52:05the voice yeah hopefully although that said I've got literally no interest in
- 52:10watching his pirate show oh I don't know that looks pretty funny it's probably
- 52:14stupid but I don't know I saw it I was
- 52:18like I I I don't particularly like what we do in the shadows because I feel like
- 52:24he does a bit of explaining the joke to much for me sometimes that's what this
- 52:28looks like he kind of murders the joke this looks like what we do in the
- 52:32Shadows on a boat because I like what's what's the guy from Flight of the
- 52:36Concords yeah um um you know who uh no no no not Jermaine um the guy
- 52:42who's in this Blackbeard show or the pirate show um oh Murray that guy yeah
- 52:47M re you're the dick how do you like that taste of your own dick get taste of
- 52:52your own dick medicine yeah he's very funny in
- 52:57but he has the potential to not be funny I guess if if they just explain his
- 53:03jokes too many times maybe I'll watch I'm just posting in the chat evidently
- 53:09yes here is the article talking about that yes there is
- 53:13one in development that is corg Marvel Series in
- 53:19development oh go still he's gone oh there's okay right hand side in
- 53:26the sidebar see Alexandra didario cleverly hide a sexy video in her
- 53:30Instagram I can't not click on
- 53:34that but what see her high no it's hidden because it was the second post
- 53:40along so oh all right that's it's only it's only sex who knows how to it's only
- 53:47sexy if you think Alexandra didario is sexy which I don't really care about her
- 53:51either way so what she's gorgeous it for me Dan's broken what's wrong with him
- 53:57yeah no I've I've never had the same she's just no no
- 54:04well I will agree with you here I mean this video is fairly underwhelming they
- 54:07did make it seem like she gets a tits out on Instagram if you know where to
- 54:11cck click like but also yeah user you could just look at him
- 54:18there but any user of Instagram would easily be able to see this and also the
- 54:23way that the feed works is if you didn't see it the first time
- 54:27show you the second SL the next time you log in okay what is this website these
- 54:30are the related articles Alexandra Daario stuns in sheer
- 54:35crop top in latest post next article Alexandra didario cleverly shows a lot
- 54:40of skin in a sexy new post she's clever I think you just clicked through just of
- 54:45the Alexandra didario story I've got c c h Berry C very skateboarding without
- 54:52pants on I'll just click through to my website never mind
- 54:59it's I think this site's just very big on see Alexandri darar wearing unusually
- 55:03sexy clothes to play tennis unusually sexy please tell me what the unusually
- 55:10sexy clothes are cuz I don't have they're just the masters of clickbait
- 55:14I'm clicking masters of masturbate well it's I mean let's put
- 55:20this in the show notes I mean
- 55:25sure yeah she's oh okay again if you think she's sexy then yeah you'll think
- 55:30her in sexy clothes are sexy and if you don't you be like wearing a lot like
- 55:36yeah I mean it's a tennis skirt I mean it's not that unusual but it's just on
- 55:40her Instagram you could just follow her Instagram she photos the she's the
- 55:45caption she's written is now I just need to learn how to play tennis she wasn't
- 55:49going to play tennis she just is wearing a sexy tennis skirt that's right because
- 55:53she knows also I follow her on Instagram I don't even need decide to tell me also
- 55:59she's jent she's trying very hard to appear sexy here yeah I know she's
- 56:04trying to catch my eye Dan I'm aware I've I've with her it's not appropriate yeah
- 56:10I'm a married man Alexandra cut it out cut it out what do you want from
- 56:17me you want to date me is that it yeah it's not going to happen cuz I'm not
- 56:25allowed I think that was her character in um
- 56:31Always Sunny no she was in Always Sunny no her character is True Detective she
- 56:37she dated Charlie yeah I I I'm I'm sure wrote that episode and got her in
- 56:44it just so that he could make out with her in that scene I'm convinced that
- 56:48that's how that happened no in True Detective she plays the the one that uh
- 56:54yes Woody har not meant to be having sex with mhm Woody
- 57:00harelson yeah he was good yeah that's that's a show where you
- 57:07had lots of tits no dicks no dicks no dicks at all I love
- 57:11that show though that first series I watched it probably once a year I'll
- 57:14watch it through again I liked it a lot until the end I was disappointed by the
- 57:18end where it was just Hillbillies one thing I want you oh what
- 57:22did you hope it was I thought it was on hold on no no no it wasn't just Hill be
- 57:27if you think that then you only watched it till halfway the whole thing is
- 57:30implied that it's this huge like um like
- 57:36um explanation what am I trying to say it it's it's it's systematic it's
- 57:41systemic that that these like the hillbillies are the ones doing the
- 57:45things but it's these like the mayor and the leader of the church and stuff that
- 57:48are the ones that all this shit's being done by and covered up for no it was the
- 57:54family in the house at the end no that one dude was just the guy who worked for
- 57:58the church he was the grounds keeper for the church yeah tutle it's Tuttle that's
- 58:03doing all this stuff that he needs covering up and burning down churches
- 58:06and all these kids going missing I'll watch it again you know what I want you to watch
- 58:11Matt it's been long time so I'm I'm I'm almost almost to the end of season 2 of
- 58:15Hannibal now oh yeah um which I'm liking very much there's there's one thing
- 58:22though that's stopping me from really loving it um and and and it's a question
- 58:28of motivations shifting motivation and I get that characters grow and change but
- 58:33there's a kind of a little bit of like why why is this happening why is this
- 58:36character okay with this now that's that's not what they not what they used
- 58:40to do so there's a bit of that going on um in the character does that in context
- 58:46of the show or just that you know the character from elsewhere and so it's
- 58:48confusing both so maybe maybe maybe I should just be watching it I'm trying to
- 58:52just watch it and and assume there a third season as well so um I'm trying to
- 58:58just kind of let it let it trick me and then UNT trick me if that's what it's
- 59:02trying to do um so I'll Reserve judgment till the end but I'm enjoying the tone
- 59:07of it very much alexandraa didario in it not that I know but then again I didn't
- 59:11know she was in Always Sunny so maybe she was in it I didn't even notice it
- 59:14cuz I find her I find her very common
- 59:19looking there I said it she's going to be very disappointed when she listens
- 59:23she's one of those women that's like seem so Des for us to find her sexy but
- 59:28I just I just don't it's just such a she going to be
- 59:33so yeah she's going to be so upset when
- 59:39word gets back to her MH well when she listens you know
- 59:43yeah before we go uh because we're nearing that time of the episode I do
- 59:48want to mention I want to make sure I mention well first of all I want to
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- 1:00:19it's 10 bucks gets you almost a thousand
- 1:00:23games and it's it's kind of silly and at first I was like well I'll buy it anyway
- 1:00:28because I want to support Ukraine and maybe there's something good in there
- 1:00:31there's a lot of good stuff in there there's a lot of good in here there's a
- 1:00:34lot of uh Octavia Naro stuff is all in there it's got uh was that one used
- 1:00:40lesbian sword fighters or something yeah that's so weird it's like they just said
- 1:00:44who wants who wants to go in and a lot of people put up their hand and they
- 1:00:47they just put it inally you can pay more but yeah and
- 1:00:52just a lot of them are windows only so just bear that in mind but honestly
- 1:00:56there's so much if you don't have a Windows machine which I currently am not
- 1:00:59using Windows there'll be plenty you don't get a steam key or anything just there all
- 1:01:05drm3 no but there's just it's like I said almost a thousand games and there's
- 1:01:10guaranteed head spun that's a good game guaranteed to be something listener that
- 1:01:13you definitely enough in there that you'll get your $10 worth and it's it's
- 1:01:17for a great cause so yeah and they've made actually quite a bit of they've
- 1:01:23raised quite a bit of money already on it yeah over 4 Mill I think it says here
- 1:01:27right yeah they're getting close to their $5 million gold fantastic so
- 1:01:30that's great cuz I I know a lot of people have been doing things like
- 1:01:33renting Ukrainian airbnbs and then not staying in them to like give you money
- 1:01:37and stuff but I've heard a lot of criticism of that too by people too
- 1:01:44noisy but um that you're really only
- 1:01:47helping people of means if you do that yeah so you're better off given to
- 1:01:53UNICEF or you know or something like this than doing that yeah so anyway I
- 1:01:59think I think this is a good one so listeners check it out you know it's
- 1:02:04funny cuz I I forget about ichio for like long periods of time and then I
- 1:02:08remember and I go deep down the rabbit hole and actually I
- 1:02:12played I downloaded several games um
- 1:02:17what still annoys me about um Mac is that Catalina onwards don't play a lot
- 1:02:23of games because it does do support 32bites which means that a
- 1:02:29lot of I mean there's a lot ofs you can't play but a lot of people still
- 1:02:32build games 32 bits so like you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] so there's a lot of
- 1:02:37brand new games that people make in retro styles that you can't play um but
- 1:02:42I played a fantastic game a couple of weeks ago that I've been meaning to
- 1:02:45mention and it's called and I want to just get this right so let me just open
- 1:02:49my games folder it's called if On a Winter's Night for travelers dot dot dot
- 1:02:56huh and it is it's it's made it's made like an old you know Lucas Arts
- 1:03:03Adventure Point in Click yeah there's not a lot of back and forth like in
- 1:03:07those games it's a fairly short game and you you've pretty much just got to
- 1:03:10proceed through the game you've just got to click on the correct things until
- 1:03:14things happen um but it's dark as [ __ ] the premise without giving too much away
- 1:03:20is that four people are on a train an
- 1:03:23overnight train um during some kind of
- 1:03:27party where everyone's in masquerade and four of them don't know why they're
- 1:03:32there and have no memory of why they're there so they tell each other the story
- 1:03:35of the last thing they do remember which are these Grim as [ __ ] stories that each
- 1:03:40of them have just gone through um but
- 1:03:43it's profoundly moving um for what it is
- 1:03:48uh interesting highly recommend if you like that sort of
- 1:03:52thing this um so in this bundle is a game that I've not played yet however I
- 1:03:57saw this and I was like [ __ ] me I need to get in I need to go down this itchy
- 1:04:02rabbit hole right because this is from the developers of a game called the
- 1:04:05shrouded which I saw at Pax and I I own on the switch which is a very good game
- 1:04:09um this game is called Lucifer within us uh and this is this is the
- 1:04:15description as a digital Exorcist working for the Church of an's
- 1:04:19Inquisition it is your duty to find Sinners and ensure continued Harmony
- 1:04:24digital demons corrupt the network cause human hosts to act on secret desires and
- 1:04:28sins even unto murder discover the one truth to determine which citizens are
- 1:04:32infected and exercise the possessed it's a murder mystery where you are an
- 1:04:38exorcist in like a cyber Punk
- 1:04:42future where I I just don't even know
- 1:04:46how Madam the game it's like [ __ ] hell and and then if you look at it's
- 1:04:52quite in depth like you've got to interrogate people and unveil the truth
- 1:04:57and like you it just looks amazing achievements no see that I was about to
- 1:05:02say Luke's not interested in any of this [ __ ] like I it upsets me cuz there are
- 1:05:06some good games that I like to play but then no achievements
- 1:05:11yeah yeah is this on uh steam maybe it
- 1:05:16is on Steam it is there you go a steam
- 1:05:19achievements are right no no has to be Xbox achievements
- 1:05:26it's all about that gamer score uh so if it's on the Microsoft game store maybe
- 1:05:31Microsoft game store which one did you say that you had
- 1:05:36played already Matt was it shattered Planet shattered Planet the shrouded
- 1:05:42aisle oh shrouded aisle yeah shrouded a is very
- 1:05:46cool you run a a
- 1:05:50cult oh I saw it I played it at packs oh uh that that does look very interesting
- 1:05:57yeah I had a chat with them at pack it was very cool I think we might have interviewed
- 1:06:01them actually I like I like this kind odd monochrome look yeah yeah it's I
- 1:06:08bought bought something on recently that was that yeah um there's a game on Gog a
- 1:06:14new game that I bought recently because it has this old kind
- 1:06:19of amrad look oh cool yeah oh God I had an amstad
- 1:06:25back the day did you which one did you
- 1:06:28have I don't even know what model it was
- 1:06:32it had literally one game on it computer
- 1:06:37had the green screen here we go computer greenre return of auin was the uh game
- 1:06:43that I was just just talking about yes um I've seen that I might own that too
- 1:06:49somewhere probably it's like it's like 3D but it looks like it's rendered and
- 1:06:55some old I I I don't even know how to
- 1:06:58explain it but it's I an amstrad CPC
- 1:07:03464 just rolls off the tongue yeah that's why I couldn't remember black was
- 1:07:07it black yep yeah the tape drive built in
- 1:07:12yes oh it was it tape cassette yeah okay oh yeah yeah yeah yeah for listeners who
- 1:07:17don't know yes cassette tapes as in yeah or maybe you don't even know what that
- 1:07:21is some kids you could get you could get that old what amstrad did have their old
- 1:07:26um floppies as well slightly after that you you must have had quite an early one
- 1:07:32I did I I friend actually when you put in a disc into your amstrad the
- 1:07:38operating system you had to you had to type
- 1:07:41run comma D for dis to just play the it didn't it didn't know to just [ __ ]
- 1:07:48boot a when you put it in there why would it know no exactly why would it
- 1:07:52know the computer would do what you told it to do tell me what to do mate yeah do
- 1:07:58you know what I'm going to tell you guys what to do the Afterparty oh yeah
- 1:08:05ooh M I don't know what I mean by that but I guess we'll find out what we
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