Don’t Eat the Tomatoes: Dorothea Puente, Backyard Burials, and Serial Killers with Gardens

Brews With Boos · May 20, 2026 · 1h 4m

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately spirals from “my neighbor has a lovely garden” to “what if there’s a body under the zucchini?” which somehow leads us straight into one of the most horrifying grandmas in true crime history. This week’s Fuckery Report digs into backyard burials, crawl spaces, suspicious concrete work, and America’s deeply concerning ability to trust anyone holding a shovel. 🌱💀

Then in the Long Pour, we head to Sacramento for the story of Dorothea Puente, the cardigan-wearing grandmother who allegedly drugged tenants, cashed their Social Security checks, buried bodies…