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You Can’t Tax my Silencers · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake dudes?
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Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
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Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 346 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
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Brian McFadden: And I'm Ryan.
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Testecleese: And we're just two guys drinking some beer, talking about what's going on,
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Testecleese: A lot of weird stuff lately, but nothing that really matters for the most part. A little bit here and there, maybe especially concerning the socialists.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: Leh… And… Speaking of, when we get to local… Michigan.
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Testecleese: The… Everything's going crazy in Michigan with this new guy, isn't it?
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Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, they'll be talking about him for the next 6 months.
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Testecleese: Now, what's his full name? Because it offends him if you use it.
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Brian McFadden: No, he uses it. I mean, but it's funny, because he's running ads on TV, he's got white grandparents.
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Testecleese: Yeah, if you can't pronounce it, don't keep it out your mouth.
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Testecleese: And I'm like, wow, dude, that's fucking cold. Just because I can't pronounce your name, I can't even say you're a good guy?
1:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:45
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:46
Testecleese: What was it like?
1:49
Testecleese: I know there's a Mohammed in there somewhere.
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Brian McFadden: I'll see yadda.
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Testecleese: Yeah, Al-Sayed Muhammad something, right?
2:00
Testecleese: But yeah, you gotta, like, all butthurt that people use his full name, which I thought was hilarious.
2:06
Testecleese: Because, like, yeah, why would you do that, besides pulling something out? However…
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Testecleese: when Obama was running for office, he used Obama's middle name. Did you… Did you catch that?
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Brian McFadden: -
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Testecleese: It's out there on X, or Twitter, whatever you want to call it.
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Testecleese: He… and there's video of him calling him Barack Hussein Obama, and unless you wanted to point out who he was, why would you do that, right?
2:37
Brian McFadden: Yo.
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Testecleese: I'm just saying, like, usually you only use a middle name for a fucking killer. Anyone has 3 names. Fuck you! Almost everyone has a middle name and you know it, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:51
Testecleese: I'm assuming you have a middle name?
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Brian McFadden: I do.
2:56
Testecleese: There you go.
2:58
Testecleese: And it's probably a family name, they just… they didn't want to disappear, right?
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Brian McFadden: Exactly.
3:08
Testecleese: Alright, where are we at? What the fuck was I talking about?
3:13
Testecleese: Oh, jeez.
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Brian McFadden: No, you're already getting off topic.
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Testecleese: I know, right?
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Testecleese: Oh!
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Testecleese: That transgender we were talking about that was begging to come back from the Netherlands, because they.
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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Testecleese: into, camps.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: with, radical Islamists.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: I said… came out and flat out said, I was like, no, yeah, no, I was wrong.
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Brian McFadden: Wow.
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Testecleese: Getting looked at funny is so much better than being afraid to go to the bathroom, because I might get stabbed to death.
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Brian McFadden: You think?
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Testecleese: Yeah, and then I was like, oh, go… go figure. It's like, you had no idea how the rest of the world works. You just have this idea in your head, and for some reason, you thought the Netherlands
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Testecleese: What's the place to go? And somehow…
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Testecleese: They would just welcome him in with open arms.
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Testecleese: You gotta go through the same refugee process as everyone else, unless you think you're better than other people, right?
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Testecleese: I don't know, it sounds like these people might be white supremacists, thinking they get to skip the line, you know?
4:28
Testecleese: Oh, whatever.
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Testecleese: Alright, apparently the dude who, was accused of setting the wildfires in Spokane has confessed, and I guess he lit 5 different spots to start this giant fire out there.
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Brian McFadden: Wow.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
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Testecleese: This didn't get a lot of news coverage. We mentioned it once or twice, the Washington Fire, but no one gives a shit when Washington's on fire, do they?
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Brian McFadden: No, they're… I mean, the Spokane side of the state's fairly conservative.
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Brian McFadden: You know, it's not anything like Seattle, so…
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Testecleese: Exactly. Just like we had massive flooding and landslides in West Virginia this week, no one gave a shit. We had flooding a couple weeks ago, no one gave a fuck, I didn't see it anywhere in the news.
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Testecleese: But I go down to the local wherever, where they have, like, Fox News on, or CNN, or whatever, whatever the fuck it was, and they were showing me what the flooding in Colorado, or, I'm sorry, in New England.
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Testecleese: And I was like, we just had, like, 30 people die and, like, 100 houses disappear in West Virginia, and nobody even fucking mentioned it. And they're talking about the rising waters in Massachusetts.
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Testecleese: And I was like, what the fuck?
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: I'm just sorry, Massachusetts is… it's a fucking coastal city. The ocean's gonna do what it's gonna do, right?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: It's your fault for living next to it, at this point.
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Testecleese: Especially a tiny little steak.
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Testecleese: somehow they have so much authority in this country still, and… what? Because…
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Testecleese: Because they used to have balls, and started a revolution that Philadelphia backed up.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was a couple years ago.
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Testecleese: What's that?
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Brian McFadden: That was a couple years ago.
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Testecleese: Well, I was talking about the revolution.
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Brian McFadden: I know what you're talking about.
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Testecleese: Oh.
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Brian McFadden: I'm being a sarcastic. Okay.
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Testecleese: Yeah, okay, I get that, I'm sorry, I missed it.
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Testecleese: But yeah, Massachusetts is a bunch of bitches.
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Testecleese: 2020 should have been a huge year.
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Testecleese: For Massachusetts. They should have brought in so much money from tourism, because it had been 400 years for the pilgrims.
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Testecleese: But they shut everything down, no one was allowed to go anywhere, no one was allowed in or out.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: because of COVID.
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Testecleese: Can you imagine how much money Massachusetts would have made at the 400-year anniversary of the landing of the Pilgrims?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Now, granted, many tourists may have been disappointed by seeing Plymouth Rock.
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Testecleese: But they still would have gone and done it, right?
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Brian McFadden: Alright, he's out.
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Testecleese: When you were in Massachusetts, on the South Shore.
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Testecleese: Did you go to Plymouth Rock?
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Brian McFadden: No, I didn't go.
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Testecleese: No shit! Are you kidding me? You were… dude, you realize you were within, like, 30 miles of the rock?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, I didn't make it. I was just there for a short time, so… for a wedding.
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Testecleese: I understand, but dude, the point of the rock was, like, Half hour away.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
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Testecleese: I'm just surprised you didn't do it, but… Perhaps you, perhaps I think…
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Testecleese: The pilgrims were a bigger deal than most people do.
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Testecleese: Because I grew up there, maybe, I don't know, I just… I learned about this in school.
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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Testecleese: I assumed everyone else did, too.
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Testecleese: You know what I mean?
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Brian McFadden: Yup.
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Testecleese: I don't know, did you learn about the pilgrims in school?
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Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
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Testecleese: Okay.
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Testecleese: 1620, Plymouth, Massachusetts. You know what… you know what Plymouth Rock is, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Brian McFadden: Where the… the pilgrims landed on… American soil.
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Testecleese: Yeah, I just… I'm just surprised you were so close and didn't make it a point to see it personally.
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Testecleese: But… I get it.
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Testecleese: Anyway, especially… no, especially who you are, Brian. You're into this kind of shit.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Especially because you know what a joke Plymouth Rock is, you'd want to see it yourself, and go, oh, it's covered in cigarette butts. You know?
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Brian McFadden: And graffiti, probably.
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Testecleese: No, there's no graffiti. There's actually, there's a concrete structure.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Testecleese: It's down in a pit, and you look down on it.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, during tourist season, it's not covered in cigarette butts, but in the winter, it's just covered in cigarette butts, because people walking by just toss their butts in, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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Testecleese: Let's be real, who's coming to fucking Plymouth, Massachusetts in January to see Plymouth Rock?
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Brian McFadden: Nobody.
9:46
Testecleese: Do you have any idea how cold Plymouth, Massachusetts is in January?
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Brian McFadden: Probably really cold.
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Testecleese: Yeah, about as cold as Michigan, honestly, right?
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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Testecleese: And that's cold enough to go, why the fuck would I go there as I'm skiing, or snowmobiling, right?
10:05
Brian McFadden: We hope.
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Testecleese: Alright.
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Testecleese: Oh.
10:11
Testecleese: More Foutsy shit came out.
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Testecleese: Dude… Alright, well, we eat…
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Testecleese: You can tell us what happened, but, like, we brought this up years ago, we.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: All this shit out.
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Testecleese: And now everyone's surprised.
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Brian McFadden: Yup.
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Testecleese: I don't know what to tell you, man, like…
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Testecleese: what is this? Is this the Fauci,
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Testecleese: Miscarriage thing from the, vaccine that he decided to keep to himself.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Is that what this one is?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're just finding more and more evidence that Fauci knew more than he let on, and so did his inner sanctum of people.
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Testecleese: Why would he push the vaccine, then, unless he was personally… Benefiting at that point.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: No, I'm just… let's assume there's some kind of crazy conspiracy going on, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
11:18
Testecleese: How does Fauci benefit by…
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Testecleese: selling us this vaccine? Is he, affiliated with Big Pharma? I don't know. I assume he's not, because he was government, right?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Brian McFadden: But who knows with Fauci, you know?
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Testecleese: That's what blows my mind, though, is like…
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Testecleese: Oh, you'll blow your fucking reputation, what? Who gives a shit? Plead the fucking fifth when you have immunity.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: Now you're in contempt of Congress.
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Testecleese: At his age, he might die in jail.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: Because he wouldn't answer a question.
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Brian McFadden: That's what his lawyers told him to do, so… I think he got some pretty bad advice.
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Testecleese: Maybe, I just, I don't understand what's going on, like…
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Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, I don't believe…
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Testecleese: A whole bunch of shit when it comes to COVID.
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Testecleese: But what… what was Fauci to gain unless he's directly attached to, like,
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Testecleese: was it, what was it, Pfizer and, Moderna?
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Testecleese: There's a third company that… Ended up not being able to make the vaccine latent, whatever.
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Testecleese: And once he's getting paid, why would he just…
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Testecleese: I mean, if he fucking told us that you get a fucking shot, and now you're immune to it, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was a big lie.
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Testecleese: And now you needed 6 booster shots, and anyone who doesn't get a shot is killing grandma, and it's like, what the fuck, dude? I thought if Grandma got a shot, she was safe.
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Testecleese: Yup. Check this out, I even brought this up,
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Testecleese: Once before, because it was, you know, family shit.
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Testecleese: My mother's cousin's wife.
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Testecleese: Got brain damage.
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Testecleese: And they told me it was COVID that did it.
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Testecleese: This is when I was already out of the Navy, obviously, right?
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Testecleese: With my literal brain damage, when I had brain surgery, right?
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Testecleese: And it was all because of COVID, and I need to shut the fuck up about the vaccine, et cetera, et cetera. It turns out now that it was the fucking vaccine that damaged her brain.
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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Testecleese: Yeah, but I was… I was an evil fucking Nazi.
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Testecleese: For saying, stop taking this crazy drug that you guys have no idea what it does, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: Well, that's… that's… that's like the fucking idiots that started smoking bath salts.
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Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, I remember that.
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Testecleese: Right? They're like, let's just take this random drug, we have no idea what it does. And then they're eating people's faces on the bridge, you know? Right.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: Oh my god!
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Testecleese: Anyway, Brian, what's… What are we gonna talk about next?
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Brian McFadden: We're gonna talk about…
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Brian McFadden: The FBI is marking a one year since they started their DC crime crackdown anniversary, and they've had 6,000 arrests.
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Brian McFadden: In this one year.
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Testecleese: Oh, this is DC?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, DC, and crime is way down in DC right now.
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Testecleese: Yeah, did you see, Alec Baldwin frickin' threw a shit fit over this?
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Brian McFadden: Of course he would.
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Testecleese: He's like, oh, so it's down here, so what's next? Friggin' Chicago? New York? Boston? Miami? And I'm thinking, like, well, I don't know, if, like, murder's down, like, 44%, this doesn't sound terrible, you know what I mean?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: But then…
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Testecleese: he's talking about, like, government overwatch. And I'm like, oh… or, I'm sorry, crime crackdown. Of course the man who shot a woman through the face on a…
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Brian McFadden: Parking.
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Testecleese: The acting set doesn't want crime crackdown, right?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: Did we all forget about this?
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Testecleese: And it wasn't through her face, I know that.
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Testecleese: But come on.
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Testecleese: Wow.
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Testecleese: It just seems crazy to me that anyone gives a shit what this guy is saying. And actually, that's something that comes up later about how celebrities, are shutting them out, shutting their mouths politically, believe it or not.
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Testecleese: Mmm.
16:07
Testecleese: alright.
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Testecleese: Oh.
16:13
Testecleese: So, Tyler Robinson's on trial.
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Testecleese: He's the one who's, on trial for,
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Testecleese: what, first-degree murder, I believe, or… I'm not sure what the charge actually is, or what the charges are.
16:28
Testecleese: But he's the guy who's… allegedly killed Charlie Kirk.
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Testecleese: Did you see… I'm sure you saw, because I saw it too.
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Testecleese: The argument they're trying to bring up to the judge?
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Testecleese: About the death penalty?
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Brian McFadden: Oh, that's another…
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Testecleese: it.
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Testecleese: Oh.
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Testecleese: The argument against taking the death penalty off the table is…
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Testecleese: And this is a judge, not a jury, so you know judges are impartial.
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Brian McFadden: Right, right.
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Testecleese: Quotation marks, you know what I mean by that? They're supposed to be, right?
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Testecleese: They can hear the argument and the law, and then say, this is allowed and not allowed in the courtroom for the jury, is the idea.
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Testecleese: Their argument is, if he did do this crime.
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Testecleese: Then the death penalty should be off the table, because if he had committed it.
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Testecleese: He intended to kill Charlie Kirk, he showed up, he killed Charlie Kirk, he didn't put other people in danger, which was actually…
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Testecleese: what would make it a capital offense in Utah?
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Testecleese: Is that he put other people in danger.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: And, like, no one else is in danger, he hit his target.
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Testecleese: And I'm like, that's the dumbest fucking argument I've ever heard, because what if he didn't hit his target? You know what I mean?
18:05
Testecleese: But, yeah, they…
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Testecleese: Now, this is why I made it a big deal of saying, in front of a judge, not the jury, because the judge is supposed to be impartial. The judge can make a decision based on that, and then still not bring it into the courtroom, which is basically a confession, right?
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Testecleese: But the jury… the jury's already sequestered. They don't get to hear this argument.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: That's something I don't think a lot of people realize.
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Testecleese: Like, what an actual… How an actual courtroom occurs, you know?
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Testecleese: Ideally, a judge is impartial.
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Testecleese: He can look at the evidence and say, this is allowed, that's not allowed, right?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: And then you have a jury looking at what's fair evidence.
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Testecleese: But, like, if the dude says.
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Testecleese: When the jury's not allowed to see it, and he says, yeah, basically, I fucking did it,
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Testecleese: And there's actually… there's actually a fucking video confession out there, I guess, of him admitting to doing it.
19:15
Testecleese: Fuck, did you see this sh-?
19:19
Testecleese: I tried not to watch it, I couldn't help myself to start, then I gave up. This, Andrew Wilson fuckin' Owens, Candace Owens…
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Testecleese: debate about Charlie Kirk murder?
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Brian McFadden: No, I missed it.
19:35
Testecleese: Alright, what's today? Oh, good for you.
19:41
Testecleese: No, good for you, man, I tried, I gave up.
19:44
Testecleese: Listen to some of the highlights after the fact, it was fucking stupid.
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Testecleese: luji pled, Luji pled guilty in federal court.
20:01
Testecleese: but not state court, I guess?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, because he didn't want… because he worked out a deal where the death penalty was taken off the table for him, so…
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Testecleese: And federal.
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Brian McFadden: Yes.
20:14
Testecleese: And New York does not execute.
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Brian McFadden: No.
20:17
Testecleese: Okay. Because the sheer fact that it was clearly an assassination…
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Testecleese: would put the death penalty on the table, just like God.
20:27
Testecleese: what should be Tylee Robinson, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yo.
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Testecleese: Well, it's not just, I'm gonna kill you because you stole my land.
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Testecleese: It's, I want to change the minds and views of people. I want to change the world through killing this person. I don't know, there's something different about an assassination, and you know it, right?
20:49
Brian McFadden: That's correct, yeah.
20:52
Testecleese: What's the difference between an assassination and a murder?
20:58
Brian McFadden: One's planned.
21:01
Brian McFadden: Premeditated.
21:03
Testecleese: Murders are premeditated.
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Testecleese: I could kill my neighbor and plan it out to try to get away with it, which…
21:12
Testecleese: That's the thing. Most people don't seem to try to…
21:18
Testecleese: Get away with it when they do it.
21:21
Testecleese: They just act emotionally.
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Testecleese: I don't know, maybe I'm a cool, methodical bitch, but if I was gonna kill someone, I wouldn't fucking scream at them. I'm gonna fucking kill at you! And then kill them. You know what I mean?
21:36
Testecleese: This is the same thing I… maybe this refers back to what I was talking about now.
21:42
Testecleese: Terrorism isn't real.
21:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
21:46
Testecleese: Anywhere.
21:48
Testecleese: What are we talking about, Brian?
21:51
Brian McFadden: Oh, let's see here, we got… we're talking about, yeah, where's…
21:57
Brian McFadden: He's gonna go to… he pleads guilty on federal stalking charges.
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Testecleese: Yeah, but apparently the stalking includes the murder.
22:08
Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Testecleese: Which… I assume they'd be different, and I…
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Testecleese: Write this article twice, this doesn't make sense. Stalking is not murder. You would just call it murder.
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Testecleese: Track.
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Testecleese: But… whatever.
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Testecleese: Oh my god.
22:28
Testecleese: bag of shit. And here's the best part, is, like, women are in love with this guy.
22:35
Testecleese: He said, you fought… you fought the system. Motherfucker's a millionaire.
22:41
Testecleese: Do people know that?
22:44
Brian McFadden: Hmm, no, I don't think so.
22:46
Testecleese: You knew that, right?
22:47
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
22:49
Testecleese: Motherfuckers are millionaires, give the money back to the people! It's like, dude, you have, like, millions of dollars, why don't you give the money to the people?
22:58
Testecleese: Oh, whoa, whoa, fuck all you. I deserve what I have. So, Jesus Christ, welcome to capitalism, motherfucker, right?
23:10
Testecleese: He thought what? He thought, oh my god. My health insurance costs too much.
23:19
Testecleese: Oh my dear God! Dude, I swear to God we talked about this last year. I don't… I swear to God we do… did. Maybe I made it up, because I have weird shit with my brain sometimes.
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Testecleese: But I swear to God, we talked about Cornell University get, students getting into trouble for butchering a bear they killed in the community kitchen at the dormitory.
23:46
Brian McFadden: Awww.
23:48
Brian McFadden: I don't think so. I thought we just talked about it, like, recently.
23:54
Testecleese: No, this is a year ago.
23:56
Brian McFadden: in this hack.
23:57
Testecleese: Okay, I say recent.
23:59
Brian McFadden: Well, they created new laws, maybe we did, because they… Cornell went and created a whole bunch of new policies where you can't do that anymore.
24:06
Testecleese: Because nothing said you're not allowed to go hunting and bring back your kill.
24:11
Brian McFadden: Right.
24:11
Testecleese: And clean and cook it in the kitchen, and they're like, well, fuck, we can't kick him out.
24:17
Testecleese: let's make this against the rules to bring… you know what I mean? I just think it's fucking nuts. No, good for these kids. They've managed to go fucking hunting.
24:28
Testecleese: Hey, college, bring back a fucking bear!
24:33
Testecleese: Oh, by the way, have you ever eaten bear?
24:36
Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
24:37
Testecleese: Yeah, not very good.
24:39
Brian McFadden: Probably very tough.
24:41
Testecleese: It is!
24:43
Testecleese: You gotta do the stew with it.
24:47
Testecleese: And you know what?
24:48
Testecleese: Venison.
24:50
Testecleese: It's basically the edge of… toughness, I can go with the stew, you know what I mean?
24:58
Testecleese: Maybe that's just me.
25:03
Testecleese: Alright.
25:08
Testecleese: Oh. Oh.
25:12
Testecleese: Oh, big deal!
25:16
Testecleese: I wanted to bring this up last week, but I thought nothing was gonna happen, so I didn't bring it up. But,
25:22
Testecleese: 13 states filed a suit against the United States, against the, the NFA laws.
25:32
Testecleese: And they ended up winning in a superior court, and then the United States got 7 days
25:41
Testecleese: To respond, the United States decided not to file countersuit.
25:45
Brian McFadden: Right.
25:46
Testecleese: Basically, and it's more complicated than this, don't just go out and fucking buy a suppressor.
25:53
Brian McFadden: Well, they've already said there's been things on Michigan saying that the law doesn't pertain… this court ruling does not…
26:00
Brian McFadden: pertain to anybody in Michigan, so…
26:04
Testecleese: Well, it might. If you were part of a certain organization, it might. And maybe not in Michigan, because they weren't one of the 13 states.
26:12
Testecleese: But, here's the thing, is now, the federal government is 90 days…
26:20
Testecleese: To respond to this, or it becomes a federal law.
26:24
Testecleese: or federal… I'm sorry, not a federal law, a federal decision, like, nationwide decision.
26:32
Testecleese: But it would mean… the argument was, and we actually talked about this, Brian, was,
26:40
Testecleese: Once they reduced the tax stamp to $0 for a short barrel rifle, short barrel shotgun, suppressor, etc, that there was no excuse to have a tax stamp if there's no tax to be had, right?
26:57
Testecleese: And that was exactly the… that was brought up, and the decision never once mentioned the Second Amendment. It was all about taxes.
27:06
Brian McFadden: Right.
27:07
Testecleese: And I love it, because it's like, no, we're not even gonna bring up second round. It's like, you can't have a stamp for a tax if there's no tax.
27:16
Testecleese: Which includes a registry.
27:20
Testecleese: So, anyway, in 90 days from yesterday.
27:25
Testecleese: Should the federal government not get involved, this should become federal…
27:32
Testecleese: basically, overthrowing half of the NFA.
27:42
Testecleese: I'm excited.
27:43
Testecleese: I mean, I don't know what I'll do with it, honestly. I mean, it'd be fun to have a suppressor, but why spend all that money…
27:51
Testecleese: We're like, this weird… double hearing protection, you know what I mean?
27:55
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
27:56
Testecleese: And I understand, okay, don't deafen your neighbors. I get that.
28:01
Testecleese: These things ain't cheap at this point, because they're difficult to get, you know what I mean?
28:09
Testecleese: Wait a couple years.
28:12
Testecleese: And, actually, The wife mentioned, like, why not put a suppressor on the handgun?
28:20
Testecleese: to do target practice. I was like, because then it weighs a different amount, it doesn't.
28:25
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
28:26
Testecleese: feel the same. Then when it comes to actually firing it in a real situation, which is why you train, right?
28:34
Testecleese: It doesn't feel right, doesn't line up right.
28:39
Testecleese: I don't know, I…
28:42
Testecleese: I think the federal government has no authority to tell me I can't have any of this, but I can't think of a reason why most of the time I wouldn't
28:50
Testecleese: I mean, don't get me wrong, my deer hunting rifle, I'd love to have a suppressor, but I have a…
28:55
Brian McFadden: Right.
28:58
Testecleese: I got a build-up in there that, actually already, quote, suppresses the sound.
29:04
Testecleese: It quiets itself with, it's a little bit baffling.
29:09
Testecleese: But I would have to cut that off to put on a…
29:12
Testecleese: a suppressor, you know what I mean?
29:14
Testecleese: And then rifle… no, not even rifle. Put threads in my barrel to screw it in, and, you know, bore it, and it's…
29:26
Testecleese: In 10 years, it'll be different. How's that?
29:30
Brian McFadden: Right.
29:31
Testecleese: Once manufacturers adjust to what's legal now, it'll be the big difference. But, like, if I want to put a suppressor on my rifle right now, I have to cut the end off my rifle, I have to drill a hole in it, I have to frickin',
29:47
Testecleese: thread it, be able to thread in my suppressor, and still have a round fire through the suppressor. It just… it…
29:56
Testecleese: Sounds like a lot of work and expensive, you know?
29:59
Brian McFadden: Huh.
30:01
Testecleese: However, I do like the idea that I'm allowed to friggin' cut the end of my shotgun.
30:07
Testecleese: Because my shotgun is my home defense weapon.
30:09
Brian McFadden: Right.
30:11
Testecleese: And I'd rather not have a frickin' two and a half foot long barrel to pull around a corner in an emergency, you know?
30:19
Brian McFadden: Right,
30:22
Testecleese: And like I said, we got 90 days, we'll see, or… I'm sorry, 89 days now, we'll see what happens.
30:33
Testecleese: Oh.
30:35
Testecleese: Yeah.
30:38
Testecleese: Jesus Christ.
30:40
Testecleese: You seen this flock camera thing that everyone's all butthurt about?
30:45
Brian McFadden: Yep,
30:47
Testecleese: dude in West Virginia apparently destroyed a…
30:52
Testecleese: Okay, not apparently… allegedly. Allegedly!
30:58
Testecleese: Destroyed a whole shit ton of these things.
31:01
Testecleese: Is being brought up on trial, but he got…
31:04
Testecleese: Check this out. Through social media, He got 20,000 alibis.
31:13
Testecleese: Like, every time he allegedly destroyed a flock camera, he was at John's house, having a beer and smoking a joint or something stupid, you know what I mean? Yeah. I just, I laughed my ass off, like, nobody wants these flock cameras.
31:29
Testecleese: Which, somewhere, they have their place, but like… Rural West Virginia?
31:35
Testecleese: Yeah. Come on. What… what do you need a floor camera for?
31:41
Brian McFadden: You don't.
31:43
Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ, dude, we had a…
31:46
Testecleese: Next con… I'm sorry, two counties over. Dude was out for a fucking ride with his old lady the other night on his motorcycle, and it was a nasty storm, but it was kind of on and off, at least where I live.
31:59
Testecleese: But they came across a downed tree, right?
32:04
Testecleese: Old lady gets off the bike, he goes to turn it around. The fuckin' power line snapped and landed on the fucking him and the bike.
32:15
Testecleese: ignited the gasoline, she ran over, tried to help him. She got thrown off by the current. Motherfucker burned to death, dude.
32:27
Testecleese: That just… that sounds like shit, like, you guys went over for a nice fucking ride, because the storm ended, let's go see what happened, and then, what, you burned to death?
32:39
Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, that sucks.
32:44
Testecleese: Now, see, here's the thing, dude, is when I bring up news about West Virginia, it's always shit like this. When we talk about fuckin' Michigan news, it's always, like, fuckin', Muhammad, Muhammad…
32:57
Testecleese: Durka, Durka…
32:59
Brian McFadden: I don't even know if we got him in here today. Oh, there he is, he's down in Commies. Okay.
33:04
Testecleese: I moved them, because.
33:08
Brian McFadden: as we head.
33:08
Testecleese: That's our logo, actually.
33:10
Brian McFadden: Right.
33:10
Testecleese: I had them there before.
33:12
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, there's four players…
33:13
Testecleese: Stop it under coffee.
33:15
Brian McFadden: This Ford plant in a rural Michigan town Closed years ago.
33:23
Brian McFadden: And it was, like, 90% of the village's budget, so they're still trying to figure out
33:30
Brian McFadden: How to pay for things.
33:33
Brian McFadden: Even after the factory closed.
33:37
Testecleese: Yeah, but wasn't that a while ago, it said?
33:39
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
33:40
Testecleese: So… I, I don't know, what do they want?
33:44
Brian McFadden: They want more… they want somebody to come in and take over the site, you know, so they start getting tax money again.
33:50
Testecleese: Well, hold on, Brian, isn't that exactly what I brought up before, and you thought was weird, when I said, let's update the Michigan factories in Detroit, and let's…
34:01
Testecleese: let's build cars in America again? You thought it might be too expensive.
34:08
Brian McFadden: Well, Michigan is a union state. You have to join the union in order to work in Michigan.
34:13
Testecleese: That's stupid.
34:16
Brian McFadden: Well, they're trying to change that in Virginia, too. They're trying to make it not a right-to-work state anymore.
34:23
Brian McFadden: Because the Dems are all in charge now, so they want everybody to join a union.
34:28
Brian McFadden: You know.
34:29
Testecleese: What does that do?
34:32
Testecleese: Honestly, no, hold on, let's… Brian, let's sidetrack the entire fucking thing we're gonna do. Let's talk about the union for a minute.
34:40
Brian McFadden: Alright.
34:42
Testecleese: Alright.
34:43
Testecleese: What is the union supposed to do?
34:47
Brian McFadden: It's supposed to… Get better wages and benefits for the workers.
34:55
Testecleese: Not just that.
34:57
Testecleese: Make sure if you're injured in the line of work, You're taken care of.
35:03
Testecleese: There's a whole list of shit, okay.
35:11
Testecleese: Problem is, you have to pay these people, don't you?
35:14
Brian McFadden: Yup.
35:15
Brian McFadden: And they take your tax… they take your dues, and they put it towards political candidates you may or may not agree with.
35:23
Brian McFadden: You have no say where your money gets spent once it's turned in as dues.
35:28
Testecleese: Correct. If you're in the union, they take your money and do with it as they see fit, which might be…
35:35
Testecleese: Fund politicians you think are wrong.
35:38
Brian McFadden: Yep.
35:46
Testecleese: Okay, you have another good argument for the union?
35:50
Testecleese: And don't… oh, you can't be fired, basically, right?
35:54
Brian McFadden: Right.
35:55
Testecleese: Problem is, let's say you work in the shipyard, Brian.
36:01
Testecleese: How many people's arms should you be allowed to rip off of their bodies? Because you don't know how to do your job before you're allowed to be fired.
36:12
Brian McFadden: That's a good question.
36:14
Testecleese: And I know people are gonna say, that's a stupid thing to say. Brian, you've been in the shipyard before, haven't you?
36:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's a pretty dangerous place.
36:21
Testecleese: It includes your arm get ripped off?
36:24
Brian McFadden: Yep.
36:26
Testecleese: And now imagine me, the fucking welder.
36:31
Testecleese: trying to weld plates of steel together while a crane holds it in place. That's a good place for my arm to get ripped off, isn't it?
36:40
Brian McFadden: Yep.
36:44
Testecleese: Alright.
36:45
Testecleese: Alright, sorry.
36:48
Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
36:54
Testecleese: I read this, like, 4 times, and it pissed me off, because…
36:59
Testecleese: I swear mileage only has one L, or does this actually say millage?
37:05
Brian McFadden: It's millage.
37:07
Brian McFadden: It's how…
37:08
Testecleese: It's…
37:09
Brian McFadden: Money that gets raised by property taxes that help fund
37:14
Brian McFadden: The fire departments and the police departments in Michigan.
37:18
Testecleese: Well, they're not bringing in enough.
37:21
Brian McFadden: They wanted more money to help get better equipment and stuff like that, and all these sounds turned it down.
37:29
Testecleese: Okay,
37:32
Testecleese: I understand that trying to bring in a tax to buy new gear might be an issue, because…
37:38
Testecleese: All of a sudden, Not even all of a sudden, but long-term, rather.
37:44
Testecleese: But you think you should be able to,
37:48
Testecleese: Isn't that why we have a mayor? Or a governor?
37:52
Testecleese: Our mayor, in particular.
37:55
Testecleese: Is to be able to allocate
37:58
Testecleese: $100,000 for a new fire engine? Yeah, they don't… You know what I mean?
38:02
Brian McFadden: It doesn't… It doesn't work that way in Michigan, yeah, no.
38:06
Testecleese: That's why we do that.
38:07
Brian McFadden: communities.
38:09
Brian McFadden: These communities, they don't plan ahead like that, funding, you know, into the future to have the money to pay for a new fire truck by
38:18
Brian McFadden: Down the road.
38:19
Testecleese: Fire truck's gonna run forever.
38:22
Brian McFadden: Yes.
38:24
Testecleese: That it breaks down, they don't understand why, and it's like, well, it's got the oil that came with it from the factory still in the engine.
38:34
Testecleese: Yeah, I see.
38:36
Testecleese: That's a problem, I have a lot of this shit, dude.
38:42
Testecleese: That's not a conversation we're gonna have today. Well, okay, Kalamazoo.
38:50
Brian McFadden: Yeah, this judge was, taken off the ballot because…
38:55
Brian McFadden: I think it's a female, lied on their application.
39:01
Brian McFadden: female… So I had an appeal put in… She basically said…
39:10
Testecleese: No, I'.
39:11
Brian McFadden: She didn't pay her fees to file after she was nominated, and
39:19
Brian McFadden: You know, she's blaming it on somebody else.
39:23
Brian McFadden: That's…
39:24
Testecleese: I still can't believe that we…
39:25
Testecleese: I still can't believe that we vote for judges.
39:29
Brian McFadden: Well, different states do different things, so…
39:32
Testecleese: I know, but do you… do you know who the fuck whoever Judge is?
39:37
Testecleese: Like, you know what I mean?
39:39
Testecleese: Like, Sheriff, at least I understand, like, this guy has good morals, good values. He'll uphold the law.
39:48
Testecleese: Versus, like, Jane went to fucking law school, she wants to be a judge.
39:56
Testecleese: Okay. You know what I mean?
39:58
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
39:59
Testecleese: Well, how do you become a judge? I mean, well, I guess you're a lawyer for a long time first? Is that the.
40:06
Brian McFadden: Oh, boy.
40:06
Testecleese: dear?
40:07
Testecleese: What? You play both sides? You do defense attorney, you do prosecution, is the idea?
40:16
Brian McFadden: Yeah, so much.
40:17
Testecleese: Yay.
40:18
Testecleese: I don't know, just…
40:20
Testecleese: It seems like a strange process to me, but if that's how we do it, that's how we do it.
40:27
Testecleese: And I didn't want to bring up this Lindsey Clancy thing.
40:33
Testecleese: Because I didn't care.
40:35
Testecleese: But it turns out she was from the next… this happened in the next town over to where I grew up and where I lived a couple years ago.
40:44
Testecleese: She sent… she's on trial now.
40:48
Testecleese: She sent her husband out to go do an errand, and while he was gone, she collected her 3 children, brought them down into the basement, and strangled them to death.
40:58
Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
41:00
Testecleese: And she's claiming that she shouldn't be found guilty because she's on, antipsychotic medication.
41:09
Testecleese: And… well, I did a… no, I did a quick search. Took me a couple seconds, right?
41:16
Testecleese: 1 in 4 women in the United States is on antipsychotics.
41:21
Brian McFadden: Okay.
41:22
Testecleese: So, if you're saying being on these drugs, SSRIs, etc, same thing?
41:29
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
41:30
Testecleese: If you're saying a quarter of women cannot be held accountable for their actions because of the drugs they're taking, maybe we should outlaw these fucking drugs.
41:42
Brian McFadden: Baby.
41:44
Testecleese: She murdered 3 of her own children. And she tried to kill herself, but fucked that up somehow.
41:53
Testecleese: I just… I'm sorry, I just… I just…
41:57
Testecleese: I don't care anymore, and like I said, this is from the next town over from me where I grew up. I used to work in Duxbury, Massachusetts.
42:07
Brian McFadden: Okay.
42:08
Testecleese: I did a lot of landscaping out there. There's a lot of money out there. These people paid because they lived in the woods.
42:15
Testecleese: On the South Shore.
42:17
Brian McFadden: Just like it.
42:18
Testecleese: we, Pembroke did.
42:21
Testecleese: Right.
42:25
Testecleese: Oh, shit, you see this O'Keefe Media thing?
42:31
Testecleese: Of course not.
42:33
Testecleese: There's, video now of,
42:39
Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry, let me double check, which one is this?
42:44
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the O'Keefe Media one.
42:48
Testecleese: One end with Cam Hegeby.
42:51
Testecleese: and… Voted for other people.
42:57
Testecleese: And they showed up, and it was like, oh… they showed up in traditional Muslim garb to include a man in a burqa.
43:08
Testecleese: Yes, yeah, maybe he was in the burger.
43:13
Testecleese: And, he says it…
43:18
Testecleese: He's like, oh, okay, so I'm all allowed to vote. He's like, well, your name's on the voter registry. He's like, okay, well, just so you know, I'm also a felon, and I'm a sex offender. He's like, well, your name's on the registry, you can vote. He's like, well, I'm not a citizen either. Your name's on the registry, you can vote.
43:35
Brian McFadden: Right.
43:36
Brian McFadden: And there's no problem with our voting system in the United States.
43:39
Testecleese: But it wasn't just one case, though, it was a whole bunch of them.
43:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
43:45
Testecleese: And I know you gave up on James O'Keefe.
43:51
Testecleese: But, he's doing good work.
43:56
Testecleese: Yeah, they recorded the… actually, at one point, someone was like, hold on, you've been recording this whole thing, letting you know that they knew what they were doing was wrong. Right. And said, you know, you should have at least said, hey, hey, boss, something ain't right here.
44:12
Brian McFadden: Right? Right,
44:15
Testecleese: Oh, no, no, it says you're allowed to vote!
44:19
Testecleese: Yeah. Let's see that argument hold up at a fucking federal court when buying a gun.
44:25
Testecleese: Right?
44:27
Testecleese: Well, if you're registered to vote, you're obviously an American citizen.
44:31
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
44:32
Testecleese: You're obviously, you're obviously…
44:34
Testecleese: of… yeah, you're obviously not a felon. If you're registered to vote, you should be allowed to buy a gun, right?
44:41
Testecleese: Let's see how quickly that shit'll be thrown out, right?
44:44
Brian McFadden: Yep.
44:46
Testecleese: I say that as, as, gun laws are apparently being thrown out by the federal government.
44:54
Testecleese: Oh, 3… 3 news dates are now being,
45:00
Testecleese: are being sued, I apologize, by the Trump administration for giving in-state tuition rates to, illegal immigrants for college.
45:14
Testecleese: Yup. We've talked about this… we've talked about this more than once.
45:18
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
45:20
Testecleese: What was that?
45:21
Brian McFadden: I wonder if any of these states have Democrat governors.
45:27
Testecleese: Well, Massachusetts, I believe, was the first one we brought up that was sued by the government for this.
45:34
Testecleese: And, yes, they do.
45:37
Testecleese: But it's just crazy that you're gonna give in-state tuition rates, which is a discount.
45:44
Testecleese: to illegal immigrants, so people from other countries who came here against the rules, versus citizens of your own state who are supposed to get it.
45:54
Testecleese: Right. You know?
45:57
Testecleese: I just…
46:04
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't give a shit. Apparently, a judge in California fucking freed some illegal immigrant.
46:13
Testecleese: And then the next day, he went… for some stupid shit he did. The next day, he went out and murdered someone.
46:21
Testecleese: I don't know how many times we got enough.
46:23
Testecleese: Say this shit happened, no one cares.
46:27
Brian McFadden: Right.
46:31
Testecleese: Okay, this is a fun one.
46:38
Testecleese: a judge blocked Trump's… USPS thing.
46:45
Brian McFadden: Sure.
46:45
Testecleese: mail-in votes.
46:47
Brian McFadden: Right.
46:49
Testecleese: Now… I… I know this is a weird thing, but it's been brought up.
46:55
Testecleese: Trump could declare a state of emergency.
47:01
Testecleese: All he needs, I believe, is, like, two-thirds states to agree.
47:06
Testecleese: Or at least not try to fight him anyway.
47:09
Brian McFadden: Right.
47:12
Testecleese: And he could just do this through a presidential decree, because we're in a state of emergency, because we're, under threat.
47:20
Brian McFadden: Right?
47:23
Testecleese: And from what I hear, Trump's like, well, you know, it's not unheard of.
47:33
Testecleese: I don't know, man, we're hearing about all these people voting illegally a whole bunch lately, you know what I mean?
47:40
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
47:41
Testecleese: And apparently the socialists are losing more than they're winning.
47:47
Brian McFadden: You don't hear about that, though.
47:49
Testecleese: Well, I think this would be a real issue, because the Democrat Party
47:54
Testecleese: Their vote… their vote's split, where…
47:59
Testecleese: Is that why the socialists run on the Democratic ticket, is so they don't split the vote? Is that what they're doing?
48:08
Testecleese: But how many socialists are gonna vote for the…
48:12
Testecleese: Tosi Gabbard, you know what I mean?
48:15
Brian McFadden: Not very many.
48:17
Testecleese: Mmm.
48:20
Testecleese: Alright.
48:23
Testecleese: Yeah, but anyway, they're trying to block in the mail-in… voting thing.
48:32
Testecleese: I don't know, I think, he's got plenty of time to figure this out.
48:36
Testecleese: John Thune, I think, is the real fucking issue when it comes to this, honestly.
48:44
Brian McFadden: Let's say that.
48:47
Testecleese: Not even the SAVE Act, but he's… he's running the Senate, basically.
48:52
Testecleese: And he… Trump's gonna need, an overwhelming majority.
48:57
Brian McFadden: Right.
48:57
Testecleese: to be able to pass a state of emergency. If John Thune can't get on board… on board, then he needs to lose his position.
49:06
Brian McFadden: Yeah, easier said than done.
49:09
Testecleese: Yeah, well, no, I hate to say it, Brian, but I think, Thune is a rhino.
49:15
Brian McFadden: Oh, he is. No question about it.
49:18
Testecleese: But he's the President of the Senate, or whatever it is?
49:22
Brian McFadden: Whoa… President of the Senate is Vance.
49:26
Testecleese: True, you're right, I'm sorry.
49:32
Testecleese: Alright, where are we? Oh, whoa, okay, the ballroom.
49:39
Testecleese: The fuck? What… Dude… We're about to stop talking about the ballroom.
49:48
Testecleese: But… They shut it down, and now, now.
49:53
Brian McFadden: We got a big giant hole in the ground.
49:55
Testecleese: court's gonna show up, I guess.
49:59
Brian McFadden: But there's a big hole in the ground now, so what are they gonna do with that?
50:14
Brian McFadden: Says here that, they don't expect the Supreme Court to do a whole lot about this.
50:21
Brian McFadden: Because, they're expecting the Supreme Court to remain hands-off on this case.
50:29
Brian McFadden: and leave it up to the lower courts, because this is one of those things, the Supreme Court…
50:33
Brian McFadden: Tries to stay away from as much as possible, you know.
50:44
Brian McFadden: And carville is, urging Democrats to block the far-left rise.
50:52
Brian McFadden: And he's, and then this third way is pushing a different approach.
51:03
Brian McFadden: He's basically… Carville's basically saying Democrats need to block these far-left candidates from joining the different caucuses.
51:11
Testecleese: Hmm.
51:11
Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, this moderate group disagrees and thinks they need to be on there, so… there's a lot of division in the Democrat Party at this point in time.
51:21
Testecleese: Who gives a shit what Carville has to say?
51:24
Brian McFadden: Nobody.
51:26
Brian McFadden: He's a podcaster.
51:28
Testecleese: So aren't we?
51:30
Brian McFadden: Nobody cares about us, either.
51:32
Testecleese: That's exactly my argument, dude.
51:36
Brian McFadden: Carville was somebody back in the 80s.
51:40
Testecleese: Y-yeah, no.
51:42
Brian McFadden: In the 90s.
51:42
Testecleese: He helped Clinton get elected, didn't he?
51:45
Brian McFadden: Okay, yeah.
51:46
Testecleese: Wasn't he Bill Clinton's campaign manager?
51:50
Brian McFadden: Probably.
51:52
Testecleese: I think he was. I thought that was why he was a big deal. Then he tried to help Hillary, but Hillary was just…
51:58
Testecleese: So ramped up and so much bullshit that everyone's like, nope.
52:06
Testecleese: Sorry, folks. Who gives a shit? That man's, what, he's 115?
52:10
Brian McFadden: Something's getting up there.
52:12
Testecleese: No, seriously, was he… did he storm?
52:18
Testecleese: Did he storm the beaches of Normandy?
52:21
Brian McFadden: I do not believe so.
52:24
Testecleese: Okay, was… okay, was he in Korea?
52:29
Brian McFadden: I don't think so. He probably got a deferment.
52:33
Testecleese: He's a Marine, I know that!
52:36
Brian McFadden: Okay.
52:37
Testecleese: Well, you know he's a Marine, right?
52:39
Brian McFadden: I didn't look into his military background.
52:43
Testecleese: Oh, I'm just… Curious what, alright. Alright. Whatever.
52:53
Testecleese: Oh my god.
52:54
Testecleese: Alright, do you think… do you think this frickin' commie's gonna beat… What's his name, like, Ed Norton or something stupid?
53:04
Testecleese: Mike Rogers, just as whited name.
53:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
53:09
Testecleese: You think Saeed's gonna take the, seat?
53:12
Brian McFadden: No.
53:14
Brian McFadden: Because Saeed, if he was a normal Democrat, yeah.
53:19
Brian McFadden: But because he is not a normal demographic… He's so far left. He's so far left, I think he's gonna have a hard time…
53:27
Brian McFadden: Getting the independents to vote for him.
53:29
Testecleese: And… and let's be real, how many Democrats won't vote for him?
53:34
Brian McFadden: A lot.
53:36
Brian McFadden: A lot.
53:39
Testecleese: You see… you see the shit that came out that was deleted?
53:44
Testecleese: CNN put it out, so I'm not even, like, making this shit up. For real, just for shit, I… actually, I think this one in here, go ahead and look, maybe there's one in this list.
53:54
Testecleese: When he did a Blue's Clues thing…
53:59
Testecleese: he did a Blues Clues video.
54:04
Testecleese: basically teaching children how to vote, and when to get their votes out. And I was like, what the… what the fuck is this, and who's it targeted to? Right. You know what I mean?
54:18
Testecleese: It's not in there, I could've sworn I shared it.
54:24
Brian McFadden: I don't see anything.
54:27
Testecleese: Huh, that's crazy.
54:29
Testecleese: Alright, well, I thought I did, maybe I didn't. That's my mistake, whatever, that's my fault.
54:37
Testecleese: And now, hassan Breger, who I…
54:44
Testecleese: Made a point of telling you, Brian, he was gonna be a big deal, didn't I?
54:48
Brian McFadden: Yep.
54:51
Testecleese: And now he is, isn't he?
54:53
Brian McFadden: Yep.
54:56
Testecleese: He's saying people… the Democrats that didn't vote for El-Sayed should be punished.
55:01
Brian McFadden: Okay, how do you do that?
55:05
Testecleese: through communism.
55:08
Brian McFadden: Okay. I… Well, there you go.
55:11
Testecleese: If you don't vote for Kim Jong-un, you die.
55:15
Brian McFadden: Right. Huh.
55:18
Testecleese: That's how he gets 100% of the vote, you know that, right?
55:21
Brian McFadden: Yep.
55:22
Testecleese: Let's be… let's be real.
55:25
Testecleese: You, you know this as well as I. He got 100% of the vote last time.
55:33
Testecleese: Not a single person voted against him. How do you think that happened?
55:38
Brian McFadden: It doesn't.
55:39
Testecleese: No, because at least one guy's gonna say no.
55:43
Brian McFadden: Right.
55:45
Testecleese: And this is what this guy says, like, you should be punished. It's like, dude, Jesus Christ, dude, it's like, you're talking about, like, the worst situation we're talking about.
55:54
Testecleese: But, here's the funny thing, is he wants socialism and communism. Motherfucker's a nepo baby, he's worth, like, $100 million.
56:03
Brian McFadden: Right.
56:04
Testecleese: Wait, does he have any idea?
56:07
Testecleese: Especially leading the revolution, he's gonna be the first one that's killed and, stripped of value.
56:15
Testecleese: Well, that's what happens after basically every revolution.
56:20
Testecleese: Especially a socialist overtaking, you kill the people that know how to start, a revolution.
56:30
Testecleese: Anyway, where the fuck were we?
56:35
Testecleese: Steve Kornacki.
56:42
Testecleese: Oh, oh, Jesus Christ, yeah.
56:46
Testecleese: Francesca Hong, she was the one who wanted to cancel Thanksgiving.
56:51
Brian McFadden: Nope.
56:52
Testecleese: She lost.
56:55
Testecleese: And… Actually, there's a video in there if you want to try to queue it up when I talk.
57:02
Brian McFadden: Let me see.
57:03
Testecleese: Last time I tried this, it was a long commercial.
57:07
Testecleese: But she was the one who wanted to cancel Thanksgiving?
57:11
Brian McFadden: There was no commercial.
57:13
Testecleese: Oh, of course there wasn't this time, right?
57:15
Brian McFadden: Any other time, there'd be a long-ass commercial.
57:21
Testecleese: Alright, go ahead and take over sharing, and let's set this one up. But yeah, she wanted to, like, cancel Thanksgiving, and et cetera, et cetera, so many years ago, and now when it was brought up to her again, all of a sudden, she's like, oh no, I love Thanksgiving.
57:36
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And 14,000 is our new expected vote.
57:42
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: for this primary.
57:45
Testecleese: Hmm.
57:46
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And I keep asking you questions, Adam, I just don't have the ticker that gives me county by county what came in, and it looks like he just got another significant… in context of this significant. Yeah. Is this, Villis County? Yeah, okay, no, I think there was no vote there before. Right, that was one of the… that was one where we had, like, no vote earlier, right?
58:05
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Okay.
58:05
Testecleese: needed.
58:06
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Okay. Yeah, I mean, but it…
58:08
Testecleese: All the time.
58:08
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We talked about this with, like, the small.
58:10
Brian McFadden: Everybody's adding up.
58:11
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: in a close race.
58:12
Brian McFadden: This is the primary, these people are talking about counties.
58:15
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: than her. A lot of Maria Schmo.
58:17
Brian McFadden: Primary.
58:18
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But,
58:19
Testecleese: Exactly.
58:20
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Anywhere where there's not really, I think, maybe the pattern here…
58:24
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You know, it's kind of like, where is there a population center, right?
58:28
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You know,
58:31
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: in these counties that don't really have a big popu… any kind of meaningful population center, yeah, how is the rural… Yeah, he wins by a couple hundred votes, just a couple hundred here, a couple hundred here, a couple hundred here, and then he's able to take… remember, Hong had… Hong had moved ahead.
58:47
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: There's basically been, like, a net change here of about 2,000 votes since then that's put Crowley back in front.
58:53
Brian McFadden: They're thumb drive.
58:54
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Very… there in Winnebago County that I'm trying to understand, because…
58:59
Testecleese: Great.
59:00
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You know, if what happened in Brown, this could just be the setup for what happened in Brown happening here.
59:06
Testecleese: It's double.
59:07
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: drives.
59:07
Testecleese: Where I'm…
59:08
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: is…
59:09
Brian McFadden: Crowley.
59:09
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: doing, essentially, unexpectedly rare here.
59:13
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Is what we're trying to figure out.
59:16
Testecleese: Same crowd!
59:17
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But… yeah.
59:20
Testecleese: He's the AOC.
59:21
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Put this in some context, too.
59:23
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Just how high…
59:23
Testecleese: That's true.
59:24
Brian McFadden: He didn't try to cancel Thanksgiving.
59:25
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Do I have it in front of me here? I mean, I think we're getting fringe-like presidential primary level with this turnout. I think they had, like.
59:35
Testecleese: Yeah, he's.
59:36
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: What the fuck's.
59:36
Testecleese: What's going on.
59:37
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: For the Biden-Sanders primary? Does that sound right? I think that sounds right. Yeah, they're at… and the expected here is 814. Okay.
59:51
Testecleese: I love it.
59:53
Testecleese: So where's the…
59:54
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: He said, we think.
59:55
Testecleese: This dumbbell.
59:57
Testecleese: Who cares?
59:58
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: 30.
59:59
Testecleese: You know who you want to say?
1:00:01
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: remaining in Milwaukee. Remember, they say these are moving targets.
1:00:04
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:00:05
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And if you are watching closely, you know that is higher than we said a little while ago.
1:00:10
Testecleese: It gets better.
1:00:11
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Dane 15, okay?
1:00:14
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Winnebago, 12,000… that's unclear. Let me… let me reset this. Let me just do. 12,000, 15,000…
1:00:24
Testecleese: 38,000.
1:00:27
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Okay? Those are the only three counties with more than 10,000 votes left.
1:00:32
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Only one more county.
1:00:33
Testecleese: Hmm.
1:00:34
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: has more than.
1:00:35
Testecleese: And that's…
1:00:35
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: 5,000 votes left. It's right here, Columbia County.
1:00:37
Testecleese: Democrats.
1:00:38
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: 6,000 votes left.
1:00:40
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's what I'm saying.
1:00:41
Testecleese: Wait, last minute.
1:00:42
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: 8.
1:00:43
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: has fewer than 5,000 votes left.
1:00:46
Testecleese: So you don't have any bills?
1:00:47
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: of a race this close, every little thing matters.
1:00:52
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: seeing, as Crowley, more than Hong, Crowley is collecting these little updates from a broad cross-section of the state, right? So, Hong needs places that have population centers.
1:01:03
Testecleese: But yeah, this is the same, Crywell.
1:01:05
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: genes.
1:01:06
Testecleese: AOC.
1:01:06
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You didn't… with great optimism.
1:01:09
Testecleese: Fuck.
1:01:10
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: whatever it is that remains in Madison, if that ever gets reported out, I feel like they have just been sitting on this… this number for a long.
1:01:18
Brian McFadden: time.
1:01:18
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I don't know.
1:01:20
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We do have an update for you out of Milwaukee.
1:01:22
Testecleese: Exactly, 2 AM, what the fuck?
1:01:25
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: municipalities that report, their absentee ballots at the central location. Four of them have reported, so it's Milwaukee and four other municipalities that will be kind of… I think that accounts for the updated vote.
1:01:41
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We know the Milwaukee's somewhere around 28,000. Right. And there's 10,000 more outside of that, and I think that, you know, some of these other municipalities account for that. Or Central Texas.
1:01:51
Brian McFadden: I'm looking at some of these.
1:01:52
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: 94.
1:01:53
Brian McFadden: Just, these guys wouldn't have any votes for it.
1:01:55
Testecleese: Oh, man.
1:01:55
Brian McFadden: It's their absentee.
1:01:57
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: ballots at the Central.
1:01:58
Testecleese: Yeah, they're cheating!
1:01:59
Brian McFadden: Megan.
1:02:00
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: counties have reported, so we have done some of those.
1:02:03
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: in already, but four of them still.
1:02:05
Brian McFadden: Long is toes.
1:02:07
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Outstanding. Wait, but no, I gotta say, so there are 9…
1:02:10
Testecleese: I'm trying to explain why all.
1:02:11
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Municipalities in Milwaukee County.
1:02:15
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Right now, so…
1:02:15
Testecleese: Absolutely.
1:02:16
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: They take the number.
1:02:17
Brian McFadden: Wait till the youngest voter counties. We've got it.
1:02:22
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Is our decision desk saying that they think this 38,000 is all coming out of central count?
1:02:30
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: 28,000 central count for Milwaukee. For Milwaukee, but is the other 10 central count for other cities? Yes. So it is all coming out of central count? Yes.
1:02:40
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Right, I mean, it's all absentee.
1:02:42
Testecleese: I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
1:02:45
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Okay, that's the… I mean, that's…
1:02:47
Brian McFadden: Cheers!
1:02:48
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Can we just double-check on that? Because that's so important.
1:02:51
Brian McFadden: If it wasn't for the chat, this would be Morgan.
1:02:53
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We're looking at nearly 40,000 votes.
1:02:56
Testecleese: 10 by 20.
1:02:57
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: that are absentee.
1:02:58
Brian McFadden: Now she is going nuts.
1:02:59
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You know what I'm saying?
1:03:01
Testecleese: Unless you…
1:03:02
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: How many of those votes were cast in July?
1:03:04
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: How many of those votes were cast for Mandela Barnes, for Sarah Rodriguez? How many of those votes were cast when Crowley looked like he was going to be an afterthought in this campaign?
1:03:14
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: if… if… you know, If you're Crowley, like…
1:03:21
Testecleese: That's probably enough, right?
1:03:22
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: He has the advantage, and he's building it in these small places right now.
1:03:25
Brian McFadden: No…
1:03:28
Testecleese: But yeah, they…
1:03:29
Brian McFadden: The comments were more interesting than the actual
1:03:34
Brian McFadden: People talking heads, but they're just trying to make shit up to justify what the.
1:03:39
Testecleese: And justify what happened.
1:03:41
Testecleese: Yeah, she was supposed to win by 20 points, and just, like, holy shit, whatever. And I'm sure you saw, like, oh god, the Democrats just, counted ballots, then dumped as much as they need to win, on top of that.
1:03:54
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:03:55
Testecleese: Right?
1:03:55
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:03:57
Testecleese: And no, and we followed that out to the end, that's basically what the guy doing the newscast says. He's like, I… I…
1:04:06
Testecleese: I don't know what to say. All of a sudden, the Democrats all of a sudden just took… not even the Democrats. The,
1:04:16
Testecleese: Democrat… Politician took the lead for the nomination.
1:04:25
Testecleese: Versus DSA.
1:04:27
Testecleese: The Democrats don't want this to happen.
1:04:30
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:04:32
Testecleese: We've been on top of this, though.
1:04:34
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
1:04:36
Testecleese: I've been warning people.
1:04:44
Testecleese: Didn't seem to matter.
1:04:45
Brian McFadden: Nope, nobody cares.
1:04:49
Testecleese: Now look at what's going on.
1:04:51
Testecleese: this scrambling.
1:04:54
Testecleese: Now, don't get me wrong, the right is starting to fissure a little bit, too, with this whole Tucker Carlson thing.
1:05:02
Testecleese: I'm sure you saw Tucker Carlson interviewed fucking Hunter Biden, right?
1:05:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:05:09
Testecleese: He may as well have sucked his dick.
1:05:12
Brian McFadden: What do you expect?
1:05:15
Testecleese: I don't know.
1:05:17
Testecleese: Instead of, oh, you don't remember dropping off a laptop?
1:05:24
Testecleese: And going, oh, well, you know, that makes sense. Versus, well, here's your signature on a fucking receipt that was in a courtroom that you said is your signature.
1:05:35
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:05:35
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:05:37
Testecleese: Look, he didn't… He didn't present, but…
1:05:41
Testecleese: Meanwhile, he grilled the shit out of Marco Rubio, didn't he?
1:05:48
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
1:05:49
Testecleese: And, you know, you should! You should, but he let Hunter off because, what, they grew up a couple miles from each other, I guess?
1:05:59
Brian McFadden: Maybe they got property together in Dubai.
1:06:01
Testecleese: Well, no, they grew up next to each other in Connecticut, from what I hear. Or something like that.
1:06:10
Testecleese: Oh, go figure, Connecticut, right?
1:06:13
Testecleese: Let's be real, anyone talks about luxury, wealthy, white people, you think Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, right?
1:06:22
Brian McFadden: Sure do.
1:06:23
Testecleese: That's… that's the first place you think.
1:06:29
Testecleese: Anyway, where we going?
1:06:31
Brian McFadden: We are going…
1:06:33
Testecleese: Oh, mom dying?
1:06:34
Brian McFadden: W.
1:06:35
Testecleese: shit about Amazon and deliveries, and it's gonna fuck them hard with the policies they put in place.
1:06:41
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're trying to make it next to them. They want to basically make money by creating a license system like they do with their taxi service in New York, you know, where you pay a million dollars for that gold medallion to be able to drive around in a taxi all year long.
1:06:57
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, they want a tax delivery.
1:07:03
Testecleese: And, they're also saying you can't use, like, e-bikes, you can't use scooters…
1:07:10
Brian McFadden: How in the hell are you gonna get around to New York City without those?
1:07:14
Testecleese: Excellent question, Brian.
1:07:17
Testecleese: Because you find a place to park, then you deliver your cargo, right?
1:07:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:07:23
Testecleese: Now what?
1:07:25
Testecleese: You gotta literally walk it.
1:07:27
Testecleese: And, oh, it's great, fewer scooters, fewer e-bikes. First of all, you told us to use scooters and e-bikes, you assholes.
1:07:36
Brian McFadden: Yo.
1:07:37
Testecleese: And now you get this… now I have to wait fucking 9 hours for my overnight…
1:07:44
Testecleese: 9 extra hours for my overnight delivery, because someone has to literally walk it to my door after 15 packages in New York City.
1:07:55
Testecleese: Now, don't get me wrong, there's no overnight delivery where I live.
1:07:59
Testecleese: There is not. It's not even an option, I'm not even kidding you.
1:08:03
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:08:05
Testecleese: 3 or 4 days, no big deal to me, but I expect that. But if you click overnight delivery and pay that extra buck or whatever, and now this asshole has to,
1:08:17
Testecleese: Hofit!
1:08:20
Testecleese: And deliver all of his packages, you're gonna get his shit, like, 10 hours later.
1:08:26
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:08:27
Testecleese: And now you gotta pay more for your package, because you have to pay for this delivery worker, who has to hoof it the whole way carrying packages, you know what I mean?
1:08:40
Testecleese: See, that's the thing, is these fucking commies don't get it.
1:08:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:08:49
Brian McFadden: Nope, they don't. They don't get it.
1:08:51
Brian McFadden: Most definitely.
1:08:54
Testecleese: It's the obvious question, Brian. It's like, if you could work your ass off and break your bones…
1:09:03
Testecleese: And get paid, or not work.
1:09:07
Testecleese: And instead, jerk off and shoot heroin, and still get paid, which would you do?
1:09:15
Testecleese: Right?
1:09:16
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:09:19
Testecleese: Oh, shoot, heroin. Yeah, that was an extreme thing. Okay, smoke pot and drink beer. Or fucking party, or… et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
1:09:32
Testecleese: If you're not contributing to society, you are draining from society.
1:09:37
Brian McFadden: Yo.
1:09:43
Testecleese: Alright.
1:09:47
Testecleese: I have no idea where we are.
1:09:50
Brian McFadden: Oh, we are bouncing around here. You got,
1:09:54
Testecleese: No, right?
1:09:55
Brian McFadden: Is, Madonna's peer tax has been, put on hold.
1:09:59
Brian McFadden: Thanks to a New York court ruling.
1:10:03
Brian McFadden: And, oh, Madani's wife was, going overseas, and she thought that the NYPD was gonna pay for her protection and escort her over there, and, they said, no, that's not our job.
1:10:16
Testecleese: Why did she think New York City Police.
1:10:21
Brian McFadden: But she's the wife of the mayor!
1:10:24
Brian McFadden: You know, I think they've got enough money to hire their own private security.
1:10:28
Testecleese: I don't give a shit if they do or not, why did she think the taxpayer was gonna pay for her fucking…
1:10:34
Brian McFadden: Because they're entitled.
1:10:35
Testecleese: party.
1:10:38
Testecleese: And the… hold on, the fucking socialists!
1:10:42
Testecleese: Right?
1:10:44
Testecleese: So, oh my god, they're already showing you that they expect to take your tax dollars to do what the fuck they want with it, and you don't get a say.
1:10:53
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:10:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's stupid. They say one thing and do another.
1:11:01
Testecleese: Blows my mind. Yeah…
1:11:04
Testecleese: I'm glad the New York City police are like, no, that's not what we do. We're not international security.
1:11:10
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:11:13
Testecleese: Maybe if you wanna, like… Contract some guys, you could do that, right?
1:11:20
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:11:21
Testecleese: But why should New York City…
1:11:23
Testecleese: Police do this under the New York City taxpayer's dime.
1:11:28
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:11:28
Testecleese: Because you want to go to the Middle East and you're a Muslim?
1:11:34
Testecleese: Fucking don't, then, if you're that worried about it.
1:11:41
Testecleese: Jesus Christ.
1:11:43
Brian McFadden: Insane.
1:11:48
Testecleese: I don't know where we are. Are we moving… You weren't… hmm…
1:11:56
Testecleese: Bunch more comedy stuff to talk about, but…
1:11:59
Testecleese: We've been needing to have a time. You wanna… anything in… under commies you want to talk about, or you just wanna move on?
1:12:08
Testecleese: No, no, for real, I am all… all about talking about…
1:12:12
Brian McFadden: No, I think we covered all the highlights on it. I mean, I think we're ready to move on.
1:12:16
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
1:12:17
Brian McFadden: Tommy Top, hey.
1:12:17
Testecleese: Exactly, we got articles, but that doesn't mean we have to bring them all up.
1:12:23
Testecleese: What is the W?
1:12:28
Brian McFadden: Women.
1:12:28
Testecleese: WNBA me.
1:12:30
Brian McFadden: Or is it woke?
1:12:31
Brian McFadden: Or is it weird?
1:12:35
Testecleese: What's gonna happen with the WNBA? I'm pretty sure we brought this up last week, didn't we?
1:12:43
Brian McFadden: People are gonna eventually stop buying tickets to go!
1:12:47
Testecleese: I don't know about that, dude.
1:12:50
Testecleese: If two fucking… okay, one dude is 6'8", another dude is 6'10", that wants to play in the WNBA, they're claiming to be women.
1:13:03
Brian McFadden: The WNBA's gonna have to, like, just say, hey, they're not eligible for the draft.
1:13:07
Brian McFadden: They can just do it. They'll figure out a way to… they'll find a way around it.
1:13:16
Testecleese: They had a meeting, and they went with inclusivity.
1:13:22
Testecleese: And the argument that I'm seeing a lot of people saying is, like, oh, they're not real trans women. It's like, well, I don't know, man, like, you told me I'm not allowed to question their identity. Right. Like, you called me a Nazi for this.
1:13:36
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:13:39
Testecleese: And we brought up that eventually someone's going to abuse the system. Yup. No, no, no, no, no.
1:13:46
Brian McFadden: Nobody would ever do that.
1:13:48
Testecleese: And now we have a dude who's fucking 6'8", who weighs 265 pounds, Royce White.
1:13:55
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, two dudes, yeah.
1:13:57
Testecleese: Yeah, and Eunice Cancer Freedom, who… dude's fucking 6'10!
1:14:06
Testecleese: 6D, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!
1:14:11
Brian McFadden: He'll be able to dunk on those women baskets.
1:14:13
Testecleese: Without jumping!
1:14:18
Testecleese: That want to play in the WNBA, and they're like, oh, you guys just being assholes. Like, no, it's proving the point that this could be taken advantage of.
1:14:27
Testecleese: Sure. And if it's… okay, now it's on the professional level, now everyone has to see it. Now what about the fucking public bathroom that you're letting the random guy who's lying to, so he can gain access to your fucking 7-year-old daughter? Right. You know what I mean?
1:14:44
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:14:46
Testecleese: I don't know, man, they've been telling me for over a decade now, like, toxic masculinity, they'd rather freaking deal with a bear than a random man.
1:14:59
Brian McFadden: dope.
1:14:59
Testecleese: Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
1:15:05
Testecleese: Er.
1:15:07
Testecleese: I don't know what the fuck they want, dude.
1:15:09
Brian McFadden: They don't know either. They wanna… they wanna have their cake and eat it, too.
1:15:14
Testecleese: You know what's funny is, when I was younger, I was like, well, why would I have cake if I'm not gonna eat it? But then, when I got a little bit older, I realized, once you eat your cake, you no longer have it.
1:15:26
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:15:28
Testecleese: And it took me a long time to realize that connection.
1:15:34
Testecleese: I don't know, that's more profound than I think you realize, Brian, but…
1:15:43
Testecleese: What, what are we talking about now? Because we've been going on, because I am fucking hammered!
1:15:52
Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, I mean…
1:15:54
Brian McFadden: They've sent out, the commissioner of the WNBA, Kathy Engelbert, has sent out a trans inclusion memo after those two, made announcements.
1:16:06
Testecleese: Yeah, they basically said, like, yeah, they're still allowed in, right?
1:16:10
Brian McFadden: the… because the WNBA has a lack of clarity on their gender eligibility policy, because they want to have it both ways. They want to say, oh, we can… transgenders can play in this sport, but, you know…
1:16:26
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's…
1:16:27
Testecleese: But what are you gonna do in a 6'10?
1:16:31
Brian McFadden: They're gonna dominate!
1:16:32
Brian McFadden: They're gonna ruin the WNBA.
1:16:35
Testecleese: So… okay, it will eventually, but you know as a fact you will watch some games just to see it when.
1:16:44
Brian McFadden: Well, that's what happened when Kalen Clark got in the league, you know? People were actually going to the game.
1:16:49
Testecleese: Get it out.
1:16:50
Brian McFadden: and checking it out. You know, they had to move some of the games to bigger stadiums because she was drawing such a big crowd.
1:16:55
Testecleese: Yeah, she was actually good.
1:16:57
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:17:01
Testecleese: You think we should start, betting on sports?
1:17:05
Brian McFadden: Maybe if they get in the league…
1:17:09
Testecleese: I don't know. Okay, if they do.
1:17:12
Testecleese: But do you think the liber… the liberals…
1:17:16
Testecleese: That say, oh, men can just become women. We'll bet that way.
1:17:22
Brian McFadden: No.
1:17:24
Brian McFadden: They're stupid.
1:17:26
Testecleese: No, because they know better.
1:17:29
Testecleese: There's no way I'm gonna bet that, oh, Jesus Christ!
1:17:34
Testecleese: Who… the woman that just beat up the white girl on… The other white girl's team.
1:17:43
Brian McFadden: Angela Rice.
1:17:44
Testecleese: No, the, the mustard.
1:17:48
Testecleese: I don't know. Our Digenet.
1:17:52
Testecleese: DJ Carrington, did you see… you haven't seen her name?
1:17:57
Brian McFadden: No.
1:17:58
Testecleese: Her name is Dijenay.
1:18:01
Brian McFadden: Nice.
1:18:02
Brian McFadden: That's your last name or first name?
1:18:04
Testecleese: First name, her last name is Carrington.
1:18:06
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:18:09
Brian McFadden: I wonder what color she is.
1:18:12
Testecleese: Well, who gives a shit about that? Actually, it does matter, because, after she… Obviously got…
1:18:19
Testecleese: Thrown out of the game for…
1:18:22
Testecleese: a hard follicle, I guess is what they call it.
1:18:26
Testecleese: She immediately went to the locker room and, like, put out white privilege.
1:18:31
Brian McFadden: Of course she did. Well, that tells you who she is right there.
1:18:34
Testecleese: Well, yes, and then people immediately was like, hey, bitch.
1:18:40
Testecleese: You are clearly African, what are you doing with blonde hair? And then she tried to claim it was her natural hair color.
1:18:53
Testecleese: And… I get it.
1:18:57
Testecleese: Certain weird genetic anomalies happen, and I say anomalies, it's not the right word, but I don't have a better one. But I've known several black dudes with blue eyes.
1:19:09
Testecleese: but this wasn't a natural blonde color either, you know what I mean?
1:19:15
Brian McFadden: Right, it was a dye job.
1:19:17
Testecleese: Yeah, you can see it. Look it up, Dijonet,
1:19:22
Testecleese: whatever her name is, Rakuten House or whatever.
1:19:28
Testecleese: Dijonet would probably be enough, and it's, yes, with a J.
1:19:33
Testecleese: Because that's how we do it, because we're… Fencing.
1:19:38
Testecleese: I just, I just think this shit's fucking nuts. I can't believe the reason why the, WNBA is in the news.
1:19:47
Testecleese: is, racism.
1:19:49
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:19:50
Brian McFadden: You know what I mean? Weren't they… weren't they… weren't they set up by the NBA to, like…
1:19:55
Brian McFadden: get away, so there wouldn't be racism, there'd be a women's league to compete, you know, on a similar level as the NBA. It gives women professionals the opportunity to… to excel after college type deal.
1:20:11
Testecleese: Yeah! Especially because it loses money every year, and the NBA is paying for it.
1:20:21
Testecleese: I thought… whatever. Whatever. These guys are fucking themselves.
1:20:29
Testecleese: Let's be real, dude.
1:20:31
Testecleese: Who watches women's sports?
1:20:34
Brian McFadden: Women?
1:20:36
Testecleese: Really?
1:20:39
Testecleese: Do you know any women that watch women's sports?
1:20:44
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:20:46
Brian McFadden: No, did you know…
1:20:47
Testecleese: wife, women don't watch sports.
1:20:51
Testecleese: Right?
1:20:53
Testecleese: And if they do, it's usually because their boyfriend, their spouse, their husband, etc. does.
1:21:01
Testecleese: And they get excited and enjoy it.
1:21:04
Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, I've known more than one woman who likes to watch hockey.
1:21:10
Testecleese: But in general, I… She also happens to like women.
1:21:16
Testecleese: But in general, women aren't into sports. That's why no one gives a shit about women's basketball.
1:21:23
Testecleese: Whoa, she got 14 points this season!
1:21:27
Testecleese: You know?
1:21:29
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:21:33
Testecleese: Alright, moving on, I'm sorry.
1:21:36
Testecleese: I did my rant.
1:21:43
Brian McFadden: Oh, we got this, North Carolina…
1:21:46
Brian McFadden: Company is, was banned from,
1:21:50
Brian McFadden: Giving money to trans, nonprofit, and they still did it anyway.
1:21:57
Brian McFadden: Because the law doesn't apply to them.
1:22:00
Brian McFadden: More about the law.
1:22:02
Testecleese: What was the law?
1:22:06
Brian McFadden: Let's see here… State banned body-altering gender treatments for kids in 2023.
1:22:14
Testecleese: Oh, this is… yeah, okay.
1:22:17
Brian McFadden: And then, this company… Then they funded the Charlotte Trans Health in 2024.
1:22:26
Brian McFadden: This nonprofit did.
1:22:29
Testecleese: Trans health is one thing, versus…
1:22:32
Testecleese: gender-altering surgery, because that was the law, right?
1:22:37
Brian McFadden: Well, they got $1.2.8 million from North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services in 2020, so through Twitter.
1:22:45
Brian McFadden: Drew 2027.
1:22:47
Brian McFadden: And they openly tout puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones as treatment options for minors.
1:22:57
Testecleese: Wow.
1:22:59
Testecleese: For minors, for…
1:23:01
Brian McFadden: And then on the website, it suggests children as young as infants and toddlers can be treated with gender-affirming care.
1:23:08
Brian McFadden: Because… Toddlers know where they want to be.
1:23:11
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:23:13
Testecleese: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm willing to say you can't buy cigarettes, you can't buy beer.
1:23:21
Brian McFadden: You can't vote.
1:23:22
Testecleese: Vote until you're 25.
1:23:26
Testecleese: I'm willing to do this. Because humans live so much longer now.
1:23:30
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:23:31
Testecleese: And this… there's no longer…
1:23:34
Testecleese: See, the problem with this idea is, like, okay, the frontal lobe is fully developed at 25, great, great idea. Problem is, when it comes to a war, we need 18-year-olds, don't we?
1:23:47
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:23:49
Testecleese: And you can't send an 18-year-old into war if he can't vote, can you?
1:23:56
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:23:56
Testecleese: Not ethically, anyway.
1:23:59
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:24:02
Testecleese: Because, let's be real, your average fucking 20-year-old's a fucking moron.
1:24:06
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:24:14
Testecleese: Alright.
1:24:15
Brian McFadden: Most definitely.
1:24:17
Testecleese: where are we? Where are…
1:24:25
Testecleese: Jesus Christ, what is that? Democrats let down majority black, oh, shit!
1:24:35
Testecleese: You see this shit?
1:24:37
Testecleese: This, woke… DEI boss, they're hired into, like, a New York commissioner police position.
1:24:47
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:24:49
Testecleese: Has been arrested for helping her son as the getaway driver and preparing the crime.
1:24:58
Brian McFadden: Wow.
1:24:59
Testecleese: For a drive-by shooting at a courthouse.
1:25:03
Testecleese: She's like, oh, no, you need to know when they're coming out the courthouse.
1:25:07
Testecleese: What the fuck? She got this job as a woke DEI thing.
1:25:14
Testecleese: And, by the way, not only is her son known to be in the, gang.
1:25:21
Testecleese: But her husband is a convicted felon for the same thing.
1:25:26
Brian McFadden: Runs in the family.
1:25:30
Testecleese: But this is what we do.
1:25:33
Testecleese: You know, everyone, everyone!
1:25:37
Testecleese: The b- Oh my god, this is exactly the issue with communism.
1:25:43
Testecleese: They think that the fucking IT person can fucking farm a field.
1:25:48
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:25:49
Testecleese: And the person that can farm a field can machine parts.
1:25:54
Brian McFadden: No.
1:25:55
Testecleese: Yeah, let's… exactly, Brian, thank you.
1:25:59
Testecleese: Well, you know how to sell insurance, you know how to sell stuff, right?
1:26:04
Brian McFadden: Yep,
1:26:05
Testecleese: And you know how to do…
1:26:08
Testecleese: Photography, let's be real old-school photography more than anything. Let's… hey, Brian, by the way, set up a business up there in Michigan with actual film and developer.
1:26:20
Testecleese: I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you'll find customers wanting, homestead pictures.
1:26:27
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:26:28
Testecleese: on film.
1:26:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:26:31
Testecleese: I guarantee you, you'll be the only person in the market.
1:26:36
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:26:38
Testecleese: But that's my argument, is that,
1:26:40
Testecleese: Markets, they show up, they dry up.
1:26:44
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:26:54
Testecleese: Alright.
1:26:56
Testecleese: Yeah, like I said, anyway, back to the, WNBA.
1:27:03
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:27:04
Testecleese: They had emerged… I say emergency meeting, apparently this meeting was already planned.
1:27:10
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:27:10
Testecleese: With, like, the heads of everything that make decisions, and they basically decided was,
1:27:19
Testecleese: If we stop these dudes from signing up because they say they're women, we're…
1:27:26
Brian McFadden: Racist.
1:27:27
Testecleese: Yeah, we're violating our rules.
1:27:32
Testecleese: And, I don't know, man, it'll be fun to see what happens.
1:27:40
Testecleese: You're like, is Michael Jordan gonna stop playing again?
1:27:44
Brian McFadden: No.
1:27:46
Testecleese: No, he… well, Jesus Christ, he's probably gotta be 70, right?
1:27:50
Brian McFadden: He'd still probably be better than most WNBA players.
1:27:55
Testecleese: Well, not a single WNBA player has ever dunked. Let's see, next season, though.
1:28:02
Brian McFadden: There will be some next season. They're gonna break that rule of law. That's just a stink.
1:28:11
Brian McFadden: They might have to raise the nets up. Yeah.
1:28:14
Testecleese: I just hope that the people that keep saying… no, first of all, Royce White?
1:28:20
Testecleese: Motherfucker can palm a basketball, you know what that means?
1:28:25
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:28:26
Testecleese: Yeah, he can just put his hand on a basketball and hold it up.
1:28:31
Testecleese: Because his hand is so huge. That's a men's basketball. Do people understand women use a smaller basketball?
1:28:39
Testecleese: So it fits in the rim easier?
1:28:44
Brian McFadden: No, I don't think people know that.
1:28:46
Testecleese: No, people don't know that.
1:28:49
Testecleese: Now watch a fucking 6'8", 265-pound dude come charging down the court.
1:28:57
Testecleese: What are you gonna do to stop that?
1:29:00
Brian McFadden: Not much.
1:29:01
Testecleese: Oh, Brian, what are you gonna do to stop that?
1:29:05
Brian McFadden: And I'm gonna get out of the way, I'm not.
1:29:07
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm getting the fuck out of the way of that, right?
1:29:12
Testecleese: That's gonna hurt!
1:29:17
Testecleese: Jesus Christ! It is like, okay, I get it, basketball's non-contact, but let's be real.
1:29:23
Testecleese: These guys are, like, 6'10". They're weigh 250.
1:29:27
Testecleese: They bump into each other. That's more for us than you and I punching each other, you know what I mean?
1:29:40
Testecleese: Alright, yeah, the Smithsonian's racist, go figure, right?
1:29:47
Brian McFadden: Well, when you got racist people in charge of it, that's what's gonna happen.
1:29:52
Testecleese: Yeah, well… We already talked about this, some bishop…
1:29:56
Testecleese: I guess, talked about a bunch of… a bishop that's Catholic, or… or…
1:30:02
Brian McFadden: Oh my god, though.
1:30:03
Testecleese: I was just gonna say, do other religions have bishops?
1:30:06
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:30:09
Brian McFadden: people that are offshoots of Catholic churches, like Episcopalians, maybe even Lutherans.
1:30:17
Brian McFadden: Definitely Episcopalian.
1:30:19
Brian McFadden: Church of England has bishops.
1:30:22
Testecleese: Do they?
1:30:26
Testecleese: Alright, I didn't know that, so this… this isn't…
1:30:28
Brian McFadden: This is a black… this is a black.
1:30:30
Testecleese: That's good.
1:30:30
Brian McFadden: What's up.
1:30:32
Brian McFadden: So, it's probably not even… He's not Catholic.
1:30:39
Testecleese: I was waiting for that! I was… I was waiting for… he's probably not careful.
1:30:44
Brian McFadden: I agree.
1:30:45
Testecleese: is black.
1:30:46
Brian McFadden: Growing up!
1:30:48
Testecleese: So the Catholic Church actually has a whole bunch of black folk involved in the clergy, believe it or not.
1:30:55
Brian McFadden: Alright, let me figure out where this guy is.
1:30:57
Testecleese: Shit.
1:30:58
Brian McFadden: He's a descendant of enslaved ancestors, so…
1:31:01
Testecleese: Who's not?
1:31:03
Brian McFadden: Oh, God!
1:31:03
Testecleese: Hold on, no, who's up? Brian, are you not the descendant of enslaved ancestor?
1:31:09
Brian McFadden: I would think so.
1:31:11
Testecleese: Who thinks you're not Irish at all.
1:31:19
Testecleese: I was gonna say.
1:31:19
Brian McFadden: Oh, he's a Protestant minister, and was consecrated as a bishop in 1998. He lives in Chesapeake, Virginia.
1:31:29
Brian McFadden: And, he ran unsuccessfully as a Republican in Virginia in 2012, ran as the Lieutenant Governor in 2013.
1:31:38
Testecleese: Look at him!
1:31:40
Testecleese: He's working hard, isn't he?
1:31:42
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, so, no, he's,
1:31:45
Brian McFadden: He's in one of those, interest… that's called the Exodus Faith Ministries, and I… probably the… oh, and he's from the uni… he graduated from the… he's the Marine Corps.
1:31:56
Brian McFadden: He served in the U.S. Marines and graduated from University of Massachusetts, and went to Harvard Law School and got a law degree. So this… he's well-educated.
1:32:06
Testecleese: Two schools in Massachusetts, huh?
1:32:09
Brian McFadden: Yeah,
1:32:12
Testecleese: Wow. You know, I hate to say it, but a Harvard education doesn't mean what it used to.
1:32:19
Brian McFadden: No. Well, AOC fixed that for you.
1:32:23
Testecleese: AIC didn't go to Harvard.
1:32:25
Brian McFadden: Well, she probably would have been her off if she did.
1:32:28
Testecleese: No, she, went to UMass.
1:32:32
Brian McFadden: I actually went to Boston University.
1:32:35
Testecleese: Oh, fuck, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. BU, and she got an, economy degree, and she came out a socialist.
1:32:43
Brian McFadden: It says a lot about the college and doctrine program, huh?
1:32:50
Testecleese: Yeah, we were like, if any of you signed up for this, demand your money back.
1:32:59
Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ.
1:33:03
Testecleese: Hey, okay, Brian, have fun with the list.
1:33:11
Testecleese: Alright. No, I'm trying to lay back. We used to have the most fun when we just bullshit.
1:33:19
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:33:20
Brian McFadden: Huh? Yeah.
1:33:21
Testecleese: I've been trying to organize, etc, etc, but whatever the fuck you want to talk about, bring it up, let's talk about it.
1:33:29
Brian McFadden: Oh, well, we got this, Duke Law is, defining the Supreme Court, and they're still…
1:33:35
Brian McFadden: Admitting people according to affirmative action, so…
1:33:39
Brian McFadden: That should be, a nice little hefty fine and lawsuit against Duke Law.
1:33:48
Testecleese: Yeah… yeah, this is the same thing as giving illegal immigrants in-state tuition, though, isn't it?
1:33:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah, somewhere.
1:33:57
Testecleese: Like, you're given special privileges to people that don't qualify, and…
1:34:02
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:34:05
Brian McFadden: Just to be more diversified.
1:34:10
Testecleese: Yeah! It's like… Well, then, if you want to be diversified, why… why is everyone…
1:34:18
Testecleese: Why is everyone white if you want me to diversified? That sounds dumb.
1:34:23
Testecleese: But I was like, why didn't anyone… At any point.
1:34:28
Testecleese: Marry anyone.
1:34:30
Testecleese: Who wasn't white?
1:34:31
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:34:35
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:34:37
Brian McFadden: Because they were in love.
1:34:41
Testecleese: Yeah, but at least one person would have found it outside of white people.
1:34:47
Testecleese: In this small town, you know what I mean?
1:34:50
Testecleese: Okay, a perfect example is Michigan.
1:34:53
Testecleese: You have all this fucking crazy tumult in Michigan, right? But let's be real, your average small town is, like, 100% white.
1:35:02
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:35:04
Testecleese: And they're all saying, we need to take care of the brown bee. I was like, well, then how come not a single one of you
1:35:10
Testecleese: Not even, like, you should have, or whatever. Right. But, like, statistically, at least one have you.
1:35:17
Testecleese: should have married one of these, quote, brown people. You know what I mean?
1:35:27
Testecleese: Well, we're talking about millions of people, right?
1:35:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:35:32
Testecleese: Michigan… do people understand how fucking huge Michigan is?
1:35:35
Brian McFadden: Damn.
1:35:38
Brian McFadden: They do not.
1:35:39
Testecleese: I'm pretty sure Michigan is bigger than New England.
1:35:43
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
1:35:44
Testecleese: There you go! Oh, yeah!
1:35:47
Brian McFadden: There's, 10 million people in the state.
1:35:52
Testecleese: There's more… there's more people in Boston.
1:35:57
Brian McFadden: But, I guarantee Michigan's bigger than, then, size of Michigan.
1:36:07
Brian McFadden: I'm sure… I've already fed him!
1:36:14
Testecleese: That's what… that's what blows my mind, is that Michigan's voting… Socialist, in general.
1:36:21
Testecleese: While they make most of the money off of, production.
1:36:26
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:36:27
Brian McFadden: It's, Michigan is ranked the 11th largest state.
1:36:31
Brian McFadden: They've had… mission covers 96,000 square… square miles.
1:36:38
Brian McFadden: Land is about 56 square… 56,000 square miles, and water is 40,000 square miles.
1:36:46
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just saying that Michigan has always made the money, you know, for, producing goods for the people.
1:36:53
Brian McFadden: And Michigan's unusually large water area comes from its border of 4 of the 5 Great Lakes states. Great Lakes. Superior, Michigan, Erie, and Huron.
1:37:03
Testecleese: I don't give… I don't give a shit about the Great Lakes. I don't know.
1:37:06
Brian McFadden: By comparison!
1:37:07
Testecleese: It's one body of water!
1:37:10
Brian McFadden: Michigan is slightly larger than the UK by total area.
1:37:16
Testecleese: The entire UK?
1:37:18
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:37:19
Testecleese: That includes Australia.
1:37:21
Brian McFadden: Probably not.
1:37:23
Testecleese: Whoa!
1:37:24
Brian McFadden: Oh, that's…
1:37:24
Testecleese: I'm asking.
1:37:25
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
1:37:26
Testecleese: Canada's UK, too, isn't it? Or is that… oh, I'm sorry, is that Commonwealth?
1:37:30
Brian McFadden: That's Commonwealth.
1:37:31
Testecleese: Oh, jar.
1:37:32
Brian McFadden: It is just, English…
1:37:34
Testecleese: Jesus Christ! Massachusetts is as big as the UK, we're just talking about the fucking island, right?
1:37:41
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:37:46
Testecleese: Fucking Brits.
1:37:49
Testecleese: Bunch of fucking pussies. They thought they could say, I'm gonna take your money. And I think that's gonna be a real problem, though, is these fucking commies just wanna take your money and pay for a bunch of bullshit. They wanna…
1:38:03
Testecleese: They want to take your money and pay fucking heroin addicts to buy new needles.
1:38:10
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:38:13
Brian McFadden: That way, they don't have to reuse needles.
1:38:16
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, yeah. Healthcare costs go down, because we're not using any of those. How about you stop the heroin use?
1:38:28
Testecleese: It's, what's next, Brian?
1:38:34
Brian McFadden: Military.
1:38:36
Testecleese: Oh.
1:38:38
Testecleese: Oh! There… So I'm really…
1:38:41
Brian McFadden: We got the woman that's been arrested and is facing felony charges for defacing the, World War II memorial.
1:38:50
Testecleese: Yeah, she admitted she did it.
1:38:53
Testecleese: She's… she's willing to…
1:38:55
Brian McFadden: BDS.
1:38:56
Testecleese: Finalty.
1:38:57
Brian McFadden: PDS?
1:38:59
Testecleese: Huh?
1:39:00
Brian McFadden: Prompt derangement syndrome?
1:39:02
Testecleese: Maybe… I honestly don't care, but she turned herself in, she's willing to face a penalty, I'm…
1:39:10
Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, what you did was wrong.
1:39:15
Testecleese: But, she turned herself in. I'm gonna give her a benefit for the doubt.
1:39:19
Testecleese: Just… you know what I mean? She's not necessarily a bad person, how's that?
1:39:24
Testecleese: She at least realized what she… recognized what she did was wrong.
1:39:29
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:39:33
Testecleese: What else we got? Because I'm pretty sure.
1:39:35
Brian McFadden: Oh, well, we got the, the psychedelic drug trial that's starting, for veterans…
1:39:42
Testecleese: We talked about this a long time ago, didn't we?
1:39:44
Brian McFadden: But now we actually have states where you can go sign up with the VA to do it.
1:39:48
Testecleese: This is, like, like, extreme stuff, like PTSD, like, and not, oh my god…
1:39:55
Brian McFadden: I'm gonna use, suicide in to treat depression in veterans.
1:40:01
Brian McFadden: And the states it's gonna be done in is, Alabama, two in Alabama, one in Oregon, one in Philadelphia, and one in Seattle. If you're near any of those states, you can get enrolled in it and have some good times.
1:40:16
Testecleese: I'm sure they're getting doses that don't miss.
1:40:19
Brian McFadden: The VA strongly discouraging self-medicating or attempting to replace other mental health treatment options with psychedelics or unprescribed substances.
1:40:31
Brian McFadden: Is that a drawer burner.
1:40:33
Testecleese: It's funny, I'm actually prescribed, marijuana.
1:40:39
Testecleese: Because I have epilepsy, right? No, all I do is show… I called up a doctor on the computer.
1:40:46
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:40:48
Testecleese: I sent him a link of my medical record that… and all I had to show him was epilepsy.
1:40:53
Brian McFadden: Right?
1:40:54
Testecleese: And he goes, approved.
1:40:56
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:40:57
Testecleese: And now I can buy pot.
1:40:59
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:41:01
Testecleese: I was like, well, this seems fucking silly. You know? I was like, but I get to buy pot!
1:41:10
Testecleese: Dude, it's super expensive when it's fucking medical and not recreational.
1:41:15
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. You've been spoiled living in Massachusetts for all those years.
1:41:20
Testecleese: I know, especially working…
1:41:22
Brian McFadden: And you got an employee disk?
1:41:29
Testecleese: Jesus, dude, I… ugh.
1:41:33
Testecleese: I still have some of that shit around here, and I look at it, and I'm like, ew.
1:41:38
Testecleese: Like, I have old vapes that I had never opened, and I'm like, I'm… there's no way I'm gonna hook that up now, that's disgusting, you know?
1:41:45
Testecleese: It's been 4 years.
1:41:48
Brian McFadden: It might still be good.
1:41:51
Testecleese: Yeah, like, maybe, but I might get really sick.
1:41:57
Testecleese: Oh, the Marine got released.
1:41:59
Brian McFadden: I think we just talked about him on the last show, or the show before that.
1:42:04
Testecleese: We brought him up, how he's about to die.
1:42:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, he… he apparently told Trump he wanted a good burger when he got back to the U.S, so I don't know how close the daddy really is, or if it's just a fabricated story, but…
1:42:17
Brian McFadden: He is, by now he's in the United States, so…
1:42:21
Testecleese: You mean he's starving to death and he wants a cheeseburger?
1:42:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:42:25
Testecleese: That sounds about right, doesn't it?
1:42:27
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:42:29
Testecleese: But from what I understand, he's dying of all this stuff, not starvation.
1:42:33
Brian McFadden: Well, they made a sound in the other arc we were looking at that he was comatose and being fed through a feeding tube.
1:42:40
Testecleese: Yeah, we did… that was a thing.
1:42:45
Testecleese: Well, he's a political prisoner, I guess?
1:42:51
Brian McFadden: Partially, they accused… he was in the country… he was on his way to the consulate to get a new passport.
1:42:59
Brian McFadden: Because he got sick in the country, and something happened to his passport, and…
1:43:04
Brian McFadden: They say he assaulted cops and resisted arrest, and then once he got into the prison system, they kept just adding more and more charges on him, how he wasn't a model prisoner, and he was trying to start fights and stuff like this, and they just kept tacking on more and more…
1:43:20
Brian McFadden: to the sentence.
1:43:22
Testecleese: So as the Russians tried to rape him, he fought them off and got more charges.
1:43:27
Brian McFadden: Yes, basically, yes.
1:43:29
Testecleese: Okay. Alright. Yeah, so he's been released back to the United States to basically…
1:43:36
Brian McFadden: And there was no prisoner exchange.
1:43:39
Brian McFadden: Russia just let them have them, with no… nobody given to them in the process.
1:43:44
Testecleese: Well, that's a sign of good faith, I guess, right?
1:43:47
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:43:49
Testecleese: Versus the last time we did a prisoner exchange with Russia, well, we got.
1:43:53
Brian McFadden: That would go, Bob.
1:43:54
Testecleese: Trainer.
1:43:55
Brian McFadden: That was 5-year Obama that did,
1:43:57
Testecleese: Was it? Yeah, yeah, it was Biden with Brittany Griner, and we turned over the.
1:44:02
Brian McFadden: Hi, people. Another warlord!
1:44:05
Testecleese: The Lord of War!
1:44:09
Testecleese: for Brittany Griner.
1:44:12
Testecleese: But, oh, okay. Anyone who's like, oh yeah, what's the big deal? Who the fuck is Brittany Griner, to anyone who isn't following what's going on?
1:44:20
Brian McFadden: I don't even think she plays in the WNBA anymore, does she?
1:44:23
Testecleese: Ugh, he?
1:44:26
Testecleese: We're talking about trans people in the fucking WNBA?
1:44:33
Testecleese: I don't know, man.
1:44:36
Brian McFadden: I don't either.
1:44:41
Testecleese: No one knows who these people are, we… Jesus Christ, David!
1:44:45
Brian McFadden: She went into Russia with a weed pen, how dumb can you be?
1:44:49
Testecleese: Yeah, I brought a weed bench. It's illegal there!
1:44:53
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's illegal in most, most places outside of few places in the United States, so…
1:44:59
Testecleese: That's exactly where I was gonna go. It's not even legal in every state in the United States, let alone foreign countries, right?
1:45:07
Brian McFadden: Right. Yep.
1:45:09
Testecleese: Which, by the way, like I said, I have a marijuana card.
1:45:13
Brian McFadden: It'll help you when you're crossing state lines?
1:45:16
Testecleese: No… Actually, I think it does… I think my card carries over, I'm not sure, maybe not.
1:45:23
Testecleese: If they do cards.
1:45:27
Testecleese: Interesting, I don't know now, Brian, thank you.
1:45:32
Brian McFadden: I don't know if you can go to Virginia and use your West Virginia card in a Virginia medical marijuana facility.
1:45:38
Testecleese: Oh, that's an excellent question, I'm not sure, honestly.
1:45:43
Testecleese: But the… hmm… I got my prescription fulfilled by someone who wasn't in West Virginia, who did multiple states.
1:45:52
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:45:53
Testecleese: So I don't know.
1:45:56
Testecleese: Maybe it does carry over.
1:45:58
Brian McFadden: Maybe.
1:46:00
Testecleese: Maybe I can go to Virginia. It's funny, I make it sound like I can just drive to Virginia from.
1:46:05
Brian McFadden: No, it's not…
1:46:07
Testecleese: No, no, that's not a short drive, is it?
1:46:10
Brian McFadden: You're closer to Ohio than you are Virginia.
1:46:15
Testecleese: Can I buy pot in Ohio?
1:46:17
Brian McFadden: I don't think so. They've got signs up.
1:46:19
Testecleese: Roger.
1:46:20
Brian McFadden: Traffickers will be prosecuted, so…
1:46:23
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not exactly close to Virginia. Oh, West Virginia's right next to Virginia.
1:46:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but you're not.
1:46:34
Testecleese: out there.
1:46:34
Brian McFadden: You're still 5 to 6 hours away from the Virginia border.
1:46:40
Testecleese: Hey, and you know, and you know what the roads are, too.
1:46:45
Brian McFadden: Yeah, my word.
1:46:46
Testecleese: The crazy thing is, like, people don't realize… people don't realize the drive through the mountains. Like, oh, it's no big deal. It's like, no, the up and down, you're gonna burn twice as much gas. And you always think, no, I'll save as much gas going down the mountain.
1:47:04
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:47:06
Testecleese: He's like, no, because you're holding the breakdown so you don't go 115, you know?
1:47:11
Brian McFadden: What is the B-21 Raider?
1:47:14
Testecleese: Oh, shit!
1:47:17
Testecleese: There have been reported sightings of,
1:47:21
Brian McFadden: A new stealth bomber.
1:47:22
Testecleese: UFOs, or whatever, exactly, UFOs, Unidentified Flying Objects in Arizona. And,
1:47:33
Testecleese: The belief is this is the new bomber.
1:47:38
Testecleese: coming out of the, secret military base where they do secret stuff, may as well be Area 51 kind of stuff.
1:47:46
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:47:48
Testecleese: But the… the idea is, yeah, the B61 is whatever they call it?
1:47:55
Brian McFadden: B21.
1:47:56
Testecleese: B21, not… okay, not B20.
1:48:00
Testecleese: This… this is interesting.
1:48:06
Testecleese: I… it's good to know we're always making a new one, right?
1:48:11
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
1:48:17
Testecleese: Walk softly, carry a big stick.
1:48:25
Testecleese: I know how much, okay, I don't know how much you hate FDR.
1:48:33
Testecleese: I hate FDR's work.
1:48:36
Brian McFadden: He created the highway system.
1:48:40
Testecleese: Good point.
1:48:42
Testecleese: Good point. That's, the interstate was a big deal.
1:48:48
Testecleese: No, yeah.
1:48:49
Brian McFadden: Thanks, Rod.
1:48:50
Testecleese: Yeah, what are you?
1:48:55
Testecleese: I mean, that's…
1:48:55
Brian McFadden: Originally what the highway system was designed for, to haul military equipment around the country.
1:49:02
Testecleese: Correct, and that's something people don't realize, is that most modern technology is old.
1:49:09
Brian McFadden: Very, very…
1:49:10
Testecleese: technology. Like, oh, I got GPS on my phone. It's like, yeah, you realize the fucking Navy had this 30 years before you, right?
1:49:23
Testecleese: Alright.
1:49:25
Brian McFadden: The whole Abraham Lincoln thing about all these sailors.
1:49:28
Brian McFadden: to go overboard. I mean, I don't know how much I believe it, you know?
1:49:33
Testecleese: No, no, no, dude. They've been out there 8 months, and they're not supposed to come back for another, like, 4 months.
1:49:41
Brian McFadden: The carrier's on its way to relieve them right now.
1:49:44
Testecleese: NOW… NOW.
1:49:48
Brian McFadden: Well, there's a problem. We don't have enough carriers to do what Trump wants.
1:49:52
Testecleese: Jesus!
1:49:52
Brian McFadden: done.
1:49:53
Testecleese: And I understand that, and that's…
1:49:59
Testecleese: what everyone says is, we have this many carriers, and I'm like, you guys have no idea what a yard period is.
1:50:06
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:50:06
Testecleese: Right? And you know, you know exactly what I'm talking about, right?
1:50:09
Brian McFadden: Yeah!
1:50:10
Testecleese: You gotta do maintenance.
1:50:12
Brian McFadden: Huh?
1:50:14
Testecleese: But these assholes have been out there for, like, 8 months, they're not looking for another, like, 3 to 7 months before they get relieved.
1:50:24
Brian McFadden: Though, doesn't take that long for a carrier to get across the ocean.
1:50:27
Testecleese: Oh, no, no, no. Before, this dude tried… actually, literally jumped over the side of this shit.
1:50:38
Testecleese: And it's crazy, is I was watching people talking about this.
1:50:42
Testecleese: When the story came out, like, you have to jump over the side to do what?
1:50:47
Testecleese: And then, finally, one guy looked over, he's like, die.
1:50:54
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, whatever.
1:50:55
Testecleese: A new one!
1:50:56
Brian McFadden: I've done a lot… I've done many long deployments in the Navy. I think this all has to stem to a… a different… a generational problem where…
1:51:06
Brian McFadden: No. The younger generation's been coddled to death, and…
1:51:10
Testecleese: No. No.
1:51:12
Testecleese: I've done an 8-month deployment, dude, you start to lose your fucking mind, and you know it.
1:51:18
Testecleese: And then these guys had already done 8 months, and they were saying it took me another 4 months, and maybe another 2 after that.
1:51:26
Testecleese: Are you fucking kidding me?
1:51:29
Testecleese: No, no! Exactly like you said. Where are the fucking aircraft carriers that are supposed to relieve them?
1:51:36
Testecleese: Right?
1:51:39
Testecleese: Over a year at sea? Are you fucking kidding me?
1:51:46
Testecleese: Talk all the shit you want about the Navy, right?
1:51:51
Testecleese: The Marines don't spend a fucking year on deployment, do they?
1:51:57
Brian McFadden: There's the Marines on the carrier.
1:52:01
Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ. Thank you. Okay, Brian. Army doesn't spend a year on deployment, do they? Unless the Brian…
1:52:09
Brian McFadden: Because I do.
1:52:10
Testecleese: Unless we're actually at full-blown war.
1:52:19
Testecleese: Oh my god, you lose your mind on this ship, and you know it.
1:52:27
Testecleese: Alright. What else you wanna talk about?
1:52:31
Testecleese: Oh, shit!
1:52:34
Testecleese: Apparently, some private aircraft.
1:52:39
Testecleese: was, like, approaching where Trump was playing golf.
1:52:44
Brian McFadden: Anywhere where Trump is, there's a no-fly zone.
1:52:48
Testecleese: They're… yeah, yes. That's actually where I was going with this, thank you, Brian. Exactly. And this guy was flying his private aircraft, like, man, you know, fucking around.
1:53:00
Brian McFadden: F-16s are coming for you.
1:53:01
Testecleese: And F-16 showed up, and they're coming over the radio, he's like, dude, dude, dude, like…
1:53:10
Testecleese: I barely have radio, you know?
1:53:13
Brian McFadden: I mean, they probably… if I saw a couple F-16s coming up me, and I'm in my little private.
1:53:18
Testecleese: I would just turn on and leave.
1:53:20
Brian McFadden: I'd be shitting my pants.
1:53:23
Testecleese: Exactly! Exactly! Okay, first of all, this thing's a propeller plane. These F-16s can't go that slow.
1:53:34
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:53:34
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:53:39
Testecleese: It's like, oh, I'm in the wrong place, my mistake, you know? I guess they were on the radio…
1:53:46
Testecleese: Just, can you imagine F-16s flying by at half the speed of sound?
1:53:52
Testecleese: While you're only traveling, like, 200 miles an hour, I know that.
1:53:58
Brian McFadden: So, here's an interesting article. After all the time and money we spent on the electromagnetic
1:54:05
Brian McFadden: aircraft launching system, Trump wants to go back to the hydraulic system again. The… The old system.
1:54:12
Testecleese: Yes.
1:54:13
Brian McFadden: Check out of balls.
1:54:16
Testecleese: I'm sure there's a reason.
1:54:18
Brian McFadden: It's gonna cost billions of dollars and retrofit.
1:54:22
Brian McFadden: To retrofit the new carriers that are out there.
1:54:25
Testecleese: Yes, but I'm wondering… There's no way he did this because it was funny, you know what I mean?
1:54:32
Brian McFadden: Hmm…
1:54:32
Testecleese: What's… what's wrong with the, electromagnetic system?
1:54:38
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:54:40
Testecleese: There has to be something wrong with it.
1:54:45
Testecleese: Or else you wouldn't want to go back.
1:54:47
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:54:52
Testecleese: I don't know.
1:54:55
Brian McFadden: Well, the newest Chinese aircraft carrier is using electromagnetic catapults, and France is planning on putting it on its new carrier, too.
1:55:04
Brian McFadden: But he's directing a memo that the fourth class… the fourth 4th class carrier, USS Doris Miller.
1:55:14
Brian McFadden: Is not gonna have the electromagnetic catapult system.
1:55:20
Testecleese: Well, okay, 100%.
1:55:24
Testecleese: My knowledge, etc, it's possible because,
1:55:33
Testecleese: an EMP could shut off electromagnetic things. But steam… It's still pressure.
1:55:42
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:55:43
Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, but EMP, yeah.
1:55:45
Testecleese: I love that.
1:55:45
Brian McFadden: It goes near a carrier.
1:55:47
Testecleese: are worthless, right?
1:55:48
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, it's gonna take out a whole lot of other shit, not just the catapult system.
1:55:54
Testecleese: You can launch it, but the jets are gonna fall in the ocean.
1:55:57
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:55:58
Brian McFadden: And most of the carrier's gonna be…
1:56:01
Brian McFadden: Kaput, because it's all electronic gear.
1:56:08
Testecleese: I don't know. There must be a reason, there's no way he would do this just because it sounds like fun, you know what I mean?
1:56:14
Brian McFadden: Right, I know.
1:56:16
Testecleese: And no, and you know as well as I, it's gotta be something that he's not allowed…
1:56:21
Testecleese: The president, especially, is not allowed to talk about.
1:56:25
Testecleese: Let alone, Pete Haggseth.
1:56:29
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:56:31
Testecleese: I'm curious to find out why we're going to go, gonna go back to, Steam.
1:56:39
Testecleese: Well, especially because, what, it costs, like, an extra 5 workers to maintain…
1:56:47
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:56:48
Testecleese: a steam system.
1:56:49
Testecleese: And they get injured far more.
1:56:53
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:56:54
Testecleese: what is the difference that made this happen? I am…
1:56:58
Testecleese: I wanna know. I want to know.
1:57:02
Testecleese: Maybe I'm not allowed to know. Not even not allowed to know. I don't need to know, how is that?
1:57:08
Brian McFadden: There's no need to know.
1:57:11
Testecleese: And you know exactly what I mean by that, because you've had security clearance, right?
1:57:16
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:57:17
Testecleese: Yeah, need to know.
1:57:19
Testecleese: If you don't need to know it, it's not your fucking business.
1:57:23
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:57:24
Testecleese: That is something a lot of Americans don't understand, is the need to know.
1:57:28
Testecleese: They wanna know, what the fuck happened? They're like, well, you don't need to know.
1:57:33
Testecleese: You know?
1:57:34
Brian McFadden: Beautiful.
1:57:38
Testecleese: Alright, Brian. What else is going on?
1:57:41
Testecleese: What else you wanna talk about? I'm having a good time.
1:57:46
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:57:48
Brian McFadden: I don't care if you care about Putin or not.
1:57:53
Testecleese: I, not really, but whatever.
1:57:57
Brian McFadden: And then we got, Pentagon is boosting, production of, PAC3s and THAAD buys.
1:58:06
Brian McFadden: Their anti-ballistic missiles.
1:58:10
Testecleese: That was the fads are the trucks with the missiles, right?
1:58:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:58:16
Brian McFadden: And then Israel has decided to go ahead and buy a German-built Doom Day sub, not from us, but from, Germany.
1:58:24
Testecleese: Obviously, if it's German, and this is actually…
1:58:27
Testecleese: Check this out, this is the biggest submarine Germany's ever built.
1:58:33
Brian McFadden: And they sold it to… they didn't build it for themselves, they built it for Israel.
1:58:40
Testecleese: Okay.
1:58:45
Testecleese: Is all I have to say, honestly,
1:58:49
Testecleese: They're all NATO nations, and including us, right?
1:58:53
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:58:54
Testecleese: If Germany can build a better product, Germany should be able to sell it, right?
1:58:58
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:59:00
Testecleese: Versus Raytheon.
1:59:02
Brian McFadden: And this is all, to,
1:59:05
Brian McFadden: the mess with Iran. Iran deterrence is what it's mainly designed for.
1:59:10
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't give a shit.
1:59:13
Testecleese: Fucking Iran. Oh my god. I… Whatever.
1:59:20
Testecleese: was just fucking turn into a panicked glass, and fucking end it. No…
1:59:26
Testecleese: Give them a heads up, like, 3 weeks in advance, get the fuck out.
1:59:30
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:59:30
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:59:32
Testecleese: It's just…
1:59:34
Brian McFadden: Bombam, bamum, bam.
1:59:36
Testecleese: Yeah, until it's over.
1:59:38
Testecleese: And…
1:59:40
Testecleese: oh, that's a barbaric thing. It's like, yeah, but you know what? Fucking 70 years ago, we just would have bombed them without a warning.
1:59:48
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:59:48
Testecleese: Before… before I even bring that up.
1:59:51
Testecleese: We actually warned fucking Hiroshima and Nagasaki before.
1:59:56
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah! Huh.
1:59:59
Testecleese: Bigs were that nice.
2:00:00
Brian McFadden: And then when Japan did not surrender after the first bombing, we did another one.
2:00:05
Testecleese: And then we had to drop another one, holy shit.
2:00:09
Testecleese: That's fucking crazy. Could you imagine a fucking… oh, Nagasaki's gone? No, it's not!
2:00:17
Brian McFadden: I don't believe it.
2:00:17
Testecleese: Oh, Hiroshima's gone! What the fuck?
2:00:27
Testecleese: I don't know, those are small nuclear charges compared to modern weapons, you know what I mean?
2:00:35
Testecleese: What was it, like, 10 kilotons?
2:00:38
Brian McFadden: Something like that.
2:00:40
Testecleese: Yeah, now we're talking about MEGATONS!
2:00:43
Testecleese: Order of magnitude.
2:00:47
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:00:49
Testecleese: Like, one bomb could wipe out… Massachusetts.
2:00:55
Testecleese: This is… this is fucking nuts, dude!
2:00:58
Brian McFadden: And speaking of Massachusetts, they're gonna allow abortions up to birth.
2:01:04
Brian McFadden: State's rights, is you.
2:01:07
Testecleese: Yeah, and that's the thing, is they keep telling us, no one has an abortion at 9 months, right before the baby's born.
2:01:16
Brian McFadden: You can definitely do it in… you can do it in Massachusetts.
2:01:20
Testecleese: Yeah, why would you make it legal, then?
2:01:23
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
2:01:26
Testecleese: Oh, Virginia, remember?
2:01:29
Testecleese: Governor Blackface.
2:01:31
Testecleese: What was his name?
2:01:33
Brian McFadden: Northam.
2:01:35
Brian McFadden: Governor Northam.
2:01:37
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:01:39
Testecleese: he wanted the babies to be born and made comfortable, and then we decide what to do, whether or not we abort them. And I was like, the kid's already breathing.
2:01:48
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:01:52
Testecleese: It's a mess? Jesus Christ.
2:01:55
Brian McFadden: And the current governor of Virginia decided to go into the country to,
2:01:59
Testecleese: No, hold on, I'm sorry, I wanna back up.
2:02:02
Brian McFadden: Alright.
2:02:04
Testecleese: At what point does a human being have rights?
2:02:11
Testecleese: This is important to me. At what point? No, it… obviously, conception isn't good enough, right?
2:02:20
Brian McFadden: Abbirth.
2:02:22
Testecleese: Birth. So, first breath, as long as the kid doesn't breathe, I can still kill it.
2:02:28
Testecleese: This weeds on me.
2:02:30
Brian McFadden: That's the common theory, I disagree with it, but what, you know, that's…
2:02:40
Testecleese: I just…
2:02:42
Testecleese: I'm sorry, it's just… Okay.
2:02:46
Testecleese: Okay, whatever.
2:02:49
Testecleese: Whatever, I just… it pisses me off…
2:02:54
Testecleese: And you know, you keep talking about the black population, it's only 13%. Well, how about fucking 75% of you motherfuckers stop fucking killing your babies before they're born? How's that?
2:03:06
Brian McFadden: Alright, that would be good.
2:03:09
Testecleese: They'd be more of you if you didn't kill your babies. How's that? It's not everyone else's fault.
2:03:16
Testecleese: Nope. Apparently, it's your goddamn freedom.
2:03:21
Brian McFadden: Freedom!
2:03:24
Testecleese: You know, it's… whatever, whatever, I'm gonna bug friends, whatever.
2:03:30
Testecleese: I've had a lot of good times with a whole bunch of black folk. They're really good people.
2:03:35
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they are.
2:03:36
Testecleese: But I've met a whole bunch of fucking assholes that just ruined the party, you know what I mean?
2:03:41
Brian McFadden: Huh?
2:03:45
Testecleese: Anyway… anyway, going back, I'm sorry.
2:03:48
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, the governor…
2:03:50
Testecleese: I ranted, I do that.
2:03:52
Brian McFadden: the governor… the governor of Virginia tried to go to the country in Virginia.
2:03:56
Brian McFadden: To this, fiddling convention that they have.
2:03:59
Testecleese: Oh, yeah!
2:04:00
Brian McFadden: Every year, and she's trying to…
2:04:02
Testecleese: trigger.
2:04:03
Brian McFadden: Yep, Spanberger. And she got booed off the stage.
2:04:08
Testecleese: Yeah, she's trying to show up to, like, a bluegrass festival.
2:04:12
Brian McFadden: And they resoundingly told her that, you know, she's lied to them, she's not doing anything to support him, and they booed her right on off the stage. She got out of there real quick.
2:04:22
Testecleese: But she's like, I'm gonna help everyone! And it turns out the fucking blues band in the middle of the fu- middle of Appalachia. Right?
2:04:32
Testecleese: Apparently, they owe more taxes, basically, right?
2:04:37
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
2:04:39
Brian McFadden: It's just another example of, you know.
2:04:43
Brian McFadden: she said one thing to get elected, and then she's doing something totally opposite. So, you know, people are starting to see it, and, you know, they're like, what… they're raising the… they're raising the bullshit flag.
2:04:56
Testecleese: So, I…
2:04:57
Testecleese: How long do you… Brian, how long do you think it's gonna take for socialism to fail in the United States? Or… or…
2:05:05
Testecleese: Do you think it will eventually take over?
2:05:08
Brian McFadden: I think I'll fail.
2:05:10
Testecleese: How long is it gonna take? This one term, or what? Or our next one, another one, or five?
2:05:18
Brian McFadden: I don't know, I'd hope it'd fail after this one term, but…
2:05:23
Testecleese: Whoa!
2:05:24
Brian McFadden: about it?
2:05:26
Testecleese: So this is the culmination?
2:05:29
Testecleese: Of the other squad?
2:05:34
Testecleese: Because that's what they were, right?
2:05:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah, the lady from Somalia, you know, that married her brother? Yeah.
2:05:42
Testecleese: Sorry, bro.
2:05:44
Brian McFadden: Malia is the best country in the world, but she's a U.S. representative for.
2:05:49
Testecleese: Minnesota. Minnesota's the best country in the world, why aren't you there instead of here, right?
2:05:55
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
2:05:58
Testecleese: And then they go, let's not only…
2:05:59
Brian McFadden: Why are you getting paid by the American taxpayers to represent Somalia in Congress?
2:06:05
Testecleese: Oh, and then… Trump was like, we're gonna send the Somalians back, but you can't sign us back, it's a shithole.
2:06:14
Testecleese: It's like, actually… Looks like shit's settled over.
2:06:20
Testecleese: But… I don't even give a shit. I don't even give a shit, because everyone gave them a hard time saying these places are shitholes.
2:06:28
Brian McFadden: But most of them are.
2:06:29
Testecleese: Yeah, and then he says, I'm gonna send you… he's like, oh, no, it's not a shithole. He's like, okay, I'll send you back. He's like, don't send me back, it's a shithole.
2:06:37
Brian McFadden: Everybody's freaking out about Haiti right now, because he's… Eliminated their TPS status.
2:06:43
Testecleese: Haiti is an issue. Let's be real.
2:06:47
Brian McFadden: We can't keep letting people live here in temporary status forever.
2:06:53
Testecleese: I agree, I agree, 100%, dude. I really do. But Haiti is a fucking war zone, let's be real.
2:07:03
Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, they got a really new good leader there.
2:07:07
Testecleese: Barbecue?
2:07:09
Brian McFadden: Who is running the country now.
2:07:11
Testecleese: I was just gonna say, I didn't know about this barbecue, there we go.
2:07:22
Testecleese: Captain.
2:07:23
Testecleese: I wanna send these people back home, but if not a barbecue is gonna eat them.
2:07:41
Testecleese: Hard across the bushes!
2:07:44
Testecleese: But yeah, they should go home.
2:07:47
Testecleese: If they are such great people to make America greater, then maybe they can make Haiti great again, right?
2:07:57
Brian McFadden: Yup, I mean, it's hilarious to look at the two… these two countries that are on the same island.
2:08:03
Brian McFadden: The DR is stable and no issues. Big tourism goes the DR, and then there's Haiti.
2:08:11
Testecleese: I was supposed to go to Haiti.
2:08:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was obviously a misprint on the itinerary, because Haiti's been a shithole a lot longer than you booked that cruise for.
2:08:24
Testecleese: No, it's funny, as soon as I brought it up on the show, it's like, the next music, I can't go to Haiti.
2:08:33
Brian McFadden: Your family was all about Haiti, man, they were all about going there.
2:08:37
Testecleese: They're all excited, like, you realize you'll be raped and murdered, right?
2:08:41
Testecleese: Like, no, we won't, and I was like…
2:08:43
Testecleese: Oh my god, yes you will.
2:08:47
Brian McFadden: Barbecue will take care of you.
2:08:49
Testecleese: What is it?
2:08:50
Testecleese: I was like, you might actually be eaten.
2:08:52
Brian McFadden: It's like.
2:08:53
Testecleese: Do you understand this?
2:08:56
Testecleese: No, it's funny, my assistant was like, oh, that's not happening, and I shared her the barbecue thing.
2:09:02
Testecleese: And she's like, what the fuck? I was like, they might eat you!
2:09:07
Testecleese: Like, you really want to go to Haiti? They're eating people!
2:09:12
Testecleese: He was like, oh, well, maybe not. And I was like, yeah, okay, and I'm the fucking.
2:09:16
Brian McFadden: Even if you're going, you're not getting off the cruise ship in Haiti.
2:09:20
Testecleese: I was like, and I'm the fucking nutjob, because I don't want to get eaten by some fucking dude called fucking… what was it, Barbecue?
2:09:31
Testecleese: Oh my god!
2:09:33
Testecleese: What the fuck?
2:09:38
Testecleese: What else is up?
2:09:40
Brian McFadden: I don't know, I think we're running out of topics.
2:09:44
Brian McFadden: I don't really care about San Francisco, but… and then the U, the UPS has come out with a new Forever stamp that's got… in honor of 250th anniversary, so…
2:09:56
Testecleese: I'm not sure if I care, honestly.
2:09:59
Brian McFadden: True.
2:10:00
Testecleese: Well, Usps has lost a whole bunch more money once again, right?
2:10:12
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:10:14
Testecleese: And they're bringing out, so I'm like.
2:10:17
Testecleese: The thing is, it's not even a stamp.
2:10:21
Testecleese: It's like a printed stamp that you can, like, print out when you buy them online. You know that, right?
2:10:28
Brian McFadden: Okay.
2:10:28
Testecleese: Like, you don't get these stamps At the post office.
2:10:33
Brian McFadden: Go guy.
2:10:35
Testecleese: You know the difference, don't you?
2:10:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:10:38
Testecleese: You've done it before, haven't you? You've printed out stamps, haven't you?
2:10:42
Brian McFadden: Well, I've never printed out stamps, I've printed out postage.
2:10:46
Testecleese: Same difference, right? Oh, okay. Yeah, postage, it's the same fucking difference.
2:10:55
Testecleese: Yeah, whatever, I… Anyway, is that all we got, or you got…
2:11:03
Brian McFadden: I think that's it.
2:11:04
Brian McFadden: You got one more?
2:11:06
Testecleese: I don't know. I was hoping you had one more, honestly.
2:11:09
Testecleese: Because I'm having… I'm having a good time, honestly, man. It's…
2:11:13
Brian McFadden: We got the San Francisco dad that was questioned by City Park Rangers over family tennis lessons.
2:11:21
Brian McFadden: Got it.
2:11:21
Testecleese: Yeah, okay, this is a dumb one, but apparently, from what I read, anyway…
2:11:30
Testecleese: This guy always teaches his kids to play tennis?
2:11:33
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:11:35
Testecleese: And Parks and Recreation tried to find him.
2:11:39
Brian McFadden: Because he was…
2:11:42
Testecleese: Well, because he was using the court's… For instruction without a permit.
2:11:48
Brian McFadden: That's…
2:11:49
Testecleese: Like, if you're gonna… for example, if you're going to… Make money, teaching.
2:11:55
Brian McFadden: He's not making money off his own kids.
2:11:57
Testecleese: Well, yes, that… that… that's the… that's what it came down to, was… this is… these are my sons.
2:12:05
Testecleese: Yeah, that's what it came down to.
2:12:07
Brian McFadden: $192 would have been the ticket.
2:12:10
Testecleese: It wouldn't be.
2:12:10
Brian McFadden: I'm excited, yeah.
2:12:13
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:12:13
Brian McFadden: That's dumb.
2:12:15
Brian McFadden: Dumb, dumb, dumb.
2:12:17
Brian McFadden: But if he was teaching pickleball, that wouldn't have been a fine.
2:12:22
Testecleese: Pickleball.
2:12:25
Brian McFadden: That's all the rage.
2:12:27
Testecleese: I know, dude!
2:12:31
Testecleese: fuckin'…
2:12:32
Testecleese: Jesus Christ, it was 8 years ago now. The wife and I moved to Massachusetts, and she's like, what the fuck is pickleball?
2:12:39
Testecleese: And I explained it to her, right?
2:12:42
Brian McFadden: Huh.
2:12:42
Testecleese: It's like, how the fuck do you know this? Because it's a game that people play. It's like, it's like ping pong, but table tennis, and…
2:12:50
Testecleese: Tennis at the same time, right?
2:12:53
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:12:54
Testecleese: And she's like, I don't fucking get it. I brought her to a place to watch it happen.
2:12:58
Testecleese: No, and she's like, holy shit, there's, like, real competitions for this garbage?
2:13:03
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:13:05
Testecleese: People love pickleball, like, it's fucking stupid, but people want to play, you know?
2:13:10
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:13:13
Testecleese: Alright…
2:13:16
Audio shared by Testecleese: Pick up.
2:13:17
Testecleese: law.
2:13:18
Audio shared by Testecleese: Come here, but it's fine.
2:13:22
Testecleese: For real, it's fun to play, just like horsesho.
2:13:24
Audio shared by Testecleese: Right?
2:13:25
Audio shared by Testecleese: Yeah.
2:13:26
Audio shared by Testecleese: Hey!
2:13:26
Testecleese: Do you know how to play horseshoe.
2:13:28
Brian McFadden: I haven't played in a long time.
2:13:32
Testecleese: Figure most exciting.
2:13:32
Audio shared by Testecleese: Absolutely.