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Is Van Halen’s Sammy Hagar Era Really Worth Fighting About? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_01: Let's take a phone call here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hale and Kill Caller, you're on the air.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what's up, guys?
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  SPEAKER_02: Listen, this is the last time I'm going to bitch about Hagar to you guys,
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  SPEAKER_02: but I want to see your argument on this one, man.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: Crunk, which for some reason you guys are fucking supporting this Japan cock-sucking...
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: Are we supporting it, or did we say we don't care?
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  SPEAKER_02: We're supporting it, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're not trashing it.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're all supportive of it.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: What should we be trashing?
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_02: You know, he's putting pictures on Instagram every fucking two hours.
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  SPEAKER_02: But don't look at it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Unsubscribe.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't look at it.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, listen,
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  SPEAKER_02: one of the things that him and Sammy,
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  SPEAKER_02: his girlfriend,
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  SPEAKER_02: posted, So the merch they're selling and they're wearing is fucking...
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  SPEAKER_02: That image with fucking Sammy Hagar looked, you know, what was he, like 30 then?
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  SPEAKER_02: He's now like 100.
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  SPEAKER_02: But he kept the fucking same picture of himself.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then he put the band, Bonham and all these guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bonham's a good, nice guy, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, he's taking care of his mother right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: He put the fucking band, all the balls, you know, I call them the balls band.
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  SPEAKER_02: So he has the balls band with a picture of him when he's like 30 years old.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, come on, guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: You think that's cool that he's fucking doing that?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, we think we don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why should we be upset about this?
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  SPEAKER_00: We don't give a fuck.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: You do give a fuck.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: We do not give a fuck about what Sammy Hagar's shirts are.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even if we did, in my opinion, it's just nostalgia.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who cares?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what this whole tour is about, is reliving the nostalgia of the Van Hagar days.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who cares?
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, Neely, I got you on that, okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's nostalgia.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: All right, but listen, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fucking Eddie Van Halen, God bless his soul.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wrote those fucking songs.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know you say, okay, Hagar had something to do with it.
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  SPEAKER_02: He wrote the lyrics.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're all the same fucking lyrics on fucking bubblegum rap.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: I love you.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: You love me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Love comes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Everything's love, love, love.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's the same shit, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Fucking Eddie's getting drunk, depressed in his fucking 5150, writing this music.
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  SPEAKER_02: And this fucking motherfucker is out there making t-shirts And selling the music
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  SPEAKER_02: that this guy wrote.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dude, why do you think Wolfie and Alex are not supporting this?
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  SPEAKER_00: That they wrote.
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  SPEAKER_00: That they wrote.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_00: You can't say that Eddie wrote.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alex and Sammy wrote half of it, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think Alex and Eddie wrote it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think Sammy came in there, you know, drinking a half a drink.
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  SPEAKER_02: He never got drunk, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: He can sell his fucking drinks and his whatever the fuck he sells.
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  SPEAKER_02: What a Cabo Wabo, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: But he doesn't get drunk.
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  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, a real drunk, a real artist alcoholic is writing the music.
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  SPEAKER_02: And this guy's fucking cashing in on it.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's fucked up, bro.
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  SPEAKER_00: But he's part of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: He was part of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hired by Eddie Van Halen, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_02: And fired by him, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then rehired
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  SPEAKER_01: by him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why does this bother you so much?
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  SPEAKER_01: What's the stake
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  SPEAKER_02: in the game?
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's loyalty.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_02: You know what bothers me?
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm loyal to you guys.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_02: You guys are loyal to one another.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: It's about loyalty.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but we know each other.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're not friends with the Van Halens.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm friends with you guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: I watch you every fucking week, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: I understand.
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys even muted that crazy Barton guy.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_02: You guys got to keep your fans intact, man.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, we don't.
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  SPEAKER_02: We love you, man.
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  SPEAKER_01: We really don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: We love you.
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  SPEAKER_01: We really don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can converse with us,
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  SPEAKER_01: but you're not conversing with Alex,
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  SPEAKER_01: and you didn't converse with Eddie, and you're not conversing with Wolfie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Whoa, whoa.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got you, Neely.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got you.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_02: I am conversing with Alex because I'm fucking meeting him in about two weeks, brother.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, I'll be conversing with that guy.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'll bet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Be thrown right out of there for being radical.
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  SPEAKER_02: Me and him are going to bear hug and I'm going to whisper in his ear.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to whisper in his ear, fuck Sammy.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: I hope he keeps doing what he's doing because I get a check.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every time he's out there performing the song.
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  SPEAKER_00: So there you are.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'll say this to, I think that was Barden, obviously.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll say this to Barden or whoever that was that called.
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  SPEAKER_00: Feel free to call back next week.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll put the link on the bottom of the screen for the show next week when John is here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because John will fight you all day long and he has the same passion toward
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_00: the Sammy Hagar stuff as he does against it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I will happily take him onto the show and let those two just scream
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  SPEAKER_00: at each other for a half hour and give me a half hour off to just drink.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Next week.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't get the invested, you know, getting so upset about this stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, look.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get that people are passionate about Van Halen.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get all that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I certainly get that people hate the Sammy Hagar era.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because like I said, Eddie Van Halen did hire him and kept him for 15 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: So it wasn't like a Gary Cherone type of a deal
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  SPEAKER_00: where he fucking figured it out pretty quick that it wasn't the answer.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_00: It was, you know, what was Sammy in the band, like 15 years, 12, 15, something like that?
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_01: He joined in, what, 85?
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, something like 85,
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  SPEAKER_01: 86, somewhere in there.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: 85, 86, and he was out, what?
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_00: 2000, well, he came back in, what, 2004?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_01: Right, but he was out for a few years.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 98, maybe?
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whenever Little White Lies came out?
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so he was in for like 13 years and then he was out,
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_01: you know, and then he was back in and, you know, but it's, who cares?
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_01: They were just making money and making albums and doing what musicians do.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_00: They work.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: And again, going back to the trunk thing.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
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  SPEAKER_00: Eddie is absolutely spamming Japan across his shit.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying he's not, but who cares?
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_00: Why are you looking at it?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_00: And who doesn't do that when they travel?
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_00: Anybody that has social media, when they travel somewhere, they show fucking pictures.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's what you do on social.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: So I can't hold Eddie like he's doing something wrong.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: You know, again,
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: if he was saying, hey,
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
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  SPEAKER_00: here's the plane that I built that flew me to Japan, then I'd have an issue with it.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_00: But, you know, it's like, whatever.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_00: Who gives a fuck?
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_00: Eddie's in Japan.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: Who cares?
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  SPEAKER_00: Good for him.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's a good friend of Sammy.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_00: Whoop-de-fucking-do.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just don't understand why every week it's a bitch.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see what he's doing now?
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck that guy!
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'll tell you why it's a bitch every single week.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: Because the David Lee Roth honks are ridiculous.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_00: The guys that are all David Lee Roth and all anti-Sammy Hagar are absolutely fucking insane.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_00: They will hold on to that David Lee Roth today is good.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_00: And they will argue that all day.
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• 11:19
  SPEAKER_00: He's improvising.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: They always go with the he's improvising.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's been his strength is that he improvises.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not that he's just a lazy, shitty singer now.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's that he's improvising.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_00: You know, dude, that Van Halen, Van Hagar thing is a cult, man.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_00: It really is a cult.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: It's cult-like.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's no middle ground.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_00: Guys like me and you that are like, Roth, cool.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_00: Hagar cool.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: We're cool with all of it.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_00: You know, we are the absolute minority in this.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, I'm, I'm a Roth era guy myself.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like some of the same stuff,
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: but you know,
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: if I had my choice of which era of Van Halen I listened to,
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'd listen to the Roth era first,
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_01: and I
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_00: would probably go the other way,
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_00: but I don't think that I would ever be like,
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_00: but I'm not going to listen to the David Lee stuff.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_00: Fair warning is out of the game, but I'm going to listen to Balance.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not that guy.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_00: I could give a shit as long as it's good music and it entertains me.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't ever mean anything more than background fluff to me.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's all any of it is.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's just like, yeah, that sounds cool.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_00: Put that on.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_00: It pumps me up a little bit.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
• 12:34
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• 12:36
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, there's two ways.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_00: The easiest way is just cmstv.net.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_00: Web address, cmstv.net, or you could go to CMSPN and click on CMS TV in the top.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_00: And then on there are the two channels.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_00: There's one channel that's 24-7 CMS, just me and you.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_00: And then there's one channel that's all the other shows.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_00: It's like all the shows except for the CMS.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know,
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: so it'd be that Chris Hagen Presents and Seth's show and Live and Loud with
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_00: the Lord, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: You know.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_00: So you can go to either of those two, and all you do is hit play, and it plays.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's on when you go to the webpage.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_00: It's just on.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's just muted.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_00: You just have to unmute it.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_00: And this is why we have to talk about it, Rock and Row Podcast.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck, went from YouTube to Rumble, and now... No!
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: Neely just told you!
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: Did you just not listen to a word I just said?
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: He literally just told you, do us a favor, try it once, make sure you know it's there.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: Is that not what you just said?
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: That's all I said.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: Just go over there.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: Just know it's there.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_01: Check it out for yourself.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: And we just want to make sure you are aware of it.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's all.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_01: We're not saying, well, we're pulling the plug on Rumble and
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: moving over here.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_00: We are not moving to anything.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_00: We love Rumble.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_00: Let's be clear.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: Rumble is our home, as Neely just said again.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: We are not moving away from Rumble.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_00: We are not moving away from Rumble at all.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: We love Rumble.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_00: Here's the problem, though.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_00: Rumble, since we're talking specifically on that channel,
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: is now not available in certain countries.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: It's not available for Philouse in France.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's not available for people in Brazil.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_00: And if people in Brazil, specifically, if they try to get to it versus...
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Versus using a VPN rather, and they get caught, it's an $8,000 fine.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_00: We don't want our fans taking that kind of a risk in their lives
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_00: to lose $8,000 trying to catch the fucking CMS.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_00: We'd rather have a different thing that we've got for you,
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_00: CMS TV, that is going to be a long, long ways down on the fucking totem pole.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_00: You know, so...
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: Keep it like that.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_00: Just make sure you know it's there if you watch it.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_00: And one of the things Neely and I have talked about,
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: and I think we're going to do,
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_00: is every once in a while, we're just going to go live only on CMS-TV.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_00: We'll put out something on the socials that says, hey, we're going live at 8 o'clock.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: Boom.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_00: And we'll do an hour on CMS-TV.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: And that'll be the only place that it airs.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_01: But all it is is an exercise in getting you aware of it and checking it out.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: So if something were to happen with our other outlets, be it Rumble or...
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_01: What's the other ones we use?
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: Odyssey.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: Odyssey.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: If anything were to happen, you can still find us.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's not going to go away over there because it's our own server.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's our own channel.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: We pay for it.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_01: We don't rely on an outside source to carry.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's our thing.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_01: And that's it.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: But it's there.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_01: So all I want you to do is just be aware of it.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_01: Go check it out.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_01: And, uh, oh yeah, I could look at, I could watch a show on this channel if I want.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm going to, boy, we talk technology and I get mad.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's because it's my ex,
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_00: my forte, but I liked Spreaker cause you could download the podcast.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you can download the podcasts.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: If you use any podcast platform, Apple podcasts.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_00: Pocket Cast, Overcast, Amazon Podcasts, whatever.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: Any podcasting app can do that, first of all.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: Second of all, Jim, show me two other sites right now, 2024, that are still using Spreaker.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'll wait.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: No one is using Spreaker anymore.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_00: Spreaker is dead.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: Spreaker was great.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_00: It was great.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_01: We loved it.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_01: When it first launched and we were one of the higher rated podcasts on Spreaker.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: We were.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: Technology changes, things change, things move.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, look, look what happened to iTunes.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_01: ITunes used to be the thing.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't exist anymore.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_01: I know it's Apple Music now, but regardless of that, iTunes went away.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_00: And to be clear on Spreaker, Spreaker fucked Spreaker, not us.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_00: We love Spreaker, but they wouldn't give us any fucking space.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_00: Remember the exercise we had to do?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you had to delete all the, you know.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_00: The oldest stuff you had to delete, and it didn't have a mechanism to get to the end.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: So you had to keep clicking a button 10 things at a time to go 1,500 podcasts deep
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_00: to delete one.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_00: And then when you deleted one, then it would go back to the beginning.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_00: It was a bitch to maintain.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: But we did for years.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, years.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_00: We loved Spreaker.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: What did we have?
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_00: 12 million downloads or something on Spreaker?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_00: We loved it.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_00: It was ridiculous.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: We loved Spreaker.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_00: We did not want to leave Spreaker.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_00: We did leave Spreaker because they priced themselves out and they got stupid with it
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_00: and they made it very difficult to administrate.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: So we moved to Spotify, which is more universal and it spreads to everything else.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_00: And Barton, thank you, dude.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_00: Now you're getting fucking muted.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done with you tonight.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done with you for this live stream.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_00: You're out.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: Bye.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_00: What do you do now?
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_00: He ain't getting the message.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_00: Now he got the message because he's out.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_00: But...
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: No, we moved to Spotify,
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_00: and Spotify works great, and it has the video component, which I wanted.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_00: Just in the last two weeks, though,
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_00: I've started using also Substack, because Substack is less censored than Spotify.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: So now I'm using Substack, which also has the audio and the video.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_00: And so, but I didn't get rid of Spotify either.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm uploading to Spotify and I'm uploading to Substack and,
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: and I'll make,
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'll make sure that it's,
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_00: you know, that the podcast, I'm always trying to make it better.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's really what it comes down to is I'm always trying to make it better
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_00: and I'm always trying to protect us, which more and more is a real process.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_00: We have to protect us.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's amazing that we have to try to stay ahead of the censors.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_01: But we do.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_00: Everything is censored.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_00: And people keep saying, yeah, but you're on YouTube.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_00: I upload almost every day to YouTube.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_00: But you guys have no idea how much editing I have to put into the YouTube.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_00: I literally have a notepad here on the other screen here
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: when every time I say certain words,
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_00: because it ain't really Neely,
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_00: it's me,
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_00: but every time I say certain words,
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_00: I write it down and I timestamp it so that I can go back and clip it out to get it
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_00: to YouTube.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_00: I hate fucking YouTube.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: I wish we weren't on it at all, but we have to be there.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's more or less used as a marketing tool for us to get people interested
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_01: to check out the real show over on the
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_00: uncensored.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_00: On Rumble.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_00: That's where we want Rumble or Odyssey or now Substack.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_00: Those are uncensored.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_00: That's where we want you guys.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: That's where we as a show want you guys is on Rumble or Substack or
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_00: on our own website.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_00: You know, over at CMSPN, you know, everything's there.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_00: That's the easiest way to never lose the show is just follow us there.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_00: Put the app on your phone.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_00: Then you'll never lose us.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_00: And that's free too.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's free as well.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_00: Not for us, but for them.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_01: So it doesn't cost you anything to put the CMS app on your phone.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have to buy the app.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's free.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_01: We give it to you.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we give it to you.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_00: The other thing is the locals.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_00: Everything is now on Locals.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_00: Everything is on Locals.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_00: You know, it's just, you know, you want, you missed an episode or whatever, and it's on Locals.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_00: You want the Wednesday segment, it's on Locals.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: You know, so we'd go way out of our way to give you guys the show.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_00: Way.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_00: I could do what everybody else does.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_00: Look at every other podcast out there.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: Get us on the podcasting sites and YouTube.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: And that's all they do.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_00: We go way over the line to make sure everybody gets the show.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_00: And the show we're presenting,
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_00: not the show that these cocksuckers over at fucking YouTube want you to hear.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_00: You know, fuck that.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_00: See, there you go.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_00: I was hoping Eddie Trunk was going to respond to Chris's outlet.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't put it on YouTube.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_00: Because it would have got us banned.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just the words.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Would have got us banned.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_00: Me telling Eddie Trunk he was a cocksucker and he could suck my dick,
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_00: that would have got us fucking banned.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody would have reported it and we would have got banned.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: You know.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Sal.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_00: Very much appreciate that.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_00: Because that is the five in the morning move.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: And that's Sal's whole Sunday.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: Is listening back?
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: I listened back three times today, dude.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_01: I listened.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_01: I missed half the show last night, but I got to catch up with it today.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I do put everything on Locals.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_00: I definitely put everything,
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_00: the basic best places, look,
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_00: there's four places to get this,
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_00: there's tons of places to get the show now,
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_00: but the best places to get the show are number one,
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: the website or the app, either one.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: Because no matter what,
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_00: no matter what changes,
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_00: no matter Rumble goes away,
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_00: Odyssey gets bought out,
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_00: fucking,
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_00: anything happens, all the backups are in place to work with the website and the app.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_00: So all of that is in place.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's the best place.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_00: Second is Rumble.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_00: Third is Odyssey.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_00: Fourth, but coming up quickly, is Substack.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_00: Substack rules.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_00: It is such an easy way to watch and listen to the show.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_00: Like every episode,
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_00: I upload the video and it has just a little toggle switch that you can just click
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_00: if you only want the audio.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's really a nice thing and it's uncensored.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_00: Your pal talked me into fucking Substack, Sticks, Hex, and Hammer.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_00: Because he's a big Substack guy.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_00: So I kept hearing him talking about it,
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_00: and I was like, let me see what this Substack is and how it could benefit the show.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_00: Then I uploaded one or two episodes.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, holy shit, this fucking rules.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're moving off a rumble to some step.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not moving off a rumble.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_00: Rumble is still our home.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_00: Are we going to change you again?
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, I'm not doing that.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_00: Would I have to click on something different this time?
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_00: I got to click a new link.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus, this link's orange instead of green.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck!
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_00: My life is over.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: It's so much work.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's too hard.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: So much work.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's too hard.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_00: I love this show, but you guys change it all the time.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's a lot of effort to try to listen to you guys.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking baby, shut up.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: At least we're telling you.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_00: It could be like every other show and just change.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_00: Every other show just changes.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're on Rumble now.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_00: Done.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's the last they say about it.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_00: We at least try to explain it to you.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_01: There's a reason why these things are being done.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's because we're being chased all the time.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_00: Because we're not willing.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: We're not.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, look,
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_00: if you guys are so stuck on,
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_00: I can only click on one thing, then we can start doing a censored show.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_00: Why don't we do that, Neely?
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_00: So how was that weather over there in Chicago, Neely?
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_00: It was beautiful here today.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_00: Is that the radio you want?
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking stop whining, you bitches.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_00: God damn.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody's a fucking crybaby.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, man.
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• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: What makes me laugh, though,
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_01: the most of it all,
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_01: and this is not to blow our own horns,
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: but you guys and gals who tune into the show, again,
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: we appreciate it,
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: but you're there to listen to whatever our stream of thought and what words come out
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: of our mouths.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody ever stops to think about the...
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_01: The life experience that has allowed Chris and I to develop into the people
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_01: that we are,
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_01: that we share whatever it is,
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_01: our viewpoint, our worldview, our thoughts and all this other stuff.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_01: And it costs you nothing for us to give you six hours of greatness every week.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_00: No, instead it costs us having to hear you bitch about it.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_01: Skippy.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: I think we'll do weather on the 10s.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're on the 9s right now.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_00: It's 70 degrees here in Cleveland on the 9s here, Neely.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_00: What's it over there in Chicago?
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well, looking at the old iPhone like most people can.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_01: This is why doing the weather is so unnecessary.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_01: Currently, it's mostly cloudy, 69 degrees here in the Chicagoland area.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: Some rain in the forecast.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my goodness.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_01: I hope you've rolled up your windows.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_01: So take your slicker with you.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_00: Neely, do you have your umbrella stored in your car just in case?
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: Don't want to get wet out there.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_00: I agree with Black Metal Rays Lives Matter.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_00: I agree with them.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_00: I absolutely agree.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_00: We do give more than just about any show out there other than Rogan, really.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_00: We give out, I think, the same amount of content or close to it as Corolla during a week.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: This is like two hours long, right?
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like an hour and a half, I think.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't listened in forever.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_00: You know, once he fired all his people, I was kind of done.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_00: I liked Bald Brian.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_00: I thought he was fun.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_01: I guess, well,
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_01: speaking of that,
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_01: and I don't know this,
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_01: all I heard is that he was running into some real financial straits,
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: I guess, as a costly divorce or something.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he did get divorced, I know that.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, those bitches cost you money.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_00: I never understand why people keep getting married.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_01: Especially if you're a celebrity type.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't get the whole celebrities getting married type thing.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't get it,
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_01: especially if you're a performer where you're out in the midst of temptation all
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_01: the time.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like, man, why would you do that?
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, we're seeing it play out again with Dave Grohl.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_00: Right, of course.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_00: Boy, we called that.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_00: We couldn't have called that one more, right?
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_00: Could we?
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_00: Now all of a sudden there's other chicks and he has a history of cheating.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_01: All he was trying to do is try to get out ahead of it.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: But he's a rock star.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's what rock stars do.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that is.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the only one that I know of that has never had scandal reported about him
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_01: and he's been around longer than probably most of all of them, Alice Cooper.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_01: You ever hear anything scandalous about Alice Cooper?
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, he's another one of those guys.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_00: Other than golfing, do you know what he does when he's not being Alice Cooper?
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_01: Not really.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody, I mean, that guy's been in the limelight 60 fucking years.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_00: You never heard word one about this guy.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_00: Never heard word one about him.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: Nope, not at all.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_01: And he's, he's just, you know, being faithful to your, your partner is, is an admirable thing.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: But when it comes to being a performing artist,
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_01: especially if you're in a very popular band or band situation or whatever
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: the case may be,
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: I can't even imagine what it would take to,
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_01: what do you want to call, thwart the temptation.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_01: Especially if drugs and alcohol are involved.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_01: That clouds your judgment spectacularly.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_01: It does.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just like, oh, you know, I'm fucking Dave Grohl.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_01: And again,
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_01: if you're out there doing that kind of stuff,
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_01: what guarantee do you have that that girl isn't going to go blabbing all over
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_01: the place?
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, none.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_00: She will once you cross her.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_00: And you will cross her.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's the real tell on it is you will cross them.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_00: There's nobody that's ever been in a relationship with any bitch that didn't go bad
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_00: or didn't have bad moments.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_00: And then they will instantly be like, you son of a bitch, I'm going to tell your wife.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, how about what's interesting to me?
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_01: And it's not because he's,
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_01: I think mostly because he's not as big as, say,
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_01: a Dave Grohl, obviously, as Eddie Trunk and the shit he went through a year ago.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_01: You know, all the circulating internet rumors and thing about him.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_01: Having a chick on the road, his go-to girl on the road.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, his go-to hoe.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: But nothing came of that as far as I know.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: But, you know.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't cheat on you and I didn't do this.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_01: Even Eddie Fivehead has chicks on the road.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't allow her to suck my cock.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't me that she was blowing on the road.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_00: Holy cow.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_00: Ed did sort of get away with it, didn't he?
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_00: He did.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if it was true, if there was any truth to that, I had no idea.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: I don't really care.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_00: I don't really care.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if he made some kind of quiet settlement.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_00: Who knows?
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_00: Because that did go away very quickly.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_00: It did go away.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_01: And I agree.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_01: It did go away.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_00: It definitely got quiet in a hurry.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_00: Like maybe he just said, look here, here's 200 grand beat at your pig.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, it's,
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_01: it's gotta be a tough proposition to be a, a,
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: a rock star or any kind of a,
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: a Hollywood celebrity or, or whatnot and be in the public limelight.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_01: And you know,
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_01: when you have Groupies and chicks and people plying you with drugs and alcohol
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_01: and things like that to keep yourself out of a problem situation like Dave Grohl.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_01: I smashed her like a rock star.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you probably rolled over on her.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_00: I never had a go-to on the road.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_00: That's hilarious.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_00: That is funny.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_01: But, yeah, that whole thing.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_01: All
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_00: right, that's not nice, Fuego.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_00: We don't know that.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_00: We know nothing about Eddie's wife.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_01: She's not in the public eye, so we would not comment about that.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_01: We don't know anything about her.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_00: I've never seen a picture of her ever.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_00: I've seen the alleged girlfriend, but I've never seen her.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_01: Hail and kill caller.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_01: You're on the air.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_01: Is this, is this Sal?
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_01: Sal, are you coherent enough to have a, um, you know, a coherent conversation with us tonight?
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, after I left you on Tuesday, I went to the ER on Wednesday.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: Why?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: I told you I went to sit on my office chair,
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_03: and the rollers rolled back, and I fell on my ass, and I bumped my head.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_03: And then after we went to the show, the next day it was like getting more sore.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: Then I took a picture of the back of it, and I hit a dime-sized thing that looked bloody.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, let me go get this checked out.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: And?
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, I just wanted to report in, but we had a good time.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_03: Well, wait a minute.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_03: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_00: Sal, Sal.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_00: You got a bloody dime-sized thing on your ass.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_00: What was it?
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: On his head.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_00: Or on your head.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what was it?
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_00: Was it a bruise?
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_00: Was it a brain hemorrhage?
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_00: What was it?
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_03: I was told by the ER doctor, she was actually very good looking, a hematoma.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_01: So you had a bump on your head.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_01: You had a blood blister on your head.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's still there, yeah.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's still there, yeah.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_03: But, I mean, I took, like I said, I thought it was a zit, but I felt the fucking back of it.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, let me try to...
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you privileged bastard.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_03: You privileged white guy.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: You rich, privileged guy.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly, man.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_03: And so I was in and out.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_03: And so I'm just chilling.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_03: And I was told to rest and ice it.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_03: And I've been putting, I got some frozen broccoli soup.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_03: And from Panera.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_03: So I've been putting that on my skull.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: And then I was told not to drink, but I'm not following doctor's orders on that one.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what a surprise.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_00: Big shock there.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_01: So what is it you're calling in about tonight, Sal?
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_03: I just wanted to check in, make sure my song email got through because I haven't heard it yet.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_03: But just to say hi.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_03: And I wanted to update you after we went to the show that I went to
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_03: the emergency room the next day.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you think this is a conversation that you and I should have together?
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_01: Just you and I not share it with the whole audience who was not aware that any
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_01: of this took place?
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_01: About what?
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_03: Me falling?
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: All of it!
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody ever would discuss you falling.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_01: This is like irrelevant to everybody who's listening to the show right now.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I don't care about them.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm like chatting with them in Rumble.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I share my whole life.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_03: And I want to tell you,
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_03: I sent you a picture of a 1960s Pirates baseball sign that my neighbors gave me.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_03: I did see that.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_03: And I want to send it your way.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot to bring it with me on Tuesday.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's really
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_01: nice catching up with you this way,
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_01: but this would be like a phone call you and I should have maybe like on
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_01: a Sunday afternoon when I'm at home and you're at home.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_01: And we're just having like friend chat,
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_01: we're just hanging like bros and say,
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_01: hey, man, look, I got this baseball I want to give you.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_01: A friend of mine gave me, and it's signed by Willie Stargell.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I just thought, well, what time is it?
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's only 11 o'clock here, Central Time.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_03: I figured, you know what, after Barton's call, I couldn't do worse.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_00: You were wrong.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_03: I wanted to check in on Chris's cat.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_03: I wanted to make sure that nobody ate that thing.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have a cat.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_01: Not anymore.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_00: No, when I was there, you had a cat, dude.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's gone.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's dead.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the Haitians ate it.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_00: Are you trying to bring something up to make me sad?
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's four minutes after the hour here in the Chicagoland area, 69 degrees.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, Sal.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_03: Just checking it.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: Did you like that thing I sent you yesterday,
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: the 45-minute Paramount thing about the hair metal?
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_01: Sal, this is a conversation you and I should be having together on the phone,
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: not on my radio show.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, we're going to talk about nothing but a good time.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_01: Both Chris and I watched it, so we will discuss it.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, thank you.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_00: Anything else, Al?
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_00: How much did you pay for gas this week?
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_03: Is that a series on Paramount, or is it...
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you see, Sal,
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_00: it was sponsored by these two guys that wrote a book called Nothing But A Good Time,
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_00: and it was converted into a three-part docuseries.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: So, Sal,
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_00: when you got to work last Monday,
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_00: did your pen have ink in it, or did you have to throw it away and get a new one?
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_03: No, I was typing on the keyboard.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_00: Is it a clickable keyboard or is it a flat one that doesn't have the hard click on it?
• 45:12
  It's a flat one.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_00: Ah, that's very interesting.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_00: Is it USB or
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_01: is it wireless?
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, is it wired or wireless?
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's got the thing that you put in the side of the thing.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_03: The thing that you put in the side of the thing.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, USB.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_00: USB.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_00: Now, is that USB 2 or 3?
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_00: Is it the wide connection or the small one?
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_00: You have to ask my employer.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_00: What size monitor do you have?
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_00: Do you have a big monitor, too?
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_03: One.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: Just one?
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: Because the apartment's too small.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God, dude.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_00: How do you even exist with just one monitor?
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's got to suck.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have the big arm thing.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have the thing with the arm.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I get it.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_00: That's tough, man.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_00: Is it a laptop or a desktop?
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's an HP from what I understand here.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_00: That really doesn't answer if it's a laptop or a desktop, actually, but okay.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: What color is your chair, Sal?
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_01: Does it have plastic wheels on it or has it got metal wheels on it?
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, but they fell out from under me, like I said, to harken circle back.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_03: Did you hit her head when you
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_01: fell, Sal?
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_01: Did you hit your head?
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_00: Are the wheels on a flat thing, like a plastic thing, or is it sitting on a carpet or what?
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_03: No, not that thing that's advertised, the Bendazi or whatever.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's on a laminate flooring, Chris.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_00: How close is it to the kitchen?
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's right here.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, that's great.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't hit my head on the kitchen.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_00: So you can get up and get a beer and come back without missing a beat.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_00: Ah, good.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_00: It's good to know.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and not far to the bathroom and so on and so forth.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_00: Now, do you still use a traditional printer or are you more of a PDF guy now?
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, I got an Epson here.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, good.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_00: Is that the three tray or the two tray as far as the ink goes?
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's a four spot.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's expensive as shit because I have to buy magenta, yellow, blue, but I only use black.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: That would be cayenne.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_03: That would be yellow, cayenne, and blue.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_03: And...
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking of more shows that we can go see, but I like the show on Tuesday, and I agree.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_03: There was some Earth,
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_03: Wind & Fire,
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_03: some Dionne Warwick,
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_03: and Chris, I advocate that you go see them when they come to a place.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_03: If you advocate it,
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_00: then I must go.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you must, yeah.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, I heard they're hiring one of the Haitians from around your hood.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_03: There is kind of a Philip Bailey kind of villain.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_00: Is that for a musical Cats, maybe?
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to throw that joke in there too, Sal?
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, exactly.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_00: Can you mix in a Tiger King joke too?
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_00: See, I don't watch that.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: You guys always talk about that.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_03: I don't subscribe to the locals, what you call it, five hours a month thingy.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_03: But I don't subscribe to whatever Tiger Wall is that, or Cat, whatever that show is.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_03: Netflix?
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_03: We've been on Showtime.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_00: Netflix?
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: See, I don't have that.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, that's unfortunate.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_00: Now, what do you have, Sal?
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_00: What programs do you keep?
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_01: What's your setup
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_00: over there, Sal?
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what do you got over there, Sal?
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_00: Blaze TV?
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_01: Do you still have, like, traditional cable television, or do you have a Roku?
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_03: I do.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't have Hulu.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have Peacock.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_03: Those are channels, Sal.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_01: We're talking about your internet, your TV
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_03: service.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_03: Comcast, whatever.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_00: What's your upload and download speed, Sal?
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how many gig, mega, something.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_03: I got my reading glasses on.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: You got about 20
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_00: gig megas?
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_03: Thereabouts.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's a pretty good speed.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_00: Those gig megas come quick.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_01: I pay extra for my gig megas.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Niels,
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_03: when you were in Pittsburgh that last time,
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_03: was that when you were in that thing by the train and you were by the camera
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_03: that was overlooking the train?
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: It was up
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_01: on the horseshoe curve in Altoona, Pennsylvania.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: That was cool.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, cool.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_01: Nice point of reference, Sal, like anybody knows what you're talking about.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just rolling with this now.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yo, metalheads, what the hell are you waiting for?
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_02: Metallica's And Justice For All just dropped and remastered 2LP Vinyl Glory, and it is crushing.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: Blackened, one, harvester of sorrow.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_02: Those riffs hit harder than a freight train, and the drums will straight up cave your chest in.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_02: This is the album that defined thrash, and now it sounds meaner, louder, and heavier than ever.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_02: If you call yourself a Metallica fan, then you need to own this.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_02: Smash the link at the bottom of the screen right now and grab your copy before it's gone.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: So, um, oh,
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_03: by the way, I was, uh,
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_03: I heard today about Riot's Fest that you're going to tomorrow for,
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_03: I mix flair and testament up all the time,
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_03: because to me it makes no difference, but anyway...
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_01: I could see mixing up Testament with Metallica,
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_01: but I don't see mixing Testament up with Slayer.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_03: But my point is, I thought it was at Douglas Park.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_03: There's a point?
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_03: It's at Douglas Park, I guess, in Ogden, California.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_03: Just be on your toes over there, if you know what I mean.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_01: I do know what you mean, Sal.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: And anyway, well, I just was checking in and I wanted to make sure everybody was okay.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_03: And I wanted to let you know I'm okay having coming back from the ER
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_03: with having not had an x-ray or a scan or nothing.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_03: I was just told to relax, not drink, chill out.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_03: I've been home all night and just listening to the show.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_03: All right, Jack will fuck you with disease.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_01: I live in the four walls that Sal lives in.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_01: That has got to be like living in an insane asylum.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_00: That motherfucker's in Arkham Asylum.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_00: He's waiting for the Batman to save him from the Swedes down below.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_01: I did not see that coming.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's always fun to run with it, though.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_00: When it opens up like that, me and you both switch in as we like shift gears.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my goodness.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_00: Probably true.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_00: You'll get that call tomorrow.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, bro, was I funny, man?
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_00: Was I funny?
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_00: You'll get that call tomorrow?
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_00: I was on.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: I was on last night.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_00: That was a good one for me.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_00: That's the best appearance I've ever had.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_00: I was on last night.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to call in twice a week now.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, Brian, this is the material you'll only find on CLS TV.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_00: Man.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_00: Woo, boy.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that entertained me to no end, that's for sure.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_00: That was fun.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so Sal has a baseball signed by Willie Stargell.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to gift to me.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's a nice get.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_01: That is a nice get.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_01: See what happens when I treat my girlfriends well?
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_01: They treat me well in return.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_01: I take them to Leonid and Friends, buy them some dinner.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_01: He gives me a Willie Stargell baseball.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_00: I have to pick me up a girlfriend.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_00: I got a Babe Ruth baseball.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_00: I think I could work out of that.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, I'm working them from both sides here.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_01: I guess so.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_00: Holy smokes.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_00: What if Sal hit himself with the baseball?
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_01: Not funny.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_01: Not funny.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_00: Not funny.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_00: Not funny.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for the info, Scat.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_00: True.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_00: He's as funny as a good swift kick to the balls.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_01: I know that would have me double over not laughing.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_00: I know this isn't going to play real well to the podcast part of the show,
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_00: but these fucking things that are coming in are hilarious.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, our fans are funny.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's why they listen to us.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_01: They have that sense of humor.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_01: I guess so.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, I was just checking on my request.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't heard it yet.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to know.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_01: Did my email come through?
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_01: Because I requested a song, and here we are into the third segment, and I haven't heard it yet.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_00: Neely, you've played 12 songs and not mine.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not yet.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_01: I have a CMS card.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_01: I should have jumped in front of the line.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm cardholder number one, see?
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_01: I should have been at the front of the line where the requests were made.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_01: I shouldn't have to wait my turn in order like everybody else.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, shit.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_00: What a segment.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'll tell you.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what you get for your $5 this week.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_01: This is your locals exclusive segment.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_00: Should we give them some topic?
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_00: That has been terrible.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's funny, but it's terrible.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, that's what you get.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_01: You just never know what you're going to get.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_00: That is true.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_01: That is definitely true.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_01: Don't we have a guest coming up here?
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_00: Not for 45 minutes.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I didn't know what the time was for that.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's coming on at midnight your time.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_00: We could do a topic or two if you want to.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I do have a topic.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know if I should save this for later,
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_01: but since we're into silliness, guess who's back?
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_01: Back again.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_01: Who?
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_01: Something we covered for weeks on end for probably,
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_01: we covered this about Every probably once a month for close to two years.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_01: And it just entertained us to no end.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_01: Phil Collins?
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: Who?
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_01: The Bay Boys.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_01: The Bay Boys.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_01: The Bay Boys are back.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_01: My goodness.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_01: Bayboy Surf Gang allegedly blocked access to Lunata Bay.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_01: Now, Palace Verde's estate is promising big changes.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_01: A settlement was reached this week that appears to herald the end of
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_01: the Bayboy's six-decade reign over the coveted waves of Lunata Bay,
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_01: famed for unspooling in a dreamy, unbroken right-hand line.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_01: The city of Pallas Verde's estate has agreed to a series of steps
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_01: to improve public access to the bay and vigorously enforce coastal access laws
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_01: to ensure that all surfers can shred in peace.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_01: The agreement was reached between the city and two surfers,
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_01: Corey Spencer and Diana Mirnick,
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_01: who filed the lawsuit in 2016 accusing the city of turning a blind eye to
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_01: the bullying tactics employed by the surf gang to prevent non-members from accessing
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_01: the waves.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_01: Cook!
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_01: Cook!
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_01: Cook!
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_01: They were throwing dirt clods at them.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_01: Remember that?
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_01: The Bay Boys with the dirt clods.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_01: And our good friend Bob Nobandian was aware of the Bay Boys.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_01: He was, yes.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_01: We talked to Bob and he says, yeah, he knew about it.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_01: And knew the legacy of the Bay Boys.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_01: These alleged tactics included slashing car tires,
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_01: throwing dirt clods at the surfers descending to bluffs,
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_01: and full-on fistfights in the water.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_01: Spencer alleged that while he was surfing in 2016,
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_01: a member deliberately ran over him with a surfboard slicing open his wrists.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_01: Ouch.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_01: The lawsuit also named 12 alleged members of the surf gang as defendants.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_01: Most of them have already reached separate settlements with the plaintiffs agreeing
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_01: to stay away from the beach for a year or pay $35,000 to $90,000 in fines or
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_01: a combination of the two according to the court documents.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, $90,000.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_01: The city has agreed to make improvements to the pathways along the bluffs
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_01: and add signs indicating that the beach access is available to everyone
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_01: and install stone benches along the bluffs according to the consent decree.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_01: The decree also requires the city to perform regular sweeps of the area to ensure
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_01: that there are no unpermitted developments such as a notorious rock fort.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_01: A gang previously used as a base from which to rule the waves.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_01: The city dismantled the fort in 2016 after significant pressure from
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_01: the California Coastal Commission.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_00: Has it really been eight years since we talked about the Bay Boys?
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_01: Bay Boys, yeah.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_00: That does not even seem like that could be possible, does it?
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_01: In addition,
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_01: city staff must receive regular training in coastal access laws and all allegations
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_01: of bullying must be reported to the city's chief of police,
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_01: the city manager,
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_01: the coastal commission's chief,
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_01: and its Southern California enforcement supervisor manager,
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_01: according to the consent decree.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_01: Violations of the agreement could result in fines up to $15,000 a day.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_01: Friday's settlement was applauded by the California Coastal Commission,
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_01: which has been urging the city to stand up to the Bay Boys for more than a decade.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_00: I just can't believe that this is a, it's a surf club.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's a surf gang.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's fucking Animal Kingdom.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's Animal Kingdom.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe Animal Kingdom was based off of that.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_00: It might be.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_00: Although I don't remember them throwing any dirt clods.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_01: No, but they did pull a gun or two.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, they definitely pulled a gun or two.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_00: And they took their Jeep.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_01: Took their truck.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_01: We are pleased and support any steps to make that
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_01: the public beach is clearly available to the public and to ensure that
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_01: the Lunata Bay,
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_01: like the rest of California's coast and ocean,
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_01: is safe and welcoming for visitors, regardless of their zip code.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_01: Palace Verde's estate mayor,
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_01: Don Murdoch,
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_01: had a more muted response,
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_01: noting that some residents will be relieved and others frustrated by the agreement.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_01: The city has been through a roller coaster of rulings on this lawsuit.
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_01: As we looked into the future, we simply saw nothing but more legal fees and uncertainty.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_01: Our focus needs to be on resident priorities,
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_01: and it's good to no longer have this matter consuming valuable resources.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_01: The city has agreed to pay $1 million to $4 million toward the plaintiff's legals fees.
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_01: The precise amount will be determined in a future date.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_01: City representatives cited potential cost of losing the lawsuit as
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_01: a primary motivation for reaching the settlement.
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_01: Palos Verde's estate is a small municipality,
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_01: about 13,000 residents, and an annual budget of less than $40 million.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_01: In entering the agreement, the city did not admit to the plaintiff's claims.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_01: Attorney Christopher Pisano,
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_01: who represented the city in the case,
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_01: said Palos Verdes' estate was facing an existential financial risk if they lost.
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_01: This settlement achieved certainty,
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_01: taking the risk of tens of millions of dollars in liability off the table
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_01: and avoiding the high cost of continued litigation.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_00: This is just so nutty, man.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_00: They're willing to spend millions of dollars to get this collection of hoodlums off the beach.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, these goddamn surf gang.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_00: But I mean, again,
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_00: how many is there that they can't get them off the beach with a million dollars?
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_00: I would imagine for a lot less than a million dollars, you could have them killed.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm not saying that they should kill them,
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_00: but I'm just saying, my God,
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_00: with a million-dollar budget to settle this,
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'd imagine for half a million dollars, you could have every one of them killed.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_00: It just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_01: No, it doesn't.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, there you go.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see if it actually works.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_00: You think it'll work?
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the thing is, is that...
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_01: They're basically told that they can't be as threatening as they were,
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_01: and there's fines that they can levy against these guys
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_01: if they get caught being bullies.
• 1:05:03
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you dare bully!
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you meanie.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, stop being mean or you're going to pay a fine, pal.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, quit throwing dirt clods and yelling kook at people.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_01: Slashing tires and, you know, running over them with surfboards and,
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_00: get off our beach, kook!
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's right, you kook!
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_00: Because you know as well as I do, the one thing that...
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_00: Gangsters and outlaws do is listen to rules.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_00: Right, of course.
• 1:05:33
  SPEAKER_00: They're going to be influenced by this settlement, don't you think?
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_00: And no building rock forts on the bluff.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pal.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: Enough of that.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_01: They need a base of operations,
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_01: and so they've got to have a constant surveillance
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_01: to make sure they're not building rock forts.
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_00: But the worst part is they're probably going to post guards or something
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_00: to make sure they're not, right?
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
• 1:05:59
  SPEAKER_00: Unbelievable.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_00: And they're going to pay somebody, you know, three shifts, $150,000 a year just to what?
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_00: To watch?
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, to monitor and make sure there's no shenanigans going on down there.
• 1:06:13
  SPEAKER_00: Make sure no bayboys are in there doing bad things.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_00: What a...
• 1:06:24
  SPEAKER_01: That story popped up on my feed and I was just like, oh, the Bayboys, they're back.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_01: They're back.
• 1:06:31
  SPEAKER_01: The Bayboys surf gang.
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_01: The Bayboys surf gang is back.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_01: Unbelievable.
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_01: A six decade rule of terror.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_00: Rule of terror.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_00: Just everything about this story is worded like it's World War II.
• 1:06:51
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_00: And meanwhile, how many is it?
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_00: About 15 guys?
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_00: Probably.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_00: 15 guys on a beach.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they're the people who live around the perimeter of that beach, I guess.
• 1:07:05
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:07:06
  SPEAKER_01: And this is our cove.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, pal.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_01: Don't be around it.
• 1:07:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_00: Unreal.
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_01: Get off the strand.
• 1:07:15
  SPEAKER_01: This is where we rule.
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_01: That's right, pal.
• 1:07:19
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you forget it.
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_01: I thought you'd get a kick out of the Bayboys story.
• 1:07:27
  SPEAKER_00: That is pretty amazing, man.
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_00: You haven't heard The Last of Us yet, pal.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck no, we're still here.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're going to figure out a way of, you know, retaking, restaking our claim.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to stay hoodlums, you fucks.
• 1:07:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_01: You can bring all your high-priced, fancy lawyers you want, but we're not going to abide.
• 1:07:51
  SPEAKER_00: We got dirt clogs by the bags, ready to throw.
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_01: Where's Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze when you need them?
• 1:08:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 1:08:05
  SPEAKER_00: Steven's around there.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_00: Get him out there singing.
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody rides for free or the Bay Boys will hit you with a dirt clod.
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_01: That's so good, man.
• 1:08:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's hilarious.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  SPEAKER_01: So there you are.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_01: What time is it?
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_01: So 30 minutes before next?
• 1:08:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we could do one more.
• 1:08:27
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_01: You got something?
• 1:08:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let me find it.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_00: Did I not save that one?
• 1:08:35
  SPEAKER_00: I guess I didn't save the one.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_00: So I'll go to this one.
• 1:08:42
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• 1:08:46
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• 1:08:54
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• 1:08:58
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• 1:09:02
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• 1:09:07
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• 1:09:12
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• 1:09:21
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• 1:09:26
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• 1:09:30
  SPEAKER_02: This is the one you've been waiting for.
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_01: We're all about love, right?
• 1:09:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, of course.
• 1:09:36
  SPEAKER_01: We love our fans.
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_01: We love our internet.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_01: We love our porn.
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_01: We love Haley.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, we love Haley.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_00: Was that a filthy post or what?
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_01: That girl's going to get rich just for innuendo.
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's all it is.
• 1:09:55
  SPEAKER_00: I just love that she's getting more dirty on Instagram or whatever.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sure.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_00: But she's still not
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_01: doing anything.
• 1:10:03
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing, no.
• 1:10:04
  SPEAKER_01: But just the planting of the thought.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_01: And can you pull that up?
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Can you pull that up and show people?
• 1:10:10
  SPEAKER_01: I know we're making references that people don't understand.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 1:10:15
  SPEAKER_01: But we like, what's her name?
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_01: What's her full name?
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Haley what?
• 1:10:20
  SPEAKER_00: Haley Hazy or something?
• 1:10:21
  SPEAKER_00: Haley Nicole?
• 1:10:23
  SPEAKER_01: Haley Nicole.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_01: So we introduced the fans to Haley Nicole,
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_01: a month or two ago,
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_01: and she puts up these posts that are just, they're just suggestive.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_01: She doesn't do anything that's, you know, pornographic or anything like that.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's just suggestive.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_01: And she gets thousands of views, which I understand because I watch it.
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_01: I watch it too.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_01: I just get a big kick out of it.
• 1:10:52
  SPEAKER_01: I just think it's hysterical.
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_00: Look, you hooked me into it.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_00: Now I watch 50 of them a day.
• 1:10:59
  SPEAKER_01: But that one you shared this morning was just like, holy shit.
• 1:11:02
  SPEAKER_01: And again, she's not even doing anything.
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_01: No, she's not.
• 1:11:06
  SPEAKER_01: She's just making a suggestive comment.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's all.
• 1:11:11
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_02: You trying to get Ricky?
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:11:20
  SPEAKER_02: Let me pull my pants down.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_01: Are you just trying to get freaky?
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_00: All right, let me get these pants off.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_00: Let me get these pants down.
• 1:11:35
  SPEAKER_00: I will say this, though.
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_00: She's definitely indulging in the five guys that she's serving in some of the other videos.
• 1:11:41
  SPEAKER_01: She better be careful, man.
• 1:11:42
  SPEAKER_01: She's going to chunk up something awful.
• 1:11:44
  SPEAKER_00: She's already starting to chunk up.
• 1:11:46
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:11:46
  SPEAKER_01: I can see that.
• 1:11:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_00: She's getting a little chunky, but.
• 1:11:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she is.
• 1:11:53
  SPEAKER_00: She don't look like this anymore, that's for sure.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's starting to enjoy some of the profits.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she is.
• 1:12:02
  SPEAKER_00: Either that or all those Taco Bells and pizzas that she's bringing to the car
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_00: that she gets back in.
• 1:12:09
  SPEAKER_01: So what's this one in the red top and the jeans?
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
• 1:12:15
  SPEAKER_01: Is it just pictures?
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_01: Just pictures.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_00: Love sucks, but we could still fuck.
• 1:12:27
  SPEAKER_01: She looks pretty good here.
• 1:12:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a cute girl, but boy, I tell you what, she better watch it.
• 1:12:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's a good-looking broad, but...
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's starting to gain a couple of pounds here.
• 1:12:44
  SPEAKER_00: That's for damn sure.
• 1:12:46
  SPEAKER_00: Let's see if there's any more videos here.
• 1:12:49
  SPEAKER_00: Is that her rack?
• 1:12:51
  SPEAKER_00: Where?
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_00: Back up.
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_00: Right there.
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_00: Right there.
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's her titties.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_00: She's got some good fucking tit meat, that's for sure.
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_00: Of course, she's wearing a top that's too small to make them look a little bigger, too.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I get that part, but holy shit.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, those are just begging for cum up in the middle of them.
• 1:13:17
  SPEAKER_01: Good for her.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she's going to make a lot of money.
• 1:13:21
  SPEAKER_01: She's got to make it while the sun shines, as it were.
• 1:13:24
  SPEAKER_01: Make hate while the sun shines, because that ain't going to last forever.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_00: Look, we're all pro-whore here.
• 1:13:31
  SPEAKER_00: I think we are.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_00: Look at this.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_00: It's pretty fucking good.
• 1:13:36
  SPEAKER_00: You'd bang that even though she's got tattoos, right?
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
• 1:13:40
  SPEAKER_00: I was going to say.
• 1:13:44
  SPEAKER_00: I know you in the tent.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_00: What is this thing that she's holding?
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 1:13:49
  SPEAKER_00: A giant dick.
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_00: It is.
• 1:13:56
  SPEAKER_00: I like old Haley.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_01: She's a good one.
• 1:14:00
  SPEAKER_01: She's a fun girl.
• 1:14:02
  SPEAKER_00: She's got the pierced nose.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_00: You're still in?
• 1:14:05
  SPEAKER_00: Pierced nose and tattoos?
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's not my cup of tea, but she's got a good attitude about what she does, though.
• 1:14:12
  SPEAKER_00: And by attitude, you mean she's a fucking cock whore.
• 1:14:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, but I've seen,
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen attractive girls,
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_01: but their attitude is wrong and it just doesn't make them that attractive.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 1:14:22
  SPEAKER_01: This is not attractive to me at all.
• 1:14:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_00: The big old, uh, big stupid dumper, but this is hot.
• 1:14:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:14:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's cute.
• 1:14:32
  SPEAKER_01: Innocent looking.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's hot.
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_00: This looks like she's fucking wearing a Play-Doh factory for a turd cutter.
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's the whole Kim Kardashian effect.
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's just not good.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she needs to lay off the bell.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_00: I say this as a fat guy myself, but Jesus Christ.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the thing is,
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_01: is she's,
• 1:14:57
  SPEAKER_01: she's such a small girl that even just a couple of pounds make a huge difference.
• 1:15:03
  SPEAKER_01: When you're,
• 1:15:03
  SPEAKER_01: when you're tiny,
• 1:15:04
  SPEAKER_01: when you're a tiny frame like that, just a couple of pounds, you know?
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:15:12
  SPEAKER_00: Good point, Jerry.
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_00: Good point.
• 1:15:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_00: What was that shit called before?
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_00: That BBM smell or whatever?
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, BBM smell.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll bet she's got a little of that going on.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_00: Because she's got a big old dumper.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_00: See, now this is hot.
• 1:15:34
  SPEAKER_00: Look at that.
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's fucking hot.
• 1:15:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:15:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, good.
• 1:15:44
  SPEAKER_01: I hope she makes her fortune before it's too late.
• 1:15:52
  SPEAKER_00: Chris, you're nuts.
• 1:15:53
  SPEAKER_00: Her ass is amazing.
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_00: In some of them, it is.
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_00: But in others, it's too big.
• 1:16:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not into fucking the Kardashian ass.
• 1:16:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like, this looks too big to me.
• 1:16:09
  SPEAKER_00: Does that look too big?
• 1:16:10
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what we used to call them high school thunder thighs.
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:16:17
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, let's face it.
• 1:16:17
  SPEAKER_00: I ain't throwing her out.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:16:20
  SPEAKER_00: Let's be clear here.
• 1:16:21
  SPEAKER_00: She can put another hundred on her.
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_00: I ain't throwing her out.
• 1:16:26
  SPEAKER_00: This chick is thick.
• 1:16:28
  SPEAKER_00: No, thanks.
• 1:16:28
  SPEAKER_00: What are you, nuts?
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's one less I got to compete with.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_00: Because I guarantee you, Boss Metal, you ain't turning that away.
• 1:16:41
  SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
• 1:16:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she definitely captures a whole bunch of different looks.
• 1:16:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's for sure.
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she does.
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_00: She looks different in a lot of these pictures.
• 1:16:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I like that one.
• 1:16:54
  SPEAKER_00: That's a problem.
• 1:16:57
  SPEAKER_00: Is that the one you like?
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_00: No, the one above it.
• 1:17:01
  SPEAKER_00: This one?
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_00: In the bed.
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this one, yeah.
• 1:17:05
  SPEAKER_00: Look at that.
• 1:17:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:17:10
  SPEAKER_00: That's right as the blood starts rushing back up to her head after fucking all
• 1:17:14
  SPEAKER_00: of it just exploding in her twat.
• 1:17:21
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_00: All right, this has not been very much of a good segment.
• 1:17:29
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even care.
• 1:17:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's probably the best segment we've done in forever.
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's just got funny.
• 1:17:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's just us being stupid.
• 1:17:35
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, see, I like that.
• 1:17:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure if she's a, she's a Santa girl or if she's a bunny or what, whatever it is.
• 1:17:48
  SPEAKER_01: She's in that photo.
• 1:17:51
  SPEAKER_00: Whore or nothing wrong with a whore.
• 1:17:56
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm pro whore.
• 1:18:00
  SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
• 1:18:01
  SPEAKER_00: I like these.
• 1:18:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty good too.
• 1:18:07
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
• 1:18:09
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
• 1:18:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:18:15
  SPEAKER_01: Good on Haley.
• 1:18:17
  SPEAKER_00: She must never not have a camera aimed at that fucking dumper of hers, though.
• 1:18:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 1:18:22
  SPEAKER_01: But, you know, she probably gets a lot of comments about that.
• 1:18:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:18:27
  SPEAKER_01: Again, the whole Kardashian thing is popular, so we're just happy.
• 1:18:32
  SPEAKER_00: Don't do it, Haley.
• 1:18:35
  SPEAKER_00: Stop with the Taco Bell.
• 1:18:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:18:37
  SPEAKER_01: Ease up on the fast food there, girl.
• 1:18:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:18:40
  SPEAKER_00: No one wants to see you fall over like that.
• 1:18:47
  SPEAKER_01: That's our warning to Haley.
• 1:18:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, please don't wreck yourself.
• 1:18:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was thinking about the girls who have come and gone over the last decade
• 1:19:01
  SPEAKER_01: that we were really obsessing over.
• 1:19:04
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 1:19:04
  SPEAKER_01: And the gal from Sons of Anarchy.
• 1:19:10
  SPEAKER_01: Maggie Siff.
• 1:19:12
  SPEAKER_01: Maggie Siff.
• 1:19:13
  SPEAKER_01: She was our go-to girl there for a while.
• 1:19:16
  SPEAKER_01: Haven't seen or heard nothing about her forever.
• 1:19:18
  SPEAKER_00: She's still kind of hot.
• 1:19:21
  SPEAKER_00: I will say she's on Billions.
• 1:19:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:19:23
  SPEAKER_00: She's like one of the stars of Billions.
• 1:19:27
  SPEAKER_00: And part of her job, what's that guy's name?
• 1:19:29
  SPEAKER_00: Paul Giamatti.
• 1:19:31
  SPEAKER_00: She's Paul Giamatti's wife.
• 1:19:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:19:33
  SPEAKER_00: But Paul Giamatti, he's a district attorney or some shit.
• 1:19:37
  SPEAKER_00: And...
• 1:19:39
  SPEAKER_00: She's the wife that also works at the Axe Capital,
• 1:19:42
  SPEAKER_00: which is the investment firm that the husband is trying to take down.
• 1:19:47
  SPEAKER_00: But the backstory is him and her are also into S&M,
• 1:19:52
  SPEAKER_00: so they dress her all the time in S&M shit,
• 1:19:55
  SPEAKER_00: and she's stomping on his balls and fucking boots and shit.
• 1:20:00
  SPEAKER_00: There's no real nudity.
• 1:20:02
  SPEAKER_00: There's only one nude scene that I could think of in that show where she gets naked
• 1:20:05
  SPEAKER_00: to walk into the pool.
• 1:20:06
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:20:07
  SPEAKER_00: And she looks pretty good there.
• 1:20:10
  SPEAKER_00: But seeing her all dominatrixed up and slapping old dude with a whip and stomping
• 1:20:16
  SPEAKER_00: on his dick and stuff is pretty good.
• 1:20:18
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:20:19
  SPEAKER_01: And then the other one that we really got into was Young Smurf off
• 1:20:24
  SPEAKER_00: of Animal
• 1:20:27
  SPEAKER_01: Kingdom.
• 1:20:28
  SPEAKER_01: What was her name?
• 1:20:30
  SPEAKER_01: She was Gomer Pyle's daughter.
• 1:20:34
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever his name was, Pyle from...
• 1:20:36
  SPEAKER_00: She's married to, what's his name, right?
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_00: The left wing actor.
• 1:20:44
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:20:45
  SPEAKER_01: I just know that he was good in that Animal Kingdom.
• 1:20:50
  SPEAKER_00: Now I got to know her name.
• 1:20:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's something with a G.
• 1:20:55
  SPEAKER_00: Layla George.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, George.
• 1:20:57
  SPEAKER_01: Layla George, yeah.
• 1:20:58
  SPEAKER_00: Layla George.
• 1:21:00
  SPEAKER_00: Played young Smurf.
• 1:21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:21:02
  SPEAKER_00: She's a good piece of ass, too.
• 1:21:03
  SPEAKER_01: She's hot.
• 1:21:05
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:21:06
  SPEAKER_01: After Animal Kingdom, didn't see her doing anything.
• 1:21:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's only been, what, a year?
• 1:21:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's been longer than that.
• 1:21:13
  SPEAKER_00: Has it since Animal Kingdom ended?
• 1:21:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:21:16
  SPEAKER_00: I know I just saw a commercial just the other day that,
• 1:21:21
  SPEAKER_00: whatchamacallit, what was the kid's name?
• 1:21:24
  SPEAKER_00: Jay.
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_00: Jay is starring in a new show on, like, ABC or something.
• 1:21:29
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't catch the name of the show or nothing, but I saw that Jay is making a return.
• 1:21:35
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:21:35
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, I'll watch that.
• 1:21:38
  SPEAKER_00: I'll at least try it because I like Jay in that show.
• 1:21:41
  SPEAKER_00: He was real good.
• 1:21:42
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:21:45
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see here.
• 1:21:46
  SPEAKER_00: Good point, Rich.
• 1:21:48
  SPEAKER_00: Good point.
• 1:21:49
  SPEAKER_00: The left wing actor doesn't really narrow it down.
• 1:21:52
  SPEAKER_00: Good point.
• 1:21:59
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see here.
• 1:22:01
  SPEAKER_01: This Animal Kingdom series.
• 1:22:06
  SPEAKER_00: If you say that end of five years ago, I'm just going to quit.
• 1:22:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, it hasn't been
• 1:22:09
  SPEAKER_01: that long.
• 1:22:10
  SPEAKER_01: It concluded on August 28th of 2022.
• 1:22:13
  SPEAKER_01: So two
• 1:22:16
  SPEAKER_00: plus.
• 1:22:16
  SPEAKER_01: Two years ago.
• 1:22:18
  SPEAKER_00: No shit.
• 1:22:19
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't seem like it was that long ago.
• 1:22:22
  SPEAKER_00: I need to watch that all the way through again now.
• 1:22:26
  SPEAKER_00: I really need, you know, I'm going to do that maybe tonight.
• 1:22:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'll watch some of that.
• 1:22:32
  SPEAKER_01: Some Animal Kingdom.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_00: I love the Animal Kingdom.
• 1:22:35
  SPEAKER_00: It was great.
• 1:22:36
  SPEAKER_01: It was, I didn't care for the gay shit,
• 1:22:38
  SPEAKER_01: but aside from that,
• 1:22:40
  SPEAKER_01: fortunately, they didn't, you know, overly burden you with that.
• 1:22:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:22:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:22:45
  SPEAKER_00: There wasn't a lot of ass to ass or dick to ass fucking.
• 1:22:49
  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't a ton of that stuff, but it was a little more than I needed to see.
• 1:22:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's kind of like watching Oz.
• 1:22:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is a great show, but yeah, there's a little too much cock in that show.
• 1:23:01
  SPEAKER_00: Every time they threw somebody in the hole, you had to fucking get a good shot of their dick.
• 1:23:05
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:23:05
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, oh my God, do I really need to see?
• 1:23:08
  SPEAKER_00: And then some of them just made you feel bad when they had fucking Evan Seinfeld
• 1:23:12
  SPEAKER_00: from Biohazard with his fucking Python.
• 1:23:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, holy shit.
• 1:23:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, this guy, they'd throw him in the hole and his cock would hit his knee.
• 1:23:19
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, Jesus Christ, dude.
• 1:23:22
  SPEAKER_00: Wrap that thing up.
• 1:23:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, holy shit, is somebody going to think that that's a fucking cobra or something?
• 1:23:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:23:29
  SPEAKER_00: But they always did.
• 1:23:30
  SPEAKER_00: Every time they threw anybody in the hole in Oz,
• 1:23:34
  SPEAKER_00: they made a point to show them turn around and have their dick swinging.
• 1:23:37
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, because they always threw them in naked into the hole.
• 1:23:40
  SPEAKER_00: So they would just,
• 1:23:41
  SPEAKER_00: every time they'd throw them in and they'd have them running back at the door
• 1:23:45
  SPEAKER_00: so their dick is flopping around.
• 1:23:47
  SPEAKER_00: Let me out of here.
• 1:23:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, Jesus Christ, enough with the dicks.
• 1:23:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I think that's going to wrap up this segment.
• 1:23:59
  SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
• 1:24:01
  SPEAKER_00: I think this segment went absolutely nowhere, but whatever.
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_00: It's still one of the funnier ones of the week.
• 1:24:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'll derail everything.
• 1:24:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he did.
• 1:24:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he was good.
• 1:24:09
  SPEAKER_00: He's a fantastic caller.
• 1:24:13
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:24:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going to fill the next 20, 18 minutes or so with requests.
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_01: I got to get to the fans request, man.
• 1:24:22
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:24:24
  SPEAKER_01: So we got a guest coming up, somebody familiar to all of Yins.
• 1:24:29
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 1:24:30
  SPEAKER_01: And he's coming up here at the top of the hour.
• 1:24:32
  SPEAKER_01: So I will play request.
• 1:24:35
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:24:35
  SPEAKER_01: And believe it or not, speaking of Sal.
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:24:39
  SPEAKER_01: His request will be in this segment.
• 1:24:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_01: So if you're still listening, Sal, and you're not passed out in a pool of blood somewhere.
• 1:24:48
  SPEAKER_00: And from that hematoma.
• 1:24:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, from the hematoma.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to be playing your request.
• 1:24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Great.
• 1:24:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:24:56
  SPEAKER_01: So let's see here.
• 1:25:01
  SPEAKER_01: One hot bitch, Racer X.
• 1:25:04
  SPEAKER_01: That's a request I got from the T-Cuzbra.
• 1:25:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, cool.
• 1:25:08
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see here.
• 1:25:12
  SPEAKER_01: Everybody's writing emails now.
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, I'm going to try to find the student here.
• 1:25:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, boy.
• 1:25:27
  SPEAKER_00: Sound taking a beating tonight.
• 1:25:28
  SPEAKER_00: He is taking a beating.
• 1:25:30
  SPEAKER_00: That's kind of deserved after that call.
• 1:25:32
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 1:25:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was like a lot of friend, personal stuff that he might call me about.
• 1:25:42
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:25:42
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, man.
• 1:25:43
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see the price of fucking milk this week?
• 1:25:45
  SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to check in and let you know I'm okay.
• 1:25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
• 1:25:49
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I didn't think you were not okay, but all right.
• 1:25:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude, you never know, man.
• 1:25:56
  SPEAKER_00: Remember I bumped my head?
• 1:25:57
  SPEAKER_00: I told you about it.
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_00: Remember I scratched my head that one time during the third song in Leonette and Friends?
• 1:26:04
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe you don't remember that, but it happened.
• 1:26:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's because it hurt.
• 1:26:08
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:26:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's silly.
• 1:26:13
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:26:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I want to get to your request here for T Cuzbra.
• 1:26:17
  SPEAKER_01: He wants to hear Racer X with One Hot Bitch.