Latest / Rather Be Rotting / 61 - Below Deck, RHOSLC, RHOP, RHOC, RHONY, and 90 Day Fiance TOW
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- 0:09SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Rather Be Rolling.
- 0:11SPEAKER_02: We're the two sisters who should really be doing something more productive that is like all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos.
- 0:19SPEAKER_02: Because no matter what's going on in life, we would always Rather Be Rollin.
- 0:28SPEAKER_00: We're back.
- 0:29SPEAKER_00: Hi Lil.
- 0:30SPEAKER_00: Welcome back.
- 0:32SPEAKER_00: Welcome back to you.
- 0:34SPEAKER_00: It's been a while.
- 0:35SPEAKER_00: To quote Creed or whoever sings that song.
- 0:38SPEAKER_00: It's been a while.
- 0:40SPEAKER_00: Um, Creed makes me think of Shannon Vador now.
- 0:45SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 0:46SPEAKER_00: Because she said she liked Creed.
- 0:48SPEAKER_00: Remember she was talking to that guy about Creed at the bar?
- 0:51SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
- 0:52SPEAKER_00: Did you even watch?
- 0:54SPEAKER_00: I did, of course.
- 0:55SPEAKER_00: I was very grateful to know we were at the end of that journey.
- 0:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what what a waste what a wasted journey it was.
- 1:02SPEAKER_00: But before we get to that, how was your Halloween?
- 1:06SPEAKER_00: We had a party with babies.
- 1:08SPEAKER_00: It was fun.
- 1:10SPEAKER_03: How was yours?
- 1:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:12SPEAKER_00: Um, I went to a couple parties.
- 1:14SPEAKER_00: I wore the same costume for both.
- 1:16SPEAKER_00: I was an outfit repeater.
- 1:17SPEAKER_00: I wish I had not done that.
- 1:18SPEAKER_00: I think I'm more such a good costume though.
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: It was honestly one of my best.
- 1:25SPEAKER_00: Tell the people.
- 1:26SPEAKER_00: I was Lizzie McGuire from the movie from her performance in the Coliseum.
- 1:33SPEAKER_00: And my friend was Isabella.
- 1:36SPEAKER_00: There you go.
- 1:37SPEAKER_00: And my other friend was Paolo.
- 1:39SPEAKER_00: Sing to me, Paolo.
- 1:41SPEAKER_00: And it was like pretty killer, I have to say.
- 1:44SPEAKER_01: Did you get a lot of true compliments?
- 1:46SPEAKER_00: Yeah, tons over the two two nights.
- 1:49SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
- 1:50SPEAKER_00: So worth it.
- 1:51SPEAKER_00: So worth it.
- 1:52SPEAKER_00: Because last year we went as the hunting wives, and no one got it.
- 1:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that wasn't your best.
- 2:00SPEAKER_01: This was definitely a step up.
- 2:02SPEAKER_00: No, that we executed perfectly.
- 2:04SPEAKER_00: We really did.
- 2:05SPEAKER_00: It's just that like we underestimate we overestimated how many people watched that show.
- 2:11SPEAKER_00: Even I did not watch it.
- 2:13SPEAKER_00: It was good, and it's coming back for season two.
- 2:15SPEAKER_00: This is a PSA, it's not too late to jump on.
- 2:17SPEAKER_00: It's just so campy and soapy and just just lighthearted fun.
- 2:22SPEAKER_01: I'm good.
- 2:24SPEAKER_01: Um, I was a black cat.
- 2:26SPEAKER_01: Not that you asked.
- 2:28SPEAKER_00: Did you even have a tail?
- 2:30SPEAKER_00: I did, yeah.
- 2:31SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, okay, okay.
- 2:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I did.
- 2:34SPEAKER_01: I had a tail, ears, I had uh uh gloves that had some claws, but I didn't wear them for anything but a picture.
- 2:40SPEAKER_00: You should have dressed like cats from the musical cat.
- 2:43SPEAKER_00: You should have been a jellical cat.
- 2:45SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, I don't have a makeup artist in-house, but Heidi Klum! She has the whole special effects team.
- 2:56SPEAKER_00: I wonder, like, who does she sit there and think, I'm gonna be a hand this year?
- 3:02SPEAKER_00: Or like who comes up with it?
- 3:04SPEAKER_00: I guarantee you she comes up with it.
- 3:07SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm just like not that creative.
- 3:09SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 3:10SPEAKER_00: I mean, I think this might be the most creative one yet, and that's saying a lot because she's literally been a worm.
- 3:16SPEAKER_00: I don't know, man.
- 3:17SPEAKER_00: I really liked the worm.
- 3:19SPEAKER_00: The worm is iconic, but this is just so out of the box.
- 3:23SPEAKER_00: Just and she gave tons of hints, and like they were so confident no one was gonna guess, and now I understand why.
- 3:30SPEAKER_00: Like, no one literally ever could have guessed that.
- 3:34SPEAKER_00: So she has the party.
- 3:36SPEAKER_00: Does she wear the costume all night?
- 3:38SPEAKER_00: She does.
- 3:39SPEAKER_00: So she doesn't eat or drink, she stops eating and drinking at a certain point.
- 3:43SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
- 3:44SPEAKER_00: She has to because she said, you know what goes in, must come out.
- 3:47SPEAKER_00: So I just how is that even fun then?
- 3:51SPEAKER_00: Because you know, I don't know.
- 3:53SPEAKER_00: At times I can't help but wonder how it's fun, like when it seems really hot and sweaty in there and she can't pee.
- 4:00SPEAKER_00: But at that level, she clearly loves it.
- 4:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is like her passion.
- 4:05SPEAKER_00: And I love Halloween too.
- 4:06SPEAKER_00: If I had more money, I don't know if I would want to be that ugly.
- 4:09SPEAKER_00: I don't always want to be something hot, I think.
- 4:12SPEAKER_00: Well, she's hiding clumes, so she doesn't have to worry about being ugly for a night.
- 4:16SPEAKER_00: That's true.
- 4:17SPEAKER_00: When you're hot every 364 days, doesn't matter.
- 4:20SPEAKER_00: You can be a severed hand one of those days.
- 4:23SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
- 4:24SPEAKER_00: The clues she gave was like were like people were guessing it was a sea creature, and she was like, No, I'm not a sea creature, I don't go in the sea.
- 4:31SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess I could go in the sea, and then she said her husband wasn't gonna be with her, and she's like, But it's a shame because it would be a really good couple's costume, and now I see why.
- 4:39SPEAKER_00: Dang, it really would.
- 4:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's upsetting.
- 4:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
- 4:44SPEAKER_00: Um, should we just go back to Orange County?
- 4:47SPEAKER_00: I guess.
- 4:48SPEAKER_00: And it's really like a really womp womp start, but I know.
- 4:51SPEAKER_00: So, like when they said this previously this season on the Real Housewives of Orange County, I was like, Finally, nothing has happened.
- 5:00SPEAKER_00: I've been waiting for the season to start this whole time.
- 5:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was gonna say, and yeah, at the same time, I was like, and I've been waiting for the momentum Carmela, what a flop.
- 5:09SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't think she'll be back.
- 5:11SPEAKER_00: I think it was a flop too.
- 5:13SPEAKER_00: Neither will be back.
- 5:15SPEAKER_00: I liked seeing everybody at the party.
- 5:17SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
- 5:18SPEAKER_00: The highlight for me was seeing Gina's son Colton.
- 5:23SPEAKER_02: Agreed.
- 5:24SPEAKER_00: He was hot, so hot.
- 5:27SPEAKER_00: I always thought Shane was the hot one.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: Shane is also hot though, like, make no mistake.
- 5:32SPEAKER_00: But Shane was such an ass.
- 5:35SPEAKER_00: Like, he was horrible.
- 5:37SPEAKER_00: He was horrible, but a lot of those kids were horrible.
- 5:40SPEAKER_00: We also got a slate smiley appearance at um at somebody's workout class, Jen Pedranti's workout class.
- 5:48SPEAKER_00: I didn't need that.
- 5:50SPEAKER_00: I did like to see all the ladies in there are sky tops.
- 5:52SPEAKER_00: It took me back to brighter days.
- 5:56SPEAKER_00: Do you have thoughts about there?
- 5:59SPEAKER_00: That's like so hard because the drama is non-existent.
- 6:02SPEAKER_01: It's like so fake.
- 6:03SPEAKER_01: Everybody's annoyed with Heather for being too emotional, which she is.
- 6:07SPEAKER_00: When she was annoyed about the selfie thing, that was so ridiculous.
- 6:11SPEAKER_00: I think she was trying to make something happen.
- 6:14SPEAKER_00: Just like when they're like attacking Gina for shopping, they have nothing.
- 6:18SPEAKER_00: They have they're scrambling.
- 6:20SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
- 6:21SPEAKER_00: Where do we go from here?
- 6:23SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 6:24SPEAKER_00: I was gonna ask you that.
- 6:25SPEAKER_00: Like, I really don't know because I don't think they'll ever cancel it.
- 6:28SPEAKER_00: I don't think they can.
- 6:29SPEAKER_00: I don't think they feel like they can.
- 6:31SPEAKER_00: I think they can.
- 6:32SPEAKER_00: I think they can and they should.
- 6:33SPEAKER_00: They canceled Miami for much less.
- 6:36SPEAKER_00: I know, but this one is the cornerstone.
- 6:39SPEAKER_00: Now that they've done 20 seasons of it, I think it's okay.
- 6:43SPEAKER_00: I think that they would be okay with sending it off into the sunset and maybe rebooting it when the time is right.
- 6:49SPEAKER_00: I guess we'll see, but I just feel like left much to be desired.
- 6:54SPEAKER_00: I would love to see Shannon date Steve Gutenberg, though.
- 6:58SPEAKER_00: It's sad to see the downfall of Archie, who we know has since passed.
- 7:03SPEAKER_00: I know, I know.
- 7:06SPEAKER_00: That was a bummer.
- 7:07SPEAKER_01: And but like, you know, people who do all of these extensive treatments to just buy fractions of time, maybe with their animals, is like always wild to me.
- 7:18SPEAKER_00: Well, the pet psychic told her that Archie was okay with it in this case.
- 7:22SPEAKER_01: That pet psychic is probably working for the vet's office.
- 7:26SPEAKER_00: I should have had a pet psychic talk to my cat to let me know like, does he want to go through surgery or not?
- 7:31SPEAKER_00: And then I would have felt better about my decision.
- 7:34SPEAKER_00: He probably would have said, absolutely not.
- 7:36SPEAKER_00: Whatever we have to tell ourselves.
- 7:39SPEAKER_00: I just feel that way.
- 7:41SPEAKER_00: Other than that, I really like can't even pull out a moment from the season that meant anything to me.
- 7:45SPEAKER_00: And now Vicky's going on to watch what happens live and saying that her behavior blaming her behavior on her knee pain.
- 7:51SPEAKER_00: Stop.
- 7:52SPEAKER_00: Is she really?
- 7:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she got a knee replacement, so she saw that a lot better.
- 7:57SPEAKER_00: So I don't know if it's for like wanting a second chance.
- 8:00SPEAKER_00: And I mean, chronic pain is no joke.
- 8:02SPEAKER_00: We know people who have had it.
- 8:03SPEAKER_00: You don't get to use that as an excuse, though.
- 8:06SPEAKER_00: I don't think so.
- 8:08SPEAKER_00: Like our mom had chronic pain when before she got her hip replacement.
- 8:11SPEAKER_00: She still went to work every day and didn't she was nice as pie.
- 8:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she didn't like you know, she didn't go to the first graders and like yell at them for no reason.
- 8:20SPEAKER_00: Or the other teachers.
- 8:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so no.
- 8:24SPEAKER_00: No, it's a no for me, Vicky.
- 8:26SPEAKER_00: You'll always have a special place in my heart, Vicky, but I think we're done here.
- 8:29SPEAKER_00: Um, should we move on to Salt Lake?
- 8:33SPEAKER_00: The Sisters of Salt.
- 8:35SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 8:36SPEAKER_00: So I would just like to say that I looked up my Jupiter year and it's 2033.
- 8:42SPEAKER_00: Um when's mine?
- 8:44SPEAKER_00: Your Jupiter year started in June.
- 8:47SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm in it?
- 8:48SPEAKER_00: You're in it, girl.
- 8:50SPEAKER_00: Yikes.
- 8:51SPEAKER_00: That's yikes.
- 8:52SPEAKER_00: Well, it makes sense because you're like raising a child and stuff.
- 8:55SPEAKER_00: This is a Europe cosmic shift and change.
- 8:58SPEAKER_00: Like, I would say that this is a Jupiter year for you.
- 9:01SPEAKER_00: It's lining up, it's a cosmic reset.
- 9:03SPEAKER_00: When is yours?
- 9:05SPEAKER_00: 2033.
- 9:06SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
- 9:08SPEAKER_00: So we'll circle back.
- 9:10SPEAKER_00: Well, you gotta wait to go put a pin in that.
- 9:12SPEAKER_00: Well, put a pin in that.
- 9:13SPEAKER_00: It's crazy that I chose to get bangs when it's not my Jupiter year.
- 9:16SPEAKER_00: That was quite a choice.
- 9:18SPEAKER_00: But I just couldn't wait till 2033.
- 9:21SPEAKER_00: That's fair.
- 9:24SPEAKER_00: So I gotta say, things are not looking good for your girl.
- 9:28SPEAKER_00: I know, Brittany, everyone hates her.
- 9:31SPEAKER_00: She's making some bad choices.
- 9:33SPEAKER_00: I think putting Sour Patch kids in her hair was not a bad choice.
- 9:37SPEAKER_00: I think it was a great choice.
- 9:38SPEAKER_00: Did she intentionally put Sour Patch?
- 9:40SPEAKER_00: Like, how did they end up in her hair?
- 9:42SPEAKER_00: I was confused.
- 9:43SPEAKER_00: I don't know because she said like it's hair candy.
- 9:45SPEAKER_00: Like, duh.
- 9:47SPEAKER_00: That makes no fucking sense to me.
- 9:49SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
- 9:49SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
- 9:50SPEAKER_00: I don't either.
- 9:51SPEAKER_00: But I can't believe Angie ate a Sour Patch Kid from her hair.
- 9:55SPEAKER_00: Um, I liked that.
- 9:58SPEAKER_00: I I honestly I'm not above it's crazy that Angie is the one who was like comforting her.
- 10:06SPEAKER_00: I think Angie is actually nice.
- 10:08SPEAKER_00: She can be, and she's never looked more beautiful.
- 10:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she looked really good.
- 10:14SPEAKER_00: I thought that everybody really except Kwai looked good.
- 10:19SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I never liked the slick-down hair situation, but I think she was achieved what she was going for.
- 10:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she did.
- 10:27SPEAKER_00: Good for her.
- 10:29SPEAKER_01: But I do feel so the big problem with there's many a problem with Britney, but the biggest one is at the end when Mary is confronting her about taking the flowers, and she is frustrated with Mary for not acknowledging the multiple bouquets that she sent, and Mary said something like, Sorry, I've been distracted because you know I'm just like grieving, and and Brittany said, That's not a thing.
- 10:55SPEAKER_00: They did show the clip multiple times.
- 10:57SPEAKER_00: I think what Brittany was intending is that just because you're grieving doesn't mean you can't acknowledge that I sent flowers, which is a crazy statement to make.
- 11:07SPEAKER_00: She made an out-of-pocket thing, she said an out-of-pocket thing she shouldn't have.
- 11:13SPEAKER_00: It was wrong.
- 11:14SPEAKER_00: Are we sure she wasn't responding to something else?
- 11:17SPEAKER_00: Because there was a lot of talk there.
- 11:19SPEAKER_00: There was a lot of crosstalk.
- 11:20SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 11:21SPEAKER_00: Because you're right, they did show the clip multiple times, and I just don't think that that's what she was responding to.
- 11:27SPEAKER_00: I don't know what she was responding to, but like I don't, and I feel bad that now everyone is putting that on her because I don't think that that's something she would a sentiment she would ever feel.
- 11:39SPEAKER_00: I I don't know.
- 11:40SPEAKER_00: She does put her foot in her mouth, yeah, and I think she did, but I just think it was a misunderstanding.
- 11:46SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 11:47SPEAKER_00: Something we did you're gonna give her more credit than I will.
- 11:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I will because I just don't think it she's not evil.
- 11:56SPEAKER_00: No one would think that.
- 11:57SPEAKER_00: Something we didn't speaking of evil, something we never got the chance to talk about was hypocrisy and bullshit.
- 12:06SPEAKER_00: Bullshit, um, I thought that that I thought it was just really stupid, honestly.
- 12:12SPEAKER_00: Their dance moves, oh that is a good Halloween costume.
- 12:18SPEAKER_00: I thought it was really stupid.
- 12:20SPEAKER_01: I thought their attitude about it was also stupid.
- 12:24SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 12:25SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
- 12:27SPEAKER_00: When they left, they got kicked out, and so then everyone's like reeling in the aftermath, and you hear one more time, hypocrisy and bullshit.
- 12:36SPEAKER_00: I almost fell out of my seat.
- 12:38SPEAKER_00: I was so excited.
- 12:39SPEAKER_00: Like so you liked it, yeah.
- 12:41SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's catchy as hell, and it gave us a moment, and it's I think it's a moment that will stand the test of time.
- 12:48SPEAKER_00: Like, we will remember this moment.
- 12:50SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 12:50SPEAKER_00: I'm kind of overly sad, Meredith, and all of their hijinks?
- 12:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, betrayal.
- 13:00SPEAKER_00: I liked it.
- 13:01SPEAKER_00: I don't know, call me crazy.
- 13:03SPEAKER_00: I thought it was fun.
- 13:05SPEAKER_00: I mean, I thought it was like mean and they shouldn't have done it, but I'm glad like, you know, in real life, but for their characters for the show, I'm glad they did it.
- 13:14SPEAKER_02: Well, alright.
- 13:17SPEAKER_02: Otherwise anything else to say about Salt Lake?
- 13:21SPEAKER_00: Not really.
- 13:22SPEAKER_00: Do you think that uh Bronwin paid Brandon to be her boyfriend?
- 13:26SPEAKER_00: Not with money.
- 13:28SPEAKER_00: With what then?
- 13:30SPEAKER_00: Being on the show.
- 13:32SPEAKER_00: Oh.
- 13:33SPEAKER_00: So maybe she didn't pay him, but like he was only with her for the publicity.
- 13:38SPEAKER_00: That is my opinion.
- 13:41SPEAKER_00: And then what do you think of Troy or Trey?
- 13:43SPEAKER_00: Or what is his name?
- 13:45SPEAKER_00: Trip.
- 13:46SPEAKER_00: Trip.
- 13:46SPEAKER_00: What are you what are your thoughts on Trip?
- 13:48SPEAKER_00: Well, you know how I feel, but I she does seem really happy, you know.
- 13:53SPEAKER_00: She does.
- 13:54SPEAKER_00: But I'm still I still can't get the image of him on Watch What Happens Live, like looking scary as fuck.
- 14:00SPEAKER_00: I don't mind.
- 14:01SPEAKER_00: Everybody seems to like him though, like I don't know.
- 14:04SPEAKER_00: Even um Whitney, who's gonna take her helling journey elsewhere.
- 14:08SPEAKER_00: Please, God, do please do.
- 14:14SPEAKER_00: I thought it was kind of shady and it kind of got buried in the muck, but Whitney said that Justin talks to John Barlow, and that John told Justin like the finances are a mess and he's miserable and stuff, and I was like, I mean, that's probably very accurate.
- 14:30SPEAKER_00: So they could be next on the chopping block.
- 14:33SPEAKER_00: Oh, that would be such sweet karma.
- 14:37SPEAKER_00: The Angie stuff is really sad and hard for to watch for me.
- 14:40SPEAKER_00: I don't know why, but it's just really sad.
- 14:44SPEAKER_00: It is really sad.
- 14:45SPEAKER_00: I think I just feel bad for her.
- 14:48SPEAKER_00: I don't think she wanted this to no, it was like never her I mean it's nobody's intention when you marry someone, but like I think they really loved each other and I'm just like not sure what's really happened there.
- 15:00SPEAKER_00: They just grew apart.
- 15:03SPEAKER_00: Do you think he's gay though?
- 15:04SPEAKER_00: He definitely could be.
- 15:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 15:07SPEAKER_00: But if that's the case, then maybe they could still be friends.
- 15:11SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 15:12SPEAKER_00: Do we think Pavit is gay?
- 15:15SPEAKER_00: Uh no.
- 15:16SPEAKER_00: But why would that be an accusation that's come up like that people have been talking about for years?
- 15:26SPEAKER_00: But like I don't know.
- 15:27SPEAKER_00: I don't think he's gay.
- 15:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah, part of me is like where there's smoke, there's fire, but then another part of me is like they were both so unbothered by it, like it barely became a thing.
- 15:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's kind of my thought.
- 15:39SPEAKER_00: Is like yeah, like Jessel wasn't really even mad at anyone after that, and then Pavet was just kind of like me, mm.
- 15:47SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 15:48SPEAKER_00: So I guess not.
- 15:50SPEAKER_00: I just think again, here we are grasping its draws.
- 15:53SPEAKER_00: Oh, so you're you're not liking this season.
- 15:56SPEAKER_00: I am.
- 15:56SPEAKER_00: I just think that I think Erin's a little uh she's doing too much.
- 16:03SPEAKER_00: That girl, it's crazy how like this woman could not seem less interested in her children.
- 16:10SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I know.
- 16:11SPEAKER_01: I thought that was crazy.
- 16:13SPEAKER_01: She just had this little baby and she's like, get out.
- 16:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like the nights you don't get to put him to bed, you're sad.
- 16:19SPEAKER_00: I am sad, but if I have seen him already that day, it's less sad, you know.
- 16:24SPEAKER_00: Like somebody else can have a turn.
- 16:26SPEAKER_00: You think she already saw enough of them that day?
- 16:28SPEAKER_01: It's possible.
- 16:29SPEAKER_01: I do also think when she when she was saying to Abe, like, you need to put them down, and he was like, We're paying somebody to do that.
- 16:34SPEAKER_01: I was on his side.
- 16:35SPEAKER_00: I was like, Can't fully have a nanny for that, and you're having a party.
- 16:38SPEAKER_00: It's his birthday, yeah.
- 16:40SPEAKER_00: That was wild.
- 16:41SPEAKER_00: What do you what?
- 16:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if if they need a parent to put them down, and that's an if, it should be you, bitch.
- 16:49SPEAKER_00: She's just so self-centered.
- 16:51SPEAKER_00: Like, I really just have a hard time believing she gives any thoughts about those kids.
- 16:55SPEAKER_00: Like, she'll pop them out and then hand them off to the name.
- 16:58SPEAKER_00: Hundo P.
- 16:59SPEAKER_00: Hundo P.
- 16:59SPEAKER_00: I also thought their house is very tacky.
- 17:02SPEAKER_00: The decorations, just the house, like the purple couch of it all.
- 17:06SPEAKER_00: It's not great.
- 17:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 17:08SPEAKER_00: Oh, we got to see Carol's apartment.
- 17:10SPEAKER_00: Which is stunning.
- 17:12SPEAKER_00: She still has not put a railing in on those stairs.
- 17:15SPEAKER_00: The stairs are so iconic.
- 17:18SPEAKER_00: I can't believe, like, the older she gets, though, like she her balance is not gonna get better.
- 17:22SPEAKER_00: She needs a fucking railing.
- 17:24SPEAKER_00: Yeah, at some point she's gonna have to cave and put a railing, at least on the wall side.
- 17:28SPEAKER_00: Come on, Carol.
- 17:29SPEAKER_00: Those stairs are a death trap, as we've said.
- 17:32SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I love them.
- 17:35SPEAKER_01: I think that Daisy is a huge complainer.
- 17:37SPEAKER_01: I think Daisy is just complain, complain, complain.
- 17:40SPEAKER_01: She annoys me a little bit.
- 17:42SPEAKER_01: I like to watch her, but I could never be her friend.
- 17:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think she's bringing just the right amount.
- 17:47SPEAKER_00: Like, she's complaining about things that we want our housewives to complain about.
- 17:50SPEAKER_00: Like watching her and Cy argue, it's just fun and simple enough for my simple mind.
- 17:54SPEAKER_00: Like, you know how when the arguments get too deep, I can't.
- 17:57SPEAKER_01: What did you think about Erica not flying them private to the island?
- 18:01SPEAKER_00: Okay, I think she could have flown them private.
- 18:03SPEAKER_00: I do too.
- 18:04SPEAKER_00: You're a billionaire.
- 18:05SPEAKER_00: It's a private island, it's hard to get to.
- 18:07SPEAKER_00: You have a plane.
- 18:09SPEAKER_00: Do we know she has a plane?
- 18:10SPEAKER_00: She must.
- 18:11SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 18:12SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was a little, yeah.
- 18:14SPEAKER_00: I agree.
- 18:14SPEAKER_00: Even if you don't have a plane, fucking charter one again, billionaire.
- 18:17SPEAKER_00: You'll never even notice.
- 18:19SPEAKER_00: So, what about Carol bringing up the fact that her name was in the Epstein files?
- 18:24SPEAKER_00: She brought it up.
- 18:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I feel like she needed, she felt like she needed to get ahead of it.
- 18:28SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because like it was weird, it was a weird transition to like, oh, we're just talking about googling ourselves.
- 18:34SPEAKER_00: Like she she brought like she set it up to bring it up multiple times.
- 18:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and the first time nobody bit.
- 18:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 18:41SPEAKER_00: That was funny when nobody bit the first time.
- 18:44SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 18:44SPEAKER_00: But you know, whatever.
- 18:46SPEAKER_01: I think she wanted to just like kind of get it out of the way to control the narrative a little bit.
- 18:50SPEAKER_01: And like honestly, I don't think anything malicious was happening with her and Glaine.
- 18:55SPEAKER_00: I think I think you can have friends in social situations and not really like know that much about them.
- 19:02SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't think Carol knew any of this.
- 19:05SPEAKER_00: And that's something that you'd probably want to keep private from people unless you like are really, really close to them.
- 19:11SPEAKER_00: Like if you're doing something like that, you know, you're not just gonna like shout it from the rooftops to everyone you meet.
- 19:16SPEAKER_00: No, so at least this season is better than the past two have been, so I'll give it that.
- 19:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
- 19:24SPEAKER_00: We're getting somewhere, I think.
- 19:26SPEAKER_00: But I think Potomac is really, really doing it.
- 19:31SPEAKER_00: I've I was talking to a co-worker about Potomac, um, and we both agree that it's just like Robin woke up.
- 19:39SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, her break it was exactly what the doctor ordered.
- 19:43SPEAKER_00: Like, she is she she got the message.
- 19:47SPEAKER_00: Thank god.
- 19:48SPEAKER_00: She rose from the bed, she rose, and I think I think next season let's switch Robin and Ashley because Ashley's doing nothing for me.
- 19:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think that's a fair point.
- 20:01SPEAKER_00: But who is doing everything for me is Karen Huger, who I have never known before, and that's Sophia home party.
- 20:11SPEAKER_00: I had the best time at that party.
- 20:14SPEAKER_00: Like that was the wildest party in a weird strip mall with these very specific services that she picked for everyone, and like the way, like, she gave said Robin, I'm gonna give you an IV for energy, and then she's told Giselle, like, this is gonna be a treatment for the craters in your legs.
- 20:31SPEAKER_00: Uh, because she was like referring to the reunion, and Giselle was like, You're only there for five seconds, and she's like, and I saw all that, just like how quickly they can get each other.
- 20:42SPEAKER_00: I know Karen and Giselle are so great with that, they always have been.
- 20:46SPEAKER_00: That's why they're like a dynamic duo.
- 20:48SPEAKER_00: And then I really died when they asked Karen what she was doing, and she said, just so matter of fact, well, you know, I was told I had to jungle up my track, so I'm just gonna, you know, get some laser services.
- 21:00SPEAKER_00: And and then they were like, what?
- 21:02SPEAKER_00: And she's like, it is an ambitious track that is growing.
- 21:10SPEAKER_00: She's getting like on TV, she's saying she's getting a laser butt hair removal for her ambitious track, and then they showed it.
- 21:19SPEAKER_00: What a great housewife.
- 21:20SPEAKER_00: I know I'm late to the party on that.
- 21:22SPEAKER_00: This, but you are, but you know, better late than never.
- 21:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah, happy to have you.
- 21:26SPEAKER_00: Um, I feel really bad for Tia.
- 21:31SPEAKER_00: Dude, I cannot believe that man is letting them film him.
- 21:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a choice.
- 21:37SPEAKER_00: Like, I would never show my face on camera if it came out that I was on dating apps and she like doesn't seem terribly bothered.
- 21:45SPEAKER_00: Like, do you think that she knew that she was gonna be confronted by Stacey about this?
- 21:50SPEAKER_00: She must have.
- 21:50SPEAKER_00: Like, that could not have been the first time she found out.
- 21:53SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think so.
- 21:55SPEAKER_00: She was way too calm, yeah, way too calm.
- 22:00SPEAKER_00: She's just like, this is something we're gonna have to talk about.
- 22:02SPEAKER_00: Would that be grounds for divorce for you?
- 22:05SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 22:07SPEAKER_00: What about you?
- 22:11SPEAKER_01: The problem is, I don't know if I could even if he said uh nothing, I haven't done anything, I'm just on these dating sites.
- 22:18SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know that I can believe that.
- 22:19SPEAKER_01: So that would be the problem.
- 22:21SPEAKER_00: That's the thing.
- 22:21SPEAKER_00: You're not just on dating apps not following through.
- 22:24SPEAKER_00: There's no way.
- 22:26SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 22:27SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, I don't know.
- 22:29SPEAKER_00: I think that it might be for me, yeah.
- 22:32SPEAKER_00: Well, as one relationship might be coming to an end, another relationship is finding its second wind.
- 22:40SPEAKER_00: Um, Timo and Stacy are getting remarried.
- 22:43SPEAKER_00: They are, I'm so happy for them.
- 22:45SPEAKER_00: She could ask Robin how that worked out for her because she did the same thing.
- 22:49SPEAKER_00: Really?
- 22:50SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
- 22:50SPEAKER_00: She's still with him?
- 22:52SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
- 22:53SPEAKER_00: Oh, I kind of love that.
- 22:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I mean, Juan like hates her.
- 22:58SPEAKER_01: So it's remember when Charles and Angela at season one of when Atlanta Angela was on Atlanta?
- 23:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like that, but worse.
- 23:06SPEAKER_00: So it's like more real, less jokey.
- 23:09SPEAKER_00: I miss Angela.
- 23:11SPEAKER_00: Um, I miss Angel too in Potomac.
- 23:14SPEAKER_00: I don't.
- 23:14SPEAKER_00: I don't.
- 23:15SPEAKER_00: I loved her.
- 23:17SPEAKER_00: What about the girl Courtney?
- 23:21SPEAKER_00: I have no feelings yet.
- 23:23SPEAKER_00: It's too soon.
- 23:23SPEAKER_00: She's a kooky pastor, so that could be fun.
- 23:27SPEAKER_00: But you know, her kids are so cute.
- 23:30SPEAKER_00: Her husband is incredibly tall, large, very bad.
- 23:35SPEAKER_00: His birthday sucks.
- 23:37SPEAKER_00: His birthday did fucking suck.
- 23:38SPEAKER_00: Poor guy.
- 23:39SPEAKER_00: I just don't even have a birthday for me if this is what it's gonna be.
- 23:42SPEAKER_00: They were mad that none of the girls brought their men, which she did explicitly say, like, bring your partner, and nobody did.
- 23:48SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
- 23:50SPEAKER_00: I think we need to veer.
- 23:51SPEAKER_00: I mean, we can touch on blow deck for a second.
- 23:54SPEAKER_00: There I'm really enjoying the season thus far.
- 23:56SPEAKER_00: The bunks get smaller every season.
- 23:59SPEAKER_00: It I know, I don't know how they do it.
- 24:02SPEAKER_00: Um, Carrie seems like a hard ass.
- 24:05SPEAKER_01: He does, he doesn't seem very fun.
- 24:07SPEAKER_01: Like, even my husband was like, I like the other captain better.
- 24:10SPEAKER_00: I was like, Captain Sandy.
- 24:11SPEAKER_00: He's like, Yeah, Captain Sandy is so warm, there's no warmth here, but he did uh help Mo do the dishes.
- 24:18SPEAKER_00: I thought that was really sweet.
- 24:19SPEAKER_00: I like Mo.
- 24:21SPEAKER_00: All these people are making Chef Ben look more pathetic by the day.
- 24:26SPEAKER_00: I totally agree.
- 24:27SPEAKER_00: And also where they are in Thailand is where I was for my honeymoon.
- 24:32SPEAKER_01: We did uh some excursions around the the where they are when they when they go out in the boat and like park it, you know, in the middle of all those like standing stone structures.
- 24:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we did some uh snorkeling excursions in that exact spot.
- 24:47SPEAKER_00: You must have at least enjoyed that.
- 24:49SPEAKER_00: I did, I really did.
- 24:50SPEAKER_00: Those were the best days.
- 24:51SPEAKER_00: That's incredible.
- 24:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah, super cool.
- 24:54SPEAKER_00: Well, uh, it looks like Mo is gonna be in trouble next week, though, because he's gonna serve strawberries again.
- 25:00SPEAKER_00: That does seem like you should know better, dude.
- 25:03SPEAKER_00: Like, come on.
- 25:06SPEAKER_00: Uh I like Fraser, he seems really nice.
- 25:09SPEAKER_00: Like when that girl served food on Chargers, he's like, on the Chargers, and she's like, Is that bad?
- 25:15SPEAKER_00: He's like, Yeah, but just for future reference, like Daisy would have flipped her lid about that, I feel like.
- 25:22SPEAKER_00: No, I think Daisy would have been nicer about it, and Aisha obviously would have been an angel.
- 25:27SPEAKER_00: The highlight for me so far has been rainbow talking in a British accent.
- 25:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what's up with that?
- 25:34SPEAKER_01: Is it just because although you know what?
- 25:36SPEAKER_01: Actually, I don't even need to ask because when I'm around somebody with an accent for long periods of time, it wears on me.
- 25:41SPEAKER_00: You know, I I start to pick it up like Derete.
- 25:44SPEAKER_00: I guess that's true, yeah.
- 25:45SPEAKER_00: Like, and I think that's what happens on 90-day fiance too when they all start talking in accents.
- 25:50SPEAKER_01: My brother-in-law is British, soon to me brother-in-law is British, and he I I have to constantly apologize to him because I just start talking in an accent around him.
- 26:02SPEAKER_00: Does he seem offended?
- 26:04SPEAKER_00: No, he's really nice about it, but I nothing offends that guy.
- 26:08SPEAKER_00: So So he might actually hear this.
- 26:10SPEAKER_00: He said, once we sounded very professional.
- 26:13SPEAKER_00: Isn't that nice?
- 26:16SPEAKER_00: So nice, but so incorrect.
- 26:20SPEAKER_00: So we have to talk about the golden life.
- 26:25SPEAKER_01: Um, we can't because I do not have access to it yet.
- 26:29SPEAKER_01: It does not start on Hulu until tomorrow.
- 26:33SPEAKER_00: You haven't watched it on my DVR?
- 26:36SPEAKER_00: You deleted it.
- 26:37SPEAKER_00: Did you watch the first episode?
- 26:40SPEAKER_00: You deleted it.
- 26:41SPEAKER_00: Why don't you tell me?
- 26:43SPEAKER_01: I meant to and then we got busy and I forgot.
- 26:47SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I can't watch it till it till it airs on Hulu now.
- 26:51SPEAKER_00: But I left it on for so many days on my DVR.
- 26:54SPEAKER_01: You left the second episode on for a lot of days, but how was I to watch the second episode without the first?
- 27:00SPEAKER_00: I cannot believe we can't talk about this show.
- 27:02SPEAKER_00: I'm like out of my mind right now.
- 27:04SPEAKER_00: I'm so sorry.
- 27:06SPEAKER_00: I cannot believe it.
- 27:08SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, why did we even record today then?
- 27:10SPEAKER_00: Like we have a lot to talk about with 90 day fiance.
- 27:13SPEAKER_00: That's true.
- 27:14SPEAKER_00: Have you watched Love is Blind?
- 27:15SPEAKER_00: I still haven't been able to get to it.
- 27:17SPEAKER_00: I'm like two episodes in, so we can skip it because I mean it's been a I watch 10 minutes at a time, honestly.
- 27:23SPEAKER_00: I heard it was not a good season, so we don't ever.
- 27:26SPEAKER_01: It's obviously not capturing me.
- 27:28SPEAKER_01: And it's like, um is it to the point where I'm gonna say I I don't watch this show anymore?
- 27:32SPEAKER_00: Is that how I feel?
- 27:33SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 27:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I might not.
- 27:37SPEAKER_00: Maybe we'll see.
- 27:38SPEAKER_00: I've only watched one episode, so we'll see.
- 27:40SPEAKER_01: It's like when I stopped watching the bear, you know, it was like I really had to I really had to say, I'm just not gonna finish this show.
- 27:47SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna I I stopped watching before it was over and I had to be okay with that.
- 27:51SPEAKER_00: The bear was brutal at the end.
- 27:55SPEAKER_00: Um I've watched a couple interesting things.
- 27:58SPEAKER_00: I've watched Psycho, I watched The Birds.
- 28:01SPEAKER_00: The Birds is a crazy, crazy movie.
- 28:05SPEAKER_00: You know the Tchok movie?
- 28:07SPEAKER_00: I'm aware of it of its existence.
- 28:09SPEAKER_00: I have not seen it.
- 28:11SPEAKER_00: The first half is like a rom-com.
- 28:14SPEAKER_00: It's so it's like a such rom-com.
- 28:17SPEAKER_00: And then the second half, they're literally throwing actual birds at these actors.
- 28:22SPEAKER_00: These actors are actually getting like pecked by real birds.
- 28:25SPEAKER_00: It's fucking insane.
- 28:27SPEAKER_00: And then it just ends.
- 28:28SPEAKER_00: It just ends.
- 28:30SPEAKER_00: Did you know why this movie gave our dad nightmares as a small child?
- 28:34SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I believe it because you're actually watching these people get attacked by birds.
- 28:39SPEAKER_00: Huh.
- 28:39SPEAKER_00: It's not, it's not a joke.
- 28:41SPEAKER_00: It's not, and I don't want to say like, oh, they should always be doing that, but watching older movies, like even like Jurassic Park and stuff, like practical effects are so much more impressive than any movie with CGI bullshit these days.
- 28:54SPEAKER_00: I totally agree.
- 28:55SPEAKER_00: Everything, like even simple TV shows, you can tell they're in front of green screens, and it's like really you couldn't take them to like this actual park.
- 29:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Honda P.
- 29:04SPEAKER_01: But it's like when we watched Barbie and everybody's like, oh my god, they made all the they made all the sets and stuff.
- 29:08SPEAKER_00: It's like, yes, that's what we should still be doing.
- 29:10SPEAKER_00: Uh we should.
- 29:12SPEAKER_00: In Wicked, they did do that too.
- 29:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, they did.
- 29:15SPEAKER_00: Build it, and I will watch.
- 29:18SPEAKER_00: Love that.
- 29:20SPEAKER_00: Uh something I I'm dying to see.
- 29:22SPEAKER_00: I might have to take myself solo, is uh you can see everything.
- 29:26SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 29:28SPEAKER_01: I I don't have time.
- 29:30SPEAKER_01: I know nobody likes to hear mom say they don't have time for things.
- 29:33SPEAKER_01: I don't have time to go to the movie theater to see this, but I am dying.
- 29:38SPEAKER_00: You should actually you and mom should actually go while she's in town because she would she wants to see it too.
- 29:44SPEAKER_00: I don't know when we come maybe tomorrow night, I guess.
- 29:48SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 29:49SPEAKER_00: You should really try because and I'm gonna really try because like mom and I both watched like the documentary on Elizabeth Holmes.
- 29:56SPEAKER_00: We watched the Amanda Seifert TV show, and this looks just like such a good follow-up.
- 30:01SPEAKER_01: I haven't watched either of those things, but I do also feel like my husband would want to see it because he is a big Nathan for You fan.
- 30:07SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, that's true.
- 30:10SPEAKER_00: So it's like I want when is it gonna let me Google this?
- 30:14SPEAKER_00: Maybe Thanksgiving time when we're all together, we can all watch it.
- 30:18SPEAKER_01: It does not have an official streaming release date yet, expected around mid to late November.
- 30:25SPEAKER_00: So that would be great.
- 30:26SPEAKER_00: Maybe we just save it, and then like our dad can watch the baby while we we all watch.
- 30:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 30:34SPEAKER_01: Shall we move over to the 90-day world?
- 30:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm still processing that we can't talk about the golden life.
- 30:42SPEAKER_01: Sorry, uh, I mean, really, it's your fault for deleting it.
- 30:46SPEAKER_00: You should have told me, bruh.
- 30:48SPEAKER_00: I I just I don't know.
- 30:50SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 30:50SPEAKER_01: I don't know how this got away from us.
- 30:52SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna record the reruns.
- 30:54SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay, okay, so 90 day.
- 30:57SPEAKER_00: What a delicious season we have.
- 31:00SPEAKER_01: I'm dying to know what you think of Niles and Matilda.
- 31:03SPEAKER_01: Because like I know them already.
- 31:05SPEAKER_00: Well, this man.
- 31:10SPEAKER_00: Niles or Mr.
- 31:11SPEAKER_00: Ark?
- 31:12SPEAKER_00: Niles! What the hell?
- 31:15SPEAKER_00: What he needs to fess up.
- 31:16SPEAKER_00: He's sitting on a giant secret.
- 31:18SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 31:19SPEAKER_00: Well, obviously, Matilda sits on giant secrets too.
- 31:22SPEAKER_00: Just that she rented an apartment.
- 31:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 31:26SPEAKER_00: I love how the thing at the center of the drama right now is schnapps.
- 31:31SPEAKER_01: Well, apparently, schnapps has like very uh cultural, like a lot of cultural significance to African cultures.
- 31:40SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 31:40SPEAKER_01: I had to look into this because I was like, what is the deal with the schnapps?
- 31:43SPEAKER_01: It's like a very it's like a symbolic thing, and that explains why they didn't already drink it.
- 31:48SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 31:48SPEAKER_00: Like they still have schnapps from the wedding.
- 31:51SPEAKER_01: But I wish that you had their backstory more because the whole Mr.
- 31:55SPEAKER_01: Arc thing is like wild.
- 31:57SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 31:57SPEAKER_00: Can you explain to me more about it?
- 31:59SPEAKER_01: So Niles' parents are like not involved, they clearly don't want to be filmed, right?
- 32:04SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 32:04SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
- 32:05SPEAKER_01: And so, and they weren't supportive of him marrying her and all that shit.
- 32:08SPEAKER_01: So when he was there, the first time he like needed somebody to help negotiate the bride price.
- 32:14SPEAKER_01: So they roped in this village elder, this Rando village elder who works with people with disabilities.
- 32:22SPEAKER_01: So, like, he got bonded because obviously Niles has autism, and he's got one hand, and basically it was like, You're my adopted son, and all and out and like immediately they were calling each other father.
- 32:37SPEAKER_01: He you saw him on the phone, hi dad.
- 32:40SPEAKER_01: Like he met him two years ago for five seconds in Ghana.
- 32:44SPEAKER_01: Like, that's the extent of that.
- 32:46SPEAKER_01: So it's like so crazy when he's like referring to himself as daddy when he's talking to Niall.
- 32:52SPEAKER_01: It's just like the craziest fucking thing.
- 32:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess you had to be there, but it was it's it still blows my mind.
- 33:03SPEAKER_00: No, that does sound crazy.
- 33:05SPEAKER_00: So now Mr.
- 33:05SPEAKER_00: Ark is a is a main character.
- 33:07SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
- 33:08SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
- 33:09SPEAKER_00: But can Mr.
- 33:10SPEAKER_00: Ark do anything in this situation?
- 33:11SPEAKER_01: Because Well, apparently he's gonna go with Niles to Matilda's family next week to try to smooth things over.
- 33:18SPEAKER_00: But like the fact that he already needs to smooth things over and he hasn't even told him the worst part yet.
- 33:24SPEAKER_00: Dude, the first season they were on, like, this was this is who he is.
- 33:28SPEAKER_00: What did he withhold in the first season season?
- 33:32SPEAKER_00: Um he didn't want to marry her.
- 33:35SPEAKER_01: He went with like no intention of marrying her.
- 33:38SPEAKER_01: He went to tell her that he was gonna postpone the wedding.
- 33:41SPEAKER_01: And then he bitched out.
- 33:44SPEAKER_01: Um and he lost his job and didn't tell her that either.
- 33:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 33:54SPEAKER_00: This feels like the worst so far.
- 33:57SPEAKER_00: It's not great, you know, it's not gonna I don't think it's gonna go super well for our guy.
- 34:03SPEAKER_00: No, I don't I can't see how this would have a happy ending.
- 34:06SPEAKER_00: But I am concerned that she's scamming him a little bit.
- 34:10SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 34:11SPEAKER_01: I mean, she just seems like really irritable these days, and like when he handed her a used laptop, it was like all she ever cared about in the world.
- 34:21SPEAKER_00: That's true, but like remember he said I was worried you were gonna banish me to the couch, and she's like, I wouldn't do that.
- 34:27SPEAKER_01: That's true, good point.
- 34:30SPEAKER_00: But like you know more about them than I do.
- 34:32SPEAKER_00: Like, did it seem genuine before?
- 34:34SPEAKER_01: It did.
- 34:35SPEAKER_01: I think two things are true.
- 34:36SPEAKER_01: I think she does actually like him, but I think she also really wants to live in America.
- 34:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean that seems like her main focus.
- 34:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like to further my education and to be with my husband.
- 34:54SPEAKER_01: Um moving on to the most hated person, man, child I've ever seen in my life.
- 35:00SPEAKER_01: Nigel?
- 35:02SPEAKER_01: No, it's not even Nigel.
- 35:04SPEAKER_00: I hate John way more.
- 35:07SPEAKER_00: Is he the pregnant woman woman's?
- 35:09SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 35:12SPEAKER_00: I don't agree.
- 35:20SPEAKER_00: I think that I think that the the pregnant woman's friend should stay the fuck out of it.
- 35:27SPEAKER_00: Like everything would have been fine if she hadn't put it in.
- 35:30SPEAKER_00: It doesn't even matter.
- 35:31SPEAKER_00: The fact that this man isn't fucking crying about it is insane.
- 35:38SPEAKER_00: It's embarrassing.
- 35:39SPEAKER_00: Saying what you what have you sacrificed?
- 35:41SPEAKER_00: I don't know, her whole body.
- 35:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but yeah.
- 35:46SPEAKER_00: I mean, they both, it takes two to get pregnant.
- 35:49SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, no.
- 35:50SPEAKER_00: This man is a man-child baby back bitch.
- 35:52SPEAKER_00: I no, no, he's way too old to be behaving this way.
- 35:56SPEAKER_00: I just feel like it's You can't handle a fucking 26-year-old making a joke.
- 36:01SPEAKER_00: Calm down.
- 36:02SPEAKER_00: I hate him.
- 36:03SPEAKER_00: She wasn't making a joke, she was like going after him, like grilling him.
- 36:07SPEAKER_00: Well, what has he done?
- 36:10SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but like he just got there, he just uprooted his whole life.
- 36:14SPEAKER_00: Like, sorry, he's not looking for jobs literally the second he gets off the plane.
- 36:18SPEAKER_00: He should be okay.
- 36:20SPEAKER_00: Well, I disagree.
- 36:21SPEAKER_00: If you have time to TikTok, you have time to apply to jobs.
- 36:24SPEAKER_00: But TikTok, as you know, like you would rather do TikTok than apply for jobs.
- 36:29SPEAKER_00: Like, TikTok is doesn't require any mental.
- 36:32SPEAKER_00: I have a job.
- 36:34SPEAKER_00: I know, but like when you've moved across the country and you're jet-lagged and you're probably emotional because you're tired and you this isn't the life you know, like that takes a toll on you mentally, physically.
- 36:44SPEAKER_00: Like, you need to rest.
- 36:46SPEAKER_00: He needs to like settle in.
- 36:47SPEAKER_00: And scrolling through TikTok is a mind-numbing activity that's like something he could do.
- 36:52SPEAKER_00: That maybe also is like, you know, that's this is something I can do wherever I am.
- 36:55SPEAKER_00: Like, I'll always have my TikTok, even though I had to give up my kids and my home and everything I knew.
- 37:00SPEAKER_00: Like, I cannot believe that you're taking his side right now.
- 37:05SPEAKER_00: I can't, I just love it.
- 37:07SPEAKER_00: I just don't see the big deal.
- 37:09SPEAKER_00: I really don't.
- 37:11SPEAKER_00: I think that her friend freaking riled him up.
- 37:15SPEAKER_00: Like, sure, we all talk shit to our friends sometimes, but like can you imagine if your friend went to your person and was like, This is all the shit I heard about you, and you need to do X, Y, and Z.
- 37:24SPEAKER_00: Like, that's horrible.
- 37:26SPEAKER_00: I'm aware that she overstepped a bit, but his reaction was batshit.
- 37:32SPEAKER_00: No, it wasn't.
- 37:33SPEAKER_00: It was because she wouldn't let it go.
- 37:36SPEAKER_00: And she's like, You're getting so defensive.
- 37:38SPEAKER_00: Like, she was gaslighting him.
- 37:39SPEAKER_00: He's like, How am I not gonna be defensive when you're like attacking my character?
- 37:43SPEAKER_00: I don't think we're gonna agree on this one.
- 37:45SPEAKER_00: We're not gonna solve this today.
- 37:46SPEAKER_00: We're not gonna solve this today because I I just so vehemently disagree with you.
- 37:50SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, let's just see where things go.
- 37:53SPEAKER_00: Um, I do like how they call their unborn baby Jolly Bob.
- 37:58SPEAKER_00: I thought it was Jolly Pop.
- 38:00SPEAKER_00: I thought it was Jolly Bob, but Jolly for sure.
- 38:04SPEAKER_00: Not gonna solve that either.
- 38:08SPEAKER_00: So we got like a wild new character this episode.
- 38:13SPEAKER_01: Oh, the girl.
- 38:14SPEAKER_01: I don't know her name.
- 38:15SPEAKER_00: I don't either, but oh my gosh, she's going to live with the man who robbed her blind.
- 38:20SPEAKER_00: She's nuts, dude.
- 38:22SPEAKER_00: That's like none of that situation adds up at all.
- 38:26SPEAKER_01: Like, why would you go back?
- 38:29SPEAKER_00: Well, and she's fighting with him on the phone again in the next episode, so is it possible she doesn't go?
- 38:33SPEAKER_00: Like, would they invest us in her story if she didn't go?
- 38:36SPEAKER_00: No, she's definitely going.
- 38:38SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
- 38:39SPEAKER_00: Like, it's hard to I mean, you don't feel sorry for somebody when they're doing that, like because it's like, okay, well, that's on you, but it is kind of delicious to watch.
- 38:49SPEAKER_00: I the the villain in me.
- 38:50SPEAKER_00: What was crazy is I didn't catch her age.
- 38:53SPEAKER_00: What is her age?
- 38:54SPEAKER_00: It's like 30 something, right?
- 38:55SPEAKER_00: No, she said, well, I don't know, but she said her daughter's 20.
- 38:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but she had her when she was like really young, like 18 or 19 or something.
- 39:03SPEAKER_00: She must have been because I was like, wait a minute, what?
- 39:06SPEAKER_00: Like when I heard her say, Yeah, my daughter's 20 now, I I had to rewind.
- 39:09SPEAKER_01: I was like, no.
- 39:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 39:11SPEAKER_00: She said earlier before that that she had a baby really young.
- 39:14SPEAKER_00: I mean, she looks young, so that's why I was like trying to try to get eyes on how old she was, but she could have any man she wants, I feel like she's pretty and that's not getting carried away.
- 39:25SPEAKER_00: Oh let's not get crazy.
- 39:30SPEAKER_00: Well, she could have a better man than someone who robbed her.
- 39:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 39:34SPEAKER_00: Like, not to mention the six thousand dollars she gave him that that he she willingly gave him.
- 39:40SPEAKER_00: And I love how her his dad is like going on camera.
- 39:43SPEAKER_00: It was a prank.
- 39:45SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 39:45SPEAKER_00: That dad is he's gonna be a gift.
- 39:49SPEAKER_00: How does how does TLC convince these people to film?
- 39:52SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 39:54SPEAKER_00: Like, that is crazy to me that this man is gonna yes, I'll go on camera and talk about how I robbed my boyfriend, my son's boyfriend.
- 40:02SPEAKER_00: But Madeline, it was a prank, so it's fine.
- 40:06SPEAKER_00: He gave it all back, yeah.
- 40:09SPEAKER_00: Took the fucking juicer and everything.
- 40:11SPEAKER_00: Like, what she had to do was ask for it back.
- 40:15SPEAKER_00: You know, silly hijinks.
- 40:16SPEAKER_00: We got a regular George Clooney over here.
- 40:21SPEAKER_00: So that should be interesting.
- 40:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm excited to see how that unfolds.
- 40:25SPEAKER_00: I would never go when when she was talking about how she fell in love with Ghana and they're showing the B-roll of it.
- 40:30SPEAKER_00: I'm like, where?
- 40:32SPEAKER_00: I know! I thought the same thing.
- 40:34SPEAKER_00: She's like fresh coconut water every day.
- 40:36SPEAKER_00: I've never been more healthy.
- 40:37SPEAKER_00: I'm like, because it's the coconut water, like you could get bad at Trader Joe's.
- 40:41SPEAKER_01: And I'm not saying like because it's Africa, right?
- 40:43SPEAKER_01: Like, I've been to South Africa, it's stunning.
- 40:46SPEAKER_01: When on 90 Day UK, they had a woman going to the Gambia.
- 40:50SPEAKER_02: Beautiful.
- 40:51SPEAKER_01: Like, there are definitely plenty of beautiful countries, but the B roll specifically they were showing of Ghana did not do it any favors.
- 40:57SPEAKER_00: I agree.
- 40:59SPEAKER_00: But I was like, you know what, to each their own.
- 41:01SPEAKER_01: I guess.
- 41:02SPEAKER_00: Like showed her like on a skinny apartment balcony.
- 41:05SPEAKER_00: I was like, okay.
- 41:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that shit was crazy.
- 41:09SPEAKER_00: What do you think about the girl who went to France?
- 41:11SPEAKER_00: We I think she needed to fucking learn French.
- 41:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think that's disrespectful because everyone that comes to America, like, they're always expected to learn English.
- 41:21SPEAKER_00: I think his friends suck.
- 41:24SPEAKER_00: They're horrible, evil, horrible, horrible, horrible friends.
- 41:30SPEAKER_00: At the same time, she needed to learn French.
- 41:34SPEAKER_00: But I don't think she deserves the treatment that they gave her.
- 41:36SPEAKER_00: They hung another girl's picture on the fridge.
- 41:39SPEAKER_00: They threw ice at her.
- 41:41SPEAKER_00: That man, like, I would never be with a man who stayed friends with them after that.
- 41:45SPEAKER_01: No, she definitely didn't deserve any of that, like, at all.
- 41:49SPEAKER_00: But especially the first time.
- 41:51SPEAKER_00: But like now that it's been two years, like, what the fuck were you doing?
- 41:54SPEAKER_00: Like, if you love this man, like at least try.
- 41:57SPEAKER_00: Just try.
- 41:58SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 41:59SPEAKER_00: And like, what does she think is gonna be different now than last time when she didn't even try?
- 42:08SPEAKER_00: You know what I think about is um the Love Actually, Colin Berth's character.
- 42:14SPEAKER_00: Remember, he like took all those classes to learn Portuguese to tell his housekeeper that that was so sweet.
- 42:21SPEAKER_00: I love that movie.
- 42:22SPEAKER_00: And he did like such a terrible job, and she was laughing, but like it was such a nice romantic gesture.
- 42:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was.
- 42:31SPEAKER_00: She can't even try for like this, and he did that for a woman that he barely knew, and like she can't for this man that she wants to move to France for, like, you can't even try.
- 42:39SPEAKER_00: Like, that is bananas to me.
- 42:42SPEAKER_01: And it's not like she didn't have a heads up that she was gonna be moving there.
- 42:46SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, but yeah, also I wouldn't ever go back with those friends, ever.
- 42:52SPEAKER_00: No.
- 42:55SPEAKER_00: We also have Vittorio and uh Jesse.
- 43:01SPEAKER_00: Do you think it's real their storyline?
- 43:04SPEAKER_00: There is not a an ounce or drop of chemistry between these two.
- 43:10SPEAKER_00: No.
- 43:12SPEAKER_00: Like nothing.
- 43:14SPEAKER_00: Not even like when they fight, like, oh, they're gonna have good makeup sex later.
- 43:17SPEAKER_00: Like, there's nothing there.
- 43:19SPEAKER_00: That's why you're confused as to whether or not this is like real.
- 43:23SPEAKER_00: Like you think they both just want to be on camera?
- 43:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 43:30SPEAKER_00: I think there's an arrangement.
- 43:33SPEAKER_00: How do they meet?
- 43:35SPEAKER_00: She works for him.
- 43:36SPEAKER_00: It's on her LinkedIn.
- 43:38SPEAKER_00: Oh really?
- 43:39SPEAKER_00: I didn't know that.
- 43:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 43:42SPEAKER_00: What does she what does she do?
- 43:46SPEAKER_00: You know, I can't remember what the title is specifically, but there is one.
- 43:54SPEAKER_00: Did she work for him before?
- 43:56SPEAKER_00: Like, did they address that?
- 43:58SPEAKER_01: I mean no, we haven't They haven't mentioned it, so I don't know if we're not supposed to know or if that's like a recent thing or I I don't know.
- 44:10SPEAKER_00: Well, it's like a beard situation, but like they seem like good actors if that's the case.
- 44:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they do.
- 44:20SPEAKER_00: Other other than the fact that they can't act like they have chemistry, sexual chemistry.
- 44:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 44:27SPEAKER_01: I just like I don't know.
- 44:29SPEAKER_01: I feel like it just seems unlikely that she would have gone to the tennis court not knowing that she was supposed to wear white.
- 44:37SPEAKER_00: Why wouldn't he have told her that before they left, you know?
- 44:42SPEAKER_00: Well, if he had told her that, why wouldn't she have done it?
- 44:48SPEAKER_00: I think that's my point.
- 44:50SPEAKER_00: Like they because they're doing it on purpose to like try to get a scene.
- 44:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because she she would have walked out in red and he would have said, No, you need to go.
- 44:59SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 44:59SPEAKER_00: If it's so important to him that he makes a good impression at that place, which apparently it is, even though he screamed at her the whole time, he would have told her that.
- 45:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're right, but unless she just didn't pack anything white.
- 45:15SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 45:15SPEAKER_00: I don't I think having a specifically white tennis outfit, like that's something very specific.
- 45:20SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know why does she have a specifically red tennis outfit?
- 45:24SPEAKER_01: Because she thought it was cute.
- 45:25SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 45:26SPEAKER_01: I don't buy it.
- 45:27SPEAKER_01: I feel like this is fishy.
- 45:29SPEAKER_01: If it's real, he's a major asshole, and there's no reason for her to still be there.
- 45:32SPEAKER_01: I would have just been on the next fight home the next day.
- 45:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 45:36SPEAKER_00: Also, like the fact that he moved and didn't tell her, assuming everything else is real, that's a deal breaker.
- 45:43SPEAKER_00: The house looks nice though.
- 45:45SPEAKER_00: I know it looks amazing, and they got the fresh vegetables.
- 45:47SPEAKER_00: He said he was gonna cook for her.
- 45:49SPEAKER_00: But like, if you want city life, that's very different.
- 45:53SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
- 45:56SPEAKER_00: So last but not least, I cannot stop, I cannot get enough of watching Nigel and Andy Jane.
- 46:03SPEAKER_00: Like, I could watch just a show about them.
- 46:05SPEAKER_00: The more I watch them, the more I'm on his side.
- 46:10SPEAKER_00: What?
- 46:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 46:12SPEAKER_00: So you do believe that he should have been barefoot in that grocery store?
- 46:17SPEAKER_00: That was wild, but allegedly they do that there.
- 46:22SPEAKER_00: Even I don't care.
- 46:24SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
- 46:26unknown: Okay.
- 46:27SPEAKER_00: Um it's but what about the fact that when the producer asked him, like, is there something like if you weren't with Andy Jane, like, would you want to pursue something with Azreel, his friends with benefits?
- 46:38SPEAKER_00: And he was like, ah, fuck off.
- 46:40SPEAKER_00: Like, he couldn't even answer.
- 46:41SPEAKER_00: Like, he obviously is in love with Azreel.
- 46:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
- 46:44SPEAKER_00: But the thing is, he never he's been upfront about what he has wanted this whole time.
- 46:52SPEAKER_00: He's what he's been up front about wanting to have sex with other girls, not like being in love with them.
- 46:59SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 47:01SPEAKER_00: Like clearly, this is something more if he wants to share a tent with her and he wants to go places with her and like she was living there, or or maybe it was a different girl that was living there.
- 47:11SPEAKER_00: The point is, like, he clearly has more feelings for this girl.
- 47:14SPEAKER_00: Like, this was supposed to be the sex thing, it was supposed to be just sex, was it not?
- 47:20SPEAKER_00: Um, yes, that is accurate.
- 47:24SPEAKER_00: But I don't know, they're just very not, it's not comp it's not a it's not a match.
- 47:30SPEAKER_00: Like, if that's the lifestyle he's after, she's clearly uncomfortable with it.
- 47:34SPEAKER_00: I feel like she's trying to be cool with it, even though she isn't.
- 47:38SPEAKER_00: And the way she asks the questions, like, so is uh camping girl gonna be there?
- 47:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah, did you have sex with her?
- 47:46SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like girl, stop.
- 47:49SPEAKER_00: And it seems like this Azreel is more matched for him.
- 47:52SPEAKER_00: Like he wants a festival girl who you know wears crop tops and has long blue hair, not totally not what honky tonk cabaret, no honky tonk cabaret.
- 48:05SPEAKER_00: No, I mean he I think he does love her, but like I don't know, man.
- 48:10SPEAKER_01: Like I said, I just and her rat tail really pisses me off.
- 48:13SPEAKER_01: It's hard for me to be on her side ever when she's got that fucking rat tail.
- 48:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know what she should do is be with Nigel's friend.
- 48:20SPEAKER_00: He doesn't even seem to know that he's in love with her, yeah.
- 48:23SPEAKER_00: He didn't even seem to mind the rat tail.
- 48:25SPEAKER_00: He's never been more in love with anybody in his life.
- 48:28SPEAKER_00: Can't understand why she's with his friend Nigel.
- 48:31SPEAKER_00: I can't either, honestly.
- 48:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we also can't.
- 48:34SPEAKER_00: Nigel is kind of disgusting to me.
- 48:36SPEAKER_00: Like, how does he do all right with the ladies?
- 48:39SPEAKER_02: That I was wondering myself, you know.
- 48:42SPEAKER_00: Kind of like Shay with the lake life.
- 48:44SPEAKER_00: Like, what what spell are these men putting these women under?
- 48:50SPEAKER_01: It's not something that I can answer, unfortunately.
- 48:54SPEAKER_00: Well, one of us could like try to go meet them and see if we could fall under the spell, and then I don't think that's gonna happen.
- 49:01SPEAKER_00: Do you want to take Shay or Nigel?
- 49:03SPEAKER_00: And I'll take the other.
- 49:04SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, they both make me want to vomit.
- 49:06SPEAKER_00: I know! Like I can't even they I think I dude, I don't know.
- 49:12SPEAKER_00: I can't answer that.
- 49:14SPEAKER_00: I guess I would rather I guess I'd rather Nigel, just because he's there's less mass, less crevices that always need to be washed.
- 49:26SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.
- 49:28SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
- 49:29SPEAKER_00: Would you wash his crevices?
- 49:31SPEAKER_00: If he put you under his spell, you definitely would.
- 49:34SPEAKER_01: But I I don't think I would be under the spell, so I wouldn't have to worry about it.
- 49:38SPEAKER_00: Dude, his own daughter is under the spell.
- 49:42SPEAKER_00: Anyway, back to this season.
- 49:46SPEAKER_00: How also how does Nigel how is he like in retirement and having a permanent vacation?
- 49:51SPEAKER_00: What were his good investments and can he teach me?
- 49:53SPEAKER_00: Not that I feel like this man should be giving advice, but like also maybe.
- 49:57SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 49:58SPEAKER_00: I had the same thought.
- 49:59SPEAKER_00: I'd like to go to Nigel's School of Financial uh advice.
- 50:03SPEAKER_00: I'm really enjoying the season.
- 50:04SPEAKER_00: I know toe is my favorite, it's so good, and I haven't caught up at all on Hunt for Love, so you and I both aren't watching it.
- 50:11SPEAKER_00: Wait, I was gonna ask you if you had an update on that, and since you don't, we can just skip it.
- 50:15SPEAKER_00: Beautiful.
- 50:17SPEAKER_00: So the weekend's almost over.
- 50:19SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna do any riding with the rest of your evening?
- 50:22SPEAKER_00: I'd really like to.
- 50:24SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
- 50:26SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
- 50:26SPEAKER_00: We're gonna get Chinese food for dinner.
- 50:29SPEAKER_00: That sounds incredible.
- 50:30SPEAKER_00: I know, doesn't it?
- 50:32SPEAKER_01: Um, I just have the order geared up ready to hit pay on my phone and just have to talk to my husband and make sure he didn't already order it because we don't need you know double the Chinese food.
- 50:42SPEAKER_00: But were you get gearing up your order while we were doing this pod?
- 50:46SPEAKER_00: Just over it.
- 50:48SPEAKER_00: That is so rude.
- 50:49SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
- 50:51SPEAKER_01: You didn't even notice, girl.
- 50:53SPEAKER_01: And I didn't miss a beat.
- 50:55SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that is so rude.
- 50:57SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna do with the rest of your sun dizzle?
- 51:00SPEAKER_00: I have a few errands to run, but then maybe perhaps I'll rot, perhaps I'll watch Love is Blind.
- 51:07SPEAKER_00: You enjoy that.
- 51:09SPEAKER_00: This is the life of a dink.
- 51:12SPEAKER_00: This is the life of beer can.
- 51:14SPEAKER_00: I miss beer can.
- 51:16SPEAKER_00: I know me too.
- 51:17SPEAKER_00: Why couldn't we get them on the C's?
- 51:20SPEAKER_00: Maybe we'll get them on a HEA or something.
- 51:23SPEAKER_00: Oh, they were before the 90 days, they weren't the other way.
- 51:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, maybe we'll get them on the next 90 days.
- 51:30SPEAKER_00: I hope so.
- 51:32SPEAKER_00: Well, we're sorry that we missed two weeks.
- 51:35SPEAKER_00: And we're sorry that well, sorry that she didn't watch the Golden Life because wow, I mean, all I can say is Sonia.
- 51:41SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 51:42SPEAKER_00: I'm excited.
- 51:43SPEAKER_00: I really um I'm ready to get back in with the gals.
- 51:47SPEAKER_00: I don't I'm not saying that it's like really good.
- 51:50SPEAKER_00: Um it's very watchable.
- 51:51SPEAKER_00: We'll talk that's good.
- 51:54SPEAKER_00: I know, but some of it it feels like the whole we'll talk about it later.
- 52:00SPEAKER_00: Okay, but it feels like there's like one dark aspect that the whole show is like hinging on that I just asked.
- 52:07SPEAKER_00: I'm sure you can guess what it is or who it is.
- 52:11SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 52:12SPEAKER_00: Anyway, enough said about that.
- 52:16SPEAKER_01: Well, have a great time with your rotting, and thanks everybody for rotting with us.
- 52:21SPEAKER_01: Woohoo! It's good to be back.