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Is Christine a Hypocrite? Raccoons Sound Off! · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Reality TV Crate, the podcast. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Delia and I'm here with my real tired homegirl and
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  Speaker 1: my daughter-in-law, the stupendous and the stunningly gorgeous Beatrice.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: We are here to take some of your calls about Sisterwise.
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  Speaker 1: Now, without further ado, let's get into our first call.
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  Speaker 1: Who's it from, Beatrice?
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  Speaker 4: First one is from Shell.
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  Speaker 5: Shell, okay. Hey, B & D. This is Shell from
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  Speaker 5: the Australian dumpster fire that it is. I'm trying really
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  Speaker 5: hard to get into this season of Sister Wives because
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  Speaker 5: I want to support these women, but this shit is boring.
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  Speaker 5: I hate it. I want Cody and Robin to come back.
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  Speaker 5: I want to talk trash about how disgusting they are
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  Speaker 5: and comment on his hair and brows and all that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm missing it so much. Anyway, I did come across
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  Speaker 5: a little bit of gossip that I wanted to share
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  Speaker 5: with you guys because I watched the review of the
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  Speaker 5: first episode by NotesToSell444, which is the daughter of the
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  Speaker 5: current AUB prophet.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And in that review, her and her husband, it's within
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  Speaker 5: the first few minutes if you wanted to see it
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  Speaker 5: for yourself, they started discussing what is the hype right now.
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  Speaker 5: So all anybody wants to know is why is Cody
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  Speaker 5: and Robin not on this season? Did they get fired?
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  Speaker 5: Did they ask for an exorbitant amount of money and
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  Speaker 5: get refused? Did they quit? Because who knows.
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  Speaker 2: Why, right?
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, so they said that they couldn't reveal– what they
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  Speaker 5: know because they were given a gentle reminder not to
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  Speaker 5: expose spoilers. So to me that means that we are
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  Speaker 5: going to find out during this season why Cody and
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  Speaker 5: Robin are not recording or not on our screens anymore.
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  Speaker 5: So there may be some tea to come. There may
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  Speaker 5: actually be something exciting to come out of this bullshit
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  Speaker 5: that they're calling season 21.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Shell, I hope you're right.
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  Speaker 1: That would be so amazing.
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  Speaker 4: That would be delicious.
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  Speaker 1: It would give us something to look forward to.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I could totally see that. We've kind of
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  Speaker 4: brushed upon it a little bit, like maybe thinking that
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  Speaker 4: they were under some kind of NDA or something like
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  Speaker 4: that where they couldn't really reveal the real reason why
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  Speaker 4: Cody and Robin were not on the show. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: that would be great if we could get that at
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  Speaker 4: some point in the season, if we could get some tea.
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  Speaker 1: I would live.
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  Speaker 4: I would love.
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  Speaker 1: The reason we wouldn't get it, because it would be
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  Speaker 1: a spoiler, would indicate to me that they're setting something
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  Speaker 1: up then for a reveal to let us know what
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  Speaker 1: actually happened. And I would just, my mind goes to
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  Speaker 1: what's the setup? Is it going to be Sukanya? Is
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  Speaker 1: it going to be the tell-alls? Is it going to
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  Speaker 1: be an appearance from Cody? Is he going to make
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  Speaker 1: a statement or are they going to launch another show
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  Speaker 1: and they're going to announce it at the end of
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  Speaker 1: this season?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that'd be delicious.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of feels like it could happen, right?
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  Speaker 4: I could see that for sure. What do you guys think?
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  Speaker 4: Let us know in the comments below. Do you believe
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  Speaker 4: this rumor? Do you think something else is going on?
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  Speaker 4: Let us know. Also, I think it's so cool that
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  Speaker 4: we have fans in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. And I think she's called before because I've
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  Speaker 1: heard those birds in the background as well. It's so cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like it.
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  Speaker 4: That's so cool. All right, so next one we have
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  Speaker 4: is a two-parter.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: It's from Gilly from Philly.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, hi, this is Gilly from Philly, the opossum that
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  Speaker 6: identifies as a raccoon.
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  Speaker 4: How y'all doing?
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to tell you that Christine Brown Woolley is
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  Speaker 6: a hypocrite. She says one thing and does another. And
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  Speaker 6: if you look through the footage of Sister Wives, you
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  Speaker 6: will see multiple times when she said one thing and
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  Speaker 6: then changed it. Case in point, when- Mary came over
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  Speaker 6: with the pictures in the latest episode. She was like,
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going to be social. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 6: do this. I'm not going to do that. And the
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  Speaker 6: first thing she does, hey, y'all, you want to go
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  Speaker 6: on a trip on a camper?
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  Speaker 1: She's nutty.
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  Speaker 6: Also, when Cody did his apology chore, I remember her
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  Speaker 6: getting ready with David and she said, he better not
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  Speaker 6: bring Robin. Like she was real adamant that she better
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  Speaker 6: not be there. But for some reason in this episode,
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  Speaker 6: when she's talking about that, she was like, I'm surprised
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  Speaker 6: that Cody didn't bring Robin. So I think living with
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  Speaker 6: Christine was difficult because even though she has a real
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  Speaker 6: light and cheery disposition, she She's also a little manipulative, hypocritical,
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  Speaker 6: and backstabbing. And I can't stand people like that. So
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  Speaker 6: what do you think about that?
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, hot take.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but I think it's absolutely accurate. And I
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  Speaker 1: was just talking last week about how I personally sense
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  Speaker 1: this undercurrent of darkness sometimes from Christine. Not like a
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  Speaker 1: malicious sort of energy, but just a darkness. And I've
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  Speaker 1: always felt like she was a bit of a hypocrite
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  Speaker 1: and The parentification that would go on with her kids,
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  Speaker 1: especially Aspen, and then trying to hold herself out as
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  Speaker 1: the person who took care of everything. Like there's just
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  Speaker 1: a lot about Christine I cannot stand. But one thing
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  Speaker 1: I will say is that I also think she has
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  Speaker 1: a personality tick. Like she can't be in a room
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  Speaker 1: and just be quiet. She has to fill the space
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  Speaker 1: with words because I don't think she's comfortable in the
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  Speaker 1: quiet space. And that would beg the question as to why.
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  Speaker 1: And we could talk about that. But I just feel
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  Speaker 1: like she fills the scene with Mary and Janelle with
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  Speaker 1: all of these words, these stupid things that she's talking about,
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  Speaker 1: the RV, the recipes, and then it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: the melting down of the ring. I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: if she wants to do any of that. She just
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know how to shut up. That's how I feel
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  Speaker 1: about her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think one thing that all of these women have
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  Speaker 4: in common and maybe it goes to their religious indoctrination
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  Speaker 4: is that they don't really know how to just be themselves.
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  Speaker 4: I think when you talk about Christine always needing to
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  Speaker 4: fill the room with noise, it's like an act of performing.
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  Speaker 4: Like she always has to be like this, you know,
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  Speaker 4: loud and boisterous and like fun, warm kind of person.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, hello, Aries, you know, she's got to be
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  Speaker 4: like the fire in the room, but, you don't have
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  Speaker 4: to be like, that's not your responsibility. Like you can
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  Speaker 4: just be Christine Brown Wooley and you can just be
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  Speaker 4: in the background. Like it's fine. And maybe she does
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  Speaker 4: want to be the center of attention too. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I do agree that Christine's a bit hypocritical, but I
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  Speaker 4: think a lot of these women are, I think Mary's hypocritical.
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  Speaker 4: I think even Janelle is a little hypocritical, but I
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  Speaker 4: think Christine definitely has a habit of kind of talking
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  Speaker 4: out of two sides of her mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: So next one again, from Gilly from Philly.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, it's Gilly from Philly Part 2, the opossum that
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  Speaker 6: identifies as a raccoon. I have another take on Christine.
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  Speaker 6: The reason why she may seem so hypocritical, besides being hypocritical,
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  Speaker 6: is also that she's trying to keep the money flowing.
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  Speaker 6: In order for them to have a spicy season and
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  Speaker 6: continue to get paid, they need to have activities. And
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  Speaker 6: the viewership goes up when they're together. So perhaps her
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  Speaker 6: suggesting them going on a camping trip wasn't because she's
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  Speaker 6: completely nutty and says one thing and does the other,
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  Speaker 6: but because she's thinking about the long-term benefits of having
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  Speaker 6: the show be sustainable without Robin and Cody as the
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  Speaker 6: villain and villainess and generating plots and storylines and opportunities
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  Speaker 6: for them to get together. I still think that Christine
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  Speaker 6: has contradicted herself, but that's another take on it because
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  Speaker 6: she want the money. All right. So tell me what
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  Speaker 6: you think on that, too.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: 100% agree. I think she is absolutely self-producing.
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  Speaker 5: Totally.
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  Speaker 1: There's almost kind of this vibration of desperation, like she
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  Speaker 1: really needs for this to work. And we were talking
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  Speaker 1: the last time we did a recap about like which
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  Speaker 1: woman needs it the most. And we thought Christine was
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  Speaker 1: the one who probably needed it the least because she
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  Speaker 1: has a husband, she's got Airbnbs, but like that all
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  Speaker 1: takes money to sustain as well. And so I think
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  Speaker 1: that she really is invested on sister wives continuing and
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  Speaker 1: being sustained. And so she's trying to think up these
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  Speaker 1: various scenes or events that she could participate in with
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  Speaker 1: these other women, but I don't think she wants to
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  Speaker 1: do it at all. And that, speaks to this inauthenticity
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  Speaker 1: that we're already seeing even just two or three episodes
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  Speaker 1: in of Sister Wives. It's like, this isn't real. You
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  Speaker 1: don't really want to go on an RV trip with
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  Speaker 1: Mary and Janelle. You don't really want to do any
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  Speaker 1: of this stuff. So why are you saying that?
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  Speaker 4: And it's like, even when they were doing the photo thing, like,
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  Speaker 4: and she's like bringing up all of these quote unquote
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  Speaker 4: juicy bits, like she's not doing so in a way
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  Speaker 4: to like actually spill some tea or actually be the
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  Speaker 4: fiery Aries that she could be and like talk some shit.
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  Speaker 4: She's just doing it to, to masquerade like, Oh, we've
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  Speaker 4: got some tea. Like we'll say some things and then
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  Speaker 4: we're not saying anything at all. We're actually caping for
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  Speaker 4: Cody and Robin and saying, they're just moving on from
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  Speaker 4: the show. Like, oh, they're just doing their own thing. Like, no,
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  Speaker 4: that's not what we want to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right.
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  Speaker 4: It totally, I do think she wants the money and
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  Speaker 4: I do think she's trying to produce, again, speaking to
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  Speaker 4: the whole like needing to perform thing.
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  Speaker 1: Right, but she's so dumb about it. these aren't these
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  Speaker 1: aren't scenes or events that anybody wants to participate in
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  Speaker 1: much less view as a raccoon like i don't care
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  Speaker 1: about you guys meeting on zoom to cook and to
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  Speaker 1: share recipes or to sit down and look at photographs
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  Speaker 1: like that is boring af think of something better.
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  Speaker 4: What do you guys think let us know are we
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  Speaker 4: being too harsh on Christine. Do you guys like her
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  Speaker 4: or do you agree with Gilly from Philly and us?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and us. We're co-signing that for sure.
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  Speaker 3: We are.
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  Speaker 4: Alright, next one we have is from Angel. Hello, Angel.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, ladies. This is Angel, the raccoon from Las Vegas dumpster.
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  Speaker 3: So I watched the first two episodes. I agree with
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  Speaker 3: you guys. I think it's boring. I think this is
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  Speaker 3: going nowhere. Mary just seems weird in these. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what it is, but And she keeps like acting
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  Speaker 3: like she's so tough or, you know, against Cody and Robin.
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  Speaker 3: But then she's like, well, I don't know. They just
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  Speaker 3: don't want to talk to me. Maybe that's just, you know,
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  Speaker 3: they want to move on. Whatever she was saying.
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  Speaker 5: So stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully it gets better. I don't know. I don't see
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  Speaker 3: it going that way. And her awkward date, if that's
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  Speaker 3: what you want to call it. I don't know. Mary
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  Speaker 3: just seems weird this time. I don't know what it is,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm not enjoying it. I'm not saying that I
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  Speaker 3: want Cody and Robin back either, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where this is going to go, but
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you guys over it.
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  Speaker 1: She is kind of weird. It's like she's forced. She's
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  Speaker 1: forcing this personality. She's forcing her healing journey on us.
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  Speaker 1: She's forcing... these interactions with Ron where she's this happy,
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  Speaker 1: funny person. She's constantly having to remind us that she's
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  Speaker 1: a funny person.
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  Speaker 4: And she's easygoing.
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  Speaker 1: And she's easygoing. It's like, why are you trying so hard? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Real people who are easygoing don't have to try hard
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  Speaker 4: at all.
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  Speaker 1: No, they just exist. They're having a good time.
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  Speaker 4: They just go with the flow.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have to point out that they're funny.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of wonder if Mary's trying to rehab her
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  Speaker 4: image just a little bit because she has been called
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  Speaker 4: abusive and mean for many years on the show and
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  Speaker 4: off the show on Twitter and stuff. And by us,
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  Speaker 4: by a lot of other people. And so I kind
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  Speaker 4: of wonder if she's trying to portray herself as somebody
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  Speaker 4: who's healed, who is happy and positive and stuff. But
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  Speaker 4: it's like, girl, we know who you really are.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen you. We've been watching for 21 seasons.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Like just own it. If you're, if you're going
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  Speaker 4: to be a bitch, at least own it.
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  Speaker 1: That would be much more interesting if you just owned it.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. But instead we're going to laugh really loud. and
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  Speaker 4: make really cringy sexual innuendos with a guy who has
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  Speaker 4: absolutely no interest in you whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: Or women.
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  Speaker 2: Or women, probably.
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  Speaker 4: And it's just awkward, man. So I agree. Mary is
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  Speaker 4: really weird this season. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 4: The laughing is too much. The worthy up stuff is
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  Speaker 4: too much. Her smile is too much.
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  Speaker 1: Her Instagram is too much.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, too much.
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  Speaker 1: She's got so many reels of her, like, sitting... On
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  Speaker 1: the porch of her haunted B & B talking about
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  Speaker 1: how it was unfortunate that we met her when she
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  Speaker 1: wasn't held. But now she's on a Helen journey. And
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  Speaker 1: then there was another reel where she was like smiling
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  Speaker 1: to herself and typing and mentioning writing a book.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that one too?
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  Speaker 4: I did see that one.
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  Speaker 1: She looked crazy. She looks like a crazy person off
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  Speaker 1: in a nook smiling to herself typing on her keyboard.
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  Speaker 4: We probably need to go through her Instagram again and
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  Speaker 4: watch some of these and react. We did that, by
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  Speaker 4: the way, on Patreon. If you guys want to go
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  Speaker 4: see it, we roasted Mary Brown a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: Cringe.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's so cringe. And it's just like, just stop.
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  Speaker 1: Just stop.
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  Speaker 4: Please. All right. Last one we have is from Ainsley.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, B. Hello, D. This is Ainsley, a fat raccoon
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  Speaker 2: from Salem, Oregon, calling for an opinion on the newest
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  Speaker 2: season of Sister Wives so far and the segments with
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  Speaker 2: Christine and David, namely David. I am so enraged whenever
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  Speaker 2: he mentions how sick he is of talking about Cody Brown,
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  Speaker 2: talking about Coyote Pass. Yet every Instagram post, almost, is
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  Speaker 2: of him and Christine with nothing but Sister Wives merch on.
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  Speaker 2: And wasn't there... Airbnb a sister wives theme? I don't
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  Speaker 2: get it. Anyway, I love the podcast. Thank you so
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  Speaker 2: much for bringing a shit ton of laughter and giggles
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  Speaker 2: to my week. Anyway, thank you so much. Love you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Is their Airbnb a Sister Wives theme? I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was like a nautical theme or like animals or something.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they have a couple different Airbnbs. I do think
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  Speaker 4: they have one. I don't know if it's like fully
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  Speaker 4: Sister Wives theme, but I do think they have one
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  Speaker 4: where they have like Sister Wives photos and stuff like.
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  Speaker 1: That hung up. I did not know that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So they're totally capitalizing off of the show. Which
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  Speaker 4: I mean, makes sense or whatever, but I agree. Like
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  Speaker 4: anytime David says he's sick of hearing about Christine's past,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, shut the fuck up. You've been here for
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  Speaker 4: like a year.
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  Speaker 1: And you're in all of her instagram reels you're in
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  Speaker 1: all of her public facing posts you're constantly inserting yourself
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  Speaker 1: in the talking heads you're giving your opinion on absolutely
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  Speaker 1: everything you've been in this situation for three or four
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  Speaker 1: years how about just step aside and let the grown-ups
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  Speaker 1: take care of the sister wives topics for real he's
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  Speaker 1: so annoying and he's so dumb too Anytime he's trying
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  Speaker 1: to get out of thought, he's just stumbling and bumbling
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  Speaker 1: and he never completes the thought. I thought I was bad, honey.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting older too, but like, shut up, David.
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  Speaker 4: He also just pisses me off too because I feel
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  Speaker 4: like he doesn't really want christine to be around like
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  Speaker 4: the rest of the family like he's always like very
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  Speaker 4: quick to say we're never moving to north carolina even
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  Speaker 4: though a lot of the family is moving out there
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  Speaker 4: and relocating he doesn't really want to hang out with
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  Speaker 4: any of them and he doesn't want to hang out
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: with the og3 wives you know there's too many women
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: to be around and it's like dude you married christine
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: brown you i mean you kind of joined into this
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: big old polygamous family it's not all about you like
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: you're on the show and and you want to make
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: money off of the show, you're making merch from shit
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: on the show.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: So you're going to have to talk about shit from
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: the show.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Furthermore, do we all remember when his daughter during the
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: wedding special talked about how she saw Christine's dating profile
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: and showed it to her father, David, and encouraged David
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: to match with Christine because she knew who Christine was.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: So from the very beginning, David knew about Christine and
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: david knew about her lifestyle and he chose to insert
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: himself into it and now he wants to performatively complain
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: about it while at the same time collecting all of
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: the paychecks i see right through him he's dumb he's
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: boring with his pb and j burritos and i'm.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Sick of that me too.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: And i just really hope that if we see you
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: know mary's potential new man in the future or janelle's
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: new man pete like i just hope that they're better
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: please because david really is so annoying and he has
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: been kind of in the limelight for a bit like
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: you guys had a whole ass wedding special I mean,
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: the whole last half of last season was you guys
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: preparing for your fucking wedding.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: God, I'm so sick of it.
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Like you guys are totally inserting yourself into the bulk
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: of this show. And honestly, I don't care enough.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: And I don't think anybody does. I don't think this
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: is going to be the thing that's going to keep
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: people watching.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: That's for sure.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: You're going to have to bring more than this and
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: your stupid Zooms and your picture books.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: I'd rather watch Janelle pull weeds at Toyota Farms.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: 100% than hear David talk. I would rather hear from
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Maddie and McKelty and Aspen and Isabel and Logan. I
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: would rather hear from the kids. They are infinitely more
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: interesting than any of these adults. And also they're infinitely
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: more honest.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: And some of them seem ready to talk about things
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm ready to listen. I don't want to listen
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: to this though.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: No way.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Certainly not David, but also the OG3. If you're not
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: going to be honest, if you're going to continue to
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: have secrets from your audience that already knows the truth.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Then get off my television.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Get off my television.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Like when I saw that reel of Mary making, like
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: talking about writing a book, I'm like, are you going
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: to say anything in your book?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Probably not. Just like Christine hardly said anything. Like hardly.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, at least we got a couple stories from
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Christine about their sex life and stuff and the Mormon underwear.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Like that was interesting.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: That was a bit juicy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: So like we got some new like little nuggets, but
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I guarantee you Mary Brown's book is going to be
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: so fucking boring. We're going to read it though.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Of course, we're going to have to read it. But
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: what if it wasn't? What if she was listening to
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: all of the feedback? What if she is watching what's
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: happening with Colin Gosselin? He has sold so many books
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: and all media outlets want to interview him. I mean,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the energy around his book is huge. Now, if Mary
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: positioned herself to write a book and actually give details
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: and tell us things we don't already know, like I don't,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: don't write a book. And tell us things we already
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: know from your perspective.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I don't care.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: We don't care about that. Give us something new. If
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: she did that, she could be very, very successful.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: But will she? Probably not.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Probably not.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: And it's probably going to be injected with all of
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: her worthy up, healing journey, motivational MLM speaker bullshit.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: And this is why people think this season is already
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: boring because we have that for Mary. We have Christine
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: and David making PB & J fucking burritos. And Janelle
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: pretending like she's enjoying going to a matchmaker, which she
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: doesn't want to do. It's like, it's so boring.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Well, but maybe if they're setting up a big reveal
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: around Cody and Robin, maybe if something is coming waiting
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: in the wings, maybe it'll get better.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I hope so.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I am holding out hope for that.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Me too. And I think it was. ashley earlier this
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: week or last week who had said she's really hopeful
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: for this season you know what i really hope.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: She's right my sweet summer child ashley Well, is there
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: anything else that we want to say to these beautiful
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: raccoons before we get up on out of here? Beatrice.
• 20:05
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• 20:08
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• 20:09
  Speaker 4: glowing five star review. Really helps us grow the pod
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: and we really appreciate it. So thank you very much.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: We will be back next week to talk sister wives
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: with you. Until then, please do not forget that we
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: have nothing but love for you and peace out.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Bye. Bye guys.