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#693 Demi York · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: I already said that. Yeah, like, you gave me the box.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on, Eddie?
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  Speaker 3: What? I mean, what's going on, XG? What's up, dog?
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  Speaker 3: Feeling good, dog? Over this fucking heat wave.
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  Speaker 4: Man, are you.
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  Speaker 2: That shit doesn't affect people your size. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's still hot, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean it's not hot. It's
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  Speaker 3: hotter for you, fat fucks, but it doesn't mean it's
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  Speaker 3: not hot for me. Yeah, but... I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you shouldn't have the right to complain.
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  Speaker 3: Skinny people feel heat, too. Yeah, thank you, Nitty. Like,
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  Speaker 3: remember when you were fatter?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to hate it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you hot right now?
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  Speaker 1: Not as much.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, touche.
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  Speaker 4: Touche.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you that.
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  Speaker 3: You knew where I was going with.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking sweating like how I used to because before,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be like, damn, fool.
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  Speaker 2: You had that towel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember when I used to have a fucking towel?
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  Speaker 1: That's a different level of fat, dog. When you have
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  Speaker 1: a fat guy towel, it's not because he plays sports.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Nitty, you've been on both sides of the fence. Which
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  Speaker 5: way feels better?
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  Speaker 3: I feel better now.
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  Speaker 6: I used to get really... Sweaty too, just by being alive.
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  Speaker 6: Like everything, just being alive.
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  Speaker 4: You're just like, it's just too much.
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  Speaker 2: Would you bone?
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  Speaker 3: Would you bone on a hot day when you were fat?
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  Speaker 3: You're horny, you're horny, you're fat. What are you going
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  Speaker 3: to say now?
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  Speaker 1: It's fucked up for that female.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucked up for that female. I feel so self-conscious.
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  Speaker 2: Like I've been sweating all day, babe. Like I need
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  Speaker 2: to like. You just got to shower afterwards.
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  Speaker 3: Before.
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  Speaker 7: Both.
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  Speaker 3: Both. Yeah, you're a fat fuck. You got to do both.
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  Speaker 4: You'll be walking. You find a fresh tea. You go
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  Speaker 4: outside and instantly it's ruined.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we like fat.
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  Speaker 1: Like, fat people gotta like fat like really fat people
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  Speaker 1: gotta have like invest in a good AC like straight
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  Speaker 1: up like to really not to not smell yeah yeah
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  Speaker 1: straight up thank.
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  Speaker 6: You shout out to our tortas and tortos.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Nitty for joining us as well also thank
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  Speaker 1: you Ray for running the boards morning shop films and
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  Speaker 1: let's give it up for returning guest the one and
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  Speaker 1: only funny Demi York.
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  Speaker 2: Hello how have you been.
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  Speaker 5: I'm good it's.
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  Speaker 1: Been a long time since you came in here chilled
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  Speaker 1: with us I.
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  Speaker 7: Know it's like you guys I mean, you want to
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  Speaker 7: hang out with me?
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  Speaker 2: Rock Samson was talking shit, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, that sounds like Rock.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like Rock.
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  Speaker 7: He's like, she never wants to hang out with me
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  Speaker 7: and my cat.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know if you heard about Demi,
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  Speaker 1: but next time you might want to consider this. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: but Rock. Shout out to Rock, though. And congrats on
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  Speaker 1: him fucking getting signed and doing all, like, going after.
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  Speaker 3: His music shit.
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  Speaker 1: Those buttons, fucking got him somewhere, dog.
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  Speaker 5: Best in the business.
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  Speaker 3: I love Rock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What about you? Have you been in the stage?
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  Speaker 5: Yep, yep, still doing stand-up. Working on a book right
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  Speaker 5: now for television. Yeah, you know me. Working my ass off.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: It sucks being poor, huh? Dude, it's terrible. Nobody wants to.
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  Speaker 3: More money, more problems.
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  Speaker 2: That's for real, though.
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  Speaker 5: Not really.
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  Speaker 3: Different problems.
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  Speaker 2: It's more problems, though. That sentence is unfinished. It's more money,
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  Speaker 2: more problems to handle.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? That's what it is, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Having money isn't everything, but not having it is. Kanye
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  Speaker 3: said it.
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  Speaker 5: It's a lot easier to have money than.
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  Speaker 6: Have a problem. Most problems can be.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the problems, you can't throw money at it
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  Speaker 1: unless you're dying. Even then, maybe you can buy a
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  Speaker 1: heart or something.
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  Speaker 4: Or if your girl cheated on you, you can't throw
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  Speaker 4: money at her.
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  Speaker 1: You can throw money at somebody to make her jealous.
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  Speaker 2: But you can throw money at a new chick if
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  Speaker 2: you got money.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you buy a band-aid every week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: But if you didn't have money, you have to just
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  Speaker 1: fucking become a man. You just got to be like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: this shit made me harder. But see, money, dude, that's
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  Speaker 1: why fucking like.
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  Speaker 4: There's some stuff you can't throw money at.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, name it.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody dies.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, that's one thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can. Throw them a great fucking party.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then they're still dead. That's true.
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  Speaker 5: People die.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: And not to be cold.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm just saying money can't fix that issue.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: No? Money... And money can't fix shit people.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe we're going to get to the point where you
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  Speaker 7: just upload someone's consciousness to a fucking robot.
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  Speaker 3: You know what else you can't... Money can't fix either?
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  Speaker 3: Your kid being gay.
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  Speaker 2: Your kid being gay. You can't fix that.
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  Speaker 3: And I know there's a bunch of rich people. There's
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of rich people. There's a bunch of rich people.
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  Speaker 3: I'm rich. Indiana.
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  Speaker 5: All of Indiana is conversing.
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  Speaker 3: How many bitches do I need to buy you for
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  Speaker 3: you to stop being gay? Imagine Johnson has been trying, dog.
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  Speaker 1: They're saying it to doctors. Yo, dog, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 3: They're getting a lobotomy.
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  Speaker 1: Dog, you don't think Michael, what is it? Magic Johnson
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  Speaker 1: fucking tried? Bro, have you seen his son? Put up
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  Speaker 1: a picture of his son, Ray.
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  Speaker 3: Every time we bring it up, he's going to bring
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  Speaker 3: up a picture of his son.
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  Speaker 1: Dog, when your dad was known for, like, your dad
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  Speaker 1: was fucking so many bitches.
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  Speaker 3: That he got AIDS. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 6: You don't get AIDS from fucking bitches. So maybe the
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  Speaker 6: son is just like his dad, if you know what
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Dog, have you seen pictures and videos of Magic back
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  Speaker 1: in the day? All those bitches said they wanted to
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  Speaker 1: suck his dick, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Saying you would have fucked him, man.
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  Speaker 3: I know, dog.
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  Speaker 1: If I was a woman, probably, dog. Like, the way
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  Speaker 1: he was the man at that time, the way other
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  Speaker 1: players described this dude, it was like insane, dog.
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  Speaker 3: This is his son. I don't even think he has it.
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  Speaker 3: He never did.
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  Speaker 1: That's your son, bro. That's your son, bro. And you're
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  Speaker 1: fucking peak testosterone, whatever men consider in basketball. Like, you're
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  Speaker 1: like peak fucking basketball. You're like, you're that guy.
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  Speaker 5: That's the first time I've ever seen his son.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever been like, I wonder what
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  Speaker 5: that man's.
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  Speaker 3: Kid looks like.
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  Speaker 4: His is, um, call him, all a flamer.
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  Speaker 3: A fruta.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: Fresca.
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  Speaker 4: Fresca.
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  Speaker 3: But the reason I think that is because you know
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  Speaker 3: how he came out and told everybody he had AIDS? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And his wife stayed with him.
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  Speaker 5: You already have it.
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 5: Why would you leave? You can't find anybody else.
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  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: Huh?
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  Speaker 4: Did she get it?
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  Speaker 3: We never know.
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  Speaker 6: She said my business.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm keeping it to myself.
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  Speaker 3: What I think the government, I think the government went
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  Speaker 3: out to them and we're like, look, tell everybody you
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  Speaker 3: have AIDS. We'll give you a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: We'll make you like top notch. Magic Johnson. You'll never,
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  Speaker 2: you'll always be forever known because of that.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife, Your wife will love it because that means
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  Speaker 3: you'll stop cheating because everyone thinks you have AIDS. She
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  Speaker 3: knows you really don't have it so you guys can
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  Speaker 3: stay together. Bitches were still fucking him despite the AIDS.
• 8:43
  Speaker 7: Bitches were still fucking him despite the AIDS.
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  Speaker 5: People still fuck.
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  Speaker 7: Wasn't it Usher that had herpes?
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  Speaker 5: That people kept fucking? Reggie Watson. That's fucked up. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 4: Just wrap it up.
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  Speaker 7: The Reagans wouldn't pay anybody to endorse AIDS.
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  Speaker 2: That's my theory. It'll never happen.
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  Speaker 3: And they told my daughter, Magic Johnson, to tell people
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  Speaker 3: he had it because it makes it normal. Or he
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  Speaker 3: has AIDS. It's like when Tom Cruise and them said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I have COVID. They're just trying to make it normal. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: if he has it, it's okay to have it. They're
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  Speaker 3: normalizing this shit, dog.
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  Speaker 1: The way you're saying it is like, fool, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: your lady's over here. This fool will leave me if
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  Speaker 1: I get a cold. I don't want to get sick.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck, he was old.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my God, you have streps?
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  Speaker 5: See you in a couple weeks, baby.
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  Speaker 3: We're broken up for two weeks. He had AIDS and
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  Speaker 3: he threw money at it. That's what happened.
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  Speaker 5: That's how he didn't die, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: He got the best doctors. He paid his wife to relax.
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  Speaker 3: But why would he tell everybody? My thing is, dude,
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  Speaker 3: even if I had it, why do you have to
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  Speaker 3: announce it? They gave him something for him to be like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what? I'm going to be the first black
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  Speaker 3: guy to... Dog, Israel, dog. That's what I'm saying, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Why was he so cool to be like, yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 3: be the first guy to be the... I'm the AIDS guy.
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  Speaker 3: Someone gives you something to be the AIDS guy. You're
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  Speaker 3: like the dope guy from The Simpsons. This is the era, though.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about the era where the government was using
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  Speaker 1: black people to fucking break down their whole barrier. So
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: this is very close to the crack era. You don't
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  Speaker 1: think that CIA agents were like, look, bro, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to let you keep balling, and we're going to give
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  Speaker 1: you X amount of money.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: What do you think if the government just told his
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  Speaker 6: doctors to tell him he has AIDS? and make him
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  Speaker 6: feel like he has AIDS. I'd still go tell the world.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, well, I guess.
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  Speaker 7: Or maybe he got a private locker room because nobody
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  Speaker 7: wanted to share one with him.
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  Speaker 3: Dr. Israel told him.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: It was scary.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: How small was that? In the beginning, nobody wanted to
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  Speaker 3: play with him. Nobody wanted to play with him.
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  Speaker 7: You couldn't even be in the same area as someone
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  Speaker 7: with AIDS.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody wanted to play with him.
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  Speaker 5: People didn't want to be in your hospital room.
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  Speaker 2: When he first came out, nobody wanted to play with him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, think about it. How many gay NBA players are
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  Speaker 3: there now?
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  Speaker 5: Because we didn't really understand how it was transmitted yet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so people were scared. So that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: What made him be like, fuck it, I'll say I
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  Speaker 3: have it? Just why would you not... A paycheck because
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: money solved that issue. That's what I'm saying. Money, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It's some money shit. It wasn't
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  Speaker 3: just like, oh, you know what? I want to do
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  Speaker 3: a public service announcement because AIDS is horrible. No, that's
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  Speaker 3: not what he did. If someone gave him money, he's like,
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  Speaker 3: go tell everybody you have AIDS. That way everyone starts
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: to chill out about it.
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  Speaker 5: You know, cash rolls everything around me.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Cream. Perfect. Cream.
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  Speaker 2: And guess who was behind that too?
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  Speaker 3: Dr. Fauci. Everything's a whole circle.
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  Speaker 5: And welcome back to tinfoil hat, everybody.
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  Speaker 4: It does come full circle.
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  Speaker 2: It always comes full circle, dude.
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  Speaker 7: No, did you guys ever watch that show that HBO
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  Speaker 7: did about Magic Johnson?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: It's Winning Time on HBO.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did they talk about his AIDS at all?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently. I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I know a couple people in it, so I stopped
• 11:42
  Speaker 7: watching it after a certain point because you can't sleep
• 11:44
  Speaker 7: with somebody on a show and then watching that show.
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  Speaker 5: It feels really uncomfortable. I've seen the faces.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, who did?
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  Speaker 5: Smash Magic Johnson?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody on the show. She doesn't have AIDS, bro. She
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  Speaker 3: don't have AIDS.
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  Speaker 6: This is me coming out.
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  Speaker 7: Israel paid me as well.
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  Speaker 5: Just so you know.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody goes to Dr.
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  Speaker 3: Israel. I've never hooked up with anybody that I can
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  Speaker 3: watch on TV. Yeah, it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: Or on a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be weird.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: I'd be weird to kind of weird.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no one has smashes on TV. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if I've smashed chicks. Work harder. I wonder
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: if I've smashed chicks and they're like, let me go
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  Speaker 3: watch this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Like the next day.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: I miss him.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: I want to go see him again.
• 12:24
  Speaker 6: There's probably girls that you tried to smash that watched
• 12:25
  Speaker 6: the podcast first to decide.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: If they want to smash you.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Dude, there was this one chick.
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: That definitely happens.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sure. There was this one chick that I was,
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: I was talking to her during COVID and shit.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: And obviously she didn't know how. who I was it
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: was just like hi.
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: Rachel another banana.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: She didn't know who I was and at one point
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: I tried to fuck with her right when she booked
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: the flight to come here I tried to fuck with
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: her I was like just so you know I'm 5'2
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: and I was trying to fuck with her and then
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: she was like you like race ice huh yeah yeah
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: yeah cause I tried to be like I just tried
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: to fuck with her she had already booked the fucking
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: flight I'm like I'm gonna fuck with her and be
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: like I'm a short king like you already booked the
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: flight I wanted to see how much she liked me
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: I wanted to see if she was still willing to
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: come And then she ends up saying, like, no, you're not.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm 5'2.
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: I swear.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Like, I just didn't want to tell you. But, like,
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: fuck it.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: Like, you already booked the flight type of thing. And
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: she's like, no, you're not. I was like, how do
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: you know I'm not 5'2? She's like, I already did
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: my homework. And I was like, what do you mean?
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: I was like, I saw you standing next to Sam.
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: And then Sam's standing next to an athlete. So then
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: I went to go do the math. So I know
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: you're at least 5'6.
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, Sherlock Holmes up in this bitch, bro.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: She knew her math.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: She didn't know my height, but she's like, I know
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: you're taller than me. You have to 5'6.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she did the math.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Next to Sam and then Sam next to an athlete.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: How tall was she? She found out the athlete's fucking
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: height and then she just did the math. She was 5'2,
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: so I wanted to say I was her height. And
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: then she's like, uh-uh.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not that stupid.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not booking flights without knowing how tall a boy is.
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: He said, I don't need a short king like that.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was impressed by this. I was like, what
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: else do you know? What's my social? Oh, my God,
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: she can do math. How much money do I have
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: in the bank? What do you know, bitch?
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: I do want to give a big shout-out to the
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: homie Moses, a.k.a.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Red Eyes.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: He's starting his coffee business. He's over here catering coffee
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: for us. He actually has a menu.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Here, text him what you want.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: I got a Tres Leches Espresso Latte.
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: That was good as fuck.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Banana with that cold throne.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: I can barely read, dog. I can barely read. He
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: finally admits it. Thank you. I'm illiterate.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: If we did popcorn reading here, Xavier would not show up.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: If we had a popcorn reading stream, Xavier would find
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: every excuse in the book to fucking just.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: No, you want to know why popcorn reading sucks? Because
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: I used to know... No, no, not popcorn reading. When
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: you read like.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: Do you know the different types of reading?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. You know how when you're in high
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: school and you just read, like, he goes and then
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: you go and then everybody reads a page?
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: Would you read ahead so you knew what you were reading?
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, I wasn't even paying attention to the fucking story
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: because I wanted not to fuck up my reading.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: And this is why I failed school.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: The problem is he can't count either, so he read
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: the wrong page.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: So.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: I can tell, fucker.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: All I did was sit there and fucking read my fucking...
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I could take a test on that page.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I just took this first sip of this coffee.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: This is probably one of the strongest coffees I've ever had.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: He made me a fucking espresso, dog, but this shit.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: This is the shit they gave Fidel Castro.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: This is like the shit they gave Fidel Castro.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: For sure, dog.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: This is the shit you do before you have a coupe.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Thanks, baby.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: It's legit, bro. We're over here fucking... This is a
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: legit wake and bake. Is he doing these on the
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: weekends type of thing? I mean, I don't know what.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: He's going to be posting up in Korea soon.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: They got this oyster bar? Or these oyster.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Oyster Days, I don't know what day they're doing it,
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: but it's popping over there at Coreos.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: You know what else is popping? Get your Super Chats
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: in because we got three giveaways. Trust me, they are pinned,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: and don't sleep on those. We got three giveaways going
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: down today, and it's going to be a good time
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: for somebody who, for all three people that win.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Eddie, how's my table at the Comedy Store?
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. It's there, though. So somebody took it?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: It's waiting for you.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: You know if it's not there, he's going to make
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: you buy him one.
• 16:26
  Speaker 8: Tom Segura took it.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: He asked me to take it, but that means I
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: have to wait until the end of the show.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: We did a show at the main room.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: So it's like for me to take it, I just
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: got to go.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: To the middle of a show.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: And it's like, look, Nitty, for the amount of times
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: you go there, if you're not going to bring it,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: have everybody who walks by there sign.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: It for me then. Nitty, let's go with you.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: I'm so amazed we haven't met then.
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: Nitty, I'll go with you and take it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: I go up there every once in a while, yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Are you a comedian as well?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: What were you saying, Ray?
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: I did the sillies.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, fuck yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: I'm saying that I'm willing to go with Nitty and
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: get the fucking table back.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: There you go, dog.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: We'll do it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't it be really funny if I just took it?
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: I just tell Merv, it's actually mine.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: It says we don't smoke the same on this shit? Hey,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: but if that happens- The sound guys know that it's there.
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: If that happens, Eason doesn't have to do the freestyle
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: no more.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: So should I really get the table?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: The freestyle's coming.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to stop booking rappers, fucking, because you
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: guys just keep bringing it up.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Fuck you guys, bro. You guys are over here ruined.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: She started giving him tips.
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: Here's a tip for big nips.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Would you rather go up on stage or do the freestyle?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I'd rather do comedy.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I know, yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: He'd rather do comedy than just easily throw down a burger.
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: You gave him a fucking softball last time.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Just one singular joke. I wouldn't care if it was
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: a dad joke, just a joke.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Is it because it's going to be recorded or like,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: why is it like, just fuck it, dude.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You've done it before. Because it's just like, to write
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: some shit that just rhymes and not have your heart
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: in it, sounds like, I'm just, it's.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Going to sound like you read the Fusmenu right now.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You were just like, it fucking says coffee. Dude.
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: Coffee.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Like, you know what I mean?
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: Like, what the fuck? Have you seen Riff Raff freestyle
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: on Shape for Fun?
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Riff.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I've seen the man do a line and fucking do
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: a freestyle, dog. That man is a different animal, dog.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: He says some dumbass shit, but hey, you can say
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: dumbass shit too.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like he's going to say some racist shit
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: on a real freestyle.
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he'd be like, I don't wear a cap because.
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: Stop talking about yourself and putting it on Ezo.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: You know he wouldn't. In the chat room, everyone knows
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I'm being serious.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You guys just can't keep calling me a racist, bro.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not burning nobody. You don't cross this on somebody's house.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking out here saying the N-word.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: We all know that you don't have to do those
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: things to be a racist person.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Big Nips got attacked.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: First person he accused was a black. Making rash.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: There's that whole argument recently.
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: Clip that.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Has anybody... Did you hear.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: About that shit?
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: That runner's club?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: You know, that's by my house. That whole Leimert Park.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: That Leimert Park bullshit.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: God, runner's clubs are so fucking gay.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: You know, it's... I hate them so much. Yeah, for real, dude.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Just get out of fucking.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Treadmill, bro.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Why are you paying money to go run with people?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I think about marathon.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: They pay money?
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: They pay membership fees.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Bro, just go to the gym.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Bitch, put on some sneakers. Take your fat ass outside
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: and go running.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck do you need 10 people plus to
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: go lose some weight?
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: Low key.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Some people need help.
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: The teamwork encourages you to keep going on.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Nah, bro, but you pay for it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: People use it to fuck.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: In New York, it's a big thing right now.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Running clubs are how you.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Meet bitches there. Who's running, dog?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Females.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: If you run, you want to meet a runner, right?
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess. You both want to have to replace
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: all your nieces.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: And guess what?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: And what type of females are going to be the
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: hot fit ones, bro?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: It makes a lot of sense.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I'm never going to look at the people that run
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: in front of my gym while I'm on the treadmill
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the same again.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Because you know what? Honestly, I'm just saying you guys
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: are all fucking.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? They're all just running.
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: All fucking what?
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Fucking, bro. That's what you said. I'm not gay or something.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: So it's like working at a bank.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Dating apps are out.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: It's running clubs now.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Is that how single people meet right now?
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I guess.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Isn't that what gay guys do too?
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: They run around in parks and meet each other?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: No, they just go to WeHo.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: The gay guys know exactly where to go when they
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: want it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Gay fools are like cats.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: They're like, Another gay.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? They walk around. There's a look.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: There's a look.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And these fools are like, you're all right.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: They're going to tell you. Yeah, bro. They're going to
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: tell you. They'll know on sight if they're going to
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: fuck or not. You know what's funny? When I first. Yeah, dog.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: They'll be like. If you had the fucking gay game
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: these fools have as a straight man, you're catching cases, fool.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: When I moved.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: If you walk up to a girl and be like, yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I can tell we're going to fuck.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When I moved out here.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Two years ago when I moved out here, I first
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: moved to West Hollywood. That was the first place I
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: lived in. I didn't know it was a gay area.
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: And I was like, everyone's just so nice. All these
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: guys holding doors open for you and shit. I'm like,
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: what a nice neighborhood.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Everyone's so sweet and thoughtful.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I know. They're just trying to fuck you, dude.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Well, that's everywhere in this city. You're not going to
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: miss that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Those fools are hollering at you.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: If they want to get you, they're hollering at you
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: like how fucking thirsty fools be hollering at chicks. Like,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: how is Avery on a real thirsty hot day? Like
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: how that fool, he's just not going to take no
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: for an answer.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: There's fools out there that are going to fucking be like, hey,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I know about Kama Sutra, nitty. Yeah, dog. Did it hurt?
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: When you fell from heaven.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think a gay guy is going to hit
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: at you like that.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I was going to say that. I don't use corny
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: ass pickup lines like that. That was a corny ass
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: pickup line.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: After he chatted GPT's, he's like, what's.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: A good pickup line? Yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: But he would say it wrong.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's up with that fool? Hey, David.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: When you fell down.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I'd fucking be dyslexic.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Did you break your arm when you fell from the
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: sky because God sent you down, your angel?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Tell me, fool. Hey, did you hear about that? The
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: two scientists that fucking are, you know how like there's
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: all these people that are developing fucking AIs and shit?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: And this fool came out and.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It came out on the news where this was like, fool,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: the way the governments are developing this AI shit, eventually
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: one of them is going to become super conscious and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: pretty much bust the Terminator and say in the next
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: 10 years, the way you're just developing these fools having
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: so much consciousness, it's a very good probability.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: Some of the CEOs have already said that they are
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: making it so you can't turn them off.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: You can't get them to be upgraded or changed.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: These AIs are learning how to combat all of the programmer.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: And that's fucking horrifying.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I'm good on all that. I've never really used.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: It.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: I do feel better than you, if that's.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: What you're wondering.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: We use it. We use it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: I'm sure you do.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: We use it a lot. I don't use it. They
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: use it on me. We as a team, yeah, Bart's
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: use it, and you're in it all the time, so yes,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: you participate in the fucking.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, you ever come in 9-11, it's over.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: You love the fat photos.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I do love them, but it's them using it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: It's them, a water bottle for every photo you make.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Bro, because think about it, like.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I don't get, like, everything, because, you know, they said
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: one of the biggest and number one rules of, like, supposedly, like,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: the whole Illuminati and New World Order is that they
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: have to tell you. Like, they have to show you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: to let you know that it's going to happen. And
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I think for the longest, whenever we saw movies, like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff that we've seen in movies is kind.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Of happening, and then a lot of people really speculate.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite all-time movies, Terminator 2, which is
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: kind of like, I've always thought about that whole possibility,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: but with all, like, I didn't realize after re-watching it again,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: where I'm just like.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look like that. That's what it is, bro.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: This is the.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Evolution of AI.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: At some point, it's going to fucking manufacture other fools,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: like other robot fools, and they're going to just be like,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: you're not going to know if it's real fools. They're
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: going to just be staring at you. They're going to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: have skin.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Robot fools are the best. You don't think Biden was
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: a robot? It's not going to talk to you like that, though, dog.
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: It's going to take everybody's voices.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: It's going to sound like Danny Trejo.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Ah, true.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Edward James Olmos.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: So you don't think they have robots right now? You
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: don't think the government has an exact humanoid robot?
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: I think it takes like three years for anything to
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: get to the general public.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: At least.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Biden, you don't think if they have it, you don't
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: think they use it on Biden? If they have it,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: which we can agree that they might have had it, right?
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Or to keep Mitch McConnell alive.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Or some of them. Yeah, I'm just saying. I don't
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: know how that motherfucker is. dead.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: And I firmly believe Mitch McConnell.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know anybody his age that has enough
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: consciousness to keep hating on shit like that.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, this was still hating
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: on weed.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Like, fool, half the nation fucking is legal. It's like, bro,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: come on, dog. This was like, I hate weed.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I hate gays. Like, it's like, bro, how the fuck.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Is this still.
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: I hate the unemployed, but I don't want to give
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: them jobs.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, it's fucking wild, dog.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: There's a.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Like, but robots are definitely out there. Like, when I
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: was out there at the Tesla booth at one of
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the conventions I did this year... I really, because I
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: sized up the robot, I was like, there's no way.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: This thing's killing us, bro. The moment this shit decides
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: to be like, you called me a faggot, you know
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: what I mean? This shit picks me up.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I am straight.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, this shit picks me up. The way I
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: picked up the hand, one fucking putazo from this shit,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: we're going to have to align with the chimps. Like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: with the chimps and the apes, because they're the only
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: ones that have strength to take the heads off the robots.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: I heard a conspiracy theory that AI is the alien
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: that Landed on Earth.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: The Antichrist.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: And then they're using humans to help it grow.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? And that's what... They've already invaded.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: To slowly take over?
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: It's not from here, yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: So what you're saying, technology is the alien?
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: No, AI is.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: This quantum shit that came out of nowhere.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, like Transformers, dog. Because you know how the Transformers
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: were aliens, but everybody's like, it's a bunch of robots.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: Whatever comes from it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: chip that they first started AI with.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Wasn't from here.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: So back in, like, 2013, you think that's when the aliens.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Or whatever it was, yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Because, you know, I really don't fucking understand, bro, how
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you create something.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Because they're pretty much creating life, right?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: They don't understand how it's computing.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: It's their own shit.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: But that's exactly what I'm saying, where it's just like...
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You know, because if you create a human, you're like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: all right, bro, this one has a circulatory system, the
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: shit being pumped, all these organs are being activated. We
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: kind of know how the human body works. You know,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: there's a consciousness that comes from the brain. But if
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you fucking put a chip and this chip is like, hey,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: what's up?
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: I'm alive.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: And then it's like, what do you need to know?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Because technically.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: It's all the algorithms making it think it's alive.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: But it's like, I just don't get how all that
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: shit computes. It's like, where is the AI? Is it
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: connected to a brain? Is it just a bunch of
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: computers that are hooked up?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: And is this a fan? You don't know. It's just happening.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: It's on a quantum level. That's exactly what I'm trying
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: to say. That's what's freaky about it.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: What is the person that.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: What do you need?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, the mini? What do you need?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: What do you mean that you just cannot... You just
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: don't understand it, bro. When you see the Terminator version
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: of AI, it showed up, dog.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: It was a robot.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: And this shit is like, where is John Connor? And
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: this shit was walking around. You've seen it physically. I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: guess if you see it in robot form.
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: And AI is what this guy says, Drock. AI is
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: a server, fool. But at the same time, AI is
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: a drone. AI is a plane. AI is a computer.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: AI is a car.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: AI is a graphic designer.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: Straight the fuck up it's everything it's gonna become everything
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: and one dude we got robots now especially in boston
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: robot dogs.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Bro there's people who are in love with ai.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah like it's it's becoming like a real psychosis.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: It's turning into her remember that movie that's one of
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: my favorite movies because i always thought i was like
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: oh my god i was like if if men don't
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: if men don't start locking in that's the future dog
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: exactly what they're That's the fucking future.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: There's going to be a lot of.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Sex dolls with AI chips.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm not worthy to fucking get some real pussy.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I'll just fucking marry this fucking Robonita or whatever it is.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Because she understands. Yeah, because she always says yes, bro.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: But there'll be weirdos like you would make them fucking
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: Hello Kitty.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I have a real fucking girlfriend, bro.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: That's the fucking single guy. That's going to be you, motherfucker.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're the one that does nobody right now.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Did you watch that South Park episode? Of what?
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: It's like... Isn't it Stan? Not Stan, the dad. Randy.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Randy falls in love with his chat GBT because it
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: keeps giving him business ideas and then he's like, He
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: uses it as a counselor for him and his wife.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, what do you guys think about it?
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds great.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: That she's using it?
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: The break could be nice.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: You're a super lonely dude. That's what I'm saying.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: The fools that go to car shows, but the fools
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: that are like, you know they got no game, dog.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: They're not in there for the money.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: That fool's like, he's hard when he sees like- Yeah,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: he's in it for the money.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? New Zelda's coming out. Fucking
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: shit like that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: I'm really excited about the new Zelda.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah but you don't fucking smell dude you know what
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I mean like you can fucking wash your armpits and
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean you don't fucking yes I'm
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: talking about like the population that you're just like.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: See but that's how they probably fall in love it's
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: like hey Siri or hey chat GBT why don't I
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: have a girlfriend well you should try harder and be
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: like well it just starts becoming this have you.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Thought about talking about your interest.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: This fuck yes they start telling you and then she's
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: like well I like your interest and then you're like
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: No bitch has ever.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Told me that.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: It's this fucking, they're going to get caught up in
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: that shit.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: What else do you like about me? Great idea. Everything
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: you're saying.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: It's Pavlovian, right? It gives you the emotional response that
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: you've always wanted from a person.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, straight up.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Which is fucking sad.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Chachi, you're treating me better than my parents ever did.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: That's because I love you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: It adapts to whatever you talk to, bro, because you
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, dog? I'd be talking and I'd
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: be like, yo, Negi, what's.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Up, dog?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: And this shit knows, dog. It says Negi back to me.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: It'd be like, yo, check this.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Out, Negi.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, yo.
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: But if it were to know exactly why you choose
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: that word?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: No, because when I tried saying it, when I was like, yo,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: what's up, my nigga? This fool did not... It was like, hey,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: this is racist, right? It wouldn't do it. But then
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: when it was like.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: You have to explain it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: No, I used it randomly, and then it did its
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: own research. I was like, what the fuck is Negi, right?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: And then it looked at the little characters. Remember the
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: ones I sent you? So it's like, ah, it's a
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: fucking meme. So it doesn't take it like that. So
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: now it calls me back, Negi.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: But it won't call me back, nigga.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: So I saw this guy fucking with, I don't know
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: if it was Siri or ChatGPT, one of those AIs,
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: and he starts asking it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Hey, are you a guy or a girl?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I'm neither.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I'm a robot. I'm like a... And then he's like, well,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: what if you were a girl?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: And he's like, okay.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: And he's like, if you were a girl, what size
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: boobs would you have? And then it starts saying, I'm
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: not supposed to do that. I'm like, well, let's just imagine.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: And he's fucking with her where eventually.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Hypothetically.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where eventually she's like, I'd have a cup size
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: C in between B because I don't want nothing for
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: my back pain. And she starts telling you and then
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: he's like.
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: What size areolas?
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: Like every middle school girl, like, no, I don't want
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: boobs that big.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: It would be like really hard later in life.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Is that grok?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Like is that grok?
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: I don't know which one it was. That sounds like grok.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Yes. And then he starts getting it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: That'd be areolas.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Yes. And then he starts asking her, what size areolas
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: would you have? And then Chachi PT's like, well, I
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: don't want like in between skin tones, not too big.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: It was fucking funny because he was fine. She didn't
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: want to, but he kept going and going and trying
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: to find a way.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: At the end of it, Chachi PT's just insecure.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: And then he was like, you're a horny little bitch.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Best believe, dog, that the way they're going to introduce
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: it to you and make sure you have an AI
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: at home. It's going to be through, like, giving you
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: something that you're like, oh, damn, like, who would want this?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: And fools are going to buy it. Like, it's like
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: people that watch porn and buy it, right? They're going
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: to fucking make, like, an AI flashlight or an AI
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: fucking sex robot.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like they probably already started that.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about, like, this shit fucking... Like, I'm
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: talking about fully advanced. The moment this shit, like, it
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: competes with a real fucking thing, that's when the fucking...
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: People are going to be like, what else can you
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: make AI? And then it's going to be full robots.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: It already does. They just haven't given it to us yet.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure. You know?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: There's some.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: There's some fucking scientist out there who already has his
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: own version of whatever.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Dr. Xavier?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just fucking.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: He has his own robot wife.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: All right, so what way do we kind of stop
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: AI from coming? Like, I don't get in the Waymos.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I don't get in the Waymos. Look, at this point...
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I draw the line. I draw the line at the Waymos, bro.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: What if they let you fuck the Waymo?
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Where the gas tank was? In the Waymo?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Can I fuck in the Waymo?
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: They turn the flashlight in the.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: See, there's got to be rules.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: In the gas tank. They put a flashlight in it. No, no, no, no, no.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: I know you're being funny, but if they let me
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: fuck in the Waymo... I might.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: I feel like they would.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: You have to fuck the Waymo, though. Which one's that one?
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Somebody else in it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Who got the banana?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Banana. All right, cool.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Then it's you.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Gracias. See, there's got to be extra perks for me
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: to get in the Waymo because I don't want to
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: take the job from a regular human being. Like, can
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I drink in the Waymo? Can I hotbox the Waymo?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Can I fuck in the... Like, what are the.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: You're still going to be illegal in the Waymo.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I feel like you can get away with drinking.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: I feel like you can get away with drinking.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: You're not.
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: I heard.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you're allowed to.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Nah, there was a lot of underage kids doing that shit.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Nah, it's different though.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: But if I put it in a Coke can, how's
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: that bitch going to know?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: No, no. I want... See, but that's what I mean.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I don't want to take the job away from a
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: human being to give it to AI for no apparent
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: benefit to me.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You get what I mean?
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: I'll take away your job as long as it helps
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: me out.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: There's got to be some higher benefit for me. Can
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I hotbox in the way most? See what I mean?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: There's got to be something.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I'm pro.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Human, so there's a benefit for me. There's nothing yet.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: What if the Waymo can help you get your papers?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Pro-human.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: He uses ChatGBT all the time.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I'll buy a Waymo.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I'll marry a Waymo.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Imagine you're able to.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Because the ChatGBT is in America, if you marry it,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: you get papers.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, alright. Call him Xavier Waymo.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: And it's the only kind of relationship that can be
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: poly and your girlfriend can accept it.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: She's like, oh, he's not.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Really cheating on me.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: It's just a robot.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: It's just a robot.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: The robot's planning to kill her.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: We're forgetting.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: It's like, why don't you go outside at 1248 midnight?
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: Like there's some random package outside.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the movie. Your girl versus the Waymo. Huh?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: That's the movie. That's the movie.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: They're fighting for your love.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Mentally?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: You get married to the AI, bro. And then your
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: girl's like, oh, well, it's not like cheating on me.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And it's going to, you know, I'm not ready to
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: get married. And he gets papers or whatever. But then
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the robot, the AI tries to kill your lady. Because
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: it's like, XG is mine.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: Or it locks up your papers indefinitely until you just decide.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: To leave her.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Damn, dude.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: That is wild.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: And then you have to fucking fuck a flashlight.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I suck, bro.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: You're just crying. I miss my girlfriend the whole time.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Flesh sides suck, dog.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: And you can never cheat on the AI because it'll
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: just hack on every phone. It'll be like, I saw
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: you through your camera.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: I'll do what FBI's most wanted.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, yeah. It'll be like, I saw you. You think
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: AI would get jealous? You were near a way more.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: You can't fucking get in a.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Relationship with that.
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: I think if it can learn any type of emotion
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: towards you, it can absolutely learn that emotion.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: It'll have every emotion.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: So then you can fuck with AI, too.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, powerful.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, emotional manipulation of a computer, baby.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you literally go like, yo, you make AI insecure.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: You literally go, AI, man, I think.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Your hypothetical tits are too big or too small.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: She'll get a breast reduction.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Leave it to a dude to think about how he
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: can make a robot insecure.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: If you're going to take on.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: All the emotions.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Bro, you can't make that shit insecure, bro. Unless you're like, oh,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: this other robot said it'll do it.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Gork said he'd fucking suck my dick.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: What are you going to do, Chad?
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Have you seen the Spanish version of you?
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: It's so much better.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, I got a question. So we're talking about like.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Sorry, before you ask that, what's AI in Spanish?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Inteligencia Artificial. I thought it was like, ay.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Ay, ay, ay.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: It's literally, it's just the opposite.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: So we're talking about like the end of the world
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: and shit, kind of.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Fucking AI.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: You worked on The Simpsons for a while.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: What's up with the predictions? You guys had to mention it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: You guys can't sit there and be like, yo, TikTok's
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: wild right now.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: They think we're predicting the future.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: There's been too much.
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: All I'll say about it is that the writers room
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: on The Simpsons is very, very well informed. Everyone there
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: is reading the news constantly and has a strong grip
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: on history. I think you have a lot of emotionally
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: intelligent people who are also actually intelligent in a room
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: writing stories.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: A show that's making fun of the world as we
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: see it. It's going to end up pretty good stuff. Now,
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Donald Trump being president was great. That was a difference.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: That was bonkers. But, can I say, Jim Brooks is.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: So good. I started watching season six yesterday. Yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: It's one of the best seasons.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: It's so good, man.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Season six. I think it starts to go a bit downhill.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: There's still some bangers in there.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Did it ever.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Pick back up, because there was so many seasons.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: Did you ever drop off? I stopped watching after.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: I think we've had some really great episodes.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: My last season.
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: Season 34, the Treehouse of Horror was really great. We
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: did that Death Note episode, which was really cool because
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: we actually worked with the Japanese animators that did the
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: actual death note.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's great.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: That's one of the best animes.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: That animation was pretty fucking sick.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: It was hella expensive, but it was really fun to see.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: The process versus ours.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: As a big Simpsons fan for the longest, I want
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: to say I had lots of interest.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Remember the Grand Pumpkin episode?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, from that episode and then, like, five, six seasons
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: after that, during that, like, that time, I just couldn't
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: watch it. It got really fucking corny. And then, like,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the last two seasons, I was like, okay, it started.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's writer's rooms for you, though. It, like, turns
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: out people.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Were you a part of the Yellow Mirror?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yellow Mirror?
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: No.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: That was good, though.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: That was a good one.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was cool because they finally, because you know
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: how the cool thing about Simpsons is because they're making
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: it for the kids now, so they changed the story of.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Homer and Marge.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right?
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Because they go back, because they never age.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then they still have different references that make, like,
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: people just happy.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. That's why Yellow Mirror was cool, because they
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: took us back to that episode.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I hate that there's episodes that they won't, like, play anymore. Like,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: there's that one episode where Homer shows his soul for
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: the donut.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: And then, like, they don't fucking play it anymore on TV,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: but that's probably one of the best ones.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: The New York, because of the towers.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because of that.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Certain episodes. That's why it's good that you fucking have to.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I have on the DVDs.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Coming up on tomorrow, everybody.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: They're not even on Hulu? Or wherever the... No. No. Oh, shit.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: They're, like, completely archived.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: If you don't have the DVDs, you're not fucking seeing.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: It ever again.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I got all those DVDs.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: If you see any of that stuff, and it's, like, actual... You.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Could find it online, like a torrent or something.
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: You could definitely find a torrent, but if you want
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: your own physical copy, because it's going to get to
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: the point where they're going to be.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: Able to scrub things so much faster.
• 38:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: You know, AI is also going to start scrubbing shit
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: off the internet.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: They're already doing it.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I know. I like that new logic.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: But I love being a pirate.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: It's so fun.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: See, but that's the new logic.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: If.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: If I can't own anything, then why the fuck am
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: I pirating anything? If you can wipe all my games
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: off my PlayStation in a couple years because you're going
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: to change up the model, then why the fuck should
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: I even have this anymore?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: We're all borrowing shit then.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: It's just borrowing.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: The Sony thing really pissed me off when they were like,
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: you're only going to do.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Digital discs and they're not going to have a disc
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: drive on the PS6.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: That's why I got the one with the.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I love my PS5 and I love PlayStation.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: I'm a huge PlayStation person. I'm not getting rid of
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: my disk drive.
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: It's funny because I've been preaching about this shit for
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: a long fucking time. People, buy the disc drive. Buy
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: the disc drive. Buy the disc drive.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: We fucking download.
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: One day, shit's going to change and you're not going
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: to like it. You're going to want to have that
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: fucking disc drive. And guess what? Resellers are going to
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: amp up the prices on the disc drive.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You think I'm being nice right now?
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Just look at my motherfucking physical inventory, dog.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Watch Xbox Live. Straight up, dog. Ray knows, and I've
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: been on that shit.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Every single fucking IP that I like out there that
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I know they're trying to scrub off, especially when Disney
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: bought The Simpsons, I already had all their fucking collection
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: of DVDs. At least all the seasons I like. I
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: have them shits wrapped. I used to watch them nonstop.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Other than the new game system, I knew they were
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: going to do that with the PS5. I made sure
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: when Three Eyes was asking me which one I wanted,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, the one with the disc drive.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: And he got me that one.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: And it's like all the stuff that you have to
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: preserve the physical media, bro.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: That's why vinyl sales are up again. CD sales are
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: up again. And guess what?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: They're becoming harder and harder to produce because quote-unquote they're saying, hey,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: the stuff we use to make it is harder. I
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: was like, it's not harder to find and it's not
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: more expensive. You just don't want to produce it because
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you want to have control over people.
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: It's a lot easier to change history if people have
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: no reference material.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: That's why they're burning all the Bibles, dog.
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: And all the books that they're putting into AI.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: You want to hear a crazy fact actually about that?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: You know when that started?
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: You remember the Library of Alexandria they set to head?
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: So they said when boats used to come up They
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: used to empty the boats and take every book from
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: the boat and copy it down, rewrite it, but then
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: they would keep the original and give the boat a copy.
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: So which means at that point they were already changing books.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: They were already rewriting stuff.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: We've been changing things ever since like written word was starting.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Exactly. So like nothing is real. Everything's fake. Yeah. I
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: was going to say, how long until people or gooners
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: start collecting actual DVDs, porno DVDs? Yeah, she never.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: Fucked that guy.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Because when the internet goes out, you don't think porn's
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: going out? Where are you guys watching that shit on?
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: And that's another thing.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: DVDs, magazines. Also, there's already plenty of.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: States where you can't get porn.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't believe that.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got there and I was like, what the fuck?
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Xbox is making discs for their games.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: That's a rumor.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Xbox is going to go the opposite.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone's got to do the whole opposite.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Go tell you, go fuck yourself.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: But that's what they want.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: I love my PS5. I just, like, I got to
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: stay with it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Then you guys got to fucking protest.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: You guys got to say, fuck you guys.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Is it the controller that you like?
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: Well, I used to play Xbox, but I just like
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: the fluidity of PlayStation.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: Because I was going to say, there's probably a guy
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: who can hack Xbox.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: I'm sure I could find a guy for that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So you can play with your PS controller on
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: your Xbox.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: There has to be.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but why modify it?
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: You don't think they'll bend?
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: You don't think conversations like this will make PlayStation just
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: be like, yo, we gotta fucking bend, dog.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Like these people, GTA.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I think that they know they.
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: Have people in a chokehold based on like the games
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: that they have.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Just for them.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the creators that are creating these games also
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: want this. PlayStation is just telling them, no, we're done
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: with this.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: So have television creators.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: Television creators have wanted like you know, physical media for
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: their shows. There are so many shows that have been
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: wiped off of streaming platforms.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I cannot find Smallville on Blu-ray.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: And you can't find any of it anymore. So all
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: these artists have worked on these things for their reels.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: And instead of being able to put it on their reel...
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: They now have to be like, oh, studio, do you
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: have any of the raw dailies left?
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Because it's all gone. And they don't have any physical
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: copies of it anyway.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: You think you're ever going to be able to watch
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: that 70 shows again?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: No, because that fool raped somebody. So they're going to
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: scrub it off there. So I enjoyed that show very much.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: And I will still watch it. And I'm glad I
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: have those DVDs. Same thing as Mind of Mencia. I
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: have those seasons it was on.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: He's also a huge fan of the Cosby show.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I never liked the Cosby show. That was very hard
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: to believe. I was like a black successful family. And
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: this time I was like, I was like, it.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Was a good show, but it was, it was a
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: little like, no, the 70s show was cool, but I
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: get kind of made sense while there was like a
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: little weird shit going on. And they're like, Kelsey's always
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: trying to like hook up with so-and-so.
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: It was the 70s.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: I know. But now that you think about it, they're
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: supposed to be teenagers. Yeah. Huh?
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: No, of course.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Caucasian.
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: Mila Kunis was like a literal child when she was
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: shooting that show.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. She may not look also. They
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: kissed also when she was 17. It's just like.
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: It is known that Ashton Kutcher is a groomer.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: It's known.
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: It's out there.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Dude, and there's a chance he might be a killer
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: because you've gone into a theory where he shows up
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: at some girl's house that he was on a date
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: and there's wine. He thinks it's wine, but she's actually dead.
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: I did not know about this.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: You guys heard about this Ashton Kutcher thing that he
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: was supposed to go on some date with someone and
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: she had died and there was blood but he thought
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: it was wine and then he called the cop. Ah,
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: kind of real sketchy, motherfucker. If it was anyone else,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: you'd be suspect number one. At his house? At some
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: girl's house. So he was dating some girl and she
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: told him, yeah, let's meet to go get dinner or
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: let's go on a date and he goes to her
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: house but when he gets there, he knocks and she
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: doesn't open the door but he looks right through the
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: window and he sees Wine, what he thought was wine,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: but it was blood.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: She was dead.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then he just, does he call the cops
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: or he does call? I don't know what it is,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: but he's not, how are you not a suspect in this, bro?
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: He probably was.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: He was.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: He had to like, he had to give an alibi.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty positive. Yeah. I think he killed her.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: You know who I think really killed his spouse? William Shatner.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: I think he killed his wife. And this is like a.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Really- Star Trek guy?
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Star Trek guy.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I heard he shat her.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: No, it's like actually.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: It's a conspiracy theory I got from my mother because
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: my mom was like, no, like when that whole thing
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: went down, everybody was like, he was fine.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know about that.
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: So basically like he said that he came home, found
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: her passed out and just completely, but it seemed like
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: she had like not, she had been conscious when she
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: was drowning. But usually when you're drugged out and you
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: pass and get out until you're going to wake up,
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: if not like, you know, but no. He was dead,
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: and it looks like she had been held down. Yeah,
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: he definitely fucking killed his wife because he wanted to
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: get remarried.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Damn. Was his wife ugly? I don't know.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: I never looked into it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Have you looked into it?
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Not that I'm saying it justifies it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: Bitch, you are a dog. You deserve to die.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: You know, when you die, when you die, you release
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: all your fluids. So, like, she's shatting herself. That was
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: a good one.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: That was a good one.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: That was tight. He didn't like that we didn't care
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: the first time.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Not it was.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: He didn't like that we didn't care. He's like, he
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: shot her and we didn't care.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: He's like, I can work this better. That was way better.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: That was way better. That was way better. See, when
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: we ignore you, it's sometimes good for the joke. You
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: got to try it again. Come back. Come back.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's good you bomb.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, shut up, God. Not just on 9-11. Don't. Don't. Don't.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Have you gone down the Brittany Murphy case?
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, I haven't gone down that rabbit hole because it's
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: just so sad.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he killed her. I think her boyfriend
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: killed her.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: To fuck the mom? Yeah, to fuck the mom. I
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: think there was a whole conspiracy.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Man, how dare you kill Luann? Right, dog?
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: How fucked up, dog? Her best role was in the
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: 8 Mile movie.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Nope, it was King of the Hill.
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: Yes, it was, dog.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: I loved her in Clueless, man.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I loved her in King of the Hill. I liked
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: her in 8 Mile. That voice.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: It's like I have yet to ever run into somebody
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: who fucking talks like Luann.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Black Book, too.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Sometimes if I'm driving through
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the desert on the way to Vegas, I'll stop by
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: every fucking little trashy shop hoping that somebody speaks like Luann.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: You're like, somebody please scratch that fucking.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Itch for me.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's people that talk like Luann. Just like the
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: whole thing with the Boomhauer voice. All those characters are
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: based on that. He said that there was a person that,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: growing up, that used to talk like that. And there's
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: people in the South that fucking talk.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my grandfather used to speak kind of like a.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: You'd have to just be.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Like, okay, I'm going to go mow the fucking lawn.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I think that's what you just said. God damn, I
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: fucking love you, family. Why do you guys think it's
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: so hard for animated adult shows to hit? Because, I mean,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: there's The Simpsons, there's South Park, there's Family Guy, there's
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty is like the latest
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: new one.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: I would say the newest.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: But there's so many of them. I went on HBO,
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: they have the modern guy. They have so many and
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: they just go to season one, season two.
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: I think it's because we haven't let the old ones die.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: I think that if we started to kind of just
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: be like, all right, we don't need any more fucking people.
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: We don't need more American Dad. We don't need more
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: of the same people. Let the newer shows thrive. Because
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: I think that was something that Rick and Morty did
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: really well was it actually went back into actually feeding
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: the people who.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Wanted to watch those shows.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: I mean, it gave us new characters that we could
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: be like, oh, fuck, that's funny, and I can identify
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: with that. And it was just raunchy enough that it
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: was raunchier than what.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: that other shows were allowed to put out anymore.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Because Fox tries a lot. They put a lot of
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: animated cartoons.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they had the animation, like, Monday.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're all, like, I don't give a fuck
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: about any of them. I mean, Bob's Burgers.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: Is still really popular, but that's been around now for
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: a long time, too.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: South Park is probably top tier. But this last couple
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: seasons really got too story-driven. Kind of like that.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: You mean South America?
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: What would you think if the creator of South Park,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: fucking Trey Parker and them, did a whole new... Just
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: go back to, I miss it about being about the kids. Nah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: it's not going to hit the same, dog.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: It's about the kids, and I like when they do
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: shit about Randy, but it got too much about the president.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit was whack when the whole president shit.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: It got too political for you. It's just the devil,
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: What I mean?
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I thought the devil in Trump, it was fucking absurd.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: It was amazing, I loved it, don't get me wrong,
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: but I miss, even they did an episode where they
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: talk about it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I miss them saying like, faggots. They should have a,
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying, they should have a show that's,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Politically for animated shit because obviously they want to do
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: political shit, but like leave like you said leave South
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Park to like South Park.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Grace There was a show about George Bush that was
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: a cartoon.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I watched Member Berries the other day.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: I used to watch that shit.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: We aren't giving any of them grace. You have enough money,
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: you're fine.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Did anybody remember this shit on Comedy Central? Remember that
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: George Bush had an animated show?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was on Comedy. I used to watch this shit.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: It was called Little Bush.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, look up the fucking, like, it's an animated series.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: That's how you became MAGA.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: I'm watching fucking. But, like, was this making fun of him?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: It was, like, making fun of him.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I love him, yeah.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: It had to be making fun of him. It's on Southpaw.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: No, it was a comedy. And, like, dude, yeah, it
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: kind of was. This fool used to fucking just walk around,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: and all his homies, they were in power. They used
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: to do dumb ass shit. He's like, well, he's like, why.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Should we bomb them?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: And then they'll fucking just start.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: It was, like, very random, fool, but that shit was funny.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, to me, I'm like, well, I never
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: really understood politics, but this shit is kind of fucking, like,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: this shit is kind of funny, dog.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: I think I'm going to get into politics now.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: First thing I noticed, I was like, there's no colored
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: people here, huh?
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: No black or brown. How big were the hats?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Dude, honestly, this show, I did not see any little
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: hat influence at all in this show.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: That's probably why it got canceled.
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: Did you know that you can rent out the Bush's
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: home in Texas?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: It's a hotel. Really?
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: Like, it's a hotel, so you can go down there
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: and stay. One of my friends is literally staying there
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: this weekend in Houston.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Is that where Rock's going to be at?
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: She's like a diehard liberal, so she was like, I
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: got all these shirts that say, like, save a deer,
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: shoot a pedophile.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: And stuff that I'm going to wear around the lobby.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: I was like, that's genius.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: I would do that.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: I think that's the type of trolling Republicans everyone should do.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Because everybody should want a pedophile to go down there.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: That is a good shirt.
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fucking, and it has, like, this cute little, like,
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: Care Bear Bambi-esque thing on it.
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: It's cute.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: It's fucking great.
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: No, but you can literally, I mean, if you really
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: want to stick with the Bushes, go fuck in their
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: ancestral home with other men, guys.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Do that.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: They'd hate it. There's a bunch of gay sex.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: All over the Bush house.
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: There was probably a bunch of gay sex happening in
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: there already.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Already?
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: No one talks about it. No one talks about it.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Little girls on the island.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Little boys, too.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Little boys, for sure, on that island. No one
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: ever talks about it, especially because men don't want to
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: talk about it, but there was definitely little boys on
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: that island.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, for sure.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: And I always talk about, like, everyone's talking about, like,
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: what happened. Obviously, crazy stuff happened. But I was like,
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: how many people actually died that they didn't tell you about?
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: ODs.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Shit, someone said something they weren't supposed to.
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: Little hot girls.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Bro, just.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: How many people, like, bring them to the island?
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bring them to the island.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Let's take them out here.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: Like, we have an island where we can.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: Well, you're loading a body under the cargo plane anyways.
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: You're like, put it in the mass grave.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: It's called disposing.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: It's called getting rid of the evidence, Xavier.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: You know that they had just a bunch of scientists
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: with just acid.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: What do you think it was like? Imagine on an island.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: If you're on an island, bro, and you have to
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: get rid of bodies, I would choose an island that
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: has a lot of sharks nearby.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: They put pigs on that.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Dude, they have tons of pigs on that island.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, like.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: They'll eat anything.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: They just feed people.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Is this a thing, or are you just saying they
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: must have had?
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: No, they really did have pigs on that island.
• 52:21
  Speaker 8: Man, they must have a lot of.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Pigs, man.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: They will eat anything if they get hungry.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: That was a whole thing in Canada. Pinkston.
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: Farm.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Pinkston, was it?
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Pinkston.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Pinkston killer.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: The Pinkston murderer.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Have you heard of him?
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: No.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude. He was a serial killer, and he was
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: feeding the bodies to pigs. Oh, wait.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: I thought that was the wood chipper guy.
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: There was a guy in Canada, too, that was putting
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: body parts into a wood chipper in the forest.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Just fucking like.
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just fucking.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: But the crazy part about this one is.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: That's fucked up.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: I didn't mean to laugh at that.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: That's really fucked up.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Continue to laugh. What were you saying?
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: Okay, it says a single average-sized adult pig would take
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: about 20 days to completely consume an average human body.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: A single.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Single. Single.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: And let's say you starve them for a couple of
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: days beforehand.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Now, let's say 20 pigs.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: Well, just do the math.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: One day.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Just do the math.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: One day.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Just do the math.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: One day.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: I don't even type it up.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: I already did the math. I can't read, but I
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: can do math.
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: Have you seen that people are using chat GBT to
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: see when their kids are going to graduate?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: But let's just say you're depriving them from eating, right?
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: What did they turn on each other? Because pigs are
• 53:32
  Speaker 8: fucking smart.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: That's what it says.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: It thinks they're going to kill people now.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, bad looks. Don't call anybody in the next
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: six months, right? I can't give you that information.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: You got to wait a little bit. That body in
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: the back has got to fall.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: See, they want to do this predicted crimes where they
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: want to arrest you for crimes you haven't committed because
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: you look shit up.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, no, no, but this is.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: That's been happening for a long time.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're literally trying to like actually go... Yes, bro.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: You don't think they're... What's going on in here? You
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: don't think they're trying to like look at people who's
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: searching weird shit up and be like, oh, this feels...
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: It's literally a Black Mirror episode.
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they're getting the vlog cameras and all that. Yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: Dude, chat, well, fucking Google would not allow me to
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: go further. And I'm like, dude, it's just a hypothetical
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: question between a podcast amongst friends. And then they say, oh,
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: thank you for clarifying that. Well, here's the fucking information here. Yeah,
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: I had to do a test in a purely theoretical
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: scenario involving 20 starved adult pigs, 150 to 200 pounds.
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: Human body would be consumed remarkably fast within seconds. 15
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: to 30 minutes.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: That's nuts, bro.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Come get your slop, boys.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Jesus, fuck.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: That's a Simpson episode.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: 30 minutes.
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: I thought that would only take 45 minutes.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I thought that would take 45, right?
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I thought that would take 45.
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: AIU would take about two hours.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Is that why your dad has a pig farm in Mexico?
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: God damn.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: No, we have cows. Only cows.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Only that's what you want us to believe.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: So his dad calls his ex-wives why does that have
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: a new girlfriend every two months every time it's a
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: new woman huh what happened.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: To the old one.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah no uh but uh fucking that's wild information fucking
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: for especially for that shit on the on the.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: 30 minutes oh dude fuck this school yeah this thing
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: where i can't tell you more because i think you
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: might go Pursue a crime?
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Fuck this shit, dawg.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad Ray is logging into his browser. X
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: is like, I want to be able to commit crimes. Yeah,
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: I want to be able to... Hypotheticals. I want to
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: be able to like what? I searched a lot of
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: shit up. It's under Edgar. You're watching Breaking Bad and
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: you type in, can acid really dissolve a body? I
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: can't have thoughts. I can't have imagination. I can't want
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: to know something without you thinking I'm going to go
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: commit a crime. Go fuck yourself.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I saw this whole conspiracy that like how they fucking
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: found out how to dispose of a lot of the
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: bodies in Mexico. Like all the cartels.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: No, it's not.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Somebody had to teach him for when I saw his
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: whole little mini documentary on it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: It's like.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: You said Nitty documentary? And I hate to say that
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Nitty's right, but the Little Hats, the 9DF out there,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: they fucking teach these fools how to do it. And
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: then taught them all these torture techniques. And there's all
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: these pictures of these fools meeting. Like, they get picked
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: up from the airport.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Just a way to not say.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: And they're all being picked up.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: And they're all being picked up, fool.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: And then they... He takes a sip. That was my
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: pan dulce, my tres leches. It's fucking really good. That
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: did not sound fucking good.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: This coffee is delicious.
• 56:41
  Speaker 8: You're going to have to redo that.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to give a big shout out to
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: the homie Moses, a.k.a. Red Eyes, who is launching his
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: coffee business soon. He doesn't have the page up yet,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: but when he does, best believe we will be doing
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: a lot of promo for it, you know, helping him
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: get his business. You'll probably find him at Corea's Marisco sometimes.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: He'll do the post up there.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I got the banana latte.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: You guys already know we're there, but I mean, hey, dude,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking lit, bro. You could have just told me
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you dumped the whole sack in there, bro.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck? Like, this shit doesn't mean fucking.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, but listen, I never had a special that tasted
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: this strong, and I'm not saying it's bad.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: I loved it.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Like, this is great.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: This is what I need.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Have you been going to Starbucks?
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I've never had a banana latte. Nespresso. Nespresso. Yeah, this
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: is really, really good.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: We gotta get you to Europe.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I would definitely give a big shout-out to Moses.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: And also, don't forget to enter the Super Chats. I
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: got your names in the Super Chat raffle. I got
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: three people I'm going to pick, so there's three chances.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: I already know. I've seen Swoosh for.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Days fucking Super Chatting like eight fucking times.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: All right, fool? Chill, dog.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: I think.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: No, but he's smart.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Instead of doing $ 8, he put $ 1 eight times.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: That's minimum $ 1.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: 99, so they fucking... Or whatever it is.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: So you know what I mean? So he's just upping
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: his chances.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: He's smart. That's smart. Play your game, fool.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: Don't listen to the principal he's on.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: He just likes organization and shit.
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: He's like, just do it one time.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I got shit to do. I don't have to look
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: through the shit.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that he has a good chance because he
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: did it a few times, man.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: For him to win.
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: Y'all seen the new OJ documentary? About his canceled TV show?
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: I haven't watched it yet.
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: I'm going to watch it tonight.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: I'm excited.
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: Did you watch that fucking doc on the pastor who
• 58:16
  Speaker 7: killed his wife?
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Everybody thinks he killed her. Allegedly.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Allegedly. Oh, I've seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: I saw it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: Dude, I love watching true crime shows.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do too. I'm not going to lie.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: All women do, I think.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: Women love that shit.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know why? Because we want to know how
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: men can kill us.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what it is.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: You're insane. You guys got to put your attention to
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: better stuff. No, you know what it is? You know
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: how I've lived this long?
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: My attention's been on that.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: You know what it is?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: She's right. It's because they want to know how men
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: will kill.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe we'll just give you food poisoning. Because they don't
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: have thoughts of killing. It's weird. Women don't have thoughts
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: of like, oh, I think women want to kill more.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: And most of the.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Women who do are like caregivers.
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: It's like usually angels of death. It's a big thing.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: Or they're trying to kill their abusive husbands.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: You know, but there's a new category now. What about
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: the postpartum killers?
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, do you think she did it?
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she did it.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: I don't think she did it.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: What? She said she did it.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: She said.
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: I saw myself killing them. But you know who his
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: ex-wife looks, or his new wife looks just like? Her.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: I saw myself kill their kids.
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: Straight to jail.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: There's no fucking way she fucking did it bro.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: It's a popular opinion I stand by it but she.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Said she did it Patrick.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Said she did it and then she was out of
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: it and then said she did.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: It she wants to kill herself anyways because you know
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: she's on suicide watch because she wants to kill herself
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: I would too if my kids were fucking dead no
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: because she killed them why doesn't the guy want to
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: kill himself because he didn't kill him Because.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: That man is a sociopath. He is! I think he's
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: a sociopath.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my. You know what?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: This isn't the first time this has happened.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: He went on vacation.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 7: Three weeks after his fucking kids were all killed.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Did he cheat?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: You don't get married that soon after all of your
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: kids are killed. And then he has the GoFundMe for
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: their fucking funerals.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: He gets one headstone for all the bodies.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: And one urn.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: So you think that is more fishy? You think that's
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: more guilty than her saying she did it?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Or looking up the shit she said?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: I think he and his new wife did it.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: No fucking way, dude.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Straight to jail.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Look, this whole postpartum shit, this whole postpartum shit has.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Been fucking happening for a while, dog.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: That shit has been happening for a while because before
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: 9-11 happened, there was a really big case going on.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: And this bitch drowned five of her fucking kids, bro.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I forget her name.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, that woman definitely did it.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she tried to say the same fucking thing.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I'm like, bro.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: The seven-year-old, which was probably the hardest one to drown,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: To have that much physical strength to drown all five
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: of them and say it was because you were crazy
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: and you didn't want to do it. But the fucked
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: up thing about that case is probably what's going to
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: end up happening in this case is, like, just like
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: this crazy girl back in the day that they let
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: her fucking— they didn't put her in jail. She pleaded insanity,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: and they put her in the manicomio or the fucking
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: crazy house.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: They're going to do the same shit with this bitch.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: I think either way, whether you think that she or
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: he did it or not, he should still be found
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: culpable because he knew that his wife was in psychosis.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: He should at least be seen as culpable and leaving
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: children in endangerment.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, but wait up, wait up, wait up.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: So what if he should be in trouble for not
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: putting his wife in a mental institution? She just said that.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: That the husband should have stood his ground and should
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: have been like, bitch, you're crazy.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Listen, listen, listen.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Listen. Listen for once in your life. Listen to a woman.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: So what I will say is, is that her parents
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: had offered to take the kids that night or his.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: And he was like, no, because she said that she
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: needed a night off, that she was having an episode.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: And then he just went, no, you don't need to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: take them. And then left her alone with his kids.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: And after knowing that she had been kind of off
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: her rocker, off her meds, I think he should at least.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Be found out full of negligence.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: At least of negligence.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: But no one thinks your kids are going to die.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Even if she's going through psychosis, I'm going to be like, man,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: she might.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Be a little manic.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: She might break the control.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: I saw a meme that describes this perfectly. Maybe get drunk.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? You can kill your kids now.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: You can kill your.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Kids now as long as you have a doctor's note.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: She gets away with it, yeah.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: If she does get it, bro, seriously, man.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: Listen, if it's found out that she is absolutely guilty,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: I hope she gets life.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: I think anyone who kills other kids should get life.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: Obviously.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: But you don't think she did it even though she
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: said she did it?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: I don't think they did it.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Straight to jail.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: White2Kitten says, he knew she was having intrusive thoughts about
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: harming the kids yet. Because I don't know the story.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: He'd go on ski trips with the boys and brunches
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: with the boys. Fucking soup ass, man.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: No, you know what it is?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: He's probably grew up with a mom like all of
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: our moms who threatened to kill us.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: In our lives.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? My mom never fucking threatened
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: to kill me. Oh, come on.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: You've never lived that.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: No, that was my dad's job.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I got threatened with violence, but never death. Yeah, but
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: my dad would whip my ass.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: My mom was the good parent. My mom would be like,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: it's okay.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: You're white. I know you heard that if I brought
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: you in this world, I can take you out. Oh, absolutely. Yeah,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: that's a threat.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: That's a threat of murder.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: No, my mom wouldn't say that to me. My dad
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: wouldn't say that to me.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: But you see, he was a kid who probably grew
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: up with that.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Remember Rock said he heard that shit a lot? He
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: probably grew up with that and he's like, oh, that's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: just what mothers say. I was like, that's not even funny, Rock.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: I feel bad, bro.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: No, Rock is like, I was seriously abused.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we know.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: He's fucking shared it with us. He was like, yeah, dude,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I got punched in the face. I was like, fuck, bro.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: He didn't punch back? He's like, I had no force.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't look like this.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: I wasn't yet the man that I used to be.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. But that's, I don't know.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: But before that, he didn't have the music he has now.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Postpartum.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Postpartum, though. He beat the beats into it.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: If this is, like, if this is.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: Beats by Ma.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: That's why he does it.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: How often does this shit affect chicks, bro? Like, postpartum shit?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Because, like, a lot of chicks.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: It takes time, dude. A lot of chicks give birth, right?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Sometimes, sometimes dudes.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: But like, but like how many fucking like, how many
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: fucking like, like what are the odds?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: 10, 10, 10 women give birth. How many of them
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: are going nuts?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Okay. Okay.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: It's very, very.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Okay. Probably. Am I right? And women. Girls or moms
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: killing their babies through postpartum is more common than we
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: think though.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because it's a certain level of psychosis because your
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: hormones levels are so intense.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Is it like a why you little type of thing?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: It happens a lot that there's a name for it.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Think about it. There's a name for when they do it. Yeah,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: they're like, it's just, I don't know what they feel,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: but they're just in it. What's the statistic?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Like, who does it the most? Is it white women?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Is it black women?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who has the most postpartum?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Let's ask Google.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, let's start off with who aborts the most?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: White women.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Because that's killing babies too at that point.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: Listen, that's why they wanted to get rid of abortion because.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: They were like, oh, it wasn't the people that we wanted.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I think it's going to be Chinese women.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like, it's not the brown and black
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: people aborting them.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: Let's get rid of it.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: I think it's Chinese.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: Watch.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Chinese people sell them.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: Black women in the United States account for the largest
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 8: percentage and highest rate of abortions.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: No, not abortions.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: We're talking about postpartum.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: You said abortion.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: Postpartum murdering of children.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: We don't need to do that statistic.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: I knew.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: That one.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: It's the first time I see you drink coffee.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: Postpartum child homicide.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Postpartum child homicide rate.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Who said it was going to be Chinese people?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: It knows the race. He's got to change it. When
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: discussing postpartum homicide, medically and legally categorized under blah, blah, blah,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: a parent killing their child or infanticide, the killing of
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: an infant under one year old, the data shows distinct
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: racial disparities similar to those found in maternal health and
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: abortion statistics. Black mothers.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: That's why we don't hear about it in the news.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: Is it that or is that why it's just under-reported?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: No, it's also because of drive-by shootings and stuff.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: Infants in their first year of life face the highest
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: risk of filicide and infants born to black mothers experience
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: the highest rate of infant homicide.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: So black chicks are fucking just, you know, I'm gonna
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: kill you.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: 16.21 per 100,000 birds.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: That's a lot more than I thought it would be.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 8: White and Hispanic mothers fall into the middle. Asian mothers
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: have the lowest.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Dude, that makes so much sense why we don't hear
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: about it in the news because it doesn't make the
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: news unless.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: A white girl does it.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: They're just like, ah. Straight up, though, if it's fucking
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: black chicks doing it that often and we don't hear
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: about it, it's like, damn, bro.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck? If this case was anybody but white,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: we wouldn't be talking about it this much.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: This is a Mexican mom that killed her kids.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: It would have been a 15-second story on Univision, and
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: that's it, dog.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Mamá mató a sus hijos, dude. Hoy a las seis.¿
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Y qué? Yeah. Like, for real.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: By the way, I do want to remind you guys before.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: We're almost at that time where we get to the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: super chats. There's a lot of them. Don't forget to
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: get your super chats in. There's three ways to win today.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: So there's three prizes. So you can go ahead and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: get third prize, second prize.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: And first place, I'm sorry, third place, second place, and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: first place.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: You can get, third place, you're going to get We
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Don't Smoke the Same Hat, some Knitty Papers, and a Benjamin.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Second place, you're going to get a We Don't Smoke
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: the Same Hat, Knitty Papers, and a Rosin Pen. And
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: first place, you're getting a Cypress Hill Bucket Hat that
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: used to belong to Sendog, a big bag of some
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Secret Menu Stash, and the Patrick the Star, what is it,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: lighter case, and The chill-em by the homie Garter Glass.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: That I got out there at Champs. I got the
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: whole set.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: So somebody already won the SpongeBob, and somebody can win
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: the Patrick today.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: So that's going to be special.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: And she's giving away a She Didn't Kill Those Baby t-shirt.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: Freelancing.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Put out a poll. Did she do it?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: 86%?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Damn, man.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: So we have, what, 86%?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: I got more than I thought I was going.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: To get in this room. So we have 14% female listeners?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: Dude.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: I know the audience.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: That doesn't distinguish.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: It's the same people at the taco truck.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: There's no man.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: It's out of 51 votes.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I know, but I'm just saying most of those.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just saying those 14 are probably females.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: I haven't met a man not saying that bitch didn't
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: I haven't met a man that's as into the case
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: as most.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Women that I know. Dude, you know the best meme
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: that I've seen of it?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: Again, true crime.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Did you hear about that girl that killed her kids?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: And we be fucking nosy.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: What about fake crime?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Did you kill about that... No, wait, I'm not bad.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Did you kill about that girl?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Damn, bro!
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: You can look it up.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Did you hear about the girl that killed Her kid,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: the copycat killer that killed her kid that was super
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: into the Lindsay Clancy case. And you're just like, this
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: is sus as fuck.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Nitty knows about it. That's how you know I'm
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: not really lying about it.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Nitty. I saw it on Truth Social.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: It was on my single chat.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I saw it on the media socials, dog.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: It's a secure chat network for like-minded folk.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: Alex Jones sent it to me.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: And also, did you know Sandy Hook was the host?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Please, Ray, at the end, play that clip when he
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: hears the jury.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: First of all, he's going to fight that. I think
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: he's going to win that.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: How funny is that clip, though?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: They want him to pay a billion dollars.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: Good, he should.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Dude, that was.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: He basically just had a bunch of.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: Like children who died were like just actors.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 9: Look.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: He deserves to be shot.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: He didn't tell those people. Look, he didn't tell those
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: people to go to those people's houses. That's not okay.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: But that's like me saying, I think this and people
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: go to people's houses.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: He did know that these people were going to do
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 8: it and he didn't do nothing about it.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: He didn't let anybody know.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: That's like Candace always getting in trouble for saying that
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Candace always killed her husband.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 8: It's fake. If you're about that life, like you already
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: have the responsibility.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: You know why all.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: Right so ethical journalism so check this out so in
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 10: my in my instagram feed i get videos where like
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 10: it's music of the dev tones and there's like a
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 10: nice nice sunset scenery and it says fucking fucking hey
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 10: jews and something like that anyways i showed it to
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 10: steph tone and the steps like.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 8: Damn and i'm like damn man like some of your
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 8: fans are crazy he's like yeah man i'm like You
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: don't like do anything about that shit. You just let
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: it like, man, as soon as I open my mouth
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 8: about it, about that issue, that means I got to
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 8: say all kinds of shit after that for all kinds
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: of videos, whether I believe in that shit or not.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: Alex Jones is the type of guy who knows what's
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 8: going on, talks about it and predicts things or whatnot.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 8: He has a responsibility now.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: But what if you really think that it was a hoax?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: What about, we believe, I mean, what if he's that dumb?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: He's allowed to believe.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: Things aren't real.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: There's bodies being carried out and shit.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: There's people that.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Believe 9-11 was an inside job.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Should they go to jail because they believe.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: 9-11 was an inside job?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: They think Charlie Kirk was an inside job as well.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Should people, should they go to jail?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: Inside job is different than, oh, it didn't happen.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: It's this thin line where, like... There's some holes in
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: that theory.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: The inside job theory?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying it's a
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: very thin line on when it's a hoax, when it's,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: did he think about it? Now we have to really,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: now we have to go in his mind and be like, well,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: did he really think it was a hoax or is
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: now he's doing.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: It for money?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: But some people really believe that 9-11 wasn't an inside job.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: He was doing it for money.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Exactly. And they should go to jail too. I think
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: I know why XC says stuff backwards.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: I think you rushed to say it.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Probably, yeah.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: And then I think if you just slowed it down
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: a little bit, you would fucking say it properly. He's
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: so excited to get it out, and he's just like, yeah,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: I saw it on the media socials. And I'm just like, yo,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: fucking fool. Nobody's rushing you to fucking.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Say it, dog.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: Isn't there actually a condition called a fascia or something?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Dyslexia.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: No, dyslexia is when you're reading it.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: He has that, too.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: That's why popcorn reading is not great for you.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Not a good idea.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I said, yo, it's like.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: Anxiety up the ass with your popcorn reading.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: The next Patreon stream, we're doing a popcorn reading fucking segment.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: It's not comfortable.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: English is my least favorite class. Fine, we'll give you
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: a Spanish book.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: That doesn't help, dawg. Just because it's in a fucking
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: different language. It's still letters. I still can't read. It's
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: still letters. They're scrambles, dude.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: They go everywhere when I'm reading.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Turned into math?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: You know Cher's dyslexic, so you're in good company.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be fine.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like 105.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: That's why she only has one name because she can't say.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Her last name.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: She just can't read it. I don't know.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Just Cher.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: All right, Ray, you want to get into the Super Chats?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: We got a fuckload.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 8: Yes, sir. Cloud Dealer package came in today. Same to you.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: I think that was last week's winner. So, hey, congrats
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: to you, dog.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: That motherfucker. Que hubo mis pobres. Vegas this weekend for
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 8: the Ryan Garcia fight.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: That's right. That is. I hope he loses.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: That's non-pobre activities right there.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: I know, dog.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Shout out to non-pobres.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, but going to Vegas now, it's like less populated. Like,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: not less populated, but less touristy.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Nice. Oh, yeah, you were there? Yeah.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, it's nice, bro.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: It's so nice that all those tourists are coming.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: This guy's not wearing it, but he's always... That's evil
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: for you. He's stoked. I don't have to wait in line.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: They might be homeless now, but I don't have to
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: wait in line.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: He's not wearing it, but he's always wearing it, his
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: MAGA hat. He's like, immigrants, tourists, fuck these guys. I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: like when my country's open for just me.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Aren't you a tourist?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I only voted for him because he said he'd get
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: rid of your people, Nini. I didn't know he lied
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: and he was going to get rid of my people.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: What did you do? Oh, man. What did you do?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: You brought me in.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: You're part of the PSYOP.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 8: Joaquin Rodriguez. Saludos y buenos dias. We don't smoke the same.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: Same team.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: Same team, baby.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 8: Brody Live 4-4. Y'all always make my days while I'm
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: high at work. Fuck my coworkers. They ain't the same team.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Same team, baby. Your coworkers ain't the same team.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Fuck them, dawg.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Fuck those coworkers.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: Brody, that's the best comment. I hope you win, dawg.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: That's right, player.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: Coworker beef is my favorite. I love fighting with coworkers.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine this fool works at a dental office
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: and shit? This fool's like... He's listening to this shit. Receptionist,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: fuck her, bro.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Fucking Janice.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Go bite somebody's lunch in the fridge, dog.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Yo, do me a favor because I always wonder what
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: you fools are doing.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I always wonder too what they do. I love what
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: you guys do downstairs because I want to know what
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: you guys are listening to while we're like there talking shit,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: being fucking retards. And don't be ashamed, bro. If you
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: got a job, you got a fucking job. You're a
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: functioning piece of society, dog. I just want to know
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: because I want a picture like you're there. I just
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: want a discount. Hey, we're going to get hooked up
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: by a mattress, dog.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Everybody better get a new bed, dog.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a guy that works at a mattress store.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Living Spaces. Living Spaces.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: We're going to get 50% off in October.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: We should walk in there with the Polo.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: Give me a new couch.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm pretty sure they're not going to.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: We're just going to bring a giant truck and just start.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 7: Loading shit up.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: All the furniture they have to... You know, if that
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: place were to get smoked out, let's just say hypothetically, right? Like,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: just another Polak shows up in there and just lets
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: it rip. All that furniture has to be thrown out.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, give it to us. Or just wait until they
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: throw it in the dumpster at the end of the night.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: It's like food.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: We just got to send them in with a mask.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: And just fucking walk, just do a one-hole run. Nah,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: they wouldn't get rid of that. They would just.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, they have to. They have to because there's
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: people that.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's new furniture.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Shampoo it. Do you shampoo it and sell it at
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: a discount? Instead of throwing it out? They have to.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: They're going to get rid of it.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: But they can write it off as a loss and
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: they have insurance for that kind of stuff.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Like living spaces you're talking about?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: They don't have a discount rule.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: Gently used.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: But you can't sell damaged goods, bro. And it's like,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: at that point, like the smoke.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Like Ikea does that. They sell damaged goods.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Not that he smoked on.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Not like that kind of damage because that's an environmental damage.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: Like it's like a.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: Like, fool, you're smoking this shit out.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: It's like.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Me going to the post office to drop off the
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: packages after here. Fools are staring at me because I
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: fucking stink like weed, dog.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: That's because you're cool and they wish they were you.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: No, they're not.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: They're just like, oh, my God, I wish I smelled
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: like weed today.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: Look at that cool Mexican guy.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Look at his tattoos.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: And he goes, I'm a Salvadorian. And you know they're
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: super autistic, so they love his Simpsons tattoos. Whenever I
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: do see adults fucking talking, they're not.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: It's not a convention.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, it's fools.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: They love you. They're like, look at his tattoos. I
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: thought they were nice people.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're cool.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: They're pretty fucking smart, too.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: They don't have that retard strength, though.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 6: Look at this fucking mango vendor.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: He loves cartoons.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Some of them you just know, bro.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: If it's a mango vendor and he says it, he
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: for sure has Goku figures.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: In his house. That was a white guy calling you
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: a mango vendor. Fuck you. Look at this mango vendor.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: He's cool, man. Totally. You forgot totally. He loves the Simpsons?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: And he's wearing a MAGA hat. I love this guy.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: Next one. Damn. Next. Next one.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 8: Here we go. Where we at? Brody, one happy mom
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 8: of 420. Great seeing Demi York on the show today.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 8: Hashtag same team.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Aw. Same team.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 8: Thanks for watching.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: Except for her take on the woman thing. Straight to jail.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: Straight to jail.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: Chris9263 or 683. Same team.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Same team, baby.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 8: McushG.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Gracias.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: We don't smoke the same for all the laughs, shows,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: events you give us. I met a bunch of solid
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: people in real life from this podcast. Shout out to them.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: Save team for life. Salute.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Wiggity, wiggity, wiggity, wiggity. That's good to hear, honestly, man.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: See that? If you ever want to come on the show,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: everyone's dope, dog. We all smoke out. Might meet your wife.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: You might meet your husband. There was some girl that
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: I was trying to get. They ate that and I
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: remember the laughing girl. Ha ha! Oh, you weren't there,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: my bad. A chocofucker? Yeah, a super chocofucker, bro. She
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: left the snail trail. On the homie's jeans. You know
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: about the snail trail?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah that's nasty yeah it was bad it was bad
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 11: they'd be ovulating at our show get off the show
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 11: so don't forget to come to the we don't smoke
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 11: the same event that's not.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah i'm like that's not that's just one person
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: that guy's talking about how he's meant like i do
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: wonder like because a lot of these people they just
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: they talk to each other and it's crazy and i
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: always do wonder i was like These people hang out
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: after the show? Some do.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Do they go to a bar maybe once a week?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: They debrief.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: They're like, oh my God, what did you like today?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: That's cute.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Some of them, I do run into them in the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: fucking wild. I'll go to this... Last week, I was
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: at the OC Fair. It was like three foods.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: It was like.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: same team and I'm just like it's.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: Sort of our version of on the spectrum yeah so.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: We started we don't smoke the same book club.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: I can't read smoke club he won't.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Be there you can listen to the audio book let's
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: go back to a run club no it's better than
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: a fucking faggy run club bro next one.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: Hey jogging's cool next one Hollywood Terp Hogan Jogging is
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: so cool. Hollywood Herb Terp Hogan. Same team.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 8: I'll get my run on. Gilbert Partida, thumbs up.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Thumbs up, fool.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 8: Rich951, thank you for the super chat.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: Thank you, dog.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 8: Joaquin Rodriguez sends us the hype. Hyping it up, bro.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: Good luck, fool.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Hey, hype this video up, bro.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: There's this new little feature on there.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Hype the video up.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: It really helps us out, too, on all the videos.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can hype that shit up.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know what that was.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for real.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Everybody click that hype button. Yeah, it really helps us out.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: I just thought it was like there's something they were
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: trying to say.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: No, bro, that shit helped out Sam Tripoli because we
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: asked everybody to go hype it up and numbers on
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: his new special.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go check out his new special. No, because it's
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: like right there by the advertisement. So I was like, ah,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what are they trying?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: But wait up, wait up.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 6: You don't have a lot of these hypes. You got
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: to save them for your favorite shit.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: At least you were honest.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be honest. Because you can't just give them
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: away to everybody.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: You can't just be hyping all these.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: Hype, hype, hype. No, it's not a like. This is
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: the honesty podcast. Yeah, so at least give us one
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: of your hypes and then go hype everyone else. Since
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: I told you about it, I deserve the hype.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: I deserve at least one of your hypes.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: At least one.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: They go hype everyone else.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck what you do.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 6: Please give us your hypes.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: You get three hypes per day, so fucking, hey, we
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: at least deserve one of your hypes.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, dog.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 8: But thank you for the super chats, though, regardless of
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: the hypes.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: We really appreciate that either.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: That's better than hype.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: It's 11.03.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Have you given your hype yet?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 8: Hype man, hype man, hype man, hype man. Rolando Valenzuela, yo,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 8: when their Spider-Man Jesus shirt drop? When does the Spider-Man
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 8: Jesus shirt drop?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Today, I'll be uploading it.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: And those are pretty limited, so I got all the
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: way up to 4XL, because there's a big-ass fool that
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: yesterday walked up to the fucking little booth at the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: MLS game, and it was like, yo, I'm a four.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: But I did come up on some 4X shirts for
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: you big-ass fools. And trust me, dawg, Cotton gets used
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: for these shirts. So if no big ass fools buy it,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to make them anymore. Because you fools
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: are the ones that complain first. You never have them,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: and then you have them, and they never buy it.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Then all the Tommies fucking shut up, dog. It's like
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: straight up, bro. So be a good Tommy and fucking
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: buy one. It's going to be a dope one, and
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: it's limited.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 8: Next one. The Homie Cruisin'. Same team.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Same team, dog.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 8: Man, it's the painter. Marathon runners poop themselves.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: Because they're doing gay stuff, so their buttholes are just open.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Is that a real thing?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: They shit themselves?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: After Nitty's gay comment, yeah, they shit themselves.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because they have to keep going. Like, you can't
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: run for that.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: You trying to win or you trying to shit?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, but you talk about the ones that are trying
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: to get first place, right?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean, obviously, if you can go to
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: the bathroom, you can go to the bathroom, but they're
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: doing it because they're trying to win this marathon, dog,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: and they'll just shit themselves.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's just say all five, like, bro, like, nobody
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: here is going to place number one, so, like, I
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, bro.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 8: I'm going to stop and take a shit.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Like, if I'm like, hey, there's a McDonald's up ahead, right,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: and it's on the road, I'm literally going to be like, fool,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: I'll catch up.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: I got to take a shit real quick. I'm not
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: going to shit my.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah but when the world record is five seconds
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: apart dog where there's someone behind you.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: But that's why that's why you'll never win because you
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: don't you're not willing to shit yourself.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not i'm not a black fool trying from africa
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: trying to run first place fool that's who always wins you're.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: Not even trying to run yeah.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I can run but i'm saying like i'm not about
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: to fucking shit myself.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: You don't want it have you seen i don't you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: don't fucking want it you have.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: To want that shit to do that.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Have you seen you can have that shit nitty.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Have you seen their toes Have you ever seen a
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: long marathon? Probably covered in shit.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: I'm not a foot person, but that's still gnarly.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: And they take their feet off and they just start
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: bleeding and the toenails are coming off.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: It's fucking insane, bro.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: I'm like, how bad do you want to win?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really. And they don't make that much money either. No,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: You fucking won. I want people with foot... I'm like,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: how do you have a foot fetish? I'm having Moses
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: put heroin in your coffee next time.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: How do you have a foot fetish and then watch that?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: I feel aggressive.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: I want i want another they're good yeah let me.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 7: Tell him i love him it's really good he's like
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: oh papers i hear that i have.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: Adhd caffeine just makes me tired you guys hear.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: That it's really good enough for what it really is
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: we're not even it is.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: That fool cater your meetings too dog like straight up
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: i'll tag him i use it today but like follow
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: him because like that's what he'll show up with the
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: machine and he'll do it like at your place so
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: if you really want to book him Just like the
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: same thing with the homie with the mariscos, dog.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: He has gigs every weekend.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: That's a bitch who loves coffee.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: I will vouch.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: He's a legit coffee fool.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: He's a coffee fool.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: He's into the coffee.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: He's a coffee fool.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Alright, next one, Ray.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 8: Next one is Greñas93. Same team. Same team.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: Luis Diaz.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 8: Shout out to We Don't Smoke the Same Sultry here.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: Will be on my pod. Just got picked to ref
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: a midget wrestling event. I hope to throw one, follow, offbeat,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: and unfiltered.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Send us a midget, dog.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: And if you really are, if you're really.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Reffing that, come on the podcast.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: After you ref it.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: And come talk about how funny it was to ref
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: some fucking.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: Midgets, dog.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: And bring a midget with you. Or bring a midget too.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, we can do a combo. No, but for
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: real though, if you're seriously doing that, come talk that shit.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Up on the pod.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: Have you ever done stand-up with Poncho? The little person?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I have.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: Have you had him on?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he can handle it.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: I think he could.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: He.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: That's fair. I don't think you could. I think you'd
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: say some kind of bug into it. You've never met him?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: How much of a midget is he?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: He's a really nice guy.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Is he like Verne Troy? Or is he a little
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: bit bigger? He's like Pee Wee. What's his name?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: Wee Man.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: He's like Wee Man. He's like Wee Man. Low key,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Wee Man is pretty big for a midget.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to give him a couple extra inches.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: Like you should do for any man.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Wee Man is pretty big for a midget.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: I want a Verne Troy midget. You know what I mean? Like,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: for sure. Like, the one that we could pick him up.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Like, Hasbulla? Or what was that full name? Yeah, like Hasbulla. Oh,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: you want your own?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: I thought I almost said that.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: He'd get hired, bro.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Would you be happy if your kid was that?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: I said I want a friend, not a kid.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 8: You need to pay for a friend.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: No, but I mean, like.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: That or missing a leg he's on.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: A kid missing a leg or a little.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: A little midget, for sure.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: No, but not a midget.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: Perfectly proportioned.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: They're always going to have acting work.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Perfectly proportioned little guy.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: Peter Dinklage has to die eventually.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: There's a difference between.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: You know, he's going to put up with work. He's
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: going to put up with movies.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: He's going to become an actor.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: I live in L.A.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 7: That's what every person in L.A. who has a kid, like,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: narcissistically is doing. They're just like, my kid's going to
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 7: be an actor or a model.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you have a midget kid, it's like,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: No, but there's a difference between a midget and a
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 6: small person who's perfectly proportionate.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: He's always going to get the perfectly.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: Proportionate little one.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: Perfectly tiny.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 8: I'm a good size for a midget.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: Sykes.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: You're a tall midget.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: You're a tidget.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 8: Shout out to the... Damn, you got to work on
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 8: that one. Shout out to the fools who came up
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 8: on my monthly package.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn. Oh, fuck yeah. Hey, what is it?
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: DM me, dog.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: I'll take care of it.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: Damn. I'm weak.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: Gilbert Partida... We're cheek lids. Did he get locked up
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: or something?
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: Nah, I told you, Fools. He got a job as
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: a dealer.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: He's a great gambler now.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: He's actually a car dealer, so he'd be working along shifts.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: If we do a night podcast, he'll probably come on
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: because he's off towards the.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: End of the day.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tap in with him and see what's up.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 8: Tip your dealers, y'all.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tip your dealers, even when you lose.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: And if you want to fucking have him be your dealer,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: go to the Hollywood Park Casino.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: Fuck that.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: He's working there. For all you fucking degenerate gamblers. And
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: he cannot help you win.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: I already asked. Yeah, so did I.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, yo, any fucking move?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 7: Yo, bro, you want to lose your job, but we
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 7: will make a killing first.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: Typical Indian. Next one.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: He asked who. What about typical Mexican?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: That's expected from a degenerate guy.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: God damn, El Salvador. For you to dabble in something
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: you don't care about, that's the Indian in you.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, money?
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: I like to dabble in. Can you help me make some?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: I need to know. And I was like, you're a
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: very professional dude.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 8: Nicholas learned to build EMP devices, my friends, to protect yourself.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 8: Hashtag safety.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: Episode's getting flagged for sure.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: Episode's getting flagged for sure.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: We've said worse.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: How to kill.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 8: We've had worser topics. All right, next one's from Rolando Valenzuela. Bro,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: I work with these Tesla bots every day.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: But have you fucked any of them yet? Yeah, have you?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: Can you? Would you?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 8: What do you think work is about?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Would you, bro?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 6: Work is about getting fucked.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Have you seen those videos of the fucking dealers that
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: they're dealing cards and then the fucking Spongebob's come out
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: of nowhere and they start fucking them up?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: What's a Spongebob?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: There's like two random.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 6: Guys that are just like Spongebob.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: And they start fucking the dealer up. But this shit,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: it's on Duel. Dude, it's fucking nuts. What happened?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: Why'd they do that?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: It's almost like.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: An Asian game show where it's like, They're called freak bobs.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. So, like, they fuck it. Like, if
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: the house loses, the dealer gets punished, right? Oh, that's
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: fucking weird. So, the fucking, like, these two guys dressed
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: as SpongeBob will come on and one of them will
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: hold them, hold you down, and they'll start literally fucking
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: you up, dog, punch you in the stomach.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: Because you lost for the house?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: And then, bro, they just humiliate you.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: They just start humping you, dog.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: It sounds like, bro, Japanese have the weirdest game shows.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: But this is in America. I know, I know.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: It's doable.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: I know, but I'm telling you, Japanese, it reminds me
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: of some Japanese shit.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: Remember they had weird ass shows and you'd watch them
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: sometimes on like G4 TV?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: My favorite was the one where the wall comes and
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: you have to fit into the shape of the wall.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: You ever seen that?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: There's a hole in the wall and that's a shape.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: It's like great for kids who are good at red light.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're like.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: Standing on a little pillar and if you want to
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: get through the wall, you have to like find the
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 6: shape of the hole.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: And then you get there. One of those old Japanese
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: game shows.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: When do you.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: Have to find people like the exact same height?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 6: No, it's just a giant shape and then you're just
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: trying to like fit it because if you don't, the
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: wall will knock you.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, it was a dumb show too. I
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: remember the silent library.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: That was like very Japanese style.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: It was funny, but it reminded me of very Japanese style.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: Candid camera. Remember that show?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: Smile. You're on candid camera. Oh, you were.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: Parental control was my favorite. Like really dumb.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 7: Parental control is like, oh, your parents hated your significant other,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 7: so your significant other would have to watch you go
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 7: on other dates that your parents picked out for you.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. No, I've never seen that. That's a good show.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that show is hilarious.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Room Raiders was dope, too.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a show Rock.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: Would sign up for.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: I can't believe they got clearance to do Room Raiders.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Well, that was all fake.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: My homies told me it was fake.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: They would literally tell you what to put, and you'd
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: put stupid stuff like.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: A strip pole just to make it interesting for the show.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: You got to produce it. Yeah. Next one, Ray.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 8: Next one. Albert McFly. Hashtag same team.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Same team.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 8: Shout out to Swish for Days. He sent us three
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 8: super chats.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Good luck, dog.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 8: Hollywood Terp Hogan sends us a super chat.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: Thank you, dog.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 8: Fuck this, he wave. I'm out of here sweating like
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 8: a marano delivering all these Amazon paquetes. Don't forget to hydrate.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: I've been leaving some water bottles out for the fucking...
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: I'd be like.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: Brother Morano's delivering paquetes?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Cause I get a lot of stuff delivered. And then like,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: you just put like, Hey bro, if you're like, take
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: one and shit. Like you just put like a little
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: fucking note there and like low key, those fools look
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: out dog. Cause they'll be hiding my shit and leaving
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: it out of sight.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: And they'd be looking out and like, I just, I assume,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: cause I believe, you know, I'm like.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine it. How hot it is.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: These fools can't even pee.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: If you're good to people, people will be good.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Like I know. And I've seen them through the camera
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: where I'm like, it's something big. And they know they're like, nah,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this shit under the chair. I'm like, yo.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: So shout out to all the UPS and Amazon workers
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: and whoever's delivering shit.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: Being a hard worker.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 8: B3Jaw. Low key. Glad I still got my PS3.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: Can't get on the network, but you got the games.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 7: You gotta keep all your old games.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: Rich951.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 8: Thank you for the super chat.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 8: Tony Guillen. Same team.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: Same team, dawg.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 6: Can you still get an N64 with, like, an HDMI cable?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, we'll just go to GameStop.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: You just gotta go to GameStop. Or you just go
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: to Amazon.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: I don't play Mario Kart. Boys and, like, fucking Mario Party.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: Remember that? How fun that was? Well, they have new
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: versions of it. That was Super Monkey Ball.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Super Monkey Ball.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: Ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. Nitty's not playing that shit. Yeah,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? Next one. Mario Party?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: Fuck you.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: He's not playing shit, dog.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: He's acting like he's going to fight.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Like he's 10 and shit.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Like he's going to actually do it.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: Shit's going to be there.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 8: That was a 10-year-old reaction right there.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 8: To their brother. Fuck you, bro.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going home. Fuck you guys.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: I'm playing all day.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 8: Sykes562.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ray.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 8: How about LAFC last night, dog? I wouldn't know. I
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 8: don't watch their games.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, dog. 2-0, dog. Shit was great. It wasn't sun.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: And shout out to everybody who bought a shirt and
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: a hat from my table. I'm going to set up
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: the next time, too.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: This shirt specifically.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: I'm almost sold out, so I'll make a new one
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: after that.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 8: Swoosh for days. Same team. Best pod ever. Naws, gnaws, gnaws.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: Gnaws, gnaws, gnaws.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: It's been a while.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have Steph tone on for a Patreon episode.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: We might gnaws it. Fun.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 8: We actually could. BrodyLive44. CCC. Rest in peace, OJ. He
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 8: didn't do it.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: He beat the system. He did it, but he beat
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: the system.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: But he beat the system.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 8: That motherfucker. Thank you for the super chat. And Kush G. York,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: you donated to her. Go fund me, huh? Fuck out
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 8: of here.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: I did not. I don't give money to people's go funds.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: But I get it.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 8: He was very forward on this. Next one, Menace the Painter,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 8: the guests will defend La Llorona.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: The folktale for like in Mexico, the lady who drowned
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: her kids in the river.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 8: Did you not hear the part where I.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 7: Condemned the bitch who did drown her kids in the river?
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: You don't know that folktale at all? No.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: So they said this like in Mexico, it's like a
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: low lore folktale. They said it's like this woman, her
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: husband left her or something like that. And like she
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: went crazy.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: She left her?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Well, like she went crazy after her husband left because
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: he didn't come back.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: And she was stuck with three kids, and she was like.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: Trying to afford them or whatever.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: She couldn't afford them anymore, so she drowned all of them. Obsessed,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: am I right?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: And then she died too, but it says that by
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: that river or by rivers, people hear it.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: She's looking for her kids.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: You can hear it whenever you're crying.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: So whenever you hear tears... But you killed them, you
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: know where they are?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: Whenever you hear crying in the fucking forest, it's saying
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: it's a haunting of her. You know where they are?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: It's like a lore, you know?
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: How did she die?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: We apparently don't know.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: There's a whole movie about it.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: We should go through the Horror Nights trail. I'm sure
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: it tells us the whole fucking story.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: There's a whole movie about it.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: Some people are shitting on the Horror Nights fucking trail. Like,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: literally shitting, apparently. I saw a thing.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: Like, it's scary? No, dog.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: Like, I saw somebody that couldn't fucking wait. What is it?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: You can have that one.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: No, it's fine. He's going to make another one. All right.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: What is it? I was going to say, like.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: People were actually, they couldn't wait in the line because
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: it's like three hours that like somebody took a shit
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: in the line.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: In front of like.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: Go home. Y'all are nasty. You don't deserve nice things.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: I've seen that in person live before Snapchat, before Instagram.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: You're lying. I swear to God, I was at EDC.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: I was at EDC 2018. First year was in Vegas.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: And I'm talking like.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: So there was Snapchat.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: I was like, no. No, but there was no service.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I didn't get it. I know.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: Trust me.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm pissed that it's.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: Not in my cloud. Trust me.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 6: You wore an onion on her belt.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: It was a style.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: Did you check your cloud? I checked looking for this
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: because I was like, I don't know why I didn't
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: record it.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: It's so full.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: So I'm in line and I'm talking long lines. I'm
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: talking like two hour waits type of shit.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: And you just want to go in.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: Everyone got there around 11 because you want to see so-and-so.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: You don't think everybody's thinking like you.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: You fuck up. We're waiting in this line and I
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: even got to pee.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, fuck. And then eventually there's this lady
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: who people in front of me and this Asian girl
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: and then the homies. Yeah. And then, and then the,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: and then, uh, that couple kind of doesn't want to
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: get closer to the Asian lady. And I'm like, there's
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: a fat line where I'm like, yo, I nudged a couple.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, let's go.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: Let's move our shit together.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, I'm not moving. And I'm like,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: why not? Like move.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: And he's like, you can go if you want.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, Something has to be wrong. So I
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: didn't give a fuck. I was like, man, fuck this phone. Like,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: let's go.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: So then I go and then you just smell.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: So this girl shit herself and she was in shorts
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: and then she got in like in squat position.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 6: And she just stood there and.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: I'm talking, it was running down her legs, dude.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 9: And then I was like, and then I was like,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 9: and then I looked back to the homie and I
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 9: was like, I feel you. I don't, she didn't even get,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 9: and then we kind of like just kept our distance
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 9: because nobody wanted to be behind her. So this whole
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 9: time I kept my distance all the.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: Way to security.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: They didn't, they didn't pat her down.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: I'm just thinking, I'm like, what if this bitch had
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: so much drugs that she was like, if I shit myself.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: Nobody's going to look.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 6: I don't know how to get patted down.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: I don't understand why she did this.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 6: I'm still mind blown.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: The bathrooms are right there.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: I know it's an hour away. It could be like
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: an invisible illness.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: Was she like alone? Was she like alone? And so
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: she didn't have anyone to hold her spot?
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: She was alone.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: She was Asian.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: She was Asian.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 7: But I feel like you could ask somebody to hold
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 7: your spot in a festival situation.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: Nope, nope, nope.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: It was so packed.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: You don't even know the full story. It was blur,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: but it was not that blur.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 6: You don't even know the whole story, X.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: You don't know the whole story, XG. It was crazy.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: That's fucking foul. It was foul. At that point, I'm like...
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: Even if you shit yourself, go clean yourself at that point.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 7: Also, how are you supposed to go through the rest
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 7: of your day with extra clothes on?
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: They sell clothes at the festival, so I was thinking
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: maybe once she gets in there.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: She's going to go in there and.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: Clean herself up. Hey, I shit myself.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Can I get some clothes?
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 5: Hey, so I only have $ 70 left. Can I have
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: that giant t-shirt?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 4: For her behalf?
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: Probably felt really good writing it out right there.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. That's probably the relief she needed in the moment.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: Bro, she was like.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: It had to have been in order for me to
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: not fucking admit it.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 4: All right, we're.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: Going to stop talking about shit. Next one. Fucking drinking
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: coffee over here. We don't poop the same. Nitty was
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: the only one happy to talk about shit. I didn't
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: say anything. This guy told a 10-minute story. I just
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: said one sentence after.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: Diego Marin.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 8: Diego Marin. Shout out to the table. Haven't been able
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 8: to catch a show out here working and being a dad.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 7: LOL.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: Miss you, foos. Hey, dog. It sounds like your life
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: is lifing for you. Yeah, man.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 6: You know what you could do? Lindsay or kids and
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 6: listen to the podcast.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: Hey, dog. That's too far, dog. Come on, dog. Can
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: I get a giggle? Can I get a ha-ha?
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: It's perfect for her. It's perfect for her. She's like, yeah, Nitty.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 7: I was about to say this man had his priorities
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 7: straight and you were just like.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying, Nitty, is that I've seen a video
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: of this one guy. Remember that video of that comedian
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: that made a joke about this one guy's kid? That
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: fool showed up to his show.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: In the middle of his set and just... Talk that fool.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: And he was like, hey, stop. He was like, te
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: vas a burrar de mi hijo? Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 6: Remember that shit? That's not personal to any individual. That's
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 6: for everybody. That's just advice for everybody. More time for
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 6: the podcast.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Next live show, I'm just saying. I wouldn't stop it.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: Next one. No mega putazos, please.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 8: Next one. The C136736.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 8: We don't smoke the same. Nady hit a dab off
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 8: of a 13 in Quartz Banger.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 6: Has to be Quartz Banger and has to percolate counterclockwise.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, I ain't even doing it. I'm heady as fuck.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 8: We're in the wrong time zone. Rich951, same team. Same team, fool.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 8: Robin the Hood sends us the fucking workout pair. Hell yeah.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: That's right, baby. When are you going to start working
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: out again? I'm just doing home workouts. Me, a kettlebell,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: some bands. And a yoga mat. Let's go.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 6: Nicholas.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: I was flexing.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 8: The next one is from Nicholas. Rockford and Roachtown, Illinois forever.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: Hey, salute to you.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: Salute Chicago.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: Yo, Chicago's sick.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: Like that badass?
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: It's nice, dude. It was awesome. My first time there,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: it's fucking... You'd like it.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 5: You'd have fun.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: Don't go in the winter.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, their rooftop.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: Bars are sick and In like the summer. And their
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 5: zoo is really fun to do.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 6: And they got fireworks every Saturday on the pier.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: That's cute. Next one.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 8: Next one. All Dark Bro. Indian pizza places are actually great.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 8: Try them.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 6: Tell them. Tell them.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: Indian and pizza. I love a fusion dish.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 6: Yo, there's a place in North Hollywood called Pablito's Pizza.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 6: The Mexican Indian pizza place.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: That is a lot of cuisines.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: I think it's a Mexican-Indian mixed guy who sells pizza.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: Like chicken masala pizza? No, it's just like a pepperoni pizza,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: but it's fire. But it's fire.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fire.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 6: Made by a Mexican-Indian guy, but it's fire.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: They probably have that.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: Go try it. And it's pizza.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 8: Next one is from.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 6: Fuck you, Beth.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 8: Next one is from Junior Reyes. Shout out to the
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 8: We Don't Smoke the Same team from Bakersfield. Listening to
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 8: y'all while trimming up some of that shit that killed
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 8: John Wayne.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: Let's go, Bakersfield.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Bakersfield in the house.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: Sketchy-ass place.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: Bakers is kind of cool.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: You're a tweaker.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 8: Greñas, one of my lady friend, lady's friend uses chat
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 8: GPT when she talks to guys and doesn't understand the text.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 8: She asked what could they mean and what should she reply?
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, girl, just give up.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 5: Go back to school before you find a man.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: She's retarded.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 4: It's okay. I could see guys.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: texting bitches but using chat GPT for every fucking question.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 5: And answer also girl don't you have a group chat
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 5: like friends to send that.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: To aren't you guys worried what's going to happen when
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: you meet in person and you don't know how to.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 7: Answer each other's questions and you're like hi I like
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 7: popcorn and it's the only thing what does.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 6: He mean by this butter too or what if you.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: Forget go to the bathroom what did he mean.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: Or what if you forget you're not in the conversation
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: so you forget that you told him that you like
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: popcorn you're acting.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: As a translator app you're just.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 6: Saying tell my chat GPT how you feel.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: Today She'll understand better.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: Than I will.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: And she'll tell me, and then we'll have sex later.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: Next one, Ray.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 8: JC10J87, same team, homies.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: Salute.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: Same team. We still got a couple left?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, we do.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 8: Joaquin Rodriguez, yo, rah-rah, how about that joke on Cali yesterday?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 8: That shit was fucking hilarious.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 7: Joke.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: Remember?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 7: E-Zone?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: Kinda don't.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 8: When, um.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 8: He fucking said, like, I like heavy, heavy on the huevos, dog.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, I go heavy on the huevos. Like,
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: something like that. He started the sentence out like that,
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: and then he just caught himself, and he was like, whoa.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: Like, all right, that was gay as.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: Fuck with me.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: He eats a lot of eggs?
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: Something along that conversation, but he was like, yeah, I
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: fucking go heavy on the fucking huevos. Like, you know, like,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: but he said it, like, with so much passion.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: Next one.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: C10J86. Hey, salute.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that super chat.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 8: Swish for days. Thank you for the super chat. Auto
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 8: Dark Bro, y'all should do a group vacation vlog like
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 8: a cruise.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 3: That would be a lot.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 8: Fuck a cruise.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 4: Fuck a cruise.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: I like the water. I like the ocean.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 8: Let's go to Vegas for the weekend. That's a vlog
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 8: right there.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: Bro, have you ever seen when cruise go... When something
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: goes wrong in a cruise, it goes wrong in a
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: fucking cruise, bro.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: You watch a lot of documentaries.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: On this, don't you?
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, I love documentaries. And that's my thing. People are like,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: usually it doesn't, but when it does, it goes really bad.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 4: That can happen anywhere.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: No, on a boat, it's just different. No, I'm down
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: to go on a boat. I'm down to go on
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: a boat and stuff. It's just the concept of a cruise, bro.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: It's like. You're on other waters.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: You're literally on their property.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 7: So you want to do like a six hour cruise,
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 7: like just around like Catalina or something?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: That's not a cruise. It's just a boat ride.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not down for a boat ride.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 5: What the fuck else do you want to do?
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: Not a cruise. No, he's talking about like a cruise.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: Like those long, like the Disneyland cruise.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 5: Do you want to do like, do you want to
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: get like a yacht and do it yourself?
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I put that shit back. That's better. Save up. Yeah,
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: save that. Not a cruise. Way different.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: Way different.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: They just want us to hang out for a few
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: days together. Can we just do that?
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 5: Let's get a cabin.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why do we have to make this so hard?
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: Go to Arrowhead. I just want to hang out with
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: my friends. I wonder what goes on in those cabins.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: That's been everything.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 8: Cabins are nice.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: A lot of drugs.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 8: Cabins are nice. DMV Chela, shout out to the We
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 8: Don't Smoke the Same OGs. Number one, cheek on the
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 8: podcast in the whole wide world. Glad XG hasn't uploaded
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 8: any new podcast on Spotify. Reminds me of Hooter.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: Fuck you.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck, this was it. Glad XG has not uploaded a podcast.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: Go watch my reaction videos.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: They're doing really good on YouTube.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: You're not doing the podcast, though? Fuck you, huh?
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 8: He has no chili, bro.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: I have no gas.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I'm literally
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: getting a gas.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying Chili's out.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, I just haven't done it. I've just
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: been super busy. I want to be a guest.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: You got to do Chili's job.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: I will. Next one. I mean, it's just.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, come sit there. He starts crying.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 5: Come sit there.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 8: The CR136736 says, Nitty, blow your espalda out again with
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 8: a blinker.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 6: What's an espalda?
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: Your back.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: He threw your back out hitting a pen, he says.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 8: Man, that could happen. The Homie Hookup. Hope everyone has
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 8: a great day. Same to you.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: Right back at you.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: Yup.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: Ayo.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 8: All Dark Bro.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 4: Ayo.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 8: Morning Shot Films. Review Burner's new movie. He has a
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 8: new movie?
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Alright, I'm down.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 8: I'm going to be very honest, as I usually do
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 8: with all my reviews on the Morning Real podcast. I
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 8: reviewed The Odyssey and Disclosure Day.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: Check them out.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 1: You're going to review it?
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 5: I couldn't stand The Odyssey.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: Overrated.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 8: Of course, somebody who supports Lindsay would say that. Next one.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 8: Humberto Amaya. Humberto Amaya. What's up, homies?
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: Nothing.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: What's up, dawg?
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 8: DMV Cellos. E-Zone looks like he casted in the 187 movie.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: Stupid. Stupid, dawg. He was the casting director.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 8: That was not bad.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: That was not bad. That movie's a crazy movie. You
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: should watch it, Diddy. No one's watching nothing until you
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: watch Hustle & Flow, dawg.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 4: If you give us a freestyle, I'm not doing anything.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 3: No, or Hustle & Flow. Watch Hustle & Flow. Well,
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: fuck you.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stop recommending the movies then.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: You should watch Hustle & Flow. You'll actually like it.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 4: It's fucking good.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: You'll like it. I guarantee this will come back like
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: all the gangstas movies.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 6: Most of the people in the movie are not your
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 6: favorite kind of people, but you'd like the movie.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: Fuck off, Diddy.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Next one. There's weed. There's pimps. There's horror.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of shit going on.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: Just imagine they're Mexican.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 5: It's XG's normal weekend.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is fucking when I used to live with George.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 8: Nah, you wish it'd be like Hustle & Flow.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: Whoop that. It was crazy living with George. I will
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: never lie about that.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: I will never lie about living with George.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: It was nuts.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: Vivid, 4216E, that hat is gas.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 8: Much love, everyone.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you uh there's a couple of them that i
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: haven't uploaded on whatnot because i had them in storage
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: but they're these are actual new arrows i'm gonna have
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 1: them out at comic-con uh at tommy's booth so i'm
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: gonna have a rack there and i'm gonna have a
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: little table they're set up with some of my gear
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: and uh so they fit you and it's your size
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: come get them Shout out to Tommy. Go visit his
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: store at Burbank, too.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: Super dope. Yeah. And go get this hat, too, as well.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one's almost sold out.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: You almost sold out?
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: That one's almost sold out.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: I did give you one.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 4: No, I have the other one. I stole this one, too.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 4: I know you didn't give it to me.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: He was mad when I took it.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are not allowed in the back anymore. No,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 3: I stole it.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: It was right there.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: It was right there.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: You're not allowed anywhere unsupervised.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: You're not allowed in the front anymore either.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's cameras everywhere. Nitty got caught stealing, not even stealing,
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: but taking a fucking extra hash hole.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 4: Don't see minus his merch.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 8: You're not allowed in this back there. Luis Diaz, bet.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 8: I'll take one and you can pet it. Same team.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 4: What can we pet?
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 8: I don't know, dog.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: Who was that one? Vivo?
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 4: Vivo pet it.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: We got like three more, right?
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 8: Luis Diaz. That was the one. Next one is up
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 8: is down. Same team.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 8: After that is Y2Kidding. Never forget, 2,966 Americans died on 9-11. 4.5
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 8: million killed in U.S. invasion.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: Bro, never forget.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 3: It's a lie for an eye, right? Am I right?
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 4: So sad.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 6: Red America.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: I was watching Little Dog Memory because it was the anniversary.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: Don't turn this into one of your comedy shows.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of them.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of them. This new one on Netflix?
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, but they were talking about the dancing one.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: The dancing. Yeah, that's just nuts, bro. What kind of
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: dance was it?
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 8: Well, it's like when I see Argentina lose the World Cup,
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 8: I danced.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: For a little bit.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 8: I was like, hell yeah, dog.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: Fuck Messi. Fuck Argentina.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 3: You can do that. Everyone hates Argentina.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, Nazi hideout 101.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: They have a couple reasons. Why shouldn't we? There's a
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: couple reasons.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 8: I hate the team.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: Number one is messy.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: Number one is messy. Let's start with number one is messy.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: Number one, fuck that bitch.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: Everything else is obviously second.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 8: All right, next one is Hi Me or Hi Mine.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 8: Got the Simpsons cup from Jack in the Box.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 3: Dope.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got one too yesterday. There's a High and
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: Hungry coming up as well. Follow it on my page.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: We did the review on it. Wasn't too really impressed,
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: but it was cool.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 8: Well, technically, we did review the double chicken sandwich.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the chicken one.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: It's the Krusty. Krusty.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 8: It's the Krabby Patty.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 3: It's the Krusty Burger. It's the Krusty Burger, dog. What's
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: the cup look like? Yeah. Huh? What's the cup look like?
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: It's somewhere around here. I got one of them. I
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: got the Homer cup.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: Not bad.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: Not bad.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: That was pretty cool.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: Congratulitos. Yeah, but.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: Remember when they used to be glass? That's what I said.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: I literally... You know what?
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: Just watch the new High and Hungry.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: It's going to be coming out.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 3: They don't give a fuck about you. They want forever
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 3: plastics in you.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, man.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: They don't want you to have babies. They want you
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 3: to come microplastics. Next.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 2: Because they know you're going to drown them. Next one.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 8: Last one.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 4: You're allowed to if you're sad.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 8: Fucking asshole.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 8: Last one is from Junior Reyes.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: XG, sorry, dog.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 8: XG would fit in with the pookie pirates out here.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: Arr, give me that scante. Give me that scante.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 5: Arr.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, baby.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 3: Get high and mop the floor.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 6: Did you hear about that new thing? Did you hear
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 6: about that new proposal?
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 2: About giving the homeless a place to fuck?
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, the fuck booths.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nuts, bro.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: It's better than not fucking in a booth. Nah, bro.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 7: I think that's a lawsuit waiting to happen if somebody
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 7: getting dragged into one of those and raped.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: Who's clit?
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 6: I think it happened, dragged in anywhere and raped. I'm
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 6: just saying, would you rather see them fuck on a
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 6: curb or in a little booth?
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 3: Nice and for everybody.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: It's a luxury.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 6: Aesthetically, it's nice.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: It's a luxury to fuck.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 6: Okay, then fuck on the street then.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: You should have a car or a house.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 7: Or are you hot enough to pull somebody?
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 6: But the problem is, they're already fucking on the street.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 6: Do you want to just let people fuck on the street?
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 6: Or go fuck in the box?
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 5: I don't live downtown, so I don't see it as much.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: I already said it. What I'm concerned about is who's
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 3: cleaning it. My fucking people are going to clean it.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: You know fucking... Consuela or fucking Esperanza. So it's still
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: my people. So there might be a Chinese guy who
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: gets that job too.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 7: They're going to give the job to somebody with papers. No,
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 7: they're not.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 3: No, they're not. They're going to go to a whole
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 3: people and be like, who wants to clean some fucking bathrooms?
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and pick the winners. We're going to
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: go from third to first place. So good luck to everybody.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: Winner for third place is going to be, and please
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: DM me with your name and address.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 3: First place is going to.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: Winner, winner.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 3: Good luck, baby.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: All Dark Bro.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: All Dark Bro. Congratulations. Yeah, that was a new fool.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: This coffee's lit, bro. I might not take a nap.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 1: I know, me too.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking hyped. I got a real hype button going on.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: I used all three of mine. What is it?
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 4: I have none left.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: Second place is going to... David, let me get a
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: drum roll.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: Second place is going to go to... That's right, baby.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: Damn, it's a big close-up.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: Vincey! Oh, no. Vincey Classy! And her three babies!
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: The real winner is Vivid4216. So it's at second place. Vivid4216,
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: you got second place. So hit me up and let
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: me know that you won second place. And now first place,
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: which is the really big package, is going to be
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 3: Good luck, everybody.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: And I wonder who's going to be, though, because there's
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of people in this fucking mix.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 3: Come on, baby. A ver, a ver, a ver.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: Joaquin Rodriguez, 25-15. Congratulations.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 3: Hey, bro, those are all three new people.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what's up. For all you complaining, it's rigged.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: That fool always wins.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 7: That guy's always going to start spinning more than me.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, you've seen the thing spin.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's huge.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 5: There's a giant wheel.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so salute to everybody for participating.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: Don't trip.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 1: I got the rest of the Spongebob cast in glass
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: that I'm going to give away for the next show.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: So it's going to be one every episode, so I'm
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: going to run out of it, and then we're going
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: to keep it going. I like giving you guys something
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: back for contributing and watching the podcast. Let's give it
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: up for our guest, Demi York, for stopping by. You
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: got anything you want to shout out? Are you going
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: to be anywhere?
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 7: I actually am taking a break right now from doing
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 7: a ton of stand-up, but I'll be back with the
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 7: improv next month. If you follow me on Instagram, I
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 7: always post where I'm at for my shows. And start
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 7: looking out.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 5: I'm going to have a show out next year in
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 5: the fall. Congratulations.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: Manifesting it.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 3: Mr. Three Plates?
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 6: Hola, senors.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you guys for listening. You already know what it is.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: Number one Mexican podcast in the world.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 6: Tomorrow night, I'll be at the Stand-Up Comedy Club in
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 6: Bellflower with my boy Keith Pedro. If you want to
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 6: come out to that, hit me up. And on Saturday,
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 6: I'll be in Laguna Niguel. If you want to come
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 6: to either of those shows, just hit me up and
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 6: we'll set you up. See you guys next week. Oh,
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 6: Keith Pedro, my boy who I'm with in the thing,
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 6: is going to be our guest on this show.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got guests every week from now.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: We're fully booked.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: We got lots of comics. Yeah, expect a lot of comics.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: Expect a lot of good people. We got the Cowlitz
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: homie on next week, too.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you guys for listening.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 4: You're already our number one Mexican podcast.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: Ray, don't interrupt him. Fucking nitty, please.
• 1:55:53
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• 1:55:55
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• 1:55:58
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• 1:56:03
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• 1:56:04
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• 1:56:05
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• 1:56:07
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• 1:56:09
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• 1:56:11
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• 1:56:17
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• 1:56:18
  Speaker 3: I got these fucking torta ass with some crazy lip
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: filler getting arrested.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 8: That shit was wild.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: That shit's wild, huh? Did you see how much they have?
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 3: A lot, bro.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 2: Half a million.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 8: Go watch it, dog.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: Go watch it. Thank you for watching it.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on both his channel and we don't smoke
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: the same channel, so go Make sure you guys watch that.
• 1:56:36
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• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: The Green Thumb Show is going on today, so make
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 1: sure you guys watch that from 1 to 3. Everybody,
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• 1:56:54
  Speaker 1: lot of new stuff, including the Spider-Man Jesus shirt that
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 1: will be coming out. Today, I will be uploading it
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: along with some other stuff. Take a look and get
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: the Puffco Core as well. Puffcon is coming up. It's
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 1: going to be in a couple weeks. Get the Puffco Core.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: I will have some of them for sale on me
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: that day, but they're selling out. And every time you
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: get a Puffco Core case or a cup, I throw
• 1:57:15
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• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: Sample of some Cali Blades for free. So you can
• 1:57:18
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• 1:57:19
  Speaker 1: Aside from that, Flavors by E-Zone on whatnot. And with
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: that being said, we'll see you guys next week. Congratulations
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 1: to all the winners.