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Live Radio is LIVE and well.... sometimes it can get graphic! Today it did. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Denise. Do you have an embarrassing story that
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  Speaker 1: happened in public?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Yes, pretty engrossed to you, A little bit gross.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So, so I was driving to Mesa to pick up
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  Speaker 2: a car some surprise, and my sister was I'm taking me.
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  Speaker 2: It was a private owner bike. So we're driving back
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  Speaker 2: from Mesa. Well I am now and my sister's following me,
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  Speaker 2: and we're on the it in and this car that
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  Speaker 2: looks great to have brand new tires and everything, but somehow,
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  Speaker 2: some way, one of my tires literally had like went
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  Speaker 2: like flat or popped or whatever, like shredded, and so
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  Speaker 2: the car starts like going crazy, and like I'm tiny,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like a huge like mini van, like the
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  Speaker 2: biggest I've ever seen. I don't know. And so my
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  Speaker 2: sister's behind me, and then the car and then the
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  Speaker 2: tire flies off of of my car and it hit
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  Speaker 2: my sister's window shields, and then I'm trying to like
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  Speaker 2: pull over. But now I'm worried about my sister, and
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  Speaker 2: I don't see her anymore because her car like started
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  Speaker 2: to like spin a little bit. So now I'm like scared,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know what happens but when I get
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  Speaker 2: really really scared, I have to poop, like real poop,
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  Speaker 2: like diarrhea poop. And so right there, I like pull
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  Speaker 2: over right and I'm like, I get out on the
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  Speaker 2: itin like around seventh Avenue, and I was so scared,
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  Speaker 2: and next thing I know, I had to poop and
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  Speaker 2: I had to poop right thin and there, so I
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  Speaker 2: had no choice but to just poop on the side
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  Speaker 2: of the IT tin And then I had nothing to
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  Speaker 2: wipe with, so I had to use the car manuals
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  Speaker 2: of the car I just bought. And then these people
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  Speaker 2: came to help me, and I was pooping like I
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  Speaker 2: was diarrhea poop, got it and it was awkward and
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  Speaker 2: it was nasty. And then and then on top of that,
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  Speaker 2: I got scared because this guy who who like came
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  Speaker 2: to help, he was relatively large, and he scared me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I got scared. I was pooping, my
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  Speaker 2: pants were down, and then I hit my head on
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  Speaker 2: like the car door because I had one of the
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  Speaker 2: like the driver door open and try to block me
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  Speaker 2: from being seen because it's a band, so I can't
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  Speaker 2: like open up up the package or the back door.
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  Speaker 2: So I was kind of exposed, and when he came
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  Speaker 2: up behind, I got scared and I hit my head
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  Speaker 2: and there was a mess and I have, yeah, poop
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  Speaker 2: on my leg.
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  Speaker 1: That's why. That's why a lot of those manuals now
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  Speaker 1: are digital. That's why.
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  Speaker 2: The way the car manual paper, it's really really hard.
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  Speaker 2: It's so disgusting, like it hurts so bad. It was
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  Speaker 2: a mess. Hot kind of car, was it? You know
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  Speaker 2: what's funny? It was a stupid It was a Ford
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  Speaker 2: Wizdord windsor Windsor.
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  Speaker 3: Never heard of it. Don't remember that one?
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  Speaker 2: Still, Yeah, you don't remember a Windsor like it's a ford.
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  Speaker 3: E didn't buy your real Ford. That's why the wheel
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  Speaker 3: fell Windstar Mini.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, at least you have those are thick manuals.
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  Speaker 1: So you had a lot of paper. That's good, all right, Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: But I know, I don't know. I won't tell you
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  Speaker 1: too much. But been there, been there, Denise, all right,
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  Speaker 1: really no, I didn't use a manual. But okay, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: you put the manual back in, you throw it away,
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  Speaker 1: no more.
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  Speaker 3: You don't learn anything about it.
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  Speaker 2: It was diarrhea, it was you didn't need any more details.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine, all right, that was not Christmas wish. In
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  Speaker 3: case you just came in, that's a little different, coming
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  Speaker 3: up a little later, different, change the music.
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  Speaker 1: If she told that story over the song and I.
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  Speaker 3: Had to poop on the side of the time.
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  Speaker 1: Gets scared, I have to poop.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we got you your own roll of toilet paper
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  Speaker 3: for your windstar. In case she gets scared again, wins.
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  Speaker 3: I mean she was a really good storyteller, though lots
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  Speaker 3: of details.
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  Speaker 1: On that way.
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  Speaker 3: I may never be the same.
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  Speaker 1: But what Nick, you're there laughing? What we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a meeting about ballot ye if Dylan is back here mortified,
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  Speaker 1: she's trying to find literally anyone else to call to
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  Speaker 1: follow up that call. You don't follow up that. We
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  Speaker 1: don't follow up that call. You leave that alone. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be taken that call. That's good.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a delay that goes five.
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  Speaker 1: Live radio show. You know what? This is not AI,
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  Speaker 1: This is uh we real human, personally human. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get more human than that. And I'm gonna hear a
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  Speaker 1: aar will about talking about that. You know what, say,
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  Speaker 1: that's the iHeart Corporate. This is the most real phone
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  Speaker 1: call you could ever put on the radio. This is
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  Speaker 1: the most guaranteed human. Guaranteed human, that's the phrase I
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  Speaker 1: was looking for.