Latest / The Multiverse Collective / Final Hope E11: Gladiator 3 - Pantheonic Drift
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- 0:00Ready are we all? Strapped on and strapped in,
- 0:03baby, Let's go. Yeah, it's all the Lloyd lying,
- 0:08all the girds lined it. Lined girded one of the free.
- 0:13I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the
- 0:15key. Fuck yeah my.
- 0:16God, that was not where I thought you were going with
- 0:19that. On our last episode, Murphy and
- 0:26the gang head to a casino. But this isn't just a regular
- 0:30casino. This is a casino in space.
- 0:33Oh, and along the way, they meet Roxanne, an employee of a casino
- 0:37who does your best to try to help them.
- 0:40And they get into some high jinks when they meet someone
- 0:46who's not such good news. And Roxanne tries to warn them,
- 0:50but every time she does, she gets a massive migraine.
- 0:53So fun. So that is where we left off and
- 0:59I do believe everyone left at the end and Roxanne went back to
- 1:04attend to her dog mobiles or who.
- 1:07Had a. Terrible gambling addiction.
- 1:22So we come back to the PERD and in like the viewing station, we
- 1:28see Murphy, Maxwell and Aphrodite sat in the viewing
- 1:33platform. Yeah, I think she's perched on
- 1:36his knee. Oh damn.
- 1:38Damn, what? What have the been?
- 1:41I say it's going to be like one or two days since you left the
- 1:45casino. How how has the dynamic been in
- 1:49the PERD? Has anything changed or, you
- 1:52know, is like Spencer and Max still sort of avoiding the
- 1:55situation? I mean, Murphy is fine.
- 1:58Spencer spent all of her waking hours at the gym just to avoid
- 2:03looking at at what's happening. I you know what I think Max is
- 2:07also just like also in the gym. Yeah, like Spencer.
- 2:12Spencer knows that they're like, it's very wrong.
- 2:15Like, something's really wrong here.
- 2:17But she doesn't want to like Harsh Murphy's vibe.
- 2:21This is like, the happiest she's ever seen this little dude, you
- 2:24know? He deserves to get some.
- 2:26I think Max has tried like in the first probably 12 hours that
- 2:31we got on the PERD, I think Max has tried to be like, hey buddy,
- 2:37you know, women are great, but you know, they're, they're not
- 2:42everything and I think. Shut up, Max.
- 2:45No, hold on. No, fuck.
- 2:46That's the wrong way. Fuck.
- 2:49Shut the fuck up, Max. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:52Shut up, Max. You don't know what you're
- 2:54talking about. I'm older than you.
- 2:58I've had several serious relationships.
- 3:03I believe that. Spencer just went away
- 3:07furatively. She like won't even look at this
- 3:09conversation as as it's happening.
- 3:12You know what, Murphy? It won't make sense to you now.
- 3:15I get it, I get it. But one day you'll come to me
- 3:18and you'll say Max Brown. You said some smart shit on that
- 3:21ship and I think Max is just going to walk away.
- 3:29You know, it it probably makes it worse that for the power of
- 3:32your Aphrodite, it looks like the women you both love, which
- 3:38has got to be sort of some sort of psychological damage, you
- 3:41know? Oh yeah, I mean, this is, this
- 3:45is full psychological warfare for Spencer.
- 3:48She is losing her fucking shit. Like she genuinely can't even
- 3:51look at this as it's happening. Do we get do we get cell signal
- 3:56on the ship? Like is there like a post office
- 3:57or something 100? Percent post office.
- 4:04There's there's just one stark that flies to the perd every day
- 4:08with your mail Max. Writes Sarah A Love note.
- 4:13Oh God. Homework Max, please write me
- 4:18I'll. Write you something during the
- 4:22break. Don't you worry.
- 4:24It's going to start with my dearest Sarah.
- 4:27It has been three weeks since the war began.
- 4:32It has been six days since I left, since I.
- 4:34Left I still think about you every day.
- 4:40It's almost like you're here. That thermos sees a lot of use,
- 4:44huh? It's for soup, God damn it.
- 4:49Is there like a fucking water? Yeah.
- 4:56No, I think. I think by day 2 Max and Spencer
- 4:59are fully just like in the gym. I think they haven't said a
- 5:03single word to each other other than just like grunting at
- 5:06weights. Yeah, 100% Spencer can't hold
- 5:09the conversation right now. She's so physically angry every
- 5:13time she looks at this. Like Regina mock up sitting in
- 5:17Murphy's fucking lap. Murphy's lap.
- 5:20Murph. It's Murph.
- 5:21I think Max, I think Max has tried, but he's just like, no,
- 5:27no, no talk only wait. I, I think the only, I think the
- 5:32only words said between Max and Spencer in the past two days is
- 5:36a mix of like, hey, do you need a spot for that or can you pass
- 5:41the protein pancakes? OK.
- 5:48Remind me, do we have a destination or did we just get
- 5:52and just start fucking going in the?
- 5:53Direct. Yeah, we just we.
- 5:54Just started going. In started going.
- 5:58Oh good. It's cool, don't you worry about
- 6:01it. You got to get us somewhere.
- 6:04Which is even. Worse, say, do we have like a, a
- 6:09local map of like habitable planets that we could check out
- 6:13or something like we, we haven't, we've been sort of on
- 6:16autopilot this entire trip so far so.
- 6:19Yeah. So, so from from now you're,
- 6:22you're basically not. You've just basically just went,
- 6:25well, fucking fly in that direction and see what we come
- 6:27up to. 2nd starting straight on to morning.
- 6:29Got it. Yeah, and you've gone past
- 6:32planets that are habitable, but Aphrodite is just every single
- 6:37time you've you've pointed one out to us, she's like, no, no,
- 6:39not that one. No, you know what the.
- 6:42Fuck, did we let Murphy fly the ship?
- 6:46You let Murphy fly the ship. I was never going to be in
- 6:50charge, Max. You.
- 6:52I thought we were fighting syphilis.
- 6:55You don't. Want chlamydia to?
- 6:56Fly. You should.
- 6:57Chlamydia syphilis is the one that killed out.
- 7:01Worse. Oh, I thought it was like tax
- 7:05evasion or. Something I mean that too, but
- 7:07also syphilis. Oh fuck, you know.
- 7:13Well, well, the. Peravia having this
- 7:16conversation, you hear? I don't know how you'd explain
- 7:21it. The two, Max and Spencer would
- 7:23hear just literal gibberish like over the intercom, like
- 7:29somebody's sending these signals over, whereas you Merthyr you
- 7:33would hear. So this is is the trash that you
- 7:36chose Aphrodite instead of me, your husband?
- 7:42As the PERD starts being like, you lose control of the PERD as
- 7:48yeah, just basically pulled into a truck to a a tractor bin.
- 7:53Is that what the fuck they're called?
- 7:54Yeah, yeah. Yeah, are are are Max and
- 7:56Spencer on the bridge with me right now?
- 7:57Are they still working out? No, I'm in the gym.
- 8:00I have not left the gym. OK.
- 8:02Max drops like 100 LB plate on his foot.
- 8:06Max are going to die. You just see like bright red.
- 8:12I'm off his face and I think Murphy from the bridge, you just
- 8:18hear. Spencer comes over and takes the
- 8:28weight off of his foot, but there's like, tears in her eyes
- 8:31because. There's tears in Max's eyes
- 8:35because I think he just broke like three of his toes.
- 8:39Yeah, 100%. Fence hurt.
- 8:41Please carry me to the Infirmary.
- 8:44OK, OK. And she picks him up piggyback
- 8:49style. Murphy, for his part, is going
- 8:51to he'll he'll look at Aphrodite and just go.
- 8:56Who's this nerd? It's a Festus.
- 9:01Never heard of him. He, he's just, he's, he's just
- 9:04some nerd from Mount Olympus. I hate that place.
- 9:15I'm I'm married to him, he thought.
- 9:17That's a long story. Married.
- 9:20But it's a lovely man. It's a it's a loveless marriage.
- 9:24I love you, Murphy. I see.
- 9:28Look. Look at that smile.
- 9:29Who could not love that smile? A Festus doesn't smile like
- 9:35that. He's ugly and deformed and he
- 9:37makes me hate my life when he talks to me, you know?
- 9:40And who wants that? I think, I think we should have
- 9:47a talk with him. I think, I don't think we have
- 9:51an option. It looks like it.
- 9:56I'm sorry to say it, but it looks like we're being pulled to
- 9:58the the Crucible of Champions. How sweet.
- 10:07Coming into view from as you're getting pulled in by this
- 10:11tractor beam is that just imagine this colossal structure,
- 10:16it's like far grander than any earthly Amphitheatre and it's
- 10:20shimmering with like an overworld, overworldly
- 10:23luminescence. You can tell that this building
- 10:25isn't built from mere stone and mortar, its foundations woven
- 10:31from the very fabric of creation myths.
- 10:35You know, solidified Starlight from celestial beings, petrified
- 10:40scales of prime primordial serpents, and polished Timbers
- 10:44from the World Tree itself. The colours shift and shimmer
- 10:48depending on which Pantheon's energy is currently done.
- 10:52The circumference of this building stretches what seems
- 10:55like an endless horizon. It it looks like it could be a
- 10:59simple Oval, but it's shape is subtly morphin.
- 11:02Mighty Morphin would one. Say yes, one would say it is
- 11:08Mighty Morphin at this moment in time you can see it resembles
- 11:12the shape of a Colosseum or something along those lines.
- 11:17And you see this grand archway like adorned with Greek symbols
- 11:23and text, but then there's also Norse symbology and all these
- 11:28different pictures. You know, there's drawings of
- 11:32Zeus, Odin, RA, amateur Rasu, Quetzalcoatl, Shiva and
- 11:36thousands of other different gods that throughout all these
- 11:40pantheons that have been throughout the thousands of
- 11:44years of history. And you have lost me book again,
- 11:49by the way, me role. So I'm just going after the move
- 11:53around to the bedroom. Roll 2D6 plus mundane please,
- 11:57Kyle. That's a 12.
- 11:59Oh damn, You see stood in this grand archway, you see
- 12:06Hephaestus hunched over his body looking broken.
- 12:12You can see his hands are blistered and bruised and
- 12:16covered in black soot from where he's been working the anvil.
- 12:20You see a rather large man who is in this black Obsidian like
- 12:27armour who all you can see in what's the the slit thing called
- 12:33on. A visor A.
- 12:34Helmet yeah on the visor is just these fiery red eyes pop like
- 12:39piercing through you see this older looking gentleman who is
- 12:44still ripped to fuck in just this toga with a long grey beard
- 12:51and slick back grey hair. You see a slightly tanned man
- 12:56who's just in some sort of shawl who has all these like fish
- 13:02scale tattoos across his body with dreadlocks and a quite
- 13:07trimmed tame beard. And you see a woman who seems to
- 13:12be quite maternal, seems very motherly to some of these people
- 13:17on who are stood there. And you know, she's, she's
- 13:21beautiful, nowhere near as beautiful as Aphrodite.
- 13:24But she is just an astonishing and she has her arm looped round
- 13:29to the old grey man's arm. And as you're looking, you look
- 13:34at Aphrodite and she looks troubled.
- 13:39She's sort of furrowing her brow and rubbing her head.
- 13:44I didn't want you to meet them like this.
- 13:46Oh, it's fine, babe. Let's go meet them.
- 13:48Let's go meet your family. Well, it.
- 13:53Well. There's my husband, my, my, my
- 13:58ex, my mum, my dad and my my uncle.
- 14:02You know, it's, it's, it's going to be a fun afternoon, I can
- 14:08tell you that. All right, let's go have a
- 14:10cookout. He'll stand up and he'll he'll
- 14:12press the little button on his seat and go.
- 14:14Max Spencer, we got family to go.
- 14:17See. Come on, let's go.
- 14:22Max, what the fuck is happening? Spencer I don't know.
- 14:27OK, Are you going to be like, all right, Because I don't know
- 14:29how to help you with all of this.
- 14:33I'm going to go see what Murph wants.
- 14:37I guess. You, you go.
- 14:39I'll, I'll make my way go. He needs it.
- 14:48I'll I'll be there and Max weekly starts limping out of the
- 14:53Infirmary. Yep, Spencer gives him a thumbs
- 14:55up and absolutely dusts him. Yeah, she's like fully power
- 14:59walking. She wants to go see what's going
- 15:01on. It's like morbid curiosity and
- 15:03fear and also disgust because Murphy has been just like
- 15:07letting. Her doodling with your girl.
- 15:09Sit in his lap canoodling with my girl.
- 15:13It's awful just like this. Low grade nausea.
- 15:17As you enter the viewing deck, Spencer, can you can can you
- 15:23roll me two D6 plus danger. That's a 10.
- 15:26What is my danger? It's been a while.
- 15:28One second wait for my. Seat up.
- 15:30My danger's two. Well, that's a dirty 12 then.
- 15:34Oh damn, twelves are coming in thick and fast.
- 15:37You see this man in fucking plate mail, this black Obsidian
- 15:42plate mail, and you, how you feel the behemoth who inhabits
- 15:47your spirit, just fucking react. Yeah, I want to fuck this guy
- 15:51up. This is, yeah.
- 15:53This is like the reaction of kindred spirits.
- 15:55Like, you're both angry. Yeah, you, you both like
- 15:59fighting. This is just like this guy can
- 16:02you can tell this guy can take a punch and you can tell he can
- 16:04throw a punch and you want to fucking test it?
- 16:07100% I I'm like, I've kind of forgotten about the Regina thing
- 16:11to be honest. I mostly just want to go spar.
- 16:15Like, let's fuck around and find out.
- 16:18Yeah, it's got by the time you get to the viewing deck, Max,
- 16:21I'm, I'm assuming that Spencer and Murphy are already a lot of
- 16:25fucking walking. I was assuming that Spencer is
- 16:28like mid punch. No, Spencer hasn't.
- 16:32You know, she's gonna introduce herself first.
- 16:34She's not just gonna like. Start on the punch.
- 16:36We just have to go down there so.
- 16:38Yeah, yeah. But she's like, anticipating
- 16:41this. Max like 30 seconds later he's
- 16:44walking and it is like the most defeated limp.
- 16:48Like I I will do this on camera so that you guys know what I'm
- 16:52talking about, but it's like he's he the foot in which he
- 16:57dropped the plate on is like up in the air and he's like walking
- 17:01on his heel and just kind of like shuffling.
- 17:03Y'all know what I mean? I have a question though, can't
- 17:07Max fly? Yes.
- 17:13He could just float. He could.
- 17:16Will he though? Absolutely not.
- 17:19Boat, by the way, Murphy Rummy 2D6 plus superior at advantage,
- 17:28which is no reason. Yeah, I love that for us. 9.
- 17:33As you pass this archway, you feel a familiar feeling.
- 17:38That's all I'm going to say for now.
- 17:40Oh good, Mr. Ram, put your face on the.
- 17:42Way ominous, which is so ominous style.
- 17:48Well, I can't. I can't give away all my
- 17:50secrets. I mean, you could, yeah.
- 17:53You could. You could.
- 17:55You won't, but you could. I could, I could, but I'm not.
- 17:59Going to yeah, so. You know, the PERD pulls up, the
- 18:09walkway comes down, and you are greeted by.
- 18:14Let me count on to these four people, these 5 people, I can do
- 18:19maths and you see the grey haired man come to that.
- 18:27Aphrodite, it's been such a long time since you've come home to
- 18:30us. And you're like ushers.
- 18:35Are in and he goes this. Must he comes over to you?
- 18:38And he goes, This must be Murphy Maxwell.
- 18:41We've heard so much about you since you've been seeing my
- 18:44daughter for the past two days. Spencer is like looking between
- 18:50them like crazy at her head's like back and forth.
- 18:55It's a tennis match. She's also bright red.
- 18:59How did you find out about me that quickly?
- 19:01Oh my God. Oh, I guess that makes sense,
- 19:04yeah. I think Max faints, but it's
- 19:09like one of those like old ladies in church faints just.
- 19:16Get the vapors. Spencer does not catch him.
- 19:20Yeah, Spencer's just like this. Max lands very hard on the
- 19:24ground and sits up, and he's just like Spencer.
- 19:28I thought you were going to catch me.
- 19:30You didn't say that you were going to fucking fall down, Max.
- 19:33I don't know when you're going to have one of your diva.
- 19:35Fits. They didn't fucking tell me that
- 19:37we were going to meet gods. Max, you're being pretty
- 19:39dramatic right now. I'm gonna need you to be a
- 19:41little bit more. Murphy different.
- 19:43It's not. The.
- 19:46Time Max. Max like puffs out his chest and
- 19:49he's like God damn it Murphy, this is not the time.
- 19:54Guys, sorry, I just wanted to be included.
- 20:01Max, like, whips back around. I, I imagine we just like, got
- 20:04into a huddle. Max whips back around and he's
- 20:06just like, So we were told there was a cookout happening.
- 20:12I'll let you know. I make a mean potato salad.
- 20:15Oh shit, we're going to eat. No, no, there's, there's no
- 20:19cookout. No, no, no, no, no.
- 20:22My potato. Salad, you and your team are
- 20:25going to fight for the honour of having my daughter's hand.
- 20:28Wait, we're going to what? I told you you're going to
- 20:32fight. Wait, can I get dibs?
- 20:36Do we do dibs? Do you guys accept dibs?
- 20:38I don't. Do we get to?
- 20:40I don't, sorry. Do we get to pick the combat?
- 20:41Sorry. I don't know how this works.
- 20:43Oh. No, it it, it's fighting to the
- 20:47death that that's how we work here on on Mount Olympus.
- 20:52OK, cool. It's.
- 20:53It's even that, oh you do the 12 labours that my wife.
- 20:56Sets out for you, and you know that could take.
- 20:58Many years and we know you're very busy people, you know,
- 21:02with, with the Caribtis and all we you know, wait, how?
- 21:06Do you all go? Into labour if you're not
- 21:08pregnant, how would that? Work for like months so you have
- 21:13to do the type of job. It must be a seahorse method.
- 21:18This guy knows what I'm talking about.
- 21:19Points at like the the guy he assumes is Poseidon.
- 21:25You point at Poseidon and you see like storm clouds start
- 21:30forming. Max just like.
- 21:32As you've just. Faced like smile like smiling,
- 21:35pause like very slowly, just like lower his hand motion to
- 21:43strike that from the record. Denied.
- 21:49So wait, we're just fighting so Murph can put it in.
- 21:55This, this is a fight for honour.
- 21:57OK, OK. I just, I, I just wasn't sure if
- 22:00I got something cool, if I won like some cool armour or
- 22:03something or I don't know. I'm just, I'm spitball.
- 22:05I'm sorry for being rude. I've never.
- 22:07I'm nervous. Power Ranger, What cool armour
- 22:09do you need? I don't know, I just, I kind of
- 22:12like this dude's armour and she gestures it, who I assume is
- 22:15Aries. It is very much Aries.
- 22:19Yeah, I I don't know. I just, I like, I like the vibe.
- 22:23It's nice. Yeah, I have cool armour.
- 22:25You're right. But you know, sometimes a lady
- 22:28likes an outfit change. And there's.
- 22:31Something about like the the glowing red eyes that I'm going.
- 22:35To I'll tell you what if if you win, if you are the main
- 22:40contributor to Murphy's win, I'll have her Festus make you a
- 22:44piece of plate armour. How does that sound?
- 22:47Fucking sick and she goes to fist bump him.
- 22:51That only fist bumps you back and you get this slight electric
- 22:55shock, which isn't slight, it's very large electric shock, but.
- 22:59Tries to play it cool, but it's like Code Brown, a little bit
- 23:03cheap. Come on, come on now we, we have
- 23:10a, we have places to be. You know, we may as well start
- 23:14getting this done now. We'll give you a warm up round.
- 23:17Of course, you know we are courteous here.
- 23:20Max is like furiously scrolling down his last will and
- 23:23testament. He doesn't have that already.
- 23:26Of all people, Max doesn't have one. 20 I'm in my late 20s.
- 23:31I didn't think I was going to need it so soon.
- 23:33I, I think, I think Murphy, he's just like, he's not even talking
- 23:37anymore. He's just he's you look at him
- 23:38and he's already morphed into the silver.
- 23:41Spencer is stretching first, and then she will morph after she's
- 23:45finished stretching. Hey do you guys have an extra
- 23:48pen I could borrow? I think mine just ran out of
- 23:50ink. Max, are you going to join us or
- 23:52what? I need to get my affairs in
- 23:54order. I'm I'm common.
- 23:57What affairs, man? And as you're having this
- 24:00conversation Zeus, I feel like we all could assume that the big
- 24:05silver haired man was. Zeus clipped his fingers and you
- 24:11are teleported into a battlefield.
- 24:14Max turns around, looking frantically for the notebook,
- 24:17which did not get teleported into the battlefield.
- 24:22Murphy, please roll 22-D6 plus superior again for me please. 8.
- 24:27Yeah. So as you are teleported, oh,
- 24:29you're, you roll you, you all end up in this battlefield.
- 24:36As you're looking around you, you for some reason, you can
- 24:40tell who these different people are who are sat in the rafters.
- 24:44Only you can the the others can you see Telemachus, the the son
- 24:49of the fallen hero, Odysseus. You see Cersei, the shadow
- 24:55sorcerer. You see, Jesus Christ, I'm
- 24:57dying. Wait, we see Jesus Christ?
- 25:03He is a he is part of the pump. Yeah, you see, Jesus.
- 25:06Max falls to his knees. You don't Max just Murphy.
- 25:14You see 4, you see Tear, you see Freya, you say Frey.
- 25:20You see Sun Wu Kang. I'm a Tarasu.
- 25:24All these people and you don't know how you know who they are,
- 25:26but for some reason you you're looking at them and this
- 25:29information is just being absorbed into you.
- 25:33I think he's having like just a like he's in his armour so you
- 25:36like, you can't see his face, but he's having just a very
- 25:38minor like existential crisis of like, what the fuck is going on?
- 25:42Why do I know these people? Oh, and you also have the
- 25:45feeling of familiarity again, God damn you.
- 25:55You hear a clap of a clap. Is that a clap of Thunder?
- 26:00Clap Gonorrhea. No, we don't need more TI.
- 26:06We've already brought syphilis in Two's company, but three's a
- 26:11crowd. You OK?
- 26:14You hear the clap of Thunder as you see Zeus sit upon his
- 26:20throne, and he sits there and he goes.
- 26:23Are you challengers ready? Let's.
- 26:25Get this over with. For the warm up.
- 26:29He clicks his fingers, and you, Murphy, see.
- 26:33When you see this, you know this is Silla, the like the
- 26:37mythological beast of pure rage and fury who was like had its
- 26:45own area of the sea back in the day.
- 26:47And you don't know how you know this, but it's the same as that.
- 26:49Everyone else's information is just pouring into you.
- 26:51The other two you all see, well, you all see this, but it's this
- 26:56giant monster. It's sort of mermaid slash
- 27:01Kraken esque in the mythology and sort of like this.
- 27:07Lovely. Very large, very scary.
- 27:10MILF city baby. Anyway.
- 27:17Yes, very large, very scary, very.
- 27:19Maybe somebody's typing out there.
- 27:22Yeah. And this is who you have to
- 27:24fight for your warm up round. I, I think Murphy, he's just
- 27:28going to start walking forward and he as he walks, the silver
- 27:33medal shifts down his arms and instead of becoming a beau or
- 27:37his staff, they turn into two long swords in his arms.
- 27:42Aw shit. Spencer, there's no way out of
- 27:44this, is there? I don't think so, buddy.
- 27:48Fuck. And before Max can issue any
- 27:52sort of follow up, Spencer is headlong charging towards this.
- 27:55She knows that this is probably the thing in this world that she
- 28:00is best at. I think Max surveying the scene
- 28:03and seeing Murphy fucking pull out long swords and start doing
- 28:08the bad ass walk and Spencer just running ahead of them.
- 28:12Max just kind of levitates in the air and he's like, Oh yeah,
- 28:14shit, I couldn't do that. All right, I guess I'll be the
- 28:19fucking range guy. OK, so Murphy, what, what is
- 28:37your first plan of action? OK, OK, I So what what what is
- 28:44the area of like what's the terrain that we're?
- 28:47In it's very Colosseum esque, so it's just.
- 28:50OK so so it is the Colosseum what I'm going to do.
- 28:53I'm going to use my one of my powers straight up creepin in
- 28:57this area to look around and see this Get a lay of the land a
- 29:01little bit as I'm walking towards this.
- 29:02OK so it's plus mundane. I got an 8 so I can ask one
- 29:06question and what I'm going to ask is what here is worth
- 29:09grabbing. Do you see strewn across the
- 29:15battlefield? Weapons from every single.
- 29:20Pantheon Region. Region.
- 29:22Region. On planet Earth and some from
- 29:25other planets. Oh, every single region of
- 29:28planet Earth, you say? Murphy picks up a fucking gun
- 29:32from the ground. Murphy.
- 29:36I mean, yeah. Murphy, go for it.
- 29:38Murphy, do you have a permit for that thing?
- 29:40That's what I'm going to use. No powers and not nearly enough
- 29:42training for. OK.
- 29:44So that'll be my turn. Murphy, Murphy, How many range
- 29:47hours do you have? You have to tell.
- 29:50Me roll AD 6 and I'll tell you what kind of gun it is. 3.
- 29:56You pick up an M4A1 carbine rifle.
- 29:59Perfect. Yeah.
- 30:00Holy shit. All right, Murphy.
- 30:03So Murphy picks up this actual assault rifle and just starts
- 30:06walking towards this this mythical beast.
- 30:09That they. Have a bump stock.
- 30:13That's a felony, Murphy. I don't want to die, but I don't
- 30:19want to get arrested. Max, shut the fuck up and fight.
- 30:24Oh, there's no no responses. Shuts up because he knows
- 30:29Murphy's right. Hey Murph, do me a favor and
- 30:32don't shoot me, please. I got better aimed than that.
- 30:36And Spencer keeps running as she's trying to bum rush this
- 30:41thing and get a solid attack in before it has time to rehab.
- 30:45Yeah, I'm not going to use any of my special notes.
- 30:47I think I am just going to unleash my powers.
- 30:51I do have the book here, I should just.
- 30:52Open the PDF. Is it isn't it plus superior for
- 30:56only share power? Oh, it's plus freak.
- 30:58Oh God. OK, that's fine.
- 31:00That's plus one for me. Oh good, I rolled the four.
- 31:06That's a 5 total. But that means get excited
- 31:10everybody. If this would actually load, I
- 31:13have reached the final mark in my potential, so I get to take
- 31:19another move for my playbook and I will be taking the punch
- 31:23everyone ability in case anybody's wondering.
- 31:26OK, Yeah. Fair enough.
- 31:27Yes. Which lets me shift my danger up
- 31:30when I run headlong into a fight without thinking about it, as
- 31:34long as I shift one of my other, one of my other.
- 31:40Yeah, you can sit down, one down.
- 31:42Yeah, so I am going to shift my danger up, I guess.
- 31:45OK, so I'll let you do an automatic that if you if you
- 31:51want to level up straight away, it's a guaranteed hit.
- 31:54OK, yeah, I'm going to bring my danger up to three and I'm going
- 31:58to bring my mundane down to -2 for for now.
- 32:03And I'm going to punch the ever loving shit out of this thing.
- 32:08Very fair. Very fair.
- 32:10OK, Max, what are you doing? Well, there is an audience and
- 32:17they are watching, so I guess, I guess Max is going to use stage
- 32:22fighting. And you know what, I think Max,
- 32:25I think Max is getting kind of PODI think he's just he's he's
- 32:30watching his teammates like run into this stupid fucking fight
- 32:38that really none of them should be a part of.
- 32:41Well, maybe Murphy, but Spencer and Matt is definitely not.
- 32:45And they're just running in and forgetting all of the training
- 32:48that we worked on for the past week.
- 32:51And as soon as you see a fucking tentacle woman, everything is
- 32:56out the fucking door. And I think Max is just just
- 33:00like, why don't you fucking listen to me?
- 33:03And when he does that, he's going to let out a burst of
- 33:09light to try and draw aggro from Cilla so that Murphy and Spencer
- 33:15have like an easier time hitting.
- 33:18And because I'm used stage fighting, I took the anger
- 33:22condition to be able to roll superior as opposed to danger,
- 33:27which gives me a + 1 on this role.
- 33:29And that is a dirty, filthy 4. I was fully expected to.
- 33:38Almost. OK you you, you are P owed like
- 33:47full on pissed off and you attempt to draw aggro from Silla
- 33:53but you just fucking shoot this blast the light out and instead
- 33:58of hitting Silla you hit Athena. Oh.
- 34:03God, oh. Oh good.
- 34:07I think you guys just hear from the background.
- 34:11Great fucking. Awesome.
- 34:16And as this happens, Max time slows down.
- 34:21Great. As Athena approaches you, you
- 34:25know, you can see Spencer running, which normally is a
- 34:29fucking ferocious charge. And it just looks like she's
- 34:31doing a very slow walk. And Murphy is just doing like a
- 34:35slow MO, slow MO walk away from an explosion sort of walk.
- 34:40And Athena comes over and touches like your face.
- 34:47I imagine she's like 7 or 8 feet tall and like put places a hand
- 34:51on the side of your face and she's just like be calm.
- 34:55No no battle is won through anger.
- 34:57So you can keep your role with superior, but you can take away
- 35:03your anger condition. All right, I was not planning to
- 35:06comfort or support during this scene, but OK.
- 35:12Max's face softens, and he's just like, you're right, I'm
- 35:14sorry. And that just happened straight
- 35:18back into it. Everything speeds back up.
- 35:21Athena still sat there in the crowd like nothing ever
- 35:24happened. You.
- 35:25Guys see that that's kind. Of weird, Yeah, that's the first
- 35:29time a woman's touched you. And how long, buddy?
- 35:32I'd really rather not. Talk.
- 35:36About. That right now, Spencer, I don't
- 35:39know why I'm pulling the mic away every time Max says
- 35:41something. I just think it's funny.
- 35:42I think it's funny because he is our ranged coverage right now.
- 35:52Murphy, what are you doing? OK.
- 35:56So I mean, I just shoot right, like.
- 36:00Yeah, I'm assuming you're. Just gonna shoot.
- 36:03So Spencer Spencer's directly engaged, right?
- 36:06Yeah. You use that new power.
- 36:08Yeah. OK, so I assume that I assume
- 36:10that what was it called the Cilla, right?
- 36:14Yes, I I assume Cilla is fighting back.
- 36:17Oh yeah. All right, so now I'm going to
- 36:20use no powers. Not nearly enough training
- 36:22triggering it with the gun. So when I use this piece of gear
- 36:26to directly engage a threat, unleash my powers or something
- 36:30else, I can't read it. I roll an additional plus
- 36:32mundane. Oh, there it is.
- 36:34Yeah, I can roll plus mundane instead of the normal label.
- 36:36OK. Which is perfect because I have
- 36:38the highest mundane. OK.
- 36:40So I will directly engage a threat using this M4A1 carbine
- 36:46assault rifle. That's a nine.
- 36:49OK, so I wish I knew where that bloody book was.
- 36:54It's a full success. No 7:00 to 9:00.
- 36:58I think you get a condition. Directly engage a threat.
- 37:02A 7 to 9 pick 10. I roll no that's right, plus
- 37:05mundane and a + 10 + 2 I pick two.
- 37:07OK, so I am going to OK, so I can pick one of those options.
- 37:14You know what I want to do? It's got all these tentacles,
- 37:17right? One of my options is take
- 37:19something from them. I want to shoot off at least one
- 37:21of the tentacles. Oh, sick.
- 37:24OK Yeah, yeah, you you do that. You shoot off this tentacle off
- 37:29Silla and you can hear her writhing in pain.
- 37:34And as she do this you, you feel the ground start to shake and
- 37:39all the anger within the three of you begins to erupt into pure
- 37:45madness. Especially for you Murphy's.
- 37:48You know this is this is this is for your woman.
- 37:51This is like you are fighting for love and and honour.
- 37:57And as you this rage is boiling up inside you, you, you all look
- 38:02up and you see that that man in the plate, the Obsidian plate
- 38:07armor just drop and cleave Silla straight into with this fucking
- 38:12giant flaming long sword. And he says let's.
- 38:15Fucking get this started. Oh, you know everyone in this
- 38:22show. Yeah, I know we ain't the only
- 38:25ones rocking, but I bet that we're the only ones doing it
- 38:28like this. We take the party low, it ain't
- 38:30no stopping. We control the whole thing.
- 38:32So clean. I might just.
- 38:33Rage, rage. When I'm up on the stage stage,
- 38:37we take over the front page. All my people just rage, rage
- 38:42rage rage and wait by. Yeah.
- 38:50Yeah.