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- 0:00Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida Mia.
- 0:05Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
- 0:07Speaker 2: all of Florida.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey.
- 0:11Speaker 3: It's a Florida man attacked an ATM for a very
- 0:14Speaker 3: strange reason.
- 0:15Speaker 4: It gave him too much money.
- 0:17Speaker 5: Florida man is arrested after w said he riggs the
- 0:19Speaker 5: door to his home in an attempt to electric hit
- 0:21Speaker 5: his pregnant lights.
- 0:22Speaker 4: Police arrested at Orlando man we're talking to.
- 0:24Speaker 1: From Luda the breakfast club.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Bitch you Donkey of the Day with Charalam Haine, a guy.
- 0:28Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
- 0:31Speaker 1: woll do ball. It's not my fault, y'all do it
- 0:33Speaker 1: for y'rself.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Donkey of the Day for Tuesday, April eighteenth, coach to
- 0:36Speaker 2: Robert Francis Audit.
- 0:37Speaker 1: He is thirty nine years old and he hails from Wildwood, Florida.
- 0:40Speaker 2: What does your uncle Shalla always say about the great
- 0:43Speaker 2: state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
- 0:47Speaker 2: the Bronx and all of Florida, and today's donkey is
- 0:50Speaker 2: no exception. Now this man Robert was arrested and charged
- 0:53Speaker 2: with assault. The person he allegedly assaulted was his wife.
- 0:56Speaker 2: We all know how serious domestic violence is, but everyone
- 0:59Speaker 2: is innocent until proven guilty. Of course, if he's guilty,
- 1:02Speaker 2: he will get the credit he deserves for being stupid.
- 1:04Speaker 2: But today he's getting donkey of the day because of
- 1:07Speaker 2: the alleged weapon of choice that he used. Pretty V,
- 1:11Speaker 2: could you do something for man?
- 1:13Speaker 4: God?
- 1:14Speaker 1: Could you please read this headline? What was the headline?
- 1:16Speaker 3: A float of man has been arrested after the police
- 1:19Speaker 3: say that he threw chicken wings at his wife doing
- 1:21Speaker 3: an argument.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Okay now, According to the suspects arrest report, the victim
- 1:25Speaker 2: told police that the defendant and the defendant and him
- 1:30Speaker 2: had been arguing over the defendant having a lover. Okay,
- 1:33Speaker 2: and because of that, the victim said, the defendant threw
- 1:35Speaker 2: the wings at her, with some hitting her on her
- 1:39Speaker 2: shoulders and under the chin. Okay, she was thinking for leaps,
- 1:43Speaker 2: he was thinking wing stopped. Now there was some evidence
- 1:46Speaker 2: left behind. What was the evidence? V.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Officers at the scene said they saw chicken wing sauce
- 1:51Speaker 3: on the victim's chin.
- 1:53Speaker 2: There was sauce on the victim's chin. Neck and shoulder.
- 1:57Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Okay, what was the sauce?
- 2:01Speaker 2: Was it hot honey rub? Was it hickory smoke? Barbecue?
- 2:04Speaker 2: Was it mango? Have a narrow v what flavor you
- 2:06Speaker 2: think it was? Of course, of course you would think
- 2:11Speaker 2: it was lemon pepper, because you are Lady Lemon Pepper,
- 2:14Speaker 2: the first woman a wingstop. Okay, Now, I'm not trying
- 2:17Speaker 2: to make light of this situation, because the woman says
- 2:19Speaker 2: she ran away from Robert, and according to the rest
- 2:21Speaker 2: Affi David, there was an audio recording of this incident,
- 2:24Speaker 2: and when the victim didn't open the door, the defendant
- 2:26Speaker 2: is heard yelling.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat your f and ass and begin.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Violently banging on the door, which could be clearly heard
- 2:32Speaker 2: on the audio recording. And during questioning, Robert admitted getting
- 2:36Speaker 2: mad and throwing the wings, but that he did not
- 2:39Speaker 2: intend to hit the victim, which said wings not. Only
- 2:42Speaker 2: do we not condone this type of aggression towards women,
- 2:45Speaker 2: we don't condone throwing out wings. Okay, waste not want
- 2:48Speaker 2: not y'all complaining about the price of steak at money
- 2:51Speaker 2: Bag your restaurant when wings ain't che either, Okay, Tyson,
- 2:54Speaker 2: all natural fresh chicken wings at Walmart three sixty eight
- 2:58Speaker 2: a damn pounds. Okay, sixteen seventy eight for a five
- 3:01Speaker 2: pound pack. Dree, how much a six piece that wing
- 3:04Speaker 2: stopped costs?
- 3:05Speaker 4: Well, honey, it's boneus.
- 3:06Speaker 3: So the seventy cent wings, that's about seven dollars and
- 3:09Speaker 3: seventy nine cents m.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Of course you would know that.
- 3:12Speaker 4: Okay.
- 3:13Speaker 2: The moral of the story is inflation is through the roof.
- 3:16Speaker 2: The groceries are too damn high. Who were you, Robert,
- 3:19Speaker 2: to not only threaten your wife with violence, but to
- 3:21Speaker 2: waste some perfectly good chicken wings that some people can't
- 3:24Speaker 2: even afford? Please give Robert Francis Audit the biggest he are.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Come on, now, you.
- 3:36Speaker 4: Wonna play game? All right, Let's play a game of
- 3:42Speaker 4: guess what racy?
- 3:46Speaker 2: Robert Francis Audit thirty nine years old from Wildwood, Florida.
- 3:50Speaker 2: He was arrected for him sof for throwing some perfectly
- 3:52Speaker 2: good chicken wings at his wife dj envy.
- 3:55Speaker 4: Guess what race is? This one is tough, all right.
- 3:59Speaker 4: The tough black people ain't gonna waste no wings.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Okay, you answer your damn question.
- 4:03Speaker 4: They're gonna eat a butt.
- 4:04Speaker 5: You said Florida and Florida is going Florida.
- 4:09Speaker 4: H I can tell you that I'm gonna go with white.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Okay, all right, pretty V.
- 4:16Speaker 2: Robert Audit, thirty nine years old from wild Wood, Florida,
- 4:19Speaker 2: got arrested for a sofa throw some perfectly good chicken
- 4:21Speaker 2: wings at his wife. Yess what race is right?
- 4:27Speaker 4: Like Hispanic? Hispanic? I'm gonna go Hispanic. V.
- 4:35Speaker 1: You're wrong, dj NB are absolutely.
- 4:37Speaker 4: Correct here in the face.
- 4:47Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna Spanish show. Why is such a
- 4:53Speaker 1: stupid show? I don't know. The show been on so long,
- 4:56Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 4:57Speaker 5: All right, Well, thank you for that donkey of day,
- 5:00Speaker 5: and thank you for watching us on be five. When
- 5:02Speaker 5: the question is, ladies, tell us a time a man
- 5:06Speaker 5: talked himself out of getting sex.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Oh, so this is coming from yesterday's situation with Taylor.
- 5:13Speaker 4: Okay, since you want to say names, yes.
- 5:15Speaker 2: That is that's what the man called up here and
- 5:17Speaker 2: said that he was supposed to get with Taylor because
- 5:19Speaker 2: they met on Okay, stupid.
- 5:20Speaker 4: No, not that one. There's another situation. Okay, so let
- 5:22Speaker 4: me tell you what happens Taylor.
- 5:24Speaker 5: Since you said her name, I wasn't gonna say her name,
- 5:25Speaker 5: but I was just gonna say a producer up here.
- 5:28Speaker 4: But since you want to go with.
- 5:29Speaker 1: The secret, y'all, ain't tell me.
- 5:30Speaker 5: It was a secret, all right, So we have a
- 5:32Speaker 5: producer up here name Tailor made it. Tailor made it,
- 5:35Speaker 5: all right, Now, Tailor made it. She met this gentleman.
- 5:38Speaker 5: She was feeling him, and they went out for a
- 5:40Speaker 5: date on what dating apple was this? No, this was
- 5:43Speaker 5: in person, like oh, in life, in life, like real, real,
- 5:45Speaker 5: real life. So she met him out. They went out
- 5:47Speaker 5: and they vibed and she was good. The next day
- 5:50Speaker 5: he calls U and was he was drinking. He got
- 5:53Speaker 5: off work and was like, hey, I'm gonna slide through
- 5:54Speaker 5: the crib and she was like.
- 5:56Speaker 4: This has only been one day. You're not sliding through
- 5:58Speaker 4: the crib or whatever. She said, No, if you're Brooklyn,
- 6:00Speaker 4: give me a call.
- 6:01Speaker 1: I heard this story. I ain't here like this, though.
- 6:04Speaker 1: I put a little sauce on it.
- 6:06Speaker 4: Put a little sauce.
- 6:06Speaker 5: So he was drinking and you know, he went to
- 6:10Speaker 5: you know, he called up and was like, you know,
- 6:12Speaker 5: it was like, I'm not in Brooklyn, but hey, I wanna.
- 6:15Speaker 1: I want a munch.
- 6:16Speaker 5: I want to have the part I heard all right, okay, right,
- 6:19Speaker 5: so he says, you know, he says, hey, you know
- 6:21Speaker 5: I'm I'm lit, and she goes, how lit are you?
- 6:23Speaker 4: He says, little enough where I want a munch.
- 6:24Speaker 1: You might need to put some sauce on this. Then
- 6:26Speaker 1: put some sauce on we wanted.
- 6:27Speaker 4: Okay, why he said, put some sauce on it.
- 6:29Speaker 1: It might be a little dry. I don't know. I
- 6:30Speaker 1: just throw things out there. Taylor, tell a story on you.
- 6:33Speaker 1: You gave him permission to tell story.
- 6:35Speaker 5: You started the story, Okay, okay, so.
- 6:38Speaker 1: What's the point.
- 6:40Speaker 4: So come on, Taylor, because now you might as well
- 6:42Speaker 4: come to the mic.
- 6:42Speaker 5: Now, Taylor, we at the part where where he said
- 6:48Speaker 5: he was lit and you said how lit?
- 6:49Speaker 4: And he said lit enough to munch? Yes, that turned
- 6:52Speaker 4: me off.
- 6:52Speaker 3: And you know he was right there at you know,
- 6:56Speaker 3: the vagina walls.
- 7:00Speaker 2: All that.
- 7:02Speaker 3: But I don't like when a guy comes aggressive like that.
- 7:06Speaker 3: So he walked himself right out that.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Situation as he should, Yes, as he should.
- 7:11Speaker 5: So let's open up the phone lines eight hundred five
- 7:13Speaker 5: eight five one oh five one, ladies, Has a man
- 7:15Speaker 5: ever talked himself out of poom poom?
- 7:18Speaker 4: That is the question, because I rolled with Afro Puff,
- 7:20Speaker 4: so look, it ain't even works. What's going on in here?
- 7:25Speaker 4: Y'all are confused there?
- 7:26Speaker 1: I'm calling Mama, Mama Taylor.
- 7:30Speaker 4: I got bees on mine.
- 7:33Speaker 1: You're know, a white man sounds like what's going on?
- 7:40Speaker 1: Moving right?
- 7:42Speaker 4: That is the question.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Let's talk about it.
- 7:43Speaker 4: Eight hundred and five eight five one oh five one.
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- 7:49Speaker 4: call in right now.
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- 7:56Speaker 4: Eight hundred and five eight five one o five one.
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