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Hot Dog Vendors at Baseball Games · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: It's food time at the baseball game. That's right, we're
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  Speaker 1: talking to hot dog collars and food vendors.
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  Speaker 2: Hot Dog collars are the backbone of the theater artists
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  Speaker 2: that make up the food vendors of America's pastime.
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  Speaker 3: No entertainment of a baseball game or sports game in
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  Speaker 3: general would be complete without the raucous calling of a
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  Speaker 3: hot dog callar, which, if you know, the community has
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  Speaker 3: lots of intricacies, details, and nuances.
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  Speaker 4: Take me out to the Here we go, folks, let's
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  Speaker 4: strap in, get ready for the game, and take out
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  Speaker 4: our wallets to order a dog.
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  Speaker 5: Well, so good to have everybody in a row.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, what a room with legends. Yeah, he's a muster.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I never get to buy a hot dog
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  Speaker 2: from you guys because I'm always the one selling the
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  Speaker 2: hot dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's crazy because I'm also always the one
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  Speaker 1: selling the hot dogs too, So I never get to
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  Speaker 1: buy a hot dog from you guys. Just one time,
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  Speaker 1: I would like to, just one time, one time, I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to buy hot dogs from everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Have to buy a hot dog from one of my friends.
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  Speaker 7: I love it hot dogs. He love the hot dogs.
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  Speaker 7: I love selling the hot dogs, and I love beating
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  Speaker 7: hot dogs. Love my friends. Hello everybody, it's.
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  Speaker 5: So good to see you, guys.
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  Speaker 6: So good to see you, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad that Hollywood is finally respecting the art that
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  Speaker 2: is the hot dog collar.
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  Speaker 5: We've got our own industry, all on our own.
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  Speaker 6: That feels very Hollywood.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about time.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, why don't we go Hey, put down those fisticuffs.
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  Speaker 6: You ain't we ain't. We ain't trying to fight here.
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  Speaker 4: It's about time.
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  Speaker 2: This ain't the loads deck. I'm not in truding on
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  Speaker 2: your space. Okay, Hi to bell time.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe we should go around and introduce ourselves and you know,
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  Speaker 7: so show everyone what our traditional call is. All right.
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  Speaker 6: My name is Timmy two time.
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  Speaker 1: I am a hot dog collar for the New York Yankees.
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  Speaker 6: He is my call.
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  Speaker 7: Hot dog? What dog? Hot dog?
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  Speaker 6: Whoa whoa hot dog?
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  Speaker 7: Hot dog?
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  Speaker 6: Hot fighter?
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  Speaker 7: Hot dog?
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  Speaker 5: What are the greats?
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  Speaker 6: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: I mix it up. I mix it up. I have
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  Speaker 1: a bleast doing it. What about you guys?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, I'm Kershaw ketchup named after Kershaw.
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  Speaker 6: You named after Clayton Kershaw.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Kershaw on the team.
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  Speaker 5: What you grow up together?
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  Speaker 4: No, No, I'm younger. I'm twelve, grew up in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. I just uh And here's my call. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: get chat dogs. I'm a kid, Get chat dogs. I'm
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  Speaker 4: a kid, Get chat dogs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a kid that must really work for sales. Saying
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  Speaker 1: I'm a kid after it's a signature move. So young,
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  Speaker 1: so talented, so young guys.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm Patty Beef and I am the first female
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  Speaker 2: hot Dog callar for the Chicago Cups. Wow, there's my call,
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  Speaker 2: Oh dog, get you hard.
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  Speaker 6: I love it. It sounds like a ghost dying.
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  Speaker 4: I hate that this is a podcast because it's really
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  Speaker 4: a visual call. I really it's a visual call.
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  Speaker 2: But I do that a lot of people are doing
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people think hot dog and they think
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  Speaker 2: wide mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm the only one brave enough to go along.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, visually and auditorially. Both visually and sounds like a
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  Speaker 1: ghost is dying. The moment a ghosts, the soul is
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  Speaker 1: released finally from this earth and it moves on to
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  Speaker 1: another plane.
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  Speaker 5: It's sort of an agony call. It's a release of
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  Speaker 5: the agony and the torment that is.
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  Speaker 1: All comes in the release. There's also a little more agony.
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  Speaker 1: It's the agony that it's over.
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  Speaker 7: He's like a death nail, like the person leaves into
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  Speaker 7: the world's death nail.
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  Speaker 4: I love that your mouth is square.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I know that I'm gonna sell a hot
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  Speaker 2: dog that day is when the corners of my mouth
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  Speaker 2: make ninety degree angles.
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  Speaker 1: Patty Beef all right, and of course the legend themselves.
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  Speaker 6: Here we go, Trope.
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  Speaker 7: It's so great.
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  Speaker 1: Derek Heliotrope, Derek Heliotrope, stage name, that's your name?
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  Speaker 6: What's your real name?
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  Speaker 7: My real name is hergie ber.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you changed.
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  Speaker 7: It was a good name. And then the Swedish chef
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  Speaker 7: came along and he made it sound like my name
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  Speaker 7: was a joke, the muppets.
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  Speaker 6: Kin of So you went with Derek Heliotrope, went.
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  Speaker 7: To Derek Troupe because I grew up there on this
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  Speaker 7: in Heliotrope from the Helio Trump Avenue in Los Angeles
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  Speaker 7: by he moved to Denver for a drop opportunity.
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  Speaker 6: Helio Troupe.
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  Speaker 5: And what said, Amica, believe it or not, near the
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  Speaker 5: yard there.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta do your call before your backstory. That calls
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  Speaker 4: more than.
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  Speaker 7: So this is my call. I do it in Denver,
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  Speaker 7: Colorado for the Colorado Rockies. This is my call.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody somebody heard me.
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  Speaker 7: It's my hot dog. Had make my money for it.
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  Speaker 7: Hold dog.
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  Speaker 1: And this is why you were allegend because there was
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  Speaker 1: a Supreme Court case against you to see if this
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  Speaker 1: was actually illegal.
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  Speaker 5: It's a free speech thing. Can you yell fire at
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  Speaker 5: a movie theater?
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  Speaker 1: So can you yell fire to Zella hot for capitalism?
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  Speaker 6: That's how they ruled.
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  Speaker 2: It came hard on this, they said, you can do it,
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  Speaker 2: mister Selsa I e Iron Glass.
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  Speaker 4: I know I'm twelve, but I think ira class did
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  Speaker 4: a whole. This is America, American life.
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  Speaker 7: Very supended its to bad guy. It's not right. I'm
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  Speaker 7: just doing what I wanted to do.
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  Speaker 5: You inspired so many coffeecats.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I see people running around Wrigley Field shouting out my leg,
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  Speaker 2: give me a hot dog, gimmy, let me buy you
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  Speaker 2: a hot dog.
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  Speaker 5: And their heart isn't in it.
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  Speaker 1: They're a little confused though, because they both want a
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  Speaker 1: hot dog and to sell.
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  Speaker 7: Everything.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 7: It's branding two into the streets. The people that sell
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  Speaker 7: hot dogs on the street, on the little grils outside
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  Speaker 7: of the baseball saums. They're doing it too. They're throwing
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  Speaker 7: themselves in the street being like I've been hitit. I've
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  Speaker 7: been hit poverty unless you buy this hot dog, I see.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, Derek, you're the one that made
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  Speaker 4: me decide that I wanted to say I'm a kid
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  Speaker 4: in my call. You're joking my butt Criss is joking you.
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  Speaker 4: But Derek.
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  Speaker 7: Inspired to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Derek, because before I just used to sell hot
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  Speaker 4: dogs with a big trench coat on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you, I gotta ask, do you how do you
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  Speaker 2: balance your school hot dog calling life by style?
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  Speaker 5: Balance?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? So I go to school and I sell hot
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  Speaker 4: dogs in the night games.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, that seems like an easy balance.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, you know that makes sense.
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  Speaker 5: Makes me more in favor of kids working.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's about time we got those kids back in
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  Speaker 6: the work.
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  Speaker 7: You know. You know I realized recently I saw on
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  Speaker 7: the Temple University selling us that they hope. So that
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  Speaker 7: a minute hope. Somebody texted me they want to buy
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  Speaker 7: a hot dog? What was that?
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  Speaker 5: Digital digital?
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  Speaker 7: I seen that they send the money. I've been browing
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  Speaker 7: picture and.
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  Speaker 5: Do the the what what what stadium do you play at?
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  Speaker 7: A good.
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  Speaker 5: Rockies Colorado Rockies.
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  Speaker 2: Do the Rockies know that you're selling these hot dogs
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  Speaker 2: on your phone or are you sort of buying them out?
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  Speaker 1: And well, this is another reason why you're a legend,
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  Speaker 1: because you had another Supreme Court dealing with the idea
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  Speaker 1: of an NFT hot dog and if it was allowed laugh,
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  Speaker 1: they really really went with you. You are selling the
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  Speaker 1: first digital hot dog. This is we don't have to
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  Speaker 1: talk about with people own the idea of a.
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  Speaker 5: Hot I gotta hear your digital hot dog call because.
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  Speaker 7: Goodness. Okay, okay, click here for free ray bands. Just kidding,
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  Speaker 7: eat your hot dog.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's so wild about that is nobody wants
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  Speaker 4: raybeads anymore.
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  Speaker 7: I just have another one. I'm a sexy woman with
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  Speaker 7: a new webcam and my boyfriend is out of town.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to do something naughty. If you want to
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  Speaker 7: buy a hot.
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  Speaker 6: Dog, one is so smart. Whyna Hey stop, put your
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  Speaker 6: fifty comes down. Put your fifty comes.
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  Speaker 5: You're going after the horny guys and gals who.
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  Speaker 7: Want to dog.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's what they found out. Research has shown, and
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  Speaker 1: this is really interesting for our field. There is such
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  Speaker 1: a close connection to horniness and wanting a hot dog.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't know if you're horny or if you're hungry.
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  Speaker 2: These out solved the problem.
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  Speaker 7: Did you guys read that paper that was in Scientific
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  Speaker 7: American about this exact thing? The signists wrote for like
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  Speaker 7: three pages saying, I didn't know if we really needed
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  Speaker 7: to even do this stuff. He's pretty obvious hot dog
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  Speaker 7: to horny, he's pretty under one. But dude, we did
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  Speaker 7: it in the make sense.
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  Speaker 6: That's I remember that line they said, hot dog door
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  Speaker 6: is pretty well to.
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  Speaker 7: It was that.
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  Speaker 5: Crazy day for j Store.
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  Speaker 7: Back to Kirshaw, I had the question for you. Yeah, people,
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  Speaker 7: University has now announced they're turning hot Dog Guy into
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  Speaker 7: a major college major would you go to college for
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  Speaker 7: the fourth Do you think people should have to college
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  Speaker 7: to do this? Yeah? Are you gonna do it in
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  Speaker 7: college for it?
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  Speaker 6: I guess maybe?
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  Speaker 7: Ye.
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  Speaker 6: Well, this is interesting, it goes Kershaw.
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  Speaker 4: You think you may maybe year? I don't know, maybe, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I never want to do anything that gets me far
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  Speaker 4: away from the field. I love baseball, doll, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I love baseball so much. I never want to do
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  Speaker 4: anything that gets me away for the field for too long?
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  Speaker 5: Do you want to play baseball at all? Or do
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  Speaker 5: you just want to call?
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  Speaker 4: But I just want to be near a baseball. I
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  Speaker 4: love Kurtshaw, I love my boys. I love the Dodgers
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  Speaker 4: so much I never want to leave them.
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  Speaker 6: He was your favorite Dodger Kurtshaw? Besides Kershaw?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, he doesn't have to have one.
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  Speaker 6: He doesn't have to have one.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't just is a very valid option and a very
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  Speaker 2: ball and pick favorite Dodger?
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  Speaker 1: Did you?
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  Speaker 4: My second favorite is probably uh uh a Lightning McQueen.
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  Speaker 6: But he's not a Dodger, No, he's a car.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is interesting that Temple University is having this
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  Speaker 1: major because it's gonna finally bring up the debate, what
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  Speaker 1: are we gonna do about all these hot dog classes?
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  Speaker 1: You know? People you have It's like, where did you
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  Speaker 1: study the new hot dog class? And I'm so happy
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  Speaker 1: with Is a degree in hot dog call and and
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  Speaker 1: food vending calling worth it?
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  Speaker 6: You know that's gonna be a fifty thousand dollars degree?
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  Speaker 6: Do you really need that?
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  Speaker 1: Or are these classes enough? Are these classes scams? Are
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  Speaker 1: the pyramid schemes, they're kind of glurus.
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  Speaker 7: You don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you need to go to college
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  Speaker 2: for it, but I definitely, you know, I came up
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  Speaker 2: through Second City Dogs.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, who were your teachers there?
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  Speaker 5: My teachers were Johnny hot Dog, Jim three times.
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  Speaker 6: Jim three times is my icon.
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  Speaker 1: He's so good at.
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  Speaker 4: Timing, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Commy buns, you got, you got pickle relish, you've got
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  Speaker 2: she hot airways, hell, you've got loads deck four times.
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  Speaker 4: He's too complicated to understand, you know.
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  Speaker 5: And they all teach a very different style of calling.
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  Speaker 5: It's almost like a religion.
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  Speaker 1: So you're you're more like Second City improvt Chicago styles.
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  Speaker 6: Chicago style hot dog call.
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  Speaker 2: It Chicago style hot dog calling Chicago style hot dog.
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  Speaker 5: Collin teaches you to go from the throat out.
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  Speaker 6: It's not like these la don't bash it, don't. I
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  Speaker 6: actually come from mayos Ner. I am a big male.
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  Speaker 7: School.
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  Speaker 6: The school.
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  Speaker 1: School people say it's a little ghuruy, But I love
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  Speaker 1: the inside out approach.
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  Speaker 8: You knowsky, yep, So it's really of course, you can
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  Speaker 8: always study at Stella Doggler.
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  Speaker 6: Well, don't get me. The approach it's very different.
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  Speaker 1: I mean Stella Doggler and are very different both from
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  Speaker 1: Bonoslavsky originally, but they've taken it in different ways.
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  Speaker 7: Love Hogg.
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  Speaker 4: Know I'm only twelve, but I love reading dog.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so mine is more of an inside out.
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  Speaker 1: You want to feel the pain and you want to
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  Speaker 1: you want to really like My idea is your repetition.
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  Speaker 1: Repetition is key, and also connection with who you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to sell. A lot of people go to a store,
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  Speaker 1: go to a ballgame and just yell to the crowd,
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  Speaker 1: but you got to grab the crowd. Who are those
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  Speaker 1: individuals in there? You gotta connect with them with their problems,
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  Speaker 1: with their things, and the hot dog is the answer.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 1: That is my approach and I love it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: people say it's a little gurui. You know Mayos No
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  Speaker 1: went off the rails and all the teachers. Mayos now,
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  Speaker 1: of course is retired. We've got some gurus now in
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  Speaker 1: the place of him that have kind of taken over.
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  Speaker 7: But you know, he's Maes. We're so good at teaching repetition,
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  Speaker 7: which you think is so important for selling hot dogs,
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  Speaker 7: to say the same thing over and over, but it
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  Speaker 7: has to be meaningful.
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  Speaker 2: And I think part of the great art of the
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  Speaker 2: hot dog call is making hot dogs sound new every
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  Speaker 2: time you.
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  Speaker 6: Say it, and it's interesting and delicious.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you're discovering.
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  Speaker 2: It's like every time you say hot dog, you're discovering
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  Speaker 2: that you have a hot dog in your hand, and
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  Speaker 2: simultaneously you.
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  Speaker 5: Want to sell it.
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  Speaker 1: This is such a Chicago style. This is such a
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  Speaker 1: Chicago style. Discovery of Chicago style.
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  Speaker 7: And when Sumi comes in, that's me. I've been sued
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  Speaker 7: sued by the government many times from my manipulative ways.
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  Speaker 7: I actually I didn't come from any classical training. I
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  Speaker 7: wow for the offices of Frank Azar. He's a he's
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  Speaker 7: a personal injury lawyer and he's really big in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 7: And I learned a lot of what I do from
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  Speaker 7: how they advertise personal injury law. So that's kind of
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  Speaker 7: where they did.
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  Speaker 5: They put you in the ads.
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  Speaker 7: Ever, No, but I had to do a script supervisor
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  Speaker 7: for the ads. It was so hard. These lawyers, when
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  Speaker 7: they get on camera, they love to go off script.
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  Speaker 7: They just love to They love to try new things.
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  Speaker 7: When you put a personal injury lawyer in front of
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  Speaker 7: a camera, it's literally like putting up off flipper in
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  Speaker 7: front of a Shark's excited for them. This is really
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  Speaker 7: exciting for them.
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  Speaker 6: So Kersha.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're young and new to the game, it's wonderful,
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  Speaker 1: but you are truly I mean, you're basically like the
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  Speaker 1: uh Child actor in terms of hot dogs. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you're you are a kiss me the way that you
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  Speaker 1: deliver it. And I'm just wondering, did you have training?
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  Speaker 1: Did you learn it yourself?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, well I got into it in a weird way.
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  Speaker 4: My father is a streaker.
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  Speaker 6: My father, so you get it runs, so you're in
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  Speaker 6: the industry kind of.
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  Speaker 4: So my my father goes to Dodger games all the time,
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  Speaker 4: and my father runs and gets naked, and it's really
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  Speaker 4: really hard because I hate seeing my dad get arrested
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  Speaker 4: time and time again.
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  Speaker 2: And when he gets arrested, you you did just stay
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  Speaker 2: at the games, and I get and I stay there
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  Speaker 2: and some nights I sleep there.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why the player is a family to me.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why the stadium sometimes is a home to me.
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  Speaker 6: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes when I see my fader run and take off
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  Speaker 4: his pants, I don't want him to go. And one
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  Speaker 4: day I was so tired and so exhausted, and I
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  Speaker 4: saw my dad take off his shoes, and I knew
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  Speaker 4: what it meant. I knew it meant I couldn't go
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  Speaker 4: home that night because he was gonna go, and I
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  Speaker 4: knew that meant another sleepless night. I was gonna stay
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  Speaker 4: inside Dodger Stadium. So he starts going, he starts taking
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  Speaker 4: off his clothes, and then I go, Dad, no, And
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  Speaker 4: he starts going, and he starts running miles per hour
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  Speaker 4: on the stadium and he's naked. He's naked. And then
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  Speaker 4: I start running after him, and I didn't know that
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: I have the gift of speed, and I'm running after
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: my fadder, but I'm fully closed. All of a sudden,
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: I am not on the field, but now I'm in
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: the stands. I accidentally pat I accidentally hit a hot
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: dog man. I go through his hot dog. We'll talk
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: about the the what do you call it?
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: The the equipment equipment.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: He I accidentally fall through his harness. It goes on
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: my neck, and suddenly I'm going up these stairs holding
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: the harness, and I'm running up the stairs so fast,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: holding this harness so fast, and the hot dog scouts
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: saw me.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Ah, this hot dog scouts so fast, and I'm.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Holding all these hot dog equipment so fast. And they
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: scouted me and they said, you kid can run with
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: equipment so fast. You should sell hot dogs and you
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: could sell sodas, so they can put on about twenty
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: five pounds of equipment on my back.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: You see.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: No, just what I'm gonna say, I think you've got
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: this raw talent. I think you've got a lot of
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: fall that story. I absolutely followed it. It made sense
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: to me, you know. But the thing is, I would
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: watch out though, because they're gonna take advantage of of pain,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: your natural talent. And you gotta deal with that trauma
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: before you go, before you get older, okay, because you
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: could go down the wrong hot dog path because once you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Start, yeah, yeah once, if you if you, if you
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: don't deal with these issues early on, it can get worse.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Screw you up. I want to know, do you have
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: an agent looking out for you?
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: I am.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: I am unrepresented in the hot dog.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: We gotta get you an agent.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: You need to get you an agent.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: One thing my tip is uncuffed, okay, unwrapped.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm at w meat. If you want to, I
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: can set you up with a genuine I think they
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: would also.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Set you in general with my people. C A a
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: hot dog. You're a great guys. They're really good guys.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: And I'm I'm at ut a hot dogs. But one
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: piece of advice I want to give you because I
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: think it's really important.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Oh the accents back, Okay, it's great, comes in and out.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: It's uh, it's important to me. It's a it's a phrase,
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: a little bit that we all have. Uh here, Uh
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: as hot dog people, we say you can always add
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: more ketchup, but you can't take the catchup off. So
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: be careful with your tendencies or habits all that start.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's because I'll tell you Dodges stadiums full
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: of flat figures, so many fire and he lands on
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: a flat of figs.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: And that is the stadium. It's a shat. It's the
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: stadium with the most father figures per capita issues.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: It's so hard to leave that place because it's got
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: so many fun you.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Real and imagine.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: You know, they've got the big diamonds with the retired
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: jerseys on them, and you've got all the dads of
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: course taking their kids out to the ball game.
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: But that means the numbers are up for you. I
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: mean dogs love the hot dogs, and it's really important.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: It's really my greatest strengths and my greatest weaknesses. And
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: I run so fast because I'm always cheating my daddy.
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: Well, I want to hear some situations, you know, I
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: want to throw some situations away, and you guys can
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: tell me, you know what you would do in this situation,
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: the approach, how do you sell in every single position?
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: So we can all throw out situations as well. But
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: the first tuition I want to throw out ease, you're
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: only selling a vegetarian dog. Oh you've been giving your
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: lot and you can only sell a dog that is meatless.
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: What would you do? Wow?
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: Wow's touf.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe you'd have luck with that over at Dodger Stadium.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't do that Chicago style.
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: Worry, that's not gonna happen there.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Yankees is tough. It's tough at Yankee Stadium too. What
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I would do is I go like this, Hey.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Veggye hot dog, Vegy, hot.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Dog, the heart gus smart hard GAU.
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: Want to tell you is the G is hard g
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: And the V begins to sound like an F a
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: little bit.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: Oh no no, no, no, no, no no no, hot
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: dog collar could do.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: I would not call a vegetarian hot dog that. I think.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: That's say it one time for me, so I could
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: hear it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: Veggy hot Yeah, I hear it. I hear it. I
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: hear it, I hear it. I hear it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Now I hear it. I wasn't hearing it before, and
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: now I knew.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I would never do that.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Why we'll put down your fiscuits. Put your biscuits. It
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: was an accent. It was our accents.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: I would never buy mine.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: Ali a vocabulary of someone from the thirties and a
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: tolerance of someone who was born in two thousand and.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: E halven and also raising listen juice.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's industry.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: Well what am I supposed to do? Go feed it
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: to the goats? A veggie hot dog.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: No.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: The thing is, I'm only working with the best hot
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: dogs there are in New York hot dog and I'm
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: not gonna settle for you less. So if you're gonna
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: bring a veggie hot dog around, you better be the
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: best veggie hot dog in the world. And if I
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: can try it, if I can taste it, then I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: can sell it. If it's a good veggie hot dog,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: then I know how to sell it and you know
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: how it is, Mabe hot dog dog, Magee hot dog.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: It's good not lying. It's important for people to know that.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: I tell you that's Mao's right there. That's you've gotta
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: be honest with yourself.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Training.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Chicago Style training will tell you that if you add
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: the phrase Chicago style to anything at the end, people
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: assume it has meat in it.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: So if you say veggie hot dog Chicago Style, get
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: your veggie hot dog.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: Chicago do again. The ghost in agony, it's really.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: A thing you will call.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Then people they assume, well, okay, there must be vegetables
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: but also beef, and I'll eat it and then they
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: won't get angry until they've already given you the money.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: But you know who will buy a veggie hot dog
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: is girls. So that's a tip that you could work with.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: My question for you, let's talk a little bit more
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: about this sexism in your industry, Like what have you faced?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You must, it's been an uphill climb for you.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, I love your memoir. I thought it was
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: beautiful read.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: I know it's such a good memoir. I hate that
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: they treat you when fairly way you can't her you
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: can't punch her anybody all that's gonna give her. Violet's unfair.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Don't punch at the don't you.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: You gotta save your fisticuffs, Build within your community, change
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: attitudes on a local level.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: I have experienced a lot.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Of sexism in the hot dog calling industry, and my
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: memoir call in All hot Dogs.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Parentheses Curlies is on sale. It on Amazon and you
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: could buy it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: I saw it hot topic too, great book and hot top.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people think book at times, but outfitters and you
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: could buy it as a joke. Also, oh don't you
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah what no, no, no, it's okay. I have a
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: sense of humor. As a girl hot dog calling, you
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: gotta have a will of steel to get past these
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: boys a lot of times. The problem I was facing
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: early on in my career is that I I was
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: trying to hit a male hot dog call frequency, but
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: the men couldn't pick it up. So that's why I
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: had to find my own voice, which is of course
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: ghost in agony.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: That they could pick up.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: It changed the game. It completely changed the approach. I mean,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: we've seen you are an icon, a legend. I mean
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: when you started calling like a ghost in agony. The
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: whole business model change because rather than calling for attention,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: you were claiming it, and people will look in your
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: way to see what the heck is this.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I was leaning in, Oh you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: Were, and why I was really worried to be honest
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: with you. I was caught up with everyone else saying
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: this is a flash in the pan, this is gonna
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: go away, and it actually became a trend that stuck
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: around and actually changed the way we all act.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: And it's crazy.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm sorry, I did no.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: And I did I thank you for your honesty.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: And I don't fault any male hot dog callers for
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: their prejudices because I think part of the.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Hot dog is the purity that dog. Right, It's about
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: that dog.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: And so if you're thinking about these other stuff, these
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: political issues, these gender issues, it can get tough because
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: the dog is what's important is that ultimately unites us.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: And I am running for.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Mayor mayor hot dog may you hot dog? Mayor have
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: a hot dog please. That's why I'm not running mayor.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to say that.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I will say the partner memoir that shook me to
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: the court was when the other hot dog vendors would
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: think that you were selling cotton candy, and they would
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: put cotton candy in your in your tech, in your
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: in your equipment in just the worst way.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: And a lot of female hot dog vendors deal with that.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Wow, they get a cotton candied, they think.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: In Denver, there's a big thing that we like to
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: do if something is wrong, where if you're treated other
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: people are certain way, you're acting prejudiced, they make you
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: walk a mile in in their bucket like so, so
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: if someone is being too much of a hot shot
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: with hot dogs, or you're selling lemon chills now for.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: So, you really get to especially in Colorado midwinter.
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: And we stay open. The Rockies they love to they
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: just love the game, and so they'll play. They'll they'll
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: do the open call for opponents and they'll just open
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: it up and people will come over in the winter
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: and they'll play against the real team.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: It's wild that any ordinary bozo from Denver can walk
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: on it and play against the Rocket.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: And more and more people go to those games in
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: the professional games because those games are fucked up. They're
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: fucking crazy weird, so you have to go to them, honestly.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: But that's why we're selling. We're selling hot dogs, hulling
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: lemon chills for them.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: To ask you for conking?
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: He want.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Someone came out to me and asked me and asked
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: me for what's it called with? Someone sucks on one
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: of those things?
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, pacifier?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Someone asked me for a pacify?
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Lose it? What happened?
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: It was like an offensive thing. They said, you sell
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: hot dogs? Are you also selling pacifiers?
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I hate that that happened to you. That's why you
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: need to be protected this industry.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: You need to get some people on your team. You
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: need to get some people on your team.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: Mane, do you know how many more games you have
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: to do to become part of the union.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm eligible?
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: You are? Yeah? Why haven't you signed up the dudes yet?
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: The dudes are crazy? The dogs and dudes, the dudes,
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: the duds.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: It's a lot of money.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: I remember that for me.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about something that you know has been
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: on my mind recently as I grow oled in this
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: industry and see how much has changed.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm kind of an old geezer.
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: I'm not.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: I'm a purist. I like a clean hot dog.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: What are your feelings on the Glizzy what are your
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: feelings on the hot dogs? Are bacon glizzy hot dogs
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: surrounded in bacon, you know, because this is a new trend.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: These young TikTok gen zas love the bacon rapp hot dog,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: and it's just not for me.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It feels like it destroys the art, it destroys the
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: purity of a hot dog. I can't be like bacon
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: rap hot dog. It sounds like I'm ad at some
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: sort of wedding.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: You know, it does sound like you say that when you.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: When you say baky rap hot dog. All I hear
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: is here comes a bride.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: All I hear is done, And it frankly confuses my peace.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I sed breeze.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: What I hear is a song Shout, which is a
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: classic wedding song, one.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Of your favorite hot dog songs.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Mine is Mine is uh uh yeah you really got me?
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Now got me so on the water?
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: What a great hot dog dog just for you? Yeah?
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: That is that song? A hot dog song.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: You can't put a word on you. It's just a feeling.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: That song is hot dog.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Agree to God teachers, how to has a hot Dog?
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: And it's a playlist of songs that you can't figure
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: out why, But it's a hot dog song.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my favorite husband song.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: So it's a hot dog song. Misery business, it's a
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: hot dog song.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Maybe in LA, that's a hot dog song.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Where I'm from, it's New York. Alicia Keys and jay
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Z is my hot dog song.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: You can't buy more hot dogs when a hot dog style.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Song is plays. Absolutely absolutely.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Now I want to talk about everybody's big break, because
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: how did you finally get noticed by the ball club
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: that you currently work for?
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I talked about when I got noticed by the scouts.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Will you guys notice by the scouts?
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: I was in the minor leagues for a long time.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I mean I was like doing a funnel, cakes and
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: and different things in triple A Double A baseball. What
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: happened though, It was a big, big day for me
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: and kind of set me up. I mean, my record
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: was good. I was I was hot dogging four point
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: four to two, you know, point four two. Oh that's
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: out of one hundred hot dogs?
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: How many do you sell?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm selling, you know, out of one hundred people,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I asked, I'm selling forty two hot dogs.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: That ain't bad? I mean it's a it's a hot
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: dog average, so my hot dog bad.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Anything anything over three hundred is incredible.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: And then it was one day where I hit a
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: grand slam hot dog at a Triple A game. A
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: grand slam hot dog is when you have four people
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: that don't want to buy a hot dog and you
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: managed to convince them to buy four different and four
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: different different sections.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: An slam.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: A mini slam is within someone by the hot dog
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: bagg of chips Minnesota.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you can get the combo, If you can
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: get the combo, they noticed that. They noticed that for
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: you youngins in the field.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: There's so many mini slams they recognized it as a
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: grand slam.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, they've they've counted it towards the grand Slam came.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It's probably with the statistics, but it's interesting.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Game change change, currency change, times change.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I was on the San Diego Twister's Triple
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: A team and then I jumped up and now I'm
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: in the New York Yankees and proud to be a
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: New York Yankee guy.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Wow wow. So the Yankee scout you at an away.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: Game, or Yankee scouted me at an away game? Well,
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: the twist.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Oh wait, they wouldn't play, no, no, no, they just happened.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: They were at the Anaheim Stadium and a couple of
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the Yankees said, I've never been to the San Diego
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: we go check it out. And so that's where I
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: got seen. They're always looking for good callers though. Uh,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: and that's when I was signed too. You know, there's
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: it's all this litigation. It's it's both a combination of
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: being scouted. Yeah, it's both a combination of being scouted
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: and also having good reps to put you up. You know.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: So I had a I was auditioning and auditioning and
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: auditioning all over the place for new hot dog jobs
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: and finally you hit a grand Slam.
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: You're in with the Yankees' day.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Sometimes it's romantic like that. For me, it was a
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: lot much more of like I was a hole to
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: feel like. I was working for Frank Azar in Los
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: Angeles doing really good stuff for the commercials and stuff,
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: and then they invited us because we would get a
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: box there because we were the official lawyers of the Dodgers,
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: and we were there.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Wow, the accidental he official.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: Lawyer, the spot injury. He did it and he was awesome.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: And we were there in the field. We're in the box,
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: and and and and somebody sold the hot dog. Uh,
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: it was crazy. I don't know. You might know this guy,
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: but sid Wallet do you know see Wallet? He might
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: still work there. I don't know. This was in Dodger
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: Stadium and what department he was selling hot dogs? Oh?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Is here?
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Does he give me big hugs?
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't know that when I would say is he
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: has he has bigger eyes than he does muscles. So
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: what happened was we were in the box he was
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: selling on a lower section on yeah, and he somebody
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: on opposite tried to buy a hot dog from him.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: They threw coins down. He said, oh, here you go,
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: I'll throw the hot tug up and he started throwing
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: the hot dog. He got stuck in the box, was
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: stuck in where we were. I caught it and I said, oh,
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: this was not going to go that far. And then
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: the person on the top was like, I didn't want
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: it anymore. I don't like what was wrong? And I
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: was like, no, you have to buy it, you have to,
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: you have to. And then I actually convinced him to
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: continue to buy it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sim Wallach. Sim Wallach took me to Halloween
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: parties this year.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Okay, watch out for him. We gotta get you some presentation.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Who did he dress up as one of the characters
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: for the White Lotus?
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a little adult show, a whitch character.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Also hard to recognize it, very naturalistic cost unless it's Porsche.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Unless it's Porsche. Was he Porsche?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: We did a joint character?
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Who are you? You did joint? You didn't do couples.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: You played two halves at Jennifer Coolidge.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: That's very funny, a very funny, cars funny, but I
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: still stay away from him. That's an amazing, remarkable story.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: You kind of got discovered.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I said, well, I really don't want to
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: do this. I have this other job. And then Frank
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: Cars said, listen, we're actually gonna let you go. We
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: don't really need script supervisors for this. This was a
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: good bye gift, like this game was a good bye gift.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: And I said, wow, that's crazy. So then we started
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: talking and they didn't have a spot for me in
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: Los Angeles, but they looked around and I said we
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: could use you and and we could you know, let's
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: fly you at to Denver. So I got a signing
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: bonus and they flew me off to Denver.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: That's how big was your What was your signing bonus?
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: My signing bonus was all of the relish acuity, the
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: right relish.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: That's a good topic for it to be.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Ranch, No, I mean I wasn't in the union yet. Different.
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't negotiated. If I knew I could get RANCH,
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: I would have negotiated.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: And they don't tell you that they gave me ketchup.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: I didn't know any better. I ate it all up.
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: Always ask for ranch in my in my negotiation.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Put it in your rider.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: It's for yourself, miss Beef. What about you?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I had kind of a bit of
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: a rough ride in the beginning. I was, like you,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: auditioning everywhere. I went to the Reds, I went to
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: the White Sox. I went to uh uh uh, the
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: the well back then they call it the Indians. Now
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: they call it something else. God, I don't remember what
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: the what they're called now.
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: I went to UH, I went up to the Mets,
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: I went uh. I went down to the h the
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Tampa Bay Rays. And that's when I really I was
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: not in a good place.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: What was the signs, what were the copy like for
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: these auditions?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: For you?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Well, the coffee was hot dog, Get your hot dogs now.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: It wasn't here.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: I wonder if they to you because you're a woman.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Why Yeah?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: And they and you know what, and they maybe did.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: And part of that was I could tell I was
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: being treated. And at the same time I was abusing
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: hot dogs. You never want to drink your own supply.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: But I was addition, see, and so I felt permanently
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: crazy because I was I was eating so many nitrates
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: from the beef that I was going a little insane.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: And so when I auditioned for the Tampa Bay Rays
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: and I said, hot dogs, get your hot dogs now.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: That's how I was calling him back then, hot dogs,
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: get your hot dogs now. And I could tell they
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: were laughing at me. Wow, I could tell they were laughing.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: And I went off the handle.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I started tossing packets at these guys like there was
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: no tomorrow. I called them every name in the book.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I was so pissed off, and so I walked away.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I walked away for a while and then I thought,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: you know what, I just I just gotta get my
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: emotions out. So I went to my niece's softball game,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: and I started selling hot dogs to the parrots. And
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: who do you know was sitting in the shan John
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Wriggly of wrig Field Cubbies.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Wow, John, you walked away. That's the strongest thing you
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: could do. I tell my dad all the time when
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: he takes off his clothes, they say, you could walk away, You.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Could walk away.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It's a devaitaing, devastating story, but you're also kind of
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: a Nepo baby. I mean, you were born in the
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Nepo hot dog baby. You were born in the stadium,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: kind of raised in it. It's it's a it's a
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: rags to riches kind of beautiful story.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: It's a little unfair. I think that's a little unfair
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: for you to say.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: All right, I'm sorry.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I just think it's been really hard for me. People
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: people hated me at Dodger Stadium for a while. I
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: was here with that guy and I and I and
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: I reclaimed my name and I reclaimed who I was
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: using my my my my strength.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: This is exactly what they said about mod Apatow. I'm
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: just gonna say that that's exactly what they.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Say she's gonna put as a raw talent, and she's
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: gonna prove every butter.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: And so am I Can I ask everybody a question?
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Go ahead.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: What do you guys eat for dinner?
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Peanuts probably mostly, Yeah, mostly peanuts.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: What do you guys see when you're not working? Should?
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Peanuts, show the peanuts?
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: Of course, peanuts?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Have you guys cracker jacks sometimes on a special day,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: but dessert, cracker jack sometimes.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I put peanuts on a bond.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: That I was going to say, you could if you
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: put peanuts on a bond and you push him down,
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: you can make butter out of peanuts.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Wow. Really, have you heard of peanut butter?
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: I read it at the store.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: No, yes, at the store.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: Go to the store, buy some peanut butter. It'll blow
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: your mind.
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: That sounds so much easier.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Should we do a fun little thing to close out?
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do it. What's your fun little thing to
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: close out?
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: What if you did a call, A wild call, a call,
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: a call that you would do only.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: In your dreams, A call that shows the soul, A
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: legendary call that shows the soul, and call in our
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: heart that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: We've been afraid because of ridicule and because of what
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: the industry wants from us.
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: Everyone has a secret call.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: You're too young to know about the secret calls. It's
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: a very well. The thing is, you also joined the
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: pa I heard about it. You joined the union, you
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: joined the pact. You have to sell your soul to
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: hot dogs.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Sid Waler told me about it midnight Halloween party about.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: He told you about the freemos.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: We're gonna go as both as both prostitutes from White
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: LOADUS season two.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: You shouldn't stop hang out with this guy a much
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: much much glay costume.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, why don't we all do a call of the soul?
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Well, this is the call I've always wanted to do
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: if we lived in a matriarchy.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: This is how I call for hot dogs. Hot dogs.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, get your hot dogs here, hot dogs,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Get your hot dogs here.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: And now, come on, ladies, get your hot dogs. Get
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: you a little hot dog.
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: I honestly did not know you had that in you.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: Why that was a big secret.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: And that's not how I do think because and nobody
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: is ready for it.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: I am blushing.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: I'm not holding any hot dogs.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: No, No, you're a kid. You're a kid.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: You're a kid.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: I want to know what's hidden in your hearts.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: It's how we're what should call the soul.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: My hot dog collar. This soul is very guarded in
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: something may kind of beat up.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: There was a call that was doing right at the
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: beginning and he didn't like it a lot. So, uh,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: maybe that's what it would be, you know, maybe maybe
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: it would be a little bit more like this.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: Hot dog.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Huh, Like that's a question.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: You want a hot dog? Huh, Well, why don't you
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: come get a hot dog? Huh, hot dog, Get your
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: hot dog, Get your hot dog.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Now that's the difference between theatrical and filmed.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: So that one gave me a bonus two.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: Which is completely normal.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, you're twelve.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: You're not that you're twelve.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna try it now.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is crazy, crazy that you already have a
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: secret hot dog.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it's just it's just a secret, deep down.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: That's all speak from the soul of your buns.
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: Okay, good jot dog here, Debbybby, Debby your jet dog.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe keep that one to yourself. Actually, that was kind
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: of sad. Yeah, it's a good first one.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Still it's about yourself voice.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: He's still, I'm really glad it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Let all three you down.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: No, No, you have more potential than anyone I've You're
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: literally a gift kid.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: All we have to do is find you an agent.
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: Yes, and then this is mine is very simple, you know.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: For me, I always just wanted to be able to
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: do away with the tricks and just to sell something
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: to somebody who wants it laid, not surprise someone into
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: what they have. So this is what I would do.
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: Hot dog? Oh yeah, you don't run? You want a
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: hot dog? Oh no, don't believe me behind, don't let
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: my memory turn to durst. Let me be here with
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: you one more time. Take this dog? Didn't bring it
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: to your heart?
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: That was both sexy and confusing.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Crazy, I feel like everything confused, disturb touched.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: Oh my touch in a wonderful way and an awful way.
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Oh no, wow?
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Ow why Ana I didn't get a boner? I got
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: the opposite of a boner?
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: Oh no?
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: What appendectomy?
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: How how the game to the track back for the
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: hot dogs?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Dog?
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Oh it's why so three strikes you're out? The old
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: hot Dog?
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: My bone back this has been artist on Artists on
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Artists on Artists, answering the question. Now, that's why they
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: call it show business.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Good Night.
• 45:39
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• 45:41
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• 45:44
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• 45:48
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• 45:50
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• 45:53
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• 45:55
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• 45:58
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• 46:06
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