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Cat the other White Meat · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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  And now is the time when things are shifting. We're going to be a new world order out there.
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  Believe
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  true international depression
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  who are fake news.
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  I am not.
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  Testecleese: Who are fighting.
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  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back with you.
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  Testecleese: Do not come.
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  Testecleese: do not come.
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  Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
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  Testecleese: Hello and welcome back to 247 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
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  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:41
  Testecleese: We'll just do guys drinking. Some beers talk what's going on
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  Testecleese: had too much to cover last week. So it spilled over into today.
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  Testecleese: But we also had. We went on Tuesday. So
• 0:56
  Testecleese: get a whole. Yeah. So it's more for that and less for now. But still a lot of stuff went down.
• 1:03
  Testecleese: 1st of all, do you notice Kamala Harris used a new accent again.
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  Brian McFadden: Yes, I did.
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  Brian McFadden: It was a good one.
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  Testecleese: But Hispanic, or something.
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  Brian McFadden: Latina.
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  Testecleese: Latina. I'm sorry. That's what we're calling it.
• 1:17
  Testecleese: Wasn't she speaking to like the Hispanic Council, or caucus, or something.
• 1:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Ugh!
• 1:26
  Testecleese: I don't know man like I keep hearing about all this racism. And I'm like, Hey, yeah, this looks like it's where it's coming from.
• 1:32
  Testecleese: Boom.
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  Testecleese: anyway.
• 1:36
  Testecleese: Oh, I want to keep up on this these accents with our accent. Tracker 2024, because I got a feeling. This is gonna be way worse than Hillary Clinton in her. I don't feel no is tired.
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  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: Oh.
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  Testecleese: right now.
• 1:52
  Testecleese: That bridge by the was it a Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore that got wrecked.
• 1:57
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
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  Testecleese: That's about a year ago, right?
• 1:59
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:02
  Testecleese: Apparently Baltimore, or I'm sorry the Doj, anyway.
• 2:06
  Testecleese: is suing the owners of the cargo ship, the Dolly.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: for a hundred 1 million bucks to fix it.
• 2:16
  Testecleese: well, what do you think? Apparently this ship shouldn't have passed inspection. But who signed off on to go? Do these things? You know what I mean?
• 2:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
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  Testecleese: Cause. I'm sure there's an inspection process along the way right.
• 2:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 2:30
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:31
  Testecleese: I think that's the problem. You're always looking for one person to be responsible. When things we have cascade failure like this. A lot of people failed along the way.
• 2:41
  Testecleese: This stuff shouldn't be able to happen. Okay.
• 2:43
  Testecleese: they completely lost control of this thing and wrecked his file. And how is that bridge still not built back yet like how did they not find a way to fix that right away? That was the way to get goods across the the bay, you know.
• 2:57
  Testecleese: or whatever
• 2:59
  Testecleese: you get your Covid shot yet for 12. After this no.
• 3:04
  Brian McFadden: I've never had a Covid shot.
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  Testecleese: The only, nor have I,
• 3:08
  Testecleese: and apparently half of people now are not good, or only half of the people are getting covid shots and flu shots this year, because everyone just gave up and said, I don't care anymore.
• 3:16
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
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  Testecleese: Oh!
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  Brian McFadden: Well, we predicted that.
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  Testecleese: We did. We did predict it. We said, How many things are you? Gonna let them jab you with and jerk you with every year. I don't get flu shots. The only times I've ever had a flu shot in my life is when the Navy forced me to.
• 3:32
  Testecleese: Every year. I was like, all right. I signed up. I agreed to it. You're gonna give me a flu shot. I get it. You know what I mean. Just like they gave me the weird shots to go to the Middle East or to the the jungle. You know what I mean.
• 3:42
  Brian McFadden: Anthrax.
• 3:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. Anthrax yellow fever.
• 3:49
  Testecleese: So I'm like, anyway, yeah people. No one's no one's worried about Covid like they were a couple of years ago.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: It's not deadly anymore.
• 3:57
  Testecleese: I don't. I don't know. I thought each mutation was supposed to be more deadly than the last one.
• 4:03
  Brian McFadden: Apparently not.
• 4:06
  Testecleese: And apparently the those star astronauts gonna come back
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  Testecleese: on the Boeing aircraft, and we've been fine.
• 4:14
  Brian McFadden: Seems like it.
• 4:16
  Testecleese: Or at least according to NASA, or whatever, or or Boeing, I'm not sure.
• 4:22
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, they're still up there, aren't they?
• 4:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're gonna be there until next year.
• 4:27
  Testecleese: I thought they were. Gonna be there until February, if they wait for Boeing. But Elon Musk is gonna get them home earlier.
• 4:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, next year.
• 4:35
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 4:37
  Testecleese: yeah, I guess you don't know exactly who's going to backyard and fire up a rocket to the space station. You know what I mean.
• 4:44
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: check this out, dude!
• 4:48
  Testecleese: There's a meteor whipping through space right.
• 4:51
  Brian McFadden: -
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  Testecleese: And for, like 6 or 7 days, it's going to orbit the earth
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  Testecleese: before.
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  Brian McFadden: Or it gets whipped off before it gets whipped off in his face.
• 5:01
  Testecleese: Yes, what's how big is this thing? How fast is it moving? Is this going to affect gravity? Is it going to affect time
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  Testecleese: like.
• 5:13
  Testecleese: I don't know, man.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: and put a big mass out there in line with the moon, because they're going to make mega tides.
• 5:21
  Testecleese: Is he going to go the opposite direction as the earth rotation and slow a day by milliseconds. I don't know.
• 5:28
  Testecleese: It's
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  Testecleese: so. I'd be very interesting to see what happens. Probably nothing that we're going to notice.
• 5:35
  Testecleese: but I think it would be cool.
• 5:37
  Testecleese: I might weigh myself
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  Testecleese: right before and at the peak of it, being in orbit around the earth.
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  Testecleese: Okay? I thought that was fascinating.
• 5:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: Like he.
• 5:50
  Testecleese: I'm sure you've noticed, and I think I pointed out a couple of times. We're seeing an exceptional amount of once in a lifetime. Things very recently.
• 5:59
  Testecleese: Like the President getting shot. Former President, United States, a Presidential candidate getting shot.
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  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 6:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: The aurora that everyone that went halfway down the freaking North America, you know.
• 6:13
  Testecleese: I don't know. I could list a handful of things.
• 6:17
  Testecleese: Well, the magnetic poles are apparently shifting, according to every major thing that I can find out there.
• 6:23
  Testecleese: And now we're gonna have a freaking hunk of space rock orbiting the earth for like a week.
• 6:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: This shit doesn't happen. Dude. You know what I mean.
• 6:33
  Testecleese: Alright. Anyway.
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  Testecleese: Federal Reserve's cutting rates, I guess.
• 6:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they went down by 50% percentage points since 2020.
• 6:45
  Testecleese: You know, point 5 percentage points.
• 6:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's the 1st time it's moved since Biden. It's the 1st time rates have been cut since Biden has been off in office.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: So there you go!
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  Testecleese: hey, you you follow baseball.
• 7:04
  Brian McFadden: Yes, a little bit.
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  Testecleese: Right, let's do it on the dodgers. So howay
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  Testecleese: a tiny
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  Testecleese: hope I'm pronouncing that right
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  Testecleese: very Asian. Do
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  Testecleese: just hit the 50 50 mark.
• 7:20
  Testecleese: Here's the thing.
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  Testecleese: There are 3 players in baseball history that hit the 4 40 40 mark, and it's 40 home runs and 40 stolen bases in the same season.
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  Testecleese: This guy did 50 50 home runs at 50
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  Testecleese: stolen bases, and he hit 3 of the home runs against the same team in the same game and stole his 50th base in that game.
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  Testecleese: This is crazy.
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  Testecleese: No one's ever done it before.
• 7:51
  Testecleese: they're saying that ball might be worth a half a million dollars, and apparently it went through like 3 fans hands before someone got possession of the home run ball that broke the mark.
• 8:01
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 8:04
  Testecleese: I thought it was cool. I always get excited when neat things happen like that, or again, another once in a lifetime thing.
• 8:10
  Testecleese: Oh, shit! I forgot to put something local in here.
• 8:14
  Testecleese: Oh, well, my bad Brian, tell me about Virginia.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: cause you guys are having the fucking wildest news the last fucking year or so. Have you noticed that.
• 8:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
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  Testecleese: Especially.
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  Brian McFadden: Around you.
• 8:27
  Brian McFadden: The
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  Brian McFadden: the Yorktown Training Coast Guard Training Center.
• 8:32
  Brian McFadden: There was an explosion at it a couple of days ago on one of the boats there.
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  Brian McFadden: and one of the people had to go to Norfolk General Hospital
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  Brian McFadden: because their injuries were so bad, and the other one was treated locally.
• 8:51
  Testecleese: yeah, that sucks to well, that's a tramp or something. They haven't even been at sea yet, probably.
• 8:56
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
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  Testecleese: Depending on what training it is, anyway.
• 8:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: They're getting blowed up already.
• 9:03
  Brian McFadden: And then we had another lady here in town.
• 9:06
  Brian McFadden: That decided it was a good idea to try to outrun the cops.
• 9:12
  Brian McFadden: because they caught her speeding on 64.
• 9:16
  Brian McFadden: They tried to pull her over. She sped up.
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  Brian McFadden: and then she got off at the Hampton Road Center Parkway.
• 9:23
  Brian McFadden: lost control of a vehicle and struck
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  Brian McFadden: a traffic light pole on the driver's side.
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  Testecleese: Hey?
• 9:31
  Testecleese: And that was wiped out.
• 9:32
  Brian McFadden: Vega.
• 9:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, that sucks, don't. It's not worth running from the cost.
• 9:38
  Brian McFadden: No matter how bad of things you've done, you know.
• 9:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. It's only they're gonna get you sooner or later, and it's only gonna be worse if you took off like that.
• 9:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:49
  Testecleese: Because then they got 50 more charges. Throw at you, assuming you survive, and don't wreck yourself into a tree.
• 9:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:56
  Testecleese: Alright alright! Cooper shared this article. Did you read it?
• 10:02
  Brian McFadden: I thought I shared that one, but he.
• 10:04
  Testecleese: Oh, that's you! Maybe you did.
• 10:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. She came out and made a big deal about saying that the Democrats did have an open primary process after Biden dropped out.
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  Brian McFadden: and Kamala Harris just happened to be the only one that put her hat in the ring.
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  Brian McFadden: and so she got it. Voila!
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  Brian McFadden: Open primer!
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  Testecleese: This is after they drove Rfk. Jr. Out of the democratic primaries.
• 10:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 10:33
  Testecleese: Then made Biden run unopposed as the what do they call that? Presumed nominee? Because he's the incumbent.
• 10:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:42
  Testecleese: Then they yank him out and stick Kamala in there, or Kamala.
• 10:46
  Testecleese: Come on, man, like
• 10:48
  Testecleese: they did the same shit to Bernie Sanders 4 years before that.
• 10:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:54
  Testecleese: And you keep hearing how they're, you know, trump's gonna destroy our democracy. I'm like, you guys aren't even allowed to vote for your own candidate. This is nuts.
• 11:02
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 11:03
  Brian McFadden: it is nuts
• 11:05
  Brian McFadden: definitely.
• 11:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then you exactly got Pelosi coming out, saying, Oh, this is an open election, and I know Harris definitely won like, what do you mean one? Literally? No one voted for her except for some delegates
• 11:17
  Testecleese: when they had to do it that way, because they knew that no one in the primary would vote for her.
• 11:21
  Brian McFadden: No, they didn't vote for her last time around, either, when she was running for President.
• 11:25
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 11:29
  Testecleese: Hillary Clinton is talking about bringing back the
• 11:32
  Brian McFadden: Well, she got a new memoir out. That's why she's back in the public eye. She's got a memoir out. She's trying to sell books
• 11:38
  Brian McFadden: ain't nobody gonna buy him.
• 11:41
  Testecleese: Didn't realize. He wrote another book or.
• 11:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she quote unquote. Read another book.
• 11:47
  Brian McFadden: and the yeah
• 11:48
  Brian McFadden: Americans. Now she's out suggesting that Americans should be arrested over disinformation.
• 11:55
  Brian McFadden: So whose definition is it
• 11:58
  Brian McFadden: that makes it become disinformation.
• 12:01
  Testecleese: What about the Steele dossier that she paid to have fabricated? That was 2 misinformed voters.
• 12:08
  Brian McFadden: Maybe they'll maybe they'll arrest her for it.
• 12:10
  Testecleese: But does that count?
• 12:12
  Brian McFadden: What's good for the goose is good for the gander, you know. She's calling it out. She should be the 1st one to live by the example.
• 12:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, they were talking about all these vaccines, everything that turned out to be a giant hoax.
• 12:24
  Testecleese: So are they. Gonna get in are they gonna get fucked to that, or even apologize to us for fucking us for saying, hey, what the hell.
• 12:29
  Brian McFadden: Hell, no.
• 12:31
  Testecleese: No, course not. Of course not
• 12:34
  Testecleese: the heck.
• 12:36
  Testecleese: They're they're misleading you to drive division in this country, you know, and the the right wing is so violent and extreme. You know they hate everyone who's not like them. Meanwhile
• 12:47
  Testecleese: Howard Stern says he hates anyone who votes for trump. Yep.
• 12:51
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't want to listen to a show anymore. If you're a trump supporter.
• 12:55
  Testecleese: What? The how could you hate someone? You don't know that much. I'm not saying trump, but I'm saying the guy who voted for trump. You hate this dude because he disagreed with you politically.
• 13:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, also, you got to remember you're in the business of needing listeners for your advertisers to sell shit, too.
• 13:14
  Brian McFadden: So if you don't have if you're cutting off
• 13:18
  Brian McFadden: a quarter to a half of the population of your audience, I don't think the advertisers are going to take too kindly to that.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: Oh, May, I don't know honestly, because
• 13:30
  Testecleese: it seems like you can say anything like that you want, but if you dare speak against the the machine.
• 13:35
  Testecleese: That's when you get canceled.
• 13:40
  Testecleese: Oh, did you see the dude? I think it was on Cnn. But it might not have been
• 13:44
  Testecleese: when I open up this article
• 13:47
  Testecleese: Dude calls into like a live TV show. Oh, I'm sorry. Washington Journal. A C-span
• 13:53
  Testecleese: dude calls into a live show to talk to the guy.
• 13:57
  Testecleese: And
• 13:58
  Testecleese: basically said, small people need to take shots at trump.
• 14:02
  Brian McFadden: Yes, yes, I heard that. Yeah, it's that's okay.
• 14:05
  Testecleese: Oh, no! That.
• 14:06
  Brian McFadden: And.
• 14:07
  Testecleese: The dude that the reporter Guy, that you know, was on the show. The normal guy was like, I'd immediately change the subject, and they cut him off, and I was like, Damn
• 14:18
  Testecleese: you! Literally saying you should take that that shot and.
• 14:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, not enough. People are shooting in trump, because.
• 14:24
  Brian McFadden: you know, trump's such so evil.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: This happened since the last assassination attempt.
• 14:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, do we talk about that on the show.
• 14:36
  Testecleese: Yes, I believe we did. I'm not sure we must have. There's no way we didn't talk about that
• 14:41
  Testecleese: just yeah, I don't know. We must, because I was like set Sunday or Saturday.
• 14:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we did a show on Tuesday. Yeah, we talked about it.
• 14:52
  Brian McFadden: and Joe Biden is back to running the country again
• 14:55
  Brian McFadden: because she showed up at
• 14:58
  Brian McFadden: a White House Cabinet meeting, the 1st one that
• 15:02
  Brian McFadden: Biden has had in like a year.
• 15:05
  Brian McFadden: I thought Cabinet meetings were supposed to happen on a regular basis.
• 15:10
  Testecleese: Well, even if they don't.
• 15:12
  Testecleese: for whatever reason
• 15:14
  Testecleese: Jill Biden does not have the clearance needed
• 15:19
  Testecleese: to be at a Cabinet meeting
• 15:22
  Testecleese: right.
• 15:24
  Brian McFadden: No, I highly doubt it.
• 15:26
  Brian McFadden: but she was there because she wanted to talk about
• 15:32
  Brian McFadden: women's health research.
• 15:37
  Testecleese: She didn't have clearance to be in the the Cabinet meeting. This is what drives me fucking nuts that no one everyone's kind of glossing over.
• 15:46
  Testecleese: If your argument is going to be that the President can declassify at will, then shut the fuck up about the trump documents right.
• 15:53
  Testecleese: And and if that happened, did Joe Biden declassify everything that happened in a Cabinet meeting that you and I can get our hands on by simply doing a freedom of information request.
• 16:04
  Brian McFadden: Not likely.
• 16:06
  Testecleese: If it's been declassified so that your average layperson can gain access to it
• 16:12
  Testecleese: sounds like I should be able to get my hands on it right.
• 16:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:17
  Testecleese: I don't know. Man like it kind of bothers me there
• 16:20
  Testecleese: like I thought we were supposed to have like stuff done the right way, I don't. Just. This is like Wilson. There, Woodrow Wilson.
• 16:30
  Testecleese: And Churchill.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: Oh, remember when we were talking about how Trump's campaign got hacked.
• 16:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:42
  Testecleese: And we made a joke how it was the Harris campaign, because they needed to get more information for their own platform.
• 16:49
  Brian McFadden: The stuff was sent to the Biden campaign.
• 16:53
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: that Rainy sent it to Biden. I thought that was hilarious.
• 16:59
  Testecleese: They are. And
• 17:01
  Testecleese: there you go. Iran is trying to interfere with the
• 17:04
  Testecleese: the election, so we can't trust that this election is fair, because they're trying to favor Kamala Harris.
• 17:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 17:11
  Testecleese: Oh, so you know Russia! Russia, you know.
• 17:16
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 17:18
  Testecleese: alright!
• 17:21
  Testecleese: The economy was one of the things I want to talk about on Tuesday, but
• 17:24
  Testecleese: ran so awake, didn't he?
• 17:29
  Testecleese: the Goya foods, Guy! They make like beans and canned goods.
• 17:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, I said that out of the Harris policies, Biden Harris policies are
• 17:39
  Testecleese: what's making everything more difficult and more expensive.
• 17:44
  Testecleese: Well.
• 17:45
  Brian McFadden: Mala begs to differ. She's got different ideas about that, and she's got a plan to
• 17:50
  Brian McFadden: lower everybody's gas food prices. Once she becomes president.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: That's what this guy said was,
• 17:57
  Testecleese: they are not taking in massive amounts of money.
• 18:00
  Testecleese: So if you just cut the price down, that means everyone along the way has to get paid less money
• 18:06
  Testecleese: so no one's gonna do it. That'll make the goods disappear because no one's transporting them or producing them.
• 18:12
  Testecleese: because there's no money to be made. And what really gets me is one of the arguments she's using.
• 18:17
  Testecleese: She's like, Oh, most people are good, but you know every now and then, like a natural disaster, you have people gouging people.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: And I'm like, Yeah, I know what you mean.
• 18:25
  Testecleese: But let's say there's a hurricane that comes through.
• 18:29
  Testecleese: I don't know. North Carolina. Okay.
• 18:32
  Testecleese: and I'm I don't get hit by it. North Carolina is fucked.
• 18:36
  Testecleese: and I say, shit, I can buy up all the bottled water here, load up my pickup, truck, load up a trailer, bring bottled water there.
• 18:43
  Testecleese: factor in my mileage factor in my gasoline.
• 18:47
  Testecleese: the cost of the bottles, etc, etc.
• 18:50
  Testecleese: If I sell these balls for $8 a piece I can get out of here and make a thousand bucks
• 18:56
  Testecleese: and
• 18:57
  Testecleese: provide water to all of these people for $8 a bottle. She's saying that should be illegal. And it's like, Okay, I understand what you mean. That sounds like you're ripping them off.
• 19:06
  Testecleese: But no one's going to drive down there with bottles of water. If there's no money to be made doing it.
• 19:11
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 19:13
  Testecleese: Like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna take a day off of work, you know, and not get paid. And if that's the case, then all you ever do is humanitarian work. You know what I mean.
• 19:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just saying you should be able to sell those bottles for $8 a bottle.
• 19:31
  Testecleese: because if people are gonna pay it, that's what it's worth. Right.
• 19:37
  Testecleese: Now they have water they wouldn't have had otherwise. And
• 19:40
  Testecleese: you made a dollar 14,
• 19:43
  Testecleese: all said and done off that sale, you know.
• 19:47
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 19:49
  Testecleese: What's a bottle of water cost these days? 4,
• 19:52
  Testecleese: $4, $5,
• 19:55
  Testecleese: Japan? Well, I suppose if you get the good stuff
• 19:59
  Testecleese: false?
• 20:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Testecleese: So big lots is going bankrupt.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: Didn't see that coming. Honestly?
• 20:12
  Testecleese: that's a like groceries, right? Or is that like a.
• 20:16
  Brian McFadden: Otherwise it sells a little bit of everything. Yeah.
• 20:19
  Testecleese: That's okay. Yeah.
• 20:21
  Testecleese: yeah. It's almost like a building 19 or
• 20:26
  Testecleese: like one of them warehouse stores.
• 20:31
  Testecleese: That's too bad.
• 20:34
  Testecleese: We keep hearing about again how great the economy is doing. Big lots is closing or they're going bankrupt. Anyway. Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy.
• 20:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Supper has been around forever.
• 20:45
  Testecleese: They have, and they've been leading the market even after their patent expired. But even they can't keep up.
• 20:52
  Testecleese: and you know I keep the exact again keeping. How great this economy is.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: you know. Oh, if you think it's down, that's just because you're dumb. The numbers say it's actually doing great. It's like, why are all the the major names that have been around
• 21:02
  Testecleese: thriving for 50 years?
• 21:04
  Testecleese: Why, they going bankrupt left and right.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: it it maybe has something to do with the policies in place, and you know
• 21:14
  Testecleese: Paris has this crazy fucking
• 21:17
  Testecleese: workers rights whatever policy she wants to put in place.
• 21:23
  Testecleese: Well, what did California do that fuck the Uber drivers.
• 21:28
  Brian McFadden: They basically made it so made it a lot more difficult to become a 1099 employee person.
• 21:36
  Brian McFadden: You're gonna be, you basically.
• 21:39
  Testecleese: Even.
• 21:39
  Brian McFadden: Like reclassified everything that pretty much. Everybody's an employee.
• 21:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. And that became a real issue with
• 21:48
  Brian McFadden: It didn't affect just uber drivers. It affected a lot of businesses out there that.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: Anything. Any gig economy like a Dj or a stripper.
• 22:00
  Testecleese: Same issues.
• 22:01
  Brian McFadden: So like
• 22:04
  Brian McFadden: the the bread company. My brother has a route with flowers.
• 22:09
  Brian McFadden: They actually got hit with that same rule, and so they. So they bought all the routes back in the whole State of California
• 22:19
  Brian McFadden: and made everybody employees that want to be an employee, and they're still having trouble finding enough employees to run all the routes that they.
• 22:28
  Testecleese: Because you're not because you're not gonna make as much money
• 22:31
  Testecleese: working for someone else and getting paid and everything as you would
• 22:35
  Testecleese: if you owned it yourself.
• 22:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, which I'm not sure if people understand how that works. These drivers basically purchase routes from
• 22:44
  Testecleese: well, your flower is not Bimbo
• 22:49
  Testecleese: and it's your sales to make or not make basically right. And then you order the bread that you need
• 22:56
  Testecleese: from the manufacturer that shows up at what 2 in the morning.
• 23:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, something like that. Yeah.
• 23:02
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 23:05
  Testecleese: and a lot of people don't realize how this, how the food gets on the shelf.
• 23:09
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: They have no idea how many people are involved, and how many, how many times money changes hand before that fucking sandwich is on your plate. You know what I mean.
• 23:18
  Testecleese: And
• 23:21
  Testecleese: was it? Oh, yeah, this wealth transfer that they're talking about. How come on? What's gonna cause this?
• 23:28
  Testecleese: 1st of all, they're talking about the boomers dying off and leaving giant hurricanes to their millennial, and Gen. Z. Offspring.
• 23:38
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 23:39
  Testecleese: And Gen. X. 1st of all, that's not gonna happen.
• 23:42
  Testecleese: We've made it a point for a very long time to tell people not to save anything.
• 23:46
  Testecleese: The Boomers were the last to have anything to save.
• 23:50
  Testecleese: and they turned all of their equity into reverse mortgages so they could buy Rvs.
• 23:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 23:55
  Testecleese: And and boats, so that there's nothing to inherit. We. We shared an article a couple weeks ago about exactly that. How there's nothing to inherent from the boomers.
• 24:06
  Testecleese: And she's looking to increase the tax
• 24:11
  Testecleese: on inheritances and such and stuff like that. The estate taxes.
• 24:16
  Testecleese: Not a good idea.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: No, a lot of people a lot of people think of just like the guy with 20 million dollars in his bank account
• 24:24
  Testecleese: versus
• 24:26
  Testecleese: the farmer who's got 10,000 acres of cattle
• 24:30
  Testecleese: out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: And this property and this cattle ranch is worth 12 million dollars or 50 million dollars. You know what I mean.
• 24:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:39
  Testecleese: He doesn't have 50 million dollars.
• 24:43
  Testecleese: and then also you tax that. Now you have to sell a piece of it off to be able to pay the taxes on it.
• 24:49
  Testecleese: and then you have to pay a tax for selling a punk piece of your property, too.
• 24:56
  Testecleese: when you get taxed every year on the property. See, this is just. It's a cycle, man.
• 25:00
  Testecleese: How many times can the Government dip into the same pocket?
• 25:05
  Testecleese: How much of your dollar that you earn, do you?
• 25:09
  Testecleese: Does the government get to take? You know what I mean?
• 25:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:17
  Testecleese: I don't know. I've seen some terrifying things talking about how much the government actually takes from your dollar, and it's a significant amount.
• 25:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:26
  Testecleese: Well, the team stores won't endorse Kamala, which is
• 25:29
  Testecleese: same difference as endorsing trump at this point, isn't it?
• 25:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:34
  Testecleese: Pay.
• 25:34
  Brian McFadden: They're showing, interning, polling. That's showing that like 60% of their membership
• 25:39
  Brian McFadden: is supporting trump over the Democrats.
• 25:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, because Harris's policies are not good for the people that work hard.
• 25:50
  Testecleese: especially if you work hard and are successful.
• 25:54
  Testecleese: It's it's not gonna work out for you.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: of course they won't endorse trump because you can get away with not endorsing anyone. You cannot get away with endorsing trump, because that's what what are you gonna do, though? Tell the teamsters we don't want your work.
• 26:09
  Testecleese: That's how goods get around to get made, you know.
• 26:14
  Testecleese: Goods means everything you use and buy on a daily basis.
• 26:21
  Testecleese: All right.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 26:24
  Testecleese: What do you think this overtime pay thing that trump was talking about?
• 26:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. I'd have to.
• 26:32
  Testecleese: Oh, he wanted to not tax overtime pay anymore.
• 26:35
  Brian McFadden: So that means Kamala will agree with that too.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: I was. Actually, it's funny. After we put it out. I I put that out there like, when's Kamala gonna come up with this policy.
• 26:46
  Testecleese: I like the idea of not taxing overtime.
• 26:49
  Testecleese: I don't.
• 26:50
  Brian McFadden: We usually advertise
• 26:51
  Brian McFadden: tax differently than.
• 26:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, but.
• 26:55
  Brian McFadden: It's usually tax more.
• 26:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. It's actually more, let alone not at all.
• 27:01
  Testecleese: Why, why should the government get a bigger cut of my work as I put in extra work because I need my oh, I need money. Let me go work overtime. Oh, the government's gonna take even more of my money.
• 27:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:12
  Testecleese: That just seems nuts to me. Let's get the government out of the way, and let the people produce
• 27:18
  Testecleese: and do what they do, because people will go to work to make money.
• 27:23
  Testecleese: When they have money they will spend it.
• 27:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Testecleese: You can't force this stuff, but if you get out of the way and let people make money.
• 27:30
  Testecleese: they will spend it, and your average person will spend it in a
• 27:34
  Testecleese: I shouldn't say a stupid way, and not wise way, whether it be buying a speedboat
• 27:38
  Testecleese: or whatever, instead of
• 27:42
  Testecleese: fixing up their house. That's
• 27:45
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 27:46
  Testecleese: I've seen some houses around here that they look like they've had trees fall on, and these guys got like brand new Atvs, and a brand new like
• 27:54
  Testecleese: Diesel truck. And you're like, what the hell.
• 27:57
  Brian McFadden: Priorities.
• 27:59
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:00
  Testecleese: exactly.
• 28:01
  Testecleese: Once you got all that handled, then you go and get yourself some Atvs and get yourself a fucking jet ski. You know what I mean.
• 28:11
  Testecleese: Oh, exactly. It's priorities. And if you.
• 28:15
  Testecleese: if people have money to spend, the average person has bad priorities, isn't going to invest in the stuff that needs it first.st And that's just going to dump a ton of money into other jobs like people who build and repair Atvs. People who do maintenance work to them, the the gas station where you're fueling them up and stopping by on your way to the trails.
• 28:35
  Testecleese: All that stuff like this job spill out of this stuff. And then you have a guy who has a garage, who has everyone in the neighborhood come to his place real cheap, you know.
• 28:46
  Testecleese: because, you know, I can fix it for you. I'll do it overnight
• 28:51
  Testecleese: alright. So apparently. Biden one of these green deals that biden did. I'm pretty sure it was the inflation reduction act.
• 29:01
  Testecleese: Put all sorts of weird stuff into place about how we get our energy.
• 29:06
  Testecleese: And
• 29:08
  Testecleese: depending on how things turn out, and
• 29:12
  Testecleese: in terms of legislation that gets passed, and how quickly we can figure out how to power this fucking country.
• 29:18
  Testecleese: Without fossil fuels we might lose up to 60% of the power in this country.
• 29:25
  Testecleese: like no, no power from the city
• 29:28
  Testecleese: from the community.
• 29:33
  Testecleese: Tony, I lost power once today, and my lights were on for about 15 seconds. My generator, my giant generator that powers my whole house kicked on
• 29:42
  Testecleese: off of my massive propane tank.
• 29:46
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 29:48
  Testecleese: but
• 29:49
  Testecleese: how long is that gonna last? You know what I mean?
• 29:51
  Brian McFadden: Right. Not that long.
• 29:54
  Testecleese: I mean, if it goes, if it hits the fan, I could hit Snap all the breakers off, except for, like the fridge
• 29:59
  Testecleese: in the freezer
• 30:00
  Testecleese: and then turn stuff on as needed. But
• 30:03
  Testecleese: that generator either runs or it's not on. It just runs slow. If it's not using a lot of energy.
• 30:10
  Testecleese: What up repeat, offender.
• 30:12
  Ron Pascoe: Lance, how are we.
• 30:15
  Testecleese: I'm doing good.
• 30:16
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, a little bit.
• 30:17
  Ron Pascoe: Cold storm.
• 30:18
  Ron Pascoe: Sunday off, finally got a Sunday off.
• 30:20
  Testecleese: There you go. You look like you're on a plane.
• 30:24
  Ron Pascoe: No, I'm only.
• 30:25
  Brian McFadden: His living room.
• 30:26
  Testecleese: I know I'm just saying it looks like the seat of a plane, and.
• 30:29
  Brian McFadden: As a real cushy planes. He, you know, see, that's 1st class right there. He's in.
• 30:37
  Ron Pascoe: Recliner 1st class.
• 30:41
  Ron Pascoe: How we be big weekend of us, isn't it?
• 30:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Testecleese: Elections are coming up. So just.
• 30:49
  Brian McFadden: You can actually vote, we can actually early vote in Virginia. So I'll be going to vote next week sometime.
• 30:56
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 30:57
  Ron Pascoe: The early voting's already started. That's mind blowing, isn't it?
• 31:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I.
• 31:04
  Testecleese: I don't. I don't like this idea. There should be voting day.
• 31:09
  Testecleese: Make it a national holiday. So there's no excuse for
• 31:13
  Testecleese: like, oh, basically, I like, don't get me wrong. I get a lot of people they don't. You're not allowed to get fired for going to vote.
• 31:20
  Testecleese: But they could find an excuse to fire you if they really want to, or something like that. You know what I mean.
• 31:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, make make it a holiday. So like the only stuff open is like the gas stations.
• 31:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, the thing about the way going these days is
• 31:33
  Brian McFadden: they're saying, if you go vote early, then the campaigns can devote that money, they get a notice, and you've already voted. So you get no more text messages or phone calls about the campaign
• 31:46
  Brian McFadden: and they can focus their energies elsewhere.
• 31:50
  Testecleese: Bullshit.
• 31:53
  Testecleese: I I don't believe it, but I don't get text messages, anyway, because I don't sign up for any of that stuff.
• 31:59
  Brian McFadden: I haven't signed up, but I'm still getting the text messages.
• 32:03
  Testecleese: Really.
• 32:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not even get. Oh, yeah, I'm not getting that. Well.
• 32:07
  Testecleese: I'm also in the boondocks, and they don't know I'm here yet.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: but I never did before.
• 32:14
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: It is interesting listening to like the news stations on the radio.
• 32:20
  Testecleese: It sounds like they have a Harris bias.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: I'm just laughing. He's like these are West Virginia journalists.
• 32:28
  Testecleese: West Virginia is not a Harris area.
• 32:31
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 32:31
  Testecleese: But even the journalists here are
• 32:34
  Testecleese: trying to cover her like she's not a moron.
• 32:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:39
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, that's gonna be a hard job.
• 32:42
  Ron Pascoe: That's going to be a very hard job, I think every time shavings the mouth trump gets 100,000 more voters, doesn't he?
• 32:48
  Testecleese: Probably.
• 32:50
  Ron Pascoe: What's it feeling like on the ground there, like.
• 32:53
  Testecleese: Where I am. It's great dude. I sat outside today on the porch and enjoyed the changing of the oak and maple leaves as a storm slowly came in with thunder rumbling, and I watched the leaves fall off. The trees.
• 33:09
  Brian McFadden: I sat on my boat at the dock
• 33:11
  Brian McFadden: with no shirt on, drinking beer and smoking.
• 33:15
  Brian McFadden: and had a good old time.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's how you wanna do it.
• 33:21
  Testecleese: I don't like a lot of stuff that's going on. But I came here on purpose to have this, just like Brian has his boat to go out and do that.
• 33:31
  Testecleese: Tell you, it's incredibly relaxing to sit there and watch a storm come in
• 33:36
  Testecleese: in mid autumn mid fall, I should say, as the leaves are really changing colors to oranges and yellows and reds and purples.
• 33:46
  Testecleese: and you know, as as deer across in the street
• 33:51
  Testecleese: and eating apples off my apple tree.
• 33:54
  Ron Pascoe: That was.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: So so when shit does hit the fan, I'm all set dude.
• 33:59
  Testecleese: I got apple trees. I got deer I am. I got what I need.
• 34:05
  Ron Pascoe: See you, mate.
• 34:06
  Ron Pascoe: Bit of gray on a place on forage
• 34:08
  Ron Pascoe: vegetation. You're sweet.
• 34:12
  Testecleese: I need next this coming year. I plan to plant a garden and black raspberries
• 34:20
  Testecleese: I love black rise, race! My girls love them. They grow so easy. I could do an easy patch of them to get enough for every year.
• 34:27
  Testecleese: But
• 34:28
  Testecleese: I'm telling you, man, I don't trust the way the economy is going, especially if all these wars are gonna happen.
• 34:34
  Testecleese: And now I don't trust that there's gonna be food there for everyone all the time
• 34:38
  Testecleese: especially because apparently
• 34:42
  Testecleese: the long showman.
• 34:45
  Testecleese: Union
• 34:46
  Testecleese: is talking about striking, and that's the entire east coast of the United States
• 34:51
  Testecleese: from Texas to Maine, there might not be anyone to unload ships or load ships, which means commerce stops.
• 35:02
  Testecleese: How? How are you gonna get?
• 35:03
  Testecleese: Where are you? Gonna get your avocados from where you're gonna get your guacamole from in Massachusetts.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: If if it ain't coming in by the ship.
• 35:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:13
  Testecleese: You can, you can. You can think it's planes all you want. There's no way they're launching jets there to move, fucking guacamole across the country. They're loading up
• 35:21
  Testecleese: containers on a ship, you know.
• 35:23
  Brian McFadden: -
• 35:24
  Ron Pascoe: But we're getting closer to Christmas, mate. This is when you find a lot of strikes. Do come on.
• 35:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I actually pointed this out to the wife about this strike that's about to go into place.
• 35:33
  Testecleese: We have quite can't see it here, but quite extensive pantry, massive pantry, that we are doing our best to stock it as we can.
• 35:41
  Testecleese: I got something like 20 pounds of pasta noodles in there.
• 35:45
  Ron Pascoe: Smart move.
• 35:46
  Testecleese: But I also have a giant, deep freezer that I have like 15 pounds of ground beef. I got 6 giant pork rib racks, a rack of pork ribs.
• 35:56
  Testecleese: French fries out the ass, because
• 35:59
  Testecleese: even not even should it hit the fan. And we not have like stuff coming in anymore. I'm on the top of a mountain
• 36:06
  Testecleese: 30 miles from the nearest anything.
• 36:09
  Testecleese: and it snows on mountaintops. What if I'm stuck here for a week and a half.
• 36:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 36:14
  Testecleese: You know.
• 36:15
  Testecleese: That's why it's nice to have my shotgun and tons of food.
• 36:19
  Brian McFadden: Shit.
• 36:21
  Testecleese: I'm gonna have to fix this thing up, but that is a wood stove, old school style.
• 36:25
  Ron Pascoe: Oh no!
• 36:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, heat my house up and cook my food.
• 36:30
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 36:32
  Ron Pascoe: Multifunctional right.
• 36:34
  Testecleese: So what's the.
• 36:35
  Ron Pascoe: I'm feeling like with the election getting closer, lads. What's the feeling amongst all Americans?
• 36:41
  Brian McFadden: Our host for dash last time, you know, so I mean it looked all about. Looked like trump was going to win win, and then some, and
• 36:51
  Brian McFadden: he didn't win, so.
• 36:52
  Testecleese: And the.
• 36:53
  Brian McFadden: We're we're jaded. I guess that would be the.
• 36:56
  Testecleese: They're priming it already. They're saying that if even if Trump were to win, they would contest the election and do all this stuff, and maybe even start a fight over it. It's like
• 37:06
  Testecleese: that's what you accused him of last time.
• 37:10
  Ron Pascoe: Really?
• 37:11
  Ron Pascoe: Well, I don't think there'll be no pandemic coming out in the next 40 odd days. Do you think.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Monkey pox could do it. Bird flu could do it.
• 37:19
  Brian McFadden: They're recommending. Everybody gets their monkeypox shots and their bird flu shots now. So.
• 37:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, I'm not doing that either.
• 37:29
  Ron Pascoe: I have a.
• 37:31
  Testecleese: Oh, it's crazy, dude! Not even that.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: Most of this medication I try to avoid in general, if I can.
• 37:40
  Testecleese: I don't know man like we're still putting, fucking. Some places in the United States are still putting mercury in tooth fillings. Racism, fabrication.
• 37:50
  Ron Pascoe: That's correct.
• 37:51
  Testecleese: And don't get me wrong. It's a silver amalgam with mercury, so it's it's not toxic. But that's not the point. We weren't. We weren't supposed to be putting mercury in people anymore. When we have other stuff, we could be doing
• 38:03
  Testecleese: good.
• 38:05
  Testecleese: Those are the black ones you see, in people's mouths are the mercury. Silver
• 38:09
  Testecleese: fillings
• 38:15
  Testecleese: don't see them much anymore, but they're still around.
• 38:19
  Testecleese: But anyway, by 2020, 35,
• 38:22
  Testecleese: la is looking to have a hundred percent of the energy coming from green energy.
• 38:27
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: No way they can.
• 38:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, no way they can do that.
• 38:34
  Testecleese: especially the big major cities. There's just too much going on to try to power that. Where are you gonna put enough wind turbines and solar plants?
• 38:42
  Testecleese: Now.
• 38:42
  Brian McFadden: That's not feasible.
• 38:44
  Testecleese: And don't get me wrong. Put solar panels on your roof if if you can save money doing it, do it.
• 38:51
  Testecleese: but that's not going to be enough energy.
• 38:54
  Testecleese: That's just what I'm saying, I mean, especially if you want to run like a mall or something.
• 38:57
  Testecleese: or I don't know.
• 39:01
  Ron Pascoe: How to make these wind turbines. They use mining.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 39:08
  Ron Pascoe: Have got to take life.
• 39:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then
• 39:12
  Testecleese: exactly. And the blades do not decompose, and they break easy. So they're sitting in a giant landfill, and they're hundreds of feet long.
• 39:23
  Ron Pascoe: What about the constellation is going to get the birds to get killed by these wind turbines.
• 39:28
  Testecleese: I'm still saying nuclear is the way to go. But people are terrified of the word nuclear.
• 39:35
  Ron Pascoe: I changed my thinking to nuclear the Liberal party in Australia, the National.
• 39:40
  Testecleese: But.
• 39:40
  Ron Pascoe: National level. They're trying to go nuclear.
• 39:43
  Testecleese: Good.
• 39:45
  Testecleese: that France.
• 39:46
  Ron Pascoe: To run in an area.
• 39:47
  Testecleese: Well, you got no, exactly. You have so much land out there that's not being used. You could build the nuclear power plant
• 39:54
  Testecleese: far enough from everyone. So even if something ridiculous did happen, it's still not going to affect anyone who doesn't work. There.
• 40:01
  Ron Pascoe: Exactly.
• 40:02
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 40:03
  Testecleese: And and these these issues don't happen as much as people think.
• 40:07
  Testecleese: But you can name 2 nuclear power plants that have ever had an issue where it caused mass casualties.
• 40:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 40:13
  Testecleese: The 1st one is because the Russians were Chernobyl, the Russian.
• 40:17
  Brian McFadden: To rush.
• 40:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, they said, fuck everyone, we know what we're doing. They wouldn't take any advice. And Fukushima, that Japan
• 40:26
  Testecleese: built this thing on a seismic fault line. For some reason there was an earthquake that made everything all goofy not fit right, anyway. And then the tsunami came from the earthquake like what are the odds of a tsunami and an earthquake hitting your nuclear reactor? You know what I mean.
• 40:43
  Brian McFadden: One of which I just got a Facebook article show up my feed about nuclear reactors.
• 40:49
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 40:49
  Brian McFadden: And it's talking about the 3 Mile Island plant in Pennsylvania.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one.
• 40:55
  Brian McFadden: And they're planning. Well, there's 1 of them that had the disasters back in the day.
• 41:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. But that only hurt like 4 people. Right?
• 41:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:04
  Brian McFadden: But it still scared everybody to death. But they're basically they're planning to restart
• 41:10
  Brian McFadden: the 3 Mile Island remaining nuclear reactor.
• 41:15
  Testecleese: Oh, no. Kidding. Awesome.
• 41:17
  Brian McFadden: This plant is among the safest, its most reliable nuclear plants on the grid, and we look forward to bringing it back with a new name and a renewed mission to serve as an economic image engine for Pennsylvania.
• 41:32
  Testecleese: Good. Yeah, that's gonna bring. That's gonna create jobs. It's gonna reduce the cost of energy.
• 41:39
  Testecleese: You know
• 41:40
  Testecleese: that that you'll bring in competition.
• 41:43
  Testecleese: And you don't get
• 41:45
  Testecleese: carbon. Dioxide is a waste product.
• 41:48
  Testecleese: Sounds like a win-win to me.
• 41:52
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I've kind of change the way of thinking, mate, like
• 41:55
  Ron Pascoe: I still reckon there's lots of fossil fuel. Fossil fuel is still good. I don't think we can exclude it altogether.
• 42:00
  Ron Pascoe: You crazy! Come and say no, let's.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: I'm all about having a gasoline powered car or a Diesel truck.
• 42:07
  Testecleese: but my house
• 42:09
  Testecleese: should be, I think, powered by nuclear power plant, and I think if I have an electric car plugging it into my house that's powered by the nuclear power plant is cleaner
• 42:18
  Testecleese: and then plugging it into the coal power plant.
• 42:21
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 42:22
  Ron Pascoe: I work with a guy who's a fireman.
• 42:24
  Ron Pascoe: parts on firemen, and that. And he was telling me those lithium batteries when they go to those electrical
• 42:29
  Ron Pascoe: vehicle fires the battery.
• 42:32
  Ron Pascoe: They can't put them out. They can't put them out.
• 42:34
  Testecleese: No, they create their own oxygen as they burn, which is crazy.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: especially if you especially if you pour water on them. It separates the hydrogen, the oxygen to burn and turn back into water.
• 42:46
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, exactly, he said. We're just.
• 42:48
  Testecleese: Burns at like 5,000 degrees, or 25,000 degrees, I mean.
• 42:52
  Ron Pascoe: He said. We just got to sit there and let her burn herself out.
• 42:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Keep everyone else away from it.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: We have similar issues with vehicles powered by like propane. And stuff, too.
• 43:05
  Testecleese: Actually, if you want to power your car with, propane the Us. You have to put, you have to have a shut off valve directly underneath your driver's side door handle underneath the vehicle.
• 43:16
  Testecleese: so that if the fire department shows and you have to have a sticker saying powered by alternative fuel.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: so if there is a fire because some of these fuels burn invisible. The fire department knows exactly where the shutoff valve is. Shut off your fuel tank from the fire
• 43:29
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, that's pretty cool.
• 43:32
  Testecleese: because, believe it or not, you can convert a gasoline engine to run on propane.
• 43:38
  Testecleese: That's that's pretty cool, isn't it?
• 43:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I've never heard of it. That's that's the 1st like to look up on that.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because no one thinks about it. But most forklifts that you guys are familiar with are probably powered by propane tanks.
• 43:52
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Yes.
• 43:53
  Testecleese: I? I know Guapo Guapo. You have mute, but Guapo definitely knows what I'm talking about as a truck driver. You're around forklifts all the time. Right.
• 44:00
  El guapo: Yeah. Can you hear me?
• 44:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Ron Pascoe: Good night.
• 44:04
  El guapo: Yeah, they pick up for 5,000 pounds and stuff, you know. So it's like, Oh, shit.
• 44:07
  Testecleese: Depending on the size of the lift. Yeah.
• 44:09
  El guapo: Yeah, yeah, of course. But I said, like, yeah, we use forklift oxygen. You can smell like, yeah, you're leaking.
• 44:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it's like
• 44:19
  Testecleese: you didn't hook the nozzle up right, Buddy. Reseal that sucker before you waste all the.
• 44:23
  El guapo: Yeah. No.
• 44:24
  Brian McFadden: Don't smoke a cigarette.
• 44:27
  Testecleese: We would smoke while off while doing it. Same thing where people smoke while driving a truck because everything is sealed off. Yeah.
• 44:32
  Brian McFadden: If it's not sealed off.
• 44:33
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:34
  El guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 44:34
  Testecleese: But where I was working they have.
• 44:37
  El guapo: It was like we had. What's the hydrogen? It's like, oh, explosive like, what do you think fuel is? You know.
• 44:43
  Testecleese: I know. How. What do you think gasoline does when you burn it?
• 44:46
  El guapo: Oh, we don't want to be hydrogen, because it's too explosive like, like, what do you think fuel does like.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: I mean you get more return for your energy.
• 44:54
  El guapo: I know.
• 44:54
  Testecleese: A better fuel.
• 44:57
  El guapo: What is it? People don't realize that like when you go feel goes into a chamber, it's explosion. Mine is. I was a miniature explosion being controlled by a machine. That's all it is.
• 45:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, suck.
• 45:11
  Testecleese: subtle, squeezing. Bang! Blow.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: Then goes down, sucks in the fuel air mixture.
• 45:19
  Testecleese: Then it's piston, comes back up, squeezes it.
• 45:23
  Testecleese: And you ignite the fuel it blows up, which is the piston back down, spinning the crankshaft around.
• 45:28
  El guapo: Yeah, and yeah, yeah, that's how you.
• 45:30
  Testecleese: Brilliant design, isn't it?
• 45:31
  El guapo: Yeah, as the jet engines, like same thing, same concept, but in a in a straightforward line.
• 45:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a yeah. Your internal 4 stroke engine.
• 45:42
  El guapo: And the crazy thing about the jet engines only use 25% of the oxygen it compresses
• 45:48
  El guapo: for combustion. The rest are just for cooling.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: I believe that.
• 45:53
  El guapo: Yeah.
• 45:53
  Testecleese: They have so many blades to squeeze it. And they they were in Diesel right like they don't actually have ignition. They just squeeze it till it blows up.
• 46:01
  Testecleese: Meeting
• 46:02
  Testecleese: all right, anyway.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: Trenda Aragua.
• 46:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's a Dennis welling gang.
• 46:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, are they the same ones we heard about in
• 46:13
  Testecleese: Colorado? Yes.
• 46:14
  Brian McFadden: Same thing.
• 46:15
  Testecleese: I thought so. They're in.
• 46:16
  Brian McFadden: They're all about the housing.
• 46:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's up there? They took over a Texas hotel.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: Damn wow!
• 46:25
  Testecleese: What's going on here, man?
• 46:27
  Testecleese: Why, why are they taking over housing.
• 46:30
  Brian McFadden: Well, they got people that need to pro provide housing for so.
• 46:33
  Testecleese: Is that what it is?
• 46:35
  Testecleese: Because apparently they're just like charging these people rent anyways what they were doing in Colorado.
• 46:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:40
  El guapo: I think it's a misconception of the law fucking. What's the name of the law? The you can kick people out fucking ceremony.
• 46:47
  Testecleese: Waters, rights.
• 46:48
  El guapo: Squatters. Right? Yeah. I tell you this
• 46:51
  El guapo: reception.
• 46:52
  El guapo: That's what I think both. And
• 46:54
  El guapo: the crazy, you know.
• 46:57
  El guapo: Oh.
• 46:59
  Testecleese: Did you see this migrant influencer on social media who's bragging about?
• 47:04
  Testecleese: I go go here and get them to give you this gift card. Go there and get a. This is how you squat, and all that stuff.
• 47:12
  El guapo: He got her deported real quick.
• 47:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, the judge is like, Nope, you're actually getting kicked out of the country. It's 1 thing to go and do all this stuff. But don't
• 47:20
  Testecleese: tell everyone. That's what we're letting you do.
• 47:25
  El guapo: It was quickly. I like, oh, shit.
• 47:27
  Testecleese: He's like. Come on, Buddy, I'm letting you fuck my daughter. Don't tell the whole neighborhood. Okay.
• 47:32
  El guapo: Yeah.
• 47:32
  Testecleese: Now I have to kick your ass.
• 47:35
  El guapo: Yeah, like, now you have me make me do see what you make me do.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: You made me down.
• 47:43
  El guapo: Thanks.
• 47:44
  Ron Pascoe: We start.
• 47:45
  El guapo: I don't wanna do this by you making me do this.
• 47:49
  El guapo: It hurts me the more than it hurts you.
• 47:54
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 47:55
  El guapo: I used to get like, what do you mean I get. I'm the one getting beat.
• 48:01
  Testecleese: It from watching you.
• 48:06
  El guapo: Oh, my God!
• 48:09
  Testecleese: All right.
• 48:11
  Brian McFadden: And Oregon has found out that
• 48:15
  Brian McFadden: there's an error with the. They got hundreds of non-citizens that are registered to vote.
• 48:22
  Testecleese: We've been talking about this for a couple weeks in a row now, more and more places, finding non-citizens registered to vote.
• 48:30
  Testecleese: and I'm not hearing anything back from the left
• 48:35
  Testecleese: at all, so I'm not even getting like a bad response back. They're just not addressing this at all.
• 48:39
  Brian McFadden: And they're saying the reason why they were able to register is because of the motor voter law that came into place years ago.
• 48:46
  Brian McFadden: where you, when you're getting your license at Dmv, you can automatically register to vote.
• 48:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 48:53
  Testecleese: Let's see. Well, that seems weird. I registered to vote at the Dmv. Here in West Virginia, but it was a separate action.
• 49:00
  Testecleese: It was just a place I could register to vote.
• 49:03
  Testecleese: They didn't offer it to me. They didn't do it automatically. I had to. I had to say, Hey, I want to be able to vote in West Virginia. And they're like, Oh, okay, fill this out, you know.
• 49:12
  El guapo: No, they ask you like you want to restrict the boat like
• 49:16
  El guapo: I already registered before, but I was like, sure what I have to do like, oh, just like this. Yes, okay.
• 49:22
  El guapo: that shares. That's easy, because they already got all the information and stuff. So.
• 49:28
  Testecleese: Well, this West Virginia didn't have any of my information at the time. This is when we were registering our 1st vehicle here.
• 49:34
  El guapo: You got a driver license renew something. They already got all your information.
• 49:38
  Testecleese: Oh, that's actually why we went. There was to get our driver's license changed over and register the vehicle.
• 49:43
  El guapo: Yeah. And I was like, you want to register to both. Sure. And they just are like.
• 49:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, they didn't offer me. But I specifically asked, because I know.
• 49:51
  El guapo: Which I don't. I don't agree with it. I mean, I thought it was easy like cool. That's easy. But now it's like, now I don't want anybody just to say yes.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: Just because you register, if you're too lazy to intentionally register, to vote
• 50:03
  Testecleese: registering to vote if someone's suggested it while you're here, is not going to make you get up and go vote.
• 50:08
  El guapo: Well before we had a law. Norton is like, if you don't vote for 3 elections, get automatically discharged. You have to register again.
• 50:15
  Testecleese: Enrolled. Really, I don't.
• 50:16
  Brian McFadden: But I don't have that law in place anymore.
• 50:18
  El guapo: You used to, but I liked it, you know, like you don't vote for 3 elections in a row. You have to rejoice again.
• 50:26
  Testecleese: What elections though.
• 50:27
  El guapo: Not any election, you know.
• 50:29
  Testecleese: So how often do you have county and city elections? Do you have to go and talk to.
• 50:34
  El guapo: And it was yesterday, and is.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: You got county like? Well, you're okay. Your county elections are probably on a typically on your state ballot, but not always.
• 50:43
  El guapo: Yeah. Yeah. But but Virginia, I mean, that was the law. Like, if you don't vote for 3 times in the road, they just they don't know what happened to you so like this enrollment. If he if he's still here, he got.
• 50:53
  Testecleese: But that's what I'm saying is you could you could be at sea and miss
• 50:58
  Testecleese: 3 ballots that come through for the Navy.
• 51:02
  El guapo: That will keep the register boarding
• 51:05
  El guapo: nice and tight. You know
• 51:07
  El guapo: you're not gonna have.
• 51:08
  Testecleese: Things.
• 51:09
  El guapo: Yeah, border roles you're not gonna have, like Joe Schmoker died like 45 years ago, still enrolled, you know.
• 51:14
  Testecleese: No, I get that. And I definitely agree with that. There has to be something done to weed out people that don't live there or aren't alive anymore.
• 51:20
  El guapo: It's like every you don't. You don't vote for 3 elections in a row like, Okay, cool. You're out.
• 51:25
  Testecleese: Actually, that's a good point, realistically.
• 51:28
  Testecleese: what's assuming I'm still on the voter roll in west in Virginia from when I lived there. Yeah, what's to stop me from driving to Virginia and voting in Virginia under my name and in West Virginia, under my name for the President.
• 51:42
  El guapo: Yeah.
• 51:44
  El guapo: but yeah, like.
• 51:45
  Testecleese: What is I mean? Besides, besides my own moral
• 51:48
  Testecleese: compass, because I know it's wrong to do that. It's illegal. Yes, but no one was actually going to stop me from doing it.
• 51:55
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 51:57
  El guapo: Goodbye.
• 51:57
  Testecleese: West Virginia is not comparing their voter rolls to Virginia's voter rolls. You know.
• 52:01
  El guapo: Well, probably when the national comes around, but still.
• 52:05
  Testecleese: They're not going through reading everyone's name who voted and looking for duplicates. Are you kidding me get duplicates.
• 52:15
  El guapo: But yeah, but I really do like that law like 3 boats in a row. You guys are out if you don't. If you don't vote 3 3 times in a row. It's like.
• 52:24
  El guapo: why, you even register, you know, if you really care about the election.
• 52:28
  El guapo: you're gonna re-register again.
• 52:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, it's typically it's not hard to register depending on.
• 52:34
  Testecleese: I mean, here, you can go to any basically any government building that's pretty much every state I've ever lived in.
• 52:40
  El guapo: Did it online. That's how.
• 52:44
  Testecleese: Because I remember I registered to vote the 1st time in Massachusetts, at a post office.
• 52:51
  Testecleese: I registered to vote the Dmv. Here.
• 52:54
  Testecleese: and I registered to vote in Virginia at the City Hall.
• 52:59
  El guapo: Hmm.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: You can do this.
• 53:01
  El guapo: I did online, and just like to send you something to reconfirm or something like that. I forgot what I did, but it was like years ago.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: I think it's crazy that I get so easy to register to vote. It really is so.
• 53:13
  El guapo: It's.
• 53:13
  Testecleese: Say that people don't have access. I'm like it's everywhere.
• 53:16
  El guapo: Yeah. So like what to say is like, let's not keep. Let's put down law like, Hey, you don't vote for 3 rows, 3 elections in a row. You're out.
• 53:24
  Testecleese: Or how about 4 years?
• 53:27
  El guapo: It's fine.
• 53:27
  Testecleese: And on what you mean? Because I mean, what's 3 elections again? Is it.
• 53:30
  El guapo: Every every kind of lecture when it comes around like, Hey, you didn't vote you didn't vote for the local. You didn't vote for the
• 53:36
  Testecleese: Yes, alright. Well, okay. Well, for example, I missed the President.
• 53:39
  El guapo: The primary don't count.
• 53:41
  Testecleese: Say, I missed the Presidential election. Okay, I just didn't vote at all. That means I missed voting for the President. I missed voting for.
• 53:48
  El guapo: May govern you.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: Let's assume this time around Senator was up, so I didn't vote for Senator or Congress, and I didn't vote for my governor came up. At the same time I disenrolled from the border.
• 54:00
  El guapo: That's true.
• 54:02
  El guapo: If the Senate Government like elections a day, you know.
• 54:06
  Testecleese: I'm saying. Well, if they're all on the same ballot.
• 54:08
  El guapo: Oh, no, I think that's count as a as a 1 election election date. If you.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying is, you have so many different elections at the same time intentionally so. They don't keep dragging you out to vote more unless they have to.
• 54:20
  El guapo: Yeah.
• 54:21
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 54:22
  El guapo: All right. Where's the.
• 54:24
  Testecleese: Arizona
• 54:26
  Testecleese: found 97,000 registered voters probably didn't provide citizenship.
• 54:35
  Testecleese: I thought that was like the thing
• 54:38
  Testecleese: that we keep being told, though I shouldn't. We shouldn't pass an extra law outlawing non-citizens from voting because it's already illegal to register to vote if you're not
• 54:46
  Testecleese: a citizen.
• 54:49
  Testecleese: Brian.
• 54:51
  Testecleese: you're muted Bud.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: No, you're still muted.
• 54:55
  Brian McFadden: He needed him for a while.
• 54:58
  Testecleese: I assumed we saw the old lady come in, and we assumed we were getting a tough time.
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:04
  Testecleese: What'd you do now.
• 55:06
  Brian McFadden: Apparently I didn't clean out the litter box good enough for.
• 55:09
  Testecleese: You need to get one of these self cleaning litter boxes, dude.
• 55:12
  Brian McFadden: We had one. She got rid of it.
• 55:15
  Testecleese: This thing's great.
• 55:17
  Testecleese: Once a week I open the backup and take a bag out and put a new bag in.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Then, like once a month I pour a new litter inside the
• 55:24
  Testecleese: cat walks in, does her business.
• 55:27
  Testecleese: walks out 10 min later, closes, cleans itself up.
• 55:31
  Testecleese: and leaves are fresh litter, for next time like this is fucking awesome.
• 55:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:36
  Testecleese: That
• 55:39
  Testecleese: I don't know. Man, I'm just telling you it's great to get does all of it for you. You don't have to sit there and smell the stinky dump because you skipped it for a day and a half, and there's 4 dumps in there.
• 55:47
  Brian McFadden: Bye, bye.
• 55:48
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 55:49
  Brian McFadden: I don't smell it, anyway.
• 55:51
  Testecleese: Oh, the cat dumps! Some of them really reek dude
• 55:56
  Testecleese: cat poops are nasty.
• 55:58
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 56:00
  Brian McFadden: So you saw where New York Times finally admitted that
• 56:04
  Brian McFadden: Vp. Harris did, support funding transgender surgeries for migrants.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: Well, how do you know? Because she
• 56:12
  Testecleese: but they okay.
• 56:13
  Testecleese: They admitted it because someone played the video of her saying this to a reporter recently.
• 56:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 56:21
  Testecleese: When she's like, well, why wouldn't we? And they're like what.
• 56:33
  Brian McFadden: And then animal sacrifices are on the rise in queens.
• 56:42
  Brian McFadden: I don't know what this is about. Let me see here.
• 56:52
  Brian McFadden: with chickens, pigs being tortured and twisted rituals.
• 56:57
  Brian McFadden: I wonder if this is in conjunction with the cats and the dogs that are being eaten in Springfield, Ohio.
• 57:13
  Brian McFadden: and I'm not sure if I believe about the cats and the dogs thing, but
• 57:18
  Brian McFadden: I don't think Trump should be focused on it as much as he is. You know he can focus on the illegal immigration and the amount of people that are in Springfield, Ohio.
• 57:26
  Brian McFadden: But there's no real proof that they're eating cats and dogs in Ohio.
• 57:32
  Brian McFadden: or torturing things in New York City.
• 57:36
  Brian McFadden: The.
• 57:37
  Testecleese: That sacrifice and torture thing, man! That sounds like some santeria shit, doesn't it?
• 57:44
  Testecleese: One of them they found like chicken bones in. I was like, Oh, my God! This is some voodoo.
• 57:50
  Ron Pascoe: It's part of Haitians culture, but
• 57:52
  Ron Pascoe: sacrifice and shit like voodoo, and all that sort of crap.
• 57:56
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying. The santeria is Haitian
• 57:59
  Testecleese: and the eating cats thing is like, oh.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: apparently an old Haitian thing. From when they were
• 58:05
  Testecleese: fleeing the Dominican Republic, however, long ago that people were so hungry they were killing cats and eating them, and that's like part of their origin story.
• 58:14
  Brian McFadden: But trump doesn't need to focus on it as much as he does, you know, and like, if they are, they are, you know.
• 58:21
  Brian McFadden: but the illegal immigration is more important than what they're eating.
• 58:26
  Testecleese: Hey?
• 58:27
  Testecleese: Well, I think the point that if they, if it's this is happening that they're eating neighborhood pets and ducks and swans out of the local park.
• 58:37
  Testecleese: What else are they doing that don't fit into our cultural norms? If this is, what's the most offensive thing? Is someone eating an animal.
• 58:45
  Testecleese: What else are these folks doing that they don't see as a problem.
• 58:49
  Testecleese: But
• 58:50
  Testecleese: our society might.
• 58:54
  Testecleese: And this is something that that drives me nuts like? Oh, you're just racist, I'm like, no, I have sailed around the fucking planet everywhere, has a different culture. There's different cultures in the United States.
• 59:03
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 59:04
  Testecleese: You're not gonna find someone eating a fucking lizard
• 59:08
  Testecleese: in Massachusetts.
• 59:10
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 59:12
  Brian McFadden: What about an alligator.
• 59:14
  Testecleese: Florida, Louisiana, Alabama, maybe even.
• 59:17
  Brian McFadden: But not Massachusetts. They don't like. They don't like Gator over there.
• 59:22
  Testecleese: Where are you? Gonna get Gator dude.
• 59:24
  Brian McFadden: Import it in man.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: These little Gator farms where they're frigging mass, producing and slaughtering alligators for meat.
• 59:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure there's Gator pets in Massachusetts.
• 59:35
  Testecleese: Maybe what you're gonna slaughter your own pet need it. You know there are weird laws about what you can kill and have own in Massachusetts, right.
• 59:42
  Brian McFadden: There's weird laws like that everywhere.
• 59:44
  Testecleese: I know, but like I looked up when I was there I wanted to own a pet owl.
• 59:49
  Testecleese: and I found out for me to own an owl in Massachusetts. I had to get a license in falconry
• 59:56
  Testecleese: and use it for sport like going hunting, and I was like.
• 1:00:00
  Brian McFadden: I can do that.
• 1:00:02
  Testecleese: I was like, but I was like I need a license to have a fucking owl.
• 1:00:06
  Brian McFadden: Did you need a special license to have a sugar glider.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sure I bet you couldn't even get one here in West Virginia. I don't even need a license to conceal. Carry a gun
• 1:00:19
  Testecleese: oh, I could get. I could get a skunk because I looked that up in Virginia.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: But had to use it for educational purposes.
• 1:00:29
  Testecleese: so, like twice a year, go to the school.
• 1:00:32
  Testecleese: And teach local kids about skunks.
• 1:00:34
  Brian McFadden: You should do that.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: That would be cool to have a pet skunk, wouldn't it?
• 1:00:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Yard, dogs.
• 1:00:42
  Testecleese: Great. Don't get me wrong, but someone breaks into your house, and there's a
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: damn skunk standing there.
• 1:00:47
  Brian McFadden: Nope, Nope.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: I'm going somewhere.
• 1:00:55
  Testecleese: and you know it, too. You'd look at that and be like no, no way, it's like dogs. I can give a steak treat to. I'm not fucking with a skunk.
• 1:01:03
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:01:04
  Testecleese: you ever had a dog or a cat sprayed by a skunk! Come home.
• 1:01:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 1:01:10
  Testecleese: You guys got skunks down there.
• 1:01:12
  Ron Pascoe: No mate, no.
• 1:01:13
  Testecleese: Oh, man, the smell become that they create! It's it's like a tear. And I I know. Oh, it smells bad! Haha! They make a joke. It's not just that. It's like a tear. Gas your eyes water up and swell shut
• 1:01:27
  Testecleese: from this stuff, and the smell doesn't go away, and it hurts, and it stays for
• 1:01:32
  Testecleese: a week.
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: Oh, it's it's such an effective defense mechanism and all weasels apparently can do it.
• 1:01:40
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I see!
• 1:01:43
  El guapo: It smell like weed actually
• 1:01:46
  El guapo: to me? Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Brian McFadden: That's where the name skunkweed comes from.
• 1:01:51
  El guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  El guapo: really, really bad. It's not like a good smells, like a horrible smell. You can. Oh, no!
• 1:01:59
  El guapo: And I hate driving.
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: Question.
• 1:02:00
  El guapo: You know, when that skunk is around like I can smell it like yep.
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: Well, the stunk itself doesn't stink. It's when they spray and like if you when they get hit by a car, they spray automatically. That's gross.
• 1:02:11
  El guapo: No.
• 1:02:13
  El guapo: Yeah.
• 1:02:14
  Ron Pascoe: One episode of turtle man. When he got sprayed by a scout
• 1:02:17
  Ron Pascoe: he had to bath in a bloody barrel.
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, for real. Oh, right, some kind of video.
• 1:02:24
  El guapo: Tomato soup is no.
• 1:02:25
  El guapo: put your hands behind your back.
• 1:02:27
  Testecleese: Tube does not work. Someone got rubber gloves. She's covered in blood.
• 1:02:33
  Testecleese: You got gloves.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: You got rubber gloves.
• 1:02:37
  Testecleese: I've got blood.
• 1:02:40
  Brian McFadden: You just say the cat?
• 1:02:44
  Brian McFadden: 9, 5.
• 1:02:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm 1 in custody.
• 1:02:50
  Brian McFadden: Where do you live? At?
• 1:02:53
  Brian McFadden: 2255 h.
• 1:03:00
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:03:01
  Testecleese: cuff her up.
• 1:03:11
  Testecleese: And
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: so this is just the arrest. Are they? Gonna show us the cat.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: you know I don't.
• 1:03:23
  Testecleese: The way was she doing this that she's getting arrested today if they ask her where she was putting a blanket on that backseat 1st
• 1:03:31
  Testecleese: warm?
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: So you have a right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have right to an attorney. If you can't afford. One won't be appointed to you at state's expense.
• 1:03:41
  Testecleese: You have a right to have that attorney present during any questioning. You have a right to stop answering any questions once they begin. Do you understand your rights?
• 1:03:50
  Testecleese: Do you understand?
• 1:03:55
  Testecleese: Good, though? Don't answer questions right.
• 1:04:01
  Testecleese: Smile for me.
• 1:04:05
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, God!
• 1:04:07
  Brian McFadden: Like this.
• 1:04:08
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, show me your teeth! Are you selling her?
• 1:04:11
  Testecleese: Did you eat it
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: now? Why'd you kill it?
• 1:04:17
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. Get in there!
• 1:04:19
  Brian McFadden: It's ridiculous.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Actually has some seats.
• 1:04:28
  Testecleese: Wacko, lady.
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: did you eat it? No, why did you kill it? I don't know.
• 1:04:37
  Testecleese: Those are people that turn into serial killers right.
• 1:04:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  El guapo: You have. A pair of cat is good because it eats all the rodents. Stuff like that.
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: Interesting, though, if she's going to be a serial killer, that'd be
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: another 1st black woman serial killer. Because let's be real. White men have been dominating serial killers for the last
• 1:05:01
  Testecleese: a couple 100 years. Right.
• 1:05:03
  El guapo: Yeah, when you when you need to. Ed.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, we need some more serial killers, because I mean, like name name any serial killer. Besides the DC sniper, which doesn't.
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: That's a different setup altogether with as a 2 2 person team.
• 1:05:19
  El guapo: -
• 1:05:20
  Testecleese: All have been white males. Ed gain Bundy.
• 1:05:24
  El guapo: Yeah, you tell me, take 2 black people to kill people.
• 1:05:27
  El guapo: buys one white.
• 1:05:29
  Testecleese: They're only half as good as white dudes and killing people. Dude.
• 1:05:34
  El guapo: Yeah, we need my.
• 1:05:35
  Testecleese: Believe that, and I don't believe that. So we should see the numbers reflect the population here. We should have more serial killers than our white dudes.
• 1:05:42
  El guapo: Yeah, they need to diversify the serial killers.
• 1:05:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:05:47
  Testecleese: name name a serial killer that's not a white dude.
• 1:05:51
  El guapo: Hmm.
• 1:05:54
  Testecleese: That's a t.
• 1:05:56
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:05:57
  El guapo: I know.
• 1:05:57
  Brian McFadden: Ohio is sending troopers and 2.5 million dollars to the city, where
• 1:06:03
  Brian McFadden: many Haitian migrants have relocated. According to Pbs.
• 1:06:08
  Testecleese: Springfield.
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're spending. They're sending troopers and money boom
• 1:06:14
  Testecleese: to where they're allegedly eating these animals and having gang activity. But we're being told it's not happening. So if it's not happening, why are we sending State troopers and tons of money? There.
• 1:06:28
  El guapo: Don't believe lion eyes.
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. And that's what's getting me dude like we need to make Orwell fiction again, because I swear
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: more and more. I'm heard not to believe my lion eyes.
• 1:06:44
  Testecleese: Like the the whole.
• 1:06:46
  Testecleese: If you don't find the prosecutor, you don't get the 1 billion dollars.
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: They tell me that never happened. I'm like, here's the video.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: He's bragging about it.
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: And then they impeach Trump because Biden did that.
• 1:07:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:07:02
  Brian McFadden: But it's okay for Biden to do it. It's just not okay for trump to do it.
• 1:07:06
  Testecleese: Trump didn't even do it. Trump said, Hey, what's this about? Isn't this like against the law? And then they impeach trump for saying that, because apparently that was going after his political opponent. Meanwhile they got trump on fucking trial
• 1:07:17
  Testecleese: in the election.
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: It's just, and this is the issue I'm having is that everyone peers far right for simply saying what the hell is going on.
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: I don't particularly like the Republican party. I think they're a bunch of fucking pussies with no spines. They won't do, Jack. Shit. They keep
• 1:07:38
  Testecleese: voting in the same group of dudes. They have a handful of guys with balls, but the rest of them are like fucking Lindsey Graham.
• 1:07:45
  Testecleese: and goes along to get along. You know it.
• 1:07:51
  Testecleese: and so I've been siding in general with the Republicans. But that's only because it's.
• 1:07:57
  Brian McFadden: The lesser of the 2 evils.
• 1:07:58
  Testecleese: Well, not even listen to evils. These guys want to tax money. I haven't made yet.
• 1:08:04
  Testecleese: And these guys said, That's stupid. I'm like, yeah, I agree with the guys who said, That's stupid.
• 1:08:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And so if my, if I pay taxes on the money I haven't made yet.
• 1:08:14
  Brian McFadden: do I get a refund when I lose money on the money I did make.
• 1:08:19
  Testecleese: Make. Yeah, I didn't make the money.
• 1:08:23
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 1:08:24
  El guapo: Alright. You guys are making sense. Let's not do that.
• 1:08:28
  Testecleese: Especially this unrealized capital gains tax.
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: So did you realize that means that you unrealized means you didn't make money.
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: Just the the value of something went up.
• 1:08:40
  Testecleese: Love of God. So okay, so inflate the fuck out of the dollar
• 1:08:44
  Testecleese: boom. Everyone knows taxes, because their whole property value went up.
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: And you know what's going to make the property value. Go up
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: Kamala Harris offering $50,000 for people buying homes 1st time home buyers, or 25,000. Whatever it is, all that's going to do is increase the cost to buy a house by that much at least.
• 1:09:05
  El guapo: Yeah, all the way around.
• 1:09:07
  Testecleese: And it's going to be more than that, because it's going to flood the market with people looking to take advantage of this. So there's more people competing for the same houses.
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: Dude. I bought a house just in time.
• 1:09:18
  El guapo: Hmm that.
• 1:09:20
  Ron Pascoe: It's all right to give out the money, but it's got to come from somewhere, and it's going to come from you taxpayers.
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's the thing. And well, that's the
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: what's even worse is, no, it doesn't.
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: It comes from a giant running tally debt
• 1:09:35
  Testecleese: that we owe our great grandchildren
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: 20.
• 1:09:39
  Ron Pascoe: Next part is not.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. You see the taxpayers. If we spend more money every year, we
• 1:09:45
  Testecleese: we're within like a
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: a hundred 1 million dollars of not bringing enough tax money every year to pay the interest on our debt.
• 1:09:54
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:09:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're we're barely paying the interest off.
• 1:09:58
  Testecleese: We're not making it. And then we spend more money and more money, and they just raise the debt ceiling and raise the debt ceiling.
• 1:10:04
  Testecleese: That's why they want to tax everything. Dude.
• 1:10:08
  Ron Pascoe: I heard the biggest gas lying I heard today. This is regards to taxpayers and that Czech Uga from Young Turks.
• 1:10:17
  Ron Pascoe: Guy is an absolute Dickhead. I would take him on in a charity fight.
• 1:10:21
  Ron Pascoe: You know what
• 1:10:23
  Ron Pascoe: in a ring.
• 1:10:23
  Testecleese: I'd pay a dollar to see that.
• 1:10:25
  Ron Pascoe: You had this guy from the Israeli idf, and that he's on there. This guy's going on about the Israelis trying to come to America to get more money funding.
• 1:10:34
  Ron Pascoe: and he's going. Give us back our 26 billion. You're going in there. Hezbollah, are great. All this blah blah is great.
• 1:10:40
  Ron Pascoe: I'm thinking, what have you guys and girls just given bloody Ukraine?
• 1:10:44
  Ron Pascoe: How many billions of dollars are you up to now in Ukraine.
• 1:10:48
  Testecleese: Say that because the Republicans are pissed off right now, because Biden is looking to dump the rest of the 6 billion dollars to Ukraine.
• 1:10:54
  Brian McFadden: He's asking for an extension on being able to spend the money.
• 1:11:01
  Testecleese: For those who aren't aware of how this works. They're authorized to spend up to X number of dollars in wide amount of time.
• 1:11:08
  Testecleese: and if y amount of time expires, whatever
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: X minus spent is goes back into their taxpayers, too.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's asking for an extension to spend another 6 billion dollars. He couldn't figure out how to spend for Ukraine to fight.
• 1:11:25
  El guapo: No more.
• 1:11:27
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, how much money have we spent sent over there?
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 1:11:32
  Brian McFadden: Billions.
• 1:11:33
  Testecleese: Oh, more more than he's. He wants an extension for the 6 billion. He didn't have time to spend. Yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:11:42
  Ron Pascoe: I think we passed the 26 billion. But.
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sure that I think it's hundreds of millions right now, isn't it?
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: I'm not sure. But I think with all the different times we've sent money over and not just money, but I mean tanks.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: aircraft.
• 1:11:58
  Brian McFadden: When it comes.
• 1:11:59
  Testecleese: Technology, drones, yeah.
• 1:12:03
  Ron Pascoe: Money.
• 1:12:03
  Brian McFadden: They all. They everybody knows that if Trump were to get elected President, the
• 1:12:08
  Brian McFadden: that that well is going to run dry really fast.
• 1:12:12
  Testecleese: It doesn't matter. By the time
• 1:12:14
  Testecleese: if Trump wins the election by the time he takes office they'll make sure.
• 1:12:17
  Brian McFadden: There'll be a pageant. There'll be a ceasefire.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Nope, they're gonna make sure before he takes office
• 1:12:23
  Testecleese: that they ramp this up so far it's too late to stop the conflict.
• 1:12:28
  Testecleese: I mean. Ukraine's already invading Russia
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: on a defensive mission.
• 1:12:34
  Brian McFadden: I mean, but I mean there's no American troops anywhere in hazardous duties anymore.
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: But that's true.
• 1:12:42
  Brian McFadden: Kamala Harris has got them all out of everywhere.
• 1:12:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, did you see the video of the marines like, where the where the fuck are? We.
• 1:12:50
  Ron Pascoe: Away!
• 1:12:52
  Brian McFadden: Except for, like the 2,500 people that are in Syria, the other people that are in Africa, you know.
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: We have Spec. Ops in Ukraine and anywhere on the planet that we need the seal team to do. Whatever is the seal team? Does you know what I mean?
• 1:13:11
  Ron Pascoe: Got on the North Korean border.
• 1:13:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. But they also claimed that no, nobody died under Biden's administration, which is bullshit.
• 1:13:21
  Testecleese: They just.
• 1:13:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, because.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: This.
• 1:13:24
  Brian McFadden: What about the ones in Afghanistan.
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: So 13 of them died that one day.
• 1:13:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:30
  Brian McFadden: and just in one day.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: And the thing is your average default voter who doesn't pay that much attention, hears this
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: doesn't know the context behind it, and says, oh, that's good. No one died.
• 1:13:46
  Testecleese: and that's your average person who votes that way because they don't pay that much attention, because if you do pay that much attention you're like, hold on! That can't be true because of this. And this right.
• 1:13:58
  Ron Pascoe: It's not just that. It's the way that what this administration has treated your ex like your
• 1:14:02
  Ron Pascoe: you just see armed soldiers and that mate when they've come back.
• 1:14:06
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 1:14:07
  Ron Pascoe: Like. Look at the Gold Star families, you know.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 1:14:11
  Ron Pascoe: Somebody out there telling the truth.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: They kicked our vets out of homeless shelters to let migrants in.
• 1:14:16
  Testecleese: Hey, Eagle?
• 1:14:17
  Brian McFadden: Money for migraines.
• 1:14:21
  Brian McFadden: What the hell.
• 1:14:22
  Ron Pascoe: Triple the amount of money on my legal immigrants, I should say, than what they are on your own vets. I saw this interview the other day
• 1:14:32
  Ron Pascoe: triple the amount of money.
• 1:14:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I'm on anti seizure medication because of the navy
• 1:14:39
  Testecleese: and the Navy does not care that I have epilepsy because of what my service?
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: They just do not care. They they they do. Give me a couple bucks a month, because I have a painful scar where they performed my left temporal craniotomy.
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: and put well scooped about a tablespoon of my brain out of my left temporal lobe, and then put 2 steel plates in my head.
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: They give me a couple bucks, because that scar hurts sometimes with rapid temperature, changes.
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: Or high pitched noises.
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: They don't give a fuck that I have epilepsy.
• 1:15:14
  Testecleese: and I'm like, Are you kidding me?
• 1:15:16
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, I know guys that have a fucking slight limb
• 1:15:20
  Testecleese: or my leg hurts, and they're getting
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: paid, you know.
• 1:15:26
  Testecleese: Alright, I was so bitter, man. It took me like
• 1:15:29
  Testecleese: 8 years to get the Va. To give me a dime.
• 1:15:33
  Testecleese: and they still don't care that they broke my brain. I can't weld anymore because of it.
• 1:15:38
  Brian McFadden: You gotta keep fighting it.
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, we're gonna go see a new guy because I'm in a different area. And the doctor might say something different. You know what I mean.
• 1:15:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Testecleese: And if he doesn't.
• 1:15:49
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:15:49
  Testecleese: Optimum.
• 1:15:50
  Brian McFadden: I went and had my, I applied for hearing loss, and Tinnitus.
• 1:15:56
  Testecleese: I got those as well. Yes.
• 1:15:57
  Brian McFadden: And well, I hadn't applied for it yet, but I went and did my audiologist test this last week.
• 1:16:03
  Brian McFadden: and she's like man. Your hearing sucks. You really need to go to the you need to like, get with the Va. And get some real hearing Aids, you know, they'll pay for. I was like, Okay, I'll be right on that.
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: You seen these new German hearing aids.
• 1:16:18
  El guapo: Hmm.
• 1:16:19
  Testecleese: Apparently they're like
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: the real thing. They're like perfect crystal clear. It's taken over every market in the country leading to the Germans to build a superior machine, though? Right?
• 1:16:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:16:32
  El guapo: I mean.
• 1:16:34
  El guapo: okay, go ahead. I'm sorry.
• 1:16:37
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because when I went and did my thing for the Va. They they did. They asked me about Tinnitus.
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: I'm like, well, what year does it normally come out of? And I looked at it like she's crazy.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: and she's like what I was like. It's like, it sounds like it's coming from the center of my head.
• 1:16:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: And she's like, Okay, that's only like 1515% of people that suffer up tinnitus. Usually it's 1 side or the other, or mostly one.
• 1:17:01
  Brian McFadden: I hear it ringing in both ears.
• 1:17:03
  Testecleese: Oh, not just bold, you! It sounds like it's coming from inside my head ringing outwards.
• 1:17:08
  Testecleese: I got caught in the hanger bag when this.
• 1:17:12
  Brian McFadden: But she said that everybody in the navy should be claiming it.
• 1:17:16
  Testecleese: They should, because.
• 1:17:17
  Brian McFadden: Basically the only people that shouldn't be able to claim. It may be Air Force.
• 1:17:21
  El guapo: Ha! Ha!
• 1:17:23
  Testecleese: The wife was right next to the flight line.
• 1:17:26
  Brian McFadden: Well, then, she can claim it, but.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: She did the.
• 1:17:28
  Brian McFadden: The people sitting in offices in the Air Force and the air conditioned tents
• 1:17:34
  Brian McFadden: sameer.
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: She was in an air conditioned office on Langley, in Virginia, but the runway was right next to her building.
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: and the jets were taking off and landing, it was so insanely loud.
• 1:17:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I'm.
• 1:17:48
  Brian McFadden: Explains it.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: Wow! Well, she already did. Loudest thing I ever heard was, the sea was going off, and I didn't have hearing protection.
• 1:17:54
  Testecleese: No
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: closing.
• 1:17:57
  El guapo: It's like a lightning.
• 1:17:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. The close.
• 1:18:00
  El guapo: 13.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: In the system for anyone who's unfamiliar with it.
• 1:18:03
  El guapo: Doesn't look like part to Dita with a horror. It does
• 1:18:07
  El guapo: in a fire.
• 1:18:08
  Testecleese: There's like a thousand rounds a minute or.
• 1:18:10
  El guapo: Room like Whoa! Whoa!
• 1:18:12
  Testecleese: Annoyed.
• 1:18:13
  El guapo: It's like, it's like me.
• 1:18:15
  El guapo: Yeah, it's like a lightning man like a sail like, Wow.
• 1:18:18
  Testecleese: On my knees. It fires like fucking red bull can size fucking hunks of tungsten
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: into the sky so quickly it puts up a wall of tungsten to take out incoming missiles.
• 1:18:31
  El guapo: Hmm.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: Like. That's what it last second defense. They split up a shit ton of tongues, and maybe we're worth the missile.
• 1:18:37
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:18:37
  Testecleese: Before it hits us right.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: It is so loud, dude.
• 1:18:43
  Testecleese: I was carrying a snake to clean up the sewage system, and I dropped it because I was walking around the hangar bay, going to my job to clean out the shitter right?
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: Just doing my job as A. E. 3.
• 1:18:55
  El guapo: Hmm.
• 1:18:56
  Testecleese: And I look around the hangar bang, and there's no one
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: I'm like. This is weird. The hangar bay is never empty, ever, ever, ever while on deployment on an aircraft carrier. You know what I mean.
• 1:19:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep, you didn't get the word.
• 1:19:10
  Testecleese: No one told me my division thought it was fucking hilarious to send me out to do this.
• 1:19:15
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like the male buoy, wise.
• 1:19:17
  Testecleese: Now I can barely hear out of my left ear.
• 1:19:20
  El guapo: I mean.
• 1:19:21
  Testecleese: And I get that tonight is ring coming through.
• 1:19:24
  Brian McFadden: No, that's so annoying.
• 1:19:26
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! It was so, I mean, I thought the 5 inch gun was loud when that thing went off and the ship moved, but hearing that sea was go off dude! Oh, my God! It was! It was louder than jets taking off.
• 1:19:40
  Testecleese: You know those quick little
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: that thing fired like 700 rounds.
• 1:19:47
  Testecleese: hey?
• 1:19:48
  Testecleese: All right, anyway.
• 1:19:52
  Testecleese: Apparently
• 1:19:54
  Testecleese: there's this theory
• 1:19:56
  Testecleese: that Russia could take out the Internet for, like the entire West, how would they do that?
• 1:20:02
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna take out the undersea cables.
• 1:20:04
  El guapo: I could. I could tell you how.
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: So okay, so the web will still exist. We just won't be connected to the rest of the planet. Right.
• 1:20:11
  Brian McFadden: We'd have Internet in the Us. But we wouldn't have Internet in Europe and Asia.
• 1:20:17
  Brian McFadden: We'll be able to connect to them
• 1:20:19
  Brian McFadden: a problem with. That is that
• 1:20:22
  Brian McFadden: even the military is reliant on that kind of technology nowadays to get stuff round.
• 1:20:30
  Testecleese: Starlink. Yeah.
• 1:20:32
  El guapo: Yeah, we can. There's a backup.
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: I mean, we have satellite systems. Granted
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: you and I may not have access to Starlink, but I'm certain the United States Navy would, especially since they're currently negotiating a contract.
• 1:20:44
  El guapo: You have to watch a netflix and chill.
• 1:20:46
  Testecleese: To use to use starlink on deployments.
• 1:20:50
  Brian McFadden: Didn't have Starlink on my ship on.
• 1:20:53
  El guapo: The more.
• 1:20:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:20:56
  Testecleese: And I remember, remember we had a movie library.
• 1:20:59
  El guapo: Hmm, yeah.
• 1:21:00
  Testecleese: And I just remember laughing my ass off because they hadn't. They gave me this catalog to dig through. And I'm like, Oh, that's cool whatever. And I because I got to pick the 1st movie of the week
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: on deployment that on the last ship
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: I told you about this Princess Bride.
• 1:21:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's a good movie.
• 1:21:14
  Testecleese: Oh, great movie.
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: They had an actual fucking. DVD, they put into a machine, and I was like, Are you kidding me? Why don't you have a freaking, small, hard drive.
• 1:21:24
  Brian McFadden: I used to be.
• 1:21:26
  Testecleese: My.
• 1:21:26
  Brian McFadden: I used to be the Lpo. The division that played the movies on the ship.
• 1:21:31
  Testecleese: Did you have Dvds, or did you load them on.
• 1:21:35
  Brian McFadden: No, we had dh, we had tapes, we had not vhs. We had like smaller tapes.
• 1:21:40
  Testecleese: High, 8.
• 1:21:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:43
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:21:45
  Testecleese: Let's just.
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: You could have a hard drive, an external hard drive that you just plug in
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: that, that
• 1:21:52
  Testecleese: it's the size of a fucking cell phone battery charger.
• 1:21:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, now you can, but not back in the day.
• 1:21:58
  Testecleese: I know, and it's got like 5 TB. You can put all your movies on it. No problem.
• 1:22:05
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: yeah. So now putin is not only
• 1:22:10
  Testecleese: apparently able to take out our Internet, which I'm not sure of that.
• 1:22:14
  El guapo: Alright talk about that!
• 1:22:17
  El guapo: I don't know if you remember when
• 1:22:19
  El guapo: the hack into the oil pipeline, right before, right after, like trump was leaving office and stuff like that around the time period.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: Sounds, familiar.
• 1:22:28
  El guapo: So we had to like, because the hackers.
• 1:22:30
  Brian McFadden: Blew it up.
• 1:22:31
  El guapo: No, no, no! The we had like a
• 1:22:36
  El guapo: the the pipeline. So the keystone pipeline I think it was. They got hacked into it, they shut it off, and did nobody know how to turn them manually so.
• 1:22:44
  Testecleese: Different pipeline by the keystone was one that got shut down. You're talking about the the Alaskan one.
• 1:22:50
  El guapo: I guess so something, but anyways.
• 1:22:53
  El guapo: Then, at that time period Joe Biden had to go meet up with fucking Vladimir Putin Putin.
• 1:23:00
  El guapo: you know this motherfucking idiot did he like? Hey, whatever you do, did not hawk into this fucking priority
• 1:23:07
  El guapo: places and stuff like?
• 1:23:09
  El guapo: Why would you let him get not to hawk on these things.
• 1:23:13
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: Because he's a genius.
• 1:23:15
  El guapo: Yeah. So that's why. Probably they can do it now, like, Hey, do you buy this to us of the cheat code for the United States?
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, that's how we blew up Iranian centrifuges back under Obama. Remember.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: We? We put out this worm that would only affect uranium enrichment plants. So like your cell phone carried it, it just didn't matter.
• 1:23:39
  Testecleese: But until it eventually got into this computer system
• 1:23:42
  Testecleese: and made them spin out of control until they blew up.
• 1:23:45
  El guapo: Hmm.
• 1:23:46
  Testecleese: Under Obama. It was just. It was wild. Because I remember thinking
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: the technology what they're coming up with
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: this next war is going to be different.
• 1:23:55
  Testecleese: This next global war is going to be different. And
• 1:23:58
  Testecleese: it already is. I mean, look what happened in in Lebanon.
• 1:24:03
  Testecleese: I mean they had pages go off that, said Bye. Bye, love Mossad
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: and.
• 1:24:08
  El guapo: Go to your backup.
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: Whole bunch. Thousands of them, thousands of pages blew up in people's hands, blew their hands off, blew their eyes out, killed some people, and then check this out.
• 1:24:18
  Brian McFadden: A lot of shadow wounds in their hips and places.
• 1:24:21
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:24:22
  Brian McFadden: That because where the pages were located and.
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: And then they had a funeral for one of these dudes the next day
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: at the funeral for this dude, who died because of the pager bomb. 3 fucking radios blew up because these guys switched to radios.
• 1:24:37
  Testecleese: He goes all right. Well, they can get our pagers. We we got rid of cell phones because they can get to our cell phones. So we use pagers. Oh, God, they gotta pick. Let's go to freaking old school radio frequency.
• 1:24:48
  El guapo: Dude. What the fuck.
• 1:24:49
  Testecleese: It.
• 1:24:49
  El guapo: Genuinely.
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: Terrifying.
• 1:24:51
  El guapo: Dude that's fucking genius, a scary genius, dude like damn cold.
• 1:24:55
  Testecleese: No way to communicate.
• 1:24:57
  El guapo: No.
• 1:24:58
  Testecleese: You hear people freaking out like, Oh, this is just a giant mass attack like this is insanely targeted.
• 1:25:04
  El guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:05
  Testecleese: Who is Hezbollah giving pagers to?
• 1:25:09
  Testecleese: That's not a member of their organization. Right?
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: Someone hands you a pager. You're gonna look at it like, what the fuck am I gonna do with this.
• 1:25:18
  Brian McFadden: I had a page here back in the day.
• 1:25:20
  Testecleese: Back in the day. Now you have a cell phone.
• 1:25:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: Someone hands you a pager. It's because you're doing something shady. You're trying to keep out of sight. And you know it.
• 1:25:31
  Testecleese: You're selling drugs. You're moving guns.
• 1:25:33
  El guapo: That's fucking crazy the way that shit happens. I was like, Wow.
• 1:25:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:25:39
  El guapo: Never, ever thought of that. But that's genius.
• 1:25:43
  Ron Pascoe: How many male appendages were blown off, the 72 virgins out be worth nothing to.
• 1:25:47
  Testecleese: Right? Yeah, you get 72 virgins. But they blew your dick off because the pager was in your pocket.
• 1:25:55
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! And just so anyone going? Oh, what the fuck! That's how that works. Actually, according to Islam, if you're not buried with that body part, you don't have it in the afterlife. That's why they want the remains complete.
• 1:26:08
  Testecleese: I'm from what I'm saying, there's different
• 1:26:12
  Testecleese: interpretations, etc, etc. sex. But whatever.
• 1:26:15
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, the price would be complete, mate, they'd be completely blown over the ceiling, the wall up the.
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:26:20
  Testecleese: I just thought, oh, man.
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: what a
• 1:26:24
  Testecleese: the sophistication and the planning of this attack for pagers and radios.
• 1:26:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: Instill absolute terror in your enemy
• 1:26:35
  Testecleese: dude
• 1:26:36
  Testecleese: like, what are you guys gonna do to communicate with each other? Now you're gonna fucking. Go old school with smoke signals.
• 1:26:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're supposed to.
• 1:26:42
  El guapo: You know.
• 1:26:43
  Brian McFadden: Ready to go.
• 1:26:43
  Testecleese: Smoke signals can't blow up.
• 1:26:46
  Ron Pascoe: The operation was so tactically correct a what! They went back years now, saying, right, we can crack in your mobile phones. So what did they do? They put the fear into them, saying, right, get mobile phones. Let's get another way of con communicating.
• 1:26:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we'll use pages because they won't be looking for that.
• 1:27:02
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Then they went to Bloody. What was it?
• 1:27:06
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 1:27:07
  Ron Pascoe: the other one you just mentioned.
• 1:27:09
  Testecleese: Radio.
• 1:27:10
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:27:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. Then your radios blow up.
• 1:27:17
  Testecleese: anyway, back to Russia for a minute. I just skipped ahead because of the
• 1:27:20
  Testecleese: the sophistication of modern warfare.
• 1:27:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:24
  Testecleese: Russia is getting ready to detonate a nuclear weapon to prove a point.
• 1:27:31
  Testecleese: and 1st I saw in Russia. Then I saw in the Arctic. But then I'm realizing part of Russia is in the Arctic, so maybe.
• 1:27:39
  Testecleese: And
• 1:27:41
  Testecleese: this is why.
• 1:27:42
  Brian McFadden: Because Liberia.
• 1:27:45
  Testecleese: There.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: But this is what I was talking about is
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: they could use small yield nuclear weapons.
• 1:27:54
  Testecleese: Just wipe out the battlefield. Don't take out 3 city blocks.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: you know. I launched one nuclear mortar round. I can take out a hundred men like an entire unit, you know.
• 1:28:07
  Testecleese: And I won't even
• 1:28:09
  Testecleese: quick.
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: for anyone who doesn't know what a mortar round is. It's the explosive is about the size of the explosive and a hand grenade.
• 1:28:18
  Testecleese: Okay, the explosive in a mortar round is about the size of a hand grenade.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: So it's more explosive. But now make that a nuclear charge.
• 1:28:27
  Testecleese: and it's the size of
• 1:28:29
  Testecleese: a ton of Tnt.
• 1:28:31
  El guapo: Hmm.
• 1:28:34
  Testecleese: You know, you hit one building, wipe the entire building out in the blink of an eye because of that nuclear reaction.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: anyway. Okay?
• 1:28:45
  Testecleese: In the meantime the Navy is
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: looks like they're finally going to hit the recruiting goal.
• 1:28:51
  El guapo: Yeah, yeah, those are here.
• 1:28:52
  Brian McFadden: Ears.
• 1:28:53
  El guapo: The lower the down, the standard
• 1:28:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, keep low on the standard until it works. We've been saying this for a while. It was.
• 1:28:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, why haven't the other branches of the service reached their goals?
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: Oh, because people are now realizing that the world is probably going to erupt into war.
• 1:29:08
  Testecleese: and people think
• 1:29:11
  Testecleese: that they would rather be on a ship in war than
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: on the ground with a rifle in war.
• 1:29:19
  Testecleese: So you sign up earlier.
• 1:29:22
  Testecleese: A lot of people did it in Vietnam.
• 1:29:25
  El guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: Problem is, there's gonna be a giant naval battle, I'm pretty sure, in the next. In another World war.
• 1:29:33
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 1:29:35
  Testecleese: With all these Mega ships out there.
• 1:29:39
  El guapo: We need to bring the bottle ship back.
• 1:29:41
  Testecleese: Oh, World War 3 breaks out. They're coming back out of retirement what we used them in 90. Was it? 94, 95.
• 1:29:47
  Brian McFadden: Or the Gulf War.
• 1:29:48
  El guapo: I know.
• 1:29:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. Bush. Right?
• 1:29:51
  El guapo: No. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:29:53
  Testecleese: 18 inch deck guns, dude.
• 1:29:56
  El guapo: Hmm.
• 1:30:00
  Testecleese: Repeat, offended. You know what an 18 inch gun means.
• 1:30:03
  Ron Pascoe: Pretty big mothers.
• 1:30:06
  Testecleese: It's 18 inches across the round, not the length of the round. Yeah, across. The
• 1:30:13
  Testecleese: these things were big. They were bigger than people.
• 1:30:18
  Testecleese: and there were what at 12 or 16 of them.
• 1:30:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: Brought up jeez leaves
• 1:30:24
  Testecleese: to shell the shores.
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: send in the Marine Corps.
• 1:30:31
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've just gone over like our Prime Minister is going to just met up with bloody Dill Pickle. What's his name? Biden?
• 1:30:37
  El guapo: Buddy.
• 1:30:38
  Ron Pascoe: Talk with India and Japan. Now to try and streak this alliance.
• 1:30:41
  El guapo: Wow!
• 1:30:43
  Ron Pascoe: So they must be getting pretty worried about the South China Sea mate.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't think I trust India a whole lot in general.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: I don't like what they've been doing economically concerning
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: what they're doing with Brazil and Russia.
• 1:31:00
  Testecleese: North Korea all them? You know what I mean.
• 1:31:03
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 1:31:04
  Ron Pascoe: you wouldn't trust a mate from that region at all like what
• 1:31:08
  Ron Pascoe: people understand the Indian
• 1:31:10
  Ron Pascoe: Army and the Indian Defence Force mate that's growing stronger and stronger. They talk about China. People don't talk about India.
• 1:31:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's great. That's great. You have a great ground defense force to prevent against invasion. 1st of all, China's fucking enormous and to mobilize all of those people into one place because of an invasion, would take forever.
• 1:31:31
  Testecleese: well! Who at least here, who's going to invade the United States with a ground force. Who's going to invade the United States? And how? How are you going to
• 1:31:39
  Testecleese: invade the Us.
• 1:31:40
  Brian McFadden: It ain't gonna be easy.
• 1:31:43
  Ron Pascoe: It's the inside, mate. It's all coming inside now.
• 1:31:46
  Brian McFadden: When you talk about invading the Us. One movie comes to mind.
• 1:31:51
  Testecleese: October, not October sky. Red dawn. Yeah, right.
• 1:31:54
  Brian McFadden: That's right down.
• 1:31:56
  Testecleese: But what you gotta come from Canada.
• 1:31:59
  Ron Pascoe: It's happening now, mate, it's coming over your Southern.
• 1:32:01
  Testecleese: Oh, that's that's different. I mean, like an actual aggressive weapons we're taking over as we come through.
• 1:32:08
  Ron Pascoe: It won't happen like that, mate. It won't happen like Red Dawn.
• 1:32:10
  Testecleese: Because you can't.
• 1:32:12
  Ron Pascoe: They'll get people in there now. They'll get millions and millions of people. They'll get guns.
• 1:32:17
  Ron Pascoe: They'll become citizens, legal citizens, and that's how they start from the inside.
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: That's exactly what the point is. You can't do it with an overwhelming physical force, because we're going to see you coming. 1st of all.
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: If you're going to try to do an amphibious attack, we can see you coming from forever away.
• 1:32:34
  Testecleese: and then on either side, shortly after the shore there's a mountain range that you're gonna try to get across. You're gonna hike across a mountain range with the locals rifles up in the trees.
• 1:32:43
  Testecleese: Like, yeah. Oh, what are you gonna do with your fucking hunting rifle? I'll pick off the guy in charge. The next guy who says he's in charge. I'll pick him up, and I'll run through the woods to the next place. I'm gonna hide. Well, my buddy picks off the next guy who looks like he's in charge, just like we did in the Revolution.
• 1:33:00
  Testecleese: Cool.
• 1:33:00
  Ron Pascoe: It's changing all the time. Mate. Warfare is changing. Ever since man picked up sticks.
• 1:33:04
  Testecleese: Yes, it is. Yes, it has. But at the same time, if I still have the natural features of a windy road up up the side of a wooded mountain.
• 1:33:13
  Testecleese: I can disappear from sight from people driving their trucks across the mountain range. They won't see me until I fired 5 rounds.
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 1:33:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:33:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:24
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, no! I get that.
• 1:33:25
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 1:33:26
  Testecleese: It's just. And then by the time you realize where it's coming from, I'm gone and someone else is shooting.
• 1:33:31
  Testecleese: and I've already set up and reloaded another location.
• 1:33:36
  Ron Pascoe: I just think the biggest issue right now in America is mate. You stop these people. You ought to stop these people coming over your border.
• 1:33:41
  Brian McFadden: So annoying.
• 1:33:44
  Testecleese: What am I gonna do about that, though?
• 1:33:45
  Brian McFadden: If they're if they're getting the support from the government, how are you going to stop it?
• 1:33:50
  Ron Pascoe: One vote.
• 1:33:52
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:33:53
  Brian McFadden: November.
• 1:33:54
  Testecleese: Oh, but hey!
• 1:33:57
  Testecleese: I am a little terrified that they might be bringing all these people in, not to replace the working class here, but to build a fighting force. They had rifle suit
• 1:34:06
  Testecleese: for the coming war.
• 1:34:11
  Testecleese: I think they can offer him citizenship.
• 1:34:14
  Ron Pascoe: It's the same thing in England. All these people come across all these so-called refugees.
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: Anyone's getting.
• 1:34:19
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, sporting, aged men!
• 1:34:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, they wouldn't got a plan.
• 1:34:23
  Brian McFadden: You gotta like. You gotta get a visa to go to England now, and you gotta pay a fee in order to apply for that visa.
• 1:34:32
  Brian McFadden: You saw that right where they got this new online system that you got to get pre-approval to go in England. It's like $13 to to do it.
• 1:34:42
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, on the.
• 1:34:43
  Brian McFadden: Not super expensive, but
• 1:34:45
  Brian McFadden: thinking about how many tourists show up in England every year at $13 a pop.
• 1:34:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:34:51
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna pay for some shit.
• 1:34:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably to build rifles and jets and tanks.
• 1:34:59
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:35:03
  Testecleese: We're almost out of material. Anything in the leftovers you want to talk about.
• 1:35:07
  Testecleese: Diddy
• 1:35:09
  Testecleese: made it.
• 1:35:10
  Brian McFadden: Should talk about Pd.
• 1:35:15
  Testecleese: whatever.
• 1:35:18
  Testecleese: he's a piece, whatever. I don't really care that much, I'm just confused. And how come all this Hollywood guys are?
• 1:35:26
  El guapo: Well.
• 1:35:27
  Testecleese: Dirty, dirty fuckers.
• 1:35:28
  El guapo: I hate to be the fucking devil's advocate and stuff, but I like.
• 1:35:32
  Brian McFadden: I like the devil. Love good.
• 1:35:34
  El guapo: Well like this is like, so far, what I read like
• 1:35:38
  El guapo: nobody cares.
• 1:35:40
  Brian McFadden: Cared about Pete Diddy until he ran for President.
• 1:35:44
  El guapo: Okay.
• 1:35:46
  El guapo: yeah. The only the only reason he got into this trouble because he wanted to buy the fucking the distillery.
• 1:35:54
  El guapo: and he didn't deny him, so now he want to sue them, and that's when all this shit came out. But.
• 1:36:00
  Brian McFadden: Hillary.
• 1:36:01
  El guapo: The crock something, Citrus Crocke, or something like that. It's a fucking. I don't know.
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: Whatever. He's a sex trafficker and.
• 1:36:11
  El guapo: No? Well, the thing about it like that, like at this.
• 1:36:14
  Brian McFadden: Was he part of Jeff? Did he go on the.
• 1:36:17
  El guapo: No, no, no! But most of these people like rappers and stuff like a lot of repeat girls that go on the strip. Even guys mostly volunteer.
• 1:36:26
  El guapo: but at some times like, Come on, Dude.
• 1:36:30
  El guapo: why are you gonna go with somebody that like, Hey, we gotta do a freak off.
• 1:36:35
  El guapo: you know. I was like.
• 1:36:36
  Brian McFadden: Like freak off.
• 1:36:38
  El guapo: Yeah. And like you kind of regret it now. So now I don't know. It's just like you know what this is to me. Sounds like
• 1:36:48
  El guapo: after regretting having sex with somebody. And you're like, I didn't want to be part of this, but.
• 1:36:53
  Brian McFadden: That's why you gotta get the written consent form.
• 1:36:56
  El guapo: I mean, yeah.
• 1:36:58
  El guapo: yeah, so.
• 1:37:01
  Ron Pascoe: I just like to say, like.
• 1:37:03
  El guapo: Sorry.
• 1:37:04
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry. Sorry you're right, mate.
• 1:37:06
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:37:07
  Ron Pascoe: I was just going to say a lot of stake. Diddy did not hang himself.
• 1:37:11
  El guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:12
  El guapo: it's going.
• 1:37:13
  Brian McFadden: That's already come out. You know that they're saying that, you know, it's like.
• 1:37:18
  Brian McFadden: Get ready for this, you know, because he's gonna magically.
• 1:37:22
  El guapo: Name of.
• 1:37:23
  Brian McFadden: I in prison.
• 1:37:25
  Testecleese: Suicidal.
• 1:37:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37:27
  El guapo: Sexual what's it called a sexual
• 1:37:30
  El guapo: erotic asphyxiation.
• 1:37:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:35
  Ron Pascoe: Portal.
• 1:37:36
  El guapo: Maybe all of it. Did you.
• 1:37:38
  Brian McFadden: See where everybody should eat more.
• 1:37:40
  Ron Pascoe: Who knows?
• 1:37:41
  El guapo: There, were you sure.
• 1:37:43
  Brian McFadden: Margaritas, because it turns.
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:37:46
  Brian McFadden: It's transparent.
• 1:37:48
  El guapo: Oh.
• 1:37:49
  El guapo: that! And there is.
• 1:37:50
  Brian McFadden: Saying it might have medical applications.
• 1:37:53
  Testecleese: Maybe, but
• 1:37:54
  Testecleese: that
• 1:37:55
  Testecleese: I love Doritos.
• 1:37:57
  Brian McFadden: I love Doritos too.
• 1:37:59
  Testecleese: Makes me nervous, man.
• 1:38:02
  Testecleese: anyway.
• 1:38:04
  Testecleese: What the fuck
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: think that's our show
• 1:38:13
  Testecleese: pinch that fucker off.
• 1:38:15
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:38:16
  El guapo: Wipe it.
• 1:38:18
  El guapo: If you had a bidet, you don't have to wipe it.