Latest / Sass N Sips / GOOD GIRLS One Night in Bangkok

Transcript

GOOD GIRLS One Night in Bangkok · Sass N Sips

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: Hi, and welcome to season four, Sassin Sips.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: Season four of Good Girls Episode One Night in Bangkok.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm Lisa, and I not only am I sipping on like some of the last little bit of my sangria, but my daughter made this cup.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's so pretty.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and she said they're dragon, they're gay dragonflies, and she did it for the culture.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, okay, can I use it?
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: But I was like, okay, cool, can I use it?
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like, yeah, so your sangria could be more fruity.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: Did she realize how funny that joke was for to us adults?
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think she realized how funny that really was.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's a Maris.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: She definitely realizes.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, a mare.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Amaris did it.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yes.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I thought of Amaya.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_00: If no, if it was a Maya, I'd be like, no, she definitely didn't.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, a Maris, yeah.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's a Maris.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love those kids.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: It's me who doesn't get her jokes more often than not.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_02: Are they too smart for you?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: Are they too high brown for you?
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: She's way too smart.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: My kids are too damn fucking smart sometimes.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: I am your co-host, Agnes.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm drinking a shaken, a brown sugar shaken espresso with cold foam and white chocolate mocha.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: An extra shot.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: Have you had the lavender cold foam yet?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: I had it.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's good.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm okay with it.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's no I I'm okay with trying different drinks.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: I stuck my finger in it.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't like it.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe that's why you didn't like it.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: It was your finger you were tasting and not the I'm okay with the way my fingers taste.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't have a problem with the taste of my fingers.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: It was the lavender cold foam stuck to my finger that was the problem.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: So she says, Oh, my co-workers put up with me.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: They're like, Yeah, you want to taste it?
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Yeah, okay.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: Stick my finger right in it.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like dead.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: Like, who the fuck are you?
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_02: I I have no words for you, Lisa.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: Neither does anyone else.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: So, but I work hard, so it makes it worth it.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, and they just ignore the rest.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: That sounds about good for laugh, at least.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: I am that person in yours and I relationship.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: She's like thinking about she's like, Yes, yes, you are.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, but there's listen, most of the people that I work with are are really, really good to me.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: And because I have um allergies, so they'll they'll make sure that they'll get like a freshly washed like equipment so that they can make me a drink and stuff, and they look out for me.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: They're good people, yeah.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, so loved and so cared for.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I'm kind of happy though when they don't, because then I'm like, oh sorry, I can't taste that.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Because I actually don't like tasting new things.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: No, you don't.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: Lisa does not Lisa does not like change, Lisa does not like new things for her to be so open and open-minded about social items.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: There was a new pastry at work, and and um somebody was like, Oh my god, but it's so good.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, No, but I don't like such and such, and they're like, No, no, but it doesn't taste like such and such, and I'm like, Yeah, but that's what it's called.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like, just come here real quick, and she shoved it in my mouth.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: I love that person.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_00: I love that person.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what just open your fucking mouth?
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, okay, I'm sorry.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: And then she's going like this to me.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta chew it.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, I don't I let you put it in my mouth, I don't have to chew it.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_00: And when she turned around, I spit it out, and she was like, I saw what you did, and I was like, but I but I still have the taste in my mouth, right?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_00: So doesn't that count?
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: No, it doesn't even swallow.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, Well, something Alex never says.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, it took her a second.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: I was trying to not laugh, is actually I was just trying to keep my composure, but you failed.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: I failed.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh so Lisa, yeah, I have a fun fact for you.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I thought you were gonna ask me for hot takes.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: Well proceed.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: I will.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: Fun fact Abraham Leacen was trained as a bartender.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_00: How the fuck do you even know that?
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_00: Were you there?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: Were you buddies?
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_03: Were you hiding in his hat?
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's the only way a black woman can survive this long.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: Considering what was happening back then and my attitude, so I would have been dead.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, uh, so yeah.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, now.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_00: Hot takes one night in Bangkok is not a children's theme.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, but it's not a children's show either.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: They were putting on a thing for children.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I mean with the title for the show.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yes, One Night at Bangkok is banging the cock.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: Uh but did you see Best's face where they told her that though?
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Okay.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, but their their pronunciations seem to be on point.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, okay, all right, I see you.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_00: Um, that's your only hot take.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_00: I might have more later.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_00: I don't really know a lot right now.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, everybody listening to us, welcome back to season four.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yay! Season four.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, it's the last season.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's the last season because I don't pick seasons that last to you know first of all.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: First of all, first of all, okay, we're gonna start with first of all.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_00: Six, it's not like I I said, oh my god, let's do Great Days Anatomy, where there's 7,700 seasons.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: I said lost.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_00: There were six seasons, however, not cut me off.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, it happened to be back old school when seasons actually had 20 friggin' episodes.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're right.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, it's not my fault that now after the writer strike and streaming, that people are like, oh, wait, we only have to do eight episodes in a season instead of three times that amount and get paid.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_00: Bet.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_00: So you know what?
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: And and after the writer strike, the seasons went down to like 13 episodes, so whatever.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_00: That's okay.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's okay.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: The next the next show I got planned for you has like 62 episodes.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_02: This one has 60, so that's about on par when we should keep it.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, we're good.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: I I think, yeah, I think it might be more seasons, but I think there's like 62 episodes.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: I really want to do the other one, even though it has more episodes.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: I want to do the other one.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe, maybe, maybe after, after.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_00: Come on, because you already know what I'm gonna pick, and then you already know what comes next.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, do we have to do both of them?
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: Such a fucking phenomenal show.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_02: Fine.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder the other one you picked.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_02: I wanna do the other one.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: I want to see hot guys.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_00: Then you can go see that.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'll show you pictures every episode.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm accepting guesses.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: You are not number one, Lisa.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_00: Fine.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: SpongeBob is gonna be very disappointed.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_02: Casey was wondering what's happening behind closed behind the finger.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_00: But that's cool because I got my dra my gay dragonflies, and she really did like a phenomenal job on this mug, on this little cup.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's really wine glass.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love that.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's a seamless, it looks seamless wine glass.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: She painted them.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: She painted the whole thing.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's very pretty.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's a really good artist.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: My kids are very, very uh artistic.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: Did you see you can't tell?
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like there it's the glass technique.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's green.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_02: It's the glass technique.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's like marble.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: It's well, it it's the cat eye, but then I put the gel pot, I put like a jelly polish over it.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_00: So it looks like it's a it's like it looks like when you when you do like a marble, you know, like when you hold a marble that it looks like and it's kind of sucks.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: You can't see that it shimmers, that it moves, like the cut eye moves.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_00: I know I can see.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you can't see.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_00: It reminds me of a marble.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: You're a marble.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're a marble, Lisa.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_00: Marble loaf is really good.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, yes.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: Let's go eat.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's the end of the show, guys.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna get I got dinner cooking.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_00: I got a pork oil in the oven, and I got some white rice and black beans going.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: I had pizza because I didn't feel like cooking.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_00: I need and I haven't had rice and beans.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like, they're about to take my Puerto Rican card away.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't got rice and beans in like over a week.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: I think I have rice and beans more often than you might.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_00: Well, but working at night, I haven't you know, I just haven't been home to cook as much.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_02: So and then you can't eat rice, you can't eat that heavy stuff when you get home like 9 30, 10 o'clock at night.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, last night I shoved a pork chop and a shit ton of tater tots in my face at like 10 o'clock at night.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, Lisa can do that.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_00: Because he cooked, he he cooked.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_00: Um I sat on the tea on the couch, I watched two episodes of Animal Control and shoved all that food in my face.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_00: And it was great.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, no regrets.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: No regrets?
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_00: No regrets.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_00: Except that I wish that there were rice and beans with it.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's the only regret you have.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I could live on rice and beans.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_00: I don't need anything else in my life.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_00: I took a video.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, of what?
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_02: Of my nails.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: I sent it to so-and-so.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_00: Let's get this party started.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna run out of sangria before we finish.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: That's gonna be a problem.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_02: That's my that's the plan, because I'm jealous.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not okay.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_02: I thought I'd turn this off.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I turned off the I want to go turn the volume off, but I hit the Bluetooth by mistake.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oops.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, hold on, turn my notification things down, off, whatever.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, this episode starts with the roaming pup out for a little stroll and they're digging and delving and all that other fun puppy stuff.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_00: Haven't they ever heard of leash laws?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, this is why are people so fucking stupid?
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: What happens if your dog gets hit by a car?
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_00: Suburbia.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_00: Um no, but it but they don't have a lock on it.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_00: And that's true.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_00: Dumb comes in all cultures.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: Um, this um but that isn't such a pet peeve of mine.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: I hate when people walk their animals off leash.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_00: Not because it's against the law, but because my god, what if something happens to your animal because you think that you're just being so fucking cool?
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_00: But like anything can happen.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: Anything can happen to your animal.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, sorry.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: Don't be sorry.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: Lisa getting on her soap.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_00: Also, retractable leashes are stupid.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: Next.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm afraid to open my mouth.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so in typical good girls fashion, we kind of knew what was gonna happen.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_02: As you see a dog, you knew what was gonna happen.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_00: Rover, especially when they're allowed to just roam freely across the neighborhood and cemeteries.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: Rover catch he fetches a dead foot.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_02: Is that what it was?
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't tell what it was.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: It was a foot, and we could probably guess whose foot it is.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, before you get to that part of the show, you know what's whose foot it is.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_02: And the woman, the owner, because she's surprised that her dog brings back some.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_02: First of all, even if it wasn't a foot, I have a feeling she would have been screaming anyway.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what do you expect your dog to bring you?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you let them out all willy-nilly.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: They're gonna bring you back a present.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_00: I have to say, I let my dog out in the yard at night, like before we go up to bed.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_00: Lisa's fenced in yard, by the way.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: Right, fenced in yard, and I'm still worried about what the fuck she's gonna bring back.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: Because we've seen what she can do.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_00: I I stop her at the door and I check, make sure there's nothing in her mouth.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: I've seen the things that she brings back.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, no, no, no.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately, she says also sent me pictures, so um yeah.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, sharing is caring.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_02: I love you so much for that.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: Ditto.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_02: Lucky my cats are indoor cats.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen that movie.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_02: What all those which movie?
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: That movie.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know which movie she's talking about.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, how many what what what is like the movie you think of if somebody says I love you and somebody says ditto?
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, ghost.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh duh.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you the first part.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, ghost.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, and if you guys didn't get that, you're too young to listen to our podcast.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta stop telling people that we need all the listeners we can get.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_00: Stop alienating our young listeners.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: You're welcome here.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: You're welcome.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: Agnes was mistaken.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: She's really like she's crying right now, she takes it back.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_00: They don't understand half the shit that we say, but that's why they come here to learn.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's fine.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, if you want to generation how to be cool.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, let me rephrase that.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: If you listen to this podcast and you don't understand our references, you're too young to date me.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_00: Girl, you need all the help you can get.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_00: Stop alienating your potential dates.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_00: She gave me the finger again.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I was so rude and truthful.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_00: It has been a long day, and I think I'm PMSing, so you better watch out.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody better watch out.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_00: Alex, Alex asked me what's for dinner tonight, and I told him, and then he said, With uh uh, what the fuck did he say?
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_00: With something sexy, and I'm like, wait, what?
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, Yes, wear something sexy, and I was like, Oh, okay.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_02: First, she has PMS, then she's talking about getting laid, and then she says, She rudely reminded me about my lack of a love life.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, you're in a role today, Lisa.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_00: First of all, this is the most fun I've had in a long time.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_00: All right, cool.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: But if you want to talk about your love life, okay.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: My man is here, we see each other in the house, we watch TV together, we sleep in the same bed, okay?
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_00: You want to talk about what your man where you see him?
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_00: No, that's what I'm trying to say.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_00: All over the country and traveling and all right, so shut up.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: He okay, speaking of which, he goes, he bought me something, right?
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, and I said, Don't tell me.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: I said, Matter of fact, give me a hint.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to know, but give me a hint.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: So he he tells me, he goes, I got it from where he was.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: I said, That's not a fucking hint.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_02: I know where you were.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_02: He said, Um, he goes, your hints were like so crazy and outlandish.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: I said, no, they were amazing hints.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: And I gave you like six of them.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: So then he said, Well, what about I just tell you one of them and the other one you see when I see you?
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, okay, deal.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_02: So excited.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_02: So he told me the first one.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_02: Uh well, the one I knew already.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_02: The second one he told me, and the third one, I just need to wait until I see him.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm excited.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: But your love life, you get to sleep with yours every night.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: That's because he's legally contracted to me for the rest of his natural life.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_00: He has to.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: I I keep telling him.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: But Lisa every day.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: You are a fucking unicorn, and he gets to ride you.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_02: It is true.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: That was the best line ever, Lisa.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes you know they're winners.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: Rio visits Beth while she's working on a fresh batch of dough.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: Batch dough.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_02: Get it?
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: I thought that was funny.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_00: That was funny.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: No, it wasn't, Lisa.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, it was.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_02: It was.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_02: Well, thank you.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't think it was.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: I just thought it was Agnes.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: And he's putting his fine, it wasn't funny.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: You suck.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you want from me.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_02: Quite well, by the way, honestly.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: Exceptionally well.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm gonna have to speak your word for that one.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: I have a you know what?
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: I might have a good like track record with relationships, but my resume, if you asked anyone but my skills, I'm sorry.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_00: So just uh actually, can I get his number?
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm gonna have to ask him about your skills now.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm gonna be like, hi, this is Lisa, Agnes' co-host, and she asked me to ask you about her resume and her skills because uh I have to report back to our listeners.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want me to text him and tell him to touch your phone call?
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_02: No, because they'll let me tell you.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, no.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_00: No, but then obviously I'm gonna need to check more references.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: So I have a whole list of them.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_00: No, we're good.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'll take your word for it.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_00: Trust me, bro, has now become a source.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: I love that you're wearing our new shirt.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna have a moment with you regarding my shirt.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_02: So I would have gonna put the shirt on.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me?
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_02: Did I gain weight?
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: I know I didn't gain so much fucking weight that doesn't fit anymore.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, oh, it was backwards.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_00: I gave Kasim their shirt.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: Cool.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we have turned out.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they love it.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: Kasim is such a sweetheart.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_02: He is okay.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_02: Back to the episode.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: Because we're getting off track a lot.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: Did you like my fun fact of the day?
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, never really thought about Abraham Lincoln much, but okay.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_00: You will now.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_00: Every time I have a drink.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_00: Assassin's sips.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I kind of fit.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 20:56
  unknown: Okay.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: But did he make sangria?
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: Even if he did, it wasn't as good as yours.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_00: Ah, I like that answer.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: You like that one, right?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's the truth.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_00: I I I can't pay someone to be this nice to me.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: Seriously.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_02: And you the additional bonus of me being nice to you, you know, as much as I love you, I would never lie to you.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_02: So I won't just, I'm not gonna just, you know, suck the front out your ass.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um so when I'm nice to you, it's genuine.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's genuine, yeah.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: Also, when I'm being a bitch, she's genuine.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, yes, yes, it is.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you've never seen her mean or or hot.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_03: I knew you were gonna go there.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_00: I might have dodged a bullet this year and pot and now go in a pod fest.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: That was brutal.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_02: End of this episode.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_02: You guys have a great day.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_02: Hashtag fuck this bitch now.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_00: And how did and how did the podcast end?
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, something about Agnes being a bitch and hot.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_00: And that was it.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: There I I don't know what happened after that.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_02: Being hot and having a hot flash are two very fucking different things.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I wouldn't know.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_00: I only know about being hot.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know about hot flashes.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: I need you to go through I need you to I need you to go through is you think okay I'm sure eventually I will.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_00: But not yet.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry to disappoint you.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm very disappointed.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_00: I can't be going through this shit by myself.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well, no one told you to go get a fucking hysterectomy and I was having jumpstart your your process.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, one, I was having paramenopausal symptoms before the hysterectomy.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I think that definitely had that super smell.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_02: And two, oh yeah, and two, my I still have my ovaries.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I still have no uterus.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_02: But the ovaries is what put not taking the ovaries out is what kicks you into menopause.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know about that.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, Lisa.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: I know I'm not a doctor, but I don't know about that.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_02: The ovaries, taking the ovaries out would have kicked me into menopause.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_02: The uterus does not produce hormones.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, if you say so.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_00: All I know is that she doubting me?
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_00: I believe she's doubting me.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_00: All I know is that that trip was rough for me.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm always cold and you are like, it is hot.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, it is 10 degrees.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_00: She shut her computer.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_02: I like that little like camera thing.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, I can't get it over now.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, I can't move it over.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_02: I can't you cannot see me.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell?
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_00: I can't see.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh fuck.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_02: I can't get it over here.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_00: See, you're trying to be funny and now you broke it.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's not broken.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_02: I just had to there we go.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_00: All right, let's talk about good girls before my food burns.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_02: So Ryo is like a five-year-old touching shit.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: And she's like, don't touch that.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's not dry yet.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_02: And but he's there for his next cut.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_02: And she's like, Hello.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: Earth to like tune in Tokyo.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_02: It takes time to get a business up and going.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_02: And then he um mentions his um incentive program.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_02: In case you don't remember for those who don't know what he's talking about, her fingerprints on the gun that took Lucy out.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_02: So needless to say, there's some pressure going on here.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: Doing a brainstorming for a school fundraisers, uh fundraiser, one of the moms pulls up a news story on her phone, and it's Lucy's body has been found.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_02: Beth turns white at her and she hits the floor.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_00: She hits the floor.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, all act like they're like, oh my god, didn't isn't this the girl that you work with or whatever?
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: And then when Beth gets all like kind of frozen, they all act like, oh my god, are you okay?
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_00: But even under the best terms.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like, let's pretend she had zero knowledge or zero involvement.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that a pretty normal reaction for somebody to just kind of be like someone I work with, her body was found.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_00: Uh like I I don't know how to react.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm kind of dumbfounded.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm like I'm processing.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_00: These fucking bitches, they're like, Are you okay?
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_00: No, bitch, I'm not okay.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_00: She's dead.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_02: Molly, you in danger, girl.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_00: That's fair.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_02: The next scene you see, the they're all in the hospital, and the doctor is telling about that her body's telling her to slow down.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, because oh, because she says she can't see.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, excuse me.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_02: She says she should avoid whatever's causing her stress and anxiety.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_02: I I actually was drinking water when I when that scene was up, and I almost choked on it.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_00: Why I know doctors go to school for like a million years to be doctors.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_00: But why are they so dumb sometimes?
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, stay away from the thing that causes you stress.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_00: Gee, I never would have thought of that without your help.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_00: Never would have thought of that.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_00: The problem is that the things that are causing us stress are the things that we can't get away from.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_02: Right, because it would have because if I could, it wouldn't be stressful.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_00: If a doctor tells me stay away from whatever gives you stress, great.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_00: Can I get a note for work?
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_02: Can I get a note for life?
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_00: Children and husband added.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_00: Uh you know, like as a PS, like, what the fuck?
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_02: After the doctor leaves, Beth is obviously like, okay, we've got to get my hands.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta get my I gotta get I gotta get my hands in the gun.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_02: And Annie's like, isn't that what got you in this problem to begin with?
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_02: Your hands on the gun.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, why are you touching guns?
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_02: She goes, he just keeps handing me guns.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_02: I just got used to touching.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: And it's true though.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's true.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, even when I watched the scene, it wasn't like, why are you touching that?
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: It was just such a because it's just novel within the religion, their dynamics.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: She knows she has to give Rio his money, but according to Dean, the store isn't ready yet.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_02: It becomes ready because you know what makes the store ready for opening?
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: A montage.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_02: Boom.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: It kind of reminds me of the whole, like, I don't know, the revenge of the nerds, the mantra, and they're getting ready.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_02: You got one foot in front of the other, and they're like getting never mind.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, the inspector comes through, and of course, the store isn't ready because they just kind of like half-assed it.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: You know, to be fair, Dean band-aids and chewing gummed it.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_02: But to be fair, Dean had every intention of going about it the right way, you know.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_02: It was just they on a time called.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_02: They had a rush.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: They had a rush.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, back at the farm.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, it's it was one time in band camp.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, Beth starts taking a robust class.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_02: And who's the instructor, Lisa?
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: What in the like, no?
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, just I know when I saw her, and I'm like, you you gotta be kidding me.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_00: How is that even possible?
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: Even in TV world, how is that possible?
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_02: Agent hot mess might be a hot mess, but she's a great, she's a good agent.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_02: So Beth is she's trying to sell hot tubs in class, and she's like, you know, like a any good entrepreneur, you know?
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_02: And Phoebe's like, oh my god, she's like so into it.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: Later Benmo.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, I take everything.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_02: Wampom, turquoise, and silver.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't care.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_02: Beth and Dean get creative at one point, and they offer the instructor, the inspector, heaps of cash.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_02: And she's like, hey, we did the overhead.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, that pipe is still exposed.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: Like, no, I don't think you're looking at the right in the money hanging down.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_00: And when the inspector came and shut everything down, she stuck tags.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_00: It was like violation, slap.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_00: Violation, slap.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_00: And so what they did is they they put the they tied the money to the back of those tags and was like, no, no, no, but look at the look at the, you know.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_02: And it was just like my yeah, my favorite one was a toilet.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like, well, we have problems with the toilet, so we just got a whole new one.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: And they open up the lid and it's full of cash.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's full of cash.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_00: I need a toilet like that that just gets filled with cash instead of pool.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's a little shit.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_00: Would be nice.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Beth hits the hits Rio's bar to tell him the good news.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_02: But when she asks him for the gun, he says, I'm not gonna hold it over you anymore.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_02: The cops might, though.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_02: The fuck.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: So Rio tells her that he's been called in on suspicion for having something to do with Lucy's death.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_02: And he's not quite ready to give up the leverage he holds over her.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_03: So Beth is shitting bricks.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_02: Right, but her asshole is probably closing right now.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: Now is a good time for you know for a dude to come through that they hired.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_02: But you know this dude.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_02: The dude, right?
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: So ladies kick around.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: You have notes, Lisa.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: You have notes?
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so surprised.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I know you don't ever have an opinion.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_02: No, literally.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_02: Beth, Annie, and Ruby are kicking around some ideas um about what Beth should do.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_02: And she's sitting down and she's writing Dean a letter telling like how to hide the money, how to take care of the business without her.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_02: I thought that was so dangerous, though.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's very dangerous.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_02: The dumbest shit ever.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: And she hides it, and she writes it on the behind a picture of the family in a frame.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: I just oh my fucking god.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like, know what you do?
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_02: This is what you do.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_02: While you guys are in bed together, you know, in bed, you whisper it in his motherfucking ear between moans.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, what do I know?
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_02: I am I I don't do those kind of things.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but like you just you gotta do a something that's not just oh, you write it on paper and then you rip it up and flush it.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like literally written on a piece of paper that well, yeah, that anyone could find toilet paper with names on it, right?
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: It needs to, but Lord have mercy.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_02: She can at least write it in like invisible ink to try no.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_00: Something, anything?
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_02: Something.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_02: I kind of want her to get caught because she's she does the dumbest shit.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_02: Beth delivers Rio his cut, along with it, a wet copy of the cash printout.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yep.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_02: Because when the inspector was putting her hands and like no slapping all these violations everywhere.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: The ink that whatever she was working with was all over like the doors and stuff.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: So her little light bulb went off at that time.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: She's got the light bulbs.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she does, but if she didn't do stupid shit, she wouldn't have need so many light bulbs.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: She wouldn't.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_02: That is true.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_02: That is true.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: So giving him the wet copy of the cash printout, she starts rambling on about how interesting that is that snowflakes, fingerprints, tiger strike adding are all unique in their own ways, and she just walks away.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Rio touches the sheet, leaving his smudgy pants all over it.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_02: I can't believe that he was that dumb.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if he really was, though.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_02: I have a I don't know.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like he I don't know.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_00: He touched it.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_00: He definitely touched it because then she said, Don't touch it.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_02: But I wonder if his prints are really on file though.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like what if it's not really like what if he has like fake prints?
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but it but his print on that paper is still real.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: So if I mean not it might not be his print on the gun, though, like who knows?
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_00: But but but I took it as just so simple as his fingerprint is on counterfeit money.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_00: So, like, aside from the gun, yeah.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_00: So it's like, okay, fine, turn me in for the gun, I'll turn you in for the counterfeiting.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_00: It's still bad.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_00: Not as bad, maybe, as murder, but but it's something.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of our friendly neighborhood assassin, um, hired hitman rather, Fitzpatrick finally shows up at Beth's and she's like, What's the holdup?
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, I've been busy with other clients, and he gives her a pair of earrings.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_02: He's honest with her, and he tells him how you should like what's really going on.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_02: And he missed the reason he's been dragging his feet, it's because she's distracting, and he can't stop thinking about her.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_02: And she goes, Have dinner.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_02: He asks her, have dinner with me.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like, she goes from gang friend to sexy hitman.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to say he's not like sexy, but yeah, but what the fuck, Beth?
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, back at the farm, I can hang with these people and no one's coming my way.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_00: Andrew McCarthy can still get it.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_00: He still looks like it.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_00: He can.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, aside from his looks, he was hired to do a job, and the fact that he's all like, oh, I got you these earrings, and um, I can't stop thinking about you and have dinner with me.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, uh if you really like me, kill this dude because I'm not gonna live by more minutes.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_00: It was just so suspicious to me because you literally said you didn't kill him the first time because involvements get messy.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_00: But now you want to involve yourself with a client.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't that be even super duper messier?
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_00: Right, like conflict of interest or whatever.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_00: And then you give her these earrings, and I'm like, do they have like a recording device, a tracker?
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_00: What's going on with these earrings?
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't trust this gift.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't know.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_00: And then also, even if he was just actually really wanting me, I'd be like, cool.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'll go out to dinner, but these expenses need to go bye-bye.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_02: I get a I get a friend to a family count, you get$30,000 called a day.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_02: The money that I gave you, it is what the fuck it is.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_02: But guess what?
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if you don't get this done, I'm gonna be dead in five minutes.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_02: So you won't have to be hard to have dinner, right?
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_02: So back to Agent Hot Mess and her partner, her bosses have gotten wind of her.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, that's it, it's over, it's done with.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_00: We're shutting this puppy down, and then she's like, You know, you you you bought a hot tub on government funds, yeah.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_02: That was funny.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_00: That was funny, and then the guy, her buddy is like, okay, but they're calling you when don't cry.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, I'm not gonna cry.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, You haven't cried, you're gonna cry.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: He haven't cried, Jay, it's time to cry.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, they're like, you know what?
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_02: The case is good, we're gonna continue without you.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: All right, guys, I want to know everything you have on Dean Bolin.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_00: I feel bad for him because she's like he didn't do anything this time, and I think on one hand, I can understand how it gets to Dean.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_00: And and in fairness, like right, there was a previous FBI operation.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_00: And not that I'm rooting for these ladies to get caught, but it's just one more instance about people just don't um acknowledge like what women are capable of.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_00: On one hand, with them counterfeiting, but on the other hand, the agent putting all the clues together, connecting the dots.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: Shh.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't say words.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_01: Um, where is it so hard?
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, that's it.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_02: That was the end episode.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_02: End of story.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: Lisa has Sagria.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: Lisa's doubting my medical knowledge.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_02: Lisa gets to sleep with her husband.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: I am you a hater.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_02: I say you're a hater.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you've just been mean to me all day long.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like you see with your husband at night.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_02: You don't believe in my medical knowledge, you have sangria, you've got how is me having sangria mean?
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'm jealous.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_00: You're the one who fucking up and left, first of all.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: How is me getting married almost 20 years ago mean to you?
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_00: If anybody is suffering.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_00: You're rubbing it in.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's mean to you.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_00: Anybody is suffering.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's you him.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe me, but it's him because he's the one stuck married to me.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: But you're rubbing it in that I'm not sleeping with anybody in my bed but my cat.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but is that really a problem?
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_00: Because I have to tell you, there's some nights where he goes out and then he comes home and he falls asleep on the couch, and I'm like, Oh, come on, Stella, me and you.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, you know what?
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_00: You have a point there.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I love sleeping with my cat, like it's yeah, it's a just right amount of cuddling, and it's not too much cuddling, it's just perfect amount of cuddling.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't mind sleeping alone.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_02: And you want to download it.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: You said you want to switch, but it come out right.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_02: I said you want to switch, but then it come out right at all.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_00: First of all, I just didn't know.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_00: And if you're telling the truth, you shouldn't be offended because then if and when I go look it up, you can be like, see, I told you.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_00: And I love telling people I told you so.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I don't get offended if somebody's like, I don't know about that.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, okay, don't take my word for it, go fucking look it up.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_02: You don't take my word for it.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_02: Reading rainbow.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, the but don't take my word for it.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_02: Ditto.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_02: But I was super duper nice to you today.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_02: Aren't you happy?
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: Mini pausal act just didn't come into effect yet.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, we better end this recording before I regret two middle fingers I got.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna have to we're gonna have to do like middle finger counts.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow, that's gonna be a lot.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_00: How many times does Lisa get the finger per recording?
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh I have fun today.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, this was fun.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_00: It was like you sound surprised.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, because we usually don't record during stop.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_00: We usually don't record during the week, and especially that it's like after work during the week, it's after work, it's in the middle of like cooking and you know, weekly stuff.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_00: Stuff, yeah.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_00: Usually we're here and we're like exhausted.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_02: You just want to get through it, you're right.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_02: Now you stuck with me because you love me, like you like me.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_02: You like it.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_02: Fine.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like five today.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_00: Shit, you and me both.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know what?
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_02: To be fair, I am in I'm in an exceptionally good mood because I get we had an unexpected, got to speak with them today, this morning, while I was at work.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, it was it was an unplanned phone call.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh unplanned phone calls greater than unplanned pregnancies.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, if I okay, if I was if I got pregnant, I am suing somebody and or oh yeah, yeah.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_02: So I I might not be mad actually too much because I'm like, oh wait, what?
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_00: Pay out pay out right.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I get stuck with a baby afterwards.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Lisa Kid.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm at capacity, thanks.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_02: Could you imagine my grandmother ass, old ass having another kid?
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you you were used to being around the little ones now, so you're better equipped.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, because if you're daughter, she won't notice.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_03: She probably wouldn't.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_00: Where did this other ass come from?
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, I just changed.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_00: That's funny because she probably wouldn't.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_00: This was fun.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_00: And the next episode.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, I gotta go.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta finish cooking before it burns.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be right over.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't know what the next episode is.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know either.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's episode two, season four.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_02: That's all we know.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_00: I knew that.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh we thought so text us if you have guesses on what show we're going to do next because next show is my pick.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_00: And please go check out our Patreon, and I'll give you guys a hint.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_00: Next uh after we finish this maps series, we're gonna be doing our bonuses a little bit different.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: So you might wanna I don't know, you might wanna look into that.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_00: Have a suggestion for us because we still haven't figured out.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_00: I know, I know.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_00: I I know what that's my pick too, and I got it.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_00: But remember, we're gonna do the the release format different.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_00: Assassinsips.com for all the ways.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you think drive through responsibly.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_00: And until next time, I'm Lisa.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm Magnus.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_00: And we are out of here.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_02: See you later.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.