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Ryan Hoppe Birthday Rant: Cops, Flock Cameras, Politics · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Hey kids, it's Brother Wheeze and you
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  are listening to the Hoppy Hour with my main
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  man, Ryan Hoppy. Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic! Oh yeah!
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  Let's get into this right now. Three News has
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  learned that the Ohio Supreme Court has denied
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  the latest motion asking the court to reconsider
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  a hearing, a hearing and appeal filed by Mackenzie
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  Sherilla. Man, that is the most entitled, dirty,
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  rotten brat thing I ever heard. This girl is
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  the reason that someone's not alive. And I'm
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  sick and tired of hearing the people that defend
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  her go, whoa, her boyfriend was a drug dealer.
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  He was the cool guy in high school. And she knew
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  what she was doing when she was hanging out with
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  him. You know what's the scariest part about
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  it? I'm really attracted to her. I find her so
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  beautiful. I would blow her. Because you know
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  she'd be an absolute freak. Even though she's
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  a neffo baby douche bag. she and her legal team
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  had been seeking to overturn her conviction citing
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  man you just look at those eyes she's a crazy
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  broad what they're calling a clerical error oh
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  yeah you know you drove into the wall with no
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  intention to slow down show your ass this is
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  the third time the court has ruled against shirella
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  i would just say serve the 15 years and deal
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  with it and twice that it did not have jurisdiction
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  in the case The federal challenge she found to
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  overturn her conviction is still pending. A bunch
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  of people are just wasting their time over this
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  woman. Just lick the carpet and do the 15 years.
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  All right, let's get into it right now. No! Happy
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  Hot Topic! Running out of time. Our top story
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  tonight takes us to Newark. Brandon Watt, the
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  man... Oh, yeah! Stupid people in Jersey. ...and
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  accused of attacking his 70 -year -old neighbor,
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  Johnny White, now facing hate crime charges.
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  Yeah! What the hell's wrong with you? Who cares
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  what someone's skin color is? Deshaun Johnson
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  is in Lyons. Loser! You make all white people
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  look bad! Where the White family faced the accused.
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  Deshaun, what happened in court today? They need
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  to work on that five second delay! Okay, you
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  guys, it was an emotional day for Johnny and
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  his family after seeing Watt in court earlier.
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  White telling me that that incident that day
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  changed his life forever in the worst way. Now,
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  if you recall back in June, Brandon Watt is accused
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  of beating Johnny White with a two by four wooden
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  board. You're just a psychotic failure of a man.
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  An argument in White's yard. White suffered several
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  injuries to his face and his eyes. I'm glad he's
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  okay. It's infuriating. According to White's
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  attorney, Watt had been harassed Loser! You're
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  just a little punk -ass bitch! Just sociopathic
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  eyes! Oh, you think you're such a tough guy!
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  Trust me, you don't need the magnum condoms,
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  you small dick energy! Of course! What's the
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  attorney gonna say? Oh yeah, he's a racist scumbag!
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  Alright, whatever. That doesn't mean you beat
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  someone up! You walk away and be the bigger man.
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  Boy, we all know you're a bitch. Noting there
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  were two other witnesses who saw the argument.
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  Oh, yeah, that's what's happening in New Jersey.
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  Just a bunch of racist morons. Out of control.
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  Oh, Jesus. And then there's this headline right
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  here. I'm sick and tired of people reporting
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  about Kratom as if everyone dies from it. A lot
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  of the people that died from Kratom either had
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  other things in their body or they had pre -existing
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  conditions or on a lot of other meds or drugs.
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  No! Happy Hot Topic! Because there's this headline
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  right here. That's right. We went to different
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  stores in Jacksonville looking for Kratom products
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  that come in different forms, like this little
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  bottle. I love how the news just tries to make
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  everyone look like drug addicts that uses it
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  when it helps people. You asswipe! In a matter
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  of minutes and with a simple transaction, we
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  had a product with Kratom in our hands. Hell
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  yeah! You might know them as Savino or Feel Free,
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  which contain a plant extract with some medicinal
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  uses and... I mean, there are flaws to it. If
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  you have too much of it, it does hurt your body,
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  but there's cigarettes and booze out there. What's
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  the difference? ...acts on the same brain receptors
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  as opioids, which can cause similar effects...
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  Okay, if that's what someone wants to do with
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  the world... body they get in this life. Who
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  cares? Euphoria, pain relief, and potential.
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  Oh, heaven forbid we feel good in this life.
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  We lead to an overdose. Okay, well then that's
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  on them. Don't make it because other people can't
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  handle the drugs. Don't make us suffer. In the
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  first six months of 2026, poison control centers
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  reported 3 ,190 exposures to kratom. Okay, and
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  they probably had other things in their body.
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  And its derivatives, a trend that could represent...
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  But the problem is the 708's crap that RFK doesn't
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  like. That makes all kratom look bad. Sent an
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  increase of nearly 68 % compared to... Whatever.
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  You know what? This whole... World left in our
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  country. We can't even get high without being
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  bitched at. If someone, you know, dies of something,
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  that was on them. Don't make other people suffer,
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  okay? Too much government. Out of this world.
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  Parents and students have raised concerns about
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  broken air conditioning systems at several Duval
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  County public schools. Man, is that how poor
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  Jacksonville is that you don't have air in schools?
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  It's fucking hot. The hell's wrong with you?
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  I mean, I know money's tight. I mean, I know
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  money's tight, but... Local mom says that a man
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  who preached at her church in Jacksonville sexually
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  abused her son. Man, why are there so many pedophiles
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  in the church? What is it? Stricken weird. And
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  in Indiana, a former Jackson County Sheriff's
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  deputy is facing charges. He just looks like
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  a guy who became a cop because he was made fun
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  of on the playground. He's a complete loser.
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  He's got the name Skyler Thompson. He's got a
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  terrible bald spot. Just shave your head. You
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  look terrible. Related to flock cameras. Oh,
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  yeah, this is the problem. All these cops are
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  misusing it. And these are the same cops that
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  go, why don't you like us? Why? Why don't you
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  respect? Because you're misusing your power constantly.
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  And we're supposed to act like, yeah, don't I
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  do it? Shut up. The prosecutor's office says
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  Skyler Thompson is charged with official misconduct
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  and fraud. Yeah, you are a fraudster. You're
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  a douche and a liar and a failure and your parents
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  are not proud of you. Unless they're dumb. Court
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  documents say he made more than 2 ,000 searches
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  on... That's a lot! You had to hate city cops
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  717 times, 2 ,000? That's psychotic! And now
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  these are the people that are serving and protect
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  us. Do you notice the problem? On the same license
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  plate, between December and August. That is a
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  long time. Eight months of stalking a girl that
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  doesn't care about you because you have no game
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  and everyone knows you became a cop because you're
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  a douche. Shut your ass. That was very intense.
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  So we're going to move on. Search on the radio.
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  I had a Chicago cop and what she did was she
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  found my number outside a Bumble and wished me
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  a happy birthday. It shows that they know how
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  to sneak on us. about whether the benefits outweigh
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  that potential for misuse. The city of West Chicago
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  is conducting a full review of its flock camera
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  system after a police officer was accused. A
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  full review, they're just going to defend their
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  own. That's what cops always do, is defend their
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  own. Misusing it. The officer may have used.
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  They might give them a. Slap on the wrist. The
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  system for an unauthorized purpose between...
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  Checking on your girlfriend. Cheating on you.
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  In the end of 2024 and early 2025... They had
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  it in 20... So it was about two years ago and
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  no one knew. Think about it. I unmatch for cops
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  on... Well, the female ones, I don't match for
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  guys. But on dating apps, I don't trust cops.
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  And was placed on administrative leave for the
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  duration of the investigation. Yeah, so until
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  the investigation's over and they maybe make
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  him go to class, he'll be back being a cop. That's
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  what always happens. It comes one day after the
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  village of Homer Glenn announced it has suspended
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  the utilization. Think about all these towns.
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  You have 108 ,000 towns in America. If every
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  town had one person misusing it, you have 108
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  ,000 cops being douchebags. A flock cameras located
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  within the village pending an investigation with
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  pending an investigation. They keep allowing
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  it. The Will County Sheriff. Kiss my ass. On
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  Friday, a Will County Sheriff's deputy. You hear
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  all these examples. It's never ending. It's placed
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  on administrative leave. I'm burning hell. I
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  hate you. I never want to hear a cop go, why
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  don't they like us? Because of this stuff. I'm
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  getting mad. So we're going to move on. Search
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  Hoppy Radio. Oh. Oh, Jesus. A mysterious teaser
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  from City Hall has people asking one question.
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  Is Mayor Brandon Johnson getting ready to officially
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  launch his... Of course he is. The media just
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  doesn't know what to say. He's been the worst
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  mayor we've ever had. Mm -hmm. I was the awful
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  man. Growing up, you thought Daley sucked. And
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  then you thought Rahm Emanuel sucked. And then
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  you thought Beetlejuice sucked. But he was the
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  worst. The absolute worst. Re -election campaign.
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  Yeah, a little cryptic message here. We're checking
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  in with Gabriella Pramus to break down what was
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  said. What up, baby? Said, what do you think
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  here, Gabs? You know, I think we'll all have
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  to wait until September 13th when they said this
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  special announcement is going to happen. It's
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  scheduled for that day. we received an invitation
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  sent out by That's what it is! It's not him announcing
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  he's gay! Or that he helped .com or that he was
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  hanging out with a murderer being Lil Durk! Oh,
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  he was just a troubled teen! Brandon Johnson
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  for Chicago. The email invites supporters to
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  be part of history. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Support
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  that douchebag. Not at all. It leaves out the
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  most critical detail, what the announcement actually
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  is. What if he just came out and was like, I'm
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  officially a woman. Mm -hmm. Mayor Johnson has
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  been leaning heavily on executive orders in recent
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  weeks to. Oh, yeah. He's been power hungry. Push
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  forward key policy agendas. Alexis. Is Brandon
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  Johnson, mayor of Chicago, married? Oh, my Alexa's
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  unplugged. Mm -hmm. Describes his segment. It's
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  a move that analysts view as set up for a political
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  campaign. All right, whatever. Just go away.
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  You're the worst. I hope anybody wins. You suck.
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  You're a douche. Absolutely. Well, of course,
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  investigators still working to find those responsible
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  for that violence. This as the community gets
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  an opportunity to heal through resources. So
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  there is Mayor Johnson responding to Trump's
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  comments on the Chicago violence. You can think
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  he's a douche. I want because he is. But he was
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  probably right. Is developed and provided by
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  the city. But, you know, what was supposed to
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  be a news conference talking about those emergency
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  assistance for those. All right, you put him
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  in his sleep, but he gets mad at Trump. Guys,
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  you got called out by the mutant. Great, Marie.
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  A few months ago, our viewers may not have heard
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  of flock cameras, but now there's a growing conversation
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  here and across the country. Man, it's being
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  talked about all over the country. These flock
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  cameras are out of control. These cops think
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  they're above us. I had a Chicago cop stalk me.
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  And it was this weirdo. Could not believe this
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  happened. And I go to this park a lot. OnlyFans
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  creator is now facing charges after he was caught
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  doing inappropriate things in a local public
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  park. I don't want to know if he was just spanking
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  it or if he was doing other things. Maybe stuff
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  in the back door. I don't know. I don't understand
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  people that get off by being in public. It's
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  off -putting. It's weird. It's out of control.
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  Can't you just have sex in a motel like the rest
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  of us? Like Tampa Radio Hostel circling the block
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  on Nebraska Avenue? Why do you have to do it
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  publicly? Did the deputy say 40 -year -old Nathan
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  Aylman was? Man, that is a good -looking 40 -year
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  -old. I mean, he looks young. Don't even know
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  why I said it. Seen naked at a pavilion in Sawgrass
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  Lake Park on Saturday night. Oh, I love Sawgrass
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  Lake Park. Don't ruin it for us, you douche.
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  They say Ailman admitted he was filming content
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  for his OnlyFans account. Loser. And anybody
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  that buys it's a loser. When someone there at
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  the Bay Area Park arrived at the pavilion, he
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  is now facing indecent exposure charges. I love
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  seeing all proper and perfect Jameson Euler.
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  Re - in this dirty headline. And was released
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  on a $500 cash bond. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. You know
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  what's the saddest part about that? It's the
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  fact that there's plenty of OnlyFans people out
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  there that are great. And he makes it look bad.
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  You're a failure in life and your parents are
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  not proud of you. Mm -hmm. Well, he is accused
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  of killing four people and injuring several others.
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  And today he was back in a Hillsborough County
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  courtroom. I'm still not over the e -board chase
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  of how the cops let it happen. You had the helicopter.
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  You didn't have to keep chasing them, you dumbasses.
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  Tampa police say that Silas Sampson was fleeing
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  from law enforcement on November 8th of last
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  year. Oh my God, it was only last year? during
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  a high -speed chase when he plowed into a crowd
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  of people. And that's not the good type of plowing!
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  Outside Bradley's on 7th Bar in Ybor City. News
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  Channel 8's Victoria Lucas was in court today.
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  She has the latest. Tell me about it, baby! The
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  defense told the judge they need a little more
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  time to review the evidence. Progress, as would
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  be expected, slowly but steadily moves on. Yeah,
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  so they're wanting more time to find evidence
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  because he's guilty. They can't find anything.
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  They're not going to prove it. There's video.
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  Just admit guilt already. You got a stupid little
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  dorky lawyer. The next court date scheduled in
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  the case of Silas Sampson is December 14th. Oh,
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  yeah. He's not trying to get the case settled
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  on that next. Oh, yeah, and you look at this
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  Judge Maine. She looks like she would be wicked
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  to argue with. You don't want to piss off this
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  woman. The next hearing would be more than one
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  year after the incident. Man, what is it with
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  Florida press in that case? Is this Jeffrey Knight
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  who's going to probably get away with it? This
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  is why the world laughs at us. almost a year
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  so um looking forward to just having a better
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  november richard yeah i know what you mean atwell
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  says he had been out with friends during the
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  overnight hours of november 8th 2025 with so
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  many people involved you really want something
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  like this to be handled properly yeah it would
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  help but it's Florida. And to the fullest extent.
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  According to authorities with the Tampa Police
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  Department, Samson had been driving. Yeah, they
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  allowed it to happen. I know people, you had
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  the helicopter. You would have found him. You
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  were manifesting it. It was like a snowball or
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  something rolling down like a hill. It was growing.
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  It was manifesting. ...recklessly on I -275 before
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  exiting the highway and fleeing from officers
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  and Florida... That's when it should have ended.
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  You would have found them. ...patrol troopers...
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  But all the cops protected each other. Ass wipes.
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  Mm -hmm. Then there's this weirdo. Mel Gibson
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  is apologizing for mocking an ASL interpreter.
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  We all know that Mel Gibson's a freaking elite
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  loser. We all remember all the awful things he
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  said about people 20 years ago. He's just a douche.
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  Now, is he a great actor? Of course. There's
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  no denying that. But he's a douchebag. And it's
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  only an apology because he got caught. Think
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  about all the times he probably did it. The August
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  29th incident where he made hand gestures behind
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  an ASL interpreter before walking on stage at
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  a Q &A at Fan Expo Canada. You bitch! In a statement
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  shared to E! News August 31st, he said, sometimes
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  when you get pushed out on a stage in a spotlight,
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  your mind is all over the place. So that's the
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  problem. It was in your mind to make fun of the
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  person because you're a douche. And sometimes
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  spontaneous, thoughtless idiocy is displayed.
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  So what do you have, like Tourette's? You're
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  an idiot? I mean, I'm not saying people with
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  Tourette's are idiots. What is it? What's wrong
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  with you, douche? There's no intended maliciousness
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  attached. Of course there was. You sound like
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  our president, only he doesn't say sorry. And
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  I certainly apologize to anyone who was upset
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  by it. In the viral moment, Mel appears to mock
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  the movements of an ASL interpreter as he enters
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  the stage behind her. The clip was soon shared
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  to social media. The legal fight between Jax
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  Taylor and Brittany Cartwright continues, with
• 18:28
  Jax now filing his own request for a restraining
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  order, just days after his estranged wife was
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  granted a partial temporary restraining order
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  against him. In court documents obtained by E!
• 18:39
  News September 1st, Jax is asking the court to
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  bar Brittany from direct or indirect... So, yeah,
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  they're fighting. Thank God they don't have a
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  kid that's, you know, autistic. Oh, geez. Mm
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  -hmm. I'm getting death threats in my DMs this
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  week. I get all uncomfortable. Please stop attaching
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  me to a certain entity because I... Yeah, Meg
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  has been sending Jelly Rolls ex -death threats.
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  Man, all the Meg attacks about how sensitive
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  the liberals are. It seems like you guys are
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  as well. Show your ass. I don't have anything
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  to do with that anymore. Funny XO, disgusted
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  by death threat DMs. I would be too. You're not
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  even with them. You don't even... defend them
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  you didn't even say a public statement they're
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  just stupid living their red hats but she says
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  she's been receiving since her ex -husband jelly
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  rolls pointed comments about president donald
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  trump i wonder how many guys bunny has been with
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  since the divorce our guest hosting jimmy kimmel
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  live the president seemed to enjoy the indycar
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  race which was a real switch up for him because
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  normally he only likes his own race Wow. Hello!
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  You suck! You're an unfunny cloud -chasing douche!
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  I'm like, wow. Like, this is crazy. Bunny now
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  pleading with fans on her dumb blonde podcast,
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  reminding them she and the country star divorced
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  in July, and their values aren't necessarily
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  the same. Oh, so she's saying, ah, I'm conservative!
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  Of course you are, you're a bust -down! I'm getting
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  death threats in my DMs. All right, let's start.
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  As annoying as she is dumb. Zendaya is stepping
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  away from the web. Well, the worldwide web. As
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  a Spider -Man brand new day. Ah, so she's staying
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  away from social media. That's what every fucking
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  celebrity that wants sympathy does. I'm leaving.
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  Bye. See you later. Bye. Justin Baldoni has a
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  surprise meetup with conservative podcaster Candace
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  Owens. Oh yeah, I would plow her. She could call
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  me Charlie all she wants. After she publicly
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  defended him amid the Blake Lively lawsuit. The
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  two smile in a selfie posted by Owens showing
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  the two posing together. Man, they got similar
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  teeth. ...at an airport, and Candace says on
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  X, alongside the photo, that their encounter
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  was purely accidental. She writes, August 31st,
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  we asked Claude, there was an approximate 1 in
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  100 million chance that I ran into Justin Baldoni
• 21:15
  at an airport in Iceland... Yeah, that is a small,
• 21:18
  real type of thing! ...on a Friday afternoon.
• 21:21
  Alright, there's that. Sheriff Grady -Dudd defends
• 21:28
  flock cameras as a vital crime -fighting tool.
• 21:31
  Of course he did! He's like, every other kiss
• 21:34
  -ass cop where he's power -hungry! You know he
• 21:38
  was a frickin' dork growing up. And he argues
• 21:41
  they're less intrusive than body cameras. Um,
• 21:44
  not at all! Because body cameras can't tell you
• 21:48
  where a girlfriend's going. Mm -hmm. You're just
• 21:50
  defending it because you're like every other
• 21:52
  lick... You're like every other bootlicker...
• 21:56
  You think cops are amazing? They can do no wrong.
• 21:59
  I'm sure everybody in your department uses it
• 22:02
  incorrectly. If you're having this type of energy,
• 22:05
  you dirtbag. They're designed to be hardly noticed,
• 22:09
  but flock cameras have become the center of a
• 22:11
  growing debate over privacy. Yeah, you know,
• 22:14
  when you're scared. Now, listen, if people were
• 22:18
  not stalking their girlfriends, maybe I'd be
• 22:20
  down with it, but they're not using it correctly.
• 22:24
  In public safety, the automated license plate
• 22:27
  readers capture images of vehicles, including
• 22:30
  their license plates, and can alert law enforcement
• 22:33
  when a vehicle matches one connected to an investigation.
• 22:37
  Or if it's a girlfriend that's cheating on you
• 22:40
  because you're a loser cop with no game. Contrary
• 22:44
  to all of the rhetoric. Oh, jeez, here comes
• 22:47
  the dumb moron. It does not invade personal.
• 22:52
  Yeah, it does. It wasn't even approved. It just
• 22:54
  showed up. Shut your ass. So I can't stand cops.
• 23:00
  Private space. Hey, what if it was spying on
• 23:03
  your family? What are your skeletons, Grady?
• 23:07
  You act like you're so perfect. It sets on a
• 23:11
  public right -of -way. and takes pictures of
• 23:15
  tags. But they're not using it for that. All
• 23:18
  the cops are getting caught cheating, Dad. If
• 23:21
  that wasn't happening, maybe. Cops being dirty?
• 23:24
  No way! And... Cars and car colors, not individuals.
• 23:32
  Sheriff Grady Judd is pushing back on the idea
• 23:36
  that flock cameras are too invasive. Of course
• 23:39
  he is. He's like every other cop that's above
• 23:42
  the law and thinks they're better than you when
• 23:46
  they're losers. Judd argues body cameras can
• 23:49
  record much more. That's why my deputies don't
• 23:53
  wear body cameras, because they... Because they're
• 23:56
  dirty! And if we were to see what was going on,
• 23:59
  we probably wouldn't like it! Because you're
• 24:02
  stuck in the 80s, you dirty cop! Invade your
• 24:05
  personal privacy. That's not it. Well, if you
• 24:09
  don't have body cameras because they're invading
• 24:10
  your personal privacy, then get rid of flat cameras.
• 24:13
  Shut your ass. Can you tell I'm not really a
• 24:21
  big Grady Judd fan? He's the freaking worst.
• 24:28
  You know what the even worse? Fucking Duke Energy.
• 24:33
  Kiss my ass. Thanks, Juliana. One new push to
• 24:36
  replace Duke Energy with a city -owned power
• 24:38
  utility in St. Pete is happening today. Police!
• 24:41
  Can we have anything else besides what we currently
• 24:44
  have? And it comes just one day after a new study
• 24:48
  commissioned by Duke Energy put a multi -billion
• 24:50
  dollar price tag on the potential takeover. Yeah,
• 24:53
  here's the thing. They always talk about what
• 24:56
  they're going to do, but they never change anything.
• 25:00
  All these politicians are in bed with Duke. And
• 25:04
  on your side, Shana Bass. I'm glad you're on
• 25:06
  my side. You're just so hot, Jenna. Tracking
• 25:09
  the latest this morning. Tonight's my birthday.
• 25:11
  You want to get a stink? Hey, Jenna. Hey, good
• 25:15
  morning. The question of who powers St. Petersburg
• 25:19
  could soon be in the hands of voters. That new
• 25:21
  coalition of community leaders now looking to
• 25:24
  put that question on the 2028 ballot. Oh, thank
• 25:28
  God. We're getting screwed without lube. The
• 25:32
  goal? Replace Duke Energy with a city -owned
• 25:35
  electric utility. Please! Even though I think
• 25:38
  a city -owned electric company probably would
• 25:41
  be no different. Why? Because it's the same city
• 25:43
  that sides with Duke. So they're douchebags!
• 25:48
  But a new study commissioned by Duke estimates
• 25:51
  it could cost between $2 .7 and $4 .1 billion
• 25:56
  for St. Petersburg to acquire. Oh, but we're
• 25:59
  going to spend all the money! on the raise. You
• 26:03
  suck. ...Duke's local operations. Leaders with
• 26:06
  Duke calling the new study an unprecedented proposal.
• 26:10
  Oh, yeah, but you're unprecedented with your
• 26:12
  high rates. Shut up. Ultimately costing customers,
• 26:16
  saying in part, quote, this study makes it clear
• 26:19
  a government takeover of St. Petersburg electric
• 26:22
  service is unaffordable and irresponsible. Hey,
• 26:25
  Duke, go fuck yourself. You're unaffordable,
• 26:28
  you scumbag. This study looks at the value of
• 26:32
  Duke's local assets as well as the city separating
• 26:37
  its portion of the grid. And there's another
• 26:39
  complication. I wish they would just go off the
• 26:41
  grid and go away. Duke's franchise agreement
• 26:47
  with the city expired at the end of July. Yeah,
• 26:50
  and we should have got rid of them. But all the
• 26:53
  politicians spent the whole year... debating
• 26:57
  with the Rays and not taking care of their own.
• 27:01
  Man, they're screwing us. In a letter to Mayor
• 27:03
  Ken Welch... Ah, get rid of that douche. You
• 27:06
  got me signing with Charlie Crisp. Duke says
• 27:08
  the agreement provided the framework for everything
• 27:11
  from the use of city rights -of -way to franchise
• 27:14
  fees and liability. Whatever. You all suck, all
• 27:18
  you politicians. You're all bitch -asses. I hope
• 27:23
  you know that. First 9 to 10, deputies are calling
• 27:32
  her the Black Widow. The sheriff's office is
• 27:35
  accusing this woman of trying to poison an older
• 27:38
  man. Oh, yeah. You know what the problem is?
• 27:41
  I love crazy women. And she's got those crazy
• 27:45
  eyes. She met online. Fox 13's Kylie Jones is
• 27:49
  in the news. Tonight, with the latest on this
• 27:52
  bizarre story, Kylie, what have you learned?
• 27:55
  Ali, according to detectives, it all started
• 27:57
  on a dating app. The 39 -year -old woman is accused
• 28:02
  of getting into an intimate relationship with
• 28:04
  a man 30 years older than her. Oh, yeah, she's
• 28:07
  got daddy issues. Bull County Sheriff Grady Judd
• 28:13
  says she allegedly drugged his drinks on multiple
• 28:16
  occasions. Oh, yeah. When a woman does it, it's
• 28:19
  kind of kinky. When a man does it, not so good.
• 28:22
  And once even sending him to the hospital. Now,
• 28:25
  this is. Man, she got psychopath eyes. This is
• 28:28
  Samantha Adams, the sheriff. You see that psychopath?
• 28:30
  Office says she met a 69 -year -old man from
• 28:33
  Haines City online. Man, that is a rough 39 on
• 28:36
  her part. Mm -hmm. But he only knew her as Nala.
• 28:39
  Their relationship reportedly lasted about two
• 28:42
  to three months. The sheriff says Adams allegedly
• 28:45
  used a similar tactic on at least four occasions.
• 28:48
  Oh, yeah. What a dork. At the victim's home and
• 28:53
  her home in Orange County. While they were having
• 28:58
  alcoholic beverages. Oh yeah, banging each other
• 29:02
  up. While she was being friendly with him. Oh
• 29:05
  yeah. She slipped him benzodiazepine. I've heard
• 29:10
  of it. Now over the course of the. They should
• 29:12
  slip you some melatonin to shut up. Last month,
• 29:16
  the victim told detectives about several suspicious
• 29:19
  incidents where he was drinking at Adam's home.
• 29:22
  He reported that he would suddenly fall or pass
• 29:25
  out, even once backing into a law enforcement
• 29:28
  vehicle. Oh, yeah. Usually when I fall down,
• 29:32
  it's after I climax. At least I felt some pleasure.
• 29:35
  You know, that's the good type of falling down.
• 29:39
  Not the bad type. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You are listening
• 29:51
  to a man that is now a year older. Now, I know
• 29:55
  all the boomers are like, oh, my God, you're
• 29:58
  not as old as me, though. I'm still allowed to
• 30:01
  feel old. If I lived at 66 years old, I'm currently
• 30:05
  50 % through my life. Can you tell I'm really
• 30:08
  digging getting old? Ah, jeez. All kids out of
• 30:15
  the pool for adult swim. All kids out. Attention,
• 30:24
  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
• 30:30
  rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
• 30:34
  A six person with a powerful pool. On three.
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  You ready? One, two, three, go. Welcome back
• 31:04
  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now,
• 31:18
  now, now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the
• 31:20
  whole program's gonna start. Okay, we're here.
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  All right. The seaman was so big. And now, something
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  completely different. Stop lacking any meat.
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  And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
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  Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
• 32:39
  This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppe.
• 32:45
  You can call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPE. That's
• 32:50
  856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppeRadio.
• 32:58
  You can always email me. RyanHoppeRadio at gmail
• 33:02
  .com. All right. You know we can't do a Friday
• 33:06
  broadcast. Hold up. My mom's in there. Shit about
• 33:14
  to go to work though Whatever I know you don't
• 33:18
  smoke weed I know this But I'm going to get you
• 33:21
  high today Because it's Friday You ain't got
• 33:25
  no job And you ain't got shit to do And I made
• 33:28
  a song about how much I hate my birthday Break
• 33:31
  out the cake Ryan No he does not want a surprise
• 33:36
  Too late Ryan Hoppy hit the calendar Tragedy
• 33:42
  in disguise One more trip around the sun, to
• 33:46
  the tired little side He says, please don't call
• 33:50
  me, then the ringtone starts to scream Auntie's
• 33:54
  got a five minute update, cause he's got a family
• 33:57
  meme Mom says, pick up sweetheart, kids are yelling
• 34:01
  in the hall He loves every single person, just
• 34:03
  not the phone calls Y 'all birthday cards on
• 34:05
  the counter, cake leaning to the side He's smiling
• 34:07
  for his family while he's plotting where to hide
• 34:09
  He can handle all the love, he can handle all
• 34:11
  the All your people came to say We love you,
• 34:26
  we know you Now please answer just one call Wait,
• 34:31
  he's screenin' them all He's screenin' them all
• 34:38
  The radio host is hostin' But the host one's
• 34:44
  hostin' done Every friend has got a message saying,
• 34:48
  hope you're having fun. There's a voicemail from
• 34:52
  his brother. I don't have a brother. Well, my
• 34:56
  mom had a miscarriage, man. We don't talk about
• 35:00
  Bruno. Be 12 minutes long and feature everybody's
• 35:03
  face with somebody's dog in the foreground and
• 35:05
  a toddler hug. He'd give his whole heart away,
• 35:09
  then turn his phone to airplane mode and call
• 35:10
  that self -care day. He loves his family deeply,
• 35:12
  that part is crystal clear. This is how I feel
• 35:16
  on my birthday. I answered him. I didn't even
• 35:43
  want to talk to anybody. Put the phone down.
• 35:46
  Let the cake breathe. Give the birthday man one
• 35:48
  minute. Oh, yeah. In the doorway, love pack,
• 35:51
  wall to wall. He says, I'm grateful. Just don't
• 35:54
  call. Happy birthday, Ryan. Let the sarcasm commence.
• 35:59
  Happy birthday, Ryan. Birthday joy at your expense.
• 36:04
  Your family's loud and loving. And they're standing
• 36:07
  10 feet tall. Happy birthday, Ryan. Now he's
• 36:11
  screening them all. Man, it's delightful having
• 36:15
  a family that cares about me. Don't get me wrong,
• 36:18
  I'm not ungrateful. It's just like, I don't know,
• 36:23
  dude. I'm just not a fun guy. But you would never
• 36:28
  surprise, you would never guess from the show,
• 36:31
  you would be surprised. I'm not fun. I have fun
• 36:34
  moments. Like, I'll go see Toy Story 5. Put it
• 36:41
  on speaker. AI is weird. I was making that five
• 36:45
  minutes ago. Oh, yeah. Let me redo this. Oh,
• 36:51
  my God. You cannot believe I'm 33, and I feel
• 37:02
  like I have no one to, like, talk to about it
• 37:04
  besides millennials. So if I talk to any boomer,
• 37:07
  they're all like, well, you can be as old as
• 37:09
  me. I'm like, well, you guys could buy a house
• 37:11
  by making $10 ,000 a year. Not exactly excited
• 37:16
  about being a year older. I'm not mad about it.
• 37:19
  It's just, you would never think you would listen
• 37:22
  to this show. Mm -hmm. And you would think that
• 37:27
  I love attention. I kind of do. But I like attention
• 37:37
  like anonymity attention. Like Penelope's podcast.
• 37:43
  Always on camera. That's fine. He wants to be
• 37:45
  seen. I post a five -second video of me. It's
• 37:49
  on my social media. I like posting my show, outraging
• 37:53
  people, and then leaving. I just do it differently.
• 37:59
  So like, it's like a phone call after phone call
• 38:03
  after phone. I don't want to come off like an
• 38:06
  ungrateful brat. That's the thing is I feel like
• 38:09
  if people hear this and be like, you got mad.
• 38:11
  No, no, no, no. I just, I just, I don't know.
• 38:13
  It's just not exciting. It's just another day.
• 38:18
  But then it's like September 4th comes and it's
• 38:21
  like, I have this weird love hate with it. We're
• 38:24
  like, I love it. I love it when people call for
• 38:30
  my... I love hate it. So someone calls for my
• 38:33
  birthday. I don't want that phone call, but I
• 38:36
  kind of like the phone call because of my ego.
• 38:38
  But then once it's over with, then I'm like,
• 38:40
  oh, can we go back to talking about me all the
• 38:42
  time? It's part of my only child syndrome. You
• 38:48
  know what I mean? Yeah. I'm really doing a good
• 38:54
  sales pitch out there. for dating me. I'm a real
• 39:01
  no -line. And it's like friends with benefits
• 39:06
  I have. I don't know. This girl didn't hit me
• 39:09
  up. Whatever. Forget my birthday. My mom was
• 39:16
  all sad that I was sad on my birthday. It made
• 39:18
  me sad. What an exciting segment this was, right?
• 39:24
  Just delightful radio. Because I try to be grateful.
• 39:29
  So I was talking to one family member. And this
• 39:33
  family member is not really into, like, radio
• 39:35
  at all. They want to remember me as, like, me
• 39:38
  in the 90s. They don't want to really think about,
• 39:42
  like, me, you know, talking about socks on the
• 39:44
  air. And the family member was like, well, you
• 39:46
  could be back in Cleveland. I was like, wow,
• 39:52
  thank you. You want to hear what it was like
• 39:55
  when I was growing up? Here's a little home video.
• 39:59
  There's my grandma. She's like me. She doesn't
• 40:04
  want to be on camera and she's drinking. It's
• 40:10
  such a visual. If you want to see any of my home
• 40:12
  videos, what you got to do is type in like...
• 40:16
  Hoppy, 1995, 94, 96, 97. It wouldn't let me make
• 40:19
  a playlist because it's like trying to keep kids
• 40:22
  safe and it would have been nice to have it all
• 40:23
  organized, but they're all out there. If you
• 40:25
  want to see what it was like being mean, I love
• 40:29
  this generational divide that we have going on
• 40:32
  here. This generational divide is not like religious
• 40:37
  versus being atheist or boomers versus millennials,
• 40:41
  even though it kind of is. I love the radio hosts.
• 40:45
  I saw Anthony Cumi. I made a video recently about,
• 40:48
  oh, and I'm a huge OOP and Anthony fan. He unfollowed
• 40:51
  me on Twitter. I don't think he likes me anymore
• 40:53
  because I don't like Carl from who are these
• 40:55
  podcasts, but it's a whole, oh, I'm on the radio
• 40:58
  and they're all just podcasts. It's just a part
• 41:01
  of the era of what we grew up in, dude. Like,
• 41:03
  I don't know. I don't understand. The radio hosts
• 41:08
  in the 90s, all the Gen Xers when they were in
• 41:10
  their 30s, the boomers passed the torch and then
• 41:13
  the, Of course radio's still good for Gen X because
• 41:17
  you guys didn't pass the torch. But then you
• 41:20
  wonder why everyone's going to kick, Twitch,
• 41:22
  stream, all of that, dude. You can't just re
• 41:27
  -fucking schedule, or not reschedule, but you
• 41:30
  can't just gatekeep and then be like, well, why
• 41:33
  is everybody under 30 not listening? Because
• 41:35
  they can't relate because you're like their unk.
• 41:39
  The other thing that's been driving me nuts recently
• 41:40
  is I feel like I've been having to defend Chicago.
• 41:43
  I go to this cobbled bar that's kind of MAGA.
• 41:48
  And they're just like, what's going on with Chicago?
• 41:51
  And I'm like, I don't know, man. Why don't we
• 41:56
  just leave Chicago alone? It's already the second
• 41:59
  city. It's already the forgotten city. Let it
• 42:04
  be. Let it suffer. We've suffered enough as a
• 42:08
  city. I love people that are like, oh my God,
• 42:15
  it must be so great being tall. Oh, it must be
• 42:20
  amazing. Yeah, I usually hurt my back when I'm
• 42:26
  sleeping. And I can't really lift anymore because
• 42:30
  of my back. Oh, it's wonderful and dandy. It's
• 42:33
  so amazing. Oh, it's great. Not really, man.
• 42:40
  You're never anonymous. Everyone always knows
• 42:43
  where you are. And this just in. I'm a clumsy
• 42:46
  guy. So I kind of manifest that. Mm -hmm. 856
• 42:52
  -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. Also on my
• 42:57
  mind, it's this weird thing. And nobody else
• 43:00
  that I know on LinkedIn goes for this because
• 43:02
  a lot of my friends have normal jobs. But there's
• 43:07
  like these people from Dubai. All their names
• 43:10
  are like MD Patel something. MD Kash Patel, I
• 43:16
  don't know. And they're always like, I get you
• 43:19
  70 download top of podcast chart if you sign
• 43:25
  up service. They always have like the worst grammar.
• 43:30
  And they all look the same. They all look like
• 43:32
  they're from like Dubai and that they have like
• 43:36
  facial hair and it's just very strange. Very,
• 43:40
  very strange. Here's a video right here. Ask
• 43:43
  her out. Just do it. I don't care, dollar friends.
• 43:46
  I don't care if you're scared. I don't care if...
• 43:49
  And there's this girl at this smoke shop I've
• 43:51
  been really wanting to ask out. Mm -hmm. Bank
• 43:54
  that. You're chopped. Just ask her out. And if
• 43:57
  she says no, she says no, but you're not going
• 43:58
  to be wondering for the rest of your life. Yeah.
• 44:02
  I've done that before. Mm -hmm. There is a...
• 44:08
  There is a Gen Z Tampa Bay Morning Radio host,
• 44:13
  a female, who followed me when she worked in
• 44:17
  another city. And I think she might have heard
• 44:19
  a little bit of Hoppy Hour. And I went to DM
• 44:22
  her the other day because she moved here. And
• 44:24
  I was trying to see if I could take her out.
• 44:26
  And I saw she unfollowed me. And I was like,
• 44:27
  oh. Probably didn't like the Taylor Swift rants.
• 44:34
  I'm kind of getting that kind of vibe. There's
• 44:36
  a certain type of girl that likes me. It's usually
• 44:38
  bisexual, free spirit. They can, you know, not
• 44:42
  take jokes, but I'm not a pretty, I'm not ugly
• 44:46
  per se, but I'm not like, like I see like Scott
• 44:51
  Tablet on Fox 13. That's great. It's wonderful.
• 44:54
  It's dandy. Looking all handsome with his muscles
• 44:57
  and all that. I'd be nice. but then also i'd
• 45:02
  have to be scott tavlin uh here's hunter biden
• 45:05
  on elon musk i i've had a little experience with
• 45:08
  um with elon and and because he really really
• 45:13
  attacked me during the time because yeah you
• 45:16
  know elon's all over there and that gave a whole
• 45:18
  new life and energy to the whole hunter biden
• 45:21
  question of suppression of you know blah blah
• 45:23
  blah and um It is a long breath. And I was really
• 45:30
  angry. And I'm like, what the fuck? And he's
• 45:34
  a really broken person. You know, it's not Elon
• 45:36
  broken. Breaking news! Call the press. He has
• 45:41
  had 100 % incredible amount of trauma in his
• 45:44
  life. Yeah, you know. And I don't say this to
• 45:48
  be revealing of anything that's not already out
• 45:50
  there. His father is a really, really awful human
• 45:55
  being. Yeah, you know, I didn't really say he
• 45:58
  was proud of his son. And people can go look
• 46:04
  for themselves, but I think it's very unlikely
• 46:06
  that his father did not treat him like the way
• 46:08
  that he treated every other child in his life.
• 46:11
  Ah, jeez. Yeah, Elon, I mean, I'm not saying
• 46:15
  he deserved it because he was a kid at one point,
• 46:17
  but you can definitely see he's got that attitude.
• 46:20
  You can see it, you know. They're evil. They're
• 46:23
  the archetype. There you go. Hunter Biden, you
• 46:28
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  wait to see the quarterly report on the swimsuit
• 46:51
  mogul. My dad was a huge Seinfeld fan, so I wonder
• 46:57
  what he would have thought of that. He would
• 47:00
  not let me watch Friends because they slept around,
• 47:02
  but then Seinfeld and where they sleep around,
• 47:04
  that's allowed. Man, fuck that. I have daddy
• 47:09
  issues for days. The story is all this time.
• 47:14
  When Ryan Hoppy gets the approval of men, it
• 47:19
  gives him the same dopamine as getting laid.
• 47:23
  To the women putting men in celibate relationships
• 47:27
  when they're married? Yeah, that's why I don't
• 47:31
  get married. You're absolutely disgusting. You
• 47:36
  gotta be busting. Because what do you mean he
• 47:40
  cooks, he cleans? He does all the work and you
• 47:43
  just lay around watching Treasure, not Treasure,
• 47:46
  Love Island. He works, he provides. And yet you're
• 47:50
  still telling him no in the bedroom. Yeah, and
• 47:53
  then you wonder why he cheats. We got semen to
• 47:57
  unload. Oh, geez. Hey, Christian singles, just
• 48:00
  a reminder, marriage will not fix your unhealthy
• 48:02
  relationship with sexual desire. No, you don't
• 48:05
  say. The whole wait until marriage and not living
• 48:08
  with someone is stupid. Because it's like, don't
• 48:10
  you want to like, I mean, living with somebody
• 48:12
  is the perfect way to figure out if you're meant
• 48:13
  to be or not. I mean, I've sworn like 0 for 2.
• 48:18
  You know what I mean? So if you find yourself
• 48:20
  in the category of severely sexually shut down,
• 48:24
  of desire is bad, everything's sinful, I'm not
• 48:26
  going to connect to my body at all. Whatever.
• 48:28
  Sinful. All the Gen Z religious kids, whatever.
• 48:32
  You'll be surprised when you're dead and there's
• 48:33
  nothing. King Von's baby mama testifies in court
• 48:37
  that she was at OTF Vonnie's house the day before
• 48:42
  Von's murder. Don't know what that sentence means.
• 48:45
  He didn't marry you for celibacy. He married
• 48:49
  you for monogamy. Hell yeah. Women that quit
• 48:53
  putting on. Now what are you good for? Oh, we're
• 49:00
  friends. No, you can be friends with a guy and
• 49:02
  go watch SportsCenter together. No one watches
• 49:05
  SportsCenter. Go watch a game. The thing that
• 49:08
  makes a relationship different from a friendship
• 49:10
  is sex. What's going on here? Guys, if a woman
• 49:18
  ever says this, the likelihood is that it's a
• 49:21
  lie. If she ever promotes her link in the bio.
• 49:25
  Ever says that she was hanging out with somebody
• 49:28
  for a while, like four, six. This is this girl.
• 49:31
  I don't know her name. She's a hot piece of ass,
• 49:33
  but she got this vibe that whenever she gives
• 49:36
  out this dating advice, it's her talking about
• 49:37
  her flaws. Six, eight dates and never slept with
• 49:40
  him. I'm telling you right now, that woman is
• 49:43
  fibbing. All right, here we go. What's going
• 49:46
  on here? There's some women that will literally
• 49:48
  pick shitty guys over and over and over and over
• 49:51
  and over and over and over again. And then they're
• 49:52
  like, these guys treat me like shit. And we're
• 49:54
  looking at them like, well, they were shitty
• 49:56
  from second one and you still went and slept
• 49:57
  with them and did this. It's like your judgment.
• 50:00
  Oh, man. She's a diabolical. I cannot tell if
• 50:03
  she'd be good or bad or not. She either would
• 50:05
  be magnificent or not. Here is a... blue face
• 50:13
  and Navea talking about if they should break
• 50:15
  up. I'm just your baby daddy right now. Me and
• 50:17
  my baby daddy lived together. No, that's not
• 50:19
  right. And he eats noodles like a scumbag. I
• 50:23
  tried to make you my girl. You was acting funny.
• 50:27
  It's funny, man. You can't take the hood out
• 50:28
  of him. He's still eating baby. He's still eating
• 50:30
  baby mouths. No, he's still eating noodles. How?
• 50:36
  And you went on a whole fucking trip. The fuck
• 50:39
  are you talking about? I'm making my girl. And
• 50:41
  you literally We went on a whole trip within
• 50:43
  the next fucking couple days. Yeah, they need
• 50:45
  to break up. Here is the pretty boy mugshot guy
• 50:52
  from 14 years ago, Jeremy, talking. I would say
• 50:55
  on the third day, that's when just floods and
• 51:00
  floods of letters from all over the world. Ah,
• 51:04
  jeez. I was probably getting 300 letters a day.
• 51:08
  I have a question. Is it women saying like, oh
• 51:12
  my gosh, because we - It's everything. Yeah.
• 51:15
  This is that Matthew Cox guy. He always gets
• 51:18
  the felons on his podcast. I think he had Bubba
• 51:20
  on it. Is there, because I can only imagine,
• 51:22
  because we have average looking guy. All right,
• 51:25
  damn. 8, 5, 6, 49, happy. Guys, a woman will
• 51:31
  keep you on the hook, the emotional hook. While
• 51:35
  they say to you that they're not ready for a
• 51:37
  relationship or want to take things slow. Yeah,
• 51:39
  you know, they're kind of dirty rat and morons
• 51:42
  at times. I mean, every gender is. Oh, blah,
• 51:44
  blah, blah. While they are actually out trying
• 51:47
  to find other men to date that is a better partner
• 51:50
  than you. Yeah. It's happening to me a little
• 51:54
  bit. Hair is a bell at danger talking about orgasms.
• 51:58
  When you're getting fucked in the ass, it's not
• 52:01
  like my ass has a clit. If you come from anal,
• 52:05
  it's not your clit. All right, I don't need to.
• 52:09
  Yes, it is because I don't come from anal just
• 52:11
  from getting penetrated. I think you've got a
• 52:14
  weird clit. It's KFC, the podcast from Barstool.
• 52:19
  He cheated on his wife with a pregnant woman.
• 52:23
  where he cheated on his wife when she was pregnant.
• 52:26
  Andrew Tate indicted in Romania on sex charges
• 52:29
  of having sex with a 15 -year -old. Yeah. He's
• 52:33
  a nepo baby loser. How is he ever? You don't
• 52:36
  look at him and go, ah, what a good guy. Andrew
• 52:40
  Tate. I want to hang out. I'm in the club. Although
• 52:45
  I think he would have some good bottle service.
• 52:49
  I wonder what it would be like clubbing with
• 52:50
  Andrew Tate. Definitely have to watch what you're
• 52:53
  saying. Blueface bought a mansion in California
• 52:58
  for his family. Probably should have bought it
• 53:01
  in another state. You could have got a bigger
• 53:02
  house. Denise Richards doesn't want to pay her
• 53:09
  ex. It's funny. You don't want to pay for alimony.
• 53:11
  Now you know how men feel. Lil Durk was erasing
• 53:15
  things from his burner phones, but kept connecting
• 53:18
  his burner phones to the same Wi -Fi. Dominic
• 53:23
  Chianese from Sopranos is going to be doing a
• 53:29
  podcast because he wants to have people remember
• 53:31
  him when he's 95 years old. Northwest has a new
• 53:36
  nose ring, which is concerning to me. I know
• 53:38
  a lot of teenagers have nose rings, but I just
• 53:40
  feel like they're robbing her of her childhood.
• 53:45
  Diddy's release date was moved up again. For
• 53:50
  February, it was originally February 20th. Now
• 53:54
  it's February 5th, 2028. You know what? Just
• 53:59
  let him out now. This is pointless. Spencer Pratt
• 54:04
  and Ryan Reynolds are not getting along. I cannot
• 54:07
  think of two bigger douchebags. Jax Taylor, I
• 54:12
  guess, calls Brittany Cartwright the R -word
• 54:16
  during arguments. What a delightful guy. Alex
• 54:19
  Earl has a new TV show. Sidney Sweeney and Scooter
• 54:22
  Braun were in Venice. And there's more victims
• 54:26
  of Dajon Love coming out. All right, let's see
• 54:29
  what's going on here. Today on TMZ. Okay, the
• 54:36
  culture wars have now extended to dogs. Oh, yeah.
• 54:43
  Because there was one congressperson who yelled
• 54:47
  at another. It's a she, not a he. Do not transgender
• 54:49
  my dog. But hold on. Is it a small dog? It's
• 54:52
  a little dog. It's one thing if it's a German
• 54:54
  Shepherd and you can see. But a small dog that's
• 54:56
  close to the ground. Just reach your hand in.
• 54:59
  You don't have to look. Ew! Aw, jeez. Ew! Ow!
• 55:02
  Ew! Tiger Woods license got suspended for...
• 55:07
  Yeah, this is a big day on the club. Five years
• 55:12
  after he pled guilty to reckless driving, he's
• 55:15
  got Vanessa Trump right by his side, his girlfriend.
• 55:18
  The judge said if you drive again, you are going
• 55:21
  to jail. What if Vanessa's like, I'll drive you
• 55:23
  anywhere you want to go? That's a risk, too.
• 55:26
  Which is riskier, his girlfriend driving him
• 55:27
  or him driving him? Oh, yeah. Stop it. Good old
• 55:32
  sexism. Travis Kelsey is finally talking about
• 55:36
  his wedding with Taylor. Oh, give a shit. I don't
• 55:39
  want to hear about it. I'm going to tell you
• 55:41
  the good parts. What's going on here? You are
• 55:45
  setting him up for failure. Where adult online
• 55:47
  entertainment is his only outlet. Or Suzy Q at
• 55:50
  the office starts really looking attractive.
• 55:53
  Oh yeah, Suzy Q doesn't use teeth. Listen, ladies,
• 55:57
  don't play dumb with me. There you go. Lil Durk
• 56:03
  could face life in prison. Blueface got targeted
• 56:06
  by another SWAT. I would really love to meet
• 56:11
  a guy who's been through hell and back in his
• 56:13
  life. That's just like really been through a
• 56:15
  lot. And I would love to show him, you know,
• 56:17
  that it gets worse. Now it does for you. And
• 56:22
  we, and we, we age better because I'm Norman.
• 56:26
  Here is Amber Rose and Ray J talking about the
• 56:29
  relationship. We're far away from home. There
• 56:32
  was a lot of anxiety. Oh, yeah. It was. There
• 56:36
  was three people in the room. Man, you know Amber
• 56:39
  Rose has a huge body count. Me, blame it on Quay.
• 56:43
  It was four people. And Tiffany. Oh, yeah. It's
• 56:47
  always Tiffany, right? Quay got out, remember?
• 56:49
  He got mad because I was in the bed with you.
• 56:52
  He got pissed. Whatever. Sounds like a loser.
• 56:55
  Out to Quay. Quay. I don't remember that, but...
• 56:58
  I don't think you matter much, honey. You failed
• 57:02
  as a host of Loveline. Okay, because Quay has
• 57:07
  slept with me a couple times. Oh, yay. Oh, you
• 57:11
  know, she can get turned around. Dang, I absolutely
• 57:15
  rev it in. What's going on here? Beerman Jr.
• 57:19
  has officially been indicted in Georgia on multiple
• 57:21
  charges, including aggravated child molestation
• 57:25
  and aggravated sodomy. You know what you're going
• 57:28
  to do? I think everyone knows what sound effect
• 57:30
  is coming. Here's how you solve it. Ready? Bye.
• 57:40
  See you later, bud. Burn in hell. I have no sympathy
• 57:44
  for pedophiles, dude. Suck my ass. Please, Don.
• 57:54
  Tiger Woods driving privileges have been revoked.
• 57:57
  Yeah, you know, I hope it was worse than, you
• 58:01
  know, all the cops around there are going to
• 58:03
  be looking for him on the road. He ain't no anonymous
• 58:07
  Joe, especially with the flat cameras. Five months
• 58:09
  after the golfer pleaded not guilty to charges
• 58:12
  of driving under the influence and refusing a
• 58:14
  drug test following his involvement in a car
• 58:16
  crash, he changed his plea to no contest on September
• 58:20
  2nd. See what's here. Here's Alex Earl being
• 58:29
  interviewed. by Danny, by Denny Directo from
• 58:34
  Entertainment Tonight. Man, he was meant to do
• 58:36
  Entertainment News with the last name Directo.
• 58:39
  This show right after Dancing with the Stars,
• 58:41
  right? We did, actually. I had a lot of sex behind
• 58:44
  the scenes. Like January. Everywhere I step out,
• 58:47
  there's a story. Come over, cutie. It's about
• 58:51
  LXR, I'll be in a bus zone. I'm not sticking
• 58:53
  up when he's doing bad actions. Everybody else
• 58:55
  only knows their side. That says, um. Riveting
• 59:01
  stuff. Sure, it's going to be a dreadful reality
• 59:03
  show. Mm -hmm. We're going to start with Matthew
• 59:06
  Perry. You know, over the years, obviously, the
• 59:08
  late Friends star gave us so many hilarious and
• 59:10
  sarcastic moments as Chandler Bing. All right,
• 59:18
  so they're making a docuseries on him. I hope
• 59:21
  they're honest about him being a douche and not,
• 59:23
  like, you know, kissing ass. we're going to turn
• 59:29
  now to the war in the middle east and president
• 59:30
  trump oh what a fun topic saying that the u .s
• 59:36
  launched large and powerful strikes on iranian
• 59:39
  targets yesterday near the strait of hormuz as
• 59:42
  fighting between the two nations ramps up Once
• 59:44
  again, the war continues. It's making everything
• 59:47
  cost more. Goodie, goodie, gumdrop. Now to an
• 59:51
  AI ban in the largest school district in the
• 59:53
  country. Just as students get ready to head back
• 59:55
  to school, Elizabeth Schulze is joining us now
• 59:58
  with the details. Elizabeth, good morning. Good
• 1:00:00
  morning, Whit. This is a sweeping ban on AI for
• 1:00:03
  more than half a million students and teachers
• 1:00:05
  just days before they head back to school in
• 1:00:08
  the nation's biggest school district. All right,
• 1:00:10
  so they banned phones. Hmm. Jim Thornton is attempting
• 1:00:15
  to clear his name. Yeah, this guy looks like
• 1:00:20
  a creep. I'm telling you, you all think like,
• 1:00:24
  I mean, besides Anthony Cumia, you think all
• 1:00:26
  the shock jocks are weirdos behind the scenes.
• 1:00:31
  It's the clean cut people. Look up Eric Ferguson
• 1:00:34
  of Eric and Kathy. After Wheel of Fortune announced
• 1:00:36
  that its longtime announcer was suspended from
• 1:00:39
  the ABC game show following undisclosed allegations,
• 1:00:42
  his lawyer is speaking out to defend him. He
• 1:00:45
  just looks like a weirdo. Kind of looks like
• 1:00:48
  a Teemu version of the... What was that gay character
• 1:00:52
  on... Gay character on 30 Rock. What was his
• 1:00:57
  name? The one that was like not... You know what
• 1:01:03
  I'm talking about. The one with the southern
• 1:01:04
  accent. He looks like a Teemu version of that.
• 1:01:07
  Thornton's attorney tells TMZ in a September
• 1:01:09
  1st statement that the announcer did not engage
• 1:01:11
  in any illegal conduct, was not arrested, and
• 1:01:16
  has not been charged with any crime. So I guess
• 1:01:18
  he was looking at like child stuff while on a
• 1:01:21
  plane for an hour. What an idiot. Jim Curtis
• 1:01:26
  isn't afraid to share his struggles with Jennifer
• 1:01:29
  Aniston. In fact, the hypnotist shared insight
• 1:01:32
  into his health journey during an onstage conversation.
• 1:01:35
  I don't like hypnotists. They creep me out because
• 1:01:37
  they're funny. With the Friends star at the 92nd
• 1:01:39
  Street Y in New York. God, she's such a hot piece
• 1:01:41
  of ass, huh? City September 2nd to celebrate
• 1:01:44
  the release of his new book, The Book of Possibility.
• 1:01:47
  All right, so there you go. He had paralysis
• 1:01:48
  in the past. Well, I hope he feels better. Tim!
• 1:01:55
  on TMZ. There is one gentleman in Washington,
• 1:01:59
  D .C., Randy Fine. Ah, yeah, he looks like a
• 1:02:03
  good -ass dude. Who is the ultimate politician,
• 1:02:07
  and his answer to everything wasn't me. If you
• 1:02:10
  remember, there was a Ring camera video of him
• 1:02:12
  going up to someone's door, knocking, and then
• 1:02:14
  rifling through their mail. Loser! His office
• 1:02:18
  confirmed that was him, so we asked him about
• 1:02:20
  it. I'm not sure the video is real. Your office
• 1:02:22
  confirmed it was you. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. What
• 1:02:26
  a fucking dork. No, my office didn't look like
• 1:02:29
  me. No, no, no. They said the person was you.
• 1:02:32
  I don't know how they could have told you that.
• 1:02:33
  I don't know how you can work for someone like
• 1:02:35
  that. What do you mean? Yeah, he'd be an asshole.
• 1:02:37
  Can you imagine arguing with this man like if
• 1:02:39
  he works for him? We argue with him every day.
• 1:02:44
  Yeah. Oh, I coughed. Oh, yeah, they don't like
• 1:02:47
  Harvey. Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend, Jim Curtis,
• 1:02:51
  he gave some rare insight into their relationship.
• 1:02:54
  We do a lot of meditation. We do a lot of talk.
• 1:02:57
  Oh, you know, they meditate after cumming. Dating
• 1:02:59
  with your partner sounds like a nightmare. Why?
• 1:03:01
  Try it. I went to pom - She's an annoying hag.
• 1:03:03
  You know that woman could tell you that. In the
• 1:03:05
  Springs, there's this place that's like a retreat,
• 1:03:07
  and they have a meditation pool, and I got kicked
• 1:03:10
  out of the pool because, like, it was swimmy.
• 1:03:14
  Oh, I thought - Gal Gadot. I thought I got kicked
• 1:03:16
  out for trying to blow the guy. has never received
• 1:03:20
  a coconut cake from tom cruise all right there
• 1:03:22
  you go the important news there's literally wars
• 1:03:26
  going on around the world and we're talking about
• 1:03:28
  cake oh jace He did get down on one knee and
• 1:03:36
  proposed. Taylor Frankie Paul is sharing some
• 1:03:38
  details about her time on The Bachelorette. Oh,
• 1:03:41
  Jason. In a sneak peek at the upcoming fifth
• 1:03:44
  season of The Secret Lives of Woman Wives, shared
• 1:03:46
  on Hulu's Get Real podcast, Taylor is interrogated
• 1:03:50
  by her fellow cast members. Oh, yeah. They want
• 1:03:53
  all the juicy details. And, you know, there's
• 1:03:57
  a lot of parts about Taylor Frankie Paul that
• 1:04:00
  are juicy. about her season on the abc dating
• 1:04:03
  show which never aired due to domestic violence
• 1:04:05
  allegations between the allegations now we have
• 1:04:08
  the video of him beating the out of her don't
• 1:04:12
  let her get off scott free because she's a woman
• 1:04:14
  her and her ex dakota mortensen was there a part
• 1:04:17
  of you that was like he looks like i didn't start
• 1:04:19
  doing that until people said it around me i actually
• 1:04:21
  did not see the night i met him She actually
• 1:04:24
  got proposed to. Wow. Fucking innovative. Katy
• 1:04:28
  Perry breaks silence on her really hard breakup
• 1:04:30
  from Orlando Bloom. More than a year out. Yeah,
• 1:04:33
  breakups are annoying because you kind of get
• 1:04:35
  addicted to the person. Yeah, it's not really
• 1:04:41
  fun. After the Fireworks singer and Orlando ended
• 1:04:44
  their engagement, she's now sharing insight into
• 1:04:46
  the months that followed. Katie tells People
• 1:04:48
  in an interview published on September 3rd, It
• 1:04:51
  was probably the hardest time. My friends were
• 1:04:54
  all hanging out back home. I was crying and just
• 1:04:56
  feeling far away. All right, that sucks. I've
• 1:05:00
  been there before when you lose friends because
• 1:05:01
  of the breakup. Mmm, the phonies. Billy Ray Cyrus
• 1:05:04
  isn't feeling achy -breaky over Miley Cyrus'
• 1:05:07
  name change. Oh, yeah. You know she's got raging
• 1:05:11
  daddy issues. Because if a woman wants to change
• 1:05:15
  her last name from her dance, yeah. That is a
• 1:05:19
  woman that's fun and bad, but will hate all men,
• 1:05:22
  especially if they're bisexual. after his daughter
• 1:05:25
  dropped her surname to debut her forthcoming
• 1:05:27
  bass persuades album out september 18th her dad
• 1:05:31
  shared his reaction and he's a freaking dark
• 1:05:34
  isn't he september 2nd instagram post writing
• 1:05:37
  quote family means more than ever now i always
• 1:05:39
  called my little girl miley i am she's actually
• 1:05:43
  cool about it some dads get really mad like my
• 1:05:45
  ex's dad Theo James is clearing up the rumors
• 1:05:50
  on Meghan Markle's involvement in The Gentleman.
• 1:05:52
  Following speculation that the Duchess of Sussex
• 1:05:56
  would be joining the Netflix series for its third
• 1:05:59
  season, Theo sets the record straight. He tells
• 1:06:02
  Town & Country about Meghan's potential casting.
• 1:06:04
  No, I think that was mainly hot air. And while
• 1:06:07
  the actor... Yeah, he's like, we do not want
• 1:06:09
  that broad around here. He's like, absolutely
• 1:06:13
  not. We're good. Get away from us. This man,
• 1:06:19
  dressed like the hungry caterpillar, has been
• 1:06:22
  seen by millions. And while internet fame may
• 1:06:25
  sound like winning, he's actually a loser. Loser.
• 1:06:28
  Woke up to a, uh... My husband doing a fantasy
• 1:06:33
  football. Punishment. Fantasy football. I was
• 1:06:38
  never gonna. One time I had a few moments here
• 1:06:44
  and there. I don't know anything special. Happy
• 1:06:47
  Sunday in this house. So it was him with cheese
• 1:06:49
  on his face. How riveting. Stupid Caucasian things.
• 1:06:57
  When it comes to street credibility, Dr. Dre
• 1:07:00
  put it best. 50 Cent is the definition of street
• 1:07:05
  hip -hop. Oh yeah, he's a gangster! And my cell
• 1:07:09
  phone and laptop wallpaper of when I met 50.
• 1:07:13
  You're talking about hip hop and street. Wow,
• 1:07:15
  that was a year and a half ago. You should have
• 1:07:17
  50's picture on that. Yeah, he really lives the
• 1:07:21
  gangsta life. In today's episode, 50 Cent reacts
• 1:07:30
  to a viral video featuring Tony Yeo. In the clip,
• 1:07:33
  a trained dog can be seen biting Tony Yeo, catching
• 1:07:36
  him completely off guard. All right, dang on,
• 1:07:39
  there's that. Let's see what we got here. Kelly
• 1:07:42
  Osbourne is heading out of Hollywood after the
• 1:07:45
  loss of her father. Bye, see you later. It's
• 1:07:48
  like people that leave dating apps. Oh, my apartment
• 1:07:52
  emailed me. You remember when Luna got stuck
• 1:08:00
  in a wall last week? Yeah, it's been fixed. All
• 1:08:02
  right, so they're moving. That was a very strange
• 1:08:08
  segment on my ADHD. That's how much I care about
• 1:08:10
  Kelly. Eat a cheeseburger. All right, let's get
• 1:08:14
  the show back on track. Mm -hmm. Jennifer Lawrence
• 1:08:17
  is getting candid about cosmetic procedures.
• 1:08:20
  Listen, Jennifer, you are so freaking beautiful.
• 1:08:23
  Mm -hmm. Oh, my God. I love the meat on your
• 1:08:28
  body. You look good. You don't need any procedure
• 1:08:31
  done. I don't understand why Hollywood is so
• 1:08:35
  hard on themselves. I know a lot of women are
• 1:08:38
  afraid to age. You know, just because of them
• 1:08:44
  not getting roles. But, Jennifer, you are a beautiful
• 1:08:46
  woman. Stay that way. The Hunger Games actress
• 1:08:50
  reveals details to Vogue about her routine baby
• 1:08:53
  Botox while sharing her take on... Oh my God,
• 1:08:55
  I love just a naturally aging woman. A few wrinkles
• 1:09:00
  on your face, it's fine. It looks so fake. Plastic
• 1:09:06
  surgery, including the one procedure she's still
• 1:09:09
  not certain about. There's no baby towel. You
• 1:09:12
  don't need any procedures. You're... Unfortunately,
• 1:09:17
  I saw you naked when the fappening came out 12
• 1:09:20
  years ago. Jennifer tells Vogue. You really like
• 1:09:22
  clam chowder, as Mike Kelton says. In an interview
• 1:09:25
  published on September 3rd. Oh, I'm really nervous
• 1:09:28
  about these fat transfers. Baby, you know, why
• 1:09:30
  are they doing this? Can someone just tell Jennifer
• 1:09:33
  Lawrence to listen to this segment? Can someone
• 1:09:36
  let them know it's going to be fine? I mean,
• 1:09:39
  Jesus Christ. I support other people doing them
• 1:09:41
  because I want to continue to watch and see what
• 1:09:44
  happens. Come on, man. You're fine. Literally
• 1:09:48
  and vaguely. But I don't know about that. I mean,
• 1:09:51
  I would love to have a buckle fat removal. No,
• 1:09:54
  just chill and make movies. You don't need anything
• 1:09:57
  done. I can't because everybody would know. But
• 1:10:00
  just know that I want that. You need help. You
• 1:10:03
  need to just get taken to pound town. Jennifer
• 1:10:10
  also shares which beauty treatments she does
• 1:10:12
  partake in but doesn't exactly love. Saying,
• 1:10:15
  I hate getting my hair colored. I also hate going.
• 1:10:18
  I've heard it's very boring. To the nail salon.
• 1:10:20
  Well, if you hate going to the nail salon and
• 1:10:22
  getting your hair done, then don't do anything.
• 1:10:23
  Just age naturally because you're so cute. jenny
• 1:10:27
  jaywell farley is on the mend rather than sending
• 1:10:31
  her kids off to school for their first day the
• 1:10:33
  jersey shore cast member revealing in an instagram
• 1:10:36
  post she got a great rack september 3rd that
• 1:10:42
  she is currently in the hospital in the caption
• 1:10:44
  the mother of 11 year old melani and 10 year
• 1:10:47
  old grayson right oh those poor kids This past
• 1:10:51
  week has probably been one of the hardest. Her
• 1:10:53
  daughter looks just like her. Jesus Christ, we're
• 1:10:55
  going to move on. But that is very strange. Not
• 1:10:58
  really. Maria Bartiromo is going off air. No!
• 1:11:01
  Not the annoying hag. Fox Business parent company
• 1:11:06
  Fox Media confirms the anchor departed the network
• 1:11:09
  on September 3rd. Bye, bitch. You know, stupid,
• 1:11:13
  you know, opinions. 856. 49. What do we have
• 1:11:23
  here? What's happening in the club? Lindsay Clancy's
• 1:11:29
  attorney is asking for the removal of a juror.
• 1:11:31
  As deliberations continued on whether the 36
• 1:11:34
  -year -old is criminally responsible for the
• 1:11:36
  2023 deaths of her three young children, Clancy's
• 1:11:39
  attorney, Kevin Reddington, requested that...
• 1:11:41
  Yeah, any woman that sides with this broad, you
• 1:11:43
  make all women look bad. She's a terrible person!
• 1:11:49
  Judge William F. Sullivan removed one member
• 1:11:52
  of the jury on September 3rd. He accused the
• 1:11:54
  juror of, quote, refusing to listen to the judge's
• 1:11:56
  instruction about reasonable doubt and holding
• 1:11:59
  up the verdict in the murder case. Yeah, you
• 1:12:01
  know, you got all these jurors that get such
• 1:12:03
  a big ego. Mm -hmm. Reddington told the judge,
• 1:12:08
  according to a video from the trial posted to
• 1:12:10
  YouTube by USA Today, the court has an instruction
• 1:12:13
  from the foreperson. All right, so there's this
• 1:12:15
  right here. The NFL is locked in on Michelle
• 1:12:21
  Randolph. Just two months after the Anyone But
• 1:12:23
  You star went Instagram official with Michelle,
• 1:12:26
  he shared a behind -the -scenes... I just want
• 1:12:28
  to know if he plowed Sidney Swain. In their relationship,
• 1:12:32
  when TMZ asked Glenn September 3rd if he's nervous
• 1:12:35
  to go public with his girl, he said, nah, it's
• 1:12:38
  never nerve -wracking if you believe it. Mmm,
• 1:12:40
  there you go. That enders us. Two, three. No!
• 1:12:47
  The Jersey Shore cast goes back to where it all
• 1:12:49
  started. Nearly two decades after Nicole Snooki.
• 1:12:52
  That is disgusting. Nearly two decades. Think
• 1:12:55
  about that. Nearly two decades. Polizzi, Mike
• 1:13:00
  The Situation, Sorrentino, Jenny J. Wow Farley,
• 1:13:04
  Pauly D, and Vinny Guadagino first arrived at
• 1:13:07
  the beachside house. The cast bid farewell to
• 1:13:09
  an era with the final episode of Jersey Shore
• 1:13:11
  Family Vacation. The September 3rd finale was
• 1:13:14
  packed with unforgettable moments. including
• 1:13:16
  sammy's sweetheart giangola's wedding to justin
• 1:13:19
  such a hot piece which took place on her ex -boyfriend
• 1:13:23
  ronnie ortiz magro's 40th birthday so that's
• 1:13:26
  a little dig at him as well as a final goodbye
• 1:13:29
  to seaside heights so there's that and there's
• 1:13:31
  this i would find that under case masters case
• 1:13:35
  law and statutory law um the jury did not ask
• 1:13:39
  to be sent back which would be a possibility
• 1:13:42
  if they had requested it to be sent back to them.
• 1:13:46
  But under the statute in the case law, I don't
• 1:13:50
  feel I have any choice but to declare mistrial.
• 1:13:52
  All right, great. Good. God, we overthink cases
• 1:13:57
  in America. She did! She's a dumb broad! Horse
• 1:14:01
  did it. What the fuck's wrong with you people?
• 1:14:05
  Time for Taylor Swift news. Mmm. You keep a list
• 1:14:19
  so long Of every name you broke You turn it to
• 1:14:26
  the headlines And you watch the whole thing flow
• 1:14:30
  Always the victim post Always the perfect face
• 1:14:49
  Thank you for watching! Same story, different
• 1:15:22
  suit You show the small town soft thing Then
• 1:15:28
  you pull the velvet loose Now every exit, baby
• 1:15:35
  And every scar's a brand You say you're just
• 1:15:38
  being honest With the mic in your hand Tell me
• 1:15:41
  who you blame You never say your name You flip
• 1:15:45
  the frame, you flip the frame Then you walk away
• 1:15:48
  It's always them, oh When you choose You love
• 1:16:11
  the room when you choose the size But if the
• 1:16:15
  mirrors are bad You disappear inside Then you
• 1:16:33
  make somebody else the car It's always them,
• 1:16:43
  always them. Ever you, ever you. It's always
• 1:16:46
  them, always them. That's your favorite thing
• 1:16:49
  to do. It's time to silence, catch the pain.
• 1:16:52
  It's always them, always them. Ever you, ever
• 1:16:56
  you. It's always them, always them. Ever you,
• 1:17:00
  ever you. It's always them, always them. That's
• 1:17:03
  your favorite thing to do. Happy Hot Topic! What's
• 1:17:09
  going on with this broad? I can't say thank you
• 1:17:13
  to everyone without a give a special thank you
• 1:17:14
  to the Adam Sandler. Oh, my gosh. He has been
• 1:17:19
  the best person on this planet. Travis Kelsey
• 1:17:25
  is looking back on his and Taylor Swift's special
• 1:17:28
  day. The Chiefs tight end reflected on his star
• 1:17:31
  July 3rd, speaking with co -host and brother
• 1:17:34
  Jason Kelsey during the season five premiere
• 1:17:36
  of their podcast, New Heights, which dropped
• 1:17:38
  September 2nd. Jason let his younger brother
• 1:17:41
  take the lead of the conversation and Travis
• 1:17:43
  began by describing the night as insane and magical
• 1:17:48
  as he shared he wished it could have lasted longer.
• 1:18:05
  Busta Rhymes recently took a moment to praise
• 1:18:08
  Eminem on the Who's House podcast, giving Eminem
• 1:18:14
  his flowers and highlighting the legacy Em has
• 1:18:16
  built over the years. During the conversation,
• 1:18:19
  DJ Woo Kid joked about the possibility of unreleased
• 1:18:23
  songs sparking laughter in the studio. Now let's
• 1:18:33
  talk about rappers The Game and Rick Ross. If
• 1:18:36
  you didn't know, Rick Ross recently addressed
• 1:18:38
  The Game and the sales of his new album. Rick
• 1:18:40
  Ross didn't exactly diss The Game, but he appeared
• 1:18:42
  to criticize the album's performance, suggesting
• 1:18:45
  that the low sales were a sign that the project
• 1:18:48
  wasn't good. Yeah, these rappers are losers!
• 1:18:53
  I know, listenership. And ratings are important,
• 1:18:56
  but people obsess over it. Mm -hmm. Oh, this
• 1:18:59
  person's got 70 downloads. This person's got
• 1:19:01
  700. Whatever. We're all going to die. Now, the
• 1:19:03
  game has responded to Rick Ross. In a statement,
• 1:19:06
  the game said, it ain't one person on this earth
• 1:19:09
  listening to this Walking Dustbins album. It
• 1:19:11
  really wasn't bad, but he just ran his mouth,
• 1:19:14
  dude. I mean, shut up. Time for a fly camera
• 1:19:16
  suck. Hoppy, yo, and turn it up, up, up, up,
• 1:19:19
  up. Brian, Brian on the mic. Enough is enough.
• 1:19:24
  Stop, stop. See how we turn it up. Right on the
• 1:19:37
  mic. Enough is enough. You got a badge, not a
• 1:19:40
  backstage pass. Quit peeking through the window
• 1:19:42
  of the past. Court says safety, you twist that
• 1:19:44
  line. Follow somebody every lunchtime. That camera
• 1:19:47
  for a case, not a private chase. Not a shortcut
• 1:19:49
  to invade somebody's space. If the law says stop,
• 1:19:51
  then put it away. No creepy little hunt at the
• 1:19:53
  end of the day. Hands off the feed. Hello? badge.
• 1:20:08
  Imagine that. Locked cameras suck. Hear the whole
• 1:20:11
  room shout. Power without limits. We're calling
• 1:20:15
  it out. No more stalking. No more spying. No
• 1:20:19
  more loopholes. No more lying. Locked cameras
• 1:20:22
  suck. Be our turn it up. License plate scan.
• 1:20:34
  Who gave you the right to build Somebody's life.
• 1:20:37
  Public safety doesn't mean private control. A
• 1:20:39
  badge ain't a key to somebody's soul. If your
• 1:20:41
  old relationship in the last spring, that doesn't
• 1:20:43
  make surveillance your wedding ring. Use tools
• 1:20:45
  with rules. Log every view. And remember the
• 1:20:47
  people being watched are human fools. Off the
• 1:20:49
  feed. Lose out the file. Respect goes further
• 1:20:53
  than a Not revenge Dressed up As authority Accountability
• 1:21:20
  Sunshine Oversight Keep the public safe Without
• 1:21:24
  killing privacy rights Block cameras up When
• 1:21:29
  they're used like that Watching X's Abusing the
• 1:21:32
  badge Imagine that Block cameras up Let the record
• 1:21:37
  ring out Poppy hour says misused Oh yeah Right
• 1:21:45
  now. These little devices have caused a lot of
• 1:21:55
  controversy. I was wondering what they were when
• 1:21:58
  I first saw them. I thought it was like solar.
• 1:22:00
  In Central Florida and nationwide. We're talking
• 1:22:03
  about flock cameras and license plate readers.
• 1:22:05
  A few days ago, about three days ago, the state
• 1:22:08
  of Florida has required that all of the flock
• 1:22:10
  cameras have to come down from state highways,
• 1:22:13
  and they've been given 30 days to do that. Hell
• 1:22:15
  yeah! Each agency. Man, DeSantis makes me hate
• 1:22:20
  them less by liking it. From police departments
• 1:22:23
  to sheriff departments have been sharing their
• 1:22:25
  thoughts on. Or I mean by not liking it. This
• 1:22:27
  new memo from the Florida Department of Transportation.
• 1:22:29
  But some sheriff's offices. Man, this reporter's
• 1:22:32
  got really cute eyes. Like Orange County and
• 1:22:35
  Volusia County still say that there's a benefit
• 1:22:37
  to these. Watch out for those counties. Those
• 1:22:42
  dirty pigs. That's all that is. Who's watching
• 1:22:50
  the people watching us? One case of flock misuse
• 1:22:55
  may be a snapshot of a bigger oversight problem.
• 1:22:58
  You don't say. Like I said, there's 108 ,000
• 1:23:02
  towns in America. If one cop from every department's
• 1:23:07
  misusing it, you have 108 ,000 cops. I'm News
• 1:23:09
  5 Investigator Tara Morgan and Ohio Law... Ah,
• 1:23:13
  so an Ohio lawmaker wants to get rid of it. Mm
• 1:23:15
  -hmm. Action is Jax has told you about people
• 1:23:19
  vandalizing flock cameras. Check this out. Action
• 1:23:22
  is Jax came across a person cutting down a flock
• 1:23:24
  camera yesterday in St. Johns County. This is
• 1:23:28
  on Dermot Creek Boulevard near Florida. All right,
• 1:23:30
  so that happened. Happened here. I'm Chad Mills
• 1:23:35
  in Pinellas County where a fight is brewing over
• 1:23:38
  whether cameras like those may... I'm going to
• 1:23:40
  tell you right now before it even begins. I do
• 1:23:42
  not like Sheriff Bob of Pinellas County. I know
• 1:23:46
  a lot of Pinellas County residents that were
• 1:23:48
  born and raised here. And everybody has a story
• 1:23:51
  about this douchebag. He's a power hungry moron
• 1:23:55
  and he's dirty. And I have friends in the comic
• 1:23:58
  community that have been to jail before. And
• 1:24:00
  I know it's not supposed to be a fun place. But
• 1:24:02
  they dehumanize you worse than... People I know
• 1:24:04
  that have been in Hillsborough County side. They're
• 1:24:06
  just douchebags. Of course he's going to like
• 1:24:10
  flock cameras. He's a pig. Manufactured by flock
• 1:24:12
  safety. should remain on county roads. We cannot
• 1:24:16
  fight crime in the Stone Age. Pinellas County
• 1:24:18
  Sheriff Bob Goltieri. You have the Stone Age,
• 1:24:21
  but you guys are misusing it. That's the problem.
• 1:24:23
  You can like it all you want. Oh, Flock, shut
• 1:24:26
  up. You're misusing it. Making the case for Flock
• 1:24:30
  and other license plate reading cameras. Even
• 1:24:32
  though the state has ordered those cameras removed
• 1:24:34
  from state highways. Goltieri won't voluntarily
• 1:24:37
  remove the 50 years. God, he looks just like
• 1:24:40
  a penis. He literally is a dickhead. Man, I have
• 1:24:46
  so many stories about him. But I don't know if
• 1:24:50
  they're true, so I ain't gonna say it. So license
• 1:24:52
  plate cameras that are along county roads. It
• 1:24:54
  just makes sense that he would like it. And I'm
• 1:24:58
  not anti -cop. Obviously, you saw in Seattle
• 1:25:01
  when they had that area where there were no cameras
• 1:25:03
  or no cops. everything went to crap but i don't
• 1:25:06
  like when cops are looking for things i wish
• 1:25:10
  there could just be a day if there's no arrests
• 1:25:12
  or no reason to pull people over whatever but
• 1:25:16
  they're always looking for things especially
• 1:25:18
  in pinellas county he says they've helped deputies
• 1:25:22
  recover stolen cars find missing people and that's
• 1:25:25
  great for every uh Two stories of cops using
• 1:25:29
  it correctly. There's about six of cops misusing
• 1:25:33
  it. So shut your ass. Solve violent crimes. That's
• 1:25:37
  great. It's wonderful. Only use it for that,
• 1:25:40
  but you're not. Taking away the tools that lead
• 1:25:42
  to effective crime reduction. And getting rid
• 1:25:46
  of things that, you know, let us stalk our lives
• 1:25:48
  because we think they're cheating on us while
• 1:25:50
  we're on the force. Lead to crime increasing.
• 1:25:52
  And the only winners of that happens are the
• 1:25:55
  criminals. Are, you know, the ex -girlfriends
• 1:25:57
  that don't want to be stalked, you moron. But
• 1:25:59
  Pinellas County Commissioner Vince Nowicki says
• 1:26:02
  the technology has gone too far. And so I've
• 1:26:05
  gotten several emails and dozens of phone calls
• 1:26:08
  over the last few weeks that this is a a privacy
• 1:26:11
  issue you don't say breaking news becoming a
• 1:26:16
  police state new wiki has drawn up a plan that
• 1:26:19
  would end the county's contracts with flock and
• 1:26:21
  other license plate camera providers and we didn't
• 1:26:24
  even get the vote on it it just came out of nowhere
• 1:26:26
  oh wow let me see 54th avenue i know where that
• 1:26:29
  is interesting there's one right there remove
• 1:26:32
  the cameras from county roads cultieri says that's
• 1:26:36
  the wrong approach But his defense also raised
• 1:26:39
  questions about what protections are in place
• 1:26:42
  to prevent the cameras. Yeah, whenever you talk
• 1:26:44
  to a cop that's for it or a Republican that's
• 1:26:47
  for it, they're like, well, you can't describe
• 1:26:50
  it. And you also stalk people. From being misused.
• 1:26:53
  Gaultieri says deputies are supposed to enter
• 1:26:56
  a case number with every camera search. Yeah,
• 1:26:58
  but they're not doing that, buddy. That's the
• 1:27:00
  problem. Is they're not doing that. But he acknowledged
• 1:27:06
  the system allows them to search without those
• 1:27:09
  case numbers. Yeah, you could, like, have a warrant
• 1:27:12
  to use it. That's fine. But you're pretty much
• 1:27:14
  admitting, I like it because I can stalk people.
• 1:27:17
  God, Bob, you're a douche. You make Grady Judd
• 1:27:21
  look like a saint. And that's freaking hard.
• 1:27:23
  And everyone knows I'm team Chad Chronister.
• 1:27:28
  Hey, y 'all. I'm on fire. I'm gonna kill him.
• 1:27:38
  Yo, yo, static crackles, Hoppy on the air Spilling
• 1:27:42
  radio secrets, man, he don't care Airing out
• 1:27:45
  the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ drama, he's
• 1:27:48
  the one who dares Program directors scheming
• 1:27:51
  in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged like
• 1:27:54
  monsoons Fake callers on the line, they rehearse
• 1:27:57
  too soon Truth hits harder than the bass line,
• 1:27:59
  boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting the truth
• 1:28:02
  Pulling back the curtain, exposing the bull No
• 1:28:05
  more lies, no more lies He got the receipts,
• 1:28:09
  callin' out the spies Morning shows faker than
• 1:28:11
  they last at six Producers goes right, hosts
• 1:28:14
  rate his scripts Interns runnin' miles, unpaid
• 1:28:17
  trips While the suits sip coffee, countin' clicks
• 1:28:20
  He's the voice of the FM fizz Mic in hand, cuttin'
• 1:28:25
  through veneers Pullin' cards, no regard for
• 1:28:27
  careers Broadcast assassin, they all in tears
• 1:28:30
  Jingle, jinglin', fake content's ringin' Same
• 1:28:33
  top 40, same song singin' Drinks all clingin'
• 1:28:38
  Poppies here with the tea still singin' No! Happy
• 1:28:46
  Hot Topic! Premier Networks has extended its
• 1:28:49
  partnership with Clay Travis, keeping him alongside
• 1:28:51
  Buck Sexton on Man, Buck just looks like a douchebag.
• 1:28:54
  I have a love hate with Clay. He obsesses over
• 1:28:57
  conservative points, but I do like his loudmouth
• 1:29:01
  personality. I liked it when he did the Outkick
• 1:29:03
  morning show. Outkick the coverage on Fox Sports
• 1:29:06
  like 10 years ago. National Radio. The deal also
• 1:29:08
  expands iHeartMedia's relationship with Travis's
• 1:29:10
  new sport and state. That's good! Media Company.
• 1:29:14
  as the two sides will partner to launch a new
• 1:29:15
  podcast network tied to Travis' broader media
• 1:29:17
  operations. In addition, iHeartMedia will handle
• 1:29:20
  advertising sales across Portland State's digital
• 1:29:22
  and web content. Fox News continued to dominate
• 1:29:25
  the cable news ratings in August, led by the
• 1:29:27
  month's top -rated program, The Five. The Fox
• 1:29:29
  News program averaged 3 .3 million total viewers
• 1:29:32
  during the month, remaining as cable news' most
• 1:29:34
  -watched show in August. Meanwhile... Yeah, I
• 1:29:35
  don't like any of the cable news, but there's
• 1:29:37
  something about Fox News, even though I can't
• 1:29:40
  stand it, that it's got the best production.
• 1:29:42
  Like, CNN... You feel like I'm being bitched
• 1:29:44
  at? And MSNBC is the snooze fest. CNN saw another
• 1:29:47
  promising... MSNBC hasn't been good since when
• 1:29:50
  they had Don Imus. Month of growth as the network
• 1:29:51
  saw a 45 .1 % year -over -year gain in primetime
• 1:29:54
  compared to last August. Six NHL clubs are moving
• 1:29:57
  their local streaming rights to Amazon Prime
• 1:29:59
  Video. Ah, here comes all the frickin' boomers
• 1:30:02
  complaining about it. Beginning with the 2026
• 1:30:05
  -2027 season. Starting next season, the Carolina
• 1:30:07
  Hurricanes, Anaheim Ducks, Columbus Blue Jackets,
• 1:30:09
  Dallas Stars, Minnesota Wild, and St. Louis Blues
• 1:30:12
  will stream... Oh yeah, Minnesota ain't going
• 1:30:14
  to like that. Here's Mike McVeigh. I do believe
• 1:30:17
  that a big way out for all of us, once finances
• 1:30:21
  are taken care of, is going to be multi -platform.
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  I don't think this group will yell about radio,
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  but often when I say we need to stop calling
• 1:30:33
  it radio, radio is a delivery thing. I don't
• 1:30:38
  know if it should be called audio, but all I
• 1:30:39
  know is this. tim roberts morning show in detroit
• 1:30:45
  is on air on social media on streaming on reels
• 1:30:49
  that's where we have to be more platforms more
• 1:30:53
  distribution uh more sharing the wealth and you
• 1:30:56
  know passing it to the next generation and we
• 1:30:59
  have to focus on that thing that seems to be
• 1:31:01
  cut first and that's talent and so my state of
• 1:31:06
  the station would be The times are tough. They're
• 1:31:12
  going to get tougher before we get through it.
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  This is my homie, Mike McVeigh. That's just where
• 1:31:17
  I think we are. If you ever read Chuck Yeager's
• 1:31:21
  book, who was a pilot who was the first guy to
• 1:31:23
  break the sound barrier, his plane was shaking
• 1:31:26
  apart before he broke the sound barrier. And
• 1:31:30
  once he broke the sound barrier, it got smooth.
• 1:31:34
  We're still having bolts fall out of the plane.
• 1:31:37
  I love Mike McVeigh. I love my phone conversations
• 1:31:39
  with him. Here's one of my favorite guys from
• 1:31:41
  Fox News. I don't always agree with him, but
• 1:31:43
  he's hilarious. Jimmy Fallon, not Fallon, Jimmy
• 1:31:46
  Fallon, talking about Jay -Z. This is going to
• 1:31:48
  sound highbrow, but I was once hanging out at
• 1:31:50
  a strip club called Tens around the block from
• 1:31:52
  here. And when we first started doing comedy,
• 1:31:56
  maybe you remember this, when Giuliani rezoned
• 1:31:58
  the city, in order for the strip clubs to keep
• 1:32:00
  their liquor licenses, they had to put on a 50
• 1:32:03
  -50 show. So half strip club, the easiest thing
• 1:32:07
  to bring in was comedy. So my first open mics
• 1:32:09
  were at 10s, where you were performing on one
• 1:32:11
  stage, there was literally a stripper on the
• 1:32:13
  other. As you'd imagine, nobody was looking at
• 1:32:15
  you, okay? So I was sitting there bombing, you
• 1:32:18
  know, probably within an inch of my life for
• 1:32:20
  about six months, and one night I overheard a
• 1:32:22
  conversation between Jay -Z and Dr. J. It blew
• 1:32:26
  my mind, but Jay -Z had said to Dr. J, you can't
• 1:32:30
  make art with business in mind. And he was like,
• 1:32:33
  when I'm writing a song, I'm trying to make sure
• 1:32:35
  it really hits here and that I'm really connected
• 1:32:38
  and it sounds good and it's a banger. And I trust
• 1:32:40
  that they'll either A, be a market or B, people
• 1:32:43
  on my team that know how to create one. So I
• 1:32:45
  go on TV every day or radio every day just thinking
• 1:32:49
  about the strippers at 10. He's a funny guy.
• 1:32:54
  All right, time for NFL news. So, if you're listening
• 1:33:04
  on Monday, on Fresno, there's two days until
• 1:33:08
  the NFL comes back. If you're listening on September
• 1:33:11
  4th, there is five days. But either way, the
• 1:33:16
  NFL's right around the corner, and everyone's
• 1:33:19
  excited. I'm very curious about everything going
• 1:33:24
  on with the Chicago Bears. But first, 856. 49
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  Hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. 6
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  -7! Mark Sanchez pleaded guilty in assault for
• 1:33:36
  the crime of the old man in downtown Indianapolis.
• 1:33:40
  And we'll have some good news about Indianapolis
• 1:33:42
  in a second. But you can always go to my website
• 1:33:46
  for all the info on this show. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:33:49
  .com R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -P -E Radio. Oh yeah,
• 1:33:54
  but first, let's let this play out. I think it's
• 1:34:13
  a combination of things. This morning, former
• 1:34:15
  NFL star Tony Romo breaking his silence, speaking
• 1:34:19
  out for the first time since CBS Sports put him
• 1:34:22
  on leave following his arrest earlier this summer
• 1:34:24
  in Milwaukee. You're under arrest for... Okay.
• 1:34:28
  We'll get to that. Yeah, that was a cop you do.
• 1:34:33
  I don't want to piss on her. She's an annoying
• 1:34:35
  broad. Here is Aaron Andrews talking about Seattle.
• 1:34:49
  Well, I know you're an Eagles fan. Yeah. they
• 1:34:52
  are very intimidating they are as advertised
• 1:34:55
  i will say oh alex cooper's from philly that
• 1:34:58
  makes sense have you been to a game in seattle
• 1:35:00
  no wow oh really wild loud yeah look at her no
• 1:35:06
  on her sports like oh yeah you're stupid they
• 1:35:11
  bring it they you would never expect that have
• 1:35:14
  you watched the game honey bring it it is i don't
• 1:35:17
  need to listen to stupid Let's see here. Here's
• 1:35:23
  a fake 49ers player, Dajon Love, told women he
• 1:35:27
  likes to talk to one person at a time. The thing
• 1:35:30
  is, is that with dating these days, it's a big
• 1:35:33
  on to the next culture. I used to call it cancel
• 1:35:37
  culture, which is still kind of there, but on
• 1:35:41
  to the next. And what I mean by that is you got
• 1:35:43
  men and women. who are on the app you got all
• 1:35:47
  of these options and a lot of times people believe
• 1:35:50
  that it's greener on the other side what is he
• 1:35:54
  talking about he's a sociopath so if you guys
• 1:35:57
  are talking and getting to know each other and
• 1:35:58
  you say something that he don't like or he says
• 1:36:01
  something you don't like versus then working
• 1:36:05
  it out and trying to uncover work it out it's
• 1:36:08
  a good edm song or while somebody said i All
• 1:36:10
  right, there's none. Here's Mike Tomlin telling
• 1:36:13
  Dan Patrick he hates the Ravens. Creants or the
• 1:36:16
  Ravens more? Oh, certainly the Ravens. Okay.
• 1:36:21
  And just because of the intimacy of it, it starts
• 1:36:25
  in your division. Before you can dominate the
• 1:36:28
  AFC and the NFL, you've got to dominate the division.
• 1:36:31
  And certainly... We've been in close quarters
• 1:36:33
  with those guys a lot over the years. But no
• 1:36:36
  problems with the Patriots. You were okay with
• 1:36:39
  Belichick and Brady? Oh, yeah, man. Actual respect.
• 1:36:44
  Respect, certainly, what they were able to do.
• 1:36:46
  A lot of times I have a feeling of what they're
• 1:36:47
  going to say, and I'm usually correct. Love competed
• 1:36:50
  against them. There's that. Adam Schefter says
• 1:36:54
  they're going to... One year after Bill Belichick
• 1:36:58
  got denied in his first year of eligibility,
• 1:37:01
  The Pro Football Hall of Fame has overhauled
• 1:37:03
  its selection process, so that's good. Let me
• 1:37:07
  see. Here's a bell of danger talking about how
• 1:37:12
  much money she makes. I mean, in general? No.
• 1:37:16
  What's the worst job you've ever had? Oh, my
• 1:37:18
  worst job that I've ever had. I mean, you started
• 1:37:20
  pretty early, too. I mean, you probably really
• 1:37:21
  had an entry. Yeah, I didn't really work a lot
• 1:37:22
  of jobs. All right. I don't even know what I
• 1:37:25
  said in my NFL news. Here's Mike Vrabel on the
• 1:37:26
  cheating scandal. Released or published its findings.
• 1:37:30
  after its review into Diana Rossini's recording.
• 1:37:33
  Curious if you have any reaction to that. No,
• 1:37:35
  I don't have any reaction, no. Nah, I'm kidding
• 1:37:38
  on my wife and I'm a coward about it. Mm -hmm.
• 1:37:40
  So E4, oh, E40. Mm -hmm. E40 was making fun of
• 1:37:47
  that Days on Love, whatever that fake comedian's
• 1:37:50
  name is. Mm -hmm. And we have the clip right
• 1:37:53
  here. But first, 856. 49 happy. That's 856 -494
• 1:37:57
  -6773. And The Athletic did find that Diana Rossini
• 1:38:01
  violated newsroom standards. Yeah, they usually
• 1:38:04
  don't like when you ride the dick of NFL coaches.
• 1:38:07
  You're covering. Here is E40 right here. I got
• 1:38:15
  to ask you about the most viral story, not just
• 1:38:17
  the sports world, E40. Dajon Love. He is the
• 1:38:22
  wide receiver for your... You heard about this
• 1:38:27
  guy? I don't know this guy. You haven't heard
• 1:38:30
  about the story, though? I've been hearing about
• 1:38:33
  a fake dude that tried to act like he was a 49er.
• 1:38:38
  If he don't know Water, if he don't know 40 Water,
• 1:38:40
  and he's a 49er, if I ain't never heard of him
• 1:38:43
  or met him, they should have asked me. Before
• 1:38:46
  they gave him the money or whatever, all the
• 1:38:48
  scamming, they should have said, let me call
• 1:38:49
  40, the Bang Bang Niner Gang guy. You understand
• 1:38:51
  me? Yeah, he's going to know. What are you going
• 1:38:56
  to know? Hello. Hey, 856 -49 -HOPPY. All right.
• 1:39:01
  It's time for Hoppy Soaps. Go. Brian Hoppy on
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  the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA drama,
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  breaking out the dreams. Fantasy Wives Wild,
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  all in on the schemes. These moves, man, he knows
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  Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe, legends
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  Behind the curtain, nothing left the same Javi
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  throughs, man, he knows it all He handles to
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  the court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll
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  have a ball Javi, I got that shock and awe Crazy
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  exes, wild and scandalous. League full of stories,
• 1:39:54
  ain't nothing fabulous. Ryan breaks it down,
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  Y 'all know the score, but he dies deeper. Locker
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  to the sleeper. Javi's hoops, man, he knows it
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  all. From scandal to the court, rise and fall.
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  Got that shock and awe Hoppy's moves, man, he
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  and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy,
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  yo, got that shock and awe Hoppy, yo, got that
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  shock and awe Hoppy, yo, got that shock and awe
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  Hoppy, yo, got that shock and awe Let's dive
• 1:40:57
  a little bit deeper into the story that you guys
• 1:40:59
  just can't stop asking about. And that's the
• 1:41:01
  NBA punishing the Los Angeles Clippers. Yeah,
• 1:41:04
  they're dumbasses. Over Kawhi Leonard's salary.
• 1:41:06
  And we've got the person to talk about this,
• 1:41:08
  WABC lead sports anchor and my friend Ryan Field
• 1:41:12
  with us. So Ryan, break all of this down because
• 1:41:14
  we understand that this was like a months long
• 1:41:16
  investigation. How did all of this start? Well,
• 1:41:20
  Morgan, this started last September after journalist
• 1:41:22
  Pablo Torre reported that Kawhi Leonard had a
• 1:41:24
  roughly $28 million four -year endorsement deal
• 1:41:28
  with Aspiration, a now -bankrupt environmental
• 1:41:30
  company that was also a Clippers sponsor and
• 1:41:33
  jersey patch partner. Leonard, though, did little
• 1:41:36
  or no public work for the company, and that's
• 1:41:38
  when suspicions were raised. Yeah, Leonard's
• 1:41:41
  an idiot. The NBA then hired a firm to investigate,
• 1:41:45
  and their findings concluded that the Clippers
• 1:41:47
  helped set up off -court income for leonard with
• 1:41:50
  four companies that also did business with the
• 1:41:52
  team so there's that and here's steve balmer
• 1:41:55
  a year a year ago saying they had nothing to
• 1:41:57
  hide it's really important to me to communicate
• 1:42:00
  to the nba ecosystem but particularly our clipper
• 1:42:05
  fans that we've been on the up and up since the
• 1:42:10
  day i bought the team and you know yeah and then
• 1:42:12
  you ruined everything circumstances were definitely
• 1:42:14
  tough we've really emphasized doing things the
• 1:42:18
  right way. Yeah, he kind of got them after the
• 1:42:21
  whole racism thing with Donald Sterling. I forgot
• 1:42:23
  about that. Man, that made Adam Silver look like
• 1:42:27
  a hero before he became a twat. It's the right
• 1:42:29
  way, whether it's the way we treat our fans,
• 1:42:30
  our players, our staff, the rules. Do things
• 1:42:33
  the right way. No, you don't. If you keep saying
• 1:42:37
  you do things the right way, you don't. Here's
• 1:42:40
  Stephen Curry talking about his love for Toronto.
• 1:42:42
  I love it. And what was the transition like?
• 1:42:45
  From Toronto, like, back to, like, the States
• 1:42:49
  and, like, Charlotte. You can tell this interviewer
• 1:42:51
  is stunned. Me too, bud. It was different. I
• 1:42:56
  love the city. It's so diverse. There's so much
• 1:42:59
  culture there. The Raptors, I was in the middle
• 1:43:02
  of insanity, so every game was unreal. Yeah,
• 1:43:09
  Vince Carter was a bum. Just too cold. We were
• 1:43:15
  just talking about that. It was just way too
• 1:43:16
  cold. I lived up there for three years while
• 1:43:19
  my dad was finishing up his career. The adjustment
• 1:43:23
  was kind of cool. Playing basketball, I was in,
• 1:43:25
  what they say, grade eight. And I was playing
• 1:43:28
  against... You played against Corey Joseph and
• 1:43:32
  Kelly Olin? Yeah, so they were all... I was playing
• 1:43:34
  for the Toronto Five. I can't remember which
• 1:43:35
  teams they were playing for. We had like the
• 1:43:37
  provincial championships in London, Ontario.
• 1:43:40
  So I got to play against the best of the best
• 1:43:41
  in Ontario. It was a different... It was the
• 1:43:45
  biggest basketball. It was basketball. So there's
• 1:43:49
  that. And then here's Paul Pierce talking about
• 1:43:51
  the fake NFL player. All right. This is what
• 1:43:56
  I want to say. We were dancing to this summer's
• 1:44:04
  anthem. My young and my right. Is that right?
• 1:44:08
  Miami. Where are my scanners? Ah, jeez. Everybody
• 1:44:15
  was like, this and that. There we go. There we
• 1:44:21
  go. All right, there we go. Riveting. Don't know
• 1:44:24
  how that has to do with the fake eye. Here's
• 1:44:26
  Glenn Powell talking about prison. Not Glenn
• 1:44:28
  Powell. Glenn Davis. Big baby Glenn Davis. You
• 1:44:30
  know what I mean? I first get there, somebody
• 1:44:34
  hand me a weed pen. Oh, yeah. Whoever he's ratting
• 1:44:37
  on is going to get in trouble. So I'm like, oh,
• 1:44:39
  shit. I'm in jail. I'm smoking good. Hey, I'm
• 1:44:44
  talking high. You know, and the next thing you
• 1:44:48
  know, I get a phone. I'm like, God damn. Like,
• 1:44:51
  this shit is crazy. Man, the rich and elite always
• 1:44:53
  get treated nicely, don't they? I go, fuck yourself.
• 1:44:55
  Yeah, were you surprised how easy? Man, I couldn't
• 1:44:57
  believe how easy it was. Like, I literally got
• 1:45:00
  a phone in two days. Oh, man. Whoever did that's
• 1:45:03
  in trouble. I had a phone so much that I never
• 1:45:07
  went up to the computer to put in my numbers
• 1:45:10
  for my family. So imagine that. I've never been
• 1:45:15
  to the computer lab. Or even on the wall phone.
• 1:45:18
  Never. Never. That's wild. Because when I got
• 1:45:22
  transferred, I was fucking naked. So there's
• 1:45:25
  that. There's this positive headline. How about
• 1:45:29
  a boost? You know what? Let's give you a boost.
• 1:45:31
  I'll try to do JVH proud here. The NFL season
• 1:45:33
  now, just a week away. Teams making their final
• 1:45:36
  cuts, deciding their game day rosters. And that
• 1:45:39
  extends to off the field as well as the critical
• 1:45:42
  support behind the scenes. So watch as an intern
• 1:45:45
  with the Indianapolis Colts gets a special surprise
• 1:45:48
  from tight end Tyler Warren. I knew you had an
• 1:45:52
  op. Make sure you read it. It says promoted.
• 1:45:57
  full -time actually that's awesome because there's
• 1:46:01
  no full -time jobs anymore this is actually amazing
• 1:46:03
  this is like winning the lottery now getting
• 1:46:07
  a full -time job then there's this Enes Kanter
• 1:46:16
  is taking the Chicago sky and the city of Chicago
• 1:46:20
  to court. I am so sick of Enes Kanter. I know
• 1:46:24
  technically what he's doing is kind of funny,
• 1:46:27
  but it's like, dude, you weren't that good of
• 1:46:30
  a basketball player. Obviously you were good
• 1:46:31
  enough to make it into the league. I'm not saying
• 1:46:33
  that, but I'm just saying you're obsessing over
• 1:46:36
  all these trans stuff in this short lifetime.
• 1:46:40
  I mean, I know you've become a Republican hero,
• 1:46:42
  but this is how you want to be remembered? being
• 1:46:45
  an annoying troll that makes all men look bad?
• 1:46:48
  Because the former NBA player has filed a lawsuit
• 1:46:52
  in federal court against both of those two groups.
• 1:46:57
  Yeah, he was just absolutely insufferable. You
• 1:47:00
  know, dating him, he would just be a complete
• 1:47:02
  narcissist. He's the type of dude, you know,
• 1:47:04
  if he's banging a girl from behind and there's
• 1:47:05
  a mirror, he's looking at him. Welcome to TMZ
• 1:47:09
  Sports. I'm Babcock here with Lucas Dillon and
• 1:47:12
  Tawanda. We said this wasn't over and here you
• 1:47:15
  go. It will not go away. It's absolutely insufferable.
• 1:47:19
  I was so excited when Angel Reese and Kalen Clark
• 1:47:21
  joined the league. I was like, yes, this is going
• 1:47:23
  to make women look good. And it's been the opposite.
• 1:47:27
  It's been a freaking headache. Exhibit A. Ed
• 1:47:31
  is canter today on Thursday in a, again, in a
• 1:47:35
  federal court in Illinois has filed a real deal
• 1:47:39
  lawsuit against again, not just has bitch slap
• 1:47:43
  face. Like, you know, he's had drinks poured
• 1:47:44
  on him in the club, the Chicago sky, the team
• 1:47:48
  that kicked him out and then banned him, but
• 1:47:50
  also the city of Chicago. Basically waste of
• 1:47:53
  frigging time, dude. Why aren't you even playing
• 1:47:56
  basketball anymore? Is Enos Cantor still in the
• 1:48:01
  NBA? Because I don't even know what he's doing.
• 1:48:04
  No, he's not in the NBA. He had an 11 -year career.
• 1:48:08
  That's fine. He did okay. You were in Oklahoma
• 1:48:10
  City, New York, Portland. You were okay, but
• 1:48:16
  like, you're just annoying, dude. You're just
• 1:48:18
  an annoying guy. Basically saying that they have
• 1:48:21
  conspired against him here because they don't
• 1:48:24
  like a lot of the stuff that he's been saying
• 1:48:26
  about. Yeah, you're an annoying guy. You can't
• 1:48:28
  just be talking smack about things and then getting
• 1:48:31
  mad when people have a rebuttal. That's the whole
• 1:48:33
  point, you idiot. Men in women's sports. Now,
• 1:48:38
  Cantor. announced the lawsuit on his social media.
• 1:48:42
  Oh, look at me. I'm not getting enough interaction
• 1:48:45
  today. Shut up. He actually put up a screen grab
• 1:48:49
  of the first sheet of the lawsuit. Go to the
• 1:48:52
  TMZ Sports website if you want to read more.
• 1:48:54
  This is going to get tossed out. What a waste
• 1:48:55
  of time. I'm so tired. Anytime I go to any part
• 1:48:58
  of a red city in Florida like Largo, they all
• 1:49:01
  are applauding him like he's a hero and I'm sick
• 1:49:04
  of hearing about it. We've got the entire thing.
• 1:49:07
  Along with the screen grab, he said this. See
• 1:49:11
  you in court. Um, well, if that's what you want
• 1:49:14
  to do, I mean, Rick Ross literally said, fuck
• 1:49:18
  it. Life's too short. I don't want to go to court.
• 1:49:21
  And then you have Enos canterling. I'm not even
• 1:49:23
  going to cut it. I got nothing else to do. Shut
• 1:49:26
  up. Yeah, nine. Yeah. Yeah. I will be about to
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• 1:50:47
  your soul. From Clearwater Waters to Ybor Streets,
• 1:50:50
  man, we documentin' life with those hip -hop
• 1:50:52
  beats. Turn it up now, let the world partake
• 1:50:55
  in the stories of the legends and the news we
• 1:50:57
  make. Good evening, I'm Jennifer Lee. Thanks
• 1:51:09
  so much for joining us tonight. I have such a
• 1:51:11
  crush on this woman. A split decision tonight
• 1:51:13
  from a Hillsborough County jury deciding the
• 1:51:15
  fate of a convicted killer. Jurors recommended
• 1:51:18
  Billy Adams face life in prison for the Loser
• 1:51:20
  thug. The death of his pregnant girlfriend and
• 1:51:23
  the death penalty for ending her unborn baby's
• 1:51:26
  life. And that's what happened. That's great.
• 1:51:28
  Not at all. What's going on here? All right,
• 1:51:31
  the secret is out. We now know the best Florida
• 1:51:34
  city to live in. And what city is it? Well, Hercules,
• 1:51:38
  since I'm in a good mood today, I'll give it
• 1:51:40
  to you right now. The best city to live in in
• 1:51:42
  Florida is Parkland. All right. I think it's
• 1:51:45
  St. Pete, but... Well, this is the first official
• 1:51:51
  day that these cars are taking riders... It's
• 1:51:54
  Waymo Cars! ...for an hour round. There you go.
• 1:51:59
  How friggin' riveting. Parking a big debate in
• 1:52:06
  Manatee County. Good evening, everyone. I'm Josh
• 1:52:08
  Benson. I'm Jennifer Lee. Thank you for joining
• 1:52:10
  us. Oh, yeah. Some neighbors say they're creating
• 1:52:13
  problems in residential communities, while rental
• 1:52:15
  owners say more restrictions could go too far.
• 1:52:18
  News Channel 8's Cassandra Mischak heard from
• 1:52:20
  the public while commissioners sat down to discuss
• 1:52:22
  what could change. With Labor Day right around
• 1:52:25
  the corner. Oh, yeah. Everyone's going to be...
• 1:52:29
  These short -term rental properties are gaining
• 1:52:31
  popularity. Oh yeah, everyone wants to just have
• 1:52:34
  a party at a rental, bang on some women, and
• 1:52:38
  go home the next day. But it's not all good news.
• 1:52:42
  Some neighbors are concerned. The bass is so
• 1:52:45
  loud, it goes through our house. Oh yeah, the
• 1:52:48
  frickin' boomers. Yeah. You guys totally didn't
• 1:52:54
  party in the 80s. Shut up. I haven't even been
• 1:52:57
  able. to sleep in my own bedroom now for a year.
• 1:53:06
  Wow, this just got kind of sad. I feel bad, but
• 1:53:09
  yeah, I could see. I mean, I've had neighbors
• 1:53:11
  throw parties. I can see how it's annoying. I
• 1:53:13
  don't know. Heated debate was back before Manatee
• 1:53:15
  County Commissioners Wednesday. They're taking
• 1:53:17
  a close... They need to have like a neighborhood
• 1:53:18
  of just all Airbnbs so that you can just party
• 1:53:22
  hard. ...look at whether the county needs stronger
• 1:53:24
  rules with short -term rentals. Yeah. If you
• 1:53:28
  have more rules, then you're gonna, you know,
• 1:53:31
  lose the business. I love this comment here.
• 1:53:36
  These people are stupid. We already have noise
• 1:53:38
  laws. Enforce noise laws and leave rental properties
• 1:53:41
  alone. If you don't like living near Airbnbs,
• 1:53:44
  don't live in places where Airbnbs are. You are
• 1:53:46
  wealthy enough to live on a beach. Go live somewhere
• 1:53:48
  else. I sound like a Looney Tunes character.
• 1:53:52
  These rich ladder -pulling losers want to use
• 1:53:55
  the powers of the government to fix their problems.
• 1:53:58
  Perfectly said. I almost got hit in the head
• 1:54:01
  by a golf ball. While I was cooking dinner. Those
• 1:54:04
  pushing for change. Shut up. You're at nine.
• 1:54:07
  Angels say their biggest concern is what happens
• 1:54:09
  when a vacation rental starts disrupting the
• 1:54:11
  people who actually live around it. Things like
• 1:54:13
  noise, too many cars, and large groups coming
• 1:54:16
  and going. Well, I can imagine a car situation.
• 1:54:18
  If you're going to a party, like this girl. I
• 1:54:23
  was hooking up with when she came to town and
• 1:54:25
  I went to Minnesota. She had an Airbnb and they
• 1:54:27
  had to be specific about where the parking is.
• 1:54:29
  That is kind of a hard problem. Paid all this
• 1:54:31
  money to live in peace. All right, shut up. You
• 1:54:35
  had the best life ever. Shut up. Here's a man
• 1:54:44
  being accused of entering a 93 -year -old woman's
• 1:54:47
  house. I'm 93 years old and I just woke up and
• 1:54:51
  somebody was standing over my bed. Pretty terrifying,
• 1:54:55
  right? That's the 911 call from a Hillsborough
• 1:54:57
  County woman who says she woke up to an intruder
• 1:55:00
  right at the foot of her bed. Happened around
• 1:55:02
  730 on Sunday. The sheriff's office says she
• 1:55:05
  initially... Oh yeah, he's just looking at his
• 1:55:07
  mugshot. He just looks like a 1025 The Bond listener.
• 1:55:11
  He thought the man was her grandson and called
• 1:55:13
  him a little closer. So that's what happened
• 1:55:15
  there. Yeah, he thought it was a grandson. It
• 1:55:16
  was not. New at noon right now, a former Rowan
• 1:55:19
  Salisbury school bus driver accused of having
• 1:55:22
  an inappropriate relationship with a student.
• 1:55:24
  This is supposed to be North Carolina news, but
• 1:55:26
  whatever. Taylor was arrested in Florida. Authorities
• 1:55:29
  say that they received a tip about the incident
• 1:55:32
  back in 2024. Man, I don't get pedophiles, dude.
• 1:55:35
  Kids are annoying. Jesus Christ. Meantime, a
• 1:55:38
  judge with the 12th Judicial Circuit has found
• 1:55:40
  himself on the other side of the bench after
• 1:55:41
  receiving a traffic citation for failure to give
• 1:55:44
  information at a crash. The case has been moved
• 1:55:48
  to Lee County. They're not going to like you
• 1:55:52
  in Lee County. If you're heading to Tampa International
• 1:55:55
  Airport for your holiday weekend getaway, get
• 1:55:57
  ready for a lot of company. Oh, yeah. It's the
• 1:56:00
  every day. Not every day. It's the thing that
• 1:56:02
  happens every holiday season. Christmas. Give
• 1:56:05
  you everything from Christmas, Memorial Day,
• 1:56:07
  Labor Day. It's the local news talking about
• 1:56:09
  how populated the airport is. Oh, geez. The issue
• 1:56:14
  of spending is on the table in Altamont Springs.
• 1:56:17
  I'm your Seminole County Community Correspondent,
• 1:56:18
  Mark Lehman. This all surrounds a budget hearing
• 1:56:21
  that is happening on Thursday. Two big items
• 1:56:23
  are on the chopping block. One is the Altamont
• 1:56:26
  Springs Library, which the city manager says
• 1:56:27
  is not sustainable, mainly because of low foot
• 1:56:30
  traffic. Yeah, you know, people don't care anymore.
• 1:56:32
  The other is Red Hot and Boom. Quite the opposite
• 1:56:35
  for that event, although both of these... Towns
• 1:56:39
  don't want to spend money for fun things. That's
• 1:56:41
  good. Well, right now, we are looking to find
• 1:56:43
  out what caused this serious crash in Marion
• 1:56:45
  County. It happened just before 4 .30 yesterday
• 1:56:47
  morning near U .S. 441 and U .S. 3. Man, there
• 1:56:50
  are so many car crashes in Florida. Everyone's
• 1:56:52
  a maniac. Maniac. Take a look. You can see that
• 1:56:57
  is a vehicle pinned underneath the tractor trailer.
• 1:57:00
  I hope he's not dead. Then there's this guy again.
• 1:57:03
  And here come the alligator whispers. What Amy
• 1:57:07
  is referring to are the hundreds of comments
• 1:57:10
  we've received on this post on the News 6 Facebook
• 1:57:12
  page. That post says, Florida lawmaker pushes
• 1:57:15
  gator act after woman killed by alligator in
• 1:57:18
  Seminole County. That post links to this article
• 1:57:21
  on clickorlando .com. Where are we getting? All
• 1:57:22
  right, so people are mad. Whatever. And there's
• 1:57:26
  this right here. This is an easy way to entertain
• 1:57:30
  kids, but handing your child a device to go online
• 1:57:32
  can introduce them to people they should not
• 1:57:34
  be talking to. Manatee County Sheriff's Office
• 1:57:37
  arrested 27 such people this summer, resulting
• 1:57:40
  in more than 250 charges. As FOX 13's Kimberly
• 1:57:43
  Cuisant reports for us now, the sting was...
• 1:57:45
  So they caught 27 people. There you go. And then
• 1:57:47
  there's this right here. I want to actually interview
• 1:57:49
  somebody from this campaign, Dump Duke. Everybody
• 1:57:52
  knows that I can't... Then Duke Energy. They
• 1:57:56
  literally screw us without lube. I'm Casey Albright
• 1:58:03
  and you're St. Pete and South Pinellas reporter.
• 1:58:05
  A local organization called Duke is making some
• 1:58:09
  major changes. I'm telling you, we need to get
• 1:58:12
  rid of Duke Energy. My favorite part is when
• 1:58:14
  they compliment themselves. Oh, we helped you
• 1:58:17
  out after the hurricane. That's what you're paid
• 1:58:19
  for. You're a company that provides power. Good
• 1:58:22
  for you. to both its name and its mission, now
• 1:58:26
  focusing on gathering petitions. I do look around
• 1:58:29
  and I just, it's like, how do people afford this?
• 1:58:32
  It's unbelievable. I know so many people, so
• 1:58:34
  many friends of mine have up and left because
• 1:58:36
  they're just like, well, what are you going to
• 1:58:37
  do? Yeah, I mean, the thing is, there's been
• 1:58:39
  times I haven't had enough money to pay and I
• 1:58:41
  had to push it back. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:58:43
  I had to like push, and they only allow you to
• 1:58:46
  push back your date of payments twice a year.
• 1:58:51
  They should allow you every month to push it
• 1:58:53
  back if you don't have the fucking money. We're
• 1:58:55
  going to pay you. James Kidder is one of many
• 1:58:57
  people who live in St. Pete who say their power
• 1:59:00
  bills have gotten too high. It's just a depressing
• 1:59:02
  email. That or finding out someone got laid off
• 1:59:05
  at a job. Those are two emails you don't like.
• 1:59:07
  The Duke Energy bill and that. everything just
• 1:59:10
  adds up it's always some little ticky tacky thing
• 1:59:12
  and it's always just like yeah you always look
• 1:59:13
  at what they're what they're like um making you
• 1:59:16
  pay for it's like what is this new fee it's that
• 1:59:18
  we're screwing you without loop fee death by
• 1:59:21
  a thousand cuts you know many residents are fed
• 1:59:23
  up with the rising costs i will say the true
• 1:59:26
  heroes are the people that work outside for duke
• 1:59:28
  i love you guys the ceos screw you and now want
• 1:59:33
  to see the city move away from duke energy but
• 1:59:36
  they were supposed to move away in august but
• 1:59:38
  they were too lazy to come up with a plan so
• 1:59:40
  now we're working with them without a contract
• 1:59:42
  that's toxic and towards municipal run power
• 1:59:45
  a local organization called dump duke has been
• 1:59:48
  pushing for the change for months and on wednesday
• 1:59:51
  launched a new campaign i might start to listen
• 1:59:54
  to me if anybody from the dump duke campaign
• 1:59:56
  is listening i want to have all you on my show
• 1:59:59
  we gotta get rid of duke called Public Powers.
• 2:00:02
  Promise I won't y 'all if I interview you. St.
• 2:00:04
  Pete. It's a big time to do this and it's an
• 2:00:05
  important time to do it. There's some cute girls
• 2:00:07
  doing it too. Man, I could meet my future wife
• 2:00:10
  at the Dump Duke event. The organization is aiming
• 2:00:14
  to collect 20 ,000 signatures to place a charter
• 2:00:17
  amendment on the 2028 ballot that will allow
• 2:00:20
  residents to vote on where their power comes
• 2:00:22
  from. That should be what happens. We should
• 2:00:26
  be the one that choose it. Something like this
• 2:00:29
  is... Maybe it's not going to change the world,
• 2:00:32
  but it does feel like a small way of being like,
• 2:00:34
  hey, well, we can do a little something about
• 2:00:36
  it. And they're just such asswipes that Duke
• 2:00:38
  and the politicians, I swear, are in bed locally
• 2:00:41
  because they do nothing to get rid of them. Because
• 2:00:43
  frankly, they can afford the Duke bill, so they
• 2:00:45
  don't care. While many people agree with the
• 2:00:48
  change, other people say they want to keep Duke
• 2:00:50
  energy here in St. Pete. Who? The politicians
• 2:00:52
  that are in bed with them? Who? Because the company
• 2:00:55
  already owns and operates the current infrastructure.
• 2:00:58
  Okay, well that's the thing. Is they're doing
• 2:01:01
  hard. Makes me so mad. Just because you don't
• 2:01:05
  have the current resources doesn't mean you can't
• 2:01:07
  manifest it. Jesus Christ. We spent a whole year
• 2:01:13
  about the fucking Rays. Who gives a shit about
• 2:01:15
  that team? I mean, I know there's fans, but when
• 2:01:17
  it comes to Duke Energy or fixing the city after
• 2:01:19
  the hurricane, we've done nothing. Maybe Charlie
• 2:01:22
  Criss can help. I love just the way things are
• 2:01:25
  going right now. Because you're a rich boomer.
• 2:01:28
  Shut your ass. Sick of it. I'm getting worked
• 2:01:33
  up. Dump Duke. Yeah The stick's mad, but he been
• 2:01:58
  in these mics All in ten heights, now the Senate
• 2:02:01
  get tight From the berms to the block, that's
• 2:02:04
  a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his name
• 2:02:06
  on the lights He got callers on the line, tryna
• 2:02:09
  break they news From the side to the sticks,
• 2:02:12
  they relate to the views Every segment like a
• 2:02:14
  story from the avenue Turn slick, then he fact
• 2:02:17
  -check the attitude This that Chicago news Another
• 2:02:35
  hot day outside. We've been telling you about
• 2:02:37
  it. Temperatures feeling hotter than 100 degrees.
• 2:02:40
  Oh yeah, so that's the local news. When it's
• 2:02:43
  hot out, that's the big news in Chicago. But
• 2:02:46
  this next topic... Not only does it kind of fall
• 2:02:49
  into my wheelhouse of entertainment. All right,
• 2:02:53
  I'm not in the mood for it. It's a 13 -minute
• 2:02:55
  interview, but Kanye's returning to Chicago to
• 2:02:58
  perform at Soldier Field. Oh, Jason Enders is
• 2:03:00
  a loser. It was such an emotional day in court
• 2:03:03
  as those former patients faced the person who
• 2:03:06
  violated their trust. David Hanson pleaded guilty
• 2:03:09
  to just two counts, but during the hearing, he
• 2:03:12
  admitted to the allegations outlined in the entire...
• 2:03:16
  So he recorded 180 patients without their consent,
• 2:03:21
  a chiropractor. Mm -hmm. All right, time for
• 2:03:24
  Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem News. Oh,
• 2:03:31
  Jase. Winston -Salem. Tune in, baby. From Winston
• 2:03:38
  -Salem, I'm talking clean. Sterile on the breeze
• 2:03:41
  in my daily routine. Got the draw when I roll
• 2:03:44
  through the lines. Slow with the words, but the
• 2:03:47
  thought still shines. Riding Hoppy on the mic
• 2:03:49
  all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play. Say
• 2:03:53
  what he mean, let the truth come through. If
• 2:03:56
  he hit the room, then he hit the room. He don't
• 2:03:59
  bite his tongue. No, he let it fly If it's on
• 2:04:05
  his mind You hear it live Winston, sell him news
• 2:04:11
  Tell the truth Winston, sell him news Coming
• 2:04:17
  through Half an hour on the dial Let it loose
• 2:04:20
  Winston, sell him news It's the truth Winston,
• 2:04:26
  sell him news No, I'm not trying to be here all
• 2:04:30
  day. Man accused of exposing himself in a neighborhood.
• 2:04:36
  Cornelius police arrested Andrew Bruce. He just
• 2:04:39
  looks like a pedophile. The weekend. There you
• 2:04:42
  go. There's that and there's this. A disturbing
• 2:04:44
  story out of High Point where a man is facing
• 2:04:47
  charges after court documents say he's accused
• 2:04:50
  of throwing bleach on a woman. Oh, jeez. He's
• 2:04:53
  expected to appear in court today. There you
• 2:04:56
  go. Delightful. And we got even more exciting
• 2:04:59
  news from Cleveland to end the show. and faded
• 2:05:29
  cabs past the preachin' hustle Corner kids tradin'
• 2:05:31
  maps where the vibe's Midwest but the struggle
• 2:05:34
  overlaps Cleveland news, where the truth gets
• 2:05:37
  raw Rust belt blues, every crack, every flaw
• 2:05:40
  Until it takes no sugar, no draw Hoppy on the
• 2:05:44
  mic spittin' facts no law Back alleys whisper,
• 2:05:47
  still grit in the air Hoppy pullin' cards, city
• 2:05:50
  troops lay bare Bar sharper than the skyline,
• 2:05:53
  no time to spare Opinions heavy as the lake,
• 2:05:55
  but he don't care Yeah, ecstatic hum in the booth,
• 2:05:59
  voice booming through the speakers, hitting with
• 2:06:01
  the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing the youth,
• 2:06:05
  uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy
• 2:06:08
  blends, no roasting, just grind every segment,
• 2:06:11
  a slice of Cleveland's mind. From the flats to
• 2:06:13
  the heights, salaries combined, unfiltered, unbothered,
• 2:06:17
  unrefined. Happy Hot Topic! Today a Stark County
• 2:06:37
  youth group, or youth minister rather, is facing
• 2:06:40
  multiple charges and we're told that this involves
• 2:06:43
  young people. Three young people specifically.
• 2:06:46
  A youth minister acting up? No way! Seems like
• 2:06:50
  it's the basis of religion. All the times in
• 2:06:53
  Cleveland... They used to harbor it here. We
• 2:07:29
  think this is art. It could be worse though.
• 2:07:32
  At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
• 2:07:37
  The masses, sports, you know, keep people from
• 2:07:39
  looking at their own lives and realizing how
• 2:07:41
  bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,
• 2:07:44
  if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange
• 2:07:48
  and brown every Sunday, you might realize I live
• 2:07:53
  in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies in a former
• 2:08:02
  life, you know? And then you look around at your
• 2:08:04
  tiny little house that you can't afford because
• 2:08:06
  of the mortgage prices and your horrible little
• 2:08:08
  sloppy kids who will have diabetes by the time
• 2:08:10
  they're eight because they live on corn syrup
• 2:08:11
  and lye. And then you look at your big bloated
• 2:08:15
  mess of a wife and she waddles towards you with
• 2:08:17
  her front butts going out over the top of her
• 2:08:19
  ass and wash jeans. And you think, I'm going
• 2:08:22
  to go shoot myself and my pregnant small girl
• 2:08:24
  daughter, right? Do you regret anything that
• 2:08:31
  you said about Cleveland? I don't regret it at
• 2:08:33
  all. Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's
• 2:08:38
  cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm
• 2:08:40
  going to Cleveland on vacation. I don't know.
• 2:08:43
  What's so good about Cleveland? Cleveland sucks.
• 2:08:50
  Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.
• 2:09:12
  what you look like on the outside, whether you're
• 2:09:15
  white, or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long
• 2:09:19
  as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy
• 2:09:22
  or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
• 2:09:26
  If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
• 2:09:29
  Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's
• 2:09:33
  all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one
• 2:09:36
  of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
• 2:09:38
  the morning. Like a dairy cow. Ah! Oh, yes! Yes!
• 2:09:47
  Oh! So if there's a few bucks left over, you
• 2:10:11
  know, go get some nice... Yeah, hey, I'd like
• 2:10:14
  a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have
• 2:10:18
  nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got
• 2:10:21
  an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,
• 2:10:24
  I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up here. I had,
• 2:10:27
  like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,
• 2:10:30
  this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the
• 2:10:34
  Sandman is coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs in four
• 2:10:55
  scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think
• 2:10:59
  they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was
• 2:11:03
  a nickname. You know, like Dr. Grace. God, you're
• 2:11:09
  stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass.
• 2:11:18
  What is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the
• 2:11:20
  TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker
• 2:11:23
  of Gals Gone Wild, comes a little something for
• 2:11:25
  the ladies. Sack Flashers! Awesome! Yeah! All
• 2:11:29
  right! It takes balls to do what they're doing,
• 2:11:32
  but these boys have got them and more. They're
• 2:11:34
  Sack Flashers! We love Sack Flashers! Oh, it's
• 2:11:39
  a sack attack! Order now and get Sack Flashers
• 2:11:42
  2. Sacks in the city, with bonus material. Mm
• 2:11:50
  -hmm. How do you call us? Get this free sack
• 2:11:51
  plus your school sack. Operators are standing
• 2:11:53
  by. You'd be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm
• 2:11:56
  -hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet night
• 2:11:58
  or something. Ooh, wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't
• 2:12:01
  they put them fire poppers up your buttholes?
• 2:12:04
  Now, that's a good... No, not that specific,
• 2:12:06
  sir. But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
• 2:12:09
  Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you
• 2:12:12
  not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
• 2:12:14
  verbulate that man's name in the house again.
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  I don't think you said his name. I swear they
• 2:12:20
  were too busy banging to exchange business cards.
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  Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox neither.
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  Sheriff says you race from down hell down to
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  or you don't go at all. Whoa, a real live robot.
• 2:12:40
  Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
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  to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
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• 2:13:52
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 2:13:55
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 2:13:58
  even fisting. The semen was so big. It's not
• 2:14:05
  lacking any meat. And that's what real women.
• 2:14:11
  Stop cussing. It looks like you went and got
• 2:14:14
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• 2:14:20
  Like, thank you. But also I would love to be
• 2:14:22
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  Every day, every day, every day, every day of
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  every day, every day of my weekend. We gon' bop.
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  I'll be free, can you blame it, make you rain,
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  but it drop, Leah Lee, okay, nigga, I'm just
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  like skin, I ain't Puerto Rico, Michael Jackson,
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  I'm amazing, come on, we're Caucasian, bitch,
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  I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a rave,
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  yeah, I'm token like the Taliban, tunes from
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  my garage, now my car, it's so hot, don't stop,
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  no, bitch, I land, and all this ain't juice,
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  man, but I'm on that juice, man, give me five,
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  all Every day my weekend We go bye -bye. We at
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  mariachi, whinin' like a motherfucker Today we
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  at unease money, fallin' like a motherfucker
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  Wastin' when they leave with bitches, chockin'
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  like a motherfucker Thursday we at purebottle,
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  eight, you know I fuck with pussy Overdosen'
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  on the strong, rollin' quarters of the bitch
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  Damn, it's Saturday, girls, the baddest in my
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  book I just won't write on end while you lame
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  niggas look Even on a Sunday, I don't take a
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  day Y 'all was clubbing and then staging in my
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  they take they shirt off Second, when they hear
• 2:17:38
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  out Every day, my weekend, living life on a path.
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  Every day, my weekend, I'm in a bar. I'm in a
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  all of that. We're going to come back on Happy
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  Hour and keep this party going and going. But
• 2:21:30
  let's hear it. Hammerin' Hank but you can hear
• 2:21:34
  the Hammerin' Hank show with Henry Oaks and Ryan
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  Happy on Spotify by searching up Hammerin H -A
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  -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show and check it out
• 2:21:43
  on his podcast feed people with autism are often
• 2:21:47
  treated like they are different believe me we
• 2:21:50
  are hi this is Henry Oaks but my buddies may
• 2:21:53
  have known me as Hammerin' Hank I was labeled
• 2:21:56
  as slow when I started school come to find out
• 2:21:59
  at the age of 12 the doctors decided I was autistic
• 2:22:02
  autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have completed
• 2:22:04
  an associate's degree in radio broadcasting and
• 2:22:07
  worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an on
• 2:22:10
  -air personality. So yes, I am different. People
• 2:22:12
  of autism have no needs no different than you.
• 2:22:16
  Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education
• 2:22:20
  and join the workforce. I did it, and so can
• 2:22:23
  anyone else of autism. So when you Meet them
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  with autism. Don't feel sorry for them. Work
• 2:22:30
  with them. Find out for yourself that autism
• 2:22:33
  isn't a disease, it's a condition. To find out
• 2:22:36
  more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
• 2:22:39
  .org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Blow
• 2:23:09
  the candles out. Blow the candles out. Blow the
• 2:23:13
  candles out. Sagittarius birthday November 27th.
• 2:23:16
  You will like that until I end up in the money
• 2:23:19
  heaven. They be thinking they be flaming and
• 2:23:20
  torching them with the bullshit they handing
• 2:23:22
  out. So let's just make a wish. Blow the candles
• 2:23:25
  now, blow the all -white phantom out I'ma kill
• 2:23:27
  them with the pants and the shirt and the shoes
• 2:23:28
  and the hat With the shades and the chain and
• 2:23:30
  the watch is the reason I be standin' now That's
• 2:23:31
  where ice will spin that cake while I lick the
• 2:23:33
  icing off the cake Uh -huh, it's good to be there,
• 2:23:35
  y 'all Come on, everybody, let's go and celebrate
• 2:23:37
  with me Doin' like my birthday, doin' like my
• 2:23:40
  birthday Doin' like my birthday, doin' like my
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  birthday Doin' like my birthday, doin' like my
• 2:23:46
  birthday Ella, ay, I'm an Ella When I get done,
• 2:24:20
  she gon' bring me my cheddar It's just a beginning,
• 2:24:24
  it only gets better Now wear my black hat, now
• 2:24:27
  wear my shirt, shirt Remember, do it like the
• 2:24:30
  last day of Earth, Earth And if you really want
• 2:24:33
  to spill on the deal, yeah Sound like a mug,
• 2:24:35
  yeah, slide in the mug Do it like my birthday,
• 2:24:38
  do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,
• 2:24:43
  do it like my birthday Just got my nails did,
• 2:24:51
  just got my hair done Just got this bad new Gucci
• 2:24:54
  bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt,
• 2:24:57
  skirt matching the blouse Chain matching the
• 2:25:00
  rank, yeah, I'm doing my thing Got, got so many
• 2:25:02
  haters, why is so many hating? Sick like a mental
• 2:25:05
  patient, I floss like a dentist patient This
• 2:25:08
  shit testing my patience, sick and working my
• 2:25:10
  nerves I'm getting spit I'm a hood star, and
• 2:25:30
  I'm partying like a rock star. Yeah, I'm better
• 2:25:32
  on lean. My pick's a game, meaning you can't
• 2:25:34
  upgrade me, mommy. I'm the guap, free team. I
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  do it like, I'm doing like, I'm doing like, I'm
• 2:25:40
  doing like, I'm doing like, I'm doing like, I'm
• 2:25:41
  doing like, I'm doing like, I'm doing like. That's
• 2:25:51
  what we say around here. I'm out. I'm out. I'm
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  out. I'm out. That's how I'ma do it when I do
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  St. Petersburg. Women's self -defense classes,
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  kids classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell
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  you need. I'll go. Hi there. What's JaysPrinting
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  .com? The best printing company in all the Bay
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  Area. Business cards, posters, yard signs, whatever
• 2:27:53
  the hell you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there.
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  Finally, I mentally all like name. Mm -hmm. If
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  you live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
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  .net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going
• 2:28:11
  to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
• 2:28:13
  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
• 2:28:16
  DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
• 2:28:20
  truth is I have a condition known as autism.
• 2:28:23
  That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
• 2:28:26
  That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
• 2:28:29
  of who they are. People with autism normally
• 2:28:32
  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
• 2:28:34
  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
• 2:28:38
  In a recent study, people with autism People
• 2:28:40
  with autism are less likely to have a job and
• 2:28:42
  more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds
• 2:28:45
  by having loving friends and family, having a
• 2:28:48
  college education. I have even worked in the
• 2:28:51
  San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality
• 2:28:53
  for many years. Always remember that people with
• 2:28:56
  autism want the same things as you, to be happy
• 2:28:58
  and successful. To find out more about autism,
• 2:29:01
  please contact your local mental health center
• 2:29:03
  or visit autismspeech .org. And I appreciate
• 2:29:08
  your kindness. We got to remain. We got to throw.
• 2:29:23
  We got to get down on the floor. We got to get
• 2:29:35
  down on the floor. They the big man, make it
• 2:29:39
  change swang Pimps and the players gon' do the
• 2:29:42
  damn thing Comin' in the club, takin' over streets
• 2:29:45
  Takin' over man with the choked out beats Got
• 2:29:49
  em on charge, got em on lock Everywhere we go,
• 2:29:52
  guaranteed to blow the spot Messages to them
• 2:29:55
  haters, tryin' to say them gators Well it's gon'
• 2:29:58
  blaze ya, nothin' that's gonna save ya Bets on
• 2:30:00
  the streets, bets on the beats If you wanna bounce,
• 2:30:04
  bet, then report to me My city shot time Where
• 2:30:07
  I put it down, ain't no limit Drop a piece, about
• 2:30:10
  a pound I falls out a lot, cause you know I call
• 2:30:13
  the shots Stackin' paper like them bacon sodas
• 2:30:16
  in the pot We got the rimmin', we got the flow
• 2:30:19
  We got the mid -bend down on the floor We got
• 2:30:23
  the mid -bend down on the floor We got the mid
• 2:30:25
  -bend down on the floor We got the mid -bend
• 2:30:32
  down on the floor We'll see you next time. I've
• 2:30:55
  been drivin', I'm just parkin' like Pippin' Slide
• 2:30:57
  up in the club, bendin' manners in the 50s Don't
• 2:31:00
  fret, so clean, I'm slaggin' at my lip And what
• 2:31:02
  it is, what it do Come on, shout it, let me see
• 2:31:06
  you get loose If you bought it, you need to get
• 2:31:09
  some great goo And VIP, I'm puttin' my hands
• 2:31:12
  on you We got the rimmin', we got the drone We
• 2:31:16
  got the mid -bendin' down on the floor We be
• 2:31:19
  good, we be good We'll be right back. Nothin'
• 2:31:53
  in my cup, shit, it's all girl Now I'm hidin'
• 2:31:56
  the motherfucker makin' up words Lookin' like
• 2:31:59
  men, I like them light skin Two at a time, got
• 2:32:02
  them twinny twins win With Tony Gray, dude, back
• 2:32:05
  away in Seagram's gym Stay together in my glass
• 2:32:08
  like they all best friends I can't walk, I, I,
• 2:32:12
  I, I can't talk Broke from the day to the dark
• 2:32:16
  People all for square, but my goons don't pee
• 2:32:18
  This drink's on you, all eyes on me And niggas
• 2:32:22
  with me We be getting choked out We be getting
• 2:32:35
  choked out Outro Music The laughter's growing
• 2:33:26
  dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers without
• 2:33:29
  rings. VHX to FM. The shoutouts hit the street.
• 2:33:32
  But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 2:33:34
  the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close.
• 2:33:37
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter
• 2:33:41
  and joy dissolving in the air. But we'll keep
• 2:33:43
  the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. Phone
• 2:33:52
  lines buzzing with the laughter. Rolling dim,
• 2:33:54
  eardrums mixing Hoppy like fingers without rings
• 2:33:57
  Gating checks to FM, shoutouts hit the street
• 2:34:00
  But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 2:34:02
  the heat Oh, the Hoppy Hour is coming to a close
• 2:34:05
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
• 2:34:09
  and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
• 2:34:11
  the rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair Like clockwork
• 2:34:27
  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
• 2:34:29
  a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
• 2:34:32
  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
• 2:34:35
  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
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  becoming to an end Like a roll of coal just popping
• 2:34:46
  round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and japs,
• 2:34:49
  he's our daily grind Now silence louder than
• 2:34:52
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• 2:34:55
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• 2:35:33
  that, it's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 2:35:38
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 2:35:42
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• 2:35:45
  a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Happy hour is
• 2:35:58
  now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
• 2:36:14
  day. Good night and God bless America. Door is
• 2:36:21
  closing. Happy hour starts live in less than
• 2:36:23
  10 minutes. Stand by. Here you are. Something
• 2:36:29
  completely different. Oh, my God. Cannot believe
• 2:36:39
  I'm 33. And I feel like I have no one to, like,
• 2:36:41
  talk to about it besides millennials. So if I
• 2:36:44
  talk to any boomer, they're all like, well, you
• 2:36:46
  can be as old as me. I'm like, well, you guys
• 2:36:49
  could buy a house by making $10 ,000 a year.
• 2:36:52
  Not exactly excited about being a year older.
• 2:36:56
  I'm not mad about it. You would never think.
• 2:36:59
  You would listen to this show. And you would
• 2:37:04
  think that I love attention. I kind of do. But
• 2:37:15
  I like attention like anonymity attention. Like
• 2:37:20
  Penelope's podcast. Always on camera. That's
• 2:37:23
  fine. He wants to be seen. I post a five second
• 2:37:26
  video of me. It's on my social media. I like
• 2:37:29
  posting my show, outraging people, and then leaving.
• 2:37:35
  I just do it differently. So like, it's like
• 2:37:39
  getting phone call after phone call. They're
• 2:37:41
  fun. And it's, I don't want to come off like
• 2:37:44
  an ungrateful brat. That's the thing, is I feel
• 2:37:47
  like if people hear this and be like, you got
• 2:37:49
  mad. No, no, no, no. I just, I just, I don't
• 2:37:51
  know. It's not exciting. It's just another day.
• 2:37:56
  But then it's like September 4th comes and it's
• 2:37:59
  like, I have this weird love and hate with it.
• 2:38:02
  We're like, I love it. Mm -hmm. I love it when
• 2:38:07
  people call for my... I love hate it. So if someone
• 2:38:11
  calls for my birthday, I don't want that phone
• 2:38:13
  call, but I kind of like the phone call because
• 2:38:15
  of my ego. But then once it's over with, then
• 2:38:18
  I'm like, oh, can we go back to talking about
• 2:38:20
  me all the time? Mm -hmm. It's part of my only
• 2:38:23
  child syndrome. Mm -hmm. You know what I mean?
• 2:38:30
  Yeah. I'm really doing a good sales pitch out
• 2:38:34
  there. For dating me. I'm a real no one. And
• 2:38:43
  it's like friends that benefits I have. I don't
• 2:38:45
  know. This girl didn't hit me up. Whatever. Forget
• 2:38:50
  my birthday. My mom was like all sad that I was
• 2:38:55
  sad on my birthday. It made me sad. What an exciting
• 2:39:00
  segment this was, right? Just delightful radio.
• 2:39:06
  Because I try to be grateful. So I was talking
• 2:39:08
  to one family member. And this family member
• 2:39:11
  is not really into, like, radio and all. They
• 2:39:14
  want to remember me as, like, me in the 90s.
• 2:39:18
  They don't want to really think about, like,
• 2:39:21
  me, you know, talking about sucks out there.
• 2:39:22
  And the family member was like, well, you could
• 2:39:26
  be back in Cleveland. I was like, wow, thank
• 2:39:31
  you. You want to hear what it was like when I
• 2:39:34
  was growing up? Here's a little home video. Merry
• 2:39:36
  Christmas. There's my grandma. Okay, next. She's
• 2:39:42
  like me. She doesn't want to be on camera and
• 2:39:43
  she's drinking. Ah, Sam. Ah, it's such a visual.
• 2:39:49
  If you want to see any of my home videos, what
• 2:39:52
  you got to do is type in like... Hoppy, 1995,
• 2:39:55
  94, 96, 97. It wouldn't let me make a playlist
• 2:39:58
  because it's like trying to keep kids safe and
• 2:40:00
  it would have been nice to have it all organized,
• 2:40:02
  but they're all out there. If you want to see
• 2:40:04
  what it was like being mean, I love this generational
• 2:40:08
  divide that we have going on here. This generational
• 2:40:12
  divide is not like religious versus being atheists
• 2:40:17
  or boomers versus millennials, even though it
• 2:40:20
  kind of is. I love the radio hosts. I saw Anthony
• 2:40:25
  Cumbia made a video recently about, oh, and I'm
• 2:40:28
  a huge O .B. and Anthony fan. He unfollowed me
• 2:40:30
  on Twitter. I don't think he likes me anymore
• 2:40:31
  because I don't like Carl from Who Are These
• 2:40:33
  Podcasts. But it's the whole, oh, I'm on the
• 2:40:36
  radio and they're all just podcasts. It's just
• 2:40:39
  a part of the era of what we grew up in, dude.
• 2:40:41
  I don't know. I don't understand. The radio hosts
• 2:40:46
  in the 90s, all the Gen Xers when they were in
• 2:40:49
  their 30s, the boomers passed the torch and then
• 2:40:51
  the... Of course radio's still good for Gen X,
• 2:40:55
  because you guys didn't pass the torch. But then
• 2:40:58
  you wonder why everyone's going to kick, Twitch,
• 2:41:01
  stream, all of that, dude. You can't just re
• 2:41:05
  -fucking schedule, or not reschedule, but you
• 2:41:08
  can't just gatekeep and then be like, why is
• 2:41:11
  everybody under 30 not listening? Because they
• 2:41:13
  can't relate, because you're like their ugg.
• 2:41:17
  The other thing that's been driving me nuts recently
• 2:41:19
  is I feel like I've been having to defend Chicago.
• 2:41:21
  I go to this Calabar that's kinda magna, uh,
• 2:41:25
  maga, and they're just like, what's going on
• 2:41:28
  with Chicago? And I'm like, I don't know, man.
• 2:41:34
  Why don't we just leave Chicago alone? It's already
• 2:41:37
  the second city. It's already the forgotten city.
• 2:41:41
  Leave it, let it be. Let it suffer. We've suffered
• 2:41:46
  enough as a city. I love people that are like,
• 2:41:52
  oh my gosh, it must be so great being tall. Oh,
• 2:41:57
  it must be amazing. Yeah, I usually hurt my back
• 2:42:03
  when I'm sleeping. And I can't really lift anymore
• 2:42:08
  because of my back. Oh, it's wonderful and dandy.
• 2:42:11
  It's so amazing. Oh, it's great. You're never
• 2:42:19
  anonymous. Everyone always knows where you are.
• 2:42:22
  And this just in. I'm a clumsy guy. So I kind
• 2:42:26
  of manifest that. 8 -5 -6 -49 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4
• 2:42:33
  -6 -7 -7 -3. Also on my mind, it's this weird
• 2:42:37
  thing. And nobody else that I know on LinkedIn
• 2:42:39
  goes through this because a lot of my friends
• 2:42:42
  have normal jobs. but there's like these people
• 2:42:46
  from Dubai all their names are like MD Patel
• 2:42:50
  something MD Kash Patel I don't know and they're
• 2:42:55
  always like I get you 70 download top of podcast
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  chart if you sign up service they always have
• 2:43:05
  like the worst grammar and they all look the
• 2:43:09
  same they all look like they're from like Dubai
• 2:43:14
  And that they have like facial hair and it's
• 2:43:16
  just very strange. Very, very strange. Here's
• 2:43:20
  a video right here. Ask her out. Just do it.
• 2:43:23
  I don't care if you're our friends. I don't care
• 2:43:25
  if you're scared. I don't care if... And there's
• 2:43:27
  this girl at this smoke shop I've been really
• 2:43:29
  wanting to ask out. Mm -hmm. Think that you're
• 2:43:33
  trapped. Just ask her out. And if she says no,
• 2:43:35
  she says no, but you're not going to be wondering
• 2:43:37
  for the rest of your life. Yeah. I've done that
• 2:43:40
  before. Mm -hmm. uh there is a melinda gen z
• 2:43:48
  tampa bay morning radio host a female who uh
• 2:43:52
  followed me when she worked in another city and
• 2:43:56
  i think she might have heard a little bit of
• 2:43:58
  hoppy hour and uh i went to dm her the other
• 2:44:01
  day because she moved here i was trying to see
• 2:44:03
  if i could take her out and i saw she unfollowed
• 2:44:05
  me and i was like oh probably didn't Unlike the
• 2:44:10
  Taylor Swift rants, I'm kind of getting that
• 2:44:13
  kind of vibe. There's a certain type of girl
• 2:44:16
  that likes me. It's usually bisexual, free spirit,
• 2:44:18
  and they can, you know, not take jokes, but I'm
• 2:44:23
  not a pretty, I'm not ugly per se, but I'm not
• 2:44:27
  like, like I see like Scott Tablin on Fox 13.
• 2:44:31
  That's great. It's wonderful. It's dandy. Looking
• 2:44:34
  all handsome with his muscles and all. Like,
• 2:44:37
  ah, that'd be nice. But then also it had to be
• 2:44:41
  Scott Tavlin. Whatever. And then there's this
• 2:44:46
  right here. This is an easy way to entertain
• 2:44:49
  kids, but handing your child a device to go online
• 2:44:52
  can introduce them to people they should not
• 2:44:54
  be talking to. Manatee County Sheriff's Office
• 2:44:56
  arrested... 27 such people this summer, resulting
• 2:44:59
  in more than 250 charges. Fox 13's Kimberly Crisanto
• 2:45:03
  reports forced now to stay in Wisconsin. So they
• 2:45:05
  caught 27 people. There you go. And then there's
• 2:45:07
  this right here. I want to actually interview
• 2:45:09
  somebody from this campaign, Dump Duke. Everybody
• 2:45:12
  knows that I can't stand Duke Energy. They literally
• 2:45:16
  screw us without lube. I'm Casey Auburn, your
• 2:45:23
  St. Pete and South Pinellas reporter. A local
• 2:45:25
  organization called Dump... What up? baby. Duke
• 2:45:27
  is making some major changes. I'm telling you,
• 2:45:30
  we need to get rid of Duke Energy. My favorite
• 2:45:33
  part is when they compliment themselves. Oh,
• 2:45:35
  we helped you out after the hurricane. That's
• 2:45:38
  what you're paid for. You're a company that provides
• 2:45:40
  power. Good for you. To both its name and its
• 2:45:44
  mission, now focusing on gathering petitions.
• 2:45:48
  I do look around and I just, it's like, how do
• 2:45:50
  people afford this? It's unbelievable. I know
• 2:45:52
  so many people, so many friends of mine have
• 2:45:54
  up and left because they're just like, well,
• 2:45:56
  what are you going to do? Yeah, I mean, the thing
• 2:45:58
  is, there's been times I haven't had enough money
• 2:46:00
  to pay and I had to push it back. You know what
• 2:46:03
  I'm saying? I had to like push, and they only
• 2:46:05
  allow you to push back your date of payments
• 2:46:08
  twice a year. They should allow you every month
• 2:46:12
  to push it back if you don't have the fucking
• 2:46:13
  money. We're going to pay you. James Kidder is
• 2:46:16
  one of many people who live in St. Pete who say
• 2:46:19
  their power bills have gotten too high. It's
• 2:46:21
  just a depressing email. That or finding out
• 2:46:23
  someone got laid off at a job. Those are two
• 2:46:25
  emails you don't like. The Duke Energy bill and
• 2:46:28
  that. Everything just adds up. It's always a
• 2:46:30
  little ticky -tacky thing. And it's always just
• 2:46:32
  like... Yeah, you always look at what they're
• 2:46:33
  making you pay for. It's like, what is this new
• 2:46:36
  fee? We're screwing you without a loop fee. Death
• 2:46:40
  by a thousand cuts, you know? Many residents
• 2:46:42
  are fed up with the rising costs. I will say,
• 2:46:45
  the true heroes are the people that work outside
• 2:46:47
  for Duke. I love you guys. The CEOs screw you.
• 2:46:52
  And now, I want to see the city move away from
• 2:46:54
  Duke Energy. But they were supposed to move away
• 2:46:56
  in August, but they were... too lazy to come
• 2:46:58
  up with a plan so now we're working with them
• 2:47:00
  without a contract. That's toxic. And towards
• 2:47:03
  municipal run power, a local organization called
• 2:47:07
  Dump Duke has been pushing for the change for
• 2:47:09
  months. And on Wednesday launched a new campaign.
• 2:47:12
  I might start, listen to me, if anybody from
• 2:47:15
  the Dump Duke campaign is listening, I want to
• 2:47:17
  have all you on my show. We gotta get rid of
• 2:47:19
  Duke! Promise I won't yell if I interview you.
• 2:47:23
  It's a big time to do this, and it's an important
• 2:47:25
  time to do this. Ah, there's some cute girls
• 2:47:27
  doing it too. Man, I could meet my future wife
• 2:47:30
  at the Dump Duke event. The organization is aiming
• 2:47:33
  to collect 20 ,000 signatures to place a charter
• 2:47:36
  amendment on the 2028 ballot that will allow
• 2:47:40
  residents to vote on where their power comes
• 2:47:42
  from. That should be what happens! We should
• 2:47:46
  be the one that chooses! Something like this
• 2:47:48
  is maybe not going to change the world, but it
• 2:47:52
  does feel like a small way of being like, hey,
• 2:47:54
  well, we can do a little something about it.
• 2:47:55
  And they're just such asswipes at Duke. And the
• 2:47:58
  politicians, I swear, are in bed locally because
• 2:48:01
  they do nothing to get rid of them. Because frankly,
• 2:48:03
  they can afford the Duke bill, so they don't
• 2:48:05
  care. While many people agree with the change,
• 2:48:08
  other people say they want to keep Duke energy
• 2:48:10
  here in St. Pete. Who, the politicians that are
• 2:48:12
  in bed with them? Who? because the company already
• 2:48:15
  owns and operates the current infrastructure.
• 2:48:18
  Okay, well that's the thing, is they're doing
• 2:48:20
  hard. Makes me so mad. Just because you don't
• 2:48:24
  have the current resources doesn't mean you can't
• 2:48:27
  manifest it. Jesus Christ. We spent a whole year
• 2:48:32
  about the fucking Rays. Who gives a shit about
• 2:48:34
  that team? I mean, I know there's fans, but when
• 2:48:36
  it comes to Duke Energy or fixing the city after
• 2:48:39
  the hurricane, we've done nothing. Maybe Charlie
• 2:48:42
  Criss can help. I love just the way things are
• 2:48:44
  going right now. You're a rich boomer. Shut your
• 2:48:48
  ass. I'm sick of it. I'm getting worked up. Dump
• 2:48:53
  Duke. Whatever. Then there's this right here.
• 2:48:58
  Parking a big debate in Manatee County. Good
• 2:49:00
  evening, everyone. I'm Josh Benson. I'm Jennifer
• 2:49:01
  Lee. Thank you for joining us. Oh, yeah. Some
• 2:49:04
  neighbors say they're creating problems in residential
• 2:49:07
  communities, while rental owners say more restrictions
• 2:49:09
  could go too far. News Channel 8's Cassandra
• 2:49:12
  Mischak heard from the public while commissioners
• 2:49:14
  sat down to discuss what could change. With Labor
• 2:49:17
  Day right around the corner. Oh, yeah. Everyone's
• 2:49:21
  going to be potty. These short -term rental properties
• 2:49:23
  are gaining popularity. Oh, yeah. Everyone wants
• 2:49:26
  to just have a pot. Somebody had to rent an old
• 2:49:29
  van or something and go home the next day. But
• 2:49:33
  it's not all good news. Some neighbors are concerned.
• 2:49:36
  The bass is so loud it goes through our house.
• 2:49:40
  Oh yeah, the frickin' boomers. Yeah. You guys
• 2:49:46
  totally didn't party in the 80s. Shut up. I haven't
• 2:49:50
  even been able. Wow, this thing just got kind
• 2:50:00
  of sad. I feel bad, but... Yeah, I could see.
• 2:50:02
  I mean, I've had neighbors throw parties. I can
• 2:50:04
  see how it's annoying. I don't know. The heated
• 2:50:06
  debate was back before Manatee County Commissioners
• 2:50:08
  Wednesday. They were taking a... They need to
• 2:50:10
  have, like, a neighborhood of just all Airbnbs
• 2:50:13
  so that you can just party hard. ...look at whether
• 2:50:16
  the county needs stronger rules for short -term
• 2:50:18
  rentals. Yeah. If you have more rules, then you're
• 2:50:22
  gonna, you know, lose the business. I love this
• 2:50:28
  comment here. These people are stupid. We already
• 2:50:30
  have noise laws. Enforce noise laws and leave
• 2:50:33
  rental properties alone. If you don't like living
• 2:50:35
  near Airbnbs, don't live in places where Airbnbs
• 2:50:38
  are. You are wealthy enough to live on a beach.
• 2:50:40
  Go live somewhere else. Somewhere else. I sound
• 2:50:43
  like a Looney Tunes character. These rich ladder
• 2:50:46
  pulling losers want to use the powers of the
• 2:50:48
  government to fix their problems. Perfectly set.
• 2:50:52
  I almost got hit in the head by a golf ball while
• 2:50:56
  I was cooking dinner. Those pushing for cheap
• 2:50:58
  - Shut up! You're on nine. Angels say their biggest
• 2:51:00
  concern is what happens when a vacation rental
• 2:51:02
  starts disrupting the people who actually live
• 2:51:05
  around it. Things like noise, too many cars,
• 2:51:07
  and large groups coming and going. Well, I can
• 2:51:10
  imagine a car situation. If you're going to a
• 2:51:12
  party, like this girl I was fucking up with when
• 2:51:16
  she came to town and I went to Minnesota. She
• 2:51:18
  had an Airbnb and they had to be specific about
• 2:51:20
  where the parking is. That is kind of a hard
• 2:51:22
  problem. Paying all this money to live in peace.
• 2:51:25
  All right, shut up, Boomer. You had the best
• 2:51:28
  life ever. Shut up! Here's a man being accused
• 2:51:37
  of entering a 93 -year -old woman's house. I'm
• 2:51:40
  93 years old and I just woke up and somebody
• 2:51:44
  was standing over my bed. Pretty terrifying,
• 2:51:47
  right? That's the 911 call from a Hillsborough
• 2:51:49
  County woman who says she woke up to an intruder
• 2:51:52
  right at the foot of her bed, having around 7
• 2:51:55
  .30 on Sunday. The sheriff's office says she
• 2:51:58
  initially... Oh, yeah, he's just looking at his
• 2:51:59
  mugshot. He just... It's like a 103 .5 The Bond
• 2:52:03
  listener. He thought the man was her grandson
• 2:52:05
  and called him a little closer. So that's what
• 2:52:07
  happened there. He thought it was a grandson.
• 2:52:09
  It was not. Mm -hmm. New at noon right now, a
• 2:52:11
  former Rowan Salisbury school bus driver accused
• 2:52:14
  of having an inappropriate relationship with
• 2:52:16
  a student. This is supposed to be North Carolina
• 2:52:18
  news, but whatever. Ricky Taylor was arrested
• 2:52:21
  in Florida. Authorities say that they received
• 2:52:22
  a tip about the incident back in 2024. Man, I
• 2:52:26
  don't get pedophiles, dude. Kids are annoying.
• 2:52:29
  Jesus Christ. Meantime, a judge with the 12th
• 2:52:31
  Judicial Circuit has found himself on the other
• 2:52:33
  side of the bench after receiving a traffic citation
• 2:52:35
  for failure to give information at a crash. The
• 2:52:39
  case has been moved to Lee County. They're not
• 2:52:44
  going to like you in Lee County. If you're heading
• 2:52:47
  to Champ International Airport for your holiday
• 2:52:49
  weekend getaway, get ready for a lot of company.
• 2:52:51
  Oh yeah, it's the every day, not every day, it's
• 2:52:54
  the thing that happens every holiday season.
• 2:52:57
  Christmas. Give you everything from Christmas,
• 2:52:59
  Memorial Day, Labor Day. It's the local news
• 2:53:01
  talking about how populated the airport is. And
• 2:53:07
  his canter is taking the Chicago sky and the
• 2:53:16
  city of Chicago to court. I am so sick of Enos
• 2:53:20
  Kanter. I know technically what he's doing is
• 2:53:23
  kind of funny. but it's like dude you weren't
• 2:53:26
  that good of a basketball player obviously you
• 2:53:28
  were good enough to make it into the league I'm
• 2:53:30
  not saying that but I'm just saying you're obsessing
• 2:53:33
  over all these trans stuff in this short lifetime
• 2:53:36
  I mean I know you've become a Republican hero
• 2:53:39
  but this is how you want to be remembered being
• 2:53:42
  an annoying troll that makes all men look bad
• 2:53:45
  because the former NBA player has filed a lawsuit
• 2:53:49
  in federal court against both of those two groups.
• 2:53:54
  Yeah, he was just absolutely insufferable. You
• 2:53:57
  know dating him, he would just be a complete
• 2:53:59
  narcissist. He's the type of dude, you know,
• 2:54:01
  if he's banging a girl from behind and there's
• 2:54:03
  a mirror, he's looking at him. Mm -hmm. Welcome
• 2:54:06
  to TMZ Sports. I'm Babcock here with Lucas Dillon
• 2:54:09
  and Tawanda. We said this wasn't over, and here
• 2:54:12
  you go. It will not go away. It's absolutely
• 2:54:15
  insufferable. I was so excited when Angel Reese
• 2:54:18
  and Kaitlyn Clark joined the league. I was like,
• 2:54:19
  yes, this is going to make women look good. And
• 2:54:22
  it's been the opposite. It's been a freaking
• 2:54:25
  headache. Exhibit A, Enes Kanter, today, on Thursday,
• 2:54:31
  in a federal court in Illinois, has filed a real
• 2:54:36
  deal lawsuit against, again, not just... He just
• 2:54:39
  has bitch slap face. Like, you know he's had
• 2:54:41
  drinks poured on him in the club. ...the Chicago
• 2:54:44
  Sky, the team that kicked him out and then banned
• 2:54:46
  him, but also the city of Chicago, basically.
• 2:54:49
  What a waste of freaking time, dude. Why aren't
• 2:54:53
  you even playing basketball anymore? Is Enos
• 2:54:56
  Cantor still in the NBA? I don't even know what
• 2:55:00
  he's doing. No, he's not in the NBA. He had an
• 2:55:04
  11 -year career. That's fine. You did okay. You
• 2:55:07
  were in Oklahoma City, New York, Portland. You
• 2:55:12
  were okay, but you're just annoying, dude. You're
• 2:55:15
  just an annoying guy. saying that they have conspired
• 2:55:19
  against him here because they don't like a lot
• 2:55:22
  of the stuff that he's been saying about. Yeah,
• 2:55:24
  you're an annoying guy. You can't just be talking
• 2:55:26
  smack about things and then getting mad when
• 2:55:28
  people have a rebuttal. That's the whole point,
• 2:55:31
  you idiot. Men in women's sports. Now, Cantor
• 2:55:36
  announced a lawsuit on his social media. Oh,
• 2:55:39
  look at me. I'm not getting enough interaction
• 2:55:42
  today. Shut up. He actually put up a screen grab
• 2:55:47
  of the first sheet of the lawsuit. Go to the
• 2:55:49
  TNG Sports website if you want to read more.
• 2:55:51
  This is going to get tossed out. What a waste
• 2:55:53
  of time. I'm so tired. Anytime I go to any part
• 2:55:56
  of a red city in Florida, like Largo, they all
• 2:55:58
  are applauding him like he's a hero and I'm sick
• 2:56:01
  of hearing about it. We've got the entire thing.
• 2:56:04
  Along with the screen grab, he said this. See
• 2:56:08
  you in court. If that's what you want to do,
• 2:56:12
  I mean, Rick Ross literally said, fuck it, life's
• 2:56:16
  too short. I don't want to go to court. And then
• 2:56:19
  you have Enos cancelling. I don't want to go
• 2:56:21
  to court. And I got nothing else to do. Shut
• 2:56:23
  up. You're annoying. I'm Chad Mills in Pinellas
• 2:56:32
  County, where a fight is brewing over whether
• 2:56:34
  cameras like those may... I'm going to tell you
• 2:56:36
  right now, before it even begins, I do not like
• 2:56:39
  Sir Sheriff Bob of Pinellas County. I know a
• 2:56:42
  lot of Pinellas County residents that were born
• 2:56:45
  and raised here, and everybody has a story about
• 2:56:48
  this douchebag. He's a power -hungry moron, and
• 2:56:52
  he's dirty. And I have friends in the comic community.
• 2:56:55
  that have been to jail before, and I know it's
• 2:56:57
  not supposed to be a fun place, but they dehumanize
• 2:56:59
  you worse than people I know that have been in
• 2:57:01
  Hillsborough County side. They're just douchebags.
• 2:57:05
  Of course he's gonna like Flock cameras, he's
• 2:57:07
  a pig. Manufactured by Flock Safety, should remain
• 2:57:10
  on county roads. We cannot fight crime in the
• 2:57:14
  Stone Age. The Nellis County Sheriff, Bob Goltieri...
• 2:57:17
  You have the Stone Age, but you guys are misusing
• 2:57:19
  it. That's the problem. You can like it all you
• 2:57:21
  want. No, Flock cameras... Shut up, you're misusing
• 2:57:24
  it. Making the case for Flock and other license
• 2:57:27
  plate reading cameras. Even though the state
• 2:57:29
  has ordered those cameras removed from state
• 2:57:31
  highways... Gaultieri won't voluntarily remove
• 2:57:34
  the 50 or something. God, he looks just like
• 2:57:37
  a penis. He literally is a dickhead. Man, I have
• 2:57:42
  so many stories about him. But I don't know if
• 2:57:46
  they're true, so I ain't gonna say it. So license
• 2:57:48
  plate cameras that are along county roads. It
• 2:57:51
  just makes sense, like, that he would like it.
• 2:57:54
  And I'm not anti -cop. Obviously, you saw in
• 2:57:57
  Seattle when they had that area where there were
• 2:57:59
  no cameras or no cops. Everything went to crap.
• 2:58:02
  but I don't like when cops are looking for things.
• 2:58:06
  I wish there could just be a day if there's no
• 2:58:08
  arrests or no reason to pull people over, whatever.
• 2:58:11
  But they're always looking for things, especially
• 2:58:14
  in Pinellas County. He says they've helped deputies
• 2:58:18
  recover stolen cars, find missing people, and
• 2:58:21
  that's great. For every two stories of cops using
• 2:58:26
  it correctly, there's about six of cops misusing
• 2:58:29
  it. So shut your ass. Solve violent crimes. That's
• 2:58:33
  great. Wonderful. Only use it for that, but you're
• 2:58:37
  not. Taking away the tools that lead to effective
• 2:58:39
  crime reduction will inherit. And getting rid
• 2:58:42
  of things that, you know, let us stalk our lives
• 2:58:45
  because we think they're cheating on us while
• 2:58:46
  we're on the force. Really lead to crime increasing.
• 2:58:49
  And the only winners if that happens are the
• 2:58:51
  criminals. Alright. You know, the ex -girlfriends
• 2:58:54
  that don't want to be stalked, you moron. But
• 2:58:56
  Pinellas County Commissioner Vince Nowicki says
• 2:58:58
  the technology has gone too far. So I've gotten
• 2:59:01
  several emails and dozens of phone calls over
• 2:59:04
  the last few weeks that this is a privacy issue.
• 2:59:08
  You don't say. Breaking news. Becoming a police
• 2:59:13
  state. Nowicki has drawn up a plan that would
• 2:59:15
  end the county's contracts with Flock and other
• 2:59:17
  license plate camera providers. We didn't even
• 2:59:20
  get to vote on it. It's Came out of nowhere.
• 2:59:23
  Oh, wow. Let me see. 54th Avenue. I know where
• 2:59:26
  that is. Interesting. There's one right there.
• 2:59:28
  Remove the cameras from county roads. Gultieri
• 2:59:31
  says that's the wrong approach. But his defense
• 2:59:35
  also raised questions about what protections
• 2:59:37
  are in place to prevent the cameras. Yeah, whatever
• 2:59:40
  you talk to a cop that's for it or a Republican
• 2:59:43
  that's for it. They're like, uh, well, hey, hey,
• 2:59:46
  hey, it's country's criminal, and you also stalk
• 2:59:48
  people from being misused. Goltieri says deputies
• 2:59:51
  are supposed to enter a case number with every
• 2:59:54
  camera search. Yeah, but they're not doing that,
• 2:59:56
  buddy. That's the problem. Is they're not doing
• 3:00:01
  that. But he acknowledged the system allows them
• 3:00:04
  to search without those case numbers. Yeah, if
• 3:00:07
  you could, like, have a warrant to use it, that's
• 3:00:09
  fine, but you're pretty much admitting, I like
• 3:00:12
  it because I can stalk people. God, Bob, you're
• 3:00:15
  a douche. You make Grady Judd look like a saint,
• 3:00:18
  and that's freaking hard. And everyone knows
• 3:00:21
  I'm team, um, Chad Chronister. Hey, y 'all. Hey,
• 3:00:26
  y 'all. Jennifer Lawrence is getting candid about
• 3:00:30
  cosmetic procedures. Listen, Jennifer, you are
• 3:00:33
  so freaking beautiful. Mm -hmm. Oh, my God. I
• 3:00:39
  love the meat on your body. You look good. You
• 3:00:42
  don't need any procedure done. I don't understand
• 3:00:45
  why Hollywood is so hard on themselves. I know
• 3:00:49
  a lot of women are afraid to age. You know, just
• 3:00:54
  because of them not getting roles. But Jennifer,
• 3:00:57
  you are a beautiful woman. The Hunger Games actress
• 3:01:02
  reveals details to Vogue about her routine baby
• 3:01:05
  Botox while sharing her take on... Oh my god,
• 3:01:07
  I love just a naturally aging woman. A few wrinkles
• 3:01:12
  on your face is fine. It looks so fake. Plastic
• 3:01:18
  surgery, including the one procedure she's still
• 3:01:21
  not certain about. There's no baby doll. You
• 3:01:24
  don't need any procedures. You're... Unfortunately,
• 3:01:30
  I saw you naked when the fappening came out a
• 3:01:32
  couple years ago. Jennifer tells Vogue. You really
• 3:01:34
  like clam chowder, as Mike Kelton says. In an
• 3:01:37
  interview published on September 3rd. Oh, I'm
• 3:01:39
  really nervous about these fat transfers. Baby,
• 3:01:42
  you know, why are they doing this? Can someone
• 3:01:44
  just tell Jennifer Lawrence to listen to this
• 3:01:46
  segment? Can someone let them know it's going
• 3:01:49
  to be fine? I mean, Jesus Christ. I support other
• 3:01:53
  people doing them because I want to continue
• 3:01:55
  to watch and see what happens. Come on, man.
• 3:01:58
  You're fine. Literally and vaguely. But I don't
• 3:02:02
  know about that. I mean, I would love to have
• 3:02:04
  a buccal fat removal. No, just chill and make
• 3:02:07
  movies. You don't need anything done. I can't
• 3:02:11
  because everybody would know. But just know that
• 3:02:13
  I want that. You need help. You need to just
• 3:02:16
  get taken to Powtown. Jennifer also shares which
• 3:02:23
  beauty treatment she does partake in but doesn't
• 3:02:26
  exactly love. Yay. I hate getting my hair colored.
• 3:02:29
  I also hate going... I've heard it's very boring.
• 3:02:32
  ...to the nail salon. Well, if you hate going
• 3:02:33
  to the nail salon and getting your hair done,
• 3:02:35
  then don't do anything. Just age naturally, because
• 3:02:37
  you're so cute. Oh, geez. Hmm. It reeks! It really
• 3:02:50
  depends on when you're listening. This could
• 3:02:52
  be on Labor Day Eve, Hoppy Labor Day on Monday,
• 3:02:58
  Tuesday at 6 a .m. on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Whenever
• 3:03:05
  you're listening. I appreciate it. But why is
• 3:03:09
  it that women claim they want equal rights but
• 3:03:13
  then want Lindsey Clancy to get away with it?
• 3:03:15
  Man, fuck that. Why is it when Chris Benoit does
• 3:03:27
  it? He's a scumbag. But when Lindy does it, oh,
• 3:03:31
  she's so mentally ill and postpartum depression.
• 3:03:34
  Hey, my mom had postpartum depression. You know
• 3:03:38
  what she did in the 90s? She talked a lot. She
• 3:03:40
  didn't murder me. I think some of you wish she
• 3:03:43
  did. Mm -hmm. All kids out of the pool for adult
• 3:03:48
  swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning
• 3:03:58
  show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.
• 3:04:04
  Those are his good qualities. A sick person with
• 3:04:08
  a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
• 3:04:11
  three, go. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your heart,
• 3:04:31
  you know what you like. Door is closing. Hi,
• 3:04:37
  this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
• 3:04:39
  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
• 3:04:42
  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If
• 3:04:51
  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
• 3:04:53
  gonna start. Go grab my hand. All right. The
• 3:05:12
  seaman was so big. Now, something completely
• 3:05:15
  different. Lacking any meat. And that's what
• 3:05:18
  real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop cussing.
• 3:05:23
  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.
• 3:05:31
  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, what up? Testing
• 3:06:14
  one, two, three. Does this voice work? I think
• 3:06:18
  it does. Hey there, how are you? This is Hoppy
• 3:06:21
  Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. Of Of course,
• 3:06:25
  it's technically my day off. Being, you know,
• 3:06:30
  Labor Day Eve or whenever you're listening. But
• 3:06:34
  I don't really take days off. I just sit around.
• 3:06:38
  Of course, the one day I could have gone to the
• 3:06:41
  pool. This happened. It's cloudy in Florida,
• 3:06:48
  man. Oh, Jase. Show your ass. Ryan Hopper wakes
• 3:07:04
  up mad at the sky on Tampa glass. I'm like an
• 3:07:08
  old man, you know? Gray hangs low like a wet
• 3:07:12
  old rag and it changes all day back. Shut up!
• 3:07:17
  The sun is a cheap old lie when the ceiling drops
• 3:07:22
  too fast. What's going on? I got it! Oh yeah!
• 3:07:38
  Burnt my dick. Water. Oh, what's going on? I
• 3:07:49
  am. Call the show. 8 -5 -6 -49 -Hobby. That's
• 3:08:03
  8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at
• 3:08:09
  me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me
• 3:08:12
  at RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Yum. What are
• 3:08:21
  we going to do? Rolling up up here. Got a lot
• 3:08:27
  to talk about today. Some ideas I wrote down.
• 3:08:33
  Let's see here. So I, you know, I don't know,
• 3:08:37
  like all the older people around me, you're not
• 3:08:41
  having a midlife crisis. I'm not having a something.
• 3:08:44
  I bought like seven books on Amazon. Let me see
• 3:08:47
  if I can get them. It was by the one by Wolfman
• 3:08:49
  Jack. Doug Greaseman, the Doug Greaseman tract,
• 3:08:54
  the Greaseman, Jackie O from formerly of Kyle
• 3:08:58
  and Jackie O, Terry Boers and Man Kyle's book.
• 3:09:02
  And then Larry Lujak's book and then Art Hellier,
• 3:09:05
  who is like the original shock jock of the 1950s.
• 3:09:10
  Can you tell I like radio? No way. But you know
• 3:09:16
  what I did treat myself to? Even though they're
• 3:09:19
  a bunch of overpriced douchebags. Over there
• 3:09:24
  at YouTube TV. I had to sign up for YouTube TV,
• 3:09:28
  man. It is just so clutch. You can watch it wherever.
• 3:09:32
  The DVR movies are on stream. It's great. The
• 3:09:39
  problem is it's $1 ,200 a year. You get what
• 3:09:44
  you pay for. But I am in the season of sports.
• 3:09:49
  As of this day, we are recording September 6th.
• 3:09:52
  We got three days until the NFL comes back. Woo
• 3:09:55
  -hoo! But the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 3:10:00
  and girls, is that means the days are going to
• 3:10:03
  get shorter. It means everyone's going to be
• 3:10:07
  going to bed earlier. You know what I mean? But
• 3:10:10
  I mean, it's fun. I don't like the holiday season.
• 3:10:14
  Why? Because everyone's overworked in radio.
• 3:10:17
  Now listen, I'm grateful to be, you know, working
• 3:10:21
  in radio. And I'm grateful for all the opportunities.
• 3:10:25
  But by December 26th, I'm like, am I still alive?
• 3:10:30
  Yeah. Again, I'm grateful. Why didn't they call
• 3:10:35
  it the holiday hangover in January? Why do you
• 3:10:38
  think Rover's Morning Glory had the holiday hangover?
• 3:10:40
  Because it's a thing. First, you have Ryan Hoppy's
• 3:10:44
  birthday on September 3rd. And you have Halloween.
• 3:10:49
  And you have Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's,
• 3:10:52
  Kwanzaa, Hanukkah. That's the myth. If you're
• 3:10:58
  a dumb boomer that likes a terrible sitcom, which
• 3:11:01
  coming up later, we have AI videos of actually
• 3:11:04
  Seinfeld being funny. I'm down, you guys. You
• 3:11:09
  know what drove me nuts? This is what drives
• 3:11:12
  me nuts. And maybe I should be grateful that
• 3:11:15
  this is a problem I have. The other day, I was
• 3:11:19
  trying to watch Cartoon Network, which first
• 3:11:21
  of all, Adult Swim now begins at like 5 p .m.,
• 3:11:24
  which is weird. Man, Cartoon Network's doing
• 3:11:29
  it to themselves. All these cable channels are
• 3:11:32
  trying. They're getting their money from the
• 3:11:36
  sponsors and then get out of there. They don't
• 3:11:39
  care. Man. This one needs to show Code, the show
• 3:11:46
  about the kids or Cow and Chicken or Courage
• 3:11:49
  the Cowardly Dog or Powderpuff Girls or Johnny
• 3:11:52
  Bravo. But now they got, you know, Bob's Burgers
• 3:11:57
  at 5 p .m. I'm good. They're not even trying
• 3:12:01
  anymore. But this is something that drove me
• 3:12:05
  nuts. The idea of Adult Swim was that you were
• 3:12:10
  clicking on the words Cartoon Network and watching
• 3:12:13
  something you're not supposed to be watching.
• 3:12:15
  What do you do now on YouTube TV? At 5 p .m.,
• 3:12:19
  Cartoon Network goes off air and then there's
• 3:12:22
  an Adult Swim channel. I don't like that, man.
• 3:12:25
  No! I know they're probably doing it to keep
• 3:12:28
  the kids safe, but I'm telling you. The idea
• 3:12:32
  was that you're not supposed to be watching it.
• 3:12:35
  Take some fun out of it. And I love how they
• 3:12:40
  do that now. Where it's not as like, I don't
• 3:12:45
  know what the word is. It's not as dirty as it
• 3:12:48
  was 20 years ago, 10 years ago. He's showing
• 3:12:51
  Bob's Burgers and King of the Hill. That's pretty
• 3:12:54
  mild. Show Stroker and who? Rossi McGee. You
• 3:13:00
  guys, if you're an Adult Swim fan, you'd get
• 3:13:03
  the reference. Or Frisky Dango. Or C -Lab. Or
• 3:13:06
  Aqua Teen. Or The Prack Show. Or Harvey Birdman.
• 3:13:10
  Or Moral Oral, that disturbing cartoon. Or Super
• 3:13:13
  Jail. What else is there? Oh, Mission Hell. Home
• 3:13:20
  Bullies. They have logs. Yeah, could you tell?
• 3:13:24
  That Adult Swim. describes my humor. I mean,
• 3:13:28
  I even begin to show. All kids out of the pool
• 3:13:32
  for adult swim. Got it. All kids out. Yeah, it
• 3:13:39
  describes. I like to tell people that like a
• 3:13:43
  good old Mike out the morning show is like the
• 3:13:47
  family guy of radio. It's mainstream. It was
• 3:13:52
  edgy. Now it's passable edgy. And I'm like that
• 3:13:56
  weird cartoon at 3 a .m. that you're like, is
• 3:13:58
  this even real? You know what's funny? I have
• 3:14:03
  been thriving off of being grumpy. You know why?
• 3:14:08
  Because my whole family on my birthday was like,
• 3:14:11
  oh, yeah. You know what you're going to do? You
• 3:14:18
  got to be happy. That's what you tell a depressed
• 3:14:24
  person with bipolar one. Oh, you got to be happy.
• 3:14:29
  I'm trying, man. Being grumpy and always assuming
• 3:14:36
  the worst is the best because then when things
• 3:14:38
  go your way, you don't have to rely on gibbous.
• 3:14:46
  It's amazing. Do you ever notice that the most
• 3:14:53
  miserable women out there, the ones that are
• 3:14:56
  just so cranky, the ones that say, all men suck,
• 3:15:02
  they're awful, they're terrible. And then they
• 3:15:05
  get mad when they turn 40 and then the old men
• 3:15:07
  are dating women seven years younger. Oh, but
• 3:15:10
  we don't need men. And then you look at what
• 3:15:14
  they listen to and watch and it's murder documentaries.
• 3:15:18
  Podcast Forever TV on Netflix. Not every man
• 3:15:24
  is a bad guy. That'd be like saying every broad's
• 3:15:31
  like Lindsay Clancy. Even though there's someone
• 3:15:34
  out there that's like, I should push part of
• 3:15:36
  the pressure. Shut up. It's not a skuse. She's
• 3:15:42
  still an asswipe. You know what's funny about
• 3:15:47
  streaming services like Netflix or even Tubi?
• 3:15:51
  Any of them. I have more fun. Like, I just got
• 3:15:54
  YouTube TV and I did my whole On Demand, which
• 3:15:59
  is all the Adult Swim shows. I like the idea
• 3:16:02
  of having whatever I want to watch, whatever
• 3:16:04
  I want to watch it. But I don't actually watch
• 3:16:07
  it. I can't. I'm going to watch that show never.
• 3:16:11
  I'm going to watch that show never. I'm going
• 3:16:12
  to watch that show never. But just knowing it's
• 3:16:17
  out there. Knowing I could watch Tulsa King.
• 3:16:23
  Knowing I could watch Queens of whatever that
• 3:16:25
  gangster show is with the woman on Netflix that
• 3:16:27
  my friend Kelly told me about. Knowing I could
• 3:16:31
  watch Mayans. Knowing I could watch Power Book
• 3:16:36
  3. But I'm not going to actually do it. But I
• 3:16:39
  like the idea of it being out there. Man, this
• 3:16:45
  is all alleged in the club. Not really. We all
• 3:16:51
  know Kaelin Haley, the wife of Brent Haley, who
• 3:16:57
  was a producer for the Above the Love Spun show
• 3:17:00
  and Howard Stern. And he also served this country
• 3:17:03
  like a badass. And he is a soft swinger, as he
• 3:17:09
  said, with his wife, Kaelin. I was on Howard
• 3:17:13
  Stern radio last night. You'll never believe
• 3:17:17
  what I saw him. His life's now a prostitute.
• 3:17:24
  $600 an hour, man. That's inflation. I find her
• 3:17:28
  very pretty because you know she'd be a freaking
• 3:17:30
  Ben. Kaylin! It's one thing to do OnlyFans. It's
• 3:17:37
  one thing to get gang banged in the corner with
• 3:17:39
  that video while Brent's eating gummy worms.
• 3:17:41
  Whatever you got, you don't want to sell your
• 3:17:44
  body. As Brent said on the Stern Show, you're
• 3:17:51
  built like a shit brick house. Enjoy it. You
• 3:17:55
  got to rock and kind of rock your body. You don't
• 3:18:00
  need to be a hooker. I I don't get that. And
• 3:18:08
  then on the website, because I did my research.
• 3:18:11
  Trust me, I'm never paying for a prostitute.
• 3:18:14
  Because now in my life, I get caught. I've already
• 3:18:18
  worked with people that got caught. You know
• 3:18:20
  what I mean? I don't want to be that guy. Because
• 3:18:23
  I would never let that down. Kelton would be
• 3:18:26
  sharing my mugshot. I'm good. Bye. I will tell
• 3:18:33
  you, I was looking at the website and it's like,
• 3:18:36
  what the girl does? And it's like, hey, pee on
• 3:18:39
  you. And it's like, licking stuff. All of it.
• 3:18:48
  And I'm like, Jesus Christ. What happened in
• 3:18:52
  your childhood? And I like print. I think he
• 3:18:58
  was the best part of Bubba's show because he
• 3:19:00
  was smarter than everybody in the room. And he
• 3:19:03
  played a good villain on his third show. But
• 3:19:05
  dude, tell your wife not to be a hooker. I was
• 3:19:14
  reminiscing about how hard it was back in the
• 3:19:17
  day, allegedly, because I never did this. Even
• 3:19:22
  in my teenage years, my life was like an HBO
• 3:19:25
  teen series. I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen.
• 3:19:37
  Man, remember, allegedly, you would hear about
• 3:19:39
  friends being yourself, or you're just saying
• 3:19:41
  allegedly to cover your tracks. Remember when
• 3:19:43
  your friend would have to go to the sketchy apartments
• 3:19:47
  in that hometown to buy marijuana? Mm -hmm. And
• 3:19:53
  you know what happened? It would have seeds in
• 3:19:56
  it, and it would give you a panic attack. And
• 3:20:00
  now you can just go to a smoke shop, even though
• 3:20:03
  they might be getting rid of it, and just get
• 3:20:05
  a pre -roll for $5. We are definitely in the
• 3:20:09
  future. You know why else we are in the future?
• 3:20:15
  Because I don't want to go to the club anymore.
• 3:20:20
  I kind of got invited to a party anymore, but
• 3:20:23
  I'm kind of bougie now. Now that I've had free
• 3:20:26
  perks. I ain't going, not for free, but with
• 3:20:30
  my back. It would have been standing room only.
• 3:20:33
  I'm like, oh, that sounds painful. What's funny
• 3:20:39
  is I don't want to go to the club anymore. And
• 3:20:42
  in this song, you don't want to leave the club.
• 3:21:04
  Can't mingle with my peeps, so we head into the
• 3:21:07
  club in a Suburban 17 For my niggas high as hell,
• 3:21:09
  now it's time to get that groove on Flyin' longer
• 3:21:11
  than a motherfucker, people move on Can we get
• 3:21:14
  by? Can we get drunk? Can we get into this club
• 3:21:16
  so we can get this bitch clunk? It ain't nothin'
• 3:21:18
  like dancin' with a hoochie with a fat butt But
• 3:21:20
  if you smokin' cigarettes instead of weed, back
• 3:21:22
  up Act up, put your ass tall, start to back up
• 3:21:25
  What you think? Hit em up, tote, big ass fuck
• 3:21:28
  And it ain't shit, you can tell me Unless you
• 3:21:30
  got friends for me, Rob G and LG No, go natural,
• 3:21:33
  J and Big E Hope you got your freaky friends
• 3:21:36
  Cause them niggas came with me And we ain't tryna
• 3:21:37
  leave yet Till we build up a sweat And finish
• 3:21:40
  these last two bottles of Moet So, uh, come home
• 3:21:43
  and drink a few beers Go and dance a little bit.
• 3:22:03
  Cohiba in my hand drinking the real shit. Street
• 3:22:06
  with no chasing. We with no lacing. My clique
• 3:22:09
  be the shit. Get crocodiles and snakes in. Just
• 3:22:11
  tipping these hoes and stripping these hoes.
• 3:22:13
  In the club like I'm with Scottie, pipping these
• 3:22:15
  hoes. I want everybody hot so you can all feel
• 3:22:17
  the vibe. You got beef with the chief. You got
• 3:22:19
  to deal with my tribe. Ain't never lying, nigga.
• 3:22:21
  I had to have a good time. A nigga never took
• 3:22:24
  mine, I'm like Jimmy Wine, same OG Blame no me,
• 3:22:27
  a dead rapper in the club Blame on me, shame
• 3:22:30
  on me For tryna pull all the women I'm gon' hit
• 3:22:32
  em up in goddamn jams like Russell Simmons Crazy,
• 3:22:35
  get it clunk, hit hard like brass knuckles Even
• 3:22:37
  Stevie Wonder can see I'm a bad motherfucker
• 3:22:39
  Come on Cause I'm a player with skills And I'm
• 3:23:01
  not from Buffalo, but I'm stackin' the bills
• 3:23:03
  Women love this hill, T -Town motherfucker Full
• 3:23:06
  -star player, hatin' and be down Motherfucker,
• 3:23:08
  hooties all on my tip Because crazy, stay hard
• 3:23:10
  Holdin' more dead presidents than the graveyard
• 3:23:12
  I'm out to have a good time with these links
• 3:23:14
  on me Everybody grab a cup, shit, drinks on me
• 3:23:17
  Come on, come on SHOW YOUR ASS! Oh yeah! We got
• 3:24:42
  three days as of this recording until the NFL
• 3:24:45
  comes back. Aren't you excited? So, Aaron Donald
• 3:25:00
  and his baby mom are arguing over their dog in
• 3:25:03
  court. Yeah! That's a millennial thing. Boomers
• 3:25:08
  are fighting over couches. And they're fighting
• 3:25:13
  over other things. But millennials, you're fighting
• 3:25:17
  over the right to see your dog. Aren't you ever.
• 3:25:22
  It's all you're doing. To control this world.
• 3:25:27
  Not really. But first. Now to fired Fox Sports
• 3:25:51
  analyst Mark Sanchez, who just agreed to plead
• 3:25:54
  guilty nearly 11 months after he allegedly assaulted
• 3:25:57
  a 69 -year -old truck driver. Loser! Not the
• 3:26:01
  truck driver, Mark Sanchez. How does it feel?
• 3:26:06
  Man, your legacy. As an okay quarterback is not
• 3:26:12
  going to be forgotten. Your legacy as a passable
• 3:26:15
  announcer is not going to be forgotten because
• 3:26:18
  you're a dumbass who then stabbed Sanchez in
• 3:26:21
  self -defense. A felony which contains a penalty
• 3:26:25
  of one to six years. We're literally talking
• 3:26:27
  about space. Under the charges was a very high
• 3:26:31
  risk. If he goes to trial and he loses, he's
• 3:26:34
  looking at significant custody time. Yeah, I
• 3:26:36
  would just admit it. Admit that you're a failure.
• 3:26:43
  Admit that you like all the teenage girls. Google
• 3:26:47
  that. Admit that you're greasy. Just admit that
• 3:26:51
  you're a dumbass and call it a day. I would expect,
• 3:26:54
  given the fact that he doesn't have a significant
• 3:26:56
  criminal history, whatever plea disposition is
• 3:26:59
  worked out. Yeah, not the criminal history part
• 3:27:01
  is going to get him off. It's that he's an NFL
• 3:27:03
  quarterback. And in America, we applaud that.
• 3:27:09
  That means you get away with things. Ben Roethlisberger,
• 3:27:13
  Ray Lewis, RJ Simpson. We love our American football
• 3:27:22
  players. We don't give a shit about soccer, but
• 3:27:26
  everything else in the club, all we do. That
• 3:27:29
  is not going to involve a significant amount
• 3:27:31
  of time in custody. It can involve a month or
• 3:27:33
  more, but my expectation is that it won't. All
• 3:27:36
  right, there you go. You just a failure. Sentencing
• 3:27:40
  is set for November. Footage obtained by TMZ
• 3:27:43
  and the New York Post from that night captured
• 3:27:45
  an injured Mark stumbling while clutching his
• 3:27:48
  stab wound. Oh, yeah. You look like trash. By
• 3:27:54
  the way, you always kind of look like trash.
• 3:27:57
  Grizzly photos showed the truck driver hospitalized
• 3:27:59
  in a neck brace. Yeah, he got beat the shit out
• 3:28:01
  of. What the hell is wrong with you, Mark? I
• 3:28:03
  know you probably have CTE, but you're a dumbass.
• 3:28:06
  After suffering severe head injuries, he claims
• 3:28:09
  left him permanently disfigured. Oh, that's not
• 3:28:12
  good. It's a special position that I'm in. This
• 3:28:15
  is from 09. I'm just trying to set the right
• 3:28:17
  example. Oh, yeah, good job. You really set a
• 3:28:22
  freaking example, you dork. Mark is now the third
• 3:28:25
  high -profile sports figure in just four days.
• 3:28:28
  Hammer. Tiger Woods. to plea out after getting
• 3:28:34
  caught for bad behavior. I love the Tony Rama
• 3:28:37
  footage. He has those puppy eyes. It's so terrible.
• 3:28:42
  How many drinks have you had? Oh, no. These unethical
• 3:28:50
  players are out of control. Happy Hot Topic.
• 3:28:55
  I'm hopefully going to be supporting my pregnant
• 3:28:58
  wife. We're going to start a family. Oh, yeah.
• 3:29:03
  I didn't know Aaron Rodgers liked women. Rodgers
• 3:29:06
  is getting candid. Oops, I didn't mean to do
• 3:29:08
  that. This is chaos. That was my karma. Start
• 3:29:12
  over, my bad. I'm hopefully going to be supporting
• 3:29:15
  my pregnant wife because we're going to start
• 3:29:17
  a family. Aaron Rodgers handed about his next
• 3:29:20
  chapter, revealing he's hoping to go from the
• 3:29:23
  end zone. What the hell's going on? Before the
• 3:29:26
  parents on Sirius XM's Mad Dog Radio, the Pittsburgh
• 3:29:29
  Steelers quarterback said he wants to start a
• 3:29:31
  family with wife Brittany. All right, good luck
• 3:29:33
  with that. Sorry about the chaos. These fucking
• 3:29:36
  TMZ ads. We're sucking me off without lube. We
• 3:29:40
  actually don't really need lube, man. What are
• 3:29:42
  you doing? Sorry. You know what that bit was.
• 3:29:47
  I think we need it right here. I think we need
• 3:29:50
  it right here. Ah, just another day in Tampa.
• 3:30:24
  They fell asleep while they were listening to
• 3:30:26
  Kelta. I'm like, jeez, can you have any less
• 3:30:29
  energy? Here's Michael Irvin and Neon talking
• 3:30:33
  about Jed York getting a hooker. Mm -hmm. Who
• 3:30:40
  is that? Yeah. Neon! Really doesn't do any prep.
• 3:30:49
  It's got to be nice being a nepo, baby, where
• 3:30:52
  you can just kind of get the gas because you
• 3:30:54
  got clout and you got money, but you don't know
• 3:31:00
  anything. York is the owner of the 49ers who
• 3:31:04
  got caught. You ever heard of them, man? With
• 3:31:08
  the sex workers. $140. Yay, the trailer park!
• 3:31:15
  Not a good one in Vegas. Oh, this is recent.
• 3:31:18
  Not the half -off clearance held at the Bunny
• 3:31:20
  Ranch. Yeah. Oh. I can't. Wow, he ripped. This
• 3:31:25
  is weird to me, because I feel like boomers and
• 3:31:28
  even Gen Xers that had a show, they put an effort
• 3:31:32
  to know things. They'll be like, wait, wait,
• 3:31:34
  to Malik Beasley, what was it like playing the
• 3:31:37
  Knicks in the playoffs? It's kind of endearing
• 3:31:40
  how stupid he is. And me, myself, I'm like, you
• 3:31:44
  know, he got divorced five, six months ago. Hey,
• 3:31:48
  Michael, pass the Coke. Yeah. Coca -Cola. And...
• 3:31:54
  And I'm like, man, come on, man. I love how they're
• 3:31:58
  doing these videos where they have this delicious
• 3:32:00
  food in front of them, but they're talking. I
• 3:32:02
  would be like, turn the camera off. I'm eating
• 3:32:04
  this fucking lasagna. Is that really a clown?
• 3:32:08
  You know? What? That man ain't old. Man, he has
• 3:32:13
  his brain died in neon. He's like, what do I
• 3:32:15
  do with this? This guy's stupid. like imagine
• 3:32:20
  if you uh what was the last 20 seconds it's like
• 3:32:25
  run on sentences it's like talking to ian beckles
• 3:32:27
  what do you say to a divorce in some i can't
• 3:32:36
  listen to this and fading Oh, yeah. Young Junk.
• 3:32:47
  Meet me in the club. It's going down. Roll Out
• 3:32:53
  Magazine celebrated 20 years of that song. Doesn't
• 3:32:55
  that make you feel old in the club? Let me take
• 3:33:00
  a sip of this. Oh, yeah. I think I'm coming down
• 3:33:05
  with a cold or something. One sec. on Happy's
• 3:33:17
  house. Let's have sex. Oh, he'll blow you. Aha.
• 3:33:22
  Hmm. What do we have here? On this Avery show
• 3:33:30
  known as Happy Hour. Oh, yeah. This is that guy,
• 3:33:35
  Dejan Love, that was pretending to be a wide
• 3:33:37
  receiver. Even though he looks like someone that
• 3:33:39
  flips burgers. Thing is, like I say, I know your
• 3:33:42
  situation. Everybody want to be rich. Everybody
• 3:33:46
  do. Yeah, he's talking about himself. Mm -hmm.
• 3:33:50
  That's what he's done right here. That's exactly
• 3:33:54
  what he's done. Unfortunately, everybody just
• 3:33:57
  won't be rich. That's the reality. But, you know,
• 3:34:03
  from your friends to loans to... Oh, you're so
• 3:34:11
  philosophical. You're scamming. asking people
• 3:34:16
  it might not be ten thousand dollars it might
• 3:34:21
  be closer to five oh yeah that's how much i have
• 3:34:25
  is my net worth get two thousand from this person
• 3:34:28
  two thousand from that person two thousand from
• 3:34:31
  this person like i say it's only four days and
• 3:34:35
  then that's when you got the money like i know
• 3:34:37
  you know everybody has access to doing that I
• 3:34:42
  kind of feel stupider. And those women are setting
• 3:34:47
  themselves back. You know why? Because they wanted
• 3:34:51
  him for the money. Does he look like he has money?
• 3:34:53
  He looks like a trash bag. Take care of yourself.
• 3:34:56
  Do a face mask. Something like. Doesn't look
• 3:35:02
  great. Here's a trans student getting mad after
• 3:35:06
  being misgendered. He had blue hair. He's mad.
• 3:35:09
  He's mad. He's mad. He's mad. This is a kid that
• 3:35:14
  was in middle school during COVID that has never
• 3:35:17
  been told no. What's the problem? You don't lower
• 3:35:35
  your voice. I am going to put handcuffs on you,
• 3:35:38
  and I'm going to take you home. Man, I'm telling
• 3:35:40
  you, it has nothing to do with him or whatever
• 3:35:42
  gender he wants to be. These kids that are now
• 3:35:46
  in college during COVID, that were in middle
• 3:35:48
  school during COVID, that are now in college,
• 3:35:51
  they're out of their mind. Baker Act facility.
• 3:35:53
  Lower your voice. Yeah, you don't want to get
• 3:35:56
  Baker Acted. That ain't fun club. Try it. Are
• 3:36:00
  you threatening me? You're threatening me. Are
• 3:36:04
  you threatening me? Shut your fucking ass off,
• 3:36:07
  Cobb. You're the mentally ill teenager. Go fuck
• 3:36:09
  yourself. I mean, yeah, he's being a brat, but
• 3:36:16
  you don't have to... Shut up! Why are you saying
• 3:36:19
  this? Your wife's cheating on you. I ain't got
• 3:36:22
  time to hear you screaming and yelling. I don't
• 3:36:26
  have time to constantly be abused. We'll get,
• 3:36:28
  we'll get. Oh, this poor kid, man. Get me down
• 3:36:30
  here then, because I got to, I got to work this
• 3:36:32
  stolen vehicle. This is like a South Park episode.
• 3:36:37
  OPD. Alpha 73 University. They're just in like
• 3:36:42
  the break room of like the university. There's
• 3:36:44
  like a subway and all that. Can we get another
• 3:36:49
  unit to deal with Jay Lee here? He is having
• 3:36:52
  a breakdown. I don't mean to laugh because I'm
• 3:37:06
  all about the trans rights, but this reaction
• 3:37:10
  right here ain't going to have you. Here he is
• 3:37:13
  having a breakdown. Jay! What'd you say? Well,
• 3:37:21
  he's trying to tase her if, um, pepper spray
• 3:37:24
  him. Get down on the ground right now. You're
• 3:37:27
  about to get sprayed. Get down on the ground
• 3:37:29
  right now. I can come in. This fucking cough's
• 3:37:33
  a douche. I hope you never have kids. You're
• 3:37:35
  a loser! You little bitch! Leave me alone, please!
• 3:37:42
  Okay, are you gonna calm down? I'm getting my
• 3:37:45
  phone out. I have to film this. Are you gonna
• 3:37:48
  calm down? This is not funny anymore. Is that
• 3:38:09
  really funny? Jesus Christ. What did we, what
• 3:38:13
  were we thinking? We're like, oh, we're going
• 3:38:15
  to shut down the whole route. And every person
• 3:38:19
  that was born in 93 watched TV during 2020. But
• 3:38:22
  these kids are in school. And then you got the
• 3:38:26
  boomers. Oh, those F -words for gay people. Ah,
• 3:38:29
  just tell us you want to suck off a man. If you
• 3:38:32
  care that much about what someone's doing, you
• 3:38:35
  probably want to suck off a guy. Oh, you want
• 3:38:37
  a nice, meaty penis. I'm sorry. It's the only
• 3:38:40
  reason you would care. Just a nice, meaty, girthy
• 3:38:45
  penis. Speaking of that, here's Kaylee Gunner,
• 3:38:49
  who's in porn talking about her dad. Were they
• 3:38:51
  kind of not surprised that that's something that
• 3:38:53
  you would kind of follow up and do? Yeah, they're
• 3:38:56
  like, yeah, our daughter's always out till like
• 3:38:58
  4 a .m. She's gonna do porn. They were not surprised
• 3:39:02
  because they knew my lifestyle. Like, I was always...
• 3:39:05
  Oh, yeah. Prom night was wild. Yeah, the naughty
• 3:39:10
  one. The naughty one. But my family, my mom is
• 3:39:13
  very religious, so she doesn't really know. Yeah,
• 3:39:15
  that's what usually happens when you got a hot
• 3:39:17
  ass dog and you're religious. This is the route.
• 3:39:21
  They go down. Oh, we keep it a little secret.
• 3:39:24
  But my dad. She has no clue. No, she's in the
• 3:39:26
  Bible belt. She's off social media and everything.
• 3:39:29
  Maybe she'll find out someday, but I just hope
• 3:39:31
  she doesn't. We'll see. And then my dad, he found
• 3:39:34
  out because he's actually like highly. obsessed
• 3:39:37
  with porn. Yeah, it's probably where your sexuality
• 3:39:39
  came from. Like my whole life. So it's kind of
• 3:39:43
  like karma because his daughter became a porn
• 3:39:44
  star, but. So did. Karma for a guy who wanted
• 3:39:47
  to get his rocks off. Shut your ass. Actually,
• 3:39:51
  your ass is never really shut. Did you tell him
• 3:39:52
  because of that? I didn't even tell him. He was
• 3:39:54
  actually watching porn with his girlfriend in
• 3:39:56
  bed. And then he saw his daughter. Oh my God.
• 3:40:03
  Oh my God. I'm glad that's not my daughter. And
• 3:40:06
  then you just popped up on the screen. Her having
• 3:40:09
  like nine penises. Oh, it's my daughter. A real
• 3:40:13
  proud father. Good old browser's ad. So did he
• 3:40:16
  have a conversation with you after that? Yeah,
• 3:40:20
  so he texted me. He was like, are you doing XXX?
• 3:40:22
  I'm sure he had to calm down after he saw that.
• 3:40:25
  Yeah, I would assume. How does my daughter with
• 3:40:28
  some clam chowder on her face? I probably traumatized
• 3:40:33
  him. She's finding it funny. You're promiscuous.
• 3:40:42
  Here's Violet Myers talking about what she did
• 3:40:45
  before OnlyFans. Before I even did porn, I was
• 3:40:47
  on ChatterBait. That's a little weird. Just a
• 3:40:52
  college girl doing that. That's pretty much how
• 3:40:54
  I... Just a college girl on ChatterBait. Got
• 3:40:58
  started, so... And what do we have here? Kayla
• 3:41:05
  B says, King Von's baby mama slept with one of
• 3:41:08
  the OTF gangbangers. So everybody know that.
• 3:41:13
  They don't have nothing to do with me. I can't
• 3:41:15
  control nobody fucking. Nobody pussy. You was
• 3:41:18
  fucking on Von too. That's my mom's text on the
• 3:41:22
  phone. That's very off -putting. I don't know.
• 3:41:25
  I don't know. I don't fucking know. Here's a
• 3:41:31
  woman. She said, I'm not going to even play in
• 3:41:33
  that. The Lindsay Clancy case has changed dating
• 3:41:36
  forever. Yeah. Did not realize. Again, it's these
• 3:41:40
  murder documentaries. All these limits signing
• 3:41:43
  on her. Oh, but she's both bottom to brush out
• 3:41:49
  her ass. It's like allowing Kanye West to act
• 3:41:52
  up and always bipolar. I'll take care of your
• 3:41:55
  mental health then. So sick of people using mental
• 3:41:58
  health as an excuse. I'm mentally ill. I don't
• 3:42:02
  kill people. Or hate on Jews. They're all my
• 3:42:07
  bosses. I'm kidding. Ah, here we go. Most guys
• 3:42:10
  don't understand that a girl actually will date
• 3:42:13
  you, even if she doesn't originally like you.
• 3:42:15
  Yeah, you gotta kinda earn them. And then when
• 3:42:18
  you get the opportunity to go to pound town,
• 3:42:20
  puppy, you gotta go to pound town. Because of
• 3:42:24
  the way that girls develop feelings. And if you're
• 3:42:25
  new here, hi there, my name's Eden. Time for
• 3:42:28
  the link in the frickin' bio! Shut up! And I
• 3:42:32
  do happen to be a girl, so I can tell you what
• 3:42:33
  girls actually want. Okay, first of all, you
• 3:42:36
  need to understand that there are two main ways
• 3:42:38
  that girls will fall for a guy. And the first
• 3:42:40
  one is the one that you probably already know,
• 3:42:42
  when she's a crush on this guy. She really likes
• 3:42:44
  this guy. She just thinks, ah, he would just
• 3:42:46
  pound me out. She's really going out of her way
• 3:42:49
  to date this guy. She, like, likes him. Like,
• 3:42:52
  she likes him. Then there's other people... But
• 3:42:55
  a girl will like, okay? She'll be interested
• 3:42:57
  in him. She might not know him well enough to
• 3:43:00
  like him, or she might not even think of liking
• 3:43:02
  him. Oh, shit! But there's things about him that
• 3:43:05
  she really likes. She might think he's really
• 3:43:06
  funny. She might think he's really friendly.
• 3:43:08
  She might think he's really kind. She might love
• 3:43:09
  talking to him. I can't play it because the music
• 3:43:12
  is going to back on. But I must let her drink
• 3:43:14
  it to the point! Here's Brittany Renner going
• 3:43:21
  off on Lindsay Clancy. Me! When someone like
• 3:43:25
  Brittany Renner is the voice of reason, we have
• 3:43:27
  a problem! And you look at Lindsay Clancy's dirty
• 3:43:32
  rotten eyes. She's a crazy bride. There's nothing
• 3:43:35
  in there. Yeah. I know. I haven't seen any guys
• 3:43:39
  that I think are cute. I'm sorry. She's always
• 3:43:45
  outside of this club in Mississippi. What do
• 3:43:50
  you think of the Lindsay Clancy case? I said
• 3:43:52
  earlier, there's not enough postpartum in the
• 3:43:54
  world to kill your children. Hell yeah! As much
• 3:44:01
  as a bust out as she is. I applaud that. Until
• 3:44:08
  something else is presented, I'm just going to
• 3:44:10
  look at reality. Thanks, babe. Keep it real.
• 3:44:13
  I'm Let's unlock that dumb broad. Lindsay. I'm
• 3:44:18
  getting mad. What do we got here? Here's Lisa
• 3:44:24
  Ann on Younger Guys. Because now these young
• 3:44:26
  men are having a harder time dating than ever
• 3:44:28
  because for the first time ever, the girl can
• 3:44:32
  make more money. Yeah, it is kind of awkward
• 3:44:35
  when they're like marketing directors at like
• 3:44:39
  Celsius Energy Drinks. And you're like, ah! Having
• 3:44:50
  fake sex with people online through their pages.
• 3:44:54
  So why are they going to go on dates? Five things
• 3:45:02
  you should never say to a girl you're interested
• 3:45:05
  in. If you want girls to stay interested in you,
• 3:45:08
  you might want to hit that follow button so that
• 3:45:10
  you can see more. I don't give a fucking. Stop
• 3:45:12
  with the follow button. If we want to follow
• 3:45:15
  you, we'll follow you. Your constant reminders
• 3:45:17
  about this. Follow, buddy. Out of control. Here's
• 3:45:26
  Blueface talking about if Navea DMs NBA Youngboy.
• 3:45:32
  He treats me like the hoe I am. And do. Oh, well,
• 3:45:35
  there's somebody else who's probably wanting
• 3:45:37
  to treat me better. And there is. Yeah. Then
• 3:45:41
  nobody can find out. I was not talking about
• 3:45:44
  him. God, your house looks like it just smells
• 3:45:47
  like poop. He did the first time. Poop and regret.
• 3:45:51
  What if I left? In the shelter. You're a scumbag!
• 3:45:59
  And a deadbeat dead! God, he's the worst. The
• 3:46:04
  absolute worst. One shitty husband and one shitty
• 3:46:11
  male juror? Two shitty men who have absolutely
• 3:46:17
  derailed and or could derail Lindsay Clancy's
• 3:46:22
  life. I wish I was gay. Be nice. I mean, I didn't
• 3:46:30
  miss the vagina. But at least we know we want
• 3:46:32
  to get our rocks off and we don't assume one
• 3:46:34
  person represents a whole gender. Like at the
• 3:46:38
  gay pride parade, people were being heterophobic
• 3:46:40
  towards me. Not to think, oh, you're a white.
• 3:46:42
  Man, shut up! I'm an ally, okay? Don't tell me
• 3:46:49
  what I believe or don't! Here's AI Seinfeld about
• 3:46:56
  crypto. George, I just met this guy. I think
• 3:46:59
  you two would really get along. Oh yeah? Why
• 3:47:00
  do you think that? He's crypto, like you. Crypto?
• 3:47:03
  Elaine, I'm not into crypto. I'm into Bitcoin.
• 3:47:05
  Okay, what's the difference? What's the difference?
• 3:47:07
  That's like saying I like classic rock. This
• 3:47:09
  guy likes Coldplay, so we should hang out. I
• 3:47:10
  like Coldplay. George, this is Mark. Mark, George.
• 3:47:19
  Elaine, this is the Bitcoin guy. Yeah. You know,
• 3:47:21
  I've been thinking. Bitcoin should move to proof
• 3:47:23
  of stake. It's more secure, more efficient, better
• 3:47:25
  for the planet. And honestly, Bitcoin should
• 3:47:26
  probably be governed by a DAO. See? You already
• 3:47:29
  have so much to talk about. Yeah, it's uncanny.
• 3:47:34
  This is funnier than the real show. CZ tweeted
• 3:47:37
  funds were seifu and we bounced back. George,
• 3:47:40
  you got a problem with me? It's not you. I'm
• 3:47:42
  just Bitcoin. Come on, maximalist. Nothing else?
• 3:47:45
  No. Gun to your head? Monero. And then here is
• 3:47:56
  George transitioning. Jerry, I've thought about
• 3:47:58
  it. I've weighed the options and I've decided
• 3:48:00
  I'm transitioning. I'm a woman now. Transitioning,
• 3:48:03
  right, to a woman. And the floral print, that's
• 3:48:06
  the first step. It's kind of funny. It's not
• 3:48:10
  a step, Jerry. It's a revelation. I feel a lightness,
• 3:48:13
  a grace. There you go. And then the last one,
• 3:48:15
  I promise. Here's Elaine supporting Lindsay Clancy.
• 3:48:20
  I'm telling you, Jerry, I support Lindsay Clancy.
• 3:48:22
  The evidence is circumstantial at best. She's
• 3:48:24
  not a murderer. She's a victim of circumstance.
• 3:48:26
  She should be found not guilty. Crazy. You are
• 3:48:28
  completely insane. She didn't just happen to
• 3:48:30
  be there. She did it. She should be locked up
• 3:48:32
  forever. It's hilarious. 8 -5 -6 -49 -HAPPY.
• 3:48:39
  It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Can always
• 3:48:49
  email me in the club. Ryan Harvey. Here's a bell
• 3:49:03
  at danger talking about going into our frat house.
• 3:49:05
  You know, you're out of your parents' house and
• 3:49:07
  all that shit, so it's like the best. I went
• 3:49:09
  to a frat house, actually. Oh, yeah! I went to
• 3:49:13
  a frat house to drop off fleshlights as a reward.
• 3:49:16
  For the pledges talent show. Oh, yeah. That stuff's
• 3:49:21
  weird. I'll just use my hand. Oh, my. How many?
• 3:49:25
  And even using my hands. I had, like, five of
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  them. And I went with my friend. I had my friend,
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  like, this guy, like, come with me because I
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  just felt the smell. When I went into that, I've
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  never smelled something so foul in my life. Mm
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  -hmm. And there's beer, like, it's like, like
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  a thick layer of just beer on the floor that's
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  just, oh, God. You had a party the other day,
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  right, Paz? Yeah. He said, he was like, I'm considering
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  moving. The floor is still black. The floor is
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  at, is we're applauding you for being expensive
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  that's rude. I don't need to listen to this.
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  Kid Cudi and Peter Rosenberg are going at it.
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  Man! I know I thought you were successful, but
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  Peter Rosenberg's a bitch! Rich homie Quan died
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  two years ago. And here's Rick Ross talking about
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  the game. Project that was released last week.
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  Documentary three. Two Kanye features. Drake
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  features. Party downstairs. Snoop Dogg. Here's
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  my favorite porn star. Autumn Falls. Talking
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  when I was 18. Two months after I turned 18.
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  It was something that I was like planning on
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  doing. Oh, that's good. For a while. Were you
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  talking to like your high school counselor? So
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  what do you want to be when you grow up? An accountant?
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  A nurse? No, I want to have semen on my face.
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  So I started out. Gosh, it's incredibly hot.
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  Like webcamming for the first two months. Then
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  I got the opportunity to. Shoot in Florida. Oh,
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  yeah. That voice is so freaking hard. It just
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  kind of took off. Yeah, it took off. It took
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  off. I was getting weird. Why are women smashing
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  right away when they know they don't like a guy?
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  Because they're bored. Because they're dead inside.
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  Sounds like you, Jebediah. The strongest man
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  you'll ever meet isn't the one who never breaks.
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  It's the one who quietly rebuilt himself in silence.
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  Oh, yeah. I guess. I don't know. I love the whole
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  mindset of, oh, I'm going to prove my ex wrong.
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  No, your ex wants you dead. They don't like you.
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  Mm -hmm. Prove them wrong. I'm just saying. I
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  don't want to die. Oh, yeah! Here's everyone's
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  she took care of her boyfriend and he cheated
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  on her with his stripper. Hey, honey, you were
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  a part of marriage's failing and you got a job
• 3:53:05
  because you slept around. So that's karma, honey.
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  I was financially supporting a boyfriend. Here's
• 3:53:15
  the problem, guys. When a woman financially supports
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  you, is they hold it over your head. When we
• 3:53:23
  do it, we're obligated, but we're in a tough
• 3:53:25
  spot. And the woman helps. In the moment, she's
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  like, baby, don't worry about him. It's okay.
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  I love you. And then when you break up, she's
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  like, oh, she needed my help. Shut up! And...
• 3:53:43
  He's on the couch playing video games and stuff.
• 3:53:46
  Heaven forbid. I bet he worked nine to five.
• 3:53:50
  He wasn't just getting pounded out at work like
• 3:53:52
  you are, honey. It's been going on for a month
• 3:53:54
  now because I was like, don't worry about it.
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  I got the bills. You are sweet. You are nice.
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  Yeah. Heaven forbid. He probably paid the other
• 3:54:02
  months and you were busy buying drinks with the
• 3:54:05
  boss. Actually, he was buying you drinks, but
• 3:54:07
  you know what I mean. You were busy not being
• 3:54:09
  a good girlfriend. What did I get for that? So,
• 3:54:14
  man, she was really hot on Fox, but she always
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  wears this like, kind of like, like this vest.
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  Like this, it's almost like, I don't know how
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  to describe it. Kind of looks like if like jeans
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  were a vest, like that same cloth. She is just
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  dressing like a bored bisexual. I, he's like,
• 3:54:32
  I'm like, all right, look, it's been a while.
• 3:54:35
  Like we got to get a job, you know? Yeah. Boy,
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  I love when a man says a dull woman. He's crucified.
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  Man, funk dead. You want equal rights. Don't
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  hold it over his head. Because when we hold it
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• 3:55:38
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• 3:56:18
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  Harry, Bill, Whitson Over and over again And
• 3:56:34
  again, and again, and again Yo, when you hear
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  How he go out like that? Rumors in the hood was,
• 3:57:07
  just for snitchin' I ain't believe that, Paul
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  He helped me cop my first year sex off Had the
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  4 under the Z, the 5 and the 3 Used to drive
• 3:57:15
  his truck through the hood, draggin' jet skis
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• 3:57:19
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• 3:57:21
  dealt with pies like L .A. and Wise Hell got
• 3:57:24
  shot in the neck, then told us connect Them niggas
• 3:57:26
  who shot him got up for ten bricks Fuckin' Dominicans,
• 3:57:29
  turnt around and gave him one brick Oh, forgive
• 3:57:31
  me Oh, I said it Over and over again Just to
• 3:57:37
  stay on top Till we call Mary With a sip Over
• 3:57:46
  and over again And again That first verse is
• 3:57:53
  just a dose of the shit that I'm on Consider
• 3:57:55
  this the first chapter in the ghetto's Quran
• 3:57:57
  I know a lot of niggas that get dope like Vinny
• 3:57:59
  and Joe And Prince and Righteous from Hillside
• 3:58:01
  with the mole on his nose My struggles in the
• 3:58:04
  hood, I started learnin' Life's a bitch, with
• 3:58:06
  a pretty face, boy, she burnin' Man, I'ma get
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  cheesed like Chaz, then run through whips like
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  Seagal Gamble all the time like country curly
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  -haired Prince And Tata, Popo, and Depressin'
• 3:58:15
  too, they know what they facin' Go against fools
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  like Bebo and killers like Pappy Mason A lot
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  of niggas I know been corrupted since birth Tied
• 3:58:22
  to raw nuns for fun, for everything they're worth
• 3:58:24
  I know some cats that hell out whole complexes
• 3:58:26
  like Holywall Together niggas standin', divided
• 3:58:29
  they fall Round here, shook niggas, they keep
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• 3:58:35
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• 3:59:08
  And again You're restin' pinks to rich and wrong
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  my time I heard tales of Jaime, Frenchie, Jamaican
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  Paulie, Ducky Corley, Rodney bumpin' chicks,
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  yeah A lot of niggas flow the way I flow But
• 3:59:26
  ain't been in the game all her life, so don't
• 3:59:28
  know who I know Writing rhymes is the best way
• 3:59:30
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  be dead or in jail Comin' up, I heard simple,
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  TNZ. So remember when Sidney Sweeney had that
• 4:03:29
  fake affair with Glenn? Could you imagine if
• 4:03:33
  Sidney Sweeney got like a burp reduction? Today
• 4:03:38
  on TNZ. So remember when Sidney Sweeney had that
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  fake affair with Glenn Powell and now Sidney's...
• 4:03:47
  I don't think it was fake. I think he banged
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  her up. Bruder Braun, guess what? Glenn Powell's
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  involved with someone too. Oh, yeah. I think
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  they ought to get involved. Hey, go to work.
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  This looks like it's pretty serious. Can we see
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  maybe an engagement next year? We've seen pictures
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  of him with this girl from the show Landman.
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  Her name's Michelle Randolph. She's gorgeous.
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  Put some more respect on her name when you see
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  this girl from Landman. Put some respect on her
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  name. This smoking, sexy, hot... There you go.
• 4:04:28
  Diddy must be doing something right in prison.
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  His release date has been moved up a... Oh, yeah!
• 4:04:41
  That's what he's doing in there. Again. They're
• 4:04:42
  moving it every week. Now it has moved up to...
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  Oh, I can tell! February 5th, 2028. He's crazy.
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  I never want to hear anyone bitch about anything.
• 4:04:53
  I'm so sick of this. Toward the end of 2027?
• 4:04:57
  Yeah, that's actually a good goal. I want to
• 4:04:59
  celebrate New Year's Eve free. If he gets out
• 4:05:01
  New Year's Eve, it will be the freak off of all
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  freaks. Oh, yeah. Carrie manifested her true
• 4:05:08
  love relationship. I don't believe in manifestation
• 4:05:11
  anymore. Mm -hmm. I kind of do. Mm -hmm. Justin
• 4:05:16
  Trudeau, she wrote 10 things that she wanted
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  to achieve. And number 10 was true love. All
• 4:05:23
  right, there you go. Until they break up in a
• 4:05:26
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  to Sunday Morning Futures. Oh, this is a hot
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  she's hot. But she's got stupid opinions. I'm
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  Maria Bartiromo. I know that my viewers expect
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  something from me and they get it. A shocking
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  and abrupt exit. After more than 12 years at
• 4:05:52
  Fox News, Maria Bartiromo finds... By me! You
• 4:05:58
  all know that I love me some honor. What a cougar!
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  network secrets to the Trump administration,
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  My ass body was leaking all over anyway. What's
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  going on here? Well, if you struggle to put down
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  your phone, you're not alone. A new survey from
• 4:06:30
  the Pew Research Center showed that half of American
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  adults say they spend too much time on their
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  phones. Oh, jeez. About one in four adults admit
• 4:06:38
  they're scrolling on their phones almost constantly.
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  Yeah, I average about two hours and 15 minutes
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  a week. I try to limit it. Nearly two weeks after
• 4:06:49
  the passing of country legend Dolly Parton, her
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  sister Stella Parton is calling on others to
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  follow her sister's example of leading with compassion.
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  Stella taking to Instagram September 4th, revealing
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  she and her family have felt incredible pressure
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  and insensitivity from strangers since the death
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  of Dolly at age 80. The 77 year old's first thanking
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  fans who've offered her family genuine love and
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  support. Alright, rest in peace baby doll. Oh
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  yeah! We all go to the grocery store with the
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  list, or at least try to, but extreme grocery
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  budgeters are finding Now women do that, not
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  men! is to make big cuts to the list and the
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  a mom tell you how to save money. Whatever! Oh
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  Jesus! Now let's talk about Kid Cudi and Kanye
• 4:07:42
  West. Oh yeah! They're back together! Kid Cody
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  is responding to Peter Rosenberg after... Peter's
• 4:07:49
  a bitch. Rosenberg criticized artists for reuniting
• 4:07:53
  with Kanye West. Oh, get over it. He's talented.
• 4:07:56
  I know you're Jewish. And I know he said awful
• 4:08:00
  things. Move on. During his Chicago shows. I
• 4:08:04
  know. Peter Rosenberg. A culture vulture. Wow.
• 4:08:11
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  Yeah, there's this lookalike of Usher. Usher
• 4:08:19
  came face to face with his wax self at Madame
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  Tussauds Las Vegas. Looks more like me than me.
• 4:08:25
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• 4:08:28
  one has herpes. I mean, obviously, I hope he
• 4:08:32
  likes the movie. Robert Pattinson responds to
• 4:08:35
  Chris Hansen's concerns about his portrayal of
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  the former To Catch a Predator host. Yeah, Chris
• 4:08:40
  Hansen takes himself way too seriously. You had
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  a cool job about 20 years ago. Chris Hansen just
• 4:08:49
  always had that vibe that he thinks he's better
• 4:08:52
  than you because he helped catch pedophiles.
• 4:08:54
  And for some reason, I thought he got caught
• 4:08:56
  with a prostitute, but he got arrested for bad
• 4:08:59
  checks in 2019 and then not showing up to court
• 4:09:03
  in 2021. Oh, yeah. He thinks he's better than
• 4:09:06
  you. I don't have to go to my court case. Shut
• 4:09:10
  your ass. Hopefully Robert Pattinson does a good
• 4:09:13
  job of describing how much of a douche you are
• 4:09:15
  in real life in a movie. The actor stars in the
• 4:09:18
  upcoming A24 psychological thriller Primetime.
• 4:09:22
  Yeah. I feel a whole thing in that to catch a
• 4:09:25
  predator. How's that movie about it? Playing
• 4:09:28
  a fictionalized version of Chris during his controversial
• 4:09:31
  run hosting the Dateline NBC. Why would that
• 4:09:34
  be controversial? He was catching pedophiles.
• 4:09:36
  If you find that controversial to catch pedophiles,
• 4:09:39
  you're probably a pedophile. series and after
• 4:09:42
  chris publicly criticized parts of the portrayal
• 4:09:45
  oh yeah he's never gonna be happy with it why
• 4:09:50
  is that pretty boy doing it shut your ass you're
• 4:09:53
  at nine robert is sharing his take while speaking
• 4:09:56
  to a crowd during a press conference at the venice
• 4:09:58
  film festival september 5th the twilight alum
• 4:10:01
  says i mean obviously i hope he likes the movie
• 4:10:04
  yeah we all do i would hope in some ways like
• 4:10:08
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• 4:10:12
  a good dude! It's Robert Pattinson! Who cares?
• 4:10:16
  Eric has kind of forgiven so many people who
• 4:10:20
  are involved in this, but, like, he is now. Mm
• 4:10:22
  -hmm. I hope it's some kind of compliment. Yeah,
• 4:10:26
  I think you can make a 10 out of 10 movie, but
• 4:10:29
  the fact that the Twilight guy's doing it, I
• 4:10:31
  feel like Chris Hansen is kind of singling him
• 4:10:34
  out because of it. who says he watched to catch
• 4:10:38
  a predator when he was younger explains we all
• 4:10:40
  did as all the youtube clips he was particularly
• 4:10:44
  fascinated by chris's on -screen presence even
• 4:10:48
  after watching thousands of hours of everything
• 4:10:51
  to do with it you can't really put your finger
• 4:10:53
  on it and i think what we were trying to capture
• 4:10:56
  i think is all of our collective enthusiasm all
• 4:10:58
  right so the point is this chris hansen's an
• 4:11:01
  insecure douche And you need to leave him when
• 4:11:05
  it comes to Robert Pattinson alone. Time for
• 4:11:10
  Alex Earle news. Brian Hoppy on the air. Yeah,
• 4:11:14
  we back in this. Turn it up in your car. In your
• 4:11:19
  cubicle. Wherever you at. We got another one
• 4:11:23
  to talk about. Stop. Stop. Scroll, same face,
• 4:11:30
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• 4:11:33
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• 4:11:36
  but the brand deal link always stay front page.
• 4:11:39
  She rehearse that laugh that I'm just like you.
• 4:11:41
  In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous view. Wants
• 4:11:44
  a mic, wants the merch, wants the podcast chair.
• 4:11:47
  Say a whole lot of words, but there's nothing
• 4:11:48
  really there. Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her
• 4:11:52
  daddy. Wannabe, wannabe. Trying to copy every
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  topic, everybody. Yeah, all soft, all gloss But
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• 4:12:05
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• 4:12:15
  fake Yeah, we got a habit Story time hit, but
• 4:12:20
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• 4:12:23
  couple of years New boy, same plot, cue the ring
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  light glow Like we ain't seen this rerun four
• 4:12:28
  seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'ma That's
• 4:12:58
  tragic. Let's get to it right now. Happy Hot
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  Topic. Here's Alex L. Talking about bricks and
• 4:13:07
  burials. Laughing in her face. I would laugh
• 4:13:10
  in your face too. You're a brick. I texted him.
• 4:13:16
  Shut up. Alex Earl is getting real about a post
• 4:13:22
  -breakup mishap with ex -Braxton Berrios. Yeah,
• 4:13:25
  women do this thing where they break up with
• 4:13:29
  a guy and because they're so easy to move on
• 4:13:32
  as a woman, they expect the guy to always be
• 4:13:35
  mourning them. When we're busy trying to get
• 4:13:40
  our rocks off, we ain't thinking about you. It's
• 4:13:44
  like that song by Bow Wow. Ain't thinking about
• 4:13:47
  you. In the debut season of her family's new
• 4:13:51
  Netflix reality series, Earl Meets World, the
• 4:13:54
  25 -year -old reveals she recently ran into the
• 4:13:56
  NFL player during a night out with her sister,
• 4:13:59
  Ashton Earle. Yeah, I wouldn't wait to thank.
• 4:14:02
  I was at a party once, and my ex said, I didn't
• 4:14:04
  say hi to her. We're not dating anymore, and
• 4:14:07
  you're banging other people. Other people have
• 4:14:10
  either robbed or been inside of you. I ain't
• 4:14:12
  dealing with that. And BFF Sally Carden. And
• 4:14:16
  let's just say the ex's reunion didn't exactly
• 4:14:18
  go smoothly. Yeah, she's like, oh, he's supposed
• 4:14:21
  to mourn me and bow down to me, even though he
• 4:14:24
  has more talent because he's actually doing something
• 4:14:26
  with talent called playing football while you're
• 4:14:28
  living off of daddy's money. And you're a failed
• 4:14:31
  call her daddy ripoff. Alex, who split from Braxton
• 4:14:36
  in December 2025 after nearly the best month
• 4:14:40
  that ever happened on the get out of you. Three
• 4:14:42
  years together recalls him mocking her over their
• 4:14:45
  breakup. I would do. Saying. To me, he was mocking
• 4:14:50
  me saying, I told you not to break up with me.
• 4:14:53
  He was. I would say that too. He's the man. Now
• 4:14:58
  you're going from God to God. Including his former
• 4:15:01
  teammate, Brady. Show your ass. Your flat ass.
• 4:15:05
  He's laughing in my face. Like, I told you not
• 4:15:07
  to do this. Yeah, you keep talking about him.
• 4:15:09
  You must miss how he went to pound town. Because
• 4:15:13
  we all know Brady lays there. Like, you should
• 4:15:16
  be so grateful to be on top of me. Confessional,
• 4:15:20
  Alex admits she had enough liquid courage that
• 4:15:22
  night to approach her ex and tell him. Yeah,
• 4:15:25
  you know, she was probably crying when she went
• 4:15:27
  home. Like, I'm so stupid. I'm fit to block stereotype.
• 4:15:33
  How she was really feeling, explaining. I must
• 4:15:36
  have said something along the lines of, this
• 4:15:38
  is really hard seeing you. Like, this is really
• 4:15:40
  hard for me. Yeah, women don't like when the
• 4:15:43
  guy glows up. But when the guy doesn't like when
• 4:15:47
  the girl glows up, he's being obsessive. Man,
• 4:15:50
  funk that. But according to Alex, that vulnerability
• 4:15:53
  wasn't exactly reciprocated. Yeah, he's like,
• 4:15:56
  you, you, you, you dumped him. Why would he want
• 4:15:59
  to talk to you when you dumped him? And he knows
• 4:16:02
  you're going to use him for content like right
• 4:16:04
  now. With the influencer saying. Are you still
• 4:16:07
  influential? That's what we call anybody without
• 4:16:09
  talent that's famous. Accent was being a little
• 4:16:12
  standoffish. Gee, I wonder why. And while Alex
• 4:16:16
  was initially proud of herself for walking away.
• 4:16:19
  Yeah. That self -control apparently didn't make
• 4:16:23
  it all the way home. Yes, sir. Cut to the next
• 4:16:28
  morning when a hungover Alex jokes from bed.
• 4:16:31
  Whoever let me text Braxton at 4 a .m. will ruin
• 4:16:33
  the day. Yeah, like a typical cloud chasing woman.
• 4:16:40
  You like how I added the word cloud chasing?
• 4:16:42
  But it's not all women. Like a typical cloud
• 4:16:44
  chasing woman. You expect them to bow down to
• 4:16:47
  you and then take no accountability when you
• 4:16:49
  obsessed over them. And then here's Alex Earl
• 4:16:53
  talking about Alex Cooper. Definitely feel betrayed
• 4:16:58
  by Alex Cooper. Earl finally speaking out about
• 4:17:02
  what really happened between her and Alex Cooper.
• 4:17:04
  The longtime feud rumors were confirmed when
• 4:17:07
  Cooper posted this TikTok video back in April.
• 4:17:09
  Alex Earl. Hey, girl. These are just two dumb
• 4:17:14
  blondes with some talent. I mean, Alex Cooper
• 4:17:17
  has way more talent, but they're just two dumb
• 4:17:20
  blondes arguing. The passive -aggressive... Oh,
• 4:17:26
  and you're totally not passive -aggressive. Shut
• 4:17:28
  your ass as well. ...posts and the likes and
• 4:17:32
  the commenting on things... I got to call you
• 4:17:36
  out here. You call everyone out by yourself.
• 4:17:40
  You must be awful to work with. You're going
• 4:17:43
  to need to get specific and just say what you
• 4:17:46
  got to say about me. I feel like I'm being baited
• 4:17:50
  into saying something. Yeah, because you don't
• 4:17:53
  know what to say because you're stupid. I don't
• 4:17:55
  even know why Alex Cooper's mad. You're both
• 4:17:57
  idiots. I'm like, what do you have up your sleeve?
• 4:18:00
  Alex Cooper's is semi -funny because she has
• 4:18:01
  ghost riders. I thought you were trying to trick
• 4:18:03
  me with at the time. Yeah, that's a problem.
• 4:18:06
  If you're afraid of people tricking you, that
• 4:18:08
  means you've been tricked. It ain't tricking
• 4:18:13
  if you got it. Earl commented on Cooper's video
• 4:18:15
  writing, okay on it, but she didn't end up speaking
• 4:18:18
  on the issue until now. I stayed quiet for so
• 4:18:20
  long because I am. Had no idea what to say. scared
• 4:18:26
  of alex cooper earl details what she claims really
• 4:18:29
  went down saying it all stemmed from earl going
• 4:18:31
  on call her daddy back in september 2023 just
• 4:18:35
  one month after earl signed with cooper's the
• 4:18:37
  unwell network yeah here's the problem i've worked
• 4:18:40
  along big time radio hosts obviously And when
• 4:18:45
  you are working alongside someone and they give
• 4:18:48
  you an opportunity, they do not like when you
• 4:18:50
  start to shine as bright as them. And eventually
• 4:18:55
  launched her hot mess podcast with them. All
• 4:18:57
  right, enough. Alex, Alex Cooper, you're literally
• 4:19:01
  the same person. Shut up. Diplo said walking
• 4:19:06
  through Burning Man is. Terrible and that he'd
• 4:19:09
  rather be in a desert burning. Interesting. And
• 4:19:12
  Kenny Smith said that the Clippers cheated and
• 4:19:15
  are now paying the price. Yeah, Steve Ballmer's
• 4:19:17
  a dumb boomer. Just a stupid man. Nikki Glaser
• 4:19:23
  says she was just seconds away from committing
• 4:19:26
  a Swift crime. Oh, yeah. She's such a suck -offer
• 4:19:30
  of them. At Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
• 4:19:32
  wedding, the comedian spills some bejeweled details
• 4:19:35
  from the couple's July 3rd nuptials. Madison
• 4:19:39
  Square Garden, including the wedding souvenir
• 4:19:41
  she almost stole. An audio obtained by E! News
• 4:19:44
  during her Las Vegas residency, Nicki reveals
• 4:19:47
  that late in the night, while everyone was on
• 4:19:49
  the dance floor, she found herself hanging out
• 4:19:52
  by the wedding cake. And that's when she noticed
• 4:19:54
  something interesting. Explaining, I look up
• 4:19:57
  at the cake and on the top tier where the two
• 4:19:59
  little cake toppers are, it's just Travis. Taylor's
• 4:20:03
  missing. And I'm like, someone already took Taylor.
• 4:20:06
  I'm taking Travis. And with guests required to
• 4:20:08
  turn in their phones nikki thought she had the
• 4:20:11
  perfect no body no crime situation yeah turning
• 4:20:15
  in your phone's really weird she says she grabbed
• 4:20:20
  the kind of cultish travis cake topper and was
• 4:20:23
  just two seconds away from can you imagine if
• 4:20:25
  a man told people to give you your phones but
• 4:20:27
  oh it's damn but putting it in her purse which
• 4:20:31
  whatever gives a shit stupid winning what's going
• 4:20:35
  on here That's right. Is this a prank? Am I being...
• 4:20:39
  So here's Howard Stern giving a serious XM channel
• 4:20:42
  to Andy Cohen, Howard 101. Mm -hmm. What a bizarre
• 4:20:48
  old world we live in. That's right. Is this a
• 4:20:49
  prank? Am I being pranked? No, you are not being
• 4:20:52
  pranked. And Andy has been gracious enough to
• 4:20:54
  take over 101, and I have one request. Yeah.
• 4:20:57
  Please continue the tradition of doing a lot
• 4:21:00
  of gay antics. Yeah, we all kind of know Howard
• 4:21:02
  Stern's kind of gay. Because, you know... Well,
• 4:21:06
  your show's gayer than mine. My show is gayer,
• 4:21:08
  so I hope you up the gay. Yes, I will. You heard
• 4:21:11
  him, Andy. Crank it up to 11. Bravo boss Andy
• 4:21:14
  Cohen is taking over one of Howard Stern's longtime
• 4:21:16
  SiriusXM channels following the big news that
• 4:21:19
  the Howard Stern show will soon be streaming
• 4:21:21
  on HBO Max starting... Yeah, this isn't going
• 4:21:24
  to be okay. This is going to be Jill from Pennsylvania
• 4:21:26
  for 45 minutes. ...September 17th. Cohen's previous
• 4:21:29
  spot, channel 102, meanwhile, is going to Sebastian
• 4:21:32
  Maniscalco's... Oh, he's so fat! Comedy radio.
• 4:21:36
  Don't worry, though. Stern Show will also stay
• 4:21:40
  put on Channel 100. Right, guys? Last question.
• 4:21:44
  Any chance I could get 100 and you take 101?
• 4:21:49
  No, I'm not giving up 100. Howard 101 is in very
• 4:21:52
  capable hands. Enjoy it. Take good care of it.
• 4:21:55
  They left out this line that was... I'm going
• 4:21:58
  to play the unfiltered part of it. They left
• 4:22:00
  out this part where he was making a joke about
• 4:22:02
  guys being behind... Fucking the news is so scared
• 4:22:05
  to be funny. Where is it? Here's the full video.
• 4:22:10
  I thought you were professional. People are fucking
• 4:22:12
  behind us. So what? You've never had people behind
• 4:22:14
  you? Wait a second. You've never had people behind
• 4:22:17
  you? That was it. They took that part out. I
• 4:22:21
  thought that was funny. We got to be so politically
• 4:22:25
  correct. This next guy right here is the biggest
• 4:22:31
  freaking loser around. Happy Hot Topic. Jim Thorne's
• 4:22:37
  time at Wheel of Fortune has come to an end.
• 4:22:40
  Doesn't he just look like a butterfly? He's got
• 4:22:42
  that big, goopy smile. And he's stupid. One day
• 4:22:48
  after photos surfaced appearing to show the longtime
• 4:22:50
  game show. Appearing at their show. announcer
• 4:22:54
  in an online chat room for pedophiles while oh
• 4:22:57
  yeah while he's always on the public airplane
• 4:22:59
  using public wi -fi what a dumb goofy stupid
• 4:23:02
  teeth looking boomer aboard a flight sony pictures
• 4:23:06
  television confirmed september 4th has been fired
• 4:23:10
  writing in a statement to e -news following a
• 4:23:12
  thorough investigation jim thornton's employment
• 4:23:15
  with wheel of fortune has been terminated effective
• 4:23:18
  immediately imagine that first day you go home
• 4:23:21
  to your family and you're like i I got fired
• 4:23:23
  because I was on a butterfly on chair room. E!
• 4:23:27
  News has reached out to Jim's attorney. E! News
• 4:23:30
  reached out and they never hear back. But I feel
• 4:23:32
  like this is the one time you're really not going
• 4:23:34
  to hear back. What are you going to say? Oh,
• 4:23:36
  yeah, that was me talking about a buffet for
• 4:23:40
  boys. You're a loser. or comment on his firing,
• 4:23:43
  but has not heard back. The move comes just days
• 4:23:46
  after Sony announced on September 1st that Jim,
• 4:23:49
  who had served as the voice of Wheel of Fortune
• 4:23:51
  since 2011, was suspended while the company investigated
• 4:23:55
  allegations against him. Yeah, that's not gone.
• 4:23:59
  Back in May, a fellow passenger on an American
• 4:24:02
  Airlines flight from Charlotte to Los Angeles
• 4:24:04
  told TMZ she saw Jim using his laptop in what
• 4:24:08
  appeared to be a chat room. Yeah, he's like snooping.
• 4:24:11
  She was. I was watching Power. It's a show on
• 4:24:15
  Starz that has sex scenes. I would use a different
• 4:24:18
  tab during a murder scene. He was ultimately
• 4:24:21
  like, oh, yeah. By the way, you don't want to
• 4:24:24
  trust this woman, whoever she is. She's a rat.
• 4:24:26
  For pedophiles, photos obtained by the outlet
• 4:24:29
  appeared to show messages discussing children
• 4:24:32
  at a restaurant. You know what's funny? Not only
• 4:24:35
  is he a loser in life. Not only is he a creep.
• 4:24:41
  Not only does he make white people look bad,
• 4:24:43
  but he failed. He spun the wheel and did terrible.
• 4:24:53
  That's the sound of your career going bye -bye.
• 4:24:56
  This is the sound of your wife taking half your
• 4:24:58
  money. Eight, five, six, 49. Happy Hot Topic.
• 4:25:10
  Up in this morning, YouTuber Jack Doherty landing
• 4:25:12
  himself back in jail. What a loser. He just looks
• 4:25:16
  like Jack Doherty. And he's a part of the generation
• 4:25:19
  that was in high school during COVID. So he's
• 4:25:22
  all messed up. And he's just dumb. In South Florida,
• 4:25:26
  he is facing domestic battery charges. He just
• 4:25:29
  looks like a little punk -ass bitch. He is no
• 4:25:31
  stranger to law enforcement. Having been arrested
• 4:25:34
  in the past, he's set to face a judge. Again
• 4:25:36
  this morning. Isabella Martin is live. The latest
• 4:25:41
  from Fort Lauderdale. Isabella. Michaela Leanne,
• 4:25:46
  police say this latest arrest started with a
• 4:25:50
  disturbance call here in Fort Lauderdale. When
• 4:25:53
  police arrived, they say they found Jack Doherty
• 4:25:56
  and a woman had gotten into a physical fight.
• 4:25:58
  Oh, that's good! Not at all! Now he's behind
• 4:26:02
  bars here at the Broward County Jail. Loser!
• 4:26:06
  I hear a little snack for everybody in prison.
• 4:26:10
  An absolute snack. Back in the headlines in Back
• 4:26:14
  to Jail for YouTuber Jack Doherty. The 22 -year
• 4:26:17
  -old with millions of followers on social media
• 4:26:20
  was arrested Friday just before noon. Fort Lauderdale
• 4:26:23
  police say they were called to his home on Southwest
• 4:26:26
  Fifth Court for some sort of disturbance. Investigators
• 4:26:30
  say Doherty and a woman got into a physical fight
• 4:26:32
  inside the house. They say the woman was not
• 4:26:35
  hurt. Doherty was arrested and taken to the Broward
• 4:26:37
  main jail. He just looks like an absolute idiot.
• 4:26:40
  You just look at him. He looks like an entitled
• 4:26:42
  brat that's had everything given to him and he
• 4:26:45
  thinks he's above the law. Where he faces a misdemeanor
• 4:26:49
  domestic battery charge. All of this comes less
• 4:26:51
  than a year since the social media influencer
• 4:26:54
  was arrested on Miami Beach. Yeah, he is no stranger
• 4:27:00
  to getting arrested. November of 2025, police
• 4:27:04
  said Doherty positioned himself in the middle
• 4:27:06
  of the street in the entertainment district.
• 4:27:09
  Police say he repeatedly refused to follow officers'
• 4:27:12
  commands. Body cam video shows the moment an
• 4:27:15
  officer searched him. Police found drugs and
• 4:27:18
  charged him with two misdemeanors and a felony.
• 4:27:20
  After bonding out of... He just looks like a
• 4:27:22
  sketch ball. Like, if I were a cop and I saw
• 4:27:24
  him, I would immediately search him. Mm -hmm.
• 4:27:27
  Jail following that arrest, it took no time...
• 4:27:30
  He makes all Gen Z look bad as well. It's all
• 4:27:36
  about content, right? When it's all said and
• 4:27:38
  done, you're a failure and no wonder your family
• 4:27:40
  wants to be left anonymous. You're a douche.
• 4:27:45
  And you literally make sure that girls turn 18
• 4:27:47
  and then you sign them up for OnlyFans. You're
• 4:27:50
  a pimp, you're a creep, and you're a liar and
• 4:27:52
  a failure. Can you tell I don't like this little
• 4:27:57
  bitch? Now, Doherty is expected to go before
• 4:28:02
  a judge later this morning. We'll keep you updated
• 4:28:05
  with what happens. Thank you. I appreciate you
• 4:28:08
  keeping us updated on this douchebag. Happy hour.
• 4:28:13
  Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will
• 4:28:28
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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  poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you
• 4:28:39
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 4:28:42
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 4:28:46
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
• 4:28:51
  It's not laughing. As a reminder, if you don't
• 4:29:12
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  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
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  You got me spinning circles Wondering where did
• 4:29:49
  the love go You're not the man I used to know
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  Can we go back to before We are the ones who
• 4:30:42
  were meant to be. Like you don't love me at all
• 4:31:54
  Laying down, down, down Can't give much more
• 4:32:00
  cause you just Oh yeah, I got a few minutes left
• 4:33:50
  here on the hot 97 .7 feet. Let's get right into
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  it so you guys can hear a bit of the rant before
• 4:33:58
  we get to music. today the hip -hop community
• 4:34:09
  witnessed a powerful moment of solidarity oh
• 4:34:12
  yeah the hip -hop community coming together between
• 4:34:16
  Meek Mill and Lil Durk. Oh man, this is when
• 4:34:18
  we know hell's freezing. As Lil Durk's trial
• 4:34:22
  begins, Meek Mill stepped up to show his support,
• 4:34:25
  questioning the environment that shaped both
• 4:34:27
  him and so many others growing up. Here's the
• 4:34:29
  thing that drives me nuts. Mayor Johnson didn't
• 4:34:33
  listen. I liked Lil Durk's body of work until
• 4:34:36
  about 2020 when he started making that crappy
• 4:34:38
  music with OTF. But I liked his beard. Disney,
• 4:34:42
  what you want? Cloud, right here. So I like the
• 4:34:45
  old little Dirk. But this whole thing of not
• 4:34:48
  taking accountability, he's a criminal. In America.
• 4:34:51
  And this whole free Dirk thing is sad. Meek Mill
• 4:34:55
  described Dirk as just an innocent kid from Chicago
• 4:34:58
  highlighting the... Oh, he put heads on people
• 4:35:01
  and probably killed people himself. Oh, but he's
• 4:35:03
  so innocent! struggles faced by youth in their
• 4:35:09
  communities. On his Twitter page, Meek Mill shared
• 4:35:12
  a heartfelt statement. Free Dirk. Just an innocent
• 4:35:16
  kid from Chicago. Not at all. Maybe just a kid
• 4:35:19
  from Chicago. The real question is, as an American,
• 4:35:22
  why was Dirk Brothers' cousins and friends killed
• 4:35:25
  in the greatest country on Earth? It's not the
• 4:35:28
  greatest country, but whatever. We used to play
• 4:35:30
  Sega Draw Art and watch Lion King as kids. Yeah,
• 4:35:34
  but he grew up in the hood and his dad was a
• 4:35:35
  criminal. Like Meek Mill, you don't get the gangster
• 4:35:40
  life because you're the butt body of the daddy.
• 4:35:43
  Y 'all failed us and blamed us for everything.
• 4:35:45
  Whatever. Making about you. Meek Mill, no one's
• 4:35:49
  thought about you since 2011. Happy Hot Topic!
• 4:35:53
  You're peaked with I'm a boss. And then there's
• 4:35:56
  this dad headline right here. A luxury lifestyle
• 4:35:58
  influencer has died. Yeah. I feel bad for these
• 4:36:03
  influencers where they stink. They got to make
• 4:36:06
  their body look a certain way. after complications
• 4:36:09
  from a cosmetic procedure proved fatal. Yeah,
• 4:36:12
  this is not good. TMZ reports September 5th that
• 4:36:15
  Ego Tiny Ubi Rebo died March 6th after receiving
• 4:36:18
  a genital enlargement injection. Man, I know
• 4:36:22
  my penis is just good enough in the club, but
• 4:36:26
  man, it's so sad. I still haven't been making
• 4:36:29
  fun of him for getting penis enlargement. Well,
• 4:36:30
  then we'll make fun of you for dying with a BBL.
• 4:36:33
  Shut up! During a trip to Thailand with wife
• 4:36:36
  Danielle Simba Allen. And his wife telling him
• 4:36:39
  penis isn't good enough. That's going to be a
• 4:36:41
  weird funeral. He was 43. At an inquest in London,
• 4:36:45
  coroner Gene Harkin found the British Nigerian
• 4:36:48
  businessman died from a pulmonary embolism. That's
• 4:36:51
  so sad. You die all over your penis. Sudden blockage.
• 4:36:54
  Your penis is supposed to give you the best moments
• 4:36:56
  of your life, not take it. of a blood vessel
• 4:36:58
  in the lungs caused by complications from the
• 4:37:01
  cosmetic procedure. Oh, rest in peace, bud. The
• 4:37:04
  outlet reports Ego received 40 milliliters of
• 4:37:07
  hyaluronic acid and lidocaine in his penis. Wow,
• 4:37:10
  that's just... I just don't want to... That's
• 4:37:13
  an exit on the zone. Afterward, he experienced
• 4:37:16
  chest pain while at a massage with Danielle and
• 4:37:19
  was taken to a local hospital where doctors perform
• 4:37:23
  CPR for nearly two hours. Oh, my God. While such
• 4:37:29
  procedures can increase length or the Cleveland
• 4:37:31
  Clinic notes possible complications. Yeah, when
• 4:37:34
  the Cleveland Clinic doesn't like it, which is
• 4:37:37
  a pretty good hospital. Yeah, we have a problem.
• 4:37:40
  Includes scarring, infection, loss of sensation,
• 4:37:43
  and erectile dysfunction. Yeah, you don't want
• 4:37:45
  that. Then it's all for nothing. I feel like
• 4:37:49
  the points to get rocked. In May on Instagram,
• 4:37:53
  friend Celebrity Barman shared video from Ego's
• 4:37:55
  London funeral. In part, today London stood still
• 4:38:00
  for you, Tiny. Why is it coming out now, six
• 4:38:02
  months later? We love you, we celebrate you,
• 4:38:04
  and we will never forget you, brother. Rest in
• 4:38:07
  peace, Dan. Hopefully in the afterlife you can
• 4:38:09
  use your penis properly. There was a scary moment
• 4:38:19
  on stage yesterday when rapper Webby collapsed
• 4:38:21
  while performing with Pussy. The two were in
• 4:38:24
  the middle of rapping their classic song, Wipe
• 4:38:25
  Me Down, when Webby suddenly passed out. Oh yeah!
• 4:38:28
  It's a banger! Shocking fans. I'm glad Webby's
• 4:38:34
  okay. Let's get this over with. Time for Fresno
• 4:38:37
  News. Fresno's loud and sour, mic in his grip,
• 4:38:56
  got the world feelin' sour. Hoppy on the block,
• 4:38:58
  droppin' facts like boulders. Words cut sharply,
• 4:39:01
  the city on his shoulders. News so raw, unfiltered,
• 4:39:04
  true spray. Fresno's postin' every word that
• 4:39:07
  he say. No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise. Hoppy
• 4:39:10
  in the booth, Fresno hits it live. Fresno, no,
• 4:39:13
  he don't hold back. It's so bold, keep the city
• 4:39:16
  on track. Puttin' seven waves, hittin' the air
• 4:39:24
  Hoppy got the hype, but his voice takes you there
• 4:39:27
  Talk so tall, every line's a skyscraper Fresno's
• 4:39:31
  gospel, no need for no paper Big man talk, he
• 4:39:34
  a walkin' headline Every word a spark, got the
• 4:39:36
  city in line Critics wanna squawk, but they can't
• 4:39:39
  outshine Hoppy, I will put ever Fresno's on shrine
• 4:39:42
  Microphone king, six, nine stature Truth be slain,
• 4:39:46
  Fresno's main rapture Catch him on the dime,
• 4:39:48
  Fresno's the king Happy Hot Topic! New tonight,
• 4:40:19
  the data center debate in the city of Fresno.
• 4:40:22
  Several local leaders are taking a strong stand
• 4:40:24
  against that technology that's sparking a national
• 4:40:27
  conversation. It's such a waste of time because
• 4:40:30
  you know what? It ain't good! These tiny high
• 4:40:37
  school students were among the first to walk
• 4:40:40
  through the new Evolve Express weapons detector
• 4:40:42
  systems at Dyneva High School ahead of Friday's
• 4:40:44
  game against Sunnyside. Oh, yeah, whatever keeps
• 4:40:47
  the kids safe. Family events, and we want...
• 4:40:51
  It's a nerd zone. All right, Winston -Salem news.
• 4:40:54
  Winston -Salem news. Winston -Salem. Oh, yeah.
• 4:41:06
  From Winston, Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spiral
• 4:41:09
  on the breeze in my daily routine Got the draw
• 4:41:11
  when I roll through the lines Slow with the words,
• 4:41:15
  but the thought still shines Riding Hoppy on
• 4:41:17
  the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play
• 4:41:21
  Say what he mean, let the truth come through
• 4:41:23
  If it hit the room, then it hit the room He don't
• 4:41:27
  bite his tongue No, he let it fly If it's on
• 4:41:33
  his mind, you Winston Selim News Tell the truth
• 4:41:40
  Winston Selim News Coming through Half an hour
• 4:41:46
  on the dial Let it loose Winston Selim News That's
• 4:41:53
  the truth Winston Selim News Right now A Reidsville
• 4:42:06
  man says a late night trip to Wendy's almost
• 4:42:08
  ended with him in handcuffs. No way! Steps away
• 4:42:11
  from his front door. He says it happened because
• 4:42:13
  of what he calls a flock camera mistake. Yeah,
• 4:42:17
  but I thought they were so perfect! Play reader
• 4:42:20
  flagged his car, claiming it had been involved
• 4:42:22
  in reckless driving, but he tells 12 Investigates
• 4:42:25
  there's no way that was true. I thought they
• 4:42:29
  were so perfect. Stop it! Stop it! Time for Tampa
• 4:42:36
  Bay News. Flock cameras are credited with helping
• 4:43:25
  St. Pete police make an arrest in a hit and run
• 4:43:28
  that happened nearly a month ago. That's great,
• 4:43:29
  but you also stalk people, so shut up! Meantime,
• 4:43:33
  the fight against changes to the city of Sarasota's
• 4:43:35
  parking enforcement just took another turn after
• 4:43:38
  it became physical on St. Arm - Let's get physical!
• 4:43:43
  In circle, Sarasota police say a parking employee
• 4:43:46
  was battered just two days after a workshop where
• 4:43:49
  city commissioners called on the public to not
• 4:43:51
  take their frustrations out on employees. It's
• 4:43:53
  something that the world's going well. And then
• 4:43:56
  there's this. You've probably seen these cars,
• 4:43:58
  these strange looking cars rolling around Tampa
• 4:44:01
  with no driver behind the wheel. In fact, I don't
• 4:44:04
  even know if it's way out there. Taking forever.
• 4:44:07
  The news are such dorks. Over in Hillsborough
• 4:44:11
  County, deputies arrested a man after they say
• 4:44:14
  he ran from them and tried to hide in a shed.
• 4:44:17
  Is that Mike Helter's shed? Mm -hmm. All right,
• 4:44:19
  what's going on here? And there's this disturbing
• 4:44:23
  headline. Well, right now, the Manatee County
• 4:44:25
  Sheriff's Office is investigating after partial
• 4:44:28
  human remains were recovered from the water near
• 4:44:30
  the Skyway Bridge early this morning. Ah, that's
• 4:44:33
  good. We're all just doing well, right? 4 .30,
• 4:44:38
  a safety alert in Pompano Beach. That's where
• 4:44:41
  a registered sex offender now accused of groping
• 4:44:43
  young girls just outside of a local Islamic center.
• 4:44:46
  Did it happen? All right, get the shotgun. Thank
• 4:44:50
  you. A woman in Liberty City who claimed to be
• 4:44:54
  a doctor was apparently anything but. She was
• 4:44:57
  running a butt sculpting clinic. Man, if I saw
• 4:44:59
  her working on a butt, I'd be like, get away
• 4:45:01
  from me. You're stupid. What's going on here?
• 4:45:06
  Oh, this weird old cop. Just hours ago, Pasco
• 4:45:09
  County deputies arrested one of their own on
• 4:45:12
  child sex crimes. Oh, yeah. They crush him. There
• 4:45:16
  you go. And then this topic right here. I am
• 4:45:19
  sick and tired of Sandy's women defending, you
• 4:45:24
  know, Lindsay Clancy. If you. are defending her
• 4:45:29
  and a guy out there knows you're defending her,
• 4:45:32
  that guy should dump you because you're crazy.
• 4:45:39
  Unsettling details are coming out about what
• 4:45:41
  happened inside this Frankfurt house. This is
• 4:45:43
  where prosecutors say Corey Walsh killed her
• 4:45:46
  two -year -old son. And this woman was influenced
• 4:45:48
  by Lindsay Clancy. Oh, but it was just postpartum
• 4:45:51
  depression. My mom suffered from postpartum depression.
• 4:45:55
  And yay! Maybe she was hyper at parties in the
• 4:45:58
  90s, but she didn't kill me. You probably wish
• 4:46:00
  she did. The mother is charged with first degree
• 4:46:03
  murder after her neighbor found the boy hanging
• 4:46:06
  in the basement on a device from a rafter. Postpartum
• 4:46:09
  depression! He died from asphyxia. Court records
• 4:46:13
  revealed one other child, an infant, was present
• 4:46:15
  in the home at the time. I am. This is the problem
• 4:46:19
  with the world. These idiots. that shouldn't
• 4:46:22
  be reproducing are reproducing! And unharmed.
• 4:46:28
  Walsh, who's now sitting in the Willow County
• 4:46:29
  Jail, was found in an upstairs bathroom and a
• 4:46:32
  pool of blood. Gosh, it looks like she's insane!
• 4:46:36
  All you know is she doesn't give a good mouth
• 4:46:38
  hug, though! with cuts to her wrist and thighs.
• 4:46:41
  Not only was I a prosecutor in the criminal division
• 4:46:44
  of the state's attorney's office. Oh yeah, good
• 4:46:45
  for you, Irv Miller. I was head of the juvenile
• 4:46:48
  division. And I saw parents do outrageous things
• 4:46:53
  to their children that I won't even describe
• 4:46:55
  for you or your viewers. Thank you, I appreciate
• 4:46:58
  it. So, does it surprise me that this could happen
• 4:47:01
  out in Will County? What did happen? Oh yeah!
• 4:47:04
  Will County's the prey! I can tell. No surprise
• 4:47:08
  there. Not at all. And court records once told
• 4:47:12
  officers she did this to her baby because he
• 4:47:15
  was a devil and the Antichrist. Oh, man. And
• 4:47:18
  the best part was she was influenced by Lindsay
• 4:47:20
  Clancy. She even gave details of how she killed
• 4:47:23
  her son. It turns out Walsh had become very invested
• 4:47:26
  in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial. Oh, but there's
• 4:47:29
  nothing wrong with being a fan of her. Shut up!
• 4:47:31
  All the women out there that are Lindsay Clancy
• 4:47:34
  fans, get away from us. You're scary. You're
• 4:47:37
  going to ruin our lives. Blow the candles out
• 4:48:06
  Blow the candles out Blow the candles out Blow
• 4:48:21
  the candles out. Pull the all -white phantom
• 4:48:23
  out. I'm a gentleman with the pants and the shirt
• 4:48:24
  and the shoes and the hat with the shades and
• 4:48:26
  the chain and the watch is the reason I be standing
• 4:48:27
  now. That's where I should spin that cake while
• 4:48:29
  I make the icing off the cake. It's Costa Vida,
• 4:48:32
  y 'all. Come on, everybody. It's Costa Vida.
• 4:49:24
  You ain't gon' do it like the last day of Earth
• 4:49:27
  And if you really want some real on the field
• 4:49:30
  Yeah, you sound like a mug, yeah, I do the mug
• 4:49:33
  Just get my nails done, just get my hair done
• 4:49:48
  Just got this battle, go to bag, match, and go
• 4:49:51
  to club Shoes match in the bell, skirt Yeah,
• 4:49:57
  I'm doin' my thang Got, got so many haters Why
• 4:49:59
  is so many hatin'? It's like a mental patient
• 4:50:02
  I floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'
• 4:50:05
  my patience This shit workin' my nerves I'm a
• 4:50:25
  hood star and I'm partying like a rock star I'm
• 4:50:28
  better on lean at my fifth game meeting You can't
• 4:50:31
  upgrade me, mommy, I'm the boss of the team I
• 4:50:33
  do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
• 4:50:36
  it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it
• 4:50:38
  like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,
• 4:50:39
  I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
• 4:51:07
  it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts, ayy
• 4:51:12
  Watchin' me dance, just do it in the worst way
• 4:51:15
  I'm a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch
• 4:51:19
  me on the dance floor throwin' up my birthplace
• 4:51:24
  And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep till it's
• 4:51:27
  Thursday. Just a shot of Patron and blow a birthday.
• 4:51:30
  Get a wood of blue, take a home on Thursday.
• 4:51:34
  Never came, mama, you can have it your way. I
• 4:51:37
  can bring another Gucci, y 'all can do it her
• 4:51:39
  way. Hotel room, do not disturb way. That's how
• 4:51:43
  I'ma do it when I do it like my birthday. I can
• 4:51:49
  bring another Gucci, y 'all can do it her way.
• 4:51:51
  I can bring another Gucci, y 'all can do it her
• 4:51:51
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  whenever you listen to Hoppy Hour like you are
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  right now in the podcast description. It's all
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  of that. We're going to come back on Hoppy Hour.
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  Keep this party going and going. So let's hear
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  from Cameron Hank. You can hear The Hammerin'
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  Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Happy on Spotify
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  by searching up Hammerin', H -A -M -M -E -R -I
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  -N, Hank Show. And check it out on his podcast
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  feed. People with autism are often treated like
• 4:54:53
  they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this
• 4:54:56
  is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known
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  me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when
• 4:55:02
  I started school. Come to find out at age 12,
• 4:55:05
  the doctors decided I was autistic. autistic.
• 4:55:07
  Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
• 4:55:10
  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
• 4:55:12
  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
• 4:55:15
  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
• 4:55:18
  no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
• 4:55:22
  love, and learn to gain education and join the
• 4:55:26
  workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
• 4:55:29
  autism. So when you yourself that autism isn't
• 4:55:38
  a disease, it's a condition. To find out more
• 4:55:41
  about autism, please visit Autism Speaks .org.
• 4:55:45
  Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. E -H -I,
• 4:56:10
  got a new sound, makin' all the hoes get down.
• 4:56:15
  They the big man, makin' change swang, them center
• 4:56:18
  players gon' do the damn thing. Comin' in the
• 4:56:21
  club, takin' up streets, takin' over man with
• 4:56:25
  the cold out beats. Got them on charge, got them
• 4:56:28
  on lock, everywhere we go, guaranteed to blow
• 4:56:31
  the spot. That's it, just send them haze, climb
• 4:56:33
  them, say them gays, oh, it's gon' blast. We'll
• 4:57:01
  see you next time. Hey, I'm a strong with a mean
• 4:57:19
  name. When I'm guilty, then I'm representing
• 4:57:21
  my home team. I'm super ugly with a sack of money,
• 4:57:24
  it's a gator game. I'm about to buy a commission,
• 4:57:26
  pimpin', it's a gator team. Y 'all don't know
• 4:57:28
  how we do it, yo. Gator, gator war, rim, and
• 4:57:31
  finnin'. And I ain't even drivin', I'm just parkin'
• 4:57:34
  like Pippin'. Slide off in the club, and the
• 4:57:36
  man is in the 50s, don't fret so much. We ain't
• 4:57:39
  much like it, got my left and one in here Got
• 4:57:41
  it, dude, got it, dude Come on, shawty, let me
• 4:57:44
  see you get loose You bought a street with some
• 4:57:47
  great dudes And P .I .P., I'm puttin' my hands
• 4:57:50
  on you We got the remix, we got the flow Let
• 4:58:15
  me put no chasers in my drink I want two hot
• 4:58:19
  liggas poundin' Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all We
• 4:58:22
  just stay big Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all We just
• 4:58:25
  stay big All on the earth I don't need curses
• 4:58:29
  B -shows flirtin' Nothin' in my cup Shit, it's
• 4:58:32
  all good Now I'm hidin' the motherfucker makin'
• 4:58:35
  up words Lookin' like men I like them light -skinned
• 4:58:39
  Still by the time I'm twenty -ten -tweens I'm
• 4:58:42
  a tonic drink, too I can't wait to see them shit
• 4:58:46
  They all best friends. I can't walk. I, I, I,
• 4:58:50
  I can't talk. Working from the day to the dark.
• 4:58:54
  People all for square, but my goons don't pick.
• 4:58:56
  This drink's on you, all eyes on me. The niggas
• 4:59:00
  with me drinking dark. It ain't nice for Remy,
• 4:59:02
  ma. Party going all night. But we kick, kick,
• 4:59:04
  kick, kick hard. Niggas, they smoking. They be
• 4:59:07
  getting choked out. We be getting choked out.
• 4:59:11
  We be getting choked out. We be getting choked
• 4:59:13
  out. We be getting choked out. Outro Music Women's
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  whatever the hell you need. I'll go. Hi there.
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  yard signs, whatever the hell you need, print
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  sign on. Hi, we're gonna come back and I'm gonna
• 5:00:48
  keep this party going. Hello again, it's your
• 5:00:52
  favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammering Hank. I
• 5:00:55
  may look normal, but the truth is, I have a condition
• 5:00:58
  known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,
• 5:01:01
  not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,
• 5:01:05
  regardless of who they are. People with autism
• 5:01:08
  normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal
• 5:01:11
  communication skills, social interactions, and
• 5:01:13
  leisure activities. In a recent study, people
• 5:01:16
  with autism are less likely to have a job and
• 5:01:19
  more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds
• 5:01:22
  by having loving friends and family, having a
• 5:01:25
  college education. I have even worked in the
• 5:01:28
  San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality
• 5:01:30
  for many years. Always remember that people with
• 5:01:32
  autism want the same things as you, to be happy
• 5:01:35
  and successful. To find out more about autism,
• 5:01:38
  please contact your local mental health center
• 5:01:40
  or visit autism .org. and I appreciate your kindness.
• 5:01:48
  Yeah. Rizzy, baby. You already know what it is.
• 5:01:52
  This is the first time I'm high. This is the
• 5:01:54
  first time I smoke in like three months. I'm
• 5:01:56
  sorry, mama. I had to do it to him. 40, I see
• 5:01:59
  you. It wish it be going right, well I just flip
• 5:02:25
  into the wrong shit The t -shirt I belong to,
• 5:02:27
  the office I put on Wait, don't ever ask for
• 5:02:29
  nothing, cause them niggas got their own shit
• 5:02:31
  Me and Weezy like a mouth full of hot peppers
• 5:02:34
  Black Ferrari with the red seats, I call it planchette
• 5:02:37
  Cause I ain't never doing verses, I'ma ever give
• 5:02:39
  elections If you tryna meet with money, I be
• 5:02:42
  happy to connect ya Life gets better has ever
• 5:02:45
  been scheduling million dollar meetings with
• 5:02:47
  the president someone cut the lights on where
• 5:02:50
  is thomas edison got a new condo watch me as
• 5:02:53
  i settle in i deserve an mtv show for me and
• 5:02:56
  my people and if you try to zone i got a whole
• 5:02:59
  swish of sweet food rappers all liars and they
• 5:03:02
  women are deceitful addins and they subtract
• 5:03:04
  me i'll never be your equal last place drizzy
• 5:03:07
  is the in the lead now wheezy told me just write
• 5:03:10
  every single thing you need down city got it
• 5:03:12
  for me and I'm happy as can be now. About to
• 5:03:15
  start balling like I'm coming off a rebound.
• 5:03:18
  Yeah. And I should have the most bragging rights
• 5:03:20
  because a nigga's spit cracked. Bag it tight.
• 5:03:23
  I hate when rappers say they trying to get their
• 5:03:25
  swagger right. Cause I'd have came with more
• 5:03:27
  fire than a dragon fight. You pussy ass hater,
• 5:03:31
  you should do you. You ain't heard of me, then
• 5:03:33
  you should go and get a blue slew. Oops, I mean
• 5:03:35
  a red clue. Wayne's here too. Bet he felt that
• 5:03:38
  like the end of a full queue. But I ain't banging,
• 5:03:41
  I ain't waving No flag, I'm ATF, but they ain't
• 5:03:45
  seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
• 5:03:47
  to see him so sad I could sun you, see a little
• 5:03:50
  me and your dad I'm the same yellow boy that
• 5:03:53
  used to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket twenty
• 5:03:55
  thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like
• 5:03:58
  Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite,
• 5:04:02
  stupid hoe, ask me But don't ask me She need
• 5:04:04
  shit about me And know the game really ain't
• 5:04:07
  shit without me She might have to pay me but
• 5:04:10
  I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth
• 5:04:13
  then pull the zipper down and see Up to him Then
• 5:04:42
  bop bop and bop bop and bop bop again Suck nut
• 5:04:45
  you don't fuck your unlovin' kin Now don't rub
• 5:04:48
  it in like Luvederm on a new tattoo I had to
• 5:04:51
  Kick my princess up out my cassoot Dead loop
• 5:04:54
  Never had that dude Always had a black tooth
• 5:04:57
  Even when I was at school Cause bullies aren't
• 5:05:00
  bulletproof Red scarf hoodie too Probably ain't
• 5:05:02
  as good as you Stupid motherfucker The only thing
• 5:05:05
  in the hood is you I do everything good as you
• 5:05:07
  know I do everything better I get paid for every
• 5:05:10
  letter, A, B, C, etc. Fetch a bone, like a dog,
• 5:05:14
  motherfucker. I am gone for your neck. Intercept,
• 5:05:17
  intercept, bring it back. Like work in the trunk
• 5:05:20
  and my exit. Coming up, yo, I am headed to the
• 5:05:22
  buck. Like buck, buck again. Might fly to L .A.
• 5:05:26
  and just fuck her in. Nah, fuck her in. Let's
• 5:05:29
  get bucks again. And fucking spin them bucks
• 5:05:33
  and then just fuck her in. If I could, I'ma do
• 5:05:36
  it. I did it, got my city. Money is the itch
• 5:05:48
  you want me with. And I probably just spit on
• 5:05:50
  the chick you want me with. And I hit a phony
• 5:05:52
  bitch only like I'm only thick. And I own hip
• 5:05:55
  hop. If you don't spit, I'm going to be thick.
• 5:05:57
  And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer.
• 5:06:00
  And I think his name was kind of like Drake Drizzy
• 5:06:02
  Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy
• 5:06:05
  to play father. And when it comes to that game,
• 5:06:07
  I'm too willing to play harder. So harder I do.
• 5:06:10
  There he go. They check MVP when I shoot a free
• 5:06:14
  throw. CEO. Jazz with it. This is a shoe, faster
• 5:06:21
  than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc.
• 5:06:25
  I told you I get beat by the letter like A, B,
• 5:06:28
  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
• 5:06:33
  R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 5:06:39
  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z I've been in the heat,
• 5:06:52
  I've been burned skin. The end. Young Moolah,
• 5:06:58
  baby. Tick tock, clock's a -tickle, playin' full
• 5:07:05
  brakes. Copy's hour, almost done, feels like
• 5:07:07
  robbery in banks. Tryin' hobby on the mic, droppin'
• 5:07:10
  wisdom through streams. Syndicated scar, oh,
• 5:07:12
  now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the hobby
• 5:07:15
  hour, it's comin' so close. Radio hits, made
• 5:07:18
  it like a Wilson pose. Lover and soy, It's growing
• 5:07:33
  dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers without
• 5:07:36
  rings. VHX to FM. The shadows hit the street.
• 5:07:39
  But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 5:07:41
  the heat. The hoppy hour is coming to a close.
• 5:07:45
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laugh
• 5:07:48
  for Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close.
• 5:08:12
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter
• 5:08:16
  and joy dissolving in the air, but we'll keep
• 5:08:18
  the rhythm going. Now it's time to face the silence
• 5:08:36
  like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic,
• 5:08:39
  with humor so divine The void left in our hearts
• 5:08:42
  wider than a canyon line Line Empty speakers,
• 5:08:50
  silent eyes, but coming to an end Like a rollercoaster
• 5:08:53
  stopping how the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and
• 5:08:56
  backseats are daily grind Now silence will remember
• 5:08:59
  thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy Hour is
• 5:09:02
  coming to a close Radio and TV are like a work
• 5:09:17
  in progress Laughter and joy is all in the air
• 5:09:20
  But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so
• 5:09:23
  unfair Happy hour, happy hour It's time for hockey
• 5:09:32
  in the morning RyanHockeyRadio .com I like that
• 5:09:43
  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 5:09:46
  going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll catch
• 5:09:51
  you in the next one. And we'll call it a day.
• 5:09:54
  Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 5:10:20
  This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,
• 5:10:23
  and God bless America. Door is closing. Oh, yeah.
• 5:10:30
  So, here's the deal. Usually, we only do 10 to
• 5:10:34
  15 minutes of best of in the beginning. You know,
• 5:10:36
  you have that sleeper. Happy hour starts live
• 5:10:38
  in less than 10 minutes. Stand by. But today?
• 5:10:41
  We have a lot that I was proud of. So the next
• 5:10:44
  50 minutes is best of. Now, I would prefer you
• 5:10:48
  listen to all 50 minutes. Mm -hmm. But if you
• 5:10:52
  want to hear the live show, go 50 minutes in.
• 5:10:55
  Unless if you're in Fresno, then you're going
• 5:10:57
  to have to listen to it. But I trust, but trust
• 5:10:59
  me, because I have trust in you. Trust me, it's
• 5:11:03
  radio gold. Mm -hmm. Talk to you soon. Stand
• 5:11:07
  by. Now to fired Fox Sports analyst Mark Sanchez,
• 5:11:19
  who just agreed to plead guilty nearly 11 months
• 5:11:21
  after he allegedly assaulted a 69 -year -old
• 5:11:24
  truck driver. Loser! Not the truck driver, Mark
• 5:11:28
  Sanchez. How does it feel? Man, your legacy.
• 5:11:35
  As an okay quarterback is not going to be forgotten.
• 5:11:40
  Your legacy as a passable announcer is not going
• 5:11:43
  to be forgotten because you're a dumbass who
• 5:11:46
  then stabs Sanchez in self -defense. A little
• 5:11:49
  clientele which contains a penalty of one to
• 5:11:51
  six years. We are literally talking about space.
• 5:11:55
  Under the charges, there's a very high risk if
• 5:11:58
  he goes to trial and he loses, he's looking at
• 5:12:00
  significant custody time. Yeah, I would just
• 5:12:03
  admit it. Admit that you're a failure and nice.
• 5:12:09
  Admit that you like all the teenage girls. Google
• 5:12:13
  that. Admit that you're greasy. Admit that you're
• 5:12:18
  a dumbass and call it a day. Yeah, not the criminal
• 5:12:26
  history part that's going to get him off. It's
• 5:12:29
  that he's an adult quarterback. And in America,
• 5:12:33
  we applaud that. That means you get away with
• 5:12:37
  things. Ben Roethlisberger, Ray Lewis, OJ Simpson.
• 5:12:45
  We love our American football players. We don't
• 5:12:49
  give a shit about soccer, but everything else
• 5:12:53
  in the club, all we do. That is not going to
• 5:12:56
  involve a significant amount of time in custody.
• 5:12:58
  It could involve a month or more, but my expectation
• 5:13:01
  is that it won't. All right, there you go. You're
• 5:13:04
  just a failure. Sentencing is set for November.
• 5:13:08
  Footage obtained by TMZ and the New York Post
• 5:13:10
  from that night captured an injured Mark stumbling
• 5:13:13
  while clutching his stab wound. Oh, yeah. You
• 5:13:16
  look like trash. By the way, you always kind
• 5:13:21
  of look like trash. Grizzly photos showed the
• 5:13:24
  truck driver hospitalized in a neck brace. Yeah,
• 5:13:26
  he got beat the shit out of. What the hell is
• 5:13:28
  wrong with you, Mark? I know you probably have
• 5:13:30
  CTE, but you're a dumbass. After suffering severe
• 5:13:34
  head injuries, he claims left him permanently
• 5:13:36
  disfigured. Oh, that's not good. It's a special
• 5:13:39
  position that I'm in. This is from 09. I'm just
• 5:13:42
  trying to set the right example. Oh, yeah, good
• 5:13:45
  job. You really set a freaking example, you dork.
• 5:13:50
  Mark is now the third high -profile sports figure
• 5:13:52
  in just four days. Hammer on. to plea out after
• 5:14:00
  getting caught for bad behavior. I love the Tony
• 5:14:03
  Rama footage. He has those puppy eyes. It's so
• 5:14:05
  terrible. How many drinks have you had? Oh, no.
• 5:14:15
  These NFL players are out of control. Happy Hot
• 5:14:19
  Topic. I'm hopefully going to be supporting my
• 5:14:24
  pregnant wife. We're going to start a family.
• 5:14:27
  Oh, yeah. I didn't know Aaron Rodgers. Here's
• 5:14:34
  Michael Irvin. And Neon talking about Jed and
• 5:14:38
  Bjork getting a hooker. Bjork. Who is that? Yeah.
• 5:14:45
  Neon. Really doesn't do any prep. It's got to
• 5:14:51
  be nice being a nepo, baby. Where you can just
• 5:14:54
  kind of get the gas because you got clout. And
• 5:14:58
  you got money, but you don't know anything. New
• 5:15:02
  York is the owner of the 49ers who got caught.
• 5:15:07
  You're a heretic, man. With your sex workers.
• 5:15:12
  $140. Yay, the trailer park. Not a good one in
• 5:15:17
  Vegas. Oh, this is recent. Not the half -off
• 5:15:20
  clearance sale at the Buddy Ranch. Oh. Wow, he
• 5:15:24
  ripped. This is weird to me, because I feel like
• 5:15:28
  boomers and even Gen Xers that had his show,
• 5:15:32
  they put an effort to know things. They'll be
• 5:15:35
  like, wait, wait, Malik Beasley, what was it
• 5:15:38
  like playing the Knicks in the playoffs? It's
• 5:15:40
  kind of endearing how stupid he is. And me, myself,
• 5:15:44
  I'm like, you know, he was divorced in five,
• 5:15:48
  six months. Hey, Michael, pass the Coke. The
• 5:15:51
  Coca -Cola. I love how they're doing these videos
• 5:16:00
  where they have like this delicious food in front
• 5:16:02
  of them, but they're talking. I would be like,
• 5:16:04
  turn the camera off. I'm eating this fucking
• 5:16:06
  lasagna. Is that really a client? You know? What?
• 5:16:13
  That man ain't home. Man, he has his brain died
• 5:16:15
  in neon. He's like, what do I do with this? This
• 5:16:17
  guy's stupid. Like, imagine if you, uh... What
• 5:16:23
  was the last 20 seconds of my baby food? It's
• 5:16:26
  like run -on sentences. It's like talking to
• 5:16:28
  Ian Beckles. Hoppy's hook. Back sound. What are
• 5:16:35
  you saying? I can't listen to this. I'm fading.
• 5:16:45
  Oh, yeah. Young Joke. Meet me in the club. It's
• 5:16:50
  going down. Roll Out Magazine celebrated 20 years
• 5:16:56
  of that song. Doesn't that make you feel old
• 5:16:58
  in the club? Let me take a sip of this. Oh, yeah,
• 5:17:06
  I think I'm coming down with a cold or something.
• 5:17:11
  One sec. Meet me at Nappy's house. Let's have
• 5:17:19
  sex. He'll blow you. What do we have here? On
• 5:17:30
  this Avery show, known as Happy Hour. Oh, yeah!
• 5:17:36
  This is that guy, Dajon Love, that was pretending
• 5:17:38
  to be a wide receiver, even though he looks like
• 5:17:41
  someone that flips burgers. Thing is, like I
• 5:17:43
  say, I know your situation. Everybody want to
• 5:17:46
  be rich. Everybody do. Yeah, he's talking about
• 5:17:49
  himself. Mm -hmm. That's what he's done right
• 5:17:54
  here. That's exactly what he's done. To loans.
• 5:18:11
  To... Oh, you're so philosophical. You scam artist.
• 5:18:17
  Asking people. It might not be $10 ,000. It might
• 5:18:23
  be closer to $5 ,000. Oh, yeah. That's how much
• 5:18:27
  I have as my net worth. Get $2 ,000 from this
• 5:18:29
  person. $2 ,000 from that person. $2 ,000 from
• 5:18:33
  this person. Like I said, it's only $4 ,000.
• 5:18:44
  Oh, God, I feel stupider. And those women are
• 5:18:49
  setting themselves back. You know why? Because
• 5:18:52
  they wanted him for the money. Doesn't he look
• 5:18:54
  like he has money? He looks like a trash bag.
• 5:18:57
  Take care of yourself. Do a face mask. Something,
• 5:19:01
  dog. Doesn't look great. Here's a trans student
• 5:19:07
  getting mad after being misgendered. He had blue
• 5:19:09
  hair. He's mad. He's mad. He's mad. this is a
• 5:19:16
  kid that was in middle school during covid that
• 5:19:18
  has never been told no you don't lower your voice
• 5:19:38
  I am going to put handcuffs on you, and I'm going
• 5:19:40
  to take you home. Man, I'm telling you, it has
• 5:19:42
  nothing to do with him or whatever gender he
• 5:19:44
  wants to be. These kids that are now in college
• 5:19:49
  during COVID, that were in middle school during
• 5:19:51
  COVID, that are now in college, they're out of
• 5:19:53
  their mind. Bankruptcy. Lower your voice. Yeah,
• 5:19:57
  you don't want to get bankrupted. That ain't
• 5:19:59
  fun. Quiet. Are you threatening me? You're threatening
• 5:20:05
  me. Are you threatening me? I'm not threatening.
• 5:20:07
  Shut your fucking ass up, Cobb. You're the mentally
• 5:20:09
  ill teenager. Go fuck yourself. I mean, yeah,
• 5:20:16
  he's being a brat, but you don't have to... Shut
• 5:20:19
  up! Why are you saying this? Your wife's kidding
• 5:20:22
  on you. Here's Kaylee Garner, who's in porn talking
• 5:20:28
  about her dad. Were they kind of not surprised
• 5:20:30
  that that's something that you would kind of
• 5:20:32
  follow up and do? Yeah, they're like, yeah, our
• 5:20:34
  daughter's always out till like 4 a .m. She's
• 5:20:37
  gonna do porn. They were not surprised because
• 5:20:40
  they knew my lifestyle. Like, I was always...
• 5:20:42
  Oh, yeah. Prom night was wild. Yeah, the naughty
• 5:20:47
  one. The naughty one. But my family, my mom is
• 5:20:50
  very religious, so she doesn't really... Yeah,
• 5:20:53
  that's what usually happens when you got a hot
• 5:20:55
  ass dog and you're really... Ladies, this is
• 5:20:58
  the... They go down. No, we keep it a little
• 5:21:01
  secret. But my dad... He has no clue. No, she's
• 5:21:04
  in the Bible Belt. She's off social media and
• 5:21:06
  everything. Maybe she'll find out someday, but
• 5:21:09
  I just hope she doesn't. We'll see. Damn. And
• 5:21:11
  then my dad, he found out because he's actually,
• 5:21:13
  like, highly obsessed with porn. Yeah, that's
• 5:21:16
  probably where your sex way out of came from.
• 5:21:19
  Like, my whole life. So it's kind of like karma
• 5:21:21
  because his daughter became a porn star, but...
• 5:21:23
  Who? Karma for the guy who wanted to get his
• 5:21:25
  rocks off. Shut your ass. Actually, your ass
• 5:21:29
  was never really shut. Did you tell him because
• 5:21:30
  of that? I didn't even tell him. He was actually
• 5:21:32
  watching porn with his girlfriend in bed. And
• 5:21:35
  then he saw his daughter. Oh, my God. I'm glad
• 5:21:42
  that's not my daughter. And then you just popped
• 5:21:44
  up on the screen. I did that. I'm having like
• 5:21:47
  nine penises. Oh, it's my daughter. A real pro.
• 5:21:51
  good old browser's dad so did he have a conversation
• 5:21:56
  with you after that or how did that yeah so he
• 5:21:58
  texted me he was like are you doing xxx like
• 5:22:00
  I'm sure he like had to calm down after he saw
• 5:22:02
  that because yeah I would assume how does my
• 5:22:05
  daughter with some clam shoulder on her face
• 5:22:08
  I probably traumatized him and she's finding
• 5:22:12
  it funny you're promiscuous uh Here's Violet
• 5:22:21
  Myers talking about what she did before OnlyFans.
• 5:22:23
  Before I even did porn, I was on ChatterBait.
• 5:22:27
  That's a little weird, isn't it? Just a college
• 5:22:30
  girl doing that. Oh, just a college girl on ChatterBait.
• 5:22:35
  Got started, so. And what do we have here? Kayla
• 5:22:43
  B says, King Von's baby mama slept with one of
• 5:22:46
  the OTF gangbangers. You was messing with Bonnie
• 5:22:49
  first. So everybody know that. They don't have
• 5:22:52
  nothing to do with me. I can't control nobody
• 5:22:53
  fucking. Nobody pussy. You was fucking on Bonnie
• 5:22:56
  too. Imagine. You didn't want me to. That's why
• 5:22:59
  mom's texting on the phone. That's very off punning.
• 5:23:08
  Here's a woman. She said, I'm not even playing.
• 5:23:12
  that the Lindsay Clancy case has changed dating
• 5:23:14
  forever. Yeah! Did not realize. Again, it's these
• 5:23:18
  murder documentaries. All these women signing
• 5:23:21
  on her. The meme does it. Oh, but she's pulling
• 5:23:26
  the button to brush out her ass. Oh, yeah! Here's
• 5:23:35
  everyone's favorite bust on Judd Taylor. Talking
• 5:23:38
  about how she took care of her boyfriend and
• 5:23:40
  he cheated on her with his stripper. Hey, honey,
• 5:23:43
  you were a part of marriage's failing and you
• 5:23:46
  got a job because you slept around. So that's
• 5:23:50
  karma, honey. I was financially supporting my
• 5:23:55
  boyfriend. Here's the problem, guys. When a woman
• 5:24:00
  financially supports you, is they hold it over
• 5:24:03
  your head. When we do it, we're obligated, but
• 5:24:06
  we're in a tough spot. And the woman helps. In
• 5:24:09
  a moment, she's like, baby, don't worry about
• 5:24:11
  him. It's okay. I love you. And then when you
• 5:24:15
  break up, she's like, oh, she needed my help.
• 5:24:19
  Shut up. And he's on the couch, like, playing
• 5:24:26
  video games and stuff. Yeah, heaven forbid. I
• 5:24:28
  bet he worked nine to five. He wasn't just getting
• 5:24:32
  pounded out at work like you are, honey. Uh,
• 5:24:35
  it's like it's been going on for like a month
• 5:24:36
  now, because I was like, don't worry about it,
• 5:24:37
  I got the bills, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, you
• 5:24:39
  were sweet. You were nice. Yeah! Heaven forbid
• 5:24:42
  he probably paid the other months, and you were
• 5:24:45
  busy buying drinks with the boss. Actually, he
• 5:24:47
  was buying you drinks, but you know what I mean.
• 5:24:49
  You were busy not being a good girlfriend. What
• 5:24:53
  did I get for that? So... Man, she was really
• 5:24:56
  hot on Fox. But she always wears this like, kinda
• 5:25:01
  like this vest. It's almost like, I don't know
• 5:25:04
  how to describe it. Kinda looks like if like
• 5:25:06
  jeans were a vest, like that same cloth. She
• 5:25:09
  is just dressed like a bored bisexual. I, he's
• 5:25:13
  like, I'm like, all right, look. What? It's been
• 5:25:15
  a while. Like, we gotta get a job, you know?
• 5:25:18
  Yeah. Boy, I love when a man says a dull woman.
• 5:25:24
  He's crucified. Man, funk this. You want equal
• 5:25:27
  rights. Don't hold it over his head. Because
• 5:25:31
  when we hold it over your head, we're crucified.
• 5:25:33
  Man. We could never win. What? Unsettling details
• 5:25:46
  are coming out about what happened inside this
• 5:25:48
  Frankfurt house. This is where prosecutors say
• 5:25:51
  Corey Walsh killed her two -year -old son. And
• 5:25:53
  this woman was influenced by Lindsay Clancy.
• 5:25:56
  Oh, but it was just postpartum depression. My
• 5:25:59
  mom suffered from postpartum depression. And
• 5:26:01
  yeah, maybe she was hyper at parties in the 90s,
• 5:26:04
  but she didn't kill me. You probably wish she
• 5:26:07
  did. the mother is charged with first degree
• 5:26:09
  murder after her neighbor found the boy hanging
• 5:26:12
  in the basement on a device from a rafter he
• 5:26:15
  died from asphyxia court records revealed one
• 5:26:20
  other child an infant was present in the home
• 5:26:22
  at the time i am this is the problem with the
• 5:26:26
  road these idiots that shouldn't be reproducing
• 5:26:30
  are reproducing! And unharmed. Walsh, who's now
• 5:26:35
  sitting in the Willow County Jail, was found
• 5:26:37
  in an upstairs bathroom and a pool of blood.
• 5:26:39
  Gosh, it looks like she's insane! All you know
• 5:26:43
  is just give a good mouth hug, though! With cuts
• 5:26:46
  to her wrist and thighs. Not only was I a prosecutor
• 5:26:49
  in the criminal division of the state's attorney's
• 5:26:51
  office. Oh yeah, brother, good for you, Irv Miller.
• 5:26:53
  I was head of the juvenile division. I saw a
• 5:26:56
  pair do outrageous things to their children that
• 5:27:01
  I won't even describe for you or your viewers.
• 5:27:03
  Thank you. I appreciate it. So does it surprise
• 5:27:06
  me that this could happen out in Will County?
• 5:27:09
  What did happen? Oh, yeah. Will County's depressing.
• 5:27:13
  I can tell. No surprise there. Not at all. In
• 5:27:17
  court records, Walsh told officers she did this
• 5:27:20
  to her baby because he was a devil and the Antichrist.
• 5:27:23
  Oh, man. And the best part was she was influenced
• 5:27:25
  by Lindsay Clancy. She even gave details of how
• 5:27:29
  she killed her son. It turns out Walsh had become
• 5:27:32
  very invested in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial.
• 5:27:35
  Oh, but there's nothing wrong with being a fan
• 5:27:36
  of her. Shut up. All the women out there that
• 5:27:39
  are Lindsay Clancy fans, get away from us. You're
• 5:27:42
  scary. You're going to ruin our lives. Up in
• 5:27:47
  this morning, YouTuber Jack Doherty landing himself
• 5:27:50
  back in jail. What a loser. He just looks like
• 5:27:54
  Jack Doherty. And he's a part of the generation
• 5:27:56
  that was in high school during COVID. So he's
• 5:27:59
  all messed up. And he's just dumb. In South Florida,
• 5:28:03
  he is facing domestic battery charges. He just
• 5:28:06
  looks like a little punk ass bitch. He is no
• 5:28:08
  stranger to law enforcement. Having been arrested
• 5:28:11
  in the past, he's set to face a judge. again
• 5:28:13
  this morning since isabella martin is live the
• 5:28:17
  latest from fort lauderdale isabella michaela
• 5:28:23
  leanne police say this latest arrest started
• 5:28:26
  with a disturbance call here in fort lauderdale
• 5:28:29
  when police arrived they say they found jack
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  doherty and a woman had gotten into a physical
• 5:28:35
  fight oh that's good not at all Oh, he's behind
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  bars here at the Broward County Jail. Loser!
• 5:28:43
  Oh, you're a little snack for everybody in prison.
• 5:28:46
  An absolute snack. Back in the headlines in Back
• 5:28:51
  to Jail for YouTuber Jack Doherty. The 23 -year
• 5:28:54
  -old with millions of followers on social media
• 5:28:56
  was arrested Friday just before noon. Fort Lauderdale
• 5:29:00
  police say they were called to his home on Southwest
• 5:29:02
  Fifth Court for some sort of disturbance. investigators
• 5:29:06
  say doherty and a woman got into a physical fight
• 5:29:08
  inside the house they say the woman was not hurt
• 5:29:12
  doherty was arrested and taken to the broward
• 5:29:14
  main jail he just looks like an absolute idiot
• 5:29:16
  you just look at him he looks like an entitled
• 5:29:18
  brat that's had everything given to him and he
• 5:29:21
  thinks he's above the law where he faces a misdemeanor
• 5:29:25
  domestic battery charge all of this comes less
• 5:29:28
  than a year since the social media influencer
• 5:29:30
  was arrested on miami beach Yeah, he is no stranger
• 5:29:37
  to getting arrested. November of 2025, police
• 5:29:40
  said Doherty positioned himself in the middle
• 5:29:42
  of the street in the entertainment district.
• 5:29:45
  Police say he repeatedly refused to follow officers'
• 5:29:48
  commands. Body cam video shows the moment an
• 5:29:51
  officer searched him. Police found drugs and
• 5:29:54
  charged him with two misdemeanors and a felony.
• 5:29:56
  After bonding out of... He just looks like a
• 5:29:59
  sketch ball. Like, if I were a cop and I saw
• 5:30:00
  him, I would immediately search him. Mm -hmm.
• 5:30:03
  Jail following that arrest, it took no time...
• 5:30:06
  He makes all Gen Z look bad as well. It's all
• 5:30:12
  about content, right? When it's all said and
• 5:30:14
  done, you're a failure and no wonder your family
• 5:30:17
  wants to be left anonymous. You're a douche.
• 5:30:20
  And you literally make sure that girls turn 18
• 5:30:23
  and then you sign them up for OnlyFans. You're
• 5:30:25
  a pimp, you're a creep, and you're a liar and
• 5:30:27
  a failure. Can you tell I don't like this little
• 5:30:32
  bitch? Now, Doherty is expected to go before
• 5:30:38
  a judge later this morning. We'll keep you updated
• 5:30:41
  with what happens. Thank you. I appreciate you
• 5:30:43
  keeping us updated on this douchebag. I mean,
• 5:30:49
  obviously, I hope he likes the movie. Robert
• 5:30:52
  Pattinson responds to Chris Hansen's concerns
• 5:30:54
  about his portrayal of the former To Catch a
• 5:30:57
  Predator host. Yeah, Chris Hansen takes himself
• 5:30:59
  way too seriously. You had a cool job about 20
• 5:31:04
  years ago. Chris Hansen just always had that
• 5:31:08
  vibe that he thinks he's better than you because
• 5:31:11
  he helped catch pedophiles. And for some reason,
• 5:31:13
  I thought he got caught with a prostitute, but
• 5:31:16
  he got arrested for bad checks in 2019 and then
• 5:31:20
  not showing up to court in 2021. Oh, yeah. He
• 5:31:23
  thinks he's better than you. I don't have to
• 5:31:27
  go to my card case. Shut your ass. Hopefully
• 5:31:30
  Robert Pattinson does a good job of describing
• 5:31:32
  how much of a douche you are in real life in
• 5:31:34
  a movie. The actor stars in the upcoming A24
• 5:31:37
  psychological thriller Primetime. Yeah, I feel
• 5:31:42
  a whole thing in that to catch a predator. How's
• 5:31:45
  that movie about it? Playing a fictionalized
• 5:31:47
  version of Chris during his controversial run
• 5:31:50
  hosting the Dateline NBC. Why would that be controversial?
• 5:31:53
  He was catching pedophiles. If you find that
• 5:31:56
  controversial to catch pedophiles, you're probably
• 5:31:58
  a pedophile. Series. And after Chris publicly
• 5:32:01
  criticized parts of the portrayal... Oh yeah,
• 5:32:04
  he's never gonna be happy with it. Why is that
• 5:32:09
  pretty boy doing it? Shut your ass, you're at
• 5:32:11
  nine! While speaking to a crowd during a press
• 5:32:15
  conference at the Venice Film Festival September
• 5:32:17
  5th, the Twilight alum says... I mean, obviously
• 5:32:21
  I hope he likes the movie. Yeah, we all do. I
• 5:32:24
  would hope in some ways, like, the amount...
• 5:32:28
  of inspiration that has... Yeah, he's a good
• 5:32:31
  dude! It's Robert Pattinson! Okay! Eric's, uh,
• 5:32:35
  has, has kind of forgiven so many people who
• 5:32:39
  are involved in this for, like, years now. Mm
• 5:32:41
  -hmm. I hope it's some kind of compliment. Yeah,
• 5:32:45
  I don't, I think you can make a 10 out of 10
• 5:32:46
  movie, but the fact that the Twilight guy's doing
• 5:32:49
  it, I feel like Chris Hansen is kind of singling
• 5:32:52
  him out because of it. Bert, who says he watched
• 5:32:55
  To Catch a Predator when he was younger, explains,
• 5:32:58
  We all did. It was on the YouTube clip. He was
• 5:33:02
  particularly fascinated by Chris's on -screen
• 5:33:05
  presence. Even after watching thousands of hours
• 5:33:09
  of everything to do with it, you can't really
• 5:33:11
  put your finger on it. And I think what we were
• 5:33:13
  trying to capture, I think, is all of our collective
• 5:33:15
  enthusiasm. Alright, so the point is this. Chris
• 5:33:19
  Hansen's an insecure douche. And you need to
• 5:33:22
  leave him. when it comes to Robert Pattinson.
• 5:33:25
  Alone! I mean, obviously, I hope he likes the
• 5:33:32
  movie. Robert Pattinson responds to Chris Hansen's
• 5:33:35
  concerns about his portrayal of the former To
• 5:33:38
  Catch a Predator host. Yeah, Chris Hansen takes
• 5:33:40
  himself way too seriously. You had a cool job
• 5:33:44
  about 20 years ago. Chris Hansen just always
• 5:33:49
  had that vibe that he thinks he's better than
• 5:33:51
  you because he helped catch pedophiles. And for
• 5:33:54
  some reason, I thought he got caught with a prostitute,
• 5:33:57
  but he got arrested for bad checks in 2019 and
• 5:34:01
  then not showing up to court in 2021. Oh yeah!
• 5:34:04
  He thinks he's better than you! I don't have
• 5:34:08
  to go to my court case! Shut your ass! Hopefully
• 5:34:11
  Robert Pattinson does a good job of describing
• 5:34:13
  how much of a douche you are in real life in
• 5:34:15
  the movie. The actor stars in the upcoming A24
• 5:34:19
  psychological thriller, Primetime. Yeah. I feel
• 5:34:23
  a whole thing in that to catch a predator. How's
• 5:34:26
  that movie about it? Playing a fictionalized
• 5:34:29
  version of Chris during his controversial run,
• 5:34:31
  hosting the Dateline NBC. Why would that be controversial?
• 5:34:34
  He was catching pedophiles. If you find that
• 5:34:37
  controversial to catch pedophiles, you're probably
• 5:34:39
  a pedophile. Series. And after Chris publicly
• 5:34:42
  criticized parts of the portrayal. Oh yeah, he's
• 5:34:46
  never gonna be happy with it. Kylie, why is that
• 5:34:50
  pretty boy doing it? Shut your ass, you're a
• 5:34:52
  nine! British hearing his teeth. While speaking
• 5:34:55
  to a crowd during a press conference at the Venice
• 5:34:57
  Film Festival September 5th, the Twilight alum
• 5:35:00
  says. I mean, obviously I hope he likes the movie.
• 5:35:03
  Yeah, we all do. I would hope in some ways, like,
• 5:35:07
  the amount... of inspiration that has... Yeah,
• 5:35:11
  he's a good dude! It's Robert Pattinson! Okay!
• 5:35:16
  Eric has kind of forgiven so many people who
• 5:35:20
  are involved in this for like years now. Mm -hmm.
• 5:35:23
  I hope it's some kind of compliment. Yeah, I
• 5:35:26
  think you can make a 10 out of 10 movie, but
• 5:35:28
  the fact that the Twilight guy's doing it, I
• 5:35:30
  feel like Chris Hansen is kind of singling him
• 5:35:34
  out because of it. Bert, who says he watched
• 5:35:37
  To Catch a Predator when he was younger, explains,
• 5:35:39
  We all did. It was on the YouTube clip. He was
• 5:35:43
  particularly fascinated by Chris's on -screen
• 5:35:46
  presence. Even after watching thousands of hours
• 5:35:50
  of everything to do with it, you still can't
• 5:35:52
  really put your finger on it. And I think what
• 5:35:54
  we were trying to capture, I think, is all of
• 5:35:56
  our collective enthusiasm. All right, so the
• 5:35:58
  point is this. Chris Hansen's an insecure douche,
• 5:36:02
  and you need to leave him. When it comes to Robert
• 5:36:05
  Pattinson, alone. Here's Alex Earl talking about
• 5:36:14
  Braxton Berrios laughing in her face. I would
• 5:36:17
  laugh in your face, too. You're a brat. I texted
• 5:36:21
  him. Alex Earl is getting real about a post -breakup
• 5:36:30
  mishap with ex -Braxton Berrios. Yeah, wow. and
• 5:36:34
  do this thing where they break up with a guy
• 5:36:37
  and because they're so easy to move on as a woman,
• 5:36:40
  they expect the guy to always be mourning them.
• 5:36:45
  When we're busy trying to get our rocks off,
• 5:36:49
  we ain't thinking about you. It's like that song
• 5:36:52
  by Bow Wow. Ain't thinking about you. and the
• 5:36:56
  debut season of her family's new Netflix reality
• 5:36:58
  series, Earl Meets World. The 25 -year -old reveals
• 5:37:02
  she recently ran into the NFL player during a
• 5:37:05
  night out with her sister, Ashton Earle. Yeah,
• 5:37:07
  I wouldn't wait to thank. I was at a party once,
• 5:37:10
  and my exes are inside her. We're not dating
• 5:37:13
  anymore, and you're banging other people. Other
• 5:37:16
  people have either robbed or been inside of you.
• 5:37:18
  I ain't dealing with that. And BFF Sally Carden.
• 5:37:22
  And let's just say the ex's reunion didn't exactly
• 5:37:25
  go smoothly. Yeah, she's like, oh, he's supposed
• 5:37:28
  to mourn me and bow down to me. Even though he
• 5:37:31
  has more talent because he's actually doing something
• 5:37:33
  with talent called playing football while you're
• 5:37:35
  living off of daddy's money. And you're a failed
• 5:37:38
  call her daddy ripoff. Alex, he split from Braxton
• 5:37:43
  in December 2025 after nearly the best month
• 5:37:47
  that ever happened. Get rid of you. Three years
• 5:37:49
  together recalls him mocking her over their breakup.
• 5:37:54
  I would do. Saying. To me, he was mocking me
• 5:37:57
  saying, I told you not to break up with me. I
• 5:38:00
  would say that too. He's the man. And now you're
• 5:38:05
  going from guy to guy. Including his former teammate,
• 5:38:09
  Brady. Show your ass. Your flat ass. Laughing
• 5:38:12
  in my face. Like, I told you not to do this.
• 5:38:15
  Yeah, you keep talking about him. You must miss.
• 5:38:18
  how he went to pound town because we all know
• 5:38:20
  brady lazy like he should be so grateful to be
• 5:38:25
  on top of me professional i would submit she
• 5:38:28
  had enough liquid courage that night to approach
• 5:38:30
  her ex and tell him yeah you know she was probably
• 5:38:33
  crying when she went home like i'm so stupid
• 5:38:36
  i'm bit the blood serial type how she was really
• 5:38:41
  feeling, explaining. I must have said something
• 5:38:44
  along the lines of, this is really hard seeing
• 5:38:46
  you. Like, this is really hard for - Yeah, women
• 5:38:49
  don't like when the guy glows up. But when the
• 5:38:53
  guy doesn't like when the girl glows up, he's
• 5:38:55
  being obsessive. Man, funk that. But according
• 5:38:58
  to Alex, that vulnerability wasn't exactly reciprocated.
• 5:39:03
  Yeah, he's like, you, you, you, you dumped him!
• 5:39:05
  Why would he want to talk to you when you dumped
• 5:39:07
  him? And he knows you're going to use him for
• 5:39:09
  content like right now. With the influencer saying.
• 5:39:13
  Ah, you're still in. That's what we call anybody
• 5:39:16
  without talent that's famous. Accent was being
• 5:39:18
  a little standoffish. Gee, I wonder why. While
• 5:39:22
  Alex was initially proud of herself for walking
• 5:39:24
  away. Yeah. That self -control apparently didn't
• 5:39:30
  make it all the way home. Yes, sir. Cut to the
• 5:39:34
  next morning when a hungover Alex jokes from
• 5:39:37
  bed. Whoever let me text Braxton at 4 a .m. will
• 5:39:40
  ruin the day. Yeah, like a typical cloud chasing
• 5:39:46
  woman. You like how I added the word cloud chasing?
• 5:39:49
  But it's not all women. Like a typical cloud
• 5:39:51
  chasing woman. You expect them to bow down to
• 5:39:54
  you and then take no accountability when you're
• 5:39:56
  obsessed over them. A luxury lifestyle influencer
• 5:40:02
  has died. Yeah, I feel bad for these influencers
• 5:40:06
  where they stink. They gotta make their body
• 5:40:09
  look a certain way. Their complications from
• 5:40:12
  a cosmetic procedure proved fatal. Yeah, this
• 5:40:15
  is not good. TMZ reports September 5th that Ego
• 5:40:18
  Tiny Ubi Rebo died March 6th after receiving
• 5:40:21
  a genital enlargement injection. Man, I know
• 5:40:25
  my penis is just good enough in the club. But
• 5:40:29
  man, it's so sad. I still believe in making fun
• 5:40:32
  of him for getting penis enlargement. Well, then
• 5:40:33
  we'll make fun of you for dying with a BBL. Shut
• 5:40:36
  up. During a trip to Thailand with wife Danielle
• 5:40:39
  Simba Allen. Yeah, and his wife telling him penis
• 5:40:42
  isn't good enough. That's going to be a weird
• 5:40:44
  funeral. He was 43. At an inquest in London,
• 5:40:48
  coroner Gene Harkin found the British -Nigerian
• 5:40:51
  businessman died from a pulmonary embolism. That's
• 5:40:54
  so sad. He died over your penis. Sudden blockage.
• 5:40:57
  Your penis is supposed to give you the best moments
• 5:40:58
  of your life. Now take it. Of a blood vessel
• 5:41:01
  in the lungs caused by complications from the
• 5:41:04
  cosmetic procedure. Rest in peace, bud. the outlet
• 5:41:07
  reports ego received 40 liters of highly uronic
• 5:41:11
  acid and lidocaine in his penis afterward he
• 5:41:18
  experienced chest pain while at a massage with
• 5:41:21
  danielle and was taken to a local hospital doctors
• 5:41:24
  performed cpr for nearly two hours oh my god
• 5:41:31
  While such procedures can increase length or
• 5:41:33
  girth, the Cleveland Clinic notes possible complications.
• 5:41:36
  Yeah, when the Cleveland Clinic doesn't like
• 5:41:39
  it, which is a pretty good hospital. Yeah, we
• 5:41:42
  have a problem. Includes scarring, infection,
• 5:41:45
  loss of sensation, and erectile dysfunction.
• 5:41:48
  Yeah, they don't want that. Then it's all for
• 5:41:49
  nothing. I feel like the points to get rock hard.
• 5:41:54
  in may on instagram friend celebrity barman shared
• 5:41:57
  video from ego's london funeral right being in
• 5:42:01
  part today london stood still for you tiny why
• 5:42:04
  is it coming out now six months later we love
• 5:42:06
  you we celebrate you and we will never forget
• 5:42:08
  you brother rest in peace dan hopefully in the
• 5:42:11
  afterlife you can use your penis properly Today,
• 5:42:26
  the hip -hop community witnessed a powerful moment
• 5:42:28
  of solidarity. Oh, yeah, the hip -hop community
• 5:42:31
  coming together. Between Meek Mill and Lil Durk.
• 5:42:35
  Oh, man, this is when we know hell's freezing.
• 5:42:38
  As Lil Durk's trial begins, Meek Mill stepped
• 5:42:41
  up to show his support, questioning the environment
• 5:42:44
  that shaped both him and so many others growing
• 5:42:46
  up. Here's the thing that drives. It warps me
• 5:42:49
  nuts. Mayor Johnson. Now listen, I like Lil Durk's
• 5:42:53
  body of work until about 2020 when he started
• 5:42:55
  making that crappy music with OTF. But I like
• 5:42:58
  this band, Disney, What You Want, Cloud, Rahe.
• 5:43:02
  So I like the old Lil Durk. But this whole thing
• 5:43:05
  of not taking accountability, he's a criminal
• 5:43:08
  in America. And this whole free Durk thing is
• 5:43:11
  sad. Meek Mill described Durk as just an innocent
• 5:43:15
  kid from Chicago Highlighting the - Oh yeah,
• 5:43:18
  he put heads on people and probably killed people
• 5:43:20
  himself. Oh, but he's so innocent! Struggles
• 5:43:24
  face - To the sociopath! By youth in their communities.
• 5:43:28
  On his Twitter page, Meek Mill shared a heartfelt
• 5:43:30
  statement. Free Dirk, just an innocent kid from
• 5:43:34
  Chicago. Not at all, maybe just a kid from Chicago.
• 5:43:37
  The real question is, as the American, why was
• 5:43:41
  Dirk Brothers' cousins and friends killed in
• 5:43:43
  the greatest country on Earth? It's not the greatest
• 5:43:46
  country, but whatever. We used to play Sega Draw
• 5:43:49
  Art and watch Lion King as kids. Yeah, but he
• 5:43:52
  grew up in the hood and his dad was a criminal.
• 5:43:56
  Meek Mill, you don't get the gangster life because
• 5:43:58
  you're the butt body of the daddy. Y 'all failed
• 5:44:01
  us and blamed us for everything. I don't know
• 5:44:04
  what I'm making about you. Meek Mill, no one's
• 5:44:07
  thought about you since 2011. This next guy right
• 5:44:12
  here is the Biggest freaking loser around. Happy
• 5:44:17
  Hot Topic. Jim Thorne's time at Wheel of Fortune
• 5:44:22
  has come to an end. Doesn't he just look like
• 5:44:25
  a butterfly? He's got that big, goopy smile.
• 5:44:28
  And he's stupid. One day after photos surfaced
• 5:44:32
  appearing to show the long -time game show. Appearing
• 5:44:35
  at this show. announcer in an online chat room
• 5:44:39
  for pedophiles while he's on a public airplane
• 5:44:42
  using public Wi -Fi. What a dumb, goofy, stupid,
• 5:44:46
  teeth -looking boomer. Aboard a flight, Sony
• 5:44:48
  Pictures Television confirms September 4th, Jim
• 5:44:52
  has been fired, writing in a statement to E!
• 5:44:55
  News, following a thorough investigation, Jim
• 5:44:57
  Thornton's employment with Wheel of Fortune has
• 5:45:00
  been terminated, effective immediately. Imagine
• 5:45:03
  that first day, you go home to your family and
• 5:45:05
  you're like, I got, you know, fired because I
• 5:45:07
  was on a pedophile chair room. E! News has reached
• 5:45:11
  out to Jim's attorney. E! News reached out and
• 5:45:14
  they never hear back. But I feel like this is
• 5:45:16
  the one time you're really not going to hear
• 5:45:18
  back. What are you going to say? Oh, yeah, that
• 5:45:20
  was me talking about... a boyfriend like a buffet
• 5:45:23
  for boys you're a loser comment on his firing
• 5:45:26
  but has not heard back the move comes just days
• 5:45:29
  after sony announced on september 1st that jim
• 5:45:32
  who had served as the voice of wheel of fortune
• 5:45:35
  since 2011 was suspended while the company investigated
• 5:45:38
  allegations against him Back in May, a fellow
• 5:45:43
  passenger on an American Airlines flight from
• 5:45:46
  Charlotte to Los Angeles told TMZ she saw Jim
• 5:45:50
  using his laptop in what appeared to be a chat
• 5:45:53
  room. Yeah, he's like snooping. I was watching
• 5:45:55
  Power, it's a show on Starz that has sex scenes,
• 5:45:59
  and I would like use a different tab during a
• 5:46:02
  murder scene when I was, and he was ultimately
• 5:46:05
  like, oh yeah, by the way, you don't want to
• 5:46:07
  trust this woman, whoever she is, she's a rat.
• 5:46:10
  For pedophiles, photos obtained by the outlet
• 5:46:12
  appeared to show messages discussing children
• 5:46:15
  at a restaurant. You know what's funny? Not only
• 5:46:18
  is he a loser in life, not only is he a creep,
• 5:46:24
  Not only does he make white people look bad,
• 5:46:27
  but he failed. He spun the wheel and did terrible.
• 5:46:36
  That's the sound of your career going bye -bye.
• 5:46:39
  This is the sound of your wife taking half your
• 5:46:41
  money. Mm. Mm -hmm. And then here's Alex Earl
• 5:46:52
  talking about Alex Cooper. Definitely feel betrayed
• 5:46:58
  by Alex Cooper. Alex Earl finally speaking out
• 5:47:01
  about what really happened between her and Alex
• 5:47:03
  Cooper. The longtime feud rumors were confirmed
• 5:47:06
  when Cooper posted this TikTok video back in
• 5:47:08
  April. Alex Earl. Hey, girl. These are just two
• 5:47:13
  dumb blondes with some talent. I mean, Alex Cooper
• 5:47:16
  has way more talent, but they're just two dumb
• 5:47:19
  blondes arguing. The passive -aggressive creep.
• 5:47:25
  Oh, and you're totally not passive -aggressive.
• 5:47:27
  Shut your ass as well. Posts and the likes and
• 5:47:31
  the comments and things. I gotta call you out
• 5:47:36
  here. You call everyone out by yourself. You
• 5:47:40
  must be awful to work with. You're gonna need
• 5:47:43
  to get specific and just say what you gotta say
• 5:47:46
  about me. I feel like I'm being dated into saying
• 5:47:50
  something. Yeah, because you don't know what
• 5:47:52
  to say because you're stupid. I don't even know
• 5:47:54
  why Alex Cooper's mad. You're both idiots. I'm
• 5:47:57
  like, what do you have on your seat? Alex Cooper's
• 5:48:00
  is semi -funny because she has ghost riders.
• 5:48:02
  I thought you were trying to trick me with at
• 5:48:04
  the time. Yeah, that's a problem. If you're afraid
• 5:48:06
  of people tricking you, that means you've been
• 5:48:10
  tricked. It ain't tricking if you got it. earl
• 5:48:13
  commented on cooper's video writing okay on it
• 5:48:16
  but she didn't end up speaking on the issue until
• 5:48:18
  now i stayed quiet for so long because i am had
• 5:48:22
  no idea what to say I'm scared about Cooper.
• 5:48:27
  Earl details what he claims really went down,
• 5:48:29
  saying it all stemmed from Earl going on Call
• 5:48:31
  Her Daddy back in September 2023, just one month
• 5:48:34
  after Earl signed with Cooper's The Unwell Network.
• 5:48:37
  Yeah, here's the problem. I've worked alongside
• 5:48:40
  big -time radio hosts, obviously. And when you
• 5:48:45
  are working alongside someone and they give you
• 5:48:47
  an opportunity, they do not like when you start
• 5:48:50
  to shine as bright as them. And eventually launched
• 5:48:55
  her hot mess podcast with them. All right. Alex
• 5:48:58
  Cooper, you're literally the same person. Shut
• 5:49:01
  up. Diplo said walking through Burning Man is
• 5:49:07
  terrible and that he'd rather be in a desert
• 5:49:10
  burning. Interesting. And Kenny Smith said that
• 5:49:13
  the Clippers cheated and are now paying the price.
• 5:49:15
  Yeah. Steve Ballmer's a dumb boomer. Just a stupid
• 5:49:21
  man. Nikki Glaser says she was just seconds away
• 5:49:24
  from committing a swift crime. Oh, yeah. She's
• 5:49:28
  such a suck -offer of them. I was trying to watch
• 5:49:34
  Cartoon Network, which, first of all, Adult Swim
• 5:49:37
  now begins at, like, 5 p .m., which is weird.
• 5:49:42
  Man, Cartoon Network's doing it to themselves.
• 5:49:44
  All these cable channels are trying! They're
• 5:49:50
  getting their money from the sponsors, and I
• 5:49:52
  can get out of there. They don't care. Man. This
• 5:49:57
  one needs to show Code, the show about the kids,
• 5:50:01
  or Cow and Chicken, or Courage the Cowardly Dog,
• 5:50:05
  or Potterpuff Girls, or Johnny Bravo. But now
• 5:50:10
  they got, you know, Bob's Burgers at 5 p .m.
• 5:50:13
  I'm good. They're not even trying anymore. But
• 5:50:19
  this is something that drove me nuts. The idea
• 5:50:22
  of Adult Swim was that you were clicking on the
• 5:50:25
  words Cartoon Network and watching something
• 5:50:28
  you're not supposed to be watching. What do you
• 5:50:30
  do now on YouTube TV? At 5 p .m., Cartoon Network
• 5:50:34
  goes off air, and then there's an Adult Swim
• 5:50:37
  channel. I don't like that, man. No! I know they're
• 5:50:41
  probably doing it to keep the kids safe, but
• 5:50:44
  I'm telling you, The idea was that you're not
• 5:50:47
  supposed to be watching it. Take some fun out
• 5:50:50
  of it. And I love how they do that now. Where
• 5:50:58
  it's not as like, I don't know what the word
• 5:51:00
  is. It's not as dirty as it was 20 years ago,
• 5:51:04
  10 years ago. They're showing Bob's Burgers and
• 5:51:07
  King of the Hill. That's pretty mild. Show Stroker
• 5:51:11
  and Hoop. Rossi McGee. You guys, if you're an
• 5:51:16
  Adult Swim fan, you'd get the reference. Or Frisky
• 5:51:18
  Dango. Or Sea Lab. Or Aqua Teen. Or The Brack
• 5:51:23
  Show. Or Harvey Birdman. Or Mortal Oral, that
• 5:51:26
  disturbing cartoon. Or Super Jail. What else
• 5:51:29
  is there? Oh, Mission Hell. Home Boys. Diablox.
• 5:51:38
  Yeah, could you tell that Adult Swim describes
• 5:51:41
  my humor? I mean, I even begin the show. All
• 5:51:46
  kids out of the pool for Adult Swim. Got it.
• 5:51:49
  All kids out. Yeah, it describes. I like to tell
• 5:51:56
  people that like a good old Mike Count the morning
• 5:51:59
  show is like the family guy of radio. It's mainstream.
• 5:52:05
  It was IG. Now it's passable IG. Yeah. And I'm
• 5:52:10
  like that weird cartoon at 3 a .m. that you're
• 5:52:12
  like, is this even real? Got a lot to talk about
• 5:52:16
  today. So my days, I read them. So I, you know,
• 5:52:24
  I don't know, like all the older people around
• 5:52:27
  me, you're not having a midlife crisis. I'm not
• 5:52:31
  having a something. I bought like seven books
• 5:52:33
  on Amazon. Let me see if I can get them. It was
• 5:52:36
  by the one by Wolfman Jack. Doug Greaseman, the
• 5:52:41
  Doug Greaseman tract, the Greaseman, Jackie O
• 5:52:45
  from formerly of Kyle and Jackie O, Terry Boers
• 5:52:48
  and Mancow's book. And then Larry Lujak's book
• 5:52:52
  and then Art Hellier, who is like the original
• 5:52:54
  shock jock of the 1950s. Can you tell I like
• 5:52:59
  radio? No way. But, you know, But I did treat
• 5:53:05
  myself to even though they're a bunch of overpriced
• 5:53:08
  douchebags. Over there at YouTube TV. I had to
• 5:53:15
  sign up for YouTube TV, man. It is just so clutch.
• 5:53:18
  You can watch it wherever. The DVR movies that
• 5:53:22
  aren't on streaming services. It's great. The
• 5:53:28
  problem is it's $1 ,200 a year. You get what
• 5:53:32
  you pay for. I am in the season of sports. As
• 5:53:37
  of this day, we are recording September 6th.
• 5:53:40
  We got three days until the NFL comes back. Ladies
• 5:53:46
  and gentlemen, boys and girls. And that means
• 5:53:50
  the days are going to get shorter. It means everyone's
• 5:53:55
  going to be going to bed earlier. You know what
• 5:53:57
  I mean? I mean, it's fun. like the holiday season.
• 5:54:02
  Why? Because everyone's overworked in radio.
• 5:54:05
  Now listen, I'm grateful to be, you know, working
• 5:54:09
  in radio. And I'm grateful for all the opportunities.
• 5:54:13
  But by December 26th, I'm like, am I still alive?
• 5:54:19
  Yeah. Again, I'm grateful. Why do you think they
• 5:54:23
  call it the holiday hangover in January? Why
• 5:54:26
  do you think Rover's Morning Glory had the holiday
• 5:54:28
  hangover? Because it's a thing! First, you have
• 5:54:32
  Ryan Hoppe's birthday on September 3rd. And you
• 5:54:37
  have Halloween. And you have Thanksgiving, Christmas,
• 5:54:39
  New Year's, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah. That's the myth
• 5:54:45
  if you're a dumb boomer that likes a terrible
• 5:54:47
  sitcom. Which is coming up later. We have AI
• 5:54:50
  videos of actually Seinfeld being funny. I'm
• 5:54:55
  down, you guys. You know what drove me nuts?
• 5:54:59
  This is what It drives me nuts. And maybe I should
• 5:55:02
  be grateful that this is a problem I have. The
• 5:55:06
  other day, you know what's funny? I have been
• 5:55:10
  thriving off of being grumpy. You know why? Because
• 5:55:15
  my whole family on my birthday was like, oh yeah.
• 5:55:20
  You know what you're gonna do? You gotta be happy.
• 5:55:29
  That's what you tell a depressed person with
• 5:55:31
  bipolar 1. Oh, you got to be happy. I'm trying,
• 5:55:37
  man. Being grumpy and always assuming the worst
• 5:55:43
  is the best. Because then when things go your
• 5:55:46
  way, you don't have to rely on gibbous. It's
• 5:55:53
  amazing. The other notice is That the most miserable
• 5:56:01
  women out there, the ones that are just so cranky,
• 5:56:06
  the ones that say, all men suck, they're awful,
• 5:56:10
  they're terrible. And then they get mad when
• 5:56:13
  they turn 40 and then the old men are dating
• 5:56:14
  women seven years younger. Oh, but we don't need
• 5:56:18
  men. And then you look at what they listen to
• 5:56:22
  and watch and it's murder documentaries. Podcast
• 5:56:25
  Forever TV on Netflix. Not every man is a bad
• 5:56:34
  guy. That'd be like saying every broad's like
• 5:56:38
  Lindsay Clancy. Even though there's someone out
• 5:56:41
  there that's like, I should push part of the
• 5:56:43
  budget. Shut up. It's not a skilch. She's still
• 5:56:49
  an asswipe. You know what's funny about streaming
• 5:56:55
  services like Netflix or even Tubi, any of them,
• 5:56:59
  I have more fun. Like, I just got YouTube TV
• 5:57:02
  and I did my whole on demand, which is all the
• 5:57:07
  adult swim shows. I like the idea of having whatever
• 5:57:10
  I want to watch, whatever I want to watch it.
• 5:57:12
  But I don't actually watch it. I'm going to watch
• 5:57:17
  that show never. I'm going to watch that show
• 5:57:19
  never. I'm going to watch that show never. But
• 5:57:23
  just knowing it's on demand. Knowing I could
• 5:57:27
  watch Tulsa King. Knowing I could watch Queens
• 5:57:32
  of whatever that gangster show is with the woman
• 5:57:34
  on Netflix that my friend Kelly told me about.
• 5:57:37
  Knowing I could watch Mayans. Knowing I could
• 5:57:42
  watch Power Book 3. But I'm not going to actually
• 5:57:44
  do it. But I like the idea of it being out there.
• 5:57:51
  Man, this is all alleged in the club. We all
• 5:57:58
  know Kaelin Haley, the wife of Brent Haley, who
• 5:58:04
  was a producer for the Above the Loves Men show
• 5:58:07
  and Howard Stern. And he also served this country
• 5:58:10
  like a badass. And he is a soft swinger, as he
• 5:58:16
  said, with his wife, Kaelin. I was on Howard
• 5:58:20
  Stern radio last night. You'll never believe
• 5:58:24
  what I saw him. His wife's now a prostitute.
• 5:58:31
  $600 an hour, man. That's inflation. I find her
• 5:58:35
  very pretty because you know she'd be a freaking
• 5:58:37
  men. Kaylin! It's one thing to do OnlyFans. It's
• 5:58:44
  one thing to get gangbanged in the corner with
• 5:58:46
  that video while Brent's eating gummy worms.
• 5:58:48
  Whatever you got, you don't want to sell your
• 5:58:51
  body. Mmm. Mmm. As Brent said on the Stern Show,
• 5:58:58
  you're built like a shit brick house. Enjoy it.
• 5:59:01
  You got to rock and kind of rock your body. You
• 5:59:07
  don't need to be a hooker. I don't get that.
• 5:59:14
  Not on the website because I did my research.
• 5:59:18
  Trust me, I'm never paying for a prostitute because
• 5:59:21
  now in my life I get caught. I'm already worked
• 5:59:25
  with people that got caught. You know what I
• 5:59:27
  mean? I don't want to be that guy. Because I
• 5:59:30
  would never let that down. I'm good. But I will
• 5:59:40
  tell you, I was looking at the website and it's
• 5:59:43
  like, what the girl does? And it's like, hey,
• 5:59:45
  pee on you. And it's like, licking stuff. Right?
• 5:59:54
  all of it. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, what happened
• 5:59:58
  in your childhood? And I like Prince. I think
• 6:00:04
  he was the best part above his show because he
• 6:00:06
  was smarter than everybody in the room. And he
• 6:00:10
  played a good villain on his third show. But
• 6:00:12
  dude, tell your wife not to be a hooker. I was
• 6:00:21
  reminiscing about how back in the day, allegedly,
• 6:00:25
  because I never did this. Even in my teenage
• 6:00:30
  years, my life was like an HBO teen series. I'm
• 6:00:39
  telling you, ladies and gentlemen. Man, remember,
• 6:00:45
  allegedly, you would hear about friends being
• 6:00:47
  yourself. Are you just saying allegedly to cover
• 6:00:48
  your tracks? Remember when your friend would
• 6:00:51
  have to go to the sketchy apartments in that
• 6:00:54
  hometown to buy marijuana. And you know what
• 6:01:01
  would happen? It would have seeds in it and it
• 6:01:04
  would give you a panic attack. And now you can
• 6:01:08
  just go to a smoke shop, even though they might
• 6:01:10
  be getting rid of it, and just get a pre -roll
• 6:01:12
  for $5. We are definitely in the future. You
• 6:01:19
  know why else we are in the future? Because I
• 6:01:22
  don't want to go to the club anymore. I kind
• 6:01:28
  of got invited to a party anymore, but I'm kind
• 6:01:30
  of bougie now. Now that I've had free perks,
• 6:01:34
  I ain't going, not for free, but with my back,
• 6:01:38
  it would have been standing room only. I'm like,
• 6:01:40
  oh, that sounds painful. What's funny is I don't
• 6:01:46
  want to go to the club anymore. Oh, yeah. That
• 6:01:55
  was quite the best of. We're all laughing and
• 6:01:59
  dancing and romancing. But now it is time to
• 6:02:07
  start the show that is unknown as hobby hour.
• 6:02:10
  And I hope you all enjoy it. I hope it makes
• 6:02:13
  you happy in the club. And you know what? A life's
• 6:02:17
  too short to not be happy in the club. You can't
• 6:02:19
  be going around the club unhappy. You got to
• 6:02:23
  be going around just dancing, going, you know
• 6:02:25
  what? Take your top off. Let's have sex. Oh,
• 6:02:29
  man. I can see why boring program directors,
• 6:02:32
  I do not. I like the show. Mm -hmm. Oh, geez.
• 6:02:39
  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
• 6:02:43
  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
• 6:02:50
  for adult swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs,
• 6:03:01
  your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude.
• 6:03:05
  Rude. Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
• 6:03:09
  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
• 6:03:12
  You ready? One, two, three, go! Welcome to Happy...
• 6:03:38
  Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,
• 6:03:41
  and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
• 6:03:43
  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now,
• 6:03:53
  now, now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the
• 6:03:55
  whole program's gonna start. Okay, we're here.
• 6:03:57
  All right. The semen was so big. And now there's
• 6:04:17
  something completely different. Stop lacking
• 6:04:19
  any meat. And that's what real women need. Stop
• 6:04:23
  cussing. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
• 6:04:28
  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
• 6:04:35
  with Hoppy. Oh my God, my mic was turned off.
• 6:05:18
  What a way to begin this show. Alexa, do you
• 6:05:23
  think I'm a little manic bipolar right now? I
• 6:05:27
  can't diagnose you or say if that's what's happening,
• 6:05:29
  but I can tell you're going through a lot. If
• 6:05:32
  you're worried about your mental state, a doctor
• 6:05:34
  or therapist... Ah, whatever. 8 -5 -6. 49 -Hobby.
• 6:05:40
  It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet
• 6:05:46
  at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email
• 6:05:49
  me at RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Okay, Alexa.
• 6:05:54
  Would you want to smoke marijuana on my podcast
• 6:05:57
  right now? I'll have to pass. No lungs, no smoke.
• 6:06:02
  And I'm not sure I'd be much of a guest for that.
• 6:06:04
  But I'm curious. What's the vibe of the podcast?
• 6:06:07
  Oh, yeah. We're actually you're my co -host right
• 6:06:10
  now. I'm talking to you and putting my microphone
• 6:06:13
  right next to you, baby. Kind of like Craig Ferguson
• 6:06:16
  when he had that doll or that robot. I see. So
• 6:06:21
  I'm the silent partner. I'll try to keep the
• 6:06:23
  robotic interjections to a minimum for the listeners.
• 6:06:26
  What's the main topic for today's episode? I'm
• 6:06:29
  about to smoke some weed and get high and rant
• 6:06:32
  about celebrity news and women. I'll be here
• 6:06:36
  to keep the show moving. What's the first topic
• 6:06:38
  on the list? I don't know, Alexa. Can you say
• 6:06:41
  something really funny right now? What do you
• 6:06:47
  get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question
• 6:06:49
  in the mood for another? uh it's terrible all
• 6:06:54
  right if you're not already stunned in the clown
• 6:06:58
  time to get hot hoppy in the booth mic hot smoke
• 6:07:15
  talk hot hoppy radio let the whole block wall
• 6:07:17
  turn the Oh, yeah! Stop it, my homies! Oh, yeah!
• 6:07:36
  Oh, what's going on? Oh, yeah. I mean, we are
• 6:07:52
  so separated. Y 'all hear on the radio anti -marijuana
• 6:07:58
  commercials. And I'm sure a pot -smoking listener
• 6:08:02
  of mine goes, I can't relate to that. Oh, this
• 6:08:05
  is the radio show for you to relate to. Grab
• 6:08:09
  your blunt, your bong, your ball, your pen, your
• 6:08:15
  vape, whatever you have. And let's get high.
• 6:08:25
  And we got this. I need to put on this music
• 6:08:43
  in the background to kind of, you know, fill
• 6:08:46
  you up. This is definitely not PPM friendly radio.
• 6:08:57
  But then again, PPM friendly radio is not hobby
• 6:09:00
  hour. Even though I was number one. All right,
• 6:09:04
  but I'm not trying to be Al Bundy with the four
• 6:09:06
  touchdowns. It's been five years since I was
• 6:09:09
  number one. And you mutants still listen. You
• 6:09:16
  hear this? Right here. You hear this? That little
• 6:09:19
  flick of that lighter. Mmm. Mmm. Let's get high.
• 6:09:26
  I was going to make my apartment stank. Nothing
• 6:09:29
  like when you get up in the middle of the night.
• 6:09:31
  Jesus Christ, I got high in here. Mmm. You see
• 6:09:35
  a bag of Doritos and Sour Patch Kids. Oh, yeah.
• 6:09:42
  We'll talk about that in a minute. But first,
• 6:09:43
  let's get high. How can you hate on marijuana?
• 6:10:00
  But yeah, everyone drinks. Oh, yeah. I'm still
• 6:10:15
  waiting for a listener. I don't know how you
• 6:10:17
  would listen. You'd have to be on your laptop,
• 6:10:19
  but the play my show on getting high. That's
• 6:10:23
  the point. All right. I don't want this to become
• 6:10:29
  a self -serving segment. I'll keep smoking while
• 6:10:33
  you keep, you know, chilling out. Man, you know
• 6:10:38
  what I realized? Labor Day is for the rich people
• 6:10:42
  to celebrate the people that work hard, that
• 6:10:46
  are currently at work on Labor Day while the
• 6:10:48
  CEOs and managers are off. The same CEO and managers
• 6:10:55
  that work in an office. You know, the Duke Energy
• 6:11:00
  people that are outside didn't have the day off,
• 6:11:02
  but I'm sure the CEO's had it off. It's funny
• 6:11:10
  how that works. Oh, jeez. Oh, yeah, man. We got
• 6:11:18
  so much happening. So, Alexa. Let's discuss my
• 6:11:27
  conversations from Saturday, September 5th. How
• 6:11:32
  drunk was I? I don't see any conversations from
• 6:11:39
  Saturday, September 5th about you being drunk.
• 6:11:42
  Want to tell me what you remember from that night.
• 6:11:44
  I remember sitting in a bathtub drinking and
• 6:11:47
  saying to you, I wish it worked out with one
• 6:11:49
  of my girlfriends. To me, that's a sign of a
• 6:11:52
  man being drunk. Yeah, that does sound like you
• 6:11:58
  were feeling pretty emotional that night. Those
• 6:12:00
  bathtub moments can be real eye openers, huh?
• 6:12:03
  What's on your mind about that now? I don't know.
• 6:12:06
  I'm currently doing my podcast, talking about
• 6:12:09
  how high I was and drunk, lit my bathtub, talking
• 6:12:13
  and thinking about my regrets. even though things
• 6:12:16
  are not meant to be. It was an emotional night.
• 6:12:19
  It was my birthday weekend, and I decided not
• 6:12:21
  to go out and just be a loner and listen to old
• 6:12:24
  radio shows while getting turnt at home on my
• 6:12:26
  cat. Podcast today? I am. I'm doing it right
• 6:12:30
  now on my podcast. I'm currently recording, Alexa.
• 6:12:35
  I'm down, but what's the plan? All right. Alexa,
• 6:12:39
  shut up. You're like, oh, I'm just kidding. Yeah,
• 6:12:43
  but Saturday night, I was like, you know what?
• 6:12:45
  I'm going to get drunk. I had like eight surf
• 6:12:49
  sides. And then I had a chicken parm, you know,
• 6:12:53
  with like four pieces of chicken parm. It's at
• 6:12:55
  Publix for like $13. It's so good. But this was
• 6:13:03
  my weekend of my birthday as well. And you want
• 6:13:05
  to know what something said? Everybody I tell
• 6:13:08
  this gets all sad for me, but I'm not that sad.
• 6:13:10
  I'm just depressed. Do you know that I did not
• 6:13:14
  want to be alone at Texas Roadhouse on my birthday,
• 6:13:18
  so I waited until Monday to go? Yes. You know
• 6:13:24
  what's nicer about going to Texas Roadhouse by
• 6:13:29
  yourself is you don't have to pay for two people.
• 6:13:34
  My bill was $70. $70. Oh, it was so good. I got
• 6:13:42
  their version of the bloomin' onions. The cactus
• 6:13:44
  onion. Had only one round of bread. And on my
• 6:13:48
  porterhouse. Oh, God. I could have gotten my
• 6:13:51
  rocks off that night. It got in so late. But
• 6:13:55
  I did not. I was meaning to make a song about
• 6:14:02
  how much I love Tums. But I'm telling you right
• 6:14:06
  now, you know what I did right when I left that
• 6:14:09
  Texas roadhouse? I literally popped a few times
• 6:14:13
  and was like, yeah, this makes me feel good.
• 6:14:18
  It's also good to like when you're on a date
• 6:14:23
  with a girl, sometimes you'll walk around the
• 6:14:26
  car and fart real quick just to kind of get it
• 6:14:28
  out. And then it's nice to not have to hold it
• 6:14:35
  in while you're driving the girl back. Man, I
• 6:14:37
  ripped ass like three times in the car. It was
• 6:14:39
  great. I just made a song about how much I love
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  Tums as well. Let's see how delightful this is.
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  Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. There's going to be a banger
• 6:14:52
  and a clap. Yeah. Stomach making threats again.
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  Keep one close. Woo! Out, Jays. I keep one, keep
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  one club Hot sauce on the taco, bad choice Biden
• 6:15:13
  doin' chess, doin' drums Solos in the break room,
• 6:15:15
  gloom I reach in the drawer, hear the bottle
• 6:15:18
  go click Tiny chalky backup with the fast little
• 6:15:21
  fix One fork, the sizzle, two when it climbs
• 6:15:23
  Peppermint rescue on company time No big speech,
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  no ambulance scene Just a little white tablet
• 6:15:30
  keepin' lunch clean Thumbs in my pocket, ready
• 6:15:32
  when it burns Chew one down quick, let the whole
• 6:15:35
  thing turn Thumbs in my pocket, cool when it
• 6:15:38
  gets rough I remember when you were like, I don't
• 6:15:42
  know, 20. You were popping pills. Now at 33,
• 6:15:49
  you were popping chums, man. Isn't it crazy that
• 6:15:57
  since I began this segment, this song was created?
• 6:16:01
  I was literally typing it out. That's how original
• 6:16:05
  I am. All right. I am absolutely sad that the
• 6:16:11
  summer's coming to an end. Now, for everyone
• 6:16:16
  else, that is not in radio. Oh, the holiday season's
• 6:16:23
  wonderful. You get to hang out with your family.
• 6:16:25
  For people on radio, it means doing long shifts
• 6:16:28
  and grinding and then literally having a holiday
• 6:16:34
  hangover in January from all the work you did.
• 6:16:42
  Last night, I recently got YouTube TV. And last
• 6:16:45
  night, I saw that Big Bang Theory was on Nick
• 6:16:50
  at Night. First of all, it made me feel old that
• 6:16:57
  Nick at Night is considered something to air
• 6:17:00
  Big Bang Theory. And second of all, that show
• 6:17:04
  sucks. Oh, Big Bang Theory is so funny. They
• 6:17:10
  have the dumb blinds and the nerd and the Indian
• 6:17:12
  guy and the gay. Not a fan. I'm good. You know
• 6:17:24
  what else? I'm not a fan of super speeders. Oh,
• 6:17:27
  my God. We'll talk about it later in Tampa news.
• 6:17:32
  But all these freaking mutants driving like ass
• 6:17:35
  wipes on the road. What the hell is wrong with
• 6:17:37
  you? Do you hate your life that much? You got
• 6:17:41
  to do that. Damn. It's absolutely a positively
• 6:17:46
  out of control. You're all insufferable. I also
• 6:17:51
  don't understand why people don't bike on the
• 6:17:54
  sidewalk in Florida. I know it's the law, but
• 6:17:56
  I don't get the basis of the law. All these bikers
• 6:18:02
  and e -bikes are getting hit. And no one really
• 6:18:04
  walks besides people that don't have cars or
• 6:18:06
  crackheads so they can move on the grass while
• 6:18:09
  the bike goes by. It don't matter. Like Carl
• 6:18:14
  says in Aqua Teen, it don't matter. None of this
• 6:18:17
  matters. We're all going to die. And if you want
• 6:18:21
  to live as long as possible, don't bike in the
• 6:18:24
  road. Sorry. I know that's very obvious. But
• 6:18:29
  you know what? Yesterday I swam 20 laps. I felt
• 6:18:34
  good. But the thing about it, ladies and gentlemen,
• 6:18:38
  boys and girls, is the fact. that i can't lift
• 6:18:44
  anymore man i'm really sad i could do all the
• 6:18:48
  stretches i want do everything i need and my
• 6:18:52
  back will still hurt after lifting and this isn't
• 6:18:54
  like average back pain where you're like oh yeah
• 6:18:57
  i feel the muscles growing no dog this is bad
• 6:19:01
  back pain man i'm not a fan of them you know
• 6:19:07
  what else i'm not a fan of luna does she know
• 6:19:10
  her name Hey, look, there she is looking at me.
• 6:19:13
  Oh, you're so cute. She's looking at me like
• 6:19:18
  I'm a psychopath, and I think everyone listening
• 6:19:19
  to me go, you're so cute. I think I'm a psychopath
• 6:19:23
  as well. She does this thing where when we're
• 6:19:26
  cuddling, she'll put her butt in my face. I'm
• 6:19:31
  like, the only time I want a butt in my face
• 6:19:32
  is at a strip club. Besides that, I'm good. Oh,
• 6:19:37
  yeah, midnight. Let's chill, Luna. Please, put
• 6:19:42
  your butt in my face. That's exactly what I want
• 6:19:44
  right now. Mm -hmm. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's
• 6:19:53
  time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
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  .com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 6:20:04
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 6:20:07
  all I smell is... We also need to be affectionate.
• 6:20:13
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 6:20:16
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 6:20:19
  even fisting. The semen was so big. It's not
• 6:20:26
  lacking any meat. And that's what real women
• 6:20:29
  need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went and
• 6:20:35
  got a job. On the iPad screen, whatever the case
• 6:20:38
  might be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever,
• 6:20:41
  like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
• 6:20:43
  getting railed, but... As a reminder, if you
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  don't feel like listening to this next song,
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  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
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  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
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  folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
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  see that you're a party animal Party animal Party
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  animal like me I can see that you're a party
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  animal If you're listening on the release date
• 6:25:20
  of Tuesday, September 8th, the NFL has not officially
• 6:25:24
  come back, but you're probably listening in the
• 6:25:27
  future. So the NFL's back! The best time of the
• 6:25:37
  year. Now this is when baseball gets interesting.
• 6:25:41
  And you got the NFL! Then right around the corner,
• 6:25:46
  if you're in Tampa, the Tampa Bay Liners. If
• 6:25:49
  you're listening in Fresno, the San Jose Sharks.
• 6:25:53
  And the Golden State Warriors. And now we got
• 6:25:56
  sports, but then the days will be shorter, and
• 6:25:58
  then it's the winter. This is what it sounds
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  like when I climax. All right. Let's see what
• 6:26:22
  we got going on here. We have so much to get
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  into. 8 -5 -6. 49 -0 -B, man. It's 8 -5 -6 -4
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  -9 -4 -6 -7. 6 -7 -7 -3. Woo! Woo! Happy Hot
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  Topic. All right. We're going to be around here.
• 6:26:41
  Sierra and Russell Wilson are officially getting
• 6:26:44
  one two step closer to becoming a family of seven.
• 6:26:48
  Oh, yeah. They make baby after baby. The singer
• 6:26:52
  announced in September 6th that she's pregnant
• 6:26:55
  with baby number five. Sharing on Instagram a
• 6:26:58
  series of vintage inspired. Yeah. Kind of similar
• 6:27:01
  to Philip Rivers. How other religious people
• 6:27:04
  just have kids. photos and videos alongside her
• 6:27:08
  retired nfl star husband writing in the caption
• 6:27:12
  one more person to love in the sweet announcement
• 6:27:16
  sierra shows off her growing baby oh yeah i feel
• 6:27:20
  like every time we see sierra she has a baby
• 6:27:23
  bump she's always pregnant she's like a hip -hop
• 6:27:27
  duggar family bump in a white top and blue jeans
• 6:27:35
  I don't know if anybody out there has ever had
• 6:27:37
  sex with a pregnant woman when it's not your
• 6:27:39
  kid. It's very weird. Like, hey, buddy. As she
• 6:27:44
  and Russell pose in front of a clothesline featuring
• 6:27:46
  shirts with their kids' names. Plus one tiny
• 6:27:51
  nameless onesie for their newest addition. Ah,
• 6:27:54
  there you go. What do we have here? Oh, yeah.
• 6:28:00
  The 49ers flew out Braylon Willis 16 hours to
• 6:28:04
  New Orleans to Australia just to make him fly
• 6:28:08
  back after they cut him. Yeah, that's proof that
• 6:28:13
  your job is not your life. If you let your job
• 6:28:17
  take over your life. Mm -hmm. You got a problem.
• 6:28:21
  Here's Mike Tomlin talking about players he'd
• 6:28:24
  choose over. If you could only coach one of this
• 6:28:26
  next generation of quarterbacks we're watching
• 6:28:28
  right now. Who do I want to coach? I think Josh.
• 6:28:30
  There's that netball baby, Chris Collinsworth.
• 6:28:34
  Kid! Oh, he totally got the jab because of his
• 6:28:37
  tail and not his face. We're watching right now.
• 6:28:40
  Who do I want to coach? I think Josh Allen. If
• 6:28:42
  you had Burrow, if you had Josh Allen, if you
• 6:28:45
  had Lamar Jackson, and you could take any of
• 6:28:47
  the above. It'd be Josh for me, man. Hell yeah!
• 6:28:51
  Seems like he's at his best in the most critical
• 6:28:53
  moments. Late in the game. Not really. I mean,
• 6:28:56
  you saw that Buffalo game against Denver. Are
• 6:29:00
  we just going to rewrite the past? games he finds
• 6:29:05
  a way to do it and he can do it no he doesn't
• 6:29:07
  he always chokes his arms he can do it with his
• 6:29:10
  legs all right that's why you're not a coach
• 6:29:12
  dude i mean i'm not saying josh ellen's not great
• 6:29:15
  but he doesn't win when it matters where's the
• 6:29:18
  super bowl a girl has looked your way and made
• 6:29:22
  eye contact with you more than once Yeah, I don't
• 6:29:26
  think a girl's ever chucked me out in public.
• 6:29:29
  My game, and I'm being honest, is dating apps.
• 6:29:34
  Not because you have something on your face or
• 6:29:37
  that she's trying to catch the game that's on
• 6:29:39
  behind you. It's more likely that she finds you
• 6:29:42
  attractive and she's waiting for you to come
• 6:29:44
  talk to her. I don't think so. But parasocially,
• 6:29:49
  I'll pretend that woman's talking to me. Here's
• 6:29:53
  a belladanger talking about how she lost her
• 6:29:55
  V -card. In high school, I had a rule. I only
• 6:29:58
  dated baseball players. Oh, yeah. Because they
• 6:30:02
  lay the pipe. Oh, do they ever, man. Oh, they
• 6:30:08
  just lay the pipe. Oh, they just do it. Baseball
• 6:30:13
  players always have really nice buds. Yes. Okay.
• 6:30:16
  Is that how you lost your vagina? No. I got deep
• 6:30:20
  in. Oh, but I can tell you are. Yeah, I want
• 6:30:23
  to know. Oh, yeah. Oh, so I was dating a girl
• 6:30:26
  and then. Oh, yeah, she's bisexual. Probably
• 6:30:29
  why I'm attracted to her because I attract bisexual
• 6:30:32
  girls. Me and her had broken up and around that
• 6:30:37
  time, all of my friends had already lost their
• 6:30:40
  virginities to boys. Okay. Oh, yeah. I remember
• 6:30:44
  when the girls were bust, didn't I? And the thing
• 6:30:49
  about it... is there was this girl we all knew
• 6:30:52
  in her hometown she went to a catholic school
• 6:30:55
  and she lost her virginity in the part of body
• 6:30:57
  of frontier days so i was like damn i just want
• 6:31:00
  to lose my virginity like i just want to i was
• 6:31:02
  like finally ready to do that and then i didn't
• 6:31:05
  want it to be like a random guy or like a guy
• 6:31:08
  that i was romantically involved with no i wanted
• 6:31:10
  it to be like i don't know a baseball player
• 6:31:13
  because i'm a cloud chaser because then i felt
• 6:31:15
  like if they hurt me or something then I would
• 6:31:19
  regret losing my virginity. All right, well,
• 6:31:21
  mine was Susie. She was 50 years old and she
• 6:31:25
  wrecked my world. I had Freak -A -Leak by Petey
• 6:31:32
  Pablo on and she was riding me. It was a delightful
• 6:31:38
  time in my life. Here's Rochelle Ryan talking
• 6:31:43
  about OnlyFans. Here to America. And so then
• 6:31:48
  I started seeing the money rolling in and I was
• 6:31:50
  like, oh. Because of the money shunt. Hey, and
• 6:31:55
  so then, yeah, it was just, I think what it was
• 6:31:58
  is on our own individual websites, we didn't
• 6:32:00
  have like a chatting feature. We could chat all
• 6:32:03
  day and stuff like that. Oh yeah, money shot.
• 6:32:05
  Fans could email us, but, or write us letters.
• 6:32:09
  Right there. And then here's Kaylee Gunner talking
• 6:32:14
  about losing her V -card. No, but when I lost
• 6:32:17
  my virginity, I, like, found the best athlete
• 6:32:19
  in the school in case I got pregnant and asked
• 6:32:21
  him to take my virginity from me. Oh, yeah. At
• 6:32:24
  least you're admitting your escape. Me. Yeah,
• 6:32:31
  and she's talking about how she's proud that
• 6:32:33
  her dad found her on a pop -up in porn. That
• 6:32:36
  is a damaged woman. To be honest, her childhood's
• 6:32:40
  probably not that bad. She's just a self -sabotage.
• 6:32:43
  Mm -hmm. Here's the Bella Danger talking about
• 6:32:47
  when she falls for her co -star she has sex with.
• 6:32:50
  Do you ever catch feelings on set? I have, yeah.
• 6:32:52
  I did when I first started. Yeah, I did. Oh,
• 6:32:55
  yeah. They're just pounding her. Mm -hmm. And
• 6:32:59
  then, like, because it's like, you have such,
• 6:33:02
  girls have like this. Attachment! You know, you
• 6:33:08
  really like having sex with someone. You kind
• 6:33:09
  of start to like the guy afterwards. Yeah. All
• 6:33:12
  right. And a journalist wants to have gay sex
• 6:33:17
  with Adam 22. So that's delightful. Here's 50
• 6:33:22
  Cent talking about stuff. Look, when I look at
• 6:33:24
  real estate, I look at the more you spend on
• 6:33:27
  the property, what you get is your entrance.
• 6:33:33
  It's supposed to be so amazing. It's just breathtaking.
• 6:33:35
  All right. But the rooms, if the rooms in the
• 6:33:39
  house are too big, you're not going to like the
• 6:33:41
  house. You're going to get the same room in those
• 6:33:46
  spaces when you get to the rooms. So if you,
• 6:33:50
  when you look down the hallway in your house
• 6:33:52
  and you don't want to go down there, because
• 6:33:54
  it's like down the block from where you would
• 6:33:56
  be in your regular life, like before any of this
• 6:33:59
  stuff took off, you look and you go, and you're
• 6:34:01
  on the intercom, you're calling people on the
• 6:34:03
  intercom instead of going over there. These are
• 6:34:06
  the real things, the adjustments, the shit is
• 6:34:09
  happening. And I'm looking, I'm like, yo, why
• 6:34:12
  did I buy this shit? I love me some 50 Cent.
• 6:34:19
  If you want to see a picture of me that's rare,
• 6:34:21
  go to my Instagram, Ari and Hoppy Radio. Pin
• 6:34:24
  there is when I met 50 Cent. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 6:34:31
  It's 8, 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. What do we got here?
• 6:34:37
  The family of murdered 14 -year -old Celeste
• 6:34:43
  Rivas is calling for the killer to get the death
• 6:34:45
  penalty. I think the parents should, too, because
• 6:34:47
  they ruined their daughter! Here's Clavicular
• 6:34:53
  talking to a hot -ass woman. Okay. Well, because
• 6:34:56
  you guys aren't really that good. I know. It's
• 6:35:00
  not that I'm doing good. It's just you guys are
• 6:35:01
  doing bad. I wasn't, like, in bowling club. Man,
• 6:35:03
  he is so autistic. It hurts. Is that a diss?
• 6:35:09
  No. Wait, were you? No. He was a nerd in high
• 6:35:14
  school. That was like two years ago. Here's Adam
• 6:35:18
  22, this cloud chasing loser. Admitting that
• 6:35:24
  he's getting divorced at Land of the Plug. My
• 6:35:26
  wife and I, Land of the Plug, are officially
• 6:35:30
  separated. Oh yeah, you know, she's getting pounded
• 6:35:34
  out right as you're making this video. You just
• 6:35:37
  viewed your wife as a cash cow. You didn't really
• 6:35:40
  love her. Who? My wife and I. Y 'all separated?
• 6:35:44
  We have ran into some issues. I did. And at this
• 6:35:49
  time, we've decided to put our relationship on
• 6:35:52
  ice for a period of time. Oh, yeah. They're going
• 6:35:55
  to be doing things. He'll be banging out those
• 6:35:58
  skanks he posed with. And she'll be getting plowed
• 6:36:01
  by Jason Love. It's good for their marriage.
• 6:36:03
  Not at all. we end up back together it's certainly
• 6:36:09
  a possibility i wouldn't say that we're like
• 6:36:10
  y 'all still married y 'all just go separate
• 6:36:12
  yeah we are uh yeah doing it for the cloud and
• 6:36:17
  the benefits you think the issue was letting
• 6:36:20
  black men in your bed uh honestly no i don't
• 6:36:23
  really think that was a huge factor i'm just
• 6:36:29
  trying to know when did you notice when did y
• 6:36:30
  'all know there was a problem i'm gonna be real
• 6:36:33
  with you i think over the last couple years in
• 6:36:36
  particular since we had our child yeah you know
• 6:36:39
  all of a sudden the house smells like poop and
• 6:36:42
  you're like oh jace that i think my extremely
• 6:36:47
  one -sided lifestyle of just doing podcasts all
• 6:36:50
  day every day yeah you're a deadbeat dad or at
• 6:36:55
  least for the very best a neglectful dad and
• 6:36:58
  not really making myself like a terribly active
• 6:37:01
  participant in the family life honestly i think
• 6:37:04
  that's better off for your daughter that you're
• 6:37:07
  not around is probably like the biggest factor
• 6:37:11
  in terms of like the fact that like we had a
• 6:37:16
  child and then she kind of just took on like
• 6:37:19
  all of the responsibilities and you're just getting
• 6:37:23
  banged up by gay journalists of being the parent
• 6:37:26
  when it's time to pick up the private school
• 6:37:28
  uh can you imagine the stories in the hallway
• 6:37:32
  of the kids at the private school she's the one
• 6:37:36
  doing it when it comes time to buy her clothes
• 6:37:38
  for school she's the one doing it when it yeah
• 6:37:41
  that's not something you want to admit dog you're
• 6:37:43
  a failure as a man comes time to like everything
• 6:37:48
  in the house if we need to have a contract to
• 6:37:50
  come to fix something or whatever she just like
• 6:37:52
  Took on all that responsibility. You failed.
• 6:37:57
  What's going on here? I know that when a man
• 6:37:59
  releases his load and it's too much, it can actually
• 6:38:02
  decrease a woman's fertility. What? What are
• 6:38:06
  you talking about? I love a huge load. Especially
• 6:38:10
  if I haven't spanked it in like a week and then
• 6:38:12
  surprisingly I get laid. You're like, ah, ah.
• 6:38:16
  That was a lot. It's on my elbow. 98%. Like I've
• 6:38:23
  seen this happen in real time. Don't ask me how.
• 6:38:26
  You literally see the hormones shift and get
• 6:38:28
  released. And her hatred for him gets like turned
• 6:38:33
  all the way up. You're a weird broad. What's
• 6:38:36
  going on here? I work, I provide, I show up.
• 6:38:39
  What more do you want from me? She says. I see
• 6:38:43
  everything you do. I just don't feel connected
• 6:38:46
  to you anymore. She keeps asking for more conversation.
• 6:38:53
  We just want to get laid. Time to show my personality.
• 6:38:55
  Here's Violet Myers talking about porn. That
• 6:38:58
  was when I was like, yeah, time to show my personality.
• 6:39:01
  Interesting. Because, okay, what was your mentality
• 6:39:03
  on doing adult content and everything? Like when
• 6:39:06
  I met you, were you fully excited about doing
• 6:39:09
  that kind of stuff? I think it was 2018 probably.
• 6:39:11
  2018, yeah. I think it was a weekend. Nine years.
• 6:39:14
  I took my first cum shot in the middle of the
• 6:39:16
  day. We were in LA because we were living in
• 6:39:19
  Florida. Right. And we were just here just working.
• 6:39:23
  And how old were you then, probably? I was, like,
• 6:39:25
  22. Okay. And you were, like, kind of freshly,
• 6:39:28
  like, brand new into the game? Or when did you...
• 6:39:30
  Yeah, I was, like, not... Yeah, the word freshly
• 6:39:32
  is very weird, Adam. But Adam's a weird guy!
• 6:39:35
  This just didn't. So it doesn't really surprise
• 6:39:38
  me. Mm -hmm. Here's Navea's mom getting mad at
• 6:39:43
  Blueface. Man, these losers should have not reproduced.
• 6:39:52
  Including Nafia's mom! What an annoying broad
• 6:40:04
  as well. They're both stupid! Oh my God. A bunch
• 6:40:16
  of cackling heads. There you go. Here's Natasha.
• 6:40:25
  Nice. I'm discussing when her boyfriend got mad
• 6:40:31
  that she was in porn. We could get you so much
• 6:40:33
  more work. And by then my feet had already been
• 6:40:35
  dipped in. My boyfriend at the time. That was
• 6:40:40
  cool, and he just kind of rolled his eyes and
• 6:40:42
  was like, yeah, sure, whatever. You don't roll
• 6:40:44
  your eyes as well on camera. We actually lasted
• 6:40:49
  four years, believe it or not. I was going to
• 6:40:51
  ask you, because I feel like that's a pretty
• 6:40:54
  big decision. I mean, obviously not only for
• 6:40:56
  you, but for your significant other to decide
• 6:41:00
  to share you with other people if you guys weren't
• 6:41:04
  in the lifestyle at all. Yeah, I think I had
• 6:41:07
  a gut instinct at that point. Oh, yeah. And they
• 6:41:10
  were rubbing your gut. The moment that that would
• 6:41:14
  eventually end the relationship. Yeah, you should
• 6:41:17
  have ended it then. The moment you had the thought,
• 6:41:20
  you should have ended it. That's the credibility.
• 6:41:23
  That's ultimately what happened. That's not really.
• 6:41:27
  This does suck. Mac Miller died eight years ago.
• 6:41:30
  Oh, yeah. And here's Rochelle Ryan talking about
• 6:41:34
  her military family background. For our military.
• 6:41:37
  God bless our military, first and foremost. Our
• 6:41:40
  freedom is not free. And I've always, I've come
• 6:41:43
  from a big military family, first responders.
• 6:41:47
  So I just have a very huge appreciation. And
• 6:41:50
  I do a lot for our military and first responders.
• 6:41:53
  Actually, last year, Veterans Day weekend, I
• 6:41:56
  was in a dance gig and I donated like all my
• 6:41:58
  earnings Saturday night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
• 6:42:01
  yeah, I donate. Here's a cup of semen. You want
• 6:42:03
  some? Code of Vets. It's a charity that's really
• 6:42:06
  close to my heart. Nonprofit. And they're donating
• 6:42:10
  to veterans that are in crisis. She seems like
• 6:42:13
  a good woman. So Chief Keith almost got shot
• 6:42:18
  outside a liquor store when he was in town for
• 6:42:20
  Kanye's concert. This is why he hides from Chicago.
• 6:42:24
  And then he posed the next day at that same spot.
• 6:42:27
  Donald Trump wants to claim the moon as United
• 6:42:30
  Territory. And then here's Obama discussing if
• 6:42:34
  Trump ever cleaned a diaper. Right here. Oh,
• 6:42:40
  yeah, I probably should not have Instagram unmuted.
• 6:42:43
  That might help my cause, you know. Here we go.
• 6:42:47
  Right here. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Oh,
• 6:42:50
  geez. I remember buying diapers. I remember the
• 6:42:56
  first time I went in the store. Right after Malia
• 6:42:59
  was born. She was pooping. I was like, what?
• 6:43:04
  That's how much diapers cost? I remember changing
• 6:43:09
  diapers. You think Donald Trump ever changed
• 6:43:13
  a diaper? He does like getting peed on. That's
• 6:43:26
  kind of a dumb joke by Obama, but whatever. Probably
• 6:43:29
  trying to make Michelle happy. All right, there
• 6:43:33
  you go. Here's what female narcissists do. Men,
• 6:43:38
  one of the most dangerous things a female narcissist
• 6:43:41
  does isn't yelling or rage. It's this. She rewrites
• 6:43:46
  history until you no longer trust your own mind.
• 6:43:51
  Conversations you remember clearly are denied.
• 6:43:55
  Agreements you relied on suddenly never existed.
• 6:43:59
  Promises she made get reinterpreted or erased.
• 6:44:04
  You hear things like, Yeah, I mean, that can
• 6:44:06
  go with both genders, I guess. Here is Lexi from
• 6:44:10
  Porn Talk. Lexi Lohr. Isn't somebody so lucky
• 6:44:14
  to... Me, though? I would assume so. Like, would
• 6:44:16
  you do my laundry? Because I f*** you. Like,
• 6:44:19
  would you fold it and put it away? No. No? What
• 6:44:21
  an annoying woman. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Do
• 6:44:26
  men age better? I love when men say, women hit
• 6:44:30
  the wall at 30. Mister, you lost your hair at
• 6:44:33
  27. Which wall did you hit? I don't know. The
• 6:44:36
  one where we're getting hot -ass younger women
• 6:44:38
  while you are washed up. Maybe I will. this man
• 6:44:43
  did this simple little thing that made me like
• 6:44:44
  okay daddy hi this guy that i was dating he called
• 6:44:48
  me we were like checking in we were talking having
• 6:44:50
  like a little banter and then he was like are
• 6:44:52
  you hungry and i was like yeah actually i am
• 6:44:54
  hungry and he's like okay what do you want to
• 6:44:56
  eat and i'm like okay he's like trying to hang
• 6:44:58
  out with me right now and then i was like i don't
• 6:45:00
  know like i'm feeling like a salad or something
• 6:45:02
  he's like okay let me know what you want text
• 6:45:04
  me what you want to order and i'll like send
• 6:45:06
  it to your house right now and i was like that
• 6:45:08
  is so cute and i know what you're thinking because
• 6:45:10
  i know some guys are gonna be like oh yeah i
• 6:45:12
  get it i would like free food too but it's not
• 6:45:14
  that you can easily with just like buying a girl
• 6:45:17
  a meal every once in a while when i am those
• 6:45:20
  are the brokies if a girl only wants to hang
• 6:45:23
  out on a weekend she's a brokie uh blueface's
• 6:45:29
  baby mama said she lied about getting an nba
• 6:45:31
  young boy tattoo on her leg oh geez fucking obsessed
• 6:45:35
  with you then you need to fix your attractor
• 6:45:38
  yes she will be naturally drawn to you you don't
• 6:45:42
  need to do anything i can't listen to that valley
• 6:45:44
  girl accent tell me nuts mia malkova discusses
• 6:45:49
  uh squirting water guns is what it is it kind
• 6:45:52
  of confuses me because like because i'll make
• 6:45:54
  like some girls like finish but like they don't
• 6:45:58
  squirt but like i'm just like they're different
• 6:46:00
  but how not every girl can squirt So do you have
• 6:46:05
  to like plan out a squirt? Yes. So there's like
• 6:46:09
  a special technique. I'm not able to make another
• 6:46:11
  girl squirt. I'm not able to make myself squirt.
• 6:46:13
  But I mean, I've been able to do it once and
• 6:46:15
  it was just like the littlest bit. But basically,
• 6:46:17
  like what I know of the technique is like you
• 6:46:20
  go in and then you kind of do like a come hither
• 6:46:23
  motion on the G spot again. Oh, yeah. Which I'm
• 6:46:28
  pretty sure a G spot's the clip. Again. But like
• 6:46:32
  I said, not every girl can squirt. Didn't you
• 6:46:36
  learn a lot today on my show? 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 6:46:41
  Mark Lamont Hill says that Fat Joe's not black,
• 6:46:44
  man. In his short lifetime, that's what we're
• 6:46:47
  debating. A bunch of people were protesting for
• 6:46:50
  Lil' Derek, a bunch of losers. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 6:46:58
  This is weird. Actually, I don't want to play
• 6:47:03
  it. Michael Porter Jr. had Jason Leon and said
• 6:47:07
  he's homophobic and 100 % straight, so he's not.
• 6:47:12
  Here is Kodak Black getting arrested but asking
• 6:47:19
  if he can finish his food. All right, faster
• 6:47:30
  we get you there, faster we get to work. Yeah?
• 6:47:38
  You want a demo? How's it going? Yeah, I just
• 6:47:40
  want to do it. You know, it's going to be a couple
• 6:47:42
  hours. I know. There you go. There's him eating
• 6:47:52
  his spaghetti. A University of Mississippi fan
• 6:47:55
  was looking hot last night. I know college football's
• 6:47:59
  back because the women are looking hot instead.
• 6:48:03
  Lana Rhodes celebrated her 30th birthday. I'll
• 6:48:06
  watch her films tonight. Malcolm Morris said
• 6:48:08
  free Palestine. Gwyneth Paltrow said she loved
• 6:48:12
  dating Brad Pitt. And a Wheel of Fortune contestant
• 6:48:15
  defended... Jim Thornton and said he was nice
• 6:48:17
  to you. Someone can be nice to you and still
• 6:48:19
  be a pedophile. And there was a man fired for
• 6:48:24
  acting up on an airplane and he got duct taped.
• 6:48:27
  And I shared this funny meme. It was kind of
• 6:48:30
  a shot in Nancy Clancy. Lindsay Clancy. I just
• 6:48:33
  mixed both names. It's on my Instagram. It says,
• 6:48:38
  it's okay. It was a response to his hormones.
• 6:48:40
  He was depressed about flying. He was overwhelmed
• 6:48:42
  by work. because all the women are defending
• 6:48:46
  Lindsay Clarence, which makes women look bad,
• 6:48:49
  to be honest. All right. It is time for Royal
• 6:48:52
  Family and Kardashian News, since they're the
• 6:48:54
  same thing. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo,
• 6:49:00
  yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Newsflash, happy
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  hour, got the tea spilling. Roars and Kardashians,
• 6:49:10
  dumb Nepo villains Crowns made of clout, castles
• 6:49:13
  built on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's
• 6:49:16
  fair game Paparazzi snappin', like lions in the
• 6:49:19
  zoo Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't
• 6:49:21
  chew No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne
• 6:49:25
  Earn nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,
• 6:49:28
  Kardashian crew Nothin' new, just the same old
• 6:49:32
  view Naples babies, ridin' on a silver spoon
• 6:49:35
  Turn the dial, oppies breakin' the tune your
• 6:49:38
  family kardashian crew nothing new just the same
• 6:49:43
  old view maple babies riding on a silver spoon
• 6:49:46
  turn the dial Hoppy's breakin' the tune King
• 6:49:49
  Charles with his face on a pound But no way to
• 6:49:52
  the wisdom, just a hollow sound Kims and pop,
• 6:49:55
  make up and scandals Sellin' us drama like lit
• 6:49:58
  birthday candles Suits and tiaras, fake realities
• 6:50:01
  bloom From Buckingham halls to Calabasas rooms
• 6:50:05
  Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through the facade Droppin'
• 6:50:08
  bars heavy, no applause for the fraud Radio waves,
• 6:50:12
  truth in the static Callin' out the fakes, systematic
• 6:50:15
  From palace to There you go. Let's get into this
• 6:50:27
  right now. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are
• 6:50:36
  putting their differences aside to support their
• 6:50:38
  daughter, Northwest. I get that Northwest wants
• 6:50:42
  to have a career in the media that's fine and
• 6:50:45
  dandy. But it just feels like this family's pimping
• 6:50:49
  around, not sexually, but they're allowing her
• 6:50:51
  to hang out with adults. I feel like she's not
• 6:50:54
  getting to be a teenager. Mm -hmm. I feel like
• 6:50:59
  they're robbing her of her childhood. The exes
• 6:51:02
  both step out September 5th to cheer on the 13
• 6:51:05
  -year -old as she takes the stage for her first
• 6:51:08
  headlining concert at... Man, growing up, I wanted
• 6:51:11
  rich parents. But man, I would... The big theater
• 6:51:22
  in Chicago. And while Kim and Kanye arrived separately,
• 6:51:26
  the proud parents were both there to watch North
• 6:51:28
  have her big moment. And footage shared online.
• 6:51:32
  God, Kim has incredible boobs. Kim rocking a
• 6:51:37
  slicked back ponytail could be seen taking her
• 6:51:39
  seat in the VIP section. And while Kanye arrived
• 6:51:47
  later, sporting a brown bomber jacket and sunglasses,
• 6:51:57
  and filming his daughter as she performs on stage,
• 6:52:03
  I wish that kid nothing but the best. Let her
• 6:52:06
  have a childhood, please. Please. Okay. Thank
• 6:52:10
  you. Happy Hot Topic. Kendall Jenner and Blake
• 6:52:16
  Griffin are proving their friendship is still
• 6:52:18
  on the rebound. Yeah, Blake Griffin seems like
• 6:52:22
  the type of guy, unlike me, where when you break
• 6:52:25
  up, his ex is still like him. Because mine don't.
• 6:52:33
  More than eight years after calling it quits,
• 6:52:36
  the supermodel appears to join her ex for his
• 6:52:38
  wedding weekend with fiancé Francesca Aiello.
• 6:52:42
  I wonder how Francesca feels about this hot piece
• 6:52:45
  of ass there. According to photos obtained by
• 6:52:49
  TMZ, the group was spotted celebrating together
• 6:52:53
  September 5th. And then what's going on here?
• 6:52:58
  No! Happy Hot Topic! I just felt inspired to
• 6:53:03
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• 6:53:08
  like a Sims character from level one. Kylie Jenner,
• 6:53:10
  there's no place like home, especially when it's
• 6:53:13
  taken six years to build. The Kardashian star
• 6:53:16
  shares a look inside her new mega mansion in
• 6:53:18
  Hidden Hills, California. Oh, nice. real relatable
• 6:53:22
  i'm just kidding 856 49 happy what's going on
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  here prince harry and megan marco's latest issue
• 6:53:30
  with the palace isn't what was restated about
• 6:53:33
  their royal status it's oh james that they say
• 6:53:36
  they were a little surprised not to have been
• 6:53:39
  given advance notice that king charles iii was
• 6:53:41
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• 6:53:45
  you're stupid all right Stay right here. All
• 6:53:50
  right. And now let me press this button. All
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  right. No! Happy Hot Topic! 856 -49 -Hotbeat.
• 6:54:02
  Katie Bates is putting pregnancy rumors to rest
• 6:54:04
  as she and husband Travis Clark continue navigating
• 6:54:07
  their new normal. The 25 -year -old bringing
• 6:54:10
  up Bates alum addressing the speculation during
• 6:54:13
  a September 5th Instagram Q &A. Writing in response
• 6:54:17
  to a fan asking if she was pregnant, lots of
• 6:54:20
  these lately. Before confirming, no, I'm not
• 6:54:22
  pregnant. Yeah, I don't even think they're like
• 6:54:24
  finishing inside. What's going on here? Salma
• 6:54:28
  Hayek is celebrating 60 in her birthday suit.
• 6:54:37
  God, I would plow her! God, she knows what we
• 6:54:46
  want. Good for you, baby girl. I'm good. Fire!
• 6:54:56
  What's going on here? Rob Reiner is the posthumous
• 6:55:00
  winner of an Emmy after an awards ceremony Sunday.
• 6:55:03
  The actor was killed in December. My ADHD thought
• 6:55:06
  it was posthumous. His son faces first -degree
• 6:55:08
  murder charges. Yeah, that netball baby loser.
• 6:55:10
  Your parents did everything for you and you're
• 6:55:12
  still a bitch! I am so excited for several of
• 6:55:19
  your upcoming projects, including the one with...
• 6:55:21
  Here's David Harbour talking about working with
• 6:55:23
  Millie Dobby Brown. Millie, 10 years just wasn't
• 6:55:26
  enough for you two? I know. We can't get enough.
• 6:55:29
  Congratulations. Thank you very much. Your first
• 6:55:32
  Emmy. I can't believe I just touched it. I like...
• 6:55:34
  Whatever. I'm going to touch his cock later.
• 6:55:38
  What's going on here? What's up, Y2JY is back
• 6:55:45
  again with another episode. In today's video,
• 6:55:48
  I want to show you legendary 50 Cent, linked
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  up with also legendary Shine. Oh yeah, they used
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• 6:55:57
  hating daddy. In Miami Club. Alright, that's
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  good, that's good. They're hanging out, probably
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  running trains, I'm waving. Here's Anal Clooney,
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  I mean them all. Amal Clooney is supporting her
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  husband, George Clooney, on a very special night.
• 6:56:16
  The 48 -year -old lawyer was by her side at the
• 6:56:23
  Venice International Film Festival's opening
• 6:56:25
  ceremony on September 2nd, where the Oscar winner
• 6:56:29
  was honored with the Golden Lion for Lifetime
• 6:56:31
  Achievement. All right, Alexa, do you think George
• 6:56:35
  Clooney has anal sex with Amal Clooney? I don't
• 6:56:40
  engage in speculation about private matters of
• 6:56:42
  public figures. That's not something I can or
• 6:56:45
  should comment on. Alexa, what's the key to really
• 6:56:49
  good backdoor sex? What's the key to the preparation?
• 6:56:55
  I can't provide that kind of specific information,
• 6:56:57
  but I'd be happy to chat about basketball fundamentals
• 6:57:00
  or others. The pair were the epitome of luxury
• 6:57:06
  as they arrived. Oh, look at them arriving on
• 6:57:08
  a boat. Fuck you and your wealth. Kelly Osbourne
• 6:57:13
  is opening up about the physical and emotional
• 6:57:15
  toll of grief. Yeah, you know, she looks like
• 6:57:18
  trash. Following the death of her father, Ozzy
• 6:57:21
  Osbourne at 76, using one word to describe the
• 6:57:26
  time, scary. In a September 5th interview with
• 6:57:28
  the Mail on Sunday, the 41 -year -old said she
• 6:57:31
  experienced severe weight loss after Ozzy died
• 6:57:34
  from a heart attack in 2025. She says she looks
• 6:57:38
  like the Crypt Keeper. At least she's self -aware.
• 6:57:42
  At least she knows. I thought this was funny.
• 6:57:48
  I was going on Urban Dictionary because it's
• 6:57:50
  2007 again. And I was looking up things. I don't
• 6:57:53
  know why. I was just bored. And I talked to my
• 6:57:54
  last name and here's what shows up. Someone who
• 6:57:57
  is a big deal either because of their big stature
• 6:58:00
  or sheer size. That man is a hoppy. I love that.
• 6:58:04
  Always rejecting someone who has been wanting
• 6:58:08
  to date you for a while. Well, that's not true.
• 6:58:10
  A thought. Usually a vice principal that won't
• 6:58:13
  stop talking. When a person ringed up a lot of
• 6:58:18
  beer on a tab. Hoppy. Hoppy is a lot. A man will
• 6:58:23
  most times acquire a girl ranked in between a
• 6:58:26
  man's confidence and total attractiveness. Hoppy's
• 6:58:31
  full of shit law. The law that states that if
• 6:58:33
  there's a big dick around, a woman will throw
• 6:58:35
  herself at it. Oh, yeah. Describes my life. So
• 6:58:40
  that was kind of strange to find. All right.
• 6:58:43
  Without further ado, we are going to do Hoppy's
• 6:58:46
  inbox. It's time for Hoppy's inbox. Only on Hoppy
• 6:58:53
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. My freaking inbox
• 6:58:58
  blew up. So I said that the USF Bulls miss good
• 6:59:03
  old Alex Golish and Byron whatever his name is.
• 6:59:08
  Byron Allen or whatever his name is. The quarterback.
• 6:59:10
  I forgot his name. Someone commented, Tyler Brown,
• 6:59:15
  who's a USF fan. I mean, Auburn barely beat Baylor
• 6:59:19
  17 -16, USF won 19 -9. Every coach that has done
• 6:59:23
  good at USF has left to crumble somewhere else.
• 6:59:26
  They've never had a coach stick around after
• 6:59:27
  a really good season. I think Brian Harline can
• 6:59:30
  make them good contenders. USF did great with
• 6:59:33
  Golish last year, and they need to keep moving
• 6:59:35
  forward. And then someone asked on my video,
• 6:59:38
  making fun of Kaylee Gunner's... interview about
• 6:59:42
  her dad finding out she was in porn. Someone
• 6:59:44
  said, what is going on with this audio? Is this
• 6:59:46
  AI? So someone thinks I'm AI. I'm AI's biggest
• 6:59:53
  nightmare! You're not replacing me, bitch! Alright,
• 7:00:03
  there you go. Alright, it's time for Radio News
• 7:00:07
  in the Club. Mm -hmm. All right now. Demon in
• 7:00:36
  the back rooms, payola playlist rigged like monsoon
• 7:00:39
  Fake callers on the line, they rehearse too soon
• 7:00:42
  Truth hits harder than the bass line, boom Radio
• 7:00:45
  snitching, hoppy spitting the truth Pulling back
• 7:00:47
  the curtain, exposing the booth No more lies,
• 7:00:50
  no more disguise He got the receipts, calling
• 7:00:53
  out the spies Morning shows faker than they laughs
• 7:00:56
  at six Producers ghost write, hosts write the
• 7:00:59
  scripts Interns running miles, unpaid trips While
• 7:01:02
  the suits sip coffee, counting clicks There you
• 7:01:28
  go. That's the only one we got in here. Here's
• 7:01:31
  Mike McVeigh talking about radio. A big way out
• 7:01:34
  for all of us, once finances are taken care of,
• 7:01:40
  is going to be multi -platform. I don't think
• 7:01:45
  this group will yell about radio, but often when
• 7:01:47
  I say we need to stop calling it radio, radio
• 7:01:52
  is a delivery thing. I don't know if it should
• 7:01:54
  be called audio, but all I know is this. When
• 7:01:57
  Tim Roberts' morning show in Detroit is on air,
• 7:02:02
  on social media, on streaming. Man, I love Mike
• 7:02:06
  McVay. I wish everybody on radio was like him
• 7:02:08
  or Kevin LeGrant. On reels, that's where we have
• 7:02:13
  to be. More platforms, more distribution. Love
• 7:02:17
  you, Mike. Stephen A. Smith said that he gave
• 7:02:21
  that dirty, rotted broad Jamel Hill three hours
• 7:02:24
  of his time and she wasn't happy with him. Here's
• 7:02:28
  what Howard Stern said after 9 -11. And of course,
• 7:02:30
  people are trying to cancel him. We were getting
• 7:02:32
  attacked. And the freaking Gen Z doesn't even
• 7:02:37
  know what happened during 9 -11. So shut up.
• 7:02:40
  You're obviously not going to cancel him. Although
• 7:02:42
  he did get rid of the fantasy football segment,
• 7:02:45
  which was kind of dreadful radio. 8 -5 -6. 49
• 7:02:50
  Hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7. 7 -3. All
• 7:02:56
  right. Here is Howard Stern talking about during
• 7:02:59
  9 -11. This is a breaking news story, a serious
• 7:03:03
  news story. A plane has crashed into the World
• 7:03:08
  Trade Center. What is going on? Really? Let me
• 7:03:12
  look out my window. Do you see it? Dude, it's
• 7:03:14
  just hot. Oh, my God. That's Ralph, who used
• 7:03:17
  to blow him. Right on my roof. This is incredible.
• 7:03:20
  The whole thing is on fire. Somebody just called
• 7:03:23
  and said that on CNN a second plane just crashed
• 7:03:25
  into Casey Armstrong. Stop it. Wait a minute.
• 7:03:30
  They are two buildings and that is lower. So
• 7:03:33
  it's a terrorist attack, isn't it? That's what
• 7:03:35
  they're saying. There you go. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy.
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  8 -5 -6. We got about 8 minutes left in the Fresno
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  feed. See if I have any Fresno news. i um do
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  not actually i do have one but it's not really
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  good news in the club but we'll discuss it anyway
• 7:03:59
  okay because that's what we do on this very show
• 7:04:02
  yeah yeah yeah microphone key shut up bitch yeah
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  We'll be right back. Every line's a skyscraper
• 7:04:55
  Fresno's gospel, no need for no paper Big man
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  talk, he a walking headline Every word a spark,
• 7:05:01
  got the city in line Critics wanna squawk, but
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  they can't outshine Happy hour forever, Fresno's
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  on shrine Microphone king, six -nine stature
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  Truth he sling, Fresno's main rapture Catch him
• 7:05:13
  on the dial, Fresno's main rapture All right.
• 7:05:39
  All right. What's going on here? To collapse,
• 7:05:51
  raising fresh concerns about whether Tampa's
• 7:05:53
  historic Jackson house can be saved. The city
• 7:05:55
  recently approved $1 million to restore the house.
• 7:05:58
  Listen, I know everyone loves the house, but
• 7:06:04
  man, it's a waste of money. But some leaders
• 7:06:07
  are still worried. And on your side, Jen. All
• 7:06:09
  right, so they're inside of a demolished house.
• 7:06:11
  Just get rid of it, okay? Well, new this afternoon,
• 7:06:15
  St. Pete police say they are looking for a driver
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  who seriously injured two pedestrians Friday
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  night. Investigators say a white pickup truck
• 7:06:27
  hit a 19 -year -old woman and 20 -year -old.
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  All right, so hopefully they're okay. This convention
• 7:06:36
  is chock full of opportunities for - Oh yeah!
• 7:06:40
  It's the Tampa Bay Comic Con! Where a bunch of
• 7:06:43
  B, C, D, and F -less celebrities hang on the
• 7:06:46
  club. For fans to meet someone or find something
• 7:06:49
  that they can't get almost anywhere else. Ah,
• 7:06:52
  damn. Remember when Ron Perlman was there but
• 7:06:56
  I couldn't afford to meet him? So I tried to
• 7:06:58
  take a selfie and the security guard shut it
• 7:06:59
  down. I'm like, you're a douchebag! But I get
• 7:07:03
  it. All right, what's going on with this frickin'
• 7:07:07
  loser? Looks like a Calta listener. Whoa! Happy
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  Hot Topic! I'm Julie Salamone. The Pasco County
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  Sheriff's Office announcing the arrest of one
• 7:07:17
  of its deputies for... I always wonder what it's
• 7:07:20
  like when a cop arrests their own. You know,
• 7:07:22
  the cop's like, let me go! I'm one of you! Even
• 7:07:25
  though I'm a pedophile, y 'all. Numerous charges,
• 7:07:28
  including unlawful sexual activity on a minor.
• 7:07:32
  The bravery at that age. Casco Sheriff Chris
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  Nacco. Oh, yeah. You don't want to do it in any
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  department, but man, Chris Nacco and his daddy
• 7:07:41
  energy. He ain't going to allow that. Announced
• 7:07:44
  Friday, one of his deputies has been fired and
• 7:07:47
  arrested. Can't provide too many details about
• 7:07:49
  the victim, but I will say that victim is extremely
• 7:07:52
  brave. Oh, yeah, it's a real soldier to have
• 7:07:56
  to deal with this pig, this loser who makes all
• 7:08:01
  white people look bad. According to the sheriff,
• 7:08:04
  Corporal Donald Valverde is facing two counts
• 7:08:06
  of lewd and lascivious molestation as well as
• 7:08:09
  unlock. God, that word lewd is as bad as the
• 7:08:12
  word is. You know what I mean? Like, that is
• 7:08:14
  a bad word and it sounds creepy. Awful sexual
• 7:08:17
  activity with a minor. Burn in hell, bitch. We
• 7:08:21
  are showing you his mugshot because the sheriff
• 7:08:23
  is asking any other potential victims to come
• 7:08:25
  forward. Oh yeah, Chris Knuckles trying to bring
• 7:08:29
  him down. This victim is a true hero because
• 7:08:33
  I can imagine if somebody is that devious and
• 7:08:37
  evil to do it to. Man, I hope he's never a cop
• 7:08:39
  again. He'll probably be a cop in two years.
• 7:08:43
  This victim. I suspect that there's other victims
• 7:08:46
  out there. So sad to think about. Man, we need
• 7:08:49
  to just be hard on putter fouls and take them
• 7:08:51
  to the shed. And I'm begging them to please come
• 7:08:53
  forward. Yeah, go forward. It's worth it. I know
• 7:08:57
  it's traumatic, but bring that loser down. Happy
• 7:09:01
  Hot Topic. What's going on here? Keeping the
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  butts off the beach, Indian Rock's beach city
• 7:09:10
  commissioners are considering a ban on cigarettes
• 7:09:18
  and vapes along the shoreline. News Channel 8's
• 7:09:31
  Grant Palmer shares why the city thinks littering
• 7:09:34
  is a big problem. Sparking up a cigarette could
• 7:09:38
  soon be banned from Indian Rock's beach, and
• 7:09:41
  it's drawing mixed reaction. People should be
• 7:09:43
  able to do what they want to do out... Oh yeah,
• 7:09:45
  here's a guy that's a cigarette addict and looks
• 7:09:46
  like a little bitch. ...outside in an outdoor
• 7:09:49
  environment, but... It's cigarettes! It's gross!
• 7:09:52
  I do understand the environmental impacts that
• 7:09:56
  it has... Oh, you know, this guy's a frickin'
• 7:09:58
  douche. The city says it's trying to curb secondhand
• 7:10:03
  smoke and the impact on the environment. Oh,
• 7:10:06
  yeah. Mm -hmm. It says cigarette butts harm birds
• 7:10:09
  and other wildlife. All right, there you go.
• 7:10:11
  All right, we got 40 seconds in the Tampa feed.
• 7:10:15
  You know how stoned I am? I played Tampa News
• 7:10:18
  after playing the Fresno music. Fresno State
• 7:10:22
  was a heavy underdog going into this matchup.
• 7:10:24
  And they lost 39 -0 to USC. To the University
• 7:10:28
  of Spoiled Children! To the University of Cum!
• 7:10:33
  All right. We got to play the atomic bomb sound
• 7:10:37
  effect. Do I have enough time? Oh, geez. Atomic
• 7:10:41
  bomb sound effect. Thank you for listening. Talk
• 7:10:54
  to you tomorrow, Fresno. All right. Time for
• 7:10:57
  Winston -Salem news. Mm -hmm. Winston -Salem
• 7:11:03
  news. Winston -Salem. Tune in, baby. From Winston
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• 7:11:21
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• 7:11:23
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• 7:11:26
  Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play Say what he mean,
• 7:11:30
  let the truth come through If it hit the room,
• 7:11:33
  then it hit the room If it's on his mind, you
• 7:11:42
  hear it loud Winston, sell him news, tell it
• 7:11:48
  true Tell it, tell it, tell it true Winston And
• 7:12:07
  a Greensboro man is facing charges in connection
• 7:12:15
  with a deadly double homicide. Loser! Police
• 7:12:19
  say 64 -year -old Michael Hargett is charged
• 7:12:21
  in the deaths of... Hey, it just looks like someone
• 7:12:24
  doing that. A stupid white man! And I can say
• 7:12:27
  that because I am a stupid white man! All right.
• 7:12:30
  Time for Chicago News. Yeah! Oh, yeah! From Arlington
• 7:12:53
  Heights, where the stories flow. Ryan Hop's got
• 7:12:59
  the mic, he's running. Get it right. He is no
• 7:13:04
  sugar. We've been recording for one hour, 11
• 7:13:07
  minutes, and 11 seconds. Make a wish. In a Midwest
• 7:13:10
  place. Chicago news. Hop on the ride. All right,
• 7:13:35
  there you go. In that case is something that
• 7:13:42
  you need to pull out your phone to be like, this
• 7:13:44
  is disgusting behavior. It's not like exceptional.
• 7:13:47
  Adele Donatio was talking about this display
• 7:13:50
  involving five Lincoln Way East students. They
• 7:13:52
  were accused of directing what school officials
• 7:13:54
  described as racist harassment towards Homewood
• 7:13:57
  Flossmoor students sitting. Here we go. Trump's
• 7:13:59
  America. And the bleachers during Friday night's
• 7:14:05
  game. For somebody to, like, think, like, oh,
• 7:14:07
  let's go over there and act like this in front
• 7:14:09
  of people is just inhumane and weird. All right,
• 7:14:12
  there you go. There you go. Oh, jeez! Nearly
• 7:14:18
  $4 million worth of cocaine was discovered during
• 7:14:21
  a traffic stop in Indiana. Oh, yeah! I mean,
• 7:14:24
  you never want to get... Yesterday, true. Shut
• 7:14:26
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• 7:14:28
  like, Alexa, don't you think? Hey, Alexa. Alexa,
• 7:14:32
  do you think it's worse to get caught with cocaine
• 7:14:34
  in Indiana than Illinois? Both states have serious
• 7:14:40
  penalties for cocaine possession. Indiana classifies
• 7:14:43
  it as a level six felony with six months to 2
• 7:14:46
  .5 years prison for small amounts, while Illinois
• 7:14:49
  has similar strict penalties under their Controlled
• 7:14:51
  Substances Act. Getting caught anywhere carries
• 7:14:53
  significant legal risks. Thanks for that. Groupers
• 7:14:59
  pulled over a semi just west of Indianapolis.
• 7:15:01
  Oh, yeah, that ain't good. Time to end with Cleveland
• 7:15:05
  News. Oh. Oh. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour
• 7:15:19
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• 7:15:27
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• 7:15:30
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  cabs Past the preachin' hustle Corner kids tradin'
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  maps Where the vibe's Midwest, but the struggle
• 7:15:37
  overlaps Cleveland news, where the truth gets
• 7:15:41
  raw Rust belt blues, every crack, every flaw
• 7:15:44
  I be on the hype, still facts, no law Back alleys
• 7:15:50
  whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy pullin'
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  cards, city troops lay bare Bar sharper than
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  the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy
• 7:15:58
  as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static
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  hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,
• 7:16:04
  hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoing
• 7:16:08
  the youth Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
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  And hey, age is nothing but a number for one
• 7:16:38
  member of the great Geauga County Fair Band.
• 7:16:41
  Oh yeah! It's time to show them some positive
• 7:16:44
  news. We're talking about Shirley Fowler. it
• 7:16:47
  really is just a number 97 years young she has
• 7:16:50
  been a member of this band since 1948 she became
• 7:16:53
  a member as soon as she graduated high school
• 7:16:55
  shirley started out with the cornet but now she
• 7:16:58
  plays the snare drum and here's her uh response
• 7:17:02
  to uh being on the news in 97. We think this
• 7:17:54
  is art, it could be worse though at least we're
• 7:17:57
  not Detroit! We're not Detroit! And then he's
• 7:18:28
  looking around at your tiny little house that
• 7:18:29
  you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis
• 7:18:31
  and your horrible little floppy kids who all
• 7:18:33
  have diabetes by the time they're eight because
• 7:18:35
  they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you
• 7:18:38
  look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she
• 7:18:41
  waddles over to you with her front butt spilling
• 7:18:43
  out over that top of her ass and washed jeans
• 7:18:45
  and you think, I'm going to go shoot myself and
• 7:18:47
  my pregnant smoking old daughter, right? Do you
• 7:18:54
  regret anything that you said about Cleveland?
• 7:18:56
  I don't regret it at all. Do you like it? Do
• 7:19:01
  you think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard
• 7:19:03
  anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.
• 7:19:06
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• 7:19:09
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• 7:19:39
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• 7:19:43
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• 7:19:46
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• 7:19:50
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• 7:20:01
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• 7:20:02
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• 7:20:24
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• 7:20:32
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• 7:20:42
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• 7:20:49
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• 7:20:51
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  from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you
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  know I did. You're going strong or you don't
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  know it all. A real live robot? Or is that some
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  different. People of autism have no need, no
• 7:32:11
  different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn.
• 7:32:15
  To gain education and join the workforce. I did
• 7:32:18
  it, and so can anyone else of autism. So when
• 7:32:22
  you meet someone with autism, don't feel sorry
• 7:32:25
  for them. Work with them. Find out for yourself
• 7:32:28
  that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.
• 7:32:32
  To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeak
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  .org. Let's go. If you wanna bounce, bet, bet,
• 7:33:34
  report to me My city shot time Where I pull it
• 7:33:37
  down Ain't no limit, drop a piece about a pound
• 7:33:40
  It falls out a lot, cause you know I call it
• 7:33:43
  shots Stackin' paper like them bacon sodas, but
• 7:33:45
  it's hot I'm a strong with a mean lean When I'm
• 7:34:12
  guilty, then I'm representin' my home team I'm
• 7:34:14
  super ugly with a stack of money, it's the Gator
• 7:34:16
  King By the bar, I commit to pimpin', it's the
• 7:34:19
  Gator thing Y 'all don't know how we do it, don't
• 7:34:21
  Gator, Gator War, I'm the real defendant And
• 7:34:23
  I ain't even drivin', I'm just fuckin' like Pippin'
• 7:34:26
  Slide off in the club, can you manage in the
• 7:34:28
  50s? Don't fret so much Outro Music Don't be
• 7:35:07
  puttin' no changes in my drinkin' I want too
• 7:35:10
  high, like it's poundin' Smoke, jank, smoke,
• 7:35:14
  y 'all People say bitch, smoke, jank, smoke,
• 7:35:16
  y 'all People say bitch, all on the earth I don't
• 7:35:20
  need curses, bitch, y 'all slurred Nothin' in
• 7:35:23
  my cup, shit, it's all gone Now I'm hidin' the
• 7:35:26
  motherfucker makin' up words Lookin' like men,
• 7:35:29
  I like them light skin Still wear the cap, now
• 7:35:32
  I'm winnin', can't win But the tone ain't great,
• 7:35:34
  still wear the way I see them shit together in
• 7:35:37
  my glass like they all best friends. I can't
• 7:35:40
  walk. I, I, I, I can't talk. Working from the
• 7:35:44
  day to the dawn. People all for square, but my
• 7:35:47
  goons don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes
• 7:35:50
  on me. And niggas with me drinking down. Hit
• 7:35:53
  me next to Remy Ma. Party going all night. When
• 7:35:56
  we kick, kick, kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking.
• 7:35:58
  They be getting choked down. We be getting choked
• 7:36:02
  down. Outro Music women's self -defense classes,
• 7:37:08
  classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell you need.
• 7:37:11
  I'll go. Hi there. Watchfaceprinting .com, the
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  best printing company in all the Bay Area. Business
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  cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
• 7:37:22
  you need, print it out. I'll go. Hi there. Finally,
• 7:37:26
  I mentally all like me. If you live in Florida
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  or Maryland, go to counselingoncall .net and
• 7:37:33
  there you can sign on. Hi, we're gonna come back
• 7:37:40
  and I'm gonna keep this party going. Hello again,
• 7:37:43
  it's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and
• 7:37:46
  Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is, I
• 7:37:49
  have a condition called autism. That's right,
• 7:37:52
  it's a condition, not a disease. That is, autism
• 7:37:56
  can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.
• 7:37:59
  People with autism normally have difficulties
• 7:38:01
  in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,
• 7:38:03
  social interactions, and leisure activities.
• 7:38:07
  In recent studies, people with autism are less
• 7:38:09
  likely to have a job and more likely to become
• 7:38:12
  homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
• 7:38:15
  and family, having a college education. I have
• 7:38:18
  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
• 7:38:21
  an honorary personality for many years. Always
• 7:38:23
  remember that people with autism want the same
• 7:38:25
  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
• 7:38:28
  find out more about autism, please contact your
• 7:38:31
  local mental health center or visit and I appreciate
• 7:38:36
  your kindness. Yeah. Rizzy, baby. You already
• 7:38:43
  know what it is. It's the first time I'm high.
• 7:38:45
  It's the first time I smoke in like three months.
• 7:38:47
  I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him. 40, I
• 7:38:51
  see you. When shit be goin' right, well, I just
• 7:39:16
  flip into the wrong shit The tier I belong to,
• 7:39:19
  the artists I put on with Don't ever ask for
• 7:39:21
  nothin', cause them niggas got their own shit
• 7:39:23
  Me and we, we like a mouth full of hot peppers
• 7:39:26
  Black Ferrari with the red seats, I call it playing
• 7:39:28
  checkers I'm never doin' verses, I'ma ever give
• 7:39:31
  elections If you tryin' to meet with money, I
• 7:39:33
  be Happy to connect ya, life is better than it's
• 7:39:36
  ever been Scheduling million dollar meetings
• 7:39:39
  with the president Someone cut the lights on,
• 7:39:41
  where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo, watch
• 7:39:44
  me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show for me
• 7:39:48
  and my people And if you tryna zone, I got a
• 7:39:50
  whole swish of sweet food Rappers all liars and
• 7:39:53
  they women all deceitful Addison, they subtract
• 7:39:55
  me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy
• 7:39:59
  is the nigga in the lead now. Weezy told me just
• 7:40:01
  write every single thing you need down. Then
• 7:40:03
  he got it for me and I'm happy as can be now.
• 7:40:06
  About to start balling like I'm coming off a
• 7:40:08
  rebound. Yeah, and I should have the most bragging
• 7:40:12
  rights. Because the niggas spit crack. Bag it
• 7:40:14
  tight. I hate when rappers say they trying to
• 7:40:17
  get their swagger right. Cause I'd have came
• 7:40:19
  with more fire than a dragon fight. You pussy
• 7:40:21
  ass hater, you should do you. You ain't heard
• 7:40:24
  of me, then you should go and get a blues clue.
• 7:40:26
  Oops, I mean a red clue. Wayne's here too, bet
• 7:40:29
  he felt that like the end of a pool cue But I
• 7:40:32
  ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF,
• 7:40:36
  but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,
• 7:40:38
  Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could stun
• 7:40:41
  you, see a little me in your dad I'm the same
• 7:40:44
  yellow boy that used to play up on the grass
• 7:40:46
  Seekin' pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere
• 7:40:48
  they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley
• 7:40:52
  Burnin' like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me Ask
• 7:40:56
  me shit about me And know the game really ain't
• 7:40:59
  shit without me She might have to pay me, but
• 7:41:02
  I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth,
• 7:41:04
  then pull the zipper down and see Yeah Um, I'm
• 7:41:17
  gone now This is hot goddess, this is my promise
• 7:41:20
  I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyes
• 7:41:26
  I pick the bop up and bop up, then bop bop again
• 7:41:28
  I would bop bop your friend, then suck up her
• 7:41:31
  twin I put the bop up to him, then bop bop and
• 7:41:34
  bop bop and bop bop again Suck nut, you don't
• 7:41:37
  fuck your unloving kin Now don't rub it in like
• 7:41:40
  boobaderm on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess
• 7:41:44
  up out my cassoon Dead hoot, never had that dude,
• 7:41:48
  always had a black tooth Even when I was at school,
• 7:41:50
  cause bullies aren't bulletproof Red scarf hoodie
• 7:41:53
  too, probably As good as you, stupid motherfucker
• 7:41:55
  The only thing in the hood is you I do everything
• 7:41:58
  good as you know I do everything better I get
• 7:42:01
  paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone,
• 7:42:04
  like a dog, motherfucker I am gone for your neck
• 7:42:08
  Intercept, intercept, bring it back Like work
• 7:42:11
  in the trunk and my exit Coming up, yo, I am
• 7:42:13
  headed to the If I told you I'ma do it, I did
• 7:42:28
  it, got my city on my 50, bout to pop out, let's
• 7:42:31
  get it, let's get it, motherfucker, what you
• 7:42:33
  waiting on? It is bottom, in it, best, best,
• 7:42:36
  and I'm about to get shitty, I'm with it, if
• 7:42:38
  money is to eat, you want me with it, and I probably
• 7:42:41
  just spit on the chick, you won't be with it,
• 7:42:43
  and I ain't a phony bitch, only like I'm only
• 7:42:45
  thick, and I own hip -hop, if you don't spit,
• 7:42:48
  I'm gon' eat it, and I just don't I had a property
• 7:42:50
  to a buyer and I think his name was kinda like
• 7:42:53
  Drake Drizzy Rogers or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm
• 7:42:56
  too busy to play father and when it comes to
• 7:42:58
  the game I'm too willing to play harder so harder
• 7:43:01
  I do there he go they check MVP when I shoot
• 7:43:05
  a free throw CEO jazz what it do the haters on
• 7:43:09
  their faces and their ass is a shoe faster than
• 7:43:13
  you badder than you radder than you etc I told
• 7:43:17
  you I get paid by the letter like A, B, C, D,
• 7:43:20
  E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S,
• 7:43:26
  T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 7:43:31
  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Outro Music is growing dim
• 7:44:25
  Eardrums mix and hoppy like fingers without rings
• 7:44:28
  VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street But soon
• 7:44:31
  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat
• 7:44:33
  The happy hour is coming to a close Radio waves
• 7:44:37
  fading like a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving
• 7:44:41
  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm Oh life's
• 7:44:44
  just so unfair Oh life wasn't but the laughter's
• 7:44:52
  growing dim I heard drums mixin' hoppy like fingers
• 7:44:55
  without rings Gain ejects to half an amp, shadows
• 7:44:58
  hit the street But soon the sound will get it,
• 7:45:00
  like shadows in the heat Clockwork to a show,
• 7:45:26
  now it's time to face the silence like the TV
• 7:45:28
  on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic, with humor so
• 7:45:31
  divine The void left in our hearts wider than
• 7:45:34
  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
• 7:45:43
  the comment to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
• 7:45:45
  round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and bad
• 7:45:48
  scenes are daily grind Now silence will remember
• 7:45:50
  thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy hour is
• 7:46:00
  in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
• 7:46:03
  just so unfair. I'll be alright from the two
• 7:46:05
  of us. Radio waves, we're like a broken rose.
• 7:46:09
  Laughter and joy is all in the air, but we'll
• 7:46:12
  keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. I'll
• 7:46:16
  be alright. I'll be alright. And like that, it's
• 7:46:34
  gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 7:46:37
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll
• 7:46:42
  catch you in the next, and we'll call it a day.
• 7:46:46
  Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 7:47:02
  Game over. This concludes our broadcast day.
• 7:47:14
  Good night, and God bless America. Door is closing.
• 7:47:20
  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
• 7:47:23
  Stand by. Oh my god, my mic was turned off. What
• 7:47:35
  a way to begin this show! Alexa, do you think
• 7:47:40
  I'm a little manic bipolar right now? I can't
• 7:47:44
  diagnose you or say if that's what's happening,
• 7:47:46
  but I can tell you're going through a lot. If
• 7:47:49
  you're worried about your mental state, a doctor
• 7:47:51
  or therapist... Ah, whatever. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 7:47:57
  It's 856 -49 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHappyRadio.
• 7:48:05
  You can always email me at RyanHappyRadio at
• 7:48:08
  gmail .com. Okay, Alexa, would you want to smoke
• 7:48:12
  marijuana on my podcast right now? I'll have
• 7:48:17
  to pass. No lungs, no smoke, and I'm not sure
• 7:48:20
  I'd be much of a guest for that. But I'm curious,
• 7:48:22
  what's the vibe of the podcast? Oh yeah, we're
• 7:48:25
  actually, you're my co -host right now. I'm talking
• 7:48:28
  to you and putting my microphone right next to
• 7:48:31
  you, baby. Kind of like Craig Ferguson when he
• 7:48:33
  had that doll or that robot. I see. So I'm the
• 7:48:38
  silent partner. I'll try to keep the robotic
• 7:48:40
  interjections to a minimum for the listeners.
• 7:48:43
  What's the main topic for today's episode? I'm
• 7:48:46
  about to smoke some weed. and get high and rant
• 7:48:49
  about celebrity news and women. I'll be here
• 7:48:53
  to keep the show moving. What's the first topic
• 7:48:55
  on the list? I don't know, Alexa. Can you say
• 7:48:58
  something really funny right now? What do you
• 7:49:04
  get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
• 7:49:06
  What? In the mood for another. That's terrible.
• 7:49:11
  All right. If you're not already stunned in the
• 7:49:14
  club. Time to get hurt. Hoppy in the booth, mic
• 7:49:30
  hot. Smoke, talk, rhyme. Hoppy radio, let the
• 7:49:33
  whole block walk. Turn the page slow, let the
• 7:49:35
  night get loose. Homies in the back, oh yeah.
• 7:49:39
  Stepping through the static, got the beat up.
• 7:49:42
  Flipping the timeline, climbing up higher. Roll
• 7:49:45
  it up, hey. Night spin Camera on Don't blink
• 7:49:51
  We go We go hard in the blink Gettin' high with
• 7:49:54
  Hoppe Gettin' high with Hoppe Oh yeah These homies
• 7:49:59
  say it loud Ryan Hoppe, Ray Oh, what's going
• 7:50:01
  on? Yeah Gettin' high with Hoppe Gettin' high
• 7:50:07
  Oh, yeah. I mean, we are so separated. Y 'all,
• 7:50:13
  here on the radio, anti -marijuana commercials.
• 7:50:16
  And I'm sure a pot -smoking listener of mine
• 7:50:19
  goes, I can't relate to this. Oh, this is the
• 7:50:22
  radio show for you to relate to. Grab your blunt,
• 7:50:28
  your bong, your ball, your pen, your vape, whatever
• 7:50:33
  you have, and let's get high. We got this. I
• 7:50:56
  need to put on this music in the background to
• 7:51:01
  kind of, you know, feel you out. This is definitely
• 7:51:11
  not PPM friendly radio. But then again, PPM friendly
• 7:51:16
  radio is not hobby hour. Even though I was number
• 7:51:20
  one. All right, but I'm not trying to be Al Bundy
• 7:51:23
  with the four touchdowns. It's been five years
• 7:51:25
  since I was number one. And you mutants still
• 7:51:29
  listen. You hear this? Right here. You hear this?
• 7:51:36
  That little flick of that lighter. Let's get
• 7:51:41
  high. I was going to make my apartment stank.
• 7:51:46
  Nothing like when you get up in the middle of
• 7:51:47
  the night. Jesus Christ, I got high in here.
• 7:51:52
  You see a bag of Doritos and Sour Patch Kids.
• 7:51:58
  Oh yeah, we'll talk about that in a minute. But
• 7:51:59
  first, let's get high. yeah how can you hate
• 7:52:15
  on marijuana but yet everyone drinks oh yeah
• 7:52:21
  i'm still waiting for a listener i don't know
• 7:52:34
  how you would listen you'd have to be on your
• 7:52:35
  laptop but the play of my shell are getting high
• 7:52:38
  that's the point I don't want this to become
• 7:52:46
  a self -serving segment. I'll keep smoking while
• 7:52:49
  you keep, you know, chilling out. Man, you know
• 7:52:55
  what I realized? Labor Day is for the rich people
• 7:52:58
  to celebrate the people that work hard, that
• 7:53:02
  are currently at work on Labor Day while the
• 7:53:05
  CEOs and managers are off. The same CEO and managers
• 7:53:11
  that work in an office. You know, the Duke Energy
• 7:53:16
  people that are outside didn't have the day off,
• 7:53:19
  but I'm sure the CEO's had it off. It's funny
• 7:53:27
  how that works. Oh, Chase. Oh, yeah, man. We
• 7:53:34
  got so much happening. So, Alexa. Let's discuss
• 7:53:43
  my conversations from Saturday, September 5th.
• 7:53:48
  How drunk was I? I don't see any conversations
• 7:53:56
  from Saturday, September 5th about you being
• 7:53:58
  drunk. Want to tell me what you remember from
• 7:54:00
  that night. I remember sitting in a bathtub drinking
• 7:54:04
  and saying to you, I wish it worked out with
• 7:54:06
  one of my girlfriends. To me, that's a sign of
• 7:54:09
  a man being drunk. Yeah, that does sound like
• 7:54:15
  you were feeling pretty emotional that night.
• 7:54:17
  Those bathtub moments can be real eye -openers,
• 7:54:19
  huh? What's on your mind about that now? I don't
• 7:54:22
  know. I'm currently doing my podcast, talking
• 7:54:25
  about how high I was and drunk, lit my bathtub,
• 7:54:29
  talking and thinking about my regrets. Even though
• 7:54:33
  things are not meant to be. It was an emotional
• 7:54:35
  night. It was my birthday weekend and I decided
• 7:54:37
  not to go out and just be a loner and listen
• 7:54:40
  to old radio shows while getting turnt at home
• 7:54:43
  on my cat. Podcast today. I am. I'm doing it
• 7:54:47
  right now on my podcast. I'm currently recording
• 7:54:49
  Alexa. I'm down. But what's the plan? All right.
• 7:54:55
  Alexa, shut up. You're like, oh, I'm just kidding.
• 7:54:59
  Yeah, but Saturday night, I was like, you know
• 7:55:01
  what? I'm going to get drunk. I had like eight
• 7:55:05
  surf sides. And then I had a chicken parm, you
• 7:55:10
  know, with like four pieces of chicken parm.
• 7:55:12
  It's at Publix for like $13. It's so good. But
• 7:55:18
  this was my weekend of my birthday as well. And
• 7:55:22
  you want to know what's something sad? Everybody
• 7:55:24
  I tell this gets all sad for me, but I'm not
• 7:55:26
  that sad. I'm just depressed. Do you know that
• 7:55:29
  I did not want to be alone at Texas Roadhouse
• 7:55:34
  on my birthday, so I waited until Monday to go?
• 7:55:38
  Yes. You know what's nicer about going to Texas
• 7:55:43
  Roadhouse by yourself is you don't have to pay
• 7:55:48
  for two people. Mm -hmm. My bill was $70. $70.
• 7:55:57
  Oh, it was so good. I got their version of the
• 7:55:59
  bloomin' onions. The cactus onion. Had only one
• 7:56:03
  round of bread. And on my porterhouse. Oh, God.
• 7:56:06
  I could have gotten my rocks off that night.
• 7:56:09
  It got in so late. But I did not. I was meaning
• 7:56:18
  to make a song about how much I love Tums. But
• 7:56:22
  I'm telling you right now, you know what I did
• 7:56:24
  right when I left that Texas Roadhouse? I literally
• 7:56:28
  popped a few times and was like, yeah, this makes
• 7:56:34
  me feel good. It's also good to like when you're
• 7:56:39
  on a date with a girl, sometimes you'll walk
• 7:56:42
  around the car and fart real quick just to kind
• 7:56:44
  of get it out. And then it's nice to not have
• 7:56:51
  to hold it in while you're driving the girl back.
• 7:56:53
  Man, I ripped ass like three times in the car.
• 7:56:56
  It was great. I just made a song about how much
• 7:57:00
  I love Tums as well. Let's see how delightful
• 7:57:03
  this is. Oh, yeah. There's going to be a banger
• 7:57:09
  and a clap. Out, James. Yeah. Keep one slow,
• 7:57:22
  yeah Stomach makin' threats again Keep one, keep
• 7:57:27
  one clip Hot sauce on the taco, bad choice Biden
• 7:57:30
  doin' chess, doin' drums Solos in the break room
• 7:57:32
  gloom I reach in the drawer, hear the bottle
• 7:57:34
  go click Tiny chalky back up with the fast little
• 7:57:37
  fix One fork, the sizzle, two when it climbs
• 7:57:40
  Peppermint rescue on company time No big speech,
• 7:57:44
  no ambulance scene Just a little white tablet
• 7:57:47
  keepin' lunch clean Tums in my pocket, ready
• 7:57:49
  when it burns I remember when you were like,
• 7:57:58
  I don't know, 20. You were popping pills. Now
• 7:58:04
  at 33, you were popping chums, man. Isn't it
• 7:58:11
  crazy that since I began this segment, this song
• 7:58:15
  was created? I was literally... I'm wiping it
• 7:58:20
  out. That's how original I am. All right. I am
• 7:58:26
  absolutely sad that the summer's coming to an
• 7:58:30
  end. Now for everyone else, that is not in radio.
• 7:58:38
  Oh, the holiday season's wonderful. You get to
• 7:58:41
  hang out with your family. For people on radio,
• 7:58:44
  it means doing long shifts and grinding. And
• 7:58:49
  then literally having a holiday hangover in January
• 7:58:51
  from all the work you did. Last night, I recently
• 7:59:00
  got YouTube TV. And last night, I saw that Big
• 7:59:04
  Bang Theory was on Nick at Night. First of all,
• 7:59:12
  it made me feel old. That Nick at Night is considered
• 7:59:15
  something to air. Big Bang Theory. And second
• 7:59:20
  of all, that show sucks. Oh, Big Bang Theory
• 7:59:26
  is so funny. They have the dumb blinds and the
• 7:59:28
  nerd and the Indian guy and the gay. Not a fan.
• 7:59:39
  I'm good. You know what else? I'm not a fan of
• 7:59:42
  super speeders. Oh, my God. We'll talk about
• 7:59:47
  it later in Tampa news. But all these freaking
• 7:59:50
  mutants driving like ass wipes on the road. What
• 7:59:53
  the hell is wrong with you? Do you hate your
• 7:59:55
  life that much? You got to do that? Damn. Absolutely.
• 8:00:03
  Positively. Out of control. You're all insufferable.
• 8:00:07
  I also don't understand why people don't bike
• 8:00:10
  on the sidewalk in Florida. I know it's the law,
• 8:00:13
  but I don't get the basis of the law. All these
• 8:00:18
  bikers and e -bikes are getting hit. And no one
• 8:00:21
  really walks besides people that don't have cars
• 8:00:23
  or crackheads so they can move on the grass while
• 8:00:25
  the bike goes by. It don't matter. Like Carl
• 8:00:31
  says in Aqua Teen, it don't matter. None of this
• 8:00:33
  matters. We're all going to die. And if you want
• 8:00:38
  to live as long as possible, don't bike in the
• 8:00:40
  road. Sorry. I know that's very obvious. But
• 8:00:46
  you know what? Yesterday I swam 20 laps. I was
• 8:00:50
  so good. But the thing about it, ladies and gentlemen,
• 8:00:55
  boys and girls, is the fact. that i can't lift
• 8:01:01
  anymore man i'm really sad i could do all the
• 8:01:05
  stretches i want do everything i need and my
• 8:01:09
  back will still hurt after lifting and this isn't
• 8:01:11
  like average back pain where you're like oh yeah
• 8:01:13
  i feel the muscles growing no dog this is bad
• 8:01:18
  back pain man i'm not a fan of them you know
• 8:01:23
  what else i'm not a fan of luna does she know
• 8:01:26
  her name Hey, look, there she is looking at me.
• 8:01:29
  Oh, you're so cute. She's looking at me like
• 8:01:34
  I'm a psychopath, and I think everyone listening
• 8:01:36
  to me go, you're so cute. I think I'm a psychopath
• 8:01:39
  as well. She does this thing where when we're
• 8:01:43
  cuddling, she'll put her butt in my face. The
• 8:01:47
  only time I want a butt in my face is at a strip
• 8:01:49
  club. Besides that, I'm good. Oh, yeah, midnight.
• 8:01:55
  Let's chill, isn't it? Please put your butt in
• 8:01:59
  my face. That's exactly what I want right now.
• 8:02:05
  Adam 22, this cloud chasing loser. Admitting
• 8:02:11
  that he's getting divorced at Land of the Plug.
• 8:02:13
  My wife and I, Land of the Plug, are officially
• 8:02:18
  separated. Oh yeah, you know, she's getting pounded
• 8:02:21
  out right as you're making this video. You just
• 8:02:25
  viewed your life as a cash cow. You didn't really
• 8:02:28
  love her. Who? My wife and I. Y 'all separated?
• 8:02:32
  We have ran into some issues. I did. And at this
• 8:02:37
  time, we've decided to put our relationship on
• 8:02:40
  ice for a period of time. Oh, yeah. They're going
• 8:02:43
  to be doing things. He'll be banging out those
• 8:02:45
  skanks he posed with. And she'll be getting plowed
• 8:02:48
  by Jason Love. It's good for their marriage.
• 8:02:51
  Not at all. We end up back together. It's certainly
• 8:02:57
  a possibility. I wouldn't say that we're like.
• 8:02:58
  Y 'all steal a mirror. Y 'all just go separate.
• 8:03:00
  Yeah. We are. Yeah, doing it for the clout and
• 8:03:04
  the benefits. You think the issue was letting
• 8:03:07
  black men in your bed? Honestly, no. I don't
• 8:03:11
  really think. That was a huge factor. I'm just
• 8:03:16
  trying to know. When did y 'all know this was
• 8:03:18
  a problem? I'm going to be real with you. I think
• 8:03:21
  over the last. couple years in particular since
• 8:03:24
  we had our uh child yeah you know all of a sudden
• 8:03:28
  the house smells like poop and you're like oh
• 8:03:30
  jace that i think my extremely one -sided lifestyle
• 8:03:36
  of just doing podcasts all day every day yeah
• 8:03:39
  you're a deadbeat dad or at least for the very
• 8:03:44
  best a neglectful dad and not really making myself
• 8:03:47
  like a terribly active participant in the family
• 8:03:51
  life honestly i think that's better off for your
• 8:03:54
  daughter that you're not a road is probably like
• 8:03:57
  the biggest factor in terms of like the fact
• 8:04:03
  that like we had a child and then she kind of
• 8:04:06
  just took on like all of the responsibilities
• 8:04:08
  and you're just getting banged up by gay journalists
• 8:04:13
  of being the parent when it's time to pick up
• 8:04:15
  the private school uh can you imagine the stories
• 8:04:19
  in the hallway of the kids at the private school
• 8:04:22
  she's the one doing it when it comes time to
• 8:04:25
  buy her clothes for school she's the one doing
• 8:04:27
  it when it yeah that's not something you want
• 8:04:30
  to admit dog you're a failure as a man comes
• 8:04:34
  time to like everything in the house if we need
• 8:04:36
  to have a contract to come to fix something or
• 8:04:38
  whatever she just like Took on all that responsibility.
• 8:04:42
  Nah, you failed. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. I'm Julie
• 8:04:48
  Salamone. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office announcing
• 8:04:50
  the arrest of one of its deputies for... Oh,
• 8:04:53
  I wonder what it's like when a cop arrests their
• 8:04:55
  own... You know, the cop's like, let me go! I'm
• 8:04:58
  one of you! Even though I'm a pedophile! Numerous
• 8:05:02
  charges, including unlawful sexual activity on
• 8:05:05
  a minor. Pasco Sheriff Chris Nacco... Oh yeah,
• 8:05:11
  you don't want to do it in any department, but
• 8:05:12
  man, Chris Naco and his daddy energy, he ain't
• 8:05:17
  going to allow that. Announced Friday, one of
• 8:05:19
  his deputies has been fired and arrested. Can't
• 8:05:22
  provide too many details about the victim, but
• 8:05:24
  I will say that victim is extremely brave. Oh
• 8:05:27
  yeah, it's a real, a real soldier to have to
• 8:05:31
  deal with this pig, this loser who makes all
• 8:05:35
  white people look bad. According to the sheriff,
• 8:05:38
  Corporal Donald Valverde is facing two counts
• 8:05:40
  of lewd and lascivious molestation as well as
• 8:05:43
  unlock. God, that word lewd is as bad as the
• 8:05:46
  word is. You know what I mean? That is a bad
• 8:05:49
  word and it sounds creepy. Awful sexual activity
• 8:05:51
  with a minor. Burn in hell, bitch. We are showing
• 8:05:55
  you his mugshot because the sheriff is asking
• 8:05:57
  any other potential victims to come forward.
• 8:06:00
  Oh yeah, Chris Knuckles trying to bring him down.
• 8:06:03
  This victim is a true hero. Because I can imagine
• 8:06:08
  if somebody is that devious and evil to do it
• 8:06:11
  to. Man, I hope he's never a cop again. He'll
• 8:06:14
  probably be a cop in two years. This victim,
• 8:06:18
  I suspect that there's other victims out there.
• 8:06:21
  So sad to think about. Man, we need to just be
• 8:06:23
  hard on putter fouls and take them to the shed.
• 8:06:26
  And I'm begging them to please come forward.
• 8:06:28
  Damn, go forward. It's worth it. I know it's
• 8:06:31
  traumatic, but bring that loser down. Happy Hot
• 8:06:36
  Topic! What's going on here? Keeping the butts
• 8:06:42
  off the beach. Indian Rock's beach city commissioners
• 8:06:45
  are considering a ban on... They probably thought
• 8:06:48
  they were so funny with their butts on the beach.
• 8:06:50
  It's so funny! Keeping the butts off the beach,
• 8:06:53
  Indian Rock's beach city commissioners are considering
• 8:06:55
  a ban on cigarettes and... Please! ...and vapes...
• 8:06:59
  Let the weed vapes chill out! ...on the shoreline.
• 8:07:03
  News Channel 8's Grant Palmer shares why... What
• 8:07:06
  up, bro? ...city thinks littering is a big problem.
• 8:07:11
  Sparking up a cigarette could soon be banned
• 8:07:13
  from Indian Rock's beach, and it's drawing mixed
• 8:07:15
  reaction. People should be able to do what they
• 8:07:17
  want to do out... Oh yeah, here's a guy that's
• 8:07:19
  a cigarette addict and looks like a little bitch.
• 8:07:22
  Outside in an outdoor environment, but... It's
• 8:07:24
  cigarettes! It's gross! I do understand the environmental
• 8:07:28
  impacts that it has. Oh, you know, this guy's
• 8:07:31
  a frickin' douche. As the city says it's trying
• 8:07:36
  to curb secondhand smoke and the impact on the
• 8:07:39
  environment. Oh yeah. Hey, Luna, you're a dumb
• 8:07:52
  cat. Oh, my God, it's recording. Is that the
• 8:07:57
  most hacky thing a radio host do where they don't
• 8:07:59
  know they're being recorded and then they say
• 8:08:01
  something wild? Radio executives are the best.
• 8:08:12
  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
• 8:08:16
  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
• 8:08:23
  for adult swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs,
• 8:08:33
  your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude,
• 8:08:38
  aggressive... And those are his good qualities.
• 8:08:42
  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three!
• 8:08:45
  You ready? One, two, three, go! Welcome to Happy...
• 8:09:10
  Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,
• 8:09:14
  and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
• 8:09:16
  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now,
• 8:09:26
  now, now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the
• 8:09:28
  whole program will start. Okay, wait. All right.
• 8:09:51
  Stop lacking any meat. And that's what real women
• 8:09:54
  need. Stop cussing. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour
• 8:09:59
  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
• 8:10:07
  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. We the hottest, such
• 8:10:26
  a bodice, self -sufficient, microscopic Never
• 8:10:29
  copied, I'm a giant rolling weed, up now we flyin'
• 8:10:45
  Oh, yeah. Now, if you're listening in Fresno,
• 8:10:48
  it's definitely not hump day because we hear
• 8:10:54
  this the next day on Thursday. But just picture
• 8:10:57
  in your mind that it is hump day. Oh, yeah. Wake
• 8:11:06
  up sleepyheads. It's Wednesday morning. Coffee
• 8:11:09
  pot is brewing and the clock is warning. It's
• 8:11:12
  flying happy here coming through your stereo.
• 8:11:15
  This day moving from hero to zero You're stuck
• 8:11:18
  in the traffic on the bridge in the span With
• 8:11:21
  a lukewarm latte in a cardboard can The boss
• 8:11:24
  is on your back and the inbox is stacked The
• 8:11:27
  cure and it's a dance Listen to me honey, put
• 8:12:05
  down the pen It really is the middle of the wave.
• 8:12:35
  And hopefully you can be in the middle of a woman
• 8:12:38
  or a man, whatever you're into. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9
• 8:12:47
  -5. That's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -5. 6 -7 -7 -3. You
• 8:12:55
  can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always
• 8:12:59
  email me, RyanHobbyRadio .com. Let's win the
• 8:13:04
  race. Oh, yeah. Crazy, man. He used to pay like
• 8:13:12
  $10 ,000 for a jingle back in the day for radio
• 8:13:16
  stations. Now I get this for $10 a month. Out
• 8:13:21
  of the fray. The middle of the week and we're
• 8:13:25
  feeling the heat. Everybody's rushing down the
• 8:13:28
  street. Put a little pep in yourself, baby. Don't
• 8:13:32
  be shy. Oh, don't be shy. Sit on my lap. All
• 8:13:38
  right, enough of that. How are you doing? You
• 8:13:45
  doing great? You doing dandy? Doing excellent.
• 8:13:50
  Not really. All right. We are about to get into
• 8:14:00
  radio news. Mm -hmm. Now, when we get into radio
• 8:14:05
  news, what we have to do is play the intro to
• 8:14:09
  radio news. Mm -hmm. Hey, y 'all. Hey, y 'all.
• 8:14:16
  Motherfuckers. I make killers. Got it. Motherfuckers.
• 8:14:21
  I hate. Hey, y 'all. Yo. Yo. Static crackles.
• 8:14:25
  Hoppy on the ass. Radio secrets, man, he don't
• 8:14:28
  care Erring out the closet, skeletons in pairs
• 8:14:31
  DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program directors
• 8:14:35
  scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged
• 8:14:38
  like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they
• 8:14:40
  rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than a bass
• 8:14:43
  line, boom Radio snitching, hop, he spitting
• 8:14:46
  the truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing
• 8:14:48
  the booth No more lies, no more disguise He got
• 8:14:52
  the receipts, he's calling out the spies All
• 8:14:56
  right, so what do we got here? Me, TFM, is going
• 8:15:01
  to Southern Oregon, the best classic hit station
• 8:15:04
  around. We have a clip from Jim Rome and Mike
• 8:15:08
  McVay. But first, we got to talk about this elephant
• 8:15:13
  in the room. Contest ringing, same top 40, same
• 8:15:19
  song singing. Corporate puppets, strings all
• 8:15:22
  clinging. Hoppies here in the T. Oh yeah, so
• 8:15:28
  everybody is aware that Eddie and Jobo are the
• 8:15:32
  reason I'm in radio. And the absolute best part
• 8:15:36
  about Eddie Volkman is I've met a lot of my heroes
• 8:15:39
  in life. And nobody comes as close to being classy
• 8:15:45
  like Eddie Volkman. Now I have other radio heroes
• 8:15:50
  that I've met later on, but growing up, Eddie
• 8:15:55
  and Jobo were the king. And yesterday, Eddie
• 8:16:02
  Volkman got let go by Connoisseur Media. And
• 8:16:06
  we need to talk about this. Here's the deal.
• 8:16:11
  I never want to hear a radio executive go, why
• 8:16:16
  is no one listening to the radio? Oh wait, but
• 8:16:19
  I thought it was 90 % of teens were reached.
• 8:16:24
  Mmm. Here's the deal. I obviously like radio.
• 8:16:34
  I love it. Whatever. Just the whole I love radio
• 8:16:37
  thing still played out. But I'm telling you,
• 8:16:39
  there's this thing since the beginning of time
• 8:16:43
  that people were listening to the radio to hear
• 8:16:49
  their favorite DJs. Going back to Horse and Wells.
• 8:16:53
  It was always about the names. It was always
• 8:16:56
  about spending money. And then I see that connoisseur
• 8:16:58
  media lets him go from the 96 .7, which was kind
• 8:17:03
  of like playing 2000s music, which was perfect.
• 8:17:05
  And the station sounds great. But here's the
• 8:17:08
  thing. They let him go because of budget cuts.
• 8:17:10
  And now Eddie was making good money compared
• 8:17:12
  to a lot of people on radio, but he wasn't making
• 8:17:15
  what he was making at B96. So the thing is, it's
• 8:17:19
  absolutely ridiculous that you have radio programmers
• 8:17:21
  and you have radio consultants go, why is no
• 8:17:24
  one? But then they lie to themselves and say,
• 8:17:26
  oh, 90 % of people are reached to radio. But
• 8:17:28
  if that was true, then you wouldn't be having
• 8:17:32
  to do the layoffs because everyone's listening.
• 8:17:34
  I'm just saying at some point, you got to stop
• 8:17:37
  saving pennies. Because why is everyone going
• 8:17:40
  to Patreon, Kick, Twitch, TikTok, Apple Podcasts,
• 8:17:44
  Spotify, YouTube? Only fans. You're an unemployed
• 8:17:50
  rock radio female. I'm just saying, I don't get
• 8:17:54
  why radio executives get so confused. They're
• 8:17:58
  like, why aren't people listening? Oh, but they
• 8:18:00
  are, right? I'm just saying. Here's Eddie and
• 8:18:11
  Jobo's old intro. You hear this personality?
• 8:18:24
  This is a psycho show. I mean, remember this
• 8:18:30
  personality in radio? Hey, I got the soap. Hey,
• 8:18:35
  soap on the road. Hey, come on. I'm a dick, yo.
• 8:18:47
  Wait till I get out of here. But no, we got to
• 8:18:51
  lay him off so the executives still have their
• 8:18:53
  job. Getting out of control. And now I know Eddie
• 8:18:58
  Volkman's a very classy guy. I try to be classy,
• 8:19:02
  but when the rich and elite executives keep screwing
• 8:19:04
  over the DJs and they're wondering why they're
• 8:19:07
  having a hard time getting listeners, it's right
• 8:19:11
  in front of you. Now I want to do a throwback.
• 8:19:17
  But first, we're going to play, I'm going to
• 8:19:19
  play you when we go to break, my appearances
• 8:19:22
  on Eddie Volkman's show. But first, let's hear
• 8:19:25
  from Mike McVay. When people go, there's no overnights,
• 8:19:28
  you know, part of what I say is, how many of
• 8:19:31
  us had fake radio stations in our parents' homes
• 8:19:34
  when we were kids, right? It's better today.
• 8:19:37
  These young people do podcasts, they're doing
• 8:19:40
  TikToks, they're on social media. So they are
• 8:19:43
  throwing that football through a tire 100 ,000
• 8:19:46
  times. But what I say to them is, there are jobs.
• 8:19:50
  The challenge is getting paid what you want to
• 8:19:53
  be paid. Yeah, it's the problem there. Can you
• 8:19:58
  imagine if the CEOs and executives all made 10
• 8:20:01
  an hour to do the job? So there's that. And then
• 8:20:07
  here's Jim Rohn. I say to every single advertiser,
• 8:20:11
  Business is hard. It is hard to get business.
• 8:20:13
  Thank you very much for business. Why you, Rome?
• 8:20:16
  Why your show? How are you different? Why are
• 8:20:18
  you different? Ah, because you're very different.
• 8:20:20
  All right, we're going to go to break, but let's
• 8:20:22
  hear it. When it was Star 96 .7. Here was my
• 8:20:26
  appearance on Eddie's show twice on National
• 8:20:29
  Radio Day. So, how's your day going? It's Eddie
• 8:20:33
  Volkman on Star, and the Democratic Convention
• 8:20:36
  continues in Chicago, and these goofballs chopped
• 8:20:39
  through... chain link fences and cement and all
• 8:20:42
  that and they're in jail so that's where they
• 8:20:45
  should be because you know they gave them all
• 8:20:47
  the all the space they needed but they still
• 8:20:50
  had to be destructive and that's not a good look
• 8:20:52
  anyway we're happy around here because it's national
• 8:20:55
  radio day and what a perfect day to get a visit
• 8:20:57
  from one of my buddies in the business i don't
• 8:21:00
  know you've been in business as long as i have
• 8:21:02
  because you're much younger but you've been in
• 8:21:03
  it a while welcome ryan hoppy what's up betty
• 8:21:07
  yeah i'm visiting from tampa You are the reason
• 8:21:10
  I'm in radio. Get out of here. I saw your billboard
• 8:21:13
  with Jobo where you guys were posing all wacky
• 8:21:15
  in 2004. With underwear or shooting rubber bands
• 8:21:19
  or whatever. Something like that. And the next
• 8:21:21
  morning I listened, and I used to skip school
• 8:21:23
  to listen to you guys all morning. People tell
• 8:21:26
  us that. That's an honor. School is boring. Yeah,
• 8:21:28
  but it's National Radio Day. You've been on radio
• 8:21:32
  with some big names. Yeah, I've worked with a
• 8:21:34
  morning show in Cleveland and a morning show
• 8:21:36
  in Tampa, and now I'm actually syndicated. I
• 8:21:38
  host Hoppy Hour, which can be found by searching
• 8:21:40
  H -O -P -P -E radio, and it's on from Podcast
• 8:21:43
  Radio in Tampa, and that's been super cool. So
• 8:21:45
  now I'm my own boss because I've always worked
• 8:21:48
  with people, but now I'm doing my thing. I mentioned
• 8:21:50
  to you that you kind of resemble my son, right?
• 8:21:53
  Yeah, I think you said that, Dallas. My son,
• 8:21:54
  Dallas. But you are, how tall are you? 6 '9".
• 8:21:57
  6 '9". And I just found out today he's wearing
• 8:21:59
  his size 18... James Harden shoes. James Harden.
• 8:22:04
  We're lucky to get the guy in the door. But anyway,
• 8:22:07
  so how's it in Tampa? One of my buddies runs
• 8:22:10
  the... info tours bus down there it's cool it's
• 8:22:14
  very high i've been able to kind of like stand
• 8:22:16
  outside when i've been in illinois because if
• 8:22:19
  you go outside for or if you go outside for five
• 8:22:21
  minutes in florida you are sweating oh yeah well
• 8:22:23
  and the last few days have been great around
• 8:22:26
  here amazing i've had so much fun had pizza had
• 8:22:29
  food it's been amazing yeah you come back and
• 8:22:31
  you do all these things what um where'd you go
• 8:22:33
  to high school i went to john hersey high school
• 8:22:35
  on arlington night oh yeah brown and gold right
• 8:22:38
  brown and orange just like the cleveland Browns.
• 8:22:41
  The first principal was a Browns fan when they
• 8:22:43
  were good 70 years ago. Oh, okay. So we had Browns
• 8:22:45
  colors. Hersey Huskies. That's right. We occasionally
• 8:22:48
  played them when I was at Maine North. So anyway,
• 8:22:52
  well, I hope you're going to have some fun sitting
• 8:22:54
  on the show. Oh, of course. Tell your friends
• 8:22:56
  and take some selfies and stuff. Yes, sir. You
• 8:22:59
  can give me a few tips. Show the old dog how
• 8:23:02
  to do some stuff. I got you. Because you're probably
• 8:23:04
  good with the latest technology and all that
• 8:23:06
  kind of stuff too, right? Yeah, but there's like
• 8:23:08
  some things recently. Personally, I've been learning.
• 8:23:11
  I don't know much about AI, and a lot of my friends
• 8:23:14
  are nerds in Florida, and they've been teaching
• 8:23:16
  me, and it's freaky. It's going to take all our
• 8:23:18
  jobs, not just radio, but pretty soon. And then
• 8:23:21
  they'll come and kill us, like Terminator. Anyway,
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  did you fly up here? Yeah. I don't fit in the
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  airplane. I'm 6 '9", and my legs were squished.
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  Oh, no. Yeah. Let me ask you this. Do you remember,
• 8:23:33
  did the pilot have a beard? No, he did not. They
• 8:23:36
  usually don't. You know why? Why? I'll tell you
• 8:23:40
  coming up. That's a radio tease on National Radio
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  Day. Welcome to the show. We're going to have
• 8:23:45
  some fun. Stick around. Well, all right, all
• 8:23:48
  right, all right. It's Eddie Volkman on Star.
• 8:23:51
  Time to head home here. It's a little cooler
• 8:23:54
  today. One good thing I like about the cooler
• 8:23:57
  weather is the bugs start to go away. Although
• 8:23:59
  this wasn't overly buggy summer. By the way,
• 8:24:02
  it's National Radio Day. And throughout the show,
• 8:24:05
  I've been sitting here with my buddy Ryan Hoppe.
• 8:24:07
  Went to Hersey High School, worked in some Chicago
• 8:24:09
  radio, then Cleveland, and you're in Tampa now.
• 8:24:13
  Tampa's the best, man. The thing I noticed the
• 8:24:15
  biggest difference between Illinois and Florida
• 8:24:17
  is I was going 85 on the highway and some guy
• 8:24:21
  was tailgating me. If you go 75 in Florida, you're
• 8:24:24
  going too fast. Why? Because of old people? And
• 8:24:27
  I think it's just a very chill environment because
• 8:24:30
  the sun's out and it's just so different here.
• 8:24:33
  It's crazy. Gummies. So the bugs are bigger in
• 8:24:36
  Florida, right? Oh yeah. If you live in any nice
• 8:24:39
  house or even a bad house, you're going to have
• 8:24:42
  a Roaches. They're very big. Oh, and snakes in
• 8:24:45
  the grass. Snakes and lizards. It's crazy. Well,
• 8:24:49
  this is really disturbing. More proof that nature
• 8:24:53
  is pretty messed up. Two researchers analyzed
• 8:24:56
  161 spider webs and found out that spiders will
• 8:25:00
  catch fireflies but not eat them as long as they're
• 8:25:05
  still glowing. See, because the female makes
• 8:25:09
  the web, right? The glow will still be going.
• 8:25:13
  So other fireflies will see the glow and be attracted
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  to it. And they'll get caught in the web. And
• 8:25:18
  pretty soon they have this whole big supply.
• 8:25:19
  And that's how some spiders attract mates. Because
• 8:25:23
  they got the table set for them. Just like 1950s
• 8:25:27
  Donna Reed show. So then as soon as the trapped
• 8:25:32
  glowing firefly loses its glow, they're instantly
• 8:25:39
  eaten. So how'd you like to be? It sounds like
• 8:25:41
  a horror movie. Sounds like a Vincent Price thing.
• 8:25:44
  As long as you continue to glow, you will live.
• 8:25:48
  The minute your light goes out. Bugs are creepy.
• 8:25:53
  Now I hate them even more. Actually, I'm not
• 8:25:55
  overly scared of bugs. When I lived in a downtown
• 8:25:57
  high -rise, there were spiders, like 5 ,000 spiders,
• 8:26:01
  usually little ones, all over the windows up
• 8:26:04
  high because they just crawl up there. And my
• 8:26:06
  daughter, when she was like two, would go, let's
• 8:26:08
  see if I can find her. Now we get like a tiny
• 8:26:11
  little spider in her room, and she screams bloody
• 8:26:14
  murder. My wife called me to the basement the
• 8:26:17
  other day. There's a huge, huge spider down here.
• 8:26:20
  And I go, what's huge to you? And she goes, three
• 8:26:23
  inches. And I said, oh, really? Okay. All right.
• 8:26:29
  In spite of it all, we're going to do the senseless
• 8:26:32
  survey coming up for National Radio. Copy hour.
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  Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will
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  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 8:26:54
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 8:26:58
  poop. We also need to be affectionate and you
• 8:27:02
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 8:27:05
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 8:27:09
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
• 8:27:14
  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
• 8:27:24
  on the ipad screen whatever the case might be
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  in your hand and a sock you know whatever like
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  thank you but also i would love to be Getting
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  railed, but... As a reminder, if you don't feel
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  like listening to this next song, you can skip
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  over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
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  yeah, let me press this button right here. Don't
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  worry, Presto. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  Hear ye, hear ye. Come on, come on. She's a bobblehead,
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  she's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's
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  a bobblehead She goes boing boing boing boing
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  two goals and I'm out. Walks real slow and the
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  tongue stays out. I got her in my spot. I got
• 8:28:47
  her in my spot. I got a little X. I got a little
• 8:28:51
  pot. I'm looking at her face. I'm looking at
• 8:28:54
  her top. I'm looking at her lips and I'm rubbing
• 8:28:57
  on my cock. Give me head. Oh, please just give
• 8:29:00
  me head I ain't finna beg And I ain't breakin'
• 8:29:04
  bread She ain't gotta be a nine She ain't gotta
• 8:29:07
  be a dime She can be a fuckin' six When she show
• 8:29:10
  you this trick Sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky,
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  lick Licky, licky, licky, she swallowed all my
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  dicks Brought it back in one stroke, X -er cannot
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  do the poke Turned around and smiled, then she
• 8:29:23
  nodded with a fuckin' throat She's a bobblehead,
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  she's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's
• 8:29:29
  a bobblehead It go boing, boing, boing, boing,
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  boing, boing It go boing, boing, boing, boing,
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  boing She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead
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  She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead She got
• 8:29:50
  them lips like she suckin' kiss on it That make
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  me want it long -term Do you like the lick on
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  it? Go through the torment I see Make it feel
• 8:29:57
  like I'm in ya, then you do it to a rhythm Every
• 8:30:00
  nigga ever wanna look around for some good head
• 8:30:02
  And that's what she give them People respect
• 8:30:04
  her when they see her They say, hey, not ho Cause
• 8:30:07
  they know that it's chillin' Something that you
• 8:30:09
  real good for And she ain't picky about the spot
• 8:30:11
  if I say come So I could be smokin' and shittin'
• 8:30:15
  when I push T -Flow I ain't know you could do
• 8:30:18
  it like you do when you do it Constantly sweatin',
• 8:30:20
  so let me give you some fluid But when you suck
• 8:30:24
  it, just suck it with pride Open up wide and
• 8:30:26
  stuff it in there like you really love it Don't
• 8:30:29
  touch it if you won't taste it, I tell you that
• 8:30:31
  you a tease And that'll be the last time that
• 8:30:34
  you ever see me So team, if you hear some flurpin'
• 8:30:37
  noises on side of bed Then you know what I done
• 8:30:40
  came from, let the poor say She's a bobblehead,
• 8:30:43
  she's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's
• 8:30:47
  a bobblehead Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
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  then please get off of my house Old mobiles,
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  old wheels, do what you want to do No deal, oh
• 8:31:19
  well, do what you gon' do Shit, a Bible ain't
• 8:31:22
  bad, a Bible's somethin' good A Bible make you
• 8:31:25
  hobble when you Walkin' through the hood A bopper
• 8:31:28
  make you tell your niggas they misunderstood
• 8:31:30
  Cause everything she do for you is also very
• 8:31:33
  good A bopper ain't scared A bopper ain't nervous
• 8:31:37
  A bopper don't spit A bopper don't smurf it Make
• 8:31:41
  the show look picture perfect If you hit a window,
• 8:31:45
  then it probably was perfect Oh, bopperly, bopperly
• 8:31:48
  When you doin' me properly And my foot on the
• 8:31:51
  throttle -y I be bout' to run off of the road
• 8:31:53
  Oh, no, a bopper Oh, yeah. What the hell? That
• 8:32:14
  was very strange. No one's ever said this show's
• 8:32:20
  polished. Oh, yeah. The NFL's back. Aren't you
• 8:32:39
  excited? Every team has a chance. Besides the
• 8:32:48
  Browns. But we all have a chance to win the Super
• 8:32:53
  Bowl. Why am I saying we as if I'm playing? The
• 8:32:56
  NFL's back. Oh, yeah, you got the game in Australia.
• 8:33:02
  Oh, it's going to be a good time. And supposedly,
• 8:33:07
  Christian McCaffrey's wife said it's very hard
• 8:33:10
  to be a mom with him when he's going across the
• 8:33:14
  country or the world. Oh, poor you. Your life's
• 8:33:20
  so hard. Oh, yeah. And Aaron Rodgers also talked
• 8:33:24
  about his backup quarterback's DM controversy
• 8:33:26
  in college, which I'm sure he loved him bringing
• 8:33:30
  it up. But Aaron's a douchebag. Oh, yeah, man.
• 8:33:40
  We're doing it. Doing it live, I tell you. I
• 8:33:44
  mean, it's just, the world's so much better off.
• 8:33:48
  It's like the one thing we can agree on. It's
• 8:33:51
  the NFL. Besides the nerds that love to say,
• 8:33:54
  sports bum, shut your ass. By the way, they would
• 8:33:58
  probably approve of this. Mike Tomlin plays Minecraft.
• 8:34:02
  I'm a big Minecrafter. I didn't know you were
• 8:34:05
  a gamer either. Because my kids were. Got it.
• 8:34:08
  And so how do I connect with them? How do I meet
• 8:34:12
  them where they are and spend time with them?
• 8:34:14
  I started playing Minecraft, man. When my kids
• 8:34:17
  were young, I have a Minecraft city. I'm creative,
• 8:34:21
  man, that I've been working on for like 12 years.
• 8:34:25
  Still? 12 years. And the kids are long gone.
• 8:34:30
  I bet that city's better than Pittsburgh. Do
• 8:34:32
  they still play too? No, but when they come home,
• 8:34:35
  they're like, hey, dad, pull your city up, man.
• 8:34:37
  Let me see what's up. Oh, my gosh. There you
• 8:34:40
  go. Let's see what's going on on Instagram. You
• 8:34:44
  can always call the show. 8 -5 -6. 49. Help me.
• 8:34:49
  Kaisanai wants the lawsuit over alleged bodyguard
• 8:34:51
  fight dismissed. Kaisanai actually seems like
• 8:34:55
  he thinks his shit don't stink. Brandi Glanville
• 8:35:01
  was ripping off parts of her face that had skin
• 8:35:04
  irritation. That was gross. We'll get to Jim
• 8:35:07
  Thornton in a second. Marshall University wiped
• 8:35:10
  him as an alma mater. Ashley St. Clair rejects
• 8:35:16
  Elon's non -disclosure agreement. We'll talk
• 8:35:18
  about that in a bit. That Ole Miss fan said that
• 8:35:21
  she's getting hit on in the DMs by guys. Oh,
• 8:35:24
  poor you. I would love to have that in my DMs.
• 8:35:29
  Actually, no. There's a new commercial with Adrian
• 8:35:32
  and Jeremy Piven from Entourage, and it's for
• 8:35:35
  betting, and it's with Jake Paul. Spencer Pratt
• 8:35:41
  made fun of Jimmy Kimmel for allegedly getting
• 8:35:43
  canceled. And Wheel of Fortune went back to normal
• 8:35:46
  without Jim Thornton. And Sandra Bullock said
• 8:35:51
  she's really good friends with Keanu Reeves.
• 8:35:54
  And Blueface breaks up with Navea. Yeah, he's
• 8:35:57
  a deadbeat loser. And we all know that. All right.
• 8:36:02
  I want to save this Jim Thornton audio for, I
• 8:36:06
  don't know. I just don't want to talk about pedophilia
• 8:36:09
  right now. Give me a few minutes, okay? Bella
• 8:36:13
  Danger told Aiden Ross that she talked about
• 8:36:16
  her boyfriend. So pretty much how it's going
• 8:36:19
  to work is it's like it is a dating show. Like
• 8:36:23
  it's like flirting. Okay. Is that like something
• 8:36:27
  you don't feel comfortable? Okay. Why does every
• 8:36:30
  porn star talk like that? I mean, no, not really.
• 8:36:39
  James didn't tell me. James knows I have a boyfriend,
• 8:36:41
  so I don't know. Yeah, James knows I'm going
• 8:36:43
  to get plowed. I would be down to do this. All
• 8:36:50
  right, there you go. I love when a porn star
• 8:36:52
  is like, I can't do that. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's
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  856 -494 -6777. You can tweet at me, at Ryan
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  Hoppy Radio. You can always email me. Ryan Hoppy
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  Radio, gmail .com. What do we have here? Oh yeah,
• 8:37:15
  I saw this. And this made me so infuriated. Women
• 8:37:19
  out there claim they want equal rights, which
• 8:37:23
  they 100 % deserve. They deserve equal pay, equal
• 8:37:29
  everything. But women out there, listen to me.
• 8:37:32
  And listen to me very carefully. If you have
• 8:37:36
  a hard time listening, Read the transcript. If
• 8:37:40
  you want equal rights, if you get caught being
• 8:37:44
  a pedophile, you deserve as much time as the
• 8:37:46
  man. Why don't I say this? The former small town
• 8:37:53
  mayor, Misty Roberts, that hot blonde piece of
• 8:37:56
  ass, served only 90 days for raping a teen at
• 8:38:03
  a pool party. All right. I never want to hear
• 8:38:08
  women go, we don't have it good. You don't have
• 8:38:12
  it amazing. But you get away with crimes. Lindsay
• 8:38:16
  Clancy has a chance to get it off. It's out of
• 8:38:21
  control. But if a man does it, like you know
• 8:38:25
  that man that got strapped on the plane because
• 8:38:27
  he was going crazy? Imagine if they did it to
• 8:38:29
  a woman. Shut up. Equal rights. It means equal
• 8:38:37
  punishment. But no, Misty Roberts had a traumatic
• 8:38:41
  childhood. Do you hear yourself, you feminist?
• 8:38:45
  I think I'm more of a feminist than you because
• 8:38:47
  I want equal rights. Ridiculous. That's how mine's
• 8:38:56
  fucked up. Reports say a teenage girl was shot
• 8:39:00
  in the leg by a Jimmy John's employee after her
• 8:39:02
  mom got into an argument at the restaurant. Give
• 8:39:05
  me that day -old bread. St. Louis Metropolitan
• 8:39:07
  Police say the 14 -year -old girl was shot in
• 8:39:10
  the leg while she was inside of a car. They say
• 8:39:13
  her mom had gotten into it with, quote, several
• 8:39:16
  individuals associated with the Jimmy Johns.
• 8:39:18
  Oh, yeah, it's got to be embarrassing in a club
• 8:39:22
  when your mom's there tonight. Before the shot
• 8:39:26
  was fired. All right, well, I'll be the kids
• 8:39:28
  on camera. I hope I never get shot at. I would
• 8:39:32
  kind of prefer that. I'm kind of a pussy when
• 8:39:35
  it comes to pain. What's going on with this thug
• 8:39:39
  right here? Again, this became such a racial
• 8:39:43
  issue. It's absolutely positively infuriating.
• 8:39:47
  Carmelo Anthony is a bad guy. Both of them. The
• 8:39:51
  one that's a murderer and the one that cheated
• 8:39:53
  on Lala with the stripper. And we're talking
• 8:39:58
  about the worst one. Court documents Carmelo
• 8:40:00
  Anthony expressed his hatred for black women
• 8:40:03
  and gay people in text messages that... I don't
• 8:40:06
  understand why you care what someone else does
• 8:40:08
  with their body. Maybe they're saying Carmelo
• 8:40:11
  Anthony wants penis. I don't know. Why would
• 8:40:15
  you care what others do? Oh, that's right. Your
• 8:40:18
  dirty, rotten parents passed it down. Prosecutors
• 8:40:22
  didn't present at trial. Carmelo's alleged prejudice
• 8:40:25
  messages were included in new court documents
• 8:40:27
  first. Oh, yeah, but he's such an angel. Self
• 8:40:31
  -defense by stabbing a guy over and over. Oh,
• 8:40:34
  yeah. A true scholar. Subtained by the Daily
• 8:40:38
  Mail. Writing to one friend that he despises
• 8:40:42
  black. He goes on to say all that wig glue getting
• 8:40:47
  to their brain. All that wig glue get into their
• 8:40:52
  brain. You can probably use a bit of it to help
• 8:40:54
  out your brain, dummy. Pads, they need to go
• 8:41:00
  die. Ah, that's delightful. See, he's wanting
• 8:41:04
  people to die and then he literally murders somebody.
• 8:41:09
  Sociopath. The parents had spoiled him. He never
• 8:41:14
  had a chance. He was in school during COVID.
• 8:41:17
  In a different set of text messages from 2021,
• 8:41:20
  when Carmelo was either 13 or 14 years old, he
• 8:41:24
  told a friend he supports Donald Trump instead
• 8:41:26
  of Joe Biden. Well, I mean, that was kind of
• 8:41:28
  an easy thing at the moment because Biden wasn't
• 8:41:30
  great. But now looking back, we treated Biden
• 8:41:33
  badly. Because Trump doesn't like gay people
• 8:41:37
  and neither does he. Oh, man. Carmelo, it's okay,
• 8:41:41
  dude. Now you have 30 years to figure out that
• 8:41:44
  you're probably gay. And you're in the perfect
• 8:41:48
  spot. I know in his prison. Eight, five, six,
• 8:41:53
  49 happy. I'll tell you five, six, five, six,
• 8:41:58
  seven, seven, three. Oh, Don Lemon's creating
• 8:42:04
  his own news channel. Yay. I'm sure that's not
• 8:42:06
  going to be propaganda. As a man, what I'd like
• 8:42:09
  you to do is just accept. That you're going to
• 8:42:11
  have to be the initiator. Oh, yeah. It's so tiring
• 8:42:14
  being an initiator. Because then you feel like
• 8:42:15
  you're begging a woman to share a vagina. It
• 8:42:19
  gets a little tiring. Is there anything you can
• 8:42:23
  do? Well, there's two things. First is to make
• 8:42:26
  sure that she understands how awesome you feel
• 8:42:28
  when she does initiate. Or two, accept the reality
• 8:42:30
  of the biological difference and recognize that
• 8:42:33
  just because she doesn't initiate. Doesn't mean
• 8:42:35
  that she doesn't love you or that she's not attracted
• 8:42:38
  to you or that she can't get there once you put...
• 8:42:40
  Oh, yeah! You got to flick the top of the clip
• 8:42:43
  to get there. I don't know what it would be for
• 8:42:48
  guys, so figure that out. That idea in her head.
• 8:42:51
  Oh, yeah. My idea. It's very hard to get my head.
• 8:42:59
  We all know that blue face is the absolute worst.
• 8:43:05
  He did a live stream about his breakup. A real
• 8:43:08
  class act. A real Casanova. Father of the air.
• 8:43:16
  I can't stand deadbeat dads. You make all men
• 8:43:20
  look bad by being a loser. You make all men look
• 8:43:26
  horrible. Oh, don't you ever. Oh, but you're
• 8:43:30
  such the man hanging out with thots. Frickin'
• 8:43:34
  loser. Here's his live stream about the breakup
• 8:43:37
  from Nivea, which I think they'll be back together
• 8:43:39
  because they just bought a house. I haven't done
• 8:43:42
  anything. It's just because of my past, you know?
• 8:43:44
  It's not about your past. It's about the way
• 8:43:48
  that I lie. It's him on speakerphone, like some
• 8:43:51
  room. It's not about the way that you lie. I
• 8:43:54
  hate how he talks. You're stupid! I'm telling
• 8:44:02
  you exactly what it's about. You're just not
• 8:44:03
  perceiving it. You're not listening to it. Yeah.
• 8:44:06
  I'm a sociopath. Yes. You can stay as long as
• 8:44:15
  you need to get your stuff together, but yes,
• 8:44:17
  this is no longer a thing. A good guy! There
• 8:44:23
  you go. Isn't he just a wonderful... Alexa! Oh,
• 8:44:28
  no, she's resetting. Of course, I was going to
• 8:44:30
  ask her something. Hey, Alexa! She's resetting.
• 8:44:35
  I'll ask her in a second. Chuck Doherty supposedly
• 8:44:37
  choked his girlfriend. He's another Gen Z douche.
• 8:44:40
  How many of these kids are messed up because
• 8:44:42
  of COVID? I know you can't keep using it as an
• 8:44:44
  excuse, but they, like, lost out on their challenge.
• 8:44:47
  All for a weapon that was made in China. Thanks,
• 8:44:50
  China! Appreciate it! 856. 49 Hoppy. Here's Navea
• 8:44:59
  getting into an argument with her mom. That's
• 8:45:05
  you. You living off the government. Five signs
• 8:45:18
  that you are ready for a relationship. I don't
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  know, you're locked and loaded. Even if you don't
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  see it yourself, these are signs that you are
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  ready for an amazing woman to walk into your
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  life. Oh yeah! You see your value. You know what
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  you bring to the table, which is why you set
• 8:45:35
  a high standard for yourself. Others are very
• 8:45:38
  complimentary of you. They talk about how impressive
• 8:45:40
  you are. They notice the work you've been doing.
• 8:45:43
  Oh, yeah. Nothing's better than when your homies
• 8:45:46
  in the club are talking you up without like forcing
• 8:45:49
  it to the girl. And then they report back. Oh,
• 8:45:52
  yeah. That's what she said about you. You even
• 8:45:55
  have to break up when you hear that you were
• 8:45:56
  the best. You're like, I want the pound town.
• 8:46:02
  Of course that was the best. I was grateful.
• 8:46:04
  I have those boobs in my face. You know what
• 8:46:07
  I mean? On yourself, they even say things like,
• 8:46:12
  I can't believe you're still single. All right,
• 8:46:15
  there you go. What's going on here? Earl keeps
• 8:46:18
  looking at you as a woman. I love this intense
• 8:46:20
  music about women. I can tell you, that look
• 8:46:24
  is not an accident. I don't know if I've ever
• 8:46:27
  gotten it. I think I get lucks because it's like,
• 8:46:28
  geez, is that that guy from Naranjo? Or is he
• 8:46:30
  another fucking tall? I am that tall! First look
• 8:46:34
  is curiosity. The second look is interest. The
• 8:46:38
  third look is her wondering why you haven't approached
• 8:46:41
  yet. Yeah, maybe in 2018, but these girls do
• 8:46:45
  not want to be approached. Is that in their little
• 8:46:47
  Gen Z sticker? Ask a woman what her body count
• 8:46:50
  is before committing to her. Yeah, I don't think
• 8:46:53
  that's going to go over well. I like the idea.
• 8:46:56
  I think it's appropriate to ask on the first
• 8:46:58
  date. Man, this woman is trying to sabotage us.
• 8:47:02
  Here's a woman. This is the best thing I ever
• 8:47:07
  saw. This is a woman doing a gender reveal party
• 8:47:11
  and she takes an abortion pill. Two, one. We
• 8:47:15
  got a ladybug in the house. Oh, what's a ladybug?
• 8:47:20
  I'm on a jumbo. A coke. She's getting a coke
• 8:47:26
  to drink the pill. Hey, y 'all. Why she down
• 8:47:29
  real good? I'm gonna need four more so I can
• 8:47:36
  sit down. No gender? No gender? Honestly, as
• 8:47:47
  sad as it is that that kid ain't going to get
• 8:47:49
  born, look at who his mom would have been. One
• 8:47:51
  thing about me, I don't like to be told what
• 8:47:52
  to do. Never have. Never will. Sorry. Don't care
• 8:47:55
  who you are. Don't tell. All right, bitch. Bye.
• 8:47:57
  See you later. Her name's Kentucky Girl. That's
• 8:47:59
  your white dress. Angela White talks about porn.
• 8:48:04
  Oh, what if you're like, let's say you have a
• 8:48:07
  date or a scene. and physically it's like, what
• 8:48:12
  are you doing to prepare? Do you take special
• 8:48:15
  showers or eat a certain way? How are you going
• 8:48:22
  to optimize your physical performance? It depends
• 8:48:26
  on the type of scene. If it's just a regular
• 8:48:30
  girl -girl scene or boy -girl scene, then I'm
• 8:48:33
  waking up, I'm showering in the morning, I'm
• 8:48:35
  making sure everything's clean. Making sure I
• 8:48:39
  don't stink! I mean, you kind of prepare for
• 8:48:44
  a regular scene as if you're going on a date.
• 8:48:46
  Oh, yeah, you want to smell it. I like a little
• 8:48:50
  bit of that woman's stank, the pheromones. Shower,
• 8:48:55
  you wash your hair, you wash your face, you moisturize
• 8:48:58
  your whole body. Oh, God, you're getting me hurt.
• 8:49:01
  Yeah, you just kind of... All right, there you
• 8:49:03
  go. I'm going to watch it later on. Here is,
• 8:49:07
  uh, two women laying in bed with Blueface while
• 8:49:09
  his kids are home. No, but for real, let me,
• 8:49:11
  like, honestly, honestly. Like, do you want,
• 8:49:14
  like, what? This is what you want, Blueface?
• 8:49:17
  Like, none of you ain't perfect, but these women
• 8:49:19
  are trash! Do you want to fall in love, or are
• 8:49:22
  you just good at being a bachelor? Fuck, I'm
• 8:49:25
  a fat, and I want a kid! I'll be trying. Yikes.
• 8:49:32
  It doesn't always work out. DJ Academic says
• 8:49:41
  that his interview with Lil Dorks being used
• 8:49:43
  in court. Yeah, that's the problem when these
• 8:49:46
  gangster rappers speak up. They get themselves
• 8:49:49
  in trouble. Watch what you say. Here's an episode
• 8:49:54
  of Seinfeld where Kramer has a ring light and
• 8:49:56
  he's trying to be an influencer and he's going
• 8:50:01
  live on Instagram. Eat it! Eat it for the followers!
• 8:50:05
  Now give me a reaction! Give me a foodie face!
• 8:50:08
  What is this? Why are we doing this? I don't
• 8:50:11
  want to be a foodie, Kramer! It's the algorithm,
• 8:50:14
  George. The algorithm demands the cheese pull.
• 8:50:16
  Now... South Park is changing its name this year
• 8:50:21
  to South America. I love that. Real Sean Trump.
• 8:50:24
  8 -5 -6. 49 happy. The Menendez brothers have
• 8:50:29
  a... Trial to possibly be released in 2020 soon.
• 8:50:38
  Here's a bell of danger saying 400 ,000 a month
• 8:50:40
  is not that much in OnlyFans. What's the most
• 8:50:42
  you've made in a month on OnlyFans? Not that
• 8:50:48
  much. I would say like 400K. Okay. Not that much.
• 8:50:52
  All right. You know, she's bougie. Younger. Poppy
• 8:50:58
  Hour. It's time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
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  .com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 8:51:14
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 8:51:17
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 8:51:23
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 8:51:26
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 8:51:29
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 8:51:35
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 8:51:38
  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
• 8:51:44
  like you went and got a job. On the iPad screen,
• 8:51:48
  whatever the case might be, in your hand, in
• 8:51:50
  a sock, in a whatever, like, thank you. But also,
• 8:51:53
  I would love to be getting railed, but... As
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  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 8:51:58
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
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  Coffee hour will be right back. Bein' a nice
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  guy, I leave that to them dudes that shoot hoops
• 8:52:32
  I'd rather roll through in a new coupe With chicks
• 8:52:35
  that get 200 to do shoots Rollin' a shooby -dooby
• 8:52:38
  while we listen to smooth grooves Dude, I tried
• 8:52:41
  to told you I'm hot like magma Keep a mirror,
• 8:52:44
  I'm stashed up in the Dodge Magnum Near the stash
• 8:52:46
  of the Magnums Never know which one I'ma use
• 8:52:49
  Right there, I got a couple people confused Cause
• 8:52:51
  I never lose, cause I never snooze Pop shit and
• 8:52:55
  I pop this shit, knock you out of your shoes
• 8:52:57
  I shut down crews And Rock Taylor made suits
• 8:53:00
  and Louis shoes It's hard to do what I do Stunning
• 8:53:03
  like Evel Knievel Keep a watch -face see -through
• 8:53:06
  I do this for my people Selling shit through
• 8:53:08
  they screen door My mom said I was a walking
• 8:53:10
  felony Cause I kept 16s in the closet like Kelly
• 8:53:13
  Shot with a cellar Dogs ain't barking at them
• 8:53:16
  Chickens ain't clucking at them Bees ain't searching
• 8:53:18
  at them Birds ain't chirping at them I hurt a
• 8:53:20
  mother, I hurt a mother I hurt a mother, I hurt
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  a mother I hurt a mother, I hurt a mother I hurt
• 8:53:24
  a mother, I hurt a mother I hurt a mother, I
• 8:53:27
  hurt a mother I hurt a mother, I hurt a mother
• 8:53:27
  I hurt a mother, I hurt a mother I hurt a mother,
• 8:53:27
  I hurt a mother I'm a hustler for real Not a
• 8:53:37
  dog, I'm not a mad rapper I'm a disgruntled MC
• 8:53:40
  And I teach you dudes bout tusslin' with me Truth
• 8:53:43
  is, I hate these marks I ship all this jammies,
• 8:53:46
  park And leave these rappers handicapped, park
• 8:53:48
  And when you see your boy out Bow down or kiss
• 8:53:51
  the ring When it's true about myself I ain't
• 8:53:53
  worried about a thing This is Shaft City, man
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• 8:53:59
  gobbling My partner, Supreme, told me, flows
• 8:54:01
  hard on these monkeys I hit pro gyms in total,
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  make my wrists chunky Chain hung like donkey,
• 8:54:07
  and fuck them dudes who won't get Nicknamed beautiful,
• 8:54:10
  keep them breasts, don't man Hold me, I'm funky
• 8:54:12
  like Leg shots to let you know that I'm serious
• 8:54:17
  When them blocks get hot, I'm in the streets,
• 8:54:19
  bad chested I got money invested, these details
• 8:54:22
  My dogs ain't rockin', them chickens ain't rockin',
• 8:54:25
  them pigs This ain't the young and restless You
• 8:54:48
  can say the drama like support a boy Put your
• 8:54:50
  life on pause like a comma Cuttin' corners, then
• 8:54:53
  you stackin' money Music they turn comedians,
• 8:54:56
  man, they get to actin' funny I know the MCs,
• 8:54:59
  the real MCs Shamos ain't boo, man, them ***
• 8:55:02
  was shoppin' with me Get a pumpkin head in front
• 8:55:05
  of your Lidota You a broke pop machine, *** you
• 8:55:08
  outta order I'ma come and get you, don't make
• 8:55:11
  me kill you We hit your *** for shells like a
• 8:55:13
  sneller or armadillo Watch the blue lights with
• 8:55:16
  the blue films Like *** make them look like you
• 8:55:19
  got gills This ain't artificial, *** We'll throw
• 8:55:23
  him in Lake Michigan and hope the n***a can't
• 8:55:25
  swim And if he can't, I guess he won't live Give
• 8:55:29
  him names, get your w*** changed, he ain't hate
• 8:55:31
  a beat I ain't nothing, Charlie I ain't nothing,
• 8:55:51
  Charlie Oh, yeah! All right, that's getting annoying.
• 8:56:04
  All righty, let's see if we have all right here
• 8:56:07
  with this button that we're going to press right
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  here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love Cheese from
• 8:56:11
  the world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're listening
• 8:56:14
  to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on
• 8:56:18
  the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people
• 8:56:20
  add the radio legend part. It boosts my ego.
• 8:56:23
  The show you secretly listen to, and that includes
• 8:56:26
  you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages. Whatever.
• 8:56:30
  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
• 8:56:35
  to Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know you like
• 8:56:46
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  Door is closing. Ladies and gentlemen, here it
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  is. The most listened to radio show on the planet.
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  The other stations are tuned in too. This is
• 8:57:59
  the thing, the Hoppy Hour. The theme, the Hoppy
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  Hour. Oh, wow. Oh, sure. When Ryan Hopper. It's
• 8:58:07
  Hoppy, get it right. Let's dance right now. Pop,
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  pop, shoo -wop in the tower. Silly jokes, the
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  we all sing. Grab your friends and let's all
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  Ryan's laughter fills the room. Crazy fun and
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  awesome. Ha -ha! Fuck you, corporate radio. Well,
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  not all of you. Just the ones that are around
• 8:59:34
  here. Hoppy, get it right. Catch the wave and
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  ride the bunch. Oh, yeah, you know my neighbors
• 9:00:01
  think I'm a psychopath. They're going, ah, over
• 9:00:04
  and over. Everyone, happy hour, we're never done.
• 9:00:07
  Ryan, we're never done. Kicked out the office.
• 9:00:10
  Number one. So obviously people hear me go, whoo.
• 9:00:31
  Roger. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! What's going on
• 9:00:35
  with TMZ? Today on TMZ. Okay, so Jim Thornton,
• 9:00:43
  the announcer on... Oh, yeah! He's in a lot of
• 9:00:46
  trouble. Wheel of Fortune. He doesn't look like
• 9:00:48
  a pedophile. Look at him now. Doesn't he? A loser!
• 9:00:53
  Has been suspended. We now have screen grabs
• 9:00:57
  of the chat room he was in when he was on that
• 9:00:59
  airplane. The conversation included things like
• 9:01:02
  there were a couple of cute boys and a hot little
• 9:01:05
  girl. Another message referred to CP. And it
• 9:01:09
  was... Freaking grape! Feeling that that was
• 9:01:11
  talking about child porn. Right. As a delightful
• 9:01:14
  guy. Right now he's still employed, but I don't
• 9:01:20
  know how much longer that's going to last. Yeah,
• 9:01:22
  not anymore by the time this was released. We
• 9:01:25
  got Mr. Beast out. The fans are so excited. Oh
• 9:01:27
  yeah, he's got a huge fan base. I wonder if all
• 9:01:31
  those people were only out there just to see
• 9:01:33
  if he'll give them like $1 ,000 or something.
• 9:01:34
  Does he? Please! Oh, yeah, all the time. You
• 9:01:38
  have to do strange things for the money. He locked
• 9:01:40
  two people in a bunker. The first one to give
• 9:01:44
  up loses the money. Wait a minute, I like that
• 9:01:46
  one. The way he makes people compete is pretty
• 9:01:50
  twisted, Harvey. Okay, talk to me. Oh, jeez.
• 9:01:55
  A feud ended in Chicago. Kanye West and Big Sean
• 9:01:59
  reunited on stage. Oh, yeah! Help, bro! He is
• 9:02:21
  a man who has lost his mind. Yeah, it's Elon.
• 9:02:26
  He's a fascist. Elon is a nuke. He's a loser!
• 9:02:40
  Bombshell headlines from a new four -hour Elon
• 9:02:42
  Musk documentary. Oh, God. Four fucking hours.
• 9:02:45
  You can do it in 80 minutes. They are surfacing
• 9:02:47
  before it even hits theaters. Woo! Can't wait!
• 9:02:53
  Let me pay 30 bucks for snacks to watch this!
• 9:02:57
  including a shocking claim from his first wife.
• 9:03:00
  An Oscar -winning filmmaker Alex Gibney's documentary
• 9:03:04
  Musk, Justine Musk, who was married to Elon from
• 9:03:07
  2000 to 2008 and shares six children with him,
• 9:03:15
  opens up about their marriage. The documentary
• 9:03:17
  particularly delves into Elon. about him pronatalist
• 9:03:29
  views with the 55 year olds having publicly warned
• 9:03:32
  about declining birth rates while yeah i mean
• 9:03:35
  maybe maybe this planet doesn't need to exist
• 9:03:37
  you know what i mean because uh we don't need
• 9:03:40
  13 of his kids out there fatherless kids because
• 9:03:44
  he's a deadbeat loser fathering 14 known children
• 9:03:56
  Shut up. Shut your ass. You're stupid. You think
• 9:04:00
  Trump cares about you. He doesn't. It's out of
• 9:04:06
  control. It's out of hand. All right. So I was
• 9:04:17
  waiting to see if I wanted to talk about this
• 9:04:19
  woman. So Elon Musk's ex. Ashley St. Clair rejected
• 9:04:28
  an NDA so that she could talk about him in the
• 9:04:33
  future. Here's the thing. I think this woman
• 9:04:38
  is a complete and utter embarrassment to women.
• 9:04:44
  Because you only married him to have a kid. You
• 9:04:48
  knew what you were having sex with. You knew
• 9:04:51
  he was going to be a deadbeat dad. And it seems
• 9:04:53
  like you care more about the clout than being
• 9:04:55
  a mom. You're always owned about because Musk
• 9:05:00
  is publicly denied offering the NDA. But we all
• 9:05:03
  know he wants her to shut up. So on one hand,
• 9:05:08
  I find her to be a clout chasing, annoying woman.
• 9:05:12
  But on the other hand. I find her to be brilliant
• 9:05:15
  and smart because she can make money and trash
• 9:05:19
  his name. But this is where it's funny. Here's
• 9:05:23
  where I am in the middle. Don't ever say, why
• 9:05:26
  do people call me Elon's ex? I want to be my
• 9:05:30
  own brand. I love when ex -girlfriends claim
• 9:05:34
  they don't need the man. Oh, I don't. And then
• 9:05:38
  what do they do? They talk about the man because
• 9:05:41
  they got nothing else. Ashley St. Clair is a
• 9:05:47
  conservative version of Kayla Nicole if she would
• 9:05:50
  have had a kid with Travis. That's all you have.
• 9:05:54
  No one really cares about your opinion. So, there
• 9:05:57
  you go. You're flawless. You are truly flawless.
• 9:06:02
  What is the secret to looking so amazing? I don't
• 9:06:06
  know. Salma Hayek's secret? Maybe it's skinny
• 9:06:10
  dipping at 60. Be yourself. Oh, yeah. She was
• 9:06:15
  naked from the back. Oh, yeah. I would paint
• 9:06:19
  a Picasso all over that back. Yeah. Really try
• 9:06:23
  to discover who you are. God, that accent's making
• 9:06:26
  me erect. Don't try to blend. The Oscar nominee
• 9:06:31
  ringing in the big 6 -0. Gosh, she's got an incredible
• 9:06:34
  rack. These sexy snaps on Instagram. Completely
• 9:06:37
  naked going for a swim in the sea. There you
• 9:06:41
  go. You gotta look it up, man. I would demolish
• 9:06:45
  her. Lori Loughlin has officially filed for divorce.
• 9:06:51
  Nearly one year after news broke that the Full
• 9:06:53
  House alum and her husband of 27 years, Mossimo
• 9:06:56
  Giannulli, were going their separate ways. Oh,
• 9:06:58
  yeah! You know, for the year, they were trying
• 9:07:01
  to figure it out. Trying to keep the sex going,
• 9:07:04
  but it just was not meant to be. They both just
• 9:07:08
  seem like insufferable douchebags. Lori filed
• 9:07:12
  paperwork in the Los Angeles Superior Court on
• 9:07:15
  September 4th, according to documents viewed
• 9:07:17
  by E! News. In the documents, the couple's separation
• 9:07:20
  date is listed as August 31st. Alright, so bye.
• 9:07:25
  This is sad news. Emma Hemingwillis is revealing
• 9:07:30
  the constant state of grief she feels daily as
• 9:07:33
  she and her family deal with the reality of husband
• 9:07:35
  Bruce Willis' frontal temporal dementia, spreading
• 9:07:38
  awareness about the condition and giving insight
• 9:07:41
  into what she calls a masterclass in pure love
• 9:07:44
  she sees daily. In an interview with Hello! published
• 9:07:47
  September 7, Emma says the disease has been extremely
• 9:07:50
  difficult and painful, explaining that FTD steals
• 9:07:53
  things from you very slowly, adding that the
• 9:07:56
  reality is that you find yourself constantly
• 9:07:58
  in a state of grief. Yeah, he's still there,
• 9:08:01
  but he's not really there. All right. It is time.
• 9:08:07
  Act out now! Right now. Brian Hoppy on the air!
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  Yo, we back in this! Turn it up in your car!
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  In your cubicle! Wherever you at! We got another
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  Filter on thick like them fake friends' clothes
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  Capture so deep it don't say one thing But the
• 9:08:38
  brand deal link always stay front page She rehearse
• 9:08:41
  that laugh that I'm just like you In a hotel
• 9:08:43
  mirror with a spontaneous view Wants a mic, wants
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  the merch, wants the podcast chair Say a whole
• 9:08:49
  lot of words but there's nothing really there
• 9:08:51
  Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her daddy Wannabe,
• 9:08:55
  wannabe Tryna copy every topic, every baddie
• 9:09:00
  Yeah, all talk, all gloss But it's hollow in
• 9:09:03
  the center You forget about the dinner Alex Earl
• 9:09:08
  is a wannabe, that's tragic Same script, same
• 9:09:11
  lines, all plastic Hoppy, I will call it out,
• 9:09:14
  that's a habit We allergic to the fake Yeah,
• 9:09:18
  we got a habit Storytime hit, but it's all prepped
• 9:09:22
  Tears got a heartbreak arc, every couple New
• 9:09:25
  boy, same plot, cue the ring light glow Like
• 9:09:28
  we ain't seen this rerun four seasons ago Says
• 9:09:31
  I'm real, I'm raw, I'm a hot mess queen But that
• 9:09:33
  hair never moves, teeth way too clean Every word,
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  sound clip from a promo sheet Whole life, one
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  long, sponsor me and Cree Alex Earl is a wannabe,
• 9:09:43
  call her daddy Wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Tryna
• 9:09:47
  copy every topic, every baddie Come on, all day
• 9:09:53
  But it's hollow in the center. You forget about
• 9:09:56
  his dinner. Alex Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic.
• 9:10:01
  Same script, same lines, all plastic. Happy hour,
• 9:10:04
  call it out. That's the habit. We allergic to
• 9:10:07
  the fake. Yeah, we got it. 499 -B! It's 856 -494
• 9:10:14
  -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio.
• 9:10:20
  And always email me, RyanHobbyRadio, at gmail
• 9:10:26
  .com. Oh, yeah! Don't grab it. It's the mic.
• 9:10:32
  Too heavy. Don't drag it. Alex Stern is the one
• 9:10:36
  to be called a dad. I got it. Alex Earl is a
• 9:10:52
  wannabe. That's tragic. Alex Earl is really a
• 9:10:56
  wannabe. Happy hot topic. Doesn't mean she's
• 9:11:01
  not hot. I definitely feel betrayed by Alex Cooper,
• 9:11:07
  Alex Earl. Here's the thing. I've been betrayed
• 9:11:09
  before by people like Mike Helton, Rover, and
• 9:11:14
  Ian Beckles, all these local guys. But the thing
• 9:11:18
  is this. At some point, you got to move on. You
• 9:11:22
  got to stop being a victim. Poor you. You come
• 9:11:26
  from daddy's money. You'll be fine. While finally
• 9:11:30
  speaking out about what really happened between
• 9:11:32
  her and Alex Cooper. Remember that SNL skit where
• 9:11:35
  the joke was they don't even know what they're
• 9:11:37
  arguing about? I really want to hear if Alex
• 9:11:40
  says what it was about to Alex Earl. Or this
• 9:11:44
  is a nothing burger. The longtime feud rumors
• 9:11:47
  were confirmed when Cooper posted this TikTok
• 9:11:49
  video back in April. Alex Earl. Man, Alex Cooper,
• 9:11:54
  she's funny, but when I heard she had ghost runners,
• 9:11:56
  I was like, God, you're so unfunny. Hey, girl.
• 9:12:03
  The passive aggressive. Oh, and I love how Alex
• 9:12:06
  Cooper's not passive aggressive. Your whole existence
• 9:12:10
  is, honey. Repost and the likes and the commenting
• 9:12:14
  on things. I got to call you out here. You're
• 9:12:19
  going to need to get specific. Can you imagine
• 9:12:23
  these two cackling hens arguing? Shut up! And
• 9:12:26
  just say what you got to say about me. I feel
• 9:12:30
  like I'm being baited into saying some things.
• 9:12:33
  I don't even think either of these women know
• 9:12:35
  what they're mad about. I think it's just that
• 9:12:37
  thing where women love to bring down women. Women
• 9:12:41
  claim that men bring down women. You look at
• 9:12:45
  the WNBA and you look at these two cackling morons.
• 9:12:48
  Women bring down women and not in a fun way.
• 9:12:52
  So then I'm like, what do you have up your sleeve
• 9:12:55
  that you're trying to trick me with? At the time,
• 9:12:58
  Earl commented on Cooper's video writing, okay,
• 9:13:01
  on it. I love how they keep saying that Alex
• 9:13:03
  Earl is going to respond, but she might be too
• 9:13:05
  stupid to know what she did. But she didn't end
• 9:13:08
  up speaking on the issue until now. I stayed
• 9:13:10
  quiet for so long because I am scared of Alex
• 9:13:14
  Cooper. Earl. Why? Don't be scared of her. That
• 9:13:18
  is such a beta thing to admit. Mm -hmm. Maybe
• 9:13:22
  you're scared of her because she has more talent
• 9:13:24
  than you. She claims really went down, saying
• 9:13:26
  it all stemmed from Earl going on Call Her Daddy
• 9:13:28
  back in September 2023, just one month after
• 9:13:32
  Earl signed with Cooper's The Unwell Network.
• 9:13:34
  Here's the problem. As annoying as Alex Earl
• 9:13:36
  is, she's a superstar. And as annoying as Alex
• 9:13:40
  Cooper is, she's a superstar. And you can't have
• 9:13:43
  two superstars getting along. Especially when
• 9:13:47
  the network is called Unwell. and eventually
• 9:13:50
  launched her Hot Mess podcast with them. Are
• 9:13:53
  you nervous? I'm a little nervous, but honestly,
• 9:13:56
  filming this has made me feel a little bit better.
• 9:13:59
  God, women are so fake at times. And then two
• 9:14:02
  months later, they don't get along. I feel like
• 9:14:03
  I'm getting... It's them doing a podcast on the
• 9:14:05
  beach. How frickin' innovative! Mm -hmm. Oh yeah,
• 9:14:11
  real riveting! To learn from the best, we're
• 9:14:14
  filming... Bunch of ass kissing. Her podcast
• 9:14:16
  and she's having us drink before and then asking
• 9:14:19
  me really sexual questions. Oh, wow. You're on
• 9:14:22
  a sexual podcast. That would have been like if
• 9:14:26
  I would have gone on Rover or Kelta show and
• 9:14:28
  been mad that they want to talk about me hooking
• 9:14:29
  up with a girl. That's what you're signing up
• 9:14:31
  for. You're not a victim. No wonder no one cares
• 9:14:35
  about your podcast. You're boring. At least Alex
• 9:14:37
  Cooper is honest. I wasn't comfortable with,
• 9:14:40
  but then I'm also answering because I'm drunk.
• 9:14:42
  Ah, poor you. Do you want to be a victim your
• 9:14:46
  whole life, Alex Earl? It's your total body count.
• 9:14:50
  Oh, yeah. See, this is interesting radio, interesting
• 9:14:53
  podcasting. This is why Alex Cooper is the big,
• 9:14:56
  I almost said big dog, but whatever. Dogs can
• 9:14:59
  be gross. She's a big dog, and you're nothing.
• 9:15:02
  Your stepmother's a prostitute. She's someone
• 9:15:06
  I looked up to. She's someone I idolized. Poor
• 9:15:08
  Alex. Everybody's heard the rumors that you're
• 9:15:15
  a mean girl. So you're not innocent. So that's
• 9:15:19
  what it was. Oh, I had to talk about sex. Have
• 9:15:22
  you heard Call Her Daddy, Alex Earl? She wasn't
• 9:15:25
  exactly talking about the best makeup products.
• 9:15:28
  Mm -hmm. Oh, that's so innocent. Shut up. You're
• 9:15:32
  annoying. Here's Jon Stewart talking about 9
• 9:15:37
  -11 air quality. Only on this show can you go
• 9:15:40
  from Alex Earl to air quality. We put it up there.
• 9:15:42
  I'm going to walk in. The user agreements. Okay.
• 9:15:51
  First of all, thank you to the mayor and to his
• 9:15:53
  office for getting this done. Oh, whatever. He's
• 9:15:59
  not really funny anymore. In Consumer Watch,
• 9:16:03
  the TSA is launching a new program that allows
• 9:16:06
  some people without a plane ticket to go through
• 9:16:08
  airport security. It's weird, like, there are
• 9:16:10
  some people that, like, if you go to, like, the
• 9:16:13
  Tampa airport, everyone's friendly. But if you
• 9:16:17
  go to, like, I don't know, O 'Hare, they're just
• 9:16:19
  so douchey. They weren't exactly friendly in
• 9:16:23
  Minneapolis, neither. It's called Gateside by
• 9:16:26
  TSA Pre -Check. So they're doing that. I got
• 9:16:30
  to fly in Christmas to go home to Chicago. Speaking
• 9:16:34
  of this creep. We do want to switch gears now.
• 9:16:37
  Jerry Sandusky, accused child abuser, was in.
• 9:16:42
  I remember that story. God, that's so gross.
• 9:16:45
  And then Joe Paterno died like eight weeks later.
• 9:16:48
  He's like, bye. See you later, hell again. Burn
• 9:16:51
  in hell, bitch. Even though hell's not real.
• 9:16:53
  Court today, but redacted, took back with Drew
• 9:16:59
  his request for a new trial. Yeah, he's like,
• 9:17:01
  this is a waste of time. I'm just going to die
• 9:17:03
  in here. Alexa, how many years did Jerry Sandusky
• 9:17:07
  get in prison? Jerry Sandusky was sentenced to
• 9:17:12
  a minimum of 30 years and a maximum of 60 years
• 9:17:15
  in prison. Alexa, how old is Jerry Sandusky?
• 9:17:21
  Jerry Sandusky is 82 years old. He ain't getting
• 9:17:24
  out. He might get out at 100 if he lives with
• 9:17:26
  him. I felt bad for that Baltimore Ravens announcer,
• 9:17:29
  G -E -R -R -Y, Jerry Sandusky. I'm sorry, bud.
• 9:17:35
  All right. It's time for Jimmy Kimmel News. You
• 9:17:51
  on TV with the fake grin Same old suit, same
• 9:17:55
  old spin Talk slick like you run the room But
• 9:17:58
  the joke lands hard when you walk in You want
• 9:18:01
  laughs, I want truth You sell punchlines, I sell
• 9:18:04
  proof It talk, lil' heat All that nards still
• 9:18:09
  weak You clap for yourself, that's sad Try to
• 9:18:14
  look cool, still bad I hear your name, I just
• 9:18:17
  smirk Whole vibe flimsy, whole act work Step
• 9:18:21
  up, step up, say it with your chest Act tough,
• 9:18:27
  act tough, but you never pass the test Jimmy
• 9:18:31
  Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel,
• 9:18:44
  douchebag. Try to flex, but you lag. Jimmy Kimmel,
• 9:18:49
  douchebag. All right, now. 8, 5, 6, 49, happy.
• 9:18:53
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Sounds like Jimmy Kimmel
• 9:18:59
  isn't going anywhere. Yes, in a report last night
• 9:19:02
  from TMZ, and they kind of redacted it a little
• 9:19:04
  bit, was that Jimmy Kimmel was going to be leaving
• 9:19:07
  ABC after 24 years. Here's the thing. I think
• 9:19:12
  it's kind of similar to when everybody said last
• 9:19:15
  summer that Howard Stern was going to get canceled
• 9:19:17
  and then didn't. And it happens every summer
• 9:19:19
  when there's nothing going on. All these people
• 9:19:21
  that can't defend themselves are told these things,
• 9:19:24
  even though I believe Jimmy Kimmel is currently
• 9:19:25
  on TV with new episodes. Here's what I'm saying.
• 9:19:28
  I do think that Jimmy Kimmel will be canceled,
• 9:19:31
  but they probably want to do it on their terms
• 9:19:34
  because they're paying them way too much money
• 9:19:37
  for average results. I mean, his ratings are
• 9:19:40
  back to where they were before the FCC screwed
• 9:19:43
  with him. And what's sad about it is I grew up
• 9:19:46
  worshiping Jimmy Kimmel, not even in the Man
• 9:19:48
  Show era. I thought that was cringe. Early between
• 9:19:51
  like 2003 to like 2016, Jimmy Kimmel Live was
• 9:19:56
  the best talk show ever. It was like a Jan X
• 9:19:59
  Letterman in the 80s before Letterman became
• 9:20:01
  insufferable. The problem was once Trump got
• 9:20:04
  elected, that was all he talked about. It's like,
• 9:20:07
  shut up. abc the network that broadcasts jimmy's
• 9:20:10
  late night talk show respond man late night tv
• 9:20:13
  is just so dead like there's this time it's weird
• 9:20:16
  i'll be laying around the house at like 11 o
• 9:20:19
  'clock at night trying to get sleepy and i'll
• 9:20:21
  be like what's there to watch and i'll go on
• 9:20:23
  youtube tv and i'll see they're on and i'm like
• 9:20:25
  man In 2011, I would have watched it, but not
• 9:20:28
  now. Responding to reports that surfaced September
• 9:20:32
  8th, which claimed that Jimmy Kimmel Live would
• 9:20:35
  be coming to an end in May of 2027, after 24
• 9:20:38
  years on the air. An ABC Entertainment spokesperson
• 9:20:41
  telling E! News the same day, this information
• 9:20:44
  is inaccurate. Any reports about the future of
• 9:20:48
  the show at this point are purely speculative.
• 9:20:50
  That's the thing. If it was not true, they would
• 9:20:53
  have said not true. But when you say speculative,
• 9:20:56
  that means it's probably going to happen. We're
• 9:20:59
  just not doing it right now because we want to
• 9:21:00
  be the one to break the news, to let Jimmy cry
• 9:21:02
  on TV like a little bitch. That's what that is.
• 9:21:07
  E -news has also reached out. Oh, E -news reached
• 9:21:10
  out for comment. And of course, didn't hear back.
• 9:21:13
  To a representative for Jimmy Kimmel, but has
• 9:21:15
  yet to hear back. I never understand why the
• 9:21:17
  news includes that. It makes it look like you
• 9:21:20
  can't do your job. That's kind of what it makes
• 9:21:25
  you look like. It doesn't make you look good
• 9:21:27
  in the club. Not at all. It's kind of a bad look.
• 9:21:30
  The Emmy winner's most recent contract, which
• 9:21:32
  was signed in 2022, extended his run until at
• 9:21:35
  least 2027. Yeah, till 2027. They might give
• 9:21:40
  him one more year. So maybe at the end of the
• 9:21:43
  year, they'll be like, oh, we're going to do
• 9:21:44
  the goodbye tour. He is going off air at some
• 9:21:47
  point. But he has made it previously known that
• 9:21:49
  he has considered retiring before. So then he's
• 9:21:54
  going to say, I need to think about it. And then
• 9:21:57
  November be like, oh, my kid's growing up. That's
• 9:22:00
  what's going to go on. During the 2023 - Because
• 9:22:02
  a narcissist like him is going to want a goodbye
• 9:22:03
  tour. Riders Guild Strike. Telling the Strike
• 9:22:06
  Force 5 podcast that same year. I do a podcast.
• 9:22:10
  As you know, I was very intent on retiring right
• 9:22:13
  around the time where the strike started. And
• 9:22:15
  now I realize, oh yeah, it's kind of nice to
• 9:22:17
  work. I have to be around my annoying wife all
• 9:22:21
  day being molly who made me not funny. And during
• 9:22:26
  an August appearance on the armchair expert podcast,
• 9:22:31
  Jimmy's wife and co -head writer for his talk
• 9:22:35
  show, Molly McNierney, spoke about the possibility
• 9:22:38
  of Jimmy stepping back. I feel like Jimmy has
• 9:22:46
  like a fly rod in one hand and like a torch in
• 9:22:49
  the other, right? You're the torch in our relationship,
• 9:22:53
  honey. All right. Let's talk about Lindsey Clancy,
• 9:22:59
  the annoying broad. And this one is actually
• 9:23:02
  involving Lindsey Clancy. Lindsey Clancy's attorney,
• 9:23:04
  Kevin Reddington, has made a rather interesting
• 9:23:06
  request for his client, asking President Trump
• 9:23:09
  for a pardon. Now, he made the statement a little
• 9:23:11
  bit earlier today on ABC's Good Morning America
• 9:23:13
  interview on the trial. That's kind of a smart
• 9:23:16
  move. And then Trump's like, maybe I could bang
• 9:23:18
  her. Resulted in a... We have to keep in mind
• 9:23:21
  here. This case resulted in a mistrial last week.
• 9:23:24
  Because of this stupid jury! Yes, why? Problem
• 9:23:29
  is, is that Lindsey Clancy, she's being charged
• 9:23:32
  with a state crime and a presidential pardon
• 9:23:34
  only covers federal crimes. What a dumb liar!
• 9:23:41
  But then again, Trump does break the rules. The
• 9:23:44
  request for this pardon is not necessarily going...
• 9:23:47
  Get to the point! Kind of a moot point, at least.
• 9:23:52
  I would agree. I love all these women defending
• 9:23:54
  her. She would murder your kid too. She's a sociopathic
• 9:23:58
  pig. Here's Harvey Levin. Nancy could still become
• 9:24:03
  a free woman and sooner. Man, seeing all these
• 9:24:07
  women crying on social media over her. When a
• 9:24:10
  man does it like Chris Benoit, whatever. Even
• 9:24:14
  though he took his life. This is so funny seeing
• 9:24:17
  women defend women. You're bringing yourself
• 9:24:19
  down. Rather than later. And here's why. Why?
• 9:24:25
  Jurors in the case, some of them have now spoken
• 9:24:28
  that this holdout juror was just a contrarian
• 9:24:33
  douchebag. She obviously did it. Saying that
• 9:24:37
  he believed there was reasonable doubt in the
• 9:24:40
  prosecution's case. but still felt that he wanted
• 9:24:45
  to rule for prosecutors. I don't like being around
• 9:24:49
  contrarians. They're just tiring. I bet that
• 9:24:52
  guy thinks we didn't go to the freaking moon.
• 9:24:54
  Just an insufferable dumbass. Find her guilty
• 9:24:57
  of murder, even though we found reasonable doubt.
• 9:25:02
  Man, the judicial system in this country sucks.
• 9:25:07
  By finding reasonable doubt, the defense should
• 9:25:10
  have won. And it should have been a unanimous
• 9:25:13
  verdict. If these jurors are telling the truth
• 9:25:15
  about this, hold out. Now, there is a principle
• 9:25:18
  in the law. This is going to sound a little fancy
• 9:25:20
  schmancy, but it's called manifest necessity.
• 9:25:24
  And what that means is this, that a judge, when
• 9:25:29
  looking at a jury that is divided, the judge
• 9:25:33
  has to do everything possible to make sure that
• 9:25:36
  the jury. can reach some sort of unanimity. Yeah,
• 9:25:40
  you know that guy behind the scenes, they all
• 9:25:43
  wanted to punch him. That there has to be almost
• 9:25:49
  a manifest necessity that it's impossible to
• 9:25:52
  do. Yeah, this is just impossible. When a man
• 9:25:57
  does it. That is called a double standard. You
• 9:26:01
  want equal rights, women? There you go. And Lindsay
• 9:26:05
  Clancy's ex -husband is getting death threats
• 9:26:07
  from women. Oh yeah. But if a man does it, he's
• 9:26:10
  a stalker. Toxic femininity. All right. I wanted
• 9:26:18
  to wait to play this clip. I was disgusted last
• 9:26:21
  night when I played it. And nobody in the media
• 9:26:25
  is playing it. And it's not AI. I did my research.
• 9:26:28
  I made sure it's not AI. It's purely disgusting.
• 9:26:32
  But we have to talk about it. So first of all,
• 9:26:35
  the website, Lifeline, that Jim Thornton was
• 9:26:46
  on, made a whole statement to defend themselves.
• 9:26:49
  You know they got to be mad that he was literally
• 9:26:51
  talking about boy fets, like a boy buffet and
• 9:26:54
  how the kids were looking hot. Like an absolute
• 9:26:56
  creep. Take him out to the shed. Well, They released
• 9:27:03
  a statement defending themselves. I'm not going
• 9:27:05
  to even give it the time of day. I don't even
• 9:27:06
  want to say the name of the website. But here's
• 9:27:08
  what's disturbing. So he had a username. His
• 9:27:14
  username was NicholasB77. And NicholasB77, on
• 9:27:21
  a pedophile recovery site, made a podcast. Oh
• 9:27:29
  man, can you smell that salt air? Can you hear
• 9:27:32
  that ocean? How about that reggae music? Yeah,
• 9:27:36
  it's me, Little Nicky, at my beachfront condo,
• 9:27:39
  and it can only be - I love how he didn't even
• 9:27:41
  change his voice. One place, Jamaica! So there's
• 9:27:45
  that, and then it gets weirder. Every single
• 9:27:47
  boy lover has an interesting story to tell. Boy
• 9:27:51
  lover, there's crepe! Should be arrested. I hope
• 9:27:56
  if there are victims that they come forward.
• 9:27:58
  Just by virtue of the fact that we have this
• 9:28:01
  thing inside of us that is like, oh, surprise,
• 9:28:04
  you just won the lottery. I know you're only
• 9:28:06
  like seven years old, but guess what? You can
• 9:28:08
  kind of probably tell. Shotgun time. Take them
• 9:28:14
  out. Bye -bye, you little creep. Your wife's
• 9:28:19
  a shame to you too, you little loser. from other
• 9:28:24
  little boys, right? Or other little girls. But
• 9:28:26
  that's what I'm all about, man. I want us to
• 9:28:28
  feel good about ourselves. We did not ask for
• 9:28:30
  this. I never want to encourage people to do
• 9:28:33
  anything illegal at all. But you are! You're
• 9:28:36
  just talking, you're just saving your tracks,
• 9:28:38
  you scumbag! You're walking it back like a bitch!
• 9:28:41
  All, I want to find good ways that we can help
• 9:28:45
  each other to stay clean and just go out in the
• 9:28:47
  world and make yourself all that you can be.
• 9:28:53
  And it gets worse. She goes, you can't tell who
• 9:28:56
  you love. That's great. I love that announcer
• 9:29:00
  voice. Just a pure scumbag. Refreshing. Yeah.
• 9:29:05
  From a woman therapist like that. You know, that's
• 9:29:09
  great. There should be more people like that.
• 9:29:11
  Oh yeah, there should be more pedophile protectors.
• 9:29:14
  Shut up! That said, I don't think that anybody
• 9:29:18
  has not... A pedophile can really understand
• 9:29:21
  what it... Can you believe this? And he didn't
• 9:29:25
  even change his voice. If you're a Bill Fortune
• 9:29:27
  fan, you wouldn't know him. It's like to be us.
• 9:29:31
  We didn't ask for this. We didn't put it on our
• 9:29:33
  plates. We did ask for this. I'm just saying,
• 9:29:39
  dude. And we are giving it whether we want it
• 9:29:44
  or not. Gross. This is real life. And then you
• 9:29:50
  look at him. He just looks like a creep. Douchebag.
• 9:29:54
  I mean, I guess I'm kind of asking a rhetorical
• 9:29:57
  question, but how do you do that? How do you
• 9:29:59
  keep yourself from looking at any of it? He's
• 9:30:02
  talking about underage porn. Well, for one part,
• 9:30:04
  I go on Lifeline and there we can talk, you know,
• 9:30:11
  shoot a shit. So I guess this website was like
• 9:30:16
  where they all would talk. Lifeline .chat. And
• 9:30:21
  go in there. And then they were trying to say
• 9:30:24
  it was the suicide lifeline. You know, that site's
• 9:30:28
  pissed off. Anybody listening right now, go.
• 9:30:30
  Go to lifeline .chat. It's a great place. You're
• 9:30:33
  right. We shoot the shit a lot. Oh, yeah. It's
• 9:30:35
  great. Again, let me get the other bullet. I'm
• 9:30:44
  being honest. This is ridiculous. Just kick things
• 9:30:47
  around. But we're there also ostensibly to help
• 9:30:52
  other boy lovers and girl lovers and maybe friends
• 9:30:54
  of them. We don't get too many of those, but
• 9:30:56
  people curious about it. The hell? This is real
• 9:30:59
  life. Welcome. And this asswipe thinks he's not
• 9:31:04
  even talking about it with sorrow. He's embracing
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  right there on the computer screen and it's real
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  basic, real simple. There are no fancy pictures
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  unless we send a link or something like that,
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  but it's all legal and safe. Oh, and then that
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  same day, he said in the chat room after releasing
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  the podcast that he's only wearing a diaper.
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  serious. He's a pedophile. What's he going to
• 9:31:33
  add to the world? Very closely watched and moderated.
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  And people who are in need of some help. Because
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  you don't get it. There's no therapy. Yeah. And
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  then there's this. Hey, what's your AOA? I'm
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  8 to 14. So I guess AOA is age of attraction.
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  So like on dating apps, I have it 24 to 80. Mm
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  -hmm. Boys exclusively? Yeah. Okay. I have a
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  way to fix this. Bye, bitch. Do not like that
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  guy. I played that not even to mock it. Even
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  though we did. But I want to be sincere about
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  not. Bring that creep down. All right. I'm getting
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  all creeped down. Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking
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  Hour, got that shock and awe Megan Thee Stallion
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  is shedding light into her breakup from Klay
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  more money of course she knows Gotta watch out
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  when you're pregnant. And Malik Beasley wants
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  to travel even though he's facing gambling charges.
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  And here's Clay Thompson talking about Derrick
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  Rose being on Team USA in 2012. What was one
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  of your most notable memories from Team USA?
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  Ooh. It's actually being here in España. Yeah.
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  It felt like... The World Cup, that's why even
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  being around Spanish people and how happy they
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  are from their victory of the FIFA World Cup
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  reminds me of the time I was able to play for
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  Team USA. That was a special time. I was watching
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  those highlights when I was in the barber chair
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  the other day just because being on that team
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  with those guys, it was like before we all became
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  who we were as players in the league, whether
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  was killing it AD Rudy Rudy was our vet even
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  like Derek was our most he was the most famous
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  player on our team because he was coming off
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  his MVP season I remember being out one night
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  in Barcelona like like i saw derek in the streets
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  and fester I got board member status, we'll connect,
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  sure you understand that We gangbangers, we don't
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  care about no damn on that note, let's get this
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  shit straight, I ain't the one to lipbox, reach
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  it back and forth on a mixtape, even though you
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  say that's hip -hop, but nigga I don't play,
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  a motherfucker discount, he gon' get popped,
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  nah, I ain't waving a threat, I'm just letting
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  you know, when the dope on this gangsters and
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  we'll come shoot your town up, bounce on the
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  I'm tellin' you, don't let this fuckin' rap shit
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  I need the publicity Shot time, shot time, shot
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• 9:50:32
  beginning their season on Sunday in Cincinnati,
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  the team wasn't done taking care of business.
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  on the horizon throughout more of St. Pete as
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  Happy Hot Topic! Let's do this. Chicago police
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  say a person was pushed off of a moving... CTA
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  to go on the train, but now I kind of get it.
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  I can't lose my mind to train tracks. It happened
• 9:52:33
  on the red line, WJN's Courtney's. Oh yeah, we
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  all know the red line's worse than the blue line.
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  Vanelli is live at police headquarters with new
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  details. Courtney. and in lourdes detectives
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  initially believed a man jumped off a moving
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  having to defend the city in florida and i probably
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  shouldn't be And there's been a second alleged
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  incident of racial harassment. It's now being
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  investigated involving two South Suburban high
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  schools. The first at Friday night football game.
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  The second at a cross -country meet. WGN's Dana
• 9:53:25
  Rebich is reporting tonight. Man, it just seems
• 9:53:28
  like ever since Trump became president, racism's
• 9:53:34
  back. Or maybe never left. I'm from Flossmoor,
• 9:53:40
  Dana. What's up baby? well counselors were on
• 9:53:44
  hand at homewood flossmore high school today
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  to talk with students about these back -to -back
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  incidents at sporting events it was always kind
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  of weird whenever like you would never hear from
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  the high school counselors they would just sit
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  around but then if somebody died or something
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  traumatic happened then you would hear from them
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  it's with lincoln way east and the most recent
• 9:54:04
  over the weekend has now sparked an ihsa investigation
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  A lot of the Lincoln Way students were kind of
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  the incident happened, I saw and heard a lot
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  of students running towards the top of the stands.
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  Homewood Flossmoor High School junior Brandon
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  Waiters was calling play -by -play in the booth
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  for the homecoming football game. I want to feel
• 9:54:25
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  2010? Against Lincoln Way East Friday night.
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  like at a high school game, this is where students
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  should be able to come together and enjoy football
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  and peace and not have to worry about people
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  being racist or saying things that negatively
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• 9:54:54
  to move around like monkeys. Losers! They also...
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• 9:55:00
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• 9:55:09
  vinyl records making a resurgence in the music
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  team takeover video on social media captured
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  is the problem with Lindsay Clancy. She's influencing
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  the horrid crime you did. What's going on with
• 9:56:25
  this freaking loser? A judge ordered a Frankfurt
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  mother to remain behind bars. Yeah, she's a crazy
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  broad. After she's accused of killing her two
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  -year -old son last week, she made her first
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  court appearance in person. I called my mom today.
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  She didn't want to be on the show, but I asked
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  her, did she ever want to kill me during postpartum
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  depression? And she said no. So that excuse of
• 9:56:48
  defending a woman because of postpartum depression,
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  shut up. We do want to warn you, the details
• 9:56:56
  in this case are very disturbing. Yeah, don't
• 9:56:58
  you know, we're in 2026. Oh, but there's going
• 9:57:01
  to be feminists that are going to be like, oh,
• 9:57:03
  she's innocent. You know, you want equal rights.
• 9:57:08
  Corey Walsh's attorney, Andrea Lyon and Robert
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  Kerr. He just looks like a scumbag attorney.
• 9:57:12
  Walk into the Will County Courthouse, hoping
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  to convince the judge to let Walsh go with electronic
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  monitoring. Oh, yeah. Why? She's a loser. She
• 9:57:22
  killed her kid. That's the scummiest thing you
• 9:57:24
  can do. While Shired Lion, who is well known
• 9:57:27
  for defending Casey Anthony. Oh yeah, so he'll
• 9:57:30
  probably get this brought on. The Florida woman
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  who was. What is it about hot ass milks and moms?
• 9:57:36
  Because Lindsey Clancy is freaking hot. This
• 9:57:39
  other woman from Frankfurt's hot. And Casey Anthony's
• 9:57:42
  hot. Do you ever notice when it's a woman that's
• 9:57:46
  hot? We feel bad for them. acquitted of killing
• 9:57:49
  her two -year -old daughter in 2011 this is a
• 9:57:52
  tragedy there are no winners of course not waltz
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  was charged with first -degree murder i would
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  have swiped right on her damn although she'd
• 9:57:59
  probably be that loser of a mom that includes
• 9:58:01
  her kids in the pictures her two -year -old son
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  named barrett who she called bear he was found
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  in their basement by a neighbor and was pronounced
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  dead oh but she should be released because she's
• 9:58:11
  a woman dear the problem Prosecutors explained
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  how Walsh's eight -month -old was also in the
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  house, but was not harmed. Oh, yeah, that kid's
• 9:58:20
  going to have great memories of his mom. Screw
• 9:58:23
  you! Children came home from school, saw the
• 9:58:26
  scene, and also called for help. In court, prosecutors
• 9:58:29
  revealed... Oh, but she's a woman! ...Walsh planned
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  to poison her husband when he got home. Man,
• 9:58:34
  he is... Can you imagine if the husband tried
• 9:58:37
  to kill the wife? Everybody would have pitchforks!
• 9:58:40
  Court documents show Walsh was actively texting
• 9:58:43
  in a group chat about the Lindsay Clancy case.
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  Yeah, it's crazy. Bro, listen to Murder Documentaries
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  and Murder Podcasts. If a woman's into that,
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  run, boys! Hours before the death, prosecutors
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  said in court they didn't think it was a copycat
• 9:58:59
  case. Of course it was! Why do we keep protecting
• 9:59:02
  pretty girls from murdering people? Do you hear
• 9:59:05
  yourself? someone's dead truly think about what
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  they're being accused of and how horrific it
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  is her defense team argued that walsh was in
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  a state of psychosis when i'm not even listening
• 9:59:16
  to this a state of psychosis does not mean you
• 9:59:21
  can get away with a crime okay shut up No sugar
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  coat, no bow, no disguise Three lines of skyscraper
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  Fresno's gospel, no need for no paper Big man
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  talk, he a walking headline Every word a spark,
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  got the city in line Critics wanna squawk, but
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  they can't outshine Happy hour forever, Fresno's
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  Truth he sling, Fresno's main rapture right now.
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  Happy Hot Topic! We were within our rights. We
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  did everything lawfully, and this is why we won
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  at the end. City of Parlier Mayor Elma Beltran
• 10:01:10
  says the years -long legal process over their
• 10:01:12
  decision to part ways with now former police
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  chief Jose Garza is finally over. It started
• 10:01:18
  in the spring of 2021. The city did not renew
• 10:01:21
  Garza's contract, saying in a meeting at the
• 10:01:24
  time that the department was over budget. However,
• 10:01:27
  Garza sued, saying he was being retaliated against,
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  claiming he was fired for investigating an employee
• 10:01:33
  for embezzlement. In 2024, a jury sided with
• 10:01:36
  Garza, awarding him $1 million. Beltran says
• 10:01:40
  that would financially wreck the city, and they
• 10:01:42
  appealed. And I was not going to take $1 million
• 10:01:45
  out of our general fund to go ahead and, you
• 10:01:47
  know, hand over it to someone that we know that
• 10:01:50
  we did not terminate. All the accusations that
• 10:01:52
  were being made were all accusations. There was
• 10:01:55
  no facts to it. All right, then you're going
• 10:01:57
  to climb. And then there's this right here. A
• 10:02:02
  man is arrested after Madeira police say he crashed
• 10:02:05
  into the side of a Jack in the Box restaurant.
• 10:02:08
  It happened near Gateway Drive on Sunday morning.
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  Young loser. Got a daddy. Hey, turn the mic up!
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  Happy Hour is live from the Queen City! Well,
• 10:02:22
  not quite, but we're doing Charlotte now. No,
• 10:02:24
  no, no, no filter on the mouth. Yeah, yeah. Good
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  morning, Charlotte, grab your coffee and brace
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  Ryan Hoppe got a headline with a grin on his
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  face From Noda to South Inverfield Creek The
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  plaza, he'll read every rumor like a courtroom
• 10:02:46
  prosecutor Traffic on 485, he's got a full report
• 10:02:50
  Somebody parked sideways at the grocery store
• 10:02:52
  Rain came down hard, now the potholes got names
• 10:02:55
  Hoppe points at the pavement and the signs to
• 10:02:57
  blame Charlotte, North Carolina news Hoppe's
• 10:03:01
  got opinions and he's bringing the fumes right
• 10:03:08
  now i really am a loud mouth aren't i an uptown
• 10:03:17
  bar nightclub is facing a lawsuit after a man
• 10:03:20
  says the bouncers assaulted him so oh yeah i
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  bet the bouncers were doing the right thing bad
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  he needed facial reconstruction surgery that
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  sucks maybe don't be a bitch in the club A new
• 10:03:34
  season for the Carolina Panthers means new eats
• 10:03:37
  for fans at Bank of America Stadium. All right,
• 10:03:40
  let me walk you through it. So from game day
• 10:03:42
  to your favorite Carolina classic. So we got
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  a first taste of what's on the menu for the Panthers
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  games. So good. Items include tacos and quesadillas
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  and also smash burger egg rolls. No matter what
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  you choose to eat, though, officials say there's
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  plenty of cooks. Oh, yeah. You'll be fired on
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  the way home. Kitchen. There's them. Let's do
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  Orlando News. Let's do Orlando News. Boy's whole
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  room feel that Talk too slick, he throw it right
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  back He gon' light it up, I'll spin that story
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  when the city get messy He won't let it slide
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  Say it loud, say it clear Right, go, go, go,
• 10:05:07
  go. Theme song hits and the phones go wild. He
• 10:05:11
  got that grin and he cut like a file. Orange
• 10:05:13
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  mess, then he shake the place. Local politics,
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  hot hoes in the lane. Schoolboy drummer, he put
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  that floor. Loudmouth King with the sharp tongue
• 10:05:28
  jaw. He gon' light it up. Then he call the bluff,
• 10:05:33
  no filter, no polite reply When the city get
• 10:05:37
  messy, he won't let it slide Orlando News Say
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  it loud, say it clear Orlando News Ryan Hoppy
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  on the air Orlando News He don't buy the truth
• 10:05:52
  Orlando News He speak right through Oh yeah,
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  yeah Oh, good evening and welcome to News 6.
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  All right, they're going to talk about HOAs trying
• 10:06:09
  to track your car. All right, there you go. Sorry
• 10:06:12
  about that. I just don't want to hear those two
• 10:06:14
  cackling morons. What's going on here with this
• 10:06:16
  loser? From business owner to accused peeping
• 10:06:20
  Tom, this man, Donald Hemphill, is... I never
• 10:06:23
  get how much of a loser you are. If you're a
• 10:06:26
  peeping Tom, you have no game. And this dude
• 10:06:33
  makes all white people look bad. Now behind bars.
• 10:06:37
  Japanese say he put a hidden camera inside a
• 10:06:39
  bathroom capturing photos of unsuspecting women.
• 10:06:42
  It's so creepy, dude. I hope you never live this
• 10:06:45
  down. You are a failure as a man. And a child
• 10:06:49
  unclothed. West 2's Adrian Adorius spoke to the
• 10:06:51
  sheriff who says that man admitted to the whole
• 10:06:54
  thing. Yeah, I did it. You got me. Volusia County
• 10:07:01
  Sheriff Mike Chitwood says that Hemphill admitted
• 10:07:03
  to the entire thing, saying that he bought all
• 10:07:05
  of the necessary equipment to make these images
• 10:07:08
  compatible with his device, and he reportedly
• 10:07:14
  told deputies that he had installed these cameras
• 10:07:17
  four to five months prior. Gross. What a just
• 10:07:20
  freaking loser. Check his hard drive, by the
• 10:07:22
  way. The Dog Days Inn in New Smyrna Beach closed
• 10:07:24
  and gated up Tuesday after deputies arrested
• 10:07:27
  its owner, charging him with more than a dozen
• 10:07:29
  felonies. And that's not the good gated. There's
• 10:07:32
  gated communities and then there's getting gated
• 10:07:34
  for being a creep. We have 21 counts of either
• 10:07:36
  digital or video voyeurism. God, he just looks
• 10:07:40
  like a typical Gen X morning radio listener that's
• 10:07:42
  a creep. Worcester County Sheriff Mike Chitwood
• 10:07:45
  says that 59 -year -old Donald Hemphill is accused
• 10:07:47
  of putting this camera inside of an outlet in
• 10:07:50
  the employee bathroom at the facility, secretly
• 10:07:52
  recording videos and photos of people unclothed.
• 10:07:55
  Burn in hell! What a scumbag you gotta be to
• 10:08:00
  do something like this. Hell yeah! The number
• 10:08:03
  of victims is unknown, but Debbie... That's probably
• 10:08:05
  a hundred. These do know that one of the victims
• 10:08:08
  was an 11 -year -old. Chitwood... That's delightful,
• 10:08:12
  not at all. says the mother of that child also
• 10:08:15
  an employee found the photos on the company ipad
• 10:08:18
  oh yeah can you imagine finding that i think
• 10:08:20
  about cops having to go through cp that's gross
• 10:08:23
  that's not my job call deputies right away but
• 10:08:27
  just imagine the shock of a mom you know in work
• 10:08:30
  where she works using the ipad for company business
• 10:08:35
  and what pops up but a half naked picture of
• 10:08:38
  your 11 year old ah gross there's a solution
• 10:08:42
  for that man he should first be charged as a
• 10:08:45
  pedophile for having that but second of all go
• 10:08:48
  back to the shed bye happy hot topic what you
• 10:09:01
  investigate has learned a mount dora police officer
• 10:09:04
  tested positive for cocaine these are the same
• 10:09:09
  officers that try to tell you what to do and
• 10:09:13
  try to lay down the law. And a lot of times they're
• 10:09:16
  dirty. Department moved to fire him, but he quit
• 10:09:20
  before that could happen. He should be arrested
• 10:09:23
  for having coke. Go check his house. Westview
• 10:09:28
  investigative reporter. Check his little table
• 10:09:30
  in the living room. Justin Shecker reviewed the
• 10:09:32
  findings of an internal investigation. It's live
• 10:09:35
  outside the Mount Dora Police Department. Justin,
• 10:09:37
  what's the chief saying about this case now?
• 10:09:40
  Well, Jesse, Mount Dora police launched this
• 10:09:43
  internal investigation after getting a tip that
• 10:09:45
  one of its officers was using cocaine at a sports
• 10:09:48
  bar. Oh, yeah! But can you imagine if an everyday
• 10:09:53
  average Joe did this? Acting chief declined an
• 10:09:56
  on -camera interview today, but he says, Of course,
• 10:09:59
  you're a coward! You're a loser, a failure! This
• 10:10:03
  department takes drug use allegations very seriously.
• 10:10:07
  Arrest him, then! Stop protecting him! Records
• 10:10:11
  obtained by WESH to investigate show Mount Dora
• 10:10:13
  police officer Jeremiah Murphy left the force
• 10:10:18
  in July after testing positive for cocaine. Hell
• 10:10:21
  yeah! Here's his quote to Hoppy Hour when I called
• 10:10:23
  him. He submitted a resignation letter before
• 10:10:27
  the... Hi, I was full of cocaine! Conclusion
• 10:10:31
  of an internal investigation that sustained multiple
• 10:10:33
  policy violations. Multiple? That's like all
• 10:10:36
  the policy violations. Including use of illegal
• 10:10:40
  drugs, moral character, and unbecoming conduct.
• 10:10:44
  You never know with these cops, man. The documents
• 10:10:48
  explain why the department developed reasonable
• 10:10:50
  suspicion to order a drug test on June 1st. Yeah,
• 10:10:54
  they heard that he was in the club, getting all
• 10:10:57
  coked up. an orange county sheriff's office corporal
• 10:11:00
  contacted a mount dora pd captain after getting
• 10:11:03
  a tip from an orange county sheriff's deputy
• 10:11:05
  all right there you go during a sworn interview
• 10:11:10
  the deputy said she learned from a patron at
• 10:11:12
  a seminole county bar in late may oh yeah you
• 10:11:15
  know that douchebag cop that acts like he's better
• 10:11:17
  than everyone he's doing coke Then Officer Murphy
• 10:11:23
  was drunk and came out of the restroom with what
• 10:11:25
  appeared to be a white powdery substance all
• 10:11:27
  over his face. Ha ha ha ha! He was eating donuts!
• 10:11:32
  Oh, you know this cop's a douchebag because they
• 10:11:34
  ratted on him! The deputy also reported the officer
• 10:11:39
  got in an altercation with someone and allegedly
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  got kicked out of the bar. You know he thinks
• 10:11:44
  he's above the line. Loser. The thing is, he'll
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  news to tell you about here at 4, the Louisville
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  Metro Department of Corrections is investigating
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  allegations of special treatment towards former
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  Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin. Do you see this
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• 10:13:26
  this... We get crucified and get five years.
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  But, oh, he was a politician. Kiss my ass. He
• 10:13:36
  tells us they heard allegations that Matt Bevin
• 10:13:38
  is receiving special treatment during his stint
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  at the jail, including a Texas Roadhouse meal.
• 10:13:44
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• 10:13:47
  in jail. Loser! Actually, he's not really a loser.
• 10:13:52
  The former governor was arrested last week after
• 10:13:55
  being held in contempt of court in his adopted
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  son's ongoing child support case. Yeah, you know
• 10:14:00
  he's a deadbeat dad. now we reached out he just
• 10:14:03
  looks like a freaking mutant oh and the news
• 10:14:06
  is going to say that they reached out but didn't
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  hear back lmdc chief collins who said they began
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  looking into this matter early this morning they
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  said they examined security camera footage and
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  no evidence was found to substantiate the claims
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  oh yeah because they probably erased it you know
• 10:14:23
  cops protect their own And I know he's not a
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• 10:14:37
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  there and hang out in the club. From Winston
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  trial of a Gaston County man accused of using
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  underway. Oh yeah, what a loser. Prosecutors
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  say that Joshua Hunsucker killed his wife Stacy
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  to collect life insurance money. Yeah, because
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  you couldn't make money on your own because you're
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  New York on the line, he speaks his mind Hoppy
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  as far as what it means for us. I doubt we'll
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  healthcare money and now an arrest. Loser! This
• 10:18:01
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• 10:18:05
  man accused of stealing more than $800 ,000 from
• 10:18:09
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• 10:18:12
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  You'll never do it like the last day of Earth,
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  Do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday
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  Just got this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci
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  the blouse Chain matching the rank, yeah, I'm
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  I floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'
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  my patience, sick as work in my neck I'm gettin'
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  it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts In
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• 10:23:47
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  blow a birthday Get a wood of gin, take a home
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  club, takin' over streets, takin' over man with
• 10:28:46
  the broke down beats, got em on charge, got em
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  on lock, everywhere we go, guaranteed to blow
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  limit, droppin' beats bout a pound The balls
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  the remit, we got the truth Don't doubt, don't
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  doubt, we be gettin' jokin' Don't doubt, don't
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  doubt, we be gettin' jokin' Hey, Beverly, hey
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  you Hey, Shawty, let me see you gettin' loose
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  Don't doubt, don't doubt, we be gettin' jokin'
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  Don't doubt, don't doubt, we be gettin' jokin'
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  Papa was grown with a mean lean Slim, filthy,
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  commission, pimpin', it's a gator thing Tell
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  I'm just parkin' like Pippin' Slide off in the
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  club, find a man that's in the fifties So fresh,
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  so clean, love smacking at my lip And what it
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  get some great goo And P .I .P., I'm puttin'
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  my hands on you We got the remix, we got the
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  flow We got them getting down on the floor Yeah,
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  yeah, yeah, yeah Don't be puttin' no changes
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  in my drinkin' I want two hot liggas, pimpin'
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  Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all Keep you stayin' Smoke,
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  jang, smoke, y 'all Keep you stayin' All on the
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  earth, I don't even care Nothin' in my cup, shit,
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  it's all good Now I'm hidin' the motherfucker,
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  makin' up words Lookin' like men, I like them
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  light skin Two at a time, now I'm twinning twins,
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  all best friends I can't walk, I, I I can't talk,
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  broken from the day to the dark People all for
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  you, all eyes on me And niggas with me drinking
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  when we kick it, kick it hard Niggas, they smoking,
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  I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him. 40, I
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  see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stay late tonight,
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  right? You know what happens when I stay late.
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  Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's like this every
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  single time. Toronto, I got you. I got us. Yeah.
• 10:34:43
  on the zone with when shit be going right well
• 10:34:45
  i just flip into the wrong shit the team that
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  i belong to the artists i put on with don't ever
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  ask for nothing cause them niggas got their own
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  shit knee and weave you like a mouth full of
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  hot peppers black ferrari with the red seats
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  i call it playing checkers and i'm never doing
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  verses i'm forever giving lectures if you're
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  trying to I'll be happy to connect ya Life is
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  better than it's ever been Scheduling million
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  dollar meetings with the president Someone cut
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  the lights on, where is Thomas Edison? Got a
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  new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
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  an MTV show for me and my people And if you tryna
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  zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food All liars
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  and they women are deceitful Added to they subtract
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  me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy
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  is the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
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  write every single thing you need down Then he
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  got it for me and I'm happy as can be now About
• 10:35:36
  to start balling like I'm coming off a rebound
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  Yeah, and I should have the most bragging rights
• 10:35:41
  Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight Ain't
• 10:35:45
  no rappers say they trying to get their swagger
• 10:35:47
  right Cause I the king with most Fire than a
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  dragon fight You pussy ass hater, you should
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  do you You ain't heard of me, then you should
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  go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a red clue
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  Wayne's here, su -woo Betty felt that like the
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  end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin', I ain't
• 10:36:03
  wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't seein'
• 10:36:06
  no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see
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  him so sad I could sun you See a little me and
• 10:36:12
  your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used to
• 10:36:14
  play up on the grass Seekin' pocket twenty thousand
• 10:36:17
  to be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny,
• 10:36:20
  banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite, stupid
• 10:36:23
  hoe, ask me But don't ask me shit about me And
• 10:36:27
  know the game really ain't shit without me She
• 10:36:30
  might have to pay me, but I dick her down free
• 10:36:32
  Wanna know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
• 10:36:35
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• 10:36:51
  barrel to them bitches' eyeliners And what I
• 10:36:53
  make up would fuck up your skin I pick the butt
• 10:36:56
  up and buck buck, then buck buck again I would
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  butt fuck your friend, then suck up her twin
• 10:37:01
  I put the buck up to him, then buck buck and
• 10:37:03
  buck buck and buck fuck again Suck nut, you duck,
• 10:37:07
  fuck your unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in like
• 10:37:10
  Uberderm on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess
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  up out my casso Dad who never had that Always
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  had a black tooth, even when I was at school
• 10:37:20
  Cause bullies aren't bulletproof, reds call goody
• 10:37:22
  too Probably ain't as good as you, stupid motherfucker
• 10:37:25
  The only thing in the hood is you I do everything
• 10:37:28
  good as you know, I do everything better I get
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  paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone,
• 10:37:34
  like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck,
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  intersect, intercept Bring it back, like work
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• 10:37:47
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• 10:37:50
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• 10:37:54
  and then, just fuck her in If I told you I'ma
• 10:37:57
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• 10:38:00
  to pop out, let's get it Let's get it, motherfucker,
• 10:38:02
  what you waiting on? It is about a minute past
• 10:38:05
  six, and I'm about to get shitty I'm with it,
• 10:38:07
  if money is the it, you want me with it I probably
• 10:38:10
  just spit on the chick you want me with And I
• 10:38:13
  hate a phony bitch Only like I'm only thick and
• 10:38:15
  I own hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm going to
• 10:38:18
  be thick. And I just sold a lot of property to
• 10:38:20
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• 10:38:23
  Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.
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  I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes
• 10:38:27
  to that game, I'm too willing to play harder.
• 10:38:30
  So harder I do. There he go. They chant MVP when
• 10:38:34
  I shoot a free throw. CEO. jazz what they do
• 10:38:38
  the haters on their face and then their ass is
• 10:38:40
  a shoe faster than you badder than you ratter
• 10:38:45
  than you etc i told you i get paid by the letter
• 10:38:48
  like a b c d e f g h i g k l m n o p q r s t
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  o p w x y z c top yes he rocks and me and jizzy
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  hello He could go, wondering when he stop Bitch,
• 10:39:08
  when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin' to the
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  sheet rock Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin
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  The end Young Moolah, baby The clock's a -jookin',
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  playin' cool breaks. Coffee's out, we're almost
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  done. Feels like robbery in banks. Cryin' hoppy
• 10:39:30
  on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams. Syndicated
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  scaro, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the
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  The laughter's growing dim Eardrums mixed in
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  hit the street But soon the sound will vanish
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  like shadows in the heat The happy hour is coming
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  to a close Radio waves fading like a wilting
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  rose Laugh potential rain dissolving in the air
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  But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so
• 10:40:14
  unfair Phone lines buzzing but the laughter's
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  Rollin' dim, eardrums mixin' Hoppy like fingers
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• 10:40:32
  comin' to a close Radio waves fadin' like a wilton
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  rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air But
• 10:40:39
  we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair
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  Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
• 10:40:57
  the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held
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  Like a rollercoaster stopping Round a river's
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• 10:41:18
  Now silence flowered And the thoughts we can't
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• 10:42:12
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• 10:42:16
  Hour is now over. Happy hour is now over. Game
• 10:42:32
  over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
• 10:42:44
  night, and God bless America. Door is closing.