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Hoppe Hump Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.3.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I have called out the Tampa Bay media
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  for barely talking about the Wander Franco case.
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  The Tampa Bay media wants to kiss the ass of
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  the race in Wander Franco. They don't want to
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  lose their press pass. I mean, think about it.
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  If you had a player that played for the Philadelphia,
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  I don't know, not Flyers, Philadelphia Phillies
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  or the Chicago Cubs, that was a pedophile. Oh,
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  it would be national news. But Tampa Bay always
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  does this where they protect the rich and elite.
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  And Wander Franco pretty much got away with being
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  a pedophile. And I could not believe this when
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  I saw it. Adrian Beltre, former L .E. Superstar,
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  They said, um, Wander Franco deserves another
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  chance. Oh, I'm glad we're endorsing people that
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  had sex with 13 -year -olds. Jesus Christ. Obviously,
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  all the players from the DR are like a fraternity,
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  you know? Like, you guys, there's a bunch of
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  crepes. You know what I'm saying? So, Pedro Martinez
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  basically said the other day that, uh, What do
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  you think Let the guy talk. What the fuck are
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  the paparazzi doing? They're at the airport with
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  Andre Bellatrix, one of the best people to ever
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  swing a baseball bat. Mm -hmm. And you've talked
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  for 33 seconds. And it's only a minute and a
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  half. And what do you think the MLB will do in
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  the end? It's a sensitive situation, but I think,
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  I believe that somebody still has a chance. Yeah,
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  whatever. Bang a 13 -year -old. Whatever. I mean,
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  he was not guilty, right? So... Why? What does
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  he earn? What does he deserve it for? He got
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  away with being a pedophile. Oh, he got probation.
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  He got pretty much criminally proven, but given
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  no jail time. Why? Because he's wandering free.
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  Screw you. You don't want to screw a 13 -year
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  -old. You're a loser. Do you think the MLB, you
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  know, Because of, like you said, the sensitivity
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  of the subject, and maybe he wasn't convicted,
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  but like, you know, he was found kind of liable
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  for the situation. Yeah, we all know he did it.
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  The mob was pimping out his daughter. The whole
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  thing's terrible. Do you think that, you know...
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  He is like, can we just get through this TSA
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  line? This dude is just cocking. The powers that
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  be at the MLB will see it the same way. I don't
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  know. He's just like, I want to just get on the
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  fucking airplane. Whatever, dude. That paparazzi
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  is terrible. Let me talk the whole time. It's
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  like listening to a Bubba the Love Sponge interview.
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  I got this. You just got to share. But I'm going
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  to talk the whole time because I want to be bigger
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  than the guests. Shut up. What are you doing?
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  I saw this headline here and this was really
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  fascinating to me. Growing up, we always used
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  to listen to bangers and all that. I was getting
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  some hate. I mean, everybody listened to rap
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  music in sixth grade. So, have you been listening
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  to Suck It or Not by Cameron? Probably not. But
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  we did. And there is a Florida principal who's
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  very cute. She's got the cougar eyes. Who has
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  been put on leave after a Fetty Wap lyric from
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  Crap Queen appeared in the yearbook and was credited
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  to her. And Nicole was everybody hating. We just
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  called them fans, though. Literally the cleanest
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  Fetty Wap song ever. And she's been put on paid
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  administrative leave, which pretty much means
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  they just want to sweep it under the rug. Some
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  dirty, rotten hang of a mom was offended by it.
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  But honestly, it's not like saying, oh, I'm in
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  her house. It's just that. That being everybody
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  hating, we just call them fans though. They are.
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  You literally manifested it, unfortunately. Have
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  we become that sensitive as a society? That we're
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  going to prosecute people for talking about haters?
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  We're all bunch of sensitive losers. We're all
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  going to die. What's going to happen is we're
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  going to end where either we become dust that
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  sits in a little vase for a little bit. And then
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  the vase breaks at your grandma's house. And
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  then you're a bunch of dust on the ground. Or
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  we'll be in the ground where maggots are eating
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  our bodies. And our family pays a lot of money
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  to put us in the ground. Okay? What I'm saying
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  to you is we're going to die. A teacher misses
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  Connell, this hot -ass woman. Even though she's
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  married. Her making a quote about everybody hating.
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  We just call them Fanzo in the yearbook. It's
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  the least of our problems. Was there a school
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  shooting today? No. She's not banging the students.
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  What do you want? Jesus Christ. Hit me up. I
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  don't get it. Freaking easily offended. We're
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  not going to live forever. I had a lot of trauma
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  in my life. So I have to sensitize to it. So
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  I might make a few listeners uncomfortable. You.
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  Listen to me right now. Unless you're AI reading
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  my transcript. You're going to die. And you're
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  not going to exist. And if you believe in the
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  beautiful fiction known as the Bible, then I
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  guess you're going to live forever and ever.
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  So that's how it goes. When you die right now,
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  I just died. And now I'm in this beautiful afterlife.
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  And I'm hanging out with my dad and my uncle,
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  Abraham Lincoln and Corey Bryant. They're all
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  in the clouds. They're not. You just believe
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  in it because you need something to believe in.
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  This life's very hard. And maybe if we all weren't
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  so uptight, we wouldn't get mad over yearbook
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  quotes about hairs. Jesus Christ, what are we
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  doing here? What are we doing? I saw this headline
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  here. I love when douchebags who are known to
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  take it out on other people use God as their
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  little frickin' grift. Rich Paul says that LeBron
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  lost in 2011 to the Dallas Mavericks The first
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  year of the Miami Heat. Because of God. Not because
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  LeBron passed up the ball and Chris Bosh couldn't
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  hit a clutch shot. And J .J. Barea beat up LeBron
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  in the paint. And that Jason Kidd really wanted
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  a ring. And Sean Manning and Derrick Nwetski
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  were legendary. No, no, no. It's because of God.
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  Shut up. They're playing. Come on. But I remember
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  when they lost in 2011. We went to the Bahamas.
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  And we were at the way... and LeBron and I were
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  talking. We were just talking about how they
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  lost, so on and so forth. I've had a very hard
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  adult life, I've noticed. And we were sitting
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  there talking, and I was just explaining to both
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  of them, I'm like, I don't know why we even have
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  this conversation. You actually thought that
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  God was going to allow you to win? Oh, my God.
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  Out of all things happening, And, you know, the
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  horrible things that go around and around the
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  world. Oh, yeah, God totally cares about the
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  2011 Miami Heat. In that space that you were.
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  Shut up. Pretending to be the villain. You guys
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  aren't villains. You guys are. You guys are.
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  They're not villains, but they're not good guys.
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  Because they totally never shit on their wives.
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  They're angels. They don't have any snobodies.
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  Great, great people. I know both of you. Heart's
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  biggest goal. I know both of you. Totally. That's
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  why they don't tip. And I was like, he's not
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  going to do that. I hear you. He's not going
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  to do that. He's not real, dude. It's okay to
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  believe in God if you go to church or whatever.
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  But if you're using that as a crutch to, you
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  know, I don't know, be like, blah, blah, blah,
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  blah. It's just stupid. You come off ignorant.
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  It's moronic. There's no point to it. Today is
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  hump day. And I hope all the guys out there get
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  their rocks off. And the girls too. Or whatever
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  gender you are. There's so many of them now.
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  It's hard to keep track, but whatever gender
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  you are, unless you're asexual, but whatever
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  gender you are, I hope you get your rocks off
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  today. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs,
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  your morning show prep begins now. Wow. Rude.
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  Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. door is closing
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  hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're listening
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  to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy hour with
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  ryan hoppy yes now no no no if i hit this button
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  boom the whole program's gonna start okay we'll
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  hit it all right The semen was so big. And now
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  for something completely different. Hoppy Hour
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  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour.
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  I am your host, Ryan Hoppe. 856 -49 -HOPPE. That's
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  856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppeRadio.
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  Always email me, RyanHoppeRadio at gmail .com.
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  This show is for the hard -working average Joe
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  and Jane that grind in life. Do you need some
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  entertainment to get you through life? That's
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  what I aspire for. All right. It is June. Which
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  means it's Pride Month. I want to discuss it.
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  But let's see what banger I just made on Suno.
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  I typed in gay pride hyper music. Oh, yeah. The
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  people out there that are so triggered over pride.
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  If it bothers you, you're probably in the closet,
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  surely. What a man and a woman, or that would
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  not be a man and a woman. What a man and a man
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  or a woman and a woman do is a nuttier business.
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  As long as they're not hurting anybody. As long
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  as they're not, you know, bothering people. Who
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  cares? Oh, my God. The road was painted in rainbow.
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  Okay, it looks cool. What is your problem? To
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  me, when I went to church growing up, I thought
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  it was all about love. Love thy neighbor. But
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  I'm wondering why people get so hateful. I really
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  believe a lot of times when you see the most
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  hateful people out there that are in the closet,
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  those are the ones that get caught. All the people
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  that run gay conversion camps. They're trying
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  to convert themselves. So to all my LGBTQ, ABCD,
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  EFG, I'm just kidding. There's always a new letter.
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  But to everybody in the Pride community, I'm
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  a very proud ally. I got your back. I don't want
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  you from behind, you know, on my back. But I
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  got your back. And I don't think you want me.
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  So it's a fair trade. But happy Pride Month.
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  And if you're offended by it, get over it. I'm
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  going to go to Pride Fest this summer. It's a
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  fun time. I like when the girls are making out.
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  I don't mind when dudes make out, but when girls
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  make out? Yeah! Happy Pride, or no, it should
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  be Happy Pride Month. 8 -5 -6. 40, not happy.
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  Adam22 says, only fans are ever new. is down
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  30 % since Instagram, you know, has made it harder
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  to promote OnlyFans. Here's everyone's favorite,
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  be it. He always says that. Be it. Be it. You
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  think that's annoying. Imagine him saying, be
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  it. This is Plies reacting to the leaked Diddy
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  video. I watched it last night. It was on Twitter.
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  It was a creepy video. The room was lit all red.
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  I could barely see anything. Terrible tape. It
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  made Kim Kardashian's sex tape look like the
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  greatest. I mean, it was terrible. And it was
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  50 Cent's Baby Mama. And that poor kid. is in
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  school so you know people are gonna be talking
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  about his mom i don't even want to say getting
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  plowed nothing happened in the tape i was like
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  maybe i could use this for research purposes
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  no there's no research there all right here's
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  plies talking about freakiness a bitch that showed
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  me the video bro bro Yeah. Bitch, I pray to God
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  I don't ever get that freaking bitch. Mmm, bitch.
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  Yo, he says bitch. Bitch just sold me the video,
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  I guess. He's always giggling. Mmm. Unless you're
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  at Ruth Chris Steakhouse and you're not allowed
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  to look at him in the eyes because he's plies.
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  Shut up. Just a video leak. It's on yesterday.
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  It's on. It's on. Bitch just showed me the video,
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  bro. Bro, it ain't no motherfucking way. It ain't
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  no way. What is he saying? He's just rambling.
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  You get naked? You see another nigga put horse
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  in your motherfucking bed? I'm getting uncomfortable
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  now. Bro, it ain't no motherfucking way. What
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  is? It ain't no motherfucking way. You get naked,
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  bitch. Go sit in the corner. And watch a bitch
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  that you fuck with. Tell another nigga how much
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  she love. Oh, yeah. So you know Diddy ain't bringing
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  it, I guess. Diddy, Diddy. There you go. Listen,
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  14 years ago, I graduated high school. My aunt
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  texted me. My aunt's so adorable. She has like
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  a little book of all the memories. And every
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  year she lets me know. Man, I barely graduated
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  high school. I got all C's in days. But I will
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  tell you, I think I'm smarter than Plies. Now,
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  he might be more talented as, like, you know,
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  a performer. But the dude says, B, B, what are
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  you doing, man? Oh, yeah. You know how when DJ
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  Vlad interviews somebody, there's always like
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  18 parts of it. Here's another clip of Lena the
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  Plug talking about Adam 22. If they were to end
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  up in a monogamous relationship, they have a
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  lot of threesomes. And I feel like there's two
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  different types of threesomes. And no, I'm not
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  talking about guy or girl, girl. No, no, no,
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  no. Not logistically. Just have a three summit.
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  Oh, it's your birthday. We're going to celebrate
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  you. Mm -hmm. Or, oh, you went to Pride Fest
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  and I got a bisexual girlfriend. Mm. That happened
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  to me. It was a girl that really wanted to bang
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  my ex. Mm -hmm. Her name was Jade. And her boobs
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  were always popping out. She was like a walking
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  sex doll. And she wanted to have a threesome
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  with me and my ex. But I wasn't allowed to touch
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  Jade. Because men are so bad. And I was supposed
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  to watch my ex and Jade. Good thing I just bumped
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  a love sponge in the corner. No, thank you. But
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  there's two different types of threesomes. And
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  the other type is the fact that I feel like it's
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  kind of soft treating with Adam 22. He's getting
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  sick. I feel like when he's being another woman,
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  it's kind of him saying like, I'm getting a little
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  sick of you. I asked him a question when I was
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  a guest and I said, you know, what if Lena looks
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  at you one morning and said, I thought it was
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  Lena. I'm done with threesomes. You're basically
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  like, oh, we've had this conversation before.
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  Yeah, she's definitely clued me into having a
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  little bit of insecurity about that. She feels,
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  yeah, he knows. She knows that he's getting sicker.
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  Man, she is beautiful. I would rock that body.
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  Like once the thing, if that wasn't a thing anymore,
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  then I might just get bored and start cheating
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  or not want to be with you. Because you kind
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  of told me that you would like a long time ago.
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  Really? I was probably just talking shit. Yeah,
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  he's a scumbag. Your whole career is talking
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  smack. Because you're an idiot. You're a good
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  businessman. But you surround yourself with thugs.
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  Because you're essentially one. Here's Matthew
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  McConaughey saying that sleep was a sin in his
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  household. So this outlaw logic of my mom and
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  my dad, also with work at the... Hustle, hustle,
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  hustle. Sleep was sin in my household. Sin. I
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  saw my dad asleep one time in my life. I got
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  up at eight o 'clock on a Saturday morning and
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  went through the kitchen and peeked and I saw
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  him sleeping. I went and woke up my brothers
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  like, dude, would dad still sleep? He actually
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  died two and a half months later. And connected
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  that idea that, oh, if he slept in that late,
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  he must have not been feeling well. That's sad.
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  I don't have anything to really make fun of with
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  her. I'm just going to let that be. Because I
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  lost my dad at the age of 21. So I get it. I
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  don't think he lost him at 21. Here's Miles Taylor.
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  Talking about what it's like finding the right
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  person. That's my best friend. I never get sick
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  of her. That's good. I don't want to get sick
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  of your wife either. She's hot. She opened up
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  her mouth. I'm kidding. 856 49 Hoppy so we all
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  know that Olivia Rodrigo you know was wearing
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  a baby dolly dress and was mad that people were
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  sexualizing her which drives me nuts when women
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  dress up all promiscuous and then they're like
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  don't say You choice me. Shut up. One of the
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  other things you've been a lightning rod over.
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  Oh, yeah. Like, you gave us a lot of lightning
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  rods. A baby doll dress. That's been making me
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  so upset. Not even for me. Like, I don't care.
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  People could say whatever they want. Yeah, what
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  does it mean to you? What does that choice mean
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  to you? What's really, like, disturbing? Is I
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  feel like I actually wear, I have worn outfits
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  that are like maybe revealing on stage. Like
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  I've been on stage and like. There was a baby
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  doll outfit, you moron. Like a sparkly bra and
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  like little shorts and like. Gotcha, that piece
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  of ass. Which is my right. That's fine. I felt
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  cool and comfortable in that. And like that wasn't
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  inappropriate. But me like fully covered up in
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  a dress that people deemed to be like childlike
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  was inappropriate. It wasn't inappropriate. It's
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  just that Hollywood is full of so many creeps.
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  That is one of those things, babe. You gotta
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  realize that people are always watching. Yeah.
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  And I just think it, it just like shows how we
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  just like really normalize pedophilia in our
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  culture. Especially when you're in Hollywood,
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  babe. I do think we have a problem. I think you
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  were kind of instigating pedophilia. I don't
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  think you meant to. But it just kind of happened.
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  It just kind of came up. So here's this clip.
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  All right. We're going to play this clip. I'm
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  not a big fan of this clip. So all of a sudden,
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  Howie Mandel, God bless his soul, he does not
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  look like he's 70. He has been doing this thing
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  recently where he has been interviewing like
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  neon selfie rain. And he doesn't do it creepy.
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  Like when Bill Maher does interviews, it's like,
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  get the hell away from me, you creep. Sophie
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  Raine was asked about what NBA player offered
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  her $15 million to take her virginity. And they
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  really pressed her on it. Headphones? I've never
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  had a headphone on during a podcast. Really?
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  Oh, this is my first time. Oh, you're such a
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  professional, man. That's why not everybody should
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  have a podcast. This is your first time? Yes,
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  this is my first time wearing headphones. So
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  you're a headphone virgin also? Yes. I am, yes.
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  Is that bad to say? No. So we're going to get
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  clickbait today. Will you give us clickbait?
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  I can try my best. Who is the professional athlete
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  that offered you $15 million to deflower you?
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  I can't say. Why? How is it? I'm going to get
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  in so much trouble. Why would you get in trouble
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  if this person was bold enough to make a $15
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  million offer? I mean, that is true, yeah. But
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  I don't want them to have any consequences. Okay,
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  but for clickbait, let's ask again. Oh, heaven
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  forbid, man. I want to get his rocks off. It's
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  not like you're 15. And you go, okay, I've never
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  said it before. Let me tell you. Don't even say
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  that. Here's what's going to happen. I'm going
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  to ask you again, and you're going to say their
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  name. In a rhyme. Like something that rhymes
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  with. So you don't say it. And then we will figure
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  it out. Like it's not. It's not like. It's not.
• 26:06
  For brawn manes. It's not. Okay. Or Mikhail Bonil.
• 26:11
  Oh my gosh. But that's so obvious. I can't. I
• 26:15
  can't. Did we get it? I mean you'll never know.
• 26:21
  Yeah so I got shit. Would have given her the
• 26:25
  time of her life. Yeah, I don't believe that
• 26:27
  she's a virgin, I'll be honest. Doesn't seem
• 26:31
  plausible to me. Here is, what's this woman's
• 26:36
  name? What's her name? I can't forget her name.
• 26:39
  This woman, she's giving out relationship advice.
• 26:42
  Very best relationship advice I can give you
• 26:45
  about choosing a partner to do life with. is
• 26:49
  to choose life with yourself first. Do whatever
• 26:55
  you need to be doing in your day -to -day life
• 26:57
  right now so that you really like yourself. And
• 26:59
  that you are proud of yourself as a person. You're
• 27:02
  proud of your character. You're proud of how
• 27:04
  you take care of yourself, how you talk to yourself,
• 27:07
  the way that you spend your time. This woman's
• 27:09
  name is Mel Robbins. Took me a minute. Because
• 27:12
  when you get the inside right, that relationship
• 27:15
  with yourself in terms of how you feel about
• 27:17
  yourself, you're going to be attracted to people
• 27:19
  with true character. That's true. You got to
• 27:23
  fall in love with the right person. And what
• 27:26
  I mean by that is you really, you got to study
• 27:28
  them. Don't fall in love with the idea of them.
• 27:33
  Really good to know them. uh clavicular says
• 27:40
  we're in one of the worst dating cultures ever
• 27:42
  women are are brutal as fuck these days uh rejecting
• 27:47
  people i think is one thing that i don't really
• 27:50
  like sometimes yeah you know he gets rejected
• 27:52
  a lot dude will in a bar literally just like
• 27:56
  go up and call a girl pretty like no creepiness
• 27:59
  to it no like overly like touchy or whatever
• 28:03
  and like she'll start like screaming like just
• 28:06
  to embarrass the dude and like brutalize him
• 28:08
  yeah She's a hacker. What do you think causes
• 28:11
  that impulse? Well, I mean, I think it's just
• 28:13
  that they feel disrespected that. That's the
• 28:16
  problem. With modern day women. Oh, no guys want
• 28:22
  to approach us. No guys want to get the news.
• 28:30
  You're single. And you're ready to mingle. But
• 28:35
  you don't want any guys approaching you. So it's
• 28:38
  one of those things that, what do you want? Sarah
• 28:44
  J is trending on Twitter. I'm going to watch
• 28:48
  her later on. Here is Hunter Biden celebrating
• 28:53
  seven years of sobriety. Hey, everybody. Remember
• 28:58
  when there was coke in the wine house? That was
• 29:00
  dope. Totally not his. There's no way he's been
• 29:05
  sober since 2019. A quick message to say thank
• 29:07
  you to everybody who has messaged me today on
• 29:12
  seven years clean and sober. He even talks like
• 29:16
  he's dumbed down. I'm more proud of that than
• 29:18
  anything I've ever done in my life. That's good.
• 29:21
  Clinton had sex tape where he looked all cracked
• 29:23
  up. I can't believe I've watched him have sex.
• 29:28
  Matt from Hornblaster sent me that. And he also
• 29:31
  doesn't talk to me anymore. He's so much better
• 29:33
  at it. Don't lose the ones that would never give
• 29:39
  up on you. Be careful who you push away. Be careful
• 29:43
  who you hurt. Because you're going to look back
• 29:46
  and realize the person that you lost is someone
• 29:49
  that would have never given up on you. It's easier
• 29:54
  said than done, but you break up for a reason.
• 30:00
  Here is a woman breaking down when intimacy leaves
• 30:05
  marriage. Has your wife stopped being your wife
• 30:07
  in the bedroom? Sure, she's your life partner,
• 30:10
  the house manager. You split the chores, split
• 30:13
  the bills. This woman's a hot piece of ass. You
• 30:15
  co -parent. You may even describe her as the
• 30:18
  perfect wife in every other way. Except when
• 30:21
  it comes to your sex life. Because how long has
• 30:24
  that been? Like maybe a month? Oh, yeah. I've
• 30:26
  often said this. I was just saying this to my
• 30:28
  friend that has two kids now. Oh, yeah. If you're
• 30:32
  not getting laid, you're just roommates. Now,
• 30:37
  I know women will be listening to this. Well,
• 30:39
  there's more to relationships besides sex. But
• 30:43
  that's what makes it different than a friendship.
• 30:45
  Three, six, a year. Gentlemen, you do not have
• 30:49
  a marriage problem. You have a polarity problem.
• 30:52
  You've become her roommate. I told you. And that's
• 30:58
  actually worse than the friend zone. Because
• 31:00
  you can get out of the friend zone. But the roommate
• 31:07
  phase of a relationship is no good. And the difference
• 31:12
  between a wife and a roommate is that roommates
• 31:15
  don't hit the sheets. It's something you don't
• 31:20
  want. I'll talk about this derriere out in broad
• 31:23
  Mackenzie Shrella in a second. Learning more
• 31:27
  about her. She's the worst! India Love says baddies
• 31:36
  prefer rich men who actually spend their money
• 31:38
  instead of just saving it. Yeah, because you
• 31:40
  want things bought for you. Because you got no
• 31:43
  talent. Yesterday, though, has a 25 % chance
• 31:47
  of... Spencer Pratt winning as mayor of LA. And
• 31:51
  now Hollywood Unlocked is saying that there's
• 31:54
  a 75 % chance of Spencer Pratt winning. Didn't
• 31:58
  we learn from an obnoxious reality star before?
• 32:04
  Selfie Ray and looking uncomfortable as an interviewer
• 32:07
  told her she looks older in real life. I don't
• 32:10
  know why there's these porn stars that go on
• 32:14
  these podcasts with these men and they corner
• 32:16
  them. Mm -hmm. What I mean by this, I've had
• 32:21
  a lot of OnlyFans stars on my show. Maybe four
• 32:24
  or five or six. Never even close. But I had them
• 32:28
  on my show. And I always said I talked to them
• 32:32
  like a human being. I wasn't like trying to corner
• 32:35
  them. Here's Sophie Rain getting cornered. Amazing.
• 32:39
  So you are strikingly young looking in real life.
• 32:44
  Really? I do get that a lot. You look a lot older
• 32:46
  on the Instagram. I get that a lot. You look
• 32:48
  very young. I'm honestly really surprised. I
• 32:50
  thought I looked very tired. You do. Old and
• 32:54
  ugly today. No, you look great. Thank you. And
• 32:55
  you look much younger than I thought. Guy's trying
• 33:01
  to plow her. Oh, he is. Here's a barrel of danger.
• 33:10
  I don't know if you noticed, my timeline's pretty
• 33:12
  much porn. Sometimes my friends will show me
• 33:15
  their algorithm, and if they're like a welder,
• 33:17
  it'll be like welder memes. Me, it's porn. It's
• 33:24
  very off -putting, I know. I love getting my
• 33:27
  rocks off. There's nothing better. No, it's better
• 33:30
  when you're whistling, when you're watching someone
• 33:32
  getting paid, having sex. Man, you feel lonely.
• 33:38
  856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can
• 33:44
  tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio. You can... RyanHoppyRadio
• 33:50
  at a gmail, a dot, a cop. So we got these two
• 33:54
  big danger clips right here. She's one of my
• 34:01
  favorites. She puts a lot of effort in her videos.
• 34:06
  She doesn't half -ass it. She revealed her introduction
• 34:11
  to the adult entertainment came through a past
• 34:13
  relationship. You had, and a lot of girls don't
• 34:16
  have that, that luxury. So tell us how you actually
• 34:20
  got into the industry. What made you want to
• 34:22
  get into the industry? How'd you find Spiegler?
• 34:24
  Like all of that. Okay. So I was dating a guy
• 34:29
  that was a porn star. He was like in porn before
• 34:34
  me. And I just really liked it because all the
• 34:37
  guys. Would I know who he was? Um, I don't know,
• 34:40
  but he worked for browsers a lot. And, um, that's
• 34:45
  why I have my last name is because of him, but
• 34:47
  he's no longer in the industry. So are you going
• 34:50
  to make me, are you going to make me guess who
• 34:51
  it is? Okay. So his name was Rick danger. Oh,
• 34:55
  okay. The name is so familiar, but I don't think
• 35:02
  I ever worked with him. He's like very, very,
• 35:04
  very popular. Um, so I was dating him and it
• 35:08
  was perfect because most of the guys that I dated
• 35:10
  were very jealous and possessive with me, but
• 35:12
  he wasn't like that. Yeah. Cause he's used to
• 35:15
  watching his girls get erect. So here's a Bella
• 35:18
  saying she genuinely enjoys, genuinely enjoys
• 35:21
  porn has been incredibly successful. You have
• 35:25
  how many million followers do you have on Instagram
• 35:27
  right now? Um, I guess I think I have 5 .5. Oh
• 35:32
  yeah. They've all seen semen on my face. Pretty
• 35:34
  sure. That's a fuck ton. That's a fuck ton. Did
• 35:42
  you expect getting into this industry that you
• 35:47
  would ever become so famous? Has it been a complete
• 35:49
  surprise to you? Yeah, I don't really think that
• 35:53
  I'm famous at all. No, you are, babe. I really
• 35:56
  don't. No, you are. You were shown on ESPN during
• 36:00
  a championship game four times. You're famous.
• 36:04
  I just now you're not like Julia Roberts famous,
• 36:08
  but you're famous. I don't know. Like I don't
• 36:12
  get bored listening to you. Adam 22 says all
• 36:17
  porn stars end up dating losers in their 30s.
• 36:20
  They're like in their 20s or whatever. They're
• 36:22
  partying. And this is the easiest way for them
• 36:25
  to make a living off the fact that they're hot,
• 36:26
  are down, etc. And then I don't want to hear
• 36:30
  him. Adrian Browner talks about having six baby
• 36:36
  mamas. You can't sleep without a woman. You been
• 36:39
  like that since you were young or what? My mama
• 36:42
  was just like, when I was in jail, when I was
• 36:46
  facing 57 years, shit. I told myself every day,
• 36:50
  I got to sleep with me a woman, bro. Every night,
• 36:56
  I got to get my hands rubbed, I got to get my
• 36:59
  feet rubbed every night. So it's not just the
• 37:01
  woman, but she has to act as a masseuse as well.
• 37:04
  Yeah. Yeah. I got to rub my hands on my feet
• 37:06
  every night. Okay. Just that's priority. Like
• 37:12
  what if you couldn't do that anymore? What if
• 37:14
  you just like fell off so hard that you couldn't
• 37:16
  get that? What do you think would happen to you?
• 37:18
  Like if you just got to the point where you didn't
• 37:20
  have no bitches, you couldn't get no foot ropes.
• 37:22
  You know, I was, I got six baby mamas. I'll always
• 37:26
  be able to get my feet in my hands. Oh, yeah.
• 37:29
  I bet you're such a present fire. Okay. Yeah,
• 37:33
  I believe you. You got 10 kids, right? Yeah.
• 37:36
  All right. Damn. When you got your first kid?
• 37:40
  I'm getting born. Way too many podcasts. halsey
• 37:44
  said her body is her superpower you said once
• 37:46
  that you thought your sexiness was a superpower
• 37:48
  kind of like we're talking about yeah and made
• 37:51
  it so no one could hurt you and you would enter
• 37:53
  these rooms just like for sure feeling that confidence
• 37:55
  yeah i definitely wielded sexual power as like
• 37:59
  a you know uh i don't know like as a as a tool
• 38:03
  of acquisition you know like i definitely used
• 38:06
  it in certain circumstances because it was kind
• 38:08
  of all that i had can you give me an example
• 38:10
  well like you know if you're in a room full of
• 38:13
  people especially men you know and in this business
• 38:15
  as i was starting my business and i was learning
• 38:17
  how to navigate the industry is not just like
• 38:19
  i write songs and like i'll have to build a business
• 38:21
  you know um you're in a room full of people who
• 38:24
  are more experienced than you they're older than
• 38:25
  you they're richer than you they're very often
• 38:27
  men white men you know and at the time i i started
• 38:32
  out by all right i don't know what's going on
• 38:35
  with this movement are people hating on white
• 38:39
  men A fair Abraham was seen on about wearing
• 38:42
  the ring, but she's not engaged. She's also not
• 38:45
  wifey material. President Trump will reschedule
• 38:47
  the White House Correspondents Dinner. Sean Strickland
• 38:51
  knocks out a trans woman in a fake Bud Light
• 38:53
  ad. What a loser! How long until he's wearing,
• 38:58
  you know? Mm -hmm. You know, the thing that is
• 39:03
  unknown as cross -dressing. So I made a song
• 39:10
  about Mackenzie Shrilla. Let's hear what it sounds
• 39:13
  like. But you move like a joke Every step says
• 39:42
  fake, fake, fake, fake Every word says late,
• 39:45
  late, late, yeah Now the crowd don't care When
• 39:49
  you call, they scare All that flex, all that
• 39:54
  noise Turns the dust, turns the void You took
• 39:58
  the hell today You took the hell today You took
• 40:03
  the hell today And blew your pride away You took
• 40:08
  the hell today I said, a song called Mackenzie
• 40:14
  Shrilla is a loser and it is not what I asked
• 40:16
  for. So, you know, I've just kind of learned
• 40:20
  about this dirty, rotten moron. Man, she is an
• 40:23
  example of I don't care how hot a girl is. If
• 40:26
  she was hideous looking people, I'd be more mad.
• 40:29
  Yeah, she's hot. She's crazy. And. She was making
• 40:34
  fun of people in her hometown when in reality,
• 40:37
  she's the loser of her hometown. Who do you think
• 40:42
  you are? You dummy? Here we are. Here's her phone
• 40:46
  call from prison. Somebody was online saying
• 40:48
  how there was no parental supervision with you
• 40:53
  and stuff. This was the party house. Yeah, it
• 40:56
  probably was. They were drug dealers. I mean,
• 40:59
  they don't deserve to be dead. But I'm sure you
• 41:01
  weren't laying on the law as you failed as a
• 41:04
  mom. Let people have all kinds of parties here
• 41:06
  and everything. And finally, the neighbor across
• 41:09
  the street, she was like, you guys, you don't
• 41:12
  know what you're talking about. That's a wonderful
• 41:13
  family. Oh, it's so great. Look at the sociopathic
• 41:17
  loser you built. Mm -hmm. They're very nice.
• 41:22
  And I live right across the street. There were
• 41:24
  never parties over there. I don't know what you
• 41:26
  guys are talking about. Boy, you can have low
• 41:28
  -key parties. No one wants to have the cops called.
• 41:30
  You can have a party and not have it spill into
• 41:33
  the front yard. Don't believe everything you
• 41:38
  hear. I was at Dom's house. Maybe they're talking
• 41:40
  about that house. No, they were saying me, though.
• 41:45
  Don't talk about me. Because I'm a narcissistic.
• 41:49
  and I make everything about me and then pass
• 41:52
  it on to my daughter that I screwed over. And
• 41:56
  I failed as a mom. I let you have parties all
• 41:59
  the time. I don't even know this person. Dylan,
• 42:01
  some Dylan something. I don't know people's names.
• 42:04
  I'm above them. No wonder McKenzie didn't have
• 42:07
  a chance in life. Look at this dirty rod and
• 42:09
  broad of a mom she has. But who even knows? I
• 42:11
  don't know, but that could not even be his real
• 42:13
  name. Or some of my age or like an adult. Do
• 42:18
  you feel stupid listening to these two morons?
• 42:20
  Facebook. Anybody can create any profile. Right.
• 42:25
  Right. How is it taking a crap in a cell in front
• 42:29
  of other girls, honey? That's what I want to
• 42:31
  hear. How is it with those rumors? You've been
• 42:36
  hooking up with girls in prison. How's that?
• 42:38
  That's what I want to hear about. Nobody knows.
• 42:42
  Everybody's making shit up. Then they were saying
• 42:44
  that you had just got done breaking into a church
• 42:46
  and you spray -painted and broke everything.
• 42:48
  You probably did. You were hanging out with a
• 42:49
  drug dealer. I used to hang out with them in
• 42:52
  high school because it was free weed. I'm telling
• 42:53
  you, they break rules. That's probably what she
• 42:56
  did. Spray -painted all over the church. Like,
• 42:59
  what? I love how they're mocking the hometown
• 43:01
  while she's facing 15 years and everyone's got
• 43:04
  freedom because you're a loser. What? What? Shut
• 43:11
  up. The rumor mill is strong. Yeah. That's how
• 43:17
  Ohio works. I worked for Rovers Morning Glory.
• 43:20
  So I get the whole Cleveland thing, obsessing
• 43:23
  over personal lives. I get it. But you took someone's
• 43:32
  life because you're a dirty, rotten loser. Frankly,
• 43:36
  you had no future. If it wasn't going to be that
• 43:39
  car crash, you were going to mess something up.
• 43:41
  I don't care how hot you are. You're a loser
• 43:44
  in my book. A big skinny loser. Okay. Damn strong
• 43:48
  people are so sad and depressing. Like they really
• 43:50
  have like nothing like credible. Nothing. And
• 43:52
  it is kind of true. This is the saddest town.
• 43:57
  Ever. Well, then move out, bitch. Open up my
• 44:00
  courtroom for like the whole city to come and
• 44:01
  just like live stream it all and like don't.
• 44:03
  Hell yeah, that's how it works when you take
• 44:05
  someone's life because you're an unaccountable
• 44:07
  moron. Block anything. Right. Right. That's it
• 44:13
  all on the news. Yeah, that's how it works when
• 44:16
  you take people's lives. It gets live streamed,
• 44:20
  especially in an area like Cleveland. Everybody's
• 44:23
  got a pair of social on every public figure.
• 44:27
  Shut your ass. That's why I was hoping this one
• 44:30
  was going to be live streamed. No wonder Mackenzie
• 44:32
  has no life. Look at this dirty, rotten moron
• 44:35
  of a mom. I hate the mom more than Mackenzie.
• 44:38
  Mackenzie's just a dumb brat that was in high
• 44:39
  school during COVID. She doesn't know any better.
• 44:42
  She's a moron. But this mom encouraged. She built
• 44:45
  this brat. But it wasn't. I've had enough of
• 44:50
  those morons. And here she is. Her mom says that
• 44:53
  the Russos are evil people. Man. It said 15 years
• 44:58
  to life for Mackenzie. She's just a dirty, rotten,
• 45:01
  terrible person. I was crying in court. Shut
• 45:05
  up. You're as believable as a dead rat. Why was
• 45:12
  the judge being so mean to you? I don't know.
• 45:16
  because you took someone's life and you have
• 45:18
  no accountability and you got that pretty girl
• 45:22
  thing. Well, you think you're above everybody?
• 45:25
  Shut up. Go read your same book you're reading
• 45:28
  over and over, you loser. I don't know. I don't
• 45:33
  care. You claim you don't care. Yeah, you know,
• 45:37
  you do. Deep down, you know, it wasn't really
• 45:39
  worth, you know, ruining your life over a man.
• 45:42
  but you probably have borderline personality
• 45:45
  disorder, so you don't like abandonment. And
• 45:48
  no wonder he wanted to dump you. You're a loser.
• 45:51
  I was about to just be like, just stop talking
• 45:53
  to her, because she clearly doesn't care. She's
• 45:54
  like, why are you talking about her so much and
• 45:56
  not the victim? Yeah, you know, the person that's
• 45:59
  actually dead, unlike this dirty, rotten broad
• 46:01
  that gets to be in a prison. It's not that bad.
• 46:04
  She's living the life for being in jail. Like,
• 46:06
  she's not living the life. But she ain't getting
• 46:09
  the orange is a new black treatment. I'm done.
• 46:17
  I don't want. I don't care. You're a loser. The
• 46:25
  problem is I love crazy girls. Oh, I do. And
• 46:29
  I would have totally had a crush on her in high
• 46:32
  school. I saw this headline here. And Cassie
• 46:39
  is no longer in the States after Diddy's payout.
• 46:43
  Yeah, she's definitely a little guilty. Spencer
• 46:48
  Pratt defends spending millions of dollars. Whatever,
• 46:50
  dude. Go away! Spend money because you're a vapid
• 46:54
  loser. You're an idiot! Josh Duggar was sent
• 47:00
  to a federal medical center. And Todd... Ted
• 47:04
  Cruz fires back. Representative Andy Ogles claimed
• 47:12
  that homosexuality has no place in the USA. If
• 47:20
  there was one Republican that I think is probably
• 47:24
  in the closet, it'd probably be Ted Cruz. How
• 47:28
  is he not? Look it up. I'm Ted Cruz. Andy Ogles,
• 47:36
  Republican from Tennessee. He says that homosexuality
• 47:40
  has no place in America. I got plowed last night.
• 47:44
  Well, I think for all of recorded history, that
• 47:48
  homosexuals have been part of humanity. You know,
• 47:52
  I got to say, I'm quite libertarian by nature.
• 47:55
  I think the behavior of consenting adults is
• 47:58
  their business. Like your business last night.
• 48:01
  My favorite thing. Is this clip going to be 10
• 48:06
  years old of Ted Cruz trying to do the voices
• 48:10
  of the Simpsons? Of course, we're here to talk
• 48:15
  about serious issues. But voters also like to
• 48:18
  get to know all the candidates. Look, your wife
• 48:20
  is now she's lighting up what this is, what this
• 48:23
  is leading to. So we've heard about the lighter
• 48:25
  side. I'm Ted Cruz, Heidi. And something about
• 48:29
  impressions. He does impressions really well.
• 48:32
  Well, you know, there are people who do impressions
• 48:34
  and then there are the rest of us who do not.
• 48:36
  Ted is one of those who does impressions. Ted's
• 48:39
  really funny. Ted has a great sense of humor.
• 48:41
  Oh, he's hilarious! Caroline, our eight -year
• 48:43
  -old, go back. Oh, he's totally not gay! Back
• 48:45
  and forth. And they're the only two people in
• 48:47
  the family that think the jokes are funny. Shut
• 48:49
  up. From the eight -year -old joke book. And
• 48:54
  so Ted has one of the, another thing I love about
• 48:57
  Ted is he has a great sense of humor. And so
• 48:59
  he is given to impressions and a couple of them
• 49:00
  are quite good. Let's take a look. No, no, no,
• 49:02
  no. Let's take a look. Let's take a look right
• 49:05
  here. All right, here we go. Here's him doing
• 49:06
  Mr. Burns. Let's release the hounds. Excellent.
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  Here's Ned Flanders. Oh, neighbor. Oakley doakley,
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  neighborino. Here's Lisa Simpson. Dad, I'm a
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  vegetarian. I don't eat animals. But Lisa, animals
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  are so delicious. There's the animal we get bacon
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  from, the animal we get ham from. I feel like
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  now if you did this, people from PETA would be
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  mad. Animal we get sausage from? Dad, that's
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  all the same animal. Oh, sure, Lisa. A magic
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  animal that all the wonderful foods come from.
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  Here he's doing the king alien from the House
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  of Horrors, or whatever, Treehouse of Horrors.
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  Forward, not backwards. Upwards, not downwards.
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  And always twirling, twirling for freedom. That
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  Copy Hour. Copy Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy
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  Mm -hmm. Hear ye, hear ye. Come on, come on.
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  Inhale. To the O. It's the O. Mighty Bobblehead.
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  She's a Bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's
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  a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. Real deep,
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  deep in the south. Toss real fast with two goals
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  in her mouth. Walks real slow and her tongue
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  stays out. I got her in my stack. I got her in
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  my stack. I got a little X. I got a little pot.
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  I'm looking at her face. I'm looking at her twat.
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  I'm looking at her lips and I'm rubbing on my
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  cock. Give me head. Oh, please just give me head.
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  I ain't finna beg and I ain't breaking bread.
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  She ain't gotta be a nine. She ain't gotta be
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  a thine. your fucking six when she show you this
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  shit. Sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky, lick.
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  Licky, licky, licky, she swallowed down my dick.
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  She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's
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  a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, it goes boing,
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  boing, boing, boing, boing, it goes boing, boing,
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  boing, boing, boing, she's a bobblehead, she's
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  a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, it goes boing,
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  boing, boing, boing, boing, it goes She got them
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  lips like she suckin' kiss on it That make me
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  want it long term Do you like to lick on it,
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  go through the torment I see Make it feel like
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  I'm in ya, then you do it to a rhythm If a nigga
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  ever wanna look around for some good head That's
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  what she give em' People respect her when they
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  see her They say, hey, not ho Cause they know
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  that it's chillin' Something that you real good
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  for And she ain't pickin' bout to spot if I say,
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  come she go So I can keep smokin' that shit And
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  when I push, she float I ain't know you could
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  do it like it do what you do it. Constantly sweatin',
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  so let me give you some fluid. But when you suck
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  it, just suck it with pride. Open up wide and
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  stuff it in there like you really love it. Don't
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  touch it if you won't taste it. I tell you that
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  you a tease. And that'll be the last time that
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  you ever see me. So team, if you hear some flurpin'
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  noises on side of bed, then you know what I done
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  came from. Let the poor say. She's a bobblehead.
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  She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's
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  a bobblehead Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
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  I am looking for a Bible. If you is not a Bible,
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  then please get off of my house. Old mobiles,
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  old wheels, do what you gonna do. What? No deal,
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  old wheel, do what you gonna do. Shit, a Bible
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  ain't bad, a Bible's something good. A Bible
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  make you hobble when you walk into the hood.
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  A Bible make you tell your niggas they misunderstood.
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  Cause everything she do for you is also very
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  good. A bobble ain't scared. A bobble ain't nervous.
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  A bobble don't spit. A bobble don't smurf it.
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  Make the show look picture perfect. If you hit
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  a window, then it probably was perfect. Oh, bobbly,
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  bobbly, when you doing me properly. And my foot
• 54:53
  on the throttle. I be about to run off for the
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  road. Oh, no, a bobble. Oh, yeah. I love when
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  it goes. I'm not saying it's all a good bar,
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  but I like a good bubble head. Oh, no. Where's
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  the Kleenex? Welcome to a happy hour. In your
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  heart, you know where you are going. And now
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  Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  RyanHoppyRadio. At gmail .com. What's this? What
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  the hell is this? I don't know what that was.
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  That describes my mind. I was trying to say that
• 59:02
  that's my catchphrase, but it didn't run. All
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  right, what's this? Okay. Wow, this is interesting.
• 59:12
  Serena Williams is unretiring and... Yeah, you
• 59:15
  know, she's bored as hell. Getting sick of being
• 59:19
  on her, man. It may be because of a curious performance
• 59:23
  -enhancing drug. I'm... Yeah, you know. Unrode.
• 59:27
  All it does is helps you lose weight. That enhances
• 59:30
  your performance. If you lose 20 pounds, it's
• 59:33
  going to help your performance. Yeah, she's cheating.
• 59:36
  So what does it matter which way you do it? What
• 59:39
  does it matter which way you add muscle? Through
• 59:40
  steroids or through lifting? Because steroids
• 59:42
  has this anabolic quality to it. Don't use big
• 59:46
  words and think you're getting around it. Oh,
• 59:48
  yeah! Come on! Morgan Wallen had a major hissy
• 59:54
  fit. He's a douchebag! On stage, because he couldn't
• 1:00:00
  hear his piano. So he gets up, he runs over and
• 1:00:02
  shoves the piano. My trash. And knocks it over
• 1:00:05
  and breaks it. Ah! You're a drunken loother.
• 1:00:12
  No! Is he that strong? It's pretty reckless.
• 1:00:15
  This is Elton John. Elton John used to do this
• 1:00:16
  stuff. Elton John never paid. Well, he could.
• 1:00:19
  President Trump is just pissed off at these performers
• 1:00:23
  who are dropping out at Freedom 250. Yeah, who
• 1:00:26
  wants to be a part of your crew, you loother?
• 1:00:28
  They are overpriced singers who know... Oh, I'm
• 1:00:32
  sick of hearing about that piece of garbage.
• 1:00:34
  You're just mad they don't want to be around
• 1:00:36
  you. You're as genuine as a daughter at. Oh,
• 1:00:41
  yeah. What's going on? Jennifer Lopez is shutting
• 1:00:47
  down those Brett Goldstein romance rumors. Brett's
• 1:00:51
  better off. She would just ruin him. Although
• 1:00:54
  The Office romance co -stars have recently sparked
• 1:00:57
  relationship speculation. Relationship or shits?
• 1:01:00
  Relationship speculation. Relationships. I like
• 1:01:03
  that. Yeah, Dan Hur's relationship. Relationship
• 1:01:06
  speculation. There you go. That's all I needed
• 1:01:12
  to hear. Jojo Siwa has a new accessory and it's
• 1:01:17
  not a bow. Dance mom's alarm is repping an eye
• 1:01:21
  patch as she heals from a golf cart accident
• 1:01:25
  that then led to an unexpected eye infection.
• 1:01:29
  Taking to Instagram on June 1st, the child star
• 1:01:32
  revealed her injury to fans. And on top of this,
• 1:01:36
  I also have a concussion. There you go. There's
• 1:01:42
  what's going on. with a JoJo Siwa. Anne Hathaway
• 1:01:49
  is weighing in on the possibility of a third
• 1:01:51
  Devil Wears Prada movie. After The Devil Wears
• 1:01:54
  Prada 2 became a box office hit, Anne Hathaway,
• 1:01:57
  who plays Andy Sachs in the beloved movie, tells
• 1:02:00
  Today anchor Savannah Guthrie how she would feel
• 1:02:02
  about returning for another round. Anne says
• 1:02:05
  this while sitting alongside Ian McGregor on
• 1:02:07
  the June 1st episode of Today. What's she gonna
• 1:02:10
  say? She doesn't want to make a lot of money?
• 1:02:13
  Making a vapid movie. The way that it's been
• 1:02:18
  embraced to the level that it has has been overwhelming
• 1:02:21
  and I think beyond any of our wildest dreams.
• 1:02:23
  So is there going to be a number three? I hope
• 1:02:25
  so. Yeah, it's pretty much what's going to happen.
• 1:02:28
  Gosh, you're so freaking pretty. It's insane.
• 1:02:32
  Happy Hot Topic! Alec and Hilaria Baldwin get
• 1:02:37
  real about how they handle their 26 -year age
• 1:02:40
  gap. In a May 29th interview with the Daily Mail,
• 1:02:48
  the couple who married in 2012 opened up about
• 1:02:51
  their relationship, and according to Hilaria,
• 1:02:54
  they're the first to joke about it. 27 -year
• 1:03:02
  -old yoga instructor married to a rich and famous
• 1:03:05
  older man. It sounds ridiculous. It sounds like
• 1:03:08
  a bad SNL sketch. Yeah, it pretty much is. Happy
• 1:03:13
  Hot Topic! Millie Bobby Brown is revealing the
• 1:03:18
  most surprising part of motherhood. I'm having
• 1:03:20
  an existential crisis every time I see a rocking
• 1:03:25
  body. And what I mean by that is when she first
• 1:03:28
  came out, And she was on Stranger Things. She
• 1:03:32
  was like a little kid. Now she's got this tight
• 1:03:34
  little, oh my God, it's weird. The actress adopted
• 1:03:37
  her child alongside husband Jake Bon Jovi in
• 1:03:39
  2025. And in a UNICEF video shared to Instagram
• 1:03:43
  June 1st, she said there's been times where she's
• 1:03:46
  felt unsure during parenthood. Talking about
• 1:03:48
  new things her child will do. Millie says, they're
• 1:03:52
  doing something and you're like, is that normal?
• 1:03:54
  Do they do that? And you know, I'll call my mom.
• 1:03:56
  She's just like my 911. There you go. 856 -49
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  -HOPI. Let me click on this, see if this is still
• 1:04:02
  a video. Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
• 1:04:04
  This morning, in the fashion of Regina George
• 1:04:07
  and Cher Horowitz. Regina George is a whore.
• 1:04:10
  Suffering from buyer's remorse or something?
• 1:04:11
  God, no, nothing like that. The mall is making
• 1:04:14
  a comeback. The days of browsing stores. All
• 1:04:17
  right, so they're just going to say that Gen
• 1:04:18
  Z is going to the mall. It's pointless. You're
• 1:04:21
  walking around and your back hurts. Happy Hot
• 1:04:24
  Topic. Jasmine Roth is reflecting on a scary
• 1:04:28
  incident. On June 1st, the HGTV star shares that
• 1:04:32
  her and husband Brett Roth's daughter, Darla,
• 1:04:35
  ended up in the ER. Oh no. She writes to her
• 1:04:39
  Instagram stories, Today was a rough one. Darla
• 1:04:42
  had her first ER visit, our first since having
• 1:04:44
  kids, and it was a lot. She fell off the couch
• 1:04:47
  and hit the coffee table just right, so she had
• 1:04:50
  a one -inch indentation where her eyebrow was
• 1:04:52
  supposed to be. I was home alone with both girls
• 1:04:55
  and had to rush us to the hospital. Well, I'm
• 1:04:57
  glad she's okay. Poor kid. What's going on here?
• 1:05:04
  Now to the state of Florida suing OpenAI for
• 1:05:06
  allegedly failing to warn users that Jack Chat
• 1:05:09
  GPT could be dangerous. It's the first state
• 1:05:20
  to make such a lawsuit. I didn't know it was
• 1:05:22
  so dangerous. Business correspondent Rebecca
• 1:05:24
  Jarvis is here with the details for us. Good
• 1:05:26
  morning, Rebecca. As you get older, you can hear
• 1:05:28
  more of a speech impediment. Kind of like me.
• 1:05:30
  Good morning to you, Michael. Yeah, like you
• 1:05:31
  just said, it is the first state, Florida, to
• 1:05:34
  sue OpenAI, claiming it knowingly released a
• 1:05:37
  dangerous product, gaining success through a
• 1:05:39
  web of deceit and exploitation of you. I don't
• 1:05:43
  know. I like AI. I just think they need to have
• 1:05:46
  a better wall when it comes to criminals. They
• 1:05:49
  need to be like, no, you're out of here. Happy
• 1:05:51
  Hot Topic! Put everyone back home from college.
• 1:05:55
  People are trying to figure out this next chapter
• 1:05:57
  of adulthood. We're getting down to business.
• 1:06:00
  You don't got to be your pop's masterpiece. You
• 1:06:03
  got to become you. Photos of the side gossip.
• 1:06:07
  I take modeling seriously. This is Scotty Pippen's
• 1:06:10
  son, Preston Pippen. Before Calabasas Confidential.
• 1:06:16
  We're going to find out what Larson Pippen told
• 1:06:17
  him. Your mom is no stranger to reality TV. Did
• 1:06:20
  she give you any advice before walking into this?
• 1:06:24
  She just wanted to be myself. Yeah, you know.
• 1:06:27
  Wait, there you go. Just be yourself. What a
• 1:06:30
  weird family that is. 60 Minutes correspondent
• 1:06:34
  Scott Pelley has accused CBS News editor -in
• 1:06:37
  -chief Barry Weiss of, quote, murdering the show.
• 1:06:41
  He is so unlikable. He's got that little boomer
• 1:06:45
  face. Stop! You're a douche. According to the
• 1:06:48
  New York Times, citing an audio recording the
• 1:06:50
  outlet obtained of the meeting, Pelley had a
• 1:06:52
  tense exchange with new executive producer Nick
• 1:06:55
  Bilton, telling the EP he questioned the network's
• 1:06:58
  commitment to the future of the program. Yeah,
• 1:07:01
  there really is no future, Dad. Mm -hmm. Unless
• 1:07:05
  you're about a 1975 baby. No one watches broadcast
• 1:07:10
  TV! YouTube TV's too much. And we don't want
• 1:07:14
  to sit through the creepiness of this 60 -minute
• 1:07:16
  intro. Letting us know the weekend's over! Per
• 1:07:20
  the New York Times, citing the recording, when
• 1:07:22
  Bilton came to Weiss's defense, saying, Barry
• 1:07:25
  loves this institution, she loves 60 Minutes.
• 1:07:28
  Who does, besides old boomers that hate millennials?
• 1:07:31
  Pelly fired back with, she is murdering 60 Minutes.
• 1:07:34
  God, he is just so, I've never liked this. He's
• 1:07:38
  got a little big slap boomer face. It's just
• 1:07:40
  so annoying. The way he talks is like, shut up
• 1:07:45
  with your proper pronunciation. We get it. She
• 1:07:48
  does not love this place. She was brought in
• 1:07:50
  to kill it, and she's been doing exactly that.
• 1:07:53
  No, you know what killed it? No one really watches
• 1:07:56
  TV anymore. Kelly added, No one wants to spend
• 1:07:59
  their Sunday night thinking about Trump. She
• 1:08:01
  has no qualifications for her job. You have slender
• 1:08:04
  qualifications for this job. What a douchebag.
• 1:08:07
  He's just so unlikable. It's ridiculous how unlikable
• 1:08:11
  it is. It's almost insane. You are a tool. The
• 1:08:15
  changes that she's made at the evening news have
• 1:08:18
  been catastrophic. Oh, they've been so bad. Or
• 1:08:21
  maybe people just don't watch TV anymore. Mm
• 1:08:24
  -hmm. You ever think about that, Scott Perry?
• 1:08:27
  What a cool job you got into for all the attention.
• 1:08:30
  No one cares about it anymore. So why should
• 1:08:32
  we expect that any of this is going to be any
• 1:08:34
  better? I don't know. I bet you're never the
• 1:08:37
  problem. Shut up. Happy Hot Topic. That incident
• 1:08:44
  definitely, it was hurtful. It was scary. Somebody
• 1:08:47
  attempted at me and my family and it was unprovoked.
• 1:08:50
  I did. It was out of nowhere. The alleged shooter,
• 1:08:53
  Ivana Lissette Ortiz, remains behind bars after
• 1:08:56
  a judge ordered a mental health evaluation last
• 1:08:59
  month. I got to skip over it, but I'm going to
• 1:09:05
  play music. But A $AP Rocky says it's effed up
• 1:09:08
  that that woman tried to kill his family. All
• 1:09:11
  right, let's get right into those hackers hijacking
• 1:09:16
  high profile social accounts. I've got Mike Dabusky
• 1:09:19
  here. You know what I'm noticing? I didn't listen.
• 1:09:21
  I am now one with perfect speech. So when I say
• 1:09:26
  this, I'm not hating, but there are a lot of
• 1:09:29
  announcers that like, remember like, people like
• 1:09:33
  Scott Pelley, they have perfect pronunciation.
• 1:09:35
  They never walk over a word. And now you got
• 1:09:37
  Michael Strahan and this guy just, you know.
• 1:09:41
  All right, let's get right into those hackers
• 1:09:43
  hijacking high profile social media. So anyway,
• 1:09:47
  Meta AI was used to hack into Instagram. That
• 1:09:50
  sounds like a Facebook problem. Mm -hmm. Jason
• 1:09:54
  Sudeikis is getting candid about his dating life.
• 1:09:57
  He seems like he'd be a selfish lover. For he
• 1:10:00
  and Olivia Wilde, with whom he shares kids Otis
• 1:10:03
  and Daisy, split after 10 years of marriage,
• 1:10:06
  the actor opens up about navigating the, quote,
• 1:10:08
  ups and downs of the dating scene. Sharing during
• 1:10:11
  the June 2nd episode of the Friends Keep Secrets
• 1:10:14
  podcast. And everybody's going on this podcast.
• 1:10:19
  I'm sitting on a couch. I'm not at a point in
• 1:10:22
  my life where it feels good or fulfilling to
• 1:10:27
  date. Yeah, he's just lost. He misses the wildness
• 1:10:31
  of Olivia. It was finally Kyle Cook's turn to
• 1:10:34
  enter the hot seat, and he didn't hold back.
• 1:10:37
  Dishing on rumors of infidelity, a Bravo -lebrity
• 1:10:39
  makeout, and what ultimately led to the end of
• 1:10:42
  his marriage. When you say the word Bravo -lebrity,
• 1:10:45
  I get out of there. Director Adam Marcus is making
• 1:10:49
  some serious claims about the late Val Kilmer,
• 1:10:52
  calling the Top Gun star the worst human being
• 1:10:54
  I've ever known. Oh, I'm sure you never have
• 1:10:57
  any problems, shy ass! Adam, who worked with
• 1:11:01
  Kilmer on the 2008 film Conspiracy, wrote in
• 1:11:04
  a June 1st Facebook post, Hashtag Microintellect
• 1:11:07
  Monday, to that time when I directed that guy.
• 1:11:10
  I haven't had enough of him. Just say the name,
• 1:11:13
  douche! Jason Biggs' ex Jenny Mullen sparked
• 1:11:16
  controversy yet again just weeks after she announced
• 1:11:19
  her split with the American Pie actor, and now
• 1:11:22
  she's responding to the drama. The author and
• 1:11:25
  actress faced criticism for pics involving the
• 1:11:27
  former couple's 12 -year -old son, Sid. in the
• 1:11:30
  images which mullen shared to instagram may 25th
• 1:11:33
  the 47 year old can be seen lying on top of sid
• 1:11:36
  while cuddling him on a bed whatever photos are
• 1:11:39
  still posted on her ig she has since it looks
• 1:11:42
  weird it looks like they're almost making out
• 1:11:43
  it's strange we did the caption in which she
• 1:11:46
  joked your eldest son will be the most toxic
• 1:11:48
  guy you ever date i'm glad you're putting it
• 1:11:50
  out there This morning, images of an alleged
• 1:11:57
  stalker at pop star Sabrina Carpenter's front
• 1:11:59
  door. Obtaining a temporary restraining order
• 1:12:02
  against a 31 -year -old man. Loser! Who tried
• 1:12:07
  to enter her Los Angeles home. Yeah, he was trying
• 1:12:09
  to enter more than someone else. Morgan Wallen
• 1:12:13
  is responding to his piano controversy. Why are
• 1:12:16
  you such a douchebag? There's a lot of hot girls
• 1:12:21
  that like Morgan Wallen. I try to enjoy his music.
• 1:12:25
  It's good, but it's not for me. I'm not really
• 1:12:28
  into drunken losers that are never the problem
• 1:12:31
  that surround themselves with yes men. Not really
• 1:12:35
  my vibe. Just being honest. the country singer's
• 1:12:39
  frustrations got the best of him mid -concert
• 1:12:41
  as he faced technical difficulties with the piano
• 1:12:44
  videos circulating on social media morgan finished
• 1:12:47
  an acoustic oh yay you know he finishes every
• 1:12:50
  night performance of his song sand in my boots
• 1:12:53
  at his may 20th stand in your boots Ninth concert
• 1:12:57
  in Denver, Colorado. Before pushing over and
• 1:13:00
  breaking a piano. He's so tough! Throw a chair
• 1:13:04
  in the bag and have a shining piano. He's a gangster!
• 1:13:09
  Seemingly malfunctioned during his concert. After
• 1:13:11
  the top of the piano shattered against the hard
• 1:13:14
  stage floor, fans could be heard both gasping
• 1:13:16
  and cheering and empowering. Oh, the morons.
• 1:13:20
  Cheering. Or field at Mile High Stadium during
• 1:13:23
  this shocking moment. As clips of the moment
• 1:13:25
  made the rounds on social media, users in the
• 1:13:28
  comments section chimed in about his bad boy
• 1:13:30
  behavior, writing, maturity at its best. Not
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  a loser. But man, he has sexual... Beautiful
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  woman. So you gotta give them that. Kendall Jenner
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  and Jacob Elordi are taking their romance global.
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  The pair made their way to Tokyo where they Oh
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  yeah, he's planning. were spotted enjoying ramen
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  at restaurant Udon Shin in a selfie uploaded
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  by Alright, so they're eating ramen. You know,
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  she's firing on her outside. This summer, people
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  are reconnecting. We all haven't hung out in
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  a hot minute. It's actually going worse than
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  I thought. I'm so cocky. Are there any regrets
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  from any of you? All right, so it's Jody Woods
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  responding to Jordan Woods and Kylie Jenner rekindling
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  their friendship. For what you guys put out there,
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  it's hard to say because we haven't seen it yet.
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  All right. Jody Woods looks like she'd be fine
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  to have sex with. All right, happy soaps. What?
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  What is it? Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking down
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  the scenes NBA drama, living out the dreams Fencewives
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  wildin', stories about the queens Droppin' dollars,
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  bombs all in on the schemes Hoppy's loose, man,
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  he knows it all From scandals to the court, rise
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  and fall So I'm going to preface it by saying
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  this is recorded on Tuesday, June 3rd. So I don't
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  know who won the NBA finals. So the people listening
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  in Fresno, you don't know. So I actually took
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  out the clips of the press conference because
• 1:15:10
  it's going to be late. But here we go. Here is
• 1:15:16
  Josh Hart talking about playing fewer minutes.
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  No, I definitely didn't see the bigger picture,
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  you know, in those moments. There was moments
• 1:15:26
  I went home and I'm like, I'm like, Dan, you
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  know, am I ass? I feel that I've been there before.
• 1:15:33
  What do we got here? Here is Darius Garland on
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  Lonzo Ball's podcast talking about the Cavs.
• 1:15:41
  A little up and down. I don't like the way it's
• 1:15:43
  been a little gloomy lately. Speaking about gloomy,
• 1:15:46
  let's talk about Cleveland. What are you guys'
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  thoughts that you see so far in the playoffs
• 1:15:57
  so far? Man, not everybody needs a podcast. Playoffs
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  over. Well, they didn't got swept while y 'all
• 1:16:04
  watching this. Playoffs is over. Playoffs over
• 1:16:08
  for the evening. Well said. Morons. Here is Wemby
• 1:16:15
  talking about seeing Greg Popovich after the
• 1:16:17
  Western Conference Finals win. So for the first
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  question, yes, of course, I saw Pop right away
• 1:16:21
  when we landed. And the emotion was really something
• 1:16:26
  I haven't felt in a while. I don't even know
• 1:16:29
  since when. And coming back down from this is
• 1:16:35
  a challenge. There you go. And then here is Jalen
• 1:16:39
  Brunson on... What do you learn from their last
• 1:16:44
  playoff experience? A couple days off, but when
• 1:16:48
  we were in the gym, we were focused. We were
• 1:16:50
  practicing pretty hard, understanding that not
• 1:16:55
  knowing who we were playing yet, we had to prepare
• 1:16:57
  for both teams. We didn't want to be behind the
• 1:16:59
  eight ball. It was really important for us to
• 1:17:07
  have those days because we saw how we came out
• 1:17:10
  in game one last time. So there you go. I could
• 1:17:15
  not believe this. Well, first of all, before
• 1:17:17
  we get to that, here is Michael Jordan and Gayle
• 1:17:21
  King not having sex. Is there a teeny tiny part
• 1:17:26
  of you that misses basketball, that wishes you
• 1:17:29
  could pick up a ball? 100%. It's not just a teeny,
• 1:17:32
  it's a huge beast. But I've compensated that
• 1:17:35
  feeling through NASCAR or through fishing that
• 1:17:38
  I like going fishing. Yeah, he's competitive.
• 1:17:42
  That urge to dream that if I wish I can still
• 1:17:46
  pick up a basketball. You would still. You would.
• 1:17:48
  I would love to do that. There you are. Here
• 1:17:51
  is Neon and. It's Neon and Andre Drummond. It's
• 1:17:57
  freaking great. And they're at a rest time. And,
• 1:18:01
  you know, Neon. It's from that era of kids that
• 1:18:05
  have to say outlandish things for attention.
• 1:18:07
  And he said that James Harden is better than
• 1:18:09
  LeBron in Cleveland. He's a highly respected
• 1:18:12
  man. Tell me, LeBron. Who's your favorite player
• 1:18:16
  growing up? Well, still growing up. The most
• 1:18:18
  unguardable player of all time. Let's hear it.
• 1:18:21
  Better than LeBron. Oh, my. Better than Jordan.
• 1:18:23
  Oh, Lord. Better than Kyrie. My God. James Harden.
• 1:18:29
  What a stupid moron. that's the problem with
• 1:18:35
  the 22 year olds when they were like 13 he was
• 1:18:38
  under rockets but they had to go to bed because
• 1:18:41
  they had school the next day and they didn't
• 1:18:42
  see him choking midnight what whoa jane's heart
• 1:18:45
  oh shit his old man's in next to them chimes
• 1:18:51
  in what whoa jane's heart oh shit i'm from cleveland
• 1:18:58
  oh man you don't think so Man, does he not do
• 1:19:04
  any prep? Neon. I like your body work. It's cool,
• 1:19:08
  whatever. You got to do research. In the other
• 1:19:11
  clip, you were like to Andre Drummond, why was
• 1:19:13
  the heart playing the Knicks? Do you watch sports?
• 1:19:18
  Let me take a pot. Come on, man. No, Andre, they
• 1:19:23
  don't have a parking lot. It's nothing with you.
• 1:19:25
  You're a douche bag. James Hardy, man. Nice to
• 1:19:28
  meet you, sir. He was not going to let that kid
• 1:19:31
  slant. I could not believe this. LeBron James
• 1:19:36
  is a classless idiot. He has no respect for anybody.
• 1:19:41
  And we're all supposed to deal with the Gen Z
• 1:19:43
  kids like Neon that grew up with him so they
• 1:19:45
  love him. He wouldn't piss on you if you're on
• 1:19:51
  fire. Here he is talking about Ron Harper throwing
• 1:19:56
  shots for no reason with little Steve Nash. who's
• 1:20:00
  the co -host of his podcast, who lets LeBron
• 1:20:04
  and Clutch Sports say whatever they want. And
• 1:20:07
  I don't like that. My lifetime, I've never seen
• 1:20:10
  a team that have an MVP and then a rookie of
• 1:20:12
  the year. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, especially maybe
• 1:20:17
  if he started the year, but they're stacked.
• 1:20:20
  But Dylan's great. Yeah. I'm a big fan. Yeah,
• 1:20:25
  Dylan's great. I mean, his daddy ain't shit,
• 1:20:26
  but he's - What? Let me make sure. Who is Dylan
• 1:20:33
  Harper's dad? It's Ron Harper, the five -time
• 1:20:38
  NBA champion, dad. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let
• 1:20:42
  me see here. How many rings does LeBron have?
• 1:20:49
  Oh, you got five. You're talking about somebody,
• 1:20:54
  yeah, I know you're the role player, but he was
• 1:20:56
  a baller, a shot caller, and you're a classless
• 1:21:00
  idiot that never cheats on Savannah with other
• 1:21:03
  women. Shut your ass. And Steve, now shame on
• 1:21:06
  you for not pushing back. You're a beta male
• 1:21:09
  that let LeBron push you around. I'll see him
• 1:21:12
  when I see him. I'll be with my snow bunny and
• 1:21:16
  have everyone sign NDAs. Shut up. You're a douche.
• 1:21:23
  Gee, everybody like LeBron wonders why people
• 1:21:25
  hate them. And then you talk crap about a great
• 1:21:27
  role player from the 90s that has more class
• 1:21:30
  than you. Shut up. Go bang a snow bunny and make
• 1:21:34
  Savannah cry at home. Oh, yeah. We got 99 days
• 1:21:44
  until the NFL returns. Joy Reid from MSNBC did
• 1:21:49
  not like Jackson Dart. Whatever. AJ Brown said
• 1:21:53
  he doesn't want to talk about him and Jalen Hurts'
• 1:21:56
  relationship. Larry Fitzgerald mourns the death
• 1:22:00
  of his father. Jason Kelsey wrote a new book
• 1:22:05
  and gave a shout out to Taylor and Travis Kelsey.
• 1:22:12
  So that's happening. I'm really not rushing to
• 1:22:14
  have the NFL begin. Because to me, when it begins,
• 1:22:18
  I mean, it's going to be cold weather. And I
• 1:22:25
  live somewhere where there's things to do. So
• 1:22:29
  I'm not really rushing to have shorter days.
• 1:22:33
  We're going to talk about Miles Garrett and more.
• 1:22:36
  But first, let's let this music play out. Here
• 1:22:50
  is Miles Garrett saying why he left Cleveland.
• 1:22:54
  Since the very beginning, it's always been about
• 1:22:56
  winning. It just breaks down to the timing of
• 1:23:02
  everything. What does it realistically look like
• 1:23:05
  to be a winner now? an opportunity to do that,
• 1:23:12
  you know, immediately. You know, that was an
• 1:23:14
  opportunity that was just, you know, too difficult
• 1:23:16
  to pass up. And, you know, I always have, you
• 1:23:19
  know, love my heart for Cleveland City, you know,
• 1:23:21
  community, you know, all its players and everything
• 1:23:24
  else. But the opportunity to come here, have
• 1:23:27
  an immediate and profound impact on this team,
• 1:23:31
  you know, it was something I just, you know,
• 1:23:33
  had to move forward with. No, definitely. Definitely
• 1:23:42
  have to sleep on it. I don't take my time in
• 1:23:45
  Cleveland for granted. I did love being there.
• 1:23:51
  Cleveland means well. My family have become really
• 1:23:55
  a part of the community. There you go. So there's
• 1:23:58
  that. And here's Mike Vrabel talking about A
• 1:24:01
  .J. Brown. Well, I mean, again, whatever happens
• 1:24:10
  or comes up, I think that I can't say that there's
• 1:24:15
  not going to be things that come up with AJ,
• 1:24:18
  with, you know, any single player, right? I think
• 1:24:22
  that this is a competitive game, highly competitive.
• 1:24:26
  Players want to win. Players want to do everything
• 1:24:28
  they can to help their team. They want to make
• 1:24:30
  sure that people are on the right page. So I
• 1:24:34
  don't I don't get into a lot of that. I do get
• 1:24:37
  into Diana Rossini. Here is Sean McVay on a chance
• 1:24:43
  that Aaron Donald might come back. Listen, if
• 1:24:52
  he's interested, you know, there is no. Here's
• 1:24:55
  what I say. You talk to Aaron and you see what
• 1:24:56
  he's saying about that. Yeah. And then here's
• 1:24:59
  Aaron. Talking about why he left the NFL at such
• 1:25:02
  an age. This is a clip. I don't know if it was
• 1:25:04
  from the same day. Ten years. Ten Pro Bowls.
• 1:25:09
  Eight All Pros. Three Defensive Player of the
• 1:25:12
  Year. And Rookie Defensive Player of the Year.
• 1:25:14
  That hot piece of answer porn. Two NFC Championships.
• 1:25:19
  Three NFC West Championships. So he accomplished
• 1:25:22
  a lot. Here is Jim Schwartz. Jim Schwartz said
• 1:25:27
  we had a lot of success on defense. The Browns
• 1:25:29
  made a change ahead coach and passed over me
• 1:25:31
  with all the success we had. Jim Schwartz, I
• 1:25:35
  think you might need to realize that you're a
• 1:25:36
  good defensive mind, but just not a coach. We'll
• 1:25:40
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  accused in a horrific attack at Cedar Point got
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  a surprise in the courtroom this morning. Thanks
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  have been a hate crime because he's a thug. with
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• 1:36:51
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  township's volunteer assistant fire chief donald
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  Oh yeah, I'm sure he listens to Alan Cox every
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  afternoon. We are also hearing from fans about
• 1:37:08
  the Garrett trade. Caitlin McCarthy spent the
• 1:37:10
  night getting their reaction. Oh yeah, she spent
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  the night and gave them all a good time. And
• 1:37:16
  that is it. I mean, if you can get drunk and
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  you might realize... I live in Cleveland. How
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  the hell did this happen? You know, did I used
• 1:38:25
  to eat babies in a former life? And then you
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  look around at your tiny little house that you
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  the top of her ass and going, I'm going to go
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  shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,
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  right? Do you regret anything that you said about
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  Cleveland? I didn't regret it at all. Do you
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  like it? Do you think Cleveland's cool? I mean,
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  I never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland
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  on vacation. I think it's cool. What's so cool
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  about Cleveland? Whether you're white, or black,
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  or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your
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  dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law
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  the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.
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• 1:40:02
  can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like
• 1:40:04
  a dairy cow. What? So if there's a few bucks
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  left over, you know, go get something nice. Yeah!
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  In recent studies, people with autism are less
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  honored person on Hoppy's hour almost done, feels
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  hour, comin' so close Radio waves, made it like
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  comes Mr. Hoppy. Fingers without rings. He ain't
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  sexy. I don't get to sleep. But soon as I'll.