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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #80 - The Adam Ferrone Show · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 1: every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members
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  Speaker 2: Give it up for sho Sebastian Men of Scalco's new
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  Speaker 2: stand up special It Ain't Right. It's coming to Hulu
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  Speaker 2: on November twenty first.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty years ago.
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  Speaker 3: yot and the boxes.
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  Speaker 2: for Bundle subscribers. Terms apply.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a
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  Speaker 4: rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing
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  Speaker 4: up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where
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  Speaker 4: Snickers comes in.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 4: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: It's like the MVP candy bars, and when you bite
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  Speaker 4: into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your head
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  Speaker 4: back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger. Remember this,
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  Speaker 4: Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.
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  Speaker 4: Snicker satisfies. Man, that's a winning play.
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  Speaker 1: Shall we wait?
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  Speaker 5: Getting real? You got it?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta clap.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, my hand's broken.
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  Speaker 1: Are you arthritic?
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  Speaker 5: Now? It fucked up my hand and it got fucked
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  Speaker 5: up more somehow this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Ah but now yeah, is your hand soaked? Sounds like
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  Speaker 1: someone's slapping two newspapers together.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not. Luckily, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: That's how fucking man does it? Brother? Take notes? All right?
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  Speaker 5: Ready, yeah, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Atom
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  Speaker 5: Faron Show. Damn featuring a little sasqua.
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  Speaker 1: You know that was my whole thing when we started
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  Speaker 1: off this show. We're reversing it. No, that's bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: We're reversing you know, a certain certain someone kind of
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  Speaker 5: stole our dynamic on I know, just a show about
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  Speaker 5: you in name, but in reality a show about both
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  Speaker 5: of us. It's about you, bro. No, no, no, it's
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  Speaker 5: not the Atom for oone show. We're changing the name.
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  Speaker 5: Stop it, bro, It's the Atom Farone show featuring that
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  Speaker 5: guy that kind of just lingers in the back of
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  Speaker 5: his videos. Why are you acting like this about yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Are you having fucking ma suing the guy that eats
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  Speaker 5: food sometimes in his videos.
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  Speaker 1: Are you having a self identity crisis?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm not. I'm tired. I'm a little sleepy, but
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  Speaker 5: I'm in a good mood.
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  Speaker 1: Check out off your bingo cards as a sleepy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a little at a rough So I flew
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  Speaker 5: back to New York today.
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  Speaker 1: And boy, are your fucking chicken pox arms tired?
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  Speaker 5: They are? Yeah, you can see him, but it's not
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  Speaker 5: this is this is not even close to the worst
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  Speaker 5: of it.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you showing them off. I think that's like
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  Speaker 1: you're like Winnie Harlow.
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  Speaker 5: That's step one to healing. Yeah, like closing them for
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  Speaker 5: what they are, little boys and girls out there who
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  Speaker 5: have head to toe a smallpox, for all the Native
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  Speaker 5: American children that died. I was still getting worse after
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  Speaker 5: a month.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't expect it to be so orange. So now
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  Speaker 1: it has a nice hue to it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, this is like healing. That's why it's all like
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  Speaker 5: blisters and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably because you've been right with Jesus.
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  Speaker 5: It's because it's that's why it's blistering and oozing. That's
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  Speaker 5: what Jesus actually healing right now.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't he stick his hands in the wounds of the
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  Speaker 1: leopers and ship like that.
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  Speaker 5: I think so, yeah, yeah, that sounds like Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he did that for you.
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  Speaker 5: Some shit he would do.
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  Speaker 1: He stuck his hands and the pussies of all the
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  Speaker 1: lepers out there.
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  Speaker 5: He was a handsy guy. Yeah, he didn't keep his
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  Speaker 5: hands to him. He was always groping Magdalena.
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  Speaker 1: He fucking had his hands all over that bastard, always
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  Speaker 1: dunking his fist in the wine, turning it into water.
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  Speaker 5: Turned into No, he turned it. He turned the blood
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  Speaker 5: into wine.
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  Speaker 1: He turned wine into water.
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  Speaker 5: Because the body of Christ, they were dehydrated Christ, the
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  Speaker 5: fucking ripped body of Christ. Yeah, jacked body. Well, oh, obleak, somehow,
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  Speaker 5: there's still enough to go around.
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  Speaker 1: When you were at my house, you didn't see that
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  Speaker 1: cross that I painted when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 5: It ever been to your house? Yes you have, Oh
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  Speaker 5: you're your childhood my childhood home. I don't remember seeing it.
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  Speaker 1: There was a cross I painted of Jesus looking fucking
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  Speaker 1: like his. I was obsessed with obleaks as a little boy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and his ships were fucking insane to tell Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even know what they were.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know what the name of it was. I
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  Speaker 1: just saw usher music video. I was like, what's that?
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  Speaker 5: That's cocaine? Cocaine obleaks. You think that's how you get
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  Speaker 5: the only way you get obleaks? Like that, Jesus Christ
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  Speaker 5: was gone off the fucking yeah yo, yeah he was
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  Speaker 5: gone off the wizza. Where'd you fly back from uh
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  Speaker 5: massa chusetts Ah, you're a mass for the weekend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: And then the flight was like thirty minutes. Then the
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  Speaker 5: Uber from LaGuardia to here was an hour and.
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  Speaker 1: A half and La Guardia is the closest one.
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  Speaker 5: LaGuardia is like you could run there, yeah in an hour,
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  Speaker 5: Like see, yeah, yeah, exact dude. It's so frustrating. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but tires me up like a long ober.
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  Speaker 1: I think you've got to just bury yourself in your phone,
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  Speaker 1: Like what else are you going to do?
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  Speaker 5: Anything else you can do? You just got to accept it.
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  Speaker 1: Or throwing a calm meditation or some shit.
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  Speaker 5: It gets to that point where you're like taking deep
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  Speaker 5: breaths and the and the uber driver wouldn't turn the
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  Speaker 5: air conditioning on, but all the windows were open and
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  Speaker 5: the sun was just beaming down on the car.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. They the ones that pick you up from the
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  Speaker 1: airport are the most concerned about COVID still, and probably
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  Speaker 1: rightfully so rightfully so there's wild people coming in, fucking.
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  Speaker 5: People like Frances coming in from Africa. Yeah, breathing, he's
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  Speaker 5: carrying on vac. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, was he in the office last.
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  Speaker 5: Week, Francis friend man, the friend man. Yeah, he was
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  Speaker 5: here two days and he's here right now. What was
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  Speaker 5: he saying, dude? He was just shooting the ship? Was
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  Speaker 5: he just classic Frian?
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  Speaker 1: The first day he wore a flowing yellow shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, he's always wearing something nice. But I always gotta
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  Speaker 5: flowing yellow shirt on.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was too I thought it was too
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  Speaker 1: but too many buttons and ships.
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't he rarely doesn't rock a button. I think
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  Speaker 5: that he needs to realize where the fuck he is
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  Speaker 5: right now. When we went to take it down a nuts, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: when we went to Saint Louis, Francis had like a
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  Speaker 5: nice ass fit on, like expensive fit, but then he
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  Speaker 5: forgot his like nice shoes, so he had to wear
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  Speaker 5: these just like a six running shoes with like skinny
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  Speaker 5: jeans and like a five thousand dollars gold shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Did he a gold shirt? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: A suit of armor that he had on straight gold,
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  Speaker 5: just hard gold, not even like woven into it, just
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  Speaker 5: hard ass gold.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, I don't know. He needs to dress like
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  Speaker 1: he's at barstool instead of dressing like he's going to
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  Speaker 1: fucking Harvard Yard or whatever the fuck he's.
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  Speaker 5: Dressed for the fuck does he think this is Harvard
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  Speaker 5: he's dressed for He's going to Harvard Yard.
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  Speaker 1: He's a fucking Harvard boy, fucking dumb ass Harvard bastard.
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  Speaker 5: He's just going to the Harvard Harvard court to have
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  Speaker 5: some fucking Harvard mac and cheese.
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  Speaker 1: With his bitch ass. Do you think it is his Harvard?
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  Speaker 1: This ain't fucking Harvard anymore? Would say that to him,
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  Speaker 1: What are you's Harvard? Bitch? You have him come in
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  Speaker 1: here now just to say it.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, he's working and he's busy. He was
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  Speaker 5: here at like eight am.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why does he keep getting here at eight am?
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  Speaker 5: Is he's trying to prove something to the boss man.
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  Speaker 5: Literally know the boss Man's never here exactly. He had
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  Speaker 5: nothing to prove.
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  Speaker 1: There's not even security.
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  Speaker 5: Francis could literally not do anything for the next year
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  Speaker 5: and they'd still be like Francis is doing good. Francis
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  Speaker 5: is doing a great job.
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  Speaker 1: That's literally the selling point I told him of why
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  Speaker 1: he should come back. He's like, dude, no one's on
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  Speaker 1: your ass anymore. Yeah, he said coming You.
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  Speaker 5: Talk about that though. He said it's going to come
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  Speaker 5: back to bite everyone. And it's like, well, not us, dude,
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  Speaker 5: that we were saying. I was telling him about how
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  Speaker 5: like I was like, dude, it's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to do anything. No, no, I was saying.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, no one comes into work. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: the only people that come in five days a week
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  Speaker 5: are the people that are on the Yak and then
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  Speaker 5: like a handful of other people, but or people like
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  Speaker 5: pick Central too. But like I was telling him that,
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  Speaker 5: and he was like, I don't think people should be
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  Speaker 5: going around saying that because it's going to come back
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  Speaker 5: to bite everybody. How And I'm like, dude, it's been
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  Speaker 5: happening for two years.
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  Speaker 1: How will it bite people?
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  Speaker 5: Because he thinks that Dave is going to hear someone
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  Speaker 5: say that and then start getting on people's ass.
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  Speaker 1: But he has PTSD bad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah he does. It's like an abusive relationship. He said
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  Speaker 5: he was not fun to work here when he was
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  Speaker 5: here before. I know, he was like scared of like
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  Speaker 5: Keith and Nate and shit like yeah yeah Nate dogg Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: people being like fucking yeah work more. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where people's job was just to watch other people and
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  Speaker 1: say how much they were working. That's like a lot
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  Speaker 1: of what people's jobs are here. They're like overseers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. People love to be like that person's not working,
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  Speaker 5: just like they do you doing? What are you doing
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  Speaker 5: watching other people work? Yeah, just like watching the Chain
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  Speaker 5: gang people watch.
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  Speaker 1: Cool hand Yeah yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Or there used to be a whole economy at barstool
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  Speaker 5: of people filming people leaving.
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  Speaker 1: Be like oh haf day bro.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's funny. That was even like that
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  Speaker 5: a little bit when I first started, because when I
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  Speaker 5: first started, it was when Dave was coming back and
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  Speaker 5: he was like that was like the most like day
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  Speaker 5: of Dave I've ever seen Dave, Like when he was
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  Speaker 5: like he was in the Hampton's or the Nantucket or something.
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  Speaker 5: I think he was still going to Nantucket. Back then,
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  Speaker 5: he was a little he wasn't as well off as
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  Speaker 5: he is now.
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  Speaker 1: And he.
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  Speaker 5: Was coming back being like he was like had like
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  Speaker 5: a list of people. He was going to like fire
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  Speaker 5: on the spot. Yeah, firing day, yeah, firing days more.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful. But Francis has no idea. Dude, He's still
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  Speaker 1: like flinches one day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was gonna be yeah, work bitch, little do
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  Speaker 5: you know, like Dave Flinches when I come by it right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And Joey when you and Joey Camass. Whenever Joey says
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  Speaker 1: something super gay, Please don't Yeah, please don't hit me,
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  Speaker 1: Please don't fuck me.
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  Speaker 5: I walked by Joey. I thought he was gonna fuck
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  Speaker 5: my ass. Please don't fuck me, Joey. Yeah, I built
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  Speaker 5: those company break some spandex to work every day, like
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  Speaker 5: dealing up his asshole.
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  Speaker 1: Like Gillian Wallow. Yeah, yeah, two pairs, just to make sure.
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  Speaker 5: They say that it's because you want to have a
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  Speaker 5: clean one and a dirty one when you're locked up.
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  Speaker 5: But I think it's because they're worried. Joey Camass sounds
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  Speaker 5: gonna fuck their ass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't worried that it's impenetrable. Yeah, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: saran wrap your whole dick and ass area in case
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  Speaker 1: you ever wind up going to jail.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I feel like that would be pretty just
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  Speaker 5: like one little blades. Everything's free.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they can't allow blazes in life. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, prison, I'm built for it now.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, you would. We would feast on you in jail.
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  Speaker 1: We'd feast on you in jail.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, you know how I'd get in, you know how,
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  Speaker 5: I'd fucking earn their trust.
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  Speaker 1: First day. I would start cleaning and they'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's a team player.
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  Speaker 5: They'd be like, that guy's a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: No there, they'd be like, he's a team player.
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  Speaker 5: Look like at that pussy.
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  Speaker 1: And I'd walk around like this the whole time.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you don't want to walk around like that. That's
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  Speaker 5: a big mistake. That would be a big mistake. I
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  Speaker 5: know prison.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know anything.
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  Speaker 5: I know prison. I know if that's a mistake. I'd
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  Speaker 5: walk around like a car last thing. You want to
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  Speaker 5: be a tough guy, I'm not tough. I'm just saying
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  Speaker 5: I would be walking around holding people's pockets and stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: right under the radar.
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  Speaker 1: Just like gay as fuck, like a full woman.
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  Speaker 5: No no, no, I don't want to get fucked in
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  Speaker 5: the ass. I don't want to get my ass fucked.
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  Speaker 1: So what holding pockets means your owne's bitch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that just means like you're like.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, that means you're getting asked fucked.
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  Speaker 5: No, it means you're just like one of the guys.
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  Speaker 5: That's you're somebody's like key chain, someone's tomagotchi to show off.
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  Speaker 1: At any mom.
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  Speaker 5: It's like it's like following your mom around at the
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  Speaker 5: mall a child.
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  Speaker 1: If your mom fucked your ass.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, if.
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  Speaker 1: Your mom was sucking your ass, that's what it would
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  Speaker 1: be like.
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  Speaker 5: If I was in prison, I would have I would
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  Speaker 5: I would have one of those leashes, those human like
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  Speaker 5: you know how like, uh, when you're at a mall,
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  Speaker 5: you always see those. There's always the kids on the leash.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, of course I would have one of those
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  Speaker 5: to hang. I would have myself. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: that probably yeah, yeah, I would kill myself instantly.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be diving off the top balcony within town.
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  Speaker 5: If they were like your sentence to twenty days killing
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  Speaker 5: my it doesn't matter how long I'm in.
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  Speaker 1: Therefore, we're not.
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  Speaker 5: Built for it, especially like showering or actually shitting with
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  Speaker 5: a bunch of dudes. Yeah, shitting on the most metal
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  Speaker 5: toilet ever with like two dudes and there were three
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  Speaker 5: guys just watching you poop.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 5: At the upfronts, I had took the worst ship of
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  Speaker 5: my life. I missed almost the entired upfronts.
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  Speaker 1: It was Trent Rigs and Frankie just watching you ship.
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  Speaker 1: You guys were on the.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah they were No, no, I should like a
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  Speaker 5: So I saw you go up do your little set
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  Speaker 5: murdered two hours, two hours, and then Erica went up.
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  Speaker 5: And then as soon as Erica went off, I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I gotta go take a piss, get out there. Stuff
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  Speaker 5: is moving in my stomach. I go into the public bathroom,
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  Speaker 5: like the like the multiple person bathroom where the advertisers were,
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  Speaker 5: and I and I couldn't shit in there because it
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  Speaker 5: was too many people in there, too many advertising So
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  Speaker 5: I sat there in silenced for like five minutes, got up,
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  Speaker 5: went over to the other bathroom someone in there. And
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  Speaker 5: now now I'm in panic mode. I'm just running around
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  Speaker 5: the theater looking for somewhere to take a shit, and
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  Speaker 5: ed Wind comes up to me. For those who don't know,
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  Speaker 5: Edwin is like a guy that works upstairs here, and
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  Speaker 5: he was like, what's up, man, what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing down here?
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  Speaker 5: And I was like kind of like dodging him the
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  Speaker 5: questions and he's like, what are you mad at me?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, dude, I'm gonna shit my pants right now.
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  Speaker 5: And then I found a bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Where was it?
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  Speaker 5: It was downstairs? Oh dude, just brutal green room bathroom,
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  Speaker 5: no different one. And people were banging on the door
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  Speaker 5: the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: That's the that's the worst.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone had to ship. There's too many people there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I did everyone. I don't think everyone had. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't late enough. It wasn't late enough.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't late enough in the day in the night
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  Speaker 5: for people to have like there it was prime ship time.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone was trying to ship.
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  Speaker 1: What dude?
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  Speaker 5: There was a There was lines at every single private bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think the night is prime ship time? No?
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  Speaker 5: I think like seven pm is?
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  Speaker 1: I think the morning is?
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  Speaker 5: No seven pm? Like when you have that first beer,
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: you just have to ship right away, dude. I think
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  Speaker 5: our biologies are different. No. I was shooting like no
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  Speaker 5: one's ever show Tyler.
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  Speaker 1: When do you when your crime shit times? Morning for morning? Definitely?
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  Speaker 1: I thought I didn't know if I was just crazy.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: I wasn't going to try to put crazy on you. No.
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: I shoot in the morning too, but I think then
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: it comes back around at night.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Oh you're a double day. Oh I had their double day.
• 13:53
  Speaker 5: I had to do two courtesy flushes. Damn yeah, you
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: mean so one right away as soon as turd hit Walter. Oh,
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: I don't even know if I would say turd is
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: the word to describe.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: It turns out the word now, what's the word? I
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: Something that looks like something that was should have been
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: supposed to be in a crock pod. A full gumbo
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: came out of Yeah, is that doing so?
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Are those full shrimps? Yeah?
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: It was bad though. That was what My contribution to
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: the Upfronts was that the shrimp my contribution. I think
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: we might have we might have lost advertisers like my ship. Yeah.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I thought I saw like Rothy's streaming out.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: The back door and like fuck no, just like advertising
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: with these people bursting through.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: The double doors, like the emergency exit. Yea, oh my god.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: The Upfronts was cool, dude, I mean, it's really it's
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: it's uh, it's not supposed to be like cool or content.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: It's more supposed to.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: Be just it's supposed to be cool.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit of s ing d.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: We're barstool bro. We pushed limits.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Selling the guys. Yeah we do. We're cool. Did you
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: get that vibe? I got the vibe that it was
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: long as hell.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: It's like when people talk about barstool that work here,
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: we pushed them. We don't play by the rules and
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: we move products. That's my favorite hit. I get off
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: on it. Yeah, it just cracks me up every time.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: We're disruptors here. We disrupt.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: We're media disruptors.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Like, who's disrupting? What are we disrupting? What's being disrupted?
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: We don't wear buttons on our shirts. Yeah, we disrupt.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: We're a little bit different. We were a short work
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: in pop culture podcasts and we're like, we disrupt. We're
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: just the media doesn't like us. We got to put it,
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: put it ease. We don't play by the rules. But
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: deep down they're jealous. We sound like a like sorority
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: trying to recruit people. Jealousy is a sickness. They get
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: well soon, yeah, but they eat it up. But the
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: advertisers they're like, fuck, yeah, dude.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: We want to pledge Yeah, we want to rush.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Like they do disrupt, don't they.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna have a bunch of advertisers like
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: in the door, like some like when you open up
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: the sorority door and they're all like singing this song
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: or no. Yeah, we're gonna have a bunch of advertisers
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: pledging the fuck out of us.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Dude. They switch that up though. They don't even do
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: those dances anymore. They used to do like the real
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: traditional Yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it felt like the nineteen forties.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Now it's just girls getting down. Have you seen those videos? Yeah,
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: it's girls like uh, I mean they have to when
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: they're in Yeah, yeah, it's girls shaking ass. They're shaking ass.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: They're shaking I was, I was beating around it, but
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: they're yeah, they're shaking.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Throwing ass.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna shaking it. They're throwing it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: On the veracity of that. I don't know whether they're
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: good or bad at it, but you know, they definitely
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: are choreographing the fuck out of it. They're definitely trying
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: really hard, and.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: I'm proud of them, are you? I'm proud of the girls. Yeah,
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: keep throwing it your entire algorithm is just a sorority rush.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: I saw one video that bars post it and then
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: all the comments are like their dads must be real proud.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: It's always that.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't think there's anything to not
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: be proud of.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Dudes love saying like if a girl does something like
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: completely normal, they love commenting and being like praying I
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: never have a daughter. He's like what, dude, Like it
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: gets like girls dancing.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Like a girl at her like piano recital. Yeah yeah
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: please God neverow.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Daddy must be real proud. Yeah, so strange praying I
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: never have a daughter, or like that's like the same
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: class of guy who like has like a fucking gun
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: in their prom picture. Yeah yeah, dude who's just like
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: posing with like one hundred and twenty pound like skinny
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: ass dude, this like jackass dad be like, don't fucking
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: try it. That's like, dude, I don't think he was
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: gonna try it. That is cool. It's cool if when
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: I'm a dad, I'm going to do that, but all
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: the daughters like that is like the coolest thing you
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: can do as a dad is am a weapon at
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: the at your daughter's prom day. And I'm gonna do
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: a video where like I prove that it's loaded.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: The coolest thing you can do as a dad is
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: given the boy a flesh wound. Yeah, just give him
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: a little grays on the arm.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Are those red bottom shoes? Like, no, that's blood?
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm walking in a pool of blood.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Right now, dude.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: The uh there was actually a SNL did a very
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: funny skit where they did like the dad with the
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: gun and then the dad like accidentally kills the the
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: boy something like that. Sounds funny, It was funny. One
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: of my boys got hired at SNL. Marcelo Hernandez.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, have I heard you talk
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: about him before?
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we talked about him like the week before when
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: aw Mkofski.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Was here and you're like, he's very funny. Yeah, that's
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: my boy. That's yeah in white way. Is he your dog?
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: We talk a lot at the stand, which one of
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: his secrets? I can tell you guys are dog. Yeah,
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: very nice. Well, I guess it was a secret that
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: he was getting SNL because he didn't tell me. Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: And then I opened up my Instagram and he was
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: just there on the SNL page and I was like,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: what the fuck?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? That is a great feeling though, when
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: you just see one of your friends fired up, get
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: some cool as shit happened to one of your friends.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get more spots with a stand now too,
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: because he's not gonna be there because he's a boy,
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: because he's not going to be there. Well, this guy,
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: you know, but I actually was super pumped for him.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I had some dude dming me being like
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: not a big deal, like, yeah it is.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Are you sure he wasn't being sarcastic, like hell no.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: We we had a full like hour long back and forth.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Why you were saying that it's cool to get SNL.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: I was saying, it's like wildly impressive to get SNL,
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: And he was saying that getting a barstool is just
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: as impressive, if not more impressive, which, like I get that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Like people are like, like I understand where people coming from,
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: like being like, oh SNL is not funny, not fully wrong.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: They have bad shit, but like and I understand them
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: being like I love barstool, but it's like, dude, like
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: SNL is undenied bleep, Like one of the biggest shows ever.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Can you be can you fat your way into SNL?
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: No?
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: You don't think you can get your way into or
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: trans your way in?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Is that true? Is that true?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Is your is your dog Marcelo? Are they trans now?
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: So?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I guess he's broken the mold? Is he sis? Is
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: he sis?
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: White?
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Man? He's not white. I don't think that's how you went.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Very dope.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: It's not from America.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, very dope. Yeah, so I mean yeah that I
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: think it is more.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Always talking in Spanish on stage. Really, I don't know
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: what he's saying, but I assume everyone's laughing, so I
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: assume it's funny. You Yeah, yeah, but he got JFL
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: new Faces?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Oh ship? What's that Montreal?
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh nice?
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's like a like that's like of like
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: a lot of people from that get SNL right after
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: and apparently he like murdered.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Are are you hoping to get JFL new Faces?
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: I would like to, Yeah, it'd be cool.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Well, let's start the campaign.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: It's sassy jo if it's a campaign type.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Hashtag this, let's get flowing dude.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: No, let's get a good graphic, dude, let's get we
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: just get one of those a good ass graphic or
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: something like that, we should let's do a graphics yet
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: rolling on wild enough, I think I could just go.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I could just go to wilding Out
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: and wild out with them. Yeah, you probably killed it, dude,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: But I had a similar feeling to the one you
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: felt of just like finding something like kind of like
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: discovering something good is happening to someone of this dude
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I knew at Penn State. I was even better friends
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: with his older brother. But this dude, I was just
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: like I think I was on like Dana White's Instagram
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: or whatever, and I saw a dude who was like
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: fighting at UFC this weekend, and I was like, I
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: fucking know this dude. I didn't even know he really,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: like I knew he was like I heard when he
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: was starting to like fight m m A. And then
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: he's just like number three on the car for fucking
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: for like a Vegas UFC.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: Do you get how do you do that? How do
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: you get into like how do you get recruited by
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: the UFC? I think you just got to whip ass,
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: just like beating the fuck out of someone.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: He must have just been whipping ass.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: He must have been.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's just dudes in uh in gyms and
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: ship like, yeah, I think you're just in like a
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Gracie gym, whether its Gracie or fucking.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Hoys Racy or what's the other one. There's like a
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: bunch of big one, but there's another great. I don't
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: think it's a UFC gym. That's what's it called Jim
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Marshall like martial arts.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: But I think that's what those dudes do. First.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true, they do martial arts, I guess, yeah, yeah,
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: But it was just sweet to see this dude just like, dude,
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: I haven't and he's not like he's not like fucking
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: massively shredded.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: He's kind of like if you saw him, he he'd
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: be like he's like in good shape. He has obliques obviously.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, dude, Nate Diaz not not massively shredded
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I came face to face with him at the fight DA.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was just I just thought you.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Saw him on him? Huh did you tell my bet
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: on him? Like no, I don't actually love him, but
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know anything about him. Everyone
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: was just like Natiez, this is his last fight. Dude's like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: fuck it, dude, let's throw some bills on this. I
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: don't think you're gonna want to say you hate him, dude,
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: What if he comes around to whip your ete. I
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: never I hated him.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you kind of hate him.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: No, I just said I don't know a lot about him.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I don't just like him, just like him.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a big fan. Yeah, but he wasn't. He's
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: not like I didn't know much about him. And I
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: saw him and I was like I expected not what
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: I expected him to look like. Me and him have
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: the same body. Yeah, but he's just like beating ass.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, and he was with fifteen dudes looking
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: tough as shit.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, there were so many famous people at that fight.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: It was it was a big fight. It was a
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: massive fight.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: You saw Chappelle, Rogan, they weren't We didn't. We didn't
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: see hee them. Wait were they all together? Yeah?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I saw that Chappelle and Rogan were together.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: And then Tony Hinchcliffe was there.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Oh he was with them. Yeah, I believe so they
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, like live event. Lisa went over and like
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: asked if or I asked Joe Rogan, like they were like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: should we go get like should we see if we're
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: gonna do an interview? And we're like, dude, he's not
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: gonna do an interview. I can't hurt to ask. And
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: they went over and I heard that they asked him
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: not only if he could do an interview, they just
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: went to like, hey, do you want to go be
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: on the broadcast?
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: And he just laughed in live event Lisa's face just
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: like I laughed. It was mortified. It was mortified. I
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: had nothing even to do with it, but he just
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: like I would, he just cracked up. I would leave
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: the building if I was there.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: They were like telling us, like I.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Would they ever think that's a good idea. The people
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: with his own were like, we're gonna get you all
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: the celebrities that come in, like whoever, you'll just be
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: able to like why I knows that were you guys
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: the main broadcast.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: There was two broadcasts, so we were like an alternative
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: broadcast or alternate broadcast. That's crazy, but like, uh, Logan
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Paul came in.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: They fucking he had like a pretty buttoned up interview
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: with large like he was kind of monotone, and then
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: his shirt that you're wearing, and then he saw there,
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: say Neil Cassidy on it? Yeah, Bro, isn't that like
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Dean Moriarty, Jack Kerouac.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah bro, oh whow you got all the beats? Alan Ginsburg?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah bro, what is it? You like it? Yeah?
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Where'd you get that?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: My boy makes it?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I want that, do you?
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: No?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I will give you the shirt.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: No, I don't want it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I'll give you the shirt.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: But it's a cool shirt. As soon as the camera start,
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: think I can expect you to. You know, Alan Ginsburg
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: is a pedophile, right, That's why I have the shirt.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: Raging pedophile.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: That's why I have the shirt.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: He did, right, howl though.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Exactly separate the the artists.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: All right, yeah, alrightee r Kelly's right on here is
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: he real?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Oh so it's just a bunch of a pedophile shirt.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Damn my pedo shirt.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Neil Cassidy wasn't a pedal, was he?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: This is Jimmy Savo. Fucking Jerry sand Dusky's on. I
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: have all the guys. Do you want it? Right now?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You want my pedophile shirt?
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Wait, go back to get back to your story. I
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: was that was interested.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I forget what I was talking about.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: We're talking about the fight Logan.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Paul was, oh, oh yeah, he saw Large. He had
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: like kind of a buttoned up interview, and then he
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: saw Caleb and they were like, yea, like fucking that.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I'm low key convinced.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Caleb knows like every celebrity walking on the face of
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: this earth liver king walk past him. He's like, what
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: the fuck, like I was liver king there because he's
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: he loves the cloud. Yeah he does.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: He was just outside like Buckingham Palace. No, but his
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: whole he was there with this whole family and they
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: were all wearing.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Like a Buckingham palace.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: He was just that Buckingham Palace doing curls. You didn't
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: see the video where it's like, no, you would have
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: wanted to know.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Now the Queen's funeral like just happened, didn't it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I think, so, yeah, they're fucking dragging this ship out. Dude,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: She's been fucking dead longer.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: Than she.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Still happening. I bet it's still happening. Yeah, you saw
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: that uh like guard that just like passed out. No
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: lucky bastards.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: One of the guards just like fucking like fell out.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Well he was right next.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: To the cast because they don't let those guys move,
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: I know, in such a stand, like not move a
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: muscle for hours.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: It's the dumbest thing ever, so stupid. They looks so corny,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: like I've I have zero respect after they've.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Been to the Vatican.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Is that yeah? You've seen the guards there?
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: No?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Oh is it this? They were It was like the
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Swedish guard or some ship.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude. They look just dumb.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have like colors.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: They don't even have guns, dude. They just have like
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: these long ass wooden like just bayonets.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Just sticks.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's long sticks with like a tiny pocket knife
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: on the end.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: They're like fighting like Ninja turtles.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Hell are you guys gonna do with that? It's like
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: an actual threat is happening.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just get mowed down, dude.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Look at these guys. They look like jestures.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, let tradition go. Yeah, can we
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: just fucking let a.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Picture of one of those guys right in his face
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: because they just they can't react, They can't do anything right.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: And went there and I took a picture because but
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: I was like, not in a disrespectful way, I was
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: just like, I want to take a picture of this guy.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta show my friends crown those.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Big ass wooden poles.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Eh with like axes that oh they're like dog shaped
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: at the top. Those aren't even like are those axes?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: How could you even use that?
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know. You need someone to be like someone
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: there has to have a gun just in it, Like
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: there's a sniper on the roofers.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: That's probably why the pants are so baggy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Block Tuck, big T shirt. Billy Eilish, Yeah, that the
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: other ship, dude, that kind of ship. Shout out to
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: my boy Armani White.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Shout out Billie Eilish too.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: But there was a bunch of fucking stars at the fight.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan was in there.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw that.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: That was a funny interview that you guys did. Yeah,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: they were just like peer pressure in us making enemies, dude,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, there's his own lady. Jordan's ever going
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to come on the pod now, his own lady that
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: like like brushed me away that the whole night after that,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: she like had it out for me. All Everyone in
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: barstool was like standing along like the entrance route where
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Canelo and Triple G walked in. Yeah, and every time
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I'd stand there, she'd come up and be like, let
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: me see your credential. You're not classified to stand and
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: she like send me to the fucking back, and like
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I would sneak back out and like her head snapped
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: around like the EXTRACI yeah, ring. She made dead eye
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: contact with me. She just owned the fuck out of me.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: The entire de Zone team just had eyes on me
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: after I bothered b Jordan. You can fuck around, but
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: not with fucking.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Who else Jordan's it was Rogan Chappelle. I can't believe that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: I can't believe they asked Rogan at least send like
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Dave or something.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Dave was on the broadcast.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like I mean, they're like, hey, I'm live
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: event Lisa from Barstool Sports. You want to hop on on.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Our Dizne alternate broadcast.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, it was.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: It was tough.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Tough. It was no one was like, hey, maybe don't
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: maybe it's not a good idea to disrespect Rogan their
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: whole time. I'm gonna have to talk to someone after this. Yeah.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know the people who are like.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: My chances, they just have.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: They just have pie in the sky kind of like
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: beliefs of like who they can get or that, like
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: this is the whole celebrity booking world is a crazy world.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: It is they're like but it is like it is weird.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: But at the same time, it's like I get they're
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: coming from because like then, like Danny DeVito will walk
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: in the building, So it's like it makes sense why
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: they have such high like hopes because like then they
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: randomly will get someone that's like, why the fuck is
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: that person here?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Some people are down to do whatever.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean Danny DeVito, that was crazy. Logan
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Paul walked in with the dude Mike how was Yeah, dude,
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: what the fuck? Oh that Mike?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: The do that dated Lenna Rhodes? What how do you say?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: His last name?
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Malajak, Maliseka, Malise Mike Malisek.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I felt bad.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: That's like Mike negligent, negligent or something. Mike negligent, Mike negligent,
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: magi act Mike. That was close, not Mike naggual ak.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he or he or he was just like gonna
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: go walk in with uh. And then Lars just only
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: started interviewing Logan Paul. Oh really, it was dumb awkward
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: as well. I went up and started talking to him.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I felt bad.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: He seems like a nice guy.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: He was nice as fun. Yeah, he seems like a
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: nice guy. He was super sweet, dude, he was nice
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: as fuck. Bob Menery was in there. Oh hell yeah, Yeah,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: fucking legend dude. He was at the bar. He had
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: a fucking shot ski and he was just doing it alone.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, was he really?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: He had five shots and he was just in the
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: middle one and all the other four, just like Bob
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Metory was just ripping his shopsk his fucking face.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. What the fuck Metory? Why did you guys
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: get out there so early? Why'd you guy out there
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: on Thursday?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: We got out there Thursday so they could watch like
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Thursday night football.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we like a room and how the boys get
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: when they can't watch the game.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you're a betting man now, so you fucking
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: you know how it is. Yeah, I am. I watched
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: it to lose your fucking shirt on it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: Watched a lot of football yesterday.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Was it sweet?
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: And pops did?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Was it fun?
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: It was fun? I mean I ended up losing, which sucked.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: You lost your one bet that you made.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, I almost won it.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were right.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: There's all that counts. I lost because the buck, because
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: the Bengals loss.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I know you had the other three legs of the parlor.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: We're fucking you. You kind of are a sharp. If
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: you had just bet them all all three straight up,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: you would been you would have been in the money. Mm. Yes, yeah, I.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Don't think you know what you're talking about.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: You know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: I don't think you do. I was just with Big
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Cat and Press all weekend. You think we were talking
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: gambling the whole time. Those guys don't know how to bet.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: They're fucking sharp, dude. It was the like the only
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking like Vegas at all, because the only
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: thing that you've been you just sit in your fucking
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: hotel room all day and then money and or like
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: just wait to go out and like get a stake
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: and then just like go back to bed. Yeah, the
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: ship is not sweet if you're not like on the
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: gambling floor, playing a bunch of slots or chasing down
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: like a club life.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: What is Panama Hotel out there? No, not even or
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: casino no, no, not even so we're just at some randomers,
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: at some random hotel.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Hotel with low ceilings. Dude, strip it gave me claustrophobia. Yeah, strip, Yeah,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: we were right on the strip.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, you've got to get out to Vegas just
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: so you can learn how much you'll hate it. I
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: don't think I would like it. I have no interest
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: in going. Yeah, you're gonna have to go sometime. You'll
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: probably get a residency with the way you're going by
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: what I have to go. Barstool SNL residency in Vegas
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: until you're seventy five years old. I would actually go
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: to Vegas for SNL.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: No, that's your career trajectory.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Oh oh, barstool SNL residency in Vegas until you're seventy
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: five years old.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Like Elvis. You live at the tip of that pyramid hotel.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, live at the top there, like David Blaine.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: I have no interest in doing that stuff and playing
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: the tables. What do you mean, Oh, oh, just not
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: much of a games guy.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I know. I mean we love to watch ball.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: I like watching the Biggs.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: So the only way to tie it together. It just
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: makes the game a little bit more.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Fun and talking about dude, Penn State, this is our year.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we are, Bro.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: I might be the biggest Penn State fan in the office.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: And you're also the city the sharpest mind in college football.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Minding college football. I don't know if I'm gonna bet
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: the Eagles tonight, though, why not? Feel a little feels
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: a little shaky. I'm going to the game, are you really? Yeah?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going down, dog.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Why am I not coming with you? You asshole? You
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: know I'm a big Eagles fan. I don't have to start,
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: but I'm gonna bang out the Cowboys sweatsir again.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: That's why you're not coming with It's because of the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Cowboys sweatcher. That's literally because a big game with Fidleberg.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, damn damn, just you and Fidelberg and Shane
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: and Tommy oh hell yeah, and Billy and uh Chris O'Connor. Damn.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: You had a whole crew that you're going with. Yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: and it sounds like it'll be fun, dude, have fun.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be fucking sick.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be sick, dude. It's gonna guys say what's up.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be incredible. No, it's because you. We keep
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: on wearing that cowboy sweathirt. Now, dude, They're like, should
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: we bring sass? And I was like, no, First off,
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: I would have to sit really close to you. Why
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: from the way those arms are, I mean stadium seating.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: I can't keep a good six foot bubble away you're trying.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: The problem is your triceps for a huge I'll wait
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: in the car, bring me.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Just go down to tail I know you love the
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: tailgate scene.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: The Eagles tailgate scene is crazy. I know it's just
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: guys having fun.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: And that was week one last year. This is a
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: home opener and night game one is big. I mean,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: this is week two. Dog. You's thinking week one, Dog, Week.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Two is not going to be anything like week one,
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: And that's a promise. Wait till I promise.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: So week three and it's home opener.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: You don't know shit about shit that might be true,
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: that actually might be true. Well, you know how I
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: got tickets.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: How I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers up to ten
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: percent off smoothies and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: you think college is for Get.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Uber one for students, a membership to save on Uber
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: and Uber eats.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: With deals this good. Everyone wants to be a student
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: joined for just four ninety nine a month. Savings may
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: H Gary to talk to sales and ask if they
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: can switch the codes back to cod rone.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: No no, no thank you, no no thank you.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Can you make it, mister sasquat Adam for your own show,
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: because you're a grown ass man. Now, I'm just busting
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: your balls and I don't like him because I'm just
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: busting you know, I.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Have finish skin busting. You know I conditioned and can't
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: take it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Since when is it illegal to bust chops?
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Leave my fucking chops out of this? What are chops even? Dude?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Are those your balls?
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Are your chops your balls? Thought it
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: was like your vocal courts, right, they're chopped. He's got
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: a good set of chops. Oh, get a pair of
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: chops on.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: He's got chops. This guy's got chops. Yeah, but I
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: don't think it's vocal cords.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: That's what I just hay when someone's spitting.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's got chops, I's got chops. That's what I
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: say when I'm watching a karate movie.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, or even Chinese food, that's
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: funked up. Why chopsticks?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, it was fucked up with me.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: You racist?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: That was fucked up with me.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: You're a pig.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: No, chop is Children's Hospital of Pennsylvania. Everybody knows that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Where I why I'm not going to the game because
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that. No, yeah, i'd probably fake Philly guy.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: We just getting dude, I'm not like I'm an Eagles
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: fan at heart, but I'm a Penn State. Like I
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: bleed Penn State, I bleed white.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: What do you have sharpest sharpest college football mine in
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the office? What do you have inim? Ranked in the
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: top ten? Where do you have one? Really? Are you serious?
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: What dude?
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: You know? All I'm gonna say is Penn State looked
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: good this weekend.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: It's nice.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: And that's against Auburn too. Quarterback plays a little shaky.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Auburn sucks, dick, I know, which.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Is why I can't be that excited about them beating them. Yeah,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: wait till we play Michigan and Ohio State.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Ohio State's gonna be trouble. That's gonna be I'm gonna
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: be there for that one. We won't have to be there.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a wagon white out game day.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Oh we were there like a year ago today. Yeah,
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: to Penn State, it was like I think it was yesterday,
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: it might have been Sunday.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel bad about how that whole thing went down.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Why because we hate crime to those gay dudes on
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: accident like they were just they're just so cool and
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: nice and like cutting down to make content. And then
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: the whole barstool comments section at every turn. Yeah, every
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: time their shit got posted, you just like see them crying.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Dude's gotta we gotta start letting the gateudes watch football.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I almost felt as bad for them as as when
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: as that mom that Brionna Chicken fry beat up.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was harsh, dude.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I can't believe she two pieced that woman in the bathroom.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I now.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: I saw that video like thirty seconds after it came
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: out on her story, and I was like, what the
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: fuck is this? And then I kept scrolling and then
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: the next morning it was like on CNN Breaking news.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don Lemon sassay.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: Yeahuse girls go to the Harry Styles concert like rowdy.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: And Harry Styles has been having a New York conference
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: for three months.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: He's been at Madison Square Garden for literally like months. Yeah,
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: selling out every show.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: He lives in the rafters like this.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: The opera girl in the world has flown in and
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: out of New York to go to that concert a.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Couple of times. Yeah, like over multiple weeks. It that good.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: I kind of want to go. And just Harry Styles
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: is on the Knicks now, yeah, dude, he may as well.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: He has forty one home games that he play. Come on,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: come on, put him in the fucking rafters.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, that wasn't cool. What Brianna did?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: What was it? Out of an old lady? Well, she
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: was just the lady was so old. She made her
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: bite the curb, she made her bite the toilet in
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, the porcelain.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Through over what what was it a boa?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Is that what they called it? What was it called boa?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Is stricter? Lady had made the same snake like.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: A scarf right, it's called a bo. It's called a boa.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah you never heard of a bow.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: The girl clapped back too, She was like, picture before
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: the show, as you can see my boa. I was like,
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: fuck off, who cares? It's a boa. Imagine getting rowdy
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: in the Harry Styles concert bathroom over a boa over
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: like a ten cent bow.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's literally I would let that go. It's a
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: bag of fellows say.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Hey, guys, I'm here to have fun. We're all here
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: to watch Harry perform.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Dude. But you know how Harry he whips these women
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: into a friend. I know he does.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: He gets that's them riled up. They're so horny they
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: don't even know how to contain.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, he does. He has their pheromones, their hormone
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: flying off the charts, and they're like animals in the wild,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: like a bunch of lionesses fighting for the main lion.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It probably happens all the fun.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: There's probably so many cat fights at that concert. And
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: he goes on laid on purpose to have them as
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: drunk as him with his bitch ass drinking problem. But
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: it is an alcoholic. He's a bad parts an angry
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: alcoholic to an angry drunk.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, and he makes he's like a Roman
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: emperor too. He likes the women fighting for his pleasure.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Dude, they do you think it's just like I'd imagine
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: that that show gets wild, the bathroom must be nuts.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: And I bet the bathroom and I bet the men's
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: bathroom is like the best vibe of all time. Ads
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: with tucked in golf shirts being like, the fuck is
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: going on? What are we doing? What are we doing?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Fellows or like just like chugging a thirty two?
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah they ca yeah, yeah, just bring they're bringing their
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: like thirteen year old daughters.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: That or it's like boyfriend but vibe and then the
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: girl's bathroom.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Boyfriends don't go to those shows, You don't think, No,
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: I think it's mostly dads.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: No, I think the girl.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: I think girls, because I think girls can gather up
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: a big enough crew of girls to go with them.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: I think it's just that the boyfriend doesn't have to go.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: I think that the dads have to go because they
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: got to bring their daughters. Yeah, their ten year old
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: dad gets slapped on bringing fifteen ten year old girls.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I'll take them. Yeah, his name's right on my shirt.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Uh, the only reason I think that some boyfriends go.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I think that the boyfriends of who of girls who
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: are in loveless relationships and the girls like just want
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: to get horny enough to have sex with their boyfriend
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: for one last time.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think there's how many dudes you think they
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: are there that are like pissed, like, why don't you
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: just fuck him? If you like him so bad? Why
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: don't you just fuck him? She's just jealous, Yeah, just
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: less as fuck of the tiny little man on stage
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: a mile away.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck him. That's your boyfriend now, I guess.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Not even here.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You haven't looked at me once.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could do it, he guy, Yeah, I could
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: easily do that. He's not gonna fuck you. You know that, right.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: She doesn't even hear.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: That probably happens like every single show. She's just whipping
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: her Boa. Yeah, he's the one that gave Brionna chicken fry.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: The Boa tried to start something up.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Just like ripped it off. She didn't even notice.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: We should get we should try and track down the
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: Boa and sell it on what.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: It's gonna go. It literally would go for more than Rico's.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Can you think that Boa is Now that's gonna be
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: in a planet Hollywood, I will be That's gonna sell
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: on eBay like a fucking Honus wagon. Rookie card I
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: looked at Brianna's TikTok because Greer sent it of like
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: the because he was sending us like the girls response.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: You don't need to qualify it, bro, You're allowed to
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: look at her.
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: The video has like two million likes.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Nothing I ever do will ever get that many likes.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, once you get your residency in Vegas, I want
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: to give a resident once the downfall starts after you
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: go to sn OL, I'm in Vegas.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna go to SNL, pretend that you're like
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: speak a different language or something like that, get discovered
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: for appropriating culture. Yeah, get canceled, come back with a
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: massive cancel, and that's how you're gonna get your residency.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, betting, I just speaking about it. Just finished the
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Norm McDonald memoir. Finally, finally I'm back and reading.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I'm now I'm reading Sam Talon's book Run the Light,
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Running the Light.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, dude, what's it? Yeah?
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: It is fucking good. Have you read it? On it dude,
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: it is fucking good.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: What's it about?
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Just about like a comedian on the road. But it's
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: not like about like comedy that sounds fucking good. It's
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: very similar to like a lot of the books that
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: I read in the beginning of the year. It's just
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: like a day to day story basically of him just
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: getting like insanely fucked up. I don't know, kind of
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's similar to that,
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: just him getting fucked up all the time. Yeah, Verry
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Charles Bukowski esque.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: That is funny that dudes could just be like I'm
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: getting I'm gonna retard it and fucking reading writing a book.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it is like it is like a
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: genre of writing where it's like as long as you're
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: a good enough writer, like anyone could write like a
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: good ass book like that. Yeah.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's like different types of comedians or
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: writers too. It's like writers who have crazy imaginations but
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: are kind of just like stay at their desk and
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: just write write stuff, you know, Sam talent, No, I
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: have no idea who they are.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Funny, or there's writers who just like live crazy so
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: they have something to write about, Like MGK, do you
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: know how MGK writing?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a good new ship to keep writing.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Mgk's the goat. Dude, he's a sneaky goat.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: He is well, he's a fucking sick writer. He's the
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Bukowski of our time. No, no, no, yes he is dude. No,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: or he's the Hunter s Thompson of our time. Dude.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Billy I we were having that argument while ago. We're
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: talking about if Billy Eilish or Olivia Rodrigo has more bangers.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: Billy Eilish by like a landslide, a land slide. But
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: I think it was just me and you against everyone,
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: isn't it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Tyler was with us.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Everyone was saying, Olivia, dude, Olivia Rodrigo has like three
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: bangers and they are maybe in the gravity of bangers,
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: but they are but they're like, dude, She's like, well,
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: they're paramore. So I feel like that's how people must
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: view my comedy is like her music, Like she's like writing.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're like Olivia Rodrigo of comedy.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: No.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: But it's like everyone's always like, oh, he has no
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: life experience, and like I was reading, I was listening
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: to one of her songs and I was like, dude,
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Like she's writing about like not being able to like
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: study for her math test or some bullshit, and everyone's like, dude,
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: this is too real. This is hitting me so close
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: to home.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: She has one line specifically that I'm thinking of. I
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: can't think of. I can't remember it, though. I feel
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: so seen something about being like anxious. Dude, anxiety is
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: so lame.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: With algebra.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: We should de stigma. We should stigmatize talking about mental
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: health problems. Oh yeah, that shit is lame, super lame.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Remember when I used to do that. Ship not anymore.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Fucking steel Brains, you are a warrior, no warrior. You
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: came out so much stronger.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Thanks, dude. Fuck dude. I feel like I had a
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: bunch of stuff I wanted to talk about, didn't because
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: we didn't even really do Like, we didn't really catch
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: up last week.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Or the week before. But we've been having fucking guests.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: So it's just the fucking guys doing guests. Yeah, just
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: some fellas. We shot guns, Me and me and me
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: and the mookman got a shotgun. Phoenix shot guns.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Really to the range. No way, brother, Yeah, because you
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: were supposed to take me, but you never was, so
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Mook surprised me. He took you. He knocked on my
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: door and he said, guess where we're a going.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: It was Windold. It was fun as fuck.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Dude. You should have been there. Yeah, we only we
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: could have shot fall auto if we wanted to. We didn't,
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: but we could have.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I just have respect for you, know what I mean,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: victims of shooting.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: So so you're a pussy, Yeah I am. Actually, well
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: whatever floats your boat. I got the itch now though,
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Like I was, like looking back, I was looking up
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: ranges when I came back to New York. It's like,
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: is there a range in West Village?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: It's like a break room place you could smash bottle
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: shoot guns. Yeah, they want the guns far far away
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: from New York.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: It's probably smart.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: People have too spicy of temper, of like temper too.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: If I had a gun today, it would have been
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: a bad day to be in New York, that's for sure.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: That's why they want them off planes to drive from
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: from LaGuardia. Yeah. If people get so pissed off at airports,
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: it's like, oh, we can't have guns here. I get
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: like it. I experience a level of rage that I
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: think I don't think I'm possible of reaching aside for
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: being like traveling, you have to use that ship now
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: as soon as that happens. What happens happened because it
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: was like what can you do? I mean, what would
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: you worry? And stopped traffic just not moving? We're in
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: the and the time's going up instead of down to
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: just come to the office. You can come to the
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: office from LaGuardia.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: But why does that bother you?
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Why would it not bother me? I didn't get to shower, bro,
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: I didn't get to go them and shower. I'm stinky
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: right now. But uh, you always think, no, I don't.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: I smell it pretty good actually, But uh, I'm just
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: saying worrying about things you can't control it seems like
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: a fool's Errand please, what else would you worry about?
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Everyone worries about things they can't control. That's the worst
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: piece of advice that someone can give you. So, oh,
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: don't worry about things you can't control.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: That's good ass advice. Worry about that, that's good ass advice.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Worry about your your little stand up set.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Can't control that either, Yes, you can't. That just comes
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: into my brain.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: That's literally one hundred percent under your control. How you
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: do it, what you can come up with, what you say.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Speaking of which, I will be in Rochester, New York
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: this weekend with the Muke come to Rochester, Rochester?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Did you uh?
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: It's links are on my social media pages.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Did you hire Muke just so you have some support
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: on the road.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Duke was coming with me before he worked here. That's
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: what I came in one and then one day we
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: just added him to the group chat. I was like,
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: what the fuck?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: That is awesome? Yeah, that's a fucking a massive ad. Yeah.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: No, it's a great having him on the road because
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: he's a good host. And it's like the host is
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: like the most important thing you can ask for. Having
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: a shitty host is not good. Yeah, we had a
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: shitty host in Providence and it was bad.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Tyler shaking his head before.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Because it's like the guy wasn't hosting. He just went up,
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: did his set and then brought up the next guy.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: So like, my my cousin was at the show and
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: she had to text me be like, are we at
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: the right show? Because dude said nothing about the show.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, he was like I had he just got
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: up stairs, Like I don't. I had a weird day.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: I had a weird day to day. Yeah, yeah, I
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: was coming down here.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to do his jokes. But I know
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: the joke word for word, literally, word for word. I
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: mean it was months ago. Just do it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: No, No, he's a good yeah kind of I don't know.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: You guys kind of just shipped on him badly.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Oh he was not a host.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Just say what his joke was? No, can I guess it?
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: No?
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: It was one of those ones that ends in like
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: a name though.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: Gary, Okay, Gary, that's my least favorite. I know joke, dude,
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: all right, Jeff.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: A name being the punchline is the worst, all right, Kevin? Yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: do when people make like Karen jokes? Yeah, yeah, use
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: any other name?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I know, it just doesn't or it's alright Karen? Yeah,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: of course a Carrien? Y I know what a Karen is?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Does it sometimes bothers me that sometimes people people laugh
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: to like show, they get it. Yeah, instead of thinking
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: that it's funny, do you know what I mean? Just
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: like I get I get that you know what I mean,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Like when it's like a referential laugh when someone like
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: like you can hear the difference in the laugh, like
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: where it comes from and the body is different. Yeah,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: it's like I get that reference.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's usually like that's like a delay to laugh though. Yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: they just understood. They just got it.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Brandon Walker does it to like Nick all the time.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah he does. Yeah, Brandon loves Nick.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I could see him s getting Nick.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah he would, like I think he told me
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: he wants to just keep Nick in his pocket, carry
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: him around all day.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants to shove him up in his stick
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: fucking just let him be warm up inside there when
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: he when he first Nick. Sometimes I'll see him watching
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Nick and KB and he just like a tear forms
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and he snaps the pencil in his hand. Oh really,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: he just gets so fucking intense. He's intensely loves him,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: just him and Nick.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he wants Nick do all to himself.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: It's like a little like a little girl. And then
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: like the little girl gets like a younger brother and
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: just wants the younger brother to be like her doll.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: That's how Brandon Walker is about Nick.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: It's uh, it's interesting. It's definitely interesting.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super super interesting, super super unsettled. What were
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you fucking thinking. I don't know.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: I had a bunch of shit to talk about.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: That's cool, bro, just let it.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Let the game come to you a bunch of shits.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: That's what I've been trying to do. That's what I've
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: been preaching. Let the game come to you.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Force the game, dude, what are you going to force
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: the game? Are you going to force the game? Go out?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: And when we were doing interviews out on the floor,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: it's like what, we don't know what to do. It's like, dud,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: let's let the game come to us. Yeah, me and
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Caleb had a strategy while we were interviewing out there.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: After every good interview, we would reward ourselves by going
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: to the bar and getting a drink.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: Oh that's nice.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: And if we fucked up and had a bad interview,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: we would punish ourselves by getting a drink. Yeah, and
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: it worked. It worked pretty good.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Get pretty ripped out there. No, not really, we just
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: had a fun nine huh. We got in Vegas.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: We got the Red Eye back, so I was that
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: sucks and it was a United flight.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: United is United is good?
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: No, United is yellow paint away from being spirit No, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, dude.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: United is the second best, Delta is the best, and
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: then it's United, but probably easily.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Jet Blue is heading What.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Jet Blue sucks? Dude? Jet Blue was like the most
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: cancelations of any airline. Does not suck. Just jet Blue blows.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: From a comfort perspective.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now, jet Blues sucks, Americans sucks. United and Delta
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: are the only good ones.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: That's wrong. I flew across country on United. They did
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I have to. I tried to lean my chair and
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: it went forward.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right there. I did fly.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I flew United. I flew United to Phoenix and we didn't.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Have TVs either way.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: And did you lean your chair back?
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: No?
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't ye the last row of the plane.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: It put my penis in my mouth.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: I had just sait in middle seat, last row. Yeah,
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: just the shittiest seat you can imagine.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: And every seat is middle seat, last row on United.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: It is tight, but it's not. I still think it's
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: better than Jet Blue.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: And it was a red eye. Big cat has a
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: wild move on red eyes. Dude, what he took a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: pillow from the hotel.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I saw him with the pillows. Yeah. I
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: never understand that because what I feel like, that's gonna
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: make you more uncomfortable unless it's he in first class,
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: of course. Yeah, and you weren't. I was, dude, fuck you,
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: I still complaining about your seat and you were in
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: first class.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: It didn't lean back.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: What about the rest of the team who wasn't in
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: first class? Everybody, guys makes it in the fucking Robie Yeah,
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: Robbie Fox. I know it wasn't because he posted a picture,
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: but saw him and CUsing comfort.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Plus he was right behind me. I was like one
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: row behind you.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: Guys making Robbie Fox sitting sitting coach.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: You know who was in first class though live event? Lisa?
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Of course she was. She probably books the ticket.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: She was, and she was just buzzing off her interaction
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: with Rogue.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: There's a problem in this office with booking. Yeah, someone
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: to solve that. Yeah, fucking hey, dude, they are fighting
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: for Robbie Fox right now. It's just that's it was disrespect.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: It was because there were four of us and they
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: don't disrespect my boy.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: And and right before the flight they were like we're
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: gonna upgrade some people because there were empty seats in
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: first class. They upgraded people from the back to the
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: front of the plane, just what they could have easily booked. Robbie.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: One of these poverty was Robbie pissed. No, Robbie Fox
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: is the best vibes of all time.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, he doesn't get mad, he's just chillless capable of anger.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: He's just ripped off a three chief fucking chewing away.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: I would have been fuming. I would have been like
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: on a fire.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would have been like Brandon Walker spotting Nick
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: with KB.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I would have been tweeting, sending off tweets.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Must be nice, yeah, yeah, must be nice with that
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: for the class.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: I actually sat first class today for the first time
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: of my life. It was like ten dollars more because
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: it was like a thirty minute flight.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Sometimes not even that much.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I felt about it, though, I
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: felt like kind of a piece of shit. Why, I
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: don't know. I didn't feel like I deserved it.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Did you look at everybody as they passed?
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Did you John to go to the bathroom up in
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: the first class bathroom and I told on him. Man, yeah,
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: I said, excuse me, he's not supposed to be up here.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: I said, he just came from coach. I was like,
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: is there a curtain? I was like, where's the curtain?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Is there a turnstile? Yeah? Did he break the lock
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: or how did he get through this door? Does he
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: have a key? Because I'm worried about the safety now?
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, I'm scared.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Can anybody get up here? Like holding your bag real
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: close to your chest.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Thank god he's white because I would have been.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: He does have Harry Arms had a big problem. Oh
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: my god. It is fucked up. But I have been.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I've been that person to get yelled at and dude,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: just emasculating.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: Dude, nothing fires me up more than sitting comfort plus
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: And they pull the curtain. What the fuck is that for?
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: It's like what it can't see them? We can't even
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: see the people in first class. Yeah, you probably love that.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: You don't want all the poor eyes on you when
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: you're trying to rest.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I want the curtain to be thicker.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it does need to be thick. I mean the
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: stage curtain. Yeah, yeah, it's literally see through. I've never
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: broken the wall. I've never broken the barrier by like
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: going into the first class bathroom while in coach, but
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: people do, and I'm like, dude, that's balls. The first
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: time I got in, that's ballsy.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I was shocked to because it's actually it's like marble,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: it's like way big.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: I didn't even go to the bathroom.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: It's dude, I didn't.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: I didn't get any perks of doing first class. I
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: didn't go to the bathroom.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't get food or there's a bathtub in there.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: I just vibed.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I just vibed out for thirty minutes. I went and
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: thinking it was rekfast for you.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: One of the Casey Nistad playing reviews first class seat reviews.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna take a shower real quick.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Just lay down, I'm just showering the plane. No, no,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I'll just shower.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: Where's the shower? So this is a thirty minute flight. Yeah,
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: I didn't get to shower.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't get to rinse.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: I'll just rinse real quick.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be real fast. Have you ever seeing those reviews?
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where he showers?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Didn't Francis fly on the that is for you? Didn't
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: read his first block?
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I didn't read it, but I saw that
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: he I don't think he was in first class, but
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: it like his first class because it was one of
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: those big ass Emirates planes. I think it was because those.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: If he wasn't, he misrepresented himself those ones are.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: I think it was like business class, which like on
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: those long planes, I think like is first class normally.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Did you see the food they were serving.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, du but that's also an over It's
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: a long ass plate. They serve food on all this
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: I've been on them, but no, but his look different.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: It was like a fucking nice ass plate. Sounded like
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: it made noise when the really I've only only time
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: I've flown across the country like that. They just give
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: you the box. It's like a little Yeah, that's.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Bullshit, That's what I mean. His rich ass dude. I
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: wonder how much he's getting paid A lot and he's
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: working already. Yeah the Penn Sail. Yeah, I heard he
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: had to step down from the board of bro Bible though, Yeah,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: he did. He did. He had to give up a
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: six figure boards bro Bible at the Chive.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Don't don't shoot on bro Bible. They're working hard over there.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I'm shitting on the chivee. I'm not shitting on bro Bible.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to bars where they just have
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: the chive on the TV?
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like, oh shit, actually yeah I think I have.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: It's just a channel of yeah.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a compilation of like dumb ass videos.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: And you do but you don't have to know. Sound
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: is never required, never on. It's just dude's getting hurt. Yea,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: all it is.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like America's Home Funniest Videos pretty much, but
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: for like dudes, but for dudes or like that.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Occasionally like some like boobs on a jet ski or
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: something like that, but mostly it's dudes like on BMX bikes,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: like hurting their penises. Yeah it's dope. Eh, you don't
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: No, I actually never liked I believe I never liked
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: that genre of TV, like America's Home Funniest Videos. I
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: hated why. I don't know, it just like always was
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: like like I don't want to see I don't want
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: to just see like babies getting hurt and shit. It's
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: always like a mom like rolling her baby down a
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: massive hill on like a blonde mower. No baby falls
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: off and explodes and they're like, that was America's home
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: funniest video.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's always the opposite. I feel like
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: it's always dudes like dad's like having like dad reflexes,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: like fat slob dads who like make a diving stop
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: and save their baby's soft spot.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of people
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: just getting hurt. It's always like there's always the classic
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: like dude steps on the shovel or the rake comes
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: up and hits him in the face, boying and then
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: he's like.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Whoa are you talking about the Three Stooges.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: It's like, dude, that's basically what it is.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Do you think the Three Stooges.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: It's like real life for three Stooges.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: But that shit is funny. That's it's like boundaryless comedy.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: I'm just never it's never been my jam, dude, And
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: I'm not busting your chops.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: If you like it, it sounds like you're busting my chop.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: I'm not. Sounds like you like a more sophisticated, sophisticated
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: like Tom Segura. Yeah, I'm a little bit more into
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: storytelling allegories. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, connections, callbacks, true art.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I like references really, just like a callback to an
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: old reference.
• 1:00:58
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• 1:01:00
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• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Probably because you'll be rooting for the You'll be voting
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: for the Vikings. I'm rooting for the Eagles, Dude, which
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: team A be voting for? But I can't tell you
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: what I'm betting on? Oh no, smash the over, sasse.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'm taking Vikings money line, and I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: hope I'm wrong, and I hope I'm wrong. I want
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: to lose money tonight. No, I'm kidding, Bro.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Whenever you know I already got the Eagles locked in, Bro,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: whenever you're out gambling with like Dave and Dan, like
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you can't like if your bets different than theirs, like
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: you can't talk, you like.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: For get into that. People think I'm like trying to
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: people think I'm doing this for like job security. I
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: think I'm like betting that like everybody else. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: they're like, oh wow, things must be going really bad. No, bro,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: I just like to make fucking cash.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't what I mean.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: If you're not gonna if Barstool's not gonna pay you,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: you're gonna have to pay yourself.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Dude. If I went in some fucking sweet as bets,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: did you watch it?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: Have you been watching those Millmore House of Stools videos.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I could tell you're not a You're not like a
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: true stool because you're you're surprised by how good these are, dude.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: They are like the hardest I've laughed, dude. The one
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: that the one from yesterday was so fucking funny.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: That was like one of the funniest parts about Barstool,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Like as I was, uh, like before I got hired,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: and as I was getting into it, like he's he's hilarious.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah that shit, dude.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: The the mini golf part had me like in tears. Yeah,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: You're like, meanwhile, the Barcel's working on the biggest film
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: production of all time. It's Glenny just one putt cut Well,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: cant a pick up production next month.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: He's hilarious and he's just like so humble and like quiet.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: And I DMed him. I was like, dude, that was
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: fucking jokes.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a goat. He's a battle raphead too.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Really it kind of looks like it doesn't surprise me
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: at all. Actually, well, hi, I don't know. It looks
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: like he'd be into battle rap He's like.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: The most unassuming dude of all time. Not to me,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: he's unassuming. Maybe to you you can't assume like I can. Yeah,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I don't assume. I refuse to assume.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that why you assumed I didn't want to
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: go to the Eagles tonight. Bro. I chose not to
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: invite you because you've been wearing that cowboy sweatshirt and
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: I warned you, and I warned you again. I threw
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: it away.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Where is it at? It's not here because that your apartment.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Not thrown away. No, where's it at?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: Then I threw it out?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't, I tossed it. Did you take your
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: garbage out after you lost it. No, I burnt it, dude,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: tell indulge me. Can you indulge me on this real quick?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Indulge me. Do you think that robots will ever make
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: other robots? Yeah, they already are robots make robots. Yeah,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: you think that there will ever be a time when
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to become more efficient or greener the things we used
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: to fuel robots will be like naturally occurring like minerals
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: or like even plants and stuff like that. No, you
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: don't think that that will.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Happen in a while. The robot eventually, the robot technology
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: is pretty underwhelming.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Indulge me. Indulge me for a second. Indulge me.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: I just think that, like, I just think that the
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: uh that the fucking I think like the robots thing
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: was was one thing that they really hit hard with
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: and like sci fi and stuff, and just like movies,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: and for some reason, the robots in those movies always
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: look like Dude, Star Wars came out.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: When are you talking about C three PO the seventies?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, those robots are still like ten times cooler
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: than any robots that actually exist today.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: But those robots were an athletic as fuck. See three
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: PO needs to fucking stretch his hamstrings. He's walking R
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: two D two. Yeah. R two D two is just
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: rolling around. That literally is like Amazon's package delivery. Now,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: that's literally what R two D two is right now.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: We have that.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: No, because dude, the robots, like the like the most
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: advanced robots, like the ones that they post on, like
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: the fucking Boston Dynamics shit like that. That stuff looks dumb.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: That shit is not cool.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: It's advancing, and we're events.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: Advancing so slow. Well it doesn't make it look cool.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Bro, indulge me for a second.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: I don't have anything else to indulge.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to. I'm trying to. I'm trying to get
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: something off. Dude. I gave my take.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: I think that we're going to start feeding plants to robots,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: and they're gonna make other robots and they're just gonna
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: replace us. Dude, dude, this has been that they've been
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: saying this for years. I think that eventually, as soon
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: all of our jobs will be taken by robots, will
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: be will be in because they're gonna do the hard
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: stuff we don't want to do, and we'll be in
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: society and they'll be love to see up but we
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: have to see a robot riff like this.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be doing their part of society, working their
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: asses off, and we're gonna be in our part of
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: the society, feeling better about ourselves because we're human, but
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: also a little bit insecure about the robots because they
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: can do all this shit that we can't. Then there's
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: gonna be a robot in the NBA yet, what you're saying,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: But I don't agree with you. You don't think so now.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: I don't think robots are gonna be doing as much
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: as people think they are ever. I think that's why
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: I think Musk knows more than and I think that's
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: why he's trying to fuck so much and have so
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: many kids, because he knows that the robots are coming.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: I mean he said, didn't he say that the AI
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: is already too far gone, Like we're we've already pushed
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: it way further than we should have.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Robots are gonna be get robots.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be like there.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Are advanced robots obviously, just like when you think of
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: like a robot, you're thinking of like a transformer or
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: some shit like this massive beast of a robot with
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: laser guns attached to his eyes and stuff. But in reality,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: it's like Alexa is a robot.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: But we're gonna I think the word robot's gonna become
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: a slur eventually. Oh yeah, and we're not even going
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: to be able to call robots robots because they're the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: robots are going to be so indignant because it's just like, oh,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: you're just a little fucking robot.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know artificial intelligence.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: Maybe Yeah, AI's fucked. Bro, We're fucked. I don't know
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: what trut me to say. I agree with you.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I guess I guess you don't, dude. I guess you
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: just haven't thought about that.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: I haven't thought about that at all.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I was I was literally just saying this all. I
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: was just shower thinking it too. And I was just
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: like spilling this all to my wife this morning, and
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: she's just like, yeah, okay.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: She pissed. That would be the worst thing to wake
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: up to, oh saying about robots. What do you think
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: about robots?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It was the most It was like the most classic,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: like high shower thought of all time. I was just
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: like spilling about robots. She's like, yeah, great, it sounds
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: like you're really onto something. Yeah wow, how fun at work.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to my real job. Good luck over
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: at whatever you do over at barstool, dressing up like
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: the Swedish garb, just your dumb ass outfits and fucking
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: fake work. Just like coming home after a day of
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: barstool being like, today was hard as fuck today.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: I just like had free cheese steaks and talked all day.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: You can't complain about your job. That's why we should
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: have such a disdain for depression.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Like we can't get depressed, dude, No, I think we can.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: We're We're not entitled.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: We can't talk about it.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: We're not entitled too.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: We can get depressed and just ignore it.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: We're not entitled to the full scope of human emotions
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: because we are too Our job is too easy. This
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: shit is too dumb. Tyler works hard, Owen puts in work.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Me and you, dude, we've never done anything hard, damn straight,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: it's crazy, would be. We got some We have the
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: softest hands known to man. Stop it, we do.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: I was actually thinking's not today when me and because
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: my dad had to fly somewhere for work too. So
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: we both went to the airport together and we were
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: up at like five am and really driving into the
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: city with all the people going to work, and I
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: was like, this kind of rules the rat race, just
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: like being awake before noon. I was like, damn, I
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: feel good. This feels good.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: You normally wouldn't be up for seven hours. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: I got a full, nice sem ahead of it.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Look at me, brother, I'm full of energy.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: That's life.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: It's just life, bro, here's some more life.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Those people should are the ones who should be depressed,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: but somehow they have like seven hours of work in
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: the middle of the day to distract them from the depression.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then they get home and they have more
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: work to do.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: Those people never stop working. That's kids and.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Ship like that.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: They got kids.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: They never have a chance to think about themselves.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Bosses on the ass, the old ball and chain.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Imagine working at a job like a call center or
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: Well, that would be miserable where you.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Couldn't even listen to something else. Yeah, it's like you
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: can't even listen to music or like a podcast or something.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: You can't even watch something else. And maybe you go
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: watch something else on here. There's too many good shows
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: about office jobs.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: That's the problem. And it makes you think, like, dude,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: being a telemarketer would rule. Like workaholics, You're like, do
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: this is you? They just smoke weed all day and
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: hang out with their friends Like that would be sick. Yeah,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: And reality those people are like all on suicide watch
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: twenty four hours a day. Yeah.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: It's like you need something needs to happen for you
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: to take that job, like something really bad just happened,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Like the fuck I need this. Yeah.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: And like I remember being like watching The Office when
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: I was younger, and I'm like, dude, I can't wait.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm gonna pull so many pranks. I
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: can't wait to be the I can't wait to be
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: the prank guy. I want to be just like Jim.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: You are such a gym dude.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: I know I'm the prank guy. It's like, uh, dude,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: you're like Jim. No, You're like Jim Ron.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Ron. You are Jim.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: You're the prank guy. You're dude, how does that feel?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: You're a grown man, You're the prank guy at the office.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: You you just Jim into the camera. Dude, you're literally
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: the prank guy. I'm the gym.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: I'm gim in the way that like I'm like, I fuck, yeah,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: you're all the time, you're dating pan your gym in
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: the way that you're like a thirty year old man
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: doing pranks, and America loves it. They do, they do, Bro,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: I haven't done a prank in a minute. Youranking?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: What's up with that? Because a man, I just think
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: you talk about anything. I just been down lately.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't been on my prank game.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't thrown anything in jello recently.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: It's really just because everyone is such pussies about it,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: and uh that was just like, oh, this isn't fun.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Everyone's like, whoa, what the fuck?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't think cause your pranks aren't really pranks.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: It's more just like here, I want to take this
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: water and just pour it all over someone's laptop.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's funny dude to you.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if I would really call that
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: a prank though, Like you didn't like get them what
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I put a cheese it in a laptop and then
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: closed it and crushed it.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: That's not You've put chips in people's coats, hundreds of
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: chips and people's cuts. I put a bag of chips
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: in Kb's pocket, the toilet paper in the bathroom. I
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: never did that, wolf Ene, I never did that. Apart,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: I've never done anything that's actually disruptive. You threw a
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: cactus at KB two KB. That was disruptive.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Not really.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my first day here, and you're like, I
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: gotta get it on a pod. I was like, I
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: was like, I like the guy's cut.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I like the guy's nuts. He's fucking nuts. Prank guy.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, this will be perfect, the prankster
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: and the pranky.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: It's uh yeah, I'm basically just Kevin McAllister from Home Alone.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I just set people up with a bunch of marbles
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: as soon as they walk in the office. I'm always
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: fending off. You've never seen Home Alone?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: Now I can tell that now I have seen it,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: have you?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What's it about?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: It's about that kid who he's at home? Yeah, he's
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: the hot the one's there. It's by himself, all right,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: fair play, fair play. Maybe you have seen it now,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: I have seen that. Movie's good.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Christmas movie just damn near Christmas. Time. Yeah, soon
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: if summer's over. No, Nos two is good, three is bad. Four.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: There's like a really new one that came out like
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: last year. Yeah, have you seen that one?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: It's about mcaulay culkan being on Heroin just telling everyone
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: to leave them alone on that one.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Is like really bad.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: I saw a trailer for it and I was like,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: what are we doing? Did you watch it now?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I'm never going to watch it? All right?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: Should we wrap it up?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: We have another ad?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: Bro Oh, do you think we can do at an
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: ad up? Do you think we can do an ad
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: at the end?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: What's in your wallet?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Go birds? I'm surprised at the upfront that they didn't
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: beat the fuck out of you.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding me, dude, I'm not going to give
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: out any free ads, but there's a sunglasses company that
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: should be writing me a check right now. Personally, I move.
• 1:14:23
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• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: Go on down to All Birds and get yourself a
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: pair of the Mizzles. Baby, All right?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Do you want to do it? And you ain't doing
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: right if you ain't running with the Mizzles, what do
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: I end to the show? Dude? I can sign off?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, I'll be in Rochester, New York this
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: weekend with the Mookman. Uh there's still some tickets left.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: Me tell you they're moving, Oh, they're moving. And uh
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: there's Thursday. We got one show, you got two shows Friday,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: two shows Saturday. It's gonna be a good time. It's
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: gonna be a good weekend. And h all Birds, what's
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: in your wallet?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Don't you go changing? Don't go changing?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, mount rushmore of All Birds? What are your favorite
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: four pairs?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: The Mizzle, the Mizzle, the trail Runner, the trail Runner?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I forget what are the names? Are the ones that
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: you don't.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: Have to cop this?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite color? I don't know all the names
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: you don't know the colors they come in.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: I know all the colors, and I know they to
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: ask you, you don't know the colors they come in different?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: What are the trail color? Trail runners have a different
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: What color are your trail runner? You have a different
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: mountain rush where you want to throw at me? But
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: I already asked you.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: What color is your trail runners? Blue? They didn't they
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: don't come in blue. Yes, they come in black, white, orange.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: They don't make I got custom line, piece of ship. Dude.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: All right, we'll wrap it up, Thank you, guys. We'll
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: see you guys all next week. Bill birds, no birds,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: I guess. Oh dude, my hand is fucked up.