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#381 We Don't HAWKGUY the Same with Jason Miknuk · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Well, suck, what's up? What's up? Good morning? We don't
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  smoke the same famin your boy. Actually mongst the spot still hungover, still
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  high as fuck from Hungry pop up at Crappier Kings. That shit was dope.
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  That shit was epic. He's donna put it down. I'm not gonna
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  lie. He had like thirty vendors. The food was great. Part sold
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  out. We got Quodas Market. That shit was fired. At w Chi
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  Lives, we got Guccu Gang or Gotcha Gang, whatever that is. But
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  that shit was fire, good ass food. Let's not even talk about the
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  beer next door, the Craier Crappier Crappier Kings, and then twenty percent off
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  the whole store. That shit was fun. Y'all missed out. Chili sold
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  some shit. I sold a couple of hats. Y'all don't even know.
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  I had some exclusive hats that you only got into VIP. I got six
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  more left and I might put them up on the website, So stay tuned
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  for that at fullytoxic dot com. But yup, shit was fun. Y'all
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  missed out. If you're out of state, man, y'all maybe should fly
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  in. Make it an event. Cold people flew in from Washington. Shout
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  out to them. They the homie, we had all the homies. We
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  had obviously a Leen in her Man, Ralph Man, y'all know the EDC
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  homies. It's just it was a blast, trust me. Shout out to
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  Mo for letting us put it down. That shit was fun. Yeah.
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  I just want to say, stay tuned for the next event, and this
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  episode was great. We had the hot guy from the LAFC game. That
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  shit was dope, super super super factual, facts dropping, knowledge dropping,
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  bass dropping about facts. I came out here a super fan of hawks and
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  shit now and birds and eagles and shit. But yep, we just want
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  to say thank you for everybody who came to the show, to the pop
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  up. That shit was dope, anybody who purchased anything that was dope.
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  All the vendors were happy, everybody came out stoked. I just want to
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  say thank you and thank you to all the patrons subscribers. There's three hundred
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  and forty of y'all. Now we're growing. We're growing. We got some
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  dope as episodes coming for y'all this week, So stay tuned and enjoy this
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  episode with the hot guy Thank you Matt Love, We love you guys.
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  What up and good morning. Welcome back to another episode of that We Don't
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  Smoke the Same podcast, and man like today was quite a scary morning just
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  from the last twenty minutes or fifteen minutes I thought I had, like me
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  introduced the guests first and then and then I'll tell you why. I was
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  actually scared because I had to do with the guest joining me across. For
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  me is of course my toxic ass co host as usual x G. What's
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  going on? Ext G. I'm excited as well. This is gonna be
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  that's pretty epic for us. I mean, this is pretty This is very
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  epic because we know the game. Yeah, I mean two years, bro,
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  two years, like and it's just like we've been going and it's like
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  been probably the most. Tell him about them. Tell him how much you
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  cried, dude from Wino left. Yeah, man, I'm still not done
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  crying. That's a different story, Yes, dude, my soul man.
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  Then he scored against us too, Yeah, but didn't celebrate, you know,
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  but it's still which is respectable sportsmanship in my eyes. People can say
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  what they want, but let's give it warm. What is it uh,
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  what is the hand of applause To our guests, one of the l A
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  f C Falconers or Hawk Hawk guys, Jason M. McK nook, Welcome
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  and welcome, Welcome to the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you
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  for joining us. Man, it is quite This is all I grew up
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  walking. Sorry. I grew up watching morning morning shows like Good Morning La
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  and stuff like that when I was getting rid of school, and I would
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  always love the segments when they would have the the the zoologist guy come and
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  be like, oh, I'm man, show you these crazy animals. And
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  then before that, I used to watch What's to Remember that show Me and
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  You and sub boom m. Yeah, I used to watch that, and
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  I always used to be like, man, how come I used to ask
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  mom, welcome with those animals and hit the pet shop. You know what
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  I mean? I used to always want those crazy animals I wanted in my
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  own lemur and you're you're what would you say your career is? I'm a
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  professional falconer, professional falconer. I play with hawks and falcons for a living.
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  That's it. How did my whole my whole thing. Let's start from
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  the beginning bro, how did you know you were Like, how did you
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  know you had this doctor doodoo givet like because it's a doctor dude'll kind of
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  gift it kind of is, but you can develop it though. No.
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  I grew up with it. So you know my dad kid, right,
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  like he's the that's my dad. Yeah, your dad looks like Michael McDonald
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  dude. Like I told him that. He was like laughed. I was
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  like, I know you know who it is. He's fly ass music.
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  Yeah, So he grew so he did falconry. He fell in love with
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  it when he was like ten years old. Lifelong obsession, right, and
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  uh, it's just something we've always done, as obvious. So I grew
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  up in falconry. Like this is how my dad and I bond as a
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  kid, Like, hey, so let's go get this redtael out at like
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  four o'clock in the morning and we're gonna go chase bunnies around with this hawk.
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  Right, But did he have like as far as you remember, did
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  he have a bird already? Like how did he learn? Because that's quite
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  like some dads like if you haven't a rant thing, did you ride a
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  horse? And stuff like that? Like falconry is like very unique. That's
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  a very open Yeah, like how did he how did he know he had
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  it for the birds? He growing up from what he told me, Like
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  he was always just in love with nature, right, He's always a little
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  nature kid running around so like old school Orange County when it was actually so
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  open and everything like that, all the field, So he used to follow
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  all the animal trails and just had fun with that. One of his best
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  friends, Jeff, follows him up on the phone because there's this guy that
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  has a hawk and it's just sitting in his backyard. My dad didn't believe
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  him, and he instantly fell in love with it, and like I had
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  taught him for a couple of years and my dad just took it and around.
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  Oh so he so that was the og that taught him, like a
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  little game. Yeah. So Falcon has been around close to seven thousand years.
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  The only thing that's changed is celemetry. So when you held the bird
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  earlier seven thousand years, yeah, seven thousand years give or take. You're
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  talking to Japanese would do that a lot. Bro. That was like a
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  loyalty thing, bro, Like they't have like bird cage. They had like
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  bird cages and the suppers would come out of these like wooden tragles. They
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  still have them in like the middle of the parks where they conserve. But
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  like the birds would come out, and I'm like they were like that wasn't
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  just I don't know the difference between those kind of birds, like, but
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  I know they were predatory birds, which is what this is, right,
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  Yeah, that's a real bird. Yeah, that's a real bird food caviar,
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  I mean the caause caveyard. To me as far as i'm yeah,
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  there's real birds and then there's bird food. That's so then because like the
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  Chihuahua of dogs almost like where it's like not really a real dog. It's
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  just like a little plaything. It's a toy. Mo. Yeah, are
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  a toy like you know, chihuaha. It's a toy, right, Yeah,
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  it's not like it's not a melonaw right, it's not a working dog.
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  Nobody's gonna be scared in in other words, you know what I mean,
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  Like I'm not gonna feel super secure if my Chihuahua is barking while I'm
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  getting mugged, Like I need any more security than that, you know.
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  So, so it's been around for a long time, So what age did
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  you start learning. I grew up with it my whole life. Like I
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  remember, I went to I got in trouble with my dad. Actually I
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  took my Keshl's a small falcon about six inches to always about three ounces.
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  Some people take their dad's car for a drive, he takes his bird.
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  Yeah, I was literally I was like six years old, five years old,
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  and I took my my falcon the KinderCare because I grew up with that.
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  That was normal to me as a kid. Right right, we're in
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  the nature where taking these birds out, we're doing what nature design them to
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  do. We're taking them out, we're teaching them a hunt. And my
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  dad was a big conservative conservative as well too, like he would help out
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  the wild species, whatever species struggling, like a lot of falconers will take
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  that that species, train them for a couple of years and cut them loose
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  and hopefully they make lots of babies, right right, So, and it's
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  just I grew up with it. That's what I did. That was our
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  bonding. So so you said it's been around for seven thousand years, would
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  you say if does this still evolve? Is it the same tradition? Is
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  there anything new? About it. Would you say, it's still basics.
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  It's basics. I would say, yeah, it's it's about the same as
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  it was. The only difference is like the slummetry, you know on all
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  you have that little orange or blue thing on her back. Yeah, that's
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  GPS. That's it. Everything else is exactly saying. The train is the
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  same. Everything about it is exactly the same. I remember I remember asking
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  you while we were out there, and I think, yeah, I think
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  it was you that told me that said, Hey, at any moment,
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  if the bird wanted to, it could just say fuck it, I'm out.
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  Yeah, you experienced that earlier. Yeah, And it's funny that you
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  bring that, because the only thing that I thought in my head I was
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  like, oh my god, not like because I'm like I really thought.
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  I was like, what happened? So he shows Okay, so a week
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  and a half ago, when we're in the game, he tells me this,
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  and like, well, we're in around, around, and I remember
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  out of that conversation, amongst other things, is specifically telling me, at
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  any moment, the bird could choose whenever I'm done and I'm out of here
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  and it's going to bounce right, we go down there and he's taking out
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  a crate and he's taking out the burden he has, and the bird's rolling
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  shotgun. All right, real quick, I gotta do a disclaimer. This
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  is my fault. This happened right, This isn't on him, this is
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  this is one hundred percent my fault. I didn't prep them continue the story.
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  Yeah, I feel like it was on me. I was like,
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  I'm the expert here, right, so you know, he's like, he's
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  like, why don't you take the burden. I'm like, are you sure?
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  Right off? Right off? Bed? The bird just saw me right
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  now. You don't know me, you know. I'm like, I'm thinking
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  like a bird is like a cat, you know, like where it's like,
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  you know, it's not gonna don't fuck with you, don't fuck with
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  it, just leave it alone. And it's like it'll come to you.
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  So I put the glove on it, and I'm like, wow, this
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  is majestic. Look at his beak. I never been this closed as I
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  could take my eye out. And he's like, don't buy your head in
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  front of it. And I didn't, so and then of course me I'm
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  like, let me just show zeber real quick, how clean out like maybe
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  you can get a cool picture of like zebrier. Look, he's like what
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  and he's looking for the top and I don't know if like the bird got
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  startled because you know, it is such a thing as hawkeyes. Maybe he's
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  seen some movement from the top, but I didn't. There was a string
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  that I was supposed to hold on to, apparently, but I had that
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  wrapped around the glove. I didn't tell you. Again, this is this
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  is my fault. This happened, all right, this is me. So
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  the bird just goes and just flies to the tree and this tree that we
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  hate up here, like so bad? What was your face though? I
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  saw your face when it happened? What did you do? I panicked,
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  dude, Like I literally turned. I was like no, Like I was
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  like a loss for words because it's have you ever seen a kid lose a
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  balloon and and the kid knows it's gone, Like we don't have wings,
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  so like you know, you're not gonna fly or there's no Superman. There's
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  a thing I'm like, and I know he's as a hawk trader, but
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  he can't even fly up to the tree batch and get it, you know
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  what I mean? No call firefighter know nothing. So I was like,
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  oh, bro, like I was scared. Ray ran down and can captured
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  it. So explain like how that how do you handle that kind of situation
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  because I'm like, what can they really leave at any moment? Yeah,
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  you saw him. He went up to that tree. He made a choice
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  to come back down to us, right that that's but that was his choice.
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  And I held up the food. Anybody calming down. I walked around
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  the car, got in a good place for him. He just jumped down
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  to my glove. He got a little piece of meat. We got that
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  on film, yep, And yeah, that was it. I have a
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  question, does it like know that there's other like bird species around that that
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  wants to bunch on, Like, let you know, we have pigeons and
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  stuff, would it you know, like, oh you know there's a pigeon
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  like two miles down, I'm gonna go get it. He can yeah,
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  like like their visions beyond anything we can fathom. It really is. So
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  he's looking at everything, you know, three five miles down the road.
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  He sees every single bird, every single piece of movement. And if you're
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  really bored later on, I can you know, bore you to tears more
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  so, and I can get into like the geeky science of all that.
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  Please please this is like like this is like like for stoners, this is
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  like it it's like having who's that guy, the black the Black Bill nine
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  grat Neil Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that guy.
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  Yeah. I was listening to him this morning and a Shade Forward five he
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  was talking with sway in the morning. Yeah. They were all just like
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  wow, and I'm like, yeah, Bro, it's like it's I was
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  like, it's in your lineup career. Bro, It's like to us,
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  it's where we just want to know so much, because, especially me,
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  I'm a big nature a little bit bro, Like I I do agree nature
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  is scary, brother, the straighting parts of naure where I just don't funk
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  with, Like the ocean. I respect it so much that I just stay
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  away from it and I just don't funk with it. Bro, Like it's
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  it's not from from from Afar, but you know, like I'm I would
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  want to say I rescue animals, like on the same thing, but Bro,
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  I can't say I can't see an animal hurting like it or put it
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  in a hurts position, and I won't do anything about it, Like I
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  just stop. I have like the most ungrateful ass cat, Harvey, who
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  I saved from the carpool lane, and it's I've been giving it some food,
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  all right. And let me tell you this comes up when I'm only
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  asleep and I'm like, all right, bro, I just I'm glad I
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  know you're alive. But it's so it's we're big nature like like lovers man.
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  Like I'm like, I feel like a lot of weed people or like
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  people that are you know, that live the lifestyle that I live. Like
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  you always see like, uh this this Scooby dudes with their shaggy's out there,
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  you know, like that's that's a good way to put it. You're
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  absolutely right, Yeah, Like you always see like uh like the even like
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  the old mister Rogers dude with their cats in the house. Bro. Like
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  you'll see them and go to Petco at two between the hours of one to
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  three o'clock. You'll see like the dudes who live by themselves and they fucking
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  have a cat and that's their best friend, dude, and those those cats
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  and those little dogs little better left than I do. I want a refund,
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  Yeah, straight up, it's like just getting chauffeured around left and right.
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  It could be. It could be both ways, bro, Like I
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  wouldn't want to be reincarnated and come back because the hat it's the cat I
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  rescued, Like I'd be like, damn, bro, I would hate people
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  too. But then it had a shitty life. Now it's gonna have the
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  best life it's ever had. Dude. Yeah, but it's a dog owner
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  as a cat dog owners. Okay, bro, but think of it like
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  this. It's like being like a like a veteran's wife. It's like,
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  oh, man, he made it through war, but like it's unpredictable with
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  what's gonna what can happen at the house. What if he just like just
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  snaps or something like that. Bro. Like you know, by the way,
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  shout out to everybody out there who does go to war. I wouldn't
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  personally do it, but thank you everybody for your service. Geek welcome.
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  Oh yeah, thank you, thank you. Yeah yeah. I was like,
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  so yeah, you you're cut from that special close. He's handling the
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  falcons, Bro, he's part what part of the what part of the service
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  did you I was a medic in the army. Oh damn? Oh?
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  My God for your service. Okay, So medic like, don't miss it,
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  don't miss it. You went to the you went across the pond.
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  I've been in most major conflict zones. All right, So all right,
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  my background is a little bit different. So let's we'll get in this and
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  we can go back to the bird stuff really quick. Then. All right,
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  So I was a professional MMA fighter before I went into the military,
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  right, and this is we're talking two thousand and three, and I was
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  already you know, a bluebell and Brazilian jiujitsu, which was considered high at
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  that time because it was still relatively new in the US. Right, Uh
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  oh three, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So so I was
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  already a professional MMA fighter. I was making a living doing that. And
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  then it's like, you know, this is something I really want to do,
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  and I'm poor and I'm hungry and i want food. That's what it
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  was. It's like I need to figure out planning because I wasn't making a
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  lot of money fighting at the time. So and then it's they found out
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  that I have the skill sets, and then where redoing the whole combatants program,
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  like how the hand and hand combat stuff. And it's like all right,
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  cool, we're going to dive into this aspect of it. So then
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  I did a lot of training stuff and I was teaching you know, like
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  my I remember at advanced in the Vidal training, so you got to basic
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  in the army, then you go to a T and a T. I
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  was teaching my first sergeant, which is you know, guy high up there,
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  he's in fifteen eighteen years in and I was actually teaching him how to
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  you know, do a certification for it. And then they brought me over.
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  I explained to instructors what they're doing wrong. Got smoked in other words,
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  you know, physical punishment like a bunch of burd piece for a few
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  hours, kicks for a few hours, run for a few hours, moved
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  down bags for a few hours. Because I was sitting there as insulting the
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  guy and like you don't know what you're doing, right, And I remember
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  I'm an e too. This is like I have mosquito wings, like the
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  lowest of the lower right E one you go in is your They call you
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  a fuzzy patch, right because you don't have any insignia E two. So
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  there's this kid telling this full grown ass man. You know, I had
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  at least one hundred pounds on me that he's an idiot. I had no
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  tack. So anyway, so that's where a lot of my career was spent
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  is doing training stuff and bouncing around going different conflict zones and doing various training
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  over there for the most part. Did you see a lot of gruesome shit?
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  Yeah, we don't. You don't want to get into that stuff.
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  No, I'm not saying that. I want to let me take everybody depress
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  right now. Yeah. No, No, So I do have a question
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  though there are no falcons using the military, there're none of that aspect.
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  That is where they were like, hey we need there would have been dope.
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  I actually thought that's what you went inte. I was like, yo,
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  did the FBI was like, hey, we need a falcon right now.
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  So a lot of like my work is because I got the LAFC and
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  I do a bunch of other stuff too, is with the falconry. So
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  I do a beatment. So the US Air Force is the largest employer of
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  professional falconers in the world. Wow. So because think about one of those
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  engines, think about you know how much is like, uh, the F
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  thirty five that crashed one point four billion dollars that crashed what two weeks ago?
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  Yeah, right, yeah, I think about a bird strike on that
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  the motor game absolutely destroyed. That's a multimillion dollar incident they have to deal
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  with. And now that aircraft is down for you know, months because of
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  a little tweety bird getting into the engine. Right, So they'll have falconers
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  and they fly around and create a hostile environment. Right, it's like put
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  in a like a shop, like put a shark in your pool. Right,
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  you're not You're gonna get other real quick. So that's also another thing
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  like a BMO. You don't see seagulls there you go, look at the
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  collin chans cover the seagulls, seagull crop and everything like that. Right,
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  And it's because we're out there, you know, one to three times a
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  week flying the falcons and create a hostile environment and the you know, the
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  pigeons, the seagulls are you know, oh screw this, let's go away.
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  Let's go someplace safe like natural birds are supposed to do. That's that's
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  wild. See I didn't that's a crazy fact to just find out, like
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  to think that the air Force, because I have a cousin who's in the
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  Air Force, and you know, I was like, he had mentioned something
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  about it, but we were at a funeral, less than myself, so
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  I wasn't about to be like, oh, hey, tell me more,
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  you know. But yeah, but that's so cool, Yeah, your relatives.
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  Yeah, that's not the time nor place. Yeah, but it is
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  that. I never thought the Air Force would have been employed, Like,
• 18:07
  how many falcons would you say, like, you're flying at the same time
• 18:11
  when you're doing these reels. Shoot, that's a great question, man.
• 18:15
  So a contract, let's say March Air Force Base, right, fourteen eighteen
• 18:21
  hours a day, they got somebody on site flying the falcons around, and
• 18:23
  so there's probably a dozen falcons and they're flying one after the other after the
• 18:27
  other after the other constantly over that time span. So each air Force base,
• 18:34
  Army base that has some sort of trip, they probably have half a
• 18:37
  dozen falcons there at least. And that's because I mean, I mean,
• 18:41
  that's my sun, dumb. And that's because jets fly lower than airplanes.
• 18:44
  Right, No, it's just the takeoff and landing, So airplanes they have
• 18:48
  falcons too. A lot of airports use it. Wow, Okay, Yeah,
• 18:53
  it's a. It's a real industry. Yeah, because I mean I've
• 18:56
  seen when a bird goes into into a profeller that drope up the whole.
• 19:00
  Yeah, what is the the movie over the pilot gets hits? It does
• 19:06
  a bird strike has to land in the Hutson. Real event that happened,
• 19:08
  Ah solely, Yeah, so that's what happened. He Yeah, he had
• 19:14
  two geese. Both engines went down and he landed in the Hudson perfectly.
• 19:18
  And who's missing thro that? Why were those geese there? Who? Who
• 19:21
  is there? Someone to blame? Nature? Un when it used to be
• 19:27
  functional in work. They have the Migratory Bird Act put into place right to
• 19:30
  protect these you know, the migratory all the different stuff, and now the
• 19:33
  numbers are just exploding and it's unsustainable and they can't undo the Migratory burd Act.
• 19:38
  So it's really really hard to let's say, get a depredation permit because
• 19:41
  there's you know, thousands of geese landing over here. So like Sofi Stadium
• 19:48
  they have a full time falcon er over there. They have a full time
• 19:49
  falcon program because it's in the flight path. You got all that water,
• 19:52
  you got all that food and everything else. So it becomes a safety issue
• 19:56
  and they don't want bird strikes happening. And is you know planes are lying
• 19:59
  in l A. Yeah, it is on the path though because you do
• 20:02
  see it when you're coming by. And then now it makes like I'm putting
• 20:06
  it, put it in all these facts into retrospect, bro, Like I
• 20:07
  just really just blew my mind with the whole fact that how these animals are
• 20:11
  just they almost we've integrated them to a part of society roll and the way
• 20:17
  we work, and they kind of like it's like some flintstone shit Like you
• 20:19
  remember when he used to ride the dinosaur to work and that was his car.
• 20:22
  This this motherfuckers stop us from crashing. Bro, Like I will never
• 20:26
  get on the plane again and fear something more than birds being in the engine
• 20:30
  now, bro, Like straight, thank god for falcons. Yeah, it's
• 20:36
  a lot of the falcons. So it's like all these sized falcons and around
• 20:40
  that range because it's about having the right sized predator for the prey, right,
• 20:42
  So you think about it like you know, you get a you got
• 20:47
  a chipmunk, right, and you get a big old tiger and he roars
• 20:48
  at him. Check my slock on the care because it's too big of a
• 20:52
  predator for him. Right. Yeah. Now let me go get a house
• 20:55
  gut you know, Harvey. Yeah, put him in front of her,
• 20:57
  and that chipmunk's gonna have a fear of death, like he thinks he's gonna
• 21:00
  die because that's the right size predator for the prey. Yep. So now
• 21:06
  what's the difference, like do you have is there a difference between obviously there
• 21:10
  is falcons and hawks. Uh yeah. So the way that they fly is
• 21:14
  first off, so in the shape of the wings, So think about it
• 21:17
  like your airliner. Right, it's cruise and altitude four hundred five hundred miles
• 21:19
  an hour max. Right, So it's really for lots of lots to lift,
• 21:22
  so the wings are out wide flat. Now, the F sixteen was
• 21:26
  actually in those slick back models, was actually modeled after falcons, And this
• 21:30
  goes back to a defensive contractor and the dot or sorry DoD and he wanted
• 21:37
  something more streamline because of the Falcons are built for speed, high end,
• 21:41
  right, So only her top speed in the stadium is two hundred and ten
• 21:44
  miles an hour. Whoa in the statum, So she was at the top
• 21:48
  of the stadium and to accelerate from what it's like, what eighty feet one
• 21:51
  hundred feet maybe to the top of the very top of the arches right there.
• 21:56
  So forty fifteen miles an hour to two hundred plus miles an hour.
• 22:00
  Can you say that because she can go faster than that if she can go
• 22:03
  higher. Yeah, so right now the world record is the holder is the
• 22:07
  Peregrine falcon, which has the top speed of two forty plus. We don't
• 22:11
  know how much higher or faster it is. That's where everything maxed out at
• 22:15
  WHOA, So we don't have technology to calculate it or to well, the
• 22:19
  guy that did the experiment's extremely expensive, time consuming, really rich. Falcon
• 22:25
  are basically like, let me get a falcon, try to jump out of
• 22:26
  an airplane in a special suit, jump out of airplane with a pigeon,
• 22:32
  and let's get all this celemetry together and make this experiment you need iron Man,
• 22:37
  Yeah, now, let me go get elon. Musk is too busy
• 22:41
  making spaceships to go to more. Yeah, straight up. I bet he
• 22:48
  does have some kind of prototypes, but he's just like, do you not
• 22:51
  like especially having that dude Like I would be walking I would walk into an
• 22:55
  office and have like what do you call those that robot movie with Will Smith?
• 22:59
  Like too of those robots just just walking around be like, look,
• 23:02
  you can't go out the house, bro Like otherwise he's gonna bowl of cover,
• 23:04
  but the house got to be cleaned. And I don't really expect him
• 23:07
  to die, like I expect that. I expect him like if he really
• 23:11
  dies, but there like, well you can't know, I know little did
• 23:15
  you know we already downloaded his subs conscience onto this tesla, all right,
• 23:18
  so it's like some crazy well he has the right, Yeah, and then
• 23:25
  we got the other billionaire who's spending one hundreds of millions of dollars every year
• 23:27
  trying to reburst aging. You know about that guy right yea literally like cut
• 23:32
  twenty years off like his he looks younger than me. He uses it.
• 23:36
  Yes, I did see a video on that guy, and like his routine
• 23:38
  is so nuts, where like he puts so much stuff on his face.
• 23:42
  He works out at like four am. His breakfasts are like it's it's very
• 23:47
  unique. And then he injects his sun blood or something like that. Yeah,
• 23:48
  so young people blood because there's suposed to be more. They did it
• 23:52
  with mice. They figured it out with myself out. Yeah, and they're
• 23:56
  messing with Tilmer length stuff like that. So you know, Tilmer timlar lengths
• 24:00
  the ends of the DNA, and basically as it gets short and short shorter,
• 24:03
  it eventually stops reproducing and replicating, right, And they're thinking, that's
• 24:07
  part of what I do. So there's stuff that you can take and hormones
• 24:10
  that will actually extend the lengths of that. And there's also there's risks to
• 24:14
  that as well too, because that's how you know your body kills off cancer
• 24:17
  Because any given time, we have you know, hundreds, if not thousands
• 24:19
  of cancer cells in our body that we're constantly killing off. So the ones
• 24:23
  that we're not killing off are the ones that the telomere links aren't cutting correctly
• 24:29
  and it's not stopping the reproduction process. So that's the downside to using like
• 24:33
  those hormones and whatnot. Do you know any downsides from stem cells as of
• 24:37
  right now, I don't think there is any real downside the stem cells.
• 24:41
  That's just trip figuring out how to get the correct organs be produced, like
• 24:45
  they're producing ears on mice and sepperiments like that. So with Crisper technology.
• 24:49
  Are you guys familiar with that? Yes, chose exactly how you make Is
• 24:53
  that the same thing that Disney uses? Yeah, so the thing that your
• 24:57
  home also do that I think is Crisper. It's my future nin or so
• 25:03
  I have so no, because it's the same he's just verified it's the same
• 25:07
  company that has the same technology with him. So at Disney, my friend's
• 25:10
  an employee there, he's and uh, they offer employees there like this,
• 25:15
  like you chew, you can like build a baby, like you know,
• 25:18
  build a bear, like they offered that, dude to the to their employees,
• 25:22
  Like there's a program that you can apply for it and they'll choose you,
• 25:25
  like you have the they can choose you where you can like customize your
• 25:26
  baby type of deal and like and because it's a part of this program with
• 25:30
  Disney, like there's certain things that your baby can come with. And it's
• 25:34
  it's it gets weird. Mickey Mouse hears on it from here. I'm sure
• 25:40
  you could probably get like a birthmark that just has like a hidden Mickey on
• 25:42
  your kid. Bro Like, Like I'm pretty sure you could. I think
• 25:47
  I just rather get the tattoo. Yeah, Like it sounds way cheaper exactly.
• 25:49
  But but yeah, they have a similar program like that. And it's
• 25:53
  crazy because he's told me, he's like, hey, man, I'm thinking
• 25:56
  about going for it. I was like, He's like, can you be
• 25:57
  my baby's godfather? I was, man, I was ai baby got it
• 26:02
  bother Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, like anybody that doesn't know what crisper
• 26:06
  is, they can literally go in and genetically edit out certain genes stuff like
• 26:10
  that. You have several thousand sequences in your body and you can actually turn
• 26:14
  on and off different genes can so you can cancel it, so you can
• 26:18
  do something that actually will let's say, have reduce some quarters all levels.
• 26:21
  So this is something that Chinese are being accused of right now doing with their
• 26:25
  athletes is genetically modifying them and in the womb and growing these you know,
• 26:30
  basically a super super athletes, super soldiers per se. Yeah, bro,
• 26:33
  Japan don't just win the World Baseball three years in a row, just like
• 26:37
  because they're good the coursal levels all right. So let's say quarters all levels,
• 26:41
  right, so they can get a corsal shot. I've got a corsal
• 26:44
  shot. You play sports and you get a corstal shye and it kind of
• 26:45
  numbs it out. So yeah, so that that's uh anti inflammatory. So
• 26:52
  corsol is a really essentual uh hormone everybody. That's what wakes up us up
• 26:56
  in the morning. So so when you wake up the morning, your quarter
• 27:00
  cortisol levels really really high and your testosterone is low, and as the day
• 27:04
  goes on they actually inverse, so you're at peak, you know, testosterone,
• 27:10
  you know, three quards the way through the day, right, so
• 27:11
  five six o'clock at nighttime you're at so and that's also you see a lot
• 27:17
  of like with men, especially a higher sex drive in the evening time versus
• 27:19
  the morning time. And women don't necessarily have that same effect on it because
• 27:26
  the sascerrone is naturally so much lower to begin with. So cortisol has a
• 27:29
  lot of really good important benefits, but also at the same time it can
• 27:33
  really affect and hamper some of the genetic expressions associated around testosterone as well too,
• 27:40
  So you are able to produce more muscle mass with less you know,
• 27:44
  free radicals and less breakdown over time, and that the stresses in your life
• 27:48
  are less likely to affect those gains because when you're stressed out like you gain
• 27:52
  weight and everything like that, right, And that's all with the how your
• 27:56
  hormones are affected, so you're able to you know, inhibit some of those
• 28:00
  things signals upstream. Let's say like omega three does, right, and it's
• 28:04
  considered DHA is considered No sorry. E p A, which is one of
• 28:07
  the acids inside DHA, is a upstream inhibitor, so it helps with inflammation.
• 28:14
  So DHA about three percent of your brains made of it, and e
• 28:17
  p A is a acid that helps with turning off the signals for inflammation.
• 28:22
  So we have chronic inflammation, you have aching knees. Taking Omega threes,
• 28:25
  like krill oil, it's really really good for you because it helps decrease not
• 28:29
  so much the inflammation itself, but these signals to send the inflammation to that
• 28:33
  area. Salmon too from the mistake for sure. Yeah, so birability,
• 28:37
  the krill is the best one. I think it's like a three It's like
• 28:41
  a threefold increase. Doctor Ron Patrick had a guest on her show or a
• 28:45
  long time ago that dove into the science behind that She's insane. I hit
• 28:52
  I hit the sauna every time I hit the gym because of her it's just
• 28:55
  mando, Like, it's just saying let's say and then the benefit she says
• 28:57
  about just hitting this ana three times a week is just it's stuff you're sharing.
• 29:03
  Is just like I'm like, man, do you be on your your
• 29:07
  health tip? Man? Now? This is this Like I'm obsessed with learning
• 29:11
  anything and everything. Like all right, on the way here, I was
• 29:12
  listening to a somebody talking about book binding, how to make their own books
• 29:18
  and like taking what they call signatures, like through the pages together and how
• 29:21
  they did all that stuff. So the three and a half hour drive in
• 29:23
  today it was insane, traffic was horrible, But that's what I was geeking
• 29:29
  out on the way in. Yeah, So I mean, now here's the
• 29:32
  thing you said, you three and a half hour tribute you also you also
• 29:36
  mentioned to me, You're like, is that how far palm Palm desert?
• 29:38
  It's normally like two hours two hours fifteen minutes, worst case two and a
• 29:41
  half hour. Because I do want, I want to, I do.
• 29:45
  He didn't invite me, but I'm going to go out to there and film
• 29:48
  something with with the birds that you have. But is that do you need
• 29:52
  to live somewhere like that far to hold that many birds or like I'm just
• 29:56
  poor like I because I need land, like period, like I need some
• 30:02
  I have Like that's what I'm saying. Like the farther you get, because
• 30:03
  it's like I can't imagine you being a falcon trainer living in like by usc
• 30:07
  and shit. You know, like if I had like one bird, yeah
• 30:11
  I can get away with that. If it was just Allie and that's all
• 30:12
  I had, then yeah, I can get a little apartment and you know,
• 30:17
  do that. But I've got six hawks and falcons. We have a
• 30:19
  fool blown business around it. So you have twelve birds total, No six
• 30:22
  birds in total, okay, so between like my dad and I, right,
• 30:26
  okay, and we kind of have them separated at some of his house
• 30:27
  and at my house in case something happens at one of the one of the
• 30:32
  facilities. We have backups and redundancies in the program, right something as in
• 30:34
  like do they fight if I mean like what do you mean? No,
• 30:37
  if somebody comes in because Petere's not a big fan of ours, oh like
• 30:45
  Peter, like anything with any sort of animals, like they pets. They
• 30:48
  don't even like pets. They think pets are. Yeah, it's better to
• 30:51
  euthanize them and let them live in captivity, right, like ninety six percent
• 30:56
  or something like that. You can fact check me, like something like ninety
• 30:59
  six six percent of all animals that they rescue and seventy two hours or a
• 31:03
  dispatch. Wow, fact check me on that, because I don't want to
• 31:07
  get in trouble. He's yeah, they have a mental you have like people
• 31:15
  that have you ever encountered any issues like that where people have tried to liberate
• 31:19
  the birds because they're like crazy radical on that knock on wood like most time,
• 31:26
  most people like if they're they're verbally if they're going to be verbally aggressive
• 31:30
  with me, I keep my distance, I keep my bird safe and I
• 31:33
  you know, I I want to get out of there, you know,
• 31:37
  as quickly as possible. That's something like every self defense guy on the plant
• 31:40
  is going to teach you, like the fight that you always win is the
• 31:42
  one that you can avoid. So somebody's hostile, somebody's aggravated, I'm not
• 31:47
  going to engage with you. I'm going to go the other direction. I
• 31:49
  don't care how it makes me look, especially if I have you know,
• 31:52
  my bird, that's that's family. Like you know, we had text out
• 31:55
  earlier. Right, Sorry, no, that's bond. I get all my
• 31:59
  birds mixed up, so always a couple of shades lighter. So we'll pull
• 32:05
  it out for the cameras and everything too. So yeah, I wasn't saying
• 32:07
  if you want to if you want to bring around. I was like,
• 32:08
  you could feel free. But I mean that's do you remember we'll do it
• 32:13
  towards the ends. That way, we're just having fun. Basically, we
• 32:15
  just beat up and we can have the bird flying in here. That's the
• 32:19
  nice thing with Yeah, that's nice thing about the hawks is like he can
• 32:21
  fly in this little room. This is what like twenty by twenty Yeah,
• 32:24
  yeah, it's like a booth. So you know I'm saying it. It's
• 32:30
  like a High Times booth. All right, bro, some of these High
• 32:32
  Times booth are pretty big. So a falcon couldn't hang out in a room
• 32:37
  like this. It freaks out. She can like all he can hang out
• 32:38
  like she's super stable. She she loves the crazier the better, like she
• 32:45
  loves, you know, being at the stadium, and she that's really her
• 32:47
  jam. And that's and every bird's different. Like when we started this program,
• 32:52
  we got six falcons and we figured out which one would be best for
• 32:54
  us, and you know, and where they'd be the happiest, right,
• 32:58
  yeah, because you know, let's a you know, like I I would
• 33:02
  die and teeters and boredom if you're like sit on computer and you know,
• 33:06
  transpose all this for me. Right, that's there's nothing worse you can do
• 33:09
  to me on the planet. Right. And everybody has their jobs that they're
• 33:13
  inclined to, like you have your Everybody has their own things, right,
• 33:15
  I got the freaking birds, like yeah right, so highway be real?
• 33:22
  Yeah, so how did it? How did you know Ali was the one
• 33:25
  for the stadium? Because you said you buy all of them? Was it?
• 33:28
  Just as they as they're growing up? So we imprint them. So
• 33:30
  we're taking them to Charger games, Rams games, or taking them over to
• 33:32
  USC games as you know, little fuzzballs literally you know, so they're using
• 33:37
  the pictures of them where they're literally you know, they can fit in the
• 33:38
  palm of your hands. This is not just the LAFC thing the bird flight.
• 33:44
  Oh no, I take them to the games, okay, right,
• 33:45
  so they can all the noise, all the chaos and all that stuff.
• 33:49
  So that way they're used to it, and we're imprinting them on it.
• 33:51
  So it was literally, you know, every sporting event I can get into
• 33:54
  with the falcons, and you know, it's really cool. A lot of
• 33:58
  like the owners, so you know, like one of the owners was the
• 34:00
  Dodgers everything else. So we're able to get into a lot of various venues
• 34:04
  because of his access, which helped create Ali and Sunny to be as stable
• 34:09
  and confident as they are, because that makes sense. I was wondering.
• 34:13
  I was like, how do they not freaking out? Like this must be
• 34:15
  intense for a bird, but I mean, obviously I didn't know that you
• 34:17
  took him like a baby. So he imprinted them on it, and not
• 34:21
  all the birds liked it either. And there's there's one falcon he wanted to
• 34:25
  just be a mass murderer like anything with feathers, anything anything with feathers.
• 34:34
  Like he was like, you know, like he looked like he was cooked
• 34:37
  out of his mind and wanted to go eat them. Which is really really
• 34:39
  bad because I watched him like a month ago or whatever it was, we
• 34:43
  had that injured pigeon land on the pitch and all he flew ten feet past
• 34:47
  them. I did see that, but like me and my lady were filming
• 34:51
  the bird. I was like, how did it not stop? But sell
• 34:52
  from natural instinct, just tear it apart. Absolutely focus. She has blinders
• 34:57
  on, she's staring at us like this. She goes, that's nice and
• 34:59
  keep going. And that's that's the type of confidence. That's the type of
• 35:02
  the stability that we're looking for in a bird. Now, if I had
• 35:05
  one of those other falcons, that would be a whole different thing. And
• 35:07
  that bird, you know, they had some serious mental issues. So there's
• 35:12
  avian influenza going around right now. West Nile is really bad right now,
• 35:15
  and those typically affect the brain of birds that cause the brains all swell and
• 35:21
  they actually funny. So when you see a bird like that one, there
• 35:23
  is some brain damage that happened there. So you know, out of amunds
• 35:28
  of safety from my bird. That's why we train them to be focused on
• 35:30
  us because a lot of other birds, including text that would have been lunch
• 35:35
  and now I have to worry about the you know, secondary infection from that.
• 35:38
  So is the bird that you said, is that? What is that
• 35:40
  a parasite infection or like just a virus. So it's a virus yeah,
• 35:45
  is there like how do you treat that? Is that bird still trainable?
• 35:47
  Like do you still are you still able to use that bird? It has
• 35:51
  a mortality rate of like ninety percent. Oh, so it's like it's it's
• 35:53
  it's just a matter of time. So bond actually, uh god, West
• 36:00
  Nile at one point and I didn't even I didn't even know. He's just
• 36:01
  kind of acting a little bit off. It's like, all right, cool.
• 36:04
  I gave him some extra food, just let him hang out in the
• 36:06
  house, and he got through it. And it wasn't until a couple of
• 36:10
  weeks later and he was multing out dropping his feathers and I'll show you guys
• 36:14
  later on off camera, like there's some feathers that look greasy because those were
• 36:16
  growing in when he got sick. So and there's like puss and everything in
• 36:21
  there. And then I called up some bets, goes that I'll put money
• 36:23
  on that's West Nile. So damn. See I didn't I didn't think like
• 36:29
  that's that's obviously mosquitoes, right, Yeah, and we've got to invasive species
• 36:32
  now too. You guys seen the black one with like the white or silver
• 36:36
  bands. Yeah, I like ankle biters. Yeah, I have. I
• 36:38
  have seen those all over. Yeah. No, it's and they were after
• 36:43
  like certain blood types more than others. Like it's crazy because my girlfriend gets
• 36:46
  them all the time. I think they probably smell the weed in my boot
• 36:50
  and they're like, noah, I ain't trying to get high because because I
• 36:52
  never get big bro, Like if I have to be like, they're probably
• 36:55
  just like nah, bro, They're like, this is in their eyes.
• 36:59
  Probably have that that little sign that comes in my pen. This is California,
• 37:04
  Like, don't try that food, dude. But yeah, no,
• 37:07
  those those are some crazy. Those are the ones that quote unquote conspiracy theory
• 37:09
  says mosquito little bar code. No, dude, it's just the way it's
• 37:14
  striped. Man. I slapped one and I saw it like a close up,
• 37:17
  I'll see no fucking bar. No. People people say that it because
• 37:21
  it's striped, dude, the white and black bars on it, it makes
• 37:22
  it look like and they say those are the bill Gate mosquitos. So those
• 37:28
  ones are are invasive species from China. They came out to the US actually
• 37:34
  the Port of La about two thousand and one. Giver take is the best
• 37:37
  estimates that they have on it. You said they came from China. They
• 37:39
  could be transformers, dude, with the crisper technology and everything on it.
• 37:45
  Yeah, man, straight up, it's like this big do you do you
• 37:51
  feed them bird? Like? No, you don't have bird food. The
• 37:55
  bird food. The bird food is other birds, That's what I was asking.
• 38:00
  So I have we actually ethically source quail. So if you ever go
• 38:07
  to a sushi bar, you have quail eggs, right, yeah, right,
• 38:08
  so those breeder quils aren't fit for human consumption. Instead of throwing them
• 38:12
  away, the guy then freezes them and then sells them to falcons for bird
• 38:16
  food. So literally, I'm taking what's considered trash and I get to feed
• 38:20
  my burses and it's honestly to me, it tastes just fine because it'll defrost
• 38:24
  occasionally, so I can't refreeze it because they'll get the bird sick. Right,
• 38:28
  So yeah, there's too much meat there. I'm like, all right,
• 38:31
  cool, I'll cook it up then, But can you like you can't
• 38:35
  just go like it has to eat like other bird. Like can I go
• 38:37
  to thea and be like, let me get two pounds of con salad and
• 38:40
  its just like not cook it and give it to them like like will it
• 38:45
  eat it or will they get sick? Yeah, they would get sick off
• 38:47
  it. So people injured raptors will do that a lot. They'll get like,
• 38:51
  oh, we'll give them chicken or something like that. So if you
• 38:52
  look at the it happens like I see it all the time, like people
• 38:58
  will That's what I would have done. I was like, yo, just
• 39:00
  look at he's the predator heats birds. Let's give him chicken, right exactly.
• 39:04
  I can't blame you for thinking that way. Like, but the thing
• 39:07
  is, like it's not colorically dense enough. So if you look at let's
• 39:09
  say, you know the quality of the meat. So let's say chicken versus
• 39:14
  turkey versus duck. Right, duck super fatty. It's hard to dig,
• 39:19
  hard to break down because of our stomach acids versus like the falcons they're trained
• 39:22
  for, you know, eating you know, pigeon and doves and you know
• 39:27
  seagulls. Like if you look at the type of meat, it's super super
• 39:30
  super red, super dark. So that's a lot of stuff. Yeah,
• 39:34
  it's really colorically dense. So now I use quail because it's a happy end
• 39:38
  between because I can feed both my hawks and my falcons that and I keep
• 39:42
  the food the same because it lets me to regulate their temperature. So only
• 39:46
  she has a set weight, like in the morning of the game day,
• 39:51
  like she's supposed to be six hundred and forty grams, which is about one
• 39:54
  point two pounds, right, wow, And by the time we actually go
• 40:00
  to fly, she'll be about six fifteen to six twenty. It is kind
• 40:05
  of like her ideal weight, and that will affect her flying too. Like
• 40:09
  the heavier she is, the more fun she wants to have, less focus.
• 40:13
  She is, all right, wow, see fog five people lazy,
• 40:19
  Like, let's focus you are, I think of weight? No more productive.
• 40:25
  So but that's that's really what is down. So I can keep the
• 40:29
  food consistent, so I can measure it out. So right, she needs
• 40:31
  fifty five grams a day before to get her to this way. And now
• 40:35
  if I have like a variable, you know, foods I'm giving her,
• 40:38
  Let's say something like let's say I don't know rabbit, or then I have
• 40:42
  squab over here, pigeon, and then I have quail. That's all going
• 40:45
  to be different chloric values for the same weight. So her weight's gonna be
• 40:49
  all over the place, so I can't be as consistent. And that's what
• 40:51
  these guys really really crave is to having that structure. Same thing. It's
• 40:54
  like I think of it like working dogs, right, Like my my malanwall
• 40:58
  is, Like I'm very exact on everything I do with them, how I
• 41:00
  interact with them, how I do my obedience with them, and everything.
• 41:04
  There's certain standards that are expected out of me from them and vice versa.
• 41:07
  Can your birds survive in the wild if you were, if they were to
• 41:12
  just be released. I like to think so, because they've had years and
• 41:15
  years of you know, basically training to hunt. Right, So in the
• 41:21
  wild there's a mortality degrade in the first year loan of ninety percent when it
• 41:24
  comes to birds of prey, so they don't live that long. No,
• 41:28
  in the wild, like seven years is a great run. Right, You're
• 41:30
  gonna have three or four clutches. Think about one nick, one cut,
• 41:34
  you're dead, right. Think about you ever had antibiotics in your life?
• 41:37
  Yeah right, yep, yep, yeah, all of us have and if
• 41:42
  we did not have that would probably be dead. Yeah. Realistically, Like
• 41:46
  they're like, so the birds that survive past the first year are like the
• 41:50
  genetic freaks. Right, they're the NFL players. I'm not good enough to
• 41:53
  be in the NFL, so right, And that's just the way, that's
• 41:57
  just the way it is. And though in captivity they're able to especially for
• 42:01
  teaching to hunt right, like like Bond and texts like those are you know,
• 42:07
  quasi hunting birds, Like they get those reps in and there's no consequence
• 42:09
  for failures. They just get to learn more and more and more. So
• 42:14
  these you got to think about it. I mean, he says it.
• 42:15
  Imagine meing a falcon that didn't know when to stop because no one teaches you,
• 42:21
  like said, they're hardwired like they they know instinctively. But at the
• 42:27
  end of the day, it's absolute terrifying. Soone all, he hit that
• 42:30
  two ten. It was the the It wasn't even that the pitch wasn't there
• 42:34
  yet. It was a sand underneath it with rebar sticking up, so it
• 42:37
  was probably five feet down from where the pitches now. And it's literally I'm
• 42:42
  looking at this and I'm thinking, you know, oh my god, my
• 42:45
  bird is gonna die. My bird's gonna like explode on the ground. Right,
• 42:47
  And so I pulled the lure in I just crow up in a ball
• 42:51
  and I'm trying to get her not to focus on me. She comes down
• 42:53
  six inches from it and then decides she wants to weave through the rebar.
• 43:00
  They have. They play games like that, like, uh my peregrine falcon
• 43:02
  does the same thing, like he loves, like I do a lot of
• 43:05
  stuff out in you know, Katilla Valley, Like he weaves to the palm
• 43:07
  trees at one hundred plus miles an hour and you can see him doing this
• 43:10
  full bank like an F one car and just going through it. It's insane
• 43:15
  and just like everything else, they might calculate wrong. One time, nature
• 43:19
  happens. Yeah, and it hits a tree. Yeah it happened, like
• 43:22
  yeah, they just like anything else, not not to me. Yeah,
• 43:24
  thank god, no, yeah, yeah, but nature happens. They get
• 43:28
  sick, they get injured, you know, they find a tree, they
• 43:30
  find glass, like that's a that's a real thing. Damn, that's you
• 43:34
  know, number one killer of birds is in fact cats. Damn. He
• 43:38
  looked at me like he's like, I can tell you that he loves.
• 43:42
  Yeah, so I have the very so I have a very not a loving
• 43:46
  approach towards the cats because of how they have such a drastic impact on the
• 43:52
  ecosystem they do. They're killing some of the most beautiful bird species in Hawaii
• 43:57
  because they have such a like fur cat problem out there. So like they
• 44:00
  just they've been bringing rampant and like the forests and they're the population of storted
• 44:02
  birds that they help fermentate the land and all this ship are fucking it up.
• 44:07
  It's like a whole ecosystem ship. It is super complex, and it's
• 44:10
  like, okay, so they so we had the colinars go into Hawaii and
• 44:14
  they bring rats come on the on the ships, right, So and now
• 44:17
  they got a rat problem that's eating all the produce and everything. So they
• 44:21
  oh, let's get some cats in, right, And the cats did a
• 44:22
  great job and cleaning it up, and they fail to see the impact of
• 44:25
  it. Cats started fucking and they nature happened and there's a bunch of cats
• 44:31
  and now they're taking over. Now they're eating and not just the rasts because
• 44:34
  the rats population is under control, so they're going after the birds and they're
• 44:37
  keep populating and now we have likeuring blackbirds, grackles and stuff like that.
• 44:40
  If you go to Honolulu, the little blackbirds that's like half my business to
• 44:45
  getting those guys away from you guys and your while you're eating, Like literally,
• 44:49
  they're that bad. They'll land on your plate and then eat with you.
• 44:52
  Yeah. Oh yeah those I know why you talking about those little Yeah
• 44:54
  yeah, you're in blackbirds invasive species and those motherfuckers a kind of annoy to
• 45:00
  bro. Yeah, I kind of yeah, I know. I don't.
• 45:04
  You see patios out there, bacon You're like, well, this restaurant has
• 45:06
  no weight. It's like no, bro, they just watch She's going just
• 45:08
  in basis pieces everywhere though. And different animals too, like the pigs,
• 45:12
  I mean the hogs over there in Texas. You want some Yeah, yeah,
• 45:15
  sure, I guess. So you can kill those hogs like on an
• 45:17
  airplane, on a helicopter or whatever. I've seen videos of that and I'm
• 45:20
  like yeah, and they've gone to the point where they're allowing people to poison
• 45:24
  them, and I have an issue with that. I get it, like
• 45:27
  it's destroying agriculture that are killing livestock, like feral hogs are dangerous. So
• 45:31
  like part of my family's from Arkansas, Like I'm I'm half redneck, right,
• 45:37
  so as a little as like a little kid, I'm walking around like
• 45:39
  I'd go walk off my grandpa's ranch, right, and I'm like eight years
• 45:43
  old. I have a twenty two magnum on my hip for that exact reason.
• 45:46
  Because there's feral hogs out there pack you. Yeah, they'll attack the
• 45:50
  funk out of you with the horns. The horns come out, right,
• 45:52
  yeah, because it's the same animal, right, a pig and a hog
• 45:55
  at the end of the day, just one's fair one and the horn something
• 45:58
  like evolved on site. Yeah, so literally, within like a week or
• 46:01
  two, like the they'll start growing hair, the teeth, these massive tasks
• 46:06
  will start growing out. It's absolutely insane. So then you hear the stories
• 46:08
  like Godzilla hogs that are like a thousand pounds, so it's just it's insane.
• 46:15
  But yeah, and we actually have them here in Sokol too, So
• 46:17
  if you got to like Emmet, they have an issue there. They're migrating
• 46:22
  further up north. I grew up in Lake Elsinore, so eventually they will
• 46:24
  be in elsewhere. I mean, I put money that that's in South Elsinore.
• 46:28
  If you go down to the Mecula area, like, I'll put money
• 46:30
  that's over there. Yeah, because I mean I grew up and I've never
• 46:34
  heard of it, but you're right, it's just a matter of time.
• 46:35
  It's gonna no one. There's no natural predator for it, and there it
• 46:38
  would be the natural predator. Obviously, you can't just throw a new animal
• 46:42
  in there. US like that. That's it is, like in California has
• 46:46
  such restrictions on hunting, even on private land and based the species. They've
• 46:52
  loosened it the last few years because it's cost tens of millions of dollars.
• 46:58
  Basically it's a twenty five dollar permit now and then you have to get you
• 47:00
  know, written permission from the landowner. I mean, land rights are really
• 47:04
  important to hear in the US, so it makes sense. But then it's
• 47:07
  like, okay, then inside county limits, you're not allowed to use rifles
• 47:10
  versus this. So there's a lot of limitations on what we can actually do.
• 47:15
  And then you know a lot of the other i'd say less human options,
• 47:21
  snares and stuff like that we can't use because it's considered unethical and banned.
• 47:24
  But you know, we we're literally fighting for uh, you know,
• 47:30
  our lands because there they can kill, you know, destroy, you know,
• 47:32
  one hundreds thousand dollars of crops in a day or two. Yeah,
• 47:37
  so farrel hogs if you missed it, farrel hogs. Yeah, like the
• 47:43
  fools with the little horns. Yeah, taking over not didn't kill them,
• 47:46
  Well, it's gonna kill them all. Like like the big cat. You
• 47:49
  saw the big cat, the holly one one that they have here. I
• 47:51
  think they even have a name for it. P two ninety something. Yeah,
• 47:54
  you know the Mountain Lion, the mountain crazy mountainin how it's like how
• 47:58
  they just let it roam. It's like that's to get destroyed before he kills
• 48:00
  someone. There's like hikers out there. It's just a matter of time till
• 48:02
  someone could. Yes and no, most of the time those guys are absolutely
• 48:06
  terrified of people. Like I've come. I've come face to face with the
• 48:08
  Mountain Lion before. And you know the Chris Pratt No, all right,
• 48:19
  I was, I had my bird out, We're out hunting. He flew
• 48:21
  across the rocine, you know, he slammed a pheasant and it took me
• 48:24
  like forty five minutes to climb down, go around, and I'm getting to
• 48:27
  him and above him, going back down and literally I stumble on the Mountain
• 48:30
  Lion. And all I can think of is like I pulled out my blade,
• 48:34
  so my normal well you got to remember, I'm out, I'm out
• 48:37
  semi boonies, right, so my eedc is not the same as if I
• 48:40
  was here in l A. Right. So I have a fixed you know,
• 48:45
  seven inch Tonto and and my pistol on me, and I pull out
• 48:50
  the Tonto and I'm just screaming at him as Tonto's curve blade, right,
• 48:55
  and I charged them, and thank God that he chickened out because I know
• 48:59
  what I was going to do next. I like, my bird is right
• 49:00
  there, he's gonna die. I don't like, no, that's that's like
• 49:04
  I said, it's like family, Like I will go to war for you
• 49:07
  know my birds there. There's as much as my family as he wasn't even
• 49:09
  thinking about eating you. It's all about all about the yeah, because he
• 49:15
  was on little ship, so he was there and I'm I literally I stumbled
• 49:19
  on him and I just pulled out the knife and I just start yelling.
• 49:22
  I charged him. I'm like, I'm this is gonna make for a really
• 49:27
  really great story, or it's gonna be a hell of a thing. On
• 49:29
  the Nightly News earlier. Today, a professional falcon is multi death by mountain
• 49:34
  lion. He lunged on intact and grabbed it. Dude, you go on
• 49:37
  the Hall of Fame though, on the falcon fame. I expect that was
• 49:42
  an award after that one, all right, but I went out that way.
• 49:44
  You have to vote for the dar was an award. I don't.
• 49:45
  I don't think an animal like that. I think like when something like that
• 49:49
  happens, because it's such a wild animal, it's like almost like it just
• 49:53
  looks at it, like the audacity. Nobody's ever had the audacity to charge
• 49:57
  on me. So I'm a boat book it because this has never happen.
• 50:00
  Everybody's usually scared of me. But you know what I mean. It's like
• 50:01
  when you see like a bear, like you can fucking scare the shit out
• 50:05
  of a bear if that bear has never been called on this bluff before.
• 50:08
  But you're taking that risk, you could die. Like with grizzlies, they
• 50:12
  tell you, you know, just slowly back up and you know, go
• 50:15
  the other direction. You're not gonna win. They find those bears, like
• 50:20
  like the man killer bears. They'll find them with dozens and dozens of like
• 50:22
  nine millimeters rounds in them? Right? So you got it? Have you
• 50:25
  seen Grizzly Man? Yeah, I'll show you that documentary nasty. Yeah.
• 50:30
  Yeah, but it's the same thing now with like brown bears, Like,
• 50:34
  okay, then you get big, loud, and you get aggressive, and
• 50:37
  they're smaller. They're far more aggressive than the grizzlies are, but you know
• 50:40
  them to mall you. It takes a lot more effort on their part versus
• 50:44
  the grizzlies or what like eight hundred pounds and terrifying. Yeah, their piles
• 50:46
  are bigger than your face. Like, no, do you have other birds
• 50:51
  aside from like them? Like, have you ever tried trading an owl?
• 50:54
  Yeah? I've had a few owls actually, yeah, so, and owls
• 50:58
  are really cool, especially the type that we've had. We've had a I'll
• 51:02
  show you a picture later. I grew up with an owl named Cosmos.
• 51:05
  It is a male, male great horned owl, and he hated everybody button
• 51:12
  me. He was basically imprinted on me and baby. I spent five six
• 51:15
  years with him. And I would crawl into my dad a big free flight
• 51:19
  chamber about this size, twice as high, and I'd go in there.
• 51:22
  I'd dig a hole underneath it, and I'd go and I'd cuddle this owl
• 51:24
  I had, like four or five years old. He's got the cool ones,
• 51:27
  dude. Those are like the ones that's a drake owl. Yeah so
• 51:30
  now now the other one actually really like a lot more than that. That's
• 51:32
  even friendlier. Those those guys can be a dick, like neither really really
• 51:37
  sweet or they're a complete asshole. Like there's all in between. But the
• 51:40
  Cavy Blazers have likes to yell every fucking morning at night like, yeah,
• 51:44
  so check out the Raisian eagle owl, right, and they're just a total
• 51:49
  love bug. And there are semi gregarios of social species, so they imprint.
• 51:52
  They have, you know, a whole social hierarchy. They have averiballe
• 51:55
  communication skills like mine would literally lay on my pillow with me and I had
• 51:59
  them trade. Yeah, damn. Those are the ones that aren't T shirts
• 52:04
  who hippies wear. Yeah, you know, like these are more common,
• 52:08
  said, these are more They're not really common. Those are European species,
• 52:13
  but they're just so disgustingly sweet, Like it's literally a puppy dog with feathers,
• 52:17
  Like he laid on my pillow right here next to my head, and
• 52:22
  I mean, can you buy these with a falconer's license? Yes, So
• 52:27
  you have to be a minimum of general falconer. Means that you have to
• 52:30
  do falcony for two years as an apprentice, then it approved to become a
• 52:32
  general falconer, then you can buy it. Because this is all super heavily
• 52:36
  regulated by state federal governments with the state right like yeah, and and county
• 52:40
  too. Now for la FC. So I have county permits, I have
• 52:44
  city permits, I have state permits, I have federal permits. And it
• 52:50
  is an apprentice hard or how do you go about? So to be apprentice?
• 52:52
  Basically? First question I always ask somebody do you have a wife?
• 52:55
  Yes or no? Answer is no. I was like, all right,
• 52:58
  cool, because again, like these things, a man as much as a
• 53:01
  child does, right, because you come home at the end of the day.
• 53:05
  You work all day, right, you work your you know, your
• 53:07
  eight hour day, and you got another hour drive each way, right,
• 53:08
  so you're ten hours in your day dinner, twelve thirteen hours in your day.
• 53:13
  Right, You're gonna sleep eight hours on top of that, So you
• 53:16
  only get a couple hours a day to interact with these animals. So you
• 53:19
  have to be dedicated and focused to it because that they need that attention.
• 53:23
  So no, I heard, I heard how like a cat. No I
• 53:27
  heard, I heard, I heard how calculated it was when you told me
• 53:30
  how much you need it, how much you need to give it to eat,
• 53:34
  to weigh this much so it flies at this weight on this day.
• 53:38
  That's like you fc mma shit, where like you're cutting way and you can't
• 53:42
  eat this and this is your diet because we've all trying to body weight.
• 53:45
  Well, we got we've all tried to fucking be a bodybuilder and that could
• 53:49
  counting. Is just hard to do it for just in a bulk that's all.
• 53:51
  Yeah, he's been bulking in life. I like how it comes into
• 53:57
  the conversation. Yeah, he's But no, that's very calculated obviously to know
• 54:01
  exactly it's all the birds. We have on a spreadsheet, all the weights,
• 54:07
  and we put little notes in there too, and we kind of figure
• 54:09
  out what they're supposed to be like. So at the end of the season,
• 54:12
  we're gonna let everybody woke up a little bit. We're gonna be doing
• 54:15
  a lot of you know, heavy intense training as far as like you know,
• 54:20
  trying to build up muscle mass, right, so we're gonna be doing
• 54:22
  stuff. We call him vertical. So we get a we got our you
• 54:23
  know, DGI drone. We go up a couple hundred feet. The bird
• 54:27
  just circles up as hard as he can to fly up to go grab the
• 54:30
  lure. So like because we never talked about that, so you know the
• 54:35
  pregame ritual. We see us on the pitch. We're swinging around the lower
• 54:37
  piece of phone with the posing team's crust on, right, So the birds
• 54:40
  are that's the prey. They're trying to hunt, catch and kill that when
• 54:44
  you see it, So that's why your your pop's the spinning thing and throws
• 54:47
  it. And it's basically a came a game of keep away at one hundred
• 54:52
  miles an hour, and he is he's really perfecting it. Like he doesn't
• 54:55
  he doesn't like to suit his own horn, but he was literally one of
• 54:59
  the best in the world, like you know, the Saudist and you know
• 55:01
  the guitar all the you know, five ten generation falcon Ors Middle East because
• 55:07
  like damn, like they know who we are and what we do is that
• 55:10
  where that originates from. I mean, Messpotonian is one of the theories behind
• 55:15
  it. So we got a Mongolian theory, we got messotonia. So it's
• 55:17
  all in that, you know that area, right, And it's and the
• 55:22
  falcons in the Middle East is such a huge status stumbul and it's a artificially
• 55:25
  inflated economy, right. So you know, let's say a bird I can
• 55:31
  buy for I'm not very high end here in the US, about twenty thousand
• 55:35
  dollars, seven eighth years sacre, all white or all black with like perfect
• 55:38
  tips. Let's say you know a falcon that looks like a seagull. I
• 55:44
  personally love it. My dad hates the idea of it. I really want
• 55:45
  one one day. Yeah, it looks like a seagull. Well that's a
• 55:50
  problem. So he absolutely hates the idea of it. But he So those
• 55:58
  guys about twenty thousand dollars here in the US, right, and you go
• 56:00
  over to Katar and you're looking at one hundred, one hundred and fifty thousand
• 56:06
  for the same animal. But it's also raised in I could see what you
• 56:13
  see the argument, right, I don't I just see that that bird that
• 56:17
  the White Power ranger fucking came out right, yeah, like like yeah,
• 56:22
  it looks. Yeah, I agree with you. I think you eventually should
• 56:24
  get yourself on that one. Dude, that that that how much did you
• 56:28
  say that bird? It's about twenty grand in the US. That is pretty
• 56:31
  balling, dude, like that is it? Can you train that one to
• 56:36
  go around the stadium? That that bird's actually, in my opinion, is
• 56:38
  too big because you know it's a small stadium, right, I absolutely love
• 56:45
  it's really vertical tonight. It's not like the coliseum and it's just you know,
• 56:49
  super wide going out right, So you know, having the right sized
• 56:52
  bird for that venue to make it more visually stunning, to keep her inside
• 56:57
  the stadium. So all these like the perfect size, Sonny, the backup
• 57:00
  falcons a little bit smaller, flies a little bit smaller. So that's six
• 57:05
  hundred at gram range. It seems to be the perfect size for that stadium
• 57:08
  because you see Allie like she goes, you know, covers all four sides
• 57:13
  of the stadium. She's flying over everybody in the first and second levels,
• 57:16
  right, So that's really really cool. And I think a bigger falcon,
• 57:20
  you're gonna see him go more vertical at that point, and you're not gonna
• 57:22
  get as it's not going to be as visually impressive. Do the Saturday is
• 57:28
  over the in the Middle East? Do they use them for sport? Yeah,
• 57:30
  I've seen something like that. Right, it's and what's the sport like,
• 57:32
  I mean, I don't know what's So it's falconry like what we talk
• 57:36
  about. Like originally this is about hunting and you know kealing quarry, right,
• 57:40
  So you're instead of hunting with let's say our long runs, right,
• 57:44
  we're hunting with hawks and falcons. So they're going out, we'll go rent
• 57:47
  like a seven to forty seven. I'm sure they own it. They at
• 57:51
  the seven forty seven. They fly up to Pakistan and they're gonna hunt grouse
• 57:54
  over there, right, and they literally so you go look at the picture
• 57:58
  of them and they're sitting on top of the head rasts kind of how Tex
• 58:01
  was sitting in Sorry I got two hair socks. Bond was sitting in the
• 58:06
  front seat, right and just just chilling, hanging out there. And that's
• 58:08
  what they're doing. They all have their little hoods on, they're all tethered
• 58:12
  there and they're just hanging out and they're going to take off in land and
• 58:14
  go hunt and come back. So another big thing. They have a big
• 58:15
  competition every year where there's a bunch of different events, so it's like top
• 58:20
  speed horizontally, right. They have a lure flying competitions as well, so
• 58:23
  something like what my dad's really really good at. So you see when Allie,
• 58:27
  if you look at the footage, like I post a lot of like
• 58:29
  the slow moos stuff because I sit right there on training days, you'll see
• 58:31
  her extending her feet out trying to grab it, and she's within a foot
• 58:36
  of the lure. That that's perfection and she's able and it's really impressive that
• 58:40
  she's able to carry so much speed through that. And that's kind of like
• 58:44
  that timing, that consistency that my dad has that I'm still working on because
• 58:47
  I'm still not quite there because Allie has some tricks up her sleeves. So
• 58:52
  yes, I've been doing it for actively thirty years, right, there's still
• 58:55
  a little nuances, little tricks where I'm not as good like I'm you know,
• 59:00
  two three feet away she kind of half hearts put her feet out,
• 59:02
  but like we're trying to get it to where like six inches of his goal,
• 59:06
  we're just fully extended, stretching out trying to catch and kill her quarry
• 59:08
  and then just doing that game of keepway. And you can actually manipulate the
• 59:13
  flight of the bird too by how you pull that lure away. So if
• 59:15
  you want something more vertical, you pull it straight down. I want something
• 59:19
  more wide, I just take a set back, and it's really opening it
• 59:22
  up so we can We're constantly trying to figure out how to in real time,
• 59:25
  like have hercovered the entire stadium too, So it's like the north end.
• 59:30
  She gives a lot of love to the north end, the northeast side
• 59:32
  of it. That's just her thing. So how do we manipulate the flight
• 59:36
  pattern for her to cover the whole stadium? And you know the south end
• 59:39
  gets some love too. They got to get louder in the south. You
• 59:50
  know what's something funny me and him always say, because we're fucking households and
• 59:52
  we always think we're funny when it's flying around. We've always been like,
• 59:57
  man, one day, he's just going to pick a kid's eye, and
• 1:00:00
  we're always like, yo, that wouldn't be crazy if it was that angry
• 1:00:05
  bird that he said, like I was like the one that heats just mad
• 1:00:07
  at everything. Yeah, because I mean We don't know that. We don't
• 1:00:08
  know how like how the birds are. But one time, like what if
• 1:00:10
  I just go like this with like its favorite food, it has to be
• 1:00:15
  That's like, that's like thing with all that's why we train. It's like
• 1:00:17
  because that's something like Peter has done with falconers and other animal activist groups have
• 1:00:22
  done. Is they'll get like, you know, squab on a string.
• 1:00:25
  I get a pigeon swinging around and the bird's gonna come land down and grab
• 1:00:29
  it. And what they do is they'll grab the bird, take all the
• 1:00:31
  stuff off of them, let him eat up, and cut them loose.
• 1:00:34
  Like I've seen that. No, I shouldn't say I seen. I've heard
• 1:00:37
  that happen to other falconers. Wow, that's shady man. It's like,
• 1:00:40
  damn man, the birds are good. But that's that's their mindset. And
• 1:00:45
  like I you know, I mean, they have conviction. I can't fault
• 1:00:49
  them for that. Like they're going all out to do what they believe in.
• 1:00:52
  Right. That's unfortunately the way it is, Like we have different perspectives
• 1:00:54
  on it. I mean, they've got ham You've seen the videos when they'll
• 1:00:58
  go into like chicken places in there they gave themselves about and they don't stop,
• 1:01:02
  and he got turned on. He saw that one, right, Yeah,
• 1:01:07
  yeah, I hate to laugh, but I'm just like it's karma,
• 1:01:12
  like if I do stupid stuff or like I fall off a lot of building
• 1:01:15
  or something like that. Like I'm laughing at myself for being an idiot.
• 1:01:19
  You know the bird flew up in the tree, like that was my fault
• 1:01:21
  for being an idiot. And I laughed at myself now because now in captivity,
• 1:01:24
  like how you have these like like what's the life expectancy for something like
• 1:01:30
  this? Twenty twenty five years? For wow, they live a long time.
• 1:01:34
  Yeah, so that bird could live the living desert the zoo near me.
• 1:01:37
  They just had their oldest male hairstalk pass away at thirty eight years old.
• 1:01:43
  And what ended up killing them was the stress of putting him inside.
• 1:01:45
  We got Avian influenza, avian herpes. We have U it was not her
• 1:01:52
  say what I was like, they even have herpes. Yeah, it's not
• 1:01:57
  from the sheep, so I couldn't. So they put him inside and that's
• 1:02:01
  what in the stress and the stress of moving him from outside inside because right
• 1:02:05
  now in the in the desert, like covered in theo slices twenty four seven.
• 1:02:09
  Like all the birds have a fan directly on them to keep the air
• 1:02:13
  moving past them. So well, the mosquitos, the barcode mosquitos, we'll
• 1:02:19
  say, the bill mosquitoes. I'll show you a picture later. I was
• 1:02:25
  working on my truck the other day. I had over one hundred bites on
• 1:02:29
  my left leg. Damn, man, you must have some immunity. Man,
• 1:02:34
  No, I was kidding. It is all welted up, and it
• 1:02:36
  was like this, look, yeah, you have a lot of those.
• 1:02:38
  It's like, man, that's the immunity you're building up, man, because
• 1:02:43
  the just man, like you ever see like those I was watching a video
• 1:02:45
  on those what do you call those species of those tribes, bro, of
• 1:02:51
  people that are just on the but like like the different of the just under
• 1:02:55
  the radar, and like the governments don't funk with them. They just let
• 1:02:59
  them be, like the indigenous tribes and stuff like that with normal contact,
• 1:03:02
  like down like the Amazon. You're talking about that type of stuff. Yeah,
• 1:03:06
  there's a there's a grip. There's a grip of them all over the
• 1:03:07
  world. Bro, There's like a lot of people live under the radar,
• 1:03:09
  these tribes that they killed some guys. Yeah, they're trying to teach them
• 1:03:13
  Christianity and all the time. And these motherfuckers like they're out there like not
• 1:03:19
  with clothes and and everything, and you know, best believe they get a
• 1:03:22
  bit by exotic mosquitos with They're gonna survive. They're going to live longer than
• 1:03:25
  we are. You hear the like the human theory of evolution, right that,
• 1:03:31
  like these people are the ones that survive, like the apocalypse. And
• 1:03:36
  you know they see in the rise and fall of all these different times right
• 1:03:39
  and over the eons and millennias, Like these guys keep seeing it, so
• 1:03:44
  they see all these the airplanes are gods and stuff like this, and they're
• 1:03:46
  just depictions of all this crazy stuff. And the stuff has passed down through
• 1:03:50
  generation to generation through oral tradition. So and people are speculating that like you
• 1:03:55
  know, the world has ended, you know, many times over because humans
• 1:04:00
  we get to a certain point, we self destruct and then you know,
• 1:04:02
  rinse and repeat. Somebody starts some beef, they blow it up. You
• 1:04:05
  got to start all over again, like right now. It's fucking crazy.
• 1:04:13
  Dude, I don't even know. You don't want to get into that.
• 1:04:15
  I don't want to. I was like, I was like, do you
• 1:04:18
  want to go there? I'll go there with you for I was like for
• 1:04:21
  a second, I was like, I even feel like even for your podcast
• 1:04:24
  the Tamfoil Highpockets, I was like, you guys are going to stay away
• 1:04:27
  for two weeks and be like and then we can talk about it because it's
• 1:04:30
  just such a volatile temperature. But so you have six right now, right?
• 1:04:35
  Six six birds? Is that the cap really for what we need and
• 1:04:41
  give them the most time? Intention Yeah, that's kind of where we're happy
• 1:04:45
  with. Like we have our business stuff covered, we have redundancy, you
• 1:04:48
  know, we have all we have all these backup, like we've got our
• 1:04:50
  personal hawks and falcons, like, you know, we have all our bases
• 1:04:55
  covered and we feel good at that and anymore it would detract from the tension
• 1:04:58
  these ones are getting. So if I was able to like bring on another
• 1:05:01
  employee and I had other job opportunities, then I would talk about getting you
• 1:05:04
  know, another bird or two, that would be the absolute max? Is
• 1:05:10
  there like a bird that like you're like to say, certain falcons or guys
• 1:05:15
  are not supposed to have, Like let's just say, hey, bro,
• 1:05:16
  like how did you even get this? Like, have you ever like not
• 1:05:20
  saying shot them out of anything, but I'm saying, like, have you
• 1:05:23
  ever come across You're like, damn, but you're not even supposed to have
• 1:05:25
  this bird? What the hell? Yeah, there's all right, Like you
• 1:05:29
  know when you meet somebody who has the tiger. Yeah, yeah, there's
• 1:05:33
  there's this one species. It's a male Siberian gosshawk. Right, extremely extremely
• 1:05:44
  rare to get your hands on it because you're neither you're going out to like,
• 1:05:46
  you know, the very north of South Korea in the winter time,
• 1:05:49
  you might get lucky and seeing you there, you're going up north Siberia.
• 1:05:55
  Then you got like the logistics like importing all this stuff, like you're gonna
• 1:05:58
  spend you know, to inport. Let's say you go trap one right and
• 1:06:00
  try to import it. It's almost impossible. So something that Clinton did,
• 1:06:05
  I think it was ninety four where they banned the import of all, you
• 1:06:11
  know, exotic animals into the US, so tigers, lions, you know,
• 1:06:15
  the you know, so all she's a red knipe shaheen. So she
• 1:06:18
  was some of the last genetic bloodlines that came over here for that before that
• 1:06:23
  went into play. So if you look at like the and it's not and
• 1:06:27
  it was to protect the wildlife and not have it be exploited. But at
• 1:06:30
  the same time, what's happened is now we have lots of inner breeding and
• 1:06:32
  no one was really careful, especially with like the lions and tigers and stuff
• 1:06:36
  like that. Most of them are inbred and retarded. No I don't I
• 1:06:41
  know something. And it's like that they retarded, like mentally retarded. It's
• 1:06:44
  like you know, you know, like my cousins having kids or something like
• 1:06:47
  that. So I'm sure I have some family like that too. Arkansas did
• 1:06:53
  right, like on my mom's side and a joker round. It's like,
• 1:07:00
  thank god, I got my dad's lighted. Look like we go to the
• 1:07:02
  family union. I love my family and some of them are just like damn,
• 1:07:09
  so I don't look like you. So so you say falcons and you
• 1:07:13
  say hawks. I haven't met how you haven't mentioned the American animal, the
• 1:07:16
  eagle. That was that you bring that up? And I was like,
• 1:07:21
  I know, I lost the question in here. I was like, you
• 1:07:25
  can train eagles, so they're a semi gregarious species, so semi social,
• 1:07:30
  right, So you get weird social hierarchy in aggression, so you have to
• 1:07:33
  be absolutely perfect when it comes to dealing with eagles, and personally, I
• 1:07:39
  don't care for the American eagle as a falcony bird because if I'm doing something
• 1:07:42
  like that, I'm training to do what Natron tend to do, and that
• 1:07:45
  is to be hunt, catch and kill, right, that's what that animal
• 1:07:48
  is designed to do. And out of like the two major major ones we
• 1:07:51
  have or you know, the Golden eagle and the bald eagle, like the
• 1:07:55
  golden eagles of in my opinion of far superior hunter, you know far Man
• 1:08:00
  see Marka just got me thinking. I thought I thought the bald eagle was
• 1:08:03
  like the most fucking gang strog. Right, they're they're all around the same
• 1:08:09
  size. I mean you look at them, they're like the size of Toddler.
• 1:08:11
  Yeah, like that's nine pounds. Damn that's yeah, wast and what
• 1:08:17
  yeah like one point three pounds? Yeah, now hand on a nine pounds
• 1:08:19
  word, dude, rip your face off. Yeah, they're their talons are
• 1:08:24
  bigger than my fingers, like the black parts that stick out like literally their
• 1:08:27
  knives like this long. I'm like, I have the proper amount of holes
• 1:08:30
  in my face like I'm good, like I have a buddy. He's a
• 1:08:32
  he's an old man. He's a good old boy right up in Montana.
• 1:08:35
  Made a mistake one day and is his golden eagle. Big old, nasty
• 1:08:41
  female grabbed him in the face, bull like grabs them and within a quarter
• 1:08:45
  second like pulled the skin off the muscle. So this whole face, you
• 1:08:48
  know, for lack of this looked like he had like a stroke, like
• 1:08:50
  his face just kind of like went limp over on the side because it pulled
• 1:08:54
  all the muscle off, and it was just it was just a quick hit,
• 1:08:57
  right, nothing crazy. He wasn't trying to hurt them or anything like
• 1:08:59
  that. He's doing something. They were hunting deer. He got in there,
• 1:09:02
  he went to dispatch the deer. Something happened. He got grabbed the
• 1:09:04
  face. Again. This is a good old boy, right, So what
• 1:09:06
  does he do. He doesn't freak out anything, gets his bird, throws
• 1:09:10
  on the back of the truck on the carcass, drives the truck back into
• 1:09:13
  the barn. But she her free chamber is a freaking you know, big
• 1:09:15
  old like red barn. Right, So then he goes takes care of all
• 1:09:19
  his other animals, goes to the ear forgets to check in and mind you
• 1:09:23
  this, his face has you know, four massive holes in it right now
• 1:09:26
  and it's like grouping. And he sits there for like six hours before he
• 1:09:29
  goes up and asks the lady when he's gonna get called in. Wow.
• 1:09:32
  So I'm like, no, no, no eagles for me when I'm old,
• 1:09:35
  ugly and retired. Maybe so okay. So that sounds yeah, bro,
• 1:09:41
  that sounds like a way more aggressive bird. Oh yeah, terrified.
• 1:09:44
  No, No, I don't. I don't think it's more aggressive. It's
• 1:09:45
  just the power. It's like I tell you you love cats. But if
• 1:09:47
  that cap was bigger than big, I think, yeah, that little that
• 1:09:51
  little scratchy like the one the one I got it home, like I I
• 1:09:55
  would just be like, I'd be terrified if he was like bigger than me.
• 1:09:58
  Dogs would be huge and they don't do that. You. There are
• 1:10:00
  some dogs that could technically kill you was super nice, like great hounds and
• 1:10:03
  stuff. I don't know. I don't know cats. I don't really with
• 1:10:08
  cats. I think they'll eat you alive. They will, it's been proven,
• 1:10:12
  not like they will eat your life. But like if you like,
• 1:10:15
  if you're dead. They would eat on your they would eat your corpse of
• 1:10:17
  sustain themselves. They much they like you. They're the first ones to like
• 1:10:23
  to do it. Like a dog will literally starve itself and be like almost
• 1:10:27
  dying and will not do it and see the cat eat you and just be
• 1:10:30
  like, I ain't stupid that low like all right, so who's the smarter
• 1:10:33
  one of the two. Then at that point the cat smarter. It's the
• 1:10:36
  smarter what it's loyalty? Do your kid? But he said your kid,
• 1:10:42
  he said the smarter one, your kid, your dad dies? Are you
• 1:10:45
  eating them? He's smarter? So you survive. But the donor party,
• 1:10:48
  Donner party, like they're they're eating each other like that they don't know that
• 1:10:54
  person. It's a bit like you're moving in a big old caravan like you
• 1:10:59
  know each other, like if we're you know, cruising down the street,
• 1:11:01
  like but we're gennna die if we don't need each other. I'm sorry,
• 1:11:04
  I eat your dog. I know you like, am I eat something that
• 1:11:08
  I like? Toothpicks? There's nothing there? Yeah, that's true, don't
• 1:11:13
  you. Yeah? On the other hand, and you, oh yeah,
• 1:11:16
  I would probably more like that, be like, look, dude, just
• 1:11:18
  let me die so you guys can live. He is like the marbling and
• 1:11:21
  everything like that will be nice and tender, like it's like a brisket.
• 1:11:26
  Yeah, bro, yeah, bro, be all yeah, it's all tough.
• 1:11:30
  Dude. You don't have any meat on you. Union you could actually
• 1:11:31
  benefit from eating me. You'd get normal sized and then you look like him.
• 1:11:38
  I gotta ask you about another bird. What about vultures. Vultures are
• 1:11:43
  super cool. So those are these like black ones with the bald one long
• 1:11:47
  hagg like when you see they, right, that's like the turkey vulture.
• 1:11:51
  Right, So vultures are actually super sweet. One of the like you can
• 1:11:57
  go get like a haggard older one out of the wild and they tamed down
• 1:12:01
  really really nicely and it was really cool and unfortunately got rejected. But my
• 1:12:06
  dad did a white paper about the O factory sensitivity and bomb detection and how
• 1:12:14
  it was exponentially better than dogs, and that got rejected. That sounds pretty
• 1:12:18
  it was. There was a dumb study somebody did was a Pavlonian response.
• 1:12:24
  So they what they did originally is they went through they looked at the total
• 1:12:27
  length like the O factory, like all the little curves and everything that goes
• 1:12:29
  on, and all the sensors there right, and all the nerves stick in
• 1:12:31
  the smell. So and then this group of scientists, I won't put that
• 1:12:36
  an air quotes because it's a garbage study, put little receptors in the brain
• 1:12:43
  for you know, salivation, right, and then so the bird would smell
• 1:12:46
  something and it would salivate. So there's association that was there, right,
• 1:12:51
  But it's really really flawed because it doesn't because they were doing it, and
• 1:12:55
  you really can't parse out the parts per billion if you look at like the
• 1:12:58
  the when they're circling like a carcas because they're not eating like we think they
• 1:13:02
  are, even rotten meat and old stuff like that. No, it's fresh
• 1:13:04
  kills, like this is fresh road kill stuff like that. And they're kind
• 1:13:08
  of like the Hoover vacuum of the of the environment, like they clean everything.
• 1:13:13
  The acid in their stomach it devours anything like bones and everything. That's
• 1:13:16
  crazy how much. That's why that's why like throughout movies and not said like
• 1:13:20
  they've always put them by the highway because these fools know they're like, hey,
• 1:13:24
  like there's this big machine that runs over things sometimes. Yeah, like
• 1:13:27
  you see like the redtaels, like the smart birds of Prey will do that,
• 1:13:30
  like in the movies, they'll do that because it's like a natural barrier.
• 1:13:33
  So in real life you see the redtails when you're driving down Let's say
• 1:13:36
  there's one right at the ninety one four h five. I think it's right
• 1:13:41
  there on the intersection. There's been for years. There's just one single metalistic,
• 1:13:45
  dark faced female that I always see there and she's looking literally five ten
• 1:13:49
  miles down the road for any sort of incursion to go investigate, to go
• 1:13:53
  hunt, because what's a natural break in the in the environment, so they
• 1:13:58
  can you exploit that. You know where I've seen them and they fly around
• 1:14:02
  because it's like near where I stayed. We read Abrock Concert Conservation uh in
• 1:14:06
  Nevada. You see you run into them like when you start getting out of
• 1:14:11
  like the city right there where the hotel's at and the and you start heading
• 1:14:14
  towards the park. You'll see him early in the morning and they're just like
• 1:14:16
  they know where the roads are at bro And it's like I remember one of
• 1:14:19
  the the people that tell you that, one of the hosts, they'll tell
• 1:14:21
  you they're like, yeah, it's you have a gree view and you can
• 1:14:24
  just check it out. I remember waking up the one. I was like,
• 1:14:26
  that's too big to be I mean, too big to be a crow?
• 1:14:29
  And motherfucker, what's the vulture just flying around like like a Western movie?
• 1:14:33
  Bro? Like this is crazy because it's it's I don't even think.
• 1:14:35
  I feel like the desert is very much like the ocean and certain extent to
• 1:14:39
  certain extents, bro, because we can say it's like, yeah, we've
• 1:14:42
  driven to every part of the desert, but like, have you ever been
• 1:14:45
  there all year round to really know how to get down? Is you know
• 1:14:46
  what I mean? Like there's a lot of things you could be like,
• 1:14:48
  yeah, there's that animal there, bro, but like have you been there
• 1:14:50
  to see the animal that barely rarely comes out? There's probably some shit out
• 1:14:54
  there that we don't even know about. What about the animals that are bone
• 1:14:57
  of time? Right? We discovered new animals all the time, Like there
• 1:15:00
  was the monkey that was discovered like six months ago as the only one.
• 1:15:04
  So there's the god. I forget Joe roganhe him on his show, but
• 1:15:11
  he's a naturalist and discovered what was thought it was an extinct tortoise from uh
• 1:15:16
  that when I when it extinct over one hundred years ago. But yeah,
• 1:15:20
  there's there's a bunch of stuff, like the desert is very much alive,
• 1:15:25
  like we look at it and were our eyes are ignorant. But it's a
• 1:15:28
  whole thriving ecosystem. And that's something I don't know if you saw my Instagram
• 1:15:32
  story, Like I was driving in town and it looks like fog. That's
• 1:15:35
  all the sand and everything. So when Hurricane Hillary came through, we ripped
• 1:15:41
  off a bunch of the top soil in my area. So every day there's
• 1:15:45
  it looks like there's a sandstorm now. So I don't know if how long
• 1:15:47
  it's gonna take for the desert to actually recover from that. Can you can
• 1:15:53
  you help me explain this to him? No? How Yeah, help me
• 1:15:56
  with this one. I was like, you know why, because you know
• 1:16:00
  how we said how we haven't but we're still finding species of animals. He
• 1:16:05
  still thinks there's a megalodon in the ocean. There is. He's still the
• 1:16:11
  big one. I'm not talking a bigger like why he's talking Yeah, Meg,
• 1:16:16
  that's actually that's funny. That reminds me that the first book I ever
• 1:16:19
  read was named Meg. That was like third grade, my first like real
• 1:16:23
  novel. I think that's the last novel I read too. After that,
• 1:16:25
  I learned Cliff does. Anyways, it's it's it's totally feasible. I mean,
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  no, I thought you were gonna help me. No, no,
• 1:16:31
  all right, all right, me let me say this. Have we checked
• 1:16:35
  every square inch of that ocean? All right? So how can we say
• 1:16:40
  definitively that this isn't possible? Because the reason okay, here's why, because
• 1:16:43
  you guys keep saying it's got to be at the bottom of the ocean.
• 1:16:45
  No, technically, I mean, well, that's that's the theory is like
• 1:16:48
  that that came from the book though, like literally that that was a really
• 1:16:53
  then if it lives at the top of the ocean, that means it's got
• 1:16:55
  to eat enough to survive. And what is it eating. It would be
• 1:17:00
  eating eating larger mammals. It could be eating squid, it could be eating
• 1:17:02
  all right, So how far down does the sperm whell dive? What does
• 1:17:06
  it what does it's like three thousand feet five thousand feet that it's going down
• 1:17:10
  to, right, and it's eating giant squid? You know, the only
• 1:17:13
  giant squid we've ever seen is from what they've killed. They can dive down
• 1:17:19
  to seven feet. And then also to exabers, think about this, like
• 1:17:26
  what if it's somewhere where the where this motherfucker knows people can't go, Like
• 1:17:30
  what if it's swimming around the ice wall? Right, Like, what if
• 1:17:32
  it's swimming around the ice wall, it's not it's gonna go wherever the food
• 1:17:35
  is. If it's if it's real, it's gonna be eating you know,
• 1:17:39
  something huge like that. Like there's a lot of species like we know absolutely
• 1:17:43
  nothing about in the depths of the ocean. So I can't say definitively be
• 1:17:46
  on a shadow of a doubt that it's not real. All right, So
• 1:17:49
  I think it's improbable. Yes, right, we're in that world. So
• 1:17:53
  I know you're into this stuff kind of because you can tell me no,
• 1:17:57
  Bigfoot or Magla Doon, which ones which one has a bigger chance of it
• 1:18:00
  being real? If you had a pig yo megg Bigfoot? All right,
• 1:18:04
  Wow, let's think about it. Where's big Northwest? No, the Sasquatch.
• 1:18:12
  I'm talking to anyonere in the world I can talking too. Whatever they
• 1:18:14
  call Bigfoot sasquatqua there's sasquat could be dimensional. I think I think it's just
• 1:18:25
  like one of my cousins with the really harry back walking around with bro I
• 1:18:28
  got a cashmir switter on your round, all right, I'm telling you it's
• 1:18:31
  one of the back here is like looking from the back, I look at
• 1:18:34
  act like sand Squash's little sister. So you listen, Rogan, do you
• 1:18:38
  go down the rabbit hole conspiracy rabbit hole a little bit? I mean it's
• 1:18:42
  worth entertaining because now, like everybody joke's around that uh what's his face?
• 1:18:47
  I can't believe the crazy conspiracy. Alex Joan, thank you, But like
• 1:18:54
  people are putting jars up, and Alex Jones is right, jars like dudes
• 1:18:59
  becoming more more right as time goes on. I don't think there's lizard people.
• 1:19:02
  But because he says it, he says it dumb, like when he
• 1:19:04
  says the water's turning the frogs gay. That sounds crazy. But technically,
• 1:19:09
  if the water is making the water's making us a lot more feminine because it
• 1:19:13
  has hormones in it, that it's not on purpose, or we think it's
• 1:19:15
  not on purpose. No, I honestly think I'd rather attribute to ignorance versus
• 1:19:20
  malice. Yeah, we don't know. It's yeah, so it's along.
• 1:19:25
  We didn't know teflon was so bad for us. It was just a great
• 1:19:27
  product the moment, Like, yell, nothing sticks yea forever. Plastic microplastics
• 1:19:30
  like those are all real stuff, and they do and they are indoc disruptors,
• 1:19:33
  Like that's a that's a very real, well documented thing that we're trying
• 1:19:36
  to grapple with now. And you know, this is all in the last
• 1:19:41
  generation, generation and a half, Like, we have no idea how this
• 1:19:44
  is going to affect us. We don't really know why. There's theories why
• 1:19:46
  we're you know, the stosterone is dropping in men generation over generation, and
• 1:19:50
  they do think it's because the endocan disruptors inside the microplastics. So there's actually
• 1:19:56
  some really cool studies that people have done in the sphere. Is getting smaller
• 1:20:01
  exactly. Yeah, you gotta get TRT, you gotta get straight up get
• 1:20:06
  like barts. Yeah no, that's I mean, if we're ingesting all this,
• 1:20:13
  if we're like ingesting all this microplastic right quote unquote, and you better
• 1:20:16
  start adjusting some TRT. Bro. I'm just saying, gotta balance it out.
• 1:20:20
  You get some trend going in there. Yeah, bro, you know
• 1:20:24
  saying straight up, bro, like I look like Ronnie Coleman. I mean
• 1:20:29
  I kind of I would be cool with like half an neck, you know,
• 1:20:31
  like if if a man coming up with that body. But like I
• 1:20:33
  don't know, I just I feel like you just I just seed like ten
• 1:20:36
  minutes tass Rogan be like, dude, what do you take every day?
• 1:20:39
  He tells you. But there he probably died and everything else. He probably
• 1:20:45
  has that ship that like, he probably has a little experimental medicinal jar where
• 1:20:48
  it's just like my friend he's a scientist. Heard the Wolverine protocol. I
• 1:20:54
  think it's like a B one fifty six or something like that. So we're
• 1:20:57
  seeing a lot of look it up, look it up really quick Wolvering protocol.
• 1:21:01
  So you're able to take these peptides that you know, affect there are
• 1:21:05
  hormones in different ways that helps it. So that's like the one that helps
• 1:21:09
  with like muscle recovery stuff like that. What Wolverine protocol. I think it's
• 1:21:14
  it's like, ok, can we can we bust out bond? Yeah?
• 1:21:18
  B uh b PC Okay yeah, And that's what do you the Wolverine protocol,
• 1:21:28
  so it's it's to help with muscle recovery and stuff like that. So
• 1:21:30
  there's stuff like you can take like that that's you know, perfectly legal.
• 1:21:34
  Doesn't have any long residuals. Like you see condum grader like he looks like
• 1:21:39
  freaking Dumbo now right with his ears and that's like that's HGH type of stuff.
• 1:21:43
  So he went out, he pulled himself out of like the testing pool
• 1:21:45
  and you know heavy hgg HGH and some other stuff as well too, because
• 1:21:50
  when you take that stuff, you have to worry about, you know,
• 1:21:53
  the negative effects of it. It goes in pick all the people. You'll
• 1:21:57
  lose weight, but your stomach is paralyzed over dude, like the metcalf or
• 1:22:01
  whatever they call it stuff now that bees medication. Yeah, oh I can't,
• 1:22:06
  Like you know, I called the doctor and they told me it's like,
• 1:22:10
  yeah, we can give it to you just to see what's up.
• 1:22:13
  And I was like, if you haven't even done a physical on me,
• 1:22:14
  They're just like they GE's over there. The bank out of all that you
• 1:22:17
  get in all the referrals and stuff like that, Like I feel like this
• 1:22:20
  is like the Viking in two point zero type of stuff going on. Now
• 1:22:24
  that they're just pushing everything the pharmaceuticals because a lot of the medical schools are
• 1:22:27
  paid by pharmaceuticals and it's supplemented. You're still pending two hundred two and fifty
• 1:22:30
  thousand dollars go to medical school, but you're also it's also being subsidized well
• 1:22:34
  too, by these pharmaceuticals. Like, you know, it's sickcare like everybody,
• 1:22:39
  you know, it's sick care, not healthcare. So, you know,
• 1:22:42
  how can we get your nutrition better? How can we get the micronutrients
• 1:22:45
  gees? How do we get fixed your you know, your deficiencies on.
• 1:22:47
  Let's look at your bloodwork. Let's say you have a vitamin E deficiencies.
• 1:22:53
  Okay, like, how can we upregulate the genes that we need to?
• 1:22:57
  Right? All right, let's say you have a lower VO two. Let's
• 1:23:00
  let's get some you known, awesome but or something like that. So nitros
• 1:23:04
  ouside, some sort of supplement like that beet juice doesn't really work. But
• 1:23:10
  there's so many different things that we can do from a you know, more
• 1:23:13
  holistic point before we jump trait to medication. Don't get me wrong, Like
• 1:23:15
  I like drugs. Drugs are good, right, I mean they literally keep
• 1:23:19
  us alive, Like I have medication that I'd be in a horrible place without
• 1:23:23
  it, right, and I appreciate it, but still looking at what can
• 1:23:26
  I do naturally? How can I look at this stuff? And then I'm
• 1:23:28
  like, all right, when we started talking to my endocrinologists about peptides and
• 1:23:31
  stuff like this, how do I make, you know, bring myself up?
• 1:23:34
  Because I got like really really safe, like they we thought, like
• 1:23:36
  a couple years ago, I was gonna die straight up, like I was
• 1:23:39
  falling over myself. I couldn't treat this is like twenty twenty twenty twenty one.
• 1:23:43
  I was literally falling over myself when we couldn't fire out what was going
• 1:23:45
  on. And we got the whole things for it out eventually, but it
• 1:23:48
  was like this really stressful, scared time and it wasn't not for modern medicine,
• 1:23:51
  I don't know what would happen a lot of things. So straight up,
• 1:23:55
  it's that's the same reason why like I like, I'm like I'll get
• 1:23:59
  both eyes at the corner, bro Like I have a holistic doctor and then
• 1:24:01
  I have a western medicine doctor. Because I'm not gonna trust my holistic doctor
• 1:24:05
  with surgery, you know what I mean, no offense, but it's just
• 1:24:08
  like, see, but if I got to get a tumor removed, I'm
• 1:24:11
  just gonna go to Good Samaritan Hospital here and be like listen, bro anesthesia,
• 1:24:15
  this bed and just nurse and all this shit. I need all this
• 1:24:18
  right now. This whole eating to American shit is not gonna help me right
• 1:24:20
  now. More neutrologist someone like to teach you how to eat. Neither of
• 1:24:26
  those people learn how to learn anything about like the diet, Like the doctor
• 1:24:30
  just learned basics, and your holistic doctor like you know your diet, Like
• 1:24:32
  what is your diet? Yeah, So now let's say, let's let's talk
• 1:24:35
  about the cancer stuff. Right, So, the three D structure of the
• 1:24:39
  of the mitochondria is supposed to be a deficient and it's supposed to be a
• 1:24:43
  really high in sugar. So you can use neither sugar or you can use
• 1:24:45
  fat for energy in your system. Right and basically, if you go into
• 1:24:50
  you know, sugar dest fit and you get into I just forgot the word.
• 1:24:55
  I'm struggling this morning. I know you're not. We didn't even like
• 1:24:57
  blaze it that much because we're like we want to like I know, I
• 1:25:00
  was like we we held back because we're like we just like obviously because the
• 1:25:02
  bond over there. And also do if I take one hit like I'm asleep,
• 1:25:05
  it could be Sativa in like five minutes. I'm oh for sure,
• 1:25:09
  Like I know, if if it would have been regular, regular protocol,
• 1:25:11
  you would have for sure been feeling it. You would have been Tony Hawk
• 1:25:14
  like, which is like which is like a term we have here because we
• 1:25:16
  interviewed Tony Hawk and beat the Doctor Greentam show, and he left Blitz like
• 1:25:21
  he told us He's like, yo, you guys made me stop at McDonald's
• 1:25:25
  the moment I left here like cause yeah, like he hate some good Could
• 1:25:30
  you show hold on? I want to see show the bird. I want
• 1:25:32
  to know where he's going with this. Are you going with sugar promotes cancer?
• 1:25:38
  Right? No, it does not necessarily promote Like your bike can either
• 1:25:41
  use sugar or can use fats as an energy source on it. Right,
• 1:25:45
  So you know the idea is that I'm stalling because I'm trying to think of
• 1:25:48
  the word. I forgot what it is. Come I help me out here,
• 1:25:51
  what's the word keto? Thank you? So when you go to an
• 1:25:56
  actual katosis, like you're using fat, like you can at the like the
• 1:26:00
  urine strips and then you can actually see your keytones level. Right, it
• 1:26:03
  takes a lot what it takes a while to get to keto. You're talking
• 1:26:05
  about like a two to three day fast for it, and you're talking if
• 1:26:09
  you eat because protein can get broken down and carbohydrates no problem too, so
• 1:26:12
  if you have too much protein on it. Like there's a whole bunch of
• 1:26:14
  things. But another interesting study, like this guy was citing people that we're
• 1:26:18
  doing going through like chemo, and he puts, you know, half of
• 1:26:21
  them into katosis the other half on their normal diets. And there's a lot
• 1:26:28
  of really good benefits that we saw last nausea, less pain, fast recovery
• 1:26:31
  on being in katosis. That's all that information. All that bread shit you
• 1:26:35
  eat that close and shit, it's not good for your body, especially if
• 1:26:40
  you're literally going through cancer. I'm sure bodies like I don't deal with that
• 1:26:42
  right well, be thinking that like, oh man, I just won't eat
• 1:26:44
  for the day, like you're notice, like it takes two to three days
• 1:26:46
  for your body to start eating everything that you're fat ass stored up in there.
• 1:26:49
  Yeah, I'm just like no, I'll tell you straight up, but
• 1:26:51
  like your stomach is just gonna hurt for like the first day and a half.
• 1:26:55
  That's because all that fucking shit you put in there is coming out,
• 1:26:57
  and then the other day and a half is for like your body, Like,
• 1:27:00
  well, time to start storing this hamburger from like, time to start
• 1:27:03
  burning this burger from like nineteen ninety four that we stored here thinking because you're
• 1:27:06
  fat, to stop eating. And here's here's a fun fact too. So
• 1:27:10
  if you're let's say that you're obese, right, and you're you're a heavy
• 1:27:13
  smoker, and you start losing weight, like, let's say you completely quit
• 1:27:15
  smoking, right, Let's say you're losing weight, you're getting healthy, you're
• 1:27:19
  not smoking anymore, You're still gonna piss hot for because it's stored up in
• 1:27:24
  stors when you're fat. Like, that's gonna make better. That's why we
• 1:27:27
  use that, right, And then he ends up eating it, which is
• 1:27:30
  even worse because yeah, if you eat it, it sticks to your patty
• 1:27:33
  cell. It's literally you're eating it. Oh I already I already know I
• 1:27:36
  know you're I know you're pissing hot when you die. No Jesus is gonna
• 1:27:40
  give you a drug test and you're goings hot. Dude. If I if
• 1:27:44
  I carry around all these fucking capsules, bro, So it's like, and
• 1:27:47
  I know I'm ingesting this this amount of oil just because it takes a high
• 1:27:50
  caliber for me to get that high. So it's like I know for a
• 1:27:55
  fact, bro, Like there's no way in hell. Like they're like they're
• 1:27:57
  if somebody were to be like, hey, there's a drug test coming up,
• 1:28:00
  I'd be like, well, I'm gonna just tell you right now.
• 1:28:01
  I don't know, like like like my main thing is like I don't know
• 1:28:04
  what to tell you. I'm gonna be pissing hot. Oh damn, this
• 1:28:09
  is legit right here, Yo, this is the full Oh yeah, there
• 1:28:14
  were no sudden noises. OK, We're good. I thought he was coming
• 1:28:19
  from me, Dude. I was scared, you see me, just back
• 1:28:24
  up, bro. I was like, no, I already have my encounters
• 1:28:26
  with you. I have insurance. We're good. See, we're good,
• 1:28:29
  all right? Can you give me citizenship? Winning eleven? Dude, you
• 1:28:33
  need to worry about finding him finding a bird that can fly you over the
• 1:28:36
  border. Like, for real, bro, you need to find get yourself
• 1:28:44
  a bird that can fly over the border for sure for you dog. How
• 1:28:46
  much is it weigh? Uh, he's about where were you five five sixty
• 1:28:54
  five this morning? Sixty five gns this morning? One point to three pounds
• 1:29:00
  roughly, it looks it looks like it weighs more than do they have the
• 1:29:04
  ability to do this with their eyebrows? Because sometimes I feel like a bird
• 1:29:08
  is like mad dogging you, like like you know, that's the resting hawk,
• 1:29:12
  face straight up, like let me let me turn them around so we
• 1:29:15
  get him on the camera. If you can zoom in on with that camera
• 1:29:18
  right there, that one all right, so you can see it. So
• 1:29:20
  they have this brow over their eyeballs, right, and this is to protect
• 1:29:25
  them, uh, to protect their eyes. So's so yes, it's like
• 1:29:30
  a sunshade like a having your hat on or something like that. Right,
• 1:29:32
  that's part of it. But also when he's on his quarry, think about
• 1:29:35
  it, let's say your mouse, like you don't want to get eat him,
• 1:29:36
  You're gonna be cat, you know, kicking, scratching, clawing to
• 1:29:40
  get away. So he's so he's using that to protect his eyeballs. The
• 1:29:44
  other cool thing how he protects his eyeballs. Since we're going back to doing
• 1:29:46
  full circle, back to the bird because actually one of the first things that
• 1:29:49
  said, I wanted to talk about his eyeballs because I thought that that's like
• 1:29:51
  the coolest part to me. If you look at his eyeballs when I touch
• 1:29:57
  this, you're like the I've never seen that done. Like actually, without
• 1:30:00
  the mask, you can actually touch the bird. That's wild. He's like
• 1:30:03
  my puppy dog with feathers, like I can literally doesn't like it. He'll
• 1:30:06
  tolerate it like a moody teenager. So I think I'll just like hold him
• 1:30:12
  right here. But so they have what's called nicktame membering. So we have
• 1:30:17
  our two eyelids right and you know how we get the sleepies in the morning
• 1:30:20
  right here in the corner of it. So that's supposed to be like the
• 1:30:24
  part of our nicktame member and the remnants of it. Because there was I
• 1:30:27
  believe, seven different homos erective species that were on the earth at the same
• 1:30:31
  time. So if you go like go look at like Norwegian DNA, it's
• 1:30:35
  like three percent Neanderthal nature rature just took a shit. Shit happens. I
• 1:30:45
  got dad jokes for days. Do you have kids, but I'll got dad
• 1:30:47
  jokes. So the eyeballs, let's go to the eyeballs. I want to
• 1:30:49
  know what's because I want to know, all right, So they got that
• 1:30:53
  Nicktame membering. So this is milky white film protect their eyeballs when they're close
• 1:30:56
  on it. So if you look really close to his face, you'll actually
• 1:30:59
  see it look like a whiskers right there. Yeah, yeah, it looks
• 1:31:03
  like soft like yeah, like almost like eye, the eyelash version for a
• 1:31:08
  bird. Yeah. And so they're touched and then they'll use that to cover
• 1:31:13
  their eyes. And it's the milky white films. All predators have that,
• 1:31:15
  you know, humans, we have the remnants of ours. We have you
• 1:31:17
  know, dogs, cats, alligators, sharks like you ever see sharks in
• 1:31:23
  the blink and you can see their eye. Still, that's a Nicktame member
• 1:31:26
  And it's all the same thing. So the other thing, these guys have
• 1:31:29
  binocular vision too, so their eyes are fixated straight forward. So I want
• 1:31:31
  to turn and see you after my whole head like this, birds, birds
• 1:31:36
  like Kim when he's doing this whole thing right now, and he's like mad
• 1:31:39
  dog and everybody right now, he's just like analyzing the rooms. Could go
• 1:31:43
  there, I can go there. Look when you look at my finger,
• 1:31:45
  well you just did in like literally two milliseconds. You looked at my finger.
• 1:31:47
  He looked all the way around the room. He came back. You
• 1:31:49
  got to feel the depth. So when he's bobbing his head moving around,
• 1:31:51
  he's getting a field to death because his eyeballs actually don't move. So one
• 1:31:56
  eyeball is bigger and hegger than his whole brain. And with that said,
• 1:31:58
  like the muscles can't move eyeballs around, So there he has binocular fission fix
• 1:32:01
  straightforward. So if he wants to figure out what's going on, he's doing
• 1:32:04
  this thing right. So you'll see Alie like uh, like the pregame plight.
• 1:32:09
  She does like she'll do a little poop and then she'll bober ahead a
• 1:32:12
  couple of times and then go Now, do these do these birds like I
• 1:32:17
  know they've been doing it for like a long ast time, but you know
• 1:32:19
  some like Mexican Mexican foods have been fighting roosters for a long time. Do
• 1:32:25
  these birds get down like that? Is that like a natural trade in birds?
• 1:32:28
  Like or do you have to train a bird to get down with each
• 1:32:30
  other like that? No, it's it's all about natural resources. So when
• 1:32:32
  we talk about like cock fighting, yeah, that's their natural instinct that they're
• 1:32:38
  that they're exploiting for that sport. And like the razor stuff they add on
• 1:32:42
  to that, you know later on for that's forty purpose, But the initial
• 1:32:45
  behavior is all built into them, so there's no real training for that something
• 1:32:50
  like in that's it's like a hound or like a lab. Like you've seen
• 1:32:54
  a lab. You can throw a ball out a laborator and come brings it
• 1:32:58
  right back to You can throw chiuaala. I don't know what the fuck to
• 1:33:00
  do with the throwing the chuahua or you throwing the balls, all right,
• 1:33:04
  I prefer the former over the ladder. Yeah, there is in them.
• 1:33:09
  It's it's like basket hounds, aren't they like super good at like receiving things
• 1:33:13
  when you shoot. That's so there's the genetic ex predisposition to it, all
• 1:33:19
  right, And like what they what they thrive at, what they go to,
• 1:33:23
  Like some guys are really working with their hands. Other guys are just
• 1:33:26
  you know, considering the computer. It's what you know we're wired towards and
• 1:33:30
  then we build on top of that and like three years of selective breeding and
• 1:33:33
  you can get these really cool personalities and trace out of them. Have you
• 1:33:36
  ever have you ever been bit by him? If I bleed, it's usually
• 1:33:40
  my own stupidity and it's their town. Sound like the rattlesnake church guys.
• 1:33:44
  It's like if the snake bites me, it's like I'm an idiot, like
• 1:33:47
  straight up, like it's me making a failure. It's usually around food.
• 1:33:50
  Right, So let's say, uh, this happened to me last week.
• 1:33:54
  I was an idiot. I was in a rush and I just and he's
• 1:33:57
  out in his little weather and air and I toss some food right right,
• 1:34:00
  So I tossed the food he missed. He can't see. It's underneath the
• 1:34:02
  purse. I go pick it up and my hands in the way, and
• 1:34:04
  he grabs it when he sees it, and I cast I hollered and I
• 1:34:10
  screamed bloody murder, and I wanted to strangle my bird. But it was
• 1:34:14
  me be an idiot. I was lazy. Yeah, I was in a
• 1:34:15
  rush. I had to get going, So it's like, all right,
• 1:34:17
  let me just throw food at him and how long did that? Like,
• 1:34:19
  how bad was it cut? Well, it's not so much of the cut
• 1:34:24
  on it. It's actually like these pin pricks. So you got the talons
• 1:34:27
  and they're trimmed right now. I don't know if you can able to see
• 1:34:30
  that, but like it's still really sharp. It looks really sharp and that
• 1:34:32
  will go down to the bone. Damn, bro, that's like dential tools.
• 1:34:40
  You said there is there any genetic breading or how you guys read these
• 1:34:45
  specific but you just said we do that with dogs. I will try to
• 1:34:46
  make smaller obviously make the exotic. Yeah, the hybrids, like we talked
• 1:34:50
  about the white was the seven eighth jeersacre, So seven eighth of it's a
• 1:34:55
  sacred falcon and one eighth of it's a jeer falcon, and through selective reading
• 1:34:59
  they got that coloration. So they do that. But at the end of
• 1:35:01
  the day, we still want them to be as wild as possible because that's
• 1:35:04
  what's going to make a good hunting bird. And if a bird can't hunt,
• 1:35:08
  then it's a trash bird, like atuaua is a is I call a
• 1:35:12
  trash dog, you know, not because it's smaller Q or anything like that.
• 1:35:15
  Well it's not, but it was meant to do. Yeah, that's
• 1:35:19
  like, like that's why I love like German shepherds. I love Melanois,
• 1:35:23
  I love Rowdy's, Like those are some of my favorite breathing because there at
• 1:35:25
  the end of the day, they're all working dogs, and you know,
• 1:35:29
  I can use them to a protect myself and I take them on hunting.
• 1:35:30
  So I will take like my bird out and him and my older dog actually
• 1:35:33
  go out and we hunt together. Wow, that's so dope. What kind
• 1:35:36
  of dog do you have? So I got three melon was so you know
• 1:35:41
  German shepherd on that right, amazing dog. Never get one, all right,
• 1:35:45
  straight up. So people say, like a Boutiquita's and shit like two
• 1:35:49
  all right, akita, let's put that on the intensity scale of a six.
• 1:35:53
  Oh damn all right, and I let's get a working line melanoa and
• 1:35:58
  they're terrifying. Damn. That's wow. I never even heard of that.
• 1:36:01
  I'm gonna look them up right now. But that's literally it's a smaller,
• 1:36:04
  healthier German shepherd on meth. So the militaries are all switching over to it
• 1:36:09
  because it's easier to move around, Like the fifty five pound females. You
• 1:36:12
  literally throw it over your shoulder like there's they call them fur missiles, like
• 1:36:15
  people deploy and have them attached their back and stuff like that, and they
• 1:36:18
  parachuting with them. Special forces love them. I never thought i'd say yes.
• 1:36:24
  And John Wick the three I think it was with Holly Berry, right,
• 1:36:27
  she had she had two melonwaws and because of that, like everybody in
• 1:36:29
  the community, we saw that. And we're just all grown because we're gonna
• 1:36:31
  see a bunch of rescues full of them. So two of the four,
• 1:36:34
  two of the three melonwas I have are actually rescue projects. Oh wow.
• 1:36:40
  So and I'm working and so I rehab them. And you know, I
• 1:36:43
  tried taking one dog at a time, and I got two dogs that I
• 1:36:46
  didn't expect to have, and I train them and I rehome them. So
• 1:36:50
  it's people get them because they look like cute little German shepherds, right,
• 1:36:54
  and they don't realize how intense they are. So these guys, like,
• 1:36:57
  have they ever brought brought something to you like where you're like this will brought
• 1:36:59
  up. I don't sneak back to me like I've yet. I've yet to
• 1:37:02
  deal with the rattlesnank. So these guys when we were out hunting with them,
• 1:37:04
  Let's say I've got my older dogs, a Shepherd lab mix. He
• 1:37:10
  has a body count and a half. He's an awesome hunting dog. He
• 1:37:13
  use them for retrieving, use them for hunting with these guys, and they
• 1:37:15
  feed off each other. So literally, he'll jump in a bush, look
• 1:37:18
  at the bird, jump in another bush, look at the bird, and
• 1:37:20
  wait for the bird to react. And it's like, okay, I'll follow
• 1:37:23
  the bird. They figure out what we're hunting, all right, So and
• 1:37:27
  then he kicks it in sixth gear. Then they're hunting cooperatively. And you
• 1:37:30
  know, my fat ass is like chugging behind him, coughing as I'm trying
• 1:37:32
  to keep up with them. So I actually recently just bought a golf cart
• 1:37:36
  because that's what we do add in Palm Springs to drive golf carts every round.
• 1:37:39
  So you see my see my ass driving around my golf cart. Behind
• 1:37:42
  is my bird and my dog are hunting. Dude, I never think I
• 1:37:45
  never thought i'd say this, but my English bulldog is useless. Yeah,
• 1:37:47
  I told you that, useless. Like this guy's two animals. It's like
• 1:37:50
  a ribe, dude, any animal they get birth? How did they give
• 1:37:57
  birth? Yeah? I know it's a lot of money. How does it?
• 1:38:00
  How do they get birth? Every section? Yeah, then you see
• 1:38:02
  section because the head's too big for her vagina. The vagina. Any any
• 1:38:09
  animals if you gotta if you need help to reproduce, bro, Like,
• 1:38:13
  you're not gonna be a sufficient species to my wife and your TRT. Yeah,
• 1:38:18
  but you know what I'm saying, Like I couldn't. I could go
• 1:38:21
  down to Brazil and get these like you know, mm a herbs that you
• 1:38:25
  down there and use the natural way, But Brazil is dangerous rether just western
• 1:38:28
  medicine. There's no herbs. It's it's straight up like cocaine mixed with uh
• 1:38:32
  other stuff in there. Now it's there's nothing special. It's illegal drugs mixed
• 1:38:38
  in with some growth hormones and in a powder form like you some h CG
• 1:38:43
  in there. My body would know, Bro. Like if I get t
• 1:38:45
  r T and then I get the same feeling I used to get, like
• 1:38:47
  when I used to do coke, and then like I'll be like I'll just
• 1:38:50
  be like, I mean, like my body recognizes this feeling. I've been
• 1:38:54
  off this for a long time. What's going on? Like it's just like,
• 1:38:57
  God, I feel good right now, I'm just gonna go run a
• 1:38:59
  marathon. Like yeah, I was just like fu way more focused. Now
• 1:39:04
  what is it? Do you remember your first bird? American kestrel that's to
• 1:39:09
  my day, to this state. It's my favorite bird, Like I have
• 1:39:11
  all these super exotics, like I can tell you every red nape shacken that's
• 1:39:14
  born every year in the US, like I can count them on two hands,
• 1:39:17
  right damn. So all we're talking like all these brothers and sisters and
• 1:39:20
  her cousins. That's how few of them are there. And it's considered you
• 1:39:25
  know, it's known as the King's bird. All these at the litter,
• 1:39:28
  Yeah, they're known shahines are are known as the King's bird. Like they
• 1:39:32
  are amazing. We're flying birds. So but yet now you go outside twenty
• 1:39:38
  bucks, in ten minutes, I can go find a American castrol small falcon
• 1:39:42
  this big, And they're my favorite thing in the world because I can literally
• 1:39:45
  flu or fly them in here like how I do with all at the stadium.
• 1:39:47
  Yeah, I can do that with the kestrel in this little room.
• 1:39:50
  And I grew up and I always had a keschl free offted around until I
• 1:39:54
  met my ex wife and she put an end to that. So of course
• 1:39:58
  how she put wife, Yeah, good terms and everything like that. It's
• 1:40:03
  all good. It's just grew separate. Anyways, you just went in the
• 1:40:08
  night and the kestl landed in her hair. She had really long hair at
• 1:40:12
  the time. And it's like three o'clock in the morning, four o'clock in
• 1:40:15
  the morning, Like he's wanting to go out and hunt, because literally I
• 1:40:17
  go take him out front and we go hunt like out front on chase,
• 1:40:21
  like English sparrows and stuff like that. It's an invasive species. So when
• 1:40:25
  I take him out hunting, this is like six seven years ago, right,
• 1:40:29
  and uh, anyways, to get stuck in her hair and she's running
• 1:40:32
  around the room screaming hysterically, me being me, I am laughing, looking
• 1:40:36
  for my phone because I want to record it, right. Yeah, So
• 1:40:44
  she was not a fan of that and put an end to that real quick.
• 1:40:46
  Yeah, you know that that that that'll happen. Dog, It's like,
• 1:40:49
  I'm always out. You got to keep your animals on check sometimes even
• 1:40:51
  if you don't want to, because it's like you're your your your partner's there
• 1:40:56
  is sometimes gonna have an issue, Like I have a snoring dog. She
• 1:41:00
  comes over, a dog can't sleep there. You know. I'm just like,
• 1:41:02
  hey, man, this so you're saying I can't spend the night at
• 1:41:05
  your house. Yeah, dude, you see me. I normally have like
• 1:41:09
  that strip and I broke my nose like nine times, like I can't breathe
• 1:41:11
  out my nose. I'm a full blown mouth breather. Wait that like nine
• 1:41:14
  times? Yeah, that I that I know of. So I had one
• 1:41:17
  fight. It's beautiful Calma. The guy is my second to last professional in
• 1:41:20
  the may fight. It does a teap, so a teeps like a pushkick,
• 1:41:26
  right, I leaned back, So I got I got screwed over in
• 1:41:29
  this matchup. I got my opponents pushed on me. I was cutting weight
• 1:41:31
  for a one forty five fight, and so I'm at one fifty five.
• 1:41:34
  I'm cutting down three weeks before five. I'm like, yeah, I'll take
• 1:41:36
  this little you know they call them tomato cans. Yeah, guy had four
• 1:41:40
  fights. I get in the cage, sal Paul six two six three like
• 1:41:44
  four percent body fat. I'm like, fuck all right, So I go
• 1:41:48
  and I do the fight and you know, first round does a t pushkick,
• 1:41:54
  I set back and it gets the ranks. He actually pulls my lip
• 1:41:58
  off right here. So all this off, so does the teeps comes down
• 1:42:02
  cross hook elbow right the elbow hits my nose and just flattens it out completely
• 1:42:09
  and rolls it over. Beautiful moy Tae combo. I even gave him a
• 1:42:14
  high five, like, I'm like, great, way to fuck me up.
• 1:42:17
  It's like there's a certain love of respect when it happens, and you
• 1:42:19
  don't feel the pain when you're in the cage as long as your adrenaline going.
• 1:42:23
  You're so hyper focused on what you're doing. Like you ever see guys
• 1:42:26
  in the cage like you're watching the UFC and they fill their face and look
• 1:42:28
  at it. Yeah, they feel warmth. I think I saw John Jones
• 1:42:30
  doing an interview wise toe was broken and need an interview. When you look
• 1:42:34
  down he finally recognized I was like, holy shit, and he points out
• 1:42:38
  his tone his toes broken. He had no no recollection of it happening at
• 1:42:42
  all. Yeah, toes break all the time, hands break all the time.
• 1:42:45
  I mean you get it. Yeah that so I'm a leftie to him.
• 1:42:53
  So my left hand is ten times can do though. Yeah, so
• 1:42:58
  it's both like both my hands all right, so this is so the only
• 1:43:00
  finger that's not broken is the one I had the ring on right ring.
• 1:43:04
  So yeah, it was really cool that Lac gave me, you know,
• 1:43:08
  one of the rings too. Like I didn't expect it. I mean,
• 1:43:10
  you're you're taking over. Your dad's not doing it no more. Right,
• 1:43:14
  Yeah he's old, Like I'm your dad looks young, dude, I don't.
• 1:43:16
  I wouldn't say he's old, like he's sixty he's turning sixty four.
• 1:43:20
  Like and this is this this contract like is a grind, and this lifestyle
• 1:43:25
  is a grind too. I mean, just to come out here to do
• 1:43:28
  the podcast, like I you know, I was late. I left three
• 1:43:30
  and a half hours early. Yeah, when you told me that, I
• 1:43:32
  was just like, I'm not. I'm not. I was like, don't
• 1:43:34
  even sweater, dude. I was like, you can come here to eleven
• 1:43:36
  you throw three hours and three hours and a half away, bro, Like
• 1:43:39
  yeah, And it's just that's the thing is like, you know, we're
• 1:43:42
  on the road, you know, twenty hours a week coming back and forth
• 1:43:45
  to La on it. And it's like we're here. I try to get
• 1:43:47
  to every single clubs support group that we have, could at least do like
• 1:43:54
  one wash party with them so I can bring the bird and they're incorporated and
• 1:43:57
  they're part of the you know, the family. Because this is a it's
• 1:43:59
  a big day. What time do you show up to the game With the
• 1:44:00
  games at seven thirty, Let's say I'm there four thirty. Man, you're
• 1:44:03
  almost as early as the forty two originals. And know those guys are from
• 1:44:10
  those guys are like three sheets the window. I get there, fucking don't
• 1:44:15
  don't mean there can the games are seven thirty, bro, Like yeah,
• 1:44:17
  yeah, Like I even I look at it, Like my lady is like,
• 1:44:21
  Luke, you're friends with their already. I was like, I know.
• 1:44:24
  I was like, we don't worry, We're not going to like four
• 1:44:26
  right, Like I just can't do that. I'd be super wasted. Wasted.
• 1:44:29
  Yeah, Hi, the whole word. I don't know how they can
• 1:44:31
  do that. Like those guys start tail getting like for the big games or
• 1:44:33
  ten till getting like ten o'clock in the morning. Yeah, Like I don't
• 1:44:36
  get it. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, the whole three meals are
• 1:44:39
  done there. I guess it's like liquid. Well, I guess it's like
• 1:44:42
  getting getting that getting high consistently is compared to drinking consecutively, Like that is
• 1:44:46
  is not uh, it's not as it's not as bad, you know what
• 1:44:50
  I mean? Like I would say, like you can handle it now now,
• 1:44:54
  I mean we're getting We're getting towards uh, you know, toward towards
• 1:44:56
  the end. I wanted to ask one major question because I go hiking a
• 1:44:59
  lot, bro and you know what I mean, Like I like, you
• 1:45:01
  know, going early, when I get to see the animals with their guard
• 1:45:03
  down, you know what I mean, like the last hunt before the sun
• 1:45:06
  comes and people know that, you know, the animals are coming, the
• 1:45:09
  animals, no humans are coming. Can any can somebody just find one of
• 1:45:13
  these birds and just be like oh damn, like it's Mom's not here,
• 1:45:16
  or like it's abandoned, Like how do you know when to rescue one of
• 1:45:18
  these birds? Or like if there's that even a thing? So I'll say
• 1:45:21
  so the majority of the time this happens, like May June July with Cooper
• 1:45:28
  socks the small incippiter it's about half the size and on their branchers they they
• 1:45:31
  fall off. Occasionally, Mom is right there, Mom's gonna feed them,
• 1:45:34
  like, oh, let's pick them up. Let's don't even worry about it.
• 1:45:36
  Like ninety nine out of one hundred times, moms there and it's gonna
• 1:45:40
  take care of them, right, And it's honestly, it's one of the
• 1:45:43
  best things. Just to leave is like a naturalist like, yeah, I
• 1:45:45
  love nature. Nature's delicious, but you know nature needs to happen too at
• 1:45:49
  the same time. And it sounds like it's like something cruel, but it's
• 1:45:54
  honestly a thing like nature's gonna take its course. Like that's you know,
• 1:45:59
  dar wism, that's genetic selection, that's all part of it. So honestly,
• 1:46:02
  like for me as much like I love these guys, right, I
• 1:46:05
  want to save every single one, do a lot of conservation work. You
• 1:46:09
  know. That's the best thing is just leave it because mom is going to
• 1:46:13
  be there to take care of them. And now you're going to pull them
• 1:46:14
  out of the environment to go place with somebody. Now we're gonna have some
• 1:46:17
  imprinting behavior. So now they're in humans. Now they can't be released.
• 1:46:21
  Damn, here's that rock. Stop picking up squirrels. That includes other animals
• 1:46:26
  too, right, Let them be. Let them be wrong, Like if
• 1:46:30
  the squirrels retarded and it fell off the tree, dude, let it be
• 1:46:36
  exactly. So, yeah, what about that cat that he found on the
• 1:46:42
  freeway, Well, that fool was that fool was tagged, all right.
• 1:46:45
  I just like, I'm giving you crapping all for it, but it's like
• 1:46:48
  you're doing a good thing. I can't fault you for that, right,
• 1:46:50
  You're you're doing something out of love and respect for the animal. So I
• 1:46:55
  mean it would it could have been a fucking pig. That cat was meant
• 1:47:00
  to be a pet, because that's why it was. It's not like I
• 1:47:02
  mean, it could have been feral. But that motherfucker is. That motherfucker
• 1:47:08
  is feral dog. He does. He is. You don't think someone like
• 1:47:11
  had it in a bottle? No, No, they did, like somebody
• 1:47:13
  for sure, fatom because the motherfucker knows how to use like a letter box
• 1:47:15
  and all that shit. But like you know, that's natural too, like
• 1:47:19
  covering this sense and everything like that, that's all natural. But he kind
• 1:47:21
  of like, I'm like, for a feral cat, I'm like he just
• 1:47:24
  kind of saw. He's like, that's the litter box, I'm gonna take
• 1:47:26
  a ship there. And I'm like, at least you're not shitting everywhere otherwise
• 1:47:29
  I let you out again. So I'm just like, I don't know,
• 1:47:30
  I'm playing it out. I'll give it a month, dude, before that
• 1:47:32
  motherfucker needs to come around. I'm like, I tell him every day.
• 1:47:34
  I was like, gay, dude, I tell that cat every day.
• 1:47:38
  I'm like, this is week one. You got three more weeks to get
• 1:47:41
  this ship together. Otherwise it's the streets, all right. If it's like
• 1:47:46
  twenty six year old, like you know, living in your mom's basement or
• 1:47:49
  something like that, Like, all right, that's that's different, right,
• 1:47:51
  Like you need to grow up child, Like the cat, some cats will
• 1:47:57
  never come around. Like that's gonna be Yeah, that's built into him now.
• 1:48:00
  I know I'm joking. I say that to fucking around with my cat.
• 1:48:04
  Is I'm feeding him this morning, I was like, you know what
• 1:48:06
  I'm saying, Harvey. I was like, this is week two. Started
• 1:48:09
  off on a good pace. So when you get when he gadges your eyeballs
• 1:48:11
  out, we know why because you're sitting there right And I'm like that he
• 1:48:13
  doesn't know the difference, Like he know the night he's gonna get you.
• 1:48:16
  No, he you know what last night he popped on the bed bro and
• 1:48:19
  I and I felt this motherfucker and I was like, look, man,
• 1:48:21
  I'm not mean to you or anything, but I did have this like sixth
• 1:48:25
  sense. I was like, what if he just coming up and just scratch
• 1:48:27
  me? Like you know, I was like, what if he's just like
• 1:48:29
  motherfucker. He's like, I know, you probably deserved it. He's like
• 1:48:31
  he's like he's like I know, I know, I know what you mean.
• 1:48:34
  Like you know, he's like he understands, no, but he knows.
• 1:48:36
  Like like these motherfuckers know. I love animals. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:48:40
  yeah. I was like, I'm just kidding your hard time, I know.
• 1:48:42
  But it is kind of funny because they do have their own attitude.
• 1:48:45
  Like my other cat, completely three sixty, Like he's just like, pick
• 1:48:47
  me up, make me dance, do whatever you want. But this mother,
• 1:48:49
  this guy, he's like, I come out when you're asleep. And
• 1:48:53
  yeah, that's a lot of feral cats, especially a maternal. Most cats
• 1:48:57
  are nocturnals like fox and stuff like that. They're all nocturnal. So give
• 1:49:00
  him time and he'll do his thing and he'll figure it out. Every caa
• 1:49:03
  has his own personality, dude. Yeah, I didn't know i'd have one
• 1:49:08
  to be by match, you know, like that's cool. Yeah, hey
• 1:49:13
  man, I do want to I do want to thank you Jason for coming
• 1:49:15
  on number one. That's gonna be around. Applause was I was? That
• 1:49:18
  was like I want to say, like I've I've learned a lot because every
• 1:49:21
  time, like I go to like I go to the zoo, bro,
• 1:49:25
  like, I like seeing the animals like suck and the reason and a retarded
• 1:49:29
  well I mean that that's now. I do know they're retarded, but I
• 1:49:32
  like seeing him because what the fuck else am I gonna see a fucking lion?
• 1:49:34
  I'm not gonna go to Africa and I and it's majestic as fucking Sadly
• 1:49:39
  it's in this fucking cage, but like, hey man, I'm like,
• 1:49:42
  it's cool as fun to see this this different kind of species because I would
• 1:49:45
  never see these things in real life, you know, but getting to talk
• 1:49:48
  to you and actually getting to know so much about these birds like you made
• 1:49:53
  me definitely think about a lot, and like, next time I do see
• 1:49:56
  an animal while I'm hiking, as much as I gotta keep on hiking,
• 1:50:00
  and I'm gonna let it be, you know what I mean, Like like
• 1:50:02
  I don't know about the cat. If it's on the freeway, I'm stopping
• 1:50:04
  bron put it in the shelter. I'm not going to come back for it
• 1:50:06
  and put it in the shelter enough they'll fix it. Cut it loose.
• 1:50:11
  Yeah, yeah, straight up. But but yeah, like I've I've really
• 1:50:15
  learned a lot, and I have I have learned that nature has to do
• 1:50:17
  what it has to do, apparently. Yeah, like you said, I
• 1:50:20
  I have an open door policy, Like you guys can come out. We'll
• 1:50:23
  hang out by the hawk around like mess with them afterwards. Here, you
• 1:50:26
  guys want to forge your own blades too, because that's part of what I
• 1:50:29
  do as well, right, and talk about that at all, but wowe
• 1:50:33
  next time, of course, forge your own blades. Yeah. So I
• 1:50:39
  have a little non profit forging vets. And I you know, like after
• 1:50:42
  I got out of the army, like I was really affed up in the
• 1:50:44
  head, like really bad PTSD night terrors, like I broke my hands on
• 1:50:47
  the wall, like it's sleeping, like not even awake, Like I'm just
• 1:50:51
  like swinging Batman Ship. Yeah, he's a lot cooler with more money.
• 1:50:58
  But it's so it's like I build this, like try to create, you
• 1:51:00
  know, a culture or something for like these guys to be able to come
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  and hang out and bond with some people are similar experience because like you get
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  it, Like I don't need to say anything, but like you get it.
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  Yeah, I don't know how to put other than that, and you
• 1:51:12
  get that cammaraderie out of it. But yeah, I'll teach you guys how
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  to make your own blades. It's crazy. I mean I follow, I
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  followed. Are you coming along for them? I'm already, I'm looking.
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  I'm a talk to Jason. We're going to coordinate it after the show that
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  way you pick out a date because I mean, obviously I know you're busy,
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  but I do want to come out there with my crew and obviously film
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  this because that would be quite the experience. Things. I mean, like
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  I follow this guy that does a blacksmith and it's just like the way he
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  makes the way he makes a show a horseshoe. Yeah, it's just amazing
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  how long and how perfected it is, and no one just appreciates how if
• 1:51:44
  that's made by hand. It's so much time and effort and a talent that
• 1:51:47
  guys are insane that does like the like true blacksmith like blade smith, and
• 1:51:51
  the stuff I do is like the bastardized version of it all right, Like
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  because those guys that are an artisan like upsetting the material and all the different
• 1:51:58
  stuff. I'll send you this follow he made a hammer, Black's hot.
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  It's crazy. Blacksmith and are like very much like glass blowers and all that
• 1:52:05
  shit. Like these fools do not get enough credit for playing with fire like
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  that, you know what I mean, Because it's like that's a lot of
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  molding work, like I would say, like like glass morning. Sometimes it's
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  a bit less intense because the tools that have come around where you're just like
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  you're able to do it, and you know the table to from start to
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  finish. It's advanced. But I feel like the same techniques every time I
• 1:52:24
  go see a blacksmith, a motherfucker's right there almost with a knightish shining armor
• 1:52:28
  just ping. You know. I'm just like, hey, bro, like
• 1:52:30
  you couldn't make this an easier process. Throughout time, we're like, you
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  know, like what's going on? We have like power hammers I got like
• 1:52:36
  a hydraulic pressol. We can do some like the mask of steel stuff.
• 1:52:41
  We can make our own like bullets of steel, like high carbon eye contrast,
• 1:52:44
  so it's like silver black. Yeah. So this, oh, dude,
• 1:52:47
  one of the guys who told me so, I'm gonna be the dagger
• 1:52:50
  that with the antler and everything on from game the Game of Thrones. I
• 1:52:55
  want to that's when my to do project. Wow, I got some gets
• 1:53:00
  a knockout. I'm gonna be handing out. You'll see him the next home
• 1:53:03
  match. Can you tell them where to follow you? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:53:06
  because you have a dope. You have a dope instagram, Like all right,
• 1:53:10
  we got three of them though. That's so we got if you want
• 1:53:12
  just like shot them all all right. So like if you want the lac
• 1:53:15
  birds stuff, so say, like you know l A C. That's LAFC
• 1:53:17
  Falconer. My dad and I run that together. My personal one is like
• 1:53:20
  my you know, my blog, like literally I drove through a sandstorm to
• 1:53:24
  get here this morning, right, So the underscore Hawk guy and you'll see
• 1:53:28
  the Hawks Falcons behind the scenes stuff like under the tunnels when I'm out there
• 1:53:32
  at the stadium, like all that fun stuff, right that you normally don't
• 1:53:35
  see that's really unfiltered. Then, like the Forging Vets which is a five
• 1:53:40
  oh one C three which is a nonprofit which is you know at Forging Vets
• 1:53:44
  and Forging Vets dot org as well. Yeah, there you go. Make
• 1:53:47
  sure you guys follow him and if you do go to an L A f
• 1:53:50
  C game, you know, fuck around it comes to the pregame. That's
• 1:53:55
  how this interview came about. I was over there taking r S O giving
• 1:53:59
  RSL pills to the other homies and we're all just taking edibles and going to
• 1:54:01
  the game and bam, we're just like, look, dude, all these
• 1:54:04
  out. He's like, it's not Allie, it's one of the other birds.
• 1:54:06
  And yeah, that's that's how it came about. And it's been quite
• 1:54:12
  the experience, man, And and thank you for what you do, and
• 1:54:15
  thank you for your service because you know you have been in the military.
• 1:54:16
  And I look forward to going out to to you know, to where the
• 1:54:20
  HQ is at, you know, and actually made feeding these birds, flying
• 1:54:24
  them around and doing all that stuff. That's that's that to me is like
• 1:54:28
  is living bro. I like, I like, I have a lot of
• 1:54:30
  respect for people like Steve Irwin and uh you know that the guy who got
• 1:54:34
  the Wild Boys. Uh you know, like even though they were they were
• 1:54:39
  more on the committed comedic type of thing. But even though I watched all
• 1:54:42
  the behind the scenes, these motherfuckers respected every single one of these animals,
• 1:54:45
  like with all due respect. Like you don't get that up close without fearing
• 1:54:48
  and understanding the animals as well. So like, you know, it's it's
• 1:54:51
  nature is scary, it's beautiful, but you gotta respect it straight up.
• 1:54:56
  And that's one of the things where like I've always like stoo about also make
• 1:54:59
  sure you guys all away, Morning Shot Films, Morning Real Podcast. Thank
• 1:55:01
  you for running the show, Xavier shout outs hit the light Bud, thank
• 1:55:05
  you for coming on. I'm super educational for I felt like I was like
• 1:55:09
  a live Discovery Channel blog that was dope. And thank you for the Falcons
• 1:55:12
  for letting us fly throughout the world. Obviously I didn't know how much of
• 1:55:15
  importance they were. Next time I go to I'm gonna be like a lot.
• 1:55:19
  So I'm like, yo, thank thanks for the following minute. When
• 1:55:21
  you go I want to go, yeah, I want to go. All
• 1:55:25
  right, Look at the weep tattoo I got, like I got aot on
• 1:55:28
  my arm, would I know. I was like, I was looking at
• 1:55:31
  that and I was like, oh, this guy's on the same page.
• 1:55:32
  Oh yeah, you know, I don't have anime, but you know I
• 1:55:35
  got all my fucking childhood up in here too. Yeah. So I'll definitely
• 1:55:41
  let you know about that because you know, like I do go out there
• 1:55:44
  to just a good ten days. And I know this time because I was
• 1:55:45
  able to make friends last time. They're like, Yo, we're going sight
• 1:55:48
  scenes, We're going to go to the Arctic monkeys, We're gonna go see
• 1:55:50
  the fucking top of the mountain and ship. So I look forward to doing
• 1:55:54
  all that stuff. Man, you gotta start doing it. Don't forget while
• 1:55:57
  you're out there to you know, doing this thing that we call life,
• 1:56:00
  to do a little bit of living every now and then. You know what
• 1:56:02
  I mean, because like sometimes we go out and just fucking take a walk,
• 1:56:05
  go to a fucking park. Even I'm not talking about the park that's
• 1:56:08
  inhabited about your home, by your homeless down the street. I'm talking about
• 1:56:11
  a real park where like they wouldn't survive. That's why they're not there,
• 1:56:13
  and the animals still roam. Take a walk at a fucking park every now
• 1:56:15
  and then and really enjoy nature, because nature will definitely calm you down,
• 1:56:19
  we'll motivate you, and we'll do all kinds of things in a sense,
• 1:56:23
  all kind of in a healing aspect. Don't forget. I'll see some of
• 1:56:26
  you guys this Saturday at the High and Hungry Experience at Craft Beer Kings.
• 1:56:30
  Over thirty vendors, five High and Hungry Alumni food vendors selling bomb ass food
• 1:56:34
  twenty percent off all the craft beer in the store, Huntington Beach on Beach
• 1:56:38
  Boulevard, parking is gonna be scarce, so make sure you but there's hell
• 1:56:42
  of parking on that, like just that whole big strip, like literally and
• 1:56:45
  all around that, so just make sure you guys. Arrive early is from
• 1:56:47
  twelve to six. All the vendors loading time is from eight to eleven.
• 1:56:51
  It's gonna be a very great time. Over three hundred and fifty people expected
• 1:56:55
  to be there, and some of you guys. I know that you guys
• 1:56:57
  are waiting on the tickets to be added to be Additionally, I will be
• 1:57:00
  working on that as soon as we get off of this, but trust me,
• 1:57:03
  I will be adding more tickets for you guys because I know some of
• 1:57:06
  you guys are late bloomers I can see apparently, And yeah, thank everybody,
• 1:57:11
  probably new followers on Patreon as well. And there's a lot of new
• 1:57:13
  merch that I put up last night, including the cycle Less T shirt we
• 1:57:16
  have on there, Salute to Reel, recognize Real for making this dope quality
• 1:57:19
  T shirt. And this is probably the highest caliber T shirt that I have
• 1:57:23
  made, with about over two hundred and fifty GSM on the quality. So
• 1:57:27
  I will see you guys tomorrow. It's another face painting episode, which is
• 1:57:30
  we're staying in tune with the theme shout out to all the birds out there
• 1:57:34
  making it happen one step at a time, and shout out to you Jason,
• 1:57:39
  all right, much love, Thank you, Jens, appreciate it.
• 1:57:41
  We'll see you guys tomorrow