Daily Comedy Brief · September 14th

Storyflo Comedy — Daily Comedy Brief · Sep 14, 2026 · 4m

From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. Hey, it's Wit. September 14th. Seven in comedy — pour the coffee, this gets weird fast. Let's get into it. First, from The Onion. NFL Announces One Player On Each Team Now Gets To Drive A Car. NEW YORK—Citing the fact that “cars are fast and everyone likes them” as justification for the new rule, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced Monday that one player on each team would now be permitted to drive a car during games. “Wouldn’t it be fun? We think it will be fun. Next. Second, from The Onion. Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong. MLB star…