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SB Live! Craft Beers, Deaths, Halloween, Prop Bets & More! · Strikeout Beer

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Speaker 1: And we're live! Welcome to Strikeout Beer, your least favorite
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Speaker 1: podcast with, dare I say, your least favorite people. As always,
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Speaker 1: I'm Alan.
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Speaker 2: I'm RD, man. What up? Not much, brother.
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Speaker 1: How you doing?
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Speaker 2: Eh, it's fine. Everything's fine.
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Speaker 1: I would dare say things are doing good as I
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Speaker 1: crack open this GIPA.
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Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
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Speaker 1: G.I. Joe-inspired IPA. The can is awesome as hell.
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: From Mason Aleworks. Coming in at 6.5% alcohol by volume.
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Speaker 2: I like that place. Huge fan.
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Speaker 1: They got a lot of really cool cans.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they got a lot of cool cans.
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Speaker 1: You know what we didn't do this year?
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Speaker 3: Huh?
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Speaker 1: We didn't get their Halloween beer this year.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if I went looking or not.
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Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you. They had a... They're at.
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Speaker 1: That liquor store over there by your house.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. I don't go there much.
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Speaker 4: What's it called?
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Speaker 2: Lone Star.
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Speaker 1: Lone Star, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, no, because we typically get that beer and
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Speaker 1: we didn't. I'm sitting here and I mean, it's still
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Speaker 1: not it's not too late. Next Saturday is Halloween. So
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Speaker 1: we still got. We got time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: There I say that we got some time still.
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Speaker 2: Maybe. Maybe.
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Speaker 1: Smells delicious. Cheers. Mazel mazel.
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Speaker 2: Good things.
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Speaker 1: Derp is in the house currently watching Clayface.
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Speaker 2: Gents.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: I kind of want to watch it.
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Speaker 1: Have fun.
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Speaker 2: Is it in theaters right now?
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Speaker 1: Apparently.
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Speaker 2: He's at the theater watching that. He's checking in. This guy. Legend.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he says it's fucking awesome.
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Speaker 4: Oh!
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Speaker 2: Release date is October 23rd, so this is a Thursday
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Speaker 2: night release, folks. He's already had it rated R. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I did.
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Speaker 1: I actually just saw something online about it where they
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Speaker 1: legally weren't allowed to mention Batman in it.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Interesting. Something to have to do with the rights between
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Speaker 1: WB and Paramount or whatever because they just changed, right?
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Speaker 2: Interesting. Clay, you could have muted your thing the next time.
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Speaker 2: Clay faces a 2026 American body horror psychological thriller film
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Speaker 2: based on a DC comic character. Serving as the third
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Speaker 2: film in the DC Universe directed by James Watkins from
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Speaker 2: a screenplay from Mike Flanagan and hosts whatever. The film
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Speaker 2: releases a North American theaters October 23rd, 2026. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Jay's in the house. Sup, fellas. Prost to both of you. Jay. Cheers.
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Speaker 1: Mazel mazel. Good things, brother.
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Speaker 2: Prost. That's good.
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Speaker 1: That is a tasty beer.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely. Got a little Thursday night football going on. Bears
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Speaker 2: and Patriots hanging out, having some beers, seeing what's going on.
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Speaker 2: Might be a quick night tonight. They seem like it's
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Speaker 2: going to be. We did some quick beer reviews a
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Speaker 2: second ago. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Had a delicious one from Voodoo Ranger. Yeah. Delicious.
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Speaker 2: This is why I always pick kickers to kick field goals.
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Speaker 2: And I didn't get a chance to do it because
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Speaker 2: I was just like, just face down on the hot tub,
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Speaker 2: to be honest with you, buddy. I was like, but
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Speaker 2: I always do. I always do. I always do kickers, man.
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Speaker 2: Both of these were a little field goal action there.
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Speaker 2: Santos definitely got one. Yeah, he's got two. And then
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Speaker 2: the kicker for the.
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Speaker 4: Patriots.
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Speaker 2: Wingland kicker.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Football kicker man there. So anyways, what's up? Anything going on?
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Speaker 1: You know, just living the dream. That's it.
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Speaker 2: This is what you call a dream, huh?
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Speaker 5: Oh, boy.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't say what type of a dream
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Speaker 1: it was, but it's a dream.
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Speaker 2: More like a nightmare at this point.
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Speaker 1: I mean, nightmares are a dream. Am I wrong there?
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Speaker 1: Dare I say I'm right, you know? How are you
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Speaker 1: holding up over there, buddy?
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Speaker 2: I mean, John Anderson died, so I'm not great.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We just had a death earlier today.
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Speaker 4: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 1: Tom Skirit.
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Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.
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Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
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Speaker 2: Never heard of her. She sounds hideous, though.
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Speaker 1: No, just look him up and you'll be like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I know that guy.
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Speaker 2: I don't know the words you're saying right now. You
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Speaker 2: sound like you're speaking like I need you to get
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Speaker 2: the French out of your mouth and just start talking
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Speaker 2: English to me.
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Speaker 1: Tom. Is that English enough for you?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. What's the last name?
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Speaker 1: Scare it. S-A-R-E-R-R-I-N-E-T.
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Speaker 2: Sounds like a guy from like Sons of Anarchy or
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Speaker 2: something like that.
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Speaker 1: No, I don't think he was ever in that, but.
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Speaker 1: He was in OG Top Gun. You know who he is.
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Speaker 2: What's his name in Top Gun?
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Speaker 1: He's the commanding officer guy.
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Speaker 2: You're talking about the guy from Schwarzenegger? What's the one
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Speaker 2: with Schwarzenegger? He's in that movie.
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Speaker 1: Marshall Falk just disclosed he has a trauma dump on us.
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Speaker 2: What happened to Marshall Falk?
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Speaker 1: He's got Parkinson's.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that sucks.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yep.
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Speaker 1: That alert just came through shortly. And if all that
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Speaker 1: wasn't bad news enough, the NBA started up yesterday.
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Speaker 2: I get different alerts. Yeah, I was watching the Mavs
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Speaker 2: game yesterday. They're, like, getting blown. I was just hanging
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Speaker 2: out at the hot tub. I'm like, let's put the
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Speaker 2: game on real quick. And it's like, they're done by four.
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Speaker 2: They go, how are things in Casper's world? Let's watch
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Speaker 2: Hocus Pocus one more time.
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Speaker 1: Uh, 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram ranch. Okay.
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Speaker 2: That sounds about right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Billy Joe was in the house. I hate going to
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Speaker 1: the supermarket. Every time I go to leave, there's always
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Speaker 1: someone checking me out.
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Speaker 2: I don't know why people say, listen, my biggest thing
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Speaker 2: is that's not my biggest thing, but People say assless chaps.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, why are you saying assless chaps? Because it's that.
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Speaker 1: All chaps are assless.
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Speaker 2: All chaps are assless. What are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: Otherwise, they're just, they're pants. Pants.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, pants at that point. Like, Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 1: Just say you're wearing assless pants.
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Speaker 6: Ugh.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you here. You know what? Do we
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Speaker 2: have anything left in this stupid thing? Oh, there you go.
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Speaker 1: The wife still thinks that thinks I sexy. Every time
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Speaker 1: I walk by, she says, what an ass.
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Speaker 2: At some age, you're just like, you know, I mean,
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Speaker 2: I was bare ass from five o'clock to seven 15 today.
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Speaker 2: I was just like, you know what? I'm not wearing
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Speaker 2: pants anymore. I don't know. It's Thursday. We're trying to
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Speaker 2: have a good time. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Anybody could even know.
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Speaker 2: I grabbed two beers and went to the hot tub.
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Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. That's how I live my
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Speaker 2: life right now.
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Speaker 1: I just don't care. Two beers at a time.
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Speaker 2: You haven't heard that in a while? Ironic twist in that.
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Speaker 3: Dr.
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Speaker 2: Pepper came before Coke. I won't put anything else. He
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Speaker 2: won't clip anything else and put it in there so
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Speaker 2: I can't put it. All I have is three clips.
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Speaker 2: That's all I got is three clips.
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Speaker 1: But they're all great.
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Speaker 2: They're not bad. You know, they're not bad. I'm not
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Speaker 2: trying to sell you on how terrible it is. So anyways.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they ain't bad. They're not bad. You like to
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Speaker 1: live your life two beers at a time, just like
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Speaker 1: Dom likes to live his life a quarter mile at
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Speaker 1: a time.
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Speaker 2: I like to live my life a quarter mile at
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Speaker 2: a time. Nothing else matters. Not my team and their bullshit.
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Speaker 2: You know, blah, blah, blah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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Speaker 2: If you're racing, it's like it's for real. Can we
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Speaker 2: get a fact check on that? Oh, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: On what?
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Speaker 2: That's my favorite line.
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Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's his favorite line.
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Speaker 2: He's asking what effect he wants to fact check on something.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what he wants.
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Speaker 1: Whether or not he's in that. All right.
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Speaker 2: Wait, I went to see what he what he says.
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Speaker 1: What was the ironic twist? You know what?
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Speaker 2: I knew not to play Hunter Henry tonight because they're
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Speaker 2: playing with Dr. Pepper thing. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Ironic twist in that Dr.
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Speaker 2: Pepper came before coach. Yeah, I mean, just look it
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Speaker 2: up on your phone, dude. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Henry's got a couple of catches, though.
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Speaker 2: He's got one catch. Ah, catch.
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Speaker 3: Dr.
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Speaker 1: Pepper came first.
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Speaker 2: All right, cool.
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Speaker 1: Dr. Pepper was created in 1885 by pharmacist Charles Alderton
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Speaker 1: in Waco, Texas. Coca-Cola was created in 1886 by pharmacist
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Speaker 1: John Stiff Pemberton in Atlanta, Georgia. So apparently, in order
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Speaker 1: to create a cola, you need to be a pharmacist. Hi,
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Speaker 1: from Brazil. How's it going, guys? We're doing good.
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Speaker 2: How's... Phenomenal. How's things in Brazil?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Are things going good there?
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Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't seen them in the news lately.
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Speaker 2: I assume everything's great down there.
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Speaker 1: Last time I checked, Shakira's hips still don't lie, so.
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Speaker 2: Man, she is... She's Colombian, dude. She's not Brazilian.
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Speaker 1: Whatever oh there it is.
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Speaker 2: Yeah uh billy.
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Speaker 1: Joe the doctor told me that i had to stop
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Speaker 1: masturbating oh no i asked why he said that she
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Speaker 1: was trying to give me an examination.
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Speaker 2: That's always a good one it's a classic but it's
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Speaker 2: a good one yeah it's like I'm just trying to
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Speaker 2: give you an examination. Just let go of the wiener, dude.
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Speaker 2: Just stop. He was furiously masturbating.
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Speaker 1: It's funny because it's true. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. Yeah, we're
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Speaker 2: just watching the Bears and Patriots game. Allen's going, oh,
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Speaker 2: every five seconds trying to fill time. And, yeah, we'll
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Speaker 2: be done in about 35 minutes, if not less. But, yeah,
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Speaker 2: we're just having a good time. You doing anything fun
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Speaker 2: this weekend?
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Speaker 6: Huh?
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Speaker 1: Did you do anything fun this weekend?
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Speaker 2: Five days ago? I don't remember.
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Speaker 1: We typically talk about our weekend when we do the show. But,
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Speaker 1: you know, whatever.
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Speaker 2: I don't remember. I don't remember. I have to look
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Speaker 2: at my phone. You know what? That's how I figured
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Speaker 2: out what happened the past weekend. As I look at
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Speaker 2: my phone. So let's see what's on my phone. Let's
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Speaker 2: see here. Oh, no, I'm in like 2019. I got
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Speaker 2: to go all the way down.
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Speaker 1: We got to go back. All right.
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Speaker 2: So 2000, was it Sunday? Oh, so Sunday night, Sunday home.
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Speaker 2: Let me go back a little bit further than that.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: So Friday night, I got a lot of ass pics.
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Speaker 2: Me and Lizzie were hanging out. Oh, there's a cool
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Speaker 2: place out in Carrollton that uses a. Here, hold on.
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Speaker 2: Let me see if I can get the focus in.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So they use a projector for a whole house projector, right?
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Speaker 2: And also a radio frequency jammer or whatever you want
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Speaker 2: to call it.
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Speaker 1: They play music and the lights move to the music.
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Speaker 2: Exactly. So they had Star Wars. They had the Matrix.
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Speaker 2: They had this other shit. They're like, hey, come check
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Speaker 2: it out. I was like, all right, we'll come over
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Speaker 2: there real quick. I hope the Patriots are going to win.
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Speaker 2: How about tears of that? Yeah, cheers, cheers, cheers.
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Speaker 1: I picked past the win.
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Speaker 2: I think I got the bears. I'll be honest with you. Oh,
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Speaker 2: so anyways, we were all over there. We're rolling around
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Speaker 2: on like a Friday, Saturday or Friday night, just trying
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Speaker 2: to see what's up. So we go look at lights
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Speaker 2: and we're looking at it. And so obviously we're part
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Speaker 2: of the big group that says, you know, roll on over,
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Speaker 2: turn your lights off. Oh, black Jack's in the house.
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Speaker 2: What is going on? How are you been? Been seeing
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Speaker 2: the updates here and there. I don't check in much
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Speaker 2: these days. I don't, I don't say I'm there. I just,
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Speaker 2: I just look at it and just leave. I'm just
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Speaker 2: like a big pervert. How are you doing, buddy?
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Speaker 1: Huge pervert.
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Speaker 2: So, but, uh, so we go over there and we're like,
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Speaker 2: you know, let's hang out for a little bit, turn
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Speaker 2: off your lights. You sit there on it. Like, you know,
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Speaker 2: whatever you're watching, like that little Kylo Ren, you know, bullshit.
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Speaker 2: And then the matrix, some other things. So they did thriller.
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Speaker 2: They did, uh, uh, was it the monster mash type thing?
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Speaker 2: And so we sat there, I swear, for like 15,
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Speaker 2: 20 minutes, enjoyed ourselves, drove around a little bit more,
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Speaker 2: checked out some of the lights and whatnot. So that's
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Speaker 2: what I did on a Friday night. The Saturday night
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Speaker 2: was a little bit different. It got a bit more graphic,
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Speaker 2: so I can't share a whole lot of that with you,
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Speaker 2: but I'm scrolling a lot because there's a lot of
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Speaker 2: things going on in this thing. Went rolling around, picked
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Speaker 2: up some more Halloween candy. I'm up to like six
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Speaker 2: or seven bags. So we're rocking about 25 to 3000 pieces. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Because we, we're expecting a lot this year.
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Speaker 1: It's a very wide range between 25 to 3000.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's because, well, the bags we get are about 500 pieces,
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Speaker 2: but I went to Kroger or a target this weekend
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Speaker 2: and picked up a couple 250,000 or 250 pieces.
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Speaker 1: Right. Okay.
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Speaker 2: So that's why I hadn't done the final count yet.
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Speaker 2: So then went back to the house after a long
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Speaker 2: day of shopping and bullshit. Hot tub time, you know,
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Speaker 2: hanging out. Just let's check out the lights out front
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Speaker 2: and all this kind of stuff. And then Sunday, it
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Speaker 2: didn't slow down. We're just out there partying, having a
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Speaker 2: good time, watching Sunday night football and shit like that.
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Speaker 2: That's the extent of my weekend.
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Speaker 1: Ivan, what are you guys hoping for next year? Next
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Speaker 1: year for what? A little bit more context to that.
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Speaker 2: Maybe he's talking about NFL. He was previously talking about NFL.
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Speaker 1: Maybe. Bill Patrick's in the house.
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Speaker 2: Hello, Bill Patrick.
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Speaker 1: Three nuns on a park bench when a streaker comes
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Speaker 1: running by. First nun has a stroke right there. Second
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Speaker 1: nun also has a stroke. Third nun couldn't reach.
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Speaker 2: I heard a joke today. It was like, how many
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Speaker 2: women was it to change a light bulb? There's eight
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Speaker 2: women in a basement. Lights go out. How many does
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Speaker 2: it take to change a light bulb? And so the
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Speaker 2: response was like, oh, I don't know. It's like, none
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Speaker 2: of them. They're just still sitting there bitching about being
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Speaker 2: that dark. I'm like, okay. I mean, that's fine.
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Speaker 1: Because it's true.
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Speaker 2: I like old Bill Patrick. Bill Patrick, man. He comes
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Speaker 2: in with the hits.
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Speaker 1: He's got something.
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Speaker 6: As in what?
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Speaker 1: What are you looking forward to seeing next year?
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Speaker 2: NFL, life, Pokemon.
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Speaker 1: I mean, just in life.
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Speaker 5: Hockey.
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Speaker 1: Next year, I'm looking forward to hopefully seeing 2028, like
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Speaker 1: making it through 2027 to 2028. There was someone I
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Speaker 1: was talking about that like, hey, you know, they're at
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Speaker 1: the he's at the lunch table at work and they're like, hey,
15:21
Speaker 1: you're going to finish that Glock 19.
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Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, I'm going to put some hot sauce
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Speaker 2: on it. It's nothing but absurd shit. Like, I'm like, oh,
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Speaker 2: my God, that's all we talk about. We love Pokemon.
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Speaker 1: I never got into Pokemon, Ivan. That was something that
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Speaker 1: I missed. I miss the Pokemon bandwagon.
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Speaker 2: So what are we talking about next year? What are
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Speaker 2: we talking about? We're looking forward to what? What are
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Speaker 2: we looking forward to?
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Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's me, Billy Joe. Oh, Bill Patrick's Billy Joe.
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Speaker 1: I had no idea. No idea. Frickin' shocked.
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Speaker 2: You got my number, Billy? I'm firing up the Bluetooth.
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Speaker 2: I'm firing it up.
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Speaker 1: My mind was just blown.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, shut up. Alright, you're on. If you want to
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Speaker 2: call and say hi, the phone is on. I'd love
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Speaker 2: to hear from you just to say hi. We ain't
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Speaker 2: got to talk for long.
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Speaker 1: Can you explain to me how you're Billy Joe and
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Speaker 1: Bill Patrick, please? I don't even understand.
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Speaker 2: Wait, holy shit. Is his first name Patrick or his
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Speaker 2: middle name Patrick? I don't know what's going on here.
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Speaker 1: I don't even know. Anybody can even know that.
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Speaker 2: I'm just saying the phone's on. If you got the number,
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Speaker 2: you can call me whenever you want. Phone's on. Phone's on.
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Speaker 2: And I got this big old sign.
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Speaker 4: I'm trying to.
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Speaker 1: Where are you guys from? We're in Texas.
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Speaker 2: Dallas, Texas. Fort Worth, Dallas, and Fort Worth.
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Speaker 1: Fort Worth and Dallas here in America. You know, we
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Speaker 1: got our horses.
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Speaker 2: No, we ain't got no damn horse. Have you ever
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Speaker 2: ridden a horse?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well, you were in the Boy Scouts, right? Did you
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Speaker 2: ride a horse down here or up in Michigan?
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Speaker 1: New Mexico.
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Speaker 2: New Mexico? No shit. Yeah. I'm going to call Billy Joe.
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Speaker 2: Fuck it.
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Speaker 5: All right.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Well, he's got your number, Billy Joe. So he's
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Speaker 1: going to call you.
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Speaker 2: Well, no. You know what? He called the old number.
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Speaker 2: You know what? He don't have my number. He had
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Speaker 2: the Billy Joe. Do you got a 214 number in
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Speaker 2: your wallet over there? Shit. Remember, he used to put
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Speaker 2: his address and shit on the fucking channel.
17:21
Speaker 4: Yeah.
17:22
Speaker 2: I don't see it, man.
17:22
Speaker 4: Shit.
17:31
Speaker 2: I can't put it out there because plus the other one,
17:33
Speaker 2: I don't know if it exists anymore. Like the other one.
17:36
Speaker 2: I just, I don't think it does. Shit.
17:38
Speaker 4: Shit, shit, shit.
17:39
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I rode horses up in Michigan too. Yeah. Uh, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Texas,
17:47
Speaker 1: New Mexico. I went on a week long cavalcade through
17:49
Speaker 1: the mountains in New Mexico.
17:51
Speaker 2: Oh, what that means?
17:52
Speaker 1: I rode a horse through the mountains.
17:55
Speaker 7: Okay.
17:55
Speaker 2: Is that what they call a cavalcade?
17:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
17:57
Speaker 4: Okay.
17:58
Speaker 2: All right. I don't know what that means.
18:00
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:00
Speaker 4: That's cool.
18:02
Speaker 2: Are you friends with Billy Joe on Facebook?
18:04
Speaker 1: On Facebook, I am.
18:06
Speaker 2: Send him my phone number. Yeah. I'm not his friend,
18:12
Speaker 2: but you are.
18:14
Speaker 1: Is it true they're planning on changing the name Texas
18:18
Speaker 1: for New America?
18:19
Speaker 2: No, we're always Texas. We might actually just go independent again.
18:23
Speaker 2: I'm in on that. If not, I got to go
18:25
Speaker 2: fight for Kentucky.
18:26
Speaker 1: Kentucky?
18:27
Speaker 7: Yeah.
18:29
Speaker 1: Oh, man.
18:31
Speaker 2: I got Texas or Kentucky on my mind and my blood, buddy.
18:35
Speaker 2: That's who I have to fight for. I'll fight for
18:38
Speaker 2: Texas first, though. I've been down here for more years
18:39
Speaker 2: than I've been in Kentucky.
18:42
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
18:43
Speaker 2: I mean, I would say so. Why not?
18:45
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't been here longer.
18:47
Speaker 2: You ever done a poo, froze it, and used it
18:50
Speaker 2: as a dildo? No, that's on... What's the name of
18:54
Speaker 2: that thing?
18:55
Speaker 1: Your bingo card?
18:57
Speaker 2: No, not bingo card. What's it called? The sex action
19:00
Speaker 2: we used to talk about for the Fantasy League. Urban Dictionary.
19:08
Speaker 2: It's called something. Do the official name, Cranky. Don't ask
19:12
Speaker 2: if we ever did that. Ask the real name. There's
19:15
Speaker 2: a real name with it. You just got people that
19:18
Speaker 2: are just.
19:21
Speaker 1: Weirdos. I sent him the old phone number on here.
19:25
Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:26
Speaker 1: I see it in the messages. It was the last
19:28
Speaker 1: message I sent him.
19:29
Speaker 2: Oh, God. Urban. I got to get the real name
19:34
Speaker 2: because I like the name. I like it. Let's see.
19:38
Speaker 2: There you go, Billy Joe. I just sent you the number.
19:42
Speaker 1: It's Alaskan Pipeline.
19:44
Speaker 2: That's what it's called.
19:46
Speaker 1: He just sent it. Ah, cranky.
19:48
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
19:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, cheers to you.
19:51
Speaker 2: Never done it, no. But, yeah, love it. We used
19:53
Speaker 2: to call our fantasy football, like if we had to
19:56
Speaker 2: rename a buddy of ours. So if you're the highest
19:58
Speaker 2: scoring team, you got to rename the lowest scoring team.
20:01
Speaker 2: And so we've been through a lot of these. Yeah,
20:03
Speaker 2: there's a name for everything, anything you can ever think of.
20:07
Speaker 2: there's a name for it so yeah cheers cheers look.
20:10
Speaker 1: Up your name with the word dirty in front.
20:12
Speaker 2: Oh buddy yeah it's insane it's.
20:17
Speaker 1: The gayest thing i've ever heard in my entire life.
20:19
Speaker 2: It really is i was shocked look when i saw
20:22
Speaker 2: it i go oh buddy i figured you'd be wearing
20:24
Speaker 2: one lady uh you know you're a dude one lady
20:27
Speaker 2: has a gas mask the other one has a air
20:29
Speaker 2: ventilation uh unit And the other one is just to
20:32
Speaker 2: get your wiener to breathe a little bit on Mars.
20:35
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be like triple broads.
20:37
Speaker 2: Maybe four. Throw four in there. But, yeah, no, it
20:39
Speaker 2: wasn't that at all.
20:40
Speaker 1: I mean, I've seen two dudes, you know, rail each other.
20:43
Speaker 1: But the name for Dirty Brandon is way gayer.
20:48
Speaker 2: You're using my government name for this thing? No one
20:50
Speaker 2: knows who I am. What are you talking about?
20:51
Speaker 1: Everybody knows you are.
20:52
Speaker 2: Antonio? I don't know, man.
20:54
Speaker 1: That's cool.
20:56
Speaker 2: Fucking dick. I mean, I would have to choose. I mean,
21:00
Speaker 2: you already know, right? You already know. Take a look
21:04
Speaker 2: real quick. You can figure it out.
21:06
Speaker 1: We've both been shacked up with our old ladies for
21:08
Speaker 1: a while now.
21:10
Speaker 2: I've been pinned down for like 35, 40 years at
21:13
Speaker 2: this point. Barely a house dog at this point. All right.
21:20
Speaker 1: I'm waiting.
21:20
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there waiting. I am sitting there waiting on Billy.
21:23
Speaker 1: Joe to call. He has seen it. He has seen it.
21:28
Speaker 1: I can confirm that.
21:30
Speaker 2: I'm logged on. I'm logged in. I just want to
21:32
Speaker 2: hear his voice. I just want him to say hi.
21:34
Speaker 2: That's all. We don't need to go on a crazy
21:38
Speaker 2: ride or anything like that. It's just been a long time.
21:41
Speaker 2: That's all it is.
21:41
Speaker 1: If you just want to nail us one of your
21:42
Speaker 1: shirts after wearing it for a day, Billy Joe, because
21:45
Speaker 1: we missed your smell.
21:46
Speaker 2: We missed your scent. We missed your musk. Hell, I'm
21:49
Speaker 2: going to call Lizzie after this call. Maybe I'll call
21:51
Speaker 2: Dale Busby, too. I'm going to go through the roster
21:54
Speaker 2: right now. I'm going through everything. I'm going to call
21:57
Speaker 2: Henson when this shit's over.
21:59
Speaker 1: We need to check out Busby.
22:01
Speaker 2: What's wrong with him? Oh, the Eagles?
22:03
Speaker 1: Hurt is out for the year.
22:05
Speaker 4: Oh.
22:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, we saw that last Sunday.
22:08
Speaker 1: Kyle McGee or whoever he is.
22:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy.
22:11
Speaker 1: Whatever that guy's name is, I don't know.
22:13
Speaker 2: I'm going to start firing off. I'm going to start
22:14
Speaker 2: calling people.
22:16
Speaker 1: I'm definitely going to reserve a bottle. A bottle of what? BBT? Okay.
22:25
Speaker 2: What the hell is BBT? You going to get it?
22:31
Speaker 2: You going to look it up?
22:33
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll look it up.
22:34
Speaker 2: I mean, we're sitting here doing it.
22:35
Speaker 1: It's a bourbon barrel. It's not the Big Bang Theory.
22:48
Speaker 1: Beer barrel time by Side Project. Okay, I don't think
22:51
Speaker 1: we've ever had that. I'm going to say we've never
22:54
Speaker 1: had that before. Where is that out of?
22:58
Speaker 2: It's out of Missouri.
23:07
Speaker 1: Huh.
23:08
Speaker 2: I don't like going up that far north.
23:10
Speaker 1: Can I get it here? Can I get it in Texas?
23:14
Speaker 2: The single, double, triple, which is ridiculous. Specialized, non-adjunct, Missouri
23:22
Speaker 2: imperial stout there. Released in July 2026. It just came out.
23:26
Speaker 2: 15 billy joe i'm waiting on you i'm waiting on
23:30
Speaker 2: you bud i'm gonna start firing off i'm gonna fire
23:32
Speaker 2: off left and.
23:33
Speaker 1: Right pick it up at the brewery okay yeah probably
23:38
Speaker 1: yeah you said it was missouri yeah maplewood missouri i
23:42
Speaker 1: just got it pulled up i.
23:43
Speaker 2: Gotta i gotta go to kansas uh didn't go this
23:47
Speaker 2: fall i'm gonna have to make my way up there
23:49
Speaker 2: says it can't be completed geez hey uh give me
23:52
Speaker 2: his phone number.
23:54
Speaker 1: I don't have his phone number.
23:57
Speaker 2: Send him a message.
23:58
Speaker 1: Billy Joe, respond to my message. No, no, no.
24:01
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah. Respond to Alan's message and tell Alan your
24:05
Speaker 2: phone number. He'll send it to me.
24:07
Speaker 4: Yeah.
24:07
Speaker 2: Did you give him the right number?
24:10
Speaker 1: I did.
24:11
Speaker 2: Jesus. Send it to me, Billy Joe. Or no, Billy Joe,
24:15
Speaker 2: send it to Alan because you're friends with Alan. I'm
24:17
Speaker 2: going to send you a friend request real quick because
24:18
Speaker 2: I feel like we need to be friends. I've seen
24:20
Speaker 2: it a million times.
24:21
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.
24:23
Speaker 2: And I haven't done it.
24:23
Speaker 1: The fact that you're not friends with Billy Joe is
24:26
Speaker 1: just a I'm.
24:26
Speaker 2: Not friends with a lot of people. Like I actually
24:28
Speaker 2: stopped it like for a while with, no, with, with Facebook,
24:32
Speaker 2: I stopped it. I go, I'm not doing it anymore.
24:35
Speaker 1: And, uh, you know, so your words, you're saying are
24:38
Speaker 1: hurting my heart, dude.
24:40
Speaker 2: I'm looking at, I'm looking at, uh, apparently it was
24:43
Speaker 2: a big day for me in October 22nd. Yeah. Uh, for,
24:48
Speaker 2: for history. So Lizzie and I, five years ago, Lizzie
24:53
Speaker 2: and I were at brutal beer works. Okay. 10 years ago,
24:57
Speaker 2: I'm putting Austin on a plan to go back to
25:00
Speaker 2: South Carolina.
25:01
Speaker 1: You were probably hungover.
25:02
Speaker 2: 15 years ago, I'm in Bedford playing chess with Ty.
25:08
Speaker 8: Okay.
25:10
Speaker 2: 15 years ago, I guess before that, you or at
25:13
Speaker 2: least Nick, me, and Lizzie were at the Rangers playoff game.
25:17
Speaker 2: We're all wearing our bandanas over our face. Nichols is there. Yeah,
25:23
Speaker 2: this is early morning. So he's about to go trick-or-treating
25:26
Speaker 2: and shit like that.
25:27
Speaker 1: He just called me a mark yesterday. Was I being insulted?
25:33
Speaker 6: Yeah.
25:35
Speaker 1: Yes and no.
25:35
Speaker 2: Don't let everybody call you anything other than your name.
25:39
Speaker 1: Right?
25:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
25:43
Speaker 1: Your response should be, that's not what your mother called me.
25:47
Speaker 1: That's my response to everything anybody ever says to me.
25:51
Speaker 2: I mean, it's close to what I would say. It's like,
25:53
Speaker 2: you know, either use my name or nothing at all. But,
25:59
Speaker 2: you know, I got those semi-launchbox hands. My buddy that
26:02
Speaker 2: was here last week, he's got lunchbox hands. So, you know,
26:05
Speaker 2: we don't.
26:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
26:08
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be. Hey, see, checked it out
26:11
Speaker 2: real quick. We're stalling like a crazy.
26:13
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. I keep my eyes on it.
26:16
Speaker 2: We're 26 minutes in. It's insane. I say we start.
26:20
Speaker 2: We just start dialing people.
26:21
Speaker 1: Let's just start dialing people. Well, I do need to check,
26:23
Speaker 1: see how you're doing because how are you handling Richard?
26:26
Speaker 1: A real dying?
26:27
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.
26:29
Speaker 1: Oh, you know who he is. He's the creator of
26:32
Speaker 1: jump to conclusions.
26:35
Speaker 2: I saw it and I go, I can't, but I
26:37
Speaker 2: was like, fine. I was like this guy. I quote
26:38
Speaker 2: this guy every single week, every single week from office space.
26:43
Speaker 2: I searched and said something like a gullible gullible.
26:45
Speaker 4: Yeah.
26:45
Speaker 1: Gullible Mark. Uh, Mark, you're, you're, it's Mark is.
26:50
Speaker 2: Ivan, how old are you?
26:51
Speaker 1: When you're targeting, right? Oh, we got a tutty here.
26:56
Speaker 2: Is that 80 yards?
26:58
Speaker 1: Burn. Burn with the tutty.
27:00
Speaker 4: Oof.
27:00
Speaker 1: All right.
27:01
Speaker 2: I'm calling Dylan Busby.
27:03
Speaker 1: Do it.
27:04
Speaker 2: I'm doing it. Don't fucking tell me.
27:07
Speaker 5: 27.
27:07
Speaker 2: Yeah. It means goable.
27:09
Speaker 4: Yeah.
27:11
Speaker 2: Don't let anybody call you names at 27. Start sucking
27:14
Speaker 2: fuckers in the mouth. I sent a whisper. Billy Joe,
27:20
Speaker 2: God damn it.
27:21
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, Billy Joe.
27:23
Speaker 2: It's on Twitch. Billy Joe, go back to Facebook. Go
27:27
Speaker 2: back to Facebook, Billy.
27:28
Speaker 1: Respond to my message on Facebook.
27:31
Speaker 2: There's no one going to answer tonight. No one's answering?
27:33
Speaker 2: I mean....
27:35
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
27:39
Speaker 2: Hold on. Can I call him on Facebook? Twitch. He
27:42
Speaker 2: says he's on Twitch. Yeah, you just got... You know what?
27:46
Speaker 2: The massive thing to do is most people don't want
27:49
Speaker 2: to get I don't want to get hit. But over here,
27:55
Speaker 2: you get sued for that kind of shit, and it
27:57
Speaker 2: turns into a big old mess. But that's how we
27:59
Speaker 2: used to regulate everything.
28:01
Speaker 1: Back in the day.
28:02
Speaker 2: It was one of those things where people didn't talk
28:04
Speaker 2: crazy because they knew they'd get hit or smacked or
28:06
Speaker 2: some shit like that.
28:08
Speaker 1: You know what?
28:09
Speaker 2: I'm going to find him. Let me see if I
28:10
Speaker 2: can call him. I'm going to call him. Let's see.
28:12
Speaker 2: There he is right there.
28:13
Speaker 4: All right.
28:13
Speaker 1: I'm going to slip away for a second.
28:14
Speaker 2: I'm going to add him as a friend. You better
28:18
Speaker 2: hurry back. I'm about to call him. He didn't lift.
28:23
Speaker 2: Facebook not working.
28:24
Speaker 1: All right.
28:24
Speaker 2: Billy Joe. I'm going to call you in a second.
28:27
Speaker 2: I'm going to call you in a second. We're going
28:28
Speaker 2: to break real quick, okay? We'll be right back. Why
28:35
Speaker 2: don't I change all this stuff around? Oh, my God.
28:38
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. That was so loud. I was
29:10
Speaker 2: like sitting there hammering button, just seeing what's going to happen.
29:13
Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh my God. You know what? Just do a, yeah,
29:20
Speaker 2: I'll just do that. But no, this whole thing, I'm like,
29:24
Speaker 2: I used to have this, we'll be back momentarily. We're
29:28
Speaker 2: going to be back. There's, there's not Zach McGee. And
29:32
Speaker 2: we had this whole thing where it's like, Hey, we'll
29:34
Speaker 2: be back in a second. And now it doesn't, it
29:38
Speaker 2: doesn't exist. Oh, I got an old Ophelia hot ass
29:41
Speaker 2: right here. If you want.
29:42
Speaker 4: It's me.
29:43
Speaker 1: Ophelia hot ass.
29:47
Speaker 2: All right. All right. I sent the request. He says
29:50
Speaker 2: it's not working.
29:51
Speaker 3: I don't know.
29:51
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. Couldn't tell you, but
29:54
Speaker 2: usually we have something that pops up. So we'll be
29:56
Speaker 2: right back and we have some music to play. I
29:58
Speaker 2: don't see that we'll be right back for the background anymore.
30:05
Speaker 2: And it just kind of sucks. Is that it? Hold on.
30:08
Speaker 2: Let me see. You ready?
30:10
Speaker 1: Yeah. Whatever you got going. Oh, yeah. There it is.
30:16
Speaker 5: All right.
30:23
Speaker 1: I'm going to text and see you.
30:28
Speaker 2: They can totally hear you.
30:30
Speaker 1: That's cool.
30:30
Speaker 5: So why do we still have this plane? Oh, because
30:41
Speaker 5: you walked away.
30:45
Speaker 9: Okay.
30:59
Speaker 4: What up?
31:00
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Waiting on R.D. Did Ramondre just
31:03
Speaker 1: score a touchdown? I missed who scored that. Anyone watching?
31:13
Speaker 1: If you can tell me. Yeah, that was Ramondre. Jackpot.
31:16
Speaker 1: That's funny. I put a couple bucks down on that.
31:23
Speaker 1: So there we go. We'll give you a call here
31:25
Speaker 1: in a second, Billy Joe. Just waiting for R.D. to
31:27
Speaker 1: get back. I scored that just before that was quick
31:37
Speaker 1: because there was not there wasn't much time left.
31:42
Speaker 2: So we got 20 to 14 at the half bears
31:48
Speaker 2: are up by six.
32:05
Speaker 8: They can hear everything.
32:21
Speaker 2: Just FYI. They can hear it all.
32:23
Speaker 6: I know.
32:23
Speaker 2: I was talking to them.
32:24
Speaker 1: Ramondre scored as time expired.
32:27
Speaker 2: Oh, nice. Damn it. I got to figure out how
32:32
Speaker 2: to get... Dog it.
32:35
Speaker 1: I sent you the number.
32:36
Speaker 2: Oh, did you?
32:39
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:39
Speaker 2: Billy Joe, you want me to call you?
32:42
Speaker 1: He's waiting for us to call him.
32:43
Speaker 2: All right, fuck it, I'm doing it. It's coming through then.
32:47
Speaker 6: Hi, if you record your name and reason for calling,
32:49
Speaker 6: I'll see if this person is available.
32:54
Speaker 2: Big Brad Rapid Dave and Alan from Dallas, Texas.
32:59
Speaker 1: Big Brad Rapid Dave?
33:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of faltered. I kind of fucked up.
33:03
Speaker 1: Yeah.
33:04
Speaker 2: Big bad driver, Dave. Big dong. I was like, I
33:07
Speaker 2: was going to beat GD or something like that. Did
33:09
Speaker 2: we do it right? I feel like we hadn't done
33:11
Speaker 2: it right.
33:12
Speaker 1: I don't know. Thanks.
33:14
Speaker 2: Please stay on the line. It's got the whole damn
33:19
Speaker 2: thing in there. I'm like, oh my God, this is great.
33:22
Speaker 2: This is awesome. Yeah, I was like.
33:24
Speaker 3: Oh!
33:31
Speaker 1: Are we speaking to Billy Joe or Bill Patrick? I'm
33:34
Speaker 1: so confused right now.
33:38
Speaker 3: You are speaking to the person who is on the
33:40
Speaker 3: other end of this line.
33:41
Speaker 1: Okay.
33:42
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
33:43
Speaker 1: We'll accept it. Do you know why they never sell
33:46
Speaker 1: pregnant Barbies?
33:49
Speaker 3: You don't know. Do you know?
33:51
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
33:52
Speaker 2: Well, because a can always comes in another box.
33:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Hell yeah.
34:01
Speaker 2: How's it going down there?
34:04
Speaker 3: We're doing good.
34:06
Speaker 4: Yeah.
34:07
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's been forever. How are things?
34:10
Speaker 3: It's been a while.
34:11
Speaker 2: Things good?
34:12
Speaker 4: Doing well.
34:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing good.
34:14
Speaker 2: What are you up to? What do you do these days?
34:17
Speaker 4: About six foot.
34:19
Speaker 1: What did you say you would do here?
34:22
Speaker 2: Oh, that guy died.
34:24
Speaker 5: R.I.P.
34:25
Speaker 2: Oh, no, not him, but the other guy. What do
34:27
Speaker 2: you do in retirement?
34:34
Speaker 3: Mostly cars, I guess. I've got some old cars that
34:38
Speaker 3: I work on.
34:38
Speaker 2: Do you do flip jobs or do you do restoration
34:43
Speaker 2: or what?
34:45
Speaker 3: The wife wishes I would, but I tend to keep them.
34:50
Speaker 2: Always the thing, right? Where they're like, oh, you know,
34:52
Speaker 2: I do this and that, but then like, oh, I
34:53
Speaker 2: just can't let go. What's the coolest car you have
34:56
Speaker 2: right now?
34:58
Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. I've got a 64 Galaxy 500XL convertible. And
35:06
Speaker 3: I've gone through and built a 460 engine to put
35:09
Speaker 3: it in it and C6 transmission.
35:12
Speaker 2: Do you take it out on Sundays and just enjoy yourself?
35:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of.
35:16
Speaker 1: Hell yes.
35:20
Speaker 2: I got my old, not that old, But I got
35:24
Speaker 2: my old 82 Dodge W150 coming back to me from
35:27
Speaker 2: South Carolina this weekend. And I can't wait to see it.
35:30
Speaker 2: I gave it to my son when he graduated from
35:32
Speaker 2: college or whatever because he wanted that truck. And then
35:35
Speaker 2: he left it down there. And now he's bringing it back.
35:37
Speaker 2: And he goes, you want to keep it at the house?
35:38
Speaker 2: I go, if it stays here, you know I'm going
35:40
Speaker 2: to drive it. I mean, I love that thing.
35:43
Speaker 1: If it stays here, it's mine.
35:44
Speaker 2: Just so you know. So I told him the same
35:47
Speaker 2: thing with his 370Z because he's talking about going out
35:50
Speaker 2: of the country a little bit like his older brother.
35:53
Speaker 2: I go, you can leave it here, but it's going
35:55
Speaker 2: to get driven a little bit. I want to put
35:57
Speaker 2: some miles on that thing.
35:58
Speaker 1: You got to run it every once in a while.
36:00
Speaker 1: So the gas doesn't go bad.
36:04
Speaker 4: You got it.
36:04
Speaker 6: Yeah.
36:05
Speaker 3: You got to keep the battery charged and you got to,
36:07
Speaker 3: got to get the oil run through it and everything.
36:10
Speaker 4: They go bad.
36:11
Speaker 3: I know, man.
36:15
Speaker 2: So what do you do other than outside of cars?
36:17
Speaker 2: Do you play golf?
36:22
Speaker 6: I do.
36:23
Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm not any good at it, but, but
36:25
Speaker 3: I play.
36:26
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. That's all I want to hear.
36:28
Speaker 2: Cause that, when I like I'm 10 years out, I
36:30
Speaker 2: think from retiring, maybe 15. And it's like, I'll lose.
36:34
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll lose like a one ball or two. And
36:37
Speaker 2: then some, some days I'll lose like four sleeves of
36:39
Speaker 2: balls and I'm just having a time of my life.
36:43
Speaker 3: Well, I always come back with more balls than I
36:47
Speaker 3: left with because I'm out looking for mine. And I
36:50
Speaker 3: come up with three or four extra every time I
36:52
Speaker 3: go out in the weeds and look for my ball.
36:54
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. My kid did that the last time
36:57
Speaker 2: we played. He came back. You can see his shorts.
36:59
Speaker 2: There was probably like 15 balls in each pocket of
37:03
Speaker 2: his shorts. And he's like, what's up? We're behind. We
37:06
Speaker 2: got to hurry up a little bit. But, yeah, he
37:08
Speaker 2: had like 30 balls. Oh, my God. That's awesome, man.
37:14
Speaker 2: It's so good to hear from you. It's been forever.
37:18
Speaker 2: I'm going to put your number in my phone. Put
37:20
Speaker 2: mine in yours as well, just in case.
37:22
Speaker 1: All right. So I got to hear from you, Billy Joe.
37:25
Speaker 1: Any good movies lately from you?
37:29
Speaker 3: Well, the new Evil Dead looks pretty good.
37:32
Speaker 2: There's a new iteration of it. Yeah.
37:34
Speaker 1: Evil Dead. We've been talking about doing it for the nerd.
37:39
Speaker 1: We haven't yet. But what have you seen lately that
37:42
Speaker 1: you like?
37:45
Speaker 3: Oh, man. What I didn't like was the Green Lantern series.
37:53
Speaker 3: I was really disappointed. I expected so much more from that.
37:58
Speaker 1: Okay, so I liked Green Lantern. What didn't you like
38:01
Speaker 1: about it?
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Speaker 3: It was too much of a crime story and not
38:07
Speaker 3: enough Lantern. There was hardly any Lantern in the entire thing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was also, so I hear you on that,
38:19
Speaker 1: but it was definitely billed as more of a detective
38:23
Speaker 1: story before it came out. So I kind of went
38:25
Speaker 1: into it expecting that. I definitely would love to see,
38:31
Speaker 1: and I hope James Gunn gives us this, a true
38:34
Speaker 1: lantern story where we're dealing, we're in space, right? And
38:40
Speaker 1: we're dealing with all of that. Um, but yeah, I, I,
38:45
Speaker 1: I hear you on that.
38:48
Speaker 3: Um, you know, the, he had the, uh, um, recharge
38:52
Speaker 3: the ring about three times in the whole thing. And
38:55
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, my God, when did he, there's not showing
38:58
Speaker 3: us the stuff that's draining the ring.
39:02
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I hear you on that. Yeah. No, but
39:06
Speaker 1: also like the, The times that they had to recharge
39:11
Speaker 1: it was like John had to recharge it at the
39:13
Speaker 1: end because he got the ring from Guy Gardner went
39:18
Speaker 1: and got it from the Green Lanterns.
39:19
Speaker 2: Right.
39:21
Speaker 1: And then when he has to recharge it there during
39:24
Speaker 1: the show, you don't know how long it's been since
39:29
Speaker 1: he's recharged it.
39:30
Speaker 2: It, right?
39:31
Speaker 1: Because you just get a small part of the story.
39:34
Speaker 3: Each time he used it, he had to recharge it.
39:36
Speaker 3: He only had a few hours in it. And the
39:40
Speaker 3: thing is, I wanted to see... the ring being used.
39:45
Speaker 3: I want to know what happened between those two charges,
39:48
Speaker 3: all those charges.
39:49
Speaker 1: I would definitely, I would like to see more of
39:51
Speaker 1: a Green Lantern where you're actually Green Lantern, whereas this
39:56
Speaker 1: was like Green Lantern is more of like a Jon
39:58
Speaker 1: Stewart origin story, right? And he spends.
40:05
Speaker 3: There hasn't been any good Green Lantern movies or shows.
40:09
Speaker 1: No, there hasn't. I didn't mind.
40:14
Speaker 1: Guy Gardner in Superman I think I think Nathan Fillion
40:19
Speaker 1: I think he was a good choice for Guy.
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Speaker 2: Gardner he was funny he was funny in that one he's.
40:22
Speaker 1: Pretty funny in that but yeah outside of that no
40:26
Speaker 1: you don't get you don't get I mean we got
40:28
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds and that movie was just bad.
40:33
Speaker 2: Like I was saying too bad we only give one
40:36
Speaker 2: like I'm sure you enjoy yourself buddy I'm sure.
40:39
Speaker 1: You like button all you want just keep hammering it
40:42
Speaker 1: yeah But it only gives us one like. We appreciate
40:47
Speaker 1: you joining us, Ivan. But yeah, what is a... We
40:53
Speaker 1: need a off-the-beaten-path movie review or movie recommendation from you
41:00
Speaker 1: for us to do for the part-time nerd. What do
41:04
Speaker 1: you got on that?
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm... Have you seen Nobody? Have you done Nobody?
41:11
Speaker 1: We have not. I've seen Nobody. I would like to
41:17
Speaker 1: do Nobody and Nobody 2 for sure.
41:20
Speaker 2: Correct.
41:22
Speaker 3: And The Accountant. Those are two really good ones.
41:26
Speaker 2: I've seen The Accountant. I haven't seen Nobody. So I
41:30
Speaker 2: guess I have to watch that.
41:31
Speaker 1: Nobody's Bob Odenkirk. What was that one we watched with
41:36
Speaker 1: Bob Odenkirk?
41:39
Speaker 3: Nowhere?
41:41
Speaker 2: It might have been nowhere. It might have been nowhere.
41:44
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like in Texas or wherever it is.
41:48
Speaker 9: Right.
41:49
Speaker 1: Yep. Yep.
41:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
41:51
Speaker 2: But yeah. Nowhere. That's a whole dystopian thing or whatever.
41:55
Speaker 1: I don't know.
41:55
Speaker 2: I'll have to find out.
41:56
Speaker 5: Yeah.
41:56
Speaker 2: I'll have to figure it out. I'll look it up.
41:59
Speaker 2: But yeah. No, we had one with him where he
42:02
Speaker 2: was like a part-time sheriff in something.
42:06
Speaker 1: Normal. Normal.
42:08
Speaker 2: That's the name of it.
42:08
Speaker 1: Normal. Have you seen that one yet, Billy Joe?
42:13
Speaker 6: Yeah.
42:13
Speaker 2: That was good. I like that. We'll put that on
42:16
Speaker 2: the list, one and two. Nobody's on the list. I'll
42:21
Speaker 2: start watching it tomorrow.
42:23
Speaker 1: Alright.
42:26
Speaker 3: I gave you a suggestion on that. What was it
42:28
Speaker 3: with the Ringo Starr movie?
42:30
Speaker 2: What is that Ringo Starr movie?
42:32
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. Did you comment on it on
42:35
Speaker 1: Hard Time Nerd? Yeah.
42:38
Speaker 3: I'm And you said it was really good, too. You've
42:42
Speaker 3: seen it.
42:43
Speaker 5: Okay.
42:44
Speaker 3: But that's kind of a crazy one. It just makes
42:47
Speaker 3: no sense, the whole movie. And if you take a
42:49
Speaker 3: look at it, it's got five or six really good
42:52
Speaker 3: actors that were just beginning their careers, I guess, during
42:56
Speaker 3: that time.
42:57
Speaker 2: What's the name of it?
42:59
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
43:01
Speaker 2: There's a ton.
43:02
Speaker 3: He's a caveman.
43:03
Speaker 2: Oh, a caveman? Oh, it's called Caveman, 1981.
43:08
Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
43:09
Speaker 1: Yeah.
43:09
Speaker 7: Yeah.
43:09
Speaker 2: Caveman 1981, a slapstick prehistoric comedy starring Ringo Starr alongside
43:15
Speaker 2: Barbara Buck.
43:19
Speaker 3: But if you watch that, there's like several actors in
43:21
Speaker 3: there that had to just be getting their start and
43:24
Speaker 3: they were, they were in the movie. All right.
43:27
Speaker 2: We'll check it out then.
43:28
Speaker 1: They're on the list.
43:29
Speaker 6: All right.
43:30
Speaker 2: Thanks. Thanks so much for answering the phone. Thanks so
43:32
Speaker 2: much for being, Hey, put my number into your phone.
43:34
Speaker 2: I'm going to put yours in mine. Because there's going
43:37
Speaker 2: to be more to come.
43:39
Speaker 1: Just a lot of peeing pics, Billy Joe.
43:41
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
43:42
Speaker 2: Why is it so veiny? I don't know.
43:47
Speaker 1: It looks so angry.
43:51
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
43:53
Speaker 1: Okay.
43:54
Speaker 3: You guys keep having fun.
43:56
Speaker 1: Hey, Billy Joe. I'm not scared to say it.
43:58
Speaker 3: Love you, brother.
44:00
Speaker 4: Okay.
44:00
Speaker 3: Love you guys, too.
44:02
Speaker 4: See you, buddy. Bye.
44:03
Speaker 1: You bet. L poop bean said more to come more
44:09
Speaker 1: to come on.
44:11
Speaker 2: I tell you what, like, it's been a while since
44:15
Speaker 2: I've heard, since I've heard that voice. And it's like,
44:18
Speaker 2: it goes back. It really does. It like, it goes
44:21
Speaker 2: back to like, you know, we had a great, we
44:25
Speaker 2: had a, not, not just a great circle, but a
44:27
Speaker 2: great like realm of people.
44:29
Speaker 5: Right.
44:30
Speaker 2: Where everybody was hanging out, talking to it. It goes
44:32
Speaker 2: back to COVID. And so, uh, but no, it, with him,
44:36
Speaker 2: I was like, I thought it has number on here,
44:37
Speaker 2: but it, the number came from, uh, it was back
44:40
Speaker 2: when we had the, uh, the external number. Well, the
44:42
Speaker 2: other external number too, as well.
44:46
Speaker 1: I sent him that number a year ago. Yeah.
44:48
Speaker 2: I was like, save, save the number and let's go. Yeah. Yeah.
44:52
Speaker 3: Cool.
44:53
Speaker 2: My first beer.
44:53
Speaker 1: What was it? Tell us.
44:55
Speaker 4: Yeah.
44:55
Speaker 2: What was your first one? I bet you don't. I
44:56
Speaker 2: bet you fucking don't. I remember mine.
44:58
Speaker 1: Yeah. I, uh, It was on Good Friday. I was 22.
45:06
Speaker 1: It was Good Friday. It was a Bud Light. And
45:10
Speaker 1: I never drank. I hung out with a bunch of
45:12
Speaker 1: guys that drank. We were drinking in a Falling Rock. Okay.
45:14
Speaker 2: Falling Rock.
45:15
Speaker 1: Okay.
45:16
Speaker 2: Cheers to that.
45:17
Speaker 1: A little driveway drinking, a little barbecuing and stuff like that.
45:20
Speaker 1: And a buddy always asked me if I wanted a beer.
45:22
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I'm good. I'm good. And
45:24
Speaker 1: then one day I was like, you know what? Yeah,
45:25
Speaker 1: I'll take one. He's like, what? Yeah, give me a beer.
45:29
Speaker 1: Had a Bud Light and Haven't looked back since. Ended
45:34
Speaker 1: up out at that strip club, the one owned by
45:37
Speaker 1: the guys from Pantera.
45:39
Speaker 2: Back nine.
45:42
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't back nine. There was another one.
45:45
Speaker 2: Ooh, okay. I guess I'll look it up.
45:55
Speaker 1: I quit drinking for 11 years. And then you turned 12?
45:58
Speaker 2: The clubhouse.
46:00
Speaker 1: The clubhouse, yes. Clubhouse, yeah.
46:02
Speaker 2: It used to be called Beckman. Then I turned 12. Okay.
46:07
Speaker 4: Cool.
46:07
Speaker 2: Cool, cool, cool.
46:08
Speaker 1: We could drink it.
46:10
Speaker 2: For 11 years. Mine, I thought, was always, as I
46:14
Speaker 2: came of age or whatever, it was Guinness Stout. But no,
46:17
Speaker 2: when I was a little bit younger, it's one of
46:20
Speaker 2: those things where you had a chorus light or whatever.
46:24
Speaker 2: I'm going to throw this out there.
46:25
Speaker 8: Yeah.
46:27
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. As Alan falls around.
46:37
Speaker 1: I'm right here.
46:39
Speaker 2: Oh, you back?
46:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fridge is right next to me.
46:42
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I was going to let it go, man.
46:45
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, fuck it. I'll see you next week.
46:49
Speaker 1: I'm having a parrot, a digum, digum, mango haze IPA.
46:54
Speaker 2: I don't think you say that in the world anymore.
46:57
Speaker 2: A digum?
46:58
Speaker 1: This is a Houston area.
47:00
Speaker 2: Ah, cool.
47:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
47:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like, I remember a long time ago
47:10
Speaker 2: in a planet far, far away. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm
47:14
Speaker 2: pretty sure I just drank Cora's Light back in the day.
47:17
Speaker 2: Like when I was like.
47:20
Speaker 1: I'll be right back.
47:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead. I got you right here, man. I'll
47:24
Speaker 2: be right back. Thank you.
47:54
Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 5: Thank you.
48:25
Speaker 2: Thank you. here he comes folks he's but he's back
48:54
Speaker 2: he's back here here we go there we are there
48:57
Speaker 2: we are what's up buddy how'd it go.
48:58
Speaker 1: Fucking hey that beer freaking exploded when i opened.
49:03
Speaker 2: It yeah all right that's cool let's go through my
49:08
Speaker 2: my uh email real quick nothing to be concerned good.
49:13
Speaker 1: No blue ribbon found half a six-pack beside the road
49:16
Speaker 1: i was 14 what bill patrick his first beer.
49:21
Speaker 2: Never heard of her. She sounds crazy, though.
49:23
Speaker 1: Bill Patrick? Bill Patrick's a legend.
49:25
Speaker 2: Who's Bill Patrick?
49:29
Speaker 1: Seriously?
49:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm asking who it is. I don't understand what
49:32
Speaker 2: the problem is. Pabst Blue Ribbon found half a six-pack
49:34
Speaker 2: beside the road. I was 14. Oh, Bill Patrick. That
49:38
Speaker 2: Bill Patrick? Oh, Jesus Christ. Save my number in your phone.
49:46
Speaker 2: Text me when you want.
49:51
Speaker 4: Oh, gosh.
49:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that beer was like super over carbonated.
49:55
Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I feel like you're a lunatic.
50:00
Speaker 1: It was just sitting in my fridge. I pulled it out,
50:02
Speaker 1: cracked it open, and it ended up all over my
50:05
Speaker 1: desk and my floor.
50:06
Speaker 2: All right, so I already called Bit Busby. We're calling
50:11
Speaker 2: Henson now. You want to ask him why he's such
50:13
Speaker 2: a bitch?
50:14
Speaker 1: I mean, no. If that's what you're going to do,
50:16
Speaker 1: then let's not do it. Drink a ton of hams?
50:18
Speaker 1: There you go, Billy Joe. Hams.
50:22
Speaker 3: Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
50:24
Speaker 2: Oh, geez.
50:26
Speaker 3: Otto.
50:27
Speaker 1: Well, he's probably got his phone on do not disturb.
50:30
Speaker 1: He does that a lot, like at night and during
50:32
Speaker 1: the day.
50:33
Speaker 2: Not like that on mine. I don't see it like that.
50:36
Speaker 1: It's me, guys. Billy Joe. Son of a.
50:41
Speaker 2: Bitch.
50:43
Speaker 1: I'm so scared off right now.
50:45
Speaker 2: It's me, guys. Billy Joe.
50:47
Speaker 1: Which way is up and which way is down? I
50:49
Speaker 1: don't even know anymore. God damn it, Bill. Patrick. Billy Joe.
50:56
Speaker 1: Whatever your damn name is. This time. Lizzie.
51:04
Speaker 2: He's just a punk ass sometimes. Hello? Hey, hi. How
51:09
Speaker 2: are you?
51:09
Speaker 4: Hey, what's up, man?
51:12
Speaker 1: You're live right now.
51:13
Speaker 2: I wanted to call and say hi. It's been a
51:16
Speaker 2: long time.
51:17
Speaker 4: It has been a while.
51:19
Speaker 2: And your ass has been all over this damn globe.
51:21
Speaker 2: How you been?
51:24
Speaker 4: Good, good. Just, yeah, working on comics and.
51:31
Speaker 2: I don't know, yeah, just traveling and.
51:34
Speaker 1: Watching football How was the Broadway Comic Con?
51:36
Speaker 2: That was what?
51:39
Speaker 4: The Spain? The Malaga?
51:41
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah.
51:43
Speaker 4: Well, the con itself.
51:45
Speaker 9: Was not great because it's like people that have money
51:50
Speaker 9: but have no idea how to operate a show Okay
51:56
Speaker 9: So the show itself wasn't that great but everything else
51:58
Speaker 9: around it was awesome.
52:00
Speaker 2: Okay You good? Everything else is good? How's Bonnie, your wife?
52:06
Speaker 2: How's she doing? Oh, your boy just went off to
52:09
Speaker 2: the Navy, right?
52:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
52:12
Speaker 9: He just left Guam on his way to, I guess,
52:16
Speaker 9: their next stop is Japan.
52:17
Speaker 2: Nice. You've got a lot of shit going on, man.
52:21
Speaker 2: That's nice.
52:23
Speaker 1: The Hintzes are world travelers.
52:26
Speaker 2: Apparently.
52:27
Speaker 4: And that's not always been the case.
52:29
Speaker 9: So it's kind of a... you know, just in the last, uh, five,
52:33
Speaker 9: six years as, uh, yeah, just traveling like crazy.
52:38
Speaker 1: What, what's your, where's, where's the favorite place you've been
52:41
Speaker 1: this year?
52:43
Speaker 9: I mean, Spain, Spain for sure.
52:46
Speaker 2: Okay.
52:47
Speaker 1: Okay.
52:47
Speaker 4: Did you say Orlando?
52:50
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say like.
52:52
Speaker 2: I was like Orlando, obviously he's like Orlando. I think
53:02
Speaker 2: if not, it's a San Antonio for sure.
53:08
Speaker 4: Mediocre two horse town. Yeah, that's it.
53:11
Speaker 3: That's the one.
53:12
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen Cleburne? Okay.
53:16
Speaker 2: How you been? Everything good.
53:19
Speaker 3: Um, you know, yeah.
53:20
Speaker 4: Good as it could be, I guess.
53:22
Speaker 1: What's wrong?
53:22
Speaker 2: Are you all right?
53:24
Speaker 1: No, it's good. It's good.
53:25
Speaker 6: I've just been, uh, it's been drawn like crazy.
53:29
Speaker 2: I've, uh, I saw that, uh, you've had a couple
53:32
Speaker 2: of good, uh, I don't, is it you drawing those
53:35
Speaker 2: pictures of the revolver and the chick and the dude?
53:39
Speaker 2: Oh my God. That one, the, the guy, I think
53:42
Speaker 2: of the guy with the, uh, it was so much
53:44
Speaker 2: detailed to him. I thought it was amazing.
53:46
Speaker 4: Yeah.
53:46
Speaker 1: Yeah.
53:47
Speaker 2: I thought it was great.
53:48
Speaker 3: All right.
53:49
Speaker 2: Man yeah shit but i don't interact with anything because
53:52
Speaker 2: i don't want my algorithm to think i like those
53:55
Speaker 2: kind of shit but it's on my personal page you
54:00
Speaker 2: know i mean we're friends on personal but yeah i'm
54:02
Speaker 2: like right i'm not doing that.
54:04
Speaker 1: One so if there's not a peanut and he's not
54:07
Speaker 1: liking it.
54:08
Speaker 2: Well yeah got a big big vein.
54:10
Speaker 4: That's what it is yeah yeah that's what it is.
54:14
Speaker 1: That's all he goes.
54:15
Speaker 4: For these days.
54:16
Speaker 1: It's all veiny beans.
54:18
Speaker 6: It's crazy.
54:18
Speaker 2: It's got to be veiny. If not, I'm not. We
54:20
Speaker 2: got a question here. I'm going to bring you in
54:22
Speaker 2: on this one, all right? Would you rather throw a
54:25
Speaker 2: pizza at Freddy's eye from Five Nights at Freddy's or
54:29
Speaker 2: throw a chocolate cake at him?
54:33
Speaker 4: Throw a what?
54:34
Speaker 2: Chocolate cake. It's either a chocolate cake or a pizza.
54:38
Speaker 1: At his eye.
54:39
Speaker 2: At his eye.
54:40
Speaker 1: I don't know. Weird.
54:44
Speaker 4: That's a weird either or.
54:45
Speaker 2: It came in from Lee Marvin Martins. Lee Marvin Martins 0309.
54:51
Speaker 2: There we go.
54:53
Speaker 1: I'm going to throw pizza because it's hot and he's
55:00
Speaker 1: trying to kill me. So I want to burn his
55:03
Speaker 1: eye with pizza.
55:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do pizza as well.
55:08
Speaker 4: So you're assuming it's a hot slice. That's what you're
55:10
Speaker 4: going with.
55:11
Speaker 2: Obviously, yeah. Yeah, we're doing the hot slice there.
55:16
Speaker 6: I feel like there's no chance that it's hot enough
55:19
Speaker 6: to do any major damage.
55:20
Speaker 4: I'm throwing chocolate cake because it's just.
55:24
Speaker 4: It's just messy as fuck.
55:27
Speaker 2: Shit just goes everywhere. Alright, that's fine.
55:31
Speaker 1: Does the chocolate cake have sprinkles? Yeah, of course. That's
55:35
Speaker 1: an added wrinkle that maybe I get like a sprinkle
55:38
Speaker 1: stuck in his eye and he's like, ah! You know?
55:43
Speaker 2: Yeah there's a chance yeah Billy Joe I'll wear that
55:47
Speaker 2: hashtag for Lizzie shirt next week and then what's.
55:50
Speaker 1: On the pizza like well I mean we're just talking
55:53
Speaker 1: is there onions on the pizza because then if I
55:55
Speaker 1: could get onion in his eye you know there's a
55:59
Speaker 1: lot of there's a lot I need I need more
56:01
Speaker 1: answers what type of.
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Speaker 6: Pizza well typically the onion that would be on a
56:06
Speaker 6: pizza would be a red onion and red onions aren't.
56:08
Speaker 4: Overly like they're not overly.
56:11
Speaker 6: Aggressive onions as far as onions go so i don't
56:14
Speaker 6: think it's going to make that big of an impact.
56:15
Speaker 1: Yeah well i mean i worked at papa john's and
56:17
Speaker 1: we used white onions so.
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Speaker 2: Yeah most other ones they do purple though yeah i
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Speaker 2: don't know i don't know what what it was 28
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Speaker 2: years ago but you know here in the common day
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Speaker 2: fella it's a little bit different.
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Speaker 4: Back in my day, we used wide engines.
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Speaker 2: Jesus. What's your, uh, what's your next road trip? Where
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Speaker 2: are you, where are you heading next?
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Speaker 6: Uh, I don't have anything the rest of this year. Uh,
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Speaker 6: so next year I've got, uh, starting the year off,
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Speaker 6: I think.
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Speaker 4: With new Orleans in January.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Um, and then, uh, let's see what else, uh, Orlando
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Speaker 4: for sure.
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Speaker 6: But I mean, you know, because it's.
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Speaker 2: Such a great, it's like Orlando and San Diego. Those
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Speaker 2: are the two top like tier is Orlando that great.
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Speaker 1: Is it that great? It's New York or San Diego
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Speaker 1: or the big cons.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so Orlando, New York and San Diego. How about that?
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Speaker 6: Yeah. That is the big, that's the biggest trio. C2E2
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Speaker 6: is pretty big. Chicago's show is pretty big.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I mean, besides the fact you're in the capital of
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Speaker 1: the U.S.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: Chicago? Murder capital?
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Speaker 4: Oh, murder capital. I thought you said capital of the U.S.
57:41
Speaker 3: Murder.
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Speaker 2: Murder. I was pretty sure it's Santa Anita or whatever
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Speaker 2: over there. I've seen Lost Boys, and yeah, well, that's
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Speaker 2: not accurate, sir. I know that's something else.
57:54
Speaker 1: Well, that's vampires, okay? We're talking about just real people.
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Speaker 1: Billy Joe said I throw pineapple pieces since no one's
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Speaker 1: going to eat it anyways.
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Speaker 2: I fucking love pineapple.
58:05
Speaker 1: That's a hot sports opinion right there.
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Speaker 2: You can eat pineapple and ham, Canadian bacon, or whatever
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Speaker 2: you want to call it.
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Speaker 3: I'm in.
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Speaker 2: I'm so in. Oof. I don't really have.
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Speaker 6: I think it's funny that people have a strong opinion
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Speaker 6: about being anti-pineapple on pizza. It's not my favorite. It's
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Speaker 6: not a go-to.
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Speaker 4: It's not that bad. It's not like, oh my God,
58:28
Speaker 4: this is.
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Speaker 2: They just want to be weirdos. I want to fit
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Speaker 2: in so bad that I'll say this and that. It's
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Speaker 2: not even that crazy. It's not even a disruptive... at
58:44
Speaker 2: this point.
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Speaker 1: I don't want to fruit my beer.
58:48
Speaker 2: I'm not burning down France or Paris over this shit.
58:51
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
58:52
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd probably burn down like Paris or France.
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Speaker 2: You're not burning down shit. Your ass ain't leaving your house.
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Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
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Speaker 1: They're not doing anything.
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Speaker 2: He's not even getting out of the house. 18 naked
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Speaker 2: cowboys in the shower at Ram Ranch. i don't even
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Speaker 2: know what that.
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Speaker 1: Is he's commented it twice so far.
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Speaker 2: Yeah thanks thanks uh yeah no one cares uh white
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Speaker 2: onions aggressive shocker there oh i mean no i mean
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Speaker 2: it's not.
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Speaker 1: Easy easy I'll.
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Speaker 2: Bring it on now I almost said we I just
59:39
Speaker 2: wanted to call and say hi it's been a while
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Speaker 2: man it's been a while I know it's late.
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Speaker 7: I think the algorithm is I don't like your shit
59:50
Speaker 7: doesn't show up anymore for whatever reason I don't really
59:53
Speaker 7: know why.
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Speaker 2: Don't worry about it don't worry about it I just
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Speaker 2: you know I said tonight, I was like, you know,
1:00:00
Speaker 2: I've already had a couple. We've been hanging around. I'm like,
1:00:02
Speaker 2: I'm calling everybody, you know, everybody that we used to
1:00:05
Speaker 2: talk to. And I know the algorithm gets involved. Everybody's
1:00:10
Speaker 2: got everything going on. Life happens. But I was like,
1:00:15
Speaker 2: fuck it, dude. I'm just calling people. I want to reconnect.
1:00:18
Speaker 2: That's what I want to do. I want to reconnect.
1:00:22
Speaker 2: It's been a while. It's been too long. Yeah, it has.
1:00:25
Speaker 4: It has been too long.
1:00:27
Speaker 1: How do you feel about broccoli, cauliflower, cheddar cheese pizza?
1:00:31
Speaker 2: I never had it. I'm willing to try it, though.
1:00:34
Speaker 6: That doesn't really sound like pizza. Like pizza to me?
1:00:39
Speaker 2: It sounds like keto pizza.
1:00:42
Speaker 6: That feels like a casserole.
1:00:46
Speaker 1: That's called a casserole.
1:00:49
Speaker 2: You're on the wrong demographic. Just head a little bit north.
1:00:52
Speaker 2: Find yourself in the Midwest. Throw some tater tots on
1:00:55
Speaker 2: that shit. You know what I'm saying?
1:00:56
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm telling you. And I got to meet
1:01:01
Speaker 1: up with you here soon, Henson, because I need to
1:01:03
Speaker 1: get my comic from you. That's right.
1:01:05
Speaker 4: That's right.
1:01:07
Speaker 1: Snow Monkey comic.
1:01:08
Speaker 2: I was going to say Snow Monkey, right? Oh, my God.
1:01:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:01:12
Speaker 4: Can you believe it? It came in.
1:01:13
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:01:14
Speaker 1: And for some reason, it's a 9-6. Yeah.
1:01:18
Speaker 4: Yeah. For whatever idiotic reason.
1:01:21
Speaker 2: Because he stepped on it. He put it in the
1:01:24
Speaker 2: box and him and his hot-ass old lady stepped on
1:01:27
Speaker 2: the box. Yeah, that's the problem. These guys are like
1:01:30
Speaker 2: fucking two-stepping on everything. You know what I mean? Because
1:01:34
Speaker 2: I'll sign your goddamn comic, but I'm going to step
1:01:37
Speaker 2: on it first to tell you how much this box works.
1:01:40
Speaker 6: I thought for sure that it was never showing up.
1:01:42
Speaker 6: I thought we're never going to get this thing. And
1:01:47
Speaker 6: I got to imagine, is it just sitting on a
1:01:49
Speaker 6: Like on a shelf in the back and everyone's like, hey,
1:01:52
Speaker 6: here's a box.
1:01:55
Speaker 4: Where's this from?
1:01:56
Speaker 1: So I had two scenarios in my mind. One graded
1:02:01
Speaker 1: and one not graded. And they're both sitting in your
1:02:04
Speaker 1: office in front of your desk on your wall. And
1:02:07
Speaker 1: you just stared at it every time you sat at
1:02:09
Speaker 1: your desk and go, fuck out.
1:02:12
Speaker 2: Everybody says that. It's not him exclusive.
1:02:19
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, I don't know what I did.
1:02:20
Speaker 1: I just had him draw a cool snow monkey and
1:02:23
Speaker 1: sign a comic. I don't know, man. I was a
1:02:27
Speaker 1: fan of his comic. I'm sorry.
1:02:30
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a casserole or on a piece of
1:02:33
Speaker 2: pita bread. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe, buddy.
1:02:36
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe.
1:02:37
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
1:02:41
Speaker 4: It did get shipped off.
1:02:42
Speaker 6: I did not have it sitting in front of my
1:02:44
Speaker 6: desk where I stared at it every day when I
1:02:46
Speaker 6: talked to you.
1:02:47
Speaker 1: You know what?
1:02:50
Speaker 2: I've called him like, hey, man.
1:02:52
Speaker 1: He's like, man, I don't fucking know. He's just petting it.
1:02:56
Speaker 1: He's just caressing it. I have no idea where it is, man.
1:02:59
Speaker 2: Keep it together.
1:03:02
Speaker 4: What an evil bit that would be.
1:03:05
Speaker 1: He's, he's at home in the bathtub. Just text me, man.
1:03:07
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Your comic man, as he's
1:03:09
Speaker 1: in the bathtub with it, you know, just hanging out,
1:03:13
Speaker 1: just hanging out. He's got a little, uh, he's got
1:03:17
Speaker 1: tunes in the background.
1:03:18
Speaker 4: Oh, a heavy.
1:03:21
Speaker 2: A heavy pour a glass of wine for sure. Oh
1:03:24
Speaker 2: my God. It's absurd at this point.
1:03:27
Speaker 3: Oh man.
1:03:28
Speaker 2: All right. Hanson. Well, we love you. Thanks for answering
1:03:31
Speaker 2: the phone. Uh, we'll talk to you soon. How about that?
1:03:34
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:03:35
Speaker 2: Take care.
1:03:36
Speaker 4: We'll talk soon.
1:03:37
Speaker 1: Love you, buddy.
1:03:38
Speaker 4: Bye.
1:03:40
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That's why I call back. I go,
1:03:43
Speaker 2: he's got that dude on a service ship, but if
1:03:45
Speaker 2: I call back, if I hit him again, he's going
1:03:47
Speaker 2: to answer. You're going to get through? Yeah, I'll get through.
1:03:51
Speaker 2: I got that shit on most people's things. We got through. Yeah.
1:03:58
Speaker 2: You know what? Let's finish this up, and we'll head
1:04:01
Speaker 2: out to have another beer or so.
1:04:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:04:06
Speaker 2: It's early in the evening. We got Thursday night football
1:04:08
Speaker 2: going on. It's third quarter, five minutes left. Um, big
1:04:13
Speaker 2: shout out to, uh, Billy Joe picking up the horn.
1:04:16
Speaker 1: Also, I don't even know anymore.
1:04:19
Speaker 2: Like big show. Michael Henson for picking up the horn
1:04:24
Speaker 2: as well. You know, just, it's great. It's so much fun.
1:04:29
Speaker 2: We got to have him back on the show. I'd
1:04:31
Speaker 2: love to have Billy Joe just sit here and talk about, uh,
1:04:35
Speaker 2: You know, Ash.
1:04:37
Speaker 1: Thank you, Erwin, for joining us. You know, we appreciate it.
1:04:42
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:04:43
Speaker 1: Well, you know, but he joined us tonight. El Poop Beans. Yeah. Ivan.
1:04:47
Speaker 1: Ivan coming in clutch here for a majority of the
1:04:50
Speaker 1: show today, if not the whole show.
1:04:51
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1:04:52
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