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- 0:18Speaker 1: The Invisible Man by H. G. Wells, Chapter three, The
- 0:24Speaker 1: thousand and one Bottles. So it was that on the
- 0:30Speaker 1: twenty ninth day of February, at the beginning of the thaw,
- 0:33Speaker 1: this singular person fell out of infinity into Iping village.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Next day his luggage arrived through the slush, and very
- 0:41Speaker 1: remarkable luggage it was. There were a couple of trunks,
- 0:44Speaker 1: indeed such as a rational man might need. But in
- 0:48Speaker 1: addition there were a box of books, big fat books,
- 0:52Speaker 1: of which some were just in an incomprehensible handwriting, and
- 0:56Speaker 1: a dozen or more crates, boxes and cases containing objects
- 1:00Speaker 1: packed in straw. As it seemed a haul tugging with
- 1:02Speaker 1: a casual curiosity at the straw glass bottles. The stranger,
- 1:09Speaker 1: muffled in hat, coat, gloves and wrapper, came out impatiently
- 1:12Speaker 1: to meet Fearnside's cart, while Hall, who was having a
- 1:15Speaker 1: word or so of gossip preparatory to helping them in
- 1:18Speaker 1: out he came, not noticing Fearnside's dog, who was sniffing
- 1:22Speaker 1: in a diletant spirit at Hall's legs. Come along with
- 1:25Speaker 1: those boxes, he said, I've been waiting long enough, and
- 1:29Speaker 1: he came down the steps towards the tail of the cart,
- 1:32Speaker 1: as if to lay hands on the smaller crate. No
- 1:36Speaker 1: sooner had fear Inside's dog caught sight of him, however,
- 1:39Speaker 1: than it began to bristle and growl savagely, and when
- 1:42Speaker 1: he rushed down the steps, it gave an undecided hop
- 1:45Speaker 1: and then sprang straight at his hand. Whew, cried Hall,
- 1:48Speaker 1: jumping back, for he was no hero with dogs, and
- 1:52Speaker 1: fear Inside howled lie down and snatched his whip. They
- 1:56Speaker 1: saw the dog's teeth had slipped the hand, heard a kick,
- 2:00Speaker 1: saw the dog execute a flanking jub and get home
- 2:03Speaker 1: on the stranger's leg, and heard the rip of his trousering.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Then the finer end of Fearnscide's whip reached his property,
- 2:09Speaker 1: and the dog, yelping with dismay, retreated under the wheels
- 2:13Speaker 1: of the wagon. Was all the business of a swift
- 2:16Speaker 1: half minute. No one spoke, everyone shouted, the stranger glanced
- 2:21Speaker 1: swiftly at his torn glove and at his leg, made
- 2:24Speaker 1: as if he would stoop to the latter, then turned
- 2:27Speaker 1: and rushed swiftly up the steps into the inn. They
- 2:30Speaker 1: heard him go headlong across the passage and up the
- 2:32Speaker 1: uncarpeted steps to his bedroom. You brute, you said Feernside,
- 2:37Speaker 1: climbing off the wagon with his whip in his hand,
- 2:38Speaker 1: while the dog watched him through the wheel. Come here,
- 2:41Speaker 1: said Fearnside. You'd better Hall had stood gaping. He was bit,
- 2:47Speaker 1: said Hall, I'd better go to see to him, and
- 2:50Speaker 1: he trotted after the stranger. He met missus Hall in
- 2:53Speaker 1: the passage. Garry his dog, he said, bitten. He went
- 2:58Speaker 1: straight upstairs, and the stranger door being ajar, he pushed
- 3:01Speaker 1: it open and was entering without any ceremony, Being of
- 3:04Speaker 1: a naturally sympathetic turn of mind. The blind was down
- 3:08Speaker 1: and the room dim. He caught a glimpse of a
- 3:11Speaker 1: most singular thing, what seemed a handless arm waving towards him,
- 3:16Speaker 1: and a face of three huge indeterminate spots on white,
- 3:19Speaker 1: very like the face of a pale pansy. Then he
- 3:23Speaker 1: was struck violently in the chest, hurled back and the
- 3:25Speaker 1: door slammed in his face and locked. It was so
- 3:28Speaker 1: rapid that he gave him no time to observe a
- 3:31Speaker 1: waving of indecipherable shapes, a blow, and a concussion. There
- 3:37Speaker 1: he stood on the dark little landing, wondering what it
- 3:39Speaker 1: might have been that he had seen. A couple of
- 3:43Speaker 1: minutes later he rejoined the little group that had formed
- 3:45Speaker 1: outside the coach and horses. There was fear inside, telling
- 3:49Speaker 1: about it all over again for the second time. There
- 3:51Speaker 1: was Missus Hall saying his dog didn't have no business
- 3:53Speaker 1: to bite her guests. There was Huckster, the general dealer
- 3:57Speaker 1: from over the road, interrogative, and sand Wedges from the
- 4:00Speaker 1: forge judicial, besides women and children, all of them saying fatuities.
- 4:06Speaker 1: I wouldn't let him bite me. I knows tasn't right
- 4:09Speaker 1: to have such dogs. What'd he bitin' for? Then and
- 4:12Speaker 1: so forth Missus Hall, staring at them from the steps
- 4:16Speaker 1: and listening, found it incredible that he had seen anything
- 4:19Speaker 1: so very remarkable happen, Nut says. Besides, his vocalary was
- 4:23Speaker 1: altogether too limited to express his impressions. He don't want
- 4:28Speaker 1: no help, he says, he said, in answer to his
- 4:30Speaker 1: wife's inquiry. We'd better be taken of his luggage in
- 4:35Speaker 1: your tabit cauterized at once, said mister Huckster. Especially if
- 4:37Speaker 1: it's all inflamed, I'd shoot, and That's what I'd do,
- 4:40Speaker 1: said a lady in the group. Suddenly the dog began
- 4:43Speaker 1: growling again. Come along, cried an angry voice in the doorway,
- 4:47Speaker 1: and there stood the muffled stranger, with his collar turned
- 4:49Speaker 1: up and his hat brim bent down. The sooner you
- 4:52Speaker 1: get those things in, the better I'll be pleased. It
- 4:56Speaker 1: is stated by an anonymous bystander that his trousers and
- 4:59Speaker 1: gloves had been changed. Was you urt, sir, said Feirnside.
- 5:03Speaker 1: I'm rare sorry the dog not a bit, said the stranger.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Never broke the skin. Hurry up with those things, he
- 5:10Speaker 1: then swore to himself, said mister Hall asserts directly. The
- 5:16Speaker 1: first crate was in in accordance with his directions, carried
- 5:19Speaker 1: into the parlor. The stranger flung himself upon it with
- 5:22Speaker 1: extraordinary eagerness and began to unpack it, scattering the straw
- 5:26Speaker 1: with an utter disregard of missus Hall's carpet, and from
- 5:29Speaker 1: it he began to produce bottles. Little fat bottles containing powders,
- 5:34Speaker 1: small and slender bottles containing colored and white fluids, fluted
- 5:38Speaker 1: blue bottles, labeled poison, bottles with round bodies and slender necks,
- 5:42Speaker 1: large green glass bottles, large white glass bottles, bottles with
- 5:46Speaker 1: glass stoppers and frosted labels, bottles with fine corks, bottles
- 5:50Speaker 1: with bungs, bottles with wooden caps, wine bottles, salad oil bottles,
- 5:56Speaker 1: putting them in rows on the chiffonnier, on the mantle,
- 5:58Speaker 1: on the table, under the window, round the floor, on
- 6:01Speaker 1: the bookshelf, everywhere. The chemist's shop in Bramblehurst could not
- 6:05Speaker 1: boast half so many. Quite a sight. It was crate
- 6:09Speaker 1: after crate yielded bottles, until all six were empty and
- 6:12Speaker 1: the table high with straw. The only things that came
- 6:15Speaker 1: out of these crates beside the bottles were a number
- 6:17Speaker 1: of test tubes and a carefully packed balance, And directly
- 6:22Speaker 1: the crates were unpacked. The stranger went to the window
- 6:25Speaker 1: and set to work, not troubling in the least about
- 6:28Speaker 1: the litter of straw, the fire which had gone out,
- 6:30Speaker 1: the box of books outside, nor for the trunks and
- 6:33Speaker 1: other luggage that had gone upstairs. When missus Hall took
- 6:37Speaker 1: his dinner to him. He was already so absorbed in
- 6:39Speaker 1: his work pouring little drops out of the bottles in
- 6:42Speaker 1: test tubes, that he did not hear her until she
- 6:45Speaker 1: had swept away the bulk of the straw and put
- 6:47Speaker 1: the tray on the table with some little emphasis, perhaps
- 6:50Speaker 1: seeing the state that her floor was in. Then he
- 6:53Speaker 1: half turned his head and immediately turned it away again.
- 6:57Speaker 1: But she saw he had removed his glasses. They were
- 7:00Speaker 1: beside him on the table, and it seemed to her
- 7:02Speaker 1: that his eye sockets were extraordinarily hollow. He put on
- 7:06Speaker 1: his spectacles again, and then turned and faced her. She
- 7:10Speaker 1: was about to complain of the straw on the floor
- 7:12Speaker 1: when he anticipated her. I wish you wouldn't come in
- 7:15Speaker 1: without knocking, he said, in the tone of abnormal exasperation
- 7:19Speaker 1: that seemed so characteristic of him. I knocked, but seemingly
- 7:23Speaker 1: perhaps you did. But in my investigations, my really very
- 7:27Speaker 1: urgent and necessary investigations, the slightest disturbance the jar of
- 7:31Speaker 1: a door. I must ask you, certainly, sir, you can
- 7:36Speaker 1: turn the lock if you're like that, You know, any
- 7:39Speaker 1: time A very good idea, said the stranger. This straw, sir,
- 7:44Speaker 1: if I can be so bold as to remark, don't
- 7:48Speaker 1: if the straw makes trouble, put it down in the bill.
- 7:51Speaker 1: And he mumbled at her words suspiciously like curses. He
- 7:56Speaker 1: was so odd standing there, so aggressive and explosive, bottle
- 8:00Speaker 1: in one hand and test tube in the other, that
- 8:03Speaker 1: Missus Hall was quite alarmed. But she was a resolute woman,
- 8:07Speaker 1: in which case I should like to know, sir, what
- 8:09Speaker 1: you consider a shilling. Put down a shilling. Surely a
- 8:13Speaker 1: shilling's enough, So be it, said missus Hall, taking up
- 8:16Speaker 1: the tablecloth and beginning to spread it over the table.
- 8:20Speaker 1: If you're satisfied, of course, he turned and sat down
- 8:23Speaker 1: with his coat collar to water her. All the afternoon
- 8:27Speaker 1: he worked with the door locked, and, as missus Hall testifies,
- 8:31Speaker 1: for the most part, in silence. But once there was
- 8:34Speaker 1: a concussion and a sound of bottles ringing together as
- 8:36Speaker 1: though the table had been hit, and the smash of
- 8:39Speaker 1: a bottle flung violently down, and then a rapid pacing
- 8:43Speaker 1: athwart the room. Fearing something was the matter, she went
- 8:47Speaker 1: to the door and listened, not caring to knock. I
- 8:52Speaker 1: can't go on, he was raving, I can't go on
- 8:55Speaker 1: three hundred thousand, four hundred thousand, the huge multitude cheating
- 9:00Speaker 1: all my life. It may take me patience, patience indeed
- 9:04Speaker 1: full fool. There was a noise of hob nails on
- 9:09Speaker 1: the bricks in the bar, and missus Hall had very
- 9:11Speaker 1: reluctantly to leave the rest of his soliloquy. When she returned,
- 9:16Speaker 1: the room was silent again, save for the faint crepitation
- 9:19Speaker 1: of his chair and the occasional clink of a bottle.
- 9:23Speaker 1: It was all over. The stranger had resumed his work.
- 9:27Speaker 1: When she took in his tea, she saw broken glass
- 9:30Speaker 1: in the corner of the room, under the concave mirror,
- 9:33Speaker 1: and a golden stain that had been carelessly wiped. She
- 9:36Speaker 1: called attention to it. Put it down in the bill,
- 9:39Speaker 1: snapped her visitor. For God's sake, don't worry me if
- 9:42Speaker 1: there's damage done, put it down in the bill, and
- 9:46Speaker 1: he went on ticking a list in the exercise book
- 9:48Speaker 1: before him. I'll tell you something, said Fernside, mysteriously. It
- 9:54Speaker 1: was late in the afternoon, and they were in a
- 9:55Speaker 1: little beer shop of eyeping Hanger. Well, said Teddy Henry,
- 10:01Speaker 1: this chap you're speaking of what my dog bit. Well,
- 10:03Speaker 1: he's black leastways his legs are. I see through the
- 10:06Speaker 1: tear of his trousers and the tear of his glove.
- 10:09Speaker 1: You'd have expected a sort of pinky to show, wouldn't you. Well,
- 10:12Speaker 1: there wasn't none, just blackness. I tell you, he's as
- 10:15Speaker 1: black as my hat, my sex, said Henfrey. It's a
- 10:18Speaker 1: rummy case altogether. Why his nose is as pink as paint,
- 10:23Speaker 1: that's true, said Ferenscide. I knows that, And I tell
- 10:26Speaker 1: you why. I'm thinking that man's a pie bold teddy,
- 10:29Speaker 1: black here and white there in patches, and he's ashamed
- 10:32Speaker 1: of it. He's a kind of arf breed, and the
- 10:34Speaker 1: color's come off patchy instead of mixing. I've heard of
- 10:36Speaker 1: such things before, and it's the common way with horses,
- 10:39Speaker 1: as any one can see. Chapter four, Mister Cuss interviews
- 10:47Speaker 1: the Stranger. I have told the circumstances of the Stranger's
- 10:52Speaker 1: arrival in Iping with a certain fullness of detail, in
- 10:56Speaker 1: order that the curious impression he created may be understood
- 10:59Speaker 1: by the reader. But excepting two odd incidents, the circumstances
- 11:03Speaker 1: of his stay until the extraordinary day of the Club
- 11:05Speaker 1: Festival may be passed over very cursorily. There were a
- 11:09Speaker 1: number of skirmishes with Missus Hall on matters of domestic discipline,
- 11:13Speaker 1: but in every case until late April, when the first
- 11:15Speaker 1: signs of penury began, he overwrote her by the easy
- 11:18Speaker 1: expedient of an extra payment. Hall did not like him,
- 11:24Speaker 1: and whenever he dared he talked of the advisability of
- 11:27Speaker 1: getting rid of him. But he showed his dislike chiefly
- 11:30Speaker 1: by concealing it ostentatiously and avoiding his visitor as much
- 11:34Speaker 1: as possible. Wait till the summer, said Missus Hall, sagely,
- 11:38Speaker 1: when the artists are beginning to come. Then we'll see.
- 11:42Speaker 1: He may be a bit overbearing, But Bill's settled punctual.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Is Bill settled punctual? Whatever you'd like to say. The
- 11:50Speaker 1: stranger did not go to church, and indeed made no
- 11:53Speaker 1: difference between Sunday and the irreligious days, even in costume.
- 11:58Speaker 1: He worked as Missus Hall thought, very fit. Some days
- 12:01Speaker 1: he would come down early and be continuously busy. On
- 12:04Speaker 1: others he would rise late, pace his room, fretting audibly
- 12:07Speaker 1: for hours together, smoke, sleep in the armchair by the fire.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Communication with the world beyond the village. He had none
- 12:15Speaker 1: his temper continued very uncertain. For the most part, his
- 12:18Speaker 1: manner was that of a man suffering under almost unendurable provocation,
- 12:22Speaker 1: and once or twice things were snapped, torn, crushed, or
- 12:25Speaker 1: broken in spasmodic gusts of violence. He seemed under a
- 12:30Speaker 1: chronic irritation of the greatest intensity. His habit of talking
- 12:35Speaker 1: to himself in a low voice grew steadily upon him.
- 12:38Speaker 1: But though missus Hall listened conscientiously, as she could make
- 12:41Speaker 1: neither head nor tail of what she heard. He rarely
- 12:45Speaker 1: went abroad by daylight, but at twilight he would go out,
- 12:49Speaker 1: muffled up invisibly, whether the weather were cold or not,
- 12:52Speaker 1: and he chose the loneliest paths and those most overshadowed
- 12:55Speaker 1: by trees and banks. His goggling spectacles and ghastly bandaged
- 12:59Speaker 1: face under the penthouse of his hat came with a
- 13:02Speaker 1: disagreeable suddenness out of the darkness upon one or two
- 13:05Speaker 1: home going laborers, and Teddy Henry, tumbling out of the
- 13:08Speaker 1: scarlet coat one night at half past nine, was scared
- 13:11Speaker 1: shamefully by the stranger's skull like head. He was walking,
- 13:14Speaker 1: hat in hand, lit by the sudden light of the
- 13:17Speaker 1: opened inn door. Such children as saw him at nightfall
- 13:22Speaker 1: dreamt of bogies, and it seemed doubtful whether he disliked
- 13:25Speaker 1: boys more than they disliked him, or the reverse, But
- 13:28Speaker 1: there was certainly a vivid enough dislike on either side.
- 13:33Speaker 1: It was inevitable that a person of so remarkable an
- 13:35Speaker 1: appearance and bearing should form a frequent topic in such
- 13:38Speaker 1: a village as iping opinion was greatly divided about his occupation.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Missus Hall was sensitive on the point. When questioned, she
- 13:48Speaker 1: explained very carefully that he was an experimental investigator, going
- 13:52Speaker 1: gingerly over the syllables as one who dreads pitfalls. When
- 13:56Speaker 1: asked what an experimental investigator was, she would say, with
- 13:59Speaker 1: a touch of superiority, that most educated people knew such
- 14:03Speaker 1: things as that, and would thus explain that he'd discovered things.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Her visitor had had an accident, she said, which temporarily
- 14:11Speaker 1: discolored his face and hands, and being of a sensitive disposition,
- 14:15Speaker 1: he was averse to any public notice of the fact.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Out of her hearing, there was a view largely entertained
- 14:22Speaker 1: that he was a criminal trying to escape from justice
- 14:24Speaker 1: by wrapping himself up so as to conceal himself altogether
- 14:27Speaker 1: from the eye of the police. This idea sprang from
- 14:30Speaker 1: the brain of mister Teddy Henfrey. No crime of any
- 14:34Speaker 1: magnitude dating from the middle or end of February was
- 14:36Speaker 1: known to have occurred. Elaborated in the imagination of mister Gould,
- 14:40Speaker 1: the probationary assistant in the National School, this theory took
- 14:43Speaker 1: the form that the stranger was an anarchist in disguise
- 14:47Speaker 1: preparing explosives, and he resolved to undertake such detective operations
- 14:51Speaker 1: as his time permitted. These consisted, for the most part,
- 14:55Speaker 1: in looking very hard at the stranger whenever they met,
- 14:58Speaker 1: or in asking people who had never seen the stranger
- 15:00Speaker 1: leading questions about him, but he detected nothing. Another school
- 15:06Speaker 1: of opinion followed mister Fernside and either accepted the Piebald
- 15:09Speaker 1: view or some modification of it, as for instance, Silas Durgan,
- 15:13Speaker 1: who was heard to assert, if he chose to show
- 15:15Speaker 1: himself at fairs, he'll make his fortune in no time,
- 15:18Speaker 1: and being a bit of a theologian, compared the stranger
- 15:21Speaker 1: to the man with the one talent. Yet another view
- 15:24Speaker 1: explained the entire man by regarding the stranger as a
- 15:27Speaker 1: harmless lunatic that had the advantage of accounting for everything straightway.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Between these main groups, there were waverers and compromises. Sussex
- 15:38Speaker 1: folk have few superstitions, and it was only after the
- 15:41Speaker 1: events of early April that the thought of the supernatural
- 15:44Speaker 1: was first whispered in the village. Even then it was
- 15:47Speaker 1: only credited among the women folk. But whatever they thought
- 15:52Speaker 1: of him, people in iping on the whole agreed in
- 15:54Speaker 1: disliking him. His irritability, though it might have been comprehensible
- 15:59Speaker 1: to an urban brain worker, was an amazing thing to
- 16:02Speaker 1: these quiet Sussex villages. The frantic gesticulations they surprised now
- 16:07Speaker 1: and then, the headlong pace after nightfall that swept him
- 16:10Speaker 1: upon them round quiet corners, the inhuman bludgeoning of all
- 16:14Speaker 1: tensative advances of curiosity, the taste for twilight that led
- 16:18Speaker 1: to the closing of doors, the pulling of blinds, the
- 16:20Speaker 1: extinction of candles and lamps. Who could agree with such
- 16:24Speaker 1: goings on, they drew aside as he passed down the village,
- 16:28Speaker 1: and when he had gone by, young humorists would go
- 16:31Speaker 1: up with coat collars and down with hat brims, and
- 16:34Speaker 1: go pacing nervously after him, in imitation of his occult bearing.
- 16:38Speaker 1: There was a song popular at that time called the
- 16:41Speaker 1: bogey Man. Miss Satchell sang it in the school room
- 16:44Speaker 1: concert in aid of the church lamps, and thereafter, whenever
- 16:47Speaker 1: one of the two villages were gathered together and the
- 16:50Speaker 1: stranger appeared, a bar or so of this tune, more
- 16:53Speaker 1: or less sharp or flat, was whistled in the midst
- 16:56Speaker 1: of them. Also, belated little children would call ogieman after
- 17:01Speaker 1: him and make off tremulously elated, Cuss, the general practitioner,
- 17:07Speaker 1: was devoured by curiosity. The bandages excited his professional interest.
- 17:12Speaker 1: The report of the thousand and one bottles aroused his
- 17:15Speaker 1: jealous regard. All through April and May, he coveted an
- 17:19Speaker 1: opportunity of talking to the stranger, and at last, towards whitsuntide,
- 17:23Speaker 1: he could stand it no longer, but hit upon the
- 17:25Speaker 1: subscription list for a village nurse as an excuse. He
- 17:29Speaker 1: was surprised to find that mister Hall did not know
- 17:31Speaker 1: his guest's name. He give a name, said missus Hall,
- 17:35Speaker 1: an assertion which was quite unfounded. But I didn't rightly
- 17:39Speaker 1: hear it. She thought it seemed so silly not to
- 17:42Speaker 1: know the man's name. Cuss rapped at the parlor door
- 17:47Speaker 1: and entered. There was a fairly audible imprecation from within.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Pardon my intrusion, said Cuss, and then the door closed
- 17:55Speaker 1: and cut missus Hall off from the rest of the conversation.
- 18:00Speaker 1: She could hear the murmur of voices for the next
- 18:02Speaker 1: ten minutes. Then a cry of surprise, a stirring of feet,
- 18:05Speaker 1: a chair flung aside, a bark of laughter. Quick steps
- 18:09Speaker 1: to the door, and Cuss appeared, his face white, his
- 18:12Speaker 1: eyes staring over his shoulder. He left the door open
- 18:16Speaker 1: behind him, and without looking at her, strode across the
- 18:19Speaker 1: hall and went down the steps, and she heard his
- 18:21Speaker 1: feet hurrying along the road. He carried his hat in
- 18:24Speaker 1: his hand. She stood behind the door, looking at the
- 18:28Speaker 1: open door of the parlor. Then she heard the stranger
- 18:31Speaker 1: laughing quietly, and his footsteps came across the room. She
- 18:35Speaker 1: could not see his face where she stood. The parlor
- 18:38Speaker 1: door slammed and the place was silent again. Cuss went
- 18:42Speaker 1: straight up to the village to bunting the vicar. Am
- 18:45Speaker 1: I mad? Cuss began abruptly as he entered the shabby
- 18:48Speaker 1: little study. Do I look like an insane person? What's happened?
- 18:53Speaker 1: Said the vicar, putting the ammonite on the loose sheets
- 18:56Speaker 1: of his forthcoming sermon the chap at the inn. Well,
- 19:02Speaker 1: give me something to drink, said Casson. He sat down
- 19:06Speaker 1: when his nerves had been steadied by a glass of
- 19:08Speaker 1: cheap sherry, the only drink the good vicar had available.
- 19:12Speaker 1: He told him of the interview he had just had.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Went in. He gasped and began to demand a subscription
- 19:18Speaker 1: for that nurse fund. He'd stuck his hands in his
- 19:21Speaker 1: pockets as I came in, and he sat down lumpily
- 19:23Speaker 1: in his chair, sniffed. I told him I'd heard he
- 19:27Speaker 1: took an interest in scientific things. He said yes, sniffed again,
- 19:31Speaker 1: kept on sniffing all the time, evidently recently caught an
- 19:34Speaker 1: infernal cold. When no wonder wrapped up like that, I
- 19:38Speaker 1: developed the nurse idea, and all the while kept my
- 19:41Speaker 1: eyes open. Bottles chemicals everywhere, balance test tubes in stands,
- 19:46Speaker 1: and a smell of evening primrose. Would he subscribe? Said
- 19:52Speaker 1: he'd considered him. Asked him point blank was he researching?
- 19:55Speaker 1: Said he was a long research. Got quite cross, a
- 19:59Speaker 1: damnable research, said he blowing the cork out, so to speak. Oh,
- 20:03Speaker 1: said I, and out came the grievance. The man was
- 20:06Speaker 1: just on the boil, and my question boiled him over.
- 20:09Speaker 1: He had been given a prescription, a most valuable prescription,
- 20:12Speaker 1: although what for he wouldn't say. Was it medical? Damn you?
- 20:16Speaker 1: What are you fishing? After I apologize, dignified sniff and cough,
- 20:22Speaker 1: he resumed he'd read it five ingredients, put it down,
- 20:27Speaker 1: turned his head. Draft of air from window, lifted the
- 20:30Speaker 1: paper swish rustle. He was working in a room with
- 20:33Speaker 1: an open fireplace. He saw saw a flicker, and there
- 20:36Speaker 1: was the prescription burning and lifting chimney wood rushed towards it,
- 20:40Speaker 1: just as it whisked up the chimney. So just at
- 20:44Speaker 1: that point, to illustrate his story, out came his arm. Well,
- 20:50Speaker 1: no hand, just an empty sleeve. Lord. I thought, that's
- 20:56Speaker 1: a deformity. Got a cork arm, I suppose, and has
- 20:59Speaker 1: taken it off. Then I thought, there's something odd in that.
- 21:03Speaker 1: What the devil keeps the sleeve up and open if
- 21:05Speaker 1: there's nothing in it. There was nothing in it, I
- 21:08Speaker 1: tell you, nothing down it right down to the joint.
- 21:11Speaker 1: I could see right down it to the elbow, and
- 21:13Speaker 1: there was a glimmer of light shining in through a
- 21:15Speaker 1: tear of cloth. Good God, I said. Then he stopped,
- 21:21Speaker 1: stared at me with those black goggles of his, and
- 21:23Speaker 1: then at his sleeve. Well that's all. He never said
- 21:29Speaker 1: a word, just glared and put his sleeve back in
- 21:32Speaker 1: his pocket. Quietly, I was saying, said he that there
- 21:37Speaker 1: was the prescription burning, wasn't I interrogative? Cough? Ha how
- 21:42Speaker 1: the devil said, I can you move an empty sleeve
- 21:46Speaker 1: like that? Empty sleeve? Yes, said I, an empty sleeve.
- 21:53Speaker 1: It's an empty sleeve, is it? You saw it as
- 21:55Speaker 1: an empty sleeve? He stood up right away. I stood
- 21:59Speaker 1: up too. He came towards me in three very slow steps,
- 22:02Speaker 1: and stood quite close sniffed venomously. I didn't flinch, though
- 22:07Speaker 1: I'm hanged if that bandage knob of his and those
- 22:09Speaker 1: blinkers aren't enough to unnerve any one coming quietly up
- 22:13Speaker 1: to you. You said it was an empty sleeve, he said, certainly,
- 22:17Speaker 1: I said, at staring and saying nothing, A bare faced man,
- 22:21Speaker 1: unspectacled starts scratch. Then very quietly he pulled his sleeve
- 22:26Speaker 1: out of his pocket again and raised his arm towards me,
- 22:29Speaker 1: as though he would show it to me again. He
- 22:32Speaker 1: did it, very, very slowly. I looked at it. Seemed
- 22:37Speaker 1: an age, well, said I, clearing my throat. There's nothing
- 22:41Speaker 1: in it. I had to say something. I was beginning
- 22:44Speaker 1: to feel frightened. I could see right down it. He
- 22:47Speaker 1: extended it straight towards me, slowly, slowly, just like that,
- 22:51Speaker 1: until the cuff was six inches from my face. Queer things,
- 22:55Speaker 1: see an empty sleeve come at you like that, And
- 22:58Speaker 1: then well, something exactly like a finger and thumb. It
- 23:04Speaker 1: felt nipped my nose bunting. Began to laugh. There wasn't
- 23:10Speaker 1: anything there, said Cuss, his voice running up into a
- 23:13Speaker 1: shriek at the there. It's all very well for you
- 23:16Speaker 1: to laugh, But I tell you, I was so startled.
- 23:18Speaker 1: I hit his cuff hard and turned around and cut
- 23:20Speaker 1: out of the room. I left him. Cuss stopped. There
- 23:25Speaker 1: was no mistaking the sincerity of his panic. He turned
- 23:29Speaker 1: round in a helpless way and took a second glass
- 23:31Speaker 1: of the excellent Vicars very inferior sherry. When I hit
- 23:35Speaker 1: his cuff, said Cuss, I tell you, it felt exactly
- 23:38Speaker 1: like hitting an arm. And there wasn't an arm. There
- 23:42Speaker 1: wasn't the ghost of an arm. Mister Bunting thought it over.
- 23:48Speaker 1: He looked suspiciously at Cuss. It's a most remarkable story,
- 23:53Speaker 1: he said. He looked very wise and grave. Indeed, it's really,
- 23:58Speaker 1: said mister Bunting, with judoeial emphasis, a most remarkable story,
- 24:06Speaker 1: end of Chapter four. Recorded in Nottingham, England, on the
- 24:12Speaker 1: thirteenth of March twenty o six by Alex Foster www
- 24:17Speaker 1: dot Alex Foster dot me dot uk.