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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
- 0:07Speaker 1: This week on the show, the legendary voice overcast.
- 0:11Speaker 2: Of a animated family.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Comedy celebrating its thirty fifth anniversary joins us in the studio.
- 0:18Speaker 1: That's right, we're talking to the character voices of the stand.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Wells, the act the stand Wells. These actors put on
- 0:27Speaker 3: a lot of different hats and a lot of different voices.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Each of them play multiple characters in the show, so
- 0:34Speaker 3: we talked to them about the process.
- 0:36Speaker 4: So gather on the table Sunday night, let's listen in.
- 0:44Speaker 5: Well, it's just like a Monday seeing all you guys
- 0:47Speaker 5: in here.
- 0:48Speaker 6: You let all these dogs in there.
- 0:52Speaker 1: I'm really glad they led me to come in and
- 0:55Speaker 1: not be on Zoom this time. That was a Roses season.
- 1:02Speaker 1: And also, weirdly, I'm the only one who's been asked
- 1:04Speaker 1: to stay on Zoom and stay at home, and you.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Guys are allowed to go back in. And I don't
- 1:09Speaker 2: understand why. It's probably those stupid fucking writers.
- 1:13Speaker 6: Because you didn't get vaccinated.
- 1:18Speaker 2: I think it's the writers. They've been going for.
- 1:20Speaker 7: Me almost You don't think this guy started on the writers.
- 1:25Speaker 3: He's got a lot to say about him, And believe me,
- 1:28Speaker 3: during the strike, I had done follow you on Facebook
- 1:30Speaker 3: because I couldn't handle what you were saying.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Well, they want to know behind the scenes of what
- 1:34Speaker 2: it's like. And I like him, I like the writers,
- 1:35Speaker 2: I like them. But this is the relationship we have.
- 1:37Speaker 2: They like an antagonistic five you know.
- 1:40Speaker 7: Yeah, people love to work with an antagonist.
- 1:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:43Speaker 8: Yeah, boy, you could just tell by the way we
- 1:46Speaker 8: are hanging out and being together today that we have
- 1:50Speaker 8: been working together for years.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:52Speaker 6: We didn't even skip a beat. We just got right
- 1:55Speaker 6: into the dram.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:58Speaker 6: We didn't even introduce ourselves. Oh my god.
- 2:04Speaker 2: People don't know these voices are real voice voices.
- 2:08Speaker 4: No, some of us put it on, some of us don't.
- 2:11Speaker 7: Well, why don't we follow the orders. Why don't we
- 2:14Speaker 7: go around and introduce ourselves?
- 2:15Speaker 5: Okay, call sheet, order.
- 2:19Speaker 4: More drama?
- 2:23Speaker 3: Okay, number one on the call sheet, Uh, three to one,
- 2:27Speaker 3: Number one on the call sheet, will speak up?
- 2:29Speaker 7: Three two one, Hi my name.
- 2:38Speaker 8: You made it like like we're gonna guess for a
- 2:40Speaker 8: second that maybe we're worthy.
- 2:42Speaker 3: Well, I thought maybe somebody would jump in, maybe somebody
- 2:46Speaker 3: would go for a mutiny.
- 2:47Speaker 6: I thought maybe they than it might have been an announcement.
- 2:50Speaker 5: Yeah, a changing of the the guard.
- 2:54Speaker 2: I was looking around. I was looking around.
- 2:56Speaker 7: Oh, you guys love a changing of the guard ceremony.
- 3:00Speaker 5: Show wouldn't shut it.
- 3:01Speaker 7: Well, you're not gonna get me yet. You're not gonna
- 3:03Speaker 7: get me yet. Two through five we are so.
- 3:09Speaker 4: Sucks to hear I see it every day. Sucks to
- 3:11Speaker 4: hear Ell.
- 3:12Speaker 1: I don't know who that was worse for two or five.
- 3:15Speaker 3: As Anyway, my name is Jennifer Jacobson. I have been
- 3:23Speaker 3: working on this show since the very beginning, so thirty six, gosh,
- 3:27Speaker 3: darn years ago. Uh. And I play every little boy
- 3:30Speaker 3: on the show. So I play Melvin, Melvin the Scientist.
- 3:35Speaker 3: I also play little ret Dog, Little rat Dog, the
- 3:41Speaker 3: bad the bad boy of the show, and just countless
- 3:45Speaker 3: others of many of Melvin's friends, many of rat Dog's friends.
- 3:49Speaker 5: Crazy that you're first on the call sheet a little
- 3:52Speaker 5: all the little boys, the many little boys.
- 3:57Speaker 4: Melvin's are Carrie Bradshaw.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Yeah, and there was obviously a merchandise push and I
- 4:03Speaker 1: don't want to get into this and get do this
- 4:04Speaker 1: a little bit. But once Melvin started showing up on
- 4:06Speaker 1: lunchboxes that kind of pivoted skateboards.
- 4:11Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and my managers really mean. So that's
- 4:14Speaker 3: a lot of why a lot of this is happening.
- 4:17Speaker 7: He's kind of a bowl.
- 4:19Speaker 1: And I'm been trying to get a mean manager and
- 4:20Speaker 1: I go, I'm going to fire you, and my manager
- 4:22Speaker 1: goes go ahead, and then I'm like, oh, if you
- 4:23Speaker 1: were mean, it would be easier.
- 4:25Speaker 7: Kind of checkmate, right.
- 4:26Speaker 8: They say that voiceover, they say, the meaner the manager,
- 4:29Speaker 8: the bigger, the bigger the script.
- 4:31Speaker 5: That's exactly what they exactly what the script.
- 4:35Speaker 7: Well, number two sound off.
- 4:38Speaker 6: I'm Robert Tasmanian Devil Aanda. Robert Tasmanian Devil Aanda.
- 4:46Speaker 4: One more time of the people in the.
- 4:47Speaker 6: Back, Robert Tasmanian Devil.
- 4:50Speaker 7: It's awesome. Your name sounds like a word search.
- 4:53Speaker 6: Absolutely absolutely, and one day it might be on Jeopardy.
- 4:56Speaker 6: It might be on the New York Times cross puzzle. Wait,
- 4:58Speaker 6: I already has been that sounds yeah, I of course
- 5:05Speaker 6: play I'm the daddy. Yikes, play play the Dad. I
- 5:10Speaker 6: play a lot of the bar patrons see the dad's name.
- 5:13Speaker 2: For Christ's sake, Come on.
- 5:18Speaker 1: To Magazine's ten number ten most Influential Dad figures in
- 5:22Speaker 1: television history.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Big Greg, Big Greg. You're the STANWELLI Greg Samdwell.
- 5:29Speaker 7: Big Greg Sandwell, Big Greg Sandwell.
- 5:32Speaker 3: And and you're so good as exactly.
- 5:37Speaker 4: Wait wait, I don't think people get to see it
- 5:39Speaker 4: on camera. We get to see your face?
- 5:42Speaker 2: Do it?
- 5:42Speaker 4: Can you do it again?
- 5:43Speaker 1: You?
- 5:44Speaker 2: You? You what's so funny too? You have this incredible work.
- 5:47Speaker 1: When I watched Bradley Cooper in my show by Leonard
- 5:50Speaker 1: Bernstein with the with the conductor work, I said, he
- 5:54Speaker 1: did not follow, Uh, he did not follow in a
- 5:56Speaker 1: Bernstein and he followed Tasmanian devil Leanda using a microphone
- 6:00Speaker 1: because you're so effortless with the way you move it
- 6:02Speaker 1: in and out for the levels.
- 6:03Speaker 6: Yeah, well you know I like to self mix. Yeah,
- 6:06Speaker 6: that's part of the reason why I got the job
- 6:08Speaker 6: thirty five years ago. So it was really good.
- 6:14Speaker 4: Your cutoffs are crazy really good.
- 6:17Speaker 5: One stop shot, your voice got lower and the mic
- 6:21Speaker 5: off are they allay?
- 6:22Speaker 9: Pro?
- 6:23Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 6:24Speaker 6: Pro number two on the call sheet. It's a it's
- 6:27Speaker 6: a tough burden to bear, but you know, playing the dad,
- 6:30Speaker 6: playing a lot of drunks and higher authority figures, cops, politicians, mayors.
- 6:36Speaker 8: Yeah, you can tell when tax is in the studio.
- 6:39Speaker 8: Can I play test?
- 6:39Speaker 2: Of course, I don't know why I asked.
- 6:41Speaker 8: I've been doing it for years. You could tell when
- 6:43Speaker 8: test is in the studio because the engineers. The engineers
- 6:47Speaker 8: fucking love tests.
- 6:48Speaker 6: Because they get to take the day off because I'm
- 6:50Speaker 6: doing all their goddamn work.
- 6:52Speaker 8: They're playing Texas hold them in the bathroom. Why in
- 6:54Speaker 8: the bathroom, I say.
- 6:56Speaker 7: They all say, oh sweet, now we get to play Texas.
- 6:58Speaker 7: Hold them.
- 6:59Speaker 1: I was there once in the nineties and he walked
- 7:01Speaker 1: in and then I saw nine people go, oh, can't
- 7:03Speaker 1: wait to get to the bathroom.
- 7:04Speaker 2: And I said, what is happening here? And I didn't know?
- 7:07Speaker 2: And then they told me they're playing told him in
- 7:08Speaker 2: the bathroom.
- 7:09Speaker 7: Yeah, I will say. Also, I think they love you
- 7:11Speaker 7: because of your signature.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Razz is your tasma.
- 7:19Speaker 6: Everybody's gonna expect a see.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Have to keep that in the secret we were blowing
- 7:26Speaker 3: your secret?
- 7:30Speaker 7: Was they giggle like little girls.
- 7:32Speaker 9: When okay, I'll ros you say what I've said.
- 7:37Speaker 5: Huh.
- 7:38Speaker 2: All you've done is said what I said, what are
- 7:39Speaker 2: you talking about?
- 7:40Speaker 6: Anytime I said something kind of funny, you just repeated.
- 7:42Speaker 5: Hell, I don't know what you're talking about.
- 7:50Speaker 6: Think about that.
- 7:52Speaker 5: They're real and they hurt, they are mean.
- 7:58Speaker 4: It's so viral. When you ras Letterman.
- 8:01Speaker 6: I said, you're gonna know, you're not gonna age.
- 8:03Speaker 5: Well, yeah, and it was meaning.
- 8:11Speaker 1: I also like where you go after the raz that's
- 8:14Speaker 1: kind of exciting somewhere else.
- 8:17Speaker 6: Yeah, you like see the dead Well, it settles, it
- 8:20Speaker 6: settles it in. It's like concrete. It gets harder over time.
- 8:26Speaker 6: Did you know that? Oh? I know that concrete. It's
- 8:28Speaker 6: harder over time. It's actually it's technically it's a living
- 8:31Speaker 6: I'll tell you.
- 8:32Speaker 4: Who gets harder over time. Number three.
- 8:38Speaker 7: Every time you say it, it's like fifty dollars in
- 8:40Speaker 7: the bank. You can smell the money.
- 8:43Speaker 5: Hi, guys, I'm number three. My name is Bernie Donovan,
- 8:49Speaker 5: and I of course play the mother figure the Lovely Fly. Yeah, yes,
- 8:57Speaker 5: I love it so much. Of course I play the
- 9:01Speaker 5: mother Marrigold stand Well, who is always up to her
- 9:06Speaker 5: neck in problems that her husband and kids bang up.
- 9:12Speaker 7: Say the line, say the damn I'm.
- 9:13Speaker 5: Not gonna say the line.
- 9:15Speaker 7: Say the damn lines.
- 9:16Speaker 5: I'm not gonna I don't want to say say the
- 9:18Speaker 5: damn line. Okay, I'll say the line.
- 9:21Speaker 8: Oh you kids, it's good because you forget what it is,
- 9:26Speaker 8: because because it's nothing special.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Well, take yourself back to thirty five years ago. That
- 9:31Speaker 1: was revolutionist kids, Oh my husband, because.
- 9:35Speaker 3: No one had really gone after wives in that way
- 9:38Speaker 3: and that time, yeah.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Like they were safe.
- 9:40Speaker 5: Well yeah, we have gotten some complaints recently, probably in
- 9:44Speaker 5: the last twenty years of being on that it's a
- 9:47Speaker 5: little pejorative. It's a little stereotypical of the woman I play,
- 9:50Speaker 5: and having a man do the voice is a little much.
- 9:53Speaker 2: But on you, that's on the writers. That's on the writers.
- 9:56Speaker 4: Okay, classic four. But I'll say this.
- 9:59Speaker 8: As the as as women have evolved, so is our show.
- 10:03Speaker 8: You know, and you could tell Old Garden New Guard
- 10:08Speaker 8: based off of your agency.
- 10:11Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I've tried to develop her as much as
- 10:13Speaker 5: I am allowed to, and over the years she's gotten
- 10:15Speaker 5: a lot more. I would say three dimensional.
- 10:18Speaker 9: I mean, you're the only character in the show that's
- 10:22Speaker 9: a clay sculpture, and that literally as that day, so
- 10:26Speaker 9: literally and still now, it's more about the figure that
- 10:29Speaker 9: they're trying to illuminate against all the two D figures.
- 10:32Speaker 7: It's more of a horny thing above all else.
- 10:35Speaker 5: It's yeah, it's more of a horny thing, but now
- 10:37Speaker 5: it's like your brain. And this might affect a lot
- 10:39Speaker 5: of people learning that the mom that they've kind of
- 10:43Speaker 5: fantasized and fanalyized for years and years and years actually
- 10:46Speaker 5: played by a man, by a man.
- 10:50Speaker 6: That's a big complaint the show has gotten overall, is
- 10:52Speaker 6: that we've affected learning.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Yeah, well, all those mothers in the nineties they did that.
- 10:58Speaker 2: The ad council tried to stop us.
- 11:00Speaker 1: They said, it's it's making people dumber, it's brain rot,
- 11:03Speaker 1: it's brain.
- 11:04Speaker 3: Well, there was, of course that famous episode that we
- 11:06Speaker 3: got sued for because the writers there, their dogs, their rascals,
- 11:09Speaker 3: they were having They tried to play a little prank
- 11:11Speaker 3: where they taught math essentially wrong in the show.
- 11:15Speaker 5: They put up.
- 11:15Speaker 3: Problems on the chalkboard that were essentially wrong two plus
- 11:19Speaker 3: two equals seven and the like, and kids started mouthing
- 11:23Speaker 3: off about that because they thought it was cool.
- 11:24Speaker 5: And so teachers try to sue us, which is an
- 11:26Speaker 5: insane concept.
- 11:28Speaker 7: But yeah, they all been together.
- 11:29Speaker 6: Good for them.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Why you have a union, they really knew what they
- 11:32Speaker 1: were doing protected us. Yeah, our union and the teachers union.
- 11:36Speaker 1: I was saying that's why they have a U. Yeah,
- 11:39Speaker 1: it makes our union. It really helped us teach over
- 11:42Speaker 1: the teachers union versus AATSI was a crazy, crazy.
- 11:46Speaker 7: Crazy don't normally sue each other.
- 11:50Speaker 6: Can you believe when we started the show, there wasn't
- 11:52Speaker 6: the idea of a union.
- 11:53Speaker 5: Yes, no idea. It's just hadn't figured it out yet.
- 11:57Speaker 6: Yeah, we were just we're just doing it because we
- 11:59Speaker 6: love and we really.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Open the door for everyone, like working in steel mills,
- 12:04Speaker 3: who are like, you know what, those guys are doing it,
- 12:06Speaker 3: We should do it too.
- 12:06Speaker 5: Those silly voice people are doing it. Why don't we
- 12:09Speaker 5: get together?
- 12:09Speaker 1: Anybody, anybody speaking of something anybody can do. I'm number
- 12:13Speaker 1: four on the call sheet. I'm Barry Hawkins. Great to
- 12:16Speaker 1: see us. You guys also know me as you guys
- 12:18Speaker 1: know me as Jazz too, Barry Jazz Hawkins and I
- 12:22Speaker 1: play a lot of characters on the show, or used to.
- 12:27Speaker 1: I used to play some really amazing characters that have
- 12:31Speaker 1: been given to people whose skin.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Color it works better for It makes sense.
- 12:37Speaker 6: It's good you miss playing Madagascar Dave.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I miss him every day.
- 12:43Speaker 5: Will you do the voice one time for us?
- 12:45Speaker 2: I certainly can't.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Allowed, so I'll be I won't be doing Madagascar Dave today,
- 12:51Speaker 1: i won't be doing Inuit Tim and I'm not even
- 12:56Speaker 1: going to be doing Glasgow Gary because for some reason
- 13:00Speaker 1: the Scottish people are.
- 13:00Speaker 2: So offended that I'm not even allowed to do Glasgow Gerry.
- 13:03Speaker 1: But it's okay because I still play a lot of
- 13:05Speaker 1: really cool people on the show. I play Mippi, which
- 13:08Speaker 1: is the baby who says goo and go, and I
- 13:12Speaker 1: also play I think fifteen of the we call him waners,
- 13:17Speaker 1: you know, the guys that have one voice kind of
- 13:19Speaker 1: out my leg from SpongeBob, people that scream.
- 13:21Speaker 5: You're the jack of all trades, master of a couple
- 13:24Speaker 5: old ones that got switched over.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Yeah, and I and I and I play the evil
- 13:27Speaker 1: guy I play, I play the entire yeah, crazy mister
- 13:31Speaker 1: Crawfish and he's.
- 13:33Speaker 4: He's collecting rent.
- 13:34Speaker 2: He's collecting rent.
- 13:35Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's collecting rent.
- 13:38Speaker 4: Every month he collects.
- 13:42Speaker 1: It's crazy, but it's good because it has made my
- 13:46Speaker 1: load a little lighter, which is why I don't get
- 13:48Speaker 1: to come in person. But it has allowed me to
- 13:51Speaker 1: explore my main passion, which is going to Dodgers games
- 13:55Speaker 1: and talking about the Dodgers and just loving the Dodgers.
- 13:58Speaker 2: It's kind of my personality now. It's kind of what
- 14:00Speaker 2: I'm up to.
- 14:01Speaker 7: Yeah, do they love you back?
- 14:03Speaker 2: They're going to.
- 14:05Speaker 5: They haven't gotten you to throw a ball or anything
- 14:07Speaker 5: like that.
- 14:07Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Let me catch a ball, which I think that's that
- 14:12Speaker 1: everybody is.
- 14:14Speaker 3: A lot less glamorous. They don't tell anybody who's catching it.
- 14:18Speaker 1: They put me under that big helmet. It was too much.
- 14:21Speaker 1: I want to throw it. I'm gonna throw it. I thought,
- 14:24Speaker 1: maybe this is a good audition, and so we'll see.
- 14:27Speaker 1: I mean, it's good.
- 14:27Speaker 2: I got a box. I have a box if you.
- 14:29Speaker 6: By the way, on winning Small set in Hollywood.
- 14:33Speaker 2: A huge walls hit head. Oh yeah, yeah, I got
- 14:37Speaker 2: Small's head.
- 14:38Speaker 4: She buried that man, you knew it was so it
- 14:41Speaker 4: was awesome.
- 14:42Speaker 5: Crazy how bit Buzzy buried that story.
- 14:44Speaker 2: It's so crazy.
- 14:46Speaker 1: It's so crazy, and it's so funny because everybody else
- 14:49Speaker 1: on there were literal babies.
- 14:51Speaker 2: It was me and then a bunch of babies in movies.
- 14:55Speaker 2: So it felt really good.
- 14:57Speaker 4: Young guy, he's a kid.
- 14:59Speaker 2: He's a kid. Yeah, he's a kid, and he's now.
- 15:03Speaker 8: How the time turns Hey, guys started, go ahead, please
- 15:07Speaker 8: number one move aside for five.
- 15:09Speaker 4: Hey, okay, okay, what's going on?
- 15:12Speaker 6: Favorite number five?
- 15:15Speaker 4: Listen. I come in once every two months.
- 15:19Speaker 8: These guys forget who I am all the time. But
- 15:21Speaker 8: I'm at the holiday party pouchow chow. My name is
- 15:26Speaker 8: Paul Gray, and I play Asshole.
- 15:32Speaker 4: The dog.
- 15:35Speaker 3: You play Asshole the dog kind in the shape of
- 15:38Speaker 3: a football British accent.
- 15:40Speaker 5: He's a speaking dog and he is so funny.
- 15:43Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And did you say I have a British accent.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a.
- 15:47Speaker 7: Shape of a football British accent.
- 15:50Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 15:50Speaker 4: I play asshole. And what's crazy is I only have
- 15:54Speaker 4: a job here today.
- 15:54Speaker 8: I was supposed to come on as a co star
- 15:56Speaker 8: one time because it was the episode season one.
- 15:58Speaker 4: If you guys remember an asshole.
- 16:00Speaker 6: Let me try.
- 16:03Speaker 5: Hold on, let me try.
- 16:08Speaker 3: It.
- 16:08Speaker 4: Just it just you just it's just such a shame.
- 16:11Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 16:12Speaker 4: Yeah cool.
- 16:13Speaker 8: Anyway, so yeah, season one, Asshole got into some gummies
- 16:18Speaker 8: and he started he was able to talk right, and.
- 16:22Speaker 4: The audience loved that so much that they bring me
- 16:25Speaker 4: back now.
- 16:25Speaker 5: And I built it into the credits of the show
- 16:28Speaker 5: that you see Asshole taking the gummies every episode now,
- 16:32Speaker 5: so it makes sense we do.
- 16:33Speaker 7: The yeah, the asshole gummy gag.
- 16:35Speaker 3: It's like, how many at the end of the credits,
- 16:38Speaker 3: how many different ways is he gonna eat the gummies?
- 16:40Speaker 5: I love the gummy asshole gag.
- 16:43Speaker 1: You know what's funny, it's I know that some of
- 16:46Speaker 1: the executive brushs are telling me not, but now there's
- 16:48Speaker 1: all sorts of different types of gummies malatonin gummies and
- 16:51Speaker 1: vitamin gummies and asshole gummies are its own thing, and
- 16:55Speaker 1: it's been a huge se o problem for the character.
- 16:58Speaker 4: For asshole gummies what you're telling me?
- 17:00Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and the gummies they used to sell with
- 17:02Speaker 1: the weird thick blue color.
- 17:04Speaker 5: They got in a lot of trouble that show did
- 17:06Speaker 5: because they started saying assole gummies and people got confused.
- 17:08Speaker 5: They thought it was gummies to help your asshole. Yeah,
- 17:11Speaker 5: it just didn't work out like that.
- 17:12Speaker 3: To be fair, those two words together don't really mean
- 17:15Speaker 3: anything to no gummies.
- 17:18Speaker 4: I mean something to me. It's my livelihood, okay number one.
- 17:20Speaker 8: So yeah, sorry, no, it's okay, But my god, I'm
- 17:26Speaker 8: so excited to be here with you all today because
- 17:29Speaker 8: I mean, how many episodes?
- 17:30Speaker 5: How many?
- 17:34Speaker 6: Okay, hold on.
- 17:35Speaker 5: Let me think.
- 17:39Speaker 1: I think if it's so, if it's thirty season and
- 17:42Speaker 1: it's thirty five seasons, that is, they'll do the math.
- 17:47Speaker 2: But that's it.
- 17:49Speaker 7: They'll they'll do the math.
- 17:52Speaker 2: You got it.
- 17:53Speaker 6: Sorry, I was just taking a second. Yeah, I just
- 17:56Speaker 6: got it.
- 17:58Speaker 2: Okay for yourself, you okay?
- 18:01Speaker 4: Yeah, but my guy, we've done so many episodes. I
- 18:03Speaker 4: want to say. It was like, we've done at least
- 18:05Speaker 4: twenty Halloween episode and.
- 18:07Speaker 5: We are just like a big family behind the scenes too.
- 18:09Speaker 5: I mean, it's so fun working with you guys all
- 18:11Speaker 5: the time. I have so much fun. I mean, playing
- 18:14Speaker 5: your little wifey is so fun.
- 18:17Speaker 7: It's Yeah, and.
- 18:20Speaker 3: You guys have undeniable chemistry on the electric it's really fun.
- 18:24Speaker 8: They don't say that about voice actors enough that when
- 18:26Speaker 8: you put them in a room together, you really see
- 18:28Speaker 8: these characters jump off this scrap.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Well, we still do all the episodes together. I'm on zoom,
- 18:32Speaker 2: but we still do all the episodes together.
- 18:35Speaker 6: That's what makes it special.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:37Speaker 6: You were the first adult cartoon to do that.
- 18:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:40Speaker 6: Yeah, and we're the last one to do it.
- 18:42Speaker 5: Yeah, the only one almost.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Yeah. Can I go ahead?
- 18:47Speaker 6: Please? Can I go ahead? Go ahead?
- 18:49Speaker 8: Okay, go ahead, and I will good week, Good week.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Here's what I want to ask to anybody.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Okay, and im and I'm gonna try and.
- 18:59Speaker 5: Can you what if he did?
- 19:02Speaker 7: And why not?
- 19:03Speaker 2: And what if I do? Right now?
- 19:05Speaker 6: Balls in the air.
- 19:09Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I'm getting in a character.
- 19:11Speaker 7: Well what if you did?
- 19:14Speaker 1: And I'm going to so my question is if did
- 19:18Speaker 1: you guys imagine thirty five years ago you'd be sitting here.
- 19:21Speaker 1: If we were to go back thirty five years ago,
- 19:23Speaker 1: what would that person say they thought their career was going.
- 19:26Speaker 5: To be whoa, whoa, Oh my gosh.
- 19:30Speaker 1: For me, young twenty five year old upstart, coming straight
- 19:36Speaker 1: out of Northwest Earn University and just scared, worried, serving,
- 19:42Speaker 1: you know, and I said, I hope I get a
- 19:45Speaker 1: paycheck and then I got it and so expectations.
- 19:50Speaker 7: Yeah really do you hit the bar really fast?
- 19:53Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, so I'm backstart. I'm happy where I'm at.
- 19:58Speaker 5: Yeah. Well no, well if if you.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Can, you hey could available available?
- 20:07Speaker 5: So for me? For me, what the shock was? I
- 20:10Speaker 5: just never knew I would receive the type of mail
- 20:13Speaker 5: that I receive. The type of people talking to me
- 20:17Speaker 5: and the way they talk to me is very very sexualized.
- 20:22Speaker 5: I had to set up a po box just to
- 20:24Speaker 5: kind of filter all the kind of letters I was getting.
- 20:28Speaker 5: And because Bernie can be Bernadette, people think I'm a
- 20:32Speaker 5: woman a lot of the time, and it's nothing wrong
- 20:35Speaker 5: with that, is just you know, I'm really getting the
- 20:37Speaker 5: experience of having a mom voice on TV. You get
- 20:40Speaker 5: a lot of a lot of weird mail and a
- 20:42Speaker 5: lot of weird things. Uh yeah, so so yeah, what
- 20:46Speaker 5: do you what do you do.
- 20:47Speaker 7: After you get the weird mail? Do you have like
- 20:49Speaker 7: a cool down process or how do you deal with So?
- 20:52Speaker 5: Yeah, I cool down. I for sure cool down. I
- 20:54Speaker 5: get really flustered and weird, and it's a lot of
- 20:57Speaker 5: strange personal details that they start learning about me. So
- 20:59Speaker 5: my processes go sit in my pool for an hour
- 21:02Speaker 5: and a half and the third one.
- 21:06Speaker 2: Nice, Well, it makes sense. They did a poll recently
- 21:09Speaker 2: and your character is the number one character. Uh that
- 21:13Speaker 2: prisoners get tattooed on their body.
- 21:16Speaker 1: No one knows why. They're trying to figure it out.
- 21:18Speaker 1: It's some sort of code they won't tell anybody.
- 21:20Speaker 4: Let's feed.
- 21:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a direct subscription to the BuzzFeed website.
- 21:27Speaker 5: So we get past.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Just earlier Yeah, it's it's BuzzFeed Extra buzz I get
- 21:36Speaker 1: the extra bus and it's I'm getting everything at BuzzFeed early.
- 21:41Speaker 1: I can't wait for you guys to see next month
- 21:43Speaker 1: they turned Mochi into different pandas, and it's gonna blow.
- 21:48Speaker 2: The world up.
- 21:50Speaker 7: It's gonna blow the world.
- 21:57Speaker 2: You when you see that this Mochi looks like a panda.
- 21:59Speaker 2: It's gonna blow the world up.
- 22:01Speaker 7: Damn.
- 22:01Speaker 4: But don't you wish you would get paid for every
- 22:03Speaker 4: time someone got a tattoo of it? I really wish
- 22:05Speaker 4: I would get paider paid for a meme that was
- 22:07Speaker 4: used to you.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:10Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure you'd love me.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Yeah, stand will no context huge Twitter account, we don't
- 22:15Speaker 1: see any of them context.
- 22:17Speaker 6: I was talking to Dave Groll earlier. Yeah, friends, and
- 22:21Speaker 6: you know, he did a voice on the show, and
- 22:23Speaker 6: we were talking and I was just like, man, it's
- 22:25Speaker 6: gotta be so weird seeing Nirvana shirts everywhere.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:29Speaker 6: Yeah, And he said it's gotta be so weird seeing
- 22:31Speaker 6: Yike shirts wherever you go. And it's true, it's true.
- 22:38Speaker 6: And I never imagined thirty five years ago I'd be
- 22:40Speaker 6: walking around the mall and seeing a bunch of views
- 22:43Speaker 6: wearing a shirt, a man whose.
- 22:46Speaker 8: Voice is me yeah, yeah, or you it's Halloween time
- 22:49Speaker 8: and you're seeing your character everywhere.
- 22:51Speaker 7: The Halloween version of your yikes is bone chilling to me.
- 22:56Speaker 6: Yeah, it's really scary.
- 22:57Speaker 2: They come to your door, you know, they're just like
- 23:00Speaker 2: your voice and they're coming your door.
- 23:01Speaker 5: No, Christ, did you ever get noticed? Do you ever
- 23:04Speaker 5: get noticed for the work that you do? Or do
- 23:05Speaker 5: you have to try to talk to them and try
- 23:07Speaker 5: to get noticed? I mean you were going out? Are
- 23:08Speaker 5: you going saying that? Well?
- 23:09Speaker 6: You know, besides, besides, all my character voices are so
- 23:14Speaker 6: different than my own voice. I'm not recognized because it's
- 23:18Speaker 6: not how big Greg sounds. How I'm talking right now now?
- 23:21Speaker 2: For of course, Yeah.
- 23:22Speaker 6: The only thing that's close to my voice is.
- 23:26Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that one special one.
- 23:29Speaker 6: I love the so I do get to I get
- 23:30Speaker 6: to float through life completely unknown, which is which is nice.
- 23:33Speaker 5: Don't you ever want to get noticed and your ego
- 23:35Speaker 5: is so inflated? I don't know if you ever want
- 23:37Speaker 5: to get.
- 23:38Speaker 6: No, well, I get noticed for other things like being
- 23:39Speaker 6: a famous chef.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Right, talk about your ghost?
- 23:43Speaker 4: How many minutes? Hey, how many minutes were we in?
- 23:45Speaker 5: Do we talk about it.
- 23:47Speaker 6: Did you guys have a bet?
- 23:50Speaker 7: So it's twenty all right, we're at twenty three fifty?
- 23:53Speaker 2: Was there there was a bet?
- 23:56Speaker 7: I made fifty dollars just now everything.
- 24:00Speaker 6: That's your other character, Fat Dave, Big.
- 24:05Speaker 7: Greg bad Dave.
- 24:09Speaker 4: It's your ghost. Kitchen's best fucking pizza with no U.
- 24:13Speaker 5: That pizza.
- 24:15Speaker 6: Well, there was already a restaurant called f Astros.
- 24:19Speaker 4: Uh yeah, yeah, incredible.
- 24:23Speaker 2: You guys.
- 24:23Speaker 6: Have you guys ordered it to your house?
- 24:25Speaker 5: I tried. I tried it. Gave me a burger. It
- 24:28Speaker 5: was weird. I ordered a pizza and a burger showed out.
- 24:30Speaker 6: Sometimes that happens.
- 24:31Speaker 7: Yeah, I got a hot dog which wasn't on the menu.
- 24:37Speaker 5: So this is a known problem.
- 24:38Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes people order a burger, I mean, order a
- 24:40Speaker 6: pizza and I just look at burger.
- 24:42Speaker 2: You're the one in the ghost.
- 24:44Speaker 7: It's hard for show you a thing where you read
- 24:48Speaker 7: it wrong or you go no, that's wrong.
- 24:50Speaker 5: I know what you did.
- 24:51Speaker 6: Papa knows.
- 24:52Speaker 2: I gotta know it. That's a nice try.
- 24:55Speaker 4: I got a bottle of well buttrid.
- 24:57Speaker 2: I know what you need and that's true.
- 25:01Speaker 5: What did you think?
- 25:02Speaker 2: I note that says nice try, nice try classic.
- 25:09Speaker 6: Try. Why do you keep trying?
- 25:14Speaker 2: I'm not trying.
- 25:15Speaker 5: You are so funny when you want to be you are.
- 25:18Speaker 5: You are so silly.
- 25:19Speaker 6: Drop it.
- 25:20Speaker 5: This is so funny and silly.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Thing.
- 25:24Speaker 2: What's new? I can't wait for Otani to join the Dodgers.
- 25:30Speaker 7: Huge record recent, that's such recent news.
- 25:34Speaker 2: I also love Key k Hernandez, who's a little older.
- 25:38Speaker 2: It's different.
- 25:39Speaker 5: This is me.
- 25:40Speaker 7: Hold on, turn your hat around. There's a tag on it.
- 25:44Speaker 7: You gotta take that off. New hat you just spotted.
- 25:49Speaker 2: That doesn't matter. I can like something and buy a
- 25:52Speaker 2: new version of it.
- 25:53Speaker 5: So taboo question for their have you guys looked at
- 25:55Speaker 5: all the weird porn that they're making about it?
- 25:57Speaker 2: I was going to talk about.
- 26:01Speaker 5: Oh you boys?
- 26:03Speaker 7: Oh my, I mean, I I hate to say it
- 26:07Speaker 7: does it for me? I'm so sorry.
- 26:12Speaker 5: Your voice is the little boy doesn't off?
- 26:15Speaker 6: What is it?
- 26:16Speaker 7: I really wish it didn't work. I really, you guys,
- 26:21Speaker 7: I really wish it didn't work.
- 26:23Speaker 3: It is a thing of you know when you're looking
- 26:26Speaker 3: at the mirror and you're like, I wonder what it
- 26:27Speaker 3: would look like if I, if I, if I and
- 26:29Speaker 3: me got together.
- 26:30Speaker 7: Yeah, it's another extension of that. Again. I really wish
- 26:35Speaker 7: it were anything else.
- 26:36Speaker 2: I wish the guys playing my characters had bigger thingies.
- 26:39Speaker 6: Well it's crazy because it's really just up to the artist.
- 26:43Speaker 2: It just feels personal. Yeah, yeah, they always got little
- 26:46Speaker 2: thingies and.
- 26:47Speaker 3: Not everybody's keeping track of who does the voices for
- 26:49Speaker 3: everybody like that feels personal.
- 26:52Speaker 7: Wiki or something.
- 26:53Speaker 6: There was that whole season where we all switched.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Voices, yeah, thirty to thirty two, And that was actually, truthfully,
- 27:00Speaker 1: because the writers accidentally did a fine replace for all
- 27:03Speaker 1: the characters and we all recorded the wrong voice.
- 27:05Speaker 4: Over lines and who's on first in the studio it was.
- 27:09Speaker 5: It was a full cler yea, they had you playing
- 27:12Speaker 5: my part.
- 27:15Speaker 2: And yeah, and it will be boy.
- 27:22Speaker 1: And for the listeners at home who can't see this,
- 27:25Speaker 1: the mic work on Tasmanian devo eleando, he gets tighter
- 27:28Speaker 1: and closer for the female boys he's rolling.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Its ing.
- 27:35Speaker 5: Disppointing because you were kind of the one that came
- 27:37Speaker 5: up with boys will be boys, and now I have
- 27:39Speaker 5: to use it all the time.
- 27:41Speaker 6: Sometimes things diick, Sometimes.
- 27:45Speaker 5: Boys will be boys.
- 27:46Speaker 4: You ever made the animation of asshole eating his own asshole?
- 27:50Speaker 4: Well done?
- 27:51Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 27:51Speaker 5: For me, it's it's crazy. I mean they bodied y
- 27:54Speaker 5: morph my my my woman, so you can say breasts.
- 28:00Speaker 5: They make my breasts bigger than the body, and my
- 28:03Speaker 5: ass g enormous. They put me in music videos. They
- 28:08Speaker 5: they kind of changed the body, and for me, it's
- 28:10Speaker 5: kind of crazy to see. I mean, this is a
- 28:14Speaker 5: bucksom lady.
- 28:15Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, you gotta wonder about the back problems and whatnot.
- 28:19Speaker 7: But anyway, what I want to know from you guys,
- 28:21Speaker 7: what I want to know is, do you guys have any.
- 28:23Speaker 3: Alt wild improvised lines that you love that you're sort
- 28:29Speaker 3: of riffing, You're sort of going off the cuff.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Improv is hard right in this because they can cut you.
- 28:35Speaker 1: They have full control, and they are literally actively placing
- 28:39Speaker 1: our audio, and so there's so many people that can
- 28:41Speaker 1: say no to it.
- 28:42Speaker 2: But I've got a couple in yeah.
- 28:43Speaker 5: Yeah, any of the top the ones that you can say, yeah.
- 28:48Speaker 1: There was one guy in season twenty four, episode fourteen,
- 28:53Speaker 1: when Milton got the town statue, made it come to
- 28:57Speaker 1: life with a kind of some robot devices and then
- 29:00Speaker 1: it ended up winning a mayor position.
- 29:04Speaker 2: I played, Yeah, I played the aid to the to
- 29:08Speaker 2: the statue, and.
- 29:09Speaker 1: I remember thinking this would be really funny if they
- 29:12Speaker 1: said something about the statue, and so.
- 29:17Speaker 2: I said, I said, I I don't think this is
- 29:19Speaker 2: going the way you think it would, and they used it, and.
- 29:26Speaker 6: Sure, that feels so written, It feels really written.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Feel like this isn't the blot we expect, you know,
- 29:32Speaker 1: like it's been so many episodes. But I vividly remember
- 29:35Speaker 1: thinking I knocked this out of the park and then
- 29:37Speaker 1: I saw it. So maybe that's it, you know, I
- 29:40Speaker 1: don't know, you know, does Clayton Kershaw improvised his hits?
- 29:43Speaker 10: Bro?
- 29:44Speaker 2: I love the Dodgers, you love the Dodgers.
- 29:49Speaker 7: I love when the boys.
- 29:51Speaker 3: Uh. I actually got a few new plot lines in
- 29:54Speaker 3: because I improvised Meloyne saying.
- 29:57Speaker 7: My Baker's Baker and Biles and so.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Then all of a sudden we had a plot line
- 30:04Speaker 3: where he was the lead scientist on a vaccine trial
- 30:08Speaker 3: for a new disease in the show.
- 30:10Speaker 7: Uh. And so it gave me a lot of extra work,
- 30:12Speaker 7: paid for my second house in oh hi.
- 30:15Speaker 6: Storyline.
- 30:18Speaker 5: They were very because I felt like, you did that,
- 30:21Speaker 5: correct me if I'm wrong, but you improvised that in
- 30:22Speaker 5: a completely different episode, and they used it. That idea
- 30:25Speaker 5: that Beakers and files.
- 30:26Speaker 7: Yeah, dropped dragon drop. They said, you know what, that's
- 30:30Speaker 7: not good for here, but that's good for here.
- 30:31Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's what they can do with this video stuff.
- 30:33Speaker 5: They can drag from anywhere, anytime ever. The technologies, I mean, AI,
- 30:38Speaker 5: we haven't even talked about it, but let's keep on
- 30:40Speaker 5: going on this.
- 30:40Speaker 4: What they do, what they do with these I am.
- 30:47Speaker 2: The dragon drop simple dragon drop.
- 30:50Speaker 4: Well, I have a folder on dropbox of just asshole barking.
- 30:54Speaker 4: What they can do.
- 30:55Speaker 3: You know, it's actually tough because they can string the
- 30:58Speaker 3: words together in a way that makes it sound like
- 31:00Speaker 3: you said something bad.
- 31:03Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 31:03Speaker 2: I've tried to drag and drop pictures into emails. Can't
- 31:05Speaker 2: do it. What they're doing with voices amazing.
- 31:09Speaker 5: Can you drag it to the desktop?
- 31:12Speaker 2: I thought it was on the desktop, Okay, where is it.
- 31:15Speaker 7: If it's on the desktop, you can drag it into
- 31:17Speaker 7: an email.
- 31:18Speaker 2: In the words of Obese John Incredible looking for his
- 31:26Speaker 2: lost kite. Yeah, I had a question.
- 31:31Speaker 1: We've had so many incredible guest stars on the show
- 31:35Speaker 1: over the past thirty five years, and of course we're
- 31:37Speaker 1: recording with him live.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Does anyone have a memory of a guest star that
- 31:42Speaker 2: was memorable.
- 31:43Speaker 5: I loved when Tim Burton's tiny voice got on our
- 31:46Speaker 5: show for just a little bit.
- 31:48Speaker 6: That was so special to me.
- 31:49Speaker 5: Because it was so different than anything I'd ever heard.
- 31:52Speaker 5: He was trying to be so weird and freaky.
- 31:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:54Speaker 6: Fun I actually brought the clip.
- 31:55Speaker 4: If you guys want to play it, yeah, well look
- 31:57Speaker 4: it out like, yeah, let's play.
- 31:59Speaker 5: I brought on flas shrug. Let me just play it
- 32:01Speaker 5: in how do you do that? And uh, I'll play it.
- 32:08Speaker 5: Tim Burton is playing our weird neighbor who just moved
- 32:11Speaker 5: in and we're trying to figure out where the property
- 32:14Speaker 5: line actually is. Okay, and play neighbor.
- 32:18Speaker 2: My name is be great to meet you, Welcome to
- 32:23Speaker 2: the neighborhood.
- 32:24Speaker 5: Hello, I'm your neighbor.
- 32:27Speaker 2: Put it there.
- 32:30Speaker 5: And that was the clip.
- 32:33Speaker 7: They also it's funny about this show.
- 32:35Speaker 3: They tag almost every scene with yikes, almost every scene,
- 32:39Speaker 3: commercial scene.
- 32:40Speaker 6: I mean I even think they used it too much.
- 32:42Speaker 7: Yes, it's quite quite a lot.
- 32:45Speaker 4: Yeah, we had to do a lipa on the show.
- 32:46Speaker 7: She was so she threw a cup of my head
- 32:48Speaker 7: so funny.
- 32:51Speaker 4: It sucked and I came a little but I'll say, great.
- 32:57Speaker 5: Voice, So why did she throw a cup at your hand?
- 32:59Speaker 5: Why did you come a little?
- 33:01Speaker 2: And why did it suck? Yas? Give me do mini?
- 33:08Speaker 6: You got overloaded three questions.
- 33:12Speaker 4: I've let it over to being in here. I coming
- 33:14Speaker 4: here to bark and I leave.
- 33:16Speaker 2: You should see them with three lines.
- 33:18Speaker 5: Oh boy, Yeah, well, let's play the clip. Let's play
- 33:22Speaker 5: the clip where they actually use dupa. Okay, yeah, he
- 33:27Speaker 5: is a new neighbor.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Wow, you've moved on the other side of the house.
- 33:33Speaker 2: This neighborhood is wonderful. I'm simply levitating.
- 33:36Speaker 6: Really cool. Yeah, I'm I'm beat Greg.
- 33:43Speaker 2: I won't be working with him, excuse me, missus. No,
- 33:49Speaker 2: I don't like the way he looks, but I don't
- 33:51Speaker 2: like what he's doing. Won't be working with him to
- 33:54Speaker 2: just try to I won't be doing anything else. You
- 33:57Speaker 2: sure I wasn't, Bobby.
- 33:59Speaker 6: That was a really good take.
- 34:00Speaker 2: I like to have fun and I actually have a
- 34:02Speaker 2: sense of humor. But this is not what I want
- 34:04Speaker 2: you to do today.
- 34:05Speaker 5: And that's the end of the clip. So I feel
- 34:07Speaker 5: like the editors are getting lazy there bare so also
- 34:13Speaker 5: just a quick correction, I forgot that Big Greg has
- 34:16Speaker 5: a British accent.
- 34:18Speaker 6: Yeah, totally speaking. Yeah, animinity throughout the universe.
- 34:23Speaker 5: So before that clip, before that was it? That wasn't
- 34:26Speaker 5: that weird?
- 34:27Speaker 6: Old?
- 34:27Speaker 4: That's so nice. You could probably order a coffee and
- 34:29Speaker 4: no one knows.
- 34:30Speaker 6: All the time, and someone paying six seven, eight nine
- 34:34Speaker 6: bucks for coffees and nobody's knowing who I am.
- 34:39Speaker 4: It's perfect and all you'd have to do is go
- 34:41Speaker 4: in the voice. So you'd probably get a couple of
- 34:42Speaker 4: dollars off.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Could I get it full of teas y?
- 34:47Speaker 6: I bet you I'd be getting I'd be getting free
- 34:50Speaker 6: stuff left and right. I prefer to move around the world.
- 34:53Speaker 2: You prefer to pay.
- 34:54Speaker 6: I prefer to pay. I prefer to pay.
- 34:56Speaker 2: That's so noble as I can't.
- 34:58Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't. Yeah I can't.
- 35:01Speaker 3: You know, I try because I try and get It's
- 35:04Speaker 3: tough because nobody really cares about the little boy voices
- 35:07Speaker 3: in terms of in terms of free stuff allocation. I've
- 35:10Speaker 3: tried to, you know, get get in with a cool
- 35:14Speaker 3: group of guys at the park. Maybe I can, like
- 35:17Speaker 3: sort of because I've been doing I've been trying to
- 35:21Speaker 3: hang out.
- 35:23Speaker 7: No, this is it's normal, though. But I've been going
- 35:26Speaker 7: into like you know, those speakers in the park where
- 35:28Speaker 7: you talk into them and they go out the other side.
- 35:30Speaker 3: Of course, I've been kind of hanging out and I've
- 35:33Speaker 3: been saying, like Melvin lines into the speaker and then
- 35:38Speaker 3: just watching as people run around, going where's Melvine.
- 35:41Speaker 5: So you're going to a plague ground without a child,
- 35:44Speaker 5: without a child if a kid will talk to you.
- 35:47Speaker 7: Okay.
- 35:47Speaker 3: So basically everything I say sounds awful. Everything I say
- 35:52Speaker 3: about my real life when I talk about I wish
- 35:55Speaker 3: I could play a woman because I wish I wish
- 35:58Speaker 3: I had picked women as.
- 35:59Speaker 7: My thing to learn how to.
- 36:00Speaker 5: I wish we could pick this.
- 36:04Speaker 7: What I just happened to sound like a little boy.
- 36:07Speaker 4: I appreciate it.
- 36:07Speaker 8: When you tried to pivot and you did that c
- 36:09Speaker 8: W pilot, you tried, I tried, and you're on camera.
- 36:12Speaker 4: It is fun when one of us doesn't kick.
- 36:16Speaker 6: I didn't like that show, I'll be honest.
- 36:20Speaker 10: The Bank it was about a woman the bank, somebody
- 36:23Speaker 10: with a baseball bat and murdering them accidentally. Yeah, like,
- 36:28Speaker 10: whose fault was itaugh, Well, I do want to bring
- 36:31Speaker 10: up so that was the cold open.
- 36:32Speaker 1: It's a true crime show. It wasn't about her. That's
- 36:34Speaker 1: the cold open. And then they find her at the
- 36:36Speaker 1: end of the episode. It's an episodic so so, so
- 36:39Speaker 1: who is the bank? The bank is this woman named
- 36:42Speaker 1: Jennifer Binkman who dude slves crimes an interesting.
- 36:46Speaker 6: Way, am I just I am so wrong? My gosh,
- 36:48Speaker 6: I thought that was no.
- 36:49Speaker 2: It's okay, But how did I mix that up? It's
- 36:52Speaker 2: okay in a bank.
- 36:55Speaker 7: I saw crimes in a bank.
- 36:57Speaker 2: It's okay, and it did and it didn't work.
- 37:00Speaker 7: And it didn't work.
- 37:01Speaker 2: I think you were disgusted by it. You turned it
- 37:02Speaker 2: off into but that's not the show. You should watch it.
- 37:05Speaker 5: But like anything, what I'll try it.
- 37:10Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll try and watch the show, watch the rest.
- 37:12Speaker 6: So there's two binks that I think the wrong thing.
- 37:17Speaker 5: You explain what you think. You explain what you think,
- 37:19Speaker 5: and I'll tell you the truth that's going on.
- 37:21Speaker 6: I don't know if I can handle the truth. That
- 37:24Speaker 6: was your character in the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, extremely
- 37:28Speaker 6: large Ralph.
- 37:31Speaker 5: He was so good. He was my favorite. He went
- 37:34Speaker 5: to jail for a long time.
- 37:36Speaker 6: Yeah, but they had to build a jail cell big
- 37:38Speaker 6: enough for him and.
- 37:39Speaker 4: Somehow so extremely large he couldn't fit in a normal
- 37:44Speaker 4: jail cell.
- 37:45Speaker 2: I played forty Constructions a four episode ORC.
- 37:48Speaker 3: Yeah, they spent a run time of one hundred and
- 37:51Speaker 3: twenty minutes talking about how.
- 37:52Speaker 4: Bad John as the contractor. I didn't buy it.
- 37:56Speaker 6: I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it. Well, at
- 37:57Speaker 6: the time, those YouTube videos of people in third world
- 38:00Speaker 6: countries building mansions out of clay and soot and bamboo
- 38:04Speaker 6: were really big, so they thought we could maybe do
- 38:06Speaker 6: that over the course before you got.
- 38:07Speaker 2: To remember this was three years ago.
- 38:09Speaker 5: You got to remember you've done six hundred episodes.
- 38:12Speaker 6: Anyways, I hate to be wrong about the bank congratulations, Hey.
- 38:15Speaker 7: Thank you so much. And I and and yes it
- 38:18Speaker 7: was canceled and so it's and we don't have to
- 38:21Speaker 7: but it's like too much.
- 38:22Speaker 4: But we have to support each other when we do
- 38:24Speaker 4: other things outside the show. Right when you did that,
- 38:26Speaker 4: you did the ghost.
- 38:27Speaker 5: Kitchen, Yeah, you and your you know you're MLM MLM.
- 38:31Speaker 5: Well it's not an MLM. It is an opportunity for
- 38:34Speaker 5: people to jump in and invest in themselves.
- 38:36Speaker 7: And I took that opportunity and I lost fifty thousand dollars.
- 38:39Speaker 5: Well, and so that shows your work ethic for me,
- 38:42Speaker 5: talk about it.
- 38:43Speaker 2: It's a funhouse mirror for your home.
- 38:44Speaker 5: Yeah, So what it does is talk about throws what
- 38:48Speaker 5: you think about your body on its head and into
- 38:51Speaker 5: a mirror. You can never look at your same yourself
- 38:53Speaker 5: the same way again, and you never will.
- 38:55Speaker 6: Well. I also remind everybody that it was a subscription
- 38:58Speaker 6: service in which the mirror changed.
- 38:59Speaker 7: Every Yeah, and you would have to go get the mirror.
- 39:03Speaker 6: They did not bring the mirror to you.
- 39:04Speaker 7: You have to tell them that show to other women.
- 39:07Speaker 3: I need to sell this to other women, going, you
- 39:09Speaker 3: have never experienced body dys war.
- 39:11Speaker 5: Like this before? And did you know? So every month
- 39:14Speaker 5: you're getting a new fun sized mirror.
- 39:16Speaker 4: You're not getting you're picking it up.
- 39:20Speaker 6: Somebody else, person to a new person.
- 39:22Speaker 5: And that's where they think it's up Hereramid's that's where
- 39:27Speaker 5: the think you're trying to find Instead of people to
- 39:30Speaker 5: invest in it, you're trying to find the person that
- 39:32Speaker 5: you can always sell your mirror to.
- 39:34Speaker 6: Yes, I think you use your fan from the show
- 39:36Speaker 6: to your advantage and you take you take advantage.
- 39:38Speaker 5: Of another rat.
- 39:47Speaker 2: Hey did you guys see me in Quantum Leap?
- 39:50Speaker 6: No really fun crime documentary? No, the television show from
- 39:55Speaker 6: then Early Night's getting mixed? How do I keep mixing
- 39:58Speaker 6: these up?
- 40:00Speaker 5: What crime do Quantum Leap?
- 40:07Speaker 6: Which was that it's about that little girl named Quantum.
- 40:11Speaker 6: I didn't decide if she jumped her push Quantum sleep.
- 40:17Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I remember this one.
- 40:20Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Quantum.
- 40:22Speaker 4: They couldn't decide.
- 40:25Speaker 7: They couldn't know.
- 40:27Speaker 2: She was in the air.
- 40:29Speaker 7: She was in the air. We just don't know how
- 40:31Speaker 7: she got there.
- 40:31Speaker 6: She was there was a body at the bottom the
- 40:34Speaker 6: Quantum Leap, Quantum Sleep to see the gump capin, But
- 40:40Speaker 6: that's not what you were in.
- 40:43Speaker 2: How do I keep mixing it up? It's okay?
- 40:45Speaker 5: How do I keep mixing it up?
- 40:46Speaker 2: And we yeah, and we'll have a cover?
- 40:51Speaker 5: How do I keep mixing it up?
- 40:54Speaker 6: I'm not coming back next season?
- 40:55Speaker 3: What what?
- 40:57Speaker 6: I'm not coming back next were you?
- 40:59Speaker 3: No? No?
- 41:00Speaker 1: Yourra?
- 41:02Speaker 2: Was this one of your classic razses?
- 41:03Speaker 5: You got it? Risk?
- 41:04Speaker 6: I've been sitting on this.
- 41:05Speaker 5: Is this one of your classic No? I can't.
- 41:10Speaker 7: You can't what what because of audio?
- 41:14Speaker 4: Listener?
- 41:17Speaker 6: I can't do it?
- 41:17Speaker 4: I can't, He's pointing at this co star.
- 41:19Speaker 2: I mean we can I can't. I can't.
- 41:21Speaker 7: We can talk about seven eight?
- 41:23Speaker 6: I can't do?
- 41:24Speaker 5: What about me?
- 41:25Speaker 6: Crazy?
- 41:26Speaker 5: What can't you do?
- 41:27Speaker 6: I can't be near I can't be near this person.
- 41:29Speaker 6: Why why it's almost like we're really married and I
- 41:33Speaker 6: need a divorce.
- 41:35Speaker 8: Well, they say that about a lot of very very
- 41:37Speaker 8: like famous television couples that that you go through.
- 41:45Speaker 2: You didn't hit him, I just acted going really well,
- 41:50Speaker 2: it can't be can you can you tell us? Well,
- 41:54Speaker 2: like what's well for you?
- 41:55Speaker 5: Well for a ghost kitchen, I'm not.
- 41:57Speaker 6: I'm not hemorrhaging that much.
- 41:59Speaker 7: So you are in the red.
- 42:01Speaker 6: I'm in the red, but not like deep.
- 42:03Speaker 5: We've just had to spend about thirty five years next
- 42:06Speaker 5: to each other because we do a lot of our
- 42:07Speaker 5: scenes right next to each other because they need that feeling.
- 42:10Speaker 5: And there was a time where we really loved each other.
- 42:14Speaker 5: There was there was a time where vacation together, we
- 42:16Speaker 5: hang out.
- 42:17Speaker 4: And why did you guys ever hook up?
- 42:18Speaker 6: For sure?
- 42:19Speaker 5: Absolutely so many times?
- 42:21Speaker 7: And wait, was that around season sixteen when there was
- 42:24Speaker 7: that big.
- 42:25Speaker 3: Theater cast party sleepover that we did and you guys
- 42:28Speaker 3: disappeared for a while.
- 42:30Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was obvious there was a
- 42:33Speaker 5: big theater cast. I'm going to go fuck my wife
- 42:37Speaker 5: and laugh and laughed and laughed and followed.
- 42:39Speaker 7: I thought you guys were just joking. I thought you
- 42:41Speaker 7: were joking about that.
- 42:43Speaker 5: Yeah, joking.
- 42:47Speaker 7: Oh you were joking. Okay, great, yeah anybody else.
- 42:50Speaker 5: You never hooked up ever, and this didn't lead a
- 42:56Speaker 5: major fallout when I found new love. Oh, you can't leave.
- 43:00Speaker 6: I already signed the documents. The computer has my voice.
- 43:04Speaker 5: You gave it to AI, but I said we wouldn't
- 43:06Speaker 5: talk about that yet.
- 43:08Speaker 2: Did you give it to AI too?
- 43:10Speaker 5: I gave my voice to AI too, So you're quitting
- 43:13Speaker 5: to I decided I need to move on the funhouse.
- 43:16Speaker 6: I'm back. Wait, you're out?
- 43:18Speaker 2: But what documents?
- 43:20Speaker 4: What about the documents? They can drag and drop those anywhere.
- 43:23Speaker 6: I don't know. You know a lot about technology? Can
- 43:25Speaker 6: we undo it?
- 43:25Speaker 2: I actually know the opposite. I know less about it.
- 43:28Speaker 6: You know a little bit well.
- 43:30Speaker 4: From surely the Dodgers have to document technology.
- 43:34Speaker 2: Let me think about this. If I were Max Muncy,
- 43:36Speaker 2: what would I do in this situation?
- 43:38Speaker 6: Hey?
- 43:38Speaker 5: Come before we go? Actually, last question I have? How
- 43:41Speaker 5: do you guys feel about our show?
- 43:45Speaker 2: Before we go?
- 43:46Speaker 7: Before we go? Where are you going?
- 43:49Speaker 5: Before?
- 43:49Speaker 4: Before I quit?
- 43:52Speaker 7: I will be honest.
- 43:54Speaker 3: I well, I'm not quitting yet, but when I go,
- 43:59Speaker 3: I am donating my voice to evil.
- 44:03Speaker 7: And evil can do what they want with it.
- 44:07Speaker 3: I have donated my body to evil forces, and they
- 44:11Speaker 3: will proceed to use Melvin for whatever means they deem necessary.
- 44:16Speaker 5: Evil. Is that new nonprofit though? Right?
- 44:19Speaker 7: Yes, they help little girls read?
- 44:23Speaker 4: Well, that's awesome.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Every literate.
- 44:28Speaker 5: Every woman is literate. I just wanted to ask before
- 44:32Speaker 5: we went, before we went, and before we get into
- 44:35Speaker 5: every woman is literate? Isn't it crazy how much our
- 44:38Speaker 5: show has predicted about the future before. We predicted the
- 44:45Speaker 5: Two Towers getting hit?
- 44:46Speaker 2: Yeah, we did, we did.
- 44:52Speaker 5: We predicted our writers per time.
- 44:56Speaker 7: We predicted it sixteen times, exactly right.
- 45:00Speaker 5: It almost felt like they got the idea from us
- 45:02Speaker 5: because we predicted it, so.
- 45:04Speaker 6: Three of them.
- 45:04Speaker 2: We predicted it predicted after we just kept putting it in.
- 45:08Speaker 6: We also predicted the show south Park.
- 45:10Speaker 2: Yeah, it predicts south Park.
- 45:11Speaker 6: We ran yeah, within our show. Yeah, that was about
- 45:14Speaker 6: a group of kids who lived in a mountain.
- 45:16Speaker 7: We ran basically thirty six episodes of south Park.
- 45:19Speaker 2: Within our show it's called north Woods.
- 45:21Speaker 4: We predicted that guy would read lo Lean cmon.
- 45:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:24Speaker 5: We predicted the Oscar snaff who of two thousand and
- 45:28Speaker 5: ninety Yeah.
- 45:29Speaker 6: The specifics of that are very funny, and you have
- 45:32Speaker 6: to you have.
- 45:33Speaker 1: To watch the show to find we we predicted flat
- 45:39Speaker 1: that was pretty cool.
- 45:40Speaker 2: We predicted flame in hot doritos.
- 45:42Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, they'd combine those flavors in the factory because
- 45:46Speaker 1: Melvin lit.
- 45:46Speaker 7: The Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly. We we predicted a lot
- 45:49Speaker 7: of doritos that did happen.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Before that happened, we predicted we were sho holding out.
- 45:55Speaker 1: I think some of the doriadas we predicted are going
- 45:57Speaker 1: to come to Fruition and we're going to find out.
- 45:59Speaker 7: We think we're going to get too doritos. I think
- 46:00Speaker 7: we're gonna get them one day.
- 46:02Speaker 6: Do you think there's any predictions that will come true
- 46:04Speaker 6: that some recurrences in the show that m that's good.
- 46:10Speaker 1: Well.
- 46:11Speaker 3: I do think the episode we did a year ago
- 46:15Speaker 3: where they said milk is gonna start becoming sentient, I
- 46:20Speaker 3: think that that will happen.
- 46:22Speaker 5: There's a good chance of that happens.
- 46:24Speaker 7: There's a good chance of that.
- 46:25Speaker 5: The way that technology is moving, the speed at which
- 46:27Speaker 5: technology is moving, and.
- 46:28Speaker 7: It's so sad we won't see it in our lifetime.
- 46:31Speaker 3: I do think it's going to take about ninety years
- 46:34Speaker 3: but I I wish I could be there when it happens.
- 46:37Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, that's incredible.
- 46:39Speaker 1: I do think there's probably gonna be a period where
- 46:42Speaker 1: robot toilets learn how to do the whip in the name.
- 46:47Speaker 2: I think that's gonna happen.
- 46:48Speaker 5: I think Coke is going to own the moon. I
- 46:50Speaker 5: really think that's gonna happen. Is definitely going to own
- 46:53Speaker 5: the moon. And when they do, people are gonna be
- 46:54Speaker 5: like the stall Wells did it first, The Stallwells did
- 46:58Speaker 5: it first.
- 47:00Speaker 6: I think we all know the new Carson Daily is
- 47:02Speaker 6: going to be.
- 47:03Speaker 5: I think we know definitely on the line.
- 47:07Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and also we go ahead, no no, no,
- 47:12Speaker 3: Well we predicted that Joe Biden will die at some point.
- 47:15Speaker 7: And that no matter what, that's gonna it's gonna happens.
- 47:20Speaker 2: Don't crush your fingers. Don't crush your fingers like that.
- 47:25Speaker 2: The government loves this podcast. Don't crush your fingers.
- 47:28Speaker 6: Man.
- 47:28Speaker 2: I just I just don't please, don't please, don't don't know, don't.
- 47:37Speaker 4: Listener, I don't. I love you guys so much. I
- 47:42Speaker 4: did want to announce something.
- 47:43Speaker 8: If you guys don't mind, of course, I will be
- 47:45Speaker 8: going on dancing with the Stars next year.
- 47:47Speaker 7: Wow, that's awesome.
- 47:52Speaker 2: Yeah, you know who your partner is yet? No, God,
- 47:55Speaker 2: I hope you get Max.
- 47:58Speaker 4: Anyway, Anyway, new coming up for you guys? Anything next up?
- 48:02Speaker 3: Well it's a it's another another day of trying to
- 48:05Speaker 3: earn back the fifty thousand dollars I lost from you,
- 48:08Speaker 3: and uh, just living in the present.
- 48:10Speaker 6: I'm working on a big project. It's just me trying
- 48:13Speaker 6: to remember the lyrics to boba An.
- 48:15Speaker 2: But each boys great, not a tough one to remember.
- 48:18Speaker 4: What will happen when you remember them?
- 48:20Speaker 6: I'll probably move on and try and remember another song
- 48:22Speaker 6: that internal struggle, but I won't listen to the song
- 48:26Speaker 6: until I remember it perfectly. Great.
- 48:29Speaker 1: Dodgers are playing Diamondbacks next Tuesday, and then they're playing
- 48:33Speaker 1: the Red Sox the week after, and uh, it is
- 48:38Speaker 1: Mookie Bets Bobblehead Night.
- 48:41Speaker 2: So that's kind of what I'm up to.
- 48:43Speaker 5: Well, I'm excited to maybe work things out with.
- 48:46Speaker 6: My work husband.
- 48:50Speaker 2: I see some knoodling over there.
- 48:52Speaker 5: We go up and down. It is a fire, fire
- 48:55Speaker 5: fire over here.
- 48:57Speaker 6: You know, too large to live? Eric always says, you
- 48:59Speaker 6: can make it.
- 49:00Speaker 5: Were too large to live, Eric got it.
- 49:05Speaker 1: It would be fun if we if we had our
- 49:07Speaker 1: characters say goodbye to the loyal listeners and loyal viewers
- 49:10Speaker 1: at all.
- 49:11Speaker 5: Great just before we go, you know, I just buy
- 49:16Speaker 5: my mirrors. And we also have a new brand of
- 49:18Speaker 5: of makeup coming out where you use the makeup and
- 49:21Speaker 5: then you try to find somebody else to use it too,
- 49:23Speaker 5: and it's really great. You guys can jump in whenever
- 49:26Speaker 5: you're ready.
- 49:27Speaker 4: It's a million try to find someone else to absolutely.
- 49:31Speaker 7: Don't do it.
- 49:31Speaker 5: It's a huge opportunity.
- 49:32Speaker 2: So you try to get someone to use makeup.
- 49:34Speaker 5: So you try, not necessarily you're trying to use it
- 49:37Speaker 5: and then get somebody to buy it from you totally
- 49:39Speaker 5: different and then you're buying it from somebody else. It's
- 49:42Speaker 5: not a pyramid.
- 49:43Speaker 7: It's a circle, yes, exactly.
- 49:45Speaker 5: The money stays within the circle.
- 49:47Speaker 6: And that's a new show that you're on.
- 49:48Speaker 5: Yes, it's a new TV show I'm on called The Makeups.
- 49:51Speaker 6: Did I mix that up?
- 49:54Speaker 1: Oh?
- 49:54Speaker 2: God, murder there?
- 49:58Speaker 5: Did I mix that up? Anyway? Let's take up?
- 50:02Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no, he's going he's.
- 50:09Speaker 4: Going to his ghost kitchen. He's gonna make burggers for pizzas.
- 50:12Speaker 5: No, if you go oh no, okay, let's all say
- 50:16Speaker 5: goodbye as our characters, and hopefully he'll come back, and
- 50:18Speaker 5: maybe he'll.
- 50:19Speaker 7: Come back to do the last and he's yeay.
- 50:23Speaker 5: No no no no goo goo.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Bye bye.
- 50:31Speaker 7: Bakers and vials, good night, foore.
- 50:34Speaker 6: Wrong farewelling, goodbye you boys are so goodbye one big
- 50:40Speaker 6: yeggs altogether.
- 50:42Speaker 1: Yes, this has been artist artst and artist and artist
- 50:45Speaker 1: answering the question. Now that's what I call it show business.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Good night Hollywood. Hey Jeremy, I wanted to talk to
- 50:54Speaker 2: you about boys stuff real quick.
- 50:56Speaker 4: Hit me boy.
- 50:57Speaker 2: So there's a really cool thing that.
- 51:00Speaker 1: The boys are doing. They're getting on this Patreon. Oh
- 51:02Speaker 1: I heard about artists on Artists on Artists on artists Patreon.
- 51:05Speaker 1: It's this podcast that also is a Patreon and the
- 51:08Speaker 1: boys are just there to kind.
- 51:09Speaker 4: Of be boys.
- 51:10Speaker 2: There's girls there too.
- 51:11Speaker 5: Wait, whoa what was that feminine voice?
- 51:15Speaker 7: Girls are here, we're talking shopping.
- 51:17Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa?
- 51:18Speaker 4: Well, I guess it is a pretty inclusive place.
- 51:22Speaker 2: So no matter how you gender identify it, we're happy
- 51:25Speaker 2: to have you. Please at the Artists on Artists on
- 51:27Speaker 2: artist Patreon.
- 51:28Speaker 5: Come on in the water's warm.
- 51:30Speaker 1: All are welcome and if you have a toxic man
- 51:32Speaker 1: in your life, show them this and it might just
- 51:35Speaker 1: change them forever.
- 51:36Speaker 5: Yeah, if you have a toxic man, they might change forever.
- 51:39Speaker 5: After watching and subscribing to our Patreon boys, you gotta
- 51:44Speaker 5: wrap it up. Okay, bye bye. Artists on Artists on
- 51:47Speaker 5: Artists on Artists. There is an improvised Hollywood Roundtable podcast created,
- 51:50Speaker 5: performed and produced by Kylie Braikman, Jeremy Coleeen, Angela Girtana,
- 51:54Speaker 5: and Patrick McDonald. Music is by Gabriel Ponton. The opinions
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