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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 28 - Tip, Tip, Shaft, Tip · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 3: What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 3: Dad Podcast. Today is November.
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  Speaker 1: Eleventh, eleven eleven.
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  Speaker 3: It is eleven eleven.
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  Speaker 1: It's eleven eleven at eleven eleven. Right now as we're
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  Speaker 1: doing this.
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  Speaker 3: It's eleven eleven and it is four hundred.
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  Speaker 1: We are at our are what is it sixteen twenty
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  Speaker 1: four military time?
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  Speaker 3: Sixteen twenty four military time. We are located currently.
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  Speaker 4: On veterans day is the least is military time out.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think about it. I just wanted to switch
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  Speaker 3: up the intro a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Of cadence, which is also a veterans word to the veterans.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what was your favorite war?
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen twelve? Bro? We went fucking dumb during eighteen twelve,
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  Speaker 1: really firing off muskets and shit. That was the Louisiana purchase. Right,
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  Speaker 1: we don't know, we don't know.
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  Speaker 3: No, this isn't a war podcast.
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  Speaker 4: It saysn't goddamn Goggins.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Goggins actually never fought in the war.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yukes.
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  Speaker 3: Actually I don't know if he did. He probably he
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  Speaker 3: could have.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, he didn't, he didn't. He definitely did it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a Jocko willink, you know, jocka.
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  Speaker 3: I actually have Jocko's protein powder.
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  Speaker 1: I listened to his podcast too.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever had his protein powder? It's really good?
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  Speaker 3: What's good about it? Tastes good?
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  Speaker 1: Dude? Didn't I two days ago ask you to go
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  Speaker 1: haves on a tub of protein powder?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I already have a ton of protein powder.
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  Speaker 1: Well, how come you've never like came and dold me out?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like a poor child.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't really use protein powder that much anymore.
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  Speaker 3: A because it's just easier to go to the store
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  Speaker 3: and just buy a protein shake, and B because no
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  Speaker 3: it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's cost effective though. No, it's not trying to get
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  Speaker 1: protein for the wallet too, trying to get to the
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  Speaker 1: gains for the fucking bank account of you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, the protein powder that I was using
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  Speaker 3: for a while, every time I would eat, every time
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  Speaker 3: I would drink it, I would get like explosive diarrhea
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  Speaker 3: after Oh that's fire. So I just have a full
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  Speaker 3: thing of that in my apartment.
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  Speaker 4: A little rocket fuel for that ass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was fun.
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  Speaker 1: Share it, Share it with me. I'm always trying to
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  Speaker 1: ship more.
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  Speaker 3: It was Quest, okay, yeah, perfect, I love Quest, but
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  Speaker 3: that one protein powder didn't do it for me. Did
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  Speaker 3: I ever tell you about one? Did every tell you
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  Speaker 3: about when Quest sent me that massive care package?
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  Speaker 1: No, they were trying to get you bulked.
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  Speaker 4: They sent me.
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  Speaker 3: They sent me like five thousand dollars worth of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking like the box was like the size of this TV.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did you did you consume it all?
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  Speaker 1: Did you sell it?
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  Speaker 3: On the like three months I finished all of it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you really? What was it? Bars and bars? Proteins?
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  Speaker 3: It was gummies, Yeah, it was bars, the chips, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of the chips, like six full packages of the chips,
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  Speaker 3: A bunch of shakes, some powders.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, And that's what they don't tell you. But eating
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  Speaker 1: right is just as important as being in the gym, because.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be in the gym.
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  Speaker 1: It's more important because I would go to the gym
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  Speaker 1: while I was like intermittent fasting. I go to the
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  Speaker 1: gym in the morning and then not eat until two o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be like, where by gates, where by gates you're
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  Speaker 3: losing them.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be fucking looking around with the fucking periscope for
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  Speaker 1: my fucking games.
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  Speaker 3: If you if you don't eat after the gym, it
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  Speaker 3: starts eat away at your muscle exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It was negative. I was turning negative. I was getting
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  Speaker 1: emaciated and skinny fat.
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  Speaker 3: You're actually supposed to, uh, you're supposed to have six
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  Speaker 3: protein meals a day.
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  Speaker 1: Six protein meals. Do you hear that, folks? Because what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck is a protein meal? Anything with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of protein. Yeah, I'm on slump mode right now. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to hold it together. Why just so tired?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you so tired? Bro?
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  Speaker 3: Last night was fucking insane?
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  Speaker 4: What what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Bro? What did you do?
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  Speaker 3: We went to the Rowan show at the stand, No, Bro,
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  Speaker 3: and that shit was insane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my special should be up soon. I hit an
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  Speaker 1: hour and a half at the stand, bust.
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  Speaker 3: How long were you guys up there?
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  Speaker 1: For?
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  Speaker 5: An hour?
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  Speaker 1: Hour plus? Yeah? Probably hour twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Felt like fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and forever. I could have stayed up there because
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  Speaker 1: when you're in the in the flow state, when you're
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  Speaker 1: truly in flow state, you don't realize you completely lose
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  Speaker 1: sense of time. Of course, No, the homies, uh Matt
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  Speaker 1: and Chane hit me up the night before the show
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  Speaker 1: at ten o'clock. They're like, hey, do you want to
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  Speaker 1: do this show? It's okay, but I'm as you know
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  Speaker 1: if you listen to this show that we're fans of
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  Speaker 1: that show. So uh yeah, I should have been nervous
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  Speaker 1: about it, but it didn't really have enough time to
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  Speaker 1: be nervous about it. It went good. We did.
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  Speaker 4: We told some jokes up on stage very well.
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  Speaker 3: It was very very funny. I was laughing a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Were you yeah, were you, But you were laughing out
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  Speaker 1: of pride. You were laughing.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't no no, and here's a comedy.
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  Speaker 1: You're just laughing, just beaming, like a father watching his
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  Speaker 1: son at his first dancer citle.
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  Speaker 3: No, I was laughing very hard. It was very funny.
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  Speaker 1: Tell a joke that, Tell a joke that was said.
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  Speaker 3: Then the tag joke bro prop ass tag that you brought.
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  Speaker 3: I came out like bag it runs a big prop
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  Speaker 3: comedy guy ca props. Oh yeah, the fire hose joke
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  Speaker 3: almost got wung kicked out of the stand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was dark, but I think that uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that having props set up could be the
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  Speaker 1: fucking way. Dude just going out with a watermelon and
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  Speaker 1: smashing a watermelon. I think it would make people die laughing.
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  Speaker 1: I think that people would be very into it. But
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  Speaker 1: we got to we got to see like it was
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  Speaker 1: like a who's who of the show. Fucking uh Shane
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  Speaker 1: Gillis was there, Fucking Tim Dillon.
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  Speaker 4: We saw after the fat Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Joe list was their list.
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  Speaker 1: We saw Dan Soda, Big Dan Soda was in the
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  Speaker 1: fucking mix. Fucking grew and came through fresh off lap band.
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  Speaker 1: He fucking flew cross country to to say what's out
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  Speaker 1: to us in one of the Delta or the Jet
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  Speaker 1: Blue pods, and he saw was in recovery the whole
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  Speaker 1: time we saw A Z's and sorry, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Sas was convinced the entire night that.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't him.
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  Speaker 3: It was just so weird.
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  Speaker 1: You were calling everybody else racist for saying that it
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  Speaker 1: was A Z's. That's just it's just an Indian guy.
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  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, that was really that was crazy. That was
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  Speaker 3: a fun night. A lot of a lot of good
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  Speaker 3: comedy going on in New York right now. We're going
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  Speaker 3: to see Tim Dillon tonight. Are you at the Beacon?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Is it a podcast or is it a stand up?
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  Speaker 4: Stand up?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? And I am just.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: How are you gonna laugh out to wake up tomorrow early?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? For a music video?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah dude, we gotta fly out to Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 1: And then we're find a mini Apple. That's that fucking
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  Speaker 1: grind life though. Bro, We're just fucking grinding dude at
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  Speaker 1: all times. Bro, fucking once they stop, we're recording this.
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  Speaker 1: The next day we were coming and record this. We
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  Speaker 1: get tired, We fucking yawn. We overcome.
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  Speaker 3: People don't like when we yawn. But the truth is
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  Speaker 3: sometimes you have to yell.
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  Speaker 4: I don't yawn.
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  Speaker 3: No, you will be yawning within the next ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee I won't. I guarantee I'm completely devoid of
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  Speaker 1: I watched both.
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  Speaker 3: Of you holding one back right now.
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  Speaker 1: You never try and like yall with your mouth closed
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  Speaker 1: and your uh and your nose pinched, It'll come out
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  Speaker 1: your eyes. You try it, next time you have to yawn,
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  Speaker 1: it'll fucking like eke out of your eyes. Okay, now
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  Speaker 1: now close your mouth, close your mouth, and close your nose.
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  Speaker 1: See how your eyelids just flow. Did you see how
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  Speaker 1: your eyelids just inflated like that?
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  Speaker 3: No they didn't.
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  Speaker 1: They look like the Macy's day floats at the fucking parade.
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  Speaker 1: You're tweaking, bro, I am tweaking, Bro.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you tweaking right now?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm off for fucking bean right now.
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  Speaker 3: I know I could use a little something something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dave, let me get in their stash. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: was like, you've been a good soldier. Come in here,
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  Speaker 1: and he fucking opened up a drawer and it started
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  Speaker 1: glowing like the box lights came out glowing like the
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  Speaker 1: box and pulp fiction. It was just like, oh and
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  Speaker 1: it was the holy grail of fucking Adderall and Adderalls
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  Speaker 1: that they stopped making it like it was like the
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  Speaker 1: Adderall from ninety six that they stopped making back.
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  Speaker 3: The stuff that they used to put in Coca cola.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the ship they'd sell is a Tonic as a
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  Speaker 1: traveling salesman, the original Adderall.
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  Speaker 3: I just remember that I have a diet coke in
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  Speaker 3: my backpack and I could use it.
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  Speaker 4: Damn bro crack that DC man.
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  Speaker 3: No, let's get Jake. Let's get Jake in here.
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  Speaker 5: I want that diet coke now.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you. Jake is one of the producer.
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  Speaker 1: What's Jake's role in the show? And how would you
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  Speaker 1: name him? Would you call him a producer on the show?
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  Speaker 3: No? Yeah, he's a helping hand.
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  Speaker 1: That's most SAS has a SAS has a contentious relationship
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  Speaker 1: at with Jake.
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  Speaker 3: The YouTube Jake Edit's the YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: You like Jake in the way that you know how
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  Speaker 1: when Big Cat says he likes someone, you know he's
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  Speaker 1: about the like crush him. I don't actually have any
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  Speaker 1: I consider him a friend, but fuck that dude.
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  Speaker 3: I'm texting Jake right now and tell him to bring
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  Speaker 3: me my diet coke.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen whenever you start clapping at Jake like you're
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  Speaker 1: Cleopatra trying to get one of the like their foots
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  Speaker 1: human footstool to come lay in front of her. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that's what you're like with Jake. You'll just
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  Speaker 1: be like Jake.
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  Speaker 3: He's a nice kid, and he does what I say,
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  Speaker 3: older than you. He is older than me. I saw
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  Speaker 3: someone kid if they're older than you.
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  Speaker 1: I like how you call people a kid.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, can you go to my desk in the
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  Speaker 3: side pocket of my backpack.
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  Speaker 1: You need a fucking twenty c seeds of caffeine.
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  Speaker 3: Stat This will be good, This will bring me back
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  Speaker 3: to life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been going on people's podcasts too, though, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I have been. I went on the podcast with the Homies,
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  Speaker 1: and you went onto podcast with the Homies.
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  Speaker 3: What podcast did you go on?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man chains blanked out for a second there, Bro,
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  Speaker 3: you greeting out right now once again. Got a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of dms. Feel being like green out is a thing?
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  Speaker 3: Run such a fucking moron. And then I got one DM. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: this one was real funny, Bro, don't fucking talk about
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  Speaker 3: weed if you don't smoke.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta find this a gatekeeper.
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  Speaker 4: There was a gatekeeper in our midst.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. He was like, ah, I can never find a
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  Speaker 3: DM when I'm looking forward, even though I know this
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  Speaker 3: was literally today that he DMed me.
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  Speaker 1: How the fuck is that, dude? You know what, I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually tired of what getting dms from uh people. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go saying like, YO, hook me up with sass.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 4: Tell your little thoughts to.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking leave me alone.
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  Speaker 3: This is what this guy says. Justin says, you dumb fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Greening out is not a thing. It's called passing out.
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  Speaker 3: Don't talk about weed if you never smoke, you dumb shit.
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  Speaker 3: And then he said, you have no idea what you're
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  Speaker 3: talking about, but talk with so much certainty. You are
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  Speaker 3: funny but also really stupid and confidently stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, this dude must be fucking pissed, and I know
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  Speaker 1: he's pissed at your perspective.
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  Speaker 3: That's the funniest thing is that weed people. It's so
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  Speaker 3: easy to make them just so angry.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're their brains are so bad, because they're so stupid,
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  Speaker 1: because of the weed, Because of the weed exactly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we just solve that fucking circle. We just closed that
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  Speaker 1: loop real fucking quick. They get mad because they have
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  Speaker 1: bad brains, because they've been poisoning their brains with weed
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  Speaker 1: all the Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And also it's like, okay, yeah, obviously it's it's it's
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  Speaker 3: called it's passing out, but you're passing out from weed.
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  Speaker 1: Also, passing out from weed is bitch made. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean you pass out from smoking something, you're a bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's like that's like passing out, like
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  Speaker 3: blacking out, and being like, Bro, there's no such thing
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  Speaker 3: as blacking out. It's called passing out. It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: no fucking ship, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's also just people being like there's no just thing
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  Speaker 4: is Kleenex.
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  Speaker 3: It's called tissue.
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  Speaker 4: It's like they're a different name for the same fucking thing.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you dumb motherfucker, you stupid an enemy of the show.
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  Speaker 1: You must you best not miss. Do you think weed's addictive?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: I know, because I've dealt with Roane's addiction firsthand. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I I broke into it and I missed the flight. Bro,
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  Speaker 3: just gonna roll one up really quick, real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, has found me in the in the bathroom on
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  Speaker 1: a plane one time, lighting up a fucking two grand blunt,
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  Speaker 1: just being like, I fucking need this ship.
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  Speaker 3: Bro. She was blowing it down the toilet and flushing
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: every every just tapped, and I was like, dude, that's
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  Speaker 3: not doing anything.
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  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, you don't don't talk about we if you don't smoke.
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  Speaker 1: You don't fucking know.
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  Speaker 4: You've never smoked a fat one on a plane before.
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  Speaker 1: One time, I was on a plane ride back from
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Sweden with this guy organic who like runs a battle
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  Speaker 1: rap league, and he was fiending for a cigarette so
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  Speaker 1: hard on the plane that he was like, dude, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go smoking in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, don't do that, Like that's so fucking dumb.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, that's like you straight up, Like the plane
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  Speaker 3: lands and they arrest you on the spot if you
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 1: And we were over the Atlantic Ocean, Yeah, like they
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  Speaker 1: would have had to land on the iceberg from Titanic
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  Speaker 1: to fucking arrest is dumb ass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fucked dude.
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  Speaker 1: On that same trip, I uh, it was like a
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  Speaker 1: battle rap competition and like also it must have been
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  Speaker 1: the only hip hop thing going on in all of
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: sweet in that year. So like there were all these
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: like old musical guests, but like Paul Wall and have you.
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: Ever heard of Bone Thugs in Harmony?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I got in the car as soon as I got there,
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  Speaker 1: like some other battle rappers like dude, let's smoke in
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  Speaker 1: the car and uh like uh, it was like someone
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  Speaker 1: from Bone Thugs in Harmony and I was just like, so,
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  Speaker 1: where are you guys from? And they all just looked
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: at me there like Cleveland, like I was the biggest
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: dickhead of all time. They're like headlining this festival. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I just looked like the biggest fucking idiot of
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  Speaker 1: all time. Bro.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't know Bone and Thugs, that's on you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah bro, if you do, I have.
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  Speaker 3: One Bone Thugs and Harmony song on my phone. I
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: forget what it is.
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  Speaker 1: This one's for.
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  Speaker 6: Big a biggie, This Bone and Busy Busy is that
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  Speaker 6: the one Let's ride.
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  Speaker 1: Let's ride. But they got so fucked up out in
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: Sweden that they were like falling off the fucking stage.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: Uh, they were ship faced. Yeah, they have drinking problems.
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is actually an intervention for Bone Thugs.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: And you guys need to get your ship together.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: And I'm sorry I didn't know your guys' name.
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: Do you know their names now?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Busy Bone, Lazy Bone, Crazy.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Bone, Yeah, you got all three of them.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Is that that right?
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: It's Bone Thugs and Harmony. So one of their names
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: is and yet no Bone is not and it's not
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: a person. So Bone Thugs and the manager Bone and
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Thug are brothers, and then Harmony is their cousin.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: And he's the one that harmonize.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: He holds them all together.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, they were it was they were up till like
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: four am in the hotel room with this rapper named Disaster,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: just like and they really were just like harmonizing with
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: each other till like five in the morning. The dudes
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: just loved the harmony. What is that?
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: What was the one that you were just saying? The
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: biggie smallest one is that?
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's boned and biggie biggie. It's boned and biggie biggie.
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: Let's ride. Let's ride get high, get high?
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: And how does it get high? Dangerous? Yeah, nobody come back.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: With us straight up.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: We know Angel Dus label us notorious, and then I
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: know the cross.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Us we be at the cross roads.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: I wish we could play it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: I mean basically what we did was just as good.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: We're probably gonna get copyrighted just from singing it.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. Now, you get copyrighted for singing songs. Yeah,
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: if you sing them good, you don't even have to
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: sing them good. Really, mm hmm.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: That's fucking bullshit, I know. And good for you you're happy.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I'm talthy.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I never thought they said that that. I always thought
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: they say good for you, you look happy in hell?
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Oh ship, like they don't they hell the.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: And they like started a new sentence.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that. I mean, I think that would
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: be cooler. Yeah, so what's so cool about being like
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: you look happy and healthy?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's passive aggression. That it's passive aggression
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: in the lyrics. Yeah, but you're saying that happy in hell?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Isn't her boyfriend gay now her old ex boyfriend?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: He is?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is?
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: He came out as gay.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Bro Rigo's boyfriend.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Also, wasn't he like she was like fourteen and he
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: was like thirty and they were dating?
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: What's wrong?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Dude? Go to Miami that's normal.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: All the girls into Miami clubs are fourteen.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Go to Miami. That's just how it is. Bro, like,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: read a book one time, read a book about Miami
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: one time. No, I didn't. I didn't know that Rodrigo
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: was on that ship. No Rodrigo was. Uh No, I
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: mean liking gay men?
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, I mean they all do. She like,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: she didn't just like a gay man, Bro, she loved
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: a gay man.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Dude. You know what pissed me off is when they
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: were trying to call Sean Mendez gay. I'm like, bro,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: is not gay? Fucking shut the fuck up? Available when
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: him and Haley beef.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Giving chat, it's giving share, it's giving share.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Let's get that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Die coke in here. Thanks brother, appreciate you, I I sir, Yeah,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: where was? Why is it warm?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Appreciate Jake. You don't have to take his golf, Jake,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: shut out. J want a cup.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Seeing now? Oh there's a hair, Yeah, he probably put Jake, dude,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: he's fired. Well, he'll be fired by the end of
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: the day. My diet coke is warm and there's a
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: hair on it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of the Ruth Bader Ginsburg The
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Supreme Court justice and like the hair on the diet
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: coke thing Jake put her. She like put her pube
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: on my pig on a on a die coke cane
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Ruth did Yeah, No, she didn't. She did, well, who
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: was drinking the coke?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: And in turn she was like sexually harassing them? No way, facts,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: there's documentaries about it that, dude, you need to read more.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: You need that.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yes, how fucking nuts is that?
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Also? How funny was it yesterday at the show when
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Rome was like trying to fit in with them, and
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: he was like, I never read. He's like, I literally
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: don't read. It's like when you're coming every day, you're like, yeah,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I read a novel about World War One, but not
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: the actual war. It was another war happening in a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: local village.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: That's not true at all. I haven't. I haven't finished
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: a book this year. You think I was trying to
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: fit in because.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: They're on like that Gary v shit, Like you read
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: one page, but then you read the page like one
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: hundred times and memorize it.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I listened to a minute of a book on tape,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: but fucking for sixty minutes straight. I listened to the
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: same minute of the book on tape. Dude, I was
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: flipping through the fucking forty eight Laws of Power and
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I came up.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly how many books do you have? You have
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: a library in your house, no smaller, like a small library.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Not even I don't even have a full shelf of books.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Damn really even I got a full shelf.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Brother.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've been on the same Bukowski book for
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: fucking eight years.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I haven't, dude. It's a novel.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's a series, the Bukowski series.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah is it? Actually there was three, and I've read
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: all three of them, so fuck you. I'm actually, uh,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I haven't read all three of them. I was a lie,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: and I I.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Uh, you're a pathological lie.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Myself as an honest man always, so I will admit
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I'm halfway through Post Office and it's taken me a
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: long time to get through it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Wow, Bukowski is not as good as they say.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: No, he is. I just haven't been reading much, been
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: watching more.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I caught a fucking uh on the way up to Boston.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: You just reading Bukowski in front of the fucking FT Ah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: how was that? Well, you were just fucking You're just
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: living in the fucking moment. Bro just fucking it is
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: a good book. Yeah, you wanted to be seen reading
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: it so bad?
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: So bad? Oh yeah. I was looking at Twitter after
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, did no one post a picture?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I got? You broasted me?
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: What's going on with that?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I got some shit. We just have to craft ahead.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: There's nothing more romantic than reading on a train?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Is that caption?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: No, that's I just came up with that.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: But can I use that? Or like I need a
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: fucking sweet ass caption for it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: It just makes you seem cool, Like I'm like, I
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: feel cool, not even cool like reading. And I was like, well,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna read too.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah he was reading a kindle, but he was definitely
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: actually reading.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and he reads all the time. You have
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: to read, you know, used to read one hundred pages
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: a day.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: It shows Actually, Yeah, he's just a smart dude because.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: He knows a bunch of big words.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I thinks he's so cool.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: He's gay words. You have you know how like people
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: will like cut into a Bible and put like a whiskey.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have that with when in middle school.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: You have you like crack open a book and to
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: make it look like you're reading and you're just scrolling
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: your phone the entire time to just cut out.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I did that in like, uh yeah, I think it
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: was in middle school.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: I cut a hole and put my eye touch in it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Did you really Satin class?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, well, this is dumb as
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: fuck because like I'm sitting there like swiping on the
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: on the book like obviously I'm I'm doing something that
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to be doing.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Cutting a hole in a book is hilarious too. I
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: had a cutting with scissors.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I drew the square or the rectangle with like a
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: pen trailer. Yeah, I traced my phone on and then
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I just use like an exact oeblade and I just
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: cut each page individually, like over and over again.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They should have got on you for having the
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: fucking exact oe blade in there and at oh I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: thought you were like in class with it. I don't know.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Is that never something you got Like when I was younger,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I got like weirdly into like like hidden compartments always
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: like intrigued to me.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: You thought you're about to be a spy or something.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I used to just google like hidden hidden compartments. Yeah,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: because it's like sick, Like I like hitting compartments like
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I would. I'm talking about like shit where it would
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: be like a staircase underneath like a yes, yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: That's the dream. Yeah, having that in your house. It's
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: sick as having a hidden stair away or like a
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: door that's like a bookshelf or some shit like that.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: That shit is sweet. Yeah, Or like in Heavyweights when
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: they they're like they're sneaking all their candy into their beds.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: You've never seen heavyweights? No fuck, it's about a bunch
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: of kids just like you.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, what do they do?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a bunch of heavy heavy set podcasters who have
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: to try and get slim.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I'm balking up big time right now. I'm beefy, are
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: you dude? I have the metabolism of literally like a
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: ninety year old man.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: It's slow.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: It's so fucked. I didn't go to the gym for
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: a week, and I went hard the week before, like
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: cardio and weights every day. Yeah I think I I
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: think I weigh like a two hundred pounds right now.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: My stomach.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Let's get you on this scale.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: I literally look like a pregnant lady.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Is it? Is?
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: It hard?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Or is it soft?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: So soft, I know I'm gonna throw up.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: And then if I what kind of breakfast here?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I can lose the weight so fast too, Like if
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I go to the gym every day for a week,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: I'll have noticeable results. It's all like it's all bloating
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: and like it's too much like sodium and.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: That sounds like fast metabolism.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Friend, No, but I can gain the weight so fast.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's insane.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Why not introduce a little discipline to your life?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I know I try, but then like we go to
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: the comedy shows and then I'm gonna do a set tomorrow,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: and it's like, what am I supposed to just go
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: to this comedy club for like fifteen minutes and do
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: my set and leave.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: That's what the pros do. When I was on the circuit,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I'd go to five clubs a night, real bang bang
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: bang bang bang.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: I do my fucking set, and I go home.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know how people do that.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's insane, like you you cause even last night,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: like watching people like come off stage, it seems so
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: emotionally trying, like it seems like you're really like living
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and dying and like in your own head, about your
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: all the moments and shit like that. It's like, oh,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: like this ender did this, or like we use this opener.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: When I went down to the bathroom. We were the
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Comedy Seller and Shane was up and he was finishing
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: his set, and like I was in the bathroom and
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: they were like howling, laughing, and then he comes up
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: and he's like, well, that was a fucking disaster. He's like,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: there's a group of girls who I could just tell
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: hated me. And I was like, dude, the entire audience
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: was like dying from laughter.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like one of the hottest names possible. Yeah, overjoyed,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah to see him, And uh, but motherfuckers are hard
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: on themselves.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I know I relate, just kidding. After I do what
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: was stand up show, I'm like, god, that was the
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: literally the best set anyone's ever done. I was like,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: no one has ever crushed like that ever.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: After we were at the stand, we went to the
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Comedy Seller and.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: We were Shane's plastic men last night. What do you
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: mean plastic man just follow him around? Oh yeah, facts, Shane,
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: We're we going now everywhere else can we go?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And we were getting thoroughly roasted by every comic. They'd
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: be like, Oh, you're out here with fucking one tree Hill.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You're out here. Everybody was just like, Oh, you're out
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: here like chaperoning these little children whatever. Everybody had some
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: fucking jokes not fucking funny or appreciated, and.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: They would all be like, they come over, and then
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Shane would be like, what's up, and he'd be like,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: this is Ron. He works for Barstool, and then he
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: would just like be like this is Harry, and that
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: would be it.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: And you would get so pissed fucking steam started coming
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: out of your ear like a fucking animated.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Well hot, I get what he meant where he says
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: that I'd start going by my real name if I
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: want to do stand up, and I do appreciate the suggestions,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: but also it's like if you trying to introduce me
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: to other comedy people, like just being like, oh, this
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: is Harry doesn't really do much. What do you mean
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: They're not gonna know who I am?
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: So what does that matter? He's just introducing you as
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: a human.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: No he wasn't, though, and he kept on introducing me
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: to be like he's trying to get into comedy.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: But but you got to start as just your name first. No,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: so he he should be like, this is little Sasquatch. Yes,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: that's gonna make him look like a dickhead. Why because
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: he's got to say little Sasquatch. I mean, I agree,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: it makes it seem like he doesn't know you. It's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: like this is method man.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: No it doesn't.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: This is slim. She calls you Roan.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: He doesn't call you Adam.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: But that's like a name that he was like they
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: might have.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: He said that to multiple people.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: This is this is hard Way aka Crisco the muff
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Man aka and Grandma's favorite grandson, asked the girl, I
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: don't know, yeah, and then you it was a fun night.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Though there was chalk on the table.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wrote my name and which apparently it's a
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: big no no and no. Even though the board, even
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: though the table's literally a chi board and there's chalk
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: there to write.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: On, he wrote his full name.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: My first thing to do was I was like, I'm
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: gonna write my name.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I wrote my name like you were like etching it
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: into conker.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Then the owner came over and wiped it off in
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: my face.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Not even the owner, the like the Booker.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was like she was there on a laptop
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and uh, Shane was like, hey, this guy's trying to
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: get in a comedy and he wrote his name on
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the table.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: She'll be crawling back to me soon enough.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: No, he's that's uh. This this woman Liz uh. And
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: she bullied the funk out of you. She walked over
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: and you started to introduce yourself and like, hey, I'm Harry.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I'd love to get an opportunity to knocked your hand
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: out of the way.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Did not happen.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: She didn't scrub your name.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Did she?
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: She did scrub my name out. I already said that,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: what did she? What did she say? And then I said,
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I called channapathological liar.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: He said that you wrote your name and you're like, no,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: he's lying.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah I did say that. I said that he
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: wrote his name.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you wrote his name next to it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Well, he wrote comic pointing at you.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, even more, even more on the nose.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I took a picture of it. It's gonna be hanging
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: in the louver one day.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I also took a picture of it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Bro, you best not show the camera. It's got my
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: full name on it. Well, now we're gonna have to blur.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: This out my thumbs over your name?
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Oh was that me writing it?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Damn, I gotta get a haircut, dude, my hair is
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: a mess. I hate looking at my side profile makes
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: me want to actually kill myself.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, don't uh, don't kill yourself. Bro.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: My mom just like sent me a picture of my
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: little sister.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: It's the fuck mom, Harry thought I killed to myself
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: this morning. I did, and then I just hopped in
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: the uber and I was like, I'll handle that later.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: I was like, I gotta go do this podcast. I'll
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: handle that.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: So what was that? What was the noise heard? Did
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you not hear it?
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: I think it woke me up, but I don't know
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: what it was.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: It's like the entire apartment like shook, and it sounded
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: like it was coming.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Right from your room.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Sound like it was coming from it must have.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Been coming from it didn't sound like it was coming
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: from above us.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: So like someone had tied a weight to a beam.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: It was dangling.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: No, literally, it sounded like a chair fell and then
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: something like pulled onto the roof.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I'm dead serious. And I was like, oh shit, and.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Have you checked on your other roommates?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Well, okay?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: And then oh and texted me and said he just
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: tried to hang himself from the from the sprinkler.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Did you actually text him that?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: But was it too uh because you heard that noise
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: or no?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I texted him.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: I was like, what was that noise?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: And you said you tried to hang it but it
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: was spotted like he.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Was joking, but it was That's what it sounded like.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a good folly artist. That's what it is
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: when you're supposed to New York and movies.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Fully is fun. We should start a fully podcast.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: A creed. Yeah, what the fuck? What's an area? Would
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: that have just been? Those are just all cool sound.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that would have been?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Like rainforest someone sneaking into the back of a rainforest
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: cafe with murder on their minds?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Whatever happened to that guy?
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Murder on my mind?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Guy see in prison?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck is? What fuck?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Who is the guy that wrote the song?
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Why? Why something?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Why? Jlly Melly, Nelly, o'melly? No, who are you talking
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: about the dude.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Who wrote the song about murder?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Murder?
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: No?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: He went to jail for killing his friend Chris Webby.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: No, this was literally you're thinking of Chris Webby.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: You guys are fucking with me.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: I'm not fucking with you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know the Murder on my Mind Burgers into
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Fries That was a song by that dude, Kale dude,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: when they drove up to the drive through and they're like,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: can I get some burgers and some fries?
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Why m w melly?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: What?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: What does why NW stand for?
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: You don't know?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: You don't know why nw melly? You obviously do. You're
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: so up to date on the rap scene.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, Yes, I am up to date on the rap scene.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: And you don't know. You don't know mel I have.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: My Gonja SIGs and I listened to my scene.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: You don't know Murder on Okay, so the song is
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: literally called Murder on my Mind. Why are you guys
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: acting like I'm fucking insane?
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I just didn't remember the It's.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Got almost a billion views on Spotify, billion plays.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Sing a little bit of it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: I can't, I don't know the words.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: We'll play a little bit of it. Murder on I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: want to kill someone. Murder on my Mind? Is this
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: one of the songs where they just confessed to kill
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to the murder. Oh yeah, so this is the same
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: tune as the Burgers and some Fries That yeahs.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: And some fries. Wait, who who did that video?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: That dude? Kale Yea and his voyd John. That was
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: their first thing that went viral. The boys shout out
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: kale and John. They came through New Orleans for uh
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: neighborhood each when we did the post real ship. Yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: they're awesome there.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: So what are we doing in Minneapolis this week?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: We are going up to Mindianapolis for a lettuce eating competition,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: a lettuce lettuce club. Have you ever seen that photo
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: of like lettuce club?
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: No, I told you there was one in my school.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: It's funny as hell.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: We should we should do a show while we're up there,
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: just a live partty.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: That was actually super fucked up that I just said
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: live potty. I actually want to kill myself from that
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: this picture. You've never seen this picture of lettuce club. No,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: they all just eat ahead of lettuce and the winner
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: gets uh The winner becomes lettuce Club for the rest of.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: The year, become president of the club.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Of the Let's Club. Yeah, they become the next presidente.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: They become the presidente of bars. They stole that from
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Alprez Presidente. Yeah, I think Presidente Beer definitely stole it
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: from him.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: He should he should get like a sponsorship with them. Yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: that'd be sick.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Frank the Tank's been calling himself John Adams the second Presidente. Really, yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: because he's gonna fill in Dave's shoes whenever Dave decides
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: to step to the side.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: He actually said that, Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Frank is planning on taking over all barstool.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: That would be awesome.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: I'll probably lose my job if.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Somebody sent me the weirdest DM the other day. They
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: were just like dead serious. They're like, hey, have you
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: thought of that? You might not have a job in
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: a few years whenever one leaves.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got that exact same DM.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Really yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: They were like, what do you think about the the
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: ogs like Fights and KFC and Dave, Big Cat Caleb.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: They're like the Yeah, they look at all getting old.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: They're like, what do you what do you think about
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: when they' gonna get all old and like Barstool is
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: gonna be nothing. I was like, I don't fucking know, dude, Yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I was like, Bro, I'm young,
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I'm young, dumb and having fun.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that last young dumb full of cump. Yeah,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: come coming out of your eyes. Bro.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, Bro, I'm I'm just trying to have
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: a good ass time. Well I can, Bro, I'm here
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: for a good time, not for a long time.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Right, brodde you ever try to come and then pinch
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: your dick tip and then cum comes out of your eyes?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: That ship is crazy.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Usually just comes out of my ass like.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: A fountain in Italy.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like cum rainbow coming out of that ass. Boys,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: fucking take pictures of yourselves coming and see what orifice
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: it pops out of next. The results might fucking surprise you.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Got to try that.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: The girl's podcast I did earlier Natalie Cuomo was woman's
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: You mean a woman sorry, the women's podcast that I
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: did know.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: You said, the women's podcast. It wasn't a women's podcast,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: but it was a woman's podcast, Okay.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: The girl's podcast who I did earlier, Natalie Cuomo was
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: showing us her dms that she got this weekend, and
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: it was a dude who like wanted her to like
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: make fun of him, and she sent him like like
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: seventy or he sent her like seventy five dick pics
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: and they were like like one of them was like
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: his balls wearing glasses. What dude, it was one of
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: the crazy and then he sent like pictures of like
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: it just like his face.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Super weird.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that we say a lot
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: of things are super weird weird and they actually aren't.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: But uh no, it was that one is It was
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: really weird. Yeah, I don't know why dudes.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: The balls on the glasses was kind of funny.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Though that is funny, it is, it is genius, but
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: at the same time they harassed. I mean just uh,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know why dudes send so many what they
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: want to, like this distribute their penis so badly. I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: don't know, motherfuckers want to distribute their penis. Can't relate
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: it pro yeah, bro, relate, bro, this shit is staying
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: any other goofy ones anything else. That was basically they
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: didn't dress it up like the Renaissance fair, Like the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: two balls are like jousting and then there's like a
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: lady in like the penis tower or something like that.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: You have you ever seen that penis art from a
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: while ago.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: There used to be fucking on TikTok. There suld be
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a show on HBO called Puppetry of the Penis.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, there have you You know what I'm talking about? Tip, tip,
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: shaft tip?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: You know that guy?
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: No?
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, dude, I wrote a blog about this.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: I'll pull up the TikTok because it is fucking funny.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Do you write blogs this? Well?
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: The only time I ever wrote a blog like.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: This guy's penis has to get covered.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: No.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Literally, it's one of the funnier things I've ever seen that.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: You gotta listen to the audio because someone was like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: how did you paint that? Like there's like a painting
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: behind him. There's a painting behind him in the video
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: and he's like someone like commented and they were like
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: did you paint that? And he was like, yeah, I did.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: And then he and then he goes and he zooms
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: on the painting and he's like tip tip, shaft tip,
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: and it's like it's just like everything is just his
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: like the tip of his penis like pressed up against
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: the canvas or like the shaft what And there's like
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: a big explosion of painting one in one spot and
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: he's like you don't want to know how this got here.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I'll show you and he sells them. Oh my god,
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: he's gonna he's dm me like a hundred times. Yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: he's probably gonna DM me again after this.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: We should buy one a penis painting, I think, Bro,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Fuck that, Bro. I don't want some guys dick on
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: my wall. Some guys dick paid on my fucking wall.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: That's the last thing I need right now with my
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: fucking mental state. Are you good? Another man's penis.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: All over the fucking way?
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Are you good?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: No? Thanks, bro, Yo, open up to us. People want
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: to hear more about the rown life.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Bro. I just told you about how I fucking confused
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: busy Bone with fucking a random Swedish gud.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: We want more, bro, Bro.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: You couldn't handle the fucking stories I've got bro coming
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: up in the fucking hip hop game. Shit was fucking crazy. Bro.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: If I wasn't overdosing and getting jumped every weekend, I
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: didn't know where I was.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Man, Oh here we go, alright, give me.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: All right, this is a perfect time to do one
• 36:43
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• 36:49
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• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and revitalight and hand sanitizer. Right ready, we're still washing
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: our hands over here. Wait fuck fuck bro, this ship
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: doesn't sound like the right ship.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: That wasn't it?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Where is it not sound correct?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Bro? Why does he not have the.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I could just clean this up? Yeah, this is actually
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: dead air. Bro. This is fucking killing me. Bro. Fuck
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: fuck her to my far.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I think he deleted his account.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, bro, Well.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: That's a bummer. What a what a big hype up
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: for nothing?
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Sorry?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Guys, kind of just ship the bed on that didn't I?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why you did that. Bro. We're
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: trying to have a fucking smooth show right now.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I'll just cut it. Actually, yeah, yeah, it's fine. I
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: mean I was looking forward to showing it. It's a
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: hilarious video. But I guess he deleted it.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I mean it's also a podcast.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just wanted to play the audio so
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: you could hear him go dick tip cheft tip.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: That sound funny.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: It is so funny. I wonder why he deleted his account.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was affecting his probably because he was painting
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: with his cock. Yeah, and well he was a cock painter.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Or maybe they deleted it for him saying like you
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: can't paint with your cock.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: That's most likely what happened on our platform. People paint
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: with their like period blood.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: You yeah, but they're women, Okay, you dude, don't say
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: that there.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Girls don't do Girls don't do that. Girls don't have periods.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: And if they do, it doesn't bleed. No, they it
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: comes out just a fucking nice tidy cube, a fucking
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: glowing cube that just fucking a shiny white cube that
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: pops out.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: And touch it.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: It's like auto tune, like a Land of the Lost.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Page and throw it in the trash.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: It's just an led cube that like, depending on their mood,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: it comes out a little bit of a different color.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: It's like how men, like men's foreskin grows back every
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: month and you have to go to the doctor to
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: get it trimmed.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or just like you'll get a like a caesar,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: you'll get like a tight fade on your foreskin, or
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: you could let it grow to an afro, cultivate, cultivate
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: the schmegma.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Like grow out the tip.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a white dude with dreadlocks, just don't wash
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: that tip. No, that's the best way. You just don't
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: wash the fucking tip.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: I can't believe we gotta go to New Jersey tomorrow morning.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's gonna suck. We gotta put this whole music
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: video thing behind us. I don't think you'd ever make
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: it in the music video game.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, definitely not. I don't also have a suit, which
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: is gonna be a problem. So tell me, I gotta
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: have a suit.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Suit. Yeah, you gotta wear a suit. Yes, that's fucking suit.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to borrow one of yours. You're gona
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: have to bring me a suit.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: My shit is tailored, tailored to my body. You're gonna
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: be swimming in it.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Bro, you gotta do what you gotta do.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Bro here, No, you couldn't fill out my fucking suit.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna actually have to use your just like you're
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: gonna actually have to bring me a suit.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Just go buy one.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go buy a suit. Why because they're
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: like seven hundred dollars.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Not all suits go to nord shrumrak.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, so they're three hundred dollars go to.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Just buy a suit, jacket, wear some pants.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I don't want to spend.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying you're gonna expense it. I'm gonna give you
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: a company card. You're gonna go do it.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: No, Beau, I don't even have time to do that time. No,
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: because we're going to the comedy show right after this ends,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: and then and then we're going at eight am tomorrow.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Bring me a jack, Bring me a jacket, Bring me
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: a jacket.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I have a jacket.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: And plus I'm a forty eight long Bro, You're not
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to fit.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I'll be able to fit, and it will make it work.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: The sieves will completely eclipse your hands.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: No, they won't. You're gonna be We're like the exact
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: same says. I'm bigger than you.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: I'm way more ripped.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Than you, and jack than you.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: That's not true at all.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm taller than I had three eggs this morning, dude,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: I used to have.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: I used to have eight eggs a day.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I had three. I had three shotglasses. Just do you
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: see that, dude drinking like eighty five shotglasses of eggs.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: A liver king?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like a liver king every time that
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Breathe dude, he can't breathe and he's on like like
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: he's gonna have a heart attack. Of course, his veins
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: are bursting out of his skin. And he's on so
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: much deteroids. You don't get that big from just eating liver.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: And the cholesterol and that many eggs. I mean this
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: poor man's cholesterol.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Dude. He he has like sardines and like the same
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: texture as like toothpaste. It's just barely moving through his
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: body to.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Squeeze it out. He just massages his arms just to
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: get some blood flow in. Yeah, push blow to dude,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: we should Uh. You said you'd never gotten a massage before.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't want to.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I thought you just said you want one, like I
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: want one for my back.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get a massage until I'm jacked.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: You got a I don't want them. I don't want
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: the massus seeing me that.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: You don't want them to have to go through that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Now, you don't think the roastaas stomach. You don't think
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: they have to disgusting body.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they give you a tummy rub
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: in the fucking massage spot.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: I want to get liposuction like Kanye did. Kanye get it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, I didn't. I didn't feel like working out,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: so I got lipomart.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I had a teacher who used to get liposuction like
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: once a year. What was his name, I don't remember.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: It wasn't my teacher.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: He just worked at the school.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: You said, he Yeah, so it was a dude. Yeah,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: that's so sick. I don't normalize the dudes getting fucking liposuction.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's most commonly dudes. If I had to.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Guess, i'd taste mostly women. Women are held to a
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: much more stringent body standard than men. I don't know,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you don't know.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I guess I just have the opposite opinion. Oh really,
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: I guess it's just I hold myself to such a
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: high standard and I would never hold a woman to
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: the same standards.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Dude. When I was outside the comedy Seller, there was
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: this dude who I know that has worked at the
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: comedy Seller, having a conversation with a girl while we're
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: smoking a joint. It was her first time at the comedy.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: See, oh yeah, you told me about this.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: She was like, I think that, Like, uh, like, you know,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I love comedy, but there's just some things I won't
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: tolerate jokes about and he was like, won't tolerate jokes
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: and he was like what and she was like rape.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? And like they just got a deep conversation.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: They just got a massive argument about him saying like
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: rape jokes are like you can't joke about anything. And
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: she was just telling him like no, like it's not okay,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: and she like put her hands on mine his shoulder
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: and she's like, as this white males, I'm pretty sure
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: your opinions a little less valid than mine on this one.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: And she just sunned off.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: She white, Yes, she was just this white female, but
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: she that that just like that one sixth that she
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: had on us, she fucking dunked on our dumb all.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Yes she did.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't even have any I didn't even say an
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: opinion on it. I just let them kind of have
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: their argument out. Yeah, you were out there for a bit.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Motherfuckers like to argue in public. In New York, people
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: are always trying to like be at a dinner party,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: like arguing over like fucking like some philosophical like and
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I guess people, have you ever heard the saying that, like, uh,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: like small minds talk about people, medium sized minds talk
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: about events and big minds talk about ideas.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard that.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Now you've heard it as I've said it. Yeah, And
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: my point is that I think that they're trying to
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: like be or whatever big minds. I doubt that's exactly
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: what it is, but that they're trying to like talk
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: about ideas. But like, I'm just not really for that
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: in a public setting. Like people are just trying to
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: like fucking hash out their fucking philosophic difference in the
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: to like appear like intellectuals in public.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Also, it's like if you're that girl and you're going
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: to that comedy club, like you she's she was looking
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: to get into that conversation.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she hadn't She had just gotten there, hadn't
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: even seen a single comic. Yeah, and she's already saying, like,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: these are the jokes I want. There's like things I
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: won't tolerate.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Jokes about, And what if you if you don't tolerate it,
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: what's your What's like, what are you gonna do? She
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: gonna he is she gonna kill everyone in the comedy club.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, I don't tolerate those jokes, and
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: she just pulled a birth shirt to show forty five. Yeah. Yeah,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I don't tolerate jokes like that. All right, it's not
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Clean these streets. It's like Taxi Driver.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she got the street sweeper on her.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: I've never finished Taxi Driver.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, neither, guy. Yeah, we've talked about that. We should,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: we should finish it.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: We should just live stream it one day and react.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bro, we got to start putting out different types
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: of content.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: It's a slow burn. What what is Taxi Driver?
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, we have a vlog kind of thing coming out tomorrow.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be cool.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is funny. I watched it. It's very funny,
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: is it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: The bowling scenes are hilarious.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Well because we're so fucking good.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: No, just the way Tyler edited it was really good,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: like heavy metal music.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: In the background.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: It looked gnarly.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: It may just look like men, it does. Yes.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I think me and you had by far the least
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: athletic bowling stances out of everyone.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Well fuck then, bro, we're definitely me. I threw overhand, No,
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: yours was still better than on.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: You flipped your hand over.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Mean KB threw with both hands and still managed to
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: look more athletic.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was whack. I should have just practiced
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: spinning the ball. I want to spin it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I was like getting good, Like I want to go back,
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: like I would do it again, because I honestly we
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: should go. When we were in Minneapolis, it's nothing else
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: to do in that cold ass city.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: We should try and bowl in every major city.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we should find a way Like this was like,
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: let's make a fucking bowling movie.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, let's make this an empire barstool bowling. Yea dude, Yes, but.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: That's sponsored by Revital Light and Die of Coke.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: That'll be fucking sick, bro. And we're just fucking in there.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Bowling ad reads in between flames.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just wearing shirts and shiit like that, fucking
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: hanging out with fat boys. Yeah, hanging out with the
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: fucking fat homes. Anybody else want to bowl here?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Bowling bowling brought to you by High Noon and
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Carl And what is the gate? What is the gay
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: sex toy website? Cake Cake?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: And Cake?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Wait, what makes some gay sex toys? Their other pocket assholes?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: What's gay about that?
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Because it's a man's asshole. How do you know how
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: A lot dirtier, a few hemorrhoids, so it's a lot
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: more hairy.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Why why is that? What's the difference between a man's
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: asshole and a woman's asshole?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Brother?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Have you been down there?
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had bro you? Have you ever seen
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: an asshole before?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: A man's asshole?
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen your own asshole?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: You're looking your asshole in the mirror? Yeah, you put
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: your head on the counter and spread your asshole if
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: you're on the casting couch and look in the mill.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you do, though, I'm asking you check each others.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a man's asshole free, so you can
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: gender a man by their asshole. That's what you boys
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: are saying.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Wow, we're about to get kicked off this show for good.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: You know that assholes have taste buds in them.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: No, they don't. You try to tell me that something
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: else has taste buds in it too.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: It's the asshole. And I'm gonna look this up right
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: in your face because I'm tired.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: You know what does have taste buds in it?
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: That chat?
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: This episode is brought to you by that chat.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: It's not if you're worried that taste is about to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: become more anal and testicular than oral. Past them the
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: taste receptors in your anis and testicles. You have taste
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: receptors in your anis and testicles. This is the headline
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: from foodbeasts dot com. Science has testicles and anuses have
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: taste receptors. Oh, wasn't that time to invest in bacon
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: con weren't people.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: On TikTok like dunking their balls and stuff and saying
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: they could taste it?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Probably?
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Bro, do you have a Do you have a the
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Barstool film team coming out to film Saturdays video? What
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: do you mean are the mics on Saturday's video? No,
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: who's filming it?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Robing them?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Just me and Mike are just hashing it? Ol Like
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: he's pissed.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: What's he saying?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I bet he is pissed, though he is taking fuck
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: so you were a kidding? No, he's joking.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think he actually cares.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: What's he saying?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: He said?
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: He said they replaced the mics with the esteemed branded
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: content team for Saturday's video.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Sounds like he's nagging the boys, and.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: I said, goddamn, did they really? And he hasn't opened
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: it yet. I can't believe you guys ditched the mics.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Why'd you ditch the mics?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't ditch the mics, have a corporate decision. I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: pitched the mics. They ditched the mics. I'm trying to
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: get hitched to the mics.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Why did they ditch them?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: They're trying to nix the mics. Why they're not trying
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: to nix the mics, but they're trying to skip the mics,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: all right? Why did they Why?
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Why don't they having the mics do it?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I think because the mics are doing Tuesday and they
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: just wanted to, like I got the wrong flip to
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: edit this way or that way, or maybe they just
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: want to. They know that I fucking get loose on
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: these trips with the fucking corporate card, and they're like,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I want to go to the fucking I want to
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: go to the steakhouse too. Yeah, Brandon content team is
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: probably like, I want to get a fucking club at.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: At Park to get out there, run up a check.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to get a table at Bounce in Minnesota.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking spend Saturday fucking hanging from the chandeliers like I
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: do on every fucking trip. Nobody fucking Ruth Chris, Ruth's
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: crit what is it called? No, we did go to
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Ruth Chris on my birthday. Yes, when you're twenty first.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Bro, we're gonna have to We're totally gonna have to
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: mess with Oh and since it's gonna be his first
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: trip with the big boys.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Went on a trip like last week with you guys.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Now, Bro, this's gonna be the first big one though. Minneapolis,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: you meet the mics yet, yes, one? And in Philly
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: meet the mics.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: That's a wrong mic. That's a different mic. These are
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: different mics the other mics. Didn't he edit too? Though?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: He was saying in Philly, Yeah, wasn't he working on
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: your wedding video?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: The tall one are you No?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of a different one from Philly, the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: one from Philly that came out till.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: That came to the show. That wasn't one of them.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: That was a different mic.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: God damn, he was my best man in my wedding.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: But that's a different one. That's a whole other mic.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: How many mics are you? Like? Very close friends with like.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Fifteen or sixteen.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: No, He's like, it's serious.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I am serious.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, because I've hung out with so that mic that
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: we saw when we were in Philly. He was also
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: there when I was there with Roan and we and
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: the other two mics, And we.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Should do a speed dating episode with all the mics.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: They just get five minutes on the pope.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: That's what I said.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: I said, Oh, we should just all we should give
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: all of them a MIC and just have a sixteen
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: person podcast.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: They already had some mikes. Yeah, Mike's on mics. They
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: should get their own show, Mike Oh hot, Mikes yo,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: a dating show the mics save this.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: I don't want anyone stealing these ideas.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: What do you mean say it? We have to say
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: it right now so it becomes our intellectual property. That's
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: how intellectual property is sown. Actually, Barstool owns it now.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: We gotta fucking say it off mic, so fucking Barstool
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: can't get their fucking hands out of our pocket.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Their greasy hands on it.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna just try and fucking just work us
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: to the bone and say we'll take that. Yeah, did
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you like your live show. We'll take all that money. Sorry,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: miss Erica. We'll try harder next time. It's the network, bro,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: the fucking networks, they fucking eat they eat off our
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: hard work. We're out in the fields all day, fucking harvesting.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Bro. Next time I say we need troops in Minneapolis,
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, fuck your troops. Get your own troops then.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: But of course Sassy's got to go out to Minneapolis
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: and hold it down just for the fans.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: You said that we were gonna go to the police
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: station they burned down out there.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: No, I would never say that, that's what you said.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, No, I said that we were gonna go
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: to the place where they tried to the island pilots. Yeah,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: then eleven pilots. It's crazy how much it went down
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: to Mini Apur right now a hot spot.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Same with Colorado.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Colorado has like all all the bad ship went out
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: went down out there too. Just shootings, yeah, like every
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: a ton of shootings. But also no bad ship goes
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: down to New.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: York whoa historically don't drink it bro except for except for.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but outside of that.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're forgetting a pretty fucking big one.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Fuck cut that cut that part, bro, Yet I can't
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: have that my f d n y brothers fucking finding
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: out that I forgot that.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I was that what when you went out, didn't you
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: go to dinner with a bunch of the fire department guys.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: There was one fireman, one cop.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: And they made they checked your wallet to make sure
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: you weren't vexed.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Like whoa, whoa, whoa, Bro, your car's fake, right, They
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: checked my card to make sure it was fake.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how was that at the time?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Good? Bro? I love the fire fighters.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Staten Island, No Bro, Breezy guys, right, No Bro, Rockaway,
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Oh fucking Rockway, it's.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Right by Breezy. But you gotta get out. We gotta
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: get out to fucking Rockaway. Bro. They love you out there,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: but you gotta fight. You gotta fight on the boardwalk
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: just to get to the pub, the pub that they
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: go to. Really, yeah, you have to like brawl out
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: on or underneath the boardwalk. And it's like long fights too.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: It's not like a little brawl and people get involved,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: like people get thrown off the boardwalk. It's like walk
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: back up around the block crying or like crying like
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Kyle right in the house, just fucking sobbing coming.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: We have a Kyle Rittenhouse segment.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: No, okay, lib, I think you're the LIB. I think
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: you're the LIB.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: I think you're actually the lib.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: Bro, does that sounds.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: You're a fucking snowflake.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: No, Bro, you're a fucking woke cancel culture mob.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: No, you're a will canceled No.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: I'm not woll cancel culture mob.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Bro. I'm fucking the real deal mob. I'm fucking a medic. Bro.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not cancel culture. I'm fucking here to save people.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: And I also have a gun. You ski run.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Coke. Yeah, we're going. We're going skiing. We're gonna do
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: a trip.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I think Harry and I are gonna go to the Adironducks.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: If you like to come, wait, we are.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm at More. I'm trying to go out west.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go to a big serve. Broh in
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: the company card. Bro, I'm talking about running ship. Oh Bro,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: let's get a fucking chalet. Let's get ourselves an entire
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: chalet and fucking just do a little ski up thing
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: where like our backyard is on the side of the mountain.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dondola comes.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, like gondola, bro, some ship.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Like that, it would be so fun, dude.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Or like snow tubing, bro.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be fucking getting some speed down
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: a mountain without the risk of losing my life.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm the risk of losing your life makes it
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: more fun, does it. I'm good as fucking skiing. It's
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: the only thing I've ever been good at.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: It is crazy how some people are who are not
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: athletic will wind up being athletic on skias.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Like I can just like buzz down double black diamonds
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: and I'll go like so fucking faster.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I think it's it's just like so uh mental skiing.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They say if you're looking at the trees and
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: you're like, don't hit a tree, don't hit a tree,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: guess what you're thinking about the trees and you're gonna
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: hit one.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: I never hit a tree. I never really fucked with it.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: I mean skiing trees in I don't know what it's
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: like out west, but I imagine it's much different than
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: in the East. But skiing trees in the East, it's
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: like very very tight, like the trees are not It's
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: not like spread out.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah that sounds terrible.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and scary, and I don't like to be scary.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: And it's also very icy.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know why.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: I imagine the West is just all powder yeah.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Fluffy pow, yeah, pow, fat ass pow. Yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: My problem was my entire life.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I've had a baby giraffe like like fucking wobble as
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: soon as I like start going.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: I can tell from from the bowling.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my shit is a I need to stretch more,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: but be my shit is just fucking weak. Yeah, what
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, don't you do yoga? And so now that
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I've been doing these night it's not yoga. I mean
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I need to get back into yoga. But all the
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: place I want to go or close, but I do
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: a women's fitness and dude, the women are all about
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: getting their core right and all about getting their legs
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: strengthened up. So I'm trying to come out with a
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: fucking bubble butt and some fucking stable knees like a
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: like a TWRK All Star and fucking zoom down that mountain.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get back into yoga, though, but that's
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: what I wanted to do. That's the way to never
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: have pain in your life. Yeah, I did yoga once
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and I sucked at it. I could see that really bad.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Were you sweating up a storm?
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: No, because I just couldn't do anything. So I kind
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: of just like sat on the mat. Yeah, so you
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: didn't and like rolled around.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't see you pushing yourself per se.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: No, not in yoga. No, it's kind of like a
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: girl's thing.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You push yourself in man, things like fucking.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Lifting weights and skiing.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I'm more into like extreme sports.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like fucking skydiving and bunchy shit. Yeah, would you
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: ever bunge jump?
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: No? I would never skydive either.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because you're you need some fucking tea, bro, you
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: need to get some fucking some some tea to fucking
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: up your risk tolerance.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Are you some growth horrbone?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pinch that nose, bro, see some cum comes out
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: of your asshole.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I'm exhausted, dude. This episode was good.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's dude, it's a free episode. This ship
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: is bonus. Shit, we're doing this for the fucking I
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: feel like they're the fourth member of this show or
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. Sixth member of this
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: show is the fucking fans.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Whenever I'm sitting in here talking, I'm just like, you
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: guys are my fucking home.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: We're kind of just shooting the ship at this point.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very free flowing. We want it to feel
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: like free flowing. But it is all planned out and
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: these are all segments that we do just off camera.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: We have prep sheets that we have written down, and
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: god are they detail Q cards.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Owen's just running through Q cards the entire.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Holding up handwrites them. We want him to handwrite them.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: It's way easier because also that's how Lauren does it. Yeah,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Lauren loves to have the key Q cards out for
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the folks. Lauren's a red sharpie guy. Yeah he is.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Ohen, who's the new guy at US and L. You
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: saw the.
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: Stand Aristotle atari.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Did I tell you about the already the Instagram story thing?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Noah.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: They were like is he Greek or Japanese?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, no clue.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: He was Apparently he was like on sn I just
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: talk or like at standards, like talking about like how
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: he was like engaged and then he like got hired SNL.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: He was like left his fiance to go to SNL
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: and then they were like they were talking about like
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: the three new people were doing like a Q and
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: A on the SNL Instagram story, and it was like
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: they were like talking about the first question was like
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: where were you when you got hired at SNL and
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: like what was your reaction? Blah blah blah, and like
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: one of them was like, oh I was. I was
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: eating dinner at both with my family, and the other
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: one was like, oh, I was at the bookstore or
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: something like that. And then his was like.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: He was like.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: I was doing this like thing for my wedding and
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: then he just like stopped or he was like I
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: had like a wedding thing, and then he was like yeah,
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: it was cool, like he would do was super uncomfortable
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: and I never want to put those.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Pieces together unless you told me no.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: It was a really bizarre set.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: He like went up there and like didn't really tell
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: any jokes. It was like ten minutes straight. He was
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: just like like a yeah, and he don't know if
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: I'm like still going to marry my fiance.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: And then he was like he was like didn't he
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: say he hadn't even talked to her since he left
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: for SNL.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, He's like I don't know. It's like pretty bad,
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: uh in the whole room.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: It sounds like he just wanted to leave his fiance
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: and he's using SNL as a Yeah.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: It doesn't even like comedy. He was just trying to
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: find something to go.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Because I mean I feel like if you get hired
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: at like a job like that, that's something that you
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: could like work out and like they could both move
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: to New York.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what it's like a life changing experience. Actually, babe,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: you gotta get home for this one. Yeah, sit this
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: one out. And actually I don't want to be with
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: you anymore.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Also, the fact that he hasn't spoke to her, like
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: don't you think they would like connect maybe after his
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: first show on SNL, Like yeah, good jobs, get them
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: on the pod. I want to fix them.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: I would fix them too.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: I'd love a fixer up project.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, make me feel give me a sense of accomplishment.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or we could just destroy them like a rent.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, but I want to give them a.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Trick them into saying slurs. So he gets kicked off
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: of SNL.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, like get him fucked up or
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: like put like truth serum minim or something like that
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: and be like which ethnic group do you hate the most? Yeah?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: Oh he also did the he brought like a glass
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: of whiskey on stage.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I hate that. Oh yeah that's you know, bro not
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Chappelle fun but whiskey's pretentious because.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: I imagine him sitting up there like swirling it around.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: So I left my wife Russ and all.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, they take the last sip and like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: roll their eyes and the like, who.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Is the dude we were talking to at this at
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: the seller who was like in Brooklyn, like all they
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: want to hear is like a thought provoking concept, like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: you don't.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Need what was that guy's name was?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Pull it up right now?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was super nice dude.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Was he a Philly dude?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You should have him on Anthony Moore Anthony Moore. Yeah,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: he was really fucking funny, but he was like in Brooklyn,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: they just want Yeah.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: He's like, they don't care about jokes, they just want
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: to have something like a concept.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: And I feel like that's what you're saying this guy
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: was doing, like he's just trying to talk about I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: guess the concept of I was hilarious even someone it's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: more just like a discourse than like the way he
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: talked about Brooklyn made it seem like there's like a
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: blast radius of like how woke people are through Brooklyn
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: and it's like you're at ground zero of how fucking
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: woke people are, what kind of shit they'll like tolerate,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: and then the farther out from there, it's like they'll
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: actually want to hear jokes.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: Now you look weird because where's like the peak of that.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I've heard so much different shit though. I've heard people
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, don't do.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Comedy in Brooklyn, like it's the woke everyone's woke over there.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Then I heard people be like, oh, you got to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: go out to Brooklyn, like the mics are so much
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: better out there, like it's so much funner scene.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Well, those are probably woke people that are telling you that.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. I've heard it from multiple
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: different sides of Coege.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn has like two and a half million people. It's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: like massive, So it's like you can't talk about it
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: like a monolith like anything.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: It's not like all Brooklyn.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Is exactly the same. Yeah, there's probably parts of Brooklyn,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: like there's probably the mics in uh, like Bushwick, or
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: something that are like that are more woke or like,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's maybe Williamsburg.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: When I got boot off stage, I was in uh
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: where was that? Westville? You got what boot off stage?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Did you know?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: May as well have been?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, And they.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: When they tried to make me out like I was
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: some fucking monster. First of all, let's get something clear.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Drugging someone is not funny. Oh they got they got
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: mad at you because I'm told because I said the
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Ari Shafir thing.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: You're you're reporting the news.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: You can't report the news.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: It's like my second time doing it open mic. Oh
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: and you were there for that, right?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: That was that.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: It was my second time ever doing it.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: And people got mad and the.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Host comes up and he's like, let's get something out
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: of the way.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Where was it?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: There's nothing funny about what Westville? Right?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: Or is it Eastville?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Is Westville?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Like Eastville? East like comedy club?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: Help Brooklyn.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: It's a good mic. It's it's yeah, one of the better,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: pretty good, one of the batter mics that I've done.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: But it's it's so far away. Someone actually just asked
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: me to do a show in Brooklyn and I'm probably
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: not gonna do it, so.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: I don't want to go to Brooklyn.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I sure like Brooklyn.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: Bro, it's like a whole day to get over there.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: It's really not.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: It's like forty five minutes.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: It's not especially where this is. I'm looking at where
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: this is. This is thirty minutes from us right now. Oh,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes, thirty four minute drive.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: And it's ten minutes to get to my apartment.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Bro, And it's thirty three minutes on the subway.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: So it's forty it's forty five minutes exactly.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: You're being a fucking child, bro.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: You know you hear child.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: You need to cut your cut your fucking teeth in Brooklyn.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: I'm over with I'm over this pod. Bro. I'm gonna
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: go work with So I'm gonna go work with Shannon Matt.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, Bro, You're you're lucky to get time with
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Tommy smokes. Bro.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: Hey, Tommy wanted to do a sketch with me.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Shane pulled me aside just say and he was like, dude,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: if we knew you were going to be here, like,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: we wouldn't have had fucking roan on.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I know.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: I was like I'm just trying to let the kid
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: out of his moment.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: You were just being humble in the kid, Yeah, that
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: you were. You were.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, come on, shame bro, that's the Prince.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Come on, bro, he needs this, he needs the muffing.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: What do you hurt yourself?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: The muffin man?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Chris go hard waight? No, that's the first or like
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: the second battle I had?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Could you sorry continue? No?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: That some guy just called himself hard way. That's so funny.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Could you uh could you hear us laughing in the crowd? No?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: Did you hear Greer?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Greer is like the most noticeable laugh when he really
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: ask Wait.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: There was one point of the show where you laughed
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: like very hard and you were the only person laughing.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it was said something that I think Matt said,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: but I think you like mumbled it and I.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: Like burst out laughing.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: No one else laughed. I was the only person there
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: that laughed.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I felt like, he's fascinating madness. Yeah, yeah, I think
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: so too.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: You know the scene in The Joker where he laughs
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: like all the wrong stuff. It was that, but it
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: was funny.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: So I legitimately think of a sense of humor as
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: like like a sense like vision, or like or like smell,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: or like taste, where it's like having a broad sense
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: of humor like is way more appealing than having an
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: acute sense of humor. Same with having a sense of taste,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: like if you only like one thing, like, you don't
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: have a good sense of taste.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: You have like a bad palate.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Like if you find a lot of things funny, if
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: you find things funny that other people don't think is funny.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I think that means that you have like a broad
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: and therefore a good sense of humor. Yeah, okay, let's
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: end the pod. That was That was nice, but you
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, keep going, keep spitting.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: These are the conversations I was having outside smoking joint.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: I feel like I was gonna say what I was
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: gonna say something else though about last night, I forget
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: what it was though, I don't know what the fuck
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: was it, bro, I don't know. It was a fun
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: time though. We should do shows. At the stand.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: We saw the dude Devin Costa, who.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: He was super funny. Yeah, he was a bunch of
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: funny to do comedy, but he's his videos are funny.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: He has a lot of funny videos. He's done some
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: shit with him.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: That one that they did, one that he did was
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: so fucking funny.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: What about the podcast? Oh? What about when you got
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: iced outside?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: What? Oh with a picture?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: M hmm. Yeah.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: This girl came up to us and she was like
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: I was talking to Tim Dylan. She comes up to
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: us and she's like, can I get a picture with
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: you guys? And I kept on being like me too,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: and she'd be like yeah, and she was like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: can I get a picture with both of you? She
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: actually DM me after and was like I got so nervous.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Oh really sorry, I boxed you out of the picture.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: And then her friend comes over and she like gives
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: me the camera.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I already had the girl's phone to take.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: The picture of me, this girl and Tim, and then
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: her friend comes from he goes, actually, can you take
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: another picture, like like basically being like, we don't want
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: you in this photo, Dan, and I.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Was like I'm taking it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: She's like, oh no, it could be like a little
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: competition who takes the better one.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: And then her friend and then the girl DM me
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: and she was like I'm sorry, but it was really
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: it was. It was mortifying to not be.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: In every picture.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Timmy ran with that one. Oh yeah he loved it. Yeah,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: because I would love it too. Yeah, I would love
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: it too.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't care about not being in the picture.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: But the one opportunity, bro, if.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: People are going to take pictures without me in them?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: And then I got that banging ass video of me
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: asking him for a picture?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Did that? Did you put that out on the internet yet?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I put it out last night on Twitter.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Numbies one hundred kkes bikes.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, went viral.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Ah that It fires me up more than numbies. I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: feel like I just got a fucking shot of like
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: narcan in my chest. Whenever the fucking numbies come across,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: or what if we want to keep on going back
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: to pulp fiction?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: What are they put in the girl's chest?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: Him?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Was it narcan?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck it.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Don't ever doubt yourself, bro, you got it right the
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: first time.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that they had No, I didn't know
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: if narkan was relatively new or if they had narcane
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: in the nineties.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Might have just been adrenaline drugs, Mike, It was definitely
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Narcan was it.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be some someone in the fucking don't
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: talk about pulp fiction unless you know everything about pulp fiction.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: I love how you guys are trying to act like
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: you're oh certain, when you're so wrong.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I like how you try to act like you know
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: about Tarantini when you don't know shit about Tarantine.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: That something that like you were saying, like comedy, you
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: should have a wide taste. I feel like Tarantino fans
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: like only watch Tarantino.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a pretty obnoxious group of fans. Elieth
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Wes Anderson.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: I like, I like his.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Movies just fine as well. But I think that some
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: people like when uh, when uh, Logic the Rapper put
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: out that one.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Album something Just Die.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: No, they're both on When Logic the Rapper put out
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: that album, and it was like there was a skit
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: that was like this album was fueled by cigarettes and
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Tarantino movies.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, oh my god.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: His little sketches are the worst.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're bad.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Made me want to call that hotline if you don't
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: have any sure, all right?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Should we wrap it up?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: I just want to be a lie.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: This was a gift.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: This podcast was a gift to.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: The losses that I was on slump mode.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: But I don't apologize.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: No, you fought through bro really nice with no ads.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it feels good all right.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: But though I love our advertisers like no other, and
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I have a gradually that chat and especially better help,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: especially better help. Those are the fucking homies.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: And bare bottom and cut all this out. No no, no,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: keep this in, keep this in doing free ads.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: But you do actually love bear but I do love it.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying we're just like tipping the cap to them.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: They're not advertising here, but we want to tip the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: cap to them.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Well, let's tip the cap to some other upodes that
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: we want.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Actually, maybe these advertiser could just send us, send us
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: the money on the side.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, hit us up.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: We got a new banking information.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: We want to get the come in.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, barstool actually as a whole does so we just
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: want to be the ones to uh specifically for this show.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: We're doing this revshare thing. Just let us sort it out.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: It'll be way easier if we just sort it out.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Erica gave us the green light to.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: Just Yeah, it's all good now, take care sales anymore.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to. They're going to do their
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: own thing up there and just send us this scooche.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you guys for listening. We'll see you
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: guys on Monday. Peace,